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The Missouri Miner, March 12, 1954
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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by Scholars' Mine. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Missouri Miner Newspaper by an authorized administrator of Scholars' Mine. This work is protected by U. S. Copyright Law. Unauthorized use including reproduction for redistribution requires the permission of the copyright holder. For more information, please contact [email protected]. ST.PATS IS ONLY 1 YOU-CAN OBTAIN YOUR WEElOFF! GET YOUR THE MISSOURIMINER TICKETS FROMST. ANY TICKETS NOW FOR THE BIG EVENT ~ft:1,,J of.~ IJ.~ PAT'.SBOARD MEMBER ---~----,== = VOLUME------40 ROLLA, MO., Friday, March 12, 1954 ------NUMBER 20 ------Lindenwood Singers ST PAT'S ARRIVAL, 1953 STYLE St. Pat Will Arrive Serenade Students At MSM On Friday SPRING VACATIONWILL TALENTEDSOLOISTS 745 People Had Chests · Gener~l L~ctures STARTAT 4 :00P.M. AND NOVELTY SINGERSX-Rayed While Unit Committee to Pr~sent WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON STARRED LAST SAT.Was on MSM Campus Another Travel Film Prof. J. K. Roberts, of the Wednesday evening, March Arise Miners and prepa r e' for the coming of that kindly old Th e annual concert given at Civil Engineering Department 17, the students of MSM will anounced yesterday that 745 be given the opportunity of see- gentleman from the Emerald MSM by the Lindenwood Col students, members of the facul ~ ing the unusua l and highly in Isle! Yes, in a few days St. Pat leg e chorus of St. Charl es, Mo., ty, and other MSM employees teresting color film entitled rick will soon be here to life wa s held Saturday evening, had their chests X-rayed dur "The Ethiopian Story," narrated from our shoulders for a few March 6, at 7:30 p.m. in Park ing the two day stay of the X by Fredric Christian. This pro days ,the bui-den of shotgun quiz zes and eight o'clock classes, an d er Hall. Ray unit, on Monday and Tues gram is another in a seri ,es of day of the past week. lectures given by the General to give us hope and courage to Th e program, which was pre Lectures Program in conjunct Sur vive until June. sented under the auspices of Prof. Rob erts attributed the !VUC8zs smooth functionfng of this ser ion with the Explorer's Club of For the benefit of those Fresh the MSM General Lectures Rolla. men who seem to be bewildered '!VAIOl!Es Program, was divided into vice partly; to the members of three sections, the first of which Theta Tau professiona l engin The program which starts at Iby what is _going on, the coming • JqJ,1aTni, •11 singing eering fraternity who acted as s p.m. in Parker Hall will be of St. Patrick, the. patron of all featw-ed the Chorus downtrodden engmeers, means works of Handel ' and Haydyn, clerks for the W1it. llewellJ11e . that we can put aside our bat by Julie and a flute duet Miss Th e number of students who tered slide rules and No- Doz pills Lin rk GllllU Karsten and Miss Carol took this opportW1ity to have and concentrate on the more cul h art. their chests x-rayed is espec ial ~b7 tural things in life such as wo The second section consisted ly gratifying considering the men, dancing, women , partying, ile Timer were of "Puer i Hae Bra eorum," fact that many students and women. by ThomPson,, "The Echo x-rayed b)" the W1it whe n i t was on Pine Street last week. St. Patrick, has noted the es OOOR.I.TII Sopg, " by Di L asso, which fea St. Pat . is sho wn _above in hi s las ~ year's a rriv al ou the traditional Fr isco hand car. The big pecially battered condition of the tured a double chorus adding moment thi s yea r will be at 1:30 Friday afternoon when the Patron Saint will make his appearencc Miners and has through his as the echo effect, a so lo by Miss to beg in the ceremonies . sistants on the St . Pat's Board, , Offenbach's Dean of Penn. State 'OPHER J acqueline Lyerly procured for our entertainmen t "Song from thte Tales of H off - Requests Information one of the nation's leading bands ... man," and the Finale of Act I IN.T. FELLOWSHIPRepresentatives TO of HIIIIIJIIUIIIIIIHIIIIIIIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJIHIIIIIIIIJIIIUJI,, in the form of Ra lph Flan.negan ELEK of "Iolanthe" by Sullivan. For Nuclear Schools who will play both Friday and - In ~aval Research Labs QUAffl!ls Donovan's "H ymn to the State College, Pa. - (LP.) PRESENT MOVIE SERIES NEXTWEEK•s . Saturday night in J ackling Gym. .Night ," Cole 's "Patter, Patter," order for engin.eering colleges THIS EVENING_ ATTo Interview Seniors This year as in previous years, to move ahead m the new and • Herats' "Music When Soft 730 Scientific and engineering re the celebration will begin by a important field of nucleai:.en Voices Die," and "Come Live the Naval Ord INTERVIEWS majority of the Miners s leeping gineering, c loser coope r ati on is f T~ e S ~tern_~iional Fell_owship Pr esentatives of With Me," by Milton Rehg, who 1 until noon on Thursday in order needed wit h the federal gove rn ~ent ~n· e~e:~g nance Test Station, China Lak e llllllllllllllllllllltlllllllltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l was the director of the pro ~~~:e~ra~ ~v~~~; to catch up on many lost hour s ment and the Atom ic En erg y gram, made up part of the to bring - to the students and fac- and Pa sadena Calif., and Naval Monday, March 15 - Mallin~ of s leep from the past few weeks, Commission , says Dr. Eric A. third section, which included a ulty a better undersianding of Civil Engineering Research & ck~·odt Chemi.cal Works, Mech FREDRIC CHRISTIAN and also to give him more Wa lk er, dean of the School of wor ld affairs. The Fellowship 's Evaluation Laboratory , Port a~1cal: Electnca l, ~hemica l En novelty number by the " Li n presented by Mr. Christian who strength for things to come. Engineering at the Pennsylvan , Calif., will be on gmeers and Chemists. denwood Girl Trio" which was meeting tonig~t. at 7:30 !n room Hueneme has extensively trave led and Thursday night will be open composed of the Misses Altro ia State University. 107 of the Mmmg Engmeering e for all the fraternities on Monday, March 15 and Tues explored this small country in hous gee, Marshall and Hutchinson. "We cannot give instruction Building w ill feature several campus Mar. 15 and 16 to inter- day, March 16 - Board of U. S. North Africa and will show and the campus and also the scene of Miss Marhall followed with a in atomic energy unless we have movies on the scenery and crafts view and select seniors and Civil Service Examiners - Na describe many of the colorful a mass migration to such places solo, Romberg's "One Kiss." access to the information and we of both the U. S. and Europe. graduate stc.dents for emp loy vy Department, Mechanical, El customs and places of interest as the Top Hat and Colonial Vil The choir closed the program not neces must have help, but "Winter Paradise" will bring ment in engineering and scien ectrica l, Civil and Metallurgical in Ethiopia. Thi$ film which is ]age. with several college songs and sarily financial assistance, in to the international audience the tific research and development Engineers and Physicists. They the first complete all-color tra- Friday morning will find the "Peace I Leave · With You. " building laboratories where we thrilling Austrian mountain work in California. · will have a group meeting in velogue of Ethiopia, also in- Miners frantically placing tha can teach ·our students to design The audience responded en scenery, and the many sking and .. the Auditorium of Parker Hall eludes a tour of Addis Ababa, finishing touches on the various an~ !e st _machines using nucle_ar winter festiva ls which take p lace Excellent career opportunities at 4:10 p.m., Monday, March 15 , the capital city and a visit with floats for the parade that after thusiastically to the complete activity m one or more of its there every year. Many b eautifu l are offer':d by these labor ator 1954. Emperor Haile Selassie who is noon. Th en, at 1:30 that after program , and especially the forms," Dean Walker exp lains. sights, unknown to American and ies in almost all scientific and currently touring the United! noon the big moment will be number from "Io lanthe" in To provide these facilities, he foreign students alike, will be engineering fields relating to Monday, March 15 - Inger- States. upon us with the arrival of St. Patrick and his guards on the which Mr. Rehg had a part , recommends modifications in the shown in "Pueb lo Boy" the dra- the research and development sol-Rand Company, Mechanical Admission to the program ra- and Mi n ing Engineers. Frisco hand car. He will the n and the closing number, "Peace Atomic Energy Act to separate matic story of t h e life of our of guided missiles, rockets, will be gained by Student Act - from reac- southwestern Indians. The movie dar, electronic equipment, and • • • I Leave With You." weapons information ivity Card. transfer from his hand car to tor information so that the latter will include many strange relig- many other areas of weapon de- Monday, March 15 - Mrs. the traditional manure sp r eade r The Chorus was accompanied may be declassified to a greate r ious and traditional dances of velopment and basic scientific Tucker's Products, Chemical and will lead the parade of floats by Miss Shirley Parnas on the degree than now. At present , these tribes. " research . Engineers. Theta Xi's Hope to Miners and women to Parker piano, who, like the s in gers, only information relative to low- Information on the Navy De • • • Hall for his annual aQdress to power r esearch reactors is de- The hiStory of violin conS truc- artment's policy on promo- Tuesday, March 16 and Wed- the students and their dates. showed remarkable musical ta Astound Outsiders classified and little can be taught tion at lhe famous violin works tions ed t· I t T - nesday, March 17 - The Ohio Durin g his stay in Parker Hall, lent. As was mentioned, the au- about power reactors although shops in Mittenwald, Germany milii'ary u~:f~orr;;:en~,pp::ti~~~e~t" Oil Company, Mining-Petrol With St. Pat's Float St. Patrick will perform the clience received the program it is evident that these are be- will be shown in one of th e mov- and leave benefits will be giv- eum, Mechanical and Ch emica l J. Totiver and J. l\lickes knighting ceremony on the Sen- very favorably, and it is easy corning the most important ies of tile German Information en to interested student.s In ter- Engineers. The rah rah boys at old T .X. iors and he will announce the th branch of the business. Office . Ano er movie will tour views will be scheduled for are making ready for another winners of the beard contest. to see why the Lindenwood . the Bruggemann Altar one of . 16 - United Chorus is always welcome on Th e Act forbids the Commis- the most famous master~orks of semo~s a!ld graduate ~tudents m Tuesday, March St. Pat's. The float is progressing Friday evening will be the States Gypsum Comany, South the M iner Campus. sion to lend institutions, su ch as Medieval time of Euro e Ever _ t1.1e fields of ~echamcal, elect- under the able??? direction of scene of the Masquerade ball in .ll d t h p · y ncal, electronic, chemical, and ard, Oklahoma Mining, Mining Eddie "Eramus" Peck, Martin Jacklin g Gymnasium and during After the concert, the girls colleges, fissionable material in Geology , Mechanical and Civil "an amount sufficient to con ~~: =~rk:os~o~:na i~ ~hbeauti!~l aero~autical en~in~er il1g and "Luther" Prager, Tom "1492'' the Ball, the Queen of Love and . . e movie physics. A very hrn tted number were escorted to a dance held struct a bomb or other mi litary Engineers. Christopher, Dick "Bull Moose" Beauty and her court will enter o~ -pamtmgs !b~ Lochner a nd the of openings exist in the fields in Jackling Gymnas ium which weapon." Dean Walker points Run.ick, and Warren "Gung-Ho" and the carnation ceremonies c maware O • ermany . of civil engineering, chemist r y, , was jo intly sponsored by the out that this indefinite limita Willi ams and from all appear- 1will begin. The Queen will t h en mathematics, and metallurgy. TKPS GUIDED-MISSLEances shou ld astound the un- be crowned by the Great Patron Student Council and the Inter- \ tion, _which f.luctuates as pro An apopintment for interview believers of the outside world. himself, after which St. Pat wi ll fraternity Council. Music was Igress 1s made m weapons ~evel- with one of the visiting scien CREWLEADS IN'NUMBER opment , can sharply curtail de KA'SELECT OFFICERS; k " J ,. C d l disappear as quickly as he arriv- may be J 11 11 un furnished by Bob Walsh's band. sign of research reactors. tists and engineers ac e yro ana Y has ed and will not be see again FURNISHEDGOOD TIME made by contacting Asst. Dean OFENEMY PANES HIT suc_cum~ed to the task of I_oslng til next y~ar. Office. 1 th 1 BY LINDENWOOD GIRLS Dick Van Buskirk, the Green- ~~~ght~ ~v=ao;e:is :~x h:~v:! ~=Th e Formal Ball beginning 1953BEARD FARMERS . A group meeting will be held field Bird Dog , has jumped an- escorts our Maid of Honor in the Saturday evening at .9:00 p.m. By Bob Peck at 4:10 p.m., Mar. 15 in the au other step to the title of "quad St. Pat's Ball , instead of his usual wi!l ~limax the fe~tivities for ~his New officers were elected this ditorium. Colored slides will be state lover" since the Linden- fresh paint job which is 1 years St. Pats celebration. week at the KAstle. Mr. Dav e shown. wood Affair last Saturday night. customary for Mack Tn7c~~ Ralph Flannegan wi ll of course Edmonds was elected our No 1 ----- Speaking of the concert , Bol- when they must look their best. be o_n hand to help us forget the ger, the Canine Caruso, made commg Monday and the resump- Jerr y Casteel No. 2, and last but BSU Pl S · , debut that night., with a Al "Fort Knox" Nelson bas re- tion of cla sses. not lea st John Rose Secretary. _ ans erVICeS his soul -stirring rendition of " I'm cenUy incorporated with the We. wish Dave and all the new At Uptown Theater, Locked in the Head." Too bad Federal Reserve Bank of St. officers the best of luck in the M T h H as com ing year. o. rac oma osp. he had to miss his cue and walk Louis and the bank is known N£WGRADING SYSTEM out on the stage. You can't the Nelson Reserve Bank of St. Work on the K, A. f loat goes In case some of you fello~s b lame him though; he was just Louis. Watson "Gra infield " ANNOUNCEDBYHEAD on in high gear. With men h have forgotten, lhe. B.S.U." st ill looking for Bieser. The chorus Rasey III has set the new Pony . sue bolds noonday devot10nals m the . OFWILLIAMS COLLEGE •• as John Ave: 111and Gene Clod- the lobby of the Uptown Theatet· the~ _proc~ed to break 1~to the Express time record between felter workmg on the project M d th h Fr'd f fam1har How much 1s that Rolla and Kansas City on his Williamstown, Mass. (LP.) - how can we go wrong? ~~ a~ /~~g 1L ro~ Doggie in the Orchestra Pit." paint sta lli on "Joe Green." The administration has definite- 12 0 a\ w;s mi~io~s er:p·:~sis a:ee\~e:n The freslunen had the oppor- ly decided on a new grading TowheedLtihnedenKAwo,osdag1g·rolsodreli~mllye the B.S.U. We had severa l tsul1n1·1ilte:ylafgohrspthraecotitcl,•elrusn,eghotf. Tthheeiyr Bill "Pine" Barlow is at pres- system, Dean Robert R. R. Sh ent contemplating a trip to his Brooks of Williams College an- at the dance last Saturday night. speakers, who were not in the had to drive the snakes out of native land of TEEEXAS where nounced here. The new system D The evening was topped off by B.S.U., come and speak to us Stearman's illusions. He kept he shall answer to the annual will recogn ize p luses and min the tune of " Dixi e", as requested about missions . One week ago singing something about "Those census with a hardy "I'm right uses. Th e new scale runs from by a loyal Rebel. By the way laSt Mo nd ~Y we saw a very Springfield cobras are breaking chiee~r", J?exterous D~xter Dave j twelve for an A plus to one for 5 that "skin beater" really went good movie at noo nd aY about up that old gang of mine." Ross 1s gomg home this week by , a D-minus. E will be minus crazy. th e Sou th ern BaptiS t Th eologic- With the adve nt of the warm way of the Bagdad Railroad. If ' one and no E pluses or minuses Mr. Ja ck Kenney and Ron Wat- al Seminary in Switzerla nd · weather, TKP 's windows are by chance you should be walk- wi ll be given. There will be no Last year's champion beard-growers are shown above in Par- son paid the KAstle the honor This coming Sunday the gradually being replaced. Tom ing down State Street some dark, ! zero grade. According to Dean of their presence during the B.S.U. has charge of the servic- O'Keefe and his mis-guided lon~ly night and see a man dress- ) Brooks , " Th e new scale is not ker Hall after th ey had been named winners, St. Pat will again week. The Rebels were happy to es at Trachorna hospital at 2:30 missiles have caused the glass ed m black have no fear for it's retroactiv e, and grades already E see both these Alumni who hav e p.m. Anyone who wishes to at• on the third floor to be ninety- Chet "Digger O'Dell" Hodge the \ earned will be translated into announce th e winners of th e bea r d conteS t Friday afternoon, fol- done so much for the betterment t end this service is invit ed to nine and forty-four one-hund- friendly undertaker 1s son look· the new scale without using lowing his annual address to the student s. of the chapter. do so . reths percent absent. ing for business. I pluses or minuses." Page 2 THE MI1!SOURI MINER Friday, March 12, 19ff OllllllllllllltlllllUlllllllWlJlllnlnlllnmmmnm,111111111 THE MISSOURI MINER Junior had been getting a name's sake. Surely quality and accuracy LEITERTO BAYLORU.JtNNOUNCF.S little rowdy and his father Yea, though I walk through shall follow me all the days of THE MISSO URI MINER is th e official publica PREPAIDTUITION PLAN thought it was time to get him the valley of the shadow of my li.fe and I shall dwell in the tion of th e stu dents of the Mi ssouri Scho ol of to thinking more seriously, One shot guns, I will fear no pro house of K & E forever . Mine s and Metallurgy . It is publi shed at Rolla THEEDITOR FORFUTURE STUDENTS day he called Junior over to fessor; for my slide rule is with Mo., every Frida y durin g the school ye ar. En IIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOI WACO, TE X - ( I. P. ) A plan talk to him. me. Father (looking cautiously in- tered as sec ond cla.gs matter F ebruary 8, 1945 at The subj ec t of thi s let ter is the fo r pr epaid tui tion, whereby "Did you ever stop to think Thou preparest an answer for to the living room of the Fra th e Post Office at Rolla, Mo. under the Act of where you would be if I were conduct of certain "Miner s" or, pa r en ts or oth er s m ay pay in me in the presence of my in- ternity house): "Does Joe Smith March 3, 1879 . advanc e the coll ege exp enses of to die tomorrow?" structors, thou anointest my pa- live here?" Voice from the ill Subscription Price $1.00 per Semester. (Fea "~.finor s" would be 1:1or e approp- futur e stud ents, has be en ap• Junior thought for a minute per with right answers and rny side: "Yeah, just bring him in ,rid•1• turing Activities of Students and Faculty of riate , at r ece nt social ev ent s. prov ed by Bayl or University and then r eplied, "I would be brain relaxes. and lay him on the bench.'' ---- M.S.M.) When Whitt em or e and Lowe a nd eight other Texas Baptist h ere. The question is w!l,ere gave th eir perfo rma nce cer ta in coll eges, accordin g to an an would you be." ----- Min ers , by way of th eir aero dy- nounc em ent by Dr . Ro y J. Mc Senior Board n amic s abilit y, made quit e aµ K night , vice-pr es iden t. Mother wa s giving advice to h er daught er who was entering D.\NIEL E. GROTEKE ...... EDITOR-IN•CHIEF impr ess ion on both the p erf orm- Pay m en ts tow ard the tuition , M.S.M. 1107 State SL - Ph one 1198 ers a nd th e aud ienc e. Their ac- ro om and board ex p enses of fu "Now rem emb er, don't drink, DONALD R. BOGUE ...... BUSINESS MANAGER tions we re aptl y r efl ected in M r. tur e st utlents ma y be m ade in Whi tte mor e's comme n ts and in any way th e parents or donor smok e, or neck or th e boys will 401 E . 7th St. - Phone 1090 call you 'fast'." Wilh JOSEPH LESYNA ...... MANAGING EDITOR th e thou ghts of th e r est of tho se choo ses , Dr. McKn ight said. He pr esent. Al so th e girl s from Li n - sugg es ted regular paym ents, in• "Yeah! Just as fa st as they Jiavin8" PAUL R. DOUGLASS ...... ASSOCIATE EDITOR ,bead to denwood we r e no t exactl y over- te rmi ttent paym ents , and lump can ge t to a phone." propriate THOMAS V. BRUNS ...... SPORTS EDITOR joyed with som e of th e r espon se sum inv estm ents , as chief poss WILLIAM L. MCMORRIS . ADVERTISING MANAGER to th eir efforts. ibil it ies . The fund ma y be set The Engineer's Psalm in the c
Th u rsday, March 18 only 'COJ> R., TH £ AMERICAH T OOACCO CO M PAHY PERR 5% Beer Sch'litz on tap 10c to All Shows 7 and 9 p .m . s, Highway 66 East Cary Gran t - Joa n Fo ntaine CLEANER, "Susp icion" FRESHER, IIIUIIIJtllHllllllUIIIJIIIIIIIJIIIIIIIUIIIIIJIIIIIIIJIIIIIIOllll 1ll Lo,- Iii, LUCKIESTASTE BETTER SMOOTHERI ''•81 ·-- F rid ay, Marc h 12, 1954 THE ~llSSOURI MINER Page S Hope High ForRecord Year as s1~~~~;~.f;~~;; ~~;;lt11l~,,,::l~11IA:ww;;.;;;;;! r"~--,U:J Track Season Nears, Opening;.
-~J;;afi~L!l~~~~::€l;~\~r:~r:ef Ji:ll/lf:\\;!_~_Li_!_~-·- .)j IndoorAt ColumbiaMarch 20 a low ly last. Will it be the However, such men as Singer ,·, ❖, : ,-. , . •.-;,;-. }{ With th e t1;ack season j ust a- Fred and John King are the on ly as Cape predominates . Bock o.f same next year or can the stu d- and McKi nstry w'ill prove a round the corne r , competition :men whose nam es app ear twic e. Ro ll a threw the sho t 45 fee t, 5½ en t body of MM expect , better great asset to the team. Ali in As the sports world under- DePaul, who scor ed 97 points begins March 20 in Columbia In 1952, Fred was clock ed for the inches in 1949 fo r one while Tay - things in 1955? Th ese ques tions all , th e M.S.M. contingeni, al - goes its usua l springtime change against R hode Isla nd Sta te in with the MIAA indoor , a look to fastest school time in both the, lor jointly ho lds the 60 yard rcannot be answe red pos itive ly though it apepars st r o'Ager than -from basketball to baseba ll , let 1945. Th e high scoring game the MSM and c:onference record 100 and 220 yard dashes. In th'? dash title with Ne il of Mary a t this time, but the ge ner al this year's quintet , can hope for us first take a look · at what is eluded th e two teams by five books seems appropriate. This 100, he beat the old time of 10 vil le due to the 6.2 secoRds time appearance of the M.I.A.A. can little more than their p r esent happening on the basketba ll points . The Hi ll toppers share season, due to the increase in seconds by one tenth of a sec- both reco r ded in 1937. b e f oreseen . positio n . front. At the N IT, Western Ken - th is honor wi th Brad ley, when competi tion and all around abil- ond, finishing the century in 9.9 . Only two other schoo ls ho ld Sp r ingf ield, this year's cham- Looking over each schoo l as tucky fell just short of two re- th'.e two teams came up witb a ity of the individual athletes, In the 220, F r ed again chopped indoor reco r ds, as Maryville r e- pi on, seems a logical choice to we have done, it can be seen cords in their 95-8 1 victory ov- tota l of 181 points in 1949 · On some of these records seem sure one tenth of a second off the tains two and Cape eigh t of the con tinue its domination of the that the entire league wi ll be er Bowling Green. The team th e opening night of play, Bill to fa ll . school r ecor d by recording a remaining ten events. Maryvi lle confe r en ce . Alt h ough the Bears stronger in 1954 . Keener com- high for one game is held by Uhl scored 33 points for Dayton, First let us look into the re C- time of 21.5. has titles in the mi le and two wi ll lose their hig h sco r ing cen- petition and better p layed ------as th ey 10st to Niagara 77-74. ords for M.S.M. students. The Holds miles, because of Anderson's 4 t er, Ane liak, they have depth games will footriote next year's as close as possib le, and when Kentucky has refused to c~m- only man attending schoo l at 1914 minute , 33.8 second and 10 min- .and -experience to forestall dis- games. And so, with the goal his rival made a grab fo r him, pete in the N~AA tourney since present who name is inscribed The 440 sets an interesting ex - utes, 3.6 second runs in 1950. .aste r . show ly fading in the west, we F igg lashed out with hi s huge the NCAA will not allow t~e in the Miner book is Fred Smith. amp le as G. Gowan 's time of 48.4 For Cape, its the lions share Shou ld the Bears be weak - bid goodbye to "Basketba ll fists. Since the others did not Wildcats to pla y three of th eir seconds has held up since 1914. of the titles. Spur lock po le va ult - •ened a li ttle more than is ex- 1953." try for defense, Figgs punches top m en , Rams;~• Hag~n, and TENNIS Then , as now, it was an astound- ed 12 feet, 81/s inches; Goodard pected, Kir k sville will take the ------usually landed. He either knock- Tsch urope les. e con roversy ing feat and is, .without a doubt, high jumped 6 feet, 4½ inches; crown. The onl y man of any BOXINGHASN'T ALWAYS ed out the other man, or render- came about as a result of Ken- Sat., Mar. 27, Drury Coll ege, th e outstanding occurence in McLang broad 'jumped 23 feet, 0 11 1 1 if: ,~s:;~;2~e sf=,.1~;: BEEN THE MASCULINE ~:~;~::~~:~~ ~:::: ; i: ~::. !~:Et~:r-~!~:i:::01; :~ ::i~ie,":ii 1:· Harr is Tea cher s ;~ra:;~:O~t~~~:=~~~~i rL~~::E~d!c~::if~t~~: starting team, which was strong ARTOf SELFDEFENSE ~:tw:: !n:~~:eodmtoo ri~ke :::~ k nown r eason , non e of them Sa t. , Apr. 10, Southw est Mis- has ne ver been in any serious captured the 440 in 53 seconds - thjs year, wil l be returning. B . g th alm st and give Mm a battle When he gr aduated, and all three were so uri State Coll ege, Springfi eld competition. and Corse the 880 in 2 minutes, Maryville should prove no oxm ' e same as o any ff h t k. t h back this year. Th e situati on has Tu e., Apr. 13, Westminste r I. Irwin ran a recor'd 880 in 2.8 seconds,· and the mile relay other sport, has had its ups and ran ou t o oes e oo up eac - been further complic ated by f:~t;~~H~~ 1;~:~rp:1; !I~;=ia~::~~it:;:.:;:~:f ~:: :~:t:~:::e~!t!~,n~~;~i~~ ;~e~~e:enr::~:r a~;:;~ ~a~::.:i:~~:::.~:::\~~l~thern Illin- ~~;;:?~~!::,;~:fn~~e;~;i i~\m,::n~t event in 3 minutes, 17 4 team that fini shed fifth this · and now being banned from th e Sat., Apr. 24, Washington one previously mentioned, w hich INDOOR RECORD MADE AT y ear and wi ll prove no compe- could be used as a source of en- Although boxing has been al- NCAA tourney . University, Ro la l appears will stand for many COLUI\-IBIA FIELD HOUSE iition for such po we rs as tertainment. Th ere are 17 cen- most exc lu sively a masculine Still, Kentucky managed to Sat. , May 1, St. Louis Univer- years. INCLUDING 1951-52-53 Springfield and Kirksville. tures where any and all trace sport, it is a mater of r ec ord , remain on top of the national sity, Rolla As was mentioned before, John Event - Name - Year - Time Dark Horse of pug ilism is omitted from his- that in~ 7~2, thi~ ad;ertisement ratin gs as they continue unde- Sun., May 2, Concordia , Rolla King is one of 'the two men who YPole Vault - Spurlock , Cape I The loss of high scoring Hen- tory books. Ther e is notb.inig to appear m a o.n on paper: feated, w ith a season r ecord of Sat., May 8, M.I.A.A. Outdoor, holds two records. John , a dis- - 1940 - 12' 8¼" derson wi ll undoubt ed ly hurt equal th e strange disappearance ~~halleng: ClIk E liz a~ et~ "".'ll-24-0. Indiana is now rat ed sec- Spr ingfield tance man, gained both his claims Sho t - B~ck , Rolla - 1949 - 45' Cape, but the Indians have of fis ticuff s over so prolo nged a m son , o er enwe ' av m g and, ahead Of third placed Du------~--- to fame in 1946 when he ran the 'IT 0 5 4 7 i~:ct::~::~";,~t:I: :1:::u:h r;~ ~~:n ::m:::~r:s~e~~1~{m w!: ~:~i : l~~ :n :t; :~ui; ~~ s~:i:;:,at ~~:~n~h;;~o t:i f,;.~, )~st f::~ GOLF ::;: ;~d t:::;:~:: l:~}~ ;:~: i;~_h /u~ : ..~ Goddard , Cape - 1 0 1 ra":t~his :::~~e:as ~r;_ong man's earlies form of bat- ~'::-d ~0 mbe:; :; ~:;i,°ar':::o:~g~~~ g h; ~~ tow:::.: Mar. 27, Drury College, utes, !89 seconds. yd. Dash _ Neil, Maryville c~~!e~~:~ ~i:~~~e ~~!~: 2 Ro~:: 60 thr horse of the conference, and un- England , according to most his- ee\ guineash($:S); each wo- top tetn according to the Assa- Sat., Apr. 3, Rolla Town 12:~t!.!%~:se;;~tt~':~~~s ~! :~ Taylor Rolla - 1937 - 6.2. til the end of the season ; had a torians, was the countr y where man olding al a crown (a ci ate d Press ratings are: Team, Ro lla lows, we re set in as Schu- 60 yd. H. H. - McLane, Cape - 1950 chance to capture the title. In boxing first made its reapp ear - piece of f~oney) in each hand , 1. Kentucky 24-0 Sat., Apr . 10, Southwest Mis- chardt took the hi ghs in 15.6 1938 - 7.6. nd th st th ance. There was quite a lot of a e ir woman at drops 12 Indiana 19-3 sour i State Coll ege, Springfie ld Broad Ju mp McLane Cape 1954 , this ro le again ~eems to fist fi ght ing in England in the the money to lose the battl e." · Duqu esne 24_2 Tu e., Apr. 13, Westminster seconds and Scott th e lo ws in _ ,_ - ' - fit the Indians , and th ey could Th e fight was never put on 3 · 25,1 seconds. 1938 23 t 17th Century, but it was chiefly · 14 Western K ent uck y 28-1 College, Rolla ' 440 - Allison , Cape - 1940 - 53.0. easil y fulfill its greateS ex pec- on the rough and tumble sty le. The girls were wi lling - even 5- Oklahoma A & M 23-'% Sat., Apr. 17, Southern Illin- Rolla Men 2 Mile - Anderson, Maryv ill e - tations . .If any of yo u are gam- . _ _ w lidl y eager. The y want ed to • D • U - . II 1 20 2 The record hi•gh jump and pole 1950 - 10:3.6. biers, Cape is the team to bet. ~g:~ :e:e::!:~~ dp1~enncche_itBouuttbhetfeorpeola1 _cpeu,bhliacva1_nug- ~: ~:::ge ~aeshi ngton 23:2 o1sSat.~11;;~ty24~oPr~ncipia Col- 0 ~:::~.p:~:~~ vault are both held by men who 880 - Cor se, Cape - 1949 - 2:0-2.B fo~~r;::~::::;;;;~m: er;1t:~it~~: or toss ~e other man to the noticed the ad, advised the wo- 8. Louisiana State , 21-2 lege, Elsah Ill. ' now reside in -Rolla. R. C. Lan ge 60 yd. L.H. - McLane, Cape - league in 1953 , can look for- ground w ith such force as to men that such an affair would 9. Hol y Cross 23-i Sat., May 1, Northeast Mo. cleared the high j ump bar in 1937 - 7.1. wa rd to littl e improvement w ith bounce the ene r gy from · hi m, violate decency, as well as eth- 10. North Carolina Sta te 24-6 State Tea chers College , St . Lou- 1935 at 6' 3 ¼" and D. Moulder M ile Relay - Cape - 1937 - much as in modern day wrest- Now for a quick look at Iis University (Triangular Meet) pole vaulted 12.45 feet in 1931. 3:37.7. - ~::;-:gha~fe s~': :~:~ li ng. ics , and they served notice that baseba ll. Ted Williams has un- Rolla ;?:e !~: While the high jump record ap Mile Run - Anderson, Mary tet returning. The exper ienc e Ja mes Fi g,g lives in history as if the fi ght were attempted the dergone surgery on his broken Sat., May 8, M. I.A.A. Outdoor, pears so un d, the pol e vault title ville - 1950 - 4:33.8. .nee! t hi s year one of England's great athle tes, girls would land in jail. That coll arbone, and is expected to s_p_r_i_ng_f_ie_l_d______has been serious ly approached they have gal cured both of them of the lust be b ack with the Red Sox in should prove beneficia l but no t and as the originator of bare for pub lic battle. on many occasions. eight or ten weeks . Imm ediate ly FOOTBALL In 1942, J ett made the farthest TRACK AND FIELD RECORDS to the extent of a championship . k nuc kl e fighting, largely be- While we are sure that you HELD BY MSM STUDENTS Miners cause he departed from the cus- will not see any battling dam- afte r his injury, Williams insist- Broad jump of any M.S.M. stu- ed to be back with the Red Sox Sat., Sep. 18, Kansas State dent up to date with 22 feet INCLUDING 1953 The center of interest, the Mi- tom of the times, when involved sels in the finals tonight we are in eight or ten weeks. Imm ed- Teachers College, Pittsb urg , 5½ in ches. Event - Name - Year - Time ners , will return n ext year in contests. Figg was an all- able to guarantee a f ew good iate ly after his injury, Will- Ka n. 220 yd. - Fred Smit h - 1952 - wtih the same ball club. Such around athlete, a sw ordsman of slug-fests as the en tr ants try iams insisted he would play in Sat., Sep. 25, Washington Un - All the weight event titles 21.5. men as Nicholson and Hunni- ab ility , a fine wrestler, and was for the champ ionships in the the Sox' opening game, but the iversity, St. Louis seem safe as all are ve r y sound. 440 yd. G. Gowan - 1914 - 48.4. cutt, to mention but two, who probably the first person in Eng- various div isio ns. Tonight is the injury turned out to be more Sat., Oct . 2, Springfie ld, Roll a The shot put, set by Roach in 880 yd. - I. Irwin - 1932 - 1.53 shone in the ir freshman year, land to r ealize the value of a climax of severa l months work ser ious than he at first thought. Fri. , Oct. 8, Cape Girardea u, 1950, is perhaps the best of U1e min. w ill be returning . These men blow with fists. Figg , in battles for most of th ese boys in the Th e _thirty -six-year-o ld Wi ll- Cap e Gira rd ea u three. The distance of 46 feet Mile -J ohn King - 1946 - 4:34.7 will have the experience gained with other men, never wasted finals. ·Those fights are sure to ia ms has had considerable trou- Sat., Oct. 16, Maryville, Rolla 10½ inches is 3½ inches better 2 Mile - John Kin g - 1946 - from one year of college ball. time tr ying to wea r th em out Ibe worth the short wal k up to ble staying in t he game lately. Fri., Oct. 22 , Warrensb urg , than the con fe renc e record. (This 10:18.9. Th e main weakness of the Roi- ~th wrestling grips and crash- the gym. Let's try and ou tdo In 1951, he was called into ser- Wa rrensb urg distance was made in a dual meet 120 High Hurdles - Schuchardt la men next year appears to be mg bod y slams. He moved in last years turno ut. vice and spe nt two years fly- Sat. Oct. 3o, Kirksville, Rolla with a non-conf er ence opponent - 1950 - 15.6. ing jets oven Korea. He re- Sat., Nov. 6, Sou th ern Illin- and thus is not recognized as a 220 Low Hurdles - Scott - 1950 She-Did I ever sho w you turned near the end of last sea- ois University, Rolla conferenc e title.) C. Johnson, in _ 25:1. w here I was tattooed? son, but sti ll managed to get 1928, threw the discuss 134.6 H igh Jump - R. C. Lange - 1935 He-no. CARPS int o thi rty-seve n games. Will- filled, except second base, and feet and in 1938, Geor ge Machens _ 6.31/s ft. She - We ll , we can driv e a You Can Do• iams, undoubted ly one of th e who could ask for more than hurled the jave li n 179.9 fee t. All, Pole Vault - D. Moulder - 1931 round that way. Department Store greatest pla yers of ow · time, his tw o prospects for second. as has b ee n mentioned , ar'e re- _ 12.4½'. Better at racked up thirteen hom eruns Charlie can take his choice be- markable distanc es. Broad Jump _ Jett _ 1942 _ 22' 11111111\111UUJJl1\li1111111ll\111111111111Jlllnlllll11111llllllt1111 Special Discounts and hit a hot .407 in thos e twee n Danny O'Connell, a star The r elay records were both 5½" . thirty-seven game s. of last year's Pittsburgh team, set in the ear ly thirties. In the Shot Pu t - Roach - 1950 - 46' Allowed to Dormi- FULLER'S Memo Luna , one of the Card- and Jack Di ttme r , last year's mi l e relay , in 1932, w. Go ghl ll , lO.½" .. tories, on Linens, ina l's $100 ,000 ro okies, was regular second sacker for th e W. Irwin, R. Monroe, an d Pfi ef- Discus - C. Jolms ·on - 1928 JEWELRY just another pitcher to the Braves. O'Conn ell , acqquired in fer circled the oval in 3 m inutes, 134:6. Blankets , etc. Ph ill ies thi s week as they got a winter trad e, looks like the 27.6 seconds. Th e 880 ya r d relay J ave lin - George Machens three runs off th e Mexican left- best prospect with his last yea r 's crown is held by W. Coghill , E. 1938 - 179:9. RANDY'SSHOE hander in only two innings. average of -294. However, Nickel, N. Evere tt, and D. How- / Mile Relay - W. Goghi ll , W. The Phil s wo n the game, 3-2. Grimm says Dittmer , who hit erto1;1 who recorded a time of l Ir win, R. Monroe, Ffi -effer - 1938 STORE , _ ... __ I Charlie Grimm, manager of .266 la st season, can't be count- 1 min ute, 31.3 seconds in 1933 __ 3 :27_6_ OPPOSITE POST OFl?ICE the Milwaukee Braves says he ed o_ut as yet. Who ca n tell , Indoor j 880 Relay _ W. Coghill, E. · D RNis ready to play ball , lineup Charlie may need th em bo th The Miners hold only two of Nickel, N. Everett , D. Howerton ROLLA, MO. and all. He has, every position before th e season end s. the twe lve MIAA: Ind oor record ~ _ 1933 _ 1 ·31 3 n111nm111111m1111111mumwm11n111111111m111umm11m .;:------❖ Ethyl Regular ~--~;~;;;~~,:-:r--5-o/,-,-B-:E·~:··~-oliiioniii~iiiliii~iii~iiillaiii~iii·T•Iioi~iiii~-e-~.;YRiii:iii~iii:iii~iii hiii:iiiEiiiER----, 24.9c Gal 23.9c Gal All Taxes •m l~;~;;;~;;;~.. All Taxes Paid Paid
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It was unfortunate that some The wheels of ingenuity are back from Cottey with tall tales Last Wednesday evemng, Mar . people mis sed the performance L ast week was a costly one for The editors feel th at similar types might be found on this campus. rolling once again as the birth- about the wondeful time they 3, the Missouri Mines Chapter of the Lindenwood Glee Club . the boys in the cracker \ box on Like the ot her state institutions, Mines is kn own to ha ve a wide da y of our patron , St. Pat , draws had last weekend. Jim Burton of A.S.C.E. held its thiid meeting The gir ls of Lindy did an ex- the highway. Nature to ok a help- variety of personality and character types. Th erefore, afte r the I th st near . The Teke s, having placed i also throws in a short story of e seme er. The meeting was cell ent job of many fine selec- ing hand in prov iding us with a necessary research, conducted mostly at such erudi te centers as first in last year's float contest , about the strange plac e in whic h attended by fifty -three members tions. rea l cool snowyfrost. And our Sam 's, Duke's, and the Nug,ge t, (beer parlors) I ha ve compiled a are undert aink ing the job of he found a Sears and Roebuck and nine ,guests. The men of L ambda Chi per• pl edges being th e most for get- Mr. J ames R. Turn er, Senior formed the ir part of seeing that ting into trouble, decided to con- small directory of the various species be found a t large on the constructlng the "Queen's Float". catalog. Bill Frangel missed. all io Formul ation of ideas and the the fun by pu lverizing a tim En gineer for th e Missouri State the gir ls of Lind y had an enjoy- struct a quick frosty snow man. Mines campus. (Any simil arity to persons livin g or studying is ta sk of the ac tual fabrication ing gea r just thirt y kilom eters Hi ghway Department presented able evening. Did they ever! This aggravated the dorm pure ly derrogato ry .) w ill fa ll on ·the combined should- from the party. a very interesting and informa- Nineteen of the gi rls were es- hound s, and they came on like The standout type, per haps tive talk on fue caisson work carted to dinner and after th e Joshua and the snow man came because of their obnoxious man - campus is th e "joc k s," the ~oys ers of John F eemster and Nick This shill elagh business is a th Cookse y. Here's hoping for great idea. Carrying all that bein g done on e Missouri River concert, to the dance by the men tumbling down. At that a dorm ner and relative rar ity (com- who uphold our proud tradi tions workmanship that will surpass lumber makes the Freshmen so Bridge at J efferson City. His of 606 Wa lnut St. I beli eve that window was spli t, and that was petition is awfully keen!), is the in int erco llegiate sports. They talk was supplemented by pie- we had the ninete en best -looking the down beat that set the ball tube; otherwise known as the can be found in every frat, even last yea r's magnificent[ tired that they barely have the th creation. ~ith the cr:aiive minds strength to make smart remarks. tures take n while one of e gir ls and that they were shown into a brawl. When th e fighting "hose nosed apP.!_epo li sher " where they are a parasitical and teem.mg enth usias m of our Dave Anyan had a slight acci a~~e:s : ::;; ::~~;~ a very thor ough even in g. Marion was all over, and the Pikers had The y can always ~e. found ;t problem since they eat so much ::~ns':: 1 1 capable foremen as well as the dent in trying to rush the toast used to show the details of this Marshall, soloist , was the date won, the broken windows were the prof 's desk right at the end more than their more sedenta ry hord e of able-bodied Tekes , this ed marshmallow season . of pledge, Cliff Tanqu ary. Noth - counted, and they numbered six - of the period - asking dumb brothers. PositiVe id ent ific at ion pier. Mr. Turner 's account of in g but the best for our fi ne teen less than twenty-one . Or to questions and being sickeningly is made thru the raunch y tee flo at w ill be one of the finest Art "Who says it can't be the type and amount of work buil t . rolled" Fink has ge nerously do- pl edges. be more exact, five were broken . gung-ho about everyth in g con- shirts, and M-cov ered socks. Be- needed to construct just one of Will someone pleas e tell a few After this bit of excitement nected with the cou rse. Th eir ing a member of this group na- All Miners w ill agre~ that the nated one of his (?) cars to our the man y p iers needed for such of the boys about the last hali the wee k end r oll ed around as whole day is ruined if they turally enta il s some tr aining , weekend of the Lindenwood St. Pat's float project. Work on a bridge as this was en joyed by of the dance? Ii seerris that per plotted in the stars, when the don't get to ta lk to eve ry prof but nobody ar ound here lets it cho ir s'ing proved to one of the the M c C 1 i n t o Masterpiece all , with particular praise com many-many coupl es took off for Pikers played host to a host of they know at least once. interfere with the ir beer dri nk- zaniest in qu ite a while . For thei chan ged from planning to man in g from Prof. Senne's Founda unk no wn parts. Anyone know Lin denwood Larks. After a bas- The most prevalent anima l on ing. boys in th e·Tek e. house it was an ual labor last weekend with Don tion s class. where? ketball of ribs and a bot tl e of the grounds, however, is the Under acquired traits perhaps occassion as well as an uncon- Bouge supei-vising operat ions . Since the star t of the new Isn't there a law that prohibits juice, they made it post baste "sack-artist." These boys are should be l isted the almost ventional weekend. Along w ith Bill Roemerman and Dick semester , the membership of smuggling? If there is, it isn't over to Parker, where they gave constan tl y in the rack; not only school -wid e habit of spiking. th e Linden wood "Lulu's," we Hampel were chosen as repre A.S.C.E. has been greatly in enforced around · Rolla. It seems out in full chorus with some at night , and during classes, but Now there is spik ing , and then were fortunate enough to be the sentatives of our house to be creased but we a._re still lookin g ho st to the Gr and Prytanis of kni ghted by St. ~ at. Bob Bub that .many valuaole objects wer e strictly class tunes. This means in the afte rnoon s as well. Some again ther e is spiki ng . A real for new members. If you are in missp laced , at a certain hotel on a fine performance for those are so badly add icted to the pad expe rt takes pride in hi s abil Tau Kapp a Epsilon. Both the sa:s that they w ill look good t er ested in Civil Engin eering, it the outskirts of town last Satur- who are not hep to this real that they ev~n sleep through ity to copy who le reams of ma braze n shenanigans of th e St. ;1t~ :l arney Sto ne smeared on wo uld be well wor th your while day. Th ese objects; however, crazy mixed up lingo. meals ! Many authorities on this terial between classes, and st ill to join . Charles hor de and th e en li ght -J eir aces. . . were discove r ed later in the That's about it from the land malady , claim it is grea tl y ag - give the impression th at he nin g talks with the Grand Pry. Dale Schilli nger has joi~e d Our next meeting will be held morning, still inta ct and unharm of Punga Dun ga Bung by the gravated by the genera l att itude spent all night on it. The clas tanis made for a highly en jo yable our pledge cl~ss for the sprmg on Wednesday ni,ght , March 17. ed. This hotel seems , to be the Strights of the Hi ghw ay, Until taken by Mines' profs that sic ' 1spike-artist" always makes time. Stori es of adventurous es- semester. ~e is a s.opho~ore in We expect to have some very base of the smuggling opera- my next morning ris e. story, it's students are in schoo l to study. sure to room wit h some guy that capades drifted around for a few the chemic al engmee rm g de int eresti ng movies at that time p artment. Congratulations, Dale. tions. only me - Scof. Another fairly common type, is trying to learn something - da ys and were in most cases and hope that all you Civils will Are the freshmen of thi s schoo l ------especially among underclass- no sense sp iking wrong answers! greatly exaggerated after they Catastrophe has struck every be out in force. Sig Ep stomach! No more snacks turning into nature I_overs? In Nurse: "I think that college men is the . "square." Th ey get Thi s about covers the situa- had been hand l ed a few times. in the kitchen. Informe d sour t)le past few days I have seen boy in 312 is regaining con- a two-point with ease, but if tion, except for the lov er and In the case that anyone has ces say Ron Rex is frustrated And then there was the co-ed m any of them tramping around sciousness ." somebody says hello to them, the drinker, which I purpos ely noticed a change in our boy because no one has applied for who was so dumb that she through the woods and Carryin g Doc tor: "Yes, he tried to blow they're st umped for an answer . omitted because of the overall Johnn y "Betty Lou " Patton that member ship in the fan club he thought hardening of the arter "trees'' on their should er s. the foam off of hiS medicine." •The y just go ,throtlgh lif e in a lack of int erest by Miners in look s slightly lik e the love organized. ies was a hi ghway project. Couldn't be tha t St . P at's is get- sort of a trance - walking such categories! sickness and wonders what caus ting close? Have you bou ght You folk s who think our jo kes along as if on a private cloud, ed it , notice that he wears his your ticket yet? are rough oblivious to what goes on class rin g no more. Could it be Ask "Hoppy" Du err if Rolla 's Would quickly change your around them. Some of these Before you fa ll in lov e with th at said rin g ador nm ent was "finest" are on th e ball. "Hoppy" views guys are so numb, th at they're some brigh t eyes make sure it's los t in Owensvi lle, Mo. didn't agree with the placement If you'd compare the ones we squared 3-D - real honest-to- not th e sun shinin g through a The boys were quite tickled at of a few "s top" sig ns and found print Coors (Bee r) cubes! hole in her head that makes. one of Jim Greco 's misdemean out the answer to the above With the ones we' re scared to A rather select gro up-o n- them that way ..., ors, Saturday evening. An ap- There was a• y~ung Shotgun wedding - A case questi on . I use. lady from of wife or death. propriate motto for y ou to adopt , Lynn Jim , wou ld be , "Look before you Wh o _tnhought tha t to love was Modern girl s a r e ,·n•eed fond NEED ,HELP WITH YOUR LAUNDRY PROBLEM1 leap and the girls Won't get to u EDWIN LONG COFFEE SHOP 8 51 Clothes Washed & Dried ·- Finished if Desired peek," But when she was tight of clothes . .. bu t they are not - SERVING - It seemed quite all right . ~!ways comp letely wrapped up th AUTOMATIC LAUNDRY Good Food at Popular Prices So everyone filled her with gin. 1 m em . A young sanitary engineer QUICK SERVICE 704 ROLLA STRS. 1 was planning sewers for a rur • 111111111111111m1m11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111r1111111111111111111111111111111111111mm111v. al village which had never be en sewered before. Tr ying to estimate the size of sewers, based on the probabilities of SNO-WITEGRILL population growth, he went to SPECIALIZE IN PLATE LUNCHES the city clerk - a creaky gaff er, we ll into hi s eighties. "Say, Sunday 4 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. friend, what's the death rate around here?" the young engin Weekdays 6:00 a.m. - 7:30 p.m. eer asked. Next to Ritz Theatre on Rolla St . The ancient clerk paused to expectorate into a handy spit oon , befor e replying: "Same ;s llllllllllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIIHIIJllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll !!llllllllh,. everywhere , sonny. One to a person." East Side Grocery & Beverage ' Doro Brock Horst COLD BEER LIQUORS 904 Elm Phone 746 I Big Rush On For New Arrows As Color "Clicks" with Coeds
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