Festivities celebrate dedication of renovated Anderson Hall by Patty Cleary According to Dean O. Jack wanted someone who was well- familiarity with Rice, and who had throughout" is a high achievment. Dedication ceremonies for the Mitchell, the architect was chosen known nationally and inter- demonstrated in other buildings an "One of the major successes of the redesigned Anderson Hall will he on the basis of three criteria: "We nationally, who had some ability to create a design that building for me is that when you held Sunday, September 27 at would blend in where a walk around the outside, you're 4 p.m. in the School of predominate style already not really aware of what is old and Architecture's new Smith Garden. existed." Mitchell feels that what is new and this impression is Following the ceremonies, a Stirling accomplished this goal of sustained inside." champagne reception with music integration, "The building fits in The afternoon function will provided by the Shepherd School with the older architecture on include the dedication of M. 1) will be held in the Farish Gallery, campus, yet the Saturn rocket Anderson Hall, the Mildred D. along with a preview of the exhibit, affairs, which repeat the pinnacles and Isaac S. Brochstein Wing, the "Architecture in Houston since of the physics building and Sewall Libbe Farish Gallery, the Kenneth 1945." Hall, hint that something new and Schnitzer Wing, the Harry K. and The design for the expanded different is going on inside." Albert K. Smith Garden and the Anderson is the work of English Mitchell claims that for an William Ward VVatkin Lecture architect James Stirling. expansion to seem "distinctly new Room. Anderson Hall

INSIDE: * Meet the candidates for the upcoming campus elections, P- 7 « Follow Rice's winning women - volleyball,tennis, "Volume 69, number 7 1HRESHEFriday, SeptembeRr 25, 1981 p. 15 Library, ICSA discussed at faculty meeting SA election by Chris Ekren charge five cents a copy and make terminals, entire courses couldn't Many questions dealt with the Rice's faculty listened to reports a profit. get access during the time when dual nature of ICSA, which does regulations! on Fondren Library, ICSA and Carrington announced that the their projects were due, etc. We business data processing in Rice's equal employment Tuesday's SA elections will j library will permit restricted installed an ITEL Advanced addition to Rice related opportunity compliance efforts at introduce many Rice students to ! material to circulate outside the System 6 in answer to these operations. Explained Huston, its first meeting of the academic the wonders of preferential j building for up to two hours in an problems, and they have not "We work on a cost recovery basis year Monday. Library Director balloting. In order to prevent j effort to discourage students from reoccurred." see Faculty, page 7 Sam Carrington drew heated confusion at the polling place, [ mutilating books too expensive to questioning over his decision to SA Election chairman Rick j copy at ten cents a page. Professors raise copy machine prices and Morefieki has provided the 1 dissatisfied with the new library curtail library hours. following voting guidelines: hours were told by Carrington to Carrington claimed that The races lor SA Secretary, \ expect cutbacks in finals week budgetary restraints made his Offcampus senator, RP Cj study hours also. According to actions necessary, arguing Vice President and RPCf Carrington, the new policies are "Inflation has raised the costs of Secretary-Treasurer will be "Not an unnecessary burden for scientific and engineering decided by preferential ballot. students." publications...if the changes had Students need to list the not been made, our Fund One ICSA Director Priscella Huston candidates in order of budget would have been ruined." updated the faculty on ICSA's preference, with 1 denoting their Carrington explained the activities and plans, answering first choice, 2 their second phenomenon of lower depart- varied questions from the faculty. choice and so forth. mental copy rajtes by saying, Said Huston, "Communication is In the ballot counting process, "Many of the departments our biggest problem-but we have if no candidate wins a majority subsidize their copying." However, made a lot of progress. Three years the candidate with the fewest establishments such as Kinko's ago there were long lines to use the first-place votes will have his or her ballots redistributed among the other candidates. The Spuehler opens series second-place votes on those ballots will then be added to the by Tom Morgan Transportation and Energy first-place vote's, and the votes Willy Spuehler, formei Department. He was president of M tallied again. This process president and foreign minister of the Swiss confederation in 1963 continues until one candidate Switzerland, began R ice's and 1968. "The consequences of receives a majority of the 1981 President's Lecture the breathtaking speed of technical redistributed votes. Series Tuesday night in the Grand and economic progress are a The Honor Council races are Hall of the RMC with an in-depth pleasure-seeking and consumption- not preferential; voters should discussion of Swiss problems and oriented society, arrogance, drug mark their choice with an X, and politics. His lecture. abuse, neuroses, and aggression." make only one choice. "Switzerland's Political Though Spuehler presided over Only off-campus students are Perspectives," focused on his the Swiss Confederation during eligible to vote for SA off- country's historical past, direct the difficult Sixties, he remains campus senator. democracy, military militia hopeful for the future of the Alpine Polls will be open at the RMC system, and foreign policy. country. "I believe that we will from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m., and in Spuehler, born in Zurich in succeed in overcoming this crisis the colleges during hours 1902, studied economics at the (in the institutions of government designated by each college Universities of Zurich and Paris. and education) for although our election chairtype. Students will rebellious youth give cause for be required to sign a list at the concern, I see in their protest the polls pledging that they have indication of a return to true voted only once. human values in a world of The preferential ballot system, President Hackerman at Monday's faculty meeting. M. Gladu change." Spuehler's remarks on while confusing to some, the whole reveal an optimistic and Davies confronted generally averts the need for proud view of the Swiss traditions runoffs. of democracy and neutrality. "Independence, job security, Senate shows concern arbitration; these are the HPD silences trailblazing ideas upon which the by Rob Schultz rates was postponed until next Wiess-SId story Swiss Confederation was created, Monday as he was unable to principles that to this day The Monday night meeting of attend. by Sumit Nanda determine our domestic as well as the SA senate saw debate Although the purpose of Two Houston Policeman foreign policies." The regarding the Thresher, and the Thresher editor Bruce Davies' visit interrupted the Weiss-Sid Story Willy Spuehler —M. Gladu President's Lecture Series will ordinarily non-controvertial was "to improve communications" party last friday at 11:45 p.m. and He served in the Swiss parliament continue on November 5 with a subject of voter education. The between the senate and the asked the band to lower the music between 1938 and 1955, and talk by William Banden Heuvel, hoped-for debate with Head Thresher, the verbal exchanges volume. The officers, who had became foreign minister in 1966 former U.S. Deputy Ambassador Librarian Samuel Carrington levied back and forth seemed only been patrolling near the 7 after heading the Federal to the United Nations. regarding library hours and copier see Vote, page 7 see Silenced, page so HSEWVOl Games politicos play BRING-MET

There are all types of extracurricular activities on the Rice campus. Some are exceptional in there offerings and some are trivial. The ones which tend to mean more to the people who run them (you know, pride, caring, quality, all of those things that are supposed to be important) are those which usually take the most work and time. The groups which continually prove themselves as being truly trivial are those which require little time or committment. In either case the best way to judge the worth of any organization is to look at its record and see what forms of tangible evidence make it worthy of note. The quality of any student-run organization depends solely on the quality of the people who comprise the group's rank and file. If the group has no rank and file, then they are in serious OtaI trouble, obviously. It should come as no surprise that most of the people reading this column right now, by far the majority of AT THE WORLD'S HEDGE/by Richard Dees the Rice undergraduate population, will prefer not to stay away from any extracurricular event which may threaten to interfere As anti-nukers face arrest in Indeed, even intervenors are not safety devices there are, human with one's class studies. California for demonstrating optimistic about the hearings. error can cause accidents. "Academic pressure" is the most popular and certainly the against the Diablo Canyon But, despite massive management Further problems of waste most frequent excuse cited by those who sanctify their career Nuclear Plant, the troubled saga of changes at the plant, the NRC will storage and the long-term effects GPA's over everything else at Rice: "Why should I get involved our own South Texas Nuclear have to find a way to keep constant of low-level radiation are only tabs on progress at the plant if it is heightened by the increased use of in things which will only eat into my study time?" Project continues. to be built safely. nuclear power. The person who opts for this non-category has decided to The project consists of two 2500- megawatt nuclear power plants Unfortunately, STP will be Besides, without building spend his or her academic career on the sidelines, resigning his now under construction near Bay needed in the upcoming years to breeder reactors (which entail risks or herself to the rules of apathy. People like these will have little City. STP is being built by Brown meet Houston's ever-growing so great that a pro-nuclear Jimmy else to look back on except going to classes, being involved in & Root, Inc. for Houston Lighting energy needs or it might be Carter scrapped plans to build all of those ridiculous organizations which actually did & Power, Central Lighting & advisable to scrap the whole idea. one), uranium, like oil, is doomed nothing, and taking exams. As the old maxim goes: nothing Power of Austin and the city But for one reason or another, it to run out eventually. The ventured, nothing gained. utilities of San Antonio and is probably the only way HL&P nonrenewable fuel game has been At the other end of the spectrum we have the type who does Corpus Christi. The latest will be able to get additional power played long enough. We should in the 1990s. begin concentating on ways to save decide to get involved, but for all the wrong reasons. He (or she) estimates put the cost of the project fuel and on alternative sources of is often commonly referred to as "the budding politico," the at $2.7 billion, but numerous Nevertheless, nuclear power is delays and cost overruns should not the long-term "wonder energy" energy, be they wind, geothermal, type that will do anything (or almost anything) to gain the push that estimate much higher. that we once thought it was. The solar, or whatever. popularity and/or the power and influence which is needed to Since construction began, concerns of the protestors at These energy sources cannot be counter balance the oversized ego. innumerable problems have been Diablo Canyon are real. The developed overnight; so, despite Usually, however, this type is so crazy about himself that for found in its landfill, in concrete dangers of messing with nuclear my sympathies with the 1,500 one reason or another his ego just gets right in the way of pours and particularly in welding. power are greater than other people arrested at Diablo Canyon, everything he is trying to accomplish. When one is interested in (In the essential cooling water energy sources. Yes, no one has we will probably have to put up one's own self-perceived importance, then the tendency is to system, an emergency backup died in a nuclear accident. (The with nuclear power through the ignore everyone else but oneself. system, over 80 percent of the morbid remark of one HL&P turn of the century. We probably spokesman after an HL&P don't want to build any more It's easy to spot a young, aspiring politico. Besides being welds were found to be defective.) In addition, opponents of the plant executive died in a car accident last plants than the ones already being disrespectful they often have that special inflection in the voice cite several cases in which quality summer when returning home built, but plants like those in Bay which indicates the need for being important. A certain control inspectors were harassed after a day at the hearings was that City and Diablo Canyon will have uneasiness can be detected in their manner, and the underlying and in which they did not perform "these hearings have killed more to be put into operation. However, root usually reveals a lack of confidence and patience. These required inspections. «> people than nuclear power.") But after Three Mile Island, the public types are definitely to be considered "bad news," for just about In 1979, after considerable unfathomable problems will occur has the right to insure thjft the any student-run organization because they rarely contribute investigation, the Nuclear if an accident does happen. Three plants are built according to more than their own lopsided, ego-oriented views. Regulatory Commission issued — Mile Island, after all, demonstra- rigorous standards and that they Unfortunatly, too many respectible student organizations for the first time in its history—an ted that no matter how many are operated with immense care. have been tainted by this image of the constantly eager and order to HL&P asking them to blindly ambitious politico stereotype. His presence makes it show cause why its construction permit should not have been difficult to fully trust his intensions, and so his intensions can BRUCE DAVIES revoked and fined HL&P $100,000 often be confused as representative of the political student for regulatory violations. Editor body taken as a whole. Cooperation and personal self-sacrifice HL&P spokesmen insist the are qualities which need to be better articulated on the Rice problems were minor and never BRENT WILKEY campus, because up to now the favorite political pastime has endangered the safety of the plant, Business Manager resembled the form of annual witch-huntings which end up but opponents claim the miscues maiming some 'of the most notable extracurricular are indicative of incompetent organizations on our campus. management by both HL&P and Jay Grob News Editor Brown & Root. Two groups- Ruth Hillhouse Advertising Manager Hopefully a more mature attitude will be adopted by our Citizens Concerned About Mike Dishart Managing Editor esteemed student politicos, an attitude which will always Nuclear Power of San Antonio Mike Gladu Photography Editor recognize merit, and encourage a more positive influence on Jeanne Cooper Sports Editor and Citizens for Equitable Utilities Deborah Knaff Fine Arts Editor our student political system. of Bay City—have successfully Kelvin Thompson Back Page Editor —Bruce Davies intervened in preliminary hearings Richard Dees £>. Senior Editor to determine if HL&P has the Norman Furlong Copy Editor "necessary character and John Heaner Associate Editor competence" to operate the plant. Assistant Editors Tom Morgan (News), Chris Ekren, Lisa Yee (Typesetting), Dave Chilton (Sports), The hearings, which are also the Cecelia Calaby (Business), David Potash (Production), Eden Harrington (Fine Arts) first of their kind, have been held Contributing Editors David Butler, Steve Bailey, Ron Ehmke, Michele Gillespie, Lynn Lytton CAN GST RIP OF TO sporadically over the past year and News Staff Alison Bober, John Hulme, Jonathon Berk, Sumit Nanda, have shown that the management Patty Cleary, Joan Hope, Michael Trachtenberg, sa£IHmm Rob Schuhz, Chris Chavez, Robert Morrison, Ian Davidson, m of HL&P and Brown & Root have Michael Tinkler, Drew Sutton, Walter Wells, Matt Leslie MILLONS Fine Arts Staff Loren Fefer, Steve Bailey,Scott Bodenheimer, not really been in control of the Dan Borden, Andrew Tullis, Chris Boyer, Hal Kohlman, David Steakley, Terri Herman, situation at the plant. HL&P, of Harry Wade, Valerie Mattioli, Re Simmons, Eddie Burke Sports Staff Steve Bailey, course, has no experience with Riaz Karamali, Eric Hough, David Steakley Photography Staff Chip Clay, Scott Caddes, Robert Cruz, Steve Bailey, Naomi Bullock nuclear power plants, and Brown Production Staff Patti Wuerz, Howard Shapiro, & Root has never designed a Steve Bailey, Mark Meiches, Gene Vaatveit Everett HaDford, Joan Hope, Robert Henson, Joseph Halcyon nuclear plant before (although Circulation Staff Chris Claunch, Vinnie Fonseca they have built a few). Brown & Root's inexperience is evident in The Rice Thresher, the official student newspaper at Rice University since 1916, is published weekly on Thursdays during the school year, except during examination periods and holidays, by the students of % ARG TOO FOND things like the essential cooling Rice University. Editorial and business offices are located on the second floor of the Rice Memorial Center, P.O. Box 1892, Houston, Texas 77001. Telephone (713) 527-4801 or 527-4802. Advertising system where a material was used information available upon request. Mail subscription rate: $20.00 domestic, S40.00 international, (via first class mail). The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of anyone except the writer. that is extremely difficult to weld. Obviously. The hearings will not result in a 1981, The Rice Thresher All rights reserved. revocation of HL&Fs license. The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 2 BEYOND THE HEDGES/by Michele Giliespie

Texas makes plans for near the McDonald Observatory, To fraternize or not: consideration include: recognition university organization. largest telescope a smog-free 6800 feet above sea Aggies ponder problem of individual fraternities and The committee's recommenda- level. Completion is planned for sororities; recognition of only the tion will be based in parts on 1986. Texas A & M plans to pursue the Interfraternity Council and student's contributions. Open To further Texas sentiment for controversial issue of university Panhellenic organizations which forums are encouraged. If the the best and the biggest, the recognition of fraternities and coordinate the Greek system; and committee recommends recogni- University of Texas plans to Noisy NC students sororities this semester. denying recognition altogether. tion, it is likely that the entire construct the world's biggest to be penalized A student government- The last attempt to file for student body would then vote on telescope. organized committee intends to university recognition occurred in the issue. The final decision must Harlan J. Smith, director of the The Chapel Hill Town Council recommend a pro or con decision 1977 by Sigma Phi Epsilon but was be made by the Student McDonald Observatory in Fort recently approved a restrictive by November 18th after studying denied on the basis that all Organization Board, a group Davis and professor of astronomy, ordinance on noise that students at the issue last spring. students are Aggies and cannot be comprised of faculty, staff, and says this 300 inch telescope will the University of North Carolina The three alternatives under selectively chosen for any students. have more viewing power than any must obey under penalty of law. other in the world. The Hale Student leaders had considerable Observatory at Mount Palomar in input into the formation of the new D00NESBURY California sports the largest ordinance, which requires noise telescope in the U.S. currently, permits for official functions. GOOD EVENING. TODAY THE CITING THE THREAT OF QUAR-, „ GOVERNOR KING OF MASSA- GOVERNORS OF FOUR NEW ANTINE FROM NEBWRING j CHUSETTS, UUHOSE STATE IS AEJUAL SPRAYING with a 200 inch mirror. The new noise ordinance allows ENGLAND STATES ASKED STATES, THE FOUR GOVERNORS \ ,j HARDEST111 HTT, BLAMED THE IS EXPECTED TO •' FOR EMERGENCY FEDERAL no noise permits to be issued ANNOUNCED A JOINT PROGRAM NEW POLITICAL CLIMATE IN COMMENCE AT Planners are actively engaged • AID TO HELP CONTROL except for Thursday, Friday and to cmm what is being WASHINGTON FOR THE PRO ONCE. in raising the $45 million o GROWING INFESTATIONS OF REGARDED AS A PART/CULAR- L ITERA TION OF THESE Saturday nights. From Sunday to ; THE AMERICAN PREPPY. i Y VIRULENT STRAIN OF WASP. PESKY ELITISTS needed to produce this Wednesday, no one may exceed / astronomical feat. the normal noise level of 60 The telescope will allow decibels during the day and 50 astronomers to examine more decibels at night. The noise level closely long unsolved mysteries, will be measured from the including how galaxies are formed property's boundary line. and whether or not a black hole Without a permit, all events exists in the center of every galaxy. must be inside a building with Smith explained, "Astronomers closed doors and windows, are starved for telescopes to GOOD EVENING. TODAY IN FUMED PREPPY STANDARD- Mt NWHILE.THE CAUSES OF allowing noise to remain within the WASHINGTON, A STORM OF BEARER GEORGE BUSH, IHt PREP EXPLOSION ARE STILL WHITE HOUSE observe the sky...Very much in prescribed level. All in all, outdoor CONTROVERSY MS UNLEASHED "IT'S OUTRAGEOUS! THERE III 5? INVESTIGATION, BUT PRE - \ \ SPOKESWOMAN demand, the new one will be able I BY THE NEWS THAT FOUR ARENT EVEN THAT MANY Li 'NARY FINDINGS SUGGEST MUFFY BRANDON amplified music can only be played ' NEW EN6LAND GOVERNORS PREPS IN NEW ENGLAND n XT THE REA6ANS'iNFATUA DISMISSED SUCH to do many times more things thafi from 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. on '< HAD DECIDED TO SPRAY DURING THE OFF-SEASON. T N WITH THE WEALTHY AND ! SPECULATION AS the others." LOCAL INFESTATIONS OF MOST OF LB TIP WELL AND JCIALLY CONNECTED IS A jjJ/ TACKY. Thursday, 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. on PREPPIES. LEAVE BY MAJOR FACTOR. Smith also says this new Friday, and 10 a.m. to 1 a.m. LABOR DAY." telescope will increase knowledge Saturdays, and, of course, only in the disciplines of engineering with noise permits. and optica, as well as generating a The U.N.C. student government new wave of telescope construc- has purchased four sound meters, tion to serve students, faculty, and which can be obtained from the the public. university police. Printed.copies of The world's largest telescope the ordinance and specific permit will be located next to Mt. Locke days are also being distributed. '..AND THE GOVERNOR NOTED THATBOY.. I HAD NO THE GOVERNOR'S "OTHER PROPOSALS, SUCH AS RE- STERILIZING TOG EX.PEN LIMITED AERIAL SPRAYING OVER IDEA THE PREPPY DOING THE RIGHTFORMING THE INHERITANCE TAX MALE PREPS SII/E.MF>P\ PREPPY BREEDING GROUNDS LIKE PROBLEM HAP GOT- THING. STATEWIDELAWS OR SNLTTT/NG DOWN 5&EC7EPWAS MSO WHY', ah WNT I GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT, HAD ONLYTEN SO OUT OF SPRAYING IS THE ViEM/EPAS \ SPECIALISTS. 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The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 3 DESIGNS FOR LIVING/ by Ron Ehmke

Nancy Reagan, a Smith College beside her husband for an informal Reagan smiles and asks him for the American public, but she may well be the evidence we need." graduate, class of '42, a former concert by the late Billie Holiday. politely to stop. Alexander Haig is needs a dress and she needs it now. Haig is gone in a flash. Miss career girl who has not been able to White House cooks and jugglers present during the 9:23 incident. She consults the Secretary of Hoover sighs. Nancy Reagan sighs hold a steady job since she married sneak out to the balcony to hear He is furious. "Since the president Fashion, Miss Hoover. and then smiles. "Where in the Ronald Reagan 29 and a half years the deceased jazz singer when they is not here at this moment I believe Miss Hoover is in the ladies' dickens do you think that rat could ago, now puts in a full work should be cooking and juggling. that — according to the room. Nancy Reagan isn't upset. "I have come from?" asks Miss schedule at the nation's most Nancy Reagan sees them. Nancy Constitution of the United States can wait." Nancy Reagan waits. Hoover. Nancy Reagan scoops the exclusive address. Reagan doesn't mind. — I am in charge here. Have this Miss Hoover screams. Nancy poison darts off the bathroom Eight months into her term as dwarf boiled in oil. He is an agent Reagan breaks down the door. A floor. "In a house of this size, you First Lady, Nancy Reagan is a Thirty minutes later, the concert of the KGB. Call the Kremlin. This large rat runs back and forth have to be ready for anything." unique combination of the is over. Thundrous applause from means war." Nancy Reagan just across the floor. Nancy Reagan is The ordinary: Nancy Reagan is ordinary and the extraordinary. the cooks and the jugglers. A voice laughs. "It's just a dwarf, Al. It's calm. "Stand on the sink. I'll get hungry. Nancy Reagan could use a The ordinary: During a shouts, "Hey, ho! Let's go! Hey, not a matter of laugh and death." help." Alexander Haig appears, bite to eat. Nancy Reagan doesn't topsecret staff meeting, James ho! Let's go! Let's go!" It is Nancy The extraordinary: Nancy carrying a small poison-dart gun. want to spoil her appetite with Watt drops his salad fork and Reagan. Billie Holiday does four Reagan needs a dress for the sock He shoots five tiny darts into the between-meal snacks, but she still Nancy grabs it before it hits the encores. hop. A friend's son is the new rat's brain. "I am going to have my needs a small pick-me-up after the ground. Watt apologizes; Nancy The ordinary: At 7:53 a.m. and chairman of the social committee staff examine this captured enemy encounter with the rat. Nancy Reagan just laughs. "Accidents at 9:23 p.m., Nancy Reagan feels a at his junior high, and he has asked rat. I think we will find something Reagan eats a Red Delicious will happen, honey." hot, wet dishrag being pressed to Nancy Reagan to chaperone the very interesting about this rodent. apple. The extraordinary: It is 5:30 her buttock. It is one of the dance. Nancy Reagan is going to Something we have been looking The extraordinary: It's dusk. p.m. The first lady takes her seat dwarves. Both times, Nancy do it as a favor for her friend and for a very long time. I think this Nancy Reagan hears laughter on the lawn. Nancy Reagan looks out the window: the Royal Stallions are running loose, and the dwarves are chasing them around the yard with brightly colored paper SHAPE streamers and cloth hoops. Nancy Reagan hears angelic music on the lawn: the jugglers and palmreaders THE FUTURE have acquired a truckload of harps from a local music store, and they sit on the lawn and practice their OF ENERGY harp music. Nancy Reagan smiles. She is reminded of heaven. TECHNOLOGY The ordinary: A knock at the back door. It is one of the It is a tall order. Yet. it is a challenge that must be met Our future as an industrial society depends on our ability neighbors, who has come to to find more efficient ways to use our limited fuel borrow a cup of sugar and an egg. resources. At Fluor, we are working hard to find the "A cup of sugar and an egg!" says answers. Nancy Reagan. "Are you planning For over 60 years, we have helped the energy industries by to bake another of those delicious designing and building modern refining, petrochemical, chemical and natural gas facilities. During that time. Fluor cakes of yours, Mrs. Smith? I engineers have been in the forefront of energy related surely hope you will save a piece technology. for Ronald and me." Nancy At present, we are applying new methodology in the Reagan smiles. Mrs. Smith's first extraction of oil from tar sands and shale, coal gasification and the refining of high sulphur feedstocks. This is a name is Nancy, tog. "I feel like we challenging, exciting time for engineers who are interested are sisters, Mrs. Smith. We both in solving complex problems. have the same first name! Nancy! Graduates with degrees in Chemical, Mechanical, Civil or Hooray for us! The Nancies! Electrical Engineering or Computer Science are invited to Hahaha." help us shape the future of energy, technology. For complete career information, talk to our campus recruiter, or write to: The extraordinary: Midnight. The president and all of his Houston Division College Relations assistants are fast asleep. They 4620 N Braeswood have a big day ahead of them, so Houston. Texas 77096 they have all turned in a little early tonight. Nancy Reagan and the CAMPUS INTERVIEWS dwarves pretend to sleep, but at exactly midnight they tiptoe onto September 28, 1981 the White House lawn because Nancy Reagan has promised to show her little friends a special trick. "You must all close your eyes," says Nancy Reagan. "Don't FLUOR open them until I tell you to." We are proud to be an Equal Opportunity Five minutes pass. The dwarves Employer M/F/H/V hear Nancy Reagan's faint whisper. She seems somehow farther away. They open their eyes: where is Nancy? where is Nancy? Come out, Nancy! Oh, do come out and play with us again! "Here I am. my little friends! Can't you see me? I can see you! I can see you! Hahahahahahaha! Oh, this is such fun!" The dwarves look up in the sky: there is Nancy! Nancy Reagan is floating in the sky! Nancy Reagan m is floating oh so high! Queen Nancy! Queen Nancy! Hooray! The dwarves leap for joy. They laugh and giggle and chortle and guffaw and snicker and say "Bajeezix!" and so on. "Shhhhh!" says Nancy Reagan. "We don't want to wake up the whole house, my little friends! This is our secretetime. This is my gift to you. This is my gift to you!" Nancy Reagan floats away, out of sight. The dwarves run back into the White House and jump into the bed. Their heads are swimming with the miracle they have just witnessed. Queen Nancy! Queen Nancy! They giggle themselves to sleep. The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1.981, page 4 Landscaping ends at Hackerman's Faculty convenes... by Joan Hope academis quad. garden, too sunny for the azaleas continued from page 1 conducted their affairs correctly The relandscaping of the area Explained Director of and too shady for the roses which and have worked as hard as we should a minority seek to challenge around the president's house, Planning and Construction Ed originally grew there, has been possibly can to reduce rates." One employment procedures at Rice. finished Tuesday, marked the Samfield, "This is a pretty mostly sodded with grass. Three professor's suggestion to give After the faculty members final step in a general campus important part of the campus dogwood trees have been planted unused processing time to Rice present voted for next year's facelift program which has taken because Dr. and Mrs. in the remaining area and seven departments for research was university calendar, President approximately five years to Hackerman entertain quite a few more have been planted in the rebuffed by Huston, who argued, Hackerman commented, "In the complete. According to Gene important guests here. It had front yard. Several flower beds "The three hours we use our case of ICSA and the library, Hackerman, wife of university really gone downhill over the have been recontoured to match processor is not low utilization." money is primarily the problem." president Norman Hackerman, years and it was time for us to the light and shade patterns Huston also pointed out that Regarding finances, Hackerman the progam started at the gym give it a facelift." which determine where grass will differential rates are already • stated, "Word for word, the with the building of sidewalks and will not grow. offered for less desirable times. financial report for Princeton is and the planting of trees, and has The work done around the Said Mrs. Hackerman, "I While expressing pleasure with the same as Rice's as far as subsequently worked its way house consists mostly of think it's going to be very pretty the soon to be constructed ICSA purposes go." across campus. Also included in replanting shrubs. The 68 azalea and I think that students will find building, Huston chose to Hackerman expressed confi- the program have been the bushes which were in the garden that they can see the azaleas just concentrate on the future dence in Rice's financial future, planting of trees in front of Wiess across the drive from the house as easily now as they could see • challenges in her presentation. but indicated that the money and Baker Colleges and the have been replanted into the what little would grow in the rose Said Huston, "We need more supporting Rice could possibly replacement of the hedges in the front and back yards. The garden. interactive computing. The come from different sources. Said question is what type we will use. Hackerman,"With the President's Vote rob,ems Everyone wants something special: new tax proposals, it is hard to Silenced P discussed.. Word processing, increased determine if we are better off or graphic capability, high speed not. Companies no longer have as continued from page 1 processing, etc." Huston solicited many incentives to put money in continued from page 1 became the subject of another to polarize and antagonize each heated debate. In recent campus- suggestions from faculty members foundations, so they will be Astrodome, claimed that the side. wide elections, voting and ballot regarding possible improvements distributing more of it band's music could be heard two Members of the senate counting procedures have become in ICSA. themselves." and one-half miles away. complained that they wanted the increasingly unheeded and Rice's equal occupational "Company-directed giving is The campus police and the Thresher out on Thursday nights confused. According to Jones opportuntity compliance program expected to be more goal-oriented. Houston Police department had instead of Friday afternoon or President Diane Howard, "At the will not be affected by President Foundation philanthropy is received several complaints about later. Davies replied, saying that SA retreat, we decided that there Reagan's recent alteration of considered fuzzy, meaning that it is the music from residents south of the paper always tried for a was a need for increased voter federal guidelines. The changes not always earmarked for specific the Rice campus. Thursday release, but did not think education." made will reduce compliance costs projects," explained Hackerman. "By 10 p.m. we had received that it would regularly iadhere to •However, SA External Vice- in the form of paperwork but will The science and engineering fifteen complaints from as far that schedule. Friday, Davies felt, President Mike Guth tried toblock not reduce the impact of the departments are expected to fare away as four blocks," explained was a more manageable deadline the move for increased voter regulation as it applys to Rice, well in the race for corporate campus policeman Raymond and would result in a more education, proposing a resolution, according to Rice's Director of funding. New tax laws "mean that Atchley, the officer in charge that complete newspaper, since staff seconded by Internal Vice- Personnel. Rice recently submitted people of lesser means will be able night. The watch commander of members would have four days to President Dan Hu, that would a report to the Department of to contribute" according to the HPD called at 11:15 p.m. and work on the edition without have stopped the stuffing of Labor on its hiring and firing Hackerman. claimed that they had received 25 becoming extremely tired. campus mailboxes with copies of procedures regarding minorities. In his closing remarks, complaints about the noise. preferential voting procedures. Hu Faculty members did not Hackerman said that this year's Sergeant Willie Anderson asked Some Senate members argued explained that the move meant "we comment on the Personnel Freshman class is on an equal basis the Wiess and Richardson social that a Thursday was more widely don't have to pay for it." Department presentation, which with those before it. While he chairmen to lower the band's read than a Friday edition, and concluded "There have been no forsaw declining national volume three times during the suggested that Davies put his staff The senate defeated the complaints about the format and enrollments in four year colleges night, and each time the band to work on weekends to remedy resolution soundly, with Guth manner of Rice's hiring. The next year, Hackerman considered promptly responded. the situation. Davies replied that changing his mind and voting for problem we run into is Rice's prospects bright, After the HPD came onto he was not willing to do so, and the SA-sponsored mailing. misunderstanding." Departments nevertheless adding, "If I just campus, Atchley asked the party reminded the senate that most of In other news SA President were advised to establish a "paper worry about 1983 I am doing Rice coordinators to stop the music, its members had no idea what the Lynn Lednicky reported that the trail" to# prove that they had a disservice." which they did. production of the Thresher Pub revenue was down nine "The two HPD officers stood by entailed. percent for the eight days in for about 15 minutes until they Voter education, usually a August, but still reported net realized that everything was under unanimously supported concept, earnings of $218.01. control," explained Atchley. Later the band reduced their amplifers' volume to "an acceptable level" and continued to play until 1:30 Walters named to chair a.m. Weiss Social Chairman Rick Dr. G. King Walters, Dean of Baldridge stressed the Rice Reidy commented that he the Wiess School of Natural scientist's previous service with discovered from Atchley that the Sciences, has been named the Bureau of Standards, NEEDS HPD had threatened to send in chairman of the Visiting including his "technical and extra units. Committee of the National policy-level knowledge of the SHIFT The Houston Police had Bureau of Standards, according Bureau" through his experience absolutely no business in trying to to Secretary of Commerce as visiting manager and work on MANAGERS solve a Rice problem: a case of Malcolm Baldrige. the Bureau's evaluation panels. overreaction." If you are 18 or over and like the idea of Officer Atchley explained that restaurant supervision, consider this because of the cool, crisp night and opportunity. We are one of the largest the northwestern wind, the noise companies in the fast-food industry. carried a long distance. Because We offer a full training salary, excellent the party was held on the tennis FREE benefits, paid vacation and an courts, "nothing was there to opportunity to advance based on your absorb the sound." PREGNANCY TESTS performance. Full or part time "We have to be careful in the • Immediate Appointments positions. Supervisory experience future not to infringe on other • Confidential Counseling preferred. For further information or a people's rights," admitted Atchley. • Birth Control Information personal interview, please call • Termination of Pregnancy Manager at:

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"It's rights movement which is conscience. department of military science has car, and AI claims that the true for those students who would like independent of any government, considerably altered its AI Group 23 currently has two reason for the arrest is to restrict to do something different and still political faction or religious creed requirements for incoming adopted prisoners, Korean Lee their freedom of religious get credit for ROTC." and which works for the release of freshmen. Sok-pyo and Romanian Manfred expression. Herbert has been men and women imprisoned Herbert. Sok-pyo was arrested sentenced to two years in prison. A leadership laboratory, Sawyer hopes to increase anywhere for their beliefs, color, with opposition leader Kim Dae The Amnesty group has planned previously required from enrollment in the program to language, ethnic origin or religion, Jung and charged with rioting, several activities to raise funds that freshmen, will now be offered on about 30 freshmen and 20 according to the Amnesty however most of the other students will go towards paying the group an optional basis. In addition, any sophomores with the new flexible International handbook. arrested have been released, and assessment and to publicize their student may enroll in a one hour curriculum. Currently, the ROTC Houston's AI Group 23, which Sok-pyo has not been brought to work to the people of Houston. academic course for elective credit, program has only 14 freshmen and includes the Rice student trial. Two human rights films will be whereas only participants in 16 sophomore participants, and organization by the same name, AI research maintains that shown on Tuesday, Sept. 29 at the ROTC could take these courses according to Sawyer, the has planned many activities for the Sok-pyo didn't advocate violence Rice Media Center. The films are before. Department of the Army wants coming school year including a and that his imprisonment is a To the People of the World, which "Freshmen will be permitted to Rice ROTC to increase its fund-raising reading by prominent violation of his civil rights. deals with civil rights violations in take for non-academic credit two enrollment or face the possibility writers and the showing of two Herbert was arrested along with Chile and More Than a Million military skills courses, rappelling of folding. human rights movies. The main five other Christians and charged Years, a film about political imprisonment in Indonesia. 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The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 6 RPC VICE PRESIDENT" The Candidates athletic .. worked with the Sherry Wyatt department as a secretary and Student Association became acquainted with the Secretary workings of the university. Beth Little Sophomore I am very enthusiastic about the David Phillips Sophomore RPC as I feel it can be a very Susan Sample Freshman unifying force here at Rice. If Rice Program Council elected I will devote my energies Vice-President towards making the RPC a Jon Jordan Junior " working proposition. Sherry Wyatt Sophomore I realize that the other candidate in the race is more widely known and for that reason I would like to SA SECRETARY encourage you to get to know me David Phillips and well thought-out changes to better. My phone number is 526- the student election procedures, 5513 and I would welcome any the inadequacy of which brought questions or suggestions. 1 would organized by the RPC. The about the vacancy I seek to fill. also like to encourage each of you running of TGIF's and post- However, I am a firm believer in As I am a transfer student, many to participate in the upcoming football game dances are not all the institutions of the student of you do not know me. I'm a election. Thank you. there is to the job. The association, without which there sophomore from the University of responsibility of the organization would be no university. St. Thomas where I was very Jonathon Jordan behind these events is also very 1 hope that you could be involved with service organiza- important. confident of my representation tions. As a candidate for RPC vice The qualifications I have for this and will vote for me. Thank you. I am very familiar with Rice president. 1 will uork on position include being social University and the workings of the maintaining and improving the coordinator for Hanszen college in Susan Sample campus. The past two years I have amount and the quality of events 1980, past member of the Hanszen college government, chairman of 1 have good qualifications foi the Hanszen check cashing service this office. I've spent my whole life Beth Little for 19X0, and present chairman of Neither you nor I like trite, taking notes, writing letters, and the service committee at Hanszen. insincere campaign propaganda, generally being efficient. In my past work with the SA All of these positions required so I will be truthful about my If elected to the position of SA senate, I have realized that the organizational and monetary candidacy for the position of SA secretary 1 will write competent group does have the power to do responsibilities, important for this Secretary, an intermediate link notes, be at every meeting, and many things which influence us. job. Being social coordinator is between the SA Senate and the work my hardest at making the job The senate is there to help you probably where I learned the skills entire SA student body. Since last of secretary a worthwhile position. when it says, "We're sick of having most needed for this position. I ran January I have been in faithful Seeing that there are no females in spring break fall one week away several college and all-school attendance of virtually every SA any of the SA offices, 1 feel that my from Easter." The University TGIPs ran several floor and Senafe meeting, and I have come election will add a woman's point Council takes the SA's stairwell parties and, perhaps the to want to translate my activity of view to the*senate. I can make an recommendations into considera- biggest job, helped organize and into substantive action for the important contribution to the tion when planning the upcoming run the Hanszen all-school party. students via having a vote. efforts of the SA. but 1 need your academic calendars, which, when Through these positions, I feel 1 Many topics have come before support in this election.Thank you finalized, must be approved by the possess the skills necessary to fill the senate towards which I feel for your time. senate before going into action. this position. strongly: elections, academic The senate is now protesting (as us. Since Bill Pribyl, my co-chair The Rice Program Council is an calendar, student organizations, are many of us) the shorter library on the committee is not at Rice this important organization to Rice etc. I believe all student hours and higher prices for copy semester, it is important that university. Many activities on organizations should be machine use. Unfortunately, the someone with knowledge of the campus and off are organized by maintained with their current senate also has ther power to do battle be a part of the senate. its membera and its committee 1 * status until the studtent body things like repealing campus-wide As with any senate position, a chairmen. Rondelet weekend with mandates reform, an issue of the elections. ballot should be cast for the beer-bike, the films, concerts and like was justly raised relevent to candidate who is most able to Pub entertainment are just a few of finance. The academic calendar, My experience on the Will Rice represent the student body in an the events sponsored by the RPC. and all academic policies, should Diet and student curriculum effective way without falling into With all of these activities, it is be altered for the student's sake—if committee has given me chances to the clique and who is not afraid to important that the student body a branch of the administration has work with other students in vote against the majority when choose carefully the people to run trouble, it should resolve it on its helping straighten-out major necessary. 1 am in such a way this organization. I feel I am well own. Yet, of more concern at this problems. The core curriculum is qualified and would appreciate qualified to hold the position of time, there needs to be some real an issue which still terrifies many of your vote. RPC vice president. The Great American Classic

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HOUSTON, TEXAS 77005 522-1389 ARMY ROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN BE The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 9 Preview Havens brings contemporary realism to Wilder's play The Skin of Our Teeth Pulitzer Prize winning piece. simply being set in the present, both Our Town and The Skin of In connection with the Rice Players, Hamman HalI Haven's production of the play is according to Havens, so as not to Our Teeth was to create realistic production, Fondren Library is September 28 to October 3 contemporary, just as the original detract from the purpose of the theatre, and to set the play in the displaying various items from a History parallels itself in the production was in 1942. play. Instead of news reels past would romanticize it,thus private Wilder collection loaned upcoming Players' production of Don't imagine, though, that broadcasting the news events of defeating the purpose. This by Mr. Waldo Greene. Through- The Skin of Our Teeth, an updated anything else is being changed in the world, as in '42, there is a concept of realistic theatre out the run of the play, the items version of Thornton Wilder's order to modernize the play. It is publication of the TV evening vanquishes the audience's will be exhibited outside the news. expectations of theatrical illusions. auditorium at Hamman Hall. Revivals of the play always The cast includes John Heaner The play will run from Monday, spark controversy concerning the as George Antrobus, Susan Stone September 28th to Saturday, setting. Havens certainly has no as Mrs. Antrobus, Elizabeth Gross October 3rd. Show time is 8 p.m. such question; he insists that to set as Gladys Antrobus, Joe Ponessa Tickets are available at $3.00 for it in anything other than the as Henry Antrobus, Georgiana students and $5.00 for non- present would change Wilder's Young as Sabina, Chris Boyer as students. For more information intentions and make a period piece the Stage Manager, and other call 527-4040. of the play. Wilder's purpose in members of the Rice Players. —Gwen Richard Movies Steamy Body Heats up, burns out

Body Heat Ned strode anxiously along the whether Mitty still loves Ned or Written and directed porch, inspecting her supple body whether she is just using him, then by Law rence Kasdan through the window blinds. Her Surprise! plot twist. eyes followed, but still she didn't Oh, but don't let me forget: His eyes pent rated into hers, but move. Ned grabbed a chair and There are lots of references to the it was too tempting. She had to hurled it through the glass door "heat." Yes, folks, it's stop before it was too late. She and fell into Mitty's eager uncharacteristically hot in our kissed him quickly on the lips embrace. Their tips met in fiery small Florida town for this time of before slipping behind the door. battle, her fingernails dug into his year and even though it's 1980, no Ned walked slowly back to his back, his hands groped . . . one has any air conditioning. If red MG convertible. "No, I won't you can't figure out all the give up so easily, "said the look on That's probably the best scene in implications of the metaphor, his face. He marched back to the Body Heat—which says a lot Director Lawrence Kasdan helps door and looked through the about what kind of movie it really you out: "My temperature always window. Mitty was standing in is. The first hour of the flick could runs a little high," Mitty says, "but front of the stairs, looking as sexy have been lifted from any of the I don't mind"; the friendly cop as ever in a thin white blouse and a novels normally sold at reminds us, "When it's like this, red skirt slit just enough to reveal convenience stores. Now, this is people think they can break the her shapely legs. Her hand lingered high class trash, filmed beautifully rules"; and just guess which of on her thigh. Her eyes stared in an anachronistic setting. It is, Empedocles' four basic elements longingly at Ned. Yet, she didn't nonetheless, trash. the lovers use to kill Mitty's The Rice Pla/ers present Thornton Wilder's The Skin of Our Teeth. move. Ned (William Hurt) is a cheap husband. Florida lawyer with an unhealthy The mood of the music and the eye for women who falls in lust lighting place the movie in the with the nymphomaniacal Mitty 1940s. Indeed, Ned and the rest of Post Grad Problem Walker (Kathleen Turner). Mitty, the characters from the town of course, is married to a rich man seemed to have stepped right out of of dubious moral character the '40s. Ned has that '40s look: How to add (Richard Crenna) who is always rugged face, pencil mustache and a away during the week. After cigarette permanently attached to this fringe happily screwing each other for a his lower lip. Mitty, in contrast, couple of weeks, they naturally wears tight dresses that somehow decide they have to get rid of Mr. always manage to show her benefit... Walker to get his money: "You nipples—instantly labeling her as a know we have to kill him. You've creature of the '80s. always known that," says Ned, as Turner is something of a find as part of the audience began to head the sensuous and sexy, yet ruthless, for the exits. Mitty. But her performance does This should all sound very not match that of Hurt, who familiar to anyone who's seen almost makes us overlook the Double Indemnity or The glaring inconsistencies in the Postman Always Rings Twice. But plot—but not quite. don't leave yet or you'll miss the On the whole, if you can take a movie's only claim to originality, overused and overwrought plot, which is conveniently saved for the lots of steamy nude scenes (which last 15 minutes. are done in good taste), and loads The rest of the movie is nothing of close-ups of Hurt's anxious ON-CAMPUS/ Friday but anxiety over plotting the visage, this is the film of the year murder, anxiety over whether they for you. INTERVIEWS /October 16 will get caught, anxiety over — Richard Dees Amdahl, the progressive computer com pany that offers an alternative in large-scale systems, is coming to tell you about our large-scale r career opportunities. Contact the Career Planning and COFFEE Placement Center for positions available and an interview ap- pointment. Fresh Roasted Panama — 4.70 lb. , \ amdahl The excitement is contagious Whiting Coffee Co. 2358 Bissonnet 520-1082 We are an equal opportunity employer through affirmative action. Mon.-Sat. 10 to 6

The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 10 Theatre Chocolate Bayou's Rookery Nook doesn't force the point Rookery Nook night in 1927. The action — what interminable scene between terizations. Gerald and Clive are suspicious Gertrude. Chocolate Bayou Theatre Co. there is of it — all takes place in a Rookery Nook's housekeeper natural counterpoints; the former Big dogs, an amateurishly rented holiday home called Mrs. Leverett (Glady Getsch- a gentle gentleman with a hidden played admiral (Harry Booker) Directed by Pat Miller Rookery Nook. mann) and Gertrude. As Gertrude reservoir of strength, the latter a and a giddy girl of easy virtue Directed by Pat Miller, Rookery Newlyweds Gerald and Clara stalks about impatiently in full cosmopolitan, quick-witted raan- (June Cole Hainey) all complicate Nook opens and closes with Popkiss (Mark A. Albright and flapper regalia, Mrs. Leverett about-town with a secret soft spot the resolution of the plot, which pedestrian stylized posturing; in Minay Miller) have been invited to complains ceaselessly how late it is for damsels in distress. And finds lovers united and the petty between, however, there's enough the seaside resort by Clara's in a remarkably raspy tone, everyone picks on Harold, reduced villains chastised. patter, panache, and pep to satisfy domineering sister Gertrude sounding somewhere between to nibbling on his straw hat in On opening night, the cast seems anyone starved for good English (Melanie Haynes), wife and master Granny of the Beverly Hillbillies frustration as a pawn in numerous stiff until the middle of the first act, farce. of the delightfully quivering and The Duchess of Duke Street's machinations. when the rhythm of Travers' well- Related in genre and amount of Harold Twine (Paul C. Mathews). Louisa. The machinations arise when timed repartee gathered enough bon mots per square inch of Gerald's cousin Clive (Paul Polk) The drama picks up sharply Gerald receives a visitor in pink momentum to keep the show manuscript to works of fellow has reluctantly agreed to keep following the entrances of Harold, pajamas the night before Clara rolling enjoyably to the finish Britons Oscar Wilde and Alan Gerald company as he awaits Clive, and Gerald. Each very much arrives, the demure Rhoda Marley Farce if flimsy, farce is fickle; an Ayckbourn, Ben Travers' comedy Clara, who has been taking care of a member of the "Jazz Age," the (Maggie Egan). 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The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 12 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Owls reach semis in Rice Invitational volleyball tourney by Steve Bailey and Jeanne from 10-4 to 10-10, only to have 14 to win the game and match 16- Cooper three bad breaks go against them. 14. An impressive Owls team swept Freshman Abraham turned in a Commenting on the second their way into the semifinals of the good performance, however, with game, Sullivan said, "We knew second annual Rice Invitational six straight serves. how we were performing was not --S* mm Women's Volleyball Tournament The determined Owls quickly us. It was lack of concentration." last weekend, where inexperience took charge in the next game. On Annexstad agreed, "I feel like the and a mild case of overconfidence the first serve, Annexstad slammed team at times didn't have guts caught up with the squad, leaving the ball to gain service for Akai, enough to win—we just rolled over them with a respectable fourth who put two away in rapid order. and died." place finish. Rice was 5-0 before the first St. Now in the quarterfinals, the Rice dominated their pool in Phillips point, and held them to team rolled over Abilene Christian Friday competition, beating Lee one point until Abraham ended instead, 15-8, 15-3. Abilene picked 15-9, 15-7 in their first match. "It service at 11-1, when the up four points on their first serve was a warmup game. We should opponents called time out. St. before turning the ball over to have won, and we did," Phillips earned another six points, Akai, who pulled Rice ahead 6-4. commented junior transfer Meg but the Owls held on for a final The Wildcats inched their way up Sullivan. tally of 15-7. to eight points, but the Owls never The team played St. Edwards "It was the best game of the lost control. The momentum next, again winning in straight season," remarked Annexstad. "It carried them into a decisive victory games, 16-14, 15-5. St. Edwards motivated us, and the crowd the next game; Owl serving was at wi was up at one point in the first helped." a peak as Caryn Perkins had two game 14-12, but Rice rallied with With good net play from aces, and Akai and Sullivan one the help of Kris Annexstad and Abrahams, the Owls easily apiece. Nina Akai to take the victory. replicated the second game in the Fundamental and mental third to clinch the victory. In the second game, St. Edwards mistakes cost Rice the semis, Kris Annexstad (in air) prepares to slam a pass from Nina Akai at St. had trouble returning the powerful Saturday morning Rice met losing to Southwestern 15-10, 15- Edwards, who ready themselves to block. —S. Bailey Owl serving. Sullivan had a hot Texas A&I, playing inconsistently 9. "Our vertical jump, strength, ahead 15-5 in the first game. After match with Sam Houston State. In streak, serving the last eleven until the third game. Although the and quickness was down," said the win however, "overconfidence volleyball when the momentum points. Rice put it away after the Owls took the first 15-7, the team Annexstad. "In a way I think they or lack of concentration, or both" goes one way, you've got to realize first volley all but once, including appeared to be asleep in the next, may have intimidated us a bit. set in, according to Sullivan. it can change." several aces, aided by good hits losing 15-4. Their lethargy They're a really good team." The Owls made a strong effort in "We made mental mistakes," she from Alecia Abrahams, Akai and continued into the third game, Coach Linda Tucker remarked, the second game, but as playing continued. "Everybody didn't Annexstad. where they were down 1-11. "We didn't really think a lot on the strategies began to falter, could react when we'd do something Rice then slowed down just The Owls made a comeback, court. We can beat them when we never catch up to the Rams, losing well. We have some people on the enough to drop a game to St. however, when Christine Nichols learn a little court sense." 15-10 . Sluggish play then cost Rice court who are freshmen, and Phillips, 10-15, before winning the and Christie Rees were on the A fierce Rice squad confronted the third game and the match, with they'll make some mental errors." next two games, 15-7, 15-7. court together for the first time in Texas Wesleyan in the consolation a score of 15-5. All in all, though. Tucker was Rice came back in the first game the match, bouncing back from 12- match for third place, leaping "In the first game we came out pleased with the results. "We had a FOOTBALL ready to play," said Tucker. "They good tournament. We're real (Texas Wesleyan) came off the pleased we got to play a lot of momentum of their previous close games." Merciless Tigers claw Owls, 42-10 IWOMIM'S TENNIS by Donald Buckholt the hell out of them. We had 30-yard pass from Rice dropped its second straight people there and didn't tackle." Hyde to running back Mike Blumentritt takes title game of the 1981 season last After a 42-yard field goal by Bob Richards. In the next Rice series, Saturday in Columbia, Missouri, Lucchesi put the Tigers up 9-0 in backup QB Phillip Money was by Margaret Bennett pressure. as the Missouri Tigers routed the the first quarter, the hosts ran sacked and fumbled on the Rice Led by junior Tracie Sophomore Susan Rudd won Owls 42-10. away from the Owls with three seven. Hyde completed his tenth Blumentritt, Rice women's tennis two quick matches before losing to While the Owls' offensive woes in the space of five straight pass on the next play, unofficially began a new season at Houston teaching pro Debbie continued, Mizzou minutes. Ciibler once again getting the six. the Texas Sectional Champion- Ladig 2-6, 6-4, 6-3. "Susan to lost Mike Hyde enjoyed a' field day Hyde first passed three yards to Incompetent place-kicker ships tournament in Fort Worth the type of game she always loses against the inexperienced Rice last weekend. Blumentritt won the to," commented Blankenship. secondary, completing 17 of 21 non-collegiate tourney, defeating "The lobbing game gets to her. She attempts for 225 yards and four world-touring pro Susan tends to lose patience and tries to touchdowns. The 81 percent com- Torrance. close out the points a little too pletion mark set a team record. Receiving a bye in the first fast." Against Texas on September 12, round, Blumentritt won her next Sophomore Wanna Hadnott the gutsy Rice defense held the four matches with ease: 6-2, 6-2; 6- also "played well," according to Longhorns to a 10-0 halftime lead. 1, 6-0; 6-1, 6-0; and 6-3, 6-3. Blankenship. Hadnott was There was no such period of hope Blumentritt played only one other eliminated in the second round by for Rice fans this time, as Hyde set varsity athlete, when she defeated the strong playing of Laura Hanna the tone of the game on the first Kim Ginsler of University of of Texas A&M, 7-5, 6-4. play from scrimmage, hitting split Houston in the fourth round. Blankenship is optimistic end Andy Hill for 39 yards down Enthusiastic coach Paul concerning prospects for his new the left sideline. Missouri wasted Blankenship, formerly of Texas team. "It seems like 1 never have no time getting in the end zone, Christian, remarked, "I wouldn't enough time to get everythingdone scoring on a four-yard sweep by mind having six Blumentritts on in terms of improving the girls' Bill White with only 2:34 gone. my team. She's got that great games, but we have a lot of Rice coach Ray Alborn offered tournament temperament that potential. I'm very pleased no excuses after the carnage, Owls Mike Burt (35), Ed Gentry run to Rice's fumbled punt return,—M. Gladu allows her to stay cool under overall." stating, "We just made too many tight end Andy Gibler for the Lucchesi mercifully missed his mistakes against a good football score. Missouri then took second extra point attempt, New in Rice Village.... team." Alborn explained, "We advantage of two Rice turnovers. leaving it 29-0 at the half. didn't play aggressively on defense. An of Owl Unsurprisingly, the halftime On their short passes, we didn't quarterback Michael Calhoun's statistics told a sad tale for the break on the football and knock pass to Hosea Fortune^ became a see Owls, page 16

The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 13 WOMEN'S CROSSCOUNTRY Midlength runners to go the distance in cross country by Jeanne Cooper regionals," said Lopez. Klein kept squad made it to nationals in cross Weeden, who trained this summer, McMaster, returning for her third Although the women's cross in shape this summer by competing country last season, but they, like has been working out by year as an 800 meter runner, will country squad will open their in the national bicycling Haynes, will be out with injuries. swimming and following a weight also run cross country to "get season this Saturday with only one championships. Junior Disa Lewis received a stress program. strength and develop more base." of their "true distance runners," Senior Catherine Baker also Lopez described his crew of coach Victor Lopez is unper- went to nationals last year, but in a mostly middle distance runners, turbed—he's training the team to different event—the 800 meters. "They work so hard, and are so peak for the state meet on October 1. Placing first in Division II, Baker competitive and dedicated, I won't went on to take fifth in Division I The Rice Invitational meet, said -!"rfv4T" be surprised if all of them do well. national competition. Since this Lopez is just to "see where we Their dedication has made them will be her first year running cross stand as far as our condition is better athletes." Lopez also noted, country, Lopez is mostly looking concerned." He continued, "This "The drive for achievement can be to develop endurance for the will give us an indication on how better than raw talent alone." much training they've had or lack spring track season. Nevertheless, in each area. I more or less know, he believes "she may surprise some University women in the Rice but I'd like to see them compete." people. She has a lot of dedication. Invitational will run two miles. At She's looking fine and doing every Lopez should know; he's been the state meet and regionals workout." holding intensive workouts to get meet—"the important race," his runners into top condition for Three other newcomers to cross commented Lopez—the women some time. The women, who country will compete for Rice will run the standard 5000 meters. Lopez says are currently "70 to 80 Saturday. A transfer from San The women's field includes percent in shape," have been Jacinto Junior College, Kathy University of Houston, Lamar, running twice a day three or four Sullivan seems "solid" so far and Louisiana State, North Texas, days a week as well as doing should help the team, says Lopez. Sam Houston State, Texas A&M and University of Texas at San repetition work once or twice a Cross country runners (l-r) Anne Mcmaste r, Catherine Baker and Disa Lewis Freshman Lisa Myers, who came week. train in weight room.. —M. Gladu as a quarter miler and is now a half Antonio. University women's Although junior Martha fracture in an indoor track meet miler, will run for the same reason competition begins at 10 a.m. on Training won't help long Crandall generally runs in the 1500 last spring that has not prohibited as Catherine Baker. Walk-on Ann Buffalo Bayou. distance runner Patricia Haynes, and 3000 meter events, Lopez is her from training but that has however; a junior with sophomore not oblivious to the fact that she caused her a "slight problem with MEN'S SOCCER eligibility, Haynes suffered a stress competed at nationals in cross her heels," according to Lopez. fracture last year but was able to country last year. "She's looking When the healing process is train in the spring, only to injure good, running as well right now as complete, Lopez predicts Lewis Club ties, wins on road her hip in a bicycle fall this she did last year," he commented. will be a strong addition to the by Bob Goeddel Smith and Manilton Santos. summer. "I think she will have an even team. The men's soccer club took to Another defensive lapse cost the The team's other distance better season, because she's Denise Weeden's stress fracture, the road for the first time last Owls one more goal, and the match runner, walk-on Lisa Klein, healthy and more mature." however, will keep her from weekend, following up a 2-2 tie ended in a draw. "should help us in state and Two other members of the running for another two weeks. against Louisiana State with a 2-0 victory over Tulane on Sunday. An eager Rice team made no such errors Sunday against .MEN'S TRACK The Rice squad met an Tulane. Wozniak put Rice ahead aggressive LSU Tigers team in early on a tally from a corner kick Baton Rouge on Saturday. The Youngsters learn SWC reality at A&M and assisted on the second goal by Owls controlled the early going, by Eric Hough best time came from seventh place meets earlier this month, ran a bit chipping in to Kirsch, who then but failed to score. The Tigers, Rice's talented but young men's William Moore at 30:28. under par with a 30:42 11th place drove the ball past a bewildered frustrated by a smooth-passing cross country team was baptized in time. Tulane goalkeeper. Captain Commented Straub, "The team Rice midfield of Mark Wozniak, Southwest Conference competi- Kirsch praised Wozniak, "Mark was awakened by how tough the The remainder of the squad ran Russell Kirsch and John Smith, tion last Friday, taking fourth played the best soccer I ever saw competition will be (this year)." as follows: 16th place—Greg began to knock down any Rice place in a field of five at the 10,000 him play. He and John (Smith) Rice not only ran into good Johnson, 31:18.2; 21 st—Craig player in possession of the ball. meter Texas A&M Invitational in really opened up our wings." competition, so to speak, but also Hughes, 31:37.3; 22nd—Jeff This tactic confused the young College Station. ran at a disadvantage. The ten- Bennett, 31:37.7; 26th—Gawain Owls, and LSU was awarded a The University of Texas took Goalie Rod Turrene was also man squad consists of two Guy, 31:54.5; and 27th — penalty kick, resulting in a 1-0 lead top honors with 46 points, credited with the shutout, with upperclassmen and eight Francisco Melendez, 31:55. for the Tigers. followed by Baylor with 47. Rice, help from the back four of Tom freshmen; of the freshmen, none The Owls charged back, with 77 points, trailed 20 points Pellette, Ken Kurtzman, Bennji had ever run the college standard The team's next competition will grabbing a 2-1 lead on goals by behind third place University of Finch and Peter Lawton. of 10,000 meters, twice the be this Saturday at the Rice Houston. Host school A&M standard high school distance. Invitational, which includes finished last with 107 points. WOMEN'S TENNIS Nevertheless, Straub insists his women's and high school races as Times overall for the race were team inevitably "will get better and well as men's. The men's field this very fast. So fast that Rice coach better." year includes UH, Houston Brockman travels again Steve Straub believes "the course Baptist, Lamar University, by Jeanne Cooper Brockman then proceeded to Besides Moore, R ice's other top was probably a little short." Todd McNeese State, Louisiana State, After an unsuccessful bid for the defeat Venezuela's third-ranked finisher was Robert Schooler. Harbour of Baylor, one of the top North Texas, San Jacinto, U.S. Open junior title earlier this player, Christiana Wallis, also in Schooler, who had been the milers in the nation, captured first University of Texas at San month, freshman Wendy straight sets, 6-4, 6-1. place with 29:41.7, while Rice's standout runner in two practice Antonio and Texas A&I. Brockman reached the quarter- finals in the international Rolex The Rice Pre-Business Society Undoubtedly, Rice will hold a Junior Invitational tournament in conjunction with slight advantage running on its last week. home course. With weaker Brockman played decisively in The Career Planning and competition and the team's the first round of competition, Placement Office experience at A&M, coach Straub beating Maria Laredo, seventh- predicts "the meet will be easier." present ranked junior in Venezuela, 6-1, 6-1. Steve Shaper President of the Association Sirs m of Rice Alumni Harvard MBA Wednesday September 30, 7-9 p.m. Wendy Brockman —B. Davies Sewall Hall 301 Brockman met her match in the quarterfinals against Maria If you ever wondered how a pefson can be transformed from a college student with little idea of where to go or what to do into Berlotti, the number one junior in a successful businessman or entrepreneur, then this lecture is South America. Losing 6-4 in the for you. Mr. Shaper is a strong believer in small business and first set, Brockman rallied in the now owns a large number of companies. Don't miss the chance S second, losing in a tiebreaker 7-5. to listen to and talk with a highly successful Rice graduate who Roly Bialistotsky of Israel, knows the advantages and weaknesses of a Rice degree. X currently the eighth-ranked junior KINKO'S in the world, won the tournament. Beer and Soft'Drinks will be served. Brockman was pleased with her 2368 Rice Blvd overall performance, commenting, "I played very well. The courts This meeting will also serve as the organizational meeting for the Rice Pre- 521-9465 were fast, so it was just like home Business Society. for me." The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 14 INTRAMURALS Phil's fine combs Split Ends, Abandon overhauls 'Riders by Dave Chilton and especially from defensive sive v'cto-y. Thursday League backs Lane Deyoe and Ed Monday League In the first Thursday League Casserly. After being rained out the first action of the season, Bill Wise's Ken Scheuer's Lifers were idle week, Monday League opened its Flirtin' With Disaster scored a 28-7 last week. season with some good play, victory over Tracy Bouvette's el Friday League headed by Steve Sheffield's S.D. Flirtin' with Disaster's big The first Friday League action Reckless Abandon's 50-0drubbing gun for the day was quarterback saw Tom Farris' Phil's score a 27-0 of Dan Watkin's Lowriders. Emery Biro, who threw four victory over Mark Brown's Split Quarterback Max Laun headed touchdown passes. Three of Biro's Ends. the Reckless Abandon attack with TD slingshots found Clint Welch, Farris himself took charge of the four TD tosses. Sheffield hauled in who also starred on defense with game as he played quarterback, one of Laun's scoring strikes and three . Jay Goode throwing for four touchdown returned a kickoff for a score, caught Biro's other TD pass, and passes. Tim McGarvey was Farris' while Rock Roberts caught scored two PATs. favorite target, connecting three another of Laun's TD passes. Both Jack Crosby and Craig times for scores. Roger Quintero Roberts also returned an intercep- Edwards provided excellent hauled down the successful QB's tion fora score, asdid John Albert. protection for Biro to throw, while fourth TD strike. Will Rabson and Tom Snook were Andy Moore got into the act on Up front, Phil Houlck and Rob Jerry Brown and fellow Penetrator block Go Navy's J.D. Sittonj—M. Feige on the receiving end of Abandon's defense with two interceptions. Jackson led the pass protection for TD for a 14-0 halftime lead. Chappel and safety Eric O'Keefe. other scoring passes. David Powers' Brain Damage Phil's. Although unable to pick off In the second half, the Malts The final Friday opener featured For the Lowriders, Brad Nichols opened their season shooting a pass, the Phil's secondary of Bob offense got into the act with QB Karl Maier's Sons of 69er's made many good catches while Joe T down Perry McConnell's Avery, ames Thompson and Rick Jay Hebert tossing two dumping Fred Frautz's Prema- Freeland played a decent defensive Physiques 25-6. Hunt provided excellent defense touchdowns, one to John O'Keefe turely Balled 41-14. line to throw some light on an Quarterback Bob Saxton was all afternoon. and one to Tracy Clem. Besides Quarterback Greg Smith otherwise dark game for the team. the key man in Brain Damage's In another Friday 27-0 shutout, Hall's heroics, Rich McGee also provided the 69er's offensive spark Alan Janiga's Generic Football offensive thrust, running Jim Donnell's Malts ran over Ken chipped in on defense with an with two touchdowns running and II edged Dan Coconougher's roughshod over the Physique's Sill's Six Pack. interception. two more passing, finding J.P. Whoredogs 10-6. Defense was the defense for two touchdowns and The Malts relied on defense to As for Six Pack, their defense Halvorsen and Doug Mischlich. difference for Generic as its two throwing for two more to Dalon set up their first two scores; Mark played well in the first half, but the Mischlich also returned an safeties provided the winning Keys. Hall picked off a pass, returned it offense never became untracked. interception for his second TD, margin. Bruce Aichler was the Brain Damage got fine play all for a touchdown and then picked Standouts in the losing effort were while Ralph Werling repeated his defensive star, committing both afternoon from the entire defense, off another, setting up Jeff Spiers' defensive linebacker Keith feat to close the game in an impres- sacks that provided the safeties and four points for Generic. INTRAMURALS Generic's lone touchdown came from quarterback Henry Bourne's Freshmen prove they can play football too... pass to Kenny Kurtzman. The team's defensive highlight was by Riaz Karamali the list of bright spots in an Hoffman, captain Pete Laun and 20 yard line, and QB Wayne see Go Navy, page 17 Lovett's Esad routed Jones' otherwise lackluster Untitled pass rusher Ricky Sheridan. Vaughn dodged his way into the Untitled 34-6 on the first day of performance. end zone to score. OUR } 41st Saturday morning intramural Baker's The Team took a bye Both offenses sputtered the rest If *. YEAR freshman football. Quarterback In other freshman league action, when Will Rice's Mavericks failed of the half, but the Cleavers came John Mutz led an overwhelming Sid Richardson's The Jack beat to appear. back in the second to explode for Esad offense with five touchdown Wiess' Cherrypickers 20-7, scoring 30 points, including two on a passes. Bill Stockton was another 13 unanswered points in the the Hanszen's Polo and Yacht Club safety. Vaughn ran for two more key performer, catching a 38 yard second half. could have emulated the touchdowns and passed for two, TD pass and intercepting two The Cherrypickers scored on Maverick's strategy and spared with SRCconvertingall theirextra errant throws by Untitled. their first possession of the game themselves the 37-0 beating at the point attempts. John McKay and Esad receiver Paul Judson with a 16 yard run by quarterback hands of SRC's Beaver Cleavers. captain Steve Tomkies each MCAT> played an excellent game with two George Scott. The Jack tied the Allowing only one first down the caught a TD pass, while McKay TD catches, while Rich Hooper game 7-7 on their own next entire game, the Cleavers' and Brian Tucker both intercepted LSAT-GRE and Leo Lopez each caught a pass possession with QB Floyd overpowering defense was led by for the Cleavers. GRE PSYCH for a touchdown. Defensive back Goodrich running the ball 12 yards middle linebacker Frank Markle, for a touchdown. GRE BIO Mark Steakley also had an whose frequent penetrations on Captained by Evan Kramer, the ECFMG interception to round out Lovett's In the second half, Goodrich blitzes proved disastrous to the Polo and Yacht Club's notable DAT-VAT# , highlights. connected on two touchdown Club. The Cleavers' first accomplishment was an FLEX Untitled's lone score came on a passes of 15 and five yards to Dave possession began within the Club's interception by Raoul Trevino. GMAT / v pass from Scott Ralston to Peter Schmid and Scott Wolf, Olsen near the end of the first half. respectively. David Potash of The PCAT / N| Olsen made an outstanding - Jack also intercepted a pass and OCAT / |,| defensive effort as well with three caught one for an extra point Effective Reading and interceptions to his credit. conversion. MAT /NPB I Untitled lineman Tony The Cherrypickers managed five Advanced Learning Skills SAT /NLE Foreman also played well in both interceptions in the game, one each rushing and blocking, concluding by Barry Nicholson, Scott, Mike Session I Monday 7-10 starting October 5 for 7 weeks. The Rice Program Council presents TEST PREPARATION Session II Tuesday 7-10 starting October 6 SPECIALISTS SINCE 1938 r• SP Live Music for 7 weeks. I at the Pub! Sign up by October 2 in the Office of Student Advising, jlamficy-H. 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The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 15 TOOTBAU Owls score first TD of season continued from page 13 with our execution." This point of less than secure tackling. Owls, behind in first downs 13-4 could not be disputed, as the The Tigers finished their scoring and in total offense 248-88. Hyde offense clearly blew assignments, late in the third quarter on a 14- was already 15 of 18 for 200 yards. thus allowing the Missouri defense yard reverse by flanker Tony The Owls did not look quite as to shut down the Owls with ease. Carruthers. Backup kicker Allan ineffective as they had against UT; After one of the worst halftime O'Hearn then proved he too could while not playing against Kenneth shows in recorded history (be miss extra points, ending the Sims and company probably had thankful for the MOB), Missouri quarter at 42-0. something to do with the improve- extended their lead to 36-0 on Rice worked their way to the ment, Alborn did think that the another one-play touchdown Missouri 45 on the ensuing Owls "executed somewhat better drive. This time Brian Mica possession to receive two gift on offense." muffed a punt at the Rice 14 which points when Dale Walters' punt He once again defended the Missouri fell on at the 11. Hyde was fielded on the two-yard line by offensive scheme, commenting, struck f his fourth TD pass, a Tiger frosh Ricky Doby. Doby "There's nothing wrong with the swing to Bobby Meyer on which then compounded his mistake by offense. There's something wrong Rice could well have been accused going into the end zone, where he was buried by either Michael Burt and Mike Collins or Osby Mitchell and Eric Sampson, or perhaps all four. Anyway, Rice was finally on Deron Miller (88) receives a Calhoun pass for a two-point conversion in the the board at 42-2. last quarter as Tigers Jeff Smith (23) and Leo Pelek (28) look on;—M. Gladu America candidate" tight end somewhat for inexperience. The The fourth quarter was a score- Robert Hubble had no receptions; Owls are going to need all the help less tussle between Rice and the both passes thrown in his direction they can get Saturday when they M issouri benchwarmers until T roy were intercepted. travel to Baton Rouge to play a Cates blocked a Tiger punt, giving Rice is a terribly inexperienced Louisiana State team bent on Rice the ball at the Missouri 47 team this year, but as Alborn revenge for last year's 17-7 loss at with 1:43 left. Calhoun passed for pointed out, the intensity as Rice Stadium. Rice will be looking 24 to Reggie Riggs to keep the reflected in aggressiveness was not to make at least a respectable drive going and became once again there against Missouri. showing before the 77,000 Louisi- the beneficiary of charity, this time Such intensity can make up anans expected to attend the game. getting a questionable pass interference call in the end zone. With the ball at the one, Varsity sports for Sept.24-Oct.3 Calhoun found Fortune^ for ThurSept24 W Volleyball vs. San Jacinto AUTRY COURT 7:00 p.m. Rice's first touchdown of the Sat Sept 26 MW Cross Country at Rice Invitational Buffalo Bayou 9:00 a.m. Brown took on Will Rice in the first women's college soccer match on Wednes- season with only 19 seconds M Soccer vs. Texas Tech Lubbock 2:00 p.m. M Football vs. Lousiana State U Baton Rouge, La. 7:30 p.m. day. Although Brown held the "Wild Rice" valiantly, WRC won the game 1-0 remaining. Backup tight end Deron Miller caught the two-point TuesSept29 W Volleyball vs. Texas Southern TSU 7:00 p.m. on a penalty kick by Sue Allen. In the photo, WRC's Molly Reed tries to veer a ThurOct 1 W Volleyball vs. Texas Southern AUTRY COURT 7:00 p.m. t determined Sally Groves from the ball. —B. Davies conversion paSs. Rice's "All- Sat Oct 3 M Football vs. Tulane RICE STADIUM 2:00 p.m. M Soccer vs. Arkansas RICE 2:00 p.m. M E PICA L SCHOOL: The Bokay Shop Typing Scrvicc Village Florist $1.00 per page Beautiful flowers Call Mary Abella HOW TO CURE 933-6485 for any and every after 3:30 p.m. occasion! or before 9 a.m. 2406 Rice Blvd. A FINANCIAL 528-4466 PLACEMENT OFFICE INTERVIEWS

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The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 16 INTRAMURALS Brown's Babes suffer Net Losses Wed. football by Genie Lutz Tanner and linebacker Mike themselves on L.B.&R.T.G. in the Monday League Manson turned in respectable first Tuesday night match, winning Last year's winners Subtle performances for Fubar, 15-0, 15-7. Despite L.B.&R.T.G.'s update and Touch returned in form Monday outscored 88-0 in its first two rally in the second game, the team night to open women's intramural games. was no match for the Setters' league picks volleyball competition, easily In the second match, a modified potent offensive drive, led by Anne defeating another returning squad, version of last year's We Ain't Easy Chang, Dana Mischlich and Mich The Six-Packers, 15-5, 15-9. Both renamed Net Losses defeated Rucker. The Agonies of Defeat beat the teams took to the court with only Brown's Babes 15-4, 15-9. The Net Last year's second place champs APC Pendejos 20-14, while in five players; Subtle Touch's Losses took control of both games The Blue Ribbons fought a close another close match, Dry Heave captain Rachael Hill and grad largely due to excellent serving, match against the long-established defeated Joe mama 13-7. Yester- student Anita Mizusawa were two with Patty Grans serving eight aces Zoo to emerge victorious 15-7, 15- day's Heroes conquered the that dominated the match. in the first game alone for a 10. Consisting mostly of returning hapless Bald Lemmings 38-0. The substantial lead. players, The Blue Ribbons top ten picks as of 9/23 are, in des- On the losing side, Lisa featured the athletic skills of Kathy cending order: Phil's, Thunder- Shambro made several excellent Koch, one of the strongest players WL~- g|» ducks, Malts, Reckless Abandon. in the league. Although ultimately Go Navy sinks defensive plays for Brown's Babes. Monday night action -C. Rening The Deltas, Son of 69er's, Dry Tuesday League unsuccessful, the talented Zoo Heave, Flirtin' With Disaster, Penetrators The Irish Setters unleashed presented formidable competition. Yesterday's Heroes and Go Navy. continued from page 15 John Baines' interception. The Whoredogs, led by Jeff E-Systems continues Mischka on offense, scored when Joe Mischka plunged over from the tradition of the one. In the final Monday league game, Wayne Peters' Go Navy the world's great problem solvers, sunk Kevin Greene's Penetrators 15-7. Maxwell's electro- taining a reputation for write: Lloyd K. Lauderdale, Go Navy quarterback J.D. magnetic field theory led to designing and building V P. — Research and Engi- Sitton took it in himself for one huge practical scientific communications, data, neering, E-Systems, score, and threw a swing pass to advances. His light theory antenna, intelligence and Jason Gully for another TD. Go Corporate Headquarters, Navy got their remaining points on led to his own development reconnaissance systems P.O. Box 226030, Dallas, a safety by Rich Gale. On defense, of one of the first color that are often the first-of-a- Texas 75266. Go Navy was led by the fine play of photos and the kinetic kind in the world. Keith Miller. theory of gasses. For a reprint of the For the Penetrators' only score, E-SYSTEMS Swarthmore transfer Dave Scientists and en- Maxwell illustration and Wagner threw a TD pass to John gineers at E-Systems are information on career Cunyus. On defense, the carrying on in the tradition of opportunities with E-Sys1 Penetrators featured the fine play Maxwell's genius. Today, tems in Texas, Florida, The problem of Dean Henigsman and Paul they are solving some of the Indiana, Utah or Virginia, Parsons in an unfortunately solvers. unsuccessful effort. world's toughest problems An equal opportunely employer M>b H V Tuesday League in electronically steered In the second week of Tuesday phased array antennas, action Britt Smithson's electromagnetic scattering Thunderducks rolled up their and solar ray concentration, second impressive shutout victory as they trounced Alan McCree's using his findings as tools. Milford High 27-0. E-Systems is main- Quarterback Mike Kane was again the central figure in the Thunderduck offense, throwing two touchdowns and running for James Clerk Maxwell 1831-1879 another. Roy Rainey and Eric Bavereis were on the receiving end of Kane's TD tosses. The Thunder- duck defense was equally impressive; led by Rainey, Dave Nunn and Dan Piatt, they kept Milford High out of the end zone although they had 12 plays inside the ten-yard line. Bauereis also saved one score at the one-yard line and Doug Gardner ran back an interception for a final score that added punctuation to the victory. In more Tuesday play, Dave Sebastian's Deltas also raised their record to 2-0 with a 7-0 victory over Asa Shinkawa's DO A. The game was actually not as close as the score would indicate, as the Deltas played with the minimum six players for most of the game. The Deltas also had potential TD passes to Terry Phillips and Graham Ullrich dropped and held DOA without a single penetration in the game. The Deltas' only score came when Pappy Devine threw a TD pass to Mike Oestman with about two minutes left to play. Devine, who led the Deltas for the second week in a row, also had two interceptions for the stingy Delta defense. m Nhoc Truong's Dial "F' for Fubar suffered its second shutout defeat on Tuesday, this time at the hands of Tito Alfaro's Our Garland Division will be on campus interviewing September 29. Easy Terms, 25-0. In the defeat, receiver Ian Hersey, center Jack The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 17 IN THE COLLEGES

LOVETT stroll, call Rob Ilaria 526-2176 and Dave Chilton, Will Rice-Robin BROWN 5905. This job is a lot of work. be the new male jogging escort1; Baringer. RPC coupon books and ^jrrmTr Brent Wilkey Freshmen: Pick Up an RPC calendar or an Lynn Bcyden calendars are still available; check contact Rafael Longoria 526-9829 On Campus newsletter in the with your college rep. Sears charge RMC and check around your Cannons on the half deck, and give him your ideas on There will be an all-school TG in cards are available to juniors, college to keep in touch. glittering islands of silver, and spending the freshman study seniors, and grads through their The 1981-82 Rice Student Sewall courtyard Friday, Sept. 25, break fund. The money is for you mermaids in placid blue seas — Directory is out! Stop by your at 3:30 p.m. Up with People will college reps or the SA office. l.ovett Casino Party, March '82: so help decide how best to use it. college office to pick yours up. perform. The RPC will show the Pirates of the Caribbean. Place it old Clark Gable film "It Happened Check this column for info WILL RICE on your calender today. One Night" at 7, 9:15, and 11:30 in OFF CAMPUS about a newly-installed Jean Anouilh's Waltz of the "hotline"—further details later. Chem. Lec. Friday evening for Alison Bober Toreadors comes to Lovett Fereed Mangalji Any input or suggestions? Contact 50c. Theater in late January '82. your off-campus rep. A dance is planned for Oct. 3 at 9 Don't miss the TGIF with Positions of power and If you haven't collected your p.m. in the RMC. Potomac Street Brown at Sewall Courtyard at 3:30 responsibility are now available. Campaniles, you can get them in will perform. Tickets will be $2 in with live entertainment. the SA office on the 2nd floor of Assistant director, set, light, and BROWN advance and $2.50 at the door. The Applications for Sports costume designers will be selected the RMC 9-12 a.m. and 1-3 p.m. Cultural Committee is co- Committee rep, Safety rep, Rules Make arrangements now to have soon. Contact co-producers Shane v p Alison Kennamcr sponsoring Ralph Nader, who will Committee chairman, ombuds- your picture taken, for next year's Phelps 526-7356, Brent Wilkey Campanile by contacting your speak in the RMC Grand Hall on man, College Court and Appeals 526-9925, or Director Hal Oct. 19 at 8 p.m. Court are due by dinner Tuesday, college section editor: Baker-Kari Brown will have a TG with Will Kohlman 526-6852. Findley, Brown-Whizzy Glass, Rice Friday, September 25. Brown Two Beer Bike chairman are September 29, to Robert or Pam. To donate your evening hours, Hanszen-Laurie McKinzy, Jones- associates are invited to dinner and needed. Anyone interested should Student directories, Sears credit contact Max Laun 526-7356 of the Lisa Williams, Lovett-Chris dessert Wednesday evening, leave their name and number at the card applications and film Escort Service. To run rather than Atkins, Leslie Matteson, Wiess- September 30. SA office or call Sherry at 522- questionnaires are in Babs' office.

GSA & Steve Wilkinson The GSA is offering a rebate on 1981 Texas Renaissance Festivaf tickets . Each ticket stub brought in will earn a S3 rebate, limit two per graduate student ID. The following people as well as those already mentioned in the GSA Yellow Pages are available for typing: Jen Wright (x3250), Donna Montez (x4813 or 457- 2017) and Sylvia Louie (x2710 or 729-0287). Valhalla's "Department Night" is going well; already the architecture, biology and history departments have enjoyed Valhalla's super low prices. Make sure that your department is on the list by letting Valhalla manager Richard Carter know the number of faculty, staff and graduate members in your department.

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Everyone is invited to an after- dinner talk on Monday, Septem- ber 20, by our associate: Dr. Jim Lomax of Psychiatric Service. Dr. Lomax will speak on "The Special Stresses of Being a Rice If you think "pack and rollers"are student" in the outer commons directly after dinner. just a California craze, Tickets for the Oct. 2 Jones All- School Rio Party will go on sale soon. For $3 you'll receive one you're not ready for New Memorex. entrance ticket and a parcel of game tickets. Additional game tickets may be purchased at the Pads and rollers are key com- dramatically reduce wear. METAL IV. don't forget the impor- door. tance of those pads and rollers. ponents of a cassette's tape Our unique ultra-low-friction j transport system. polyolefin wafers help precision- Enjoy the music as the tape glides SID RICHARDSON This system guides the tape molded hubs dispense and unerringly across the head. past your deck's tape head. It must gather tape silently and uniformly And remember-, getting it there Roger Ford do so with unerring accuracy. play after play. Even after 1,000 is half the fun. S And no cassette does it more plays. Tuesday, September 29, SRC accurately than totally new In fact, our new will host an Associates Night Memorex. Memorex cas- featuring a rug concert after dinner. Craig Bohmer, newly- sette will always is/ie deliver true appointed apprentice conductor sound reproduc- for Houston Grand Opera will tion, or we'll perform at the piano with soprano replace it. Free. mt.'W Jeanette Thompson. Friday, October 2, we will have a Of course, re- rJgogS TG with Hanszen at Willy's production that true Statue. and that enduring Hirshberg's "groovy" council The new Memorex tape trans- owes a lot to Per- passed the budget 10-2. The port system is precision engi- mapass ™, our extraor- council named David Ronn as neered to exacting tolerances. dinary new binding safety rep and appointed Jeff Flanged, seamless rollers guide process. It even owes a Long, John MacKay, William the tape effortlessly and exactly. little to our unique new Moore, Edwin Moure and Greg An oversize pad hugs the tape to fumble-free storage album. NOW MORE THAN EVER Smith to court positions. the tape head with critical pres- But when you record on new WE ASK: IS IT LIVE, OK IS IT If you're interested in free sure: firm enough for precise Memorex, whether it's HIGH membership to a local health spa alignment, gentle enough to BIAS II, normal bias MRX I or MEMOREX and racquet club or the October Las Vegas trip, see Steve Jines. c 1981 Memorex Corporation Santa Clara California 95052, USA Directories and Sears credit card applications are in the college office. The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 18 delayed misclassi Overheard real late: "But doesn't that hurt?" "Not unless you blow so hard that snot comes** ou* t your ears." ". . . And you thought the guys at Sid Rich and Wiess were bad; you should see the women of Brown... They should put the locks on the inside so they can't get out." — **His* t 223, 9/14/81 "Doorknobs are small, bald, immobile and have no sex life (except at Lovett)." R. Weir**d *— Jack Sunday What do engineers do at IBM? "I've pushed every button on this damn thing now, it had better work." — Dr**. Hymen* , Hist 297 "If there were any justice in this A guide for graduating engineers. world, avdanced org. would be followed by advanced asm." There isn't enough space in this magazine to describe — Disgusted Chem Student *** the variety of projects that IBM engineers "You have obviously read ahead You have blown my next ten undertake in small teams. Hut. just for example... minutes of lecture. I hate it when students read ahead. Please don't do it again." —•* Dr* . Gow, Poli 325 "My experience screwing holes in the ceiling hasn't been too pleasant." — Wil***d Woman's Man Electrical Engineers work on such projects as Hey Wonder, display technology, electrical communications, When you said that "What we should do is get it right the first electrical design and packaging, microcode develop- time." didn't you mean we should get it right the only time? And, ment. optics, process engineer ing, product test and what do you mean by right? How assurance, systems architecture and analysis. do you define right and wrong? If we consist of only matter destined systems programming and test equipment design. for entropy, then our minds are nothing more than a function of Mechanical Engineers explore acoustics, said matter. Our minds are subject to our bodies' appetites and computer-aided design, manufacturing engineering, emotions. We then have no control of our biological fate as mechanical design and packaging, quality predestined by our DNA. engineering, process engineering, product test and Alas, in addition to being pointless fellows we must also be assurance, and thermal analysis. hapless creatures whose environment acts on us. We can Chemists and Chemical Engineers study assume no responsibility for our lithography technology. manufacturing engineering, actions. We are just doing "our thing" as our minds, according to materials development and analysis, process our bodies' biological necessities, direct us. I, however, would not engineering, quality engineering, and semiconductor prefer to be a robot but am willing to admit that I make mistakes. design. — The Marvelous Muskrat Industrial and Manufacturing Engineers engage Jackie — I be hot for you, baby. 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ine Kice Ihresher, September 25, 1981, page 19 i misclass poop * balanced notes and notices: the Friday, September twenty-fifth To John-who's-working-on-a- Women's cross country and at 6:45 in one of the rooms on first 2. RMC Lobby. Baptist Student Union's Rock-a- special-project-in-the-Provost's- track coach Victor Lopez needs a floor Rayzor Hall. All students are rice Thon begins. office: student manager for his teams. invited to attend. Meetings are 5 p.m. Deadline for removal of incompletes. Who are you and for what do usually only 15-20 minutes and people's 7, 9:15 and 11:30. Chem Lec. It Happened One Night. Manager's hours would be you seek? approximately 2:30-5:30 p.m. on make a great study break. Call Lisa 50c. Firsthand information is more 7. Miller Theatre. Sum Concerts: Jazz Festival. Free. weekdays and all day on weekends at 526-3695 for more info. We will calendar reliable (where did you get be holding lessons soon, too, so 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Bitter Tea of General that a team travels. Yen. $2. "Princess" from?). call or stop by if interested. 7:30 and 10:15. Media Center. Romeo and Juliet. $2. Please reply. The student will receive *** River Oaks. The Harder They Come (7:30) and — Barbara-who-you've-been- financial aid next semester, travel Rice Wrestling Club will have an Rockers (9:30). asking-about-at-the-library-and- to all meets and "have the chance organizational meeting Friday, Sept. 25 at 4:30 p.m. in the gym. Saturday, September twenty-sixth heaven-knows-where-else*** . to join a great organization", according to Lopez. Interested Everyone is welcome regardless of 2 and 7. Sum Concerts: Jazz Festival again. Free. Coming soon to a college near you: skill level. If interested call Loren 7 and 10. Chem Lec. West Side Story. $1. THE REGGAE TABLE! students should contact Lopez at 7:30 Baton Rouge. Football: Rice vs. LSU. at 524-9086. 527-4077, or 527-8101, ext. 2451. *** 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Yuki Fujin Ezu. $2. Need ride to Calif, for Xmas. Will 8:30. Alley Theatre. All the World's a Stage (scenes from four classic theatres). World Hunger Rock-a-Thon will Call 228-8421. help with gas and driving. Please The Association of Women's begin rocking around the clock 7:30 only. Media Center. Charles— Dead or Alive and Retour D'Afrique. $2. contact Tania. 526-3541. Awareness of the Right to this Friday, Sept. 25 from 2 p.m. to River Oaks. The History of the Mealies (4:15 and 7:30) and Let It Be (6 and *** Equality—AWARE, or more 2 p.m. in the RMC Lobby. The German table will be meeting at 9:15). plainly, Rice's organization for funds will be used through the Brown on Tuesdays for lunch. women, will meet for the first time Sunday, September twenty-seventh *** MANNA Program to go directly 7:30. Jones Hall, downtown. Houston Symphony Orchestra: Pops Concert. Mr. Hyman — this year next Tuesday at 7 p.m. to the problem area. There are no Call 224-4240. Please do your students the in Sewall 207B. Anyone administration or advertising costs 8. Hamman Hall. The Rice Players: The Skin of Our Teeth opens. courtesy of beginning your lectures interested is invited to attend. deducted from the proceeds. For 7:30. Media Center. The Night of the Hunter. $2. on time. I have a class just before *** more info be there or call the BSU River Oaks. Rebecca (2:30 and 7) and Notorious (5 and 9:30). The Rice Field Hockey Club is at 790-0279. yours (297) and I am very tired of practicing every Wed. at 3:30 Monday, September twenty-eighth arriving at 2:27 to find you've *** 10. Jones. SA Senate meeting. p.m. and Saturday at 10:30 a.m. RAMAS will have a meeting on already begun. Please set your We meet by the gym, and have River Oaks. A Long Day's Journey Into Night (7) and Ordinary People(930). watch by the library clock (as most Sept. 30 at 8:30 p.m. in the Wiess extra field hockey sticks for PDR. Refreshments will be served. Tuesday, September twenty-ninth students do) and don't start so everyone. We have a game *** 7:30. Media Center. To the People of the World and More Than a Million early. Thanks. schedule for the fall — so come on Anyone interested in attending the Years. S2. *** Texas Abortion Rights Action River Oaks. The Men (7:30) and Inside Moves (9:15). To "Tres Rude" in Hist. 201: out and plav. W ednesday, September thirtieth *** League (TARAL) fourth annual We have unanimously decided The Electrical Engineering Dept. is meeting, Oct. 3-4 in Austin, may 7:30. Media Center. \ ariety and The Cabinet of Dr. Calgari. $2. to grant Dr. Drew sainthood for River Oaks. Knife in the Water (7:15) and The Tenant (9). looking fo an office helper to work contact Tim or Gayle Furlong at her patience regarding your rude 10 hours a week at $4.50 an hour. 528-2925 for registration Thursday, October first interruptions and your attempts 7:()5. K.TRU (91.7 fm). To the Point: "Humanities Graduates in Business." Bob It's a good way for underclass EE's information. The fee for students is question her knowledge with to become familiar with the Molder. blatant displays of your $10 (not including hotel). department and the professors. All *** 7:30 and 9. Lovett Commons. The Mouse on the Moon. Free. commonplace intelligence. 7:30. Media Center. Obssessione. $2. interested students should contact Rice Pre-Business Society first River Oaks. Grand HoleI (7:15) and Dinner of Eight (9:30). Signed: All but one of the class Nora Quiocho, A1 202, 527-4020. meeting Wednesday, Sept. 30 at 7 members. p.m. in Sewall 301. Guest speaker Friday, October second *** IEEE Student Branch — There 8:30. Miller Theatre. American Deaf Dance Company. Free. To the writer of "Is Pride, etc." — will be Steve Schaper, Pres. of the 9. R MC Cloisters. Carnival in Rio party. $3 advance. S3.50 at the door. will be a meeting Tuesday, Sept. 29 Alumni Assoc. Topic: His business Apparently it is. The Friendly at 4:30 in AL 220 (The Bull Pen). 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Maeunaima. $2. Campus Rag has decided not to experiences. Alan Munley, of Welex, will be *** River Oaks. Moscow Does Nor Believe In Tears (1 and 9:45) begins a week- print it. Don't ask for palm trees long run. speaking about well logging. Oreo Orgy! Monday, Sept. 28 at 9 and/or penguins at the North Saturday, October third Refreshments will be served. p.m. in Hanszen Commons. Pole. *** Sponsored by the Society of 1:30. Media Center. 20.000 Leagues Beneath the Sea. SI. *** 2. Stadium. Football: Rice vs. Tulane. All you pessimists are doomed. Representatives from five law Women Engineers. 6-ish. Lovett Quad. Post-Game Cookout. • •• schools will be here on Sept. 28 to *** 8. Hamman Hall. The Skin of Our Teeth closes. To Jeff Trader (wherever you may address questions about the new The Rice Gay/Lesbian Support 8:30. Miller Theatre. American Deaf Dance Company again. Free. be) — In case you want your LSAT, admissions policies in Group will have its first foxbar 9. RMC Grand Hall. RPC Post-Game Dance. $2. calculator you lost in Rayzor 110 general and curricular develop- tour of the year this Saturday 7:30 and 10. Media Center. The Lacemaker. $2. night, Sept. 26, beginning at 8:30. last week, contac**t *m e at 526-2193. ments. The law schools are Boston River Oaks. Moscow Does Not Believe In Tears (1:30, 4:15, 7 and 9:45) College, Loyola-NewOrleans and We will meet at the Galleon, 2303 continues. To the person who destroyed my New York Law, Washington Univ. Richmond, and stay there for only Sunday, October fourth copy of The Poetry of John Donne (St. Louis) and Columbia. Reps fifteen minutes. We will hand out 7:30. Media Center. Mr. Deeds Goes to Town. S2. in the Baker Commons last will be in the RMC top floor. Call itineraries there. Have at least $10 River Oaks. Moscow (1:30. 4:15, 7 and 9:45) continues. weekend: Why? I really needed it the Prelaw Office for more info. on you for drinks and cover for English, and it was rather *** charges; we won't take anyone who plays, exhibits, flicks expensive. Thank you for sparing The Rice Science Fiction and is underaged. For more The Skin of Our Teeth (Sept. 27 - Oct. 3 at 8). Rice Players at Hamman Fantasy Assoc invites all interested Hall. 527-4040. my physics notes. Enjoy the shoes information contact Steve at Keep Your Chins Up: A New Wrinkle on Aging. Comedy Workshop. Tues.- if you really need them. However, persons to the next meeting, 522-1267 or Annis***e at 524-2788. Sat. at 8:30. Fri. and Sat. also at 11. Call 527-7333. if they don't fit or if blue just isn't Monday, Sept. 28 in Sewall 307 at Ml the World's a Stage (scenes) (Sept. 26 only). Alley Theatre. Call 228-8421. your color, please put them back 7. We'll be showing the Star Trak Rice Philosophy Club will meet "Syzygy." Museum of Natural Science Planetarium. Call 526-4273. on the shelf. — M.G. episode "The Trouble with Weds., Sept. 30 at 8 p.m. in the 2nd "Ciba-Geigy Collects: Aspects of Abstraction" (through Oct. 24). Sewall Art *** Tribbles," old Flash Gordon floor faculty lounge of Rayzor. Gallery. x3502. I left my camera on the mezzanine serials, a Daffy Duck cartoon, and Jeff Lehmann will read a paper on "Paintings by the Handicapped" (through Sept. 25) and "Beautiful Books from of Fondren Library Tuesday, anything else we can get hold of. "Is there a language of thought?" Switzerland" (through Sept. 30). Houston Public Librarv, 500 McKinney. 9/15. Did you find it? Call Ruth at *** 224-5441. 790-1511. Rice Tae Kwon Do Karate Club "Other Realities" (through Sept. 27) and "Parallel Sounds." Contemporary *** will have a beach trip/workout on paid ads Arts Museum, 5216 Montrose. 526-3129. I need a copy of The Struggle for Saturday, 9/26/81. We will meet "A One Man Show" by Karin Broker, Lovett College resident associate. U of H Tutor wanted: For 16 year old high Stability in Early Modern Europe in front of the gym at 10:45 a.m. school sophomore. Subjects — at Clear Lake City. Bayou Building, Second Level, Atrium I. by Rabb, and A Short History of Many more exhibits. Museum of Fine Arts. Call 526-1361. and leave at 11 a.m. Soft drinks English, Math and Spanish. from Mao to Mozart (through Oct. 1), Cutter's Way, The Trials of Oscar the French Revolution by Soboul provided. References, please. Phone: Wilde (Sept. 25 - Oct. 1) and Galipoli (beginning Oct. 2). Greenway 3 for Hist 101. Please call Margaret 675-8221. at 661-9224. The Rice Sailing Club is now Theatres, Greenway Plaza. Call 626-3339. Models needed immediately by Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears (Oct. 2-8). River Oaks Theatre, 2009 W. *** meeting on Wednesday evenings Gray. Phone 524-2175. Wanted - Anyone with friends or photographer. Will train. Rush relatives in the Owens Valley of photo, name and phone number to lectures, talks, seminars, colloquia Calif, or Dyer Nevada. I need to imislabifiedsw: P.O. Box 42808, Dept. 304, "U.S. Soviet Relations." Robert K. German, Former Director of Office of have a letter postmarked in that Do you live in Dallas, Oklahoma Houston 77042. Soviet Union Affairs at State Dept. Sewall 303. Sept. 25 at 7:30 p.m. area. x2433. Ask for Rich. City, Wichita or Kansas City? Do Mr. Lawrence Roser is with the "How to Negotiate." James W. Rosborough, manager of operations. Shell *** you Want to go to one of these Houston Center for Independent Chemical's Elastomers Business. Sept. 26. Call 527-9651. [Several expletives deleted.] places over mid-term? If so call Living on 3110 S. Shepherd. He is "CARS Spectroscopy of U'F6." Dr. G. Marowsky, Laser Physics Group, Max D: No, dummy. Rock-a-thon Planck Inst, for Biophysical Chemistry, Gottingen, FRG. SS 106. Sept. 29 at Rick at 526-5721. I need riders to developing a blind services rocking. As in rocking chairs. share costs. program and needs readers. He 4 p.m. (refreshments in AL 220 at 3:30). K: Like Grandmammy Potters "Structure of Quark Jets." Dr. Risto Orava, Fermi Lab, Bataria, IL. PL 210. +** can accept anyone, but isprefering Sept. 30 at 4. Pinochle Club? Rice students: If you drive from those who can speak Spanish or A: Sort of, except this is for World home to Rice on a regular basis, I are Spanish speakers. The office Hunger . . . have an idea for how you can get number is 528-6316 and home is salt of the dearth misclass [Conversation degenerates again.] A calculator was found noon on Wanted: One surrogate girlfriend *** subsidized $43.74 for gas and 467-4123. Tuesday, Sept. 22 in the Phys for a really nice graduate student. Hullo, Foreigner fans! I've got travel expenses every three months. Call Dan Hu in Hanszen Surplus jeeps, cars, trucks. Car- Amph. To get it back call 522-8901 Real girlfriend is leaving to attend three tickets for the Oct. 4 Summit inv. value $2143 sold for $100. For (after 10 p.m. weekdays) and graduate school at Stanford. Must College for more details. concert. These are pretty good *** information on purchasing similar describe it. be moderately good-looking and seats: Front row, lower prom, Heard on 9-10-81 bargains, call 602-941-8014 x29. ** * intelligent. Excellent fringe benefit about halfway back from the stage. 9:12 p.m. CAP to Lisa: "What Phone call refundable. If anyone has found my notebook with a possibility of advancement I get them becuase I don't like The Faculty Club needs waitresses (black, hard, and thick binder), she don't know won't hurt her." to graduate work at Stanford. For going to concerts alone. I'll sell 9:55 p.m. Lisa to CAP: "I don't and waters. We pay $3.35 per hour please call me. It contains my class more information, call 522-1756 these at cost. If you're interested, plus free meals to start. There is notes. Call Mark Brooks at have anything to lose." and ask for Jim. please call Danni at 777-5144 *** room for advancement to 726-0445. *** I've been screwing around all **• (day), or 520-9694 (night). headwaiter and captain. Contact "The Library's closed . . . Looks *** Lost: A gold Lady Elgin watch, weekend. But it's been necessary Mike McCann or Jennifer Geran like this will have to be a hand job." Chug a lug. screwing around... You know, the at 527-4000. somewhere between the Physics — JW and Spac buildings on Friday, kind you can't live without. *** Sex is the key element in the — 9/13/81 For sale: TI-59 programmable Sept. 18. If found, please call Pam "Oh, we get along. We just play communist revolution. *** calculator and TIPC100A thermal Morris, 527-4929 before 5 p.m. or with each other." — A Prominent Commupist We have the rods; you have the printer (they form a set) $300. Call 660-9337 after 5. Reward. — Elaine (a freshman) Leader curtains. —9/13/81 Michael 750-5782 (days). The Rice Thresher, September 25, 1981, page 20