Disabled access still difficult for some pus have disabled entrances such as auto- that hallway, she said it is possible she'll said. By NICOLE .. matic doors, these often are on the build- wait there for quite a while before someone Marshall Mitchell, director of Disabled Daily Evergreen Staff ings' most remote sides. Thus, few people comes through to open the second door. Student Services, said WSU has made a Most students have never been shut out use these entrances. O'Connor said even substantial effort to accommodate disabled of a university building, but a handful of when someone in a wheelchair gets " individuals. WSU students cannot get into certain through the outside door, the heavy fire You could wait 20 Students who are having problems with buildings on this campus because they are doors just inside are hard to open while building access usually let him know about essentially "locked" out. sitting in a wheelchair. Since there is not a minutes for problems. He then submits a suggestion Cheryl O'Connor, a 26-year-old senior in lot of traffic, no one is around to open the for a building adaptation to Facilities Plan- hotel administration, said getting to class fire doors. someone to come ning. Johnson Hall is one building O'Connor is often is stressful. She is Quadriplegic and along to open a Earl Muir, planning manager for Facilities apprehensive about entering. The fire doors has been confined to a wheelchair since Planning, said the department requests in the building are too heavy for her to door. she was 13 years old. $30,000 to $40,000 two years for - Cheryl O'Connor every Disabled individuals constantly are open. WSU senior and quadriplegic emergency building upgrades. denied access to certain buildings because "There's one hallway that has fire doors He said Mitchell suggests needed pro- at each end," she said. "If someone opens they cannot get up stairs to entrances or jects and Facilities Planning takes over. because doors are too heavy for them to one of the doors for me, I have to make "Depending on what time of day it"is, The most frequently requested changes open from wheelchairs. sure they open the doors at the other you could wait 20 minutes for someone to Although many of the buildings on cam- end." Because traffic is so rare through come along to open a door," O'Connor See Access: page 3 Local political groups gear up Pullman area Students get into the campaign action

. By NICK WHITON She clarified that the initial fund raising is for the county level, but said the local Contributing Reporter group makes' every effort to accommodate The Whitman County Democrat and as I'nany campaigns as it can. Republican headquarters, both located on Lucian Burns, chairman of the Whitman Grand. Avenue in Pullman, are brimming County Republican party, stressed a similar with activity to prepare for the upcoming point. election. "People in the area individually sub- WSU student political groups represent- scribe to the national ticket through private ing both parties also are participating in the checks, but our fund-raisers are mainly promotion of their respective candidates at used at the county level," he said. all levels of the electoral process. Burns said last year the Republicans in Susan Bryant, Whitman County's Demo- the area made "more money than we have cratic chairwoman, said she is pleased with in a long time" at local auctions and din- the work WSU students have contributed to ners. This money supported local and state the democratic campaign. Republican candidates. "They have been very active in the whole Students also volunteer for the Republi- process," she said. "They work at the can headquarters. Their duties have headquarters, they have done doorbelling included working at booths, passing out and they help with fund raising." buttons and signs, promoting candidates at the Palouse Empire Fair and registering Bryant said the headquarters accommo- voters at the CUB. dates all local and state candidates when they need space to work, and the building The two parties take turns registering also is accessible to national candidates voters and Burns said the student volun- when they visit the area. teers have been "very good." Chris Reykdal, a member of WSU's She added that although many people Young Democrats, also praised the efforts are deeply involved with the campaigns, of the students. there is still a great need to educate the university community as well as the com- "Our strength is in our numbers" he Staff photo by Soot! Garred munity at large about the political process. said. "The volunteers get the word out "People need to know that we don't nec- about candidates through campaign litera- Historic notes essarily contribute directly to the national ture, buttons and posters, and doorbell- ing." political ticket," she said. "We deal mostly Jack Schuman, WSU Fine Arts Professor Emeritus, will display a collection of with the candidates at the local and state Both Bryant and Burns said there will be musical instruments representing more than 400 years of history in the museum of a bigger increase in activity at the party's Fine Arts. See story on Page 8. levels. However, there are people at head- Quarters who work to disseminate informa- headquarters as the Nov. 6 election draws tion about Clinton and Gore to the public." closer. IFuture' day-shows prospective Cougs the campus he said. By ALISON of Admissions Olga Stockle said. Departments and campus organizations Future Cougar Day includes an informa- were allotted space on a first-come, first- The tours will give potential Cougars a Daily Evergreen Staff tion fair that will be held on the intramural serve basis because there are only 70 chance to see where they would live if they Don't be surprised to see about 2,300 field next to Martin Stadium. tables available, Stockle said. decided to attend WSU, Zeller added. new faces on campus Saturday. Seventy information tables will be set Residence Life and Housing and RHA RHA also has a table to offer promotions High school students, their parents and up, as well a stage for WSU's sing and helped with Future Cougar Day by organiz- to newcomers, RHA President Mike Nikula non-students will be visiting WSU to partie- dance performance group, Crimson Com- ing tours through the residence halls. said. ipate in Future Cougar Day. . pany, and two helicopters, WSU Athletics Stephenson Complex, Gannon, Gold- "Our goal for this year is to be more For only $10, Future Cougars can attend Events Manager Pam Bardetich said. sworthy and Regents Hall will be open to recognizable. When students think of cam- a barbecue, a WSU information fair and Departments ranging from Chemistry to tour from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., Stockle said. pus government they think of ASWSU," he watch the Cougar football game against Communication and student groups rang- Residence Life and Housing chose the said. Temple from reserved seating. ing from ROTC to minority affairs will have halls be.cause they are primarlly freshman RHA wants to change that, Nikula added. The Office of Admissions, Residence Life tables at the information fair, Stockle said. halls, Director of Residence Life and Hous- Saturday is also Band Day, Land Grant and Housing and University Relations com- Faculty and WSU students will be at the ing Bill Zeller said. Day, Armed Forces Day and Shriner Day, bined with the Athletic Department to pro- tables to discuss various areas of study The 20- to 3D-minute tours will be con- duce Future Cougar Day, Assistant Director and the opportunities· at WSU, she said. ducted by student leaders from each hall, See Future Cougs: page 3 Page2 The Daily Evergreen

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• National Science Foundation - $14,000 stipend. For U.S. citi- zens or nationals, or permanent resident aliens of the United • Sweaters States. Must be college seniors, first-year graduate students or • Skirts have completed a limited amount of graduate study in science, • Denims and mathematics and engineering. Nov. 6 deadline. • Shirts Save additional • National Science Foundation has Minority Graduate Fellowships - $14000 stipend. For U.S. citizens or nationals who are minori- 20% offlowest ties, or permanent resident aliens of the . Must be college seniors, first-year graduate students or have completed a priced sale items limited amount of graduate study in science, mathematics and engineering. NOll. 6 deadline. N. 123 Grand • Downtown Pullman • 10 - 6 PM Mon. - Sat.

• Associated General Contractors - $1500. For college fresh- men, sophomores and juniors enrolled, or planning to enroll, in a degree program in construction and/or civil engineering. Awards based on academic performance, extracurricular activities, employ- ment experience, financial need and demonstrated interest in a construction industry career. Nov. 15 deadline.

• Saul Horowitz Jr. Memorial - $7,500. For college seniors enrolled in undergraduate construction. or civil engineering pro- grams or persons possessing undergraduate degrees in construc- tion or civil engineering. Must be enrolled or plan to enroll in a graduate level construction or civil engineering degree program. Nov. 15 deadline. Friday Special:

• Advanced Scholarships - $4,000. Available to juniors, seniors 4 FREE drinks with any and graduate students planning to in horticulture, ornamen- tal horticulture, landscape design, conservation, forestry, agron- large PIZZA ordered (Beer omy, plant pathology, environmental control, city planning and/or & Wine included) allied subjects. Must be a Washington resident. Nov. 15 deadline. • Watch the only politically correct comedy show - Live at 8! Everyclay Special: Eight p.m. Fridays on Cable 8. Show up for the live audience in Murrow by 7:30 p.m. 2 mediums wi 2 toppings: • Criminal Justice Majors - Come to an organizational meeting of the club for you. Lambda Alpha Epsilon, Alpha Rho chapter. Only $13.99 (in-store Meeting at 7 tonight in CUB B-19A. and take-out only!) • Phi Alpha Theta, the National History Honors Society, meets at noon today in Wilson 307. .,]]] On the Pullman Rd. 88]• ~ next to McDonald's in • International Friends & Family informational meeting from 2 to . Moscow. 3 p.m. Sunday in CUB 811-13.

• The Ice Hockey Club will be holding tryouts at 5:45 p.m. Sun- day in Spokane at the Eagles Ice-A-Rena. For information call 334-3933 or 334-6007.

• Finance Club social will be at 6 p.m. Sunday at Rathaus Pizza. Dues accepted at this time. Everyone is welcome!

• WSU-Pullman Intn'l Folk Dancers meets from 7-10 p.rn. Fri- days in Smith Gym. Teaching and walk-throughs when needed.

• Agribusiness/Ag Econ Club will have a pizza feed at 7:30 p.m. Sunday at Godfather's Pizza.

• KUGR Double Multiple Album Toss! It's a mystery giveaway at noon today outside Murrow 301. Saturday • Pre-Med/Pre-Dent Club - 8:30 p.m. Sunday in Morrill 140. October 31,1992 • WSU Polo Team - There is a mandatory meeting at 3:30 p.rn. Saturday. Call 332-5415 for more information . 8:00 PM

.. Pre·Chiropractors - Come visit with a Palmer University repre- sentative at 7 tonight in CUB 214. Everyone is welcome.

~""'NAPA~BEEDY/NAPA , 'AUTO PARTS ,..., ® -Locally owned & operated- .NAPA INJECTOR All Seats Reserved CARE $12.00 Tickets at the $ . Coliseum Box Office. Ticket Express-SUB & All G & B Select-A-Seat Outlets Phone orders - 1.39_. 1 AT ~ • Mon - Fri 8:00 to 5:30 • Saturday 8:00 to 5:00 Sale Ends ,10/17/92 lillIs:.et1l13EAsW'll ex )L/SEU.M 334-4511 8.1242 GRAND ,F,r.::::id:.::::ay~,~O~ct_ob_e_r2_:.,_1_99_2 T:.:_h:..:.e_:D:.:a:2_ilyEvergreen - ==~=====-----~------~P~ag~e3 And police Future Cougs: Visitors can were busy ... Along with the excite- ask questions, take tours ment of the Oef Leppard show Wednesday came and learn about WSU a few law violations by • Continued from cover concert -goers. High school juniors and seniors Bardetich said. should visit campuses to see • A person was High school bands will perform ejected from Beasley what they can provide, she added. Performing Arts Coli- during halftime at the football game, Stockle said. seum for pushing a Stockle said she believes Future Cougar Day is important because security worker. Crimson Company will perform • Two people were every 20 minutes on a stage at ejected from Beasley for the intramural field from 11 a. m. attempting to climb on to 1 p. m., Bardetich said. "WSU is a very stage. One was a UI stu- This is the first time the group dent; the other was from special place - has performed at Future Cougar WSU. day, she said. it sells itself. • A man was arrested Information concerning Future - Olga Stockle for fourth-degree assault Cougar day was sent to more Assistant director charges and first-degree than 13,000 people who took the of Admissions criminal trespass. PSAT. • Two people were It was also sent to 6,000 peo- ejected for being in the " ple who took the SAT, Bardetich it recruits as well as letting stu- area without proper tick- said. dents'and parents to explore the ets. Two more were campus. ejected for similar rea- Admissions sent information to The organizers try to cover the sons. One individual was more than 1,000 people inter- whole state by sending informa- transported to the Pull- ested in WSU and new students tion to high school counselors so man holding facility after who aren't sure of a major yet, they can talk to their students, assaulting a police Stockle said. Stockle said. intern. Fliers went to every high school in the state, she said. .In case of rain, the whole party • A male WSU stu- Will be moved to the Physical Sci- dent was ejected for "WSU is a every special place ence Building, she said. jumping row to row. - it sells itself," Stockle said.

• Five people were contacted for possession of stolen tickets reported stolen in Coeu~ d'Alene. Suspects were 1992-93'BERE'SSPORTS PASSESSflLLARE STILL 'IMEAVAILABLE identified and escorted from the building. You can get you_'sportspass, at STUDENT PRICES: • A man was escorted the Beasley Coliseum Ticket ". .yearlong: $7() from Beasley for smok- Office or the Cougar TicKet. fall only: $60 ing in a non-smoking Depot in Downtown Pullman Spring only- $35 area. from ,1oarn-apm Staff photo by Jakub Rehacek Rip-roarin' tunes + It's your ticket to Football, lead singer Joe Elliott screams over the mike as Vivian Campbell adrenalizes 7,100 Pullman fans. Def Volleyball, Men's and Women's leppard came to Pullman to entertain and blow the eardrums out of every single follower of the band Basketball, Baseball and Track. Wednesday night. The band successfully accomplished this with rip-roaring tunes from its albums "Pyromania," "Hysteria" and the newest album "Adrenalize." The performance showcased creative • Cougar Fun & Excitement drum solos, roof-cracking guitar solos and impressive lighting displays. At times it was hard to decide • Cougar Pride ' . whether. to watch the band or the special effects. Fans were enthralled by new high-tech lasers and • 9,OOO;pther W.S.U. movable stage parts. During the two-and-a-half hour show, the act thrived on audience participation. students bought one. Aside from an overwhelming ability to exhaust everyone, half-way through the show Elliott added a touch unlike any other band. Elliott took ten minutes to explain the recent tragedies the band encountered, such as drummer Rick Allen's accident and the recent death of gUitarist Steve Clark. Elliott spoke of the For moreJnformation caik confusion the band underwent when all of this happened. "Through all of this s***, we decided to stick together ... plus, we made a new friend, Mr. Vivian Campbell," he said. "','11 Ptee 1-80O-8o-Cougs ,locally (509)33&-9621 !'ccess: Adaptations costly

• Continued from cover New in the Moscow Hotel: include power operated doors and cuts in curbs so wheelchairs can cross streets. Other projects include installing lower water fountains, making restrooms more accessible for disabled students and providing wheelchair areas in classrooms. Mitchell said he also wants to see better wheelchair seating in the Coliseum and the football stadium because "those are important aspects of college life." The upgrade budget is not nearly enough to make all the needed changes. "The money doesn't go far," Muir said. Power operated doors cost about $3,000. Curb cuts, depending on the location, cost about $700. In the early 1980s, WSU set aside $3.25 million for building access· improvement in response to federal regulations. Muir said a committee was set up to detail improvements on all buildings for the WSU cam- Sunday, Monday & Tuesday o puses. The money set aside for the improvements turned out to be one- Remember this! tenth of the amount of money needed to make every building accessi- October 4, 5 & 6 It won't happen again. ble for disabled people. At the time, WSU did what they could with the money available. Some of the main priorities were handicapped parking and entrances to buildings, elevators, drinking fountains and bathrooms. Q Facilities Planning now is working with a consultant to determine what can be done to improve campus buildings. The university is and from the bar, authorized to spend $100,000, Owen Bratvold, architect supervisor, any of our said. Improvements to make campus buildings more accessible for disa- Microbrews or bled people are not required by state law, although the Revised Code Imports of Washington requires all new structures to be disabled-accessible, but does not require owners of existing buildings to make them acces- 50 sible for wheelchairs. However, federal legislation requires ali public $1 facilities to be accessible to disabled individuals. The federal Americans with Disabilities Act requires handicapped individuals have access to the same buildings as everyone else. WSU students are at a disadvantage because of its hills, especially in Q the winter. O'Connor said getting to class in a wheelchair is difficult. Only three of WSU's housing complexes are accessible to disabled people, Mitchell said. He added that overall. access to buildings is In the Moscow Hotel, off Fourth Street, On Friendship Square "not bad" and said most needed adaptations on campus are minor. Friday, of Washington State University liD PERSPECTIVES

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Unsigned perspectives are opinions of the Daily Evergreen opinion board, signed perspectives and columns are opinions of the author. Reader perspectives should be typed, double·spaced and less than 300 words. A name, signature and phone number must accompany letters. The Daily Evergreen reserves the right to edit for space and libel. and any material viewed overly obscene. Preference in printing will be given on a first come, first serve basis, unless letter does not meet guidelines, then the letter will be printed when space is available. Verbal iudo and the four-letter word Fromthe left Fromthe right Pin k, but the slippery slope carries the mis- i n g Editors note: leftist guided youth slowly from the land of G rat- Ameri- The fol/owing column contains words, hip pie, ings to NC-17 in a matter of minutes. c a's ideas, grammar and punctuation which peyote- Harken back to the days of your dys- future to may be obscene. Please avoid the col· smoking, functional youth and see how the sins of compete umn if you are easily offended and own a ethical, the father have transferred to the son. in busi- firearm. relativist, In first grade the boys called each other ness and Fuckyou, Driscoll. bed wet- buttface. In second grade things worsened crime- No three words could better describe the tin g , and the entire "butthead" syllogism was related rage and emotion felt by frustrated readers chain- spread by casual contact. Now, at the end and a certain leftist, pinko, Castro-loving fields. smoking, opinion writer. Little Johnny would learn firsthand what Wall mentally impaired, communist dwarf sod- Street traders do to each other and what omites rule the political left. Worst of all, the Vulgar or not, verbal prison inmates really mean by "going to See, you can offend people without swearing crowd has an abuse is both the prom." New York cabbies and military swearing. Swearing is relegated to the unfair advantage in sergeants are already required to take such underclass. Thesaurus-phobes use vulgar- necessary and courses. ity as an entire language. Sentences such communicating ideas. educational. The class could be offered in conjunction as, ¢&@? you, I think you're a !!* $% with driver's education. Students could !**$@ are common, but unnecessary. learn the fine art of verbal expression to Why is sounding like a fat biker so of the moral road, viewing Andrew Dice vogue? Open your mind, expand your hori- Clay and old Eddie Murphy is required for Vulgarity is as natural to humans as match their parallel parking skills. zons and learn new and enlightening an undergraduate degree. plastic byproducts are to American cheese Vulgar or not, verbal abuse is both nec- words. Ladies, the only thing more offen- Worst of all, the swearing crowd has an singles. It's impossible to live without essary and educational. In many cases, words are needed to convey emotion and sive than trucker tongue is hairy legs and unfair advantage in communicating ideas. them. armpits. Raw sewage pouring out of glossy Similar to a one-legged man in a butt kick- Inelegant and barbaric as they may be, nothing does that better than the endless pursed lips is vile, offensive and feminist. ing contest, people armed for verbal battle reciting vulgarities can be a legitimate and variety of abusive cerebral stimulants. Please resist the temptation to be just like without profanity have a tremendous disad- necessary part of an argument and conver- A creative verbal onslaught can unleash a limitless amount of insults not yet dis- a man ... vulgar. vantage. sation. Men, you are so cool. While pounding Words like "meanie" simply fail to carry During a particular hostile, if not bloody, covered. In the spirit of "one good insult cheap beer and watching reruns of "The verbal exchange, calling someone an deserves another," an insult demands the entire range of emotions. Outlaw Josey Wales," you can communi- Imagine you're a Rush Limbaugh- loving "insignificant, foreskin-chewing ass wipe" response. It forces the attacked to fire back with a more witty punishing slap. cate with nothing but swear words. Like conservative and your kid comes home will convey more sentiment and truth than Nothing can compare to the embarrass- abortions and bra-burning bind feminists, a from school covered with blood, clothes the pitiful, emotionless standby, "jerk." ment of not having a response to being foul mouth fosters male bonding on the tattered, hair matted and sweat beading off And it might earn the opponent's respect. called the only viable excuse for abortion primate level. his forehead. Philosophers, in their maniacal need to on demand. Sons learn from dear old dad. Dad was You ask, "What is wrong, Biff?" categorize every little thing on Earth, con- As vulgarity improves one's mental a gifted man of many tongues. There were Biff replies, "A big Democrat kid beat sider the use of obscenities and insults as prowess, it also enlarges one's vocabulary. the words used when mom was within me senseless with a copy of the Commu- committing the fallacy of ad hominem. Many, in preparation for fist-fighting fore- hearing distance - these words were bor- nist Manifesto." They argue that it attacks the person and play, consult the wisdom of the dictionary . rowed from greeting cards, Dear Abby and All six-feet-two-inches and 300 pounds not the issue. and thesaurus in the eternal Quest for the the sensitive new age boy, Phil Donahue. of dad's mammoth flesh rises out of his Damn right. That is the point of an perfect insult. There were also the powerful business chair. With the remote control he clicks the insult. It gets boring blowing smoke up an words which demanded respect and "700 Club" off the TV, pounds his fist into opposing writer's ass while both pretend to So far, "You genetically limp, AMC-driv- authority. Then, there was an entire foreign his hairy hand, dries his throat and bel- know what they are talking about. ing, orifice-exploring, John Denver-listen- tongue for machines which didn't work lows ... "Meanie." Throwing in a handful of verbal assaults ing, pustulant open sore," is the best yet. right, wide receivers who dropped passes, Like soldiers treading into battle armed adds life and zest to what would otherwise Run-on insults allow a person to attack bowling night with the guys and Jehovah's with only ill will it seems to lack the be a boring political or moral sermon. on all fronts at once and leave the victim Witnesses who knocked on the door. needed power. Admittedly, this is a prob- Verbal abuse courses should be offered face down in convulsion trying to think of a Sure, things start out harmless enough lem which remains to be solved. in high schools across the nation, prepar- snappy comeback. Try it today. Quote of the day DOONESBURY

" "Our people are good; the American people are good, but their government is a mess." - Ross Perot on why he has officially entered the presidential race.

------~ tt The Daily Evergreen Page 5 Friday, October 2, 1992 Have attitude, will travel •••••• It isn't if you win or lose, it's how you slay the game, or something to • that extent. Webster's defines sportsmanship as "qualities and behavior befitting a sportsman." Basically, as I've been lead to believe over the years, sports- manship encompasses being a good sport, playing fair and excepting vic- tory and defeat with equal grace. Unfortunately, I had several bad expe- ASWSU is currently accepting applications riences and influences in my youth and picked up a truckload of bad habits that would make Bill Laimbeer shudder. for the District 1Off· Campus Senator I can directly trace my rapid decline in sportsmanship back to soccer Position. when I was a shaver. Bad teams spawn bad attitudes, and ours was no exception, if not the worse case example, to the rule. Interested parties are encouraged to contact Lisa at The official name of the team was Zimmer Construction, but we were the ASWSU office CUB 325 better known throughout the league as the Kingston Huns. The team was Phone: 335-9676 a motley bunch of misfits at best. If you were too young, too slow or too stupid to play anywhere else, you were thrown to the Huns. Just try to visualize 11 bloodthristy dwarves in neon yellow jerseys running up and down the field raising hell and you've got a rough idea what we were like. Part of the problem lay in the fact that the Huns were unconventional. Most teams had forwards, wingers, halfbacks, sweepers, etc. The Huns, being the lowest common denominator, had three positions; offense, defense and enforcer. Anybody beyond midfield was offense, they were expected to take one or two shots on goal a game and maybe score one ASWSU FILMS PRESENTS: or two goals during the year. Anyone behind midfield was defense, they were to try and limit the other team to only four or five goals. Then there was the enforcer. The main job of the enforcers was to not only get in the other teams ~l:JS~ face, but step on it if at all possible. Due to the fact that I was one of the bigger kids on the team (and I wasn't that big either) and had a mean streak the size of some eastern states, I was one of the enforcers. My job was to repeatedly jack, by any means possible, anybody one my side of the field until they either quit coming down my side or were carried off it. It finally came to the point where we didn't deem a game a success if we won (we went three years without a win) but by how many kids we RUSH unravels an crippled in our losing effort. If we sidelined two or three kids a game, we explosive love story set did all right, regardless of the score. **** Spiraling down the abyss, next stop, my friends, against the wj}rld of My friends; the biggest bunch of sore losers and poor winners I know. undercover narcotics For better or for worse (probably worse) they played a big role in shaping agents. Music by Eric my fragile psyche. For some dumb reason we'd always play highly com- Clapton. Rated R. petitive games, such as cards, Risk, full-contact whiffle ball, etc, The main goal of any of our games was not merely to win, but to win real big and to rub everybody else's face in it. Friday OCT 2: A prime example of poor sportsmanship was Risk. I can only think of a 7 & 9:30pm handful of games that we played that didn't end in a brawl. Whenever you conquered another country, you had to make a point to rub it in. Saturday OCT 3: You'd analyze the loss; maybe the reason his armies fought so poorly 7 & 9:30pm was because they were all inbred, You'd insult his intelligence, question his heredity, say he's hung like a squirrel, tell him he'll never get laid, Of Sunday OCT course this could only go on for so long. Sooner or later someone would 6&8 make some offhand remark, such as how their mom or girlfriend was the honorary twelfth man for the football team, and a fight would start, Not only were the fights hard on us, but hard on the game, We'd lose a dozen or so pieces a game when the board was either kicked off the table or thrown at someone, We quit playing not because we wanted to but because we had finally lost too many pieces. Now that I'm older, a little smarter and a somewhat more even-tem- pered, you may ask if I've improved at all. Not really. In fact, I've found that my foul disposition has become an asset over the years. Phone com- panies never call me, people with attitudes tend to avoid me and my NEW SENATOR POST OFFICE BOX!!! roommates would like my spleen on a stick, And lowe it all to soccer", If you have questions ,concerns or comments for the Senate,please write: ' ASWSU Senator P.O. Box 215 Military intelligence Pullman WA 99163 is an funny oxymoron A cold, dark night, men huddled together in small groups being r------1 barked at by an overbearing "leader" telling them to drop and do 50. Obediently, they don't question the logic of his order and, like puppets ASWSU and CEAK will sponsor "Cougar on short strings, drop to the wet Dry Day" at the WSU Temple football ground and perform the task. Though this may sound like what game October 3. Toincrease student many would so disdainfully view as ...... W...... • awareness of alcohol abuse at football games, fraternity hazing, it is a respected we're asking that students refrain from drinking. way of life in what many view as a hallowed order, symbolized in a moment captured from the life of a young ROTC cadet here at WSU. The military is one of this country's long-standing institutions of honor and pride, An institution where for decades mothers and fathers alike have sent their boys to become men." . I guess honor and pride take on different forms for different people, because for me pride is not about leading the powerless blindfolded around campus or barking statements like, "Blood makes the grass grow green," a commonly used West Point cheer. I guess pride to me is not an "honor code" that allows Naval Offi- EXPLORE THE PALOUSEON WHEELS cers of the highest level to hide behind their ranks, condoning their TheASWSU Outdoor Recreation Center Rental Shop now own and fellow officers sexual harassment and abuse of women at a has Specialized "Rockhopper" Mountain Bikes for Naval pilots convention infamously known as Tailhook. backcountry or road cruising. Inexpensive rentals I guess pride to me is not an old-boys network so entrenched as to available M-F, 8am -5pm or call 335-1892 condemn women to roles deemed "non-combat." This move passes judgment based on an ideology so archaic it makes June Cleaver out to be a modern, career-minded, upwardly mobile woman of the '90s. But maybe these attitudes are good, after all we do need friends for the beloved Fat-Ass Freedom Man protector of the American way, or maybe we don't. Page6 lhe Daily Evergreen Friday, October 2,1992

worth something poor people. gays. In case you didn't know, Losing face would be born without assholes!" gays are not automatically born You miss the Mark TOTALLY, Editor: with AIDS. It affects everyone. It After reading your article on A plus for fascism, F as a human belongs to everyone, including yourself. welfare, J have reached the con- being! Ted Vagianos clusion that if George Bush ever My question to you, Mark, is came to a sudden halt, your face what do you propose to do with would go halt way up his ass! Exploiting tea homosexuals? What kind of pow- Your problem is that you are erful backlash do they deserve? still fine tuning your Fascist ideas Keep in mind that according to about dignity and basic human time in Todd the Kinsey report, from which you cited, this means 10% ot the rights, but don't worry you'll get Editor: population. That amounts to 25 there. Mark Driscoll: How could I million people here in the U.S., Dignity is not something that a have guessed that you would and over half a billion worldwide. person has or doesn't have jump all over the tearoom scandal Tell me, Mark, I would really like because you or George Bush says to further your campaign against to know. so! A family doesn't lose its dig- homosexuals. And about the nity due to social programs (wel- penis being slipped under the Rick Hamilton fare). Everyone is born with dig- door, did that really happen or nity. It is something that can not did you just make it up to sensa- be lost, like one's word of honor. tionalize your article? Compassion A lot of people who rely on I don't agree with promiscuous welfare support their families or anonymous sex either, but I haven't lost their dignity because can suggest one very substantial for all children they are fighting to hold their reason why it exists: The lack of Editor: families together. the loss as wel- gay role models and support Gay In her column of Sept. 17, fare checks, medicare, food youth growing up cannot always Amber Sverdrup laments the fact stamps, section 8 housing cred- relate to their heterosexual coun- that in this country, 2 of every its, would devastate these tarni- terparts. They, in turn are left 100 babies will die before their lies. This would put mothers out alienated to find their own first birthday. How does she in the streets with their children. answers. Without proper role square this compassion for chil- Maybe you don't realize that upon models, with whom they can dren with her support of abortion, getting a minimum wage job relate, it's no wonder why they which kills more than 25% of all ($4.35 hour) forfeits your welfare. sometimes turn to incompetent babies before they are even born? Try supporting a family of four on sources. Homosexuals are left to Michael J. Costello $4.35 an hour. It can't be done! deal with society cursing them for "This would take away their abil- promiscuity, while at the same ity to provide shelter, clothing, time discouraging monogamy by food, and basic health care." .forbidding gay marriages. (As I Mark, instead of saying that recall, Mark, your biggest argu- these people have no honor, how ment was the cost to insurance about some constructive ideas to companies. God forbid that gay the problem; people have health care). (1) Put time limits on how long In view of this, one can imag- .·:t'r···:n ~a~ a family can receive benefits. ine what kind of courage it would (2) They must take job training take to "come out," coming to programs to insure HIGHER than terms with one's own unique sex- minimum wage jobs. uality, risking losing friends, fam- D;;;';;;err (3) Day care, so parents can ily, one's job, etc. This courage take courses without worrying enable us to form our own iden- 32 oz. about their children tity, something you will never Sodas In the end these people have. Your values have been 50¢ become tax payers, enabling them formed for you, your beliefs to help others. already written, not by the Bible, Extra Toppings $1.00 Each It's the same old story, from but by your own Fundamentalist the same old people, as Eddie Christian Culture. . <.33'1 2535 Murphy once said, "If shit was You say that AIDS belongs to

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Page8 The Daily Evergreen Friday, October 2, 1992 IMPORTED CAR SERVICE Art exhibit Voted Best Auto Mechanic Scooby , Scooby Doo 1990-1992 displays old what were you on.? TOYOTA HONDA 'J instruments By (i.e., "Relp me, Raggy"). NISSAN MAZDA SUBARU Borderline Editor Always lounging in the back VOLVO SAAB BMW of the van doing who knows Honesty and Quality Since 1961 By EMilY _TlIJlfllillltl.. Having reached the age of what (sure), the two satisfy maturity, and just age must be their appetites by whatever SE 1165 Bishop Blvd Borderline Staff & 332·2314 stressed, we can think back munchies available: candy, (across from Pete's Bar Grill) Jimi Hendrix's guitar will not and realize some of our child- cakes, 10-decker "Scooby" be on display at the Museum of hood cartoons were perhaps sandwiches and best of all, Art's coming exhibit, but instru- not really directed at us. "Scooby" snacks! Wonder ments from more than 60 coun- Take "Scooby 000." Inno- what was in those - ever A V~RYSP~CIAl ~V~NINGWITH tries and representing over 400 cent entertainment dealing with heard of pot brownies? years of music history will be fea- fears and the human-animal And where does the whole tured October 6 through Novem- ber 1. bond. Yeah, right. crew get its money? They The psychedelic 60s and never accept rewards, so it "World of Music: The Jack and hippie 70s permeate this show must be by some other CTHRO TUL Dorinda Schuman Collection" will in the language, dress, atti- untraceable means like, trh ... open with a reception Monday at tudes and behaviors. There- dealing cheap acid!?! 7:30 p.m. in the Fine Arts Audito- fore, let's look at "Scooby Then, they always seem to rium. 000" from a new, grown-up arrive at strange, trippy loca- Jack Schuman, WSU Fine Arts point of view ... tions way out in the middle of Professor Emeritus, and his wife Driving cross country in a nowhere. And there's always developed the collection over a groovy, psychedelically-painted some whacked-out, ghastly period of about 40 years. "Mystery Machine," four kids creature trying to pull off a The core of the collection was and their dog look for fun. scam, yet Scooby and gang assembled in Europe between We have the jock, Fred, seem to forget that each time 1961 and 1968, found in antique driving because he is probably it really ends up being some shops, flea markets and auctions, the only one who isn't stoned. old caretaker in disguise. or purchased from musical instru- . Velma, the nerdy, brainy femi- Also,when the antagonist ment dealers and private sources. nist, constantly philosophizes enters the story, the whole Some were acquired by rela- while peering out from her group freaks out and runs for tives on their visits to exotic parts Coke-bottle specs. their lives, seeing trippy things of the world. Daphne, the blond bimbo, wherever they go. Paranoia The collection grew out of provides constant amusement and hallucinations are major interest in both early and ethnic with her childish shrieks, beau- symptoms of drug users. music. tifully offsetting Velma's intel- When they finally get the "Our main focus has always lectual overdose. balls to confront the appari- been on music that reflects the Then there's Shaggy. The tion, they devise the most European musical tradition mixed name says enough: sideburns, intricately traps, obviously the with strong Islamic elements, par- goatee, lethargic slouch, work of four brains linked by a - ticularly characteristics of the late scruffy hair, bell-bottoms - common "experience." Middle Ages and the Renais- the classic hippie. So next time you take a ride sance," said Schuman. The guy is skinnier than a with the Scoobsters, remember stick, yet is always hungry. The collection has broadened, this: you loved it then, and Plus, he always thinks his dog however, to include such areas as perhaps that's why you live it is trying to tell him something now. . Africa, , Asia and the Americas. Paul Smith, an instructor in the WSU School of Music, said this collection is especially rare because it contains a wide range of instruments. "There's not many collections like this," said Smith, "This exhibit represents not just classi- cal instruments but also folk." ~ The Schumans have sought instruments authentic in construc- tion and playing performance. In restoring instruments, research can aid in replication of bJ~ original construction, but repro- duction of the original sound is ichard K. Donahue joined NIKE in 1977 as a member difficult to guarantee. R of the board of directors. Under Donahue's tutelage The technique used in playing NIKE's international business achieved sales in excess of $1 an instrument, especially when it Regional Specialties billion in 1992 while he aims NIKE to its worldwide goal of comes from a remote time and Avoid the Pullman Rush! S6 billion in sales by 1996. He was one of the first staff place, is another difficulty which For Reservations. Call 397-2770 members of J.P. Kennedy's successful 1960 campaign for plays a role in the reproduction of 330 South Main, COlfax president. a White House liaison to Congress from 1960 to the unique sound quality. 1963. and a successful trial lawyer and 0 partner in the law firm Donahue & Monday's opening reception Donahue. will feature a lecture by Schuman FEATURING PRIME RIB BUFFET at 7:30 in the Fine Arts Coliseum . E

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OCTOBER 3rd • 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE 335-4573 • I I 11 of Washington State University AID RECREATIOI Friday, Oct. 2,1992 .Cougars ready Coug netters fight off to ground Owls Cheney's EWU Eagles By JOEY HARrELOO percentage with 38 kills in 119 attempts. Daily Evergreen Staff Game two saw the Cougars take a 12-1 lead behi~d junior middle blocker Carrie Gilley, who had The WSU volleyball team had trouble handling 14 kills and a .526 hitting percentage ill the match. Eastern Washington University Wednesday night, as Senior Darci Wellsandt added nine digs. Senior set- the Cougs won in three games 15-6, 15-6, 15-12. ter Keri Killebrew had 37 assists for the Cougars. "It The Eagles shook off a 12-6 WSU lead in game was fun to be able to play everybody and to have three, trailing by one point before WSU scored their that match in between Pac-10 games," Coach Cindy final two points. Frederick said. WSU was forced to play without ser- The Cougars capitalized on unforced Eagle errors vices of senior middle blocker Shan nan Griffin, who in game one and took an early 9 point lead before recuperates from a back injury, and senior outside EWU first scored. The Eagles had just a .084 hitting hitter Kristin Hovde who is suffering from bronchitis. Coach predicts Kapkory win

By BRETT OPPEGAARD have. cut his times by tens of seconds. As for Chaplin's comments, Kapkory responded in Assistant Sports Editor his distinctively native accent, "I don't know. There Coach John Chaplin said this week that distance- are many favorites, maybe I am, maybe or not. Any- running phenom Joe Kapkory should be the favorite thing can happen." Kapkory will lead the Cougars to to win the individual NCAA cross country title come Cheney this weekend to run against area competition November. in the Eastern Washington Invitational. His reason: Kapkory demolished the Mountain In women's track, Jennifer Carpenter finished West Classic's course record last week by 24 sec- behind teammate Jennifer Bravard last week in Mon- onds. The course has been visited by several long tana but has made improvements in the friendly distance greats including former Cougar AII- rivalry. Carpenter passed Bravard in the race, but American Henry Rono, and none had results as Bravard came back and passed Carpenter. spectacular as Kapkory's. The junior's victory was Carpenter still wasn't pleased. "No one ran real the second individual title he has won in two tries well last week," she said. "It's easy to give this year, and neither were close. The closest colle- excuses, but I don't like to give them, " . giate runner was exactly one minute behind the "~hen we won the Mt. West Classic two years Kenyan. ago, It was great, but we didn't do well at the Pac- Despite his success, Kapkory is taking his rise to 10's," Carpenter said. Staff photo by Dave Zumwalt the upper echelon of the cross country world in As for the race, Carpenter said, "We should win Brian Ford (69), Kurt Loertscher (19), and Vince Saldivar (99) stride. He said hard work and his increased strength it, if we don't will be hurting." will have their hands full Saturday against the bulky Temple offensive line, led by All-American candidate Tre Johnson. Magic's salary tops sports world / By CHRIS CLUFF INGLEWOOD, Calif. (AP) - beyond is uncertain. He sports. " Daily Evergreen Staff MagiC Johnson Signed a $14.6 announced his return to the tak- Johnson said he'll be examined So what kind of chance does a 1-3 squad that seems to be its million one-year contract exten- ers nearly 11 months after often by doctors who admit they own worst enemy have against a 3-0 team that is just gathering sion with the Los Angeles Lakers abruptly retiring because he had don't know just what the grind of momentum? on Thursday, the largest single- contracted the virus that causes professional basketball would do Probably about the same as a wingless Owl has of escaping a season salary in team sports. AIDS. to a man with Johnson's medical lightning-quick Cougar. A source, speaking on the con- condition. Ironically, WSU's Cougars host the Temple Owls in a 2 p.m. dition he not be identified, said "It's time to go back to work. game Saturday at Martin Stadium. . the deal guaranteed Johnson " It's time to have some fun," And yes, Temple is that flightless 1-3 team whose offense has $19.6 million through the. end of It's time to go Johnson said when he announced produced more problems than solutions. the 1994-95 season. Johnson, back to work. his return. "I think the positives The Owls have turned the ball over nine times this year, includ- who on Tuesday announced he outweigh all the risks. That's not ing four interceptions by quarterback Marc Baxter in last week's was returning following a one- It's time to have saying there are no risks, because 35-14 loss to Kansas State. year layoff, already was under some fun. life itself a risk. But being out contract for this season and there, I won't be worried about "They're not playing great football - technique football," WSU - Magic Johnson 1993-94 at $2.5 million per year. coach Mike Price said. "They're making crucial errors when they L.A. Lakers guard that. If I was concerned about shouldn't be." Johnson. 33, retired on Nov. that, I'd still be retired." However, if Temple presents a challenge to WSU, it's in the 7, 1991, after he was diagnosed Johnson was the Most Valuable as HIV positive, but came back to "This extension is something Player of the NBA All-Star game trenches. that (Lakers owner) Dr. (Jerry)" The Owl offensive and defensive fronts each average 273 play for the gold medal-winning last February and helped the U. S. basketball team at the Barce- Buss said he would do long ago, United States win a gold medal in pounds per man. The Cougs line up at an average of 285 pounds but Earvin didn't want to offensively and 264 defensively. lona Olympics. the Olympics this summer. Johnson's one-year salary in announce it until after he made The Lakers report to Honolulu "They're a tough, physical team," Price said. "They will smack his decision whether or not to ya. They've got good strength. They knocked Penn State off the 1994-95 surpasses the $9.4 mil- next week to begin preparations lion average that Patrick Ewing of play," takers general manager for the season. Their first game is ball; they knocked Kansas State off the ball." Jerry West said. Price expects Temple's size to create a different style of football the New York Knicks will earn Nov. 6 against the los Angeles Saturday than the Cougs have played so far. under an extension he signed last "The extension has nothing to Clippers. "We've kind of played speed teams," he said. "Montana was a November for the 1995-96 and do with Tuesday's announcement "Earvin is ecstatic about the finesse team; Arizona had great talent; Fresno State had great tal- 1996-97 seasons. Ewing's exten- and is something that we were contract," said Johnson's agent, sion guaranteed him $33 million going to do even if he didn't Lon Rosen, who also gave no See Owls: page 12 over six years. come back to play. It's just contract details. Johnson's 12- Johnson expects to play 50-60 another example why Dr. Buss is year NBA career included five games this season, but his future the best owner in professional championships with the Lakers. American League Cougar Calendar National League East Division Win Lose Pet. GB East Division Win Lose Pet. GB • Cougar football faces the Temple Owls Toronto 93 66 .585 - t -Pittsburgh 95 64 .597 - Milwaukee * . 90 68 .570 2.5 Saturday at 2 p.m. in Martin Stadium. Montreal 86 73 .541 9 Baltimore 87 72 .547 6 • This weekend the volleyball team will attempt to SI. Louis 81 78 .509 14 75 84 .472 18 skin the Arizona Wildcats on Friday and .Chicago 76 83 .478 19 Detroit 84 .472 18 New York 70 89 .440 25 75 extinguish the Arizona State Sun Devils Saturday . New York 75 84 .472 18 Philadelphia 69 90 .434 26 Boston 71 88 .447 22 All games will be in BOhler Gym at 7 p.m . • Men's and women's CnlSS country will be West Division Win Lose Pet. GB West Division Win Lose Pet. GB participating in the EastemWashington t -Atlanta 95 63 .601 - t-Oakland 94 64 .595 - Cincinnati * Invitational Saturday in Spokane . 89 70 .560 6.5 Minnesota 88 71 .553 6.5 San Diego * 80 77 .s 10 14.5 Chicago 86 73 .541 8.5 • Rugby: The men's team will play Spokane Houston * 78 80 .494 17 Texas * 75 83 .475 19 Saturday at 11 a.rn, on the Farm Way Field. The San Francisco 70 89 .440 25.5 Kansas City 71 88 .447 23.5 women's tearq will play Western Sunday at II Los Angeles 63 96 .396 32.5 California .440 24.5 70 89 a.m. on the Farm Way Field. t Clinched division title Seattle * 61 97 .386 33 • Late game. changes in standings unavailable at 9 p.m. press deadline Page12 The Daily Evergreen Friday, October 2, 1992 Orangemen banned by NCAA sanctions .\._ SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) - Long-awaited scholarship and recruiting penalties. were repeated and conscious efforts by Boeheim is the winningest coach in NCAA sanctions against Syracuse's bas- Syracuse chancellor Kenneth A. Shaw representatives of the university's athletic Syracuse history with a record of ketball program came down Thursday, said the university would accept the pen- interests to gain recruiting and competi- 391-124. lighter than expected because 'of Syra- alties. tive advantages for the men's basketball During his 16 years as coach, Syracuse cuse's cooperation. Basketball coach Jim Boeheim said his program. " has been to nine straight NCAA tourna- The Orangemen are banned from players were disappointed when told of As a result, Syracuse loses a scholar- ments and 14 appearances overall. They 1992-93 postseason play and the school's the penalties Thursday morning. ship in 1993-94 and 1994-95. were national runners-up to Indiana in entire athletic program was placed on two Syracuse is the first member of the "This is not a maverick athletic pro- 1987. years' probation as violations were found high-profile Big East basketball conference gram," Shaw said. The entire episode has Syracuse acknowledged at least 15 in the women's basketball, football, to be sanctioned by the NCAA. been "both an anomaly and an embar- rules violations involving its men's basket- lacrosse and wrestling programs. The conference's directors will meet rassment. " ball program following a yearlong investi- The NCAA said the penalties were less Oct. 6-7 at which time they will decide NCAA officials agreed Syracuse had not gation. than the minimum because of cooperation whether Syracuse participates in the pos- lost control over its sports programs. The violations were first brought to in its probe. The NCAA Committee on tseason tournament. "I think the basketball coach should light by The Syracuse Post-Standard in an Infractions stopped short of banning Syra- Regarding the basketball program, the have been aware some of these problems . investigative series published in December cuse from television, but did assess Infractions Committee determined "there were occurring," Swank said. 1990.

Royals' star hits 3iOOO milestone, stays in game ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) - George night didn't feel like I cheated manager Hal McRae talked him year and in a couple of World mark. A Cooperstown induction is Brett almost called it quits more them." . out of it. Series. But ever since the 1985 not Brett's present concern, than 100 hits shy of the mile- ''I'm not going to play the "I know I'm not the player I season, we haven't sniffed the although he's happy to be in that stone. game and make a circus out of was five years ago or 10 years World Series or playoffs. So, def- position. Now that the Kansas City Roy- it," Brett said. "It's been too ago. But I still think I can help initely, some of the fun has been "L haven't thought about it," als' star has his 3,000 hits, the this team win some ballgames, taken out of the game. he said. "Hopefully, with the big question is how much longer and I still think I can play better "Sometimes, I just feel like I'm 3,000 hits now, I've put another he'll play. " than most players. overmatched against some pitch- candle on the cake. But it's "I don't know," Brett, 39, said Sometimes, I "But at the same time, I don't ers, and I never felt that way something that I really have no after he got four hits in his first just feel like I'm want to out there and embarrass before. It's not a good feeling." control over." four at-bats against the California myself. And once I feel that I'm A good feeling would be a first- Brett got four hits despite the Angels on Wednesday night to overmatched embarrassing myself, then it's ballot election to the Hall of sore shoulder he feared might be become the 18th major leaguer to against some time to quit." Fame, a prospect greatly further damaged when he swung reach the 3, OOO-hit plateau. "I / The Royals have a $2.5 million enhanced by reaching the 3,000- and cause him to miss his goal. want to enjoy this for a whtle and pitchers. option on Brett's contract for next go back to Kansas City." - season, with $1 million buyout. Was he concerned that fans in Kansas City Royals player "I've always said I'm not going Body Magic prorates its weights/cardio and aerobics Kansas City, where the Royals to play the game of baseball for three fitness plans for -only $219. loin today, and find out play on the final weekend of the good a game to me to make a money," he said. "I've always additional savings. Students " what 've been missing! season, didn't get to cheer the mockery of. I'm going to playas said I'm not going to play the who join now join for $30 off milestone at a home game? long as I feel I can contribute and game of baseball if I don't have the beginning of school price. You only pay for what you'll be . "If the people there are upset help the team win." fun. using! that I got the hit out here, then Discouraged earlier this season "It's not as much fun as it was they're not really true fans ... " he from 1976 through 1985. Those The weights and cardio when he was hitting .150 and the package is now only $149 for said after arriving Thursday at Royals lost 16 of their first 17 were the fun years, when I was Anaheim Stadium. "And obvi- hitting .300 every year and we the year; unlimited aerobics, games, Brett considered retiring $149 for the year; and the ously, the 19,000 people here last were in the playoffs almost every right then and there. Kansas City total package - 3 3 4 - Owls: WSU plays Temple Saturday ~lND\ • Continued from page 11 expected to miss the next two to A pinched neck nerve may limit ent, speed, quickness. This is four weeks after having arthros- the playing time of sfarting CAUSe: Or ~ E: . more of a line-up-and-smack-you- copic back surgery Monday. strongside guard Bob Garman. kL\92'-Ni '-Nf-O A, in-the-mouth type team, and it'll Junior Michael Bailey is scheduled Sophomore Clay Reis is expec- be good for us." to start for Euker. ted to back him up. UTILE:- GuY The Temple offense runs a INA ~~LL CAR combination of option, power w\n\ A IPARIS VISION e \Cq_ ~u-n-\_ WSU FOOTBALL Where quality and convenience are at your service

and play-action pass formations, • Complete examination and glaucoma testing • Instant filling of most contact lenses which Price said will be a good • Dlscounts for students and sen ior citizens preparation for Oregon State, R • Bifocal contact lenses now available whom the Cougs play Oct. 10 in • Children's exorm and vision therapy Corvallis, as well as other option • Evening and Saturday appointments available offenses WSU may face in 1992. I • large selection of designer Fromes and sung losses In office lab With 1 to 2 day service on mo" eyeglass orders. Turf Talk • Phillip Bobo, WSU's leading 1 Free Set of Soft Contact 25% OFF Lenses with Purchase of Basic wide receiver, will play Saturday, All Sunglasses as will place-kicker Aaron Price. Contact Lense Package Bobo sat out last week under a * Son:'e exceptions may apply, In Stock suspension issued by Price after the junior slot back was charged Dr. George A. Paris, Optometrist _I_ill with shoplifting. Expires October 31 Price, who is five of five on WE ARE THE BEST EQUIPPED TO HP,NDLE YOUR BODY & PAINT REPAIRS field goal attempts this year, Par i5 y,...:..;i s::::..:i~o;",.:..n.:..-.;.;C::;..;e::;..;n::..:.t.:..;:e:;.,:.r_ missed the Fresno State game 882-3434 1205 E. 6th, Moscow·Corner of Blaine & 6th GREENE'S COLLISION CENTER because of a liver virus. 435 E. PALOUSE RIVER DR MOSCOW 882-8335 • Offensive tackle Jim Euker is ~------. BUYONE r------TAKE OUT SPECIAL SUPER COMBO, TWO MEDIUM ~r's GET YOUR GOLDEN CRUST SECOND PIZZA TWO TOPPING PIZZAS AND 2 LITERSOF pop Pizza 1M "FREE $10.99 S1f\Nl.EY H. KAPlAN Not Valid with < 7 Not Valid with Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances V ~s any other coupon :GOdfathir's any other coupon 1232 N. Grand PREPARE IN PULLMAN! V"332-3706 ;y"332-3706, CALL 332-3706 Expires11-2-92 Coupon R_€9~e;t_ ~~pir~ 11-~-2~_~,;!P.Jll.F~W ! (80 723-PREP ALWAYSFREEDE~RY - - - -NOW ACCEPTiNG PURCHASE REQS • WE RECYCLE The Daily Evergreen friday, October 2,1992 Page 13 Mammogram screenings scheduled in October

Mammography should begin by be performed monthly, either by Program offers reduced prices for WSU women age 40 to be used for comparison the woman or her doctor. for future dates. Physical symptoms of breast Women between the ages of 40 the screening. Coordinator of Employee Develop- cancer could include: and 49 should be screened every BV "Release time is the time when ment, Sally Meyer, said. • A lump in the breast or arm- two years, and women over 50 pit. Daily Evergreen Staff an employee is released from nor- The screening is available by appointment only and the cost is should be checked annually. • Discharge from the nipple or One in nine women will be $60 for the four X-ray screenings. Mammography is an X-ray of a new nipple indentation. diagnosed with breast cancer in Women under If additional X-rays or an ultra- the breast. It forms a picture of • Thickening of the breast. their lifetime, but if the cancer is sound is needed, there will be an the breast tissue that is used to • Puckering or dimpling of the detected early, it is treatable. the age of 35 extra charge. find cancer in women who have breast. WSU Wellness Center and Pull- are the least Women under the age of 35 no other symptoms. Mammo- • Skin changes on the breast. man Memorial Hospital will work grams can detect cancerous are the least likely to get breast If a woman has any of these together to provide special mam- lumps that are too small to be likelv to get cancer, but the risk increases symptoms, she should contact mogram screening for National felt. breast cancer with age, according to the Ameri- her doctor immediately, Marlene Breast Cancer Month at a reduced PMH's radiology department can Cancer Society. Moser, health education resource price for students, staff and fac- does the mammograms using a The ACS suggests that women coordinator, said. ulty women through October. film-screen method that uses less mal work duties and compensated between the ages of 20 and 40 be To schedule an appointment for The University Human radiation. at the regular rate of pay to checked for breast cancer by a a mammogram call PMH at Resource Services is allowing Another method of detection is attend an approved program," physician every three years. 332-2541, extension 242, release time for participation in breast self-exams, which should between 8:30 a.m. and 5 p.m. Hospital sponsors walking program proqram. 1620 Summit Court. By Pullman's police bike patrol will Physical therapy professionals Daily Evergreen Staff be there with bikes, and the hos- will describe state of the art Pullman Memorial Hospital has pital will sell bike helmets and equipment and explain therapy some health-oriented programs provide helpful tips on ways to techniques used in orthopedic and planned for October. increase safe bike riding. sports injury rehabilitation. Call • A walking program spon- • PMH will observe physical PMH Orthopedic and Sports Ther- sored by PMH, Beasley Perform- therapy week Oct. 22 from 4 apy at 332-5106 for information. ing Arts Coliseum and the p.m. to 6 p.m. at PMH Orthope- For more information on any of Palouse Empire Mall called "Heart dic and Sports Therapy, S.E. these events, call 332-2541. and Sale" provides a safe, cli- mate-controlled environment for walkers. Beginning Oct. 6, Beasley wi" Immediate Effect be open for walkers weekdays from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Also, the Temporarily Disabling Palouse Empire Ma" is available for walkers at 7:30 a.m. Monday Ultra-Violet Marking through Saturday and from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sundays. A nurse from PMH will be available every Tuesday at noon at Beasley and 8 a.m. at the mall to check walkers' blood pressure • THE ~IOSTPOl\1RfUlC.I. TEAR GAS AI'AllABlE A.\'D MEETS U.S. .If1LIHRYSPEClflc.mO\,. and sign off the number of miles

walked. • POCKET SIZE 1/1a:. (S, mDS SO PERIllT TOCARRl'OX PERSOX • Diabetics face challenges every day in their diet, exercise • CO~TA~'SULTR,l· 110LHDYHOR poucr IDrmFICATIOX and medication. People who have diabetes may be interested in attending PMH's Diabetes Expo '92 on Saturday, Oct. 10, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on the third floor of PMH. Dis- plays and demonstrations of dia- betes products and services will be set up along with informational sessions on managing diabetes. For more information call PMH's Diabetes Education Ser- vices at -332-2541, extension 230. Grange Supply • Also on Oct. 10 from noon to 4 p.m. in the hospital lobby, NW 355 State Street PMH is offering a bicycle safety Pullman 332-2511

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'. REAL ESTATE 114. CONDOITOWNHOUSE FOR SALE 308. MISCELLANEOUS ROOM FOR RENT in nice home. $250/month Pullman: 1 beJr;;om condo for sale. includes utilities plus washer & dryer. Call Pool. garage. $51.000. after 5 p.m. 334·9740 $200 - $500 WEEKLY Call 334-1728. Assemble products at home. Single room in Rogers for sublease. Must be Easy! No selling. You're paid female, and not currently living in WSU hous- direct. Fully Guaranteec. ing. $225/mo. includes all util. 5-2256. PULLMAN SECRETARIAL FREE Information·-24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2900 SERVICE Copyright #WA 14KDH 103. APARTMENTS FOR RENT S. 605 Grand $252.50. Sell 50 funny, college T-shirts and Nice 1 bdrm, very close to campus quiet 334-7648 make $252.50. No financial obliqation. Aver- parking, avail. immediatly. Free hot' water' Thesis age sales time equals 4·6 hours. Choose from part. fum., $290/mo. + $50 damage. 2-2028: • Term Papers • 18 designs. Smaller/Larger quantities avail- Pre-come Resumes • Essays able. Call free 1-800-733-3265 Saturday 11 :3'0 am . 1:30 pm New two bedroom with WID. 1 1/2 bath. stor- Carey Ballroom, Compton Union age space, upper downer, downtown Pullman view. 334-7223. FR.EE PR.Ec:; ...... A..~c=Y' One bedroom apt EMPLOYMENT TESTS 101. ROOMMATES For immediate sublease. $360/mo. For more info. call 334·4256. $200 - $500 WEEKLY ~ N/S roommate needed, own room, close to Assemble products at home. campus. WID, $166/month + utilites. 104, FURNISHED APT. FOR RENT PullmanOffi~: Thur~ 101. ROOMMATES Easy! No selling. You're paid T~l Call after 5. 334-5855. . direct. Fully Guaranteed. Ma,row Office: Mon., e:.l.& friday Fum. apt. for rent. Single N/S, quiet occ. only, FREE Informalion-24 Hour Roommate needed for 2 bedroom apartment. . Male roommate wanted. Own room. line. 801·37g·2900 $250/mo. + 1/2 utilities. Call Bill or leave 2 bi. from Campus. St parking only. 3 rooms Hot $192/month. off campus close to bus route. + bath. $235 + elec.lmo. Yr lease. 2-4672 Copyright #WAI4KDH message 332·5739. Call 334-5970 eves .• ask for Chris or Eric. ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT-fisher- Male roommate AUTOMOTIVE Male roommate needed for 2 bdrm .• 2nd floor 105. UNFURNISHED APT, FOR RENT ies. Earn $600 + Iweek in canneries or needed for CCS apt October until May. Call apt. near Kruegal Park. $225/month. Call $4000 + Imonth on fishing boats. Free trans- Patrick 335·5999. 335-4665. Two br. avail 10/1/92. $445/1ease portation! Room & Board! Over 8,000 open- The economical and affordable Suzukis are SE 405 Jordan Rd here now. 2 door, 4 door, 2 wheel drive, Two bedroom apartment for rent. ings. No experience necessary. Male or Call 882-5327 Female. For employment program call 4 wheel drive. 1·800-769·5654, Partially furnished, $429/mo. 1-206-545·4155 ext. A6095. Ask for Dan Anderson 334·6973. 110. HOMES FOR SALE/PULLMAN Flexible hours. good $$. SPRING SEMESTER 601. MOTORCYCLES/MOPEDS Telemarketing D2D sales. homework avail. N/S roommate needed. Own room, close to 332-6275. campus. Female preferred. 334·3543. For Sale: Honda Spree. low miles, like new. 5375 Call $225 + '12 utilities monthly gets you a sep- 304, PART TIME 883-8869. arate bedroom and study in house. not an apt. Call 334-3805. Weekend cook needed. '88 Yamaha Razz scooter wi helmet. 6:45 am to 3:30 pm Student will be considered. LOW MILES. Studio apt. for sublease. Available ASAP, pay Monday- Friday 332-8431. Mrs. Dailey. Call Julie. 332-8551, leave message. rent starting Oct. 15. $258/mo. Lots of bennies. Jason 4-2723. Iv. mess. at 2-1639. Student: International Company taking apps 1976 Yamaha 1oocc. New tabs. new tires, low for immediate openings. Flex hours. $8.00 miles. Excellent condition, just tuned, very Irish Cream Coffee start. Must be 18 882-5488. clean. Make offer. 332-8589. 2 bdrm house on two corner lots in Palouse University 4 #"" SenJed Daily electric heat, well kept. well insulated, good '88 Honda Elite LX P.llou. ...c I IIIpin:." M.IH, \lo..,(.on ~ roof, etc. $55,000. 509-448-5824 after 6pm. 308. MISCELLANEOUS White, Low miles KS.! l}(,~(, ( \H.\UKI $650 OBO. Call 334-7370. EARN $1.500 WEEKLY mailing our circulars! Begin NOW! FREE For Sale: '86 Honda Aero 50. packet' SEYS, Dept. 317. Box 4000, Cordova. Well maintained. $300. TN 38018-4000. 332-8742, leave message.

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25¢ Well Drinks The Legacy of Columbus: for -the Ladies What it means for women & the environment. 25¢ ...Ooz. Beers By WINONA LADUKE, a community organizer and activist in the for -the Guys 9prn-"10prn struggles of native people throughout the world. PETE'S QUARTER HOUR Make an effort to hear Winona LaDuke speak. CUB 212-206 It is well worth your October 5, 1992 7pm time. - This program is sponsored by the Women's Resource and Research For more information, Center, the President's Office, Native contact the Women's American Women's Association. $1 Rain ier pounders Resource & Research Ku-Ah-Mah, ASWSU Political all night long Center at 335-6830. Union, and Graduate and $1.25 Rainier draft bottles Professional Students Association. all night long Friday, October 2,1992 The Daily Evergreen Page 15

604. CARS BELOW $1000 606. DOMESTICS 806. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 828. STUFF THAT'S GOTT A GO CHEAP! FBI/U.S. SEIZED Must Sell! 1992 Escort Wagon, fwd, AlC, 4 6 piece, CB 700 drum set, lots 01 extras. 89 MERCEDES ...$200 cyl., 30 + mpg, rear defrost/wipe, luggage Excellent conomon, $400, firm. DIAMONDS, engagement sets. Large selec- non, highest quality, absolutely lowest prices. rack, 11K miles. $9800. 332-0755. 332-4665. !!~~*!~~S..:.:.'.:.:.'.::'.:.::.".':':':':'.'.'.'..: :.:.:.:.:: :~!~g Free phone quotes. 332-1911. 609. RECREATIONAL VEHICLES Choose from thousands starting $25. For Sale: FREE Information--24 Hour Hotline. Dorm size refrigerator 1975 Toyota Chinook 17' mini motor home. 801-379-2929 Copyright #WA 14KJC PULLMAN LOCKSMITH $6S.Call 334-7697. Pop-top for standing room, AMIFM cassette. 1970 VW Beetle. Not beautiful, but engine Good condition. $3400. 332-5625. -24'Ho'ur'Emerge'iicy'~re~ice' Fosgate Punch 45 amp, Fosgate XV/1 active runs well.' New tires, snow tores & starter. S. 605 Grand Ave. cross over, 2 15 in. pyle driver subwoofers in $500 OBO. 334-3446, eves. 611. AUTOMOTIVE SUPPLIES custom box. Asking $450. Call anytime (Across from Fire Station 1) 332-0218 '81 Citation. 4-Spd. manual. 90,000 miles, 30 Cragar 14" chrome rims with four holes, 332-0100 Bryan Adams at the Gorge, Oct. 3, two third mpg, good condition, $800 OBO. Call will fit most Fords. Brand new, used for only row tickets. One way ticket to Ontario, CA 335-2670 or 8828174. 2 weeks. $90. Call 1-878-1745. leaves Oct 5., $100.332-1919, 8-5. 821. BICYCLES 605. IMPORTS Macintosh Plus computer, printer, 60 meg HD, '92 Cannondale M10oo, 20 inch $1300 OBO. Equipment for Ig. aquarium: '86 Subaru XT Turbo Coupe, 4WD, loaded, ~~~ mountain bike. 3 mos. old. $750. gravel/coral, 2 heaters, power head, filters, 110K miles, runs great. $3500 OBO. Call pump, $400 OBO. Queen size mattress & box Professional Car Detailing Call 332-6721. 910. ANNOUNCEMENTS 1_397-3248. spring, $150 OBO. (208) 875-1559, Iv. msg. Treat your car to a complete cleaning For Sale: Schwinn WOodlands Mountain Bike. 1982 Toyota Celica GT, red,low miles with 4 inside and out before winter. Alloy rims, beefy off-road tires, new bottom studded, mounted snow tires. 1983 Chevy Call for a free estimate. bracket. $150 OBO. Call Andrew 5-3775. Camero Berlinetta, V8, AlC, loaded. Call 334-3733. 334-4784 826. COMPUTERS 1975 Datsun 28DZ, gold. $1000. 1978 Datsun 280Z, blue, $2000. 286, 1MB Ram, 40MB HO, VGA monitor, Both are in excellent condo 332-6046 MISCELLANEOUS mouse, software, DO's 5.25 & 3.5, DOS 5 installed. $700 OBO call 335-1421. !!iI~T •• =

~~------,1/4 karat diamond engagement ring, $700 or Apple 12 inch, Saturday I October 3 best offer. Call after 5 p.m. 334-9740. RGB monitor. $250-$270 OBO. Call 334-7370. 8am-2pm if~lllf!JI at the Latah County 802. HOUSEHOLD GOODS NEW COMPUTERSI Highest quality IBM compatable. 386-33Dx complete system, Fairgrounds Participants for an $699. Many other configurations available. 4-H Building in Moscow Ask about 486DX speCial. Call 863-4490. experiment on the SELL THE WASHINGTON STATE PATROL your old sofa with a low-cost classified ad and Brother Word Processor WP-75. NEEDS QUALIFYING MEN AND eHecls of alcohol make some extra cash. Call 335-4573 One year old. $180 WOMEN TO BE TROOPERS TODAY. 334-5923 intoxication on ENTRY -LEVEL TESTING 827. PETS visual perceplion. 803. HOME ENTERTAINMENT WIIa: oemBEIl 1,1"2 '-...... -1 .. Free 3 mos old kitten Wberr. SpoIIaae Com 11J Large, versatile, medium oak, entertainment There are three sessions during Loveable, looking for a good family. c.u...... _IrIt ... center, with recessed li9hting. $300 OBO. Sponsored By: which measurements will be made Call 332-2069. 208-883-8346. AAUW and The Friends of using standard optical Instruments. Moscow/Latah County Ubrary In some of the sessions, participants will consume alcohol. Participants DISCOUNT AIRFARES must be moles, 21 to 30 years of fROM NOTICES age, moderate drinkers, and in Frankfurt •..•••$551 RT good general health. Subjects must have normal or corrected London ..•••.•.•$479 RT 907. LOST Appllca __ be Iowed aDd wrlllea tal al 'P" vision In both eyes. Paris..••••••••.•.$580 RT Diamond Back mountain bike, black and Volunteers who qualify con earn up Sydney•.•..•.•••$999 RT green. $100 reward, no questions asked. Call Tho pIJyoical_ .iII bo .. 1..... em 334-5665. OCToaEIt I', .. ADlboa Hall em1bc to $50.00 for their participation. If Tokyo •...•.••...$694 RT Yokimo VaIIcy CaIlcp ea...,... you would like to take part in this For use at UniversityDining Airfares are round-trip from Seattle. 908. FOUND Cmtoo:t)'OUr Iocol'WuhiQpJa S_ PaIIOI 011"_ study, contact the WSU Psychology Call for the lowest fare to your city. Services and Cub and snack far oppIi<:abaaop.-DIDOCIDBEIt 7, 1991 department at 335-2632 and leave center locations. Watches, German Diary, glasses, umbrella, D AlIEl4518 University Way lnfomwioD will be avoi1ahlo CClDClOI1liaa your name, address and phone blanket, books, bracelet, swords, Kerr Photos. c:...u...rcw Vehide &f-. TIV"\ V Seattle, WA 98105 , Cwmmnjcetjrg, aadatbor . • • number. (206) 632-0520 • Fast and Convenient Inquire at the Police Department, Safety Building. Call 1~1I88-8384 fur_ cr.:;-tim TEAM (800) 788-0829 • An aid in budgeting WOMEN AND MINORITIES ARE • No fumbling for cash ENCOURAGED TO AITEND. EOE THE QUIGMANS By Buddy Hickerson CounselingPregnancy ~ ADVANCE MUFFLER Service 550-C SE Benewah, Pullman, WA. A United Way agency No appt. necessary. 334-4299. 208 S. Main Room 12 ~ McCroskey House Bed and Breakfast has Moscow, Id. 882-7534 rooms available for game weekends. Located Account • Free pregnancy testing in Garfield (509) 635-1459. • Free maternity & baby SKYDIVE 100% PURE ADRENALIN! at CUB 8-27, Classes now available. clothes Kevin, 334-5702 Streit-Pemam or • Nonjudgmemtal counseling Centers Infonnation & referral At the MANDARIN WOK, Snack serving lunch buffet Call for hours or a ointment every Thursday and Friday, $5.50. 332-5863. OVERBOARD By Chip Dunham ',-----,

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