The Hurricane Sl^ZICIAL STUDENT PUBLICATION OF THE ^RALj^ABLES, FLORIDA, NOVEMBER 2, 1934 THIS WEEK By Stanley B. Rose FLAYERS PRESENPCLARENCE" THURSDAY n^MATlCS LAUNCHED POSTMASTER KOFFICIALLY-ROLLINS BONFIRE MEET ROLLINS TRIP NOTICE INITIAL PLAY ^VIS0N'S PLEA_ CAMPAIGN HUGE SUCCESS TO BE MADE There will be an import­ UNOFFICIALLY WILL BE GIVEN Thursday evening the dramatic NEARS END DESPITE RAIN ant meeting of the Uni­ „ ni the University will be versity Players Tuesday Action Taken Due to Lack IN AUDITORIUM o-urated with the production of Williams, W^mberly and evening in the University Playhouse. All active Of Interest Among in, „«np" in the auditorium. The Jameson Are Close Run Team Members Assure Crowd Students Brown, Davis and Parrott f'Claren Of Miami's Victory players are requested to atic department is this year mng Candidates be present. Take Leading Roles in Over Stetson The University administration r ting out on a new program that Tarkington Comedy r The selectimTTf a University has notified Rollins College that Sta miseS the University a dePart- Despite the fact that some Hal­ o Postmaster, most coveted of all there will be no official pilgrim­ Under the sponsorship of the pr t comparable with that of any lowe'en pranksters, thought te be n freshman offices, remains in abey­ age from Coral Gables to Winter University Players, honorary dra­ tstitution of higher learning in Stetson students, set fire to the ance. The campaign has crystaliz- UNIV. PLAYERS matic fraternity, the initial pro­ L country. The program is un- gigantic pile of wood that the Phi Park to attend the Rollins-Miami ed itself to a point where it is game. This action was made duction of the Dramatic depart­ j the direction of two capable Alpha and Pi Chi boys so dili­ ment will be presented Thursday er only those candidates possessing INITIATE SEVEN necessary by a general lack of in­ ds Opal Euard Motter and gently collected for three days and night. "Clarence," by Booth Tark­ that vital spark and the ardent terest in a properly organized trip.. Cloyd'Head. nights, the bonfire pep meeting ington, has been chosen as the in­ UNDERSTUDIES It became obvious that the pro­ An administration which is to- desire to serve who remain. These was a huge success. This was augural presentation and will be men are working feverishly and ject could not be carried through Uy in sympathy with the pro- mainly due to the loyal freshman given in the University auditori­ am of the department has co- each expects to bring his campaign class collecting an even larger pile Three Faculty Members and as a unified, cooperative, and fully um. Opal Euard Metter will direct g Four Students Given High­ erated fully and has enabled the 'to a close with resounding crescen­ of wood than the original. The representative enterprise and con­ the play. crowd began to gather about 7:15 est Dramatic Honor sequently this action was made purchase of new equipment and in do in the near future. Each is ju­ The story concerns Clarence, a and after a slight controversy with necessary. ther ways improved the set-up of bilant and confident of ultimate returned soldier who was in the the village manager over some of Three faculty members and five the deartment. The University au- victory. A considerable group of stud­ army but not the war, and his the material used for the fire the students were formally initiated which in past years has ents, however, are expected to habit of getting in and out of trou­ ditorium Stump speeches and all other ceremony began at 8:00. into the University Players, hon­ been inadequate for our produc forms of characteristic election- orary dramatic fraternity, at ser­ make the trip unofficially and ble. James Parrot, veteran on the will leave the University in a mo­ ^^^^^^^^^^^tions has been equipped as a the^ a eenng continue at all convenient The band opened with a spirited vices conducted Sunday evening, University stage and a member of torcade Saturday morning. The the Players Club, handles the title ter and all future productions will j opportunities. There have thus far chorus of Miami songs. Ernie Du­ October 28. be given on the campus. | been no threats of violence such haime, acting as Master of Cere- Rollins program will probably still j role. Glenn Hunter, Helen Hayes, Faculty members initiated into include the swimming, golf, and and Mary Boland carried the leads „ hand in hand with th, | ZS%?& *£*"*" * *» monies, inspired the crowd to great 1 honorary membership are: Cloyd WKki g spirits at the prospects of a com-' ^^^^^^^^ _ are tennis meets and will, of course, in the original New York produc­ department is a student organiza­ As this eminent campaign had ing victory over Stetson. Head, Dean Burton Rascoe, and include the football game Satur­ tion. tion comprising those students its inception a few weeks asro Among the speakers were: Mr. C. H. Motter. Students initiated day evening. The University Playhouse has ,,rVin have snown exceunuiiai aun- i r*„ i ^ , . "&"> Haley, Olin Huff, Bill L'ltalien, are those who had successfully When it first became obvious just been redecorated and new who nave » v F Duke Duhaime, outstanding cam- Joe Panker, and John Ott, captain completed their periods as under­ that the trip would not be repre­ equipment has been installed tude toward the field of dramatics pus ^ admLshTd of the Hurricanes. Several mem­ studies. They are: Mary Francis sentative, two students, Ernie Du- throughout. Among accoutrements e and who are sponsoring all pro-, the student bo ; * bers of the squad were introduced Roberts, Ferrell Allen, Virginia haime and Stanley B. Rose, took j is a five thousand dollar system auctions of the University. Th,; an undertaki ^ be cagt * to say a few words and were re­ Hastings, and Victor Levine. matters into their own hands. Af­ for the handling of lighting ef­ University Players is an honorary 1.^ & rf ^ warded for their efforts with indi­ The University Players is dis­ ter a thorough canvass of the stu­ fects. Franklin Harris production fraternity that promises to bring I smirk_rather ft will decide who tinctly an honorary organization dent body sixty-seven students a- us a theater which the University • , ».„ -., . vidual cheers led by Mr. Duhaime. manager of the theatre, and C. ,i\ A f -^ I is to till a fiduciary position sec- and membership in it is the high- greed to drive their cars to Rol­ H. Motter is stage technician. may well be proud oi. i After the concluding talk by Dutch • est honor in dramatics open to Qnd to nQne Qn the campug After lins, leaving Saturday morning and The complete cast follows: However strong the intention of j ^ > Bierkamper the bonfire was lighted | students at the University. Each what s more vital than the returning Sunday. Mrs. Martin—Marcia Hargrove. the dramatic department and the mail? No matter how you spell with torches to the accompaniment year a number of students are ac- Although the faculty is not of­ Mr. Wheeler—Lucian Doty. students working with them, they it!" of Miami's touchdown song. cepted as understudies by the fra­ ficially sanctioning the trip they Mrs. Wheeler—Faye Poole. cannot succeed in their program It is, perhaps, too early to As the searing flames soared ternity and after fulfilling certain vouchsafe an opinion regarding skyward a writhing snake dance are in accord with the plans of the Bobby—Charles Luehl. without the support of the student specified requisites are eligible to students and are in favor of the Cora—Gwen Davis. body. The department will present the comparative merits of the va was formed around the blazing membership. Understudies are ac- master productions, the students rious candidates. It certainly be­ mass. The snake dance was brok­ unofficial trip. The motorcade Violet Pinny—Nedra Brown. cpted only on petition which must is scheduled to leave the Univer­ taking part in them will give the hooves every loyal student to ex- en up and reassembled in Coral Clarence—James Parrott. be in the form of an application sity at 8:30 Saturday morning. Delia—Ferelle Allen. best of their ability; but it is up j amjne thoroughly these qualifica- Gables. The speeding cars of the [ and be filed with Opal Euard Mot Classes Friday and Saturday will Dinwiddle—Arthur Brown. to you, the student body at large, j tjons and exercise their campus overexcited students, racing ter, head of the department of dra­ be according to regular schedule. Hubert Stem—Robert Master- to support them, to advertise them j franchise accordingly. through the Gables and down Coral matics. son. and to be present at their produc- j Those still battling for the po Way to Miami, constituted a great Stanley B. Rose, president of tions. isition are: Red Williams, Bill "He Who Gets Slapped," An­ menace to unwary pedestrians, but the fraternity, presided at the in- V. C. Scours Freshmen dreyev's circus play, will follow Although the administration ! Wymberly, and Dick Jamieson. fortunately there were no cas-! itiation. Other active players are: In Boiler Room Monday "Clarence." Season tickets for the does not see its way clear to take ualties. Eleanor Miksitz, James Mool, Wil- twelve plays will be on sale No­ the responsibility involved in mak­ Local Merchant Later the group marched down j liam Maloney, Nedra Brown, Dor- This week's outstanding work vember for five dollars. Single ad­ ing the Rollins trip official, at bearing a coffin, | othy Mae Buddington, and James of the Vigilance Committee took missions will be fifty cents. Uni­ least one hundred students will j Offers Prizes To chanting the death knell of Stetson. I Parrott. place last Monday at 12:30 noon. versity students will be admitted journey there Saturday morning. I Miami Students The occasion was an infraction of on their activity books. The fact that the trip is unoffic- | the rules on the part of six fresh­ ial means that each student will1 Fifteen dollars in merchandise WANDERING KET INTRUDES men. The encounter which ensued between the V. C. and the frosh be on his own responsibility and j prizes are being offered students Lettermen Give was strictly private; exactly what his actions while at Rollins are ac- j of the University in a contest be- ON TEMPERAMENTAL ACTORS happened behind the closed doors countable only to himself. Howev- ing sponsored by the Men's Tog- By KET CLAIRE Second "M" Dance of the boiler room is not general­ er, it should be remembered that!gery, Inc. The contest will consist ly known. The freshmen, however, The "M" Club, student organiza­ official or not official we will still j in registering your guess of what This is the dramatic issue of the One of the boys in the cast arose when they emerged thirty minutes tion composed of the varsity let­ be recognized as students of the \ the total of Miami's football scores paper. That is . . . this issue is suddenly to his toes, took the deli­ later wore entirely different ex­ termen on the campus, gave the University of Miami and our con-1 will be this season. The person dramatic of the paper. I mean, cate fingers of the leading lady in pressions on their sevral counten­ second of a series of football danc­ duct will be reflected on the Uni- j guessing closest to the correct to- you see, this dramatic issue is a his extended hand, and waltzed a ances. es Friday night at the Casa Lo­ versity. No one seriously wants to j tal will be awarded first prize, paper . . . Oh, well, the dramatic very pretty minuet. The Intruder According to Denny Leonard, the ma Hotel. Norman Foote was give his own school a "black eye" i which will consist of three $2.50 paper is an issue . . . Forget it. was charmed. She kept her eyes purpose of this was to prove to chairman of the afair, and was Must be love . . . (Where are you, asisted by Jimmie Abras, George and no one will intentionally. How- ! Reigal Body Fitting shirts. The wide, wide open, for more, more, the other freshmen that the Vigil- i ever, there is the possibility that i second closest will be awarded two Davie, 01' Fellah?) Reichgott and Johnny Ott. Music more, more . . . She was young and ance Committee is still active. in the freedom that is associated j shirts and third closest, one shirt, She wanted to be an Actress for the dance was furnished by eager. with being away from restraining) C. W. Kelly, proprietor of the until she learned What . . . what? the Miamelodians, student orches­ elements someone is going to mis-1 Men's Toggery, Inc., announced Until she learned that actresses Ah .... and then the rehearsal Meeting of Newman Club tra, and several versatile perform­ induct himself and reflect that i the following rules to govern the do not eat. Until she learned that began. People in the cast com­ To Be Held Tuesday Night ers lent their services. misconduct on the University. | contest: actresses must not be tempermen- menced to stride on the stage, and The dance was exceptionally stride off, mumbling a few inco­ Rollins visited Miami last year! ^^^^^^^^1. Contest^ limited to stud­ tal. Until she discovered that they The Newman Club, an organiza­ well attended, and among those an ents of the University of Miami. work like dorgs. herent words. The procedure was present were numbered most of d conducted themselves in an all very bewildering. The Intruder tion for Catholic students, will hold entirely creditable manner. You 2. Registration must take place She wandered into room 286 and its first meeting Tuesday night at the familiar personalities on the sat down in a chair ... to get understood that they were in a campus. The approval with which mtend doing the same and to as­ (Please turn to page two) hurry. The rest of it was sort of' 8:00 p. m. in the Girls' Social Hall. sure yourselves of it govern your larnin'. She noticed several young Father Sullivan, former president this affair was received assures vague. the future success of these affairs actions by the fact that you un­ men . . . (good looking, too, or of Loyola University and present more. Too often we find students The script girl lay down her which shall be continued through­ officially are a representative of she would not have noticed them) pastor of Gesu Church, will ad­ going through school without the playing a word game at the black knitting which was beginnig to out the season. the University of Miami. Go up proper axiliary reading and often hold an evil fascination for the dress the meeting. Frank Strahan, there in a body and come back the j JT^~" dually disliking literature board. She wished she could join president of the club, would like them but she did not know the Intruder . . . such that she almost same way; have a good time but | l toward it as they to see a large body of students at­ "CLARENCE" — Thursday Night because they fee answer to the puzzle ... So she gave up THE STAGE for THE HOME. But she was too persever­ tend the meeting. The number of estram yourself with good taste, j wouW toward forced assignments. inclined her head slightly to the ing a character for that. Catholics in the school warrants ^ was the privilege of the writ- j If students could only recognize right and took stock of the script will follow the main talk of the t The director hovered in back of a good membership in the club. er to be present at a class lecture the fact that education is not rep girl. The girl was not reading the evening. the room, smoking enthusiastical­ Father Patrick Barry of St. Last year the organization was ^ Mr. Davison in which a very im-j resented by credit units but 7 script. She was knitting something Patrick's Church in Miami Beach, ly. admitted to the National Organiza­ P^ioned plea was made that Uni- the development of the^ very pink and domestic. The In­ and Father Thomas Comber, chap­ The Intruder bounded out of her tion of Newman Clubs. **«* students learn the art of appreciation and J^^' truder could not understand why lain of the Newman Club, will be Actresses should knit. But she let reverie . . . Members of the cast ^Predating and enjoying good lit- then pleas like Mr. the honor guests that slip. She was a broad minded were shouting . . "Whiskey and ^ture. It seems unfortunate that would not be necessary. Interesting informal discussions j "CLARENCE" — Thursday Night Ur Intruder . . . not the usual kind. (Continued on Page 2) ° Present educational systems ~" ^TIIXV Night d0 not stress Mr. Davison's point "CLARENCE" - Thursday Nig

I Page Two action was rehearsed f U The University Players maybe five times bef0 ° Dramatic Society of the campus, continued on. The IntrnV" to despair. ue'" THE MIAMI HURRICANE and among its members are the (Continued from pa*e_ one) OFFICIAL STUDENT PUBLICATION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF actors and actresses Then everyone but th Kurton Kail outstanding Soda" • . Her interest had been MIAMI* By ELANE ROMEIKE school. still in school lady and The Clown J* re:Ttanley B~.~Rose, James Mool, j stimuiated huddle with the dir,w ] The Count and The to Eleanor Miksitz, Dorothy Mae Suddenly *— cuss numerous technical- ^ The Dramatic Department of the Buddington, James Parrott, Vir- ,.»wn sat down or a serums t Leading Lady and The ci ' \ Ferelle Allen, about The Count's Daughter. gan their dialogue, but n be University is in full swing again ginia Hastings One S 0n Mary Frances Roberts, Victor Le­ came weary of not beine. ° W with a view of promoting for the not interest of the students many fine vine, Bill Maloney, and Nedra When the director at last ice,j else that The Clown did not have. and entertaining programs of plays Brown. The honorary members oi attention, they decided **** ^ Mr. Head, he was the other man to selected from a fine repertorie. At the organization are: For through it all again . , g0 Member Florida Intercollegiate Press Association its head are Mrs. Motter and Mr. Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Motter, and The Intruder was beginning to The Intruder emitted a Head. This writer feels that un­ Dean Rasco. see things. sigh. She had tried. But ^ der their expert direction and ov­ Wholehearted support by the really was much too • ^\ EDITORIAL STAFF Everyone argued very casually X%i erseeing, the student body will be students of this honorable and not­ And one did have to kno\Tf EDITORS (BERYL RYDEN with everyone else. Then the k more than absorbed in their work. able department is asked. We feel act . . . Look at the Leadin C unt forg'ot his victorious - l STANLEY B. ROSE Plays are even now underway .... you wouldn't think X ^ sure more success and triumphs happy prance. He had to repeat th and coming along well. First are due for this year and we will on the stage at all. So natu *" Jimm lines and put his prance m. He x News Editor y Parsons among them will be "Clarence" lend a willing hand to a worthy H everything. ^ and Ket Claire became very happy. V ^ Features by Booth Tarkington, which is su-' cause. or The Intruder groaned *<«, Society Louise Herbert perintended by Mrs. Motter. In elfishly. After realizing his error, She left. lh envy, Judith Du Pree h was mortified and began all Assistant Society the cast are found James Parrott, Students Must Report e It would be much easier t Sports Sam P. Greenberg as Clarence; Gwen Davis, as Cora; 102 over agin. predate the play now . aP- For Language Nos. On with the show! Charles Luehl, as Bobby; Nedra Yes . . . it was called'«%. Brown, as Violet; Thomas Mas- The leading lady, the other lady, ne to BUSINESS STAFF Students enrolled in foreign and someone else sat in an ob­ Gets Slapped." % terson, as Mr. Stem; Lucian Doty language courses numbered 102, scure row, memorizing their lines BUSINESS MANAGER —OLGA MINOR and Faye Poole, as Mr. and Mrs. Manager" George Harvey but not in 101, and who have not An actress rushed on to the Assistant Business Wheeler; Arthur Brown, as Din- "CLARENCE" — Thur Circulation E. V. Petrow hitherto been in regular attend­ stage and posed in the middle of sday ft; widdie; Ferelle Allen, as Delia; glit ance at the Spoken Language per­ things one arm held high Marcia Hargrove, as Mrs. Martin. Jack Tannenbaum and j REPORTERS iods, should immediately see Dr. above a defiant head. But that was S This play is to be presented next Max Meyer about being assigned Zinman are no longer affr Edith Pentreath not at all correct. The cast scat­ ? Elmira Huey Thursday. All the students will to a particular Spoken Language with the Phi Epsilon Pi pr ! Joseph Youngs tered itself about various window •ei'ti- Betty Curran enjoy this novel comedy and all section. It is not possible to put ity. John Esterline Justin Schick will be sure to attend, we are sure. seats and chairs, while the direc­ Eleanor them into any section already tor explained how to do the scene. Bill Davidoff Following this play will be a overcrowded before the student "CLARENCE" - Thursday ^ Constance Klink Herbert Schultzman presentation of "He Who Gets In a few minutes everyone under­ Armand Yusem makes his appeal. Being ad­ stood everything and action was Cecile Alexander Slapped" by Andreyev. A very mitted to a section still open at a resumed. tentative program that will pos­ late date, may seriously inconven­ Then the actress had some trou­ QUIET, PLEASE sibly be offered includes "Captain ience the student and even force Applejack," by Walter Hackett; ble about falling into a chair Any earnest student knows that concentration while m him to drop the concentrated lan­ "Death Takes a Holiday," by guage course altogether and sub­ was it at the right angle? This the classroom is half of the lesson learned. In an institution Albert Cassella; "Bonds Of Inter­ stitute a slow going language VAIAWVVVWWWWWW} Capitol est" by Deneviente; either "Sat­ for the deaf and dumb commotion in the halls would not be course. Regular attendance is ob­ N. noticed. The University, however, is not an institution of urday's Children" or "Elizabeth, ligatory beginning with November the Queen" by Maxwell Ander­ Downtown this type, consequently any noise in the halls during class­ 12. Attendance at the Spoken Lan­ son; "Good Friday" by John Mase- guage periods can be dispensed room sessions is annoying both to the students in class and field; "Anna Cristie" by Eugene with even less than regular attend­ to the professor teaching. O'Neill; "Misanthrope" by Moliere; ance at the Written Language There has been entirely too much disturbance in our "Second Man" by S. N. Behrman; periods. "Wild Duck" by Ibsen; and one of NOW! halls lately. Several members of th faculty have noticed this Shakespear's plays. From this and have spoken of it. Something must be done. list are to be selected the eight LOCAL MERCHANTS It certainly would not be a favorable reflection upon our other plays making up the com­ OFFER PRIZES University if we had to instalate the monitor system which plete roster, excluding several one- "BLIND act plays to be given under part (Continued from Page One) is used in high schools to prohibit students from using the student direction. corridors where classes are in session. University students in the offices of the sponsor; no HUPP' The old students will remember purchase is necessary to register. DATE" should have enough courtesy for fellow students and pro­ the full and select program given 3. All entries must be made by Is The fessors to refrain from loud talking and laughing around last year, which included: "The noon Saturday preceding the Rol­ A rollicking lesson in these classrooms. Importance of Being Earnest," by lins football game. Oscar Wilde; "Romancers" by Place Cooperation must be attained among the student body 4. Prizes will be awarded at Love told by Rostand; "Gallow's Gate" by the end of the football season. in order to eliminate this commotion during class hours. Marjore Stoneman Douglas; "Mer­ The Men's Toggery Shop has To If students who have free period hours wish to hold ton of the Movies," by George opened just recently and is locat- long conversations with other students they should talk in Kauffman and Marc Connally; ed 141 Alcazar. Mr. Kelly has ex­ EAT! Ann places other than the halls. "Tillie, the Mennonite Maid" by tended an invitation to University Helen Martin; "Piper" by Jose­ students to visit his shop at any Sothern Let's keep our halls quiet for the benefit of those who phine Peabody; "It Did the Trick" time. do wish to study. by Dr. Smith; three one-act plays; The Toggery Shop is also spon­ "The Bear Tchekoff," "They Work 0O0 sor for the Wil-Wite Contest. This, CORAL GABLES Neil BEHIND DRAMATICS ] Fast," by Mrs. Motter; and "Greta too, is limited to University stud­ Green" by Makaya. Several of ents and a $4.50 Wil-Wite Bathing THEATER BLDG. Hamilton It is surprising that there still exists the college stu­ these performances were so pop­ suits will be awarded to the stud- dent who pursues his education by applying himself to an ular that they were presented end entering the best definition of twice. i "nothing." academic curricula and confines himself to the limits of it. W.VAW^W.VMV.V.WrtlWAWAV.VAVaWAWrVJ It is more surprising that this student graduates college, ASTRONOMY WE KNOW THAT THESE BODIES VARY THE ONLV WAV TO DETERMINE THE feels himself educated, and yet for the most part has never A GREAT DEAL IN SIZE -ETC.,ETC. STARS AND NEBULAE ARE MOTION OF A HEAVENLY BODV 15 TO developed a sense of discrimination and appreciation to­ INCANDESCENT BODIES —THE COMPARE ITS POSITION AT TWO ward the arts. STARS ARE GENERALLY SPHERICAL FFERENT EPOCHS We do not mean to undermine the value of our academic courses, however we do mean to impress the fact that with­ out extra-curricular activities and the associations which they bring about no one can, in the true sense of the word, become educated. One of the most valuable of extra-curricular activities, yet one that is usually overlooked as such, is dramatics. Here at the University we have a few very seriously intent students who are launched on a program in dramatics that promises the University a theater comparable with that of any institution of higher learning in the country. Their program holds water and is under the head of two very ca­ pable directors. The administration is cooperating with the Copyright, 1934, B. J. Reynolds Tobacco CompaW department and have made possible the conversion of the au­ PIPE-ONOMY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS ditorium into a playhouse for the University Theater. Plans THAT STAR OF THE AFTER EVERY CLASS such as those underway give the student body an opportunity SMOKINCr TOBACCOS, to become acquainted with the master dramatic productions PRINCE ALBERT IT RINGS THE BELL! and to adopt a critical as well as appreciative attitude to­ M-MM-W-MM-MM.j..,. . . „, ward them. ^\N 1~^£- The department will need the support of every student in the University if it would carry out its program as plan­ mellow Savor of Ae op-a«X; ^ ""' "ke the ^ ned. It is up to you to see that it gets that support even as t you would support the football team or any other University activity. 0O0 If we would establish peace we must first establish jus­ tice.—Senator Swanson of Virginia. PRINCE ALBERT

,, , , , ! ,'V. iWiWi A iWiFVWAr A' . © 1934, LIGGBTT ftMvn i TOBACCO CO. &5asi£iK$£ THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page Three pm, and a corsage of the sorority the Cara Villa within the next flowers. pha sorority with a buffet sup- j Dutch Bierkamper, president, j house when ever they entered, SOCIETY per recently. Decorations were j spoke on the fraternity's position j They also were asked to address few weeks. Any member of a na­ carried out in a Halloween motif. j on the campus. James Koger, j the pledgs as Sir and Mr. The tional fraternity is urged to be Edited by The name of Fay Taylor w^ The new sorority pledges were j representing the alumni, told of j dance was arranged by a commit- on hand for the meeting to be held omitted from the list of Sigma Phi tonight at 7:30 at 205 Alhambra L0UISE HERBERT pledges last week. honor guests at this affair. A | the history of the chapter. Dr. j tee composed of George Flynn, business meeting was held pre-1W. 0. Walker, honorary member, j Bill Cooper, Ted Treff and Char- Circle. vious to the supper, at which the i told of the value friendships formed i lie Crow. Miss Mary Louise Dorn, new Delta Tau pledge class elected officers, with j in college. A few remarks were j president of the Sigma Phi soror­ the following results: I addressed to the pledge class by I Stray Greeks ity, will be guest of honor at a Delta Tau formal pledging Keva Albury—President. j Johnny Slocum. The dinner was j The ^ held last Saturday, dance given by the patronesses of Frances Elder—Vice president, j concluded with singing of f rater-1 stray aS the group Saturday night at the The firgt meeting of the servi^ ^ the home of Mary Secretary - treasurer — Sarah jnity songs. | Greeks was held last Monday at sunrlse home of Mrs. Robert Pentland. Ac­ at Robertg> 1215 Country r*= ' : the apartment of George Fisher, tive and alumnae members, and prices ^ ^ service was con- Dutch Bierkamper and Johnny president. Plans for the coming pledges, with their escorts, will Club Jhv candlelight, and presid- Y. W. C. A. Slocum were guests at the S. A. E. year were discussed, and it was de- be the other guests at the affair. ducted vy^ ^ Presidentj Miss The membership drive instituted I banquet held at the University cided to make the organization by Patronesses include Mrs. John ed over Pledge pins and yellow by the Y. W. C. A., on Nov. 1, Club Wednesday noon. purely social in character. Howard Roberts. Gazlay, Mrs. E. G. Schultz, Mrs. ,rpre nresented to the new has thus far been very satisfactory Jordan was appointed to make roses were A Pentland, Mrs. A. H. Bartle, Mrs. and judging by the great number The active members of the Phi J P^ns for a party to be held at ^S pledged were: Edward Davison, Mrs. Wade Hunt, of girls interested, a very success-1 Alpha Fraternity were entertain- hose and Mrs. Henrietta Roberts. Ac­ Corrina Washburn ful year is anticipated. Friday, j ed at a dance, given at the house tives and pledges are Miss Dorn, BPttv MacDonald Nov. 2, the first meeting of the Dy the pledge group. Music was Miss Nina Kitchens, Miss Ethel pottie Mae Buddington term was held at 11:50 a. m., in supplied by the Miamelodians j Pellegatta, Miss Constance Klink, Tennie Rachel Morrow the girls' social hall. Following de- and many novel entertaining j Miss Betty Botz, Miss Ethelyn £edericka Walta votionals a brief business session ideas were carried out. Farmer, Miss Mary Ellen Routh, McMahon was held. Miss Julia Rhodus, The dance was the one chance Mary Miss Grayce Ben Kori, Miss Mary Emily Rolston downtown secretary of the Y. W. the pledges had to lord it over the j Elinor Cowart Frohberg, Miss Mary Frances C. A. welcomed new members and active members, before they are j Phillips, Miss Evelyn Estridge, After the ceremony breakfast Lois Taylor read a paper on the formally initiated. There was ani Miss Alice Chambers, Miss Vera elimination dance contest given! g served by the hostess, assist- Student Movement of the Y. W. You Don't Have Fletcher, Miss Lois Beherons, and C A. Light refreshments were for the members to determine who I Tby her mother. Miss Fay Taylor. served. was the most adept at tripping To Shovel Coal the light fantastic. The judges; Do You? The oledges of Delta Tau sorori-1 Theta Chi Phi Alpha found it so difficult to decide up­ One of our Adver­ were entertained Tuesday af- on the champion that it was neces- Neither do you have to ty The Theta Chi Sorority has en- The Phi Alpha fraternity cele­ a beach party at Tahiti brated its eighth birthday at a sary for the contestants to dance accept mediocre service tisers has it and at ternTUn Dorothy Mae" Budding-jtered into the spirit of athletics beach oy J i-aloni wil--..-nh- thJ.Ve. ._X .* ^ over and over again. At last the or sandwiches e play-! S rest of the organ- Founder's Day banquet held at the chapter house Wednesday evening. judges compromised and awarded a price that will | ton served by the \ nations, and has found itself busy a prize to William Lingerfelter and EAT AT a supper was getting ready for the various ac­ Dinner was served to thirty mem­ ed bers of the active chapter, pledge Walter Everson. 9 please you. hostess. tivities. At the meeting of the The members had an opportuni­ T ILT ON S Those attending were: Eleanor Athletic Council, one of its mem­ class and alumni. Nester Hough­ ty to come in the back door of the \ IIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllI|llllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli:i!HH# Cowart, Myrtle Wills, Jenny Mor­ bers, Rhoda Lichtman, was elect­ taling acted as toastmaster. row Betty McDonald, Emily Rol- ed secretary. This proves that the ton Fredericka Walta, Dorothy new sorority has entrenched itself McMahon, Corrina Washburne. on the campus. Active members taking part in The members of the group wish the ceremony included: Frances to thank the other organizations Day, Beryl Ryden, Nora Deigard, on the campus who have sent Nedra Brown, Lois Poteet, Ruth them their welcome and wishes Creal, Mary Frances Roberts, for a successful school year. Mary'Ann Ayres, Robertta Scott, Helen Roderick, Ruth Simms, Ol­ Alpha Kappa Alpha &n fAeneas wH ga Minor, Mary Etna Terrell, Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority Gwen Davis and Mickey Grose. was awarded the Panhelenic Scholarship cup for the year 1934. Members of the pledge class of This cup was also held by this so­ Delta Tau sorority elected their rority in 1930 and 1931. This cup officers at a meeting held last is given to the sorority having the Monday evening at the univer­ highest scholastic average on the . sity. The class selected Frederica campus during the year. It is the Walta as their president during aim of the sorority holding this ..it makes the their period of pledgeship. Other cup to keep it for three consecu­ officers elected were Eleanor Co­ tive years in order that they might wart, vice president; Emily Rol­ have it permanently. ston, secretary; and Dorothy Mae tobacco milder Budington, program chairman. Four new girls were formally pledged to Alpha Kapp Alpha so­ Lambda Phi rority Sunday afternoon at four o'clock at the home of Lois Tay­ Lambda Phi sorority formally lor, 220 N. W. 4th St. Miss Tay­ In the manufacture pledged fourteen new girls Sun­ lor, president of the sorority, con­ day night at seven o'clock. Pled­ ducted the service. The new of Granger Rough Cut Pipe ging took place at the home of pledges are: Catherine Young, El- Tobacco the Wellman Process Ellen Shumate, and the service mira Huey, Keva Albury, Frances was conducted by Roma Pape, Elder, and Sarah Bergh. The ac­ is used. president of the sorority. The new" tive members present were: Agnes The Wellman Process is dif­ pledges are: Ruth Diestelherst, Hill, Annette Curry, Marjorie Jane Dusenbury, Betty Flynn, Easton, Lois Taylor, Evelyn Ray, ferent from any other process or Dorace and Phylous Gonterman, and Jean Clandenan. Betty Himelick, Virginia Horsley, method and we believe it gives Martha Jones, Joan Manley, Mar­ Miss Jean Chambers and Miss more enjoyment to pipe smokers. tha Ousley, Marie Reichard, eBt- Marjorie Easton entertained the ti Susong, Dorothy Tyson, and members of the Alpha Kappa Al- ...it gives the tobacco an ex­ Daisy Wood. The active members were: Kaye tra flavor and aroma Daniels, Dorothy Rhoads, Isabel ...it makes the tobacco act Hanson, Betty and Louise Herb-|l ert, Kay Coleman, Ellen Shumate, right in a pipe—burn Roma Pape, Rita and Helen Bar­ A I slower and smoke cooler tholomew, Judy DuPree, Madeline Gamble, Travis Lee Harris, Roxie Jolly Junior | ... it makes the tobacco milder Lewis, Julie Davitt, Florence Leo- ...it leaves a clean dry ash nardi, Martha Ford, Mary Hunt, Louise Arnott, Ellouise King, and — no soggy residue or heel M*ry K. Hoffernan. Shop in the pipe bowl Sigma Phi awaits you just a step LIGGETT & MYERS TOBACCO CO. from the elevators on The Pledge Class of the Sigma comnwn+mme £m sorority is giving a Benefit the Fourth Floor. The ridge in the sorority room, Tues- | newest- football., fash­ da y afternoon, Nov. 6th, at 3 o'-li ions, date frocks, hats clock. Tickets are twenty-five : cents. and may be obtained from and shoes are here at a ef any one of the Sigma Phi pledges. pricec withinn school e zoish in some zvay we cot budgets. Miss Constance Klink was for-i| every man zcho smokes a tpe ^a% initiated into the Sigma Phi 11 FOURTH FLOOR -^orority on Saturday night. The|| mce Was L conducted by MaryjJ to lust try Granger orit"se Dorn' President of the soril i* and Burdine's ,„_„ the active members as j 1

some of you who are inspired cy inventions, Patton Reveals leader. AROUND THE CAMPUS I please contribute. We fear the I Amazon tide! Secret Romance By Davis B. Webb chosen advice: You nau To Co-Ed Scribe There are those who partake of read the new kidnapping legisia It seems that Joe Barclay is ter­ nothing more influential than the ribly sweet on a certain little proverbial Chinese herb — then tion. Our own Stu Batton is about to school teacher. (A Zeta Phi Alum­ there are others! ^ • „ fvnical collegian mis column is to Q„ embark upon the sea of matrimo­ Georgie is lelv^g" for parts un- nae) . nlr further laurels ny. Stu is a little bit modest about Somebody at the game Friday known to seek turtnei his romance and firmly refuses to The height of futility as evinc­ night said that "Judge" Horton's amid foreign sweepstakes bfte disclose the name of his bethoth- A make ,or ed by Harry Gray: Playing blind- shoulder pads were pneumatic, but says her futurity is maid. Upon ed. It all began five years ago. At man's bluff in a saw-mill. I don't believe it. niy word! T ; ^ a T^hr "5^ first it was a purely platonic 1. None. I tninK a /^ pc,Tilallty- So»> And there w^he fellow that mean friendship that finally blossomed According to an eminent pho­ [Collegiate" will ultimately | Have you noticed: This guy, "Casanova" Dansky, couldn't stick his finger in his eye into love. She is a Miamian. As tographer in our midst, ordinary I *e breakdown of American col- , Si is a regular "Doggonit." He even no date has been set there has cold-cream will serve as an excel­ rn forty stabs. That's inefficiency ' lee-es because oi stanuaiu ! pong defensive. P% used to wear his initials in his g F s> been no formal anouncement. How­ lent bath for the average negative. of a sort, too! ! ii • x.n 4-vnes necessarilyi * hat but he lost his hat. of collegiate types p trow and his ««.• ever, Dr. Ashe will announce it Page W. and L. Ed e Freshman (to Geo. Fisher):— ! kes of secondary importance an j ^^ his ^ at the next faculty meeting. ma I Pardon me, sir, but do you re- j academic program.-Emily KO C].ff ^^ ^^^ And may we add that Stu sin­ Martha Ford has given up cof­ Ve i member anything about pathos in Monday, November 5th—Soror­ ton. .. n*\ gits. di. fee for tea. It is more amenable to cerely hopes that this announce­ j Chaucer ? 2. None. My only connotation ot; Stanley R ^ ^ music appreication. ity and fraternity meetings, 7:^U collegiate atmosphere is a sw » to^ ment will not diminish his femi­ Geo. Fisher:—I remember that mastication whUe p. m. ._, of social and athletic events with- „ , A ^\ nine following on this here cam­ I guy, Pathos, but it seems to me <

Non-sorority girls formed an organization at a meeting in the Social Hall recently. Danise Car- avacious and Helen Couch were elected to represent the group on the Athletic Council. Plans for a volley ball team and entrants in the various athletic events at Rol­ lins were discussed. All girls in­ terested in sports are urged to join this club.

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Mickey Grose To Head Girls Athletic Council

The second meeting of the Inter- sorority Athletic Council was held Monday, October 29. The purpose of this meeting was to elect of­ ficers and to discuss the volley­ ball activities. The new officers are: Mickey Grose, president; Madeline Gamble, Pe vice-president; Rhoda Lichman, secretary; Helene Couch, treasur­ er; Elmira Huey and Denice Cara- vasics, volleyball managers. Official volleyball practice began Monday, October 29. It is the de­ ROBERT FEDDERN '35. He says: "I'm in- sire of this council to get together terested in every phase of flying—majoring in as many students as possible that aeronautics. It takes a lot of mental concentra­ will take part in swimming, ten­ tion. Three or four hours of intense study is nis and golf tournaments while at enough to tire anyone. I light up a Camel fre­ quently. Camels always give me a 'lift' that Rollins. Each sorority is request­ quickly chases away any tired feeling. And what ed to secure the names of their a flavor Camels have—so rich and mild!" contestants and give these names to Mickey Grose.

'CLARENCE" — Thursday Night Here's the way to get back your energy quickly when you feel glum and weary! Thousands of smokers have adopted the way of combating low energy and low spirits mentioned by Feddern. Gables Program When their energy sags down they smoke a Camel and get a delightful "lift!" It's healthful—delightful—enjoyable. Smoke Monday, last time today, Gary Camels as often as you want them. Their finer, MORE EXPEN­ Cooper, Carol Lombard, and SIVE TOBACCOS never get on the nerves! Shirley Temple in "Now and For­ ever," a fast moving love drama AIR HOSTESS. Says Miss Marian in which Gary plays the part of a McMichael, R.N., of the American careless adventurer. Airlines: "When the run is over Tuesday and Wednesday. "The and I'm off duty, my first move is to light a Camel. A Camel quickly Count of Monte Cristo" in which relieves any feeling of tiredness— Robert Donat, a new English im­ and how good it tastes. Camels are portation, brings the colorful char­ so delightfully mild!" acter of Edmund Dantes to life again. Elissa Landi ably portrays the part of Mercedea. Thursday and Friday. "Wagon Wheels" starring Randolph Scott and Monte Blue. Saturady, Sunday, and Monday. "She Loves Me Not" with Bing Crosby at his best singing "Love in Bloom" in a beautiful duet with Kitty Carlyle. Mariam Hopkins steals many a scene with her clev­ er acting.

Delta Sigma Kappa announces the pledging of John Curry. Copyright, 1934, B. J. Beynolds Tobacc: Compif iy 'CLARENCE" — Thursday Night

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Texas-Baylor -Texas will whoop The lineup: defense at which positions Sal From the Sidelines it up. H By SAM GREENBERG STETSON TIES Miami Pos. Stetson Mastro and Jim Beary performed. Vanderbilt-Sewan^e — Vandy Beusee le Cudmore Denny Leonard again played heads shouldn't have much trouble. MIAMI 6-6 de a run around the end, Beary It Ingrim up ball at the center post. Mike Here he rests beneath the soil, Washington State-Idaho—Wash­ W. Dansky lg H'yn'sw'rth tackled from the rear; nru answer no one's call- ""' Sissman got off some long spir­ Hell answer no one's call- ington State is much too power­ Visitors Tie Score In Final I Leonard c Weaver le left guard sat upon his neck On a trick play they nabbed him ful. Two Minutes Of Gaiero rg Thursby als and Reggie Wilson showed a N J£ tackle on his ear. -But he didn't have the ball The - Dartmouth-New Hampshire — Game Mastro rt Peck (c) bit of flashy play. Dartmouth is our choice. Wilson re Singleton - THE FIELD GOAL is rapidly regainin 6g 4Wits former popularity on THE r***'*' " '-~* —-~ » winer popularity on GAME Baker qb Slade T'p-ridiron. Thee one time much developed scoring art had been gradsrad- Columbia-Brown — Lou Little's AT A GLANCE gang will come through again. Miami (6) Cook lh Wotring %v disappearing as an offensivep wear.weapon™ . TT.Th-e reason for the de- Stetson (6) SPORTS REVIEW Alabama-Clemson—The 'Bamas 4 First Downs 8 Petrowski (ac) rh Schemer TP was twofold. First the goal posts were moved back ten yards- by in a breather. 81 Yards Rushing 130 Rose fb Louton Cl /secondly, the style of play became much more open with the ad- ARMAND H. YUSEM Notre Dame-Navy — The Irish 0 Yds. by Passing 10 t of the forward pass. Teams within scoring distance would prefer will break Navy's winning streak. 0 Yds. lost, Penalties 30 .amble for six points through the medium of the air than trust to ing the remainder of the half WHO ARE the immortals that !°1 g kick for half that amount. Evidently, the field goal '£ be en Coming from behind, a decep- j with neither team able to get with- stand out on the gridiron? What "called as a solution of penetrating an impregnable defense as wit­ Girls Frosh Week tive and rough fighting Stetson j in scoring distance, men are on the honor-roll of the nessed in many games this season. The outcome of some of the most team pushed over a touchdown in I The Hatters returned to outplay all star players? And what men important contests has been determined by virtue of a well placed kick have the right to be ranked on Last week was girls' frosh week the last two minutes of play to! tbe Hurricanes in the second half, from the field- the long list of gridiron great­ but the young ladies (?) received tie the rapidly tiring Hurricanes! The orange and green forward a "break." Monday's torture, patio ness ? Our answer to those ever­ at Moore Park Friday night. | wan was unable to hold and the lasting questions are Jim Thorpe, PETE PETROWSKI converted six consecutive times in the Wof- grass cutting, was eliminated be­ which might be some sort of cause of sorority pledging. Tues­ A large crowd keyed to a high! visitors ploughed through for re- Red Grange and Ernie Nevers. fnrd tussle, whicn mignt oe some sort of a record for the season pitch until the final whistle, wit- j peated gains only to lose the ball These briliant players with their *0 precision and finesse with which our acting captain boots that day was a holiday. Wednesday the freshmen girls gathered near the nessed a tough tussle and were i through an intercepted pass by natural ability on the football L\ is a treat to behold. The pigskin soars high and cuts the cross- lunch room and chanted in unison, turned away disappointed that j Cook on his own ten yard stripe, field performed touchdown tricks hlr in half- Pete is also consistant in another department; his superb "We are the 'freshies' forlong . ." the favored Miami team could not j After two futile attempts at the regularly with the pigskin. In way for many a blocking is a feature of every game and paves the The ditty was composed by Dot Ty­ break the jinx which always seems! line Charlie Baker sent Cook back their prime these three young men touchdown. son. to hover over the local boys in j to kick; A poor out of bound punt proved their calbre by means of their drive and daring, their speed HATS OFF to Jack Bell, sports Thursday black smudges in this rivalry. The McCann offense j which only netted twelve yards over the Crimson. ! and skill inscribes their names in iter and columnist of the Miami varying sizes and intensity ap­ which had dazzled the Wofford gave the visitors the break that Holy Cross-Manhattan •— Holy aggregation the week previous j ultimately resulted in the score the annals of the great American Daily News. Jack has been one of peared on the noses of the freshie Cross should win. failed to click against the Hatters, i which tied the game. The kick for game. Hurricanes most loyal and girls. the Rice-Arkansas—Rice will bowl Miami's score came in the first i the extra point was unsuccessful The stars of all times, sport staunch supporters for a long over Arkansas. Friday the girls went a la natu­ ral. No make-up was allowed. period after a series of gains j as had been Pete Petrowski's in fans! Look them over— time. He never passes up the oc­ Syracuse-Michigan State — A through the line by Cook and Rose, ] the early part of the contest, (Please turn to page six) casion to boost our team when­ tough one with Syracuse on top. the former twisting his way to' The tackle positions were the in- ever an opportunity presents it- score. A kicking duel ensued dur- vulnerable places in the Hurricane "CLARENCE" — Thursday Night Thank you, Jack—and by the way, we enjoy your column a lot, too. * * * WHO WILL BE the Hurricanes oponent in the "Festival of Palms" game on New Years Day? This topic may be somewhat premature but it is deserving of consideration at the present time. We might rightfully assume that Miami will terminate its season impressive­ ly. Therefore, a worthy opponent must be found that will add both prestige and interest to so impor­ tant a contest. Cornell is that team. There is a reason to believe that the boys from Ithaca would glad­ ly accept our invitation. Many people would be pleased to see Gil Dobie' Red Raiders vie with the Hurricanes—and just as many believe that our bunch can take them.

EACH WEEK there have ap­ peared in this column questions regarding elements of football. We hope they have been interest­ ing and amusing. Here are some to ponder over: May the receiver of a punt kick it right back ? What is the penalty for inten­ tionally grounding the ball? The ball sails over the goal post on a kickoff, does it count as three points ? May a potential receiver of a punt signal for a fair catch and his teammate catch the ball and run? In kicking for the extra point, the ball bounces off a players head and goes over the bar. Is the kick good? May the player who kneels and holds a place-kick rise and throw a pass ?

LAST WEEKS AVERAGE for Picking the games was seventeen correct and three wrong. This lv S es a total numerical percent­ Copyright, 1934. The American age of .834 or 53 games won and Tobacco Company lost. Here is the way we see them for next week: Yale-Georgia—Old Eli will turn °ack the Georgians. Pitt-Nebraska—Pitt will knock off Nebraska. Penn-Penn State—This year it's states turn. Stanford-Washington—Stanford W»J get to the Rose Bowl. Colgate-Tulane—Too much Col­ gate. You'll find every Lucky Princeton-Lehigh — The Tigers firmly round and fully packed with long WlU crush Lehigh. Minifasota-Indiana—Minnesota golden strands of fine tobacco — only the m[[ remain undefeated. Louisiana State.-Geo. Washing­ clean center leaves—these are the mildest s-State for us. "It's toasted" - ^linois-Northwestern—Zuppke's °ys to beat Northwestern. J Your throat protection-against irritation-against cough leaves—they cost more—they taste better. Army-Harvard — The Cadets Page Six THE MIAMI HURRICANE Men are usually pleased

—With compliments Q, """ CONCERT SERIES and he said he was certain because they know they do not A lf he had counted every one in the WANTED s them. erve BEGINS TONIGHT PEEPING registration room. Some freshman or group The University Primer (with i, • tn the Florida Seminole) —With applause, even if Another, when asked whether he of freshmen to use the old THRU apologies to tne n^ th e elbow grease with a tooth­ le know it belongs to some one " y The series of Monday evening was going to work for a bachelor (to be read to most P«* >- brush and metal polish on —With the appearance n* concerts to be given by the Uni­ PRINT of arts or a bachelor of science de­ Up.per-class-men are strange the Pan-American plaque cess even if the appearances sue. versity of Miami Conservatory be­ gree ,asked the registrar which was fel-lows. They do not care if they at the entrance to the Uni­ not paid for. With E. V. Petrow the easier to get. flunk Why do they not ginning tonight with Caroline versity. (Note: Your em­ PaS%°ri does no good. If they —With the words of the Clement, pianist, will form the uot- ployment bureau gets standing music series of the sea­ cared they would have to study. if they make them feel great****' A heading in "The Pine" . . . work for you. The pay:-- son. There will be twenty-eight We begin full of pepe and such Studying is not much fun. I tried —With the speaker who ex' and seek some outlet other than "Los Angeles Junior College Everlasting glory to the 0 concerts in all, and real music ft' on" time. It makes a per-son the weaknesses of thir neigU, ^ just print so we'll lead off by rais­ Students Works Out Fine in Boil­ freshman class of 1934. org. lovers are urged to get their re­ think he does not know any- hmg —With the propaganda ing a chair for dear old Barber er Room." We work-out pretty (Signed) Geo. Harvey l'hat servations in early as the seat­ The stu-dents would rat-her get strengthens them m their College. Speaking of tonsorial re­ well in ours, too. Prejtu ing capacity of Recital Hall is shot. I would not like to get shot dices. lations reminds us of a bit of fra­ limited. The recitals to be given ternity life practiced on pledges I would rat-her drown. Lots oi in November following Miss Cle­ The Oklahoma Daily, publica­ Futility . . . at the Univ. of Holland. Each new stud-ents take shots. They enjoy 'CLARENCE" — Thursday ments will be: Faculty String tion of the Univ. of Oklahoma, Seems as if a man encountered member must have his hair shaved Night Quartet, November 12; Joe Tarp­ a telephone pole one night, ran in­ off and enter the house by a win­ vouches for the authenticity of ^Rats are nice boys. They are ley, pianist, November 19; and dow. Under no circumstances is this story . . . to it and got knocked back flat. not real rats. They are just Walter Grossman, cellist, and Eve­ ONE WORD DESCRipTi0N he allowed to use a door—They The other day in class at that He picked himself up and tried called rats. They loan you mon-ey lyn Raff, mezzo-soprano, Novem­ (Apologies to O. O. Mclntv^ school a co-ed's eyelashes came un- to get around the pole from an­ when you need it. Do you have yre even gain a knowledge of porch- "Atlas"—Atlas. > ber 26. glued and fell down on her face. other angle and only to crash into climbing. to pay it back? Oh, no! Why Mary Louise Dorn—p t. The regular admission price is The startled professor screamed, it and fall down again. He tried er not* Be-cause they are rats. 1 m Gwen Davis—Coy. four dollars for the series but any Some usual and unusual green- "Migawd a centipede!" once more and again went flat on glad I'm not a rat. They lead a Charlie Fulford—Clumsy. University student applying at the stick utterances ... At the U. of his back. hard life. I would not like to lead office of the Conservatory will be Who's feet? Charlie Heckman—Cherubic found who aspired to Latin. One Accordingly he picked himself a hard life. It is more fun to given a season ticket free. It is At the University of Southern Irving Lipman—Shy (Oh, Yeh?) Missouri a sweet young thing was up, brushed himself off and hic'd lead an easy life. urged that all students possible found who aspired to Latin. One California when a man catches philosophically: 'Sno use, walled take advantage of the opportu­ another man cheating he begins class hour the professor asked her | "CLARENCE" - Thursday Night nity. in!" Sentence Sense what XXX stood for. She prompt­ stomping his feet. The whole —Wooden Horse ly replied, "Love and Kisses." class begins stomping until the SPORTS REVIEW — Rollins Sandspur cheater stops his foul tactics. Since Tally, has been somewhat By It is said 'that this was the "debarred," activity begins with a If You Trade Where Your Fellow Students ARMAND H. YUSEM A frosh entered a lecture room origin of the new dance step, the vengeance. At a late week end whistling loudly. Said the prof. Cheater's Stomp. dance, in attendance were eight Trade You Will Bring Your Shoes to (Continued from Page 5) (sternly): When the room settles —The Blue and Grey, Hood Col. men and two hundred and fifty wo­ JIM THORPE — After many down I will begin the lecture. Said men. Is that a pleasure? Imag- George at years of futile effort, Glenn S. the frosh: Why don't you go home CHEER "Pop" Warner, football coach of a and sleep it off? Root-e-toot, Root-e-toot small Indian, Carlyle College, — "Wooden Horse" We're the boys from the Institute. Coral Gables Photo Rite Way Shoe Shop No. 2 got his big break. This so called We don't smoke, we don't chew, advantage came when an athlete In a questionnaire, a freshman We don't go with the girls that do. Service 2142 PONCE DE LEON BOULEVARD named Jim Thorpe joined War­ was asked to give the number of We're not rough, we're not 2204 Ponce de Leon Blvd. ner's team. Pop at that time had his rommates and he said there tough, PROMPT SERVICE — GEO. E. SOLANA, Manager. a line averaging a little better than were two hundred and twenty-one. But, OH, how determined. on hundrd and fifty pounds per — PLEASING PRINTS An official asked him about it, — I. D. Stude man. With a line so light that a coach could never expect his back- field men to carry the ball very far. To Warner's surprise how­ ever, this big Indian didn't need much of a line in front of him. After some of Warner's coaching, Jim Thorpe could go places with­ out much aid from his teammates. Jim was a treat in himself. He JLet's find out why was tremendously fast for his near two hundred pounds — a great kicker, passer, receiver, blocker and a runner who could Turkish tobacco is so important rip through the center of a line, skirt off tackle or breeze around the end with splendid speed. HAROLD "RED" GRANGE — to a good cigarette Some of the best football players that we have ever had, came from the middle west. But best of the best was "Red" Grange. His school On the sunny slopes of was Illinois University, his coach, Smyrna . . . in the fertile Bob Zuppke. During the year of fields of Macedonia... along 1924 Grange acquired the nick­ name of "The Galloping Ghost." the shores of the Black Sea He had this name given to him be­ ... grows a kind of tobacco cause of his style of play. Red was a slippery, twisting runner that is different from any with devastating speed and un­ other tobacco in the world. stoppable power. Zuppke called him the best ball carrier ever bred HESE Turkish tobaccos in the midwest. ERNIE NEVERS — After a Tare the only tobaccos of few successful seasons at the foreign cultivation that are small Carlyle College, Pop War­ ner transferred to the large far- used to any great extent in western school, Stanford Univer­ making American cigarettes. sity. It was at this school that Turkish tobaccos are famous Warner developed another great football star in the person of Er­ for their spicy aroma, and a nie Nevers. This Warner disci­ blend of the right kinds of ple stood well over six feet and weighed over two hundred pounds. Turkish tobacco with our own Nevers was a dynamic blocker, he home-grown tobaccos is better had defensive power and the plunging force that marked him than any one kind used alone. the ideal All Time All American fullback. Ernie was a sixty min­ In Chesterfield we balance ute player and one that rose to mild, ripe tobaccos grown every emergency. in this country with just the Turkish tobacco hung In DO YOU REMEMBER? right amounts of the right the open air to be cured. Marguerite Sweat — and her kinds of Turkish. smile ? Doris Glendenning—and her gui­ It is by blending and cross- tar ? "Crash" Siler—and his broom? Native tobacco grower blending these different tobac­ "Jake" Friedman—and his war­ telling American tour­ ists how Turkish tobac­ cos that we make Chesterfield drobe ? co is cured. George Chubb—and his short the cigarette that's milder, the pants ? cigarette that tastes better. Prof. Strawinski—and his prac­ MONDAY WEDNESDAY SATURDAY tical jokes? ROSA NINO GRETE PONSELLE MARTINI STUECKGOLD "CLARENCE" — Thursday Night © 1934, LIGGETT & MYERS TOBACCO CO. KOSTELANETZ ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS 9 P. M. (E. S. T.) -COLUMBIA NETWORK

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