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Volume 27 Wilfrid Laurier Number 21 University, Waterloo theCORD weekly Thursday, February 26, 1987 Meal plan gripes: poor food, too costly

By Kevin Klein balance, rather than forfeit the and Eric Beyer outstanding amount. (See related story, this page.) Students who hold meal plans Slessor said mistakes were "made with WLU Food Services have in the system." "It was handled expressed dissatisfaction with the poorly," he said. new declining-balance meal plan and Slessor said the administration with the quality of food available in will probably stay with this meal the Torque Room and Dining Hall. card system for next year. He said it The chairman of the Food gives students the flexibility they Services subcommittee said the need. system has done a poor job in- "I would be opposed to dropping forming the students on all the it,"he said. stipulations of the meal plan. Earl Rayner, a member of the Speaking in the wake of a Food Food Services sub-committee and Services forum on February 11, Director of Personnel and Dave Slessor said students were not Administrative Services for WLU, adequately informed that they could said it was the Food Services change their meal plan inSeptember. Committee's responsibility to inform Slessor said many students may the residence house councils that have switched to a lighter meal plan one could change their meal plan in if they had known it was possible in September. the first month of the meal plan. Rayner said there was "not a lot" Many students now find them- of students who came forward to selves with a large amount of re- change their meal plan in September. sidual dollars on their meal card The forum to discuss the new indicating that many meal plans are Declining Balance System in Food too large for the individual holders. Services was held in the Turret on The current policy on meal cards February 11 — during lunch. Forty states that no refunds will be given of the 950 meal plan subscribers to those who took the light plan. The were present for the forum, eager to light plan costs $1225.00, a medium voice their opinions on the new plan is $1460.00 and a heavy plan is system. $1840.00. The first $1225.00 is non- The declining Balance System was Cord photo by Peter Dyck refundable, and 45 per cent of the started in September of this year remaining balance will be returned after last year's plan was scrapped. Students are scrambling to get rid of the remaining balance on their meal cards. to the student. Many subscribers had complained The advantage to buying a meal about the old system, which re- count for taking less than the full of the information brought forth by on their meal cards, Saturday meals plan rather than paying cash is that quired a lump sum payment at the amount. the students was already known by at Wilf's was the only plan revealed. with a card the holder saves the 7% beginning of the year which was the Brian Thompson, WLUSU the Food Services Committee and Others are being considered but no sales tax. Large meal plans have a same for everyone, and a one-meal- President, acted as host of the many of the resolutions were pre- details were given. The plans are 5% bonus added to their totals. a-day plan. Up to a maximum forum. Thompson wanted input determined. ready to be implemented sometime Some students have gone to number of items could be taken for from the small group "so we can Of the resolutions to help stu- extreme lengths to use their entire each meal, but there was no dis- hammer out some deals," but most dents decrease the excess amounts continued on page 3 Pop and chips meal plan Weir reappointed as president By Kevin Klein and Erika Sajnovic five years Meal plan holders are resorting to some unusual tactics to ensure of Wilfrid Laurier for they are research functions can not left with wasted money on their meal cards. By Erika Sajnovic and be enhanced. alumni relations will continue to It may At a meeting discussing the Declining Balance System in Food Richard Taylor also be necessary, he said, to receive high priority during his Services, Laurier students expressed their disappointment with the add to the staff to cope with the second term. system. Dr. John Weir, president of "1 spent $150 at Christmas, took chips and boxes of juice home to Wilfrid Laurier University since Also among his priorities for the my family and I'm still $300 over," said one subscriber at the forum. August, 1982, has been named to a next term will be further improve- One off campus student took boxes of sandwiches home for the second five-year term. ment to facilities on campus, par- weekend and bought $200 worth of candy for Christmas and still has ticularly student housing. A 143-bed $400 left. His reappointment was confirmed residence was opened in September, Forty of the 950 meal plan subscribers were present for the forum, by the university's board of gover- and the 100-bed Macdonald House and were more than willing to voice their opinions on the new system. nors, after prior endorsement by the will be available again as aresidence The Food Services Committee fielded most of the questions from university's senate, which acted on when the John Aird Centre, now the students. The committee, consisting of Earl Rayner, Director the recommendation of the selection under construction, is completed. Personnel & Administrative Services, two student representatives, committee. Even with these additions, Weir and Jim Wilgar, Associate Vice President, Personnel and Student feels the supply of campus housing "The last four and a half years Affirs. will be inadequate. "I agree that it's an inefficient system," said Rayner. have been the most challenging, the Testimonies from many of the meal card users said they were using most hectic, and yet the most the facility every day but the expected amount of food was way over enjoyable of my life," Weir said. "I A native of Charlottetown, Prince what students usually eat. look forward with enthusiasm to Edward Island, Weir joinedLaurier's The major problem with the new system isresidual balances. Food meeting the challenges and res- School of Business and Economics in Services calculated that as of February 16, meal card holders should ponding to the opportunities of the 1965, after teaching economics have left $440, $510, and $570 for the light, average and heavy plan next five years." increased work load that will result for four years at the University of respectively. from an increase in faculty members. Manitoba. He served for 10 years as Weir explained that he has no Off campus plan Chairman of Economics, and was students were asking for a much less expensive of exact plans for the future of WLU around $50 "My priorities are but as named Academic Vice-President of or $100. In this case not only could off campus students but he wishes to concentrate on set, ofyet use the facility to purchase have no definite plan," said Weir. the university in 1978. but faculty and staff would be able a card three specific areas. I for lunches and in between classes. The president said he will work to Also, many He said housing is still a major of the complaints dealt with the variety and quality of improve the quality of the university, He received a doctorate in eco- the food. plan greater problem withLaurier because of the Meal subscribers would rather pay more for a not only academically, but from the nomics from Notre Dame University variety of food quality is lack of space on campus — space in and more than what being produced now. perspective of the total student 1964. He holds also a master's I refuse to eat a a woman in the must be found somewhere else. degree fried food five days week," said experience- in business administration audience. from the University of Western Many students expressed concern with exams and Reading Week He said the most critical need at During his first term, a start was Ontario, and a bachelor's degree in when many meal plan users are not using the facilities but o till Laurier is to increase the size of the made on improving liaison with the commerce from the University of paying to have them open. faculty so that both the teaching and alumni, and Weir emphasized that Prince Edward Island. THE CORD WEEKLY 2 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 theCORDweekly February 26,1987 Volume 27, Number 21

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By Sharyn Hillier, "Smokers get very upset when Erika Sajnovic and you say you want to ban smoking," Canadian University Press said Rosalyn Figov of the University of Toronto's Office ofEnvironmental Armed with increasing evidence Health and Safety. "A university is of the dangers of second-hand not like one work place ... it's more smoke, many administrations are like a thousand." considering stricter on-campus The University of Toronto is one regulations. of several institutions in the midst of

While smoking in certain areas — setting a campus-wide policy. Figov notably classrooms, stairwells and said U of T's policy, when com- elevators — has long been banned pleted, will be introduced in gradual by many schools, some universities manners. are developing more comprehensive "It's not as drastic as a ban on policies for public and office spaces. smoking. You have to give people Laurier's 'Smoking Committee' time to adapt to the changes," she recommended that during a three- said. "The point is to eliminate month trial period, smoking should smoking as much as possible." be likewise restricted to areas of the Carleton University in Ottawa will Atrium, the Torque Room and Wilfs. also introduce its policy in phases. "The Planning Group is certainly "We've been looking at a total ban moving towards a policy for control on smoking, but I don't think that's of tobacco usage on campus," said going to happen," said Bev Plato of member Earl Rayner, Laurier's the Office of Occupational Health Director of Personnel and and Safety, adding the absence of Adminstrative Services. rigid enforcement procedures makes Marie Gilkinson, WLUSU enforcement impossible. Programming Director and 'smoking "We're not prepared to fire people committee' member, said she hopes if they don't quit smoking," she said. to see "a smoke-free campus." "The only thing we can really do at David Sweanor, staff lawyer of thispoint is publicize the guidelines." the Non-Smokers Rights Last fall, Memorial University in Association, is not surprised by the St. John's banned smoking across interest shown on many campuses campus in all public areas except towards curtailing smoking. cafeterias and some lounges. "I think smoking in stairwells is "At universities you get a lot of tions will unnecessarily limit smo- organization. studies indicating passive smoking people who feel very strongly about dangerous, but students shouldn't kers' rights. The tobacco industry itself has is not harmful. across (campus) the issue, who are quite articulate, have to run halfway "If you have a classroom with 30 been critical of medical studies Earth Society cigarette," "The Flat will pro- and who work quite hard at it,"he for a said student union students, and 28 of them are smo- condemning passive, or sidestream, duce a study to show that president John Reid, adding smoking the earth said. kers, then you are going to have a smoke as a factor in many incidences is indeed flat, just as the tobacco Countering anti-smoking permitted in designated the should be problem," said Michel Bedard of the of cancer and other diseases. How- industry will try to show that passive in corridors. lobby at most campuses, though, areas Smokers' Freedom Society, a to- ever, the Non-Smokers Rights smoking isn't dangerous," Pro-smoking groups say regula- Sweanor are equally vocal groups ofsmokers. bacco industry-supported advocacy Association's Sweanor is critical of said. U of T researcher finds miscarriages result of STD

TORONTO (CUP) — Many mis- oranisms — how organism carriages may be caused by a for Sick Children. She has found currently labelled "of unknown and the fetal and infant the is transmitted from the sexually transmitted organism, a that one type of mycoplasma, cause", Quinn has found evidence deaths. mother to the fetus, or why University of Toronto researcher Ureaplasm urealyticum, when found of mycoplasma infection in 78 per Mycoplasma is found in 50 per it causes fetal death. Quinn and her has found. Fifteen to 35 per cent of in the placenta or the fetus, is cent. Eighty per cent of infants born cent of normal fertile couples. Quinn research team are testing antibiotics all conceptions spontaneously abort, significantly associated with still- with respiratory disease also showed said, "ninety per cent of our sexually to try to prevent pregnancy- active but only two per cent of all fertile birth, miscarriage and respiratory an immune response to the adolescents are carrying this associated infecitons. Erythromycin,

disease in the newborn. mycoplasma organism. organism ... because it's sexually given throughout the pregnancy, A mycoplasma is not a bacterium, Although this does not prove transmitted." However, they are not and doxycycline, given prior to virus or fungus, but another class of causality, there appears to be a , necessarily carrying the harmful conception, are both being tested in organism, as tinyas a virus, but free- strong connection between the strain, she said. a large-scale research study to living. This type of mycoplasma is mycoplasma — and possibly other It has not been established yet eliminate potential side-effects. commonly found in the genital tracts of both sexes, especially in those who have had many sexual partners, since it is sexually transmitted. Forum hears meal plan complaints Although many women carry the continued from page 1 have them give the meal card holder complaints, and Dave (Slessor) was organism, the question of why only a the value of the meal in cash. This getting some complaints, so we few have recurrent miscarriages is after Reading Week. will deplete the card balance and not wanted to get together and solve it." "one of the dilemmas of the field," At the forum the Food Services leave the card holder with a large Thompson said that he thought according to Quinn. Either different Committee stressed the need to unrefundable balance at the end of one of the problems was that the mycoplasma serotypes cause dif- require a minimimum amount to be the year. food was too expensive. The Food ferent effects, or the women in put on the meal card so that they Thompson said WLUSU is hel- Services subcommittee, consisting question have variable immune resis- can be sure that they have enough ping initiate discussion between of Chair Dave Slessor, WLU's tance to the organism. food at any one time and fo cover people with meal card problems and Associate Vice-President of Student women miscarry after 12 weeks of Theanswer is still unknown, since the expenses ofkeeping the Torque the people in control. He said that Affairs and Personnel Jim Wilgar, pregnancy in almost every concep- it is difficult to tell which strain of room and the Dining Hall open. the food problem is a "student Earl Rayner, and Brian Thompson, tion. mycoplasma a person is carrying. WLUSU plans to help alleviate problem" and WLUSU is trying to will meet February 26 and, among Microbiology professor Patricia "It's a very, very difficult test to do," large residual dollar amounts. The reply to it. "That's our job." other things, will discuss the cost of Quinn is heading a study of infec- said Quinn. student union is starting a campaign On the reason for the food forum, food in the Dining Hall and the tions in pregnancy at the Hospital Of the two thirds of stillbirths to take someone to lunch and then Thompson said, "I was getting a few Torque Room. Students recognized vote in Municipal elections Courtesy Imprint UW committee's task was to study The recommendation, which is mittee. Under the conditions of the sound arguments against the original just problems in the current election act one part of the committee's interim report, students and some plan led to the reversal, said A provincial studying ways re- committee and to recommend of in- findings, is seen as a positive other segments of the population Certosimo. Student groups have to the municipal elections act this week creasing traditionally low turn- sponse student lobbying efforts. voter to would have been excluded from the offer well-reasoned and researched reversed an earlier municipal Matt chairman the process, recommendation outs for elections. Certosimo, of he said. proposals if they are to have an that would have left many students Since municipal elections are held Ontario Federation ofStudents, said effective voice. ineligible to vote local elections. spend the "We're in in the fall, students who this week the committee credited satisfied...this is some- Scott Forrest, president of The municipal advisory away from their colleges or the student campaign for the change thing much restrictive than the elections summer less University of Waterloo's Federation committee, released its final have out- residency six months recommended," he said. which universities would fallen in the recommendation. of Students, called on students to report February 10, recommends a the eligibility period. "At meeting (Tuesday) they "We had recommended side six-month the the status take advantage oftheir right to vote. one-month residency period be A one-month requirement will still actually (recognized) the impressive quo, which is no residency require- required to enable a person to vote allow students to get their names on student campaign," he said. "It ment, or something more flexible for "Students were left out of con- in local elections. This is a change election lists when they return to shows students are having a great students or families who have just sideration in the interim report," from the six months originally sug- classes in September. impact on the system." moved in (to a neighbourhood)." said Forrest. "With this (decision)... gested in the committee's interim There is currently no residency Certosimo said he is pleased with Good discussion sessions with I hope people realize the significance import, released last August. The requirement for municipal elections. the decision reached by the com- politicians at Queen's Park and of voting in municipal elections." THE CORD WEEKLY 4 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987

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Brian Thompson's office ... I got chair and the committee system. the key," Bussiere joked. Following the meeting Dave The new board has started to McMullin, new V-P: University meet informally to fill positions for Affairs and newcomer to the board, next year. This process involves was asked of his impressions ofthe assembling search committees to members: "They all seem to want "search" for people to fill vacant to get involved. Myself, I'm a little WLUSU positions. Most positions nervous. A lot of them know each must be filled by May 1. other because they have been The search committees for the involved with different (WLUSU) three appointed Vice-Presidential committees in the past, where 1 positions consist of five directors. haven't been asinvolved with those Bussiere; Executive Vice-President committees and services." elect Tom Mcßride; and the former All three members of the Official position-holder make up three of Scary Monster Party; Paul Wilk, the five members. Zoltan Horcsok, and Mathew Zack answers pressing alcohol problem question during Alcohol Awareness week The Vice-Presidential positions Teeter, were absent — the latter open are V-P Finance, V-P Student two sent regrets. ZACK answers student drinking questions

By Erika Sajnovic union service include alleviating Two popular misconceptions make students more aware of the habits?"; "Do you find yourself problems of alcohol abuse, edu- about the organization held by abuses of alcohol. occasionally accepting a ride from During February 10-12 cating and informing students, fa- students is that it is "anti-alcohol" or The Speakeasy is an innovative someone who's had too much to BACCHUS had its Alcohol culty and administration on alcohol a "temperence movement." response to the need for effective drink?"; "How can you balance up programs social, family and academic or job Awareness Days, with booths set use and abuse; facilitating alcohol A major attraction of the displays and learning tools that in giving information foster the responsible of pressures with a basic desire to the Concourse related research; increasing aware- in the Concourse was The use alcohol. The mostly targeted enjoy you have a problem concerning — life?"; alcohol. ness of healthy alternatives to al- Speakeasy an interactive alcohol computer is "Do BACCHUS, which for at 19-25year It an educational saying no to people?" stands cohol abuse; and enhancing com- awareness computer which was olds. is Boost Alcohol Consciousness tool made available to colleges and The objective of the two days of campus developed by the Clinical Research Concerning the Health of University munication within the com- universities free of charge. alcohol awareness was to get stu- munity related Institute of Montreal — which is encourage regarding alcohol The Speakeasy, featuring a com- dents to realize there a problem Students, was created to touring the province. is responsible drinking behaviour matters." puter-generated bartender named with drinking within universities Laurier's chapter was The Ontario Federation of within the campus community. BACCHUS ZACK, asks questionssuch as: "Do especially with students who drive Additional goals of this student organized in November 1981. Students is providing this service to people joke about your drinking while impaired.

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More protection needed for student housing

TORONTO (CUP) — Ontario's "He has been so adamantly protected under the Act. kind of incentive, at the cost of Shapcott organized a march in 184,000 roomers, boarders and against it from the beginning," said According to Bairstow, this is to roomers' rights. Toronto on Feb. 12, during which lodgers may soon have protection Hogan. "I'm impressed as hell that protect home-owners and to encour- "There is already a program called demonstrators carried a huge under the Landlord and Tenant Act, he's gone full circle. But the minister age more people to rent spare Convert to Rent, which gives grant Invoice' to Alvin Curling's office. if the government implements a new (Curling) is another story. He's still rooms. money to people who convert their The large sign read "Owed to the report on low-income housing. waffling." "These places will simply not be homes for roomers," said Michael Roomers and Boarders of Ontario: Roomers are not specifically in- When Hogan spoke with Curling provided if there is a fear that a Shapcott, a community worker who Legal Protection under the Landlord cluded in the Act, and can therefore on a recent CBC radio program person may be welcomed into the counsels on housing problems at land Tenant Act, due April 1987. be evicted without notice. They have recently, Hogan said the minister intimacy of a family household only the Christian Resource Centre in You have 40 days to pay this no legal recourse when faced with said "he wanted more study. That's to prove incompatible and very Toronto. "Telling people they can account. Failure to comply willresult shoddy living conditions, and have exactly what he was telling me a difficult to evict without substantial kick their roomer out without wor- in continued evictions and second- no rights as tenants. year ago." cost," said Bairstow in his report. rying about the Landlord Tenant rate status of 420,000 Canadians." A "roomer" is a person whorents OFS chair Matt Certosimo was Hogan doesn't feel there is any Act will not encourage more Curling has promised action on a single room in a dwelling and pleased about the inclusion of need for special protection nor this housing." the issue by April 1. usually shares kitchen and bath roomers, but said other aspects of facilities with several other people. the report disappointed him. A "boarder" is a roomer who re- "Bairstow identified student McGill students lose space ceives meals as part of the rental housing to be the major housing (CUP) — Twenty University Schulze. "They have no legal obligation to provide agreement. A "lodger" can be either. problem for cities like Hamilton, MONTREAL McGill students will be evicted from their apartments June housing, but there is a certain moral obligation." The report has important impli- Waterloo, Ottawa, Kingston, Sault in of university's for space. Sam Kingdon, physical resources said cations for students, as the Ontario St. Marie, and Sudbury, and yet he because the need more office director the The recently approved a proposal to limitresidents would opened up Federation of Students estimates didn'tlook into the problem at all or McGill Board of Governors have much proposal to transfer two apartment buildings from the more space for students that the apartment that between 25 and 50 per cent of recommend anything," said conver- status of rent-generating to sions will eliminate. Ontario students live in this form of Certosimo. administration and office use. "I would have liked to stay longer," housing. The report recommends that said one of the David Schulze, graduate representative to the Board students who will be evicted this summer. rent is The report comes after months of students living in university resi- "The of if quite cheap, the location ideal, but such is controversy the force be specifically exempted Governors said the action "makes it look as the life." about task dences He has no complaints created by Housing Minister Alvin from the Act. right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing," with the administration. referring to recent attempt to "They've given us plenty of notice. They've Curling last spring to study housing "The case for excluding student the administration's been very increase amount for decent to us," he said. problems oflow-income singles. The residences is essentially (that) they the of available residence space first-year students. Kingdon said the is looking a task force's work was marred by have their own sets of rules, and administration for "I'm not satisfied that they have taken specific suitable replacement, such as "a small apartment charges against chair Dale Bairstow. they have a wider range of relation- concrete steps to take care of people," said building containing some 40 to 50 John Hogan of the Toronto ships between occupants and these units." Eastside Roomers' Association re- owners than the Landlord and signed from the task force in July, Tenant Act envisages," Bairstow after accusing Bairstow of a "pro- says in his report. Canada "failing" high technology landlord bias." "This conclusion is based entirely Bairstow was removed as chair of on his (Bairstow's) own conjecture, OTTAWA (CUP) — A report that governments, labour, and the aca- this problem for 20 years, but the advisory committee in August and has nothing to do with con- its writers claim "comes as close as demic, research and investment nothing has ever happened," after similar complaints were laid by sultation with student leaders or we are likely to get to a definitive communities. The report of the Woodbridge said. other members. The committee and anybody else," said Certosimo. consensus" on a national science roundtable is particularly critical of The report recommends that in Bairstow were requested to report Roomers associations are con- and technology policy comes down Canada's poorattention to research order to inspire economic innovation separately. cerned with Bairstow's recommen- hard on Canada's performance in and development. and to create new jobs, "scienceand Bairstow's recommendation to dation that roomers who live in research and development. CATA president Roy Woodbridge technology must become the corner- include roomers in the Act comes as private homes where there are four The Canadian Advanced said calls for greater emphasis on stones of a national strategy." a pleasant surprise to many. or fewer roomers should not be Technology Association, in a report high technology development, as Woodbridge said as many compo- of a roundtable it sponsored last well as more spending on general nents of the science-related com- September, says "Canada is in- research and development, have munities must tackle the problem volved in a war for national eco- gone unheeded for too long by together. nomic survival. It is a war we are industry and governments alike. As "It's an integrated ball of wax. losing." a result, he said, the country is There is not a single answer to this Participants in the CATA round- suffering. problem, and what we need is a Graduate table included representatives from "The science and technology complete game plan," he said. the advanced technology industries, community has been talking about Parts of that gameplan, as recom- mended by the report are: massive Students changes to the education system to reflect a higher priority for science, Association ADDRESS OF THE BEST technology and entrepreneurship; expansion of national research and development adap- Applications for full-time admission are being considered now for "efforts"; faster entry into either Foundation Studies (Year 1) or for qualified tation of technological change in the applicants admission with Advanced Standing (Years 2 or 3). workplace; innovation in the private and public sectors to introduce new ELECTIONS DRAWING & PAINTING • ADVERTISING DESIGN • ENVIRONMENTAL DESIGN PHOTO/ELECTRIC ARTS • GRAPHIC DESIGN • SCULPTURE • PACKAGING products and services.

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Petals 'n Pots INC Applications available at WLUGSA offices Flower & Gift Shop Second Floor, Student Union Building University Square Plaza 65 University at Weber Waterloo, Ontario 885-2180 THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 7 Writers cannot explain writing

(CUP) — Never ask a underwear — to imprisoned wri- TORONTO tion itself is in jeopardy." "Take Finn the central issues. So we have bunch of writers to define the role of ters." Huck for example. If Hollett made some strong state- you wanted to a doesn't itself — literature that address the writer in society they won't Atwood recently relinquished to write novel about ments about the illusions offreedom slavery, it would not be permitted. to issues that really burn people. tell you. Findley her post as Chair of the of expression in Canada. So you shift your Literature in a totalitarian society But they certainly don't want Canadian arm of PEN. focus a little, "Hie lack ofovert terror does not maybe to the tightness of lady's becomes entertainment on a very anyone to tell them, either. This was Findley delivered some eloquent mean that Canada is free of press corsets and so on, and you a the opinion reached by such notable platitudes on the importance of write continued on page 14 control. We just have more discrete very good novel, but one that avoids scribes as Margaret Atwood, imagination in society. forms of it," said Hollett. Timothy Findley, Josef Skvorecky, "The role of the imagination is far "Newspapers in the West, like all and Michael Hollett, editor of the more important than the role of the businesses, exist for those who own trendy Toronto weekly NOW maga- writer in our society," Findley said. them." zine, at a recent panel discussion in "Cruelty is nothing more than a Hollett described how advertisers Toronto entitled "The Writer and failure of the imagination. If we can have tried to control the content of Human Rights." imagine peace, we can achieve it. NOW by threatening to withdraw For Atwood, the panel was an Peace is simply the absence of large contracts. As NOW became ideal opportunity to raise the profile cruelty." more successful, it became less organiza- Findley ofan international writers' went on to admonish vulnerable to this kind of pressure. tion with which she has been involved- various governments for their fear "Our hold on freedom of the for several years. PEN — Poets and and suppression of the imagination, press is very tenuous indeed," he Playwrights, Editors and Essayists, citing as examples the banning of warned. "Be skeptical about what Novelists and Translators — is a Romeo and Juliet because it al- you read. Have as many sources of writers' liberation organization legedly advocates teenage suicide, information as you can, and don't which uses letter-writing and pub- in four U.S. States, and the recent limit yourself to the North American licity to pressure governments to rash of seizures of gay literature by press." free writers who have been unjustly Canadian Customs officials. Skvorecki talked about his own imprisoned. "Governments are worried about experience and the plight of writers "PEN is the only organization any literature which encourages in as totalitarian society. He drew an which keeps up-to-date files of writers- imagination in the young, because interesting analogy between litera- who have been banned, have gone imagination is dangerous," he said. ture in nineteenth century American missing or are imprisoned," said "Here in Ontario they are cutting society with what is happening in his Atwood. "We also trying to supply university curricula which deal with homeland of Czechoslovakia right basic things — aspirins, band aids, arts and humanities. The imagina- now. "Amerika" propaganda

BURNABY (CUP) — A group of political and social values undermine either buy or finance a program or Simon Fraser University students the American will to resist com- series pointing out the dangers of are denouncing the CTV television munism; a generally negative por- American militarism or the U.N.'s network for its plans to air the trayal of women in stereotyperoles; positive contribution to world peace, controversial mini-series Amerika. a portrayal of the United Nations as as well as a film portraying women in The SFU Media Group has writ- "a mere tool ofRussia"; an ignorance a more positive light. ten an open letter to CTV television of the historical U.S. record of The group, said Buttle, has sug- gested officials asking the network to air interference in other nations and that individuals consider disclaimers after each commmercial support of brutal dictatorships. boycotting the products of com- panies break, labelling as advertising Amerika, if CTV the mini-series The group has also asked CTV to "political propoganda." "stonewalls" on their criticisms. "(Amerika) quite clearly serves as I the American extreme Right's I agenda," said study group member Jeff Buttle. Buttle said the group was con- WLU cerned the network wasn't abiding by Canadian Broadcasting Act re- Student Publications quirements for fairness when dis- cussing controversial issues. The $35 million, 14 and one-half NOW OPEN hour mini-series which began Feb. 15, depicts life in the United States French Pastries - Fresh Daily I 10 years after a Soviet takeover. Profiterol * * "It's a political propaganda dis- guised as entertainment," said Success Cake * > Robert Hackett of the SFU com- Hand Made Chocolates > munications faculty. J Hackett said the Media Group, All Natural Homemade Cookies o acting on the assumption that they Light Lunches ANNUAL MEETING have the final version of the script, has five main criticisms of the mini- series: it presents a paranoid view of ALL GREAT VALUES :: the Soviet Union as wanting to control the world; it claims liberal Hours: <>

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salary and the President receives a monthly stipend. Other positions tudent Publications, although receive various combinations of com- funded by Laurier students through a missions and honoraria, but no one WLUSU fee, is a separate administra- works for the money. It's the chal- tive structure which includes services The President of WLU lenge, sense of accomplishment and Stu- beyond the Cord. We're responsible dent Publications, in addition to the comradery that keeps people in fulfilling the role of a director, for all those attractive Looton posters takes care of the daily admin- Student Publications. of the corporation around campus, the annual yearbook, istration which It's not hard to assume an official ranges from holding Board of a lot of the extremely beautiful and Directors' meetings to negot- position in Student Pubs. All you have effective transparencies that students iating and signing various con- to do is apply. This year some posi- tracts. The President also re- use for presentations, and various ver- presents the corporation on the tions are being elected for the first sions of student handbooks and WLUSU Operations Manage- time ever, while the rest are hired. If ment Board. directories. you're interested in applying, just look Minimum time commitment: All of these publications are pro- 30 hours/week. The successful for details in ads in this Cord or come candidate must reside in the K- by volunteer labour. W duced student to our offices on the second floor of President area over the summer months. Editor-in-Chief receives a full-time This position receives substantial The the SUB. Roger Nault remuneration. Board of Directors The WLU Student Public- ations Board of Directors, as publishers of the Cord Weekly, Keystone Yearbook, WLU-er/ Weekly Planner, Student Wall Calendarand Student Directory; oversees the budgetary and policy-making areas of this semi- autonomous organization. Al- though board members have no editorial power, they ensure that the staff and volunteers have the necessary resources to produce these publications. Specific duties include the hiring of staff and budget preparation. Mini- mum time committment: 5 hours/ week. Peter Bradley Rob Furlong Tony Karg Charlie McLaughlin Business

of supplies and services and The Treasurer prepares a maintaining the expense records monthly financial statement of of all Student Publications' all the Student Publication depart- departments. Specific duties ments. This position works involve processing commissions closely with the Vice-President/ in conjunction with the A/R Finance for WLUSU. Most of Manager, requisitioning pay- the accounting system is now ments for invoices and providing computerized, so some know- the Treasurer with financial up- ledge of computerization would dates. Currently all accounts are be a bonus. Student Publications kept in a paper ledger book but is a significant aspect of Laurier, more and more use is being so don't be shy. made of our accounting soft- ware. A basic knowledge of accounting procedures and some Business Manager: Treasurer micro-computer skills would be helpful. AccountsReceivable Craig Cass The position requires about Kelly Jackson For further details 10-15 hours per week. This is a Ihe business Manager: Student Publications'account- regarding any hired position which means the Accounts Receivable's duties ing and of the financing operations is positions in successful candidate will have include invoicing and journalizing coordinated by the Treasurer. outlined this shown a hiring committee they Cord Business Manager: advertising invoices and This is a hired position who supplement, consult ads Accounts Payable have the time and the skills to recording cash receipts on the reports directly to the President in this Cord, or come to perform the job best. computer. An important and and the Board of Directors. the Student challenging aspect of this position The Publications Fred Taylor Treasurer supervises the Busi- offices on the second you're spending involves contracting and col- ness Manager: Accounts If fond of lecting outstanding Receiv- floor of the SUB. other peoples' money, youH love accounts. able and the Business Manager: this job. Apply Now!! This is a hired position which Accounts Payable, and requires The A/P Manager is respon- involves approximately eight approximately 10 office hours sible for coordinating purchases office hours per week. per week. THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 9

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Editor-in-Chief News Editor Associate Entertainment Editor Sports Editor Matt Johnston Erika Sajnovic News Editor Anne Marie Tymec Rob FurSong It can be argued (quietly, so all Although some who read the Eric Beyer Hi boys and girlsand welcome Please replace me. the other hard-working people Cord may disagree, there is I was hired in early December, to my neighbourhood. Being To be the sports editor one around here won'thear me) that nothing funny about the News. and was so excited the first day, Entertainment Editor is at least must be many things. A poli- the Editor-in-Chief is the most The News Editor job has its that I came up to the Cord as fun as cleaning your tician — it's an elected position.

— influential and important person advantages — you have a desk, offices and phoned the Cord bathtub, if not more. You meet A writer it helps. An editor — working at Student Publications. a window to look out of, a free offices by mistake. Talk about exciting people ("how did you you often must 'fix' (even re- The Editor receives a salary and wall to pin posters on, Dr. Weir assuming responsibilty. dye your hair that shade of write) stories written by others. logs the most working hours in will know your name and it looks The Associate News Editor's green?"), and edit fun material A pragmatist — what do you the office each week. great on a resume. job is closely coordinated with ("no thanks, we have enough cut: quiz, flying hawks, the There are two parts to the All kidding aside, the News the News Editor's duties, but Motley Crue reviews for this hockey or ski story? An avid Editor-in-Chief's job. From May Editor can spend between 30 there are differences. The Assoc- week") sports fan — hopefully with a to August, the editor works on and 40 hours a week at the job. iate manages the news writing The Ent. Head's job starts university bias. A manager — the summer publications: the You have an Associate News staff more intently than the News Sunday night and ends sometime you assign coverage. A Dale wall calendar, the student tele- Editor who works very closely Editor. You're responsible for Wednesday in the ayem. In all, Carnegie graduate — attracting phone directory and the WLUer with the Editor of the depart- ensuring that there is a respect- youll spend between 20-30 hours and keeping writers is essential. student handbook and day ment. The Editor has the resp- able story-board up for the a week here. You recruit writers, A student — but don't be sur- planner. onsibility of recruiting and train- newswriters' meetings. The Ass- train them, teach them how to prised if your GPA plummets. A From September to April, the ing writers, along with editing ociate also supplies a writer with use the computer and edit their night person — the paper rarely Editor stands at the precarious their material for your section. contacts and phone numbers, material. You even get to work gets done before 2 a.m.. helm of this newspaper. The The Editor is not exempt from and suggests an angle for the with production personages to Oh yeah, and an egotist — position involves writing, super- writing the odd article and/or story. Important prerequisites for lay-out your section every week. you certainly don't do it for the vising the coverage and weekly comment (ha)! The Editor is also the job are a good news sense, The only asset you really need is $500 honoraria. production of the paper, and in charge of design of the section and experience in news writing. a sense of humour. And if you dealing with staff and volunteers. in conjunction with the Pro- Other duties include editing and intend to remain a student, time- Both in the summer and during duction Manager. keeping abreast of current management skills help. Special the regular term, the editor's job Being News Editor and a stu- events. Being able to organize added bonus: first crack at requires knowledge of journal- dent can take its toll on you — your time successfully between complimentary tickets. ism, newspaper design and pro- time management is a definite your joband school is important duction, and pharmacy. asset. for the success of both. Best of all, the Editor's job So come and apply for my job provides a wealth of experience — you will get the chance to in design, writing, editing, work witha great group of people managing, organizing, budget- and have a lot of fun. ting, hair-pulling and caffeine- ingesting. All of this in the company of the some of the most creative, talented and ded- icated people on the WLU campus. Run for Editor-in-Chief: it's not just a job, it's a nagging pain in your lower abdomen.

Classifieds Circulation and Coordinator Filing Manager Sue Wallace Stephan Deschsnes The Classifieds Coordinator This job organizes the final is responsible for the weekly step of the Cord's production. 'classified' and 'upcoming' sect- The C & F manager has to ions. This includes organizing ensure that the papers are deliv- Copy Editors the advertising, typesetting the ered for all to read. The paper is copy and pasting up the final also mailed out to most of the Mike Wert product. universities and colleges across Doris Docs Production Manager A few of the benefits that Canada as well as to people with accompany the position include paid subscriptions. In addition, it In Student Publications job titlesBre self-explanatory; hence Cori Ferguson the thrill of receiving lots of mail is the C & F manager's job to we have a sports and the prestige of being one of maintain files of relevant articles editor who is in The Production Manager is charge of sports, a the the very few that knows who from the papers wereceive from circulation fortunate individual who co- and filing manager who circulates actually writes the Personals. those same universities and ordinates and supervises all in files, and an editor-in-chief, phases of the production cycle colleges. The key to this job is organization, and it shouldn't who you may have guessed, in of the Cord Weekly. charge require much more than 6 hours of native relations. You are allowed to sleep Cord Photos by David Well, Wednesday. a week. But you'll probably spend the copy editors edit Thursday the fun Wilmering, Andrea Cole, copy. proofread begins. a lot more since the people up We the stories The ad layout is done Production Assistants Scott and that are going with the McDiarmid, Andrew here are terrific. into the paper. We Advertising Manager. Lemon Dunn. check each story for gram- Friday, you lucky Heather are enough to matical errors, consistency in attend staff meetings from hell. Nancy Ward style, accuracy. Monday and Tuesday Everyone and Besides the you work should be lining up editor-in-chief, the copy editors closely — with the section editors for this position lining up copy are the only people who to determine layout, and that is. Monday and Tuesday The following positions will be opened in Sep- must super- read the entire paper before it is vise and help production assist- nights (for 10-15 hours total) the tember: Production Assistants (2), one copy editor, printed. ants production and volunteers during paste- assistants cut and Assistant We proof read everything up. Manager according Yearbook Editor, Classifieds Coor- The Production is paste to section twice; once on the computer also a member of the Cord editors' layouts. If you have a dinator. Editorial terminal, and later on the flats. Board. flair for design your help with Copy editors are hired by the This position requires about layout will be commandeered. 30 Board of Directors, one in the hours per week, and the Even if your motor skills are For further details, consult ads in this Cord,or come spring and the applicant taught other in the fall. should have some limited you can be to use to the Student Publications offices on the second Some knowledge of the english knowledge of a however, no mass mur- production. Only knife, floor of the SUB. language is required bui not masochistic people need apply. derers need apply. essential. THE CORD WEEKLY 10 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987

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Photo Manager Vacant The Photo Manager doesn't need technicial dark- to have the greatest N room skills in the world because this is a management position. The duties include ordering and main- taining the photo supplies inven- tory, overseeing the darkroom staff and attempting to motivate volun- teers to take pictures around cam- pus in accordance to Student Publi- Graphic Arts Keystone cation's needs. If you are organized, Cord Photo Keystone Editor Assistant self-motivated and have a lot of Technician Technician Brenda Grimes Editor energy this is a great position for Andrea Cole David Wilmering The job of Keystone Editor is Douglas Penfold you! reward- you to perform com- job a challenging jobbut very The Assistant Editor needs Do like This is the to get if you put plex manipulations the dark? want to join the red-light district ing. As Editor you get to the same overall skills of the in together book that will be Have you always seen the world of the Cord (the Photo Depart- a Editor (layout, sales, recruiting ment) get treasured by many for a life time. and a lot of patience) as the in black and white? Interested in and to travel, see far responsible lights, enlargers, The Editor is for Assistant Editor basically helps red and expos- away lands and make massive advert- ures? amounts of money! While meeting deadlines, sales, the Editor in any way possible. none ising, bi-weekly meetings, If you've said yes to any of the of that is true, a great deal staff It's a chance to have a lot of it is of recruiting general pro- above, and you don't mind a few fun working with the elusive and the organizational input into the duction of the Keystone. Work chemicals thrown in, then the breed of Cordies. If hired, you yearbook without carrying all charge begins in April with the planning the responsibility. position of Cord Photo would be in of preparing the Technician is just the job for all pictures for printing (via of the budget, what will go in things half-tones) book and where. In August there you. hideous called Trent Uni- Aside from helping choose and for size reproductions of all is a conference at versity every thing photos, you will also be respon- ad work. have a chance to to teach you sa Systems^* You you've always wanted to know sible for developing film, making even earn a little money on all developing outside job about yearbooks and more. It is contact sheets, and orders. The takes only prints. spend- not educational but it is fun necessary Plan on about 15 hours a week and some The work becomes Yearbook Photo ing least 4 hours on Mondays photography experience wouldn't too. intense at September when everything Technician and 4-6 hours at this job on hurt either. So come on out and in rolls into full gear. From here on Barb Catchpole Tuesdays. You are responsible apply today. It beats being a maintaining Scary in there is no looking back. The for film deadlines, as Monster... February Basically, the holder of this well, which means occasionally book's final deadline is position does exactly the same having people when you can finally take your serious chats with well deserved and thing as the Cord photo tech, who break them. You get to take rest rescue except for the Keystone year- pictures too! iiUT&TI=II your GPA. book. You'll get to take, choose So, if you'd like a darkroom in and develop pictures. If you have the Cord offices all to yourself ■ Looton good darkroom skills (or any twice a week, apply for this darkroom skills) apply because position. It's the ideal job for a Systems Technician working with yearbook people is photography-oriented person a lot of fun! Remember that one who doesn't have a lot of time to Chris Little of the most important parts of a spend everyweek, but would still This lovely little position entails yearbook are the pictures. like to get involved. the hand holding that vast majority of people that can break a computer by just looking at it. aAdvertising I The Cord computerized last taken care of so printing dead- year and now the new influx of lines can be met. University writers and staff needs to be As September looms closer, Typesetting trained in the use of our word- the Ad Manager should recruit a and processor and the typesetter. In competent sales staff. I can't call Transparencies fact, the old staff needs to be it luck, but, I do have a GREAT Mike Wingert Looton Manager retrained as well because they staff this year. Tracey Smith have a hard time remembering Next on the agenda is this Last year a particularly shady how to turn the machines on. publication, the Cord. Again the fellow approached me outside Looton is WLUSP's poster Besides training, the systems Ad Manager is responsible for the games room and asked me if and button-making service. If technician's other jobs are to sales through to layout and the I wanted an easy way to make you like sniffing ink, you'd be a write and maintain any software co-ordination ofAd Staff through loads of money. Being a biz natural for the position of Looton used by the people around here, the same process. knob, I was intrigued and, before manager. Otherwise, you'd need performing backups, and co- Advertising Manager Desired abilities will include I knew it I was selling flowers in to be self-motivated, organized ordinating use of the typesetter diplomacy (as in any service the airport for Student Publica- and able to manage volunteer with the other departments in Bernie Calford industry, the customer is #1), tions. Aside from this duty, the labour — you know, all the things WLUSP. This little job onlytakes There's no life like it! This the ability to keep staff motivated UT&T Manager is responsible that students are good at. Being about 10 hours a week but will encompass a little (slow sales can kill staff morale for co-ordinating all outside type- Looton manger is much like unfortunately when you take Eositionit of everything. and ambition), organizational setting work for the corporation. running your own small business, those 10 hours seems to be at In chronological order, the Ad skills (one desk is too small for This includes everything from so all you people who want to the mercy of the wind. Actually Manager is responsible for set- 10 in/out boxes), and the single resumes to pamphlets to pro- someday function efficiently in take this job if you are into bitter ting pricing structures in con- most important asset, a really grams to overheads to whatever the real world, apply for this job. office politics as you are your junction with the WLUSP Board good sense of humour. anyone else doesn't want to do. It helps to be around for the own department and pretty well of Directors in late May through In its barest framework, it will It also allows you to learn all summer. raise hell and get away with it. mid-June. Sales take-off with the require 30 to (say it's not true) 60 sorts of nifty things and make all summer publications (Wall hours per week. sorts of arbitrary decisions when Calendar, WLUer, Student Some lucky (read: maso- the customer's back is turned Directory). After sales are accom- chistic) person will be blessed ("No, honestly, I don't know Application deadlines plished, typesetting and sub- with this position for next year, how that line about you being a sequent layout of ads must be GOOD LUCK! member of the Harold Hog for Elected Positions: President Club got stuck in the middle of your resume, but I'm President, BOD: February 26, 4 pm sure it will help you get the job"). Editor: February 28, 2:30 pm The position description says News that you get all kinds of power, Editor, Associate News Editor, Sports Editor, money and a chance to exercise Entertainment Editor, Production Manager: March your management skills. It also 9, noon says that you only need spend 12 hours a week up here. It lies. What you do get is a chance to Hired Positions read personal resumes and to Photo Manager, Cord Photo copy legitimately ask good-looking Technician, one customers for their phone num- editor, Yearbook Editor, Yearbook Photo Tech- bers. You also get your very own nician, Advertising Manager, Systems Technician, desk and lots and lots of keys. In Looton, UT&T, Treasurer, Business Managers return, you only have to live in Payable the Cord offices and give up Accounts and Receivable: March 6, 4 pm sleep for a year. THE CORD WEEKLY news THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 11 UW effective writing course introduced By William Penny and literature is extremelyimportant This aspect of the Centre "will areas of concern involving not only workplace. for students," said Dr. Gordon return research findings to the the academic community but the With enormous amounts of in- A unique writing program, entitled Slethaug, chairman of UW's English marketplace," commentedSlethaug. business sector also. formation digested and communi- the Centre for Professional Writing, department. The publication ofsuch results could Headed by a team of professional cated daily by sophisticated com- has recently been developed by the He also stated that undergraduate prove an invaluable service to busi- writing specialists the Center pro- puter systems, the program aims to University of Waterloo. and graduate pupils require instruc- ness outside the academic com- vides a service catering to both ensure that writing remains an The course is designed to aid tion in literature,linguistics, rhetoric munity, he said. students and consumers, and ad- integral part of the process. those who communicate in the and writing skills and one of the The "Usability Testing vocates effective written communi- Similar projects in Great Britain written medium, whether student or Centre's primary functions is to Laboratory" is another integral part cation in the form ofreports, studies, and the United States have been company employee. promote the development of these of the Centre and is designed to appearing in the school, or in the successful. The program began operating last important elements of the language. determine, among other things, summer and was approved by the U Objectivesoutlined in the Centre's whether a particular company's of W Arts Faculty Council. Last constitution include enhancing instructional documents, computer January the Senate approved unani- knowledge about language use and programs, or consumer manuals are B.C.'s postcards mously the integration of the course further research into areas pro- operable. Manuals of instruction of BURNABY (CUP) — The student student grants, which the Social into the English department. The fessional writing accompanying consumer products skills. council of Simon Fraser University Credit government eliminated in course is the first of its kind in Other goals outlined in must be comprehensible to be of the con- is sponsoring a postcard campaign 1984. Canada. stitution commitments to any use. include to help influence the British The provincial government re- As a service and training facility, the promotion ofresearch projects. A Testing Laboratory employs Columbia government's review of cently undertook a review of B.C.'s the program aims at establishing would aid in the co- students and other qualified staff to The course student aid. student aid program, which student and improving existing writing skills faculty and determine such things as accuracy ordination of members The postcards will be sent to Stan leaders say is the worst in Canada. of students and employees in the graduate students in preparing and and accessibility of document in- Hagen, minister of advanced edu- "Any student on campus who is workforce whose duties may include carrying formation as well as time spent out research proposals. user cation and job training, and New concerned about the of stu- case reports, form letters, and even The of the objectives reads: in following procedures. future last Democratic post-secondary edu- dent aid in B.C. should make sure inter-office memoranda. research results, The University of Waterloo Centre "To make where cation critic Darlene Marzari. they sign the cards," the student "An integration between writing appropriate, available to the public." For Professional Writing addresses The cards urge Hagen to re- council advised in a recent press instate a program of needs-based release. Canada is still short of technology continued from page 6 Association of University Teachers. sharply decrease federal spending nology experimentation in areas Woodbridge also said post-secon- tions, reflect the structure and needs "These links are good, provided the on research. Though the such as Boston and southern dary students should be enrolled in of Canadian industry, and rely on boundaries are defined as a safe- Conservatives partly glided to vic- Californiahas been successful because programs that emphasise skills help- the strengths and entrepreneurial guard for the integrity of univer- toryin 1984on a platform to increase of government faciltation. ful in the private sector. He said "the skills of individual Canadians." sities." Canada'sresearch and development "There has been no real move to overwhelming majority" of bright With respect to post-secondary Savage said many university re- performance, Woodbridge said the increase Canada's performance in arts students can't see a place for education, the report recommends searchers would be attracted by government's restraint initiatives research and development," themselves in big or small business. much heavier links between univer- new opportunities to finance their are greatly hindering the country's Orlikow said, adding the country "There's a feeling among ourbest sities and colleges, and Canada's research. "On the other hand," he chances for economic growth. can not rely heavily on the private and mosteducated minds that there industrial and corporate sector. said, "the university is not a private "We recognize the problems of sector because "the economy is are not enough opportunities in the "Integrating post-secondary edu- business. That should be kept in financial restraint, but the best thing dominated by multinationals who private sector, which is erroneous," cation more directly with industry mind when these arrangements are for this industry is for us to grow. prefer to do theirresearch at home." he said. needs can be accomplished by made." Right now, the government is not Woodbridge said because of He said arts graduates with a well- greater experimentation with co- Jean Wright, a researcher for the helping us grow. It's a vicious circle," Canada's economic structure,"gov- rounded education are desirable to operative education, having more Canadian Federation of Students, said Woodbridge. ernment must play a disproportion- industry because of "an ability to post-graduate students target their said co-operation between the two David Orlikow, New Democratic ately large role" in research spen- adapt to change, assess situations research assignments on the reso- areas can be beneficial, provided critic on technology, said high tech- ding. and respond to problems." lution ofcompany specific problems, both sides are equally committed. through the joint use of research "The problem comes when the facilities, and by greater staff inter- government expects the private change" between the two sectors, sector to step in and pick up the the report reads. pieces," Wright said. She said tail- Educational groups say ties be- oring campusresearch to industrial WLU tween industry and universities are needs in times of restraint means fine, but to a point. "universities are operating under Student Publications "It's not like they didn't exist coercion." before," said Donald Savage, execu- Woodbridge criticized the tive secretary of the Canadian Mulroney government's steps to iF^IPShi Positions Open for Next Year

The WLU Student Publications Board of Directors, is now accepting applications for the following Student Publications', positions: • Photo Manager • Cord Photo Technician • Graphic Arts Technician '• Cord Copy Editor • Keystone Yearbook Editor • Keystone Photo Technician

• 8 = FEATURING Advertising Manager • * Systems Technician steaks seafood £ Hp. • new hot stone Looton Manager J*r J f\ /XT It • University Typesetting & Transparencies Manager cooking concept I) I Wff • 8 HOUUGAN'S DINING LOUNGE Treasurer fc yy 1} WATERLOO V/ y JHCs? I • Accounts Receivable Manager 384 King St. North / • V / V )i Accounts Payable Manager 886-6660 All positions are open to all registered students of )i WLU and cross-registered students of U of W. Thursday Night is ' \ Li \jOl' Deadline: Friday, March 6th at 4 pm LADIES NIGHT LmM I *T / Hfe- Interviews will be held during the weekend of Tuesday 5-11 pm 2 for 1 wings .'■ I ( */ , March 14-15/87 wings " Sat. noon-5 pm 2 for 1 I 'W & T "~ Applications and more information are _Zd i 1 available at the Student Publications' office, 2nd Floor Student Union Building or call 884-2990 8 These positions require that you live in the K-W area for the summer months. Vwiiiiiiliiiiiiftiiiiiiii a \tm\miMmmm iiiiii i iiii im THE CORD WEEKLY 12 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 the CORD weekly COMMENT Students being heard Two recent announcements at Queen's Park are cause for relief among student voters and student boarders. On February 10, the final report of an advisory group commissioned by Minister of Municipal Affairs Bernard Grandmaitre was released. The municipal elections advisory committee, assembled to make recommendations about municipal elections in Ontario, made a tentative report last August. One of the more controversial suggestions would have required voters to reside in their jurisdictions for six months before the election, and enumeration would be done in May and June. The commission was obviously unprepared for the storm of protest accompanying those initial announcements. Given that most students reside The French university campus elsewhere during the summer months before fall elections, the recommendation would have (NICE, January 31, 1987)—Students attending WLU effectively disenfranchised most of Waterloo's perceive very early that the University has a distinct personality, that the student body, the Administration, Words from France 25,000 or so students for the municipal elections. and even, to a less extent, the faculty, tend to impart a The revised February 10 report put the sense of uniqueness to the place. WLU and the other By residency requirement at only one month, plenty universities in Ontario can indulge their own individual Prof. Terry Scully of time for students to get registered in the city ideals in large measure because they are relatively of own affairs. Each where they go school. independent in the running their to Ontario university is governed largely by its own little allowance made for anything resembling a campus Meanwhile in Toronto, another advisory internal set of checks and balances on the one hand life. The university exists to teach and to learn in the committee dealing with the housing problems of and by public opinion on the other. On the whole these narrowest sense. low-income singles has reported to Housing mechanisms work reasonably well. Little happens at a university outside of the classroom Minister Alvin Curling. The committee Within those limits, an Ontario university learns that or office. The physical appendages of the teaching recommends that roomers, boarders and lodgers survival depends upon it being a special place for its building, the residence, the dining hall and the library, students. A French university seems to survive by not all function on the same principle, that nothing but be protected under the Landlord and Tenant Act. being exceptional. knowledge, cold (the residences), uncompromising Lodgers (people who rent a single room in a In France the universities are creatures of the nation. (the dining hall), and safeguarded (the library), has any home, sometimes with meals included) are They receive virtually all of their funding from Paris, place in a university. Of student government, social currently without tenant rights. This fact means and a government ministry determines what funds shall activities, extracurricular academic activities, lounges, — — there lodgers can notice, and be spent for precisely what purposes. University pubs, bookstores even student newspapers that be evicted without administrators are in effect just that, stewards of are none. have no legal recourse when their lodging is resources, intendants whose primary responsibility is A sense of earnest seriousness penetrates all substandard. to ensure that the will of the politicians, as expressed in scholastic work here. To define the nature of French The advisory committee's recommendation the universities' respective budgets, is carried out. education, to distinguish it (laudably) from whatever would do away with the non-tenant status. And Professionally, french university administrators are the North American process may be, a French teacher What he that's good news Ontario's students (estimates writers ofreports. They have little scope for innovation. will usually begin by saying that it is exclusive. for Any innovative project runs the risk of not being funded means by that is that a French student at any level is

put the number as high as 50 per cent) who live in because it might distinguish one university from the always faced with competition — by which competition, this type of accommodation. other 80. of course, excellence itself can readily be defined. The None of these recommendations have meaning Even in academic matters there is a determined Canadian students are currently discovering the reality until they are passed into legislation by the effort, particularly on the part of French university of this excellence. Ontario government. The fact that the students themselves, to retain the state's dominance in Professors vary as personalities vary, a few operate determining the nature of diplomas. University strictly ex cathedra; when not in the classroom for their committees have given this forward-thinking and matriculation, the baccalaureat, is a set of state six hours, they do not exist for students. A surprising fair advice is encouragement for those fighting for examinations; university degrees themselves are number of other French professors can neither be

student rights. awarded by the state. And the state assures that heard in their classrooms — for the students' chatter, Queen's Park will be reminded that their work anyone with a matriculation can continue on its nor seen — for the cigarette smoke. a identify those was not unnoticed when concerned students vote educational system and attend, at nominal charge, The Canadians have been quick to the university is his or her region. who are available, approachable and helpful. In general, in future municipal elections. And roomers, Professors are not members of their university but though, a lack of personal contact between student and boarders and lodgers can stand up to their employees of the nation's school system, qualifying by teacher has been noticed by all the Canadians. The landlords, knowing Queen's Park is behind them. passing a state-run competition for a position which the French student does not expect to be taken by the state may be willing to fund. hand and "motivated": it is understood that you must How does any of this affect the Ontario students measure up to certain criteria on your own, or you will taking the Third Year of their French program at Nice? be left behind with the majority. Thumbnail Editorial The experiences of these students are naturally varied, A future letter will look at what the Canadian and their reactions to student life here range from students have found to be the nature of academic work enthusiastic to enthusiasm tempered with a longing for at the Universite de Nice. the campus life to which they had become accustomed. The students observe that there is no real "campus" This is the fourth in a series of Letters from Nice by THE OPEN FORUM on the declining balance here, at least not in the sense in which Ontario students Professor Terence Scully of WLU's department of meal plan. At least it gave people a chance to air use the word. There are buildings, but with few Romance Languages. Prof. Scully is coordinator this their gripes and let all sides hear about some exceptions they are designed for strictly academic year of a student exchange program between the potential problems. Now it only remains for purposes. Among the classrooms and offices there is University of Nice and Four Ontario universities. someone to act on what they've heard. Death penalty a political move Don't be fooled by the Conservative government's Justice and Corrections and the Coalition Against the introduction of a motion that supports "in principle" of the Death Penalty have together to Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Editorial Board on behalf of Cordstaff Return banded and are Independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student restoration of the death penalty. The concern of the prevent this threat. Towards this goal they have Publications Board. federal Tories is not justice but votes. The government released a confusingly titled pamphlet, 'Why Kill People EDITORIAL BOARD is hoping to make this fulfillment of one of its campaign That Kill People To Show That Killing People Is promises the first plank in rebuilding a shaky party Wrong?' It dispels the myths surrounding the death Editor Matt Johnston. Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovic. News structure. penalty and its effects. Most prevalent among these Eric Beyer. Associate News Editor Anne-Marie Tymec, Entertainment Editor Robert Furlong. Sports Editor Cori Ferguson, Production Manager The frightening aspect of this attempt is that the are: death penalty legislation might be passed. Common 1. It isn't to walk the streets anymore. is the fall and winter academic terms. Offices safe The Cord Weekly published during sense when 98-hour debate are located on the second floor of the Student Union Building at Wilfrid Laurler barely prevailed in 1976 a When was the last time your safety was threatened University, 75 University Ave. W„ Waterloo. (519) 884-2990. The Cord Is a member of abolished capital punishment by a scant six votes. Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Justice is now imperiled by the possibile rein- Copyright ©1987, WLU Student Publications. No part of the Cord may be reproduced without the permission of the Editor. statement of the death penalty. The Church Council on Continued on page 13 THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 13 COMMENT Tories trying to rebuild image Question Continued from page 12 News Comment walking the streets? Approximately 83% of all murders in Canada are between husbands, wives, and friends. By This means that 17% of all murders are committed by Lewis Spencer of the Week strangers to the victim. The threat is not in the streets. By Stephan Deschenes and Dave Wilmering 2. Murderers spend only a short time in jail before on race, politics, and money. In the last nine years, going free. nearly 90% of the criminals executed were blacks who The underlying supposition here is that our justice had killed whites, even though there were an almost system isn't doing its job, that it is too lenient. While equal number of cases with black victims. you leniency is a relative term, the lengths of murderers' In addition, only one percent of death row's popula- What do think of the declining balance meal plan? sentences are not. First degree murder is punishable by tion is female despite the fact that 14% of criminal a minimum of 25 years in prison, second degree by ten homicides were committed by women. Clearly there is years. not justice for all. Don't think it couldn't happen here. 3. The death penalty would reduce the number of The report cites instances of execution such as the murders. ' Alabama man who required three charges of 1400 volts Every study completed, in the United States, Britain, before he died. At one point smoke and flames erupted and Canada, has shown that capital punishment does from his temple and leg. In an execution involving the I don't like it. not reduce the number of murders. alledgedly more humane lethal injection, a Texas man All that the implementation ofcapital punishment will required ten minutes to die. He constantly complained Jules Chun, do is warp the Canadian justice system. Studies by of pain. Ist Year Archeology Simon Fraser University criminologist Ezzat Fattah Amnesty calls the death penalty, "cruel and inhuman indicate that the death penalty results in fewer punishment brutalizing to all who are involved in the convictions for murder. The death penalty also results process." On top of this the number of murders has in more convictions for lesser, plea-bargained, crimes. increased in the U.S. since the implementation of Professor Fattah states, "There is a great inducement capital punishment. So much for the death penalty to plead guilty rather than run the risk (of conviction), being a deterrent. Obviously social problems are too even if they are innocent." complex to be swept away by a single measure, even Perhaps it would help to decide whether or not one powerful enough to take a human life. Canada should implement the death penalty by So, if the death penalty doesn't decrease murders, if examining the effects capital punishment has had in the it warps the justice system, and if it is cruel and United States. inhuman, why is it being considered? The simple, sad It's pretty good if you want Amnesty International recently charged the U.S. fact is that the government is grappling for an issue on to take a lot of people out for with violation of international accords because several which to rebuild its failing image, and people are scared dinner. executed criminals have been minors or mentally ill. and struggling to find a quick solution to a complex The U.S. death penalty, Amnesty contends, is based problem. Justice is threatened as a result. Sandra Haley, Ist Year English and Muncaster asks for Cord's clarification History The February 12, 1987 issue of the students at WLU are apathetic? Cord Weekly contained an error which The pill will not be part of our health I feel must be corrected. The Campus Letters plan in September because the Yes side Clips section on page 7 contained an needed 2/3 of the votes and only received article by Kevin Klein with the headline slightly over half. (A change in student BOD Action. Thisarticle states that the to the fees requires a 2/3 majority to be "Wilfrid Laurier University's Graduate implemented). Student Association asked Brian Thomp- Editor Gesa Wisch son to make a special note to Sorbara as Business Director to why WLUGSA was not represented All letters must be double- a farce. meeting." I think it's at the spaced and include a student And so does The article continues that "Dr. Richard number Muncaster, organizer of Sorbara's visit and telephone Piatkowski Eric Jemetz, to WLU, refused to recognize WLUGSA number. Deadline for letters Ist Year Business as a representative body because the is Monday at noon on the This letter is in thanks to the 312 peo- graduate students' organization is not week of publication. ple who expressed their support for me recognized in the operating agreement on February 5. I give you my personal between administration and WLUSU." assurance that this expression of confi- This statement is not accurate. dence will be lived up to. I will continue to Mr. Sorbara's office requested that I recent memory. Some of the posters do my best to represent you. arrange a meeting between Mr. Sorbara may have been distasteful, butthe OSMP Thanks also to those who gave their and representatives from the students, certainly generated more interest than time to help with my campaign and to all staff and faculty. Since the schedule did would have existed without their eleven who aided me by wearing my buttons. not allowfor separate meetings, I decided candidates. Take it easy, Allister. These Assistance was provided by an unknown that each of the groups should be guys are hardly"criminals". They merely person or persons who found it in their represented by two persons. Brian tried to appeal to that 75% of the student heart to rip down over half of my posters. Thompson, president of WLUSU, was population that pays consistantly no Your time was much appreciated, but you might waited asked to choose two student represent- attention to WLUSU elections and activ- have until the end of My balance isn't declining atives for the meeting. Therefore Brian ities, and to have fun in the process. the campaign to offer your help. Thompson decided that WLUGSA Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, it's to The OSMP, like them or hate them, fast enough. should not be represented. theircredit that this year'selections wer- deserves credit for stimulating interest in Yours sincerely, en't as boring as last year's acclamations. the election. Their purpose, however, Janet Smith, Finally, to myfriends the Scary Monsters could have been achieved without re-

— Sci. Russell W. Muncaster don't worry, I'm dropping the lawsuit. sorting to offensiveness and personal Ist Year Poli. WLU Vice President: Academic attacks on other candidates. Three of Karen Bird their members are now on the Board. I P.S. Please note my name is Russell not Arts and Science Director urge you to watch these people to see Richard. whether they "better serve the needs of the students", as they claimed they So does Wisch would. I would like to compliment Tracey Bird thanks voters On February sth, I received your Smith of Looton for her performance votes once again, this allows me to con- under pressure. She almost singlehand- I would like to congratulate all those tinue on asBusiness Directorfor another edly filled a massive influx of orders while who ran as candidates in the WLUSU year. I want to thank everyone who in extremely poor health. In addition, the elections last week, and to thank eve- voted for me, especially my roommates quality of the posters was excellent. rybody who took the time and effort to and 2nd year Business Core "D", for Congratulations to all successful can- vote. I would further like to thank the putting up with my campaigning twice in didates. I look forward to working with It's a good idea but they Official Scary Monster Party for getting 3 months. you. Some very fine people were not have things to iron out first. more than one student (Letters to the Last Thursday 32 people ran for 15 elected. I urge them to stay involved and positions: 33.7 % of all full-time students try again. Editor, Feb. 5/87) so worked up about Mary Deßoer, of the democratic pro- voted; 39% ofall Business and Economic Anne cess", and for bringing more membersto students and 31% of all Arts and Science Scott Piatkowski Ist Year Arts the polls (35%) than any other year of students came out to vote. Who says Arts Director WLULA By Ron Shuttleworth

I think it's the shits!! Rod Gilbert, Ist Year Science THE CORD WEEKLY 14 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26.1987 NEWS Bell rings in AIESEC national office Loss of By Kevin Montgomery he has helped turn the debt-ridden offices to get financial support for club around and increase the num- AIESEC's programsand developing The International Association of ber of local exchanges. more long-term plans. Students in Commerce and "The whole idea of AIESEC is to "AIESEC is helping to secure a Press Economics (AIESEC) will have a get local firms to employ exchange future for Canadians," said Bell. "By Wilfrid Laurier student as part of its students," said Bell. giving Canadians international busi- Canadian directorship team starting As National Marketing Director, ness experience, AIESEC is helping in June, 1987. Bell will be responsible for training prepare Canadians for international Control Mark Bell, a marketing student, local marketing people to make the trade." (CUP) - has been appointed to the year-long, business community aware Of the sixty-four countries which WOLFVILLE The student more of council of Acadia University full-time position of National AIESEC. A second responsibility have AIESEC chapters, the far east has taken more steps to limit the Marketing Director for AIESEC will be to increase the number of ones are the most popular choices editorial freedom of the student newspaper, Canada. marketing for the 133 member exchange students working in for local students. Central Europe is of the Athenaeum. Bell is currently the vice-president Laurier chapter of AIESEC, where Canada as well as calling on head also a frequent destination. Student councillors now proof- read the newspaper's flats and drive the paper to the printer, tasks usually performed by Athenaeum staff members. Editor Kim Munroe reported in the Jan. 29 issue that some coun- cillorsand student union employees _ consumed liquor in Acadia's Axe lounge after hours. In an accom- ■^^ panyingeditorial, Munroe wrote that the Axe could lose its liquor license because a few "privileged assholes" violated liquor regulations. The councillors' move to monitor the Athenaeum follows a one-week shutdown last fall, when council closed the paper because student council president Peter Sonnichsen was dismayed by the paper's quality and the staff's failure to elect an editor.

' ' • Mot so long ago, in a galaxy not Sonnichsen said Munroe's article I . I I v so far away. Waterloo's number Kti /\'\ ■ and editorial are libelous, and that A' -Jl > t • 1 P'zza delivery company MM . I 7.■ f-'l , ■ council could be sued because it I . I \ made students an offer: ■ fly i J publishes the Athenaeum. 'i'l Munroe, however, said "it's ludi- / I If yoLjr residence orders more I crous to think that anybody would * .' • pizzas than competing . I . residence I have sued," because the people • I • • yoLj 'II win a free pizza party\ I mentioned in the article would in # I effect have to sue themselves. I It's so easy to play- Call your • I Sonnichsen said councillors will I ensure no I • I. nearest Domino's Pizza store I read flats to libelous statements are printed in the for details. ■ ——. . I p- I Athenaeum, but Munroe called the councillors a "censor board" more interested in prohibiting copy that • Ii Domino's . I reflects poorly on council than in L==4\ s<\' curtailing libelous statements. Most of the councillors "know nothing about journalism or libel," Munroe said.

Delivers:.. . sensa- I 1 . I Sonnichsen said Munroe tionalized her editorial with the word I I "asshole," although Munroe said councillors are justconcerned about I I their image. I I "They don't want the truth to be known," she said. The Athenaeum does not have a constitution. Student council re- H cently struck a committee to write one for the paper, without informing staff members of the decision. WMM Rights ■ ■ continued from page 7 low level," he said. The panel spent some time dis- cussing the issue of censorship in the context of the trials of Ernst *'■"■■'• Zundel, the anti-Semitic Toronto I■ I■ publisher convicted of spreading false news about the Holocaust. Each of the four soundly de- nounced censorhip, but all, with the possible exception of Hollett, seemed to feel that some writing be allowed. ■ • ■ must not "I would have to draw the line at writing that advocates the exter- mination of a particular group of ■ * • ■ people," said Atwood. "This type of literature has been prevalent enough in western society to encourage people to go out and murder," she said, citing as an example the brutal murder of a gay man in a Toronto park last summer. "It was all laid out in Mein Kampf," she continued. "In times of social turmoil, people choose to blame this group or that group for their prob- lems. There is no shortage of people willing to write that kind of stuff I • •■ ■* • m today." THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26.1987 15

~ Editors rehired after I WLU )|l Hansen controversy Student Publications WINNIPEG (CUP) — The gin in March. This new publishing board of the Uni- treatment program is sche- versity of Manitoba student duled to open at the St. newspaper, the Manitoban, Louis Adult Education Cen- Editorial Positions Open for Next Year has re-instated the two ews tre in Waterloo. editors it fired in January The new centre is spon- over a controversial caption sered by the K-W Hospital under a photo of wheelchair and the Waterloo Region, athlete Rick Hansen. News Separate School Board and The Manitoban Opera- aims to help clients suffering to tions Committee voted 5-0-1 from severe depression, an- Applicants must have a written platform submitted Feb. 12 to re-hire Michael Clips xiety, and suicidal feelings Roger Nault at the Student Publications offices by no Malegus and John Ehinger and ease them back into later than noon March 9/87. Election of these editorial effective Feb. 13. society. Co ordinator Dr. The Operations Commit- Rick Lindal, who has a doc- positions will be held at 3 pm, Friday, March 13th. tee, with representation torate inclinical psychology, All positions are open to all registered students of from student council, the expects the five-day-a-week newspaper's staff and stu- program to begin in March. WLU and cross-registered students of U of W. dents-at-large, voted Jan. 23 The program is multidis- to fire Ehinger and Malegus, ciplinary, which means it in response to public outcry in Cambridge on February would provide a mixture of over a Jan. 22 caption which 15. therapy, psychiatric rehabil- read, "Hansen, fuck, again Johnston died after being itation and an education for on the cover." taken off life-support sys- young people, specifically 16 Operations Committee tems at the hospital on to 21 years-old. Initially it will The WLU Student Publications Board of Directors, is Monday Feb. 23. chair John Kendle said the have fourteen clients. the committee will notcomment Had Johnston lived, Wendy Hatch, a counsel- now accepting applications for following on the decision until it re- Waterloo regional police lor with Wilfrid Laurier Uni- Cord Weekly, editorial positions: ports to student council this Det. Gib Campbell said he versity Health Services says • week. would have been charged the Centre appears to be a News Editor A group of 100 students with attempted murder. well-equipped facility, offer- • Associate News Editor Beard worked in the an important aspect to stormed the Manitoban's ing • Sports Editor offices shortly after the edi- Imprint office last term as the community. tion was released. Staff say Office Manager. Hatch is very supportive • Entertainment Editor the caption was critical of of such programs and said, • Production Manager media coverage, and that: because it is off-campus, the they did not wish to hurt centre provides a more com- Hansen, now on the final leg Herb Gray a fortable atmosphere. of his world tour to raise no-show money for spinal cord re- Applications and more information are search. By Eric Beyer Students build Malegus said he was available at the Student Publications' office, "I'm bridges pleased by the decision. The story of Herb Gray's from 2nd Floor Student Union Building or call 884-2990 happy because I felt the fir- visit was that Herb Gray spaghetti ing was for extremely vague didn't show up. said. reasons," he The MP for Windsor West Malegus said the paper's - Stu- and Liberal opposition KELOWNA (CUP) staff must examine the at Okanagan house was scheduled dents B.C.'s Operation Committee's by- leader to speak at Wilfrid Laurier College are building bridges. laws. "Even the newspaper's University last Monday but Spaghetti bridges. constitution is more explicit requires brains, never arrived. "It im- regarding ethics," he said. a At 5:30 in 2-207 of the magination and sense of Central Teaching Building play," said fine arts instruc- co- UW student six people, including two tor Michael Young, people from the Cord, eag- ordinator of the college's hurt in erly awaited his arrival. At annual spaghetti bridge knife attack about 5:50 everybody offi- building contest. cially disbanded, somewhat Young said the contest By Mike Brown disillusioned with politicians. has grown from "a friendly UW Imprint Scott Herbertson, the competition" between the engineering and Erika Sajnovic Special Events Coordinator physics, civil for the Wilfrid Laurier Uni- technology and fine arts A first-year UW accoun versity Young Liberal Asso- departments four years ago, ting student fell to a a competi- victim ciation, offered an explana- to college wide vicious knife attack on — of tion: tion, with more than $1,000 all — days Valentine's Day. "I think it's the available in prizes this year. Eighteen-year-old because Lisa budget has come up re- There are a few twists in Beard suffered said slashes to cently. He is the House this year's competition, her face and stab wounds to Leader, and is busy lately Young. All contestants re- her chest, inflicted by free ticket for a organizing the attack on the ceive a Selwyn Andrew Johnston, Conservative budget." spaghetti dinner in the cafe- of Kitchener. injured Also in The trip was organized teria, and for the first time the attack Beard's the has gone na- was about one and a half months contest friend, 21-year-old Christien tional, at least inter- ago by the Laurier Young or Stephens. She was wounded provincial, after receiving a comuoT Liberals. In the past week trying Hat while to thwart the members of the club tried to challenge from Medicine attack on Beard. College in Alberta. assailant's contact Gray, but could get Stephens was Young notes the contest's admitted to no further than his secre- hospital for observation and tary. history has been marred by later released. scandal. While contest rules SAVE A What the Laurier LOT will Beard's roommate, Ali Young Liberals do about the stipulate it hasta be pasta, Cayenne, submissions have included kicked Johnston non-visit? "Well try to con- several "a few spaghetti coloured times in the side and tact his secretary and see Kinko's gives quantity discounts on copies from one head in an attempt to stop what the problem is. Maybe metal bridges." But poten- frauds are always weeded original. After 100 copies, the rest are HALF PRICE! him. Johnston then chased hell put us on the agenda for tial Cayenne he added. outside where he next year," Herbertson said. out, was arrested when the police Young offers a few tips for arrived. would be pasta engineers. Johnston apparently ar- Group to help "Not all spaghetti is created rived at the UW student's having equal," he said, preferring appartment at 12:59 a.m. young the long, "wiry" type him- and kinko's demanded she go out emotional self. He also recommends Great copies. Great people. with him. When she refused, using a glue gun, and sche- Johnstonallegedly began his distress duling at least five hours to attack.. make a bridge. UNIVERSITY SHOPS PLAZA II Johnston was in a coma in By Sandra Haley For those discouraged University Hospital in Lon- with their initial results, there 170 UNIVERSITY AVE. W. don after being found hang- A new help group for is also a prize for the ugliest WATERLOO ing in his jail cell at the young people suffering from bridge. Contest judging ' WatefToo detention centre emotional distresses will be- takes place March 5. 746-3363 MfSHlfek,

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By Tim Racine

February 20th marked the return of U.I.C. to the K-W area where they played last October. They started in the small town of Exeter, Ontario about four years ago. Their gig inKitchener was arecord release party to celebrate their first LP entitled Our Garage. It was a strange crowd that decided to spend four dollars to get in to Level 21 on Saturday. Their appreciation of live music seemed to dwindle on as the night went on. It seemed that many people were there to see Bob Hamilton's latest band, The Wurst. Hamilton played in one of K-W's premier bands called Masterbeats until they broke up a couple of years ago. Maybe the old Masterbeat fans were out in full force on Saturday. That would explain the crowd's great response to the Wurst even though they play "" Cord photo by Tim Racine a style of music not that far removed show to support their country- from U.l.C.'s. Level 21 was a happening place last Friday night as two premier bands, The Wurst and UIC hit the stage. hardcore kind of sound. They per- Pictured above is the headlining band UIC and right is The Wurst's lead singer Bob Hamilton. The Wurst didn't live up to their formed a sampling of things off their name. They played a well-placed new album and also 2+2 from It and diverse set that featured some Came From Canada compilation really good original material and Volume I and Nashville Dreaming covers that ranged from Dylan to from the second volume ofthe same Plato and the werewolves The Ramones. They were a lot compilation. These two songs, K ill tighter than the last time I saw them The War, Cropdustin', and Living In By Sarah Hayward off. During this piece, the evening took on the air of a and Bob wore cooler boots (snake The Past seemed to be crowd church talent show. skin). I'd like to see them again with favourites. Cropdustin' is the ul- In the hall outside the Humanities Theatre on But during other segments of the programme, any more originals and less covers. If timate depiction of life in a small February 12, the pungent smell of sweat pierced the air. prosaic dimensions vanished. In "Primitive," the they can write more songs like Stay town (getting high and drinking beer) Multi-coloured feet and hands protruded from a dancers moaned as they clung desperately and in Here Tonight, maybe Bob can think and Fred, one of the guitarists gave wooden box in one corner, while in another, a figure 1 strange contortions to the walls behind the audience. of quitting the post office again. Dave the singer a break by singing sporting a grotesque werewolf mask shunted up and Each time they tried to free a limb from where it was I loved U.I.C. and the crowd on this one. They performed a fast- down in a cardboard train. Two groaning monks on | pinned to the wall, it would immediately snap back to seemed to warm up to them at the paced Raw Power by the Stooges as roller skates were embroiled in a grim game of tug of the wall, as if held by an inexorable magnet. end. I think that the crowd ap- an encore. It was great. war that seemed to have dire spiritual consequences. The audience's airspace was soon to be invaded plauded less because theyhad heard I wish U.I.C. the best and hope "Welcome," said the werewolf, nodding pleasantly. again, as dancers making Small Furry Animal noises U.I.C. before and knew they were that they come back to the K-W Welcome to Trickster. moved freely throughout the theatre. Once again, the well-established (and didn't need the area soon. The Wurst will hopefully The ads described Trickster as a "Celebration ofthe support of a new band, like The continue to work on originals and Arts," devised by Sean Virgo; beyond that, it defies Wurst). U.I.C. generates an incred- will be headliners again in the not- pithy description. Just imagine a production designed Goodbye, grinned the werewolf nodding ible amount of energy in their live too-distant future. to showcase the talents of U of W students from Fine 1 pleasantly, goodbye Arts, Drama, Music and Dance departments (a 112 formidable task in itself). Then imagine the production includes texts by Beckett, Dryden and Plato; musk; by Paul Simon, Carl Orff, and from TV shows; slides, a choreography (in this case by Paula Ravitz) was bold choir, myriad masks and moaning dancers in skintight and original, the dancing, energetic and intense. pink bodysuits. Now you have a vague idea what In fact, the dancing and choreography was con- Trickster was about. sistently good. The dance department managed to Bizarre? Yes. Eclectic? Yes. Powerful? At times. For capture Virgo's unorthodox vision and translate it into although the production occasionally showed flaws startling images and powerful movement. The dancers' inherent in such an ambitious undertaking, it was for lack of homogeneousness (accentuated by skintight the most part delightfully -innovative and curiously bodysuits) was a refreshing contrast to the sometimes moving. Virgo's unrelenting and dynamic vision was highly stylized choreography. the unifying force: from the dark, primitive dance of a Other laudable contributions include those of the section on Plato to the sheer exultation of ZAG, from a Fine Art Department for creating masks that added a mystical, universal quality to the evening; of per- cussionist Karen Tomlin, who was simply wonderful; of Virgo's unrelenting and dynamic vison composer Carol Ann Weaver, whose works greatly was the unifying force behind Trickster enhanced the discomfiting atmosphere of "Primitive"; and especially of director Douglas Abel, for bringing it all together. humourous parody of TV shows to the stark intensity Abel appeared in the final piece of the evening, the of the Yeats play one could sense Virgo's unseen hand Yeats' play "Purgatory." In this play a man and his "arranging and changing placing/ carefully there a young son return to the site of father's childhood home, strange/ thing and a known thing here." and they both relive the horrific events of the night long

The central figure in the show — which otherwise ago when the house burned to the ground. Abel

lacked thematic continuity — was a charming solipsist. conveyed the brooding and morbid obssession of Ellen Conversi, as the "Joker in the Pack" was Oldman with gripping intensity. It was a strong ending wonderful and engaging: she animated an inert world to a weird evening. with saucy gestures. The scene in which two figures she Overall, the driving vision behind the production has brought to life dance with her in unrestrained managed to mitigate the amateurish elements (the exuberance was a highlight of the evening. Music Deprtment was competent, though not out- But in her innocent arrogance, she also introduces standing, while the slides were of dubious quality and Cord photo by David Wilmering death and sin to the world. As a result, dancer Barb disappointing). But to call the show a "Celebration" Butterflies are fun! Rebecca Haas and friends gearup for this year's opera Dametto had to writhe through anguish, angst and was a little demure; perhaps it could have more L'enfant et les sortileges. The production is being directed by Thomas crushing guilt what an eternity; it was an appropriately been called an "Explosion of the Arts." for seemed Schweitzer and the musical director is David Falk. Haas and fellow singer exercise in claustrophobic self-absorption that After the show, the monks on roller skates were still Krystie Tait will alternate nightly in the lead role of The Child. This year's stretched on a tad too long. caught in their eternal struggle, the werewolf still opera will run Friday February 27th and Saturday the 28th in the Theatre Another segment that dragged painfully was walked up and down carrying his train, and the wooden Auditorium. Tickets will be available at the door. "Interiors" a play by French playwright Bede. The play box had moved; some of the mustard and crimson was performed in a Japanese "no style" manner, but coloured appendages waved languidly. "Goodbye," tfafi actresses lacked the requisite intensity to carry it grinned the werewolf, nodding pleasantly. Goodbye. THE CORD WEEKLY 18 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 IE NT E CYAIINMIE NT

Visiting The Boyfriend By Elizabeth Galvin The choreography was arranged singing was surprisingly good. mainly by Jennifer Frey who also There were also some very fine Waterloo Collegiate is well-known had a leading role in the play. Horst performances that deserve to be for its excellent musical offerings Kessler of The Kessler Dance Studio noted. Michele Hahn was perfectly

and this year's production of Sandy also assisted in this area. The dance bubbly as the French maid — Wilson's The Boyfriend remained the pair created entitled The Riviera complete with accent. Chuck Wilson true to form. The play which ran was fun and flawless and executed was also good as Polly's rich and from February 11th to the 14th is a beautifully. aloof father. Twenties musical about the coming- Walt Brooker and Rick Bond, the of-age of a group of 17-year-old girls show's producers were the vocal Waterloo Collegiate's production at a finishing school. As performer coaches along with the leading lady of The Boyfriend was very profes- Michelle Hahn stated: "The char- Cheryl Sumsion. The singing was sional and definitely memorable. acters are at an age where their perhaps the play's only flaw. Some Next year's play (which is now in the hormones start to work". of the character's warbled out songs planning stages) should prove to be The production involved about that could have used a bit more just as exciting and should not be 200 students and 30 staff members rehearsal time. All in all though, the missed. and was a huge success according B to Brian Cressman, the school's social director and budget super- visor. Rick Bond and John Dorge, two other staff members working on the a show were pleased that almost of all HEADLINESfamily haircutting place ... of the work was completed entirely WEBER ST. N. at GLEN FORREST BLVD. by the students. (1 block south of Northfield) Many of the costumes were made by Home Economics students and they were stunning. The show's party scene was all silks, sequins and colour and the girls were at their glittering best. While the orchestra often tends to be the downfall ofany highschool production, this was not the case with The Boyfriend. The music was excellent and proved to be the show's highlight. With the exception of one staff member on violin, the band was composed * Cord photo by Debbie Hurst entirely of students. The costumes "GREAT ENTERTAINMENT... Just two wild n' crazy guys. These Sour Mash dudes were part a wonderful, for the band members, hats of the I exciting, heartwarming movie." boateif Battle of the Bands in the Turret February 11th. Deja Voodoo will I ~S2SKEL &EBERT&THE and striped vests, were a nice be WOVJES appearing at the Turret on Wed. 4th. finishing touch. March I"..SUCH STUFF AS ROCKY BALBOA AND TKS I KARATE KID are madeof. - RichanJScluckei, TIME MAGAZINE I

I?..SLEEPER OFTHESEASON." ~ PEOPLE magazine Solo Murphy strong on vinyl

V. ~~ I .GENUINELY STIRRING. o™dAas«», uewswesk I By Steve McLean of the David Bowie/Catherine Deneuve vampire movie The In the beginning, there was Hunger. After this brief sojourn into Bauhaus. They specialized in ten- the film world, Murphy returned to sion-filled, gothic post-punk music music and linked up with former and helped to spawn the English Japan bassist Mick Karn to form "Batcave" scene. After the demise Dali's Car. This partnership dis- of Bauhaus, drummerKevin Haskins solved after the release of one and guitarist Daniel Ash started abstract album, The Tones On Tail which recorded a Waking Hour. "** £ $ Y & \ n L » I **«■ I ™ couple of dance This * \ 1 s ■ club favourites in almost brings us up to the A r— j »s ■ _ W A A ii Go! and Twist. Meanwhile, bassist present and the release of what can David J. became a part-time mem- be loosely described as Murphy's ber of The JazzButcher and first full-length album, ; j worked solo Should I - Wi on a few solo projects. Eventually, The World Fail To Fall Apart. In I , IB arj^T^jl these three got back together to early 1986,Murphy and his partner- form Love and Rockets which had a in-rhyme, Howard L. Hughes, col- big hit with Ball of Confusion, laborated on an EP featuring the recorded a second album and then Fere Übu standard, Final Solution. started to drink too much tequila. This song also appears on the new Bauhaus' lead singer took an LP and is done in a hard-edged style altogether different route than his which is guaranteed to keep a former bandmates. Peter Murphy's discerning dancecrowd happy. Who angular frame and gaunt facial fea- would have ever thought that you tures were well-suited for his ap- Continued on page 19 pearance in the opening sequence MetaltainmentQuiz By Tony Van Noggeren Answers: 1. Name the member of Megadeth who was a founding member of 1 1 Metallica. I KEMDALE FILM CORPORATION 2. What is Alice Cooper's real I A CARTER DE HAVEN PRODUCTION GENEHACKMAH HOOSKRS name? Rainbow Elf, 10. I BARBARA HERSHEY DENNIS HOPPER EMTED BY CTIMOTHY O'MEftRA 3. During his solo career, Ozzy Osbourne's band has featured four Zeppelin Led 9. I MUSIC BY JERRY GOLDSMITH DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY FRED MURPHY guitarists. Name them. Montrose 8. I ASSOCIATE PRODUCER GRAHAM HENDERSON 4. I What song by Ratt is featured in the movie The Golden Child? Tyler Steven 7. EXECUTIVE PWffIDCERS PIN DALYAND DEREK GIBSON 5. Whitesnake vocalist WRITTEN BY ANGELO PIZZO PRODUCED BY CARTER DE HAVEN ANDANGELO PIZZO David Coverdale recorded three albums in the Pyromania 6. I mm 1970s as a [-*$*£& DIRECTED BY DAVID ANSPAOGH member of this famous band. What is the name of the band? Purple Deep 5. I '.OWOMWs^, 6. Name the 1983 album by Def Leppard. Talk Body 4. 7. Who is Aerosmith's lead singer? Lee E. Jake Gillis, Brad 8. Before his solo career, what band did Sammy Hagar sing for? Torme, Bernie Rhoads, Randy 3. 9. Name the legendary band that the late John Bonham was a member Furnier Vincent 2. of. Mustaine Dave 1. 10. Bassist Craig Gruber of The Rods has recorded albums with two bands that have included Ronnie James Dio on vocals. Name these bands. THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 19 IE NT IE lET AIINMIE NT American Decline Canada's Best

By Martin Hollyer fessors have the sexual appetites of goats! from a nearby US city. Their cynicism is of a not to sympathize with these characters as While the women covet their neighbours' rare calibre not depicted often in North we realize thatregardless oftheir beliefs these The main theme in writer/director Denys husbands, the men covet just about the entire American cinema. are people who don't have all the answers, Arcand's film The Decline of the American population of Quebec giving an excuse for The Decline of the American Empire is also about life or about themselves, just like real, Empire (Le Decline de /'empire Americain) some very witty dialogue concerning the willing to challenge mainstream North flesh and blood people. states that justas the Roman Empire's fall was differences of how men and women perceive American media values. The main theme This is one of the best Canadian films in the linked to the Romans' excessive demands for sex. questioning the media belief that our modern last few years, if not one of the best Canadian personal happiness, so are Westerners' de- At the same time it is not hard to notice that world is at the pinnacle of growth and films ever. It is unlike films that perceive sires for self-gratification an indicator ofNorth these professors are unlike any characters in adaptability is the most obvious example. Canada as primarily a quaint rural country America's decline. traditional North American movies. Themost Unlike other filmmakers who try to make (such as the highly over-rated My American Admittedly, this is a fairly unique theme similar movie that comes to mind is The Big an audience follow their perspective of a Cousin), and exploitive clones of Hollywood that isn't presented too often in the movies. Chill which deals with Yuppies coping with situation, Denys Arcand treats histheme with films (Heavenly Bodies). However, those people expecting a political their disillusionment in the same group less gravity. It is not carved in stone and he No doubt, now that Arcand has produced a satire or a historical film will find themselves environment, but the characters in The provides opposite views to show that these first-rate French-Canadian film, American watching the funniest sex comedy ever to Decline of the American Empire are much are in fact the best of times. Some people in producers will be scrambling to produce an come out of Canadian cinema. more cynical. this group are quite optimistic. Americanized English language version of the Arcand adds a new dimension to the Immersed in their desires for simple Ultimately, the battle lines are divided original. Somehow, I suspect, the remake will concept of egoism by introducing us to eight Epicurean pleasures, they shield themselves between those who have faith in North seem a little awkward for The Decline of the self-involved Yuppies (the majority of them from the drab reality of the modern world in American values (Disneyland and all), those American Empire is a film that relies on a are history professors) as decadent as any each other's company. They ponder grim who are cynical and those who are just plain unique Canadian perspective of the world. Roman during the worst days of the Roman questions such as whether they would see the sex fiends! The Decline of the American Empire is Empire. To put it another way, these pro- glow of a nuclear bomb in the event of a war Blood is shed. Afterwards, it is impossible currently playingat the Cineplex inKitchener. Band needs Change of Heart By Tony Spencer normal, out comc the objcct d*hype sounded ... you get the picture. themselves, Change of Heart. They After this goes on for over an hour It's 10:00 p.m. on Saturday night look like your basic four guys, the monotony can set in, and one in Waterloo. My hangover from the except for the bass player, Rob, who begins to look around for an exciting previous night's barnburning has the old Keith Richards burnout video game, or ponders the mass raunch-out with U.I.C. has finally look down pretty pat. But when they consumption of mind-numbing subsided, and I've a got full night start playing ... ho hum. Oh, here drugs. ahead of me. Do I dare go see goes the second, third and fourth Maybe it was me, maybe U.I.C. Change of Heart City down at the songs. Wow ... is this is a really hot sucked all of my energy out the night Hotel? A week's worth of hype on Toronto band? A few songs pick up before, maybe I wasn't drunk CKMS and posters everywhere by the pace a bit, but otherwise there's enough, but maybe Change of Heart the promoters Upside Down not much energy, zilch stage pres- should work on their live show. A Productions along with vague ence and not much else. They're live rock'n'roll show should be more memories of glowing reviews in tight; it shows that they've been than a mere display of a band's Nerve and Now magazines must together for over two years. musical ability. There should be an have got the better of me. I dig up The songs have that familiar element of entertainment in the my ultra-cool free Cord press pass process, an element of spontaneity and stumble down the street to the melody-meets-raunch feel reminis- cent of Husker Du, The and above all, fun, which sadly was cultural capital and draft beer em- completely lacking Replacements, or any other of the this Saturday porium of King St. North, yes the night. good ol' City Hotel. "new American traditional" rock and roll bands. Their debut indie album, Once inside, I notice a pleasant Upcoming shows you dare not miss: mix of regular City hard-drinking 50 Feet Up, sounded good at home Cord photo by Debbie Squier crowd and local hipsters, who for and packed a punch, but live — some reason or didn't make it these guys are pussycats, spayed other March 4: Deja Voodoo, two-chord Change of Heart played the City Hotel Saturday south for reading week. cats without a sex drive at that. In last night. While the sludge kings crawl out ofthe swamp group was billed Being fashionably fact, quite a few people actually left, as a hot Toronto band, their stage show was less than late, I've missed for a night at the Turret. impressive. the opening band, The Young although a few brave Laurier souls did get up to jiving around a bit. Pagans, but I'm informed that they March 17: Hardcore from TO with were really good. A few times a spark almost lit up, Problem Children, special guests Finally, after a few beers which but then they would start a song that KW's own drunkcore junkies, only help to make me feel almost sounded just like the last one Squatbox. which Entertainment Quiz Should the World Fail to Fall Apart The Backyard Escape Hughes and This Mortal Coil's compact disc players, I would re- (With The Beatles) Continued from page 18 producer Ivo Watts-Russell, who commend investing in the CD con- also acts as the directorfor the 4AD figuration of Should The World Fail could actually groove along to Pere label. has brought To Fall Apart, which record Russell contains two QUESTIONS: Übu? along many of the lush production additional bonus tracks, including a The rest of the LP combines a techniques whichhe used to achieve sly reworking ofMagazine's master- 1. Where does The Long and Winding Road lead to? handful of faster-paced cuts with a the atmospheric sounds prevalent piece, The Light Pours Out Me. Of 2. For what Beatles song did George first play sitar? few slower introspective numbers. on This Mortal Coil's two releases. Murphy's version of this song can My 3. Who was at war in the Yellow Submarine movie? favourites include Tale of the As a reference comparison, how- also be found on the excellent 4. The song Tongue, God Sends, Blue Heart, Banquet All You Need Is Love begins with what country's national ever, as far as sound goes, the name compilation LP, One anthem? and the title track of the album. Lene Lovich keeps coming to mind. Pound Ninety-Nine: A Music 5. What is the licence plate number of the white Volkswagen on the Although many of the lyrics are exception Sampler the One to this rule though is of State of Things. Abbey Road album cover? difficult to make out, from what I the introduction The Answer Is Judging from album, Peter in to this 6. Who was Julia? could decipher it appears that Clear, which features wild bird Murphy's strengths seem to out- 7. Who played lead guitar on While My Guitar Gently Weeps? Murphy's writing has still retained and banjo sounds. For some number his weaknesses vinyl. noises on 8. Which Beatle appeared in The Last Waltz? many of the pretentious art school when hearing this, I can't Apparently his stunningly elaborate reason, 9. Where does the Nowhere Man live? self-indulgences which frequented help imagine the debonair live performances are justas strong, but 10. What book was Mark David Chapmanreading prior his Bauhaus works. This is no many to shooting John Murphy stepping into a canoe with a fact that in attendance last Lennon? accident, however, as Murphy has Burt Reynolds for a fateful down Thursday at Murphy's concert at been trip quoted as saying that the a backwoods southern US river. RPM in Toronto will surely attest to. words are almost purposefully mean- Gee, I wonder if that unique voice of Thus, the legacy of Bauhaus con- Rye The In The 10. ingful only Catcher to himself. his could accommodate squealing tinues. Land Nowhere His 9. Should The World Fail To Fall And everyone lived happily ever Ringo Apart like a pig. Starr 8. was co-produced by Murphy, For those of you with access to after. Clapton Eric 7. mother John's 6. Attention all poets and artists: The Cord's final poetry page will be appearing in 28IF LMW 5. France 4. the near future. If you haven't submitted any material yet and you would like to, Meanies Blue the vs. Pepperland of people The 3. now would be the time to do it. 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11 IJNIQUE..ANY WAY YOUSERVE IT I THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 21 SPORTS Lady Hawks finish season in By Chris Starkey press to end the drought. secondDivision pennant. Instead, Coach Jeffries held off the press As the game progressed, the Lady The Lady Hawk basketball team until 5:32, when the game had been Hawks'characteristic poise slipped. ended their historic season on a all but iced by two long jumpers Trailing by 10 or more for most of disappointing note on February 11 from Mac's slick guard Nadine the contest affected the squad's as they dropped a 59-48 decision to Crowley. passing attack. Field goal shooting was difference, the McMaster Marauders. Despite When asked about the press the main though. the loss, the Lady Hawks finished application, Jeffries defended the The two sides were neck-and-neck in OWIAA in steals and rebounding stats, but second the competitive move saying the Lady Hawks had poured West with an 8-4 record. been burned earlier in the year. "It's the Marauders 10 more the Laurier basket than the The game was a typical see-saw just not a big part of our game," he shots at Laurier contest. Falling behind 10-2 said. "I had hoped we could just pick Hawks managed to throw up. The who finished first in the first four minutes, the home away at their lead one basket at a Marauders, with a 10-2 slate, were led by Nora side played even with the Marauders time by converting the chances we points, coming for the middle part of the half. had been getting in the first half." Sheffe's 19 15of them in the first half. Gloria Tomasevic Down 23-12 with eight minutes The Hawks put together con- remaining, the Hawks'forced passes added 14 and Crowley hit for 11. secutive baskets by Ann Weber, Ryan paced the Golden Hawks with finally found their intended targets Catherine Foulon and Joan as Renata Dykstra hit inside and 11, Foulon netted eight and Sue MacDonald when the press was Little added seven. ColleenRyan scored twice, including finally with 5:32 remaining. put on In an attempt to shake off any a three-pointer. Ryan had another Much to the chagrin of Jeffries' notching rustiness accumulated in the two- steady performance nine hindsight, it clicked. first-half points, and 11for the night. week layoff, the women took on a The combination of the earlier Brantford high school squad on But just as easily as the Mac lead baskets and the effectiveness of the Wednesday at the Athletic had been cut to four, the visitors 3/4-court pressure, the Lady Hawks stormed back with eight unanswered Complex. outscored their foes 17-7. The lead their tune-up on Wed- points and took a commanding 35- After cut to 52-44 with two minutes left, nesday, the Hawks face the Ryerson 21 lead into the intermission. Laurier was sending a "warning" to Lady Rams in the OWIAA quarter- The second half began with all the the Mac bench that they would not ifinals this Friday. Ryerson finished makings of a Laurier comeback as fold that easily. third in the very tough East Division. the cut the lead to women 10 in the In order to score points, though, time in Guelph is 4:00 p.m.. first three minutes. The Hawk Game you need possession of the ball, and : HOOP SCOOPS: The Hawks machine then stalled, but so did the the Golden Hawks were forced to Iwere the top scoring team in the Mac attack, an the result being foul to get control. After Sue Little idivision, averaging 58.5 points unusual (and uninteresting) five fouled out with 1:32 left, Mac popped Iper game ... At press time, a fan of scoreless ball. minutes four from the charity stripe to bury Ibus was expected to be arranged

During the glut of offensive in- the comeback hopes for good and for the Friday match ... Kris Peel activity, many observers were to head back to the Steel City with a was named to the West Division waiting for a Lady Hawk full-court 59-48 victory and the OWIAA West all-star team Hockey, B-Ball playoffpredictions By Scoop Furlong By Chris Starkey

The playoff format has changed this season in The OWIAA finals take place this weekend in OUAA hockey. This season eight teams qualify for Guelph. The West Division, in order of finish, will be post season play. First place plays eighth place, represented by McMaster, Laurier, Brock and second place plays seventh and so on. All series are Waterloo. Laurentian, Toronto, Ryerson and York best of three competitions. will be the East Division contenders for the right to Western vs. Guelph: The 'Stangs are the class of advance to the Canadian Final-Four in Laval. the league this season. Guelph, traditionally strong, Quarter-finals struggled to make the playoffs by just edging out York (7-5) vs. McMaster (10-2): Both teams are Brock. Western will win in a two game blow out. coming off losses but the edge will go to the York vs. McMaster: The plucky Marauders will not Marauders' quick passing and sharp outside shooting. roll over and die without a fight. Then again Mac can Mac by 6. not hope to beat the defending champions. York will Brock (8-4) vs. Toronto (10-2): Despite knocking win two straight but both games will be reasonably off front-running McMaster in their last game, Brock close. will have their hands full with the Lady Blues. Toronto Toronto vs Windsor If there is going to bean upset, has won the championship three years running and look for the Lancers to beat the Blues. Toronto relies should handle the pesky Badgers. Toronto by 9. on one line and the excellent goaltending of Kevin Ryerson (7-5) vs. LAURIER (8-4): Probably the Hamlin. If either falters the Lancers will win. Windsor, closest first-round matchup. Both squads lost their however, will probably choke in the third game. last games, and Laurier has had a longer layoff. Laurier Lady Rams LAURIER: The of Waterloo. defeated the 77-66 in a Christmas Waterloo vs. battle tourney at Ryerson. by 2. Purple pride jeopardized. Ah, there is a million cliches Laurier Waterloo (6-6) vs. Laurentian (12-0): to this series. Waterloo held the edge in two Not even describe David would have a chance against the Goliath from regular season games with a win and a tie. Sudbury. Laurentian is ranked no. 1 in the nation, The Warriors a very consistent team. are Steve averaging 86 pts./game. Waterloo hasn't cracked the 'The Rat* Linseman and goaltender Mike Bishop are top ten since last year, and averages a score under 50. Cord photo by Peter Dyck key ingredients to coach Don McGee's team. Laurentian by 40 or so. Catherine Foulon on other hand, have been very goes high for a jump ball as Andrea Prescott The Hawks, the Semi-finals looks on. The women go to Guelph for the OWIAA finals this inconsistent. At times they have been unbeatable and vs. weekend. at others, well, let us justsay they have been beatable McMaster Toronto: Despite identical league records, the prevail. Ranked no. — by any team. Goaltender Chris Luseombe will Blues should 4 in Canada, have to play superbly and Terry McCutcheon will Varsity will live up to theirrating. Other than the Laurier/Ryerson have to break out of his slump. matchup, the only game where Waterloo is a big team but Laurier plays a physical an upset could take place. Toronto by 7. LAURIER Early playoff exit brand of hockey. Neither team will be run over by the vs.Laurentian: Look for the Lady Hawks other. to cap off their best year ever with a strong per- Another factor in the series will be penalties. formance. Unfortunately, Laurentian is too big, too (Staff Special)—ln in a the sudden-death nine led the Hawks lacklustre Waterloo kills penalties very aggressively. The Hawks quick, too good. With a fast start, though, Laurier quarterfinal score only could give match at Waterloo, the game that saw the Hawks will have to execute under pressure. Laurier plays a the Vees a first-half scare. Laurentian by men's points in the first half. wrong, basketball Hawks came out 15 more disciplined are equally effective. They 25. Prove me ladies. flat 'box' but in the first half on the way to a will have to guard against Linseman and Waterloo's FINALS 74-52 loss. A strong second half offensively tendency to set up behind the net. Toronto vs. Laurentian: Toronto's only two losses OUAA all-star Rob Froese led the was not enough for the Hawks to Defensive miscues will also be significant. The team came at the hands of the Voyageurs. Make it three. Warriors to victory with a game- pull even with the Warriors, who that gives the puck away the most will lose. It is as The Blues will give; the new champs the best run for high 17 points. Paul now advance in DeSantis with to the Final Four simple as that. their money during thechampionships 12 points and Brian Demaree with Brock this weekend. but Laurentian "Hie Hawks will win this series in two hard fought will take their record sixth OWIAA trophy back to very close games. Sudbury. Laurentian by 18. THE CORD WEEKLY 22 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1987 SPORTS Skating to respectability Special to the Cord eight universities participating in the a vast improvement throughout the Ontario Women's Intercollegiate year and turned in its best perfor- An easy NHL quiz Figure Skating Finals, the young mance of the 1986-87 season. The big time Laurier Varsity figure team placed a respectible sixth Kelly Adam placed third in a very skating team did Laurier proud this overall. competitive Open Ladies category past weekend at Queen's. Of the The eleven member team showed and Tracey Adomeit skated her way By Todd Liddy to a first place finish in the Intermediate Ladies Free Skate. 1. Who is the New York Islanders' team dentist? (7 points) The increase in the number of 2. Where was the 1951 All-Star game played, and what was the interested and dedicated skaters attendance? (8 points) allowed Laurier to premier a pre- 3. Who was the 17th pick in the 1969 entry draft? (6 points) cision team. The practices over 4. How much money does the runner-up for the Art Ross Trophy Reading Week paid off as Laurier receive? gained fifth place in this event. a)ssoo All the skaters performed well b)$1000 and none of this would have been c) $1500 possible without the hard work, d) $3000 cooperation and expert coaching of e) $82,749,013 Dave Dinkel. (4 points) The 1986-87 Varsity Figure 5. Who was the goalie against whom Mike Bossy scored his 50th goal for Skating Team consisted of: Kelly his first 50-goal season, and for which team did the goalie play? (8 points) Adam, Tracey Adomeit, Mary Jane 6. During the 1985-86 season, there were 15 penalty shots. How many of Beal, Nancy Bone, Aveleigh Cook, them were goals? Janice Daer, Patty Geerber, Julie a) 6 Holmes, Barb Kuipers, Patrice b) 8 Walch and Lisa Wells. c) 11 There were three competitions d) 12 this year and the team is looking e) 16 forward to next season, with hopes (3 points) of improved performances and 7. What was the score of game three of the 1940 Stanley Cup finals, in expanded membership. Practices which city was the game played, and on what date? (12 points) begin in September for the 1987-88 8. Who was the captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins for the 1976-77 Cord photo by Joan Sandberg team. season? (9 points) 9. What is the zip code and telephone number for the Chicago Blackhawks' head office? (5 points) Brian Demaree Tracey Adomeit 10. Who is the custodian for the Hockey Hall of Fame? (15 points) Figure Skating Basketball 11. How many minutes in bench penalties did the St. Louis Blues have in the 1985-86 season? (11 points) Adomeit, a dynamo from Millgrove, Demaree, a6'4"forward from Tillson- 12. When was the last year that continued Laurier's winning trad- burg, played an outstanding the Minnesota North Stars and the Los Flying game against the Western Angeles Kings played each ot ition in women's figure skating er in the playoffs? when she captured the gold Mustangs last Wednesday. The a) 1988 medal in the women's inter- third year Arts major led all b)1976 scorers on both teams with a c) 1971 mediate singles division at the Answers on OWIAA championships at game-high 27 points. He was 1%8 page 27 10 Queen's. A second year honours good on of 16 field goals and e) 1704 Hawks was 7 of 8 from the line. 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By Sally Lichtenberg magy. One of her jobs is to act as advisor to the you enter the Athletic Complex W.A.A. As With Leach's help, the W.A.A. from the campus entrance, head perform many Along with the stairs towards the gym- activities. down a long providing teams with nasium, hang a sharp left towards W/omen's athletics at Wilfrid Laurier have come women's minor scorekeepers, helping the pool, and to your left you will officials and way. The Women's Athletic Association has been vital in Laurier run varsity tennis, bad- notice a new addition minton, and swimming tournaments That comfy looking lounge this development. With the opening the WAA lounge, the of and aiding with the general pro- decorated in varying shades of association, and women's athletics, are now beginning to motion of sports events, they have purple is not a new office, nor is it an J in fundraising for extension of the infamous but highly the recognition and credit they deserve. In fact, the also been involved I receive such causes as the Jocelyn Lovell exclusive Lettermen's Club. It is the Foundation for spinal cordresearch. Women's Athletic Association's ■ UZAA has a storied history... The W.A.A. is a non-profit or- (WAA) new lounge. The lounge ganization and, any other group symbolizes the growth and acheive- like of its kind, is dependent on dedicated ments of both Laurier women's & volunteers. "Every year, luckily," and the WAA. M athletics says Leach, "the W.A.A. has had The Women's Athletic Associa- off for the football team. Women in committed executive." This years is is not just women. Anyone 1966 sat on the sidelines...in almost tion for no exception. who is interested in supporting, everyway. The 1987W.A.A. executive, made promoting or working at Laurier's Nonetheless, the W.A.A. emerged up of president Vanessa women's athletic eventscan become and by 1968,the year Marcia Powers Lewwereate, Vice President Joan a member. This year, in fact, there was its president, the W.A.A. Donald, secretary Michelle are three male in the obtained a little more money for Mac members Shannon, Judi Cook association. days, had women's sports, uniforms, equip- ...in 1970 Laurier had only and treasurer In those women has carried on the tradition. 1966 has been deemed the birth a 10 p.m. ment, and better practice times. two women's teams, curfew, were The who stand by con- year of Laurier's However 1970a1l this headway was nearly volleyball and basketball. members WAA. allowed out two nights a In ways, according to Marcia Powers, a tost. The life of women's athletics, The requirements for cessions, by gate and by lines then week, had to wear dresses volunteers, but does student activist for alone the W.A.A., was membership are the club women's let OWAA was provide Each mem- athletics, there really was no "set threatened. The Ontario Women's some incentives. tocb^and^g— three. ■jl ber works for, or participates agenda", "plan of action", or "big Athletic Association (0.W.A.A.) who " in, earns movement almost had Laurier expelled from a sporting event points. When that member accumulates The W.A.A. had a simple begin- the league because in 1970 Laurier 600 the pay ning. A group of friends, all women had only two women's teams, points association will amount of either a 10k or athletes, who lived together in half of the volleyball and basketball. The require- 14k gold Lady Hawks ring. residence wanted certain needs, in department was nil and at best the ment for membership was Passamore, prepared, submitted, O.W.A.A is no doubt that through regards to women's athletics, to be women had three teams: volleyball, and received approval of an official There three. the efforts of the faithful few the met by the athletic department. basketball and badminton. Women's With the support of Dean report with a budget for future W.A.A. and with it, women's ath- Some of those needs were decent athletics were not a priority for Brandon and Knight, student and women's sports. The proposal en- letics, is blossoming at Laurier. One practice times (not 10:00 p.m. Knight. W.A.A. president Carolyn Herman sured better practise times, in- of their flowering achievments is the Sunday night or 5:30 a.m. on "Not that Tuffy Knight didn't get met with the executive of the creased monetarysupport and struc- W.A.A. lounge whose transforma- weekdays), uniforms and meal along with us," remembers Powers. O.W.A.A- to debate the issue of ture to program. the women's tion from idea to reality took over money. "He did and there was a strong women's athletics at Laurier. As it The events of 1970 laid down a six years. At that time the Athletic Depart- friendship there (between himself turned out, Herman rallied & few solid foundation from which the Budgets and politics caused many ment was in its early stages of and the women), but he didn't see women basketball and volleyball A., and consequently W.A. women's delays. However under the leader- development. The entire depart- the need for women in sports." players to play varsity badminton, could, and did, grow. athletics ship of Leach and Richard ment was contained within the is understandable thereby thwarting what, at the growth supervised This attitude jflhe Such has been Newborough, Knight's bridge that connects MacDonald when seen in the context of the tirrie, appeared to be an inevitable by Marion 'Cookie' Leach who, for replacement as athletic director, the lounge House to the Theatre Auditorium times. In those days women had a and disasterous end for Laurier past eleven years, has repre- the materialized. (at the time Laurier's gym facility). 10:00 p.m. curfew, were allowed out "Lady Hawks". women sented within the Athletic Beyond being a convenience for David 'Tuffy' Knight was the head of two nights a week, had to wear Nineteen seventy became the ' Department as Laurier's coordin- students, the lounge is a concrete the department and football was the dresses to classes, and were not "embryonic stage" for women's ator athletics. of women's Her symbol of permanence key to the further growth of the allowed to eat in an area sports. As well as the tough fight to the and sectioned responsibilities are varied, her tasks stability of the W.A.A. and women's Laurier's athletic programme. keep Laurier in the league, the athletics at Wilfrid Laurier Women's representation in the W.A.A., represented by Joanne University. Fifth-place finish Season ends with a win By Scott MacDonald from Peter Black led to a goal, as he the player accidentaly went to sit in picked up a Rod Cunnigham re- the Laurier side of the penalty box. The Golden Hawks closed out bound and jammed it past Gibson to Puhalski took two consecutive penal- the regular season with a convincing send Laurier to the dressing room ties: the first one for unsportsman- 7-5 win over the Laurerntian with a 2-0 lead. like conduct and the second for Voyageurs, Sunday afternoon at the slashing. Laurier continued to pad its lead Barn. The game was not as close as Laurentian's momentum carried in the second period. With just over the score would indicate though, as through to the third period as Brent gone in the period, the Hawks outshot the Vees 51-21. two minutes Maki deflected Marc Bouffard's shot Tom Jackson rang a shot off the Joel Curtis' two goals led the from the point. The power play goal post, sending a rebound to Scott Hawks, as the Vees proved they brought the Vees to within one. McCulloch, who deposited the puck deserved their hard fought last-place finish. Sharpshooter Denis into the open side of the net. Less than two minutes later, The Hawks built a four goal was a Castonguay led the Laurentian at- Laurier handed five-on-three margin when McCulloch combined manpoweradvantage for one tack with a pair of goals to keep the minute give his first score reasonable. with Curtis to the latter and thirty-three seconds. The goal of the afternoon at 5:43 of the Hawks made the most of it with a Head coach Wayne Gowing was second period. satisfied with the win but com- Steve Handy goal that brought the score to 5-3. second Laurier goal mented "we need more discipline in Laurentian got on the scoreboard A was disallowed on the basis that it regard to taking too many stupid midway through the period when was directed into the net by Paul penalties." Paquette a pass Dave sent to Smith's From reporter's The first period was played almost Castonguay, whose slapshot from skate. this however, the puck was clearly entirely in the Laurentian end, as the the blueline cleanly beat Hawk goalie view, deflected by a Laurentian defense- Hawks were allowed to take their Chris Luscombe. time and set up plays at will. The The Vees' second goal of the man. Voyageurs managed only four shots period came on a power play at Doug Marsden put the Hawks on the Laurier net during the period 17:18, when captain Pat Moher shot ahead for a good with a slapshot at while Laurier peppered Laurentian a rebound past a screened 10:37 that made the score 6-3. goalie Peter Gibson with 18 shots. Luscombe. Laurentian never quit, despite Gibson kept the Hawks off the Greg Puhalski and defenseman being outclassed by the Hawks, and scoreboard until late in the period Brad Sparkes were benched for the scored two late goals to bring them when Greg Puhalski picked up a third period for taking 'stupid' penal- within one, with less than two rebound in the slot and fired a wrist ties that led to Laurentian goals. minutes to play. McCulloch assisted shot into the net at 17:26. Sparkes took a penalty for slashing on Curtis' second goal to cap the One minute later, a great effort a Laurentian player in the back as win at 18:43 of the period. Cord photo by Pat Furlong THE CORD WEEKLY 24 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26.1987 SPORTS Regular season ends

By Brad Lyon not win many games. As Coulthard commented, "It was a winnable game. We had the shots, but just "We always find a new twist." couldn't sink them." This quotation is attributed to an unidentified Golden High (?) scorers against Guelph were Paul DeSantis, Hawks men's basketball player. It succinctly sums up a who continues to impress the experts with his excellent disappointing regular season that culminated in three play in place of Rob Galikowski, with 10 points. Brian losses in the wrap-up of the 1986-87 season during Demaree continued his rejuvenated play with nine Reading Week. points and a game high 12 rebounds. On Valentine's Day, the Brock Badgers hosted the A strong effort such as the one against Guelph was Hawks, and quickly showed that they had no brotherly vital with the playoffs upcoming. Going into the playoffs love in their hearts for their visiting opposition, crushing having only won one game is tough enough. Entering Laurier 84-53 on semi-national television. the playoffs with no confidence would ensure defeat in This game was the breaking point in a steadily the first round. The Hawks have re-developed that worsening season for the Hawks. Until this defeat, they all-important confidence that they can win. had quietly absorbed their losses, by large and small margins alike, but at least had not abandoned attempts in any game to pull victory from the jaws of defeat. Playoff Picture Against Brock a total breakdown occurred. Shots went astray with an all too familiar regularity, and the OUAA West Division Hawks seemed tobe merely going through the motions, Even with a 1-11 record, Laurier qualifies for the waiting for the buzzer to sound. preliminary round of the OUAA West playdowns This lacklustre attitude was carried into the next because all seven teams participate. game against Western, a 90-64 drubbing in favour of the Waterloo, with a second-place finish, hosted the Mustangs. Laurier has always had trouble with the Hawks on Tuesday. The Hawks are coming offa strong Mustangs, having lost four times to them in the past effort against Guelph, but with high scoring Rob two seasons, and this February 18 game was no Galikowski doubtful, Laurier is hurting. Waterloo (7-5) exception. is coming off a tough loss to Brock on Saturday in But unlike the Brock game, the Western contest saw which Brock claimed first place. Laurier and Waterloo some valuable plusses emerge for a playoff-bound split their season series. See story on page 21. Hawk squad. Brian Demaree exhibited the leadership In other games, MacMaster (7-5) hosts Guelph (6-6). on the court that he must provide for the Hawks to be Guelph opened the season 0-4, but a mid-season five successful and to have any chance at advancing to the game winning streak quickly vaulted the previously OUAA West final four tournament at Brock this hapless Gryphons into contention. MacMaster lost its weekend. last game of the season to the Warriors. Prediction: Demaree led Laurier with a personal season high of Guelph by 4 in an upset. 27 points. That is also the second highest output by any Western (7-5) hosts Windsor (6-6) in a rematch of player this season, behind Rob Galikowski's 29 points their season finale where the Mustangs throttled the against Waterloo earlier this season. Demaree's Lancers by 15. Windsor was atop the standings two performance was particularly impressive considering weeks ago but have stumbled in their final three games. he struggled through the mid-part of the season. Western is hot after a slow start. They have won their Demaree's increasing confidence seemed to inspire last five games and seem poised to advance to the the team to higher levels against the Guelph Gryphons national tournament they just missed last season. in the season finale in Guelph. According to coach Prediction: Western by a baker's dozen. Chris Coulthard, the Hawks played very well de- Brock (8-4) gets a bye through Tuesday's gamesand fensively in the 90-45 loss, but simply couldn't score. hosts a tournament this weekend for the three victors Laurier was a dismal five of 14 from the foui line, and of preliminary round. It's simply too close to pick an a less than 50 percent average from the line simply will overall winner, but look to a Brock/Western final. iCord photo by Rob Furlong* WLU Student Publications DUAL POETRY READING Positions Open for Next Year Ed Jewinski The WLU Student Publications Board of Directors, Educated in Toronto, Ed as publishers of the Cord Weekly, Keystone Yearbook, teaches English Literature and WLU-er/Weekly. Planner, Student Wall Calendar and creative writing at WLU. He is Student Directory; oversees the budgetary and the author of 'Any Morning policy-making areas of this semi-autonomous may start the Revolution,' 'No Although have no organization. board members place to go to,' an co-editor of and editorial power, they ensure that the staff 'Magic Realism in Canadian produce volunteers have the necessary resources to Lit.' these publications. Specific duties include the hiring of staff and budget preparation. Minimum Time Commitment: 5 hours/week Rienzi Cruz Born in Sri Lanka, educated in Caeylon, London, Toronto, and The President of WLU Student Publications, in addition Waterloo. Rienzi is employed to fulfilling the role of a director, takes care of the daily at the Library at U of W. He is administration of the corporation which ranges from the author of 'Flesh and Thorn,' holding Board of Directors' meetings to negotiating 'Elephant and Ice,' and 'Singing and signing various contracts. 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THE CORD WEEKLY SPORTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 25 CFL draftsfivefootballHawks Volleyball jinx By Paul Halyk player personnel for the Toronto Argonauts, it should be no surprise By Serge Grenier Moffat, in his last university game, The annual Canadian Football that three Hawk players were was the leading attacker with 15 League's university draft took place chosen by the Boatmen. The Western jinx isre-established. kills. John Bald, Larry Rourke and in Ottawa February 21st as the Laurier players grabbed by the The Laurier men's volleyball team Jonas Kaciulis had twelve, eleven Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks were Argo's were defensive lineman had defeated Western in London and ten kills respectively. Keith well represented overall with five Vernon Stiliadis in the fifth-round, earlier this year, giving hope that Harris-Lowe and Scott Lee had five players being selected. defensive back Ron Klein in the this may be the year the Hawks stuff blocks each. The highest drafted Hawk this sixth, and linebacker Dave Kohler in defeat Western in a playoff game. "We can't fault our guys," Coach year was full-back Luc Gerritsen the eighth. But, for the third straight year, the Don Smith said. "We couldn't stop taken in the second round by the Toronto has high hopes for the Golden Hawks were stopped in the their offense." A major boost to the British Columbia Lions. The 6-foot-2, 242-pound Stiliadis who is semi-final by the Mustangs. Western offense was their mastery Saskatchewan Roughriders in the seen as a potential starter for next The Mustangs defeated Laurier 3- of the small confines of their court. fifth-round made Laurier's Bruce year. Bruce Lowe 0. The Westerners, ranked tenth This enables them to reduce the Lowe, a nose-tackle, a part of their "1 think Stiliadis will be the sleeper nationally, were victorious by scores effectiveness of opposition serving, property. pick for us", says Argo head coach of 16-14, 15-4 and 15-10. allowing for easier service reception With former Laurier football Bob O'Billovich. "We figure that The first game was tight and hard and the running of complicated coach Tuffy Knight now director of Stiliadis has the capability to come fought. Western grabbed an early offensive plays. in and challenge for a spot on the 5-0 lead and led as comfortably as While the blocking was sub-par, team right away." Stiliadis injured 13-6 until the Hawks narrowed the sets and digs were very good and his knee in pre-season and missed gap to 13-10and tied it at 14-14. The serving was excellent. The team did the entire Golden Hawk season last following Western possession not miss one serve during the year. service went to division all-star Paul contest, which was particularly All ofthe drafted players, with the Husson who spearheaded a two- pleasing to Smith. exception of Stiliadis, attended the point drive to win the first game This was the last university con- C.F.L. evaluation camp on January 16-14. test for starters Larry Rourke and 23 to 25 in Vancouver. At the camp The second game was not as Steve Moffat and both delivered the players underwent strength, Luc Gerritsen close, as the Mustangs offence sound performances. It was also the speed agility and individual skill tests. capitalized on a Laurier blocking last game for veteran substitute Laurier wide receiver Joe unit having an off day. Western Jackie Wong, who appeared in the Nastasiuk also attended the evalua- opened a 4-0 advantage early and third game. tion camp. But it was a bad draft did not look back, scoring the last Shin Digs: Western went on to year for as most teams eight points on four service pos- the Ron Klein recievers win division title, defeating concentrated on other positions. sessions. The game winner came on Waterloo 3-2 last Saturday. Larry This fact contributed to Nastasiuk a John Findlay serve for a 15-4 Rourke became the first Laurier being bypassed in the draft. Western win. player in recent years to be named The drafted players will probably Weak passing plagued the Hawks to the West Division All-Star team. be contacted by their respective in the third game. A narrow 4-3 The rest of the team is made of Scott teams in the near future. Expect Western advantage was blown up to Murphy, Scott Shantz and Wally some of them back in a Golden an 11-3 lead on three service pos- Hayes of Waterloo and Peter Siksna Hawk uniform next year, if they fail sessions. and Paul Husson of Western. Scott to make the 'big' team. Persistent Hawk attacking nar- Lee came out on top of the team's Dave Kohler Draft Notes: First player selected rowed the score to 12-9 and a come- effectiveness rating, followed by was University of British Columbia's each. In all 25 players were selected back was a possibility. However, Larry Rourke and Steve Moffat. Leo Groenewegen, an offensive from the Ontario University Athletic Western sealed their participation in The Toronto Star goofed in tackle. Laurier was fourth in total Association. The most popular the finals with an Aaro Tonnis serve reporting a Laurier victory over number of players drafted with five. position at the CFL draft was for a 15-10 victory to take the Western in the semis and listed a ÜBC and the University of Western offensive linemen with 25 O-lineman evening's action. Waterloo-Laurier final. It's the Vcron Stiliadis Ontario tied for first with seven being chosen. On the statistical side, Steve thought that counts. Referee beats Hawks? By Scott MacDonald from defenseman Brad Sparkes at 14:05 also beat Bishop to give Laurier its first lead of the "The official was the key factor in the game. outcome of this game". The Hawks would not hold the lead, how- I THREE TOPPINGS I Those were the words of Laurier head ever, as the Warriors applied steady pressure coach Wayne Gowing following a heart- throughout the third period, and the Hawks breaking 4-3 loss to cross-town rival Waterloo continued to run into penalty trouble. Warriors, last Sunday in the frozen confines Waterloo was given another questionable FREE! of the Columbia Icefield. five-on-three advantage early in the period, Horrendous officiation overshadowed an this time for thirty-six seconds, as defenceman otherwise fast, physical game that saw the Greg Sliz was penalized for cross-checking. An Early Week Special at Just imagine all those yummy Dave Warriors erase the Hawks' one-goal lead and Aitchison, Paul Gehl and Eric Calder Pizza Hut® on Monday and toppings — from pepperoni to capture a slim victory. did an excellent job of killing the two-man Tuesday only, from 4PM to pineapple —smothered in hot The Waterloo attack was spurred by advantage, with help from several big saves three close. Applies to dine-in or drippy cheese! Start with any power play goals. Not suprisingly, Warrior by Hawk goalie Chris Luscombe. The carry-out on any size — three-topping Pan Pizza for the assistant coach Kevin Fitzpatrick did not find Warriors eventually prevailed during the one- or — basic much fault with the official "It wasn't too bad; man advantage when Linesman's slapshot small, medium large price of a cheese pizza of he called a lot of penalties early, to calm things was deflected by Dan Tsandelis to tie the Pan Pizza. Not valid in com- the same size. . . but don't stop down. It could've been worse," said score at the 7:12 mark. bination with any other Pizza there! Pile on four, five or more Fitzpatrick. Waterloo continued to press the Hawks, Hut® offer. delicious toppings and still get First period action was knock'em down, and were rewarded with the winner with less three FREE! Or go wild with drag'em out hockey with no fewer than fifteen than seven minutes to play in the game. our ultimate nine-topping Super penalties. Excellent goaltending at both ends Warrior defenseman Tom Allen made a long Supreme for the price of a six- kept the game scoreless until late in the rush before letting a shot go on net; the topping Supreme. Now that's period. rebound came right to Glover who easily beat PIZZB - ooey-gooey good! Luscombe for his goal of the after- Then was by second Laurier's Bob Dean victimized noon. a given a hooking Waterloo dive. Dean was With 1:25 remaining in the game, Laurier penalty that gave Waterloo a five-on-three pulled their goalie and applied excellent 91 University Ave. E Waterloo advantage for over a minute and a half. pressure in the Warrior zone, but could not took no time in capitalizing, as Waterloo put the puck in the net, and the gamefinished puck the Steve Linseman dug the out of as a 4-3 Waterloo victory. and centred a pass for linemate Chris corner The win assured the Warriors of home-ice Glover. Glover deflected the pass through a advantage in the first round of the playoffs. crowd and into the Hawk net at 14:09. The Hawks finished fifth and these two teams Despite some heavy pressure by Laurier on will meet in the first round of the playoffs. a late power play, Waterloo held on to their Neither coach would commit himself to 1-0 lead until the end of the period. predict the outcome. "Emotion plays a big Rough play continued in the second period. part, it will be a tough series for anybody," At the 8:58 mark Tim Fedy banged home said Waterloo's Fitzpatrick. Gowing could Greg Puhalski's rebound to even the score at only say, "We would like to beat them, but I one goal apiece. really don't know where this team (Laurier) is A second Warrior power play goal at the coming from. It will take an outstanding halfway point of the period, however, restored effort." Waterloo's one goal lead. Either way, the series promises to be a Solid pressure late in the period resulted in tough, exciting one. Game one was last night two Laurier goals. Joe Hrysko fired a wicked at the Columbia Icefield. Game two is this slapshot up high on Waterloo goalie Mike Saturday at 7:00 p.m. at the Barn. Plenty of Bishop, to tie the score at two. fan support is necessary to outnumber those I Less than two minutes later, a low slapshot obnoxious Waterloo fans. See you there. THE CORD WEEKLY 26 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1987 SPORTS Team improves step by step, year by year

By Serge Grenier The Hawks were able to distance led 10-8 and 14-12 until the Hawks positive influence on her teammates. McMaster-Guelph and Waterloo- themselves more from the Mustangs regrouped to tie it at 14-14. The Floats and Serves: Allison iWindsor. Look for a McMaster- To paraphrase Huey Lewis, step in the second game. The game Hawks then took their first lead of McGee's performance against iWaterloo final. Recruiting for next year, according to by step, year by year, they're reached its conclusion when at 11-5 the fourth game at 15-14 with Western earned her Athlete-of-the- Coach Leach, is climbing the division ladder. Laurier Allison McGee received the MacNeil serving. After trading Week honours, her third since she going very well and there should be January. good battles for Coming off a 2-10 record last serve and led a four-point assault to serves, the service returned to began playing in First some spots on next year, the Laurier women's volleyball take a 2-0 lead in the match. Laurier's Cathy Hall who set up a round playoff matchups are year's team. team finished this season with a 6-6 The Mustangs came on very Laurier point to win it 16-14and take record, thanks to a 3-1 victory over strong in the third game, improving the evening's action. the Western Ontario Mustangs on especially their previously suspect Statistically, Allison McGee led February 12. blocking. At 3-0 Western, the the Lady Hawks in kills with 21. stoned They first two games 15- Curlers won the ■Mustangs were given the serve and Ruth MacNeil had 16 smashes and and lost the third 15-6 and univer- 11 15-5, scored seven straight to take a Sue Kipfer had 10 in her last By Anna Muselius and five losses. won 16-14. the fourth Theirrecord is massive 10-0lead. The Hawks fought sity game. On Friday in their first game good enough for a tie for fourth pleased back, with McGeeand Ruth MacNeil Coach Cookie Leach was On February 6 and 7 the men's against Windsor, things started off place with Guelph but the Gryphons performance against leading the attack, to make it as with her team's and women's curling teams went to well. Windsor quit early, conceding get into the playoffs as they won the close as 124. The game, however, Western. "We're playing our best Kingston for the OUAA and OWIAA victory to Laurier. Things began to season series over Laurier 2-0. was to be Western's as they were ball of the year right now," she Curling Championships. fall apart in the next game though, The Hawks began the first game a young that victorious 15-6. commented. It is team Unfortunately, the results weren't with Laurier losing to Toronto. strongly, grabbing an early 8-2 lead, as year went The fourth game provided the improved the on with quite what was expected. As Brenda The third gameagainst UW was a the team's old nemesis, service action the improvements the squad's but best and closest of in Kenefick,a member of the women's , must-win situation. Laurier, how- reception, entered the game as the of link, service reception. evening. The Laurier let-down the weakest team, was a disappointing ever, lost. off the same said "it Mustangs tied it at 8-8 third game lingered, allowing Coach Leach was also pleased at weekend." On Saturday, the losing streak server. Western to seize an early 4-0 lead. the performance of the retiring Both teams placed fourth in the continued, as Queen's toppled the It extremely tight until really remained The Hawks returned to the form of Kipfer against Western. "She overall standings. WLU team. In the fifth and final Patti Smith got the serve at 12-11 defence," she said, the first two games, though, and tied improved on her The women were topped by game however, the women made a Laurier a three-point Laurier adding that type and led it at 7-7. it was her usual of Queen's, University of Waterloo, concerted effort and blew Western drive to win first. blocking, play and the Western, led by strong performance, with solid a and Western; in that order. They off the board. finished the bonspiel with two wins The men also placed fourth with Western, U of T and UW placing in the top three. Even though they had a 1-4 record "all our games were really close," said team member Dave Holle. "In our game against Western, they beat us on the last rock." Both groups of curlers were disap- pointed with their performance. No one really seems to know why they lost, after having had such a strong season. Both teams did make it to the Ontario finals but as someone was heard to mutter "what a time to pick to have a bad weekend."

-< | • ••' Successful season i_ ski By Kimberly ' Gowing ""w $^Hli skiing their way through - %/y W After the Jo^Hrailr four-weekend season, the Laurier ski team ran their final two races last Thursday and Friday. The slalom final was held at Blue Mountain on Mogul Alley. The defending champions, the Laurier men's team failed to maintain their previous standing due to stronger competition from McMaster and \flSSv- Western. They ended the season with a third-place finish in the slalom. Individual results were: Darin

— Thompson — 14th,Rob Crocker

16th, Brian Smith — 22nd and Chris

Bradley — 27th. EVEN GRADUATION, The women's team did not do as well with a fifth-place finish in the slalom championship. The women's YOU COULDBEGIN USING results were as follows: Jackie Dolling — 23rd, Lisa Odoni — 24th,

Michele Toohey — 32nd and Jill

THE AMEMCAN EXPRESS CARD Hockin — 36th. The giant slalom championship was held the next day at Georgian Peaks. The course was extremely fast with several bumps, causing many of the racers to fail to finish. The Laurier women placed fourth and the men fifth. Individual results for the women were: Michele

— Toohey — 7th, Jackie Dolling

10th, Jill Hockin — 22nd and Lisa

Odoni — 26th. The men's finishes

were: Brian Smith — 14th, Peter

— Ardil — 18th, Darin Thompson

21st, Rob Crocker — 25th, Chris

— Bradley, — 28th and ChrisFraitin 32nd. Overall results for the season saw the women's team finish fourth and the men ending up in third. Overall results consist of the giant slalom and slalom results combined to give the final placing. Combined women's and men's results put Laurier in a very respectable fourth place. THE CORD WEEKLY SPORTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26,1987 27

OUAA Hockey Scoreboard OWIAA Volleyball-West Standings Standings GP W L T F A PTS GP W L T F A PTS Western 24 20 2 2 151 58 42 Results McMaster 10 9 1 0 29 3 18 York 24 19 2 3 133 68 41 Windsor 11 9 2 0 29 9 18 Toronto 24 17 5 2 141 70 36 Guelph 54, Brock 46 Waterloo 10 7 3 0 22 14 14 Waterloo 24 16 4 4 114 70 36 McMaster 59, LAURIER 48 lAURIER 11 5 6 0 17 22 10 LAURIER 24 14 6 4 132 86 32 Brock 66, Waterloo 49 Guelph 10 5 5 0 15 20 10 Windsor 24 9 9 6 107 109 24 McMaster 55, Windsor 45 Western 10 1 9 0 10 28 2 McMaster 24 8 13 3 84 98 19 Western 63, Guelph 59 Brock 10 0 10 0 4 30 0 Guelph 24 8 14 2 92 137 18 Brock 51, McMaster 44 Brock 24 8 15 1 95 124 17 Waterloo 59, Windsor 54 RMC 24 6 17 1 105 153 13 Results Queen's 24 4 15 5 81 141 13 Ryerson 24 3 18 3 78 151 9 OUAA Basketball-West Waterloo 3, Western 2 Windsor 3, Guelph 0 Standings Windsor 3, Brock 0 Results GP W L T F A PTS York 4, Toronto 2 Brock 12 8 4 0 986 942 16 Western 5, LAURIER 1 Western 12 7 5 0 960 870 14 Windsor 8, Brock 3 McMaster 12 7 5 0 890 827 14 Queen's 4, Ryerson 2 Waterloo 12 7 5 0 918 861 14 RMC 7, Ryerson 4 Windsor 12 6 6 0 103 105 12 York 6, Laurentian 4 Guelph 12 6 6 0 827 883 12 Guelph 3, Queen's 3 LAURIER 12 1 11 0 800 977 2 quiz answers Toronto 10, Windsor 2 NHL ■ Western 6, McMaster 3 1. Bruce Michnick D.D.S. RMC 11, Guelph 3 Results 2. 11,469 at Toronto Waterloo 4, LAURIER 3 3. Bobby Clarke York 5, Laurentian 3 Brock 93, Guelph 83 4. a) $500 Ryerson LAURIER Toronto 6, 1 McMaster 75, 68 5. Bernie Wolfe, Washington Western 9, Windsor 1 Waterloo 93, Windsor 73 Guelph 6, McMaster 5 Brock 84, LAURIER 53 6. a) 6 York 4, Waterloo 3 Western 88, Guelph 52 7. Toronto Maple Leafs 2, New York Rangers 1 on April 6, 1940, Western 8, Brock 0 McMaster 85, Windsor 73 in Toronto Windsor 8, Brock 4 Brock 93, Windsor 87 8. Ron Schock Guelph 7, Laurentian 5 Waterloo 64, McMaster 59 9. Zip: 60612/ Phone: 1-312-733-5300 Windsor 1, McMaster 1 Western 90, LAURIER 64 10. Ray Bruce McMaster 5, Ryerson 2 Western 107, Windsor 92 11. 10 minutes LAURIER 7, Laurentian 5 Guelph 60, LAURIER 45 12. d) Brock 90, Waterloo 78 1968 OWIAA Basketball-West OUAA Volleyball-West Scoring: Standings

GP W L T F A PTS Standings 0-25 ... You are from Neptune GP W L T F A PTS 25-50 ... You played as a child 12 10 2 0 649 593 20 McMaster 50-75 ... Potential commentator alongside Dave Hodge LAURIER 12 8 4 0 712 651 16 Waterloo 10 9 1 0 28 6 18 75-100 ... Awesome Brock 12 8 4 0 675 649 16 Western 10 8 2 0 26 11 16 Waterloo 12 6 6 0 652 639 12 LAURIER 10 7 3 0 22 18 14 Western 12 4 8 0 609 662 8 Guelph 10 4 6 0 20 23 8 Windsor 12 3 9 0 651 701 6 Brock 10 1 9 0 11 28 2 Guelph 12 3 9 0 631 684 6 McMaster 10 1 9 0 7 28 2 'Stangs win 5-1 WilfridLaurier Grads By Scoop Furlong The Western Mustangs demon- strated their excellence on the ice prior to Reading Week with a You've come a long way. convincing 5-1 win over the hockey Hawks. Western was full value for their win. They outplayed Laurier in all Now go facets of the game, especially the the distance. in skating department. Laurier for- wards failed to slow down the fleet- (416) you're pursuing a career in finance, coupon below. Or call 593-1103. footed 'Stangs which resulted in a If look into the advantages of becom- (Toll free 1-800-268-8022.) very congested defensive zone in ing a Certified General Accountant. addition to Western goals. In industry, governmentand Western skated to a 2-0 first period lead commerce, the demand for CGAs is | NAme and outshot the Hawks growing. Thaf s why membership 17-8. Laurier played better by over 70% in last aijdress in the has increased the I I second period but Western still five years. outscored Laurier 2-1 to take a 4-1 As a CGA, you'll receive computer . — i lead into the third period. integrated training - a pre-requisite j university Laurier was pressing but at the for tomorrow's successful managers. | I 3:46 mark, Tom Mizuk picked up a Mail to:Certfied GeneralAccountants Association of rebound and wristed the puck by You'll attain your3 designationas you . Avenue, Floor, Toronto, , ,_= .*• i Ontario, 480 University 4th goaltender Chris to give work in an accounting position. , Ontario, msg ivz Luscombe I a Relevant courses will earn Western 3-0 lead. university The Hawks continued to press I| 6) Certified I| you advanced credit standing. and at the 11:21 mark Paul Gehl Become a member of Canada's i General Accountants snapped a wrist shot off of, and by, fastest growing body of professional CGA Association of Ontario Mustang goaltender Tim accountants. To learn how, return the I 1 McCullough. It looked as if Laurier was making a comeback, but just 10 seconds later, Western's top gun Mike Tomlak tipped a point shot through Luscombe's legs. All hopes of a comeback were lost. The third period was long and arduous as Laurier took out their frustrations on Western by both legal and illegal means. David Carreiro closed out the scoring with a powerplay goal at the 13:24 mark of the third period. Less than a minute later, fisticuffs erupted which resulted in six Mustangs and five Hawks being ejected. Western outshot Laurier 31-22. THE CORD WEEKLY 28 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1987 iFLUFFVS PIZZA & PASTA PLACFi I 170 University Ave. W. I | We Deliver! 746-1220 I

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