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Volume 24 - Issue 14 - Friday, January 20, 1989

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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspaper at Rose-Hulman Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rose Thorn Archive by an authorized administrator of Rose-Hulman Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. FRIDAY, JAN. 20, 1989 Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology Vol. 24, No. 14 initlibnsde Recta/4440K News Briefs Futurists featured during symposium on change Arder to speak on U.S. Constitution by Steve Ufheil which General Arter has re- "The role of the military in ceived include the Dis- the development of the U.S. tinguished Service Medal, the constitution" will be the topic Silver Star, the Legion of of a speech presented by re- Merit (with Oak Leaf Clus- tired U.S. Army Lieutenant ter), the Distinguished Flying General Robert Arter. Cross, the Bronze Star Medal, Since being named Special and the Air Medal (19 Consultant to the Secretary of awards). He also holds the the Army for the Bicentennial Joint Service Commendation of the United States Constitu- Medal, the Army Commenda- tion in 1986, General Arter has tion Medal (with Oak Leaf been a vigorous, eloquent, Cluster), the Purple Heart, and effective advocate for two awards of the Combat In- Bicentennial awareness fantryman's Badge, and the throughout the armed forces. Parachutist Badge. Under his leadership more Robert Theobald John Hague than 140 military installations General Arter's speech will have been designated as Bi- be held in the GM room at 7 Change is inevitable, and in to- ing place due to the development petitive economically during the centenial Defense Communi- pm on January 24. The speech day's society the tempo of of new weaponry, computers and 21st century. ties. is sponsored by the Bicenten- change is almost uncontrollable. robots, perceptions of human At 2:30 p.m., in E-104, Hague Awards and decorations nial Commission. rights and our will discuss The impact of change on our increased un- the latest develop- ments lives today and in the future will derstanding of the environment. in science and technolgy that be the focus of discussion Jan. 21 He has served as a consultant will change our lives in the Blue next Key to host during the first of a series of to cities and states who are plan- century. Prior to becoming ning for the chairman seminars open to the public at future. Theobald has of the Indiana faculty dialogue Rose-Hulman entitled "The studied the impact of changing Corporation for Science and federal welfare rules and tax re- Technology, Hague was as- by Steve Ufheil commons. Rose-Hulman Forum on dent form measures and has de- sociated for more than 30 years Once again the Blue Key Blue Change." Key is asking your veloped alternate methods for with the Naval Avionics Center Honor Fraternity is sponsor- help in formulating questions Providing insight into how our energy use for the Congerssional in Indianapolis where he served ing a student-faculty dialogue that concern the student body. world is changing and what our Office of Technology Assess- as executive director of the cen- to be held on Feb. 7. In order Simply write your questions lifesytle will be like in the 21st ment. ter and director for this event to of engineering. be successful, on a piece of paper with your century will be author and futur- The symposium's we need your help. theme was name and box number and ist Robert Theobald; John developed from Theobald's most Hague has conducted research The dialogue consists of send it to Adam Remaly, Box Hague, chairman and former recent book, The Rapids in the areas of advanced members of Blue Key asking of 1156. The questions must be president of the Indiana Corpora- Change: Social Entreprenuer- electronic techologies such as faculty and staff questions received no later than Jan- tion for Science and Technolgy; ship in Turbulent Times. large scale integration, surface concerning policies and pro- uary 27. A brief review of the and Rose-Hulman President Theobald will discuss global acoustic wave devices and mic- cedures at Rose. Past ques- questions answered during Samuel F. Hulbert. and sociological changes that are roelectronics. He has also tions have dealt with such the dialogue will be published affecting the rich and poor when chaired the Naval Air Systems topics as cheating, the master Alfred Schmidt, professor of in the Feb. 17 issue of the he speaks at 1 p.m. in room E-104 Command studies relating to plan, Rose mathematics and seminar coor- admissions stan- Thorn. of Moench Hall. avionics systems and technology dards, and litter in the stu- dinator, said the purpose of the for the 1990s. series is to make Rose-Hulman Hulbert will open the sym- students more aware of the posium at 11 a.m. in the Hulman Following Hague's presenta- Ragtime, jazz featured in changes they will encounter. Union with a presentation about tion, a one-hour discussion per- the improvements he believes iod is scheduled during which the fine Theobald has written ex- must be made in our educational audience will be able to question arts program tensively about the changes tak- system if the U.S. is to be corn- each of the three speakers. An evening of ragtime jazz dents. featuring the music of Scott His concerts begin with mu- Joplin, Eubie Blake, Meade sic from the 1890's work of "Lux" Lewis and other great rag maestro Scott Joplin, in- American jazz composers will cluding "The Entertainer" New computer algebra room opens be presented Jan. 21 at Rose- and "Maple Leaf Rag." Jazz Hulman during a concert by classics such as James John- by Jeff Valput pianist William Albright. son's "Mule Walk Stomp" and Last week the new computer During his performance, "Carolina Shout" are played algebra room (G-222) opened for which is part of the Fine Arts as Albright moves into the operation. The room is being Series, Albright will trace the boogie-woogie sounds of used by calculus students for growth of American ragtime Meade "Lux" Lexis' "Chica- math instruction and homework. jazz from its classic period to go Flyer" and others. 29 Vaxstation 2000 terminals the development of stride, the A native Hoosier, born in were installed, and these are net- blues, boogie-woogie and Gary, Albright teaches worked via the Vax 3200 server. swing. composition at the University Each of the terminals has a six The concert begins at 7:30 of Michigan where he re- megabyte hard drive so once p.m. in the Moench Hall Au- ceived a doctorate in musical loaded with software, they are ditorium. Tickets can be pur- arts. His honors include Ful- nearly self-sufficient. The in- chased at the door prior to the bright and Guggenheim Fel- structor's terminal has a logon performance. Prices are $3 lowships and awards from the monitor with a projection device for adults and $1.50 for senior American Academy and In- to aid in demonstrating concepts citizens and non-Rose stu- stitute of Arts and Letters. to the class. This project was funded in part by the National Science Founda- RHA begins VCR tape tion in the form of a grant. They provide ILI grants for the pur- checkout program pose of initiating improvement in education. The balance of the The new computer algebra system room in Crapo Hall opened by P.J. Hinton exclusively. money came from Rose-Hulman. earlier this month. Freshman Phil Poor (above) works on a It happens to every Rose Tapes may be borrowed According to Robert J. Lopez, Calculus ll assignment using MAPLE, a symbolic manipulation student at one time or another from the checkout room, lo- the main reasons the system was program. photo by Chns Sloffer in his undergraduate career. cated on the lower level of created are to make calculus a The weekend comes around Hulman Memorial Union more participatory class and to and you don't have anything from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. on Sat- give students a better grasp of than learning new calculus con- Leonard Dattilo, a freshman to do, or if there is something urday and Sunday and from 9 calculus concepts without over- cepts. ME, is not in favor of it. He to do, you don't have the a.m. to 6 p.m. on weekdays. emphasizing the techniques used One question raised by stu- stated, "I still think it's like giv- money. There just doesn't Obtain the desired cassette to solve the various problems. dents is "If I don't do the ing a third grader a calculator to seem to be a cure for the Rose by informing the attendant of The computer performs the symbolic match, (x and y man- do arithmetic problems. I don't Weekend Blues. your selection. Present your calculations which the students ipulation) will I learn calculus?" think I'm learning as well." In order to help the student Rose-Hulman ID, and print would normally do by hand. A Lopez, in response to this, Bryan Ware, a freshman AO, to combat this dilemna, the your name, ID number and greater understanding of the stated that manipulation isn't is in favor of it. He said. "By tak- Rose-Hulman Residence Hall phone number on a sign-out concepts is developed, not the math. Math is ideas. A choice ing the scratchwork out of math, Association has started a form. manipulation of "x" and "y". must be made between the em- it lets us get to tackle the more video cassette tape check-out Under no circumnstances Previously, when students did- phasis of concepts or skills. The complicated problems and ideas. program to provide tempo- will VCR tapes be reserved. n't have Maple to aid them, the emphasis of concepts is the But it's important that the rary relief of weekend blues - There will be a limit of two methods of solving calculus pro- obvious choice. computer doesn't become a as well as during the week. tapes that can be checked out blems were stressed much more Several students were asked crutch. I think that is something Tapes can be borrowed by per day. than the concepts involved. Con- their opinion on the use of the Dr. Lopez is trying to avoid." Rose students, faculty or staff sequently, students ended up ap- new system to aid in calculus in- Will the system be a success? plying their algebra skills more struction. That, the future will determine. 4

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Opinions and Columns Letter to the Editor Dear Editor: would be the same. As for Please allow me to address those who have some right to G5L DEPARTMENT your regular readers from find the term insulting, with a Saint Mary-of-the Woods Col- great deal of genuine respect lege, as well as those Rose I urge you to laugh at the silli- students who get their thrills ness of getting angry over .AND TVIAT5 JUST YOUR from the Woodsie humor ads. what is really no more than a PAYMENT_ pet name created by an- INTEREST Many Woods students com- alytically minded (rather plain about the poor taste or than literarily) creatures. insulting quality of the ads di- Finally, it is the perogative rected toward them, primari- of any and all readers of the ly the Woodsie-the-Owl refer- Rose Thorn to respond to any these ences. Personally, I find published material in a calm, remarks and references very reasonable Letter to the Edi- funny. My own favorite was tor, signed with your name the Scientific Breakthrough and address. If you cannot re- during which the Rose chem- spond like a mature in- istry department defined the dividual, then you cannot element Woman and noted criticize something you do not that "60% of all freshmen (at consider mature. This is a of the Rose) were not aware legitimate publication and existence of this element." your letters will not be cen- This article is only one of sored to lose the meaning many in which the students of (although they may be con- Rose-Hulman incriminate densed to make your point 414401. themselves as well as stu- more effective). If you do re- dents from other institutions. spond to an ad or article and notice A regular reader would your letter is published in- this, unless he/she was fo- correctly or not published, cused on looking for some- please contact the staff and thing to complain about. request a reason or retrac- Another common concern of tion. These are not unreason- the Woodsie is the term Wood- able people, but you are un- cps sie. Well, now, I can un- reasonable to criticize without derstand the conviction of some constructive effort. those who have experienced Fellow Saint Mary-of-the- the term in a derogatory man- Woods students, I call upon ner, but not many actually your newly developed multi- Editorial: The Rose Screw have. If as freshmen the plistic approach skills to Woods students entered their make valid your opinions. The Rose Screw. What is it? ning. Thanks Security for being books in our bookstore cost $5 to bookstore to find a variety of Why are we subjected to it? so helpful to the students! $10 more a piece than the same sweatshirts imprinted with Luahna L. Winningham The Rose Screw is many My next example deals with book at Purdue bookstores, WOODSIE, I do not believe Saint Mary-of-the-Woods different things to many differ- college transcripts. The current which are independently owned the response to the term College Senior ent people. To some it is the policy is that the first transcript and in business to make a profit? seemingly impossible finals and is free and all others are $2.00. Under the current pricing sys- very challenging lab as- This does not seem that bad until tem students taking a full load signments. To others it is "open you consider that a transcript re- spend approximately $350 a ended and indefinite" homework ceived in the fall quarter is no quarter for books. This is a far Fraternity Row sets. I do not feel that these are longer current after Thanksgiv- cry from the $200 to $300 a year The men of Phi Gamma Delta would like to congratulate really the Rose Screw. After all ing. Also consider seniors. Some that the people in admissions their newly elected officers for 1989 we did agree to pay $10,000 a companies require a transcript quoted when we were being re- Doug Collier President year to get an education, and when interviewing and most re- cruited. Thanks bookstore for Greg White Treasurer these are considered a part of quire you to bring a copy along helping to spend the student's Rodney Adams Recording Secretary that education. To me the Screw on the plant trip. Interviewing in money. Phillip Eckert Corresponding Secretary is composed of those things that the fall could very easily mean These are only a few of the the Brian Miller Historian one would not expect from a that a company will want copies many factors that make up to why we must We would like to wish you the best of luck for the upcoming school that prides itself on help- of both the fall and winter trans- Rose Screw. As I don't year. ing the student. Let me give you cripts. This can really add up if be subjected to them, a few examples. you're actively pursuing several know the answer. If anyone out I returned from Christmas companies. When asked about there does have the answer to break on Saturday Jan. 7 be- the cost for the transcript, which any or all of the above mentioned cause I had computer programs went up from $1 to $2 this year, examples, I would appreciate to run on both the VAX and the the registrar's office replies that hearing from them. Please drop Clubs! Publicize your PC. I arrived at Rose at 11:00 on the cost is to keep students from me a line at the Rose Thorn, Box Sunday, Jan. 8 (I live off campus) picking up their transcripts un- 170. Please include your name as only to find the computer center less they really need them. I I am sure there are many read- events in The Tkvia closed. There was, however, a don't know about anyone else, ers who would also like some an- sign on the door stating that the but getting a transcript is not swers. WCC would be open from 1 pm to that big of a thrill for me that I 2 am. Since I had other work to would get one when I didn't need do, I waited. At 1:30 the WCC one. Also consider Purdue Uni- THORN STAFF was still not open. I did see a stu- versity with 35,000 students. A dent manager in the back room, transcript there is free. I have The Rose Thorn is published weekly at Rose-Hulman but he couldn't hear me pound- not heard any reports of riots at Institute of Technology, Box 170, 5500 Wabash Ave., ing on the door. Next I tried call- the registrar's office at Purdue Terre Haute, IN 47803. Phone 812 877-1511 ext. 255. ing the WCC but he wouldn't an- caused by too many students swer the phone (Thanks!). By picking up their transcripts. One Editor Steve Ufheil this time it was 2:00 and I de- could argue that the price is to cided to call the Security office. I defray the cost involved in the News Editor P.J. Hinton asked when they were going to time it takes the secretary to prepare a transcript. This would Sports Editor Clark Pentico open the WCC, informing him of the sign on the door of the center. be a reasonable arguement ex- Humor Editor Ron Dippold He responded that the WCC was cept for the fact that 85% of the closed until Monday. I then time involved in preparing the Photo Editor Chris Sloffer asked him about the PC room. transcript is spent in typing out a Again he responded that it was receipt, which would be un- Advertising Steve Ufheil closed until Monday. Finally I in- necessary if the transcript was Business Manager Scott Kirkpatrick quired about the PC room in the free. Thanks Rose for helping the Gameroom. He responded, "All student. Reporters P.J. Hinton, of the computer facilities on My final example deals with campus are closed until Monday. the Rose bookstore. The book- Jeff Valput, Keith Miller ...I guess you're s_t out of store is supposed to be a not-for- organization of the in- Columnist Bobby Woolf, Ron Dippold luck." I later learned that the profit WCC did open on Sunday eve- stitute. If this is the case, why do Sportswriters Mike Lindsey, Hyrum Lunt Photographers Tim Mulzer, COUPON. • OPEN TIL 9 Matt McDonough, Joe Forler, Matt Morris, Tim Marling It CRUISE SHIPS Style Cut nrsIp Serflirrs k Layout The Editors Now Hiring Men and Women Layer & Feathered ARE HELD Adviser David Piker Summer & Career Oppertualties '5.50 Thursdays, 5:00 p.m. REG. $6.50 (Will Train) The Rose Thorn welcomes letters or comments from IN THE CHAPEL Ex 'res 2-3-89 Excellent Pay + Werid Travel readers. Articles, ideas, and announcements are also starting January 19 His N Hers desired. 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by Fred Garry where such freedom of choice is crucial to technical innovation the critical determinants for in- Retired Vice President a cherished right. and although manufacturing ternational sale. You can only of General Electric As a result, the parking lots of accounts for only about one-fifth succeed in far-flung markets by A year or so ago the New York U.S. shopping centers are filled of U.S. GNP, it performs 95% of doing the job better in all as- Times, in its Sunday edition, car- with Hondas, VW's, Hyundais, all private sector R&D. pects. ried an article by the writer- Toyotas, Fiats, BMW's. The An NRC study of 1985 pointed Participation in international historian Robert Penn Warren housewife has Krupp and Cuisi- out that 75% or more of engineer- markets reinforces a builder's that reminded us that historians nart appliances co-mingled with ing graduates are employed in position at home. Seizing busi- can trace the way human beings the Sunbeam and Proctor de- industry, so it is safe to say that ness from a foreign competitor have lived and the tools they vices in her kitchen. the health of U.S. engineering is in the latter's market provides have used for roughly 800 mod- Certainly the rise of offshore dependent on manufacturing scale that protects market share ern lifetimes. competitors as players in the competitveness. at home. In today's world, there- On this scale, the author domestic markets of U.S. The flip side of this coin is, of fore, manufacturers — large and pointed out that we have had maufacturers has been fostered course, that competitveness and small — must think in global printing with movable type for by the dissemination of technolo- productivity in maufacturing are terms to meet the competitive about eight lifetimes, James gy — which — from a basic inordinately dependent on the challenge. Watt's steam engine for roughly scientific perspective at least — quality of engineering. Study The opportunities are great but three lifetimes, but that in has, to a great extent, been U.S. after study has shown that 60-80 it takes a mind set change to scarcely over one lifetime, we in origin. % of costs in manufacturing are turn the majority of U.S. firms have seen commercialization of We hear correctly that U.S. ba- determined by global thinkers. Fred Garry design — which I into electricity, electronics, auto- sic research is of very high quali- define as integrated product/ Because markets are totally mobiles, air, and space travel, ty. American purchasers. process engineering. demanding of excellence, the atomic energy and, most But discovery is only one part Again, if we consider U.S. pat- No one challenges the fact that engineering work in global recently, biotechnology. This of the innovation process and ents granted as a rough measure labor, material and tooling costs companies will be done by engi- technologically driven rate of since news of discovery moves of engineering accomplishment, are established by our engineer- neers selected from the best the change has never before been ex- about the world at a rapid pace it is both enlightening and dis- ing definitions; but, with these world's universities can produce. perienced. — even the most profound find- turbing to note that in 1987 six of factors becoming a lesser per- Furthermore, a successful Communication allows data ings convey only momentary the top ten obtainers of U.S. pat- centage of total product cost, technical career in this rapidly and monetary transactions to advantage. ents were foreign firms. forefront companies are turning changing world demands a move with the speed of light and Because the primary role of In the reality of a global mar- attention to design actions that commitment to a lifetime of modern transportation allows us engineering is the coupling of ket place, engineers must em- lower the cost of the other func- learning. After all, quality of to be in almost any one of the science to the market place, the ploy leading edge technology, tions that contribute to the total learning is the basic ingredient world's major cities in about a engineering community must re- both product and process cost the customer feels. in the production of high quality day's time. focus its priorities to this task. whatever its origin, to create Design that permits elimina- goods and services our nation The result has been a rapid, This is particularly apparent products that meet the demands tion of non-value added actions needs to maintain and restore often disturbing, merging of when one reflects on the fact that of both domestic and non-U.S. throughout the business is an in- our leadership in the global mar- economies and cultures, and many advanced design and man- customers. creasing challenge to engineer- ket place. accelerated movement toward ufacturing technologies have, in In short, a competitive Amer- ing. As one reflects on these facts, globalization. recent years, been of foreign ori- ica, an America that has a posi- Quality and cost have become it becomes apparent that the Customers everywhere are in- gin. Innovative design practices tive balance of trade, demands givens just to have entry at all in greatest plus we have in this na- creasingly better informed of the and such manufacturing advan- that we have a world-class com- either U.S. or offshore markets. tion is the outstanding quality of quality, affordability of goods. ces have provided productivity petitive maufacturing capability. The productivity battle — the our academic centers and their More and more often they improvements in certain other Manufacturing creates the de- competitive battle — while attractiveness to the best and choose on the basis of value rath- countries at least double that of mand for services and a recent encompassing these aspects is brightest students whatever er than on place of manufactur- the average U.S. producer. publication showed that a 1% expanding. Today the agility to their national origin together ing origin. Trade barriers based The compounding of this drop of manufacturing employ- provide new products in rapid re- with the opportunity for gradu- on geographical or political offshore rate of change has al- ment had a two to three times sponse to shifting demand is a ates of great American universi- sovereignty are challenged by lowed goods made abroad to beat multiplier effect on employment principal criterion for success. ties and of other great universi- these value-based determina- out many U.S. made products in other areas of the economy. Ss globalization is a fact — and ties around the world to pursue tions by citizens of democracies perceived to be of lesser value by The manufacturing sector is technological improvements are careers in this country. Engineers: The creators of change by John Titsworth mode of transportation. Even in ing it and by benefitting from it. tions, travel, medicine, man- Chairman of Rose-Hulman my time since graduating from Most people do exactly that. ufacturing, robotics, computer Board of Managers Rose-Hulman, I've seen my There are always the few who science, chemistry, construction, It has been said that if we travel go from the overnight fight change or progress, and etc. ignore the past, we are con- sleeper on the New York Central history shows us some, such as - How can you do all of this if demned to relive history and re- to three hours flight time from believe it or not - Napoleon, who technology will change so peat its mistakes. New York to London on the Con- was a great tactician but who re- quickly? You can't go to school While this may be true, I be- corde. fused to consider anything new all of your life! You can't study lieve that the bigger damage And my slide rule hasn't been or innovative in warfare. all of your life! But you can be with ignoring the past is the out of the case for 25 years. It's easy to think of changes or supportive of technical innova- resulting lack of awareness of Imagine the task of designing the events in the abstract. Have you tions and change. Indeed some of changes that have taken place next generation of aircraft or the ever heard someone say,"I won- you will be directly involved in and therefore the inability to next space vehicle with a slide der what they will do next?" or creating the new technolgies and anticipate the rate at which rule. It couldn't be done, which "I wonder when they changed will learn from research and changes will take place in our fu- tells us what computers have that?" Those thoughts don't study, but others of you need ture. done in 25 short years. question what will be done or only to understand and apply the If we take just a brief look at If we examine what's behind what has been done - that has new technologies to create history - say from the American the changes in our culture, been accepted. And there usually change. Revolution to the present - we education, transportation, is no real interest in who "they" To summarize my thoughts on see incredible changes in govern- communication and, in fact, any- "change" I think John Titsworth are. that history ment, cultures, industry, medi- thing connected to our way of Well I think as it relates to the proves it will come to an ever cine, education, etc. life, we find it is technology and Agricultural technology since subject of the future and the quickening pace. And if you look carefully you the advancement in the field of the 30s has increased efficiency changes we can anticipate in our The average person expects see that this rate of change has technology by engineers and sci- and yield by several hundred life style, the question of who change, doesn't need to un- not been linear. The last 80 years entists. percent. Things are done in the "they" are is most important. derstand how it occurs or who has seen transportation go from While the computer, as a tool, medicinal field that were be- "They" are the engineers who created it and will accept it and the horse and buggy to the speed accounts a great part for our yond imagination only 30 or 40 will continue the advancements benefit from it. of sound on earth to many times ability to do things more quickly years ago. And we can say the in technolgy which will change The engineer has been and will the speed of sound for space and more accurately, the same of almost any discipline. the way of life at a pace even be the creator of change. He or travel. advancements in technology So change is not just obvious. more dramatic than we have she will make the advancement Compare that to the previous have been asymptotic with time It is potentially overwhelming to grown accustomed to. in technology and will un- two thousand years where there in every technical discipline the average person. They can They are you! You will create derstand and apply them to the was literally no change in the from materials to genetics. manage it best by simply accept- the new methods of communica- great benefit of mankind. Dealing with the hurt of change

by James T. Norman The pain of change grows out point of change, past accom- experience, one has grasped the in any activity, and begins to Member of Rose-Hulman of real loss and real challenge. It plishment weighs lightly or fundamental principles which do hunt for context. The search can Board of Managers is distressing to perceive the end hardly seems relevant while not vary. Seldom, however, has involve the study of history, Change hurts. The pain is real. of a commitment, an institution there has yet been little opportu- one at that time acquired insight philosophy, politics and the be- If one seeks to avoid the pain by and understanding, or a mutual nity to succeed in the new task. and context and these seem to be havioral sciences. ignoring the need for change, one confidence. Understanding that these are un- in a state of constant evolution becomes obsolete. To the extent It is unpleasant to recognize iversal concerns and not per- anyway. So learning, in addition Insight contributes to that one resists necessary the necessity of subscribing to sonal idiosyncracies is helpful in to being a constant demand, effectiveness and is invaluable in change, the pains is not avoided, new objectives, learning new managing change and in mitigat- must be approached most easing transition. it is increased. methods, changing values, and ing personal institutional suffer- broadly. Much more comfortable and developing new personal rela- ing. For example, one who has Life is not a destination but a productive is the ability to rec- tionships. Also important is a commit- mastered the concept of entropy journey and we will be measured ognize the sources of the pain Essential to morale is a sense ment to a lifetime of learning. At is a reborn conservationist, finds in how we respond to opportuni- and learning how to manage it. of personal fulfillment. At the the end of a formal educational waste and inefficiency abhorrent ty, adversity, and change. PAGE 4 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, JAN. 20, 1989

National Job market booming for '89 graduates by Michael O'Keeffe minority grads. Observers attribute the scram their workforces during the first make the most money. Engineer- (CPS) — The job market for Some students consequently ble for students to corporate con- three months of 1989, while 11 ing majors can expect to earn this year's college grads is feel they're in the driver's seat. cern that there won't be enough percent foresaw staff reductions. $30,600, up from $29,856 in 1988. booming. "I'm looking for an attractive grads to hire in the future. "We were a bit surprised at Chemistry majors should get "There's no question about it," company with travel and bene- A recent U.S. Labor Dept. the hiring strength indicated by the second-highest starting reported Angie Aschoff of Linn- fits," said University of Mary- study predicted one million few- those figures," Manpower Presi- salaries, $28,488, up 5.1 percent Benton Community College's land senior Maurice Boissiere of er young people will enter the job dent Mitchell Fromstein said. from 1988. placement office in Oregon, "the his job search. "Right now I'm market during the next decade "After a year in which three mil- But the biggest salary jump number of jobs advertised with looking at company profiles. I'm than during the 1970's. lion new jobs were added to the will be in sales and marketing, us is up this year." interviewing them." "We are doing everything we U.S. workforce, we expected to up 8.8 percent to $25,560. It's happening nationwide. can to prepare for the shrinking see a slowing down of job forma- The Southwest, according to Two major annual surveys, re- "I'm looking for an labor market," said Trudy tion." the Michigan State report, will leased in December, of national attractive company Marotta of the Marriott Corp. The boom is better for some offer 1989 graduates the most corporate hiring of new grads Victor Lindquist of Northwest- students than others. new jobs, followed by the North- both predicted a happy spring. with travel and bene- ern added companies also are "Engineering, accounting and east, the Southeast and the North Northwestern University's fits," said one stu- hiring because the companies health professions are our most Central states. The South Central Lindquist-Endicott Report pre- themselves expect to prosper. sought-after graduates," said states and the Northwest will of- dicted an 8 percent jump in dent. "Right now I'm Sixty-one percent of the firms DeBow, while Linn-Benton's As- fer the fewest new jobs. corporate demand for graduates NU choff finds clerical, nursing and looking at company surveyed thought they'd be JOBS IN AUSTRALLS with bachelor's degrees. Those profiles. I'm inter- more profitable in 1989 than they automotive students in high de- graduates will receive starting were in 1988. mand. Immediate Opening for Men & Worn salaries that are an average 4.6 viewing them." Michigan State researchers percent higher than those gar- "Corporate America is con- said electrical engineering ma- $11,000 to $60,000 by the Class of '88. fident the economy will remain nered The companies feel it too. jors will be in the greatest de- Construction, Manufactunng, Nurses, Starting salaries for students "We will be offering jobs to strong despite concerns by so- mand, followed by marketing Secretarial Work, Engineering, Sales with new master's degrees people who know they are going called experts about the volatile and sales, financial administra- stock market, the deficit, trade should be 3.5 percent higher than to be in great demand," con- tion, mechanical engineering Hundreds of Jobs Listed last year's, NU's report added. ceded Sally Odle, recruiting balance, megamergers and the and computer science majors. While Michigan State Un- manager for IBM. "We have to increased competition in the The Northwestern survey CALL NOW! 208-736-7000 iversity's Annual Recruiting Sur- offer jobs that are challenging marketplace," Lindquist said. found that technical grads will T. 2422A vey does not paint as rosy a pic- and interesting." His report closely followed an ture, it does predict "new gradu- Deborah DeBow of Eastern early December survey of 14,000 ates will face a healthy job Washington University's Place- employers by Manpower, Inc., a market." ment Office also found "there's temporary employment services MSU asked 427 corporations more competition (for students), company. University of ILLINOIS about their hiring plans. In re- so companies are getting more Twenty-two percent of the sponse, the firms expected to aggressive. They're buying ads companies expected to add to MBA make 3.1 percent more job offers in student publications and com- to students this year and said ing into the office to strategize Urbana-Champaign they were especially interested more with the (placement) di- THE AMERICAN HEART in hiring more women and rector." ASSOCIATION MEMORIAL PRCE.RAM. Min= Information, Innovation, Study shows more students Integrity, Internationalization WERE FIGHTING FOR will have to pass drug tests 'CUR UFE (CPS) — More students will About 32 percent of the Contact J. M. Koonce-Evans, have to pass one more test, this companies asked by Michigan American Heartlip Admissions Officer, time a drug test, before starting State University's Annual Re- their careers after graduation, cruiting Survey, also released Association (217) 333-4555 new studies of the job market for in late December, now make pro- this spring's grads indicate. spective employees take drug This apace provided as a public service. "The drug user, once on the tests. payroll, becomes a very, very, Twenty-seven percent of the costly liability" to the employer, firms asked last year imposed explained Victor Lindquist, au- drug tests. NAVY HIRING PILOT TRAINEE thor of Northwestern Un- By contrast, only 14 percent of iversity's Lindquist-Endicott Re- the companies made students College graduates are needed to pilot, navigate, port which showed 47 percent of prove they don't abuse alcohol and maintain the most sophisticated aircraft in the companies hiring on the na- and 3 percent required ap- the world. tion's campuses this year test plicants to take AIDS tests. • Na experience necessary job applicants for drug use. Sixty-four percent of the •.41/ majors considered Another 7 percent of the em- companies contacted by Michi- As a NAVY P1LOT,you will fly the most ployers Lindquist surveyed said gan State, however, said they advanced aircraft ever developed they expected to start drug test- had no plans to implement drug As a NAVY FLIGHT OFFICER, you will ing during 1989. testing in the near future. operate the electronics and computers in the Navy's newest jets. Navy Officer Representatives will be on campus Bill proposes conducting an exclusive testing session. All replacing student interested students who are within three years of graduation are encouraged to take advantage of aid with national service this opportunity. Testing takes approximately 3-1/2 hours and seats are limiteci. (CPS) — Students would have on it by early 1990, students ,to join the military or do volun- would have to serve one year in a teer work to get college financial public service civilian job like Date: January 24, 1989 Time: 1:00 PM aid if a new bill introduced Jan. 6 working in a nursing home or becomes law. hospital or two years in a combat Please check with your placement office As expected, Sen. Sam Nunn branch of the military. Place: (D-Ga.) and Rep. Dave McCurdy Students who served in the mil- (D-Okla.) said they'd introduce itary would get a $25,000 grant at Testing appointment may be obtained by calling 1-800-527-8836 legislation that would phase out the end of their hitch. all federal student aid programs Students who worked in civi- PILOT - Start at $ 22,500(335,000 after 4 years). 20/20 uncorrected vision. Ages 19-26. within five years, replacing them lian jobs would get a $10,000 Start at 321,200($35,000 after 4 years). 20/20 correctable vision. Ages 19-26 with a deal in which students grant. FLIGHT OFFICER - would have to perform some McCurdy hoped the plan would MANAGER - Start at $ 22,500($35,000 after 4 years). Ship handling and management. Strong emphasis in kind of "national service" in re- "reinvigorate citizenship" as an personnel management. Ages 19-26. turn for aid. ideal that was first severely BUSINESS MANAGER - Start at $ 22,500(335,000 after 4 years). Finance, personnel. logistics. Ages 19-28. McCurdy, in anouncing the damaged during the Vietnam measure, said it would enforce war. Then "the 1970s and early ENGINEER - Start at 323.500($45,000 after 4 years). Bonus when selected. Project management. the notion that "democracy is 1980s featured 'me generations' Engineering/Science/Technical major Ages 19-28. not free." more interested in their own If the plan passes, both legisla- financial gain and getting BMWs Sophomores & Juniors: tors expected Congress to vote than serving their country." 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by Mike Lindsey scored all 10 of his first-half The second half was a matter What a difference a week points. Britt Petty also nailed of keeping the host team at a makes. Following the frustra- two 3-pointers during the rally. safe distance. The lead reached tions of Christmas break, the The second half was all Rose- 24 points during the half but, the team made some big strides by Hulman. The lead was increased last ten minutes would seem to downing rival Wabash College to 16 points midway through the last all night. Rhodes, in and opening up College Athletic half and, like the first half, Rose desperation, went to the 3- Conference play with a road win pulled away over the next few pointer for help and got a posi- at Rhodes College. The con- tive answer. They hit four from frontation with the Little Giants In an effort to best the long range in the closing min- seemed to be just what the team struggling offense, utes, 7 for 12 overall, to narrow 6 points with under a needed. With a home record of FenIon jug- the lead to 5-0 the return to Shook Field- coach Bill minute left. Marc Christman house, following a five game gled the line-up to in- then hit four straight free throws road stint, was also a big boost. clude a third guard. to ice the victory at 71-62. Coach In an effort to boost the FenIon was very pleased with struggling offensive, coach Bill minutes. A furious rally enabled the total effort and called the win FenIon juggled the line-up to in- Rose to increase the lead to as a huge one. clude a third guard. This adjust- many as 25 points with just four Petty finished the game with ment seemed to develop better minutes left in the game. team highs of 23 points and 10 re- continuity on offense and make Wabash was able to make the bounds. Cindric continued to pro- the team's deliberate half-court final score look reasonable with duce on the inside by getting 15 attack more productive. The re- a late surge. points. Cristman finished with 11 turn to their home court added to The presence of a third guard points and Jeff Harrison got 10 the team's defensive intensity. seemed to create more space in- points that included two big field These improvements along with side. Tim Cindric was the main goals down the stretch. Not to be a total team effort sent the Engi- beneficiary by getting 16 points, overlooked was a good defensive neers to an easy 81-69 victory eight in each half. Petty once performance by Harrison on over Wabash. again led the team in scoring Rhodes star forward McMillan. In the game Rose had some with 21 points and DeHaven Jeff held last years CAC most trouble getting their shots to fall finished with 15 points. valuable player four points un- early, but once they got that go- Next came the biggest game of der his average, and forced him ing the game was under control. the year to this point. A trip to to work hard for all of his points. During the first few minutes Memphis would open the CAC Tonight brings to town an even good defense and determination campaign against a good Rhodes bigger game. Three time defend-. on the offensive boards kept the team. This game turned into a ing CAC champion Centre Col- game away from the visitors. sweet one early. For the first lege invades Shook Fieldhouse With ten minutes gone in the first time this year, Rose was able to with all five returning starters half Rose led by only four points take it's defensive intensity on and a national ranking of 17th. 16-12, but the offense put it the road with them. By taking The game will get underway at together during the next ten min- their offense completely from 7:30 pm. Tuesday the team will utes. To finish the first half Rose them, Rose left the Lynx trailing travel to Taylor University to outscored Wabash 25-15 thus op- 49-28 at the half. Petty tallied 13 play an NAIA national power. become annual photo by Matt Moms ening up a 14 point half-time points in the half with seven oth- That game will Dusty De- ers scoring at least two in the next season as Rose enters the Phil Eckert rises above a Wabash defender for two points. lead. During that run Haven canned two 3-pointers and balanced attack. new ICAC conference. Tim Cindric is fine tuning dual careers

Indianapolis native Tim Cind- Rookie of the Year Billy Vuko- best education I could get," he who recently joined fellow Rose- ric doesn't mind getting his vich and Howdy Holmes to vic- said. Hulman basketball player Dusty hands dirty - whether it be on tory. Carl Cindric has been at the DeHaven on a statistical review the basketball court or a high- Yes, just like his father before forefront of motor development of the air in-take system of the performance motor he hopes to him, the 20-year-old has been bit- of today's Indy 500 race car. In cosworth racing engine for a me- design.someday for the In- ten by the racing bug. The son of his shop, located on Gasoline chanical engineering class pro- dianapolis 500. race car engine developer, Carl Alley Drive in Speedway, Ind., ject. The junior forward for the Cindric, dreams of designing an he's perfected an engine which "Racing is a strange business. Rose-Hulman Institute of Tech- engine for an Indy 500 champion. won the pole position for the I like traveling to the different nology basketball team scored 20 That's why he's enrolled as a famed Memorial Day race. How- race tracks throughout the coun- points and grabbed nine re- mechanical engineering major ever, he's never had a famed try. The people are so different bounds against Brescia College at Rose-Hulman. He hopes to winner. and diversified. Every day is I on December 10 in being named utilize the technical knowledge "That's still his dream," Tim different," Cindric said. "Will I'm the most valuable player of the learned in the classroom to per- Cindric said. have the same feeling after 1988 Rose-Hulman Invitational. fect future automobile engines. This year, the Cindric in it five, 10 or 15 years? Will Then, As always, it didn't come eas- "I can't explain it, but I've al- trademark will be on Indy cars there even be racing? ily. ways loved racing, loved the driven by former national road there's the other side: a 9-to-5 will "It gets pretty rough inside," track and the drivers. They've course champion Scott Pruett, job, with weekends off. That 6-foot-5, 190-pound always been a big part of my Derick Daly, Tony Bettenhausen be one of the tough decisions I'll ItAi ei admits the Me photo former Indianapolis Pike High life," Cindric says. "My father and Raul Boesel. That will mean have to make next year." he'll also School standout. "You've got to wishes he had the education I'm another busy summer of travel In the meantime, Tim Cindric. basketball keep your eyes open or you're going to get by attending Rose- to race tracks throughout North continue to perfect his America for the father-and-son skills. The 6-foot-5 forward leads likely to get your head knocked Hulman. He's had the practical pecting to play a lot and make a duo. Rose-Hulman in rebounding (8.6 off." experience but not the scientific contribution," said Cindric, who "I want to do something with per game) while ranking second The same thing could be said knowledge of how the engine brought a 8.5 scoring average developing engines, but I'm not in scoring (13 points per game) about the race track, where works. He wants me to work with into his junior season. He has sure what my priorities are right and steals (15 in team's first Cindric has spent most of his my mind and my hands." earned all-tournament honors in now. The Quad-4 engine looks eight games) for first-year coach summers helping such drivers as "As a kid, my father said he the 1987 and 1988 Rose-Hulman promising, but so do so many Bill FenIon. former Indianapolis 500 winner wouldn't buy me a nice car. Invitational Tournaments. other things," said Tim Cindric, "I came to Rose-Hulman ex- Johnny Rutherford, 1988 Indy 500 Rather, he would give me the "Tim is a real competitive kid who always wants to win," said 1988-89 ROSE-HULMAN BASKETBALL STATISTICS FenIon. "Tim does a great job (9-4 overall; 1-0 in CAC; 6-0 at home; 3-4 on road; 0-1 in overtime games) rebounding because he utilizes his quickness to a big advantage PTS. AVG. HI Player G FG FGA PCT. Fr FTA PCT. REB AVG. PF/D AS . . . He's going to be a real key 230 17.7 35 for us the rest of the season." Petty 13 82 173 .474 43 52 .827 83 6.4 33-1 15 13.3 24 Cindric is ready to accept the Cindric 13 69 149 .463 35 60 .583 95 7.3 27-0 16 173 8.2 15 challenge, saying: "I come out 13 37 59 .627 32 50 .640 50 3.8 21-0 5 106 Adams 16 every night and do my part - 4 9 15 .600 7 13 .538 1.8 1-0 2 25 6.3 Reitmeyer 15 get rebounds and points. I try to 8 15 24 .625 13 16 .813 15 1.9 8-0 26 46 5.8 Eckert 5.1 15 be consistent." As consistent as Harrison 13 '72 48 .458 22 35 .629 33 2.5 28-0 10 66 54 4.2 11 a finely-tuned engine. Christman 13 17 42 .405 19 24 .792 14 1.1 21-0 13 13 53 4.1 15 DeHaven 13 15 43 .349 14 18 .778 9 0.7 19-1 3.6 10 Olsen 13 21 50 .420 5 9 .555 27 2.1 34-1 6 47 40 3.6 10 Hammond 11 13 21 .619 14 21 .667 33 3.0 19-1 6 42 3.2 9 ALL Steinhart 13 14 38 .368 12 22 .545 35 2.7 32-1 56 Jb1.121) 2.5 7 Webster 4 4 9 .440 0 0 .000 1 0.3 2-0 o 10 2.4 13 begins on Thursdays, Hendricks 10 9 23 .391 2 2 1.000 13 1.3 8-1 4 24 1.3 6 Keown 9 5 13 .385 2 2 1.000 9 1.0 4-0 7 12 starting January 19 1.0 6 Fathauer 6 2 7 .286 2 2 1.000 2 0.3 3-0 0 6 0.0 at 8:00 p.m. Dewar* 3 0 0 .000 0 0 .000 1 0.3 1-0 0 0 Team 80 6.2 at St. Joseph Parish Hall 66.4 97 5th & Ohio Sts. ROSE 13 306 658 .468 207 306 .676 507 39.0 247-6 165 863 61.8 90 OPP 13 296 676 .438 158 252 .627 483 37.2 274-4 146 804 tsAll Christman 1-2 United Ministries Center 3-PT SHOOTING: Petty 26-65 (.400), DeHaven 9-27 (.333), Steinhart 2-8 (.250), Webster 2-7 (.290), Hendricks 4-8 (.500), (.500), Keo,,vn 0-4 (.000), Fathauer 0-2 (.000), Eckert 0-1 (.000), Cindric 0-1 (.000). Totals: Rose 44-125 (.352), Opp. 52-161 (.323). aad..jjaj FRIDAY, JAN. 20, 1989 ROSE THORN PAGE 7 Wrestling/Bloom County

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