No. 109 2.7.93-12.15.93 Kenneth Goldsmith

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(sniffle) wanna take your place the back- promotional considerations and my father; There was a young stabbers; a stunning picture of a fees paid for by Beverly Hills Jewess named Hannah / Who ha black woman’s coming of age in sucked off her lover’s banana / She Century Plaza, the other side of ha (Why?) ha America, all animals are created divorce: coping with your mother swore that the cream that shot out ha equal but some are more equal as an object of sexual desire; O the in a stream / Tasted better than than others, American attitudes moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter Biblical manna; What anthem did ha (itch itch) and American ideals extend its Bloom chant partially in anticipa- / And on her daughter / They ha power, Benzo Wani Yea Benzo wash their feet in soda water; he tion of that multiple ethnically ha Bero Tsani Yea Hum Hum Phat added that many women insist on irreductible consummation? 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She lets me do it any way I ha ratory of daily life can almost seem want. No Women’s Liberation for Whinbad the Whaler and like a torture chamber; crimson Ninbad the Nailer and her, those stubborn stains you try ha ha (Them?) and clover over and over crimson scrubbing them out you try soaking Finbad the Failer and and clover over and over, them out and you still get ring Bindad the Bailer and ha Dianetics: a milestone for man around the collar; When hun- Pinbad the Pailer and (swallow) comparable to his discovery of fire, dreds of skeletons suddenly washed Mindbad the Mailer and (Hmmmm...) every time that I look in the mirror up they unearthed long-repressed Henbad the Hailer all these lines on my face getting and Rinbad the Railer ha memories of Stalinist terror, Why (panting) clearer, half of what I say is mean- and Dinbad ha the ha was my self-image suddenly devas- ha ingless but I say it just to reach you tated just because I didn’t own a Kailer and Vinbad Julia, it’s like a jungle sometimes it the ha Quailer black Aprica stroller?, women still ha makes me wonder how I keep from comprise anywhere from 70 to 90 and ha ha (give me a break) going under, I’ve had it with all percent of all plastic surgery con- Linbad the ha ha those obvious lines and I not sumers; Lo-Lee-Ta: the tip of the ha ha ha falling for it anymore, people seek- tongue taking a trip of three steps Yailer (Her?) and ing guns for personal combat want down the palate to tap at three on (To himself) Xinbad the (yeah, sure...) ha ha ha ha ha 5 The last two lines carry the same point as Hui-ko’s interview with Bodhidharma. (hmph hmph) 6Let’s do Marsha! Marsha Marsha bo-barsha banana-bana bo barsha fee fi mo-marsha Marsha. Phtailer. ha (A little trick with Nick...) ha ha ha ha (Are you sure????) ha ha ha ha ha (When?) ha ha ha ha (Oh God!) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Are you shitting me??) ha ha ha ha (gagging) (She?) ha (cough sniffle cough) ha ha ha (stares in disbelief) ha (totally outrageous!) ha ha ha ha ha ha (How?) (Really?) (That bitch?) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (wheeze wheeze) ha (clearing the throat) ha ha (un-fucking real) ha ha ha (quietly) ha ha (flailing wildly) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (gradual enlightenment) ha ha (Him?) ha ha (My mind is being blown as we speak!) ha ha ha (reconciliatory) ha ha (two men hold him down) ha (I did what???) ha ha ha (Them?) ha (cough cough) ha (nodding) ha ha ha ha ha ha (Me?) (No fucking way!) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (muffled screams) ha ha ha (c’mon...) (mmmmmm...) ha ha ha ha (panting) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (We’ll see...) ha ha ha (grrr ummm rrrr) ha (I’m freaking out!) ha (losing it) ha (kicking) ha ha ha ha ha ha (furiously shaking his head) (He?) ha (rubbing his chin) (thinking it over) (Hell, no!) ha ha (loudly ) ha ha ha ha (Them?) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Screams) ha ha (you wish) ha ha (sniffle) ha ha (Hmmmm...) ha ha ha (Are you positive?) ha ha ha (pointing) ha ha ha ha ha ha (in an anxious whisper) ha ha ha ha ha (I can’t believe it!) (I’m gonna be sick!) ha (teeth gnashing) ha (I never looked at it that way...) ha ha ha (To himself) ha (scratch scratch) (Truly?) ha ha ha (softly) (Together???) ha ha (choking) ha ha ha ha (Me? Jealous??) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Ohhhh shit!) ha (a paranoid glance over the shoulder) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (in a tone of appeasement) (out loud to all) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (You think so?) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Wow!) ha (in hushed tones) ha ha (I feel much better) ha ha ha (thoughtfully) ha ha ha (It is true!) ha (sigh) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (draws a long deep breath) (maybe you’re right...) (Ah ha!) ha ha ha (gradually) ha ha ha (peacefully) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(let me think it over) ha (Didn’t I tell you that it would all work out in the end?) ha (dreamily) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (holding back the tears) ha ha ha (O.K.) ha (slowly fading) ha ha ha (Thou?) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breathing deeply) ha

(blissfully) (lights out) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Slowly, slowly!) (sigh) ha ha ha ha ha (kindly) (end here) ha ha ha ha (biting his lower lip) (inhale exhale inhale exhale) ha (easy, now...) ha ha (all is quiet) (sniffle) ha ha ha ha (sweetly) ha ha ha (yes) (beautiful) ha ha ha (I can believe it!) (gently) ha ha ha ah