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never was in smoking the new heroin strains on ByErikRhey cigarettes. Heroin the market, specifically Assistant News Editor makes people into China White. Doyle was uninspired dullards, quoted as saying, "It In the 60's itwas pot and LSD; full of empty conver (China White), is very pure in the 70's it was speed and co sation as they lay and very cheap to buy. Us caine; in the 80's itwas stress and around complacendy. ers no longer have to inject money; and in the 90's it's heroin They have no needs, it intravenously." China and heroin. they have no wants be- White and other heroins The striking rising in heroin cause they have like it can also be smoked Post photo by Steve Taylor use has filtered down from rock heroin. But in addi or snorted. concert backstages to suburbia. tion to being a surro Jeff Mueller and Ron Vandenheuvel consider their picks in this But it seems that this rise has Detective Mark Ander gate for happiness, week's SA election. Cynthia Cruz and Michelle Leonard (in escaped the college campus. son of the Manitowoc Po heroin is also a surro background) helped run the polls in the EMS building. All four Colleen Bernstein, an RN at lice Department also sees gate for life." are students in the School of Engineering. an alarming trend of the Norris Health Center who As well as personal younger people getting works in substance abuse, says experience essays on signers stated they were not en to the heroin debate, making it hooked. Quoted in th CONTENTS Milwaukee AIDS Project NEWS Hey everyone! Free needles! 2 sponsors needle exchange The Votes are in! : 3 By Bill Magyar crease in the transmission of HIV exchange is anonymous and le Staff Writer and other blood borne patho gal. The program has been aver Chancellor Schroeder speaks out.. 3 gens," according to research ages 300 people exchanging The Milwaukee AIDS Project found in the September 1995 about 25,000 needles per month. Controversial drug makes the rounds 4 is helping intravenous drug us edition of the Journal of AIDS. There hasn't been much con ers avoid one of the many dan For over three years the Mil troversy over the M.AP. needle gers that they face. waukee AIDS Project has had a exchange. In the three years the Besides overdoses and tainted needle exchange program. Itwas program has been running, only drugs, intravenous drug users decided early in 1992, after ex one person has protested, filing ENTERTAINMENT have an increased risk of con tensive research, that a needle a lawsuit that was later dismissed tracting HIV and both Hepatitis Meetthe original Beaver 7 exchange program was needed in court. B and C. and feasible for Milwaukee. Some people suggest that Milwaukee Chamber Theater's The Cryptogram 8 The Illinois AIDS Surveil The M.A.P. bought a van and needle exchange programs en lance Unit has found that, "over hired a two-person staff to run the courage drug use, but research Descendents a great live act .8 3,000 people in Illinois are diag exchange in January of 1993. But shows otherwise. nosed with AIDS each year. Half Hey Kids, Comics! It's Roberta Gregory! 9 it was not until March 14, 1994 The Centers for Disease Con of new HIVinfections nation-wide that the first exchange route took trol and Prevention said," (There (over40,000/year) occur among place. is) ...no credible evidence to date injectors." There are 14 sites around that drug use...frequency of EDITORIAL Sharing needles with others Milwaukee that the exchange van injection...(or) the number of and using dirty needles make Faculty rights on hold 12 visits on Monday through Thurs new initiates to injection drug intravenous drug users one of day. use is increased...as a result of Zaire for the people 12 the highest risk groups for con People can bring their used programs that provide access to tracting AIDS. Research shows needles to one of the sites and sterile equipment." From Gingrich to Ginsberg 12 that increased syringe availabil exchange them for clean The government has banned ity decreases needle sharing. Frank Zeidler's political EastSide Guide.. 13 needles. Those exchanging federal and state funding of "The 39 percent decrease in needles are also given safe sex needle exchange programs, de Prison nurses inspire terror 13 syringe sharing reported by (in kits and other health informa spite research showing that such jectors) in our sample represents tion, as well as shown how to clean programs don't encourage drug Losing the drug war 13 a significant reduction in risk their needles. HIV testing is also that may lead directly to a de available atsome ofthe sites. 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The UWM Post is not an official publication of UWM. April 17, 1997 "The voice ofthe campus" News Student Elections Chancellor Referenda pass April test UWM student organizations. Be Schroeder Speaks UWM per semester, the univer fore the referendum, if the SFAC By Krista Kinnius sity would lose its representation and the SA disagreed on the Staff Writer with the UC. amount of funding, the organiza Out on Tuition! The votes are in! All of the "If UWM did not vote to keep tion would have to go to go through By Angela McManaman dents and the public. While he our membership with us, UWM referenda proposed for the April the process of receiving funds may not enjoy this facet of hisjob, would have lost out on getting News Editor 2 and 3 elections at the University again. he accepts it as an inevitable fac of Wisconsin-Milwaukee have information regarding legislative tor in any administrative position. With 286 votes, Richard Hasse The job of Chancellor comes won. issues, researching issues, and is the new director of the Union with many responsibilities, and He believes the field of higher The four issues students voted would not be able to network with Policy Board, which is involved in as University of Wisconsin-Mil^ education is especially vulner on were the United Council, the other state universities," Tim dining service reformation at waukee Chancellor John able to such criticism, as it is Wisconsin Student Public Inter Casper, UC president said. UWM. Hasse ran for chair be Schroeder will tell you, none of plagued with misconceptions. est Group (WISPIRG), the Seg The Wisconsin Student Pub cause he is interested in student them are to be taken lightly. "The criticism we get is often regated Fee Allocation Commit lic Interest Group, (WISPIRG) issues in the Union. Nonetheless, this is one ofthe thatwe are not working as hard as tee (SFAC), and the Union Policy referendum was passed by 408 "It's ridiculous for students aspects of Schroeder'sjob thathe we reasonably should be," he Board Election. Students also students. Under the referendum to have to pay $3.95 for two pieces said. "I don't think many people WISPIRG will receive a dollar for likes the most; the opportunity to were given a Student Organiza of fried chicken, a scoop of pota realize how hard we work at the every student enrolled at UWM make a strong impact on many of tion Check Off Ballot which listed toes and a vegetable. You can get university. We dedicate our lives per semester. The group, which the issues facing UWM, and most all ofthe University of Wisconsin- better prices at a George importantly its students. to higher education." Milwaukee Student Organiza has a strong emphasis in environ Webb's," said Hasse. "I like the contact with stu Unfortunately, complete tions. mental activism, is also involved dedication on the part of faculty, in community volunteer work. Craig Griffith was elected sec dents, all different kinds across The elections saw a 3 percent retary of the organization through the university," said the Chan Many of the WISPIRG mem voter turn-out. It is estimated that write-in votes. cellor. "I think the best moments bers were disappointed about the 628 UWM students voted. in my job relate to events that I low voter turnout. 160 campus organizations The United Council referen attend where students are being Chancellor CONTINUED ON 6 "We were expecting at least were listed on the Student Orga dum was passed by 459 students. honored for their academic 1,000 students to vote and we nization Check-off Ballot. Each of The United Council (UC) is cur achievements." rently the only statewide student only got approximately 650," the organizations were eligible COMPl€T€ INDOOR Because Schroeder is involved advocacy and research organiza Luke Olson, a WISPIRG mem to receive segregated fee money, GflftDCNING ber said. in virtually all aspects of the uni tion. By passing this referendum, to be allotted through voter re- versity, he is susceptible to a great SUPPUCS UWM students are funding the While the voter turn out was Votes CONTINUED ON 6 deal of criticism from both stu organization with a mandatory small, WISPIRG members were refundable fee of 95 cents per very pleased with the election student per semester. results. One of the main issues that "It's good that we won, with Hydroponics the UC lobbies against is that of out it we could not be here in two tuition increases. Rather, they are years," Kelly Beadling campus; UI€F€flTUR€ urging the state to allocate more organizer said. 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It takes These numbers should in ing. Milwaukee's needle ex They had the option of splitting effect in less than 10 minutes crease. Those students who did change program costs about Rohypnol (pronounced row- the votes among four, three, or after ingestion. not vote the first time had an $140,000 annually. In order to hip-nole) is a new and danger two different student organiza According to the February is opportunity to do so during the curb some of these costs, M.A.P. ous drug commonly associated tions, or of giving all four votes to sue of Open File (the University elections held April 15 and 16. receives $15,000 from a nonprofit with date rape. only one organization. For every Police newsletter), Rohypnol is a The results from those elec organization in Milwaukee and The use of this drug is being student vote, the organization "small, white tablet that is single tions were not available at the $25,000 from another in San Fran reported at many college cam received $1.75 in segregated fee or cross-scored on one side and time this article was written.. cisco. The restof the money comes puses around the country, and its has its manufactur-es name from special events. To receive a effects could soon reach the "Roche" and a circled numeral list of times and sites for the University of Wisconsin-Milwau 1 or 2 on the other side." needle exchange van, call 225- kee. Join us... 229-4578 The drug is often distributed 1511. The drug, commonly called in its original "bubble packag "roofies", is tasteless, odorless, ing", which makes it appear le and dissolves quickly in any liq gal and safe. Rohypnol is not uid. It is commonly mixed with legal in the United States, even alcohol to increase the intoxicat for medical purposes. In other ing effect. "Roofies" have also LSAT1 L GMAT J [GRE ^ J> parts of the world, the drug is been used with marijuana and used to treat short-term sleeping other narcotics. disorders. An anonymous spokesperson take Kaplan and get When taken repeatedly, Mon: Rkk Holmes for the Milwaukee Police Depart Pro Jam Rohypnol can lead to respiratory ment warned UWM students $2 Pitchers into the right school. depression, asphyxiation, and about Rohypnol. "Although we even death. "Roofies" can also Tues: | Import pitchers $5 haven't had any reports on local & micros prevent the user from remem Personalized, Highly trained, campuses," the spokesperson Proven methods, bering how or why they took the computerized study expert teachers who guaranteed to said, "There have been many Wed: Blues Rock Fusion plans, tailored to your know the tests raise your score. drug, and what occurred after individual needs. inside and out. instances of abuse in the Chicago :. ... $2 pitchers they took it. area. We feel it's only a matter of Local, and national law en The Chesterfield LSAT & GMAT classes start this week and in May. time before it reaches our city." Thur: Kings Summer and fall classes are filling now forcement and drug counseling The spokesperson also de Space is limited. Call today! services warn that the use of scribed some instances in which $2 pitchers Rohypnol is increasing, and that $1.50 rails $1 shots the leader in test prep and Rohypnol has been used in sexual admissions counseling students throughout the country assault. "Police departments in should be on the lookout for this Fri: The James several parts of the country have dangerous drug. Solberg Band KAPLAN reported crimes committed with this drug," the spokesperson Sat: Southbound 1-800-KAP-TEST said, "Most involve women who 316 N Milwaukee unknowingly ingest the drug, READ www.kaplan.com lose their inhibitions and memory, and wake up hours later sexually assaulted." Uv>... OR Rohypnol is similar to Valium, but many times stronger. The ELSE. "^ ^ ^ ^ Wolfgang Petersen's direction is an exercise I in pure craftsmanship." §1 - Roger Ebert. 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In the Chancellor's opinion, all of the issues facing UWM are from page 3 important, though they should not detract from the many posi administration, and the students tives that UWM has to offer. is not always enough to make "Here at UWM, students have higher education a priority for contact with top-of-the-line re Because today is everyone. This is especially true searchers and scholars.... Like for UWM, and the other UW-Sys- wise, the students here are very tem schools, which depend dedicated to their education, heavily on government funding. and it shows in the work they do Thus, UWM and school like it here," the Chancellor said. mystery meat day must suffer the consequences of "UWM is a very efficiently run budget cuts. university. "It's frfistrating when the leg islature comes in and cuts the budget, as it does from time to time," the Chancellor said. "It's The Post: frustrating when we're not able to make the case that higher edu cation is more important than Van- prisons." 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The UWM POST We caught up with Mathers in town to help promote the open will run your advertisement at an ing ofthe Milwaukee Coffee Com pany on 5010 W. Vliet. Ifyou'r e in the area, check them out-they've incredibly low rate!! got great raspberry sodas. Post: Your first movie was in while. Call 229-4578 today!! The Trouble With Harry, right? M: I did a lot of things in there. Mathers: Actually not, but that I did "Batman," I did "My Three was one of the films that I did. Sons"-I used to play the next- That was in 1954, but I probably door neighbor on "My Three did 10 to 15 films before I did that Sons," I did "Lassie," "Family one. Affair," a whole bunch of things P: Thatwas the first one I could like that. But basically I had other find a trace of. jobs, so I'd only do those on vaca M: That's because it's a tions or during the summer. Hitchcock film. Shirley P: What were you doing? MacLaine's first movie," one of M: First I went to high school, John Forsythe's first.. then I was in the Air Force and P: Did you have any idea who International Guard. I was in that Hitchcock was at the time? for the nextsixyears. Then I went M: Never. I think I was five. He to Berkeley, I graduated there seemed like a real nice man, he and I have a degree in Philoso was a good director. We shot it in phy. I went into banking for about Vermont and we were there for, four years, and then I went into oh, about nine or ten weeks. It's real estate and then I went back a little different from working at into acting, and that was about a studio where you're at work, 1978 that I got back into acting. and then you go home. When P: Did you find enough suc you're on a location like that, you cess there? tend to spend a lot more time M: Oh, very definitely. I was with each other because you're still selling real estate, and I went more of a cohesive group. 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Between punk bands ever to avoid crappy, dialogue is very quickly paced take some opening with "Loser" and clos unwanted reunion tours, The and usually pretty disjointed time to ing with "Catalina," there was Descendents, performed. And (there's lots of half-sentences) warm up. barely a single pause between you probably missed it. You twit. so that if it's performed incor Weber is a songs. There was no band banter, The crowd, shockingly rectly, it can be a pretty awkward very good no chatting with the audience, enough, was mainly composed of experience to watch. child actor, no needless drum solos. The white guys with really short hair. The Milwaukee Chamber and Descendents were rock personi There were a couple of "that Theater's production of Mamet's Iannone is excellent the whole fied. scenes (all taking place the same guys" (people who wear the T- The Cryptogram, for example, takes way through, but Mani stumbled (As if to verify this, LAZER103 night) flow very well. The final shirtof the band they're going to ten minutes or so to really kick a little through the first ten min was sponsoring this event, appar scene is a truly great piece of see), but most of them seemed to into gear. The story, typical of utes. ently to inform us that the show character-driven theater that's have just picked up the shirts Mamet in its' limited number or was, indeed, "Pure Rock") (And not in the traditional worth the price of admission there. roles, concerns a mother (Angela Mamet way of stumbling. Mamet alone. After the first set was over, the The firstopening actwas some Iannone), her son (Ben Weber) characters always seem to be stum The Cryptogram shows at the properly-trained audience mediocre band I had never heard and her husband's best friend bling and talking over each other, Broadway Theater Center's Stu promptly started hooting for of, andjust to get on my bad side, (Brian Robert Mani). The hus but that's the way Mamet writes. dio Theatre, 158 N. 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The music played was from all had never really impressed me periods of the Descendents' ex too much on their album, they istence, playingas much newstuff came across as a great live band. I as old stuff. (This isn't a criticism; slowly realized that a good por Their new album isjust as good as tion ofthe audience was actually any of their older ones) They there to see them, not the lead act. After the Suicide Machines Descendents CONTINUED ON 12 SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Full time summer positions available for mature & professional individuals for light warehouse/event supervisor. Duties include inventorying and packing of merchandise along with driving and supervising special event crew at event site. 40+ hours per week. Valid drivers license required. Apply today at Fun Services. 185 W Rawson Ave. Oak Creek 762-6200 GET PAID FOR SKILL TRAINING. 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This is the first major pro Gray, this Saturday at 5:30 p.m. in immediately started to do the new A brief fight did break out really different for other an tholo- duction here directed by the new Merrill Hall. The screenwriter of "Leave It to Beaver," we did a TV during the Descendents' set, gies, though the way Naughty Bits PTTP head James DePaul. The the film will be on hand to answer movie called Still the Beaver, and however. The fight seemed to is going now, I am using more of play is, of course, by Shakespeare. questions. The event is free. then "The New Leave It to Bea stem from two angry-looking a variety (remember, I am doing Itruns through May 3, and tickets ver." Honestly, I was really happy white guys with short hair. Fortu a weekly strip with Bitchy Bitch are avaliliable by calling the Fine The UWM Film Department selling real estate. I was doing nately, this was but a momentary that so far only runs in Portland, Arts Box Office at 229-4308. will sponsor its' annual Student real well, and I just did it kind of distraction. Oregon, so I am seeing a lot more Film & Video Festival this Satur as a fluke with Tony Dow, we did All in all, both the Descen of Bitchy than readers that don't The UWM Choir will perform day at 7:00 p.m. at the Union a six-week play, and it ended up dents and the Suicide Machines live in Portland). The other com a preview for their University Cinema. The event will feature being 18 months on the road. put on a great show, though both ics I do, such as Artistic Licentious Choir Concert this Thursday at works by Yasuhiro Ikopachi, P: What was your impression bands did get beer thrown at ness and Winging It don't quite 12:30 p.m. at the UWM Union. Regina Reese, Vertna Bradley, when you were told that they them. What's the deal with that, have the same feel as Naughty Bits The Choir Concert itself will be Jonathon Granett, Becky Banks, wanted to do Still the Beaver} anyway? Why do people throw stories. I also try to do more pages performed on Saturday, April 19. Katie Konrad, Gene Renter, M: Well, itwas obvious we were beer at the band? Do they like of Bitchy-type stories so there will Omar Sollman, Robert pretty popular; We had been having beer thrown on them? be enough material for the col This Monday, April 21, the Amankoab, David Spector, doing standing-room only busi Water I could see, I guess, but lections, which usually don't con Union's 8th Note Coffee House Sandra O'Claire, Roxanne ness across the country for 18 beer gets sticky when it dries. tain as much of the incidental will sponsor an Earth Day cel Aggrey, Greg Merkovich, Ryan months, so it wasn't like they just But I guess that's kind of irrel stories.] ebration. The 7:00 p.m. concert Plate, Heidi Heistaf and David came up with the idea. They came evant. P: How has the underground will feature folk-Celtic-punk White. up with the idea because of what comics movement changed since musicial Casy Neill. was happening. you started in this business? P: How did you end up in Back G: I don't even know what is to the Beach? meant by "underground" com M: They just called me up. I ics now-days. My term for some work all the time as an actor. I'm thing like Naughty Bits is POST- one ofthe "Tonight Show" regu UNDERGROUND, but that is lars, one of the "Tonight Show" sort of tongue-in-cheek. There players... are Indy comics and Alternative P: You also did the Jag Mundra comics, and really more of a vari fet Gilbert! film Sexual Malice. ety today. I think something like M: Yeah, I was a police officer EROS comics might be the suc Avery U(er fee Inkjet &M#ietf Ourtf in that one. cessors of what were traditionally P: How was working with known as Underground Comix, Mundra on that? Indole Wrtk and of course, [Robert] Crumb is M: Actually, he's really good freelance still doing them. There is really a YowKejm*e ^ ^ ^ friends with my brother. My dazzling variety today and the Work\ brother was the director of pho r\Mnm quality is much better as far as tography on that, so I've known writing and art, in a lot of cases, Jag for a long time. He comes but of course, there is a lot of from India, and he does about derivative stuff too. five pictures a year. 4" P: Are there any comic book P: He's a direct-to-video regu artists out there you'd like to lar. hype?] M: Basically, they've got really G: There is so much being wide followings in Europe. : ; done and I am so behind on it... HA ; have always liked Lee Kennedy's e_0| ' **$i? _ autobio comix, but her work r Post. The doesn't travel far out ofthe UK There are some other people I like but I am not up on what, if Other anything, they are doing cur rently. To be honest, there are not too mnay comics out there Activity White that really move me. Naughty Bitsis published quar Meat. terly by Fantagraphics. AvAiUHe at* AVERY How will you use us today?- UWM Bookstore www.avery.com Editorials April 10, 1997 Cut out the "Route" The UWM acLministration has had its problems with regard to sexual roc LEARN YOUR PLACE, BOY! ^ harassment and forms of discrimination. Obnoxious comments in divi ^A.6. sional committees and in hallways. Absurd tenure hearings. The GO BACK TO THE NEGRO LEAGUES )\ administration's concealment of complaints and failure to file an affirma WHERE YOUBEWNGff tive action plan. Yes, this campus has seen its share of intolerance and >-*td - r stupidity. Complaints have always been problematic. Informal ones do IOUJT nothing, while formal complaints reveal the accuser and subject them to retaliation. The legal system has been stacked against the victim, with a State legislative investigation finding the University's legal department improperly siding with the accused from the first stages of proceeding. But UWM's lack of past sincerity in dealing with this real problem leads us to question the solutions now proposed. For some time now, the chancellor has utilized a mode of faculty LEARN YOUR PLACE, GIRL! discipline known as the "administrative route." This clever instrument neatly gets around some of the regular hurdles to cleaning house, such GO BACK TO WE CLOSET as due process for the accused. What it does is simply ignore the rules for faculty discipline adopted by the regents, which rely on faculty to inves WHEREYOUBELONG/- tigate and recommend a sanction, and lets the chancellor decide after one side has had its say. (The accused can reply, but without the opportunity to fully know and examine the accusation and the accuser.) The Faculty Senate will soon be considering a request that Chapman Hall desist from applying the illegal process. Even if the civil liberties objections to it could be overcome, the "route" dead ends when it encounters state law. The chancellor derives his only authority in this area from the regents and the faculty. But Provost Ken Walters, P.J. Boylan and lawyers up and down the UW have perjured themselves playing Humpty Dumpty with the truth, twisting together the only tender bits ofthe law that even mention a role for the chancellor. Watters is an eel, and the integrity of University Legal is barely better. We reject this cynical use of one wrong to justify another. We make our days as our days make us Opposing theories of history vie blip on History seeking attention. over whether key individuals shape The "Newt" moniker suits him, a Give back Zaire the course of events, or whether slippery cold-blooded creature not grand institutional forces make it firmly committed to water or air but Zaire's strongman Mobutu Sese Seko would have been long gone but insignificant who is speaking in the going where the going's good. for his hope of Western governments pulling his egregious fat out of the House of Representatives or the fire once again. Installed by a 1965 CIA coup against Patrice Lumumba, So there's a poetry of justice in UWM Ballroom. Of course the tidal Zaire's deliverer from Belgian colonialism, Mobutu has been supported the fates ofthe two men. Ginsberg forces themselves are aggregations on the rationale that only a tryant of his ruthlessness could hold the broke the rules of conformity and of many human-scale acts. Perhaps nation's 250 ethnic groups together and suppress socialist uprisings in instead of being crushed, he in the only way individuals can ever order to maintain a stabile climate for foreign investment. spired change and came to his end cease to matter is to let themselves be bathed in admiration. He dared Western nations have intervened with mercenaries and military aid to carried by the waves. howl the names of all things holy put down past rebellions, but that won't wash anymore. Mobutu's losing and all things base, honestly and his grip and the cold war excuses for keeping him there have evaporated, Allen Ginsberg, just admitted to without euphemism, and pros rendering him a pointless embarassment to his sponsors. The gross the Dead Poet's Society, made waves. pered. human rights violations don't disturb our CEO's, but the ruling clique's While the beatnik bard sang at times kleptocratic traits cut into the bottom line. Why bother with him? Change of being tired, of self-negation and Gingrich saw the better dime to is coming. Why not help make the next regime, and make a deal to seeking silence, he never aban be made in siding with Malloch, doned his commitments. Much of and now all seems lost for him. He accomodate your mining and other extractive enterprises? At top, Ginsberg at UWM Mobutu, safe in his Riviera villa from the sweeping insurgency and his the tumescent praise he's received is the most despised political fig for giving voice to his times was well- in 1982. Below, warty Newt ure in American politics, favored by own soldiers looting everything in the path of their retreat, seemed smug (Triturus cristatus). enough until the DearJoh n letters started coming in from world capitals. earned. a fraction of those who find him Last Tuesday's declaration by Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs When his poem "Howl" was put irksome. His colleagues see no lead George Moose that "It is clear that...the Mobutu regime is a thing ofthe on trial in the People of California v. Ferlighetti, an ership from him. The line item veto was ruled past" seems to have started an avalanche. His retinue likened to a heart expert witness on poetry was interrogated as to unconstitutional and the House has an almost attack Mobutu's recation to the snub from Belgium that the Mobutu era whether the verses would survive the test of time. empty schedule, backtracking on welfare reform "had already been over for some time." and French Prime Minister Alain Yes, said the witness, because the trial would make and trying to keep busy by passing the Ten Com Juppe's calling Mobutu "a tired dictator." them famous. Twenty-five years later, the Post re mandments as a concurrent resolution (which ported thatjust this had happened, when Ginsberg means - lucky for Newt - that it's not legally bind But even if Mobutu goes, the West plans to stay. Their troops sit waiting paid UWM a visit. Those were the days when he ing.) on the border where they have been amassing for the last month. All sides hung around Central American hotels mocking of the conflict are looking over their shoulders wondering if foreign His biggest current dilemma is paying that the U.S. attacks on Guatemalan Indians and Nica intervention is imminent That way promises only greater chaos. Mobutu $300,000 fine he got socked with for bearing false raguan peasants. Fifteen years after that, he was must go and his masters must go too. witness to Congress. His colleagues want him to pay excoriating the death penalty. with his own money - imagine that! - but his wife Now it is time for the Zairean people to speak and decide for themselves says no way; she'll leave. All of which causes Newt to what type of government they want. And they have been calling loudly for An interesting contrast can be made with the stall, Congress to drift, and history to wise up to Mobutu's departure. They have been cheering as Laurent Kabila's Alli self-important bit of ocean-borne flotsam whose Gingrich's irrelevance. ance of Democratic Forces for the Liberation ofthe Congo/Zaire march name alphabetically accompanies Ginsberg's. Newt triumphantly into town after town. They have been marching through the Gingrich was a student radical at Tulane, when that When it comes to Newt and history, it's clear that streets of Kinshasa with Etienne Tshisekedi to Parliament to install the seemed the going thing. But when the current history is in the driver's seat. But that doesn'tmean Prime Minister-elect into the office he has for so long been denied, only shifted, so did he. From his market-tested Contract that people can't ever take charge over their times. to face arrest under the state of seige. The people have spoken - they want on America to his gaseous book on renewing Holy the crazy shepherds of rebellion! Real power freedom from tvranny, tiiey want democracy. • • * .... ,4rneric;a, Gingrich shows as a resolute follower, a can. be found. Read "Howl." "The voice ofthe campus" April 17, 1997 Editorials Featured Letter Perspectives Zeidler's East Side Guide Am I paranoid? Conservatism lingers despite college By Tonie Cotton one who may want to oppress or mates have is controlled by prison Dear editor, of progressive activity largely is a destroy you? personnel. Several years ago Iwas The recent article in the East spin-off of this institution of higher Am I paranoid or do Ijust not I've recently read that allega very careful of what I ate for weeks Side Guide on "Activists trying to learning, reinforced now by a coun like shots? Having been in prison tions are being made that the after a guard bragged of contami make a difference on East Side" terculture located both west of the for 11 years, I no longer know if U.S. Government supported for nating our food with AIDS-in- reports on "progressive activists" Milwaukee River and in the Brady what I feel and observe in this eign leaders who introduced fected blood. To a moderate de in the area, examples being street area. The influx of students violent concrete tomb would be crack cocaine to the ghettos of gree his bravado produced some groups in the peace, civil rights on the East Side accompanied by considered real to the non-im California. Stories circulate paranoia among segregated pris an outflow of upper income people and environment movements as prisoned person. The annual through the prison of a fast-food oners, especially those of us of well as in movements of religious to the suburbs. required test for exposure to the chicken chain that laces its food color who harbor suspicions social concern. The East Side has The counterweight to former changed considerably since the East Side conservatism was found TB virus is one activity which with a chemical to sterilize black about the actual intents of the beginning ofthe 20th century when in the old West Side among the makes me and my fellow inmates men, and that AIDS was intro mostly white prison staff. In seg it was a principal location of what working class, and the old South very apprehensive. duced to exterminate blacks and regation everything is handled was then known as "Stalwart Re Side with its German and Polish My daily regimen emphasizes gays. A history of the Cherokees by the staff. publicanism." The Stalwarts rep workers. Today many of the leading the importance of having and reports that white traders gave The consequence of refusing resented the most business ori progressive elements, including maintaining a healthy body, as a TB test is to be placed in "medi ented element of a Republican people who belong to the Socialist well as a mind that thinks clearly. cal lockkeep," which means be Party, live in what was thought of as Party divided betreen Stralwarts Although I have used the medi ing confined to the cell for 24 and LaFoliette Progressives. the "East Side Gold Coast," and cal facilities infrequently, in hours a day, with no opportunity The Stalwarts were supported conservative electoral elements are in local voting patterns by ultra- found how even in the Central City mates are required to fill out and to shower, attend recreation or conservative Democrats, who dif and in the South and West Sides of submit by 6:00 a.m. a Health-O- have visits. In addition, any guard fered from the Stalwarts only in Milwaukee. East Side Socialists are Gram. The medical staff can make approaching the inmate's cell party affiliation ratherthan philoso now among those calling for peace rounds, but most requests are wears a scrub suit and is attended phy. The opposition to Stalwart advocacy, public housing, saving of honored with written instruc by a medical staff member. In Republicans and later the the public schools, a protection of. tions, their favorite remedy be mates are fed at different times, the housing stock, saving the envi "Nonpartisan" bloc when the Stal ing "take aspirin." and are segregated in other obvi ronment, and advancing civil rights. the Cherokees blankets known warts and Democrats joined However, around TB testing to be infected with smallpox that ous ways. The procedure is hu forces in nonpartisan elections to The Socialist influence in the older time the prison medical person exterminated whole villages. I miliating to the inmate who is defeat Socialist Mayor Emi! Seidel areas ofthe City has been replaced only refusing a test. I witnessed in 1912 was the Socialist move by a mixture of Democratic and nel come out in full force. The personally don't believe in con ment under Victor L Berger and Republican conservatism in many procedure is simple for the staff spiracy theories, but havingbeen an inmate who refused the test, Daniel Webster Hoan. cases. This has been accompa to administer. A nurse comes around all sorts of violent men but he relented and tested nega The opposition to the East Side nied by a decline in trade union around with a lab coat pocket full from mass killers to child molest tive. However, the rumors were influence which formed the one of Stalwarts early in this century in of supposedly new, clean syringes, ers to arsonists, I no longer doubt spreading around the prison that the bases of the Socialist move state elections was found in the he had both TB and AIDS. ment. Some Socialists think that stops in front of each prisoner's the ability of people to perpe old Socialist and Progressive par the very success of their advocacy in cell, fills the syringe from the trate horrors on one another. Maintaining a healthy body is ties. Both of those parties were laying the basis for the New Deal of ampule in the other pocket and Most inmates wish the tests one of the few things I believe I poorly represented in this part of FDR and for the prosperity of the then administers the shot to the were administered by an inde can control in prison. The most the City of Milwaukee. A special organized workers after the Second inmate still in his cell. bastion of conservatism was found pendent medical facility. The compelling argument against a World War led to an increased I am a very healthy individual kindest description ofthe prison prison conspiracy is that prison in the lower Third Ward where middle class conservatism. Cornelius Corcoran, "Connie the but I fear getting TB or some medical staff would be indiffer personnel know that if inmates Cork" reigned as Alderman for 40 One should not be too dismiss thing else from the shot. The ent, the worst would be openly have an outbreak of anything in years, much of the time as Com ive of East Side conservatism. It is issue may be two-way trust. Can hostile. Iwouldn't trustmymedi- this extremely hazardous work mon Council President. still there and had city strength to you imagine being injected by cal records if I had access to them. environment, the outbreak The change toward progres 1956. someone you've never seen, who I believe that records can be would easily spread to the staff. I sive thinking began with students Frank D. Zeidler may have reasons to fear or dis changed to protect the prison wonder if the prison staff are as and some faculty at the old Mil like prisoners, or who might even staff in the event of a lawsuit. paranoid as the inmates? waukee Teachers College, later The honorable Frank Zeidler is a have been attacked by an inmate? So, I guess it isn'tjust the test the Wisconsin State College and former mayor of the City of Milwau now the University of Wisconsin- kee and a leader in the Socialist Can you imagine wondering if that gets everybody's guard up. Tonie Cotton has been transferred from Milwaukee. The current movement Party. the shot is being given by some It's that basically everything in Waupun to another facility. No light at end of drug war tunnel number of planes interdicted, loads of By Babette Grunow armaments and training of military forces, could be justified in terms of fighting the cocaine seized and numbers of smugglers primarily in Colombia, Peru, Bolivia and communist threat With the fall of the arrested. Yet these have very little to do Staff Writer Mexico, the administration cut $53 mil Soviet Union a new pretext had to be with an accurate assessment ofthe success How come with all the money spent on lion earmarked for overseas development found for maintaining a bloated military ofthe policies. Drug Czar Barry McCaffrey the War on Drugs year after year, the prob programs designed for children. When budget, unloading military hardware on acknowledged this, saying, "the street lem seems to be getting worse? The prob other overseas programs from the Drug the Third World and sending advisers to price and availability of cocaine in the lem may be that the government is fight Enforcement Agency and the Defense assist in counter-insurgency efforts. United States have not been demonstrably ing the wrong war with inapropriate means. Department are included the figure bal Youngers confirms this,"Since 1989, the affected by the ...counter-drug effort in Every politician seeks to make political loons to $3 billion annually. drug issue has become the prime means Latin America." points by throwing more money, man What will all that money buy? Accord for military-to-military relations" in this The obvious failure ofthe policy doesn' t power and military hardware at a failed ing to an interview the Progressive maga hemisphere. The U.S. is currently negoti deter the cold warriors turned drug war policy resulting in an ever deepening zine did this past February with Coletta ating to keep 5,000 troops in Panama after riors - they just march on expecting the quagmire reminiscent of Vietnam, suck Younger, of the Washington Office on their scheduled departure in 1999 in com nation to follow. During the Vietnam War ing up more money and lives every passing Latin America, "We're looking at a tri pliance with the Panama Canal Treaty. era there was a protest song called the Big year with no end in sight. pling of U.S. military aid to the Andean U.S. troops have already been in the field Muddy. One line went "we were knee Like the Reagan and Bush administra region-a dramatic increase...Beefing up and patrolling the rivers in Bolivia, Peru deep in the Big Muddy and the Big Fool tions before him, President Clinton has extremely repressive forces in these coun and Colombia. said to push on." Each consecutive verse vowed to be tough on drugs and has this tries will do nothing to cut off the flow of Having been raised from a mere law had them sink deeper, "we were waist year requested $213 million for the Inter drugs, but it will lead to more human- enforcement issue to a full fledged war deep... we were neck deep...," with every national Narcotics and Law Enforcement rights abuses." complete with a Drug Czar, the drug issue command ofthe Big Fool (the President). Account, a $98 million increase over last Why the sudden increase? Prior to the has taken on a rationale of its own. Success In the war on drugs we are already over our year, Tri pr&tf to provide this money for end of the Cold War military programs is counted in acres of crops destroyed*, heads. How much farther can we go on? 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Cost per insertion Total cost Insertion dates • • • mail to : UWM Post, P.O.Box 413, Union Box 88, Mih_y.WI 53201 / any questions call 229-4578 \i ,i>i'-4i _J a.-_> * TI,) ) _.A.C._.i Local sports The UWM men's volleyball ended department veteran its roller coaster season last week, Steve Zimmerman find out the highs and the lows. bids UWM and the Post farewell with his - Page 17 - final column. VOLLEYBALL COMING SOON Women's Basketball New wave of talent reloads roster By Steve Zimmerman twice last season; has the versatil Staff writer ity to drive to the basket and fill the net from the outside. University of Wisconsin-Mil waukee women's basketball fans, get ready for an encore. .(. After this year's breakthrough Andrea-could be a sensation and head coach Sandy Botham's here. She has the potential to first recruiting class on the way, become one ofthe best guards expect double-digit win seasons to soon be the norm. ever at UWM. She has a true Although the college basket jumper and has great finesse. ball excitement has died down since the conclusion ofthe men s UWM Coach and women's Final Four, it just Sandy Botham keeps on going on the UWM front. Combine the return of Mid western Collegiate Conference •n Coach of the Year Sandy Botham "Andrea could be a sensation and Newcomer of the Year Daryl here," said Botham about the 5- Schaffeld with the incoming col foot 8-inch guard. "She has the lection of talent, and the 16-win potential to become one of the campaign from a few weeks ago bestguardseveratUWM. She has could be just a preview of future a true jumper and has great fi of UWM basketball. nesse. - Post photo / Steve Taylor Joining the program are "She needs to put the entire Freshman guard Daryl Schaffeld (right) could have a new cast surrounding her next season. guards Andrea Filipek (Cicero, package together; her defense 111.), Teri Stoltenberg (Green isn't quite there yet." ers in the starting lineup could immediate minutes off the bench at Pulaski and offers unexpected Bay), Lauren Gedonius (Tinley The backcourt combination force Stoltenberg into primarily and continue the Panthers' quickness for a player of her size. Park, 111.), forward Janelle of Schaffeld and Filipek, a sopho a perimeter role. three-guard rotation. "Betsy has the potential to be Jonason (Brooklyn Park, Minn.) more and freshman, have the "Teri's one of the top five "She'll be a three-guard," said a force in the middle," Botham and center Elizabeth Brawner potential to be just as potent as guards in the state," Botham said Botham. "She has a great inten said. "She has great mobility and (Pulaski, Wis.). this year's highest scoring duo "As a shooting guard, she has sity on the floor, but she needs to runs the floor well. She has great Filipek looks to be the jewel of (Schaffeld and Jenny Greger). great three-point range. She bulk up." coordination for someone her the five-player pool and brings a Stoltenberg brings similar size knows the game and has a strong Jonason, 6-1, and Brawner, 6- size. jaw-dropping offensive ability. and a shooting touch to the team. mentality." 3, will provide Botham with more "(Jonason) is a good athlete. Filipek is a remarkable scorer The addition of Filipek with Gedonius, another guard depth in the frontcourt. Brawner She's a rebounder who has a real and reached 40 points in a game Schaffeld and senior Betsy Sand- from Illinois, could compete for and Stoltenberg were teammates nice 12-foot jumper." Sports on the World Wide Web Final curtain falls on sports web search newspapers. Its coverage of the Portsmouth looks like? It's here. How long has Terry By Steve Zimmerman Invitational Tournament over the past Labonte been on the NASCAR circuit? Staff writer week cured the college basketball hungry How big is the Indianapolis Motor Speed fans and satisfied the hungry pre-NBA way? Just a few clicks on the mouse and all After a short delay, the final install draft crowd. It provided intimate descrip the answers are revealed. ment of hot sites has finally arrived. 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Won www.milwaukeemustangs.com, that gives ings, on-line chat sessions, WNBA links, analysis of NBA items that miss making the dering who Jimmy Vasser is and what is car indoor football the attention it deserves. April 17, 1997 "The voice ofthe campus" Sports •#• Season finale creates questions By Steve Koenig wanted. well." said. formed consistently well in the Staff writer "I'm not very happy with the There were quite a few out Junior middle blocker Bill matches he played. In a match record," he said. "We're trying standing individual perfor Cornelius had a sensational sea with Thomas More, hit had a hit The road to the conference to figure out what we could've mances, as well. son. He led the team in blocks ting percentage of .737, second- itle took a nasty detour for the done differently." Junior middle blocker Ryan with 87, pushing his career mark highest for a match in Panther niversity of Wisconsin-Milwau- One thing the Panthers Dudley led the Panthers in kills to 178, a school record. He also history. ee men's volleyball team Satur- couldn't change was the sched this season with 301, the second- had a record hitting percentage "Nate did a greatjob for us," ay, as the Panthers found them- ule, which Deppe said was one of highest season total in team his of .359, and now has a career mark Deppe said. elves swept by Indiana-Purdue- the toughest the team had ever tory. That brought his career total of .349, yet another record. Next season will again see a ort Wayne. The Volleydons, play- seen. to 635, second-highest ever. He "Bill is simply a great hitter, change in the schedule for the ng on their home floor, beat the "We played ten to fifteen also hit .272, fourth-highest ever, and a terrific blocker," Deppe Panthers. With Clarke College anthers 15-5,15-6, and 15-8. matches against nationally- raising his career mark to .264, said. joining the MIVA, there will be The Panther defense was un- ranked teams," he said. "This second-highest in team history. Sophomore setter Pete two divisions of five teams. There ble to stop the Volleydon attack, was just a tough schedule." "Ryan really provided a lot of Dietrich finished with 653 assists is a chance the Panthers will be in s IPFW hit at least .405 in each Despite the problems offense for us," Deppe said. despite missing some matches at the same division as Clarke and ame. through the season, Deppe said Junior Greg Hinkel came away the end of the season due to a Quincy, two ofthe weaker teams Junior outside hitter Greg that there were some brightspots. with 268 kills, third-highest in sprained ankle. Dietrich now in the conference. inkel led the way with 16 kills in "I'd say winning the Reebok school history, bringing his ca holds the career mark with 1,397. "What we want to do is beat 1 attempts. Invitational would be the high reer total to a record 777. Hinkel While Dietrich was out, Mike the better teams in the confer The loss put the Panthers' fi- light of the season," he said. and Dudley also tied for the team Kopesky stepped in and came ence," Deppe said. al record at 13 wins and 18 losses, "Taking California-Santa Bar lead in digs with 114, which ties away with 264 assists. "We beat Loyola on their ncluding 6-10 in the Midwest- bara to five games was also great. for third on the all-time list, and "Mike did a greatjob in Pete's home floor, which gave us a boost. rn Intercollegiate Volleyball As- In fact, the entire California trip leaves Hinkel with a career record place." Deppe said. We want to beat Ball State and ociation, good for sixth place. was great. The team was disorga of 333. Senior middle blocker Nate Ohio State. That will really lift us The former record was not nized at the time, and they came "Greg proved to be a better Lensink sat out a few matches up and make the other teams hat head coach Tom Deppe back together and played very ball-handler this year," Deppe with a broken finger, but per respect us." Outdoor Track and Field Coyer sports, Vuchichevich wins at All Sport Relays short ofthe UWM school record. By Steve Zimmerman top five accolades: the 3,200- (79) and Western Kentucky (73). become It marked the second straight meters, 1,600 and the distance Top five finishes in the field Staff writer meet that Vuchichevich placed medley relay. events by Mark Burdick and Chris in the top three in a major out The UWM women finished Brace locked up a ninth place for famous, University of Wisconsin-Mil door meet. She took third at the with 42 points, behind host the men's team. Burdick took waukee senior Anne Purdue Open March 29 with a Southeast Missouri (160 points), fourth in the javelin throw and Vuchichevich anchored a sixth make distance of 44-3 1/2. Marquette (151), Tennessee- Brace earned fifth place in the place showing at the 12-team Three relay teams all earned Chattanooga (108), Illinois State high jump. Southeast Missouri State All millions. Sport Relays April 5 in Cape Girardeau, Mo. with the lone first Start at the place finish. 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Mother Nature kept her promise by keeping the skies clear of moisture, but she was helpless to stop the rain of souvenir baseballs that marred an otherwise respectable 5-3 Brewers win against the Texas Rangers. Rowdy fans pelted the Milwaukee County Stadium field with souvenir baseballs causing two delays and almost forcing the Brew Crew to forfeit the game. Brewers coach Phil Garner even had to plead with the fans like a father to his mischievous children to stop the foolishness so that game could continue. As it turned out however, the shower of balls was only the center piece for a showcase of arrests of 119 people for a number of county ordinance violations that included: throwing objects onto the field; public drunkenness; bringing intoxicants into the stadium; public urination; and battery. While there is no excuse for over anxious and idiotic behavior on the part of some fans, you have to question the management logic in giving away baseballs as a promotional event for an opening day game. With tens of thousands of people gathering together on a day that is no less sober than a fiat party during hell week, you have to wonder why anyone would want to arm these joyous mobs with projectiles. Following this line of logic it seems possible that next season baseball officials will promote long neck bottle day, whereby fans will be given a choice of their favorite beverage in a glass before the game. Restoring order in the stands during a game like this would be more chaotic than stopping an Al Bundy fight in the Jiggly Room. Milwaukee was not the only to team to give away the souvenirs, but several other teams also gave away the free baseballs. It seems that Kansas City Royals officials' were also royally embarrassed after fans there threw their free baseballs onto the field. Major league forfeits seemed to be on the tips of everyone's tongues last Monday. For the Milwaukee Brewers, the baseball showers would have been enough for one day's worth of an Excedrin headache. But Monday promised more than just time delays and arrests. Brewers fans who were courageous enough to brave the cold weather were slapped with a bitter twinge thanks to a wind chill that plummeted into" the teens. Bursting water pipes also highlighted the bizarre day and doused an already icy crowd. All in all, it is a wonder that the Brewers game was played to its y_f N KILLER. continuation. Many people have described last Monday's fracas as the worst in the Brewers' home opener history. Whatever. With all ofthe chaos, it's hard to even remember that the ^ or fast relief from the nagging ache -of taxes, as retirement income, the money you don't send Brew Crew won the game. Fwe recommend TIAA-CREF SRAs. 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