Issue #4The PatriotMarch 2005 WTHS Musicians Honored Reuben Gutierrez ‘05 Inside... Wilson Hall of Rowan University was filled with talented young musicians on Sunday, January 9th. A multitude of Acoustic Coffee House musical instrumentalists – percussion, woodwinds, brass, and mostly string Preview p. 3 musicians – from over seventy of southern New Jersey’s public, private and home schools gathered together to perform at the Annual South Jersey Junior and Senior High School Orchestra Concert. Though some people may think of this as just another orchestra concert, young musicians prepare intensely to audition and perform for this highly regarded Editors’ perspectives ensemble. Photo courtesy of Tanisha Northcutt ‘05 on the LiveStrong trend “There is a rigorous audition that WTHS members of the South Jersey orchestra pose proudly takes place in December,” stated with their instruments. p. 5 Norma Meyer, WTHS orchestra director. “Students must prepare scales, a major solo piece, and [are School Orchestra was proclaimed. Finale of Igor Stravinsky’s given a musical composition for] sight- Thirteen musicians from Firebird Suite. reading.” Music students of middle Washington Township High School For Northcutt ‘05, SJ Orchestra is schools and high schools from the were selected. Sajaa Ahmed ‘06, something she delights to take part in: region of the lower third of New Jersey Jeremy Bernardo ‘05, Amy Goldberg “Well this will be my 6th year being are eligible to audition. For the strings ‘08, Dan Rogers ‘08 and James selected and I really enjoy playing in section, about 200 people try out, and Wilson ‘06 were part of the violin the concerts every year and working the competition is very intense. section. The viola section included with the different conductors.” “Many students who audition are Paul LaRaia ‘07, Anna Lee Markano This year’s conductor for the High not accepted,” stated Meyer. The SJ ‘08, Allison Murawski ‘08, Tanisha School Orchestra was Jack Moore, New! Comics section Orchestra only admits approximately Northcutt ‘05, and Melissa Van who is the Ambler (PA) Symphony 90 string students – 48 violins, 16 Thuyver ‘08. Kelly Stinson ‘06 Orchestra’s Music Director as well as p. 7 cellos, 16 violas, and 10 basses. This helped complete the cello section the Program Director and classical year, the orchestra also had a harpist. and Matthew Lemmel ‘06 was music announcer for the Temple Opinions on Myspace In addition to string players, the SJ selected for the F Horns. University Public Radio Network. High School Orchestra also includes a After reveling in being selected, Moore has conducted for many musical p. 10 variety of woodwind, brass, and the lucky students began work in ensembles in Philadelphia and Ocean percussion instruments, to create a full learning and rehearsing the music. City, NJ, but also across the Atlantic in Check out the latest symphony orchestra. First there was a “Reading” at Rowan Bulgaria, Russia, and the Czech Republic. To prepare for her audition, University in December in which the “He’s the best conductor I ever reviews! violinist Amy Goldberg ‘08 began musicians sight-read the classical had. He was so funny,” said Wilson Entertainment p. 11 working on a Viola and Violin music to be performed. They were ‘07. Concerto, practicing scales, and sight- then left to practice and learn the “He really found a way to relate reading all the way back in June with music on their own until the weekend to the kids,” added LaRaia ‘07. her private teacher Ana Tsinabze. rehearsals before the concert. On the The SJ Orchestra is not merely Violist Tanisha Northcutt ‘05 began Friday prior to the concert, students just a prestigious musical ensemble. work on her solo piece in May. In were dismissed from school for an Meyer stated that one of the greatest November, her private teacher, Mrs. eight-hour rehearsal starting at 9 a.m. things about SJ Orchestra is “having the Byrnina Socolofsky, held a master class and ending at 5 p.m. Another experience of meeting people from for all her students in which each rehearsal was held on Saturday at the many other places, sharing a common student performed his or her solo piece same time. interest…People make lifelong and was critiqued by a member of the After all their hard work, the friends.” Meyer even knows of some Philadelphia Orchestra. musicians finally performed on people who have met their future The students had to perform in Sunday. This year’s program included spouses at SJ Orchestra. Township sports heat front of a panel of judges on the Joyeuse Marche by Emmanuel Overall, the hard work of the Saturday audition. Jim Wilson ‘07 Chabrier, Notturno, Op. 40 by members of the SJ Orchestra certainly up the winter. wasn’t nervous, but stated: “The judges Anton Dvorak, Matinees pays off as the students indulge in a Wrap-ups p. 14 were nuts!” After a very long day, the Musicales (No. 1 – 5), by Benjamin fantastic social and musical news of the 2005 South Jersey High Britten, and the Berceuse and experience.

WTHS The Patriot Page 1 Teacher, Director, Theater Advocate Senior English Teacher is Triple Threat Darby DeCicco ‘05 they had received at their wedding to finance a show. Senior English teacher Mrs. Abby Since then, they have put on Molotsky is doing more in her spare several shows a year and their small time than just grading papers. community theater has grown into the Molotsky and her husband own and Triple Threat Foundation for the Arts, run the Triple Threat Performing a non-profit organization that Arts Center and the Triple Threat produces both straight shows and Foundation for the Arts, two separate musicals. When the number and size organizations dedicated to of the theater’s productions began to supporting performing arts. grow the Triple Threat Performing The organizations originated Arts Center, a school that gives lessons about fourteen years ago when in singing, dancing, and acting, was Molotsky and her husband, who was created to offset the cost. having trouble finding work as a “It’s a lot of time,” Molotsky director, used some of the money says of being involved in theater productions, “but Photo courtesy of www.triplethreat.net it’s well worth it. The Crucible, which ran in December of 2003, was one of many Theater is one of shows the Triple Threat Foundation for the Arts has put on. those things that can totally change year’s production, How to Eat Like concessions, while other WTHS your life.” a Child, recently wrapped up. students lend their musical or It is this belief “I think being on stage for kids technical talents to the production. in the power of the is so rewarding,” she says. “And And while passing out programs theater that giving that opportunity to a kid might not be a life-changing event, compels Molotsky who’s never done it before really just getting involved, in Molotsky’s to encourage changes their life.” opinion, is the most important part. students of all ages Molotsky emphasizes, “You’re never too old to decide to get involved however, that kids don’t have to be to get involved,” Molotsky says. with various on stage in order to get involved in Information about getting aspects of theater. theater productions. Every year, involved in Triple Threat Once a year, she Molotsky enlists students from her production or taking classes of any Ashley Horan/The Patriot directs Triple English classes to help out with level at the Triple Threat Senior English teacher Mrs. Molotsky has Threat’s children’s Triple Threat’s children’s Performing Arts Center can be found always been involved with the performing arts. show and this production. Some students show up online at www.triplethreat.net. to hand out programs and sell IMC Gets New Database Conference culmination of great Mike Jones ’06 Perhaps the most beneficial element in this new database is the year for Model UN Now is the time of year when fact that it is easily accessible from those dreaded thesis papers tend to home. Providing that a student has Jamie Valentine ‘05 “We get a chance to debate and strike. For anyone who has ever done the passwords to library databases talk about things that matter. It’s a paper on something that didn’t occur listed in our assignment book, and also The Model UN Conference in something everyone should have in our lifetime, finding information available in the library itself, one can Hershey, PA on January 7, 8, and a chance to do.” can be difficult. However, there is access this program and find actual 9 was the culmination of this years The Conference is not only a good news for all procrastinating news stories dating anywhere from Model UN Club at Washington great learning experience for teens: The school library has gained 1850 until 2000. This means no more Township. future diplomats, it is also a fun access to a new database that gives looking through biography after The Conference is held once time. students a look at newspapers, like biography and just not getting what a year at the Hershey Convention According to Jerry Cedrone the New York Times, dating all the way you need. Center. Model UN students from ‘07, “Model UN is absolutely back to the 1850’s. A newspaper is a look at the past three states simulate a real United awesome. It was one of the best “So far, people have been down and should be used to a students benefit Nations conference with students experiences this school year. here using it for projects on the because a society with no news isn’t a representing countries in the There’s no way to describe how fun 1920’s,” says Miss Gaughan, a school society at all. This new section could General Assembly, or on a it is to those who haven’t done it.” librarian and my escort through the very well be the key to any thesis committee like the International Stephanie Foran ‘08 is a first- database. paper. That’s why the library not only Criminal Court. timer to the club and to This new section of the WTHS offers the New York Times, but also Christie Mason ‘06, president Conference. “I thought it was fun. Informational Media Center really news papers from all over the country. of Model UN, says, “The We talked about the Arab-Israeli seems to have struck gold. Previous Kids can find out just what happened Conference is a great experience. conflict. It was fun [pretending to to this database, the way to obtain an on the day they were born or read of Getting to know the students is be] in 1944.” old newspaper was to use a gigantic Al Capone’s last scandel. awesome. The kids here, they’re The faculty advisor is Mr. Rufus machine tucked in a corner of our Whether it’s Herbert Hoover or different. They care for each Jordan, who is retiring from Model library and view micro film. The Albert Einstein this school’s got it. other; they are unique and kind- UN and teaching at the end of this problem with micro film, of course, is With an easy-access database that hearted students.” year. “They’re a great group. I just the part about it being micro. This provides such a wide range of news This conference is a chance take them [to Conference]” says Mr. new system offers students the papers, who shouldn’t use it to their for future diplomats to have a Jordan. “The officers basically run benefits of a newspaper by means of advantage? So for your next paper, hands-on learning experience in the club, I just do the paperwork.” something as modern as the hit up the library for more than just a debate and international politics. Model UN has closed for this school internet. book and walk out with a newspaper. Christine McGuire ‘05 says, year. It begins again next September. WTHS The Patriot Page 2 Faculty, staff shine in talent show Rob Czyzewicz ‘06 sight to see. performed a sing along which included Bouchard soon came back on, “That’s the first time I’ve ever the songs “Under the Boardwalk” and this time with Mr. Robert Hart, to Thursday, February 17, the Fac- seen cell phones used that way,” “Brown Eyed Girl.” give their tribute to The Beatles. They ulty Talent show raised over $5,000 Lawler jokingly said between songs. Mr. Marty Bouchard then made sang “Hard Day’s Night” among other for Project Graduation and the Re- The two performers then sang the crowd smile as he made it rain in favorites. naissance program. the 2005 Graduation Song, “Time of the CBAC with the help of the audi- One of the strongest crowd Show directors Mrs. Debbie Your Life” by Green Day much to the ence. rections of the night was for custo- McFadden, Mrs. Criquette Norris and delight of the senior crowd. Generation X was a fan favorite, dian Mr. Henry Land who sang a Gos- Mrs. Pat Brown combined their ef- Cullen and Ambacher stepped out as the crowd watched some of their fa- pel song. He received a standing ova- forts to create an enjoyable event. of their roles as critics to rap “It’s All vorite teachers in a dance that featured tion as he walked off the stage. The WTHS House Band, in- Good” which profiled the great things some MC Hammer moves by Mr. Chris After the last dance with all per- cluded, among others, Mr. Greg Janicki about the students of WTHS. Mitchell and Mr. Costa Tsoukalis. formers on stage, the crowd gave the on guitar and Mr. David VanAntwerp Other acts in the show included “Generation X was the bomb. We faculty a very nice round of applause on the piano. The band set the tone “The Main Event” which was a box- were one of the best acts out there” to show appreciation for all of their for the evening with their ing related choreography. explained an excited Mitchell. “We talents. medley in the beginning of the pro- In addition, Mr. Jack Bozzuffi just dominated that show.” gram. “It does feel good to be here with the house band to have a good time,” Oratory highlights debate team effort said Janicki with a smile. Emcees Mr. Joe Bollendorf and Ashley Horan ‘05 from my opponents and incorporate Mrs. Joan Wisniewski were warmly what they do into my own speaking,” welcomed by the near capacity crowd, Wrapping up their season on says Ledvina. as they led of the show with a musical Wednesday February 16th, with a The team would like to give number. record of 8-4, the WTHS debate recognition to the Model UN advisor, The large audience made it to the team placed second in the Douglas Rufus Jordan, because of the direction show, despite a bit of snow earlier in the division. and assistance he has given them evening, and they were ready to have a “I think it was a fantastic regarding new legislation of the UN. good time. Teachers with an Attitude, a season. We really excelled,” said “We tried to stay aware of singing medley, was the first act. The team advisor Rosemarie Borkowski. every new bit of information songs included in the act were “Rolling Eastern H.S. came out on top in regarding the UN,” said Borkowski. on the River” with a Tina Turner look- the Douglas division, just edging out Even though their hopes of alike and “Hit the Road Jack” with a Township. competing for the first time in a dead-on Ray Charles impression. Northern Burlington, from championship debate were not Not long after, Mr. Jerry Cullen Lincoln division, won first place fulfilled, the team is happy to have and Mr. Rich Ambacher played the overall after defeating Eastern. placed in the top three. Every year Muppet critics as they dressed up the Key performances throughout they place either second or third two old men. Their funny perfor- the season came from Jordan Ledvina Ashley Horan ‘05/ The Patriot overall, and they become more and mance enchanted the crowd. ’05 and Greg Springstead ’06, who Jordan Ledvina was selected best more motivated to reach that top The guidance department followed both debate for the negative team and speaker on the WTHS team. spot. with their rendition of Aretha Franklin’s Christen Mason ’06 and Sajaa Ahmed Borkowski has few worries about “Respect.” The audience was very in- ’06, affirmative team members. it still felt nice to hear my name how the team will fare next year. volved in this performance as they Besides bringing home a second called.” “We always build from under, clapped and sang along while watching place trophy, the team was also This plaque is presented to one and we’ve got a number of freshman the counselors dance on stage. proud to have a Varsity member, member of the team every year. and sophomores who are Next, Mr. Chris Lawler per- Jordan Ledvina, win an individual After each debate team members are interested,” she says. formed musical numbers along with award. Ledvina was presented with ranked and whoever comes out on She also can’t forget to Mr. John Steinbeck on guitar. During a plaque that declares him the best top at the end wins the award. This mention the juniors who are an their first song, the suddenly mellow speaker from Washington Township did not come as a surprise to Ledvina integral part of the team now. crowd took out their lit cell phones for the South Jersey debate. because its something he’s been “With Greg and Christy and Sajaa and swayed them back and forth to Putting all modesty aside working towards. coming back...that’s a strong Varsity the flow of the music. It was quite a Ledvina said, “It was expected, but “Every debate I try and learn team,” she says with assurance. SURE preps for acoustic coffeehouse Jamie Valentine ‘05 The acoustic version provides a boisterous side for electric “I played in last year’s acoustic chance for spoken-word poets and kids coffeehouses, it can be difficult for coffeehouse, and I signed up this year On April 8, the SURE club will sitting on chairs with their guitars a the more mellow acts of the acoustic because I wanted to be a part of it be hosting its third annual Acoustic chance to be heard. coffeehouse to be heard above the dull again before I graduate. I will Coffeehouse in Cafeteria B on the 11/ Vaden says, “Acoustic is nice roar. definitely attempt to come home 12 side. The SURE coffeehouse has because it gives a slightly different “When you don’t have an amp from college to see our school’s future been a long-standing tradition at group of people a chance to show off to back you up, it’s harder to get coffeehouses.” she said. Washington Township High School as their musical chops.” Jackie Kurth ’05 people’s attention. Last year there Some of the acts at this year’s a way for local musicians to showcase says, “I prefer the acoustic version. were problems with hearing some of acoustic coffeehouse include their talents and get recognition and Not only because I play acoustic, but the acts. Hopefully they’ve done Nascence, Llamas-A-Go-Go, Alex on-stage practice. I just like the sound better than all the something to fix that,” says Vaden. Kouroupos, and many others. Kelly Vaden ’05 of Llamas-A- distortion and screaming.” Since this is likely to be the last The Acoustic Coffeehouse is Go-Go says, “Coffeehouse is the The Acoustic Coffeehouse does coffeehouse of the year, it is April 8. It runs from 6 PM until about easiest way for high school bands to have its drawbacks. Since the bittersweet for many graduating 10 PM . Admission is four dollars and get exposure.” coffeehouse crowd tends to be on the seniors like Kurth. proceeds go to the SURE fund.

WTHS The Patriot Page 3 Commentary Learning to fear the rainbow Lindsay Zoladz ‘05 her left knee every time it’s going to snow. Somehow, I bet the effects of In March of 2002, the the terror alert are a lot more Department of Homeland Security calculated than the actual alerts launched an alert system that was themselves. designed to warn uneasy Americans All that this system has done of any imminent danger in the wake successfully is work us into a national of 9/11. Three years later, this is old frenzy. In the age of terrorism, of news. “Terror alert” is now a common course we’re all going to be more alert household phrase, and finding out than we were before. There is a fine what kind of alert the country is under line between awareness and paranoia, is now as simple as flipping on CNN and I think the terror alert has really and reading that pesky little crawl at blurred that line. The government has the bottom of the screen. us right where they want us now, on We’re all growing so accustomed the edges of our seats, trusting their to this that I don’t think many people every whim, and I’d be willing to say have really stopped to think about that they’re going to keep us in this what is going on. We have a terror uncomfortable position for a long alert. We have a color-coded system time. Because, honestly, do you really put in place by our government, think they’re ever going to drop that telling us how afraid we are supposed Illustration by Cassy Matos ‘07 alert down to “low?” to be at any given moment. Tell me any of us really tell the difference Somehow I doubt it. If there’s nothing Maybe it’s just me, but if there’s that this is not something straight out between “high risk” and “elevated I can do personally to protect myself, imminent danger looming on the of 1984. risk”? I know math can be scary too, then I’d rather not be informed of an horizon, I’d rather not know. The system is absurd. It uses but really, using a simple 1-5 scale “increase in terror” at all. Whoever said, “ignorance is bliss” had colors, which increase in intensity wouldn’t have been this confusing. Also, I’d like to know who this a good point. Personally, I’ve stopped from cool blues and greens to fiery When the terror alert increases, mystical government official is who’s paying attention to how scared the oranges and reds. For the forgetful and it makes national headlines. But what in charge of raising the alert. They government wants us to be, and I’d possibly the color blind, they’ve also are we really supposed to do on an say it’s prompted by considering lots suggest the same kind of change to put corresponding words to the colors. individual basis? Should a shift from of different factors, but I get the anyone else. I still would like to be How thoughtful. The only problem is yellow alert to orange alert prompt feeling that it’s more like predicting informed about current events, but that the words they chose are me to buy soup and bottled water in the weather by your grandmother who when it comes to fear, I think I can quantitatively ambiguous; I mean, can bulk and hide in my fallout shelter? thinks she gets a “funny feeling” in handle that myself. Making a stand for flip-flops Mark Natale ‘06 The first on a long list of does not want to listen to the student nonsense reasons for this rule was anymore (most of the time, I don’t As last spring came upon us, you cleanliness. Teachers would tell you blame them at all). So then you will Third got your normal signs that warm that it is unsanitary for your feet to most likely hear a very cliche phrase. weather was on the way. The sun was be open in our schools. “It’s a rule; I’m just doing my out, you had your common April I’m going to take this time to job.” shower, and flowers were starting to really hope that no teacher was serious This reason is the only one with Annual bloom. But it seemed that an epidemic when saying that. any truth behind it. Technically, it was spreading among some of the Although WTHS is generally a is the teacher’s job to enforce the WTHS faculty. clean school, anybody who has walked rules, and they can be penalized if College The main symptom: The urge the halls or been in the bathrooms the administration finds out they are to strictly enforce the most pointless knows that open toed feet are not going not. That is what makes me wonder. rule in the student handbook. to cause any more problems then we Why is the administration forcing Typically, as the weather gets already have, so I am going to assume teachers to comply with this rule that Fair warmer, students start to shift their the teachers were just messing around only hinders the educational experience wardrobe into temperature on that one. of our students? Should kicking a appropriate clothes. Many students Secondly, the administration student out of class because of his shoes, feel they would be more comfortable points out that the open ends on flip- thus prohibiting him from learning, wearing flip-flops instead of your flops cause safety hazards when walking really be a teacher’s job? Wednesday typical sneakers. However, as that up the steps. This reason, although I don’t think it’s fair to make the springtime teacher epidemic showed barely better than the last, at least has a teachers do that. April 13 all of us, flip flops are strictly little bit of logic behind it. However, in There have been rumors floating forbidden. the 2 years I have spent here at WTHS, around that the administration will no It seemed a day didn’t go by last I have never heard of anybody getting longer enforce the “no flip-flops” 6:30-8:30 spring without hearing of a student hurt as a direct result of their flip-flops. rule, and if that is the case, I would getting written up, sent to restriction, I would be hard pressed to find someone like to personally thank whoever made 9/10 or given a detention because of wearing who actually has. that decision. Hopefully now, we will open toe shoes. My only question to After arguing awhile, you always not see the hypocrisy that plagued an Gymnasium the Township administration is this: get to that point in a teacher/student otherwise fine WTHS administration Does this really make sense to you? conversation where the teacher simply last spring.

WTHS The Patriot Page 4 Perspectives: LiveStrong Bracelets Bracelets an More than a fashion statement Darby DeCicco ’05 Suddenly, you can buy rubber band Those who support the trend bracelets in almost every store. They claim that Armstrong did not invent expression of We’ve all become familiar with are no longer only popular because or patent the idea of wearing a piece the bright yellow Live Strong bracelets they promote awareness or raise funds. of rubber around your wrist, and of individuality sold in an effort to raise money for These bracelets have become a way course they’re right. Legally, store cancer research and education. The for kids to collect their favorite colors owners have every right to sell any bracelets were created by the Lance or, worse yet, they’ve become bracelets they choose and the public Chris Heim ‘05 Armstrong Foundation and are substitutions for the real thing. has the right to buy them. engraved with Armstrong’s own I was in a store recently when a But even something legal is not The popular Livestrong bracelet personal motto: “Live Strong.” woman asked an employee if the store always right. To me, it seems can be seen everywhere these days, Buying the bracelets is supposed to be carried Live Strong bracelets. The despicable that store owners choose they are simple rubber bracelets that a way to give to a worthwhile employee explained to the woman to provide outright competition for a donate money to cancer funds. This organization, while wearing them is that the store carried other rubber band charitable cause, and even worse that is a great idea, the classic fund raiser. supposed to show support of those bracelets, but not Live Strong. The consumers choose to spend their They’re only a dollar, and it’s for a struggling with cancer. customer seemed not to mind, and money on bracelets bearing the words good cause, so it is an easy way for When, then, did these bracelets bought several of the bands. “Kiss Me” or “Diva” rather than everyone to do there part in the fight cease to be aids for an important cause This enraged me. contributing to a worthwhile cause. against cancer. I am all for the and become a trend instead? Money that could have gone to a I felt certain, when the Live Livestrong idea. Now, some people Rubber band bracelets have worthwhile cause was lost in this Strong trend began that it would want to outlaw plastic bracelets and become a simple fashion statement, transaction, and many others I’m sure, remain just that; a pop culture make it so that you can only buy and while when the bracelet mania to nothing but the pure profit of store phenomenon centered around the Livestrongs. That is just plain silly started the bands were sported by owners and manufacturers. While unifying sentiment of charity and Recently several similar looking people supporting Armstrong, and people once appeared, at least, to buy awareness. bracelets that are not for charity have later by those supporting other these bracelets because they wanted Imagine my disappointment, come out. Now really, is there anything charities, the trend has recently to support a good cause, they now seem now that I’ve realized it has been wrong with that? I can understand become nothing short of outrageous. to be more concerned with following turned into nothing more than getting worked up over people that the trend. another fashion statement. sell Livestrongs claiming that they are for charity, but these are clearly just Keeping up with Jonesy by Mike Jones ‘06 for fashion, and they are not for charity. You can’t give a guilt trip to someone for buying a bracelet. “Well London calling why don’t you just buy another Livestrong?” is what I hear. Well At a young age I discovered that maybe I want a green bracelet and I’m my life’s ambition was not to be a tired of yellow. That doesn’t make fireman or a police officer like in me a bad person. I may have already movies. There were never any normal bought a Livestrong, I may have not, childhood dream-futures for me. I but that is certainly no ground to point never expressed desire to be some kind fingers and accuse me of not caring of hero, I wanted one simple thing: to about the cause. be a rich British person. Charity is a great thing, but the No Euro-trash for me, I wanted thing about charity is that it is under to go straight to the top and do the discretion of the person nothing to get there. Now some may donating. That’s why it is called a be wondering at this point how an donation. Any sort of help is American kid from the suburbs of New appreciated when it comes to Jersey can possibly become a rich Brit. charity, and you should not feel bad, I’ll tell you, ladies and gentlemen, I or be scolded for not giving enough. plan to get a large inheritance from If you want to buy 30 Livestrong an unknown relative, become a British bracelets, more power to you, I citizen, and work on my accent to certainly would like a green one complete the look. though. The British culture has always fascinated me, why can’t we Americans use superior slangs like “bobby” or call French fries “chips” instead of our overly patriotic “freedom fries?” I want an unruffled butler that “butles” Send your and a garage full of strange foreign cars that I would never drive. My Illustration by Helen Zeng ‘05 letters and dream-future includes yours truly in order to achieve my version of hey it’s my future and I’ll do whatever sitting around in a red smoking jacket perfection, I would need a ridiculously the blazes I want to with it! (Just (bathrobe), wearing slippers, and a long name with random, but well- practicing) After all, I was always told opinions to: pipe in my mouth talking about the placed letters and numbers in it. to reach for the stars regardless of economy with my “good old chaps” Certainly, my name would be too where my star happens to be. [email protected] using the word “quite” as much as generic. I would need one like “F.J. With that being said, the next humanly possible. Collinsworth IV” to get anywhere in time you’re in Yorkshire touring the In a predicament like mine, one my goal. country side and happen to pass resolves in something as simple as a People tell me I’m psycho, Collinsworth Manor, make sure you name to spark their dream. I figured insane, crazy. Take your pick, but stop by. WTHS The Patriot Page 5 Students becoming ungrateful Reuben Gutierrez ‘05

Too many times, I’ve heard fellow students at Washington Township High School complain about how our school is the worst. Students have complained about the loads of schoolwork we get, the teaching ability of some teachers, and an endless list of other things. Frankly, I am rather annoyed that my fellow students find so many faults in our school and school in general. They don’t realize that there is so much that our school offers. From a local perspective, WTHS is a wonderful public institution of South Jersey. Our township has been praised for its school system and many of our new neighbors with children have come here for our public schools. WTHS offers a plethora of classes, programs, clubs, sports, and activities. Aside from the usual academic classes, there are programs in art, music, drama, business, writing, family and consumer sciences, and technology. All students should be able to find an elective that suits their interests. In addition to the diverse choices of classes, students may find their interests in the many extra-curricular Illustration by Shane Walsh ‘06 activities that our school offers. There a way where it is up to the student to geographic, financial, or government desire. Their moaning and groaning are so many WTHS sports and clubs conclude about the day’s lesson. That’s issues, they may not even have access and bad attitudes are ruining the that space does not allow naming them learning. to school at all. We are very lucky to educational experience that other all. The biggest problem I see with have the great school system our students value. If students absolutely Another thing students complain dissatisfied students is the attitude of government makes sure to give to its loathe school and can’t stand it, they about is the climate control of the the students. The negative feelings people. should just quit school, go out into school. It is true that sometimes our towards school just make the school Everyone should be grateful for the real world, try and find a job, and school seems a bit drafty, but that doesn’t day longer and harder. Sure schoolwork what he or she is blessed with and should see which they like better. mean our school has no heat. If it did and homework can be cumbersome quit whining about what they don’t Education is a privilege and if it is not, the halls and classrooms would be and annoying, but, that’s life. Hard have. The anti-school students should not valued by some, then those people like refrigerators. work is something we have to deal stop wasting their time and everyone should learn to appreciate it, otherwise Besides, many of the people who with now and forever. Many students else’s time on something they don’t they do not deserve to have it. do complain are dressed as if it were don’t realize that real life and work spring or summer. For crying out loud, can be A LOT harder. School is like a it’s wintertime! The school is not snippet of the real world, thus supposed to turn the heat up so that preparing us for life. everyone can walk around in short Honors students have The Patriot sleeves. complained too. I am one As far as academics, WTHS such student and have also moaned Editor-in-Chief - Mallory Heimlich ‘05 offers us a fine education. Some and groaned about school. Though this Sports Editors - Scott Grandrino ‘05, Joe Comerford ‘06 people have complained about the is just what I was asking for. Honors Managing Editor- Cheryl Supernavage ‘06 terrors of their teachers and how they classes are called “honors” for a can’t do their jobs. First of all, none reason. Teachers expect that students News Editor- Darby DeCicco ‘05 of us have ever taught a high school are able to work at an accelerated Entertainment Editor - Jamie Valentine ‘05 class for a living and may have no level. If students are having Op/Ed Editors - Ashley Horan ‘05, Mike Jones ‘06 idea of what it takes to control and difficulties, it is up to them to seek Assistant Editors - Tiffany Narducci ‘05, Julia Verniero ‘05, teach a class. Though some of our extra help or make sacrifices to spend Jamie Recchino ‘05, Christian Heim ‘05 teachers may appear to teach a little more time in their studies. We should Layout and Design - Journalism II differently than normal, they are still be challenging ourselves with difficult Printing - Mr. Steve Whalen & Advanced Graphics offering students some form of work to grow both academically and Advisor - Mr. Jim Evangelisti education. personally. High school is not elementary All students of America should The Patriot is published by the students of school. There are no teachers to be very grateful for the education they Washington Township High School. “spoon-feed” students information. have. 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WTHS The Patriot Page 6 Comics By Brad Grandrino ‘07

Welcome to the new Comics page!

We’d like to make it a section. Interested cartoonists should drop their work off in D-8 or send it to . . .

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To Your Health by Steve Dunn ‘06 Curbing the epidemic of American obesity The most common medical more nutritious and smaller portioned problem facing America’s youth today lunches, and by having vending is obesity, and its effects are much machines containing soda unplugged more serious than many realize. until the end of the day. Obesity, the term used to describe Physical Education has seen a people who are at least 20 percent steep decline as well. Over 60% of over their optimum weight, has high schools in the United States today reached epidemic proportions in this do not have physical education classes. country. In many schools that still offer Whether a person is overweight physical education, the class period is or not depends on several factors. shorter and less demanding than it has Amount of exercise, diets, genetics, been in previous years. gender, and homelife play key roles Obesity can also lead to other into whether a child, adolescent, or conditions. Recent research has teenager may start to experience shown that it has a direct weight problems. According to relationship with the development WebMD, girls are more likely to of Type 2 Diabetes. According to struggle with their weight than boys Nursing Spectrum Magazine, up to of the same age. WebMD studies also half of all new cases of diabetes in show that having an overweight and/ young people were Type 2 Diabetes. Laren Van Antwerp ‘05 / The Patriot or single parent also increases the At the same time, obesity in young A factor contributing to obesity may be the unhealthy snack chances of having weight problems. people has tripled. The development When looking for factors of Type 2 diabetes is called the “first choices confronting our society. contributing to child obesity, consequence of the epidemic of Obesity is a result of changing social While schools and other public television always comes to the front. obesity in young people,” by Dr. patterns as well as television and institutions are starting to make The youth of today watch TV Dyck Thomassian. Overweight or computers increasingly take the place efforts to instill better habits in excessively. Over thirty percent obese people are also more likely to of outdoor activities, and soda today’s youth, the trend will not spend at least five hours a day develop other medical problems, such becomes an ever more popular change unless our nation’s youth watching TV, rather than choosing as elevated cholesterol and blood beverage among Americans. Sixty become more physically active and activities which could burn off more pressure, apnea (lack of respiration), percent of adults are either overweight concerned about their health and well calories. Kids who spend their and heart disease. or obese. This is a disturbing trend being. If the current trend continues, afternoons in front of the TV The number of obese Americans considering today’s youth live in a we can look forward to a future typically consume more calories than increases every year; experts have more modernized society in which the generation of adults with multiple they burn. dubbed this phenomenon that nation’s value of physical fitness and good health problems and increased Soda is a key contributor to fastest growing public health crisis. dieting has gone by the way side. morbidity and mortality rates. obesity. According to WebMD, the typical American teen consumed 20.6 Confessions by Darby DeCicco ‘05 gallons of soda per year in 1979; that number rose to 64.5 gallons per year by 1994 and the number most likely . . . of a guys’ girl has continued its substantial rise. A Harvard study on the matter showed I am a guys’ girl. Next, there’s the sensitivity factor. off your own car, you’ll always get that kids who drink soda regularly take I am the kind of girl who likes being I’ve discovered that usually you can the most comfortable seat in the in 200 more calories per day than kids friends with boys better than girls. just tell boys if you think they’re bad room, and no on will ever eat the that don’t drink soda; this number can Actually, if you want to know the drivers, if you hate their new shirt, of last slice of pizza without offering translate into a 5 to 10lb weight gain truth, being with a group of girls for if you’ve made plans with your it to you first. in a single year. Along with too long can sort of make me feel boyfriend that night instead. Girls will Of course, there’s a time and a contributing to obesity, excessive like I’m trapped in a scene from Mean place for everything and even for me consumption of drinks often leads to Girls. Most of you out there probably ...being with a group of there’s a time for girlfriends. nutritional deficiencies as well. know exactly what I mean. No matter After hearing the 100th reason why Having increased access to soda how much you love your best girls for too long can sort Ashlee Simpson is hot or spending a and junk foods has also contributed to girlfriends, lying, arguing and a little of make me feel like I’m couple hours wondering how it’s the rise of obesity and weight bit of back-stabbing will always be a possible for guys to spend a couple problems. Many schools now have part of friendship between girls. trapped in a scene from hours playing Grand Theft Auto, I numerous soda and snack machines in And that’s fine. Mean Girls. start longing for someone who will the building. According to the But recently I’ve discovered that watch The O.C. with me and then go National Soft Drink Association, these being friends with boys is a lot easier. shopping for shoes. vending machines are present in over To begin with, when you’re friends take these candid statements Still, even shoes aren’t enough to 60% of our nation’s high schools and with a group of boys, you never have personally. Boys just don’t care. keep me hanging with the girls too middle schools; students spent over to impress them. There’s no Finally, shameless though it may much. All the magazines, nail polish, $750 million at these machines in competition about who looks better be, hanging with the guys means you and heart-to-hearts in the world can’t 1997. However, some schools, such than whom, and you never have to can always play the gender card. change the fact that deep down, I’d as our own, are taking measures to get ready to go out wondering what Being a girl in a group of boys means give up girl’s night in for boy’s night improve schools’ diets by offering everybody else is going to wear. you never have to scrape the snow out any day of the week.

WTHS The Patriot Page 8 Fashion First By Amanda Mastranduono ‘05 Timeless elegance for any occasion The most essential piece of you are not rushed and will feel no clothing in a woman’s wardrobe is the pressure to buy. Think about going timeless little black dress. Introduced shopping in the summer, when black in 1926 by Coco Chanel, the little dresses are not in demand. Chances black dress has become the safety are there will be several dresses that article of clothing for every woman. these stores are dying to get rid of at Owning a black dress, as many women clearance prices around $50. If you do, allows you to be able to throw on wait until black dresses are in demand a classic that fits any occasion. Ever for the holidays, there is less of an been invited to a last minute formal opportunity to find the perfect one event, date, or party without time to for you, and you will most likely end go shopping first? Having that little up paying more than necessary. black dress in your closet can be a If the mall just does not cut it lifesaver. for you, do not give up, there are As with any type of clothing, always other options. Having a black there are guidelines to follow for dress custom made for you can get finding that perfect little dress. First, pricey at about $175, but it would be look to see what your best feature is. well worth it to have a dress that fits If you have a strong back and shoulder you like a glove. area, try a halter dress. If your chest If this still is not an option, try area is large and you know you will a designer cut. Usually designers such need to wear a bra with the dress, do as Donna Karan and Bill Blass differ not buy a strapless one. in their style, cut, and size so their When picking a more fitted dresses might be right for your body dress, be careful not to accentuate large type. Try to keep in mind though hips with a tight, stretchy gown. that designer dresses can be quite Finally, look for a well-made dress that expensive at about $300-400. will last long and make you look Whichever way you go about fabulous time and time again. illistration by Cassy Matos ‘07 finding that little black dress, it is your When shopping for that perfect that element with a less flashy dress. that sells solely black dresses, you have mindset that is most important. As black silhouette, remember that Revealing too much will not make you to do your homework. First, try to long as you think about the image you simplicity is elegant. Do not overdo look stunning; it will only make you scope out sales at your local want your dress to portray for you, your ensemble with glitz and glam; look “trashy”. department stores. Sears, JC Penney, and you shop with that in mind, the make it classy with one main focal If you were wondering where you Macy’s, and Strawbridge’s are likely right dress will reveal itself to you. point. A plunging neckline, open can go to purchase a little black dress to have what you are looking for in a Remember that you are the one back, and high cut slit do not mix well. for your wardrobe, there are several variety of sizes. The best way to shop wearing the dress; do not to let the Pick one out of the three and combine options. Since there is not one store for something like this is to go when dress wear you.

Make-up Your Mind By Ashley Mackowiak ‘05 Color palettes vary dramatically for day and night All women should know there is rectly, color can complete any look. First, prep your eye a different makeup style for your fam- The best way to put the eye shadow with the color you ily life than your nightlife. Often on would be to put a neutral color want to use, and then times, the two worlds collide and a over the lid, from the crease down. accent it with the mess occurs. There is not a style for Then, take your color, applying with black shadow framing a fun night out and too much makeup a small brush, on the outside corner, the color around the for the days at home. Here are a few whole eye. style tips that can build on any day- Many women cringe at The smoky eye time look to make you look stunning is a great way to step after hours. the thought of adding up the makeup for During the day, you want others color to their eyes. Color night. The key is to see sleek, subtle makeup, but when today is nothing like back not to blend too night comes, you want them to say in the ‘80’s... many different WOW! The main focal point you shades of dark col- want to accent on your face is the ors. Stick with eyes. Take off that matte-finished as close to the crease of the eye as either a gray and Lauren Van Antwerp ‘05/ The Patriot eye shadow and go crazy. Shimmer, you can get. The most important black or just a deep Consider the time of day as well as the occa- color and shine are three good words thing to remember is to blend the two gray. Once the color sion before applying liners and shadows. to keep in mind. colors together. is on, take black liq- The best way to show off the The best colors for a nighttime uid eyeliner and add a thin line right rich color, as in brown or red to eyes is to add color. Many women look are not purples or blues like back above the lash-line. Use lengthen- subtlety darken the lips. Do not cringe at the mere thought of adding in the day. Today, deep greens, browns, ing mascara and put numerous coats apply fully so they are bright and color on your eyes. Color today is grays and pinks are all the rage. When on to make them extra-thick. The dark. A subtle color on the lip is nothing like it was back in the ‘80’s mixed with black, the eyes really pop. smoky eye look is complete. perfect in contrast to the extreme when blues and purples were spread You can do the same thing with the The other obvious way to eyes. Now the night has come and across the entire lid. When used cor- black as you did with the other colors. change your look is with lips. Use a you are ready to party all night long!

WTHS The Patriot Page 9 Perspectives on Myspace.com Myspace fills black hole of boredom Tom Reed ‘05 I myself am a user of Myspace, and I later in person. Myspace is like AOL when they are bored. More and more think it’s a really great program that Instant Messenger, only more fun in people I know are asking me if they If you spend a good amount of is revolutionary. I find that it’s a lot my opinion, because of the profiles have a Myspace account. People like time on your computer, chances are of fun to add new friends and make and pictures. to stay in touch with people they you’ve heard of the online networking changes to my profile and such. A Overall, Myspace is becoming a don’t see as much, while meeting new program known as Myspace. Myspace couple times, I’ve added people as a very popular program because it’s fun, people as well, and Myspace helps users create an online profile that Myspace friend and then seen them and it gives people something to do them do that. includes their likes, dislikes, basic information, and pictures, and other users can choose to add them as friends based on that. Once a user adds Really just harmless fun another user as a friend, he or she can Michelle Devuono ‘06 users can become a member of various confidence booster. On the other then leave comments in their profile groups. One group in particular is the hand, some students show and contact them for discussion. The When asking around school, five Washington Township High School apprehension about other people amazing thing about this program is out of ten students implied that group, started by a 1998 graduate by seeking your personal information. how quickly it’s growing and becoming Myspace is in fact a positive website. the name of Jaclyn. The group It’s up to you to realize when as popular as other communication While with only one negative, the features students and alumni. There is enough is enough. Taryn Ortlip 07’ programs such as AOL Instant remaining four votes were neutral. The a message board accessible where speaks out about how you can prevent Messenger. general answer as to why people use people can leave posts. distrustful people from sending you Myspace is changing the way Myspace is that you get to meet new It is a very good source of messages or keeping them out of your people converse with each other all people. communication, especially for alumni profile’s viewing. together. “It’s a cool way to meet “I met a lot of people who go to who attend college out of state. The “You can approve or deny friends people you might not talk to our school that I didn’t know went to group is open to the high school staff if you’d like, almost like AOL Instant otherwise,” said Myspace user Keith our school and now I’m friends with as well, but there are no staff members Messenger.” Hallion ‘05. Many people who are shy them.” stated Sami Corrado 06’. as of yet. There is an abundant amount No matter what, people will think in person are very outgoing on Another reason why people of members engaging in the what they want to think. There are Myspace. Families with family choose to create a Myspace account Washington Township High School many reasons why Myspace could be members that live far away can now is because it gives them something to group. Currently, there are 325+ a positive site and why it could be a contact each other easily. Some do in their spare time. members. The number amplifies day negative site. people use Myspace for dating. People “While I’m at home on AIM, after day. All in all, Myspace.com clearly in general that live far away can have not really doing anything, I sign on to “I like Myspace because you are states that it is just a fun way to conversations with you without having my Myspace and see what other able to express yourself in the journal communicate and make new friends. to pay a ridiculous amount of money people wrote in my comment section, section and with the colors you get to “Use MySpace to meet new friends, for a long distance phone call. new friends and messages, and new choose,” said Dana Dondici 08’. meet a new person and perhaps spark “It’s just something else to do groups that I can join,” confirms Other students seemed to agree love interest, inform your circle of on the computer when I get bored,” Dianne Leone 05’. with Dondici in that it is a special friends with info on current events, said Myspace user Leslie Charles ‘06. There is a part of Myspace where way to show people who you are. or start an organization or group with Also, being able to receive people that share the same ideas as comments on your photos, is a yourself.” Harmless fun. More teen posturing The Lighter Side of Township Ashley Horan ‘05 some kids out there who use the internet to say things they don’t have Like the ‘92 Olympics My Space is sweeping across the the courage to say to someone’s face. computer screens of teenagers all I even forget that we’re in highschool across the country. It has become sometimes because of the ridiculous . . . only different such an addicting phenomenon, comments people are leaving for one almost as severe an epidemic as another. When it comes down to it, I Instant Messenger. Almost everyone feel like I’m in elementary school has a Myspace profile; however I am again. Wasn’t anyone ever taught, not one of them. Honestly, there is “If you don’t have something nice to nothing about Myspace that I find say, don’t say anything at all,” and appealing, and I refuse to make myself especially don’t say anything behind a member of this community. someone’s back that you can’t say to MySpace is basically a their face. community of internet users who It seems to me that Myspace has create their own “space” for others just turned into another place for to come and leave comments on. teenagers to fight over “who’s cooler Probably the most hilarious part of than who” or “I have more friends this precious space is the pictures one than you” war that they fight in chooses to plaster for the world to school everyday. The only difference photo courtesy of Ms. Donna Costa see. It almost seems like some sort of is that they’re a little braver when Ms. Donna Costa wasn’t surprised when a group of juniors in contest to see who can have the better they’re in the comfort of their own looking picture, or who can say the home, allowing themselves to be more her class asked if they could form their own volleyball team most about themselves in a single courageous and blunt with their for Phys Ed. class. She was shocked when they showed up in photograph. comments. Well I hate to break it to uniform. Here are the members of the new Dream Team. Something else that makes me you, but it’s time to get over yourself. (l-r) Chris Scarpinato, Derek Gertz, Ms. Costa, Carmen laugh is the online fighting that occurs No one thinks your cooler just because over the Myspace domain. There are you dissed that “loser” on Myspace. Dondici, Bob Colozzi, Kevin Gibson.

WTHS The Patriot Page10 Entertainment Damien Rice’s O So Good Busboys bring back good old days Keith Hallion ‘05 Closer a dark romance about lust and betrayal recently released in Mike Jones ’06 The Bus Boys, composed of six Too many times have I turned theaters features Damien Rice’s, “The men, poked fun at traditional blues. on the radio and found myself pressing Blower’s Daughter,” a track that gives Rhythm and Blues or R&B is a These boys sang no “poor mans blues,” the seek button frantically trying to off both a beautiful and desperate term that’s lost most of its meaning. their music had a just-for-fun vibe to find something the least bit absorbing. atmosphere. Director Mike Nichols When it first came out, Rhythm and it. That same vibe became the best I’ve come to realize that sadly enough, received Rice’s “O” from a friend and Blues was simply a cooler form of rock part of what I was hearing. Not only the current media being played on the immediately felt its allure, saying, and roll. These weren’t your average radio is bland and generic, appealing “Listen to this! This is the opening love-ranting cutie-pies with guitars. song for my picture.” No, these were your average Joes with I can’t stress how all of the same problems as everyone good the decision was. else. R&B was the birth of bar music. This song is perfect One band, The Bus Boys, were for the movie’s dismal the kind of band that has always been atmosphere as it is better live. They had no mixers or obvious to see how the sound enhancers. They were just a lyrics and vocals are couple of guys having fun on stage. filled with despair; it Though they never became well encompasses the known, the band became an exception film’s theme so well. in its genre with their appearance in Music is an art the Eddie Murphy movie 48 Hours, www.artistdirect.com that is wasting away where I first discovered them. through radio and I remember sitting on my couch, was the attitude of the music great, listening to a type of song I had never but the actual music was incredible. photo courtsey www.damienrice.co.uk mainstream media. Damien Rice astounds listeners with his first Musical pioneers like heard before. It sounded like highly The guitarist’s solos were impeccable, sped-up blues, and I loved it. They and the pianist had a spunky style to full length , O. Damien Rice should be recognized for their seemed to have a soul of blues, but the match the band. to only the least intellectual of accomplishments. His genius work guitar and piano of good old-fashioned I would recommend the Bus Boys listeners who are willing to poison behind a guitar and captivating voice rock and roll. The song was like a Mr. to anyone regardless of whatever label their ears unknowingly. The is something that should not be passed Potato-head of music, but the mix was or style they happen to be. This band untalented rap and second-rate rock up by any listener of any age. “O” is a like peanut butter and jelly. What makes the listener feel great. So playing in excessive rotation on masterpiece that I can guarantee you heard just made you want to maybe, instead of picking up the mainstream radio is what’s you’ll regret not listening to. dance. newest Usher CD, you should check unfortunate about today’s music scene. out the Bus Boys. It’s captivating artists like Damien Rice, with his 2003 release “O,” that Listeners beg for silence from Hawthorne Heights deserve the credit and acclaim that’s Christian Heim ‘05 with a silver bullet. Since when could first says, only with an annoying being aimlessly showered on the lesser you kill yourself more than once? guttural scream. This just makes the talents of current media. I honestly don’t even know And another thing, how do you entire record sound like it has an echo, Rice’s lyrics are riveting, his where to begin with this CD, The write an entire album about not being which gets really old, really fast. They voice is nearly breathtaking, and his Silence in Black and White. The only able to hold a steady girlfriend? use three guitarists to pump out what song writing skill is on such a high way to compare the sheer atrocity of Somehow I doubt that in the month one talented guitarist could do easily level that it is close to impossible to this horrible, uninspired, heap of they put this piece of junk together and all the riffs are dreadfully simple. offer comparison to anything else. garbage is to have a bucket of vomit they had 13 or 14 separate true loves There is no real talent here, just Even at first listen, it’s hard not to dumped on your head. that they would do anything for. I a bunch of sappy drivel. Bottom line, appreciate the tasteful acoustics and I can’t stand anything about this don’t know about you, but I’ve only they’re just a bunch of mid-twenties riveting vocals among the numerous band. They’re at the head of the pack been in love once, and it has taken twits, selling their souls to the devil other instruments including violin, when it comes to popular music as of me more than 17 years to find that. that is corporate music, using stupid flute, and at times, an angelic female right now, and to tell you the truth I It makes the whole album sound so depressed teens to reel in a few bucks. voice accompaniment. have no idea why. It’s unoriginal, fake, the lyrics are obviously just In the words of Bart Simpson, The album starts off very uninspired, trite and generally boring pumped out and designed to appeal to “making teenagers depressed is like subtlely, drawing you in gradually with music for bored people. The lyrics are desperate, angst ridden teens, and it shooting fish in a barrel.” Well, these the track “Delicate” that features an about killing themselves over girls, makes me mad that everyone is buying guys have that down pat. acoustic guitar and violin alongside slashing out their into it. Some people Rice as he demonstrates his dynamic eyes and kerosene just can’t tell when voice. Songs like “Cannonball,” “Cold lipstick. The lyrics are obviously they’re being duped. Water” and “Older Chests,” are indie- Somehow they just pumped out and Oh yeah, that’s folk masterpieces, leaving an impact associate right, the music. It that you’ll surely take to heart. razorblade kisses designed to appeal was so boring I “Volcano” and “Cheer’O Darling” and blood red to desperate, almost forgot to have a sort of somber ambience, autumn eyes with write about it. The leaving you feel almost melancholy romance and angst-ridden teens. singers are probably and dry. My favorite track off the killing themselves over it. Every song the most aggravating members of this record, an original piece titled has a different method such as slitting band. While first one whines like an “Aimee,” is a stunning work, moving their wrists, blacking their eyes or angry little girl with a bad cold the and awe-inspiring, displaying shooting themselves through the heart second simply repeats everything the orchestrated perfection. WTHS The Patriot Page 11 Behind the Ears by Reuben Gutierrez ‘05 Disney dust too dirty? Many have believed this drifting dust or female relative reported the hardly crystal clear; even using the A beastly roar was heard all over formed the word “sex,” and Disney subliminal messaging to the American pause button on a VCR, viewers may the globe the summer of 1994. animators were yet again putting Life League, the organization who debate whether they exist.” Disney Disney had been releasing box-office subliminal messages into their movies. earlier had spoken out against Disney had announced in their defense that smash hits like Beauty and the Beast According to the Urban Legends for other subliminal messaging. Thus, the dust was merely dust. and Aladdin; now Disney’s pride of Reference Pages (www.snopes.com), like the Aladdin rumor, the rumor of Mikkelson stated that the film’s lions and menagerie of jungle animals there is an indecisive origin to this “sex” in The Lion King scene spread special effects group had intended to stormed into theaters with The Lion false rumor: “A 4-year-old boy from across America. spell out “SFX,” a common King, a coming of age tale about Simba, New York (or Louisiana), viewing the The Urban Legends Reference abbreviation for “special effects” used a future feline monarch. Though, was video with his head tilted to the left, Pages stated that the origins of the in movie and television scripts. To the future king trying to promote the supposedly noticed the appearance of rumor may have been made up in satisfy the protesting religious groups beginnings of human reproduction? the letters S-E-X and told his mother attempt to create a higher “shock and parents, Disney Feature This month’s article of “Behind the (or aunt) about it.” The boy’s parent value” when announced to the public Animation revised the scene so that Ears” deals with the popular – “if a 4-year-old found the dust formed just a solid cloud for rumor about a dirty little cloud the word “S-E-X” in a last year’s DVD release of The Lion of dust in a scene of the Disney video all by himself, why, King. After viewing the original 1995 animated classic The Lion King. then anybody’s child VHS, I could almost see both “SFX” Simba had just left his might see it, too,” stated and “SEX” because I was looking for buddies, Timon and Pumbaa, for authors Barbara and David it and I was able to see it. I had seen a little quiet time to himself. P. Mikkelson. For a four- this movie in theaters in December He was confused as to who he year-old boy to see and 1994, and I do not recall seeing the was supposed to be and whether understand the word “sex” word at all nor do recall any or not he should return to the is difficult to believe and complaints in the news. Like the Pridelands and claim his right appalling if true. Aladdin rumor, the power of as king. Slumping onto the Lisa Bannon, suggestion or the dirty minds of the ground, Simba disturbed a hodge- Wall Street Journal author American people had influenced podge of dust, plants and leaves. of an article about people into believing there was an This dust would eventually ride subliminal messaging in obscene cloud of dust. the wind to Rafiki, the wise Disney movies, reported baboon of the Pridelands, who that The Lion King “sex” would learn from the dust that message, as well as the Simba was still alive and was the other rumored Disney rightful heir to the throne. Illustration by Rachel Vance ‘05 subliminal messaging, “are and the Pharmacists Festival shake things up of Lindsay Zoladz ‘05 My favorite track on the album, the hopeful themes of change on the “The Angels’ Share,” showcases the album are now somewhat , the fourth full- essence of the Pharmacists: jangly, discouraging. length release from underground melodic, and politically conscious. In Even though Shake the Sheets is Friends heroes Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, setting his distaste with the current an album for times of questioning and is an album that fuses catchy melodies presidential administration to an uncertainty, its message is ultimately with a heartfelt political agenda. upbeat soundtrack, Leo not only comforting. It is about the oppressed Leo formed the Pharmacists in makes you want to think; he also 1999, but the group went through makes you want to dance. some line-up changes before settling Leo, who hails from New April 23rd with bassist Dave Lerner and drummer Jersey, channels the political spirit Chris Wilson. They slowly built up an of Joe Strummer along with the soul- underground following by releasing searching literacy of Bob Dylan. He in the three excellent, energy-charged gives a nod to his homeland in . Shake the Sheets, the band’s “Counting Down the Hours” in the fourth full-length, came out earlier this line, “On a dark wet night in April, on 9/10 gym year and hopes to raise the band further a street in Jersey where/I went looking into the public eye. It displays a for some writing that I knew would cleaner, more polished sound than its not be there.” predecessor, the widely acclaimed Like many other musical artists, 2003 release Hearts of Oak. Leo is vocal about his discontent with Sign-up in Every track on Shake the Sheets the current presidential photo courtesy www.artistdirect.com is an anthem; Leo delivers the message administration. When he sings, “I sit finding comfort in each other, as Leo of each song with fist-pumping down and try to write an open letter assures at the end of “Little Dawn:” urgency. While his songs pogo along to a president,” it is also a call to “If you’re not content to just believe/ room with infectious rhythms and catchy arms; he hopes to inspire many like- And if you don’t consent to just choruses, they still pack a potent minded listeners to contemplate the let it be/Stretch out your weary hand lyrical punch. Ted Leo is one of the decisions of their leaders as well. The to me - it’s alright.” G-208 smartest and most literate album was released shortly before the With Shake the Sheets, Ted Leo songwriters around, and he is not election this November, but in the and the Pharmacists provide the afraid to tackle serious issues in his wake of Bush’s re-election some of perfect remedy for questionable lyrics. politics and music alike. WTHS The Patriot Page 12 Commentary Video Game Review Top-selling San Andreas revs G.T.A.’s violent rep Matthew Starner ‘06 Most of the missions in the game are pretty violence The Grand Theft Auto series is stressful and hard to com- one of the most popular game series plete and you may want to Tom Reed ‘05 of all time. When I heard about all run over people while the hype of this game and that it is speeding down the street A new game was recently released the best of the series I thought it in a vehicle. Every time for the Playstation 2 called Grand would be a blast to play, and I was you complete a mission Theft Auto: San Andreas. The game right. This game is everything the you will get money and is a sequel to the largely popular Grand previous game was and more. In this earn respect from your Theft Auto and Grand Theft Auto: Vice installment of the Grand Theft Auto gang. Most of the missions City, which were both top sellers in series you need to do what you do in involve destroying your www.google.com the year they were released. Now in every GTA game, complete mis- rival gang and retaining Grand Theft Auto offers great graphics 2005, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas sions, kill people, and steal cars. that area as your own and limitless missions. is the hot new game that everybody The game play compared to gang’s again. look a lot better than they have ever wants. It’s already the #1 selling the last game is very similar, but in The best part about the game, been. Playstation game, selling thousands of this game you have to do things to though, has to be your ability to be All in all, this is probably the copies each day. But is this game safe earn your respect in the gang the able to do what ever you please in- must-get game for Play Station 2 for everyone to play? Many would main character is involved in. You side the game. You can take out your this year. argue that it is far from any-age also have to work out in a gym to enemies from the seat of your car I give Grand Theft Auto: San entertainment, and personally I agree. increase your muscle strength and or drive off a bridge if you get the Andreas a 9.5 out of 10. As someone who has played this your stamina so you can run longer urge. There are limitless things you game, I know that the object is that and do more damage with your fists. can do. You can even try to get your Positives: you start out as a regular guy on the You can also eat food to regain wanted level up to 6 stars. If you do streets, but as you go along, you try health, but if you eat tos much your that the military will send tanks af- The amount of weapons and to gain money, cars,weapons, and the character will get overweight and ter you and hunt you down or blow vehicles in the game. respect of gang leaders. Games with have to work it off at the gym. you up. Able to do anything you want crime and violence aren’t anything There is also a large variety of The graphics in the game are in the game. new, but this game actually teaches weapons to be obtained in the game. also an improvement from the last you to be a criminal! You can walk up There are machine guns, bats, game. Although all the characters The graphics. to anyone at anytime and attack or knifes, pistols, sniper rifles, gre- hands don’t move and look like Negatives: steal from them.GTASA is the closest nades, rocket launchers, shot guns, stumps during the cut scenes, other The characters hands look like thing to anarchy you will ever and of course, the chain saw. You than that the graphics are very good. blocks. experience. need these weapons to complete the The sun reflecting off your wind The game does have a rating of missions inside the game; you can also shield, the cars when they crash and Some of the missions are very “M” for Mature, meaning that only just roam around the city. explode, and the characters faces all difficult and frustrating. people over 18 can purchase it, but I know from expierience that kids always find a way to get these games anyway. As a younger child, I had Phantom’s cinematic form captivates many games with ratings that were Hannah Desmond ‘08 during the last few scenes. He above my age level. Many parents buy really convinced me that he was these games as a Christmas or birthday Andrew Lloyd Webber’s the one for Christine. I actually present for their kids, not paying famous play hit high notes felt that the Phantom should attention to it’s rating or not knowing with audiences for 16 years on have gotten the girl. He was the much about its content. Broadway in New York City, best part of the whole movie I’ve never been a fan of excessive so it seemed inevitable that and you can bet that the next cenorship.However,at the same time, some director would come time Butler is in a movie, I’m I am not a person that pretends along and want to make a going out and seeing it. movies, music, and other forms of movie out of it. Now there is Rossum tackles the role of entertainment don’t influence people. one; a really good one. Christine with great stride. And younger people are even more Phantom of the Opera is After all, Christine is a true easily influenced. It’s just a shame to a beautiful love story about a soprano and a major part of the imagine a 9 year old doing some of young chorus girl, Christine whole story, considering she is things you do in this game. (played by Emmy Rossum) the object of desire for not one, I’ll admit that I did have fun whose father has passed on. but two men in the story. playing this game. However, I think The Phantom gives Christine Rossum has come a long way it’s a shame that anything nowadays an extraordinary singing from Disney original movies and that is impure(violence,sex,drugs) is voice, but Christine thinks that www.imdb.com I think she’s an actress on the a top seller. I don’t think that people Phantom, a classic Broadway hit, comes to the phantom is the ghost of move. change their opinion about violence, her father or the ‘Angel of the film with actors Emmy Rossum and Overall, I found the film crime or life in general after playing a Music.’ Gerard Butler. to be extremely well done. My video game. But the more people are The Phantom is played advice is to go out and see the exposed to something, they become by Scottish actor Gerard Butler. I whole movie, all I could think was, Phantom of the Opera. It’s definitely more and more desensitized and casual found him to be most attractive “Gosh, who is that phantom guy? He’s worth the money to see and plus you about it. And the more causual of an with a beautiful voice. Among the so HOT!” get an extremely attractive attitude people have about something, ballads that I found entertaining Butler plays the Phatom’s true Phantom, and songs! What more can the less likley they are to think before were “Music of the Night” and “The love for Christine amazingly. I could you ask for? doing it. Point of No Return”. Throughout the feel the love pouring out from him

WTHS The Patriot Page 13 Sports Minutemaids reach second round Richie Elles ’08 Others have stepped up their style played by Jenn Hara ‘06 helped is the only sophomore on the team. game as well. Guard Meghan Hall ‘05 decrease the amount of turnovers, She averaged 5.2 points and 3 rebounds The Washington Township has been described by her peers as a especially in pivotal points in the per game, and is sure to have a promis- Minutemaids made it to the second leader on the floor and good in the game. ing future. round of the playoffs, but lost to At- clutch. Guard Kristin Petell added a “I felt a little intimidated at lantic City in a tough game. Although Another contribution was from deadly 3-point threat to the team. first, but now I feel like I am part of the girls and coaches are upset about the aggressive play and offensive- Costa also identified a rising the group,” said Montgomery ‘07, the loss, they are still proud of all they minded attitude of guard Kelly star, who will shine in the years to “my main motivation was making have accomplished this year. Angstadt ‘05. come. sure that the seniors leave with a Led by coaches Donna Costa and The skillful and conservative Forward Kate Montgomery ’07 season to remember.” Jen Natale and captains Lauren “LP” Petruzzelli ‘05 and Amanda Jennings ‘06, the Girls’ Varsity Basketball Team posted a superb 18-8 record. Captains spark strong team effort The Minutemaids finished 2nd in Bethany Messick ‘06 the Olympic Conference, ending up only one game behind the Conference champions Cherry Hill East. The team To be a leader, one must be an was ranked 13th in the South Jersey instructor, a visionary, and a role Conference. model. Lauren Petruzzelli (LP) ‘05 On the court, the girls continued and Amanda Jennings ‘06, are the co- to win. Off the court the girls built a captains for the Minutemaids and are friendship that allowed them to excel prime examples of leaders. Whenever as teammates. After a hardfought win Jennings and Petruzzelli were on the over Nottingham High School, Lauren basketball court, they had complete “LP” Petruzzelli commented on the control of the game and their relationship both on and off the court. teammates. “We are really gelling as team Meghan Hall ‘05 said, “LP and right now, and I’m just enjoying Jennings are always there with moral playing with my friends.” support when I’m having a bad game. Coach Costa described the team They know exactly what it takes to in one word, “Unified.” get each player motivated and get All of the players enjoyed work- them working as a team.” Trina Chan ‘08/ The Patriot ing with one another, and it showed on Head coach Donna Costa and Girls’ Varsity basketball team captains, Amanda Jennings and the court. assistant coach Jen Natale designated Lauren Petruzelli, led their team to the State Championship. Teamwork is the main key to vic- Jennings and Petruzzelli to be captains tory stressed by the experienced Coach because they both have a lot of varsity Costa. experience, and they have a good The coaches chose Jennings to team to a well played game and to a “There are no stars on my team. understanding of what the coaches be captain with Petruzzelli because win. We work as one unit,” she added. want from the team. Jennings has a good relationship with “One important aspect of being “Someone new steps up every game Costa and Natale believe that both the upper and lowerclassmen. a captain is to keep the team’s and and takes the lead.” during Petruzzelli’s four years of In Costa’s opinion, “Jennings the fans’ momentum up after a lost Another important component varsity experience, she has learned the encourages and picks her teammates game. If we lose a game, the fans to the Coach’s game plan was defense. fundamental responsibilities of being up by constantly demonstrating may not be as supportive which affects In practice, the players played scrim- a captain/coach on and off the court. commitment and determination in the players, but LP and Jennings keep mages in which five JV players com- They also expect Petruzzelli to lead everything she does.” everyone enthusiastic,” said Costa. peted against four varsity players. This by example to help Jennings be a Jennings showed her love for and One of the reasons that helped to sure up the Minutemaid de- leader. dedication to basketball in the Petruzzelli and Jennings put all their fense and helped prevent them from “LP encourages me to be more Pennsauken game. Jennings was just energy into their team is because they giving up easy baskets. vocal on the basketball court and recovering from being very sick for know that it won’t last forever. There have been many players emphasizes the importance of making two weeks. She came off the bench As a senior Petruzelli believes that have taken the lead at certain time. smart decisions,” said Jennings. without practicing for a week and that, “Every girl on the team should Often, it was the two captains, Petruzzelli’s leadership skills statistically dominated the game. play like it’s her last, because for some LP and Jennings. really stood out in the Cherry Hill Natale said, “She knows how of us it is.” Jennings, a junior forward, led the East game. She was scoring, making important she is to the team, and that Petruzzelli doesn’t plan to play team in scoring, averaging 10 points great passes, directing her her teammates rely on her. When basketball in college because she plans per game, averaging about 6.5 teammates, and picking people up she sparks, the whole team sparks.” to put her efforts into her academics. rebounds per game, and shooting 64% when they needed it. Her very loud Both Jennings and Petruzzelli She is making the best out of her last from the free throw line. and forceful voice really got the recognize the tremendous responsibility year playing basketball at Washington LP, a senior point guard, led the team going. that goes with being great captains. Township. team in assists, averaging about four Costa said, “That night LP They agree that one of the most Costa believes that this team has assists per game, averaging two steals possessed all the qualities a point difficult situations to deal with is the not yet hit its maximum potential. per game, and a 3-point shooting of guard should. There wasn’t a repercussions of a lost game or a She said, “When both LP and 33.3%. LP also contributed about six moment in that game that she let poorly played game. The coaches Jennings step up collectively with the points per game to the Minutemaids. up her intensity.” depend on the captains to lead the rest of the team, we’re tough to beat.”

WTHS The Patriot Page 14 Minutemen stopped in state semi-finals Young Squad shows promise for future Mark Natale ‘06 changing third-quarter dunk, and was complimented by six points from juniors Doug Griese, Chris Amador, Betteridge’s late three-pointer to put junior swing man Andrew Purofoi. The and Nate Cooper, that combined to A lot can happen in six years. the game away, a great amount of offense might have seemed to be make this team click the second half In 1999, there was no high speed credit for the eventual 50-47 win must dominated by the inside outside game of the year. The eventual semi-finale internet, no Mp3s, no digital cable, be given to the defensive hustle of of Galliard and Betteridge (which loss to Atlantic City was a the common man did not know who Senior Andrew Fagundas. accounted for 35 of 50 points), but heartbreaker, but this season was just Al Queda was, steroids was a fringe Guarding Cherry Hill East super- whether it was a pressing team defense, a preview of the seasons ahead. sport institution, and the NBA was star Bryan Young (who will be or ball movement with an emphasis Other then Fagundas, every the league on strike. Dan Betterige playing Division I basketball next on making the extra pass, this was a varsity player that played significant and Drew Fagundas weren’t teenagers year for Lafayette), Fagundas played team victory, and considering the minutes will be returning. Although yet, and the Minutemen Basketball an integral part in the success of the season, that’s how it should have been. his leadership is something that will team was winning playoff games. Minutemen. After Young drained his After all, it was the team as a be harder to find, underclassman such Fast forward to 2005, and finally, first three 3 - point shots, Fagundas whole that made a late season seven- as juniors Dustin Francis and Cameron Washington Township Boys are got physical, forced Young take game winning streak possible. Johnston, along with sophomore Greg winning in March again. shots out of his range, and provided Although many people associate this Prince, are all ready to fill the void But just a month before Bleacher defense stifling enough to make the team with the play of Betteridge or on the court left by Fagundas. Creatures were storming the Cherry 27 point per game scorer go ice cold, Fagundas, it was the emergence of The 2006 season will bring a Hill East court, there were a select missing his next 13 threes. Galliard as a dominant big man, the more mature, more experienced, and few that truly believed the Minutemen Fagundas himself chipped in five scoring and athleticism of Perofoi, and just as talented Minutemen team that would be playing (let alone Winning) points on the offensive end, which the quality minutes contributed by will be a force to be reckoned with. in the South Jersey Group 4 tournament. Outside of the players Mat Chat with Matt Price ‘05 donning blue, and possibly the maniacs in the stands wearing red, very few believed. It was early in Feburary, the Wrestlers complete turn-around year Minutemen had to beat defending Group 4 champion Lenape to keep It started back in mid-summer their post-season hopes alive, and with the signing of Ralph Ross Junior things were looking down. from West Deptford High School. He Then, it all seemed to click. All was very successful there with several the inexperience that lead to losing state championship teams and hoped four out of the previous five seemed to bring his winning ways to to be gone. The mistakes that cost Washington Township. them close game after close game After the practices in November (including a heart-breaking one point the captains for the season were loss to Pennsauken the previous game) named. The year’s captains were seemed to not occur. It all started to seniors Matt Sheldon and Rob Tanner click, and two clutch free-throws by along with junior Brandon O’Hara. Senior Andrew Fagundas with six With the practice under their belts seconds left sent the packed 9/10 gym and strong leadership it was time to into a frenzy, and put the Minutemen take the mat. Ashley Horan ‘05/ The Patriot Joe Comerford ‘06/ The Patriot on the fast track to March Madness. The first match was in December Co-Captains Matt Sheldon ‘05 (left), Brandon O’Hara ‘06 (right) A Saturday morning win at Pemberton against Cherokee High school. It and Rob Tanner (not pictured) led the team to a winning season. punched the playoff ticket, and started out on Cherokee’s side but then Township was rolling, winning five the tide started to turn and all of a matches for an undeniable Champ John Price. O’Hara had a solid more games before falling in the season sudden it came down to the final disqualification. year and did very well on Saturday at finale to Camden. match in Matt Sheldon. Sheldon came It seemed like that day took a Overbrook to win his district. Price So on March 1st the team traveled out victorious thus tying the match. toll on Township. A young Bishop did the unthinkable. He won a State to Mainland, armed with a strong It was off to the rule book where after Eustace team into the gym and championship without winning his second half of the season, and suffering going to criteria G, which is actual Township struggled with them. After region or his district. He just placed from a six year playoff win drought. match points, the minutemen come that Township did win against Cherry in both competitions thus getting a They left the city down the shore with out the winner. It was an exhilarating Hill West but the season was over and foot in the door to the Atlantic City a 49-43 upset victory, and would travel evening and everyone in the gym was the Minutemen did not qualify for the State Tournament. It was there he to Cherry Hill East the following day, fired up. Everybody thought state tournament. dominated, advancing to the State hungry to shock another favorite. Township wrestling was back. The year was finished with a 10- Championship. To most, the single playoff Unfortunately, the whole season 8 record but individual success was Overall, it was a good year. The victory would have been enough. It did not go that way. It was a very accomplished. ground work was laid out for what will seemed like a successful season, one back and forth season. It almost Matt Sheldon had a solid year. be a powerhouse Olympic Conference that many thought would end similar seemed that after every win there He helped lead the team and saw his wrestling team for many years to to the last time the Minutemen would be a loss. brother Mike Sheldon break into the come. Making the turn around from traveled to Cherry Hill: A fifteen point It was one very rough Saturday mix at the 103 division. Will Leaper under .500 to 10-8 was a huge step drubbing suffered at the hands of the night for the Minutemen. Then they and Rob Tanner also stepped up for a up. Brandon O’Hara and John price Cougars. The boy’s from Township, rebounded that week against teams strong year. will lead the teams next year in what however, had other plans. like Triton and Seneca on the However, the two biggest stories should be a fun season. Look for the This next chapter in the late run schedule. There was also another very of the year were District 30 Minutemen to be on the hunt for an of the Minutemen saw twenty points rough Saturday against Camden Champions Brandon O’Hara and State Olympic conference title next year. by Adrian Galliard, and another fifteen Catholic. Matt Sheldon was the only points by point guard Dan Betteridge. Township wrestler with a victory and Next issue: Interview with State Champion, John Price But despite Galliard’s momentum John Price was suspended for two WTHS The Patriot Page 15 Girl’s bowling team strikes again Brent Bartosiewicz ‘06 The defending champs started Williams made second team all con- off their season a little shaky by not ference. The team had two of the As the girls varsity bowling sea- always having a full team, but in spite highest averages in the conference, son has just concluded, they walk of their start, the girls finished the Sarin at 171.4 and Mazzeo with a away with a sense of accomplish- season with a 12-4 record, sharing 171.2. Also, Mazzeo had a season ment. “I think we started off with a first place in the Olympic Division. high game of 234, which ranked 3rd rocky start, but skill and determina- One of Varsity coach Frank in the conference. tion helped pull it off”, says JV coach Consiglio’s mottoes is, “It’s not how Two of the team’s most dedi- Donna Headley. you start, it’s how you finish.” this cated bowlers are Mazzeo and appeared to be true as the girls stopped Williams, for they have been on the at nothing to defend their title. team for the past four years. They The girls starting lineup con- are the only member of the girls sisted of the three co-captains, lead team to be on the team since the off Mandy Mazzeo ‘05, Crystal beginning of WTHS bowling four Williams ‘05, anchor Sam Sarin ‘05, years ago. then behind them was Andrea Paton “As a team they demonstrated ‘06, Kristen Weidmann ‘07, and sub- the ability to work together,” says Brent Bartosiewicz ‘06/ Patriot Staff stitute Brenda Spencer ‘05. Headley. This was a team of friends The season was filled with ex- who knew how to work together and Co-Captain Mandy Mazzeo ‘05 citement for the girls, not only win together. But sadly they will be had a season-high 234, which because they defended their title but loosing four seniors. ranked 3rd in the conference. because they finished 2nd in the Next year Paton looks forward Maple Bowl Tournament and had to leading the team to victory, “It’s “I think they (entire girls Mazzeo and boys varsity bowler Tom our turn to step up because we’re team) achieved the experience of Carola ‘06 finish in 2nd at the Scotch upper classmen, says Paton. Also, earning a conference champion- Doubles Tournament. stepping up big next year will be var- ship,” says Coach Consiglio. The Brent Bartosiewicz ‘06/ Patriot Staff That’s not all, this all-star team sity Weidmann ‘07, JV bowlers seniors leave their success for the finished with numerous awards; Sarin, Kristy Lance ‘07, and freshmen up and coming bowlers to continue. Co-Captain Andrea Paton ‘06 Mazzeo, and Paton made first team Leigh Schwing, Gianna Coporusso, “I just hope the team can do as sets up. all conference while Weidmann and Mary Metcalf, and Kate Sino. well next year,” said Williams. Boy’s bowling rolls over competition Rob Czyzewicz ‘06 been a consistent player since his freshman year. The Boys Bowling Team is com- Another key player was Jim ing off of one of the most successful Piddington ‘06, who didn’t even make seasons in the history of the school. the team last season, and he is now a With one of the deepest squads varsity player. from top to bottom in the confer- Bartosiewicz qualified for the ence, the team enjoyed much success. states as an individual with a series of “We had a lot of depth on the 676. He is the first player in the his- team this year”, said bowler Brent tory of WTHS bowling to qualify. Bartosiewicz ‘06. “I was happy to see us pull to- “We came into the year expect- gether as a team in the sectionals” he ing to win the conference and score said. “I was also happy to make states. high in the sectionals, and we are I just bowled my game, gave it 110%, happy with what we accomplished.” stayed focused, but I didn’t try to do The team achieved many great everything myself.” things this year. They defeated their There were many individual Brent Bartosiewicz ‘06/ Patriot Staff toughest opponent Cherokee by sim- achievements from different players Mike Gerber ‘05 was selected Most Improved Player. ply outdoing them in terms of sheer on the team. firepower. They went on to win their Martelli and teammate Tom division as was expected of them. Carola ‘06, who are the team cap- Five of the team’s best bowlers The Boys’ Bowling Team is They moved on to win a tournament tains, both made the First Team All- are returning as seniors next year. looking to build on one of the in the post season as they moved on Conference. Martelli also won the Many of the players believe that most successful seasons in team to the sectionals. Most Valuable Player. the team will be at least as strong as history. Their experience will be Unfortunately, they did not Piddington and Bartosiewicz made thisyear’s club. very beneficial to the team’s suc- finish in the top five in sectionals. the Second Team All-Conference. They will, however, be losing se- cess next season, as they will be They finished 72 pins short of quali- In fact, Piddington also won niors Gerber, Martelli, and Jesse Tutoro. led into battle by Coach Frank fying, so they did not move on to Rookie of the Year. Senior Mike Next year’s team will feature a Consiglio. states, but that does not diminish Gerber won Most Improved Player. solid lineup that now has experience, The talented squad will defi- what the team accomplished this Although the team did not win it and they expect to win the confer- nitely be a team to be reckoned season. Dan Martelli ’05 was a key all this year, they are very optimistic ence and advance further in the with next year as they look for a performer this season, and he has for next season, and for good reason. sectionals next season. state tournament appearance. Next : Swimming, cheerleading wrap-ups; Spring sports

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