2- 'Kz.T* Winningham cautions Wiess, warns of consequences by Jonathan Berk about." number of faculty associates of all sibility and initiative fail, the Wiess College Master Geoff Winninghan specified that there the colleges (14 instead of 20). masters and co-masters will Winningham reported to a college were three internal problems And, of the associates that Wiess personally assume this respon- meeting November 19, that serious existing at Wiess. First, he felt that, does have, they choose to stay sibility in order to preserve and consequences could result if Wiess at least in the minds of many away from the college for both improve the college system."There did not restore the administra- faculty members, there is a lunch and dinner. was no mention in the statement of tion's confidence in the college. behavior problem among many what constituted failed "student The exact nature of these Wiess members that is particularly In. a written statement made Jl initiative." consequences was never made fully prevalent during the evening public after the master's meeting, clear although Winningham dinner meals. the masters expressed a reaffirma- According to Masters Com- tion of the existing rules, which confirmed rumors that the masters Secondly, he felt that since seven mittee Chairman Priscilla H uston, they felt were being infringed had discussed at their November freshman indicated to him that the central concern is the quality of upon. Specifically the statement 17 meeting' the possibilty of they want to be transferred to coed life of each individual student mentions that "hazing, ill- converting Wiess to graduate colleges, that there are definite "Students need to listen to each mannered behavior at meals, loud student housing for a trial period dislike among the freshmen for the other, and respect each others and distruptive conduct, public of five years. single-sex environment. Apparent- rights." drunkeness and public obscenity tir Other alternatives, such as ly, many of the masters feel that this li • _ i- Speaking as co-master of are incompatible with the purposes VJVOTT •vVwiffiyiMII switching to coed, were also is a direct reflection of the quality Hanszen college. Huston empha- and goals of the college system." "to rely on student leaders and discussed, but other masters at that of life at Wiess. sized that these were the criterion student initiative to foster a high meeting pointed out that these Thirdly, Wmningham pointed The statement goes on to specify she used to decide when to quality of life on the Rice campus," were just ideas "being thrown to the fact that Wiess has the fewest that the committee will continue intervene in college affairs. but that "Where student respon-
INSIDE: » The Alley Theater goes bluegrass-western, p. 4 • Women's hoopsters defeat TCU and Harvard, p 6 • Raker takes their fourth powderpuff title, p. 8 Volume 69, number 16 1HRESHEFriday, DecembeRr 4, 198 i • Dual backpages, 11-12 Senate rejects RPC election bylaw plan by Rob Schuitz qualifications for RPC president, The Student Association Senate the requirement that "He shall debated a proposed bylaw have some previous programming restriction which would have experience" was considered too limited candidates eligible for the vague. presidency of the Rice Program Spears, along with SA internal Council at its weekly meeting Vice President Dan Hu and Monday night. The senate also Par!iamentarian M ichae 1 briefly d is cussed possible Trachtenberg, proposed that problems that Wiess College may "previous programming experi- be experiencing rsghi now. ence" should mean that inteiested candidates must be members of the executive committee or college representatives. Spears explained that the position really required previous experience with the organization and that necessitated the change. " Wiess Senator Doug Gardner. Baker President Chuck Fox. Baker Senator Philip Easterling and spectator Jonathan Berk, however, disagreed with Spears. Fox charged that by restricting the candidates so severely, freedom of choice among candidates would decline significantly. Sherry Speon Coco Cola takes over the R Room to interview people from the Rice community for a nationally distributed commercial. Gardner took the proposal Cast selections will be made this Sunday and filming is scheduled forthe 14, 15, and 16 of December. The script calls for RPC President Sherry Spears, personally, claiming that he had a pep-rally and bonfire with cheerleaders, football players, alumni, small children and of course a large crowd of after speaking with the RPC been denied positions on the RPC typical "all-American" students. Those who survive the preliminaries will be told to shave and taught the art of drinking Executive Committee and several previously and that the proposed 'ffeine,m..."the official stimulant of Rice University." —M. Gladu senate members, previously measure would effectively remove proposed a bylaw revision in the him from competition forthe RPC RPC constitution that would presidency. Hoax continues better define the existing section The proposed change quickly regarding candidacy. Under the see SA. page 3 Profs added to Rice Cretin Council by Joan Hope Month Award, the Fool's Cap nearly the same sentiments as Exam guidelines The creator of the Rice Manuscrip Award, theStupidatas, English Professor Walter Isle "I University Council of Fools, Muddleditas, et Incontinentia think it reflected more on the Here are some suggestions that will help everyone enjoy the Dregs, and Drooling Cretins Scholastic Medal, the 1982 Capital people doing it than the people it advantages of the Honor System: struck again last week, this time by Dreg Award, and the Children of was sent to," he said. sending copies of the minutes of Satan Award. • It is the student's responsibility to know the rules for each exam— the ficticious group to the Several faculty members the time duration, the allowed reference materials, the time and professors mentioned in the Although the names listed on suggested theories about the place to turn it in. minutes as new members, officers the first notice were taken directly writer's identity. Sociology •. Most professors would appreciate it if you would mark the time and award winners. Sixteen new from a letter supporting Kathy Professor Elizabeth long and place the test was taken on the cover of the blue book. members, mostly from the Whitmire in her bid for mayor, contends that it must be a graduate • When you are finished with a take-home exam, seal the test and sociology, English, history and art there is no apparent connection student to know so much about the test booklet by stapling them shut or sealing them in an envelope. departments, were admitted to the between the names listed in the professors • Try to turn the exam in yourself as early as possible; if you council. The minutes designated minutes. cannot, make sure whomever you designate to do this for you some of the professors to receive Said English Professor Alan English Professor Jane Nitzsche knows the correct time and place for turning it in. "Devil's Advocate embroidered Grob. "Only the person who did thinks it is someone who used to be • Remember to sign the pledge; not signing the pledge does not jackets," and all of the profs were this understands what these people an undergraduate and is relieve you from the responsibilities of the Honor System. classified as either fools, dregs or have in common. Someone is probably more than one person to • Be circumspect in your conversations so as not to inadverdentiy drooling cretins. venting dislike, but the connection know professors from the different give or receive aid concerning an exam. between .the persons implied is departments. She also suspects • Self-scheduled exams are to be taken in the room they are The awards given at the known only to whoever is sending that the writer is a woman because, distributed in. While a student is free to leave at any time, the exam imaginary meeting were the Devil's the notices." "1 don't think a man would think is to remain in the assigned room. The only exception to this policy Toady Award, the Ex Nihilo Nihil of eating quichc at a political is a student wishing to type his exam. Fit Lifetime Achievement Award, Most of the professors who rally," and because of the word These suggestions provided by the Honor Council. the Drooling Cretins Bib of the received the minutes expressed see Cretins, page 3 Once again, have a merry THRESHING-IT-OUT Sickly Sammy's washer would have then beentwo separate The Christmas story once again peels out upon a happy little stereophonic, filtertip world of directories which would have cost decried by grad the SA much more than $700, and parking tickets, bluebooks and Dexedrine. our forfeited time slot would have The booming carols in glimmering teeming department stores remind us of the joyous message To the editor, delayed the printing until the end — that we can shelve our books for bottles and speed over turnpikes to share a few precious days Apropos yours entitled The of November. with our families, old friends, and perhaps lavishing what remains of ourselves and our wallets on a budgetary tactic," page two of Michael Guth special someone. volume 69, number 15, would you Sid Rich '82 Strange that the humble birth of a baby in an obscure village of the Near East a couple of thousand consider expanding your analogy years ago should disrupt the pattern of the Good Life that even the New York Stock Exchange vis-a-vis "the quality of food" to pauses for the day. include "the infectious disease Brown College student Odd that the church bells in Brussels, Boston, Buenos Aries, and Biloxi ring out to commemorate tactic?" defends Wiess the coming of a child who would never know the intricacies of economic warfare and foreign policy, Budgeting by attenuating To the editor, much less the diplomacy of cocktail party etiquette. services et al. may be difficult to digest, but it may not make you Offensive to many, amusing to Funny that angels and shepherds should share top billing with Peyton Place, missiles, and quite as ill as eating at Sammy's few, the "Sparky" incident at the sensational murders. may because the food-disher-outer A&M game has served to focus More unusual still are the moments amid tinsel and eggnog when we realize that the celebrated has the flu, the croup, and the crud attention on the behavior of Rice infant of a far-off time and place was a living symbol of all the love and humanity that man can ever and is coughing this combination students not only at football games hope to know. of cultures on the exposed food but also in daily life. Bill Delanv. The Rice Thresher, 1959 that he is deleteriously dishing out Unfortunately, because the to all comers. incident involved many The point to be made here is that Wiessmen, Wiess College is caveat emptor should exclude receiving the brunt of the DOOHESBUKT infectious diseases, especially on administration's indignation at the the eve of final exams. daily behavior of a minority of MiSS LATOUR a!E WAMT re DON'T WORRY GIRLS, GREAT' WELL. PEAR, THEN Hit PON Rice students. This indignation JEAN/5 ANP J DISCUSS THE FREE SPEECH B WHAT'S IT'S WHAT OH. COULD WE Richard Rome I THINK IT'S WANT TO WOULP LIKE ID AMENDMENT ALREADY GUAR- THE CONST!• YOU'RE TRYING GET A COPY Geology Grad Student has materialized, in the 'HAT'S A OKAY? 6ET IN HOLP AN ERA WITH THE OJH ANTEEP BY THE TUT/ON? TO AMEND, OF THAT? t/NE iPEA \ TROUBLE administration's recent threat to WORKSHOP IN FR. KIPS CONSTITUTION. PEAR I ASS MS close Wiess College and to convert Guth clarifies Ford's it temporarily into graduate campaign statement student housing if the behavior at &•'i H ) Wiess does not improve. To the editor. I don't condone all of the In the November 20 issue of the behavior at Wiess; at times it is Thresher, Roger Ford's campaign very offensive, but, even though statement mentioned that the Baker has the Baker 13 and Lovett (p B'Ttuafraid— ' 1981-82 university directory has their cheer, neither college is in incurred a loss of $700 due to an difngef of being closed. NPVBK m!IJP HiM, irt.W'ATS ERA?HA! YOU OH YEAH HOWARD, IT'S A "underdeveloped and informalized Every college, single-sex and HOUm 50Mir VING ON we RE HAYING AN UST PONT KNOW - y£AH EUIE. HE'S JUST WHO SAYS PROVEN FACT 1 plan." This is incorrect. The reason coed, has its members who violate Uf-c, • ' BRA WORKSHOP, r_ WHEN TO QUIT, IPIOTS OKAY, ABOYHECMJT T CAN T YOU 'RE LESS HOWARD YOU'RE 1)0 YOU' JUSTICE IS SOME kMRP, BEEKPECWPTO MATURE-THAN the SA portion of the directory did the general standard of acceptable — > THING YOU NEVER GRASP IA/HA T WELCOME TO JOIN WE ARE AT not make a profit is that Roger behavior, but the problem lies with US IF YOU WANT ( QUIT FIGHTING wE GIRLS ARB THiS AGE. •' FOR P/5uJ^5/N6 Ford, as advertising chairman, did the individual students and not W not provide the SA directory with the college itself. To close a committee with a sufficient college because of the behavior of X \ number of completed advertise- some of its members is to ignore «.,r ; "~rr ments in the time framework that the real problem and to destroy the , , S H P the committee had established in college system. April of 1981. A better solution is to hold each
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45 MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, ERA HAS PUT I KNOW WHAT YOU THAT'S A VERY ASTUTE OBSERVA THROUGH ANY News Staff HOWARD'S RIGHT .OUR BI66EST PROBTHEM ON THE PE- MEAN. MY MOM VON, JEANIE. THE PROBLEM NRUPO I SUPPOSE COUPONS Assistant Editors Tom Morgan (News). Dave Chilton (Sports), TENSIVE, MADE USED TO SAY SHE THEN BECOMES, HOW DO WE SUG6ES-' 1CWW LEM IS OTHER WOMEN. MANY WOMEN HOUSEWIVES Eden Harrington (Fine Arts). Lisa Yee (Typesetting) FiEL THAT ERA REPRESENTS A THRIA1THEM FEU- IN- WAS A HOUSEWIFE. FEMINISTS REACH SUCH A „ LOVE TO V0N5? JUSTLEAVE Dave Potash (Production) TP FAMILY LIFE ANP THE TRADITIONALSECURE ABOUT NOW SHE SAYS WOMAN' HERA Contributing Editors Steve Bailey, Ron Ehmke. • MARRIAGE HOMEMAK1NO SHE'S JUST A COUPONS' /, v NOTE. Michele Gillespie. Lynn Lytton, Chris Eltrcn s) HOUSEWIFE News Staff Alison Bober. Rob Schultz, Tom Birch. Jonathan Berk. Sumit Nanda. Patty Cleary. Joan Hope. Michael Trachtenberg. Robert Morrison. Ian Davidson, Michael Tinkler. Drew Sutton. Walter Wells, Matt I^eslie Fine Arts Staff Loren Fefer. Steve Bailey. Scott Bodenheimer. Dan Borden. Andrew Tullis. Chris Boyer Hal Kohlman, Terri Herrman. Harry Wade. Recta Achari °Valen Mattioli. R^ Simmons. Eddie Burke Sports Staff Steve Bailey. Donald Buckhoit. Rias Karamali. Bob Goeddel. Margaret Bennett. Eric Hough. • Genie Lutz. Ann Seward. David Steakley V // ^ V: Photography Staff Frank Worley. Chip Clay. Steve Bailey \~)V\ (5&/Mapaul Robert Cruz. Scott Caddes. Conrad Reining. ^—V Mark Feige. Alan Nelson. Naomi Bullock. Shane Phelps Production Staff Mark Meiches. Gene Vaatveit. Hank Petri. YEAH, I KNOW BUT 1 LIKE: IT THERE Howard Shapiro. Robert Henson. Patti Wuerz. SORRY TO INTER.AGAIN? THAT'S FISA GREAT PLACE TO BE WITH THE SAY.ELLIE, NO, JEAN IE Steve Bailey. Joan Hope. Joseph Halcyon PUPr, BUT 1 HE THIPL GOSH. THE BOYS' GUYS, YOU KNOW, TO TALK SPORTS, •F ERA IS NO! NO' GOTTA GOTO TIME THIS ROOM SOUNDS Business Staff SING IN THE STALLS, PITCH PENNIES, PASSED, THE BOYS' MORNING, LIKE A LOT OF Assistant Business Mananger Cecelia Calaby TO ,JUST GETAWAY FROM FT ALL' SEE -I CAN WE n ROOM.. HOWARD FUN.. Assistant Advertising Manager Carolyn While . YOU ALL LATER Business Staff Karen Cook. Renee Hodge. Circulation r Chris Claunch. Vinnie Fonseca. l.loyde Bennack Subscriptions Ann Rosenwinkel -4, 'v:J The Rke Thresher, the official student newspaper at Rice Umversity since 1916. is published each Friday during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays, by the students of Rice University. Editorial and business offices are located on the second f)t»or of the Rice Memorial Center. P.O.Box IK92. Houston. Texas 77001 Telephone (713) 527-4X01 or 527-4802. Advertising information available upon request Mail subscription rate S20.00 domestic. $40.00 international, (via first class mail) The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of anyone except the writer Obviously & ) *1981. The Riee Thresher. All rights reserved :\xJ)
The'lfcice Thresher, December 4, 1981', page 2 Who's Who names 47
Ford wins veep race Engi grant The following Rice students have Rafael Roberto l.ongoria I ovett been selected to be in the 1981 Daniel Joseph MacCormack Hanszen Michael I.inn Miller l.ovett Richardson senior T. Roger \ edition of Who's Who Among supports Anita Elaine Mizusawa Grad Ford captured 295 preferential Students in American Universities Goya Castle Quails Brown votes to easily outdistance three • anil Colleges. Nancy Barbara Rapopori Jones other candidates in the special minorities Michael Allen Rundle Wiess election for Student Association Robert Logan Avery Sid Rich Steven Lawrence Schooner Sid Rich Robin Alexis-Barringer Will Rice Farl Robert Schultz 111 Hanszen External Vice President held Robert Clay Cam by Wiess l ela I vnn Smith Brown Monday. The position became Oeorge R. Brown School of Patricia Elena Campbell Brown Sherry 1 ynn Spears Brown open .several weeks ago when Engineering Dean J. David Carolyn Marie Canright Baker Ciregory Charles Stahl I ovett former External Vice President Heliums announced this week that Anne Winnie Chang Brown Melissa Dawn Tonn Brown Robert D. Tudor Hanszen Mike Guth announced his the school has received a $12,000 Russell Forester Coleman l.ovett Theda Marcelle Daniels Baker Andy An-Teh Wang Sid Rich resignation. grant from the National Action Bruce Mackenzie Davies Will Ricc Joseph Brent Wilkey 1 ovett Rick Morefield of Hanszen Council for Minorities in John Fletcher Fldcr IV Hans/en Wendy Irene Young l.ovett followed Ford with 196 votes, Engineering (NACME) to help Theodore Roger Ford Jr Sid Rich defray educational expenses for six Charles Edward Fox Baker while Jones member Greg Donald Hugh Frey I ovett Wortham and Will Rice member minority students. Douglas Daniel Gardner Wiess Kenneth Peterson finished third NACME scholarships are Robert James Garland Will Rice and fourth, with 146 and 92 votes, awarded annually to minority Michael Scott Godin 1 ovett Cretins... respectively. students who need financial Teresa Aracele Gonzalez Jones Susan Elaine Hemphill Brown continued from pane I assistance and have demonstrated Bryan Watson Hill Sid Rich the academic and intellectual Alan Jay Hirshberg Sid Rich "lovely" in the second ability to succeed in engineering. Philip C arl Hoick Sid Rich communication. The organization is supported by Diana Kay Howard Jones Nitzsche added, "I think it is Soci courses added Daniel David Hu Haas/en major industrial corporations who Robert Wilson Hubble I ovett someone who feels frustrated and are eager to recruit minorities for Calvin Monroe Jackson Wiess does not have an appropriate The Department of Sociology theoretical as well as empirical technical and managerial careers. Daniel Frank Jacobs Baker channel of communication. 1 think recently announced the hiring of issues relating to the linkages Scholarship information may be Fdward Jostes Keller III Haker it has to be someone who has Pamela Jean Kelly Will Rice Professor Kenneth Jackson for the between education and other obtained through the Financial Steven Farl Kirkland Baker demonstrated this type of behavior spring semester. Jackson, a major societal subsystems. Aid Office. I vnn Alan I ednickv Baker before." Houston native and graduate of Texas Southern University, is currently employed at the University of Chicago, where he has been involved for the past two years with a National Association for Education study on American Where to run high school students.
Jackson will teach two courses next semester, Soci 231-Race and Nationality (E Hour), and Soci 370-Sociology of Education(C when you run out. Hour). Soci 231-Race and Nationality will examine the social, economic and political western union aspects of race and ethnic relations Out of bread? Don't panic. You can run to in advanced industrial societies, Western Union's Charge Card Money Order while Soci 370-Sociology of service for help. All it takes is a relative or Education will cover the major friend with a VISAt or MasterCard* and a telephone. When cash is gone, here's what to do SA Senate for more: Get on the phone. First, Rive silent about I• the folks the bad news: You're broke. Then cheer 'em up with some good news: Wiess... It's easv to send vou emergency cash. Bv phone. continued from pane I ' ~ SU went to a vote, with two-thirds of Pick up your money. You can usually get it the senate rejecting the revision. 3• within two hours. Berk made his presence felt The amount and Western Union's charge again later in the meeting, when he asked that a discussion take place will appear on the monthly VISA or concerning the college masters' MasterCard statement. That simple. meeting. The masters discussed In fact, why not clip out the,reminder Wiess College at the meeting. below. Put it in your wallet. Or send it to your folks. After all. in the long run, they're there Berk complained about the lack to help. of student input, citing the fact that college presidents and the r1 Thresher were denied access to the s meeting. Berk asked that the SA a discuss the matter and issue a uuestErn union formal statement. The senate, however, balked at Berk's request on the grounds that the situation at Emergency Money Wiess is not clear. Wallet Card. 2 Have them ring Western Union. Call toll-free • They just dial the special toll-free 800-325-6000 number. 800-325-6000 (in Missouri, (In Missouri, 800-342-6700). 800-342-6700). Anytime, day or night. A Money S#nd up to $1,000 anywhere In the U.S., Order for up to $1,000 will be flashed to the «xoapt Alaska, and charge H to your VISA or MasterCard. P|C»PIB» Western Union office or agency nearest campus. There are 8,100 nationally, except in • f hi- \ IS\ i Alaska. And some are open 24 hours. •I hi' Mdsii' •tl b\ Inrcihjnk ( .ml AN Western Union to the rescue. Kjdnko*^ Western Union 620 Capital 2368 Rice Blvd. 521-9465 227-1705
The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 3 Thresher/Fine Arts Alley wins with upbeat down home country holiday | The Red Bluegrass Western Flyer confidence (letting loose in the end, as Big Emmitt leaves for Show. process her only reason for being "home," the Childress clan has Book and lyrics by Conn Fleming in the show). Big Emmitt even become a touching dramatic Music by Clint Ballard, Jr. smooths over things with portrait. Directed by Pat Brown granddaughter Emma, after a little The Nina Vance Alley Theatre horseplay on the little red Western Through January 3 Flyer wagon. When Emma's Perhaps the greatest flaw in the boyfriend Scotty shows up, hot on Alley's upbeat production of this From the start it must be said his own fantasy to make it at the yet-to-see-Broadway country that the Alley's new down-home Opry, Emmitt enlists the boy to musical is director Pat Brown's show for the holidays is an pull him to the bus station in the approach to the book. The unmitigated hoot—even if it does Western Flyer so he can take off characters bounce around like so take a few days for the title to for Nashville before Arlen and many cartoon characters, keeping register. Pat Brown wisely chose a Dolly get back from work. the tone light and bubbly and the fun-filled country musical for her The show revolves around drama shallow and wince-worthy. first directing stint since becoming F.mmitt's dream to return to the Only Robert Donley's endearing the Alley's artistic director, and Opry, but in this country-musical characterization of Emmitt Houston audiences are being fantpsyworld, everybody has his escapes the moment-to-moment tickled Dolly Parton pink for own pipe dream and his own two-dimensionality that typifies Christmas. musical moment to express it. the show. The book, to be honest, Led by the grandly karmic Scotty longs to be a teenage star, is not the best: It clearly needs Robert Donley, this Alley cast is Great Speckled Bird coming to daughter-in-law, Dolly, aren't too like Big Emmitt, and both the old more heart and soul than this hootin' and hoofin' its way take him to Heaven a la Roy Acuff. thrilled with the old man's man and the audience get no small production gives it. through this 1977 Conn Big Emmitt's Nashville glory was decision. To be sure, they don't vicarious thrill from the boy's The rest of the show, however, is Fleming/Clint Ballard dream short-lived the first time around; really take him seriously, running fantasies, best expressed in a delightful spectacle in the story with verve and charisma. In the 18-year-old country boy made off to their jobs after making Scotty's first act number "I Wanpa Nashville tradition. John Bos' set spite of its shortcomings and an a hit at the Opry but deferred his rather rushed attempts to get Be A Country Music Singer." and especially Deborah M. insufferably convoluted title, The career dreams to be responsible for daughter Emma to talk to Emnrjitt Granddaughter Emma, reticent Dryden's costumes enhance the Red Bluegrass Western Flyer his diminished family. Longing for and smooth the old man's ruffled and insecure as she is, longs to sing, swirling dancing, sighfui singing Show sits just as Fine and light as a those days with his "family" at the feathers. herself, unleashing an inspired "I'll and the general Opry ambience. Grand Ole Opry, Emmitt knows if Never Sing a Song." piece of Mom'*s dewberr• • y pie. But after they're gone, Big The singing, on the whole, is he doesn't get back soon, he never Emmitt wins the goodwill of the Arlen and Dolly want more than expressive and appropriate, since Out of his element in the new will. rest of the household. The other anything to have the family rigorously trained voices are the "home" of his son's Detroit The Western Flyer Show spins geriatric at the Childress place is apartment, country-born Big off from the Detroit apartment 70-year-old Hattie. the feisty, lusty Emmitt Childress, a 95-year-old that the Aden Childress family- and snooze-loving grandmother "ex" of the Grand Ole Opry, has including Big Emmitt, of late- on the other side of the family, who run out of time—and he knows it. calls home, on the morning that lets loose her own raucous dream- Emmitt takes a scant three days to the old singer has decided to hit the song, "When I Get It Right realize that he has to go "home to road forNashville. Needlessto say. (You've Got It Good)," after the Opry," piqued by a drearn of a Fmmitt's son. Arlen, and his Emmitt takes her into his Village Cheese Shop ia/tcc 1976 Fine Cheeses Select Meats wines Cookware Gifts happily together, and the conflict last thing one would expect in a Of t Baskets Party Trays Imported Beers of their dream with Emmitt's of Nashville crowd. But the dancing returning to the Opry family fuels never manages to be quite this potentially moving piece. appropriate, although always 2484 BOLSOVER (713) 527-0398 MON-S AT 9-6 Attempting to lure Emmitt to stay pleasing and never obtrusive; at MP with promises of an allowance and times the steps lean more toward cowboy-print sheets, the couple New York than Tfcnnessee. seems pathetic and even irritating, If you can see yourself enjoying but their winning numbers "I a country musical to make your toe SKIING FOR SPRING Don't Know How To Be My tap and your heart sing, you'll Daddy's Father" and "Don't assuredly enjoy this one. If not, be Change the Way You Love Me" warned. This is a down home imprint this pair with more than a Christmas at the Alley. BREAK glimmer of raw humanity. In the —John R. Meaner 6 DAYS-5 NIGHTS SIGN UP IMMEDIATELY
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The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 4 This Week/ by Eden Harrington
Dance Lady and the Tramp. A charming feature that marked the height of realism in Disney animation. The story is of Lady, a genteel cocker spaniel, who falls for Tramp, a mutt from the wrong side of the tracks. Highlights include the song sequences "He's a Tramp" and "Bella Notte", written and sung by Peggy Lee. Media Center, Saturday matinee, December 5. 1:30 &r3:30 p.m. » » » The Projectionist. This wonderfully inventive comedy has been tied up in litigation and is now finally being released to enjoy the popularity it has always deserved. Hilarious Rodney Dangerfield heads the cast with chubby Chuck McCann as a movie projectionist who, as Captain Flash, actually enters the film he's showing. This is a comic cult Nikolais Dance Theatre presents Talisman masterpiece, including familiar clips and movie in- Nikolais Dance Theatre. This is the Houston jokes. River Oaks Theatre, Friday and Saturday. premiere of Alwin Nikolais' famous company, Dec. 4 & 5, 7:30 and 9:15 p.m. which has been featured in a PBS documentary, and on NBC's Big Show. Nikolais, recognized asa major Music revolutionary figure in the world of dance, is La Perichole. This is the second offering of the choreographer, composer, and designer for all the Houston Grand Opera's 1981-1982 English language works performed by his company. He creates a total Light Opera Series. Offenbach's La Perichole is the dance-theatre experience, using color, sound, light second production, and will be conducted by Louis and form, and opens a new world of imaginative and Salemno. Stage director is Dorothy Danner, humorous dances for audiences. Dec. 9 and 10, 8 director of last year's popular The Student Prince. p.m. Jones Hall. Tickets are available at Joske's Soprano Janice Hall is making her HGO debut as Ticketron outlets, and the Houston Ticket Center the street-singer, accompanied by a host of other (227-ARTS) in Jones Hall. talented performers. Performances are Dec. 5 and 7 * * * at 8 p.m., Jones Hall. Tickets are available at A New Christmas Ballet. This will be performed by Ticketron outlets, and by calling the Houston Grand James Clouser and the Space/Dance/Theatre of Opera offices, at 227-5277. Houston. Houston's popular contemporary dance company returns to Stages during the holiday season to present a new, festive ballet foradultsand children alike. November 27-December 19. Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m.; Mondays through Fridays at 10 a.m. For ticket information contact Joske's Ticketron outlets, the Downtown Ticket Center, or the Stages box office, at 225-9539. Stages is located at 709 Franklin at Louisiana.
Bill Evans Dance Company. The Society for the Performing Arts will sponser the Bill Evans Dance Company on Dec. 14, 15, and 16 at St. John's Hoodwink Auditorium as a part of its American Dance Series. Seattle's resident professional modern dance company is an ensemble of ten featured dance soloists who formalized their artistic One Two Fingers Dorm Shirt association six years ago in Salt Lake City. Bill s 95 Evans' Dance Company, comprised of highly skilled Theatre Yours for 6 dancers and teachers, and one of the largest House of Blue Leaves. Critically acclaimed as the It'll cover you up. It'll keep you warm. Besides, it professional dance training centers in the country. Best Play of the 1970-1971 Broadway season by the says you have good taste when it comes to Tequila. December 14 is a lecture/demonstration; New York Drama Critics' Circle, the Alley's Arena Two Fingers. Order one up. . . the Tequila and the performances on Dec. 15 and 16, all at 8 p.m. Tickets production of Blue Leaves will be staged by Ivan Dorm Shirt. Just fill out the coupon below and send are available at the Houston Ticket Center at Jones Rider. Hilarious, poignant, frenetic and tragic. The along $6.95 for each shirt. The rest is up to you. Hall (227-ARTS), and at all Ticketron locations. House of Blue Leaves is the name of the sanitarium where Artie Shaughnessy, a keeper at the Central Send check or money order to Films Park Zoo, plans to send his wife. Bananas.Many Two Fingers Tequila Merchandise Offer complications arise along the way, however, P.O. Box 02609. Detroit. MI 48202 Silent Movie. Mel Brooks directs this silent including drunken nuns. Army deserters, the Pope, Please send me Dorm Shirt(s) 1 have enclosed extravaganza with Marty Feldman, Dom DeLuise, etc. This show will run on the Alley's Arena Stage $6 95 for each Dorm Shirt ordered Bernadette Peters, and Sid Caesar. Brooks, a through January 3. Tickets are now available from Specify women's size(s) U Small J Medium reformed alcoholic trying to make his comeback as a the Alley box office, 615 Texas Avenue, 228-8421. Li Large 1 Extra Large director, convinces Sid Caesar to finance a silent movie, if Brookscangetthe big name stars the movie Museums will need. How Brooks manages to do so provides Name the plot and the humor of the film. Four Festive Sundays. This is an annual holiday Open House, given by the artists at Archway Gallery. Dec. 6 will featuij hand-painted clothing by Address Sidelle; Dec. 13, the public can paint along, and Dec. 20 will feature pottery, fiber art, and painting City demonstrations. The Open House is from 1-5:30 p.m. each Sunday, and is open to the public. » » » State Zip
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The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 5 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Owls cook Frogs 78-60, sizzle against Harvard 67-52 by Donald Buckhoit in the game allowed for better "On our zone, I think everybody halftime edge. The Owl women's basketball defensive pressure. Rice held a 31- has more confidence to go for "We were aggressive on defense, team continued their strong start 25 halftime lead. steals," said Quails, who scored 18 and we forced turnovers," said to the 1981-82 season in action Rice poured it on in the second points to go with 12 rebounds. Tucker. The Owls relied almost over the past two weeks, extending half, and once again, the defense "Qur defense changed the tempo of totally on the scoring of last year's their record to 4-1. Rice defeated keyed the surge. The Owls scored the game," she added. top three scorers, Krieger, Quails, TCU 78-60 at Autry Court two th«* first eight points of the half, TCU could never get any closer and sophomore forward Pennie Saturdays ago, then traveled to and when forward Pat Krieger got than 11 points in the second half, Goff. They combined for all but six Cambridge, Massachusetts to play a short jumper three minutes into and Rice opened up the final of Rice's points, Quails heading in the Harvard Invitational tour- the period, Rice was up 43-27. margin with transition baskets the list with 25 points, followed by nament over Thanksgiving break. Krieger led Rice with 26 points and against a last-ditch TCU press. Goff with 22 and Krieger with 14. Rice captured second in the tour- also pulled down 13 rebounds. Barnard also had double figures Tucker was not necessarily nament, beating host Harvard 67- Kathy Barnard and Goya Quails for the Owls with 10 points. Rice happy to see such an imbalance in 52 Friday evening, then losing to were important defensive factors, has only beaten TCU once scoring. "Later on in the season, powerful Vanderbilt 91-54 in the trapping theTCU guards at the top previously, that win coming last we'll need other people to score. finals. of the zone and getting turnovers. year. Teams are going to double-team The Owls gained a small TCU finished with 33 turnovers With a 3-0 record, Rice made our scorers, and we'll need Goya Quails -M. Gfadu measure of revenge on the Horned while Rice had 18 steals, Barnard the longest road trip ever for the someone else to pick up the scoring Frogs of TCU in a fine defensive man defense," explained Rice leading the way with five. "When women's basketball program when slack," she commented. Still the performance before an enthusias- coach Linda Tucker. "We had no Goya (who is 5-10) puts a trap on a they took on Harvard in the Owls did go on to polish off the tic home crowd. TCU held an early momentum or intensity on 5-4 guard, it's intimidating," opening round of the tournament, Crimson in this game. lead in the game, as Rice opened in offense." While the Owls hit only observed Tucker, who also which included Vanderbilt and Barnard also thought the Owls a man-to-man defense. "We were 27.6 percent of their shots in the complimented Barnard for her Northwestern. Rice built their lead could have played better defense concentrating too much on our half, the switch to a 2-3 zone early hustle on both ends of the court. steadily in the game, taking a 33-25 see Vanderbilt, page 9 MEN S BASKETBALL Rice falls to Tulane 69-60 after 3-ring circus vs. TWC by Joseph Halcyon The circus featured Ricky Pierce Shaw with 11 points on three of charity stripe. All 13 Owls scored The most exciting moments Rice became the first men's bas- in the center ring with a game-high four shots and five of six from the in this lopsided contest. were provided by Pierce and ketball team in the Southwest 30 points, 11 rebounds and two in- Austin on their slam dunks, and Conference to lose a game; the your-face slam dunks. In ring two by Lindsay Stewart and Pete Owls fell to Tulane 69-60 Tuesday were the other four starters with 35 Olson coming off the bench for one ^ night in New Orleans, bringing the points, led by Kenny "the Stork" bucket each. Olson, the freshman • SWC record to 14-1. Rice just Austin with 13 points and 14 walk-on, proved he can play some could not get points in the stretch. rebounds and a twisting, behind- good ball by hitting his only shot the-back slam dunk a la Julius and giving the Ram defense the The Gentleman Owls opened the Erving. Ty Washington also same problems they were having 1981-82 regular basketball season chipped in 11 points in his starting with most of Rice's guards. by hosting a circus for the alleged role. The score could have been much 1015 fans on hand to view Rice's Ring three spotlighted the eight worse. After the Owls were 97-50 rout of the Texas Wesleyan men who came off the bench to obviously going to win, apparent Rams. Actually, the game was not provide the remaining 32 points, after ten minutes of play, Pierce as close as the score. led by the hot hand of Robert started passing up some of his open shots. Austin, whom the Rams could not stop on the boards, was b Aft tH IHtAIKtb HKUUU^IIUN ur defended best by his sore foot. Rookie head coach Tommy Suitts, whose debut was made sweet by H4CCETH the sweeping Owl victory, relieved his starters with 2:20 remaining in the first half and never put all five starters on the court at one time again. Furthermore, the Owls AUDITIONS continued the poor free throw shooting that has plagued the team IAMAIA IK. 14 /:< 4 SH in the past two years, making only 17 of their 29 charity shots. y Hil 1 I Al1 14 I Said Suitts, "1 thought we had 13 people who piayed well. Pete II I IISI US Olson played very well. Glen's 1 (Rieke) gained a little confidence." I 1 Al II I Alf P. ( ITS 4 4 4 1 Rieke chipped in six points on 4 I IS 14 All three of four shots off the bench. Suitts was most pleased with the Rice's Ridcy Pierce (25) makes yet another basket against TWC.—M. Gladu performance of Austin. "Kenny has really improved. He has improved as much as he needed to tq make us a successful team." 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The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 6 POWDERPUFF Jones for 4th title in a row by Genie Lutz touchdown, fostered by strong 80 yards downfield; once on the 20- Baker earned its fourth Jones blocking. Senior quarter- yard line, however. Paulsen threw consecutive powderpuff champ- back Bernadette Paulsen tried an four consecutive incompletions. ionship by eliminating formerly unsuccessful run to the left for the The game ended with Baker's title undefeated Jones in the title match conversion. secure, 13-6. on November 21. In a tough After the initial scoring, both Hanszen picked up a win at defensive struggle. Baker snagged teams stymied the other for nearly Lovett's expense on the same day. the title 13-6. On the same day, the rest of the game. Freshman Senior safety Ruth Strauss scored ' hapless Hanszen and winless safety Robin Brooks, however, did both of Hanszen's touchdowns in Lovett battled it out for the cellar make an interception late in the the first half when she ran in spots, Hanszen garnering its sole fourth quarter for Jones, replacing interceptions Cornerback Amy win of the season 12-0. injured junior Lisa Schulz. By the Barker also grabbed an Baker scored on their first third quarter, Jones' hard-hitting interception on a pass tipped by possession in the long game. defense was racking up the junior linebacker/safety Anne Junior quarterback Kathy penalties, though, to slow the game Hutton. Neither team's offense Burckhardt returned a punt for down even further. Baker ever broke for a long drive; Hans- forty yards to set up her defensive ends Tract Winn and zen finished ahead 12-0. touchdown pass to senior running sophomore Marilyn Bailey did Nevertheless, the game was back Kim Hughes. Burckhardt their fair share of holding Jones' evenly matched and more i then threw a short post over the offense back throughout the game. importantly, without injury. middle to freshman tight end Late in the fourth quarter, Lovett suffered as usual from lack Linda Anderson for the winning Burckhardt completed another of depth, with key players transfer extra point. pass to Anderson, by the far Andrea Webb and junior Jenny Approximately two minutes boundary of the end zone, for Geran missing. Defensive end later, Jones junior running back Baker's final score. Jones unveiled Carleen Tindell substituted for Ellen May broke a tackle on a a wishbone formation in a last- injured Lovett center Ellen sweep right to run 75 yards for the ditch attempt which sent the team Ossenfort. INTRAMURALS Lovett slips by SRC 7-6, takes title by David Chilton championship game on Nov. 23. held tough when it counted. The college football season drew Both teams completed their Leading the champion team's to a close last week when Lovett scoring in the first half. SRC won defense was Ed Brittingham with taker's Cindy Winkler stops Jones running back Ellen May cold.—M. Gladu captured the crown with a 7-6 their six on a pass from an interception Rick Gerlach victory over Sid Richardson in the quarterback Tom Farris to Roger picked off a pass for SRC. Quintero. Lovett retaliated when quarterback Jay Hebert spotted Lovett climbed to the cham- Steve Sheffield for a touchdown. pionship with victories over Baker. IS YOUR FUTURE WORTH $15? Hebert then threw to DougOdom 28-14. and Wiess. 27-12. SRC for the winning PAT. worked their way to the final by JUNIORS AND SENIORS — This is PLUS . . . Fven though SRC held the lead defeating .1 o n e s 2 X -1 3 and one seminar you can't afford to miss! Discover • Representatives from local and national in penetrations and consistently Hanszen 40-13. 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Houston capitalized on In a reversal of last year's finish, the break to score their final the Rice football season ended touchdown on a 12-yard dash by *with a whimper instead of a bang, reserve fi'r. ick Ernie Wesley. as the revenge-minded University T ht- en* ing Rice drive was led of Houston Cougars demolished by reserve quarterback Phillip the Owls 40-3 at Rice Stadium iast Money, and be brought Rice Saturday. The O vars were across midfield for the second clearly out to ma!; p for last time. A golden opportunity for an year's 35-7 whippin. the hands Owl touchdown came on first-and- of Rice. Rice coach rtay Alborn 10 from the Houston 41, when acknowledged Houston's Vince Courville got behind superiority on this day, stating, Houston's Butch LaCroix on a "We just got a good tail-kicking. post pattern. The pass from They were a pretty darn good Money bounced off Courville's team. The don't have as many shoulder pads as he crossed the talented, big-name players as in goal line. other years, but they're playing awfully hard and aggressive." Probably a key in the game was The first half was nothing short the lack of turnovers by UH. of a disaster for the Owls, as Fumbles had hurt the Cougars all Houston ran up a 33-3 halftime season, but they only lost one lead. Rice's lone score and their fumble against Rice, and that was only crossing of midfield in the half in the fourth quarter, thus came about thanks to a 39-yard meaningless. The final statistics pass interference penalty with five showed the Cougars with 23 first We* quarterback Michoel Calhoun (3) h«ods wide on a tint-pots*tston boon*g ago inn un. -M. Giodu seconds left in the half, which downs and 442 yards, while the moved the ball to the Houston 30. Owls scraped together nine first Joel Baxter came in to score Rice's downs and 128 total yards. VOLLEYBALL only points on a 47-yard field goal as time ran out in the half. It was With the loss. Rice finished the his longest kick of the season. season 4-7, and the Owls were 3-5 Owls close season in pool play Rice quarterback Michael in the SWC, tying Baylor for sixth by Joseph Halcyon Owls from the tournament. Rice is also ranked in the top ten Calhoun, who was tied for the place. As coach Alborn pointed Rice ended the 1981 season with finished the season with an nationally. SWC single season record for out several times during the losses in pool play to Sam H ouston impressive 29-26 record. "It was a good pool, those were touchdown passes coming into the season, many prognosticators State and Texas Lutheran College Texas Lutheran went on to win tough teams," explained assistant game, did not complete a single figured the Owls wouldn't win a in the SWAIAW Championship the tournament and is currently coach Debbie Sokol. "It's pass during the game, and four of game this year, so the 1981 season Tournament in Nacogdoches two ranked first in the nation in unfortunate that we were in that his nine attempts were intercepted was not a truly disappointing one weeks ago. Division II AIAW. Sam Houston pool. It was a little too much for us, by the surprising Houston for Rice. Obviously, the bowl Rice lost the first match of the finished second in the tournev and secondary, expected to be a weak hopes at the beginning of the tournament to SHS, 15-8, 15-9, link with neither first-string season were rather farfetched, but then beat tournament host cornerback starting the game. there is room for optimism for next Stephen F. Austin 15-2, 11-15, 15- Reserve James Brown came up year, considering the youth of this 10. TLC then beat Rice 15-9, 16-14 with two interceptions, though, year's team. to win the pool and eliminate the and Houston picked off a total of six on the day. Houston scored with ease LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS during the first 30 minutes, as Why not take the opportunity to study in London? . Cougar quarterback Lionel Wilson threw scoring passes of 16 A wide range of subjects and courses is available in Central London for students of the social sciences. yeards to Lonell Phea and 67 yards to David Roberson. Houston also ) Junior year Postgraduate Diplomas added touchdowns of one and four One-year Master's degrees Research yards by fullback Allen Polk, and Mike Clendenen field goals from Subjects include Accounting and Finance, Actuarial Science, Anthro- 42 and 23 yards. Houston built up pology, Business Studies, Econometrics, Economics, Economic History, Geography, Government, Industrial Relations, International History., their insurmountable lead while International Relations, Law, Management Science, Operational Re- gaining 264 yards of total offense search, Philosophy, Politics, Population Studies, Social Administration, in the half and holding the Owls to Social Work, Sociology, Social Psychology and Statistical and Mathema- KINKO'S 76 yards. tical Sciences. 2368 Rice Blvd Rice players were naturally Application blanks from: Admissions Directorate, L.S.E., Houghton Street 521-9465 discouraged over the gloomy London WC2A 2AE, England ending to their season, but like Please state whether junior year or postgraduate. their coach, they had no illusions about the Cougar domination. "They just beat us," said defensive tackle Clenzie Pierson. "We couldn't stop them. 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From there, vou can arma- he careful not to sit on what appears flight controllers' work stoppage. 3311 R lond, Suite 200 The Proud Bird a i-3197 CONTINENTAL AIRLINES# The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 8 WOMtK S BASKETBALL Vanderbilt commands Rice's attention with 91-54 win continued from page 6 height advantage to cruise past the people had bad nights, we kept The Owls will see action this round robin tournament. Rice will against Harvard, but she also Owls. "Vanderbilt was very strong, hustling." weekend at the Sam Houston Sate play its final game before breaking commented, "We were in better with a lot more height than us." tournament at Huntsville. They for finals and Christmas next shape than them. We were able to said Tucker. "Their inside game Vanderbilt held a 48-27 lead at will play Blinn Junior College and Monday. The Owls will take on a get more fast breaks." Tucker was awesome. They totally shut off the half. Their reserves weren't Tarleton state today, meeting very tough Southwestern added, "We did a good job of our inside game." much shorter or worse than the Wharton Junior College and host Louisiana team at 5 p.m. at Autry getting the ball inside. Goya was regulars, as they built up the final Sam Houston on Saturday in the Court strong inside, and Pennie was Rice shot an atrocious 26 37-point margin. Goff led Rice shooting well from outside." percent in the first half, improving with 17 points. "I did better on my With the win over Harvard, Rice slightly in the second half to pull outside shot," she said. "My first advanced to the finals Saturday the game percentage to 29.5. "We four shots were air balls, but she against an extremely talented didn't play our best against (Tucker) said to keep shooting." "€ Vanderbilt team, a tough enough Vanderbilt," said Barnard. "We Krieger added I I points for Rice, foe' against its fellow Division I played better than that in our first while Goff and center Katy Osten HfllRCRflFT schools. Against Division II Rice, game of the season." The junior led Rice rebounders with 13 and the Commodores used their big guard did add that even though 11, respectively. 2110 Lexington 2011 So.Shepard VOLLEYBALL Houston, TX Houston, TX Sokol's role, team may strengthen 526-5472 528-2260 continued from page 7 the squad next fall and eight of involved, it could be a valuable with our lack of experience." those will participate on a US move for both programs. Though Angelo State and Southwest Volleyball Associationoteam this none of the parties involved have Texas State came out on top of the spring at Rice. The team's weight commented on the possibility of Student Discount other pool, SWTSU "upsetting" program will be continued through such a change, it will likely be Arkansas State, the tournament's May, but in the past it has stopped considered by the Athletic third seed behind Angelo. SWTSU the day the season ended. The team Department. 10% off Any Service finished the Texas AIAW will return experienced players Championships with a sixth with good skills, and Sokol hopes Sokol will also participate in the With Student ID ranking and did not expect an to recruit a pair of tall middle USBVA teams that will be invitation to the regional tourney. blockers. comprised of players from Rice, Exclusively Redken-RK Studio When pools were drawn for the It might also help the team to former college players living in the unseeded teams, the fourth-place compete against other Division II Houston area, former college Owls were unfortunate in drawing schools outside Texas, but in this players living in Longview, and MasterCard and Visa Accepted the tougher pool. region, should Rice reamin in the possibly an area high school The first match was the most AIAW. Arkansas State was seeded player. decisive for the Owls. Everyone for the regional tournament expected TLC to win the because they had a good record. tournament, and SHS and Rice Had Rice been seeded the Owls both knew that the winner of their would have finished in the top four MORE THAN 600 match would probably place of the regional tournament, ADULT second and win a national because Arkansas and Oklahoma SCIENCE FICTION tournament berth. Panhandle were two of the worst ADVENTURE "We never let down on those two teams. If the Owls had had a l\ FANTASY AND matches, " senior co-captain Kris chance to play Arkansas State or || WAR GAMES Annexstad said of the crucial one of Arkansas State's opponents contests with SHS and TLC. and beaten Them, the Owls probably would have been seeded NAN'S Annexstad is the only senior on OUR NEW LOCATION: this squad. She came to Rice at the for the regional tournament. same time as head coach Linda Another change that could take 118 BRIARGROVE CENTER Tucker, and has shared the same place within the volleyball 6100 WESTHEIMER ordeals over that time. Annexstad program is its division from the OPEN 11 A.M. to 9 P.M. MON -SAT. noted, "I'm sad (to be leaving) basketball program, which would GAME i because I pan tell the team is going include a promotion for Sokol to to do great things. The program is head volleyball coach. Tucker going to be great." could then concentrate solely on Indeed, there is plenty of reason basketball. Based on the to expect Rice to continue to backgrounds and expertise of the improve. Ten players will return to two coaches, as well as the work ENGINEERS ATTENTION D & D PLAYERS AND DUNGEON MASTERS! 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(6100 Weatheimerj ACCESSORIES If you have interviewed with a Gulf 783-405; Recruiter or have sent us a resume, thank GAMES FOR you very much. It you have not. please send your resume and transcript to THE DEDICATED HOBBYIST dfjy7 J. R. Ligon, Jr. AS WELL Vs1 GULF OIL EXPLORATION & PRODUCTION COMPANY AS GAMES P.O. Box 1166 FOR THE ENTIRE Pittsburgh. PA 15230 FAMILY. An Equnl Opportunity Emptover M F « 1.tnl.i>.\ ,iiill -u i ti "ii". t' The R ice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 9 IN THE COLLEGES you can help, contact Roger Ford SID RICHARDSON commons. There will be tree Thursday, December 10, and as soon as possible. decorating, a cookie baking Monday, December 14 at 10 p.m. RPC Teams are now forming for contest, eggnog, and caroling. Roger Ford We need exam monitors for Sharon Hecox spring hockey in the siddome, Come one — come all, but if you're Saturday, December 12 from 2-5 The Sid Richardson college contact Peter Subtlemy or Dirk under 19 don't drink the eggnog. p.m. and Sunday, December 13,9- Buy your Shake Russell/Dana hotline number is 527-4046, call 8 Baumann for rink details. Also, 12 a.m. and 2-5 p.m. Sign up on the Cooper band tickets now. The for an updated recording of the sign up for the SRC pool WILL RICE college office doors. performance is Friday, December information in this column. A tournament with Tripp Marable. "Steve Kaplan needs volunteers 4 at 8 p.m. in Hamman Hall. John special thanks to Anuraag Singhal Alison Bober to work the RiceTelefund Sunday, Vandiver will also perform. RPC for his fine job with the hotline this HANSZEN ^?he annual dead-week study December 20, and Saturday, college representatives and the SA semester. Martin Zacarias break Christmas party sing-a-long December 26. Sign up lists are office are selling tickets for $4 to The sign-up for self-scheduled is Tuesday, December 8, at 8:30 posted around the college. The Rice students and $7 to the general exam monitors is continuing; SRC The Hanszen College Christmas p.m. in the commons. Associates next meeting of the Will Rice public. has been scheduled for the last two party will be this Sunday, and Will Rice members are invited. College Diet be Wednesday, days of the final exam period, [f The movie Airplane will be December 6, at 6 p.m in the There will be study breaks January 13, in the music room. shown on Saturday, December 5 in the Chemistry Lecture hall at 7,9, and 11 p.m. for $1. Film polls are also being taken to decide on features for next semester. Please turn these in to your rep. or to the RPC office on the second floor of the RMC. sdHUflin "LOVETT Bren^Wilkey Bring your cookies down to the fabulous Lovett Christmas party x'vni v. roum at 9 p.m., Sunday, December6, in tev l,jii Lovett commons. Off-campus m.:: . ..m> elves should plan to attend because it is rumored that Santa himself will be there to taste cookies. Off campus reindeer may be parked in P-lot. After break, plan on getting involved with Lovett Theatre. Call director Hal Kohlman at 526-6852 or co-producers Shane Phelps at 526-6852 and Brent Wilkey at 526- 9925 for details. GSA & Steve Wilkinson The Department of Advanced Studies and Research and the Graduate Student Association are Seven M Croum sponsoring a wine and cheese party followed by a dance at the RMC on Sunday, December 13. Attire is AMERICAN WHISKEY semi-formal but please, no T-shirts A BLEND and jeans. Because this is GSA's official Christmas party, please •"n*x>/X, /la-X, bring your favorite Christmas candy, cookies, or any other munchies to be served' during the ® # dance. Admission is one dollar per ""fin IB07T1 SO UNOfR U S COVEBHMfW SUPl*'®011 person. . 8VJ0SSPHE SEAGBAM 1 SOUS '"0 «IUY M0 so SU FRANCISCO.CA .1»IAl!n"1 WIESS Brett Phillips Friday night is college night, starting with cocktails at 6 p.m. in the lounge. Dinner is at 7 p.m. in the commons. Wiess films presents Silent 3, 7 & 7 VB. And ^"Xy^moderition. Movie Sunday, December 6, at 7, , x dting taste of Seagrams Enjoy our q 9, and 11 p.m. in the Chemistry l ,7 .,rQ with the txcin' b Uofipr Witn / Lecture Hall for 75c. r y Dr. Randall Gardell will discuss Rock 'n roll ^di c0_in fact, everything exciting new techniques for md jazz, and disco performing tonsillectomies Friday roll stirs mth in the PDR. THE MEDICAL CENTER SECRETARIAT Term papers Theses Dissertations Word Processing Statistical Typing Secretarial Services Notary Ollice Space Seapram's N'ikki Pm a (713) 790-0947 Fannin Holcomb Building 6900 Fannin. Suite 103 Houston. Texas 77030 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO NYC AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 PROOF The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 10 the ronco $9.99 misclass™ it informs, bores, berates, obfuscates and propounds! Are you going to be in Houston To Susan H: consequences? Science is the art of "Once you finish with this Comp 316 propositions: over Christmas break? If you are Please tell your boyfriend Mark limiting horizons, and there's so masochism ... it makes you feel PI: I took the test in 15 minutes. and you want to earn some extra to refrain from pissing out of your much it does not see. warm all over." — 10/13/81, P2: I gave it to my dog and he Christmas shopping money, we window in the middle of the night, ••• A.J. Chapman, Mech 591 took it in 20 minutes. need a sitter for 2 school age every night. We are tired of having "I'm premed. Don't talk to me P3: I'll have them graded by children for a few nights. Free to endure the embarrassing stains about honesty." — Flora's son, "Please keep coming — it is Friday. room available if needed. Call and smell. The least you can do is 10/14/81 important that you come." C: 4M DPS'lies through his teeth. Mrs. Sally Wadstrom at 523-0666 escort him down so he can piss in a — Billy on sex, 11/9/81 To "Wonder Warthog" SHOW THAT THE CONCLUSION or Madeline Lee at 521-2850. toilet like eveiy other man at FOLLOWS FROM THE THREF 1 ROP- Brown. This is an abuse of I wish to point out how absurd "If y'all aren't nice, I'll rub my legs your posturings are as regards OSITIONS. Found: One large black long-hair presidential privileges and an together and make funny noises . . »»» cat with white paws. Please take it infringement on the rights of your Christian religion. Your infor- *•*- LD, 10/3/81 Have a nice day. off our hands, because Brando is constituents. mation is at best superficial and not amused. Call 666-8375. Ask third-hand. I fail to see what — Exterminate the Pisser Society for Macheath. *** biblical Israel, ruled for most of its «»» EE's do it with imaginary parts. history by a monarchy, has to do Lost: Red spiral notebook with with an uprising of the proletariat. Phys 101 lecture notes. If found, "Coming back to Rice really brines While Jesus is a revolutionary Dave's Coin-Op Washateria please leave in R. Nghiem's box, out the beast in me." figure, you are mistaken to Jones North. Thanks. — Homecoming Reception, associate his message with next to Butera's *** 10/24, 10:50 a.m. anarchy. Christian faith is rule by 1915 Bissonnet I want one or two riders to Chicago •** the Holy Spirit, and is more tightly Milwaukee area over break. I will If I throw an apple against a wall, woven and far-reaching than you 528-992* leave about Dec. 12 and return for will mathematics describe the can imagine. As for your opinion classes. Willing to share gas, event? It can explain vector and on values, I'm afraid I can't help Personalized service for your laundry and dry cleaning driving (manual) and expenses. velocity, dimensions and deceler- you. I cannot accept the idea that Dave's will wash, dry, and fold your clothes. Call Jon at 526-5721. ation, but what about the sound of truth and good can be one thing for *** Hoari 7-10:30 it's impact and the sweet smell"1 Is there anyone in Okahoma City me, and something entirely Can I quantify the emotions th :! who is planning to return to Rice different for another person. inspired the act? Or its ultima on Jan. 5? I need riders or just another car to be on the road with me. Before Dec. 14 call 666-8648 (Houston) after Dec. 14 call 721-2367 (Okla City). Ask for Missy. *»* Roommate wanted: Female to share two bedroom, two full bath, large apt. near Rice. $250 per month, util. paid. Mostly furn- ished. Non-smoker desired. Call Pam Morris, 527-4929 before 5 p.m. or 668-2699 after 6 p.m. * * » Ride wanted to Rhode Island, but I'll accept to NY, Conn, or Mass Willing to share driving and expenses. Also have a "Fuz? Buster" radar detector. So call 669-8994 anytime. (Try early mornings or late evenings.) *** For sale: 10-speed Peugeot unisex model bicycle, excellent condition S160. 526-5726. « » * '69 Mustang Coupe. Red, black vinyl top. Stock except for headers and' turbo mufflers. SI 500 John Knapick 464-3109. "» » * Ovation classical guitar for sale. Cedar top. gold tuning keys, heavy padded bag. Like new. S300. 529-1754. »** Riders needed. St. Louis to Houston leaving Jan. 4. One-day trip in a custom-built cross- country auto. Will pick up anvwhere in St. Louis. Call Mike Drews at 483-4326 or 482-9103 (nights only). (I am hard to get keep trying. If you get my co- workers or landlord, leave your name and number and I will get If you think "high bias" is back to you.) **• Need a ride to Intercontinental Airport on Dec. 11 for a 2:10 p.m. discrimination against tall people, flight. Will pay $15 for gas and share a bottle of champagne. Call Kathy, 667-0289. *** you're not ready for New Memorex. Need Riders: Christmas break, date flexible. San Fransisco, San High bias tape is specially formu- shimmer with startling crispness. reproduction. Or we'll replace it. Free. Diego, Los Angeles, vicinity. lated to deliver remarkably improved Even quiet passages sound So trust your next recording to new About $35-45, 34 hours. Call sound reproduction, particularly in clearer. Because new Memorex Memorex. In HIGH BIAS II, normal 797-1637 or 762-8643 and ask for the higher frequencies. HIGH BIAS II has 4 to 5dB lower bias MRX I or METAL IV. Clyde. And no high bias tape does that noise. Which means dramatically As a discriminating tape user, *** you'll have a high opinion of the To Whoever: better than totally new Memorex reduced tape hiss. If you walked out of Valhalla HIGH BIAS II. And thanks to Permapass,™ our results. Monday night around midnight We've developed a unique new extraordinary new binding process A highly biased opinion, with a Business Law book that was formulation of superfine ferrite crys- the music you put on the tape stays that is. not yours, please return it to the tal oxide particles. And while that's a on the tape. Play after play. shelf you took it from or return it mouthful to say, it delivers an earfui even after 1,000 plays to room 604, Sid Rich. No of results. In fact, new questions asked. Thanks. *** Singers ring out more clearly. Memorex.will always Wanted — Roommate (male or Snare drums snap and cymbals deliver true sound female) to share two story, three bedroom home in Montrose. Fireplace, washer/dryer, dish- washer, maid. Your share $ 150 per r Ready? Get a Memorex month plus one-third bills. Call 529-6747 and leave message. | HUGH BIAS II Cassette for *** Have a coustomer complaint? Send us this coupon with $1.00 check or money order payable to Need information? Call TexPIRG i "Memorex," and we'll send you a HIGH BIAS IIC-90 (sugg retail price 24 hours at 527-4Q29. $5.99). Mail to: MEMOREX, P.O. Box 2899, Reidsville. NC 27322 *** Note: HIGH BIAS II tapes are designed for exclusive use on recorders with a To Juju — Type II (CrOj) setting. We never had an orgy. What the ^ hell are you talking about? Name. .Usual tape brand. — Fred and Bea NOW MORE THAN EVER T •»* Street. WE ASK: IS IT LIVE, OR IS IT — For sale: Double bed. Serta -Zip. City .State. mattress and Basset headboard, LIMIT ONt PtR PERSON Otter void where prutnfjite'l Mxcd or restricted Allow 4 to 6 weeks tor delivery Tins • MEMOREX walnut finish. $75. Call Barbara i oupon mdy not bp mprharm .illy reproduced .Hid must an.ompiiny your request Expires M,irr h ! 198? x4996 or 2713. *** c 1981. Memorex Corporation. Santa Clara. California 9505? USA To Corky: Hope to share it with you soon. The Rice Thresher* December 4, 1981, page 11 * r l s > • ' »V* sAW nil i red-nosed notes and notices; the Friday, December fourth Student help needed in various The Black Students' Union will Auditions are open to everyone! h|aa Last day of classes. areas of Library. Flexible hours, have a general meeting on Dec. 7 at Jan. 13, 14 and 7 p.m. in SH 301. I luC Afternoon. Hanrunan Hall Lawn. RPC TG. Free. minimum wage to start. For 7 p.m. in SH 307. All interested Refreshments. 8. Hamman Hall. Shake Russell/ Dana Cooper further details call 527-4022, ask persons are urged to attend. 'people's Band. S4. for Ruth. • ** Hillel Study Breaks — Donutsand 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Childhood of Maxim *** The Oxfam Meal Skip Plan goes refreshments. Dec. 7 in Will Rice .calendar Gorki. $2. Programming contest — Tau Beta into effect Jan. 13,1982. This is the PDR, Dec. 8 in Hanszen PDR. 9- 7:30 and 10. Media Center. A Sense of Loss. $2. Pi, the engineering honor society, first Tuesday of next semester. All 11 p.m. both nights. River Oaks. The Projectionists (7:30 and 9:15). is sponsoring a programming people who wish to join or subtract **» Saturday, December fifth contest on Saturday, Jan. 9.19829 their name should contact their Auditions: Zoot Friends needs 1 1:30 and 3:30. Media Center. Lady and the Tramp. $1. a.m. - 1 p.m. at ICSA. Teams of college's Oxfam rep. Any ques- female singer and piano accompa- 7, 9 and 11. Chem Lec. Airplane. 75c. four will solve problems using tions call Thad Pugh at 520-7752. nist for The Christmas Show. Call 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Christmas in July. $2. Fortran 66. Winners will be *** James Bergeron 790-4642 (day) or 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Three Surrealist films. S2. eligible for selection to represent Read it lately? (It's good!) What? 523-2948 (night)to schedule audi- River Oaks. The Projectionists (4, 5:45, 7:30 and 9:45). Rice at the regional contest Jan. What? The tragedy! Tragedy?! tion. Call immediately show is Sunday, December sixth 16. Interested persons should sign Yes, Baker Theatre's Macbeth. Dec. 14. 7, 9 and 11. Chem Lec. Silent Movie. 75c. up before Dec. 16 in room 32 at 7:30. Media Center. It's a Wonderful Life. $2 ICSA or A I.. 202 No entry fee. «iirm dreaming of $5 paid ads River Oaks. The Magic Flute (7) and Don Giovanni (3:45 and 9:30). Contact Jennifer Young (526526- Ed. Center needs permanent/ part paid, 5 min. from campus. Call Monday, December seventh and Tuesday, December eighth 5705) or Andrew Gurbaxani (526- time employees 1-7 p.m. Monday Catherine 665-5328. River Oaks. The Adventures of Picasso (7:30 and 9:30). 8818) for further info. thru Thursday. No typing, Interview! For a national Coca- Wednesday, December ninth 988-4700. Cola television commercial. We First day of final examinations. KTRU-FM is looking for respon- Real Estate Opportunity! Owner will be interviewing guys and gals River Oaks. Naked Came the Stranger (7:30) and Bel Ami (9:15). sible Rice-types to beef up its news, will finance this neat 2-1-1 with college age (17-22), including Thursday, December tenth engineering, and music reviewing sun room near Rice Stadium. football players, cheerleaders (in River Oaks. To Be or Not To Be (7:10) and The Producers (9:30). departments. We need people to Great for home or business. Priced uniform), men (30-45), boys (II- Friday, December eleventh report on events within and to sell at $115,000. Call for details. 12) and girls and boys (3-4). 8. Museum of Fine Arts. My Apprenticeship . $2. without Rice, to maintain our Century 21 — Solid Gold. Teachers and Coaches please River Oaks. To Have and Have Not (7:30) and The Big Sleep (9:30). diverse electronic equipment, and 683-8624. Evenings 820-0565. come! Bring your kids if right age. Saturday, December twelfth to decide whether new records are Loretta. We are interviewing at Rice in the worthwhile. Be a part of the best 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Lady Eve. $2. Help wanted at local print shop. R Room, South Stadium, starting River Oaks. Yellow Submarine (2:45 and 7:15) and The Lord of the Rings (4:30 station in town. To start in Jan. Friday, Dec. 4. Casting hours start and 9). Relaxed working conditions. No 1982, call 527-4088. experience necessary. Call Robert daily from 10 a.m. -1 p.m. and 2:30 *** - 5:30 p.m. Commercial will be Sunday, December thirteenth or Peter at 521-9465 or apply at River Oaks. Laurel and Hardy shorts (3:30 and 7:30) Holiday Festivities!! The Rice filmed on campus. Gay/Lesbian Support Group wii! Kinko's Graphics, 2368 Rice Blvd. Monday, D ec ember f ourteenth be convening for yet another Translators — Czech, Russian, Part-time receptionist/secretary 8:30. Munchies. 2349 Bissonet. The Christmas Show. Admission: 1 canned Japanese, Chinese and Hungarian. for office with two clinical good. celebration of the seasons. For River Oaks. Unmoral Tales (7:30) and Stay As You Are (9:15). •ffiore info about the Christmas We need technical translators with psychologists. Hours flexible. party on Dec. 5 at 8 p.m. contact strong science backgrounds. $5/hour. Near campus. 526-8582. Tuesday, December fifteenth Rick at 529-3161 or Annise at 524- Especially telecommunications Electronic Technician — Part- or River Oaks. Spellbound (7:15) and Strangers on a Tram (9:30) 524-2788. engineers, EE's, pharmacology. full-time, flexible hours working Wednesday, December sixteenth * * * Work own hours at office or home. for Houston's leading stereo/video Last day of finals. Bye. IEEE — Christm as, Lnd of Reply to: Translators, Box 7552, retailer. Home Entertainment, Inc. River Oaks. Topper (7:30) and Here Comes Mr Jordan (9:30). Semester Party on Friday, Dec. 4 Austin, TX 78712. Austin Good pay and benefits. Call for at 3 p.m. Live entertainment residency not required. appointment. 524-1956. Wednesday, January sixth featuring Howie Johnson's band. 7, 9 and 11. Wiess Commons What's hp Doc' Free. Japanese translators with strong Part-time Service Assistant for River Oaks. My Brilliant Career (7 30) and The Gelling of Wisdom (9:30). Free beer, cokes, munchies. All EE faculty, students and F.ngi.. 241 science background needed. Reply vending route needed. Tuesday Thursday, January seventh students welcome. to: Translators, Box 7552, Austin, and Thursday. Starting salary $4 First day of classes. ** * TX 78712. per hour. 668-8554. Prefer non- smoker. River Oaks My Brilliant Career (7:30! and The Getting of Wisdom (9:30). The deadline to buy organization Carpets — Used carpets for dorm pages in the 1982 Campanile is rooms. Priced S15 a room size and Oil and Gas Clipper Publisher lectures, talks, seminars, coUoquia Dec. 16. If you wish to purchase up. No,checks. 926-9026. needs qualified graduate student to pages and have not received a "A Literary T our of i reland "George Williams. Professor F. merit us of English, Money Saver — National Room- review oil and gas industry- Rice. Heights Public Library, 1302 Heights. Dec. 5 at 2:30 p.m. contract, please call Elaine in the publications. Part-time $S$ and a SA office at 527-4079 and leave a mate Systems. Houston's largest "Paradigm Transition in Cosmica! Plasma Physics " Dr. Hammes Alfven, computerized roommate locators by-line in our industry publication. Nohel Laureate, Royal Inst, of Tech., Stockholm, Sweden, and Univ. of message for Robin. service. We insure a protective Call Producers & Investors, Calif., San Diego Three parts: "Magnetospheric Research as the Basis of the *»•* 224-0963. New Paradigm "(Dec. 7),""The'SmallCrcation.' "(Dec 8) and "Cosmology, screening, we offer a compatible the 'Big Creation ' " (Dec. 9). All in SS 106. Ail at 10 a m. feliz misciass shaie the cost program, to cut your Mother attending night school " I'he Kinematics of Supernova Romnants in the Galaxy and Large Magellanic Psst . .Didja hear the asparagus bills in half Ask forRocio. Phone Jan. - May !982 desires child care Cloud."(PhD. oral enam.)Teter O Shuil, lr . candidate. SS 209 Dec 11 at 10 a.m. joke9 266-1438. for 3'/; year old boy in W.U. home * * * Roommate wanted — Female, Monday and Wednesday evenings day misciass i«s Norman needs a home. Cutlass non-smoking Rice student looking 6-9 p.m Own transportation To whom it may concern: If you Remember that quote a couple of needs work. Best offer 520-9955 for same to share 2 bd 2 bath apt necessary. Please call 667-5898 were at the Texas Association of months ago about poor people Joe P. spring semester $250/month, util evenings. German Students (TAGS) eating glass? Well, since, none of * * * pur:- --— - convention in 1979. and were at the you illiterates outihere knew who Help!! . Returning Swarthrnore awards ceremony, and you said-it, I've decided to give you a exchange student seeks good remember the announcer who hint. The same person who said home. Likes quiet, prefers furn- hissed every girl who got an award, that poor people are nice also said: ished, doesn't like to walk more and if you remember the guy in the "Men can live without affection than a mile from campus (no car); FREE biack suit and sunglasses who gave but not without sex. Women have around $180 tops. Call Pam at 215- him a hiss when he went up to get to have affection and can do 436-4563 after I I p.m. and leave PREGNANCY TESTS his award, this is to serve notice without sex." name and number. • Immediate Appointments that 1 am that guy in the black suit. *•* »»»— WHO SAID IT? Wanted: 1 or 2 roommates for • Confidential Counseling Wonder Warthog® • Birth Control Information *»» 'Teddy Bear and Knowing great 3 bdr house in W. University Suitrtnate: area for next semester. Phone Don • Termination of Pregnancy Heard on 3rd floor Fondren: at 660-6934 evenings. "I get paid 15c an inch . . I have found that fuzzy animals *•* Moments later: of this type are more receptive to Found: Yellow Bausch and Lomb "... 1 haven't typed a thing in charm than they are competent at hard contact lens case in Hamman using it. If the aforementioned three weeks." *** — P.W., 10/6 Hall men's bathroom. No lenses beastie disagrees, I challenge him are in it, but I imagine you want it Sorry Mark, to prove it. — Gleep back. Call 526-3132 and describe. West Loop Clinic We nominated you for *•* *** » Homecoming Queen(r), but there Overheard in Willy's: Lost: A brown leather jacket in was a prohibition against guys(a). "I like it when it's fast and easy."* Willy's Pub. Reward for return. Love, (CK)2 — Barry, Jones Phone x3568 during day or »»* 622-2170 1: Why do Rice women remind 871-0675 evenings. "You know, 1 feel sorry for me of a Beatle's song? outhouses . . ." LD, 10/3/81 I am driving to St Louis on Dec. *** 2: Because "It's getting better all 22 (approx) and 1 need riders to 2909 WEST LOOP SOUTH At approximately 8:30 p.m. a the ti-i-ime?" share gas expenses and driving. HOUSTON, TEXAS 77027 strange white male, 5' 8", 165 lbs, 3: Because you're "fixing a hole Call Randy at 947-9948. 30 yrs, entered the room at 242 where the rain gets in?" Baker College, Rice University. 1: No. Because "It's been a hard Right on. Dr. Reiff! The residents were at once day's night, and I've been working Dear Aunt Blabbie SPAIN '81 - RICE UNIVERSITY suspicious, but also felt free from like a dog." *** We know who you are. We harm. After a mere ten minutes the I: Funny thing happened to me know what you are. We know what stranger had them bound, gagged, on the way to the abortion clinic. you did and what you do and what Summer Program in subdued, and robbed. He left them 2: What? you think is funny. And we're sick after ransacking the room and 1: I was bom. of it!! CAMM HISPANIC STUDIES shitting in the closets. 2: Oh. (Coalition Against M.M.) •** Live ond study in Seville and Madrid for six weeks. "He always said that if anything Lovett: It's not generally consider- Hello my friend hello. Intensive beginning Spanish, advanced conversa- popped up down here, he would ed good form to leave your women Just called to say hello, jump on it." — by Juice, about (e.g. Tracy E.) behind when you I know it's late bui I tion, avilization and literature courses, and graduate DP, 10/18/81 jack another college. — SRC couldn't wait, hello. courses, all taught by Rice professors. Open for credit *** ' *** R. Scott Heard in a crowd of five at the top "I can't hold it and screw at the Call collect to acknowledge: (314) to College and qualified high-shool students, or on a of Brown: same time ..." — D.C., 875-2982. non-credit basis to interested adults. "Gee whiz, golly jeepers. I feel Baker 234, 10/18/81 *** loved." *** To: Miss Poet For more information write or call Ms. Sandra Ten minute later. Need 2 riders to Chicago- Seasons may come/ Seasons may Congrion Dept. of Spanish, Rice University, Houston, "Hey! It's pink and it moves." Wisconsin for Christmas. Leave go Everything withers in due Texas 77001. Phone: (713) 527-4660. If you need Ten minutes later Dec. 10 (negotiable). Manual shift. course you know But there is one "I didn't know there were two of Call Lauren anytime at 665-8010 thing Still blooms fresh as the any more information on availdfele partial them!" or leave messag*»e *in the Art Dept. due That is the love and scholarships write or call Dr. Maria Teresa Leal of the — Courtesy of Gleep and affection I still have for you. some deportment. Ubiquitous Unicorn Dial Miss Classified at 224-6868. Abandoned Soul The Rice Thresher, December 4, 1981, page 12