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VOL XVIII, NO. 24 the indepemknt s!lldent newspaper serving notre Jame and saint mary's WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1983 Labor Union worried; Eastern demands cuts Associated Press San Francisco," said Michael Gerlich of Houston. He and a companion, Continental Airlines resumed Connie Harrison, also of Houston, some of its flights at discount rates were planning to travel from Hous­ Tuesday three days after going to ton to Portland, Ore., one of78 cities bankruptcy court, while a union Continental served until Saturday leader denied claims hy Eastern ·when it trimmed its destinations to Airlines that it must chop wages by 25. 15 percent to avoid Continental's On Monday, Eastern Airlines fate. Chairman Frank Borman said in a The first Continental DC-9 took videotaped message that without off from Houston in the fog at 7:31 across-the-board pay cuts, the a.m. with six passengers aboard. Miami-based carrier will he forced Billie Tafelski, who checked in the to go to bankruptcy court or cease passengers for the flight, said she operations altogether. wished she had .their addresses "so I But Charles Bryan president of the could write them a thank you let- 13,000 member union of Eastern ter." machinists, said: "we do not accept Pilots were working at less than his doomsday remedy." half salary and the airline was flying "We've done extensive research Observer Photo/Hamil Cupero to fewer than one-third of its pre­ at Eastern Airlines and they're not vious destinations. Only 35 percent about to go bankrupt," Bryan said. Daily dose of lines of its 12,000 employees were on the "The only reason they would go job. bankrupt is if they did it the same as These unfortunate students are victimes of a suggested that class schedules be adjusted to Continental on Saturday filed for (President Frank) Lorenzo at Con­ phenomena which curses a major portion of the eliminate the inconvenience. A new cafeteria on protection from creditors while it tinental to destroy the unions," he lu nch diners--long lines. An editorial recently the east quad might be the best idea. reorganizes under Chapter I I of said. "The company is not in that bad federal bankruptcy laws. It cited of shape." $471.9 million losses since January Bryan suggested Eastern boost U.S. denies Japanese news reports; 1979 and blamed low-cost competi­ revenues by limiting discount fares. tion, reservations systems con­ Eastern spokesman Tom Myers trolled by two other carriers and said, "We're not going to debate. labor costs. The tape will do all our talking." 'We have not found the black box' The Houston-based airline, once Eastern lost S I 06 million during Associated Press have absolutely no information that foreign observers to one of the the nation's eighth largest, offered the first seven months of the year af­ would confirm the Japanese media search ships. S49 one-way fares on domestic ter sustaining a net loss of nearly S75 TOKYO U.S. spokesmen reports on recovery." He told repor­ Japanese government spokesman flights until Friday, and after a slow million last year. denied Japanese news media reports ters "there is no indication that Masaharu Gotoda, the chief start Tuesday morning, travelers Borman's message to the 37,500 Tuesday that the U.S. Navy has anyone has located the flight re­ secretary to the Cabinet, said the began queuing up for the cut-rate Eastern workers called for l 5 per­ located the flight data and cockpit corder and is about to haul it up or Japanese officials were invited to be tickets. cent wage cuts effective Nov. I and voice recorders of the South Korean anything ofthat sort." present when the Americans tried to "We'r having to go roundabout airliner shot down by the Soviets al­ Navy officials in Japan say they bring up the recorders. but we'll get to spend some time in see PLANES, page 4 most four weeks ago. have no direct information on the "As of this afternoon, we have not progress of the search north of Hok­ found the black hox; I'm not waffling kaido, Japan's northernmost island. on that one," said Lt. Gary Shrout, The U.S. task force reports to the spokesman for the U.S. Navy in fleet headquarters in Hawaii, the in· Reagan wants increased IMF help Japan. formation is relayed to the Pentagon But his superior officer Capt. in Washington, and the Pentagon Heber E. Darton, was less incisive. tells the Tokyo spokesmen. Associated Press efforts to win congressional ap­ president on the IMF bill. No He said he had been in contact with NHK, The Japan Broadcasting proval of an increase in the U.S. con­ Republicans ere targeted in such a Washington and 7th Fleet headquar­ Corporation, reported Japanese WASHINGTON President tribution to the IMF, although manner. ters in Hawaii, and "neither has any­ government sources told U.S. ships Reagan told Congress yesterday sharply different versions have White House spokesman Larry thing at all to indicate any change in pinpointed the recorders at a depth it should abandon "harsh rhetoric passed the House and Senate. Speakes said there had been no deci­ the situation." of 2,300 feet in international waters and unreasonable demands" and get Opponents contend the money sion on whether Reagan would President Reagan, asked hy repor­ west of Moneron, a small Soviet is­ on with an S8. 5 billion boost for the would be used to bail out interna­ respond to O'Neill's request for a let­ ters in Washington if the United land off southwest Sakhalin. International Monetary Fund (IMF). tional banks that have made ter. States had recovered the recorders, Bolstering the report that Failure to act, the president "imprudent" loans to developing na­ replied, "I have no knowledge that recovery operations were about to warned, threatens an "economic tions that already are heavily in debt. The United States is the largest we have. No." begin, a Navy helicopter flew two of­ nightmare that could plague genera­ Speaker Thomas P. O'Neill has contributor to the IMF, and its lead is Alan Romberg, the State Depart­ ficials of the Japanese Maritime tions to come." refused to move the legislation followed by the other world ment's deputy spokesman, said "we Safety Agency and eight other Reagan spoke at the opening along until Reagan meets his economic powers. meeting of the IMF and the World demand for a letter of apology to 20 Bank, the two biggest lending House Democrats who were at­ If Congress fails to approve the in­ agencies in the world with 146 tacked in a Republican campaign let­ crease, Reagan predicted, other in­ member nations. ter for "supporting communism" dustrialized nations would refuse to The president has been stymied in when they voted to support the provide their share. HPC plans United Way fund drive

By JANE KRA VCIK eliminating dorm competition was "Many requests have been made for News Staff a positive step. "I don't agree with stereos and video cassette advertising the amounts of dona­ recorders," Cade commented. Preliminary plans for a United tions. I think that you might collect A representative of the Way fund drive were discussed last more money without as many Homecoming Committee announc­ night at the Hall Presidents Council negative feelings through ed that a "great legs contest" will be (HPC) meeting in Lewis Hall. eliminating dorm c_ompetition." held as a part of the Homecoming The emphasis of the drive will be , A matching funds program in activities. place upon the total amount col­ which the University augments the Those wishing to enter the con­ lected on campus in order to money allocated by the HPC to the test should send a photo to eliminate competitiOn among dorms also was discussed. Scott Maureen O'Neil in room 848 Pas­ dorms. HPC chairman Mike Carlin Cade, manager of the matching querilla East by October 19. The said this year there would be "more funds program, announced that the winner will be announced at the pep emphasis on education for people budget this year was increased from rally before the Pittsburgh game. Observer Photo/ Hamil Cupero who don't know what they are $10,000 to $20,000. HPC representatives Joe Grace and Steve Mason attentively donating to." The money will mainly be used The contest is open to both men listen at last night's meeting in Lewis Hall. Lyons' president Susan Joyce felt for social spaces in the dorms. and women. ------

The Observer Wednesday, September 28, 1983 - page 2 In Brief' · The questions continue

President Carter's evangelist sister Ruth Perhaps this column is overdue ... Carter Stapleton, 54, died Monday of pancreatic cancer. Mrs. After watching Notre Dame get abused on national Stapleton wrote two books entitled "The Gift of Inner Healing" television Saturday night, and realizing that the Irish David Dziedzic and "Brother Billy." Mrs. Stapleton established headquarters for have lost five of their last six games, many people are Editor-in-Chief her ministry on a 29-acre northern Texas ranch in 1978.- AP asking some probing questions. Why? Why is it that a football program that has had three of the best recruiting years in NCAA history Inside Wednesda (according to the experts) has gone 12-12-1 over the past three seasons? When dozens ofParade high school a 1983 graduate of Notre Dame, Brian Buescher, 22 All-Americans are assembled, shouldn't they at least be destined for greatness under the Dome, I tape-recorded and formerly of Decatur, Ind., was found dead Sunday morning in able to stay above the . 500 mark? the speech, which quickly turned into an impromptu his Orlando, Fla. apartment. Beuscher was stationed with the U.S. Why is it that a program that was one win away from a pep rally. Navy in Orlando. The cause of death remains under investigation national championship in 1980 has literally fallen apart? When asked what the most important job a football by U.S. Navy officials and Orange County, Fla. police units.- The Were John Scully, Scott Zettek, Tom Gibbons and Pete coach must do, Faust had a concise answer. Keeping the Observer Holohan (the four starters who graduated after the 9·2- team on an even course, he said, is the most important 1 1980 campaign) so valuable that the team's record thing a coach can do. A team won't be successful if it's should fall to 5-6 the following season? psyched up for only a few teams on its schedule, he said. Why is it that a team with the benefit of some of the The object is not to get too high for the good teams and greatest coaching minds in the college ranks looks so not too low for the poor teams. In Harare, Zimbabwe, more than 2,000 women, disorganized week after But now, in assessing the waving clenched fists and anti-British placards, marched on the week? problems of the past few British High Commission to protest what they called British in­ And, finally, the crucial seasons, one glaring fact terference in the affairs of their country. The demonstrators, many question - is it time that shines through - ·Faust with babies strapped on their backs, shouted "pack up and go" out­ Father Joyce admits that he teams have been incredibly side the commission. Britain has protested to Zimbabwe, the made a mistake? inconsistent. former British colony of Rhodesia, . for detaining six white air When Dan Devine an­ In each of the three seasons, the Irish have force officers after they were acquitted of capital charges of nounced his resignation in August, 1980, speculation posted highly impressive sabotage. Prime Minister Robert Mugabe said Britain's about the identity of Notre and enthusiastic victories in "interference" jeopardized relations between the two countries. - Dame's next coach came the opener, only to encoun­ AP from all over the country. ter a myriad of problems People like Don Shula, Joe thereafter. LSU in 1981, Restic and George Welsh Michigan under the lights in . . were nominated. We even 1982, and Purdue in 1983 heard that Lou Holtz was in­ were all indicative of the Of Interest . · 0 ... terested. wealth of talent the Irish But what everyone didn't possesed. Talk of a national know was that, in the eyes of championship was rampant Sophomores interested in a career in government the only man who counted, each year. But it quickly ended each season. are eligible for scholarships from the Harry S. Truman Scholar­ there was only one man for the job. And so, after a couple of months of toying with Not only have Faust teams been unable to rebound ship Foundation. A meeting will be held tomorrow afternoon at 4 the media, Father Joyce announced that Gerry Faust from disappointing losses, they have been unable to in room 12I O'Shaughnessy Hall, for those interested in applying. would be Notre Dame's next head coach. rebound from big wins. The scholarships are awarded on the basis of merit and cover tui­ As everyone knows, Faust took the campus by storm. Obviously, something has been wrong with the tion, room and board, fees and books up to a maximum of $5000 He visited every dorm, male and female. He played fris­ Notre Dame football team for the past three seasons. annually. Father Robert Austgen, assistant dean of Arts and Let­ bee with the students. He ate pizza with the students. Some people suggest an attitude problem. I disagree, ters, has additional information on the program.- The Observer Everyone loved him. Compared to Dan Devine, he but even if that argument is accepted, the finger still looked like Knute Rockne. In fact, people (including points at one man. If the coach can't motivate the team, Digger Phelps) started comparing him to Rockne. All of who can? this before he ever led the Irish onto the field. However, don't look for Father Joyce to swallow his The Regina Hall election results are tinally_in. Now, three years and 25 games later, Faust would be pride and ask Faust to resign if these problems continue. The new officers are Karen Cook, President; Jenny Blanz, Vice­ lucky to have the respect that Dan Devine had on The image Faust portrays is everything that Notre Dame president; and the new treasurer for the 1983-84 school year is campus. The mystique, the luster, the enthusiasm has all wants in a coach. To remove him from the job would be Susan McCrory. - The Observer worn off. That sort of thing happens when a team loses. tantamount to admitting that winning is everything at Students and alumni are tired of hearing about a great Notre Dame. And as Father Hesburgh makes perfectly school, about a great student body, about a great tradi­ clear whenever he gets the chance, winning is not tion. They want to hear about some great wins. everything at Notre Dame. The Board of Governors of Saint Mary's met Coach Faust's first dorm appearance came at Morris­ Monday night in Haggar Hall. Among the subjects on the sey Hall. Anticipating, like everyone else, that Faust was Or, at least, it's not supposed to be. meeting's agenda were the United Way collection, which will be run by the individual dorms. Adiscussion of new shuttle routes was ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• also hashed over. Suggestions were made concerning the buses no The_Obseryer longer stopping at McCandless and Regina halls but at the Lemans ! Still Time To : and Holy Cross halls. - The Observer :• Join the Ballroom :• Registration continues for the Saint Mary's College Bowl games at the Haggar College Center reception desk until Oct. : Dance Class : 6. 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Music By "Dewan" Author celebrates M* A *S*H era 10PM·3AM

Go Irish! Beat Colorado!!! By RAY FRONK Among other topics, Reiss will "An Evening of M*A*S*H" is News Staff discuss the close relationships sponsored by the Student Union between the actors, as well as the Academic Commission, and is part Author David Reiss is inviting pranks and practical jokes that of a series of lectures and presenta­ the Notre Dame community to went on b~hind the scenes. tions which has a common theme • Seniors • hang out with Hawkeye, B.J., Reikss, who became interested in of "transitions." The series will be Radar and all of their favorite M* A *S*H the first time he visited centralized around an analysis of characters from the popular televi­ the set, ended up spending two and change, and will examine ac­ sion series "M* A *S*H" tonight in a half years with the cast. His in­ celerated advances in scientific, the Library Auditorium. timate account of the making of the political, economic, religious and Applications for Senior Formal He will be discussing his best­ series and how it was put together is cultural aspects of our society. selling book and providing a rare featured in his book. Committees may be picked insight into behind-the-scenes ac­ up Monday, September 26 tion on the set of the program. Titled "An Evening of Through Wednesday, September 27 M*A*S*H," the presentation will Computer snooper caught at LaFortune or SMC Student Activities include a sound-slide show of the actors discussing their thoughts and Due 5:00 PM Monday, October 3 Associated Press "anything we please" was lured into feelings of the hit TV series. Also a trap with the promise of more featured will be a blooper reel con­ STILLWATER, Okla. -A student computer codes, authorities say. sisting of humorous blunders and who raided a computer that "I got pretty scared there," said mistakes made throughout the operates a university message hoard Sean K. Riddle, 18, a freshman at Ok­ eleven-year history of the series. and threatened to make it display lahoma State University who was ar­ rested at a pay telephone in the lohhy of his dormitory. Riddle is accused of using his ND STUDENT ACTIVITY All Sophomores interested in home computer to gain access to a FEE APPEALS computer and enter messages that Making the festival happen: could have wound up on a display at a husy Stillwater intersection. "You thought 'WarGames' was a Attend the general meeting for movie, hut it is a reality," read one Thursday, September 30 is the deadline for the message. Another warned, "There:: is ND clubs and organizations for appealing the no way to catch us." SOPHOMORE LITERARY FESTIVAL Riddle, an electrical engineering May allocation decisions. All appeals must be in major from Oklahoma City, was ar­ writing and addressed to the Director of Student rested in the lohhy of his dormitory Sept. 20, the day after school officials Activities. The deadline is for appeals only. noticed the cryptic messages on Requests for funds from new clubs or from their computer screens. Thursday, Sept. 29 at 7:00 He pleaded innocent to unlawful groups which did not apply in April will not be in Chautauqua Ballroom, procurement of telecommunica­ accepted until January, 1984. tions services and larceny of com­ 2nd Floor LaFortune puter time, hoth misdemeanors, and was released on S500 hond pending an Oct. 26 preliminary hearing.

*********************************** * *t Just in case you missed the first one, the Notre *t * Dame Progressive Musik Club will have * t its second meeting on Wed., Sept. 28 in the ! * Architecture Auditorium at 7:30 sharp. All * t those interested should attend. t * Rebel * * * t**********************************: *

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AsNOciated Press Wooden Indian Western Store WASIIINr this, it authorizes the administration to keep the I ,600 Marines at their peal·ckecping posts t<>r up to a year and a halt: [...... -H. lUI ... Planes EDUCATIONAL CENTER It continued from page 1 other concessions later. But labor is adjustable and most airlines have taken steps to bring costs down. Continental's petition to seck court protection from LEARN ABOUT SHK PROGRAMS creditors while it reorganizes under the Federal B;mkruptcy Act is the most radical, hut some analysts say it may not he the last airline to file t<>r Come Visit Us in Our New Location at hankrupl'ty protection to get out from under costly labor contracts. Arguments on whether the law em he stretched that far will he heard next month by the U.S. Supreme Court. SOUTH BEND AREA Eastern Airlines, which lost $94.4 Stanley H. Kaplan Ed. Clr. million in the first half of the year, 1717 E. South Be11rl Ave. has demanded that all its employees take a I '; percent pay cut or the South Bend, Indiana 4G637 airline may have to shut down, or file for h;lnkruptcy protection. (219) 272·4135

Frank Borman, the Eastern chair­ man, has frequently asked his employees for concessions. "Whether this is the time he means it or not, I don't know," said Patricia NEWI BIGGERI BETTER AND fVDRE CavFORTABLE FACILITIES \~ILL BE Fink, h:adt·r of the flight attendants' union, which has an Oct. 12 strike AWAITING YOU ------AND deadline.

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------~ Showcase Wednesday, September 28, 1983- page 5 Miss Manners The well-mannered toddler by Judith Martin

I)ersonally, Miss Manners has always believed that the purpose of r summertime leisure was to allow her to lie back against the cus­ hions of the porch swing and ruminate, while everyone else ran about for their health, being sporty. In principle, she has nothing against the idea of using the time for self-improvement, if only she could think of something to improve. Others may certainly do so, and children probably should. So you would think, given Miss Manners' crusading spirit when she begins to think, in the fall, that she would be pleased beyond measure to hear of American children having spent their summers attending eti­ quette camp. Indeed she was, at first. With all her heart, she believes that man­ ners must be taught by parents to their children, 14 hours a day (nine hours for sleep, and no shouting instructions to them while Dan Osborn of John, Dan and the Chicken Wing Band Observer Photo/Scott Bower they're in the bathroom) in order to be effective. But she has also noticed that there is a lot of remedial work to be done, and is heartily grateful for all assistance in this noble effort. Imagine her horror, however, when she found out some of the Chicken wings on the flip side things that were being taught at the etiquette camps. There was one story about 3-year-olds having been trained to kiss ladies' hands - tune to invest money in it. So in the song, "It's sick but I like it." The possibly the most extreme example of bad manners ever per­ byDanKopp fall of 1982, with financial assistance group has yet to realize its goals of petrated upon an innocent child and his hapless victims. Hand kiss­ guest columnist from friends, the Osborns and their having the record played on The ing is not properly performed at all by Americans, by children or, band, John, Dan, and the Chicken David Letterman Show or The Dr. literally, by anyone - a mature European gentleman who has been 'vJhat do Midwestern cows and Wing Band. went to a studio in Buf­ Demento Radio Show. brought up to do so may kiss the air above the hand of a married lady W barbequed chicken wings falo to record a single. They incor­ Osborn's performing credentials only, but anyone else who tries it is being pretentious and ridiculous. have in common? Both are the porated the project into The Serious include winning the 1981 An Tostal How many 3-year-olds, or 13-year-olds, in this country know how topics of a new novelty record being Dude Music and Publishing Co. impersonation contest as a fresh- · to greet someone correctly by looking him or her in the eye, shaking sold in the bookstore. What makes For the flip side ofthe single, Os­ man, regularly performing a stand­ hands and saying clearly and pleasantly, "How do you do?" That is . the 45 record even more novel is the born composed "I'm a Cow." "I've up comedy act at the Nazz, and what one ought to learn at camp if one is not learning to make gimp fact that both songs were composed always loved the awkward grace of acting in several plays on campus. lanyards. and sung by Notre Dame senior Dan the bovine," says Osborn. '"The Cow Though he is an English major, Os­ Other children were being taught to order food in French, take af­ Osborn. Song' deals with the classic theme of born is not concerned about the ap­ ternoon tea and refrain from drinking the water in finger bowls. It was five years ago that Dan and man versus nature - a theme which parent inanity oflyrics like: These are all useful skills. May Miss Manners assume that they were his older brother, John, natives of manifests itself in the art of cow­ I'm a cow; already proficient in eating chicken, chewing with their mouths Buffalo, New York, decided to write tipping." Osborn says he ap­ See me run. closed and generally making themselves pleasant during family din­ a song about one of Buffalo's culi­ proached the song with a '60s Here in my pasture ner - remembering to refrain from announcing all their food nary specialties- barbequed chick­ arrangement in mind. "IfJim Mor­ I'm having fun. dislikes? en wings. What they came up with rison were a Hoosier I think he "That song is truly sublime," There was a refresher course in how to ride in a limousine, which, sounds sort of like a parody of the would have written 'The Cow Osborn asserts. "You need to search in Miss Manners' experience, is one of the least difficult oflife's trials. SO's hit, "Teen Angel." Osborn says Song,"' Osborn speculates. for the meaning." Riding on a public bus so that nobody's feelings or shins are bruised of his and his brother's song (which, After the record was released last And those who want a copy of the seems to be one of the most difficult. fittingly enough, is entitled "The winter "The Chicken Wing Song" record need to search no further What upsets Miss Manners profoundly, presuming that a person Chicken Wing Song"): "It involves a received air play on New York radio than the jewelry counter of the whose biggest burst of energy is toward the lemonade can be said to woman choking to death. And you stations and Buffalo's NBC affiliate bookstore. be profound, is that all this perpetuates the public idea that manners can dance to it, too." WGRZ did a story on the band. Buf­ 'Dan Kopp is a senior from Ander­ are a series of snobbish gestures that the rich, or those who wish to The Osborn brothers' friends falo disc jockey Danny Nevereath of son, IN. He is double majoring pass for rich, use to intimidate the poor. were impressed enough with the _ WKB~,_!

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Wednesday, September 28, 1983- page 8 Can the Irish stand up to the Buffaloes?

s Writer Irish Items

Hello again, everybody! This week Notre Dame takes the advice of Horace Greeley to "Go West" and take on the Colorado Buffaloes in Boulder. Originally, this game was looked at as a cakewalk for Notre Dame by many experts, but now that the Irish have lost five of their last six outings the viewpoint has changed dramatically. Gerry Faust and the Irish must regroup and retain their own confidence, as well as the confidence of the student body. It won't be an easy task, as the Buffaloes are 2-1 and would like to stampede the Irish before the home folks. Rocky Mountain Lows ... If you think the Irish have had things bad during the last few years, you won't get any sympathy from Colorado fans. In 1979, Colorade made Chuck Fairbanks one of the highest paid coaches in college football in hopes he would turn Oreg Bell, seen here in previous action against the program around. Chuck coached more like Douglas Fair­ Michigan State, is out for the season. The junior that he broke last year against Purdue. See story banks, guiding the Buffaloes to a 7-26 record in three years. Exit fullback suffered a fracture in the same ankle below for more details. Chuck Fairbanks, and enter Bill McCartney, former defensive assistant at Michigan. McCartney led the Buffaloes to a dismal 2- 8 record a year ago, but has already equaled that victory total this season. Unfortunately, Colorado has Nebraska and Oklahoma in their conference, which means the only way the Buffaloes will be at the top of the Big Eight is if they list the teams alphabetically. Bell is out for remainder of season A Word About Astroturf ... Since this is the first of three con­ secutive games the Irish will play on Astroturf, it seems a good time to make a few comments about this surface. It seems strange The playing days of junior Greg though he did see action in the se­ year of eligibility left after being a state as renowned for its natural beauty as Colorado would have Bell could be over. The Irish cond half returning kicks. He end­ red-shirted last year. a stadium with a synthetic surface. Be that as it may, you won't fullback fractured his ankle in last ed the game with only four yards The 6-0, 210-pound Columbus, hear any complaints from Notre Dame. The Irish have had great Saturday night's loss to Miami, and on four carries against the Hur­ Ohio native was the fastest member success on Astroturf, losing only twice since 1978 in stadiums with he will be out for the season. ricanes. of the Notre Dame team. He was carpet. In fact, some of the greatest Notre Dame wins in recent "I feel really bad for Greg," said The severity of the injury was not clocked at 4.4 in the 40-yard dash. years ('78 Cotton Bowl, '80 vs. Alabama, '82 vs. Pitt) have come Irish coach Gerry Faust. "After discovered until after extensive x­ on Astroturf. everything that has happened to rays were done on Monday. The loss of Bell means two things In the Buffs ...For the fourth week in a row, the Irish will face him, you just have to feel for him." In other games this season, Bell to the Irish backfield. First, a team that likes to move the ball through the air. Junior quarter­ Bell broke his right ankle last racked up four touchdowns against sophomore Allen Pinkett who back Steve Vogel has improved his consistency this season, com­ season against Purdue sidelining Purdue and then added 114 yards previously shared playing time with pleting 37 of 67 passes this season. He has three fine receivers in him for the rest of the campaign. to the loss to Michigan State. Bell will bear the b runt of the tight end Dave Hestera, split and Loy Alexander, and wingback This year's injury is a cracked bone rushing responsibilities. And two, Ron Brown, who had a big day in last week's 38-17 win over just below the 1982 break. An economics major in the Col­ freshmen Hiawatha Fransisco and Oregon State. Bell sustained the injury just lege of Arts and Letters, Bell could Byron abraham will compete for On the ground, the Buffaloes look to either junior fullback Lee before the end of the first half, opt to graduate this May. He has a the No. 2 spot. Rouson or sophomore halfback Chris McLemore. Both backs have already had 100-yard games this year, and both backs love to dish out punishment. Non-varsity office introduces new On defense, the Buffs sport an outstanding secondary, spearheaded by All-American cornerback Victor Scott. Scott is rated highly by pro scouts, and is a sure bet to go quickly in the Century Club for physical fitness draft. He is supported by two fine inside linebackers, Barry Rem­ ington (38 tackles) and Terry Irvin (44 stops). The weak spot in the Colorado defense is the front line, where the Buffaloes are inex­ By JEFF BLUMB those who are not." to one's own individual program," perienced. So ... Sports Writer One aspect of Century Club will says Derengowski, "because we Guess What the Irish Will Do? ... Somewhere Woody Hayes is be to help those persons who have have a lot of information and smiling broadly. Notre Dame has brought "three yards and a Under the theme "Fitness for exercised infrequently or not a! all resources to help you run a better cloud of dust" back to college football. Allen !Pinkett should run everyone," Non-Varsity Athletics in the past, and sho would now like exercise program. Eventually we a marathon against Colorado, but with Greg Bell out for the year has created a new organization to set up a personal exercise pro­ hope to have a resource center of with an ankle injury, fullbacks Chris Smith and Mark Brooks will devoted to the promotion of health, gram with no commitment involv­ fitness literature. have to pick up the slack. Blair Kiel will get the starting nod at fitness, and personal exercise pro­ ed. "By providing log cards and quarterback, despite an impressive performance by freshman grams. This organization, known "We call it a club, but it is really keeping a progress chart in the signal-caller Steve Beuerlein last week against Miami. Kiel will as Century Club, provides informa­ closer to a service," says fieldhouse we hope to add have to shoulder the responsibility of getting the Irish passing tion, support, and encouragement Derengowski. "We are trying to organization," said Derengowski. game back on track. Another problem for the Irish has been to all persons in the Notre Dame­ create a club low on committment But Century Club entails more penalties--25 in three contests is way too many. Saint Mary's community who wish and high on resources," she con­ than log cards and progress charts. It may sound like a recording, but would someone please wake to have their own personal exercise tinued. "There will only be as In addition, the club offers maps up the pass defense. Bernie Kosar is still waiting to see an Irish program. much structure as you like." showing routes and distances for lineman, and the secondary has seen more passes that a USC "We are trying to encourage Century Club is also for those jogging and bicycling; performance cheerleader. A shoulder injury to Joe Johnson does not help mat­ health and fitness," says Sally people who would like to add a bit sheets to record daily workouts; ters. The situation must improve by Saturday or Vogel will have a Derengowski, Coordinator of more organization and structure to group workout times for interested field day. Recreational Services. "But we are their present individual exercise persons; t-shirts for those in- Buffalo Chips ... Former Notre Dame All-American Gerry also trying to provide for those who programs. already exercise and to encourage see CLUB, page 6 DiNardo is now an assistant coach with Colorado ... Last week was "The club can be a complement the first time the Buffs posted back-to-back wins since 1979 ... This is the first meeting between the Irish and Colorado ... Add Milt Jackson to the injury list. The Fairfield, Iowa sophomore was Notre Dame drops from AP poll seen hobbling with a heavily bandaged leg yesterday.

Associated Press panel of sports writers and broadcas­ made some adjustments. Offensive­ 0 The last team to win a national ters for a perfect score of 1,200. The ly, the main difference was being Pick of the Week ... After getting off tQ a 2-0 start, one can't championship after bdng ranked last unanimous choice for No. 1 ap­ able to hang onto the football." deny the Irish cross country team of Coach Joe Piane is worthy of No. I every week of the season in the parently was Southern Cal, which Texas received all but two of the being this week's "Pick of the Week". The Irish harriers will try to Associpted Press poll was Army in won the 1972 national champion- 1 second-place votes after beating 1945. Now, Nebraska is taking aim at capture the title in the National Catholic Invitational at beautiful ship by claiming all first-place votes. North Texas State 26-6 and Burke Memorial Golf Course this Friday at 4:00p.m. that distinction. Nebraska's latest victim was remained in second place. It's other The Irish have finished second to Marquette for the last three R:mked No. I for four straight UCLA. After trailing 10-0 in the two votes were for third place, years but this looks like the year Piane's runners may dethrone the weeks, including preseason, the second quarter, Nebraska won 42- giving the Longhorns I, 138 points. Cornhuskers received unanimous 10, giving Coach Tom Osborne Warriors. A solid starting five, led by co-captains Tim Cannon Arizona was third, Iowa was and Andy Dillon have been impressive in dual meet wins over Ohio acclaim as the country's top college some reason to doubt his team's fourth and North Carolina was fifth. State and Northwestern. With the return of freshman phenom football team in the latest AP poll, ability to match the Army feat. Southern Cal, Notre Dame, Pitts­ Mike Collins from a leg injury, the Irish will be at full strength and released yesterday. "I was concerned, certainly, about burgh and Boston College, raring to go. The Huskers received all 60 first­ the quality of play in the first quar­ meanwhile, fell out of the Top place ballots from a nationwide ter," he said. "Our defensive coaches Twenty.