Game Over Mystery Science Theater (G.O. MST)
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Game Over Mystery Science Theater (G.O. MST) Episode 12 Reading key: Text spoken by the characters will be in normal typeface, with the character's name bolded. Text in the riffed fic is highlighted in light orange. Sparkz: (beatboxing a phat beat) SC: (rappin') ~Yo, it's me, S to the C / Representin' Game Over MST / With Sparkz, 666, and Calcutta Joe / We readin' the writin's from lowest of the low / Makin' fun of it and getting some laughs / Brazen riffin' we don't do by half / The wit, the charm, we don't mean no harm / Unless you are a moron, then we hope you buy the farm!~ Well, your terrible writing buying it, at least. Sparkz: ...So, our next fic's ToeJam & Earl? SC: You almost wish. The theater lobby printer produces yet another printout. SC: (rips off printout) Our instrument of torture for today is... Parappa The Rapper 3: A Super Sonic Adventure by EAPyoutube. 666: Sounds like someone who would shut someone down for copyright violation. SC: Rating: K for ages 5 and up. Calcutta: What sorta 'orrible parent would ya 'ave t' be t' give a five-year-old a bad fanfic?! SC: Genre: Parody / Adventure Sparkz: Oh dear Arceus, someone forgot to look up what “parody” means in the dictionary today. SC: Series: Parappa the Rapper and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover. Sparkz: No shit, Sherlock. SC: Sparkz! You know we save curses for when the fic curses first! Sparkz: I know, man! I think there's still some residue from NK the Story. 666: (shivers) Just keep going...! SC: Description... When Sonic types a bad code on a fun machine, emeralds change and worlds collide. Parappa and Sonic are gonna rap their way to victory. 666: So, of all franchises, why Sonic to cross over with Parappa? SC: Best I can figure, because someone thinks if both things have furry characters, they'll crossover easily. To such people, I challenge them to crossover the Sonic games and the Jack webcomic. Seriously, if you do it, let us know and we'll riff it. Calcutta: Ya think someone act'ally will? SC: Not likely. It's this show. WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN SC: In any case, let's get started. Sparkz: Let's not waste no time, here we go, alright? They enter the theater. commercial: …So take it from Shelley, and turn that bloaty feeling into a floaty feeling with Jigglo. announcer: And now, our feature presentation. Parappa The Rapper 3: A Super Sonic Adventure 666: I still fail to see why an “official” third entry in the series would be a crossover with a third-party company that's more well-known for being on Nintendo consoles these days. Chapter 1: Möbius Calcutta: ...What official material where Mobius was the name o' Sonic's world gave it an umlat? Parappa The Rapper 3: A Super Sonic Adventure Chapter 1. SC: ...Yes, story, we can tell by this being the first chapter. It all started in Möbius. South Island Green Hill Zone to be more exact. Tails was in his lab as usual. 666: Since when has Tails had a lab in the Green Hill Zone? Sparkz: Dude, I think this author telepathically stole ideas from our Author's head regarding alternate Sonic universes. SC: This is actually starting to make me miss his cartoon characterizations, wherein he was something besides just the kid genius who's good at building planes. Even if that something was “frequent kidnap victim.” I am looking forward to Sonic Boom making him playable again. Sonic was running around in his morning run. He decided to stop and visit Tails. "Hey Tails! Long time no see!". Sparkz: Long time no see, period. Tails looked away from what he was working on Calcutta: Whatever the 'eck it is. to see Sonic at the doorstep. "Oh hey Sonic! Come and check out my new invention.". SC: You are not showing evidence that you have a grasp of how periods work. Sonic loved it when Tails made something new. (Unless it's another Gender Bender 9000) 666: “Another?” You mean he built one before? SC: Most of the author's profile consists of Sonic fanfics. None of them, however, appear to have gender-bending in their description. Sparkz: Wait, wasn't Tails always a girl? The machine had the seven Chaos Emeralds in it. It had many buttons that had different numbers and colours. SC: British! Calcutta: If 'e built the Great Glass Elevator, Ah swear t' Mew... SC: If he built the CET-XX, I swear to Mew... "So what does it do?" Sonic asked. "It is a device that tracks down any dimension that has anything related to what code I type. SC: Please, I made that ages ago. Can I show you?". "Most certain ally!" Sonic said excitedly. 666: I imagine Tails would be Sonic's most certain ally, yes... Tails gave Sonic a list of codes to type down that showed different dimensions. SC: ...Those do not look like dimensional IDs. This is lacking a noticeable degree of precision. Sparkz: If you'll pardon my French, parallel universes are gonna make him their bitch. Calcutta: Y'all realize there's no chance this author's rules fer 'ow the multiverse works match up wit' our Author's, right? Sparkz: Yeah, but we insult people for no good reason anyway, so might as well insult him for that. "Careful now Sonic, don't choose the codes I typed in red. Those are not complete yet." Tails warned. 666: Then why include them in the first place? "Well ok then." Sonic said. "Let's try a code for dogs.". SC: OK, seriously, aside from putting periods after quotes that end the paragraph, you're actually doing fairly OK grammar-wise. Stop screwing it up. After the code was typed they saw a screen come up and showed a dimension full of puppies playing and sleeping. Calcutta: 'n' apparently floatin' in zero-gravity. "That's cute. Sparkz: Duh. Let's try fruit.". Sonic typed the code and it showed a world made out of fruit and bouncing round shaped fruit everywhere. SC: So, the inside of Pac-Man's stomach. Sparkz: WAKA WAKA WAKA "Can't miss your five a day there." Sonic joked. Tails couldn't resist laughing. 666: Well, after the last two fics, at least this is a pleasant break in terms of overall writing quality. SC: The guy seems to mostly be a dedicated Sonic author, so he knows how to do that at least. I mean, this idea is stupid, don't get me wrong, but at least it's not being executed stupidly. Sparkz: So far. However, there was one code Tails forgot to type in red. Sparkz: Much like how the authors of the fics we riff forgot to write well. Hip hop rap. Sonic typed the code in 666: Of course he types in the one code needed to start the plot. and nothing happened. Calcutta: Well that's disappointin'. "Huh. Oh well. Puppies and Fruit is enough for me." Sonic said throwing away the paper. Suddenly an earthquake happened. Sparkz: PLOT TWIST! "Oh no! That code did something wrong!" Tails shouted. SC: No duh, Sherlock! They ran out side to see rings were falling from loops, item boxes and robots exploded from the impact and background items flew away. Calcutta: So, what, they just sprouted wings 'n'...? 666: Technically the robots aren't supposed to be there, and them exploding is good. SC: So what exactly happens when a Shield breaks open all by itself...? Suddenly the seven Chaos Emeralds flew out of Tails' lab. Calcutta: Wait, they 'ave all the Emeralds? Does that make as much t' anyone else as it does t' me? 666: If it's very little, given turning into Super Sonic rescatters them, and gathering them usually results in Eggman getting one, thus requiring eventually becoming Super Sonic... then yes. Sparkz: Bleepin' plot convenience, basically. "What's happening to the emeralds?" Sonic shouted. SC: Most likely? A crud plot device. The emeralds formed into different shapes. X, Square, Triangle, Circle, L, R and Start. "PlayStation DaulShock Buttons?" Said Sonic in a confused voice. SC: ...OK, what. One, why would Sonic know what a PlayStation is, much less what its buttons look like? Two, DualShock controller buttons don't look different from a regular PlayStation controller's. Sparkz: Well maybe they look different on a DaulShock controller, whatever that is. 666: Which L and R? There are literally two of each, three if you count L3 and R3 from pressing on the joysticks. Calcutta: Also, PlayStation 'as always 'ad a Select button. Sparkz: Discrimination, man! You are not politi-gaming-cally correct! SC: ...I don't even want to know how you came up with that word. A giant purple vortex forms in the sky taking three of the buttons and spreading four around Möbius. 666: Yeah, sure, plot, why not. All the havoc stopped. Sparkz: That means Sonic '06 will stop working, right? Tails was shaking and Sonic wasn't very surprised. SC: Bull. Gems turning into buttons is very surprising. "Why are we standing here? We have to tell Amy and Knuckles!" Tails yelled. Calcutta: We got an outsider perspective, 'n' even we can't tell what's 'appenin'. Tails got his Tails spinning Sparkz: Now I'm just imagining Tails having a copy of himself strapped to his butt. and flew off to Amy's house. Sonic ran from behind. SC: Sonic, behind Tails.