News Feature Sports Ein Prosit! Technology: Laurier Oktoberfest Protecting Hockey comes season 11 £* to kw privacy 112 preview 10 the "The tie that binds since 1926" Thursday, October 16,1997 WLU STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Cord VOLUME XXXVIII • ISSUE TEN A new taste for Laurier Bayeux Tapestry at Langen SARAH CRELLIN Cord Arts The Langen Gallery is currently fea- turing a stunning reproduction of the renowned Bayeux Tapestry, one of the great artistic legacies of the European middle ages.

The tapestry depicts pail of the timetre high tapestry Is on display in Norman conquest, specifically the the Aird Centre Foyer building until Battle of Hastings, that took place in October 23. 1066. Langen Gallery is open Mondays HASPtNS The reproduction was complet- through Saturdays 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. ed by Professor James Dugan, a Admission is free. retired UW French professor. KATHSRINE Dugan has created a copy that is faithful to the original in both mate- PHOTO: rial and colour, investing over 7000 hours of labour into the project. The only differences between Hawkeye among first Dugan's copy and the authentic Gold tapestry two are seen in areas. First, the final two panels of the original tapestry are missing, so student beers in Canada Dugan has "recreated" them according to his own interpretation. MARY WONG mare successful than the last and Ed a gold amongst its other micro- Second, adding a tragic twist to Cord News the taste even better," said Playfain brewery competitors such as the story, Dugan inscribed the dates On Wednesday. October 8, Stew "Hawkeye Gold will be heavier Sieemans and Brick Brewery. of his children's deaths in Latin on Wong, WLUSIi President, stood and bolder," Hawkeye Gold was invented by the tapestry below the scene depict- before a mass of Lauder students The idea ofLaurier's own beer Mike Bradley, a student manager ing the Norman ships crossing the HARDING In Wilfs and proudly Introduced was initiated in the spring of 1997 at Wilfs, Presently, it is being sold channel. Wilfrid Laurier's very own brand by Playfair and Hob CressweE, the at the University ontap and bottle. He learned of their accidental ofbeer, Hawkeye Gold. manager ofthe TUrret, In the near future, Hawkeye death while working on the repro- KATHERINE "Laurter students wit! now be WLUSU was approached by Gold willalso be available at liquor duction. among the first students in Canada Bium Wholngs, a sales represen- stores in the Waterloo community. The original tapestry was com- PHOTO: who able to the tative 'There is to produce missioned after a are taste pride," Irom Trafalgar Brewery of no cost the conquest by A scene from the Bayeux explained David Playfair, Wilfs Oakviße. Mike Arnold, the propri- this beer," states Trafalgar Norman participant, Bishop Odon Piayfak Tapestry, currently on display Manager etor of the brewery, then took over benefits the promotion. In de Conteville, and is therefore con- from at the Langen Gallery. "The beer should add to the the development ofthebeer. addition, Playfair said that a ten sidered to be a piece of Norman already strong school spirit at A committee, involvingPlayfair, cent per &re soldrebate fromboth propaganda. WM Laurier University." Cressweli, Dan Dawson, Mike Hawkeye Gold and Wilfs Celtic Ale Embroidered tapestry was an The new beer, named after the McMaira, and various Laurier stu- will be donated to an as yet unde- important art form in Medieval Inside Golden Hawk school mascot, was dents, helped to design the logo. termined charity. times. News ...... ,2 launched with a keg tapping, sou- wars Celtic Ale, brewed by Traf&gar Brewery first opened The original Bayeux Tapestry venir bottles, and reduce prices. Trafalgar, is also available. This In December, 1993. was crafted by Anglo-Saxon arti- Opinion ...... 6 Concerning the quality of the new brew ean only be found at There are several types of sans. It is thought that women most StudentLite ...... ,8 beer, second year student, Matt waft and is available on tap. wars Trafalgar beer available in over 30 likely put it together. International 11

is a Irish —. . Macintosh said, "Hawkeye Gold Celiac Ale is premium Ale Oakville pubs and liquor stores. Although interpreting the exten- Feature ~ .12 bad, but be if that is but very smooth. Trafalgar beer won numerous sive panels can time consuming, not it would better light has be Spoils... — 14 the taste was stronger and the In September, at the Great awards including bronze and sil- anyone with an interest in history, Enteitaioment... IB beer was cold," Canadian Brewing Festival in ver medals at the 19% World art, or medieval literature should "The next batch w3l be even Guelph* this Celtic Ale was award- Championships ofBeer. view the unique work. Arts . 22 The 70 metre long and 50 cen- Classifieds ...... 23 CORD NEWS News Bites K-W students Germans take protest Bill 160 Three thousand students from at least eight high schools converged at Kitchener City Hall ber 8, in a display of solidarity with their teachers over provincial to the streets Bill 160. RICHELLE READ Students also marched to St. Mary's Cord News High School where the}' had heard their fel- Once again. Thanksgiving has come. With this low students were prevented from partici- holiday weekend thousands of people from all pating in the walk-out. Some bystanders over the world descended on the Kitchener- criticized the protestors for walking out of Waterloo Region to attend the annual class rather than protesting outside of Oktoberfest celebrations. school hours. On Monday, October 13, the twenty-ninth annual Oktoberfest Thanksgiving Day Parade took place and people lined King Street from Free busing for Erb to Cedar to take part in the event. The parade started at King and Erb, at about 8:45 in the morning and traveled down Oktoberfest King to end in Downtown Kitchener at Bus rides will on- d free approximately 11:00 a.m. The admission for ofcharge during the 1997 Qktoberfest cele- the parade was optional, but the crowd was brations. Kitchener Transit and Molson encouraged to bring a non-perishable food Breweries will provide free bus rides from donation to give to the annual Onkel Hans K-VV accredited Festhallen October 17 and food drive. 18 from 11 :(X) p.m. to 1:50 a.m. Many people began to stake out spots at The campaign was developed to help seven in the morning. One parade goer, reduce the p of drinking and dri- Margaret Read of Ayr, stated that this was ving c ihe festival. Over 12,(XX) people "the best parade in twenty-nine years." used the service last year. This year the parade was filled with more bands and improved floats. Performing in this Review of years parade were many bands from across North America, including the Greater pension plan Kensington String Band from Pennsylvania and the Lakewood High School Marching Finance Minister Paul Martin has con- Band from Ohio. firmed that re-examination of the Pension Many dignitaries were also present, repre- Plan, as it relates to older workers taking senting a variety of disciplines. This year's reduced employment, will be part of the Parade Marshals were Kathleen Heddle and CanadianPension Plan review 0f1999, Mamie Mcßean, but the absence of Mcßean Present policies give people who move in the parade was noted by the crowd. into part-time employment at age 55 Others who made this year's parade spe- reduced benefits upon reaching age 60-70. cial were the five mayors of the different Waterloo's from around the world. Present Common-law were mayors: Brian Turnbull, Ontario; Ben Provencer, Quebec; Aldo Navone, California; Euster Renner, Sierra Leone; and Serge families increase Kubla, Belgium. According to data released Tuesday from As always Miss Oktoberfest was a special the 1996 census, common-law and single- attraction in the parade. This year a parent families now make up more than University of Guelph student from Kitchener, 25% ofthe 7.8 million families in Canada. Danica Quinn, was high atop the throne. This "Canadians now have less faith in all is the firstK-W area Miss Oktoberfest in twen- institutions, including marriage," said Bob ty-one years. Oossop ofthe Vanier Institute of the Family. Another historical event was the return of The number of common-law families the Golden Helmets Precision Motorcycle increased 28% between 1991 and 19%, Team. PHOTO while married couple families increased The many floats and walkers in the parade only 1.7%. represented some of the service clubs, ethnic RLE clubs, and businesses in the Waterloo Region. displays and a rousing chorus of Ein Prosit. Onkel Hans, the Oktoberfest mascot: if it Arctic state of Although there were other ethnic clubs such Linda Sill of Kitchener said that there was a ever come to the point that you find this as the Portugese Club of K-W, the main focus "more enthusiastic crowd" this year. man attractive, well, ladies and gentle- emergency was on the many German clubs in Waterloo This year's Oktoberfest parade was the men, time to draw the line. Play safekids. Region. Representatives of the Alpine Club, best so far. The only criticism was that "the One Arctic community declared a state of Transylvania Club, Concordia Qub, Schwaben parade should have a finale," according to enjoy the party atmosphere. emergency Tuesday alter hurricane-farce Club, and the German-Canadian Hunting and Glenn TUrner ofTara, a regular at the parade. These celebrations are in commemoration winds raged across Hudson Bay. Fishing Club were all present. The Oktoberfest celebration continues until of the weddings of King Ludwig I and his People were ordered by Cape Dorset The crowd was even treated to dancing Saturday, October 18, so get out their and grandson King Ludwig II ofBavaria. officials on Baffin Island to stay indoors as winds up to 120km/h battered the area At least seven other communities on the shores ofHudson Bay have been affected by the winds. UW Womyn's Centre Early death and poor air quality protests Miss Oktoberfest A new studyreports that polluted air in the KERRY BROWN ness and get the community the release. lie, and most importantly young Ham2ton-Wentworth areacauses 90 to 321 Cord News thinking about sexism." Ten to fif- Schmidt said they are not women, cannot be underrated." premature deaths a yean Representatives from the teen members went together to interested in attacking the contes- The Pageant has been in exis- Jnhalable particle matter accounts for University of Waterloo Womyn's the Centre in the Square. tants' lifestyle choice. The group tence since 1969 and attracts 76% of the air-pollution related premature Centre were at Centre in the The UW Womyn's Centre simply believes the pageant sup- contestants from all over North moralities and 64% of the related hospital Square Thursday, October 9, to issued a press release stating ports "impossibly high standards America. The winner, crowned admissions. protest the Miss Oktoberfest beauty pageants should be a of beauty and physical appear- Queen of Oktoberfest, serves as The report comes on the heels of the Pageant. thing of the past. "The images ance." an ambassador for the week. toxic recycling fire in Jul? which Andrea Schmidt, a spokesper- they present directly serve to The Womyn's Centre further There was a good turnout for ended in the evacuation ofthousands ofres- son for the Womyn's Centre, said maintain stereotypes and miscon- believes the "message such a the protest, which attracted CKCO idents from fee Hamilton area. they hoped to "increase aware- ceptions about women," stated publicized event sends to the pub- Action News to the event.

2 • October 16,1997 MM Laurier heats up the hallways Heatwave catches Physical Resources by surprise

JOSHUA MARSHALL over from one to another weather would turn bad." Cord News takes a few days. Dawn McMullin, a second Although the weather has "In early May and late year Communication Studies cooled off somewhat, another September, we put on our student, finds the heat dis- fall heat wave could have stu- weather hats," says Dupuis. tracting. "It's difficult to con- dents baking indoors. centrate during class, every- "The weather forces us to one is drowsy from the heat," make decisions about the Once the says McMullin. heat," says Assistant Vice- Students in residence face President of Physical heat is a similar dilemma. Dupuis Resources, Ron Dupuis. "This explains that although resi- year it was the wrong deci- turned on dences are on a different sys- sion." tem, their heat stays on once In the Physical Resources "there is no activated. "After the heat's Department of Laurier there been turned on, you can only are no rules or regulations turning adjust the temperature. The concerning heating. Dupuis heat is on for the winter." says they use a common back." The heat is turned on with sense approach - the building concern for students. If the must have heat as soon as it heat were turned off, by the starts to get cold. However, Unfortunately this doesn't time it cooled off, the weather once the heat is turned on always work. "Who would would turn, maintains Dupuis. "there is no turning back." have expected the weather to Students are asked to under-

The central heating sys- stay this warm?" Because of stand and be patient - winter tem for the academic build- the warm start in October stu- is coming soon. ings uses the same heating dents and professors suffered. pipes for both heating and One distraught professor Chances are, last week you cooling. commented that "the heat [in did not need an outfit like Therefore, the change class] makes me wish the this walking campus halls. PHOTO Pulling it for RLE theUnited Way $900 raised for local charities JOY WALRAVEN Communication Studies major Henry Duiker, Cord News after tryingthe bungee-puD. CU McGinnis Front Row Restaurant held a When asked why the restaurant decided bungee-pull in their parking tot Wednesday, to do a fund-raiser for the United Way, October 8 to raise money for the United Way. McGinnis Front Row manager, Glenda The bungee-pull consisted of a thirty-five Reaume said: "We wanted to raise money for foot long airmattress attached to two bungee a good cause and we want to get involved in cords with harnesses. the community. Restaurants aren't just a Two people make a donation to the place to eat anymore." United Way, strap themselves in, and then In combination with other fund-raisers compete to see who can pull farther against organized by the restaurant throughout the the cord. week, approximately $900 was raised for the Everyone who made a donation was United Way.

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October 16,1997 3 CORPNEWS Board Reports Bag O' Crime Trial period: Dining Hall to open weekends JAMES MUIR on the 18th and if students do not of hiring for a Health and Fitness Giving Cord News take advantage of the opportunity it Awareness Coordinator. Stew Wong reported to the Board of will be shut down. The Communications Commit- Directors [BOD] on his recent inter- Students are also urged to take tee (Ccomm), Finance and Building provincial activities. Acting as a advantage of the Food Services sug- (F&B), Constitutional, and thanks to group facilitator, Wong took part in gestion box through which Ancillary Operational Development (COD), all the Asia Pacific Connection confer- Services obtains most of its informa- tabled their goals for the upcoming ence held in Winnipeg. The confer- tion regarding the facility's use and year. Ccomm plans to increase stu- theft and ence brought youth from all across improvement. Legitimate sugges- dent awareness of BOD's role and Canada together in an effort to fos- tions will be given appropriate provide students with an avenue for ter greater appreciation for differ- attention. their input on various issues. ent cultures. F&B plans to examine our GST Wong also brought up the bur- Students' payments (we may be paying more sary issue. The Senate and the than we have to), Health Plan mischief Board of Governors recently met to Protocol for part-time students, and discuss preventative measures. Union the bank machine's usage. They Theft Under $5000 They do not know how it happened, will also monitor off-campus meal 0745 hrs., Mon. Oct 6 but both groups want more With respect to the Terrace's card expenses to find out where One of the parking signs in lot 3 was found stolen. accountability for their actions. Pre- weekend options, A&W has a con- students' money is going. budget consultations were suggest- tract that states that no other food COD will immerse itself in poli- Medical Assistance ed to give the process greater trans- provider can be open on the week- cies. By-law, election, and dismissal 1540 his., Mon. Oct. 6 parency. ends. policies will be streamlined to pro- An officer responded to the Science Building in response to a report of a Steve Convey reported on the The Dining Hall also has a new vide benefiting and relevant guide- student experiencing a medical problem. The individual was taken to activity of Food Services and hotline. At 884-1970 ext. DINE lines. They will also look into the Health Services. Finance and Building. Attempting (3463), students can hear a sultry creation of a policy for the replace- to satisfy demands for weekend recording of the day's culinary ment of directors, should they be Trespass options, Food Services is opening delights. found negligent in their duties. 0005 hrs., Wed. Oct 8 the Dining Hall from 11 a.m. to 2 Meaghan Brown, VP: University The Academic Affairs Board will A non-WLU male was escorted off campus when he was found sleeping p.m. on Saturdays. The trial begins Affairs, announced the re-opening submit its goals in the near future. in the 24 hour lounge at the Nichols Centre. population programs Theft Under $5000 Money, money, and 0220 his., Wed. Oct 8 JAMES MUIR commented Duke. An unidentified male stole a case of beer from Wilfs. The theft occurred Cord News Tom 11rubes reported that with the passing of the while staffwere moving cases ofbeer from one location to another. The half hour meeting witnessed a report from the Imaging Solutions budget the organization is "moving Vice-President: Finance. Also, a number of standing toward nirvana." Medical Assistance committees were populated. The Cord reported the hiring of a Circulation 1340hrs., Wed. Oct 8 Mark Dukes finance report was full of good news. Manager and production assistants. They are still wait- An officer assisted a studentat the library who was having some medical SAC [Student Administrative Council] ing on their phone message alter- difficulty. The individual was subsequently taken to Health Services. fees are happily over budget by ations. about $3500. National advertising for Student Steve Metzger said that the Suspicious Person the Keystone, WLUer, and the Cord is Keystone is running with its "usual 0245 hrs., Thurs. Oct 9 better than expected. Student Publications excellence." They now have all their Officers responded to the area of King St.and University Ave, after Publications received its final equity copy editors, and sluggish sales are receiving a report that an intoxicated male in his 50's was making payment from the Union leaving only the accounts expected to pick up later in the year. attempts to grab at females. A thorough search of the area was conduct- receivable outstanding. The remainder of the meeting saw each director ed with negative results. He was described as being of medium build "We're really happy with the way things are going," volunteer for a position on a standing committee. with gray hair and wearing a plaid shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.

Mischief 0145 hrs., Fri. Oct 10 A WIXJ student kicked and damaged a window on the second floor of the Nichols Campus Centre near the elevator, lite matter wtß be for- warded to the DAC.

Theft Under $5000 Sun. Oct 12 Person(s) unknown stole the University ensignia from the sign at Lucinda House.

Mischief Sun. Oct 12 Sometime over the weekend person(s) unknown damaged some ceiling tile by the elevator in Bricker Residence. A brick was found in the area. Cord Meeting StaffFriday 2:30 PM Cord Offices 3rd Floor Nichols Centre

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SAMANTHA CORBEY overuse. Cord News The service simply cost too much How many times have you needed money and was being used inappro- to contact the University regarding priately. At the time student resi- registration, student awards, or a dences were a part of the switch- jjjj strange billing procedure, only to board and could be reached encounter six different voice mail through the 800 number. However, systems? How about paying peak this would now be impossible with long distance fees while being put the updated phone systems and on hold for ten to fifteen minutes. direct lines into residence. "Voice mail is really frustrating," For instance, the distant educa- says Laurier student Louise tion line has limited access. Hughes Kearney. "Your questions are never says it currently costs between IT'S COMING answered and its a real pain in the $5500 and $6000 to operate the ass." service. The number of distance A toll free 1-800 number cur- education students is substantially rently exists for distance education lower than regular students, but this students. The question then is why still gives an idea ofthe possible cost is it that regular students do not ofthe service. SOONER^ have access to such a service? An alternative to a full year 1- THAN YOU THINK! Nora Znotinas, Director of 800 number would be to offer the J|^ Computing and Communication service only during the peak period Services, says there would be noth- for out of city calls. The heaviest vol- Take advantage ing difficult about setting up and ume of long distance calls come of our "Student Class" operating an 800 number. "The directly after acceptances go out to Reserve your flight home for the holidays now! problem," says Znotinas, "is who the high school students in June, as covers the cost and how do we well as closer to the beginning of the remain accountable." school year. In the past, Laurier provided an The Office of the Registrar, the S,Ud , 800 number, but, according to Business Office, and he Student iUinS Znotinas and Sandy Hughes in the Awards Office are the offices most "IRAVELCUIS B6.B22B Distance office, it was requested l Education dis- commonly at the switch- connected due to mistreatment and board. Owned and operated by the Canadian Federation of Students

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October 16,1997 5 CORD OPINION

CordEditorial the Why be so mean? Cord Vowing positively and forsaking evil irony "The tie that binds since 1926" I hereby forsake irony for sincerity. I here- them before they get a chance to prove it. Their answer, many vague things like by vow not to care what someone drinks, And many people have revealed them- "something in business," "I don't know," 1 smokes, or listens to on the radio. I have selves to be wrong. and"I hate these questions." The time for A Wilfrid Laurier University Student Publication had my time spewing shoddily masked I was asked once why I was so bitter. I flaky I-don't-know-what-I-want-to-do- 75 University Avenue West, rage and pointless sermons. I hereby vow replied "because there are people in the with-my-life garbage was high school. Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5 positively. I will be a positive person. world who know what they do is stupid." Choose something you want to do. If you (519) 884-1970 ext. 3564 This revelation is the product of com- That was only part of the answer. Also, I don't know what you want, go and volun- Fax: (519)884-7723 ments I recently received from two fellow am a bitter person because these same teer your time helping someone who Advertising: (519) 884-1970 ext. 3566 students. The first, a young man who people could so easily stop smoking and needs it. There - simple. www.wlu.ca/~wwwcord/ shambled drunkenly up to me, said with- whining about it, drinking and cursing I do not profess to be perfect. Truth be out introduction "1 challenge you to write a themselves, and being whores. These are known I have done more stupid stuffin my positive letter." I realized that all these let- life than most anyone at this What do I look like, the school. What I ters have been pointlessly negative, and do profess to be is a person that has society page editor? done not at all helpful, or even truly humorous. so many of these stupid things; I know Ben Harris The second lad told me that 1 should What I do how hard it is to stop. Indeed, you don't consider renaming the weekly demon profess want to stop because most addiction feels birth "Sermons from Ben." I realized that, to be is good or at least easy at the time. This short Editorial Board as of late, the evil monkey on back my a person term gratification is arguably the most Editor-in-Chief Katherine M. Harding (letters From Ben) has been increasingly that destructive trait in our society. Any traits Managing Editor Robin C. Whittaker Biblical in tone. The last thing 1 want to do has done so (like this one) nurtured by the omnipres- News Editor Sterling Lynch is alienate anyone or make anyone feel ence of television in our lives (or any of the Associate News Editor Patricia Lancia uncomfortable in any way. Why should I many of these mass media) is not positive. Entertainment Editor Erin Keating care if someone hates themselves? Why I would rather be an anal-retentive Assistant Entertainment Editor Tim Durkin should I assume responsibility for the stupid things; I nerd than someone who makes them- Sports Editor Mike McKenna future self-inflicted heart attack victims of selves dead on purpose. I want to blame Asistant Sports Editor Tom Fuke this world? From now on I am perfectly know how hard television so much, but I place the blame Features Editor Jennifer Clarke comfortable living alongside the subcon- squarely on the weakness of the addict, Student Life Editor Lorna Hiscock sciously suicidal, the socially repugnant, ft is to stop. lack of forethought, and the cult of cool- International Editor Heath Applebaum and the intellectual dregs of the so-called ness surrounding so many truly moronic Arts Page Editor Benedict Harris intellectual elite. practices. Maybe I'll wait and vow positive- On-Line Editor Andrew White Why should I feel any kinship with any sins which they commit against them- ly later, when I could live with myself for Production Manager Vacant other human being, that may cause me to selves. doing it. care enough to point out to them the flaws True, nobody's perfect, but you don't Corel Staff in their life? I will stop harping at these have to try not to be imperfect as much as Editorial by Ben Harris Arts Production Assistants Aaron Hunter people, the drinkers and smokers, the jou possibly can. Furthermore, people Page Editor The expressed this editorial are Jordache opinions in Olga lovers of all things tacky and shallow don't seem to be striving for anything, let those of the author, and do not necessarily Angela Orticello because once a group of people have alone perfection. I ask many people "What reflect those of the Cord Staff, the editorial Jen Roberts revealed what they should believe are board, or Wilfrid Laurier University Student are, you you going to do after you graduate?" Publications. Janette Roy Sarah Schiefer Circulation Manager Uonella Gilbert Classified Coordinator Kim Henderson Copy Editors Irem Ali Megan Atkinson Chadwick Dietrich Letters To TheEditor Noelle Fisher Public Relations Coordinator Christine McArthur Wide Mouth very little about the Canadian Music and the Blowfish would fit in perfectly. I Stydent Industry, let alone booking and promoting consider myself to be a conservative, but response events. Perhaps he should get his facts surprisingly enough, I am not too fond of Publications Staff straight before writing such an article. If it Hootie, I don't really like beer, and I never Photo Manager Stephen Williams Dear Editor, was a question of bad promotion how does wear baseball caps. Perhaps Hickey should Photo Technicians Luke Martyn I am writing to express my disappoint- he explain the high number of off campus, stick to the facts instead of creating unin- Joanne Spadafora ment regarding the Cord's report on the and non WLU students who attended? formed stereotypes of those who do not Karen Stegenga recent Wide Mouth Mason Concert. Rather This was an obvious attack on WLUSU, share his ideology. Systems Administrator Shayne Lidkea than being a Monday Morning Quarterback as his poorly written review was redun- Hickey also mentions how he sees a Advertising Manager Lars Pastrik and sitting back bashing and blaming, per- dant. I hope in the future Mr. Ryan's articles "healthy herd of Regressive Ad Sales Representatives Vacant haps the author could share his obvious are more interesting and have a content Conservatives smiling gleefully as labour Ad Production Manager Vacant wealth ofknowledge to help promote future that may actually stimulate interest rather and the social safety net are obliterated." Ad Production Assistants Richard Basas small scale Canadian bands. I am assuming than disgust. With this, he goes from being merely laugh- Allison Cook he feels he could do much better himself. Matt Roque able to being completely wrong. The PCs The truth is the band wasn't popular. are in no way regressive as they have bro- Administration You can't make people go to concerts. ken free from the shackles of the conven- President Kevin MacDonald Perhaps Mr. Ryan was ignorant of all the Hickey is tional, free-spending thinking of prior gen- VP: Finance Mark Duke promotion that was done on campus. There erations to generate new ideas to solve the Board of Directors Christine Gergich were posters everywhere. There were pro- a "lazy critic" problems left to us by those who went Tom Hrubes Ryan Locke motional games in the concourse during before us. As well, labour and the social Michelle MacDonald Steve Metzger the busiest hours of the day. Perhaps Mi". safety net are not being obliterated, but David Trueman Ryan is not very observant. Did he notice Dear Editor, rather are being reformed to take account the The Cord will not print anything that is racist, sexist, or homophobic in nature, as the constant Radio Laurier promotions? In the article "Where have all the of the unavoidable fiscal realities of deemed by the staff as a voting body. The Cord will not print anything in violation of its How about the nights of promotion at the Marxists gone?," RW Hickey complains 19905. Code of Ethics, outlined in The Cord Constitution. Cord subscription rates are $20.00 per term for addresses within Canada. The Cord is printed by CanWeb Printing. All com- Turret where signs were posted all over about the conservative atmosphere at WLU. In the end, Hickey reveals his true strips mentary is strictly the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily reflect that of the patrons were by hand, small the Liberals are as when he states that Cord staff, the editorial board, or WLU Publications. and given, He laments that Young reminders and flyers? Turret staff even left as this university gets and that the "rag- his preferred course of action is to only Contributors wore signs promoting the show. I was one ing left politicos" are nowhere to be found. whine about the flaws in "the is "Production Gap God" Paul McLean, James Muir, of them. Similar promos were done at I, on the other hand, rather enjoy attending system." With this, Hickey shows that he Richelle Read, Kerry Brown, Kerry Brown, Mary Wong, Wilfs. There was a promo on the Big Turret a university whose politics are grounded in simply another idle Joy Walraven, our crappy but sensitive, CD player, Sign outside the Fred Nichols Centre. These reality instead of the hopeless and delusion- complainer unwilling to take the necessary Joshua Marshall, Samantha Corbey, Sarah Crellin, are the promotions that I personally saw, al idealism of the left. steps to make the necessary changes. The Andrea Thomas, Angela Peters, Thom Ryan, Gemma and I am assuming there were others. Hickey reflects fondly on the left-wing Conservatives, on the other hand, are will- Warner, Jeffrey Fila, Tim's fat-assed dog: Kir, Alexis If I remember correctly there was less atmosphere at York, a ing to suffer the barbs of lazy critics like Arrowsmith, Tanya Ryan Otterbein, Elizabeth Main, promotion done for Our Lady Peace last university so well-loved and benevolent that Hickey as they move this province into Port, Sherrie Brandon, Louws, Bridget Ginger Keating, year, and it still sold out. They are an the professors shut it down for two months. thel99os and beyond, and go where the Andrew White, Craig White, Brian Geiger, Paul extremely popular To connect the contrasts that to at which, he likes of Hickey dare not tread. Wellhauser, Brandon Watson, Caesar Martini, Sarah band. He Laurier, two events Carson, Mike Curran, Elissa Bonin, Sam Varteniuk, is absurd. Laurier was lucky to claims, the "conservative, beer swilling, Wesley Ferris Gen Gundy. Sarah Parker, & RW Hickey. K. see them. It is obvious that Mr. Ryan knows baseball cap wearing" progeny of Hootie

6 • October 16,1997 CORDOPINION Shaking The Tree AGuide To Good Living people will say that they want to School spirits Laurier a mall. I stand corrected. It's Laurier's Liquid Learning—a com- The 4th Year travel once school is done, but very a speakeasy. Students shell out plete line of School Spirits. few will do it with just a backpack, RW HICKEY obscene amounts of money to come I know, I'm being a prude. I just Stagnancy a map, and no definitive plan to Cord Opinion here, hole themselves into Wilfs and can't help clinging to the notion that return. drink themselves blind. a university has a responsibility to Blues I begged Shannon to take me Now, Laurier students can show I'm not that concerned about our uphold a certain image that might with her, but my tuition was already school spirit while they kill their student population's excessive get washed away in the suds of SARAH PARKER paid. brain cells and overtax their livers. intake of alcohol. Many great minds Wilfs Celtic Ale. Selling product Cord Opinion Talking with Shannon made me Last week, WLUSU's very own were fond of the devil's water, and makes us look pathetic and eager It seems that wherever I go, espe- realize that graduation does not brew, Hawk's Gold was officially they turned out fine—-just look at for a quick buck, kind of like that cially near family, I cannot escape necessarily mean automatically unleashed. Throngs clamoured for Ernest Hemingway. What bothers poor balding hockey player who the insidious question, "You're in stepping in time to society's beat. their own sip of history, as our me is that our University's name is confesses that he's used lotions, fourth year now, what are you Once free from the confines of this Students' Union became one of the now attached to a beer. Sure, it's the potions and promises, promises, all planning to do with your life?" Such institution, I want to explore the first in Canada to introduce its own Students' Union that's doing it, but to no avail. Future generations will enquiries beg an intelligent, if not pleasures of independence and sin- beer to the market. they're bringing our school's name remember him not as Bobby Hull, progressive, answer: job, marriage, gledom. I want to immerse myself I'll admit, I missed out on that along for the ride. A university is a hockey superstar, but as "that hair kids, none of which interests me. in another culture, sending post- epochal moment. I'm a little less place that should be associated with transplant guy" I've been able to satiate such prob- cards home as my only trail of than thrilled by the whole thing, careful thought and analysis, not I don't want my school to be ing minds by peppering them with bread. Put me on an airplane and actually. Call me old fashioned, call keggers and cases of two-four. It just known as "that beer palace next to wishes to attend grad school. let my life education begin. me cantankerous, I just don't think seems wrong, and it seems to be UW." However, I've been told I My academic drive tends to I agree with political thinker, that schools or students' unions, opening the door to any number of shouldn't worry. Apparently, the keep them satisfied at a comfort- John Ralston Saul, that society should be peddling their own brand insidious opportunities. Today beer, beer is awful. able distance from the truth: I don't places too much emphasis on the of booze. A few weeks ago, I called tomorrow liquor! I can see it now: know. latter part of our lives, the retire- It's as if my impending gradua- ment years, as our time for free- tion date is my signature of closure dom. Instead, we should transfer on a past life. Youth is officially over, this time to our twenties and use it

but my god, it's still only October! to concentrate on furthering our *!' At the same time, there is this education, whether it be via acade- drive to move on to something new mia or worldly experience. With but I can't because I'm still at least today's advances in science, babies eight essays away from being able can safely wait another decade or to do so. In fourth year, we're stuck so. between wanting to move forward, Try as I might, I simply cannot but unsure of how, or where to go. muster up any excitement over But last week I came face to face career fairs, business suits, and the with what it is that I want to do status quo. And being blessed with next. My friend, Shannon, who a late birthday, I'm still only 21, too graduated last year, came back to young to settle for anything perma- Waterloo for one last visit before nent. trekking across the mountainous Besides, traveling fuels the landscape of Nepal, then the rest of weary writer. How many more Asia for the next six months. Most months 'til April?

1 Oct, 17-Oct. 22 ONE SHOW ONLY / Letters To The Editor ' Rated AA Wed. 0ct.22 @ 9:20 pm I - 6 Princess St. W., Waterloo 885-29501 Needed: fans Inouye, and myself were crowned 'The Moron Tabernacle Choir" by Dear Editor, the Laurier announcer. Now this On Saturday afternoon, a foot- crowd had spirit. Leading the ball game was played and won by cheers, the support, the taunting of world of Opportunity our valiant Hawk team, an groups the UofT cheerleaders was this integrity was questioned, and a leg- small group who sacrificed their International Education and Non-Profit Work Experience end was born. In what was the Saturday afternoon for our team. most exciting Hawk game of the So we urge the loyal Golden Hawk season, the UofT offense was fans to join us at our next home crushed by "a horde of Hawks", as game against the Waterloo was their defence. And who was Warriors in our song: Opportunities for Laurier Students: there to witness it? A small group of Explore the possibilities loyal Golden Hawks, nowhere near Ole, ole, ole, ole!!! Laurier, Laurier! Meet the representatives the attendance of past games. This Ole, ole, ole, ole!!! Laurier, Laurier! Plan your group did not include the infamous (x2) future "Hawk Squad", the self-professed We're all part ofLaurier s Army biggest fans of Laurier. This was We're all for victory! disappointing, to say the least. And we'll wish you luck, when you However, out of the ashes of this win the Yates Cup loss, a new legend was created For Laurier's the greatest football after the singing of "Happy team! Birthday" for a lucky fan. Chris 01e... etc. McLaughlin, Connor McCreery, Jeff Mike Szala Policy

• Letters All letters must be signed and submitted withthe author's name, student identification number, and telephone number. • All letters will be printed with the author's name. Letters can be printed without the author's name only by permission of the Editor-in-Chief • Letters must be received by Tuesday at noon for publication in that week's issue in print, on disk, or via e-mail to: 22cord@ machl.wlu.ca Friday, October 24,1997 • Letters be double and cannot exceed 500 must typed, spaced 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. words. The Concourse • The Cord reserves the right to edit any letter. Spelling and grammar will not be corrected. • The Cord reserves the right to reject any letter; in whole or in World of Opportunity is co-hosted by Career Services and Laurier international part, that is in violation of existing Cord policies. Wilfrid Laurier University

October 16,1997 • 7 CORD STUDENT LIFE The real language of fat

ANDREA THOMAS This experience prompted ness."Feeling fat is not a feeling," ence ofgrowing up female." "But sharing personal fears helps." Cord Student Life Friedman to devote her career to argues Friedman. Yet suddenly at Friedman states that at the Girls are less likely to adopt a "lan- "I am so fat." Undoubtedly, we have developing prevention programs for the age of 11 or 12, the "language of beginning of adolescence, girls begin guage of fat" if they can share their all heard these words uttered at eating disorders. fat" takes over the ways in which to internalize many of their feelings fears about changes they are expe- some time by our sisters, our girl- Her first book, Girls in and "learn to turn things riencing and receive feedback. Girls friends or even ourselves. Usually, the 90s Facilitator's Manual against themselves." need to know that they are not we try to brush aside such com- (1994: Salal Books) out- Accordingly, while men alone in their situation, and that oth- ments with a quick "No you're not." lines the group program tend to blame external ers have endured similar stresses But according to a recent book she has created for girls. factors for their problems, and survived. When Girls Feel Fat: Helping Girls This program is now popu- women are more likely to So, what can you do now that Through Adolescence ($2O/ lar with health profession- look inward and ask you know about the "language of HarperCollins Publishers) by als across the country. "what did I do wrong?" fat?" Well, the next time you find Vancouver therapist Sandra Susan The focus of When Girts Secondly, Friedman yourself pondering your figure in Friedman, the words 1 feel fat actu- Feel Fat is to prevent seri- asserts that "men and front of a mirror, or the next lime a ally have little to do with weight or ous eating disorders by women speak two differ- friend whines "I'm so fat," think food. teaching parents, educa- ent languages and have about the reasons behind these feel- In an October 6 seminar at the tors and girls themselves, two different ways of see- ings. Waterloo Region Community Health methods for bolstering self- ing the world." Men tend "Every time you feel fat you are Department, Friedman spoke about esteem and recognizing to share a problem only responding to something in your the language of fat, and its implica- feelings of fat for what they when they want advice. life," Friedman insists. It is impor- tions for the development of eating really are. As a result, men often tant to uncover the feeling for what disorders. Friedman uses the think that when women itreally is. Friedman first came to study term "the grungies" to relate a problem they Once you have isolated the real eating disorders after she and a col- describe all the tilings that want to be told what to emotion being experienced, share league attempted to run a "Facing can make a girl feel sad, PHOTO do about it. yourself. Friedman recommends Fat" seminar for obese women in angry, jealous or inade- RLE However, when women that girls practice releasing their 1980. Friedman was shocked to find quate. Friedman states that the girls express themselves. The state- "trouble talk" about a problem, they feelings. The more often girls that most of those who attended "language of fat" is really a "code" ment "I feel fat" replaces real feel- are usually seeking validation for express what is truly bothering were thin women who had con- that masks the "grungies", and ings such as "I'm angry," "I'm sad" their situation, and not an immedi- them, the less often they will use the vinced themselves that they were leaves girls with unresolved prob- or "I feel clumsy." Friedman attrib- ate solution. Other women usually "language of fat." overweight. lems and feelings of worthless- utes this transference to "the experi- provide validation by empathizing Friedman does not pretend to be with the problem, and sharing their able to prevent the development of own similar experiences. all eating disorders. But improving Friedman terms this essential dis- the self-esteem of young women is Awareness is essential cussion time "schmoozing." an important step in prevention. Unfortunately, adolescent girls The onset of eating disorders are often denied the opportunity to usually occurs between the ages of "schmooze." Mothers, especially, are 13 and 25. If you think you have an to beat breast cancer reluctant to share their own awk- eating disorder or believe you know ward experiences of youth for fear someone who does, it is essential to SHERRIEBRANDON for changes that differ from the relation to the cause of breast can* of "burdening" their daughters. seek help as soon as possible. Cord Student Life norm. It may be natural for your car. Eliminate smoking, reduce fiat Instead, parents often fall back upon On campus, individual or group Welcome to Breast Cancer breasts to he a bit lumpy. You in you diet, limit intake of alcohol, dictating to their girls without shar- counselling is available free to all Awareness Month otherwise should examine any new place in regulate estrogen intake (die pill), ing anything of themselves. students. Contact Health Services at known as Pink Ribbon Month. The your breast that feels thicker or and be aware of pesticides $>DT) in However, "telling people what to 884-1970 ext. 3146 or Counselling Fink Ribbon is worn to increase harder than the rest of your breast the environment. Also, maintaining do doesn't work," Friedman insists. Services at ext. 2338. awareness of this fatal disease. It This should be done just as the a healthy weight being physically promotes caring, helping and living. menstruation period is ending. If active throughout your life, con- Friday October 10 was Lee you detect change in your breasts suming fruits and vegetables daily, —What'sHappeningHere National Denim Day. This day last call your doctor or clinic immedi- and increasing the amount of fiber I —i year raised over $1.4 million dollars ately. They can determine whether In your diet has been proven to give SkyDive Laurier Ontario at 12:30pm - 2:3opm. to fight breast cancer. Companies lite lumps are benign or malignant. you a healthier lifestyle. However, Saturday, October 18 On Wednesday, October 22 from from coast to coast asked their The importance ofkeeping up with further research is needed in this First official jump date is hap- 12:30pm - 2:3opm, Lakehead employees to wear denim to work this pattern on a monthly basis is to area, pening on October 18. New and University, Nipissing University, in exchange for contributing $5 detect breast cancer as early as Genetics is an uncontrollable old members welcome. For more University of Toronto, University of toward breast cancer research and possible . The earlier that it is influence. This factor has a very information you can contact us at Windsor, and York University will education. detected the less fatal it becomes. strong relationship with breast can- 00skydiv@machl .wlu.ca. be having their presentations. The cause of breast cancer is Another detection procedure is cer Women whohave a close blood For more information, contact still unknown* However, it Is known seeking out annual clinical evalua- relation who has had breast cancer Ontario Teacher Education Career Services at 884-0710 ext. that the earliest pre-cancerous tions, These visits usually begin at primarily if thatrelation acquired it Session 4495 or visit them at 232 King changes occur In the single layer of the age of twenty and continue at an early age (younger than 451 Paui Martin Centre Street North. epithelial cells lining the terminal throughout one's life span. A doctor are in a situation of greater lisk. On Tuesday, October 21, the end buds of the breast milk ductal will do a complete breast evalua- Women in this scenario should be University of Toronto will have Tae Kwon Do system, Other variables are consid- tion and inform the individual of the introduced to mammography earli- their session at 10am - 11am. Monday, October 20, 9:3opm ered as well, such as the Influenc- correct procedures for the breast er mlife. This is followed by Brock Social night for all Tae Kwon ing factors that contribute to self-evaluation process. Upon Monthly self-evaluation, annual University, Queen's University, Do members in Wilf's Den. increasing your risks of developing request the doctor will also provide clinical evaluation, mammography, University of Ottawa, University of Munchies provided and a chance the disease. Thus, research and you with a pamphlet of the self- and understanding preventative Toronto - Institute of Child Study, for students, executives, and education is ofgreat significance, evaluation methods. measures gives us the tools to assist and the University of Western instructors to mingle. One in nine women in Ontario The Breast Cancer Foundation in the understanding of our body. will develop breast cancer at some recommends an annual screening The responsibility is in our hands. time in her life. The estimated new mammography for women begin- Peel empowered to participate in Drinking 101 cases of breast cancer for 1997 in ning at age 40. Over 80% of new the health ofyour body. Canada is 18.400 women, ft is evi- cases occur in postmenopausal It oj% takes 7 minutes to per- ALEXIS ARROWSMITH dentby these statistics that it is veiy women. Hence, the risk is much form your breast self evaluation Cord Student Life important for women to educate greaterof developingcancer of the which m turn, can result in the themselves about this deadly dis- breast as women age. However. in extension of your life by decades, ease, This can be done through the the Waterloo Region only 34% of Raising awareness gives us the Dreamsicie detection procedures, preventative women 50 years and over have tools we need in protecting our- measures, and understanding the ever had a mammogram (Ontario selves and these we love from • 1 oz. Irish Cream liqueur uncontrollable influences. Health Survey 1990). At this most breast cancer Breast Cancer effects • Build over ice with orange juice. Breast self-evaluation is an critical life-stage to develop breast everyone. • Shake. important role in the detection pro- cancer, women should make an For further Breast Cancer infor- cedure, It only takes 7 minutes to effort to get a mammogram. mation please contact Wlfrtd LauHer complete. Every women should be Preventative measures can be University Health Services at 884- Shooter Nutty Irishman familiar with the texture and shape taken to decrease our risk of devel- 1970 ext. 3146 or Breast Cancer of her own breasts. When examin- oping this disease. The following Action and Support of Kitchener- • 172 oz. Irish Cream PHOTO ing your breasts, you are looking variables have been significant in Waterloo at 886-0590. • 172 oz. Frangelico liqueur RLE CORDLIFE STUDENT WLU students support literacy

ANGELA PETERS Cord Student Life Dr. Seuss, Alice in Wonderland, The Berenstain Bears. Ring a bell? Remember when we were but tiny tots just uncovering the exquisite bliss of reading? Well that bliss is being recovered and revisited with the help of the Laurier Students for Weird Literacy (LSFL) volunteer organiza- But True tion. This past Saturday, October 4 was the first LSFL reading circle of GEMMA WARNER the year. A gathering placc for local Cord Student Life children, the LSFL reading circle PETERS offers them the opportunity to read 1. The average women speaks 25,000 words per day more than great books with a Laurier student the average man does. volunteer. ANGELA 2. Ifyou were lost in the woods and starving you might want to The kids seem to enjoy the chew on your shoes. Leather has enough nutritional value to chance to interact with other chil- PHOTO: keep you going for a while until you find the next fast food dren and find "buddies" in their fun." coordinator, and Christine Smith, restaurant. Laurier friends. Along with the one- In its fifth year, LSFL has executive advisor. There are also 3. Most tornadoes in the northern hemisphere rotate counterclock on-one reading, LSFL provides a fun branched out considerably into the approximately 100 volunteers. wise. Only one in 1,000 spins clockwise. weekly activity that is somehow community. The organization has The hiring for this organization 4. Ifyou're a woman, age 30-50, you usually get to pick which film related to the chosen theme of the done tremendous work with the is done in two bulks: one in to go to, according to 20th Century Fox. Teenage girls, however, week. John Howard Society in partnering September and one again in April. follow their male dates to the movies. For this first gathering, the young offenders with volunteers to Those interested in being consid- 5. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Organizational Team (OT) do literacy work. In addition, LSFL ered for the spring hiring can simply 6. The average person laughs 15 times a day. Women laugh more Volunteers brought in our very own conducts an outreach program in fill out an application and hand it than men unless they are listening to other women, when they WLU athletes for Sports Day! For which volunteers provide tutoring into the Students' Union office. tend to be silent. the rest of the year, the volunteers services in reading and writing with The OT, along with the volun- 7. Mathematicians have figured out that it takes seven shuffles will be choosing and organizing the elementary school students. teers, organize and run the reading before a deck of cards is mixed up enough to play. themes for the weekly activities. But perhaps the most ambitious circles throughout the year, as well 8. The average person walks 92,375 miles in a lifetime. That's like Perhaps the most exciting for the sect of LSFL involves the volunteers as coordinate the various branches hoofing it from New York to Los Angeles and back again - more kids (and educational too) is the working in conjunction with the of the organization while concen- than 16times. reading circle. This is where the Courtland-Shelley Community trating on fundraising and boosting 9. Caterpillars have more than 2000 beefy muscles in their bodies. group gathers in a big circle and Centre with ESL (English as a awareness about literacy. We puny humans have fewer than 700 muscles. reads a book together that related Second Language) students. One such way the LSFL boosts 10. The average person dreams 1,460 dreams in a year. to the given theme. These gather- "There's often not a lot of parental awareness and fundraises at the ings are held every Saturday from involvement," says Stickwood, so same time is with the annual LSFL 10:30am-12 noon right here at the one-on-one attention is greatly Walk for Literacy. This volunteer- Laurier. needed and greedily accepted by run walk raises money for the orga- As coordinator Rachel the children. nization. The walk is on November Stickwood says, it's the "one-to-one LSFL itself is made up of an OT 2 and is open to anyone. attention" that the kids seem to ben- of six, including Stickwood, coordi- There's not a better way to boost & efit from most. She also says that nator, Cari Fisher, volunteer coordi- school spirit and show your support Taylor although "we encourage them to nator, Kim McWhinnie, fundraising for LSFL than to join them and take Devon read, the focus is on reading for coordinator, Karleen Welsh, PR a walk for literacy.

Dear Devoir & Taylor> Dear Devon & Taylor, CareerServices I'm in the middle of a rather My roommate has an unusual awkward situation. This girl in fixation on members of the one of my classes has been send- Student Union. & ing me Battering e-mail. But, you She's always stating her fan- Know thyself the see, I have a long-standing, much tasies of men in uniform and in Moved, girlfriend who Is not yet power. We justlaughed at her and

aware of this situation - but I didn't think much of it until when promise I'll tall her soon. recently her obsession became out work will follow On the oiher hand, this girlas a ofcontrol. terrific poet and really knows how We noticed election posters JEFFREY FILA, CAREER ADVISOR use, in concert with research into tools: the Myers Briggs Type to butter-up a man with words taped to her walls and ceiling, Cord Student Life occupations and organizations, to Indicator (MBTI) or the Campbell and phrases of long-distance She's even come out with slogans Most job seekers ask themselves uncover a number of possible Interest and Skill Survey (CISS). admiration. However, it's a tad for BOD candidates. It's not that the question "Where can I find career paths. There is a nominal fee for each of creepy. they are bad, they are actually work" and, with hard work and Self-assessment tools typically these assessment instruments. For How can I let this classmate, quite good How do we help her dedication, they find a job. consist of exercises or questions more information, talk to a Career who is in one of the classes in over her obsession? Research has shown that a surpris- which help you to identify your pre- Advisor. which I major, down easily without Signed, "She's got a great ingly large number of people with ferred interests, skills, values, and 3. We have a Career Focus booklet stunting her creativity? mind torun your BOD" jobs, believe that their work is work style. Most self-assessment in our free materials section which Signed, "Stalked in my own unsatisfying and ill-suited to their tools also match general prefer- has a variety of self-scored exercis- field" unique combination of skills, inter- ences with occupations to help peo- es on interests, values, personality, Dear She's got a great mind to run ests, and experience. Why is that? ple develop a list of possible skills, and environment. You can Dear Stalked In my own field, your BOD, The obvious answer seems to be employment options. pick up your free copy at Career Try letting your electronic Weil rest assured that your that these dissatisfied workers are At Career Services, we have a Services. stalker know that while her e-mail roommate is not alone in her fan- in jobs that do not complement range of self-assessment activities 4. In ourresource library, we have is flattering, it is also causing some tasies of die Student Union. We at their abilities and personalities. A in which you can participate. a number of career-related books uneasiness in your relationship WLU have one sexy BOD. truism of career development theo- with self-assessment activities. For with your girlfriend. You should However stealing campaign ry is that a successful job is one that 1. We hold numerous self-assess- instance, in What Color Is Your let your girlfriend know what Is postern is inconsiderate as it could is compatible with the worker's pre- ment workshops each term in Parachute? Richard Bolles has going on immediately a$ these be detrimental to the candidates. ferred skills, interests, and values. which students complete individual readers complete with various things have a way of eventually Let your roommate know how By assessing and prioritizing your exercises on skills, interests, per- checklists and diagrams to identify surfacing* you feel and that whatshe is doing personal preferences before you sonality, and values. Visit our Web their preferences. Although it sounds like you are is hurling the objects of her affec- look for work, you greatly increase site or see our Monthly Schedule of an innocent party in this scenario tion. Perhaps you can introduce your chances of making a good job Events for more information about Career Services is located on the the longer you put offtakingaction her to the art of coin or stamp col- match. the times and locations of the main level of 232 King Street and is the worse the situation may lection. "Assessing Your Skills and open from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. become< Write her back, be Or encourage her to get to Self-Assessment Interests" workshops. Mondays, Thursdays, and Fridays. friendly and polite but just let ber know the members of the Student Self-assessment is a process in 2. You can meet with a Career On Tuesdays and Wednesdays we know that your "bytes" are Onion because there Is nothing which you examine your skills, Advisor and receive advice on are open from 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 reserved for your girlfriend only. like the real thing baby. interests, aptitudes, and values, and career development and planning. p.m. except during exam periods. Yours, Devon and Taylor \tours, Devon and Taylor identify your preferences. Self- An Advisor can also discuss with We can be reached at 884-0710 assessment takes many forms, but you the appropriateness for your ext. 4495 or visit our Web site at ifyou need-advice, write to Devon and Taylorand dropyour letter off at its best, it is a tool, which you can needs of two formal assessment http://www.wlu.ca/~wwwos_co. at the Cordoffice. Anonymity guaranteed

October 16,1997 • 9 CQBPgTUPENTLIFE. Countries of the world Acrosa: Down:

I.the smallest independent 2, this European country nation celebrated its first non- 4 the ruler fan emir) ofthis Communist presidentin more country will meet directly with than 40years in 1989 anydtizen 3. Mount Fuji resides in this 6, the kiwi is this country's country national bird 5. the iand down under 7. known as the Holy land 6. tills African country has large 10.a neutral country for more deposits((foil and natural gas than 400 years 8. this colony has recently been 11. one of this country's structures returned to China can be seen from space 9. this southeast African country 12. studied forthe effects of global forms a "Y" warming 13.opium poppies are stiE grown 15. east Afrits most prosperous : here, despite government inter country . ference 16. the largest island in the world 14. the Nile cuts through this North is still a part of Denmark African country 17. known for its huge oil deposits 18. once split, it lias only recently become a combined country Crossword and word search 19. this country produces some of answers will be posted outside the the world's finest string Cord offices, on the thirdfloor of : : instruments iheNCC, thefollowing week.

dedication and time. The first day for writers. If you are interested or Ycu eed a Kama Sutra, sweet almond, hot oil massage with includes a 4-5 hour lesson and then have any questions, you ca contact the first jump from 3000 feet. This Sam Vartenuik at e-mail: scented candles, a champagne nibble bath and a romantic eroticI costs $150, but subsequent jumps [email protected]. film... are about $40 each. The club jumps Campus most of the year, excluding WLU Progressive Conservatives and tell him to get take-out on the way back! y December and January. Class A cer- Club tification can eventually be obtained. This club is geared toward social Adult Movies A More The first jump date is October 18. interaction with other students who St. If you are interested or have any share similar views. There are sev- 3160 King E. questions, you can email us at: eral events during the year includ- Kitchener, Ont. /(519) 893-9134 00skydiv@machl wlu.ca. ing barbecues, receptions with polit- ical figures such as Cabinet Connection Laurier Theatre Collective Ministers and Members of The Theatre Collective supports Parliament, involvement in policy Your guide to the more than student driven productions includ- conventions, and events with the PC 50 active clubs at Laurier. ing writing, acting, and directing. clubs from other campuses. This is Their specialty is in student written a chance to become involved in the

productions which occur on campus political process. " SkyDive Laurier throughout the year. On November For more information, contact ■.'A->. . V It is an actual skydiving club 7-8, in association with the Writers Peggy Huigenbos through e-mail at geared toward enthusiasts who are Club and Musicians' Network, these huig979o@macht .wlu.ca or leave a serious about jumping out of plane evenings are dedicated to poetry message in her mailbox at the and landing safely again. Skydiving readings, monologues, slide shows, Campus Clubs office (third floor of is a very serious sport, requiring short skits, and various workshops the NCC). OutSpoken

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10 • October 16,1997 CORD INTERNATIONAL Who will end the suffering? Drought has brought starvation to the forgotten children ofNorthKorea MIKE CURRAN year or so, has the famine is The famine has been a great Cord International been underway most acute, one source of embarrassment for the Some things in journalism disturb since 1991 when out of seven peo- communist North Korean govern- me. the ruling regime ple are already ment which has until now, aimed to I understand that newspapers of the late "Great dead and those cover up international allegations of need to make money, but that Leader", Kim II who manage to widespread poverty. should not get in the way of report- Sung launched a survive continue Its economy, now wavering on ing stories that absolutely need to be "Let's eat two to suffer from the brink of complete collapse, has put in ink. meals a day" severe develop- forced desperate officials to approve When over a million people lined campaign. mental diseases. emergency assistance from the the streets of London to watch The with- In fact, World Food Program. The Program Diana's funeral procession, it was drawal of Soviet over 85% of the has shipped 300,000 tonnes of food appropriately front-page news. support in 1989 children are relief, leaving a deficit of over a mil- However, the thing that dis- combined with plagued by lion tonnes to meet the needs of the turbed me is that the deaths of over three years of stunted growth people. a million people in North Korea successive crop that has scarred Hundreds of thousands are just could go almost unreported. failure caused by ;an entire gener- surviving on wild berries, grass and It is this nation, one of the record floods in ■ation ofKoreans, tree bark that they must scavenge world's last bastions of Stalinist 1995-96 and fol- PHOTO j According to the from the surrounding mountains to communism that is currently endur- lowed by severe RLE latest Red Cross fill their throbbing stomachs. ing what could be the world's worst drought in 1997 has shattered the such an extent that farmers, sol- humanitarian reports and photos Meanwhile experts are predict- famine since World War Two. country's agricultural economy diers, office workers, and school- snuck out by Canadian journalist ing that if a major international This disaster, though reaching base. children must carry buckets of Hilary Mackenzie, it's common place effort is not launched, the world will the breaking point only over the last The damage incurred was to water to the arid fields in a futile to see emaciated children whose bear witness to starvation compara- attempt to save what little remains ages exceed their weight in kilo- ble to Ethiopia and Somalia. of their dwindling harvests. grams. Shockingly the international The magnitude of the situation is Communities suppressed under media is only beginning to address such that working-age adults can no decades of North Korea's "self-suffi- the atrocities taking place in Korea Professional Researph longer be supplied with even 100 ciency" doctrine are often too and for many Laurier students this I»!!■»>■ "WWII Deadlines Literary Services grams of food - equivalent to about ashamed to bring their malnour- may be the first time they've heard four biscuits a day. ished children to the few hospitals in of famine in North Korea. approaching? This discovery by Red Cross the cities that could provide tempo- I find it shameful that the media is a why rary focuses on Middle East bombings CaM " s or workers dim reminder of comfort. over 10,000 children are dying Instead parents find themselves and Dianas death to such an extent , Www w w ■ quality service. i 960-9042 every month from starvation and helpless to end the cycle of poverty that the suffering of millions contin- extreme malnutrition. and can only watch as their children ues to be ignored on the world In the Northern provinces where wither away. stage.

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SARAH SCHIEFER some work while the camera is on you like looking at people you don't On one site, it is possible to order Just think, for a bit more money Cord Features him. know, they also offer somewhat of a one of these cameras, and it adver- you can buy the equipment you A little twist to this site though, foreboding feeling. tises all the wonderful aspects of it, need to alter these photographs While looking up the subject of sur- you can send him a brief message If these people are being taped weighing only 15 ounces, exception- you've taken, and make the people veillance cameras, expecting to find and he will respond. He must lead just going about their daily business, ally small, and takes great pictures. do anything you want them to be some jumble of facts about bank an exceptionally exciting life waiting like Kathy s Living Room Cam, (just All you need is a credit card doing. and department store surveillance for someone to log onto his site and what it sounds like), and are com- number and you are on your way to Of course, coming across some- cameras, I came across a site, one send him a message. pletely unaware, then how do we spying on anyone, anywhere, doing thing like this starts you thinking of many, called "The World Under about the advancing technology. Web Surveillance With Live Although it can have benefits, Cameras." like identifying someone during a Upon further inspection, I real- crime, it can also can be exploited, ized that the average individual with like watching during their most inti- Internet access also has access to mate moments images of people all over the world Now, remember this SpyCam with the simple touch of a button. isn't necessarily cheap, but how This site is set up to access secret much is it worth to an individual to cameras set up at various spots all watch that girl sunbathing, taking a over the world, which take snap- shower, or catching that nasty shots at varying intervals of people neighbor having an affair. passing by the field of view, some, But the scariest thought, how fully set up with a zoom in and much is it worth to someone to zoom out feature. catch you doing the worst thing The shots range from a park imaginable, sitting on a park bench, bench in Hollywood, to the intersec- picking your nose. tion of a busy street in New Orleans, It's possible. The site showed to New York City, to the front of a some people in New Orleans the Norwegian brothel. other night doing some crazy stuff. You may need to think twice The technology that we use for about who's watching as you're our own personal entertainment leaving certain adult establish- could easily be used against us. ments. Take this warning. Next time The sites also varied from A downtown New York street corner as seen by one of the surveillance cameras perched atop you're doing something, hopeful panoramic shots of beautiful coun- lamp-posts, accessed by the internet. "Hey!! What are you doing!! Just cross the road, lard ass!!" that no one can see you, remember tryside, to bizarre shots, like a site that armed with only a credit card entitled "Mike, live from Home." number, and a computer, anyone Here, a man, presumably Mike, Now while these sites may perhaps know that we haven't been caught anything. Isn't that a comforting could have been watching you while sits at his computer desk doing offer some entertainment value, if on film up until this point. thought? you were sleeping. Invasion by flashbulb MATTHEW DOW celebrities on TV and reading about will ever again live a "normal" life. Cord Features them in the tabloids. Mundane tasks such as shopping, What is the balance between Arguments continue to exist petty arguments and weddings or knowledge and invasion of privacy? about whether the paparazzi divorces will continually be ana- We live in an age of media may- caused Princess Diana's car crash. lyzed by the press and its audience. hem. With the continued depen- Why were they trying to get The media will not stop bringing dence on television, newspapers, photos? So they could be printed in us stories of private lives because and other forms of media all over magazines and tabloids for people we cannot get enough of it, demand the world, journalists are forced to like us to look at and see what's it and willingly pay for it. give the public what they want to happening in her life, oblivious and Even if with protests against see orread. ignorant that her private life is the invasion of privacy issue, it Celebrities are constantly being publicized and exploited for seems we eventually fall back into watched by the media everywhere our benefit. the process of reading and watch- they go. An invasion of personal pri- However, being intruded upon ing these stories—it's become vacy is considered by many to be is no longer unique to Hollywood human nature. the trade-off for fame. celebrities. As attention is increasingly We all know how difficult it is for Any individual involved in a focused on the "average" person, a celebrity to be in a public place newsworthy story is subject to pub- we may have to ask ourselves without being mauled by photogra- lic scrutiny. which part of human nature is phers and video cameras. It is unlikely that individuals more valuable and appealing. We as the consumer continue to such as Guy Paul Morin, Richard Our privacy or the intrusion of be mesmerized by watching these Jewell or the Dionne Quintuplets someone else's? Serenity Now! Once the plight of celebrities, invasion of privacy is | now a problem for the average Joe (Louis). |

12• October 16,1997 -QQBDEEffIUBE Safe commerce on the web Eye spy ANDREW WHITE When is the last time you company receives a copy, and Cord Features whipped out your calculator and another copy is placed in a data- It is virtually impossible to go a day converted your restaurant credit base. Information on the applica- without hearing or reading some invoice to a 128-bit encrypted docu- tion can be requested from either reference to the Internet. It is ment? server using the Info command in almost as difficult to get through a The issue isn't one of technolo- your browser. day without being warned of the gy, it's one of trust. So why is there a panic about dangers of the Internet. If it isn't If the vendor and the consumer online commerce? Two reasons: a "cyber-stalkers," it's "cyper-porn," are both working to ensure the history of fraud online, and cash. "cyber-fraud," or "cyber-hate- transaction is as safe as possible, Cash first. IBM has poured thou- groups." If it's bad, and you can the amount of time and money that sands upon thousands into selling stick a "cyber" in front of it, it's folk- needs to go into pillaging that trans- their online commerce applications, devil fodder. action make the venture a tremen- and not just to build brand identity. Of course, the biggest scare to dous waste. Commerce servers are among the students is the fear that someone is If you are capable of properly most expensive pieces of server going to grab your credit card num- configuring a web browser, and software you can purchase, and ber during the split second that you trust the person on the other often have to be plugged into equal- your personal information is in side, your chances are extremely ly expensive database servers. transit from your machine to the good that the transaction will occur Even though the retailer may CD-Now server. Many of us don't without any hassles. Just like the not need all the features a com- have much disposable income, fear millions of "real life" credit card merce server offers, public percep- for our creditratings, and just don't transactions that occur every day. tion pushes them to fork out as have the time to deal with credit But how do you know you can much money as they can, so con- card fraud. trust the vendor? Simple: if they sumers will trust them. Technology to secure informa- can run a secure server, they are But there is a history of credit tion is generally just a step ahead of trustworthy. card fraud online: credit card num- the technology to render that secu- When the little key-icon on your bers lifted from electronic mail. rity useless. And thanks to the U.S. browser window is solid, and your Placing information this sensitive in PHOTO governments export laws that treat window has a blue border, the serv- email is about the same as lending Ri£ strong encryption as a munition, er on the other side is msimmiismi a secure your credit card to strangers. Email many servers off the North (https) server. Secure server certifi- is the least private private medium American continent are lagging cates are controlled by a central in existence. ANGELA ORTICELLO fire receiving top secret overseas behind. organization that charges a fee to There are tonnes of useful sites Cord Features inessages on how to p*y open h&her Seems like a frightening process every application. on the 'net to shop from. Clothing jpo you Jong for reruns of the great younger sister's diary with a butter prospect, doesn't it? Yet every day, Applicants are audited again catalogues, Museum shops, hard- series' Mission: Impossible? Do knife, hundreds of people who fear online (they were also audited to some to-find repressing of collector vinyl, Ifrvyou have a home video collection of Telephone Recording Control. Your commerce happily distribute their extent when they got connected to custom-made mountain bikes ... |James Bond movies? Did you take basic phono tap. I think we all credit card numbers, and their /sig- the Internet in the first place,) to the list goes on. By simply exercis- | [Austin Powers a little too seriously? understand the important of this natures/ to young clerks whom they ensure that their information is ing a little caution, Internet com- Ipoes your uiopian society consist of device. After all sometimes you just have never been formally intro- accurate. merce can be a valuable, time sav- wearing cufflinks and have to know what kind oftoppings duced to. If a certificate is awarded, the ing tool. roaches that are actually miniature i your roommate orders* on his/her udio &nd visual record ing devices? pizza. If so, that's coot but maybe in a I Of course this tool also has its /eMway drawbacks. Do you realiy want to II JBither way, you'H be happy to find out that your roommate Greg's Vocal Cord that all of your dream spy new hoi girlfriend that he cannot get jknow y twn pnvacy Ii [accessories can be found on the enough of, is in fact, Esther, die 82- I jjluternet at HYPERLINK: year* old waitress at Harmony Lunch? This sight has everything that a Movies and television shows to [beginner spy needs to attempt to complement your spy accessories: I sreach hisfoer 007 dream, Austin Powers, Inspector Gadget, | Here fc a rundown of your basic The NfeU Conspiracy Theory, Cattaca fepy necessities: Csoon to hereleased), Magnum P.*. i Spy Surpasses with Hear View So there you have it. Here is | Vision. These glasses are both fash- everything you need to be the most positive- i ionabie (if you're a pirapj and very powerful andsufeessM spy on cam- i [useful when conducing discreetsur- pus. You arc. only a phone call away and 3, sack full ofpom. from becoming the next James veillance.UV Pen. Hie mandatory invisible Bond. No mission will bo impossible - j | ink pen. This pen comes in pretty for yon. Ju#t remember Bsther is J Lots and money of For fame, yeah oh : hatidy for those hard cere spies who taken: find your ownwoman. Security and the www don't mix RANDY WAECHTER tent to weaken its foundations one purchasing merchandise over the After cleaning out the cash reg- no password to activate our Cord Features piece at a time by focusing on the web (using a credit card) must send ister, they activated the store's debit machine and the bank had even

The World Wide Web truly is an most basic of human needs - securi- important credit information to the machine and various debit cards to told me to keep our access card at idealistic mechanism. Anybody, ty- company in question. make purchase corrections through the register in a convenient place to anywhere in the world can commu- Many companies have been dis- However, as that information the phone lines. This process debit the machine. nicate with anyone else who is, well, appointed with the www recently. zips through the phone lines, it is removes money from the stores Again, this is just one example. anywhere in the world. The reason: commercial sales over open game for crooks and hackers. account and puts it onto the debit The sad fact is that until a more It is the first true, open-commu- the web have been consistently Once someone has your credit card cards. secure method of sending impor- nication channel between all falling behind analysts forecasts. number it's like lambs to the They secured total transactions tant information over the www is human beings. Much to the delight The web is great for browsing, slaughter. of $248,000 at which point they left developed, the confusion may con- of democratics, the www is the epit- looking around, gathering informa- Now, I don't mean to cause con- the store and went to bank tinue within the ranks of business ome of free speech. tion, and sending e-mail, but where fusion. There are encoding mes- machines, where they withdrew gurus who just can't figure out how Information can flow freely is all the cash? Companies with web sages and security measures cash loaded onto debit-card to make that web thing work for the within and between nations, and sites are communicating well, but designed to protect this information, accounts. company. anyone can, quite literally, find they really haven't started making but nothing is hacker-proof, as the Although this scam didn't In the meantime, don't take information on anything. any money over the web. Why? U.S. army willreluctantly attest to. involve actual use of the www, it still chances. Despite all these advantages, People don't trust the world Any of you who read the relates to the relative insecurity of Avoid sending any type of impor- there must surely be some prob- wide web. There are too many sto- Toronto Star recently may have information travelling via phone tant financial or personal informa- lems with the www, right? ries of personal and financial infor- read about this story. Late at night lines, and it directly relates to that tion over the Internet, or, even bet- For the benefit of the masses, mation being taken off the web. on Sept. 20, crooks broke into the word: security. ter, avoid the Internet hype com- instead of destroying the integrity of An example you say? How "Let's Frame It" store in Why did the heist occur in the pletely. I do, and I get along just the web in one swift blow, I am con- about credit card numbers? Anyone Scarborough. first place? There was no security, fine.

October 16,1997 • 13 CORD SPORTS Hawks dominate Windsor, even their record at 3-3 Playoffs hinge on rematch against Waterloo

MIKE MCKENNA opening drive. Messam's block struggling on field goal attempts, Jefferies agreed by noting "Those will need to rise to the challenge or Cord Sports translated into a Scott O'Hara field was a per- guys [the Laurier defense] just keep the off season will come earlier than "There is a key phenomenon in goal putting the Hawks up 3-0, and fect 3 for 3 getting better." hoped. sports titled momentum. Right now the rest was history. on the day. And that they do, as for the sec- Game time Saturday is 2 p.m. we have it, and we have to keep it," "Messam has been a sparkplug He later ond week in a row the Hawks were No excuses please: come out and said Head Football Coach Rick since joining the team against added a 42 able to hold the oppositions offense support your Hawks in their battle Zmich after Saturday's 44-3 trounc- Toronto. That blocked field goal set yarder, his without a touchdown. to make the playoffs. ing of the Windsor Lancers. the tone and made sure we were longest of With the defense shining, the For the second time in two awake after the long trip," added the season, rest of the Hawks picked up their Coaches' Players of the Game weeks the Golden Hawk football Zmich in praise of the speedster leaving the game even higher. team dominated their opponent from Cameron Heights Collegiate doubts PHOTO An Anthony Ahmad 45 yard Offense-Brian McClure - Wide from start to finish and the results Institute in Kitchener, who came to behind RLE punt return in the second quarter Receiver were shown nowhere better than on the Hawks via Kent State University. about the Hawks kicking game. set up a Taylor touchdown pass to For the the scoreboard. The game seemed to echo those From there the defense contin- Andy Bacon for his first major of the second time The Hawks showed Windsor just words as from that point on the ued to shine as a Donnie Ruiz inter- season. in three how well they can play Saturday as Hawks were flying high and ception set up a 22-yard touchdown "That shows the effectiveness of weeks, right from the opening kickoff it was Windsor was nowhere to be found. by Grant on a pass from Kevin Kevin," said Zmich. "He's learning McClure total domination, resulting in their The first of two Brian McClure Taylor. more each week about how to read grabs the 44-3 blowout win at Windsor's touchdowns of the day, set up by a "Our defense has been great. the defense. He was looking to sec- offensive South Campus Field. 45 yard Corey Grant punt return, Adding guys like Ruiz and Messam ond and third receivers and that player of the New found sensation Rich and another O'Hara field goal gave compliment what we have already. shows how well our offensive line week hon- Messam sparked the Hawks after the Hawks a 13-1 lead at the end of That allows us to compete with any was giving him time to pass." our. This PHOTO their three hour bus ride west by one. team in the league," praised Zmich. The offensive line (that already fifth year RLE blocking a field goal on Windsor's O'Hara, who entered the game Defensive Co-ordinator Gary consisted of four first time starters) receiver from Collingwood, scored had to play without injured tackle two more touchdowns Saturday and Rob Vickers, but once again stepped caught 3 passes for a total of 97 it up and dominated a line that was yards. able to basically shut down a McClure's excellent speed and And now for Western attack three weeks ago. pass catching abilities will no doubt Phil White, Brian Hayhoe, Alf be counted on heavily in the sea- Lebar, Jamie Hitchen, and rookie son'sfinal two games. Trevor Salway gave Taylor more playoffs than enough time to pick his targets Defense- Robbie Symons - Saftey the and pass for over 250 yards in the Coming first three quarters. into the sea- "Taylor was hurt but he sat in son Symons' Men's Soccer team locks up playoff berth there and got great protection, even expectations though many of those guys [o-line] were high were also hurt." for this fifth with 2-1 win over Waterloo Laurier continued to drive year safety Windsor into the ground as the sec- from TOM FUKE and almost immediately following tion about it," said the coach, "but ond quarter wore on. Robbie Mississauga. CORD SPORTS that goal, fiiurier was awarded a we were in control for so much of Symons intercepted an Art Soberaj After being PHOTO These »re the most frustrating penalty shot the game that the clotse score was pass and he did go all the way to selected to RLE games we ever play - when we 'that was a great chance for easier to take." give the Hawks a 34-1 lead at the last year's All-Canadian team know we can win, when we know us to get back in the game/ noted Laurier feed the contest when half. Symons unfortunately suffered a we can make the playoffs with a the coach, "but we couldn't take Daw Leighton scored the winning "That sure did feel good," noted knee injury in the first game of the win, and when we know we have advantage of it. I thought goal with less than 10 minutes Symons, the fifth-year All-Canadian season keeping him out of the next to be patient in order to win " Waterloo was going to grab hold remaining. Safety who was playing in only his three. Coach Frank Anagnastopolous of the momentum from there, but "Dave was in the right place at third game of the season. "It's good There is no doubt after was clearly that never hap- the right time," commented to be back." Saturday's performance that T relieved last pened." Anagnastopolous. "We needed McClure's second touchdown of Symons is back to his normal self. night when his like havirg Indeed, the that goal, and it came at the right the game capped the Hawks scoring Not only was he a key component in team secured a "I missed penally time," and the defense took over the game shutting down the Windsor passing playoff berth £i tfami* llci* shot was quick- -1 lake having a game like tbfe from there keeping the Lancers off attack, he recorded a sack and with what he ly forgotten right before the playoffs," the scoreboard. returned an interception 44 yards called "our most when Stefea And what of the 3-0 loss to The Hawks will need to continue for a touchdown. impressive game tnsiipit Kfee scored has Western a week ago? their all out effort this Saturday in a

- to date," a 2-1 first goal of the Anagnastopoious maintains he's rematch against their cross town Special Teams - Dino DiMarino dispatching of ÜBRM& Ufl%s season, the mt concerned, even though his rival Waterloo Warriors, who with a Linebacker the Waterloo result of some team has yet to score a goal record of 4-2 are the obstacle in As always this third year line- Warriors. playoffs." ; good position- against their probable Aground front of the Hawks playoff appear- backer was This past ing and clever playoffopponents. ance. a solid con- Saturday, while distribution by u l know IVe said this before, "Our playoffs started two weeks tributor to still mulling over his team's 3-0 the German exchange student, but that score is misleading, All ago," added Zmich. "Bottom line is the Hawks loss to Western last Wednesday. *% waskey for us to score right three oftheirgoals were scored on that we need to keep winning." defensive Anagnastopolous expressed his after they did, and even more crosses - they didnt get any clean Expect the Hawks to come out attack concerns about playing a + team important for us to score after shots." flying again Saturday and take it Saturday with nothingto lose: Waterloo had missing that penalty shot," said "Weare more than capable of right to the Warriors as they need to against already been mathematically Anagnastopolous. "That kept the beating them." take advantage of Waterloo's inef- Windsor. PHOTO eliminated heading into last night's momentum on our side." The Hawks seem to be build* fective passing game. No where RLE The Hawks maintained control ing their momentum as they head Regardless of how convincing did he shine where "I always fear playing a team of the ball for the rest of the game, into the final weekend of the sea* the last two victories have been for more than on special teams Rob with nothing to lose," the coach and were It not for a combination son. Two (now meaningless) the Hawks, the true test of how far he was described by coach said. "We need to make sure we of good Waterloo defense (when it games: one Saturday in Gueiph this team has come this season is Dalley as "a force". a fac- come ready to play." counted), and lack of ability by the and one at home versus Brock on right here, right now this Saturday. Dimarino was consistently And his team certainly did, Hawks to finish their drives, the Sunday finish oif what has been a People can talk all they want tor for a special teams unit that dominating play for alt but 10 score could easily have been more successful regular season for the about dominating the likes of blocked a field goal and amassed to minutes ofthe contest, one-sided. Hawks. Game time Sunday is 3 McMaster, Windsor, and Toronto, over a 100 yards on punt returns Waterloo got on the board first, "Weneed more finish, no ques- p,m< but the time to show everyone their set up numerous offensive opportu- true colours will be this game. They nities.

14 • October 16,1997 CORD SPORTS HealthQuestion my health. I am always getting Heartbreaker and my body is con- Stay Healthy headaches stantly aching. 1 seem to have prob- Disappointing results leave Hawks and Active lems sleeping and my friends tell me 1 am having drastic mood playoff hopes in the tank ELISSA BONIN swings. I am not getting along with Cord Sports my roommate and 1 am beginning MIKE MCKENNA As we enter the middle of October it to have a very short temper. I am Cord Sports becomes one of the busiest times of usually a very laid back person, The first meeting this season the year. Not only do we have to easy going, but this stress is making between Western and Laurier was worry about assignments and me crazy. Please help, I don't know one disastrous in nature. A 2-0 loss midterms but things like why I feel like this. had the women's soccer team Oktoberfest and many other activi- Stressed out Steve scrambling and left their coach ties are happening all around cam- without a job. pus that take up our time. These Dear Steve, This time around things weren't activities cause stress and tension Don't worry Stevie we all under- so bad, but unfortunately for the for all of us. Many individuals begin stand how you are feeling right Hawks, the result still wasn't good to feel the effects of this added pres- now. Fortunately for you there are enough. sure in their day-to-day behaviours, many options available to you that Laurier entered the contest but don't be alarmed though, will help your situation. against the number three ranked because as this first-year student is Try working out or going for team in the country in need of a win soon to find out there are things you walks to help relieve your physical to keep themselves in possession of can do to get you through these symptoms. As for your short fuse the final playoff spot in the OUA tough times. take a deep breath and reassess west division. your situation before you react. The Hawks came out hungry Dear Health and Fitness Committee You must realize that everyone right from the start, looking to take I am a first year student at Laurier, else is in your situation. By main- control of the match and show and so far this year I have really taining a proper diet, and exercising Western that they were capable of MARTYN enjoyed myself. Lately, though, 1 daily you will be able to keep your beating them. find my school work is beginning to stress in check. Laurier had the momentum LUKE pile up and it is starting to get very Don't forget you are here to early as some great hustle and hard difficult. Not only that but 1 also enjoy yourself do something for you work created a bundle of opportu- PHOTO: have midterms that are coming up each day and things will be a whole nities. The Hawks came up just came close to putting the Hawks in around twenty yards out. The and because I am worried about lot better. short on numerous occasions as the lead off of a pair of corner kicks Hawks were unable to penetrate my school work I am afraid of how Good Luck Steve, Western keeper Paula Faulkner but the ball seemed to grow eyes the 18 yard box, and were unable my exams will go. If that isn't bad Your Friend at the Health was veiy sharp. and somehow stayed out of the to create quality opportunities as enough all of this stress is affecting and Fitness Committee After some early chances by Western net. the teams went to half-time with Erin McQueen and Karen Conboy, The Hawks then seemed to have the Athenas still holding a 1-0 lead. the Hawks seemed to lose some of scored what would have been the As the second half got underway their momentum as the tough game's only goal when a corner by the Hawks looked to the offensive From Veteran to Rookie Western team wouldn't budge. McQueen bounced high over attack, but unfortunately this plan A couple of defensive mistakes Faulkner and looked to be in the resulted in Waterloo sneaking two these Hawks are on top by the Hawks had the offensive net before being rescued by a more behind Hawks keeper Rachel opportunities swinging in Western's Western defender as time ran out. Zuidervleit. Waterloo took home a favour, but Rachel Zuidervleit McQueen, a rookie playing in 3-0 victory and the Hawks' playoff MIKE MCKENNA showed why she is one of the best, place of injured midfielder Helen hopes right with it. Cord Sports Female Athlete of the Week- Erin making a couple of beautiful stops Maclnerney, showed a sign of With only two games left, the Male Athlete of the Week-Brian McQueen- Soccer and sending the teams to halftime things to come as she was able to Hawks sit in an uncharacteristic McClure, Football This first year Physical in a scoreless draw. create numerous opportunities for sixth place, two spots away from a This fifth-year wide receiver Education and Kiniesiology student As the second half opened, the the Hawks. berth in the post season. Laurier from Collingwood scored two of his from Guelph was the main reason Hawks were once again on the Trying to build on the momen- must win their final two games five touchdowns this Saturday the Hawks were able to tie the num- attack. Lorraine Hodds sent a shot tum gained from the tie with against second place Guelph against Windsor. McClure now ber two team in the Nation, The just wide right on a beautiful oppor- Western, Laurier took on cross Saturday and third place Brock on leads the OUA in receiving touch- Western Mustangs. Starting at the tunity and then the Hawks seemed town rivals Waterloo, last night, in Sunday in order to have a remote downs and is tops on the Hawks left midfield position, McQueen to catch a break as Emmie Hull was what had to be considered the most chance. with 332 yards through the air. played with the poise and maturity sent in alone, but a questionable important game of the season. While they must do so in con- McClure is a definite odds on of a veteran, and was constantly a call kept the Hawks pondering The Hawks looked good, but vincing style both McMaster and favourite for OUA post season all- factor all game long as the Hawks what it would take to put one in the were unable to capitalize and were Waterloo must come up on the star recognition and his veteran came very close to a major upset. net. staring a 1-0 in the eye very early. short end in their final games of the leadership will be counted on as the Her strong play and excellent exe- Laurier never seemed to quit From there the Hawks contin- season, if the Hawks will extend Hawks enter their final two, and cution arc a sign of things to come though. As the half wore on they ued to apply pressure but to no their season beyond Sundays final most important games of the sea- from this exciting rookie. were once again in control. Conboy avail as their attack seemed to stall game. son.

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MIKE MCKENNA Joel Cort who played last season CORD SPORTS for the Guelph Storm of the OHL, It's time once again for a brand new Andrew Hamilton from the OUA hockey season and it looks as Newmarket 87 s, and Anthony Belza though good things are on the hori- from the Thornhill Islanders have all zon for the Golden Hawks. been impressive throughout training The Hawks enter the season camp and the exhibition schedule looking to end a two year absence and will have a chance to make an from the post-season and from all impact this season. early indications their goal of mak- "Those guys are playing with a ing the playoffs is well within reach. lot of confidence and are moving the The Hawks, as always will be in puck well. That opens up a lot of tough against always competitive opportunities on the ice," added the division rivals Waterloo and veteran coach. "We will need these Western, as well as last season s sur- guys to initiate the play for us." prise: the Windsor Lancers. The solid defense will be needed Having only lost three players to if the Hawks want to escalate from graduation from last year's young the basement that they have sat in and inexperienced team, Coach the past two seasons. Wayne Gowing feels very positive about this team's chances of turning Lack of offense the Golden Hawk program in the Last year's ghost-like offensive right direction. attack will have to improve "As always, teams like Western immensely if this team is to make a and Waterloo will be tough to CAMPBELL play charge in the right direction. with, but I think the hard work and Coach Cowing is hoping that RICK determination of the players on our through hard work and determina- team will allow us to compete and tion, along with some good veteran PHOTO: get back to the playoffs," noted leadership, better things will happen These Hawks are ready to turn things around....and have a little fun too. Gowing, who will enter his twenty- this season. fifth season "Our veterans behind the have been great. point," added Gowing. The Hawks are a year older and From there the Oktoberfest Golden Hawk "We are very They have set the Rookie Cory Mcßae from the a year better but will that be enough Tournament will take place from the bench. work ethic and Cambridge Winterhawks seems to turn around a program that has 17th to 19th at Albert McCormac solid up the shown the young- ready to step in and have a produc- had two consecutive losing seasons? arena. Solid goaltending sters what it takes tive campaign after his impressive One will just have to wait and see Laurier will open play Friday Once again middle and in to play in this three point effort against the what happens? night at 7 p.m. against the McGill the Hawks will be league. Hopefully Western Mustangs in the exhibition After winning two of three in the Redmen. solid from the net that will turn into schedule. exhibition schedule the Hawks seem The home opener is October out. Fourth year order to be results on the ice." Fiesty forwards Steve Hand and well on their way but the questions 22nd when the Hawks entertain the goal tender Geoff It will be up to Lance Woods will also take on an will all be answered when the regu- Brock Badgers. Game time is 7p.m. Schnarre will be successful in guys like Kearns expanded role this season as lar season begins. at the Waterloo Recreation called upon to [team captain] and Gowing will look for an increase in Complex. Don't miss the exciting handle the bulk of this league assistant captains point production from the wing. Busy start action many special events are the goaltending Chad Brezynski, With the return of many of last The Hawks open the season on planned so for a good night of enter- duties in his final that has to and David Archer year's leaders and a solid group of the 15th as they face the Ryerson tainment don't miss it. Everyone year in the Hawk to take the Hawks rookies in the line-up the Hawks Rams in Toronto. will be there. uniform. be a strong in the right direc- should head nowhere but up in the His veteran tion. OUA Far West division standings leadership and "We need some this season. poise will be a key point." great leadership to this teams sue- and from what I The question is how far? cess as he enters what coach have seen so far that is going to hap- Gowing remains optimistic in Gowing feels "... will be his best sea- pen." noting: "Our division is up for grabs, son yet as a Golden Hawk." 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October 16,1997 • 17 CORD ENTERTAINMENT Lessons on how to be a star HeidiKlassen speaks on "Elijah" and opera life

GINGER LOUWS Music with Distinction from Indiana challenges of her own life, chal- Cord Entertainment University and hasn't looked back lenges which a singing career Heidi Klassen, a respected soprano in since. brings, but she believes that she was Canada, took the time last For "Elijah," the director had given the gift of her voice for a rea- Wednesday to relate to us her expe- Heidi in mind when casting the son, and that brings her through. rience as a formidable performer, roles, but the usual routine in the Heidi reminds those pursuing a and the role music plays in her life. audition process requires five con- career in music to give it all you've With such great roles as Musetta in trasting arias of five different lan- got, but to be prepared both for suc- Puccini's "La Boheme," Micaela in guages and styles. Once accepted, cess and perhaps for not getting Bizet's "Carmen," and as a regular she must have the repertoire of the what one wants. She also says that guest in the leading orchestras of one must expect to invest a lot of Canada, Ms. Klassen returns once money in auditions, traveling and more to Kitchener-Waterloo for her repertoire. She sees that musicians dynamic performance as the leading Elijah's trials are portrayed as strong people soprano in Mendelssohn's "Elijah." because of the obstacles thrown in This oratorio features Elijah, a remind Heidi their paths, but they also need the prophet, and his trials as he leads support and the nurturing from the people of Israel back to God. of the those around them, as stress can Although Mendelssohn is trying to build up from day to day. inspire faith in God through his com- challenges It's always a question of being position, you will not feel like you super aggressive to get where you are in church waiting for the last want to go, or relaxing and having a hymn to be sung. Characteristic of of her more balanced lifestyle. With an an oratorio, there are no sets or cos- eleven year old son, Heidi finds it tumes, only the most beautiful music own life. hard to leave him behind in her is used to display this drama, with travels. The rewards, however, keep as much energy and excitement as piece to be performed prepared her motivated to return to the stage today's live theater. before arriving, for the maximum and continue to dazzle her audi- Though Heidi never planned to use ofrehearsal time. ences. She also warns that as soon be an opera singer, she has been When preparing operas, as singing isn't fun anymore, it's singing since she was a child. She rehearsals last from three to five time to try something new; it's all was given lessons in voice and weeks, twelve hours a day, six days part of the learning process about piano, and grew up with the a week. With a maximum of six one's self, and one's life. demanding exams of the Royal singing hours per day, performers For ticket's for the upcoming Conservatory of Music. She majored usually get the day off before open- performance of Elijah, contact The in Fine Arts at university, but when ing night. With this oratorio, Centre in The Square box office at given the opportunity for further rehearsals began on the 14th of 519-578-1570 or toll free 1-800-265 PHOTO singing lessons, she couldn't refuse. October and the opening night is on -8977. Prices range from a low of RLE Ms. Klassen received a Master of the 18th. With a professional atti- $20 (for students/seniors) to $29. tude, and a lot of hard work, every performs Klassen as lead glitch is worked out for a smooth Despite the comic implications, soprano in "Elijah." She has and magical performance. Ginger was not named after Mary come a long way to be here. Elijah s trials remind Heidi of the Anne's deserted island room-mate. Not quite soft porn, but close

TIM DURKMAN with the plan to blackmail the influ- (steamy sex) and drugs. The use of CORD ENTERTAINMENT ential family of the murderer. His these old standbys simplify the film Movies which bring together all-star motives are not just financial as this by making the peripheral actors ensembles generally crash and ne'er do well is looking to bring caricatures. This by no means burn. The movie going audience down the wealthiest family in Ttilsa. cheapens the film but rather focuses tends to allow for a lot more fluff for the humiliation that they have attention squarely on the main and crap with big name stars then put him through. action. they would with a bunch of up and The two turn to Stoltz to hide the There are some minor problems comers. Keys To Tulsa is an excep- key evidence. He, in turn, tries to with the movie, particularly with the tion to this rule. True, it does have distance himself from the whole dialogue. The script feels forced at an all-star cast but they come ordeal until he is reluctantly drawn some points, making the characters together to pull off an intriguing back in. If he could only turn his stumble over phrases they don't movie, complete with a great plot, back on his friends and get a new really seem to be feeling. Stoltz and setting and characters. start, it would all be over but he Spader in particular march through can't until this is finished. The fact these minor flaws with heads high. that all of his friends are involved in It really is some of the best acting Video review: some way leaves him with very few I've seen in some time, particularly Keys to Tulsa directions to turn. Stoltz does a from Mary Tyler Moore and James great job of being of objectionable Cobum. Starring: Eric Stoltz, Cameron character, and getting one to sympa- While the sex-thriller genre Diaz, James Spader Mickey Director: Leslie Grief thize with him. should have died with The description on the back of Rourke, Stoltz, Deborah Kara Unger the film case could not be further and Joanna Going bring it back Eric Stoltz shakes free of his from describing the plot. The killer with full force. There are some eighties aura with his portrayal of does not know who Cherry is, nor PHOTO really steamy scenes, and though Richter, the black sheep of a wealthy does everyone fawn over Cherry. It RLE not even really soft porn, the spe- Oklahoma family. While he does is right in one aspect though, the cial unrated version is prettyrisque. indulge in normal black sheep activ- truth behind the movie is a mystery. Despite the murder and sex in Keys to Tulsa, Stoltz is just a If you are looking for a very un- ities (drugs, alcoholism,) he has a Everyone in it has a different story grinning fool. Hollywood type movie with tremen- conscience that is the core of the to tell; why they were there at that dous acting and development, then movie. time, what connection do they have lead. and as such has some definite you definitely want to check this one Cherry (Cameron Diaz) witnessed with the murder. Only Stoltz in the Keys to Tulsa is an original "Dallas" type sub-themes to it: the out. the murder of a fellow dancer. Her end is able to justify the tragedies movie but it does make use of some rich oil families, big cowboy hats, boyfriend (James Spader) comes up that occur and everyone follows his old themes. It takes place in Tulsa good kids gone bad, deceit, sex Tun has a cute dog.

18 • October 16,1997 CORDENTERTAINMENT Like losing a super, super friend BRIDGET KEATING great success, The Super Friendz form a new band in which he will be CORD ENTERTAINMENT earned themselves a loyal fan base the sole songwriter. There's no word There I was, paralysed, eyes staring and critical acclaim. The reason for yet on what's going on with the at the computer screen. I read the this is their unique, innovative, other Friendz. So since it looks like screen again, then again, hoping amazing music. there will be no new material from that maybe I was making some mis- The core of the band was its trio The Super Friendz (though we can take. But no, the message didn't of singer-songwriters: Murphy, always hope), I now order you all to change. Beneath the shifting pic- Yamada, and Austin. Each has his watch for new projects from the tures of Matt Murphy, Drew own style which, like their voices, boys. In the meantime, get your Yamada, Charles Austin and Lonnie creates great harmony. hands on a copy of Mock Up, Scale James, I learned that my favourite Matt Murphy is the most promi- Down or Slide Show and give it a band was no more. nent member of the group. His dis- good listen. You'll be glad you did In shock and dismay, I immedi- tinctive clear voice and immense tal- not miss out on such a wonderful ately left The Super FHencfe website to ent for creating catchy pop songs musical experience. tell all my old high school pals the with intelligent lyrics are behind the bad news via e-mail. My few group's more popular songs like "10 PHOTO Bridget Keating is a really, really enlightened friends shared my grief lbs'," "Karate Man," and "Forever A RLE bigfan ofThe Super Friendz, and basically all music. but the more common and more Day." Matt's songs are of a very dif- Friendz give friendz their friendz phone numbers. Halifax disturbing responses were: "Who ferent style than Charles' and Although she goes to University of the hell are they?" or even worse, Drew's. responsible for their breakup. Murphy was tired of only writing Waterloo, she writes for The Cord "Who cares?" Well, I'm not so Drew is responsible for the According to murderecords, Matt one third of the songs. He intends to because we have Some Monkeys. jazzed about this, so I'm writing a acoustic hidden track on Mock Up, nice little tale for those ignoramuses Scale Down. Charles is the genius out there who don't know the behind the more experimental FROM THE CREATOR OF "SCREAM" incredible band that was The Super songs on Slide Show, such as Friendz. "Fooled at first," "Slow Motion Here are some vitals on the Blues," and "Evening Sun." His cho- band: from Halifax, signed on mur- rus-less songs grow and move as derecords, first full length release is one listens to the sometimes heart- Mock Up, Scale Down (1995), sec- wrenching lyrics. The diverging ond full length release is Slide Show styles of Matt and Charles truly (1996), broke up as of September make Slide Show a masterpiece. 1997. However, there is so much Unfortunately, the songwriting more to The Super Friendz than system that gave the Super Friendz that. Although they haven't achieved their diverse sound is largely Exegesis is cyber junk mail

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October 16,1997 19 SffiBEffiEBMMHIL. Inbreds: Real good things come in twos CRAIG WHITE AND BRIAN GEIGER touring in the States. There were Friendz and Tragically Hip. They are As far as sound, there's not a lot of to writing. The piano had more CORD ENTERTAINMENT enormous crowds in Belgium but the nicest band we have ever met. guitar, the last album had a lot com- influence because it was mostly Recently we caught up with the we were only opening so it was hard They seem to be the most well pared to this one. It's mostly piano written on piano. We had the inten- Inbreds at Mrs. Robinson's to chat to tell if we were accepted. adjusted band. and bass and one track with guitar. tion to get back to basic drums. about things. Dave Ullrich and Mike Mike: No one just came out to see From what the Inbreds played O'Niell whole heartedly gave their the Inbreds as they may have in on Monday from their upcoming two cents worth. North America. album, the new songs sound as irre- Us: Was your experience with the Dave: We got to play in Sweden and sistible as the older ones. With Another Roadside Attraction worth Germany to receptive audiences strong voices, a good beat and while to you? and we still correspond with the amazing bass, the Inbreds enrap- Dave: It was good timing. Our people we met there. tured the audience at Mrs. album Kombinator had just come Us: What prompted the move to Robinson's. The Inbreds sound can out and so had our new video so it Halifax, and how has it worked out only be described as toe tappingly was a really good time. The fact for you? catchy. Most of the audience will that it was with the Hip was why we Mike: Well we had toured the coun- have gone home singing or at least went on the tour. Eric's Trip too. try and Halifax was a beautiful humming their favourite song They deserved it and so did we. place. We played a lot in Kingston. from the night. It just goes to show Touring bars is where we belong at When we decided to move it was PHOTO that less certainly can be more. this point though. either to Toronto or to Halifax. We FILE The Inbreds are currently tour- tour ing Canada with Us: How was the in Europe just took a chance. 1 can't see it Inbreds: isn't it ironic? the Grace Babies with Buffalo Tom? being a good choice for a band of Us: What does the new album and the Wooden Stars. Dave: We'd just released our album four to make that big ofa move. sound like so far? It seems to be stronger in the sense in Europe and we were touring with Us: Who was your inspiration in Dave: It's thirteen songs, and we of it's a bit more energetic. Mike's Thrown together in a wild buddy Buffalo Tom and Teenage Fanclub. regards to Canadian music at least? recorded it at the Gas Station in voice is tip top. It's good because it's cop film, Craig and Brian could not We became good friends with the Dave: Musically and everything else Toronto with Dave Clark. It's on the more experimental. resist veering the Inbreds' car offthe bands but only at that point. We around them I'd say the Rheostatics. murderecords label and it's going to Mike: Not necessarily more ener- road and into a pool a la weren't that close when we were Mike: We also really like The Super come out some time in February. getic. It's better. I was getting back Cannonball Run.

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This is My World Fara Cryptic Writings Black Moon Megadeth If this is her world, I don't think I Capitol Records want much to do with it. Fara has obviously been constructed as a Metal, oh how sweet the sounds pseudo-pop diva. There are so of a void and useless music genre many constructions at work on her Full of pompous, tease-haired that your fingers get stained from clowns the paint by numbers. Stoosh I was never quite sure if I was Skunk Anansie Please caress my ears with teenage listening to Paula Abdul (after she Epic angst was famous) or an early Janet This one is a dog; stay far, far away. of apocalypse and death Jackson back up singer. She could Stoosh is chock full of rift cliches of tight black jeans and 3/4 lengths be either of these people if she had and lyrics that struggle to be mean- someone writing for her. The cho- ingful. The biggest problem with Skulls and crossbones there and rus for "Sexuality" is "Sexuality, all this album is that it tries too hard to here night long/ Sexuality, turns me on." be meaningful. foot up on the monitor with a So acts of arousal excite you do Unfortunately, for the Skunk tongue-out, middle finger and beer. they? How odd. kiddies, strained vocals, a bald The only saving grace of this woman, and using the rhyming The only thing I can say about album, and it's a good one. is the couplet "political" and "satirical," Megadeth Ls that Metallica already drumming. She is of Native does not make music meaningful. did it. Canadian ancestry and utilizes tra- "Infidelity (only you)" is one song ditional drumming in several of her that might have some radio legs to 1 don't even think Dr. Disc will buy illllgiglli songs, including the title track. it, but as mildly palatable as it is, do this feces from me. BCL?- ™^li§ fMM%WMMm%m> rnrnm "This is my world," is undeniably not be fooled —this CD sucks. '■WS? the best effort on the disc. Sterling Lynch Brandon Watson ';<■>■*•• ■-<- tlllllM 14Ooi^eoos^^fcy-

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