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Speedboat Pirates Raid Thai Tanker Ad- Phukana Eye front K. Ann Volume 15 Issue 18 News Desk - Tel: 076-236555May 3 - 9, 2008 Daily news at www.phuketgazette.net 25 Baht The Gazette is published in association with Bogus cop Speedboat pirates busted in extortion IN THIS ISSUE raid Thai tanker NEWS: Phuket star wins tal- By Janyaporn Morel case ent show; Cat burglar caught. Pages 2 & 3 CAPE PANWA: A fuel tanker By Pathomporn Kaenkrachang on its way to Phuket was INSIDE STORY: Taking you on boarded by six masked men in CHALONG: In the second crime a murder mystery tour of the Singapore Straight early of its type reported in less than a Phuket. Pages 4 & 5 morning on April 25. The pirates month, police arrested a Thai man AROUND THE NATION: Teacher made off with more than half-a- for impersonating a police officer trades grades for favors. million baht in goods stolen from in a bid to extort money from a Page 7 the vessel and its crew. construction project employing News of the incident was re- unregistered Burmese workers. AROUND THE REGION: Koh Pha-ngan holds debut film ported to the Phuket City Police Pol Capt Arthid Sue-satta- fest. Page 8 soon after the tanker, Patara Varin bongkot of Phuket Provincial Spe- 2, reached the Phuket Deep Sea cial Branch (Santiban) Police told AROUND THE SOUTH: Doctor Port at about 10 am on April 27. the Gazette that construction fore- arrested while performing According to Rear-Admi- man Santi Nasang, who is over- abortion. Page 9 ral Supot Pruksa of the Third seeing a project off Soi Palai in AROUND THE ISLAND: Commu- Naval Area Command, Patara Chalong, on April 23 informed the nity center offers new hope for Varin 2 was on April 21 ordered Phuket Special Branch Police that ailing area. Page 10 to transport Jet A-1 fuel from the a man identifying himself only as ARC oil refinery at the Mabtaput “Chai” had earlier that day ap- AFTER DARK: Cut Killer brings Industrial Estate in Rayong to the peared at the construction site. the revolution to Phuket. PTT oil storage facility at the Chai told K. Santi that he Page 12 Phuket Deep Sea Port at Cape had been sent there by Pol Sen PEOPLE: Who’s your monkey- Panwa. Sgt Maj Karoon (no last name daddy? Pages 14 & 15 After loading the fuel at provided) of Phuket Special 5:30 pm that day, Capt Pinit Branch Police to collect 8,000 SPORTS: ACYC results; Pearl Rattanaphan reported engine baht in return for not reporting Bowl reopens; Flying Fish trouble and spent the night Fully-laden with jet fuel, the pirates found the Patara Varin 2 (pictured) the illegal workers. ready for race meet; Chen moored at Mabtaput while re- a tempting target and easy to board. After K. Santi reported the wins Senior Masters. pairs were carried out. Photo courtesy of Phuket Marine Police incident, a team of Phuket Spe- Pages 34 & 35 Patara Varin 2 finally left When he turned to look, he ered by twin 300hp outboards. cial Branch Police, led by Capt PROPERTY: Decor; Construc- Mabtaput at 4:45 am on April 22, saw ship mechanic Jaras Srimart There were no injuries re- Arthid, gave K. Santi 5,000 baht tion Update: Blue Hill condos; scheduled to arrive in Phuket handcuffed and being led onto the ported. and set up a sting operation to Property Watch; Gardening: about 7 am on April 27, after mak- bridge at knife- and gun-point by Capt Pinit reported that the nab the extortionist. What is Bert going on about? ing the long voyage around two masked men. incident took place at coordi- On April 24, Chai drove his Pages 37-42 Singapore and up to Phuket. After throttling down the nates 01° 31.5' N, 104° 24.4' E car to K. Santi’s house, where Just after midnight, in the engines at the pirates’ orders, while the ship was cruising at 11 police recorded the exchange of PLUS early hours of April 25, Capt Pinit Capt Pinit was also handcuffed knots. money as evidence in the case had relieved his deputy of com- – along with three other crew The entire operation lasted before placing Chai under arrest. QUEER N EWS 6; HAPPENINGS 16; mand as the vessel began to en- members who in turn came onto 45 minutes, during which the pi- The subsequent investiga- LARGER THAN LIFE 17; LIFESTYLE ter the busy shipping lanes in the the bridge to see why the engines rates made off with valuables tion identified the extortionist as 18 & 19; SPA MAGIC 20; Singapore Strait. had slowed. estimated at 597,700 baht. Tanakorn Kueakoon, 28, of 17 WHAT’S ON 21; TAKE A BREAK While he was writing a se- The six pirates soon had Among the stolen items Pattana Rd, Phuket City. He has 23 & 24; GRAY AREA 26; curity report, he heard a hatch the full 13-member crew in cuffs were cash, gold, 13 mobile been involved in successful extor- BOOKS, THAI 101 27; EDITO- open. He presumed it to be crew and began searching every cabin phones, four notebook comput- tion attempts at workers’ camps RIAL, LETTERS 28; GOVERNOR’S member Rattasart Intima return- for valuables while two more pi- ers, two wristwatches and a CD in the past, Capt Arthid said. LETTER, ISSUES & ANSWERS 29; ing to the bridge after a trip to rates waited alongside the player. Tanakorn , now in Phuket AMBROSIA, HOROSCOPES 30; the head, and thought little of it. tanker. The pirates communicated Provincial Prison, has been COMPUTERS 31; BUSINESS AND A few minutes later, he The pirates soon disem- among themselves in Indone- charged with extortion, but not MONEY 32 & 33; CLASSIFIEDS heard someone call out “Captain” barked, racing into the darkness sian, Capt Pinit wrote in his re- with impersonating a police of- 43-55. in English. in their 20-foot speedboats, pow- port. ficer. 2 PHUKET GAZETTE NEWS May 3 - 9, 2008 Samak says New OrBorJor council awaits approval Phuket needs By Natcha Yuttaworawit take office and convene the new provincial pendent candidates among the winners. Turn- council. out was 64.3% of Krabi’s 269,568 eligible urgent PHUKET CITY: Unconfirmed results Confirmation of the election results is voters. from the Phuket Administration Organization expected to be announced before May 20. In Phang Nga, 51 candidates ran for 24 ‘rehabilitation’ (OrBorJor) elections held on April 20 saw Of the independent candidates running regular council seats, with Ruam Pattana the upstart Khon Baan Rao party, led by for seats, the only winner was Sommit Suebsit, candidates winning 13 seats. Other winners BANGKOK (Nation): Prime former senator Paiboon Upatising, sweep into who ran in Thalang District 4, which covers included 10 independent candidates and one Minister Samak Sundaravej said power by winning seats in 16 of 24 voting most of Cherng Talay. member of Thai Muang Pattana. on his weekly Sunday morning precincts in Phuket. In Krabi, incumbent OrBorJor Presi- The election for Phang Nga OrBorJor radio show on April 27 that Seven candidates running under the dent and Rak Krabi leader Somsak Kittithorn president will be held next year, after the term Phuket needs urgent “rehabilita- Democrat Party banner also won seats, along garnered 96,779 votes to beat Democrat Party of current president Bamroong Piyanam- tion” and development projects. with one independent candidate. challenger and former MP Sasetthasit vanich ends. The prime minister said he All of the official results as tabulated Sitthomon, who received 61,182 votes. Overall, 41 OrBorJor elections took had received direct complaints by the Phuket Election Committee still re- Rak Krabi retained a solid majority in place on April 20. None of the results have from local businessmen that the quire final approval by the Election Com- the 24-seat assembly, winning 19 seats to just been confirmed by the Election Commission central government had not done mission in Bangkok before the winners can five for the Democrats. There were no inde- in Bangkok. enough to “rehabilitate” the prov- ince, which has been “exploited” for tourism. Digital The prime minister said he would soon hold a meeting with Phuket girl wins Gazette enters government agencies to consider development projects for the province. ‘fast lane’ One of the projects pro- posed by the local businessmen, PHUKET: Readers of the Digi- TV talent quest tal Gazette can now enjoy much he said, is to draw water from the Chieo Lan Reservoir in Surat faster download and handling Thani and pipe it to Phuket. By Natcha Yuttaworawit speeds as a result of enhance- ments to the system used in de- PHUKET: Phuket teenager livering the product. Mobile clinic for Wichayanee “Nong Kam” Pea- The publishers announced Thai passports grin on April 27 became the first on April 29 that it is no longer nec- female contestant to win The essary to use the Digital Gazette PHUKET CITY: The Consular Star contest, the wildly popular Browser. Existing subscribers Affairs department of the Thai Thai TV equivalent of American can simply uninstall it. Sign-up, Ministry of Foreign Affairs will Idol. download and file response hold a mobile service center for The final round of competi- speeds have been “increased by Thai nationals to apply for “E- tion, televised nationally on Chan- at least 30%” they say. Subscrib- passports” in Phuket City from nel 9, was held April 27 at the full- ers can access the Digital Ga- May 12 to 23. to-capacity Hua Mark Indoor zette from anywhere in the world The service center, in the Stadium in Bangkok.
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