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December 9, 1999 www.jsu.edu/chanticleer Volume 18, Issue 13 , !...... ---- ...... ,..-Po 2j Athletics WORLD Director NEWS resigns From JSU Sports Information A 7th-grader at Fort Gibson Middle School in Fort Gibson. Will Y2K put us at the threshold of a new millennium, or throw us back to the dark ages of 1900? Jacksonville State University Okla., is in custody after allegedly Athletic Director Joe Davidson opening fire on a group of stu- recently announced that he would dents Monday morning. Four stu- resign his position, effective Jan. dents were wounded and another 3, 2000. has bumps and bruises. "I've enjoyed the time that I've Two of the 12 students who were spent working at Jacksonville killed in the collapse of the Texas State University," Davidson said. A&M University bonfire were "They have a fine staff that has found to be legally drunk. The been great to work with." findings have prompted an inves- "At this point in my career, I am tigation by the state Alcoholic planning on getting out of college Beverage Commission. athletics and try a new path in my President Fidel Castro demand- life," said Davidson. ed that the United States return a Davidson joined the JSU staff on boy rescued at sea to his father in March 1, 1998, after spending 14 Cuba. years as either an Assistant or Police in Lahore, Pakistan, arc Associate Athletic Director at the searching for a man who sent University of Alabama in them a letter claiming he killed Birmingham. 100 children. In the letter, a man During his tenure at JSU, who called himself Javed Iqbal Davidson was responsible for the said he sexually assaulted the 10C Will the stroke of midnight this New Year's Eve bring martial law to the cities of the United States? Or will harmony ring in the next 1000 years? hiring of second year basketball children before killing them. By Adam Smith turn over to the year 2000, comput- tions about possible failures related Ten people were killed in coach Mark Turgeon and more Managing Editor ers would read the date as 1900 to Y2K. The site reports "service recently, the naming of Jack Zernograd, Russia, when a section instead. However, since the discov- interruptions related to Year 2000 of an apartment house collapsed Crowe as head football coach. As a new millennium approaches, ery of the problem companies have are unlikely." The website also says Saturday afternoon. "Under the leadership of Dr. A search through Swiss banks experts in Calhoun County are been working diligently to fix any that if interruptions occur, they will (Bill) Meehan, I know that JSU turned up 54,000 unclaimed doing their part to ensure a smooth possible problems. "be isolated and short in duration, will continue to excel not only in accounts that may have belonged transition. Utilities companies in Calhoun similar to a loss during a thunder- athletics, but in all areas," to Holocaust victims, an interna- The Y2K problem is a concern for County are ready for the challenge, storm." Davidson said. A search for a new tional panel concluded Monday. many because of the possible fail- and supposedly, will have no, prob- The site also goes on to say that athletic director will begin imme- diately, according to Dr. Meehan. A former Rwandan militia leadex ure of many systems people rely on lems for the New Year. The the Southern Company has been Debby Bishop, an associate ath- was convicted Monday of geno- due to a computer glitch. The prob- Southern Company, which owns working hard to update all comput- cide and crimes by a U.N. court. letic director at JSU, will be named lem was discovered when computer Alabama Power, is sponsoring a er systems at each of the power He was sentenced to life in prison. acting athletic director until a A Huntsville, Ala., man inad- experts realized that when clocks website designed to answer ques- replacement is named. Please see Y2K, page 4 vertenly ran over and killed his own mother in a holiday parade Sunday night. Allegedly, the Georgia students cross the line, woman stepped between the back 1 Nonh Pole of the truck and the front of a float turn their back on HOPE for JSU her son was pulling with his pick- up truck to speak to someone Bv Don Killingsworth the state of Georgia. sends cold when her son pulled away. Amanda Mitchell What effect has HOPE had on the Guesd Writers number of freshmen from Georgia enrolling at JSU and exactly how How hopeless has JSU enrollment many Georgia graduates have INSIDE become since the introduction of the decided to be "HOPE-less?" *NEWS* HOPE Scholarship in Georgia? In 1992, a total of 174 freshmen More changes for JSU athletics. For many years students from from Georgia enrolled at JSU, *RED HERRING* Georgia have crossed the border according to a study. By 1999, that What will the 2K box ofice hold? into Alabama to attend JSU. In number had dropped to 129. *TOWN CRIER* 1992, Georgia began awarding its Although a decline is apparent, the graduating high school seniors who change in number of Georgia fresh- / holiday- The Chanticleer speaks. maintained a B-average the HOPE men has been cyclical. The yqar Jacksonville children let their excitement for the holidays *WEEK IN SPORTS* beat down the chilling weather as they looked intently for a Scholarship requiring the students 1992 was the year of highest enroll little, round man with a white beard wearing a red suit. JSU hoops infull swing. parade attend a college or university within Please see HOPE-less, page 3 Page 2 December 9, 1999 THE CHANTICLEER

11 The Campus Crime Docket is never, and will never be, 11 edited unless an incident report involves a minor. Free HIV testing: Nursing Center Clinic. Tests done the last Items in the Campus Crime Docket are obtained from inci- Friday of each month. Testing done by a representative of the dent and arrest reports at the JSU Police Department. Alabama Department of Public Health. For more information, JSU students have the right to view these public records. call 782-5432. If any information is incorrect, please contact us at 782- Students who have lost or accidentally thrown away their 5701 or call the JSU Police Department at 782-5050. student handbook: not to worry, most of your questions can 1 I1 probably be answered on JSU's website. For a complete hand- 11 12-1-99: Andre Green, of Jacksonville, Ala., reported tres- 11 book visit www.jsu.eduldeparthandbook/ . passing to JSUPD occurring at Dixon Hall. Emotional Development Study: Have a child between eight- 12-1-99: John William Dodson, of Jacksonville, Ma., take a break months and 30-months-old? JSU's Center for Child reported theft of property to JSUPD occurring in the lobby Development needs you for a study on emotional development of Dixon Hall. in infants. Call Sherri Restauri (492-0927, e-mail--- 12-3-99: Kunte Kinte Welch, of Talledega, Ala., was [email protected]) or Jennifer Benefield (435-9997, e-mail--- arrested on charges of theft of services by JSUPD.' [email protected]). 12-5-99: JSUPD reported assault occurring outside the Need your Flu shot? The student health center is giving Flu Kappa Sigma fraternity house. shpts. The cost is $10 available to JSU students and employees 12-5-99: Justin Vice, of Jacksonville, Ala., reported crimi- only. Shots will be given Monday and Wednesday afternoons nal mischief to JSUPD occurring at the Kappa Sigma frater- Bv Buffy Smith JSU News Bureau between 1:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. and Friday mornings between nity house. 8:30 a.m. and 11 a.m. Please call for appointments and remem- 12-6-99: Melissa Carol Jones, of Lithia Springs, Ga., reported burglary to JSUPD occurring at College Apts. ber your JSU ID card. Finals Week means one thing to all Applications for JSU Peer Counselor will be available in 12-6-99: Kimberly P. Wright, of Jacksonville, Ala., report- JSU students -stress! So the SGA is ed harassing communications to JSUPD occurring between Room 201 of Bibb Graves. All applicants must have a 2.25 12- 1-99 and 12-2-99. hosting a study break on Thursday GPA and must have at least 24 semester hours. Applications are 12-7-99: Derdre Michelle Thomas, of Florence, Ala., night to give students a chance to due Friday, Dec. 10. For more information contact Eric reported theft of property to JSUPD occurring at Sparkman unwind from the pressures of studying. McCulley at ext. 5278 or mcculley @jsucc.jsu.edu. Hall. JSU President Bill Meehan and other Dauphin Island Sea Lab: All students wishing to take Marine administrators and faculty members Biology or Marine GeologyIGeography courses at Dauphin II Island Sea Lab during Summer 2000 may now register. Please I fear no editor !" will serve breakfast foods at Jack see Dr. Romano, Room 202, Ayers Hall or call at 782-5038. All I I1 Hopper Dining Hall from 10 p.m. until Dauphin Island Sea Lab courses are listed in the Spring 2000 12 ,a.m. For only $3, students can enjoy bulletin on page 29. bacon, eggs, sausage, grits, biscuits, New Directions offers counseling to students at JSU. New gravy, waffles and more. Students with Directions is a Counseling/Prevention program that serves the a meal plan eat for free. students of JSU. The program has a three-fold purpose : 1) To While enjoying their meal, students provide counseling services to any student that needs a mental health issue addressed; 2) To help promote and provide the cam- can participate in, or just be entertained pus prevention programs; 3) To help educate the JSU communi- by, live karaoke. ty through educational classes and programs. If you have any "During finals week, students need a questions concerning: alcohol, drugs, anxiety, stress or simply break from studying," said SGA coping with college life you can contact Ricky Naugher of New President Don Killingsworth. "It's a Directions at 782-5815 or find them in Room 146 of Daugette time for them to relax and take a break Hall. from studying." The JSU Clarinet Choir will give a performance Friday, Dec. For further information on the study 10 at 7 p.m. in Mason Hall's Performance Center. The perfor- The Holy Gmil of mance is free and open to the public, the concert will include break, contact the Office of Student works by Telefnann, Templetori, Uhl, W.C. Handy and Schickele. coIIeqe jouPnaIisrn Activities at 782-5491.

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from front page, HOPE-less lies in what can be considered metro cross the border these days to attend Atlanta. Schools attract more stu- JSU now that there is HOPE, though ment, followed by 1996 and 1999. dents with financial aid, special aca- some do turn their back on the Mike Bobo Joins All other years' enrollments fall demic programs such as assistance scholarship, according to the study. below the expected attendance of for students with disabilities, well A combination of factors influences 118 students. equipped laboratories and extra-cur- a student's decision as to which col- Based on consistent enrollment of ricular activities including a march- lege to attend, and further research students from certain Georgia coun- ing band, athletics such as football must be completed to find out what JSU Football Staff and Greek life, according to a sur- JSU is doing to pull these students ties, twenty were chosen for analy- sis of students attending JSU. Of vey. Such programs may entice stu- from Georgia. In years to come, if ly of outstanding coaches," the twenty counties, six have fallen dents to give up HOPE and attend JSU discovers what brings these JSU. students here, the campus may UGA star said Crowe. "At a young short of expected enrollment, 13 - have remained consistent with Not as many Georgia students become increasingly "HOPE-less." a ua rt e rbac k age, he will provide a-lot of expectations and only one has sur- leadership for our players passed its expected enrollment, joins the and continue toward the Dekalb County, according to the G am ecoc ks development of our offen- study. Despite the Hope sive strategy." Scholarship pulling the students to offensive Bobo, 25, led the Bulldogs stay in Georgia, an increased num- to a 10-2 record as a senior ber of this county's students are still coaching coming. and was named the Most A reason for the "below expected" team Valuable Player after enrollment in these counties could From Sports Information Georgia defeated Wisconsin be the action by the Alabama gov- in the Outback Bowl. He is ernment which pulled these counties state ranked second all-time in from the list of "border counties." Jacksonville This action forced students from University head football Georgia history in yards these counties to pay out-of-state coach Jack crowepassing (6,334), attempts tuition where they had previously announced the addition of (7661, com~letions(445) and been offered in-state .tuition. An ~ik~~~b~ to the ~~~~~~~k touchdowns (38) behind Eric alternative reason may be the rural coaching staff. Zeier. nature of these counties. A govern- Bobo, the Thomasville, ment survey of college students per- Bobo, who played at the formed in 1998 indicated fewer stu- University of Georgia from Ga., native, coached tight ends for the Bulldogs last dents from rural areas explore sec- 1994-97, will coach quarter- ondary education. backs for Jacksonville State. as a graduate assis- Why would Dekalb County resi- "Mike comes from a fami- tant. dents want to come to JSU? Dekalb

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Birmingham 12/09/99 Jay & The Techniques Featuring Jay Proctor--Birmingham Civic Arena 12/10/99 Col. Bruce Hampton & Planet Zambee & Oteil Burbridge-- Zydeco 1211 1/99 Silk--BET Tailgate Performance 12/16/99 Ryan Reardon & The Levee Breakers--Chase I Atlanta By Christopher Lauer 12/09/99 Dave Koz--Tabernacle Assistant Features Editor 12/09/99 Rage Against The Machine-- Philips Arena "...it's for the community and 12/09/99 viperHouse--Smith's Olde Jesus Christ. It's just an outreach Bar type thing to give some of the kids a 12/10/99 Gibb Droll & Kevin Kinney. little more pleasure than they would -Brandyhouse normally have." 1211 1/99 Doc Watson--Variety Neal Estes and his wife have been Playhouse decorating their house, located a 12116-17199 Indigo Girls--Tabernacle mile or so behind Stone Center, for the past 13 years. What started as a present for their grandchildren has grown into an amusement park complete wlth Christmas music, carousels, trains and a Santa work- shop.

The sight of Mr. Estes' yard is I awe-inspiring and leaves the viewer r1n the theaters wondering, along with many other The End of The Affair holiday ponderings, "How fast is Toy Story 2 the little silver disk on their power meter spinning?" Sleepy Hollow "It's all miniature lights and I spent a good bit of money on buying Dec. 10 [ornaments] but as far as the power Duece Bigalow: Male Gigolo and so forth, it doesn't cost much The Green Mile money," said Mr. Estes. Ride With the Devil He admits contemplating the addi- I tion of a donation bucket once, but don't ever turn it off if problems and the majority of those On video now states, in a true holiday parable, were just blocked driveways. there's someone in the "About two days after I 'thought Margaret Bennett, Mr. Estes' neigh- yard." Broken Down Palace about it, this old rattle-trap car bor, says that her and her husband He keeps coffee and Deep Blue Sea pulled up with four or five kids in have never had any real problems cider handy for visitors Entrapment the back. One of them said, 'Daddy, related to the display and says of in the holiday spirit. Inspector Gadget can we get out?' Mr. Estes, "He's so concerned and if "Everybody's welcome 'No I don't think so.' we have any problems, he wants to to come in." CD releases 'Well the sign says we can get be sure it's all right." Mr. Estes usually out.' Mr. Estes' Christmas decorations begins taking down the Guns N' Roses: Live Era '87-'93 'Well it probably costs money.' are far from a nuisance for his decorations on New Q-Tip-Amplified And I heard them; I said, 'NO it neighbors and have even become a Year's Day. "But this Sisqo-Unleash the Dragon doesn't cost nothin' and it won't holiday tradition for the Bennetts. year," he laughs, "we Goodie Mob-World Party ever.'" "It's part of our Thanksgiving tradi- might leave it up on Rakim-The Master Mr. Estes had 3,300 signatures in tion," says Mrs. Bennett. "All my New Year's Day. If his guest book last year. "But," he J-Shin-My Soul, My Life grandkids come for Thanksgiving there is still a world, The Notorious B.1.G.-Born Again says, "I would say that would be a and we have wall to wall chil- you know." quarter of the people that pass dren ...then the big event of the day In closing, Mr. Estes Methods of Mayhem-Methods of through. Because a lot of people is to go over there in the early asked, "Do one thing Mayhem don't even get out of their cars and evening and watch. The kids get so for me: Tell them to Sheryl Crow-Live some that get out don't sign." excited about it and we enjoy it remember Christmas is Cypress Hill-Los Grandes Exitos But some of the ones who have too." Jesus Christ's' birth- signed have been from as far away En Espanol Mr. Estes keeps his ornaments day." ' as Bogota and Wales and mainland Mandy Moore-So Real aglow until 9 p.m. during the week, I will. Mr. Estes. I -- --- l-hank you and Peering through the frosty wlndow at santa's house states as far away as Arizona. and as Christmas grows closer, he will. Juvenile-The G-Code With all the visitors over the years, you can see the jolly old salnt as he relaxes by the will extend the hours until 10, "but I Meny Christmas. Christmas tree Mr. Estes remembers only a' few Page 6 December 9, 1999 THE CHANTICLEER

What have you done this year to get kicked off Santa's 'nice list?'

Allow me to jump on the bandwagon and give i famous ~hrase"If I knew then what I know you my take on the end of days, the turn of the now" could avert major historical repeats of century, a new millennium or whatever else you atrocities such as slavery, religious persecution, may call it and how the human condition is barbarianism, black and women's civil liberty involved. Many have prophesized technologi- infringements, genocide and the use of the cal turmoil at the turn of the clock on New Hardees Star as a vehicle decoration. Year's Eve. Computers are to shut down, sabo- What if we go forward? Does the madness taging the world's water and power supply, in stop? They say, "it will only get worse before turn sabotaging life as we know it for a week or it gets better." If that is so, we are on a contin- two or at least until someone can figure out how uous spiral into worse. When we arrive at the to correct the Y2K glitch. worst, life doesn't get better because we must So what happens when the world as we know then endure a worse than worst. Think about it comes to a screeching halt? Television is that while 'under the influence.' gone. The banks are shut down. Standard com- The greatest trick the devil pulled was Where are those glorious days Gene merce de-evolves to an Oregon Trail trading convincing tnan he didn't exist Roddenberry promised us when man's prime post. Transportation can only go for so long directive is to explore our universe and until we are drawn by horse and buggy again. we survive? Could we survive? mankind is at harmony? I know it sounds very Surgeons operate by oil lamp or flashlight. The I think in an America where society has trekkie in a comic-book-store-management newspaper medium shuts down indefinitely jumped on a skateboard and is steadily and kind of way, but Gene had a vision and built a because everyone's forgotten how Guttenberg more rapidly racing, teetering unsteadily, down dream upon it. Man lived for knowledge in his did it. At least the Amish will be OK. the steep hill of culture and being, a quantum world. Famine, disease and hostility were a ~ What happens to society? Do we riot, loot leap backwards into a realm of simpler times barbaric consequence of ages passed and peace and rape? Is there to be war until the last power couldn't be that bad. was the only means of existence. runs out of available fossil fuels? Where does I've only read about times when husband and At the paranoid threshold of destruction, we a troubled culture turn when it's in trouble? wife were too busy tending crop and livestock need to make a choice as a society to take a Personally, I plan to be moderately prepared. to ensure survival for themselves and their chil- giant bobnd forward or a giant fall back. We I'll have a stocked kitchen, my camping sup- dren to have a mid-life or depressive crisis. have been given an out, an opportunity. plies will come out of the closet and I'll have a There were no random shootings at the sheep Unfortunately we are a race of procrastinators full tank of gas in the car. When the ball drops, auction or church. And their children were too who have sat in our armchairs and sofas while I'll be channel surfing CNN, MSNBC and local preoccupied with educating themselves by can- we poison our minds with someone else's imag- news stations if they are still in operation. But dlelight so they might enrich their minds. ination and are far from improvement. Once I won't become irrational. My friends and I People wanted to learn. There was no worry of again we will passively watch the world as it will play "Red Dawn" until the world is back in hate crimes or getting shot by the poor, dirty, changes us instead of us changing it. Whether order and classes resume. inbred kid named "Boo" with the misfiring it be God, Odin, Allah, Buddha or Fate, what- Operating the machine, now, that will forever musket at the watering hole. At what turn did ever happens New Year's Eve should be accept- rule mankind (a computer) until something else living life get lost in the past 100 years? ed as a beginning instead of an end, a blessing comes along, it's impossible to fathom life Y2K could bring honesty back to America. instead of a sanction and a way of life instead without the luxuries we have become accus- Starting from scratch in this situation is some- of a mode of death. Maybe man will be less tomed to. What would we do if we were thing we all dream of as individuals. The nai've at Y3K. stripped of our aforementioned perks? Would

"I joined The Chanticte~~and ent downhill fmra there," *THE CHANTICLEER December 9, 1999 Page 7 JSU grants honorary doctorate to Rep. Bob Riley Turn of the centurv alaza Bv Dave Sharv movie that pits a college professor against ghosts on Editor campus. Jim Carrey will get dumb and dumber again By Jacksonville News Bureau with a degree in business adminis- with the Farrelly Brothers in "Me, Myself and Irene," tration. The following list was compiled over an exhausting the latest installment of hilarious, toilet humor from the Jacksonville State University will In 1965, at age 20, Riley and his investigative trek into Hollywood that got me thrown comedic team. Carrey will also take on the role of a confer an honorary doctorate on brother began a small business sell- out of many studio lots, offices of top-notch execu- lifetime in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," a big Congressman Bob Riley during fall ing eggs door to door. The small tives, bars, clubs and movie star hot spots. After weeks budget remake of the cartoon classic directed by Ron graduation ceremonies at 6:30 p.m. operation grew to become one of of dedicated work and seven restraining orders, I pre- Howard. on Friday, Dec. 17 in Pete Mathews the largest totally integrated poultry sent to you: The latest edition of "Turn of the Century Steven Spielberg will dazzle us with the prophesized Coliseum. and egg operations in the Southeast. Plaza." top grossing film of 2000 "Embryo: Jurassic Park." Riley, who will deliver the com- Over the past four decades, Riley In the year 2000: Tim Burton will bring us "X: The Along with two other projects that are virtually mencement address, was elected to has been involved in a variety of Man with the X-Ray Eyes." Arnold Schwarzenegger unknown, Spielberg will be directing Tom Cruise in the United States House of successful businesses. Currently, he returns to sci-fi in "The Sixth Day," a movie about a "Minority Report," a film about a cop of the future who- Representatives for the Third owns a trucking company in man stumbling into a clone of himself and then into a is able to arrest criminals before they actually commit District of Ashland. Riley plot of clones taking over the earth. the crime. Alabama on has also owned M. Night Shyamalan will Clint Eastwood directs November 5, a car dealer- be directing somewhat of a himself, Tommy Lee 1996, at age 52. ship, grocery reunion movie. He and Jones and James As a business- store, a local Bruce Willis will team up Cromwell in "Space man for more pharmacy, and again, the combo made Cowboys," about three than 30 years, has been a cat- "The Sixth Sense" a hit, in retired Air Force pilots this was his tleman for 25 Shyamalan's supernatural who want to return to first race for years. thriller "Unbreakable." space for one last look state or nation- Riley has The movie will also fea- around. al office. been active ture Samuel L. Jackson Bryan Singer directs the Since the serving his who stared with Willis in long awaited comic book election, Riley community as Die Hard 111. Speaking of Sam, he will also hit the turned movie "X Men." Nicholas Cage stars with has been both a Shriner Silver Screen as the lead role in "Shaft," that's right Warren Beatty in "Mr. Hughes," the story of Howard appointed to and a Mason. baby. Hughes. serve on the He has served Don't be scared, but Sylvester Stallone is directing Robert De Niro will star in "Navy Diver" with Cuba house National as the Finance himself in "The Hunter." Stallone plays a rich recluse, Gooding Jr. Gooding will also star in "Blaze of Glory" Security Committee arguably the best tracker and big game hunter in the as Otis Redding. Committee and chairman for world, who is drafted by the CIA to track a biologi- Quentin Tarantino returns after a three-year hiatus the Banking and Financial Services Clay County Hospital, is a past callgenetic martyr who has injected himself with cave- with "40 Lashes" about two men facing life sentence: Committee. Riley was also member of the Board of Directors man DNA and is on the lam killing whatever and in an Arizona prison given the opportunity to be exon appointed by House Majority Whip of SouthTrust Bank, and is past whomever crosses its path. erated of their crimes if they hunt down and bring a lis Tom Delay to serve as an Assistant president of the Ashland Jaycees. James Woo is of course bringing us the second of ruthless men. Whip. In August of 1997, House He and his family are members of installment to the "Mission Impossible" saga. Little And of course, Hollywood's dynamic duo, Be1 Speaker Newt Gingrich named the First Baptist Church of Ashland, ' explanation necessary, it's just pure unadulterated Affleck and Matt Damon, are in almost a dozen film: Riley as a House-Senate Conferee where he teaches the men's Sunday action. next year between them. The most notable beinl on the FY 1998 school class and served as chairman Brian De Palma directs a full cast including Tim Damon's big budget "Titan A.E." about the Earth beinj ~efenseAuthorization bill. of the Robbins and Gary Sinese in "Mission to Mars." $estroyed by aliens. The Third District of Alabama church Board of Trustees. Robert Zemeckis directs Harrison Ford and Michelle Come back next semester when Dick will have morc contains 14 counties. Riley comes Riley is married to the former* Pfeiffer in "What Lies Beneath," a supernatural horror picks, good or bad, for the movie enthusiast at JSU. to Congress from Clay County, Patsy Adams. The Riley's have four where his family has lived for six children: Rob, Jenice, Minda, generations. He attended Clay Krisalyn, daughter-in-law Leslie, County High School and graduated and granddaughters Rebecca Anne from the University of Alabama and Elizabeth Ruth.

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As the campus stood still on dead day, a war for bragging rights raged on the intramural field in what was called Dead Bowl I. The tension between 92-J and the Chanticleer has raged for what seems like centuries. Tiny little Self Hall has been the breeding ground for decades of hate between the two warring media outlets. - Several weeks ago, Jason scored six straight in less Bozeman and Stephen ~enefieldof than a minute. 92-5 confronted Chanticleer Staff After claiming members challenging them to a Willie nailed back-to-back football game on dead day. What 3-pointers to push the lead to followed was a plethora of trash talk 57-52 road win 51-46 at the 5:3 1 mark. JSU and expletives between the teams then bumped the lead back to that lasted for weeks. By Erik Green 10 points, 57-47 after After several weeks of extreme News Editor McDaniel scored on a lay-up preparation, intense physical train- with 1: 16 left. ing, plenty of trash-talk and severe recruiting, game day finally came. Mike McDaniel scored 11 "We won today because of points and Rashard Wil!ie At 12:30 on Tuesday, referee Jerry our defense" said Turgeon. Chandler, a communication profes- and Jarrod Greer each "Our post guys did a heck of sor. pulled out his stop watch and chipped in 10 to lzad a job on the defensive end of the game began Jacksonville State (3-2, 1-0) the court." 'he Chanticleei LL-qn the coin toss to a 57-52 win over Saetson The Gamecoca lreld anci elected to defer to the second (2-2, 0-1) in the Trans Stetson to shooting Just 21 half' 'rhe ball was then spotted on America Athletic Conference the ~wenty-yardline. percent (5-of-23) in the first bnzeman and the 92-J staff went*. opener for bOth teams. half and held the Hatters to "I'm extremely happy with three plays, and were forced to punt. under 30 percent for the Chanticleer sports writer Sarn this win,'' said JSU head game. Waliace downed the punt, and the coach Mark Turgeon. Meanwhile, the Gamecocks Chanticleer high-.octane offense hit "'Anytime you can get a win shot almost 54 percent in the the ficid. onstheroad, your thrilled." second half, hitting 14-of-26 Under the direction of field gener- After leading by 10 potnts al quarterback Joel Lamp, the from the field. Chanticleer pushed the ball down midway through the second Stetson held a 6-5 lead at half, the Gamecocks were the field and scored the first points the 13:28 mark of the Erst of the game on a pass to Anthony able to make a couple of half, but Willie scored on a Hill. shots to hold off a Stetson lay-up to give the The Chanticleer continued to rally. Gamecocks the lead (or dominate the opening half, and Hill JSU's Josh Bryan: gave the good. JSU went on a 15-4 1ua wouid score again only minutes Gamecocks a 45-35 lead on a later on a pass from Dave to build its largest lead of the Washington. 3-pointer at the 9:23 mark, half, 20-11 at the 3:36 mark, but the Hatters cut the lead to 92-J would remain silent until just but the Hatters cut the lead to before the half when Jess Majer 45-44 after Ravii Givens 22- 18 at the intermission. Jarrod Greer tram~lesover Georgia Southern defense for a quick jump shot. broke through a wall of Chanticleer defenders to put the DJ's on the board. The half would with the Tide rolls over Gators in 34-7 victory Chanticleer in the lead 14-7. In the second half, 92-5 moved the From CNN "That was a pretty thorough beating they gave for the Crimson Tide on this night. ball down the field and found their us," Spurrier said. "Our offense is about the Florida (9-3), on the other hand, suffered its second points of the game mid-way through the third quarter. worst we've ever had at Florida. We're a bad worst defeat since a 62-24 loss to Nebraska in The Crimson Tide completely dominated fifth- The game remained tied at 14 the 1996 Fiesta Bowl. There was nothing fun ranked Florida for a 34-7 victory in the offensive team." until the middle of the fourth quar- Southeastern Conference championship game, Freddie Milons broke loose for an electrifying about the "Fun 'n' Gun" offense, which managed ter when Hill caught another Lamp clinching its first title since 1992 by scoring two 77-yard touchdown run with 1154 remaining, only 114 yards and six first downs in the worst pass for a touchdown. touchdowns 18 seconds apart in the fourth quar- pushing Alabama (10-2) to a 22-7 lead. On performance since Spurrier amved on the SEC Martin Sulic of 92-J caught a pass ter. Florida's next play from scrimmage, defensive scene in 1990. from quarterback Benefield minutes The Gators managed only 114 yards in the end Reggie Grimes picked off a deflected pass The previous low for total yards by a Spurrier- later to tie the game at 21. worst offensive performance of the Steve and returned the interception 38 yards for anoth- coached team was 194 against Tennessee, way The Chanticleer made a futile Spurrier era. er TD. back in his first season. As for first downs, the attempt to win the game, but time expired, and overtime was negated. Alabama, which defeated Florida in the first The 288-pound Grimes tried his version of the previous low was 12 in a loss to Florida State a The game ended deadlocked at 2 1. SEC championship game seven years ago, likely "Lambeau Leap" into the end zone stands at the year ago. Neither team got bragging rights Georgia Dome. Unfortunately, he couldn't jump Alabama snapped the Gators' 30-game win- earned a trip to the Orange Bowl to meet this year, but who knows what will ning streak at The Swamp on Oct. 2, winning 40- Michigan. Florida will probably have to settle quite high enough to reach the grasp of delirious happen in the sequel. for the Citrus Bowl against Michigan State. Alabama fans, but that was about the only flop Please see Tide Rolls, page 11 pageb10 December 9, 1999 THE CHANTICLEER Crossword Puzzle

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