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University of Minnesota, Morris Volume 6, Issue 4 WEEKLY October 28,1981

Growe calls DFLers to action

byjaynesolinger DFLers must meet these troubled times optimistically, Growe explained, and turn "The old solutions won't work, them into a "challenge." "This doesn't mean Joan Growe. What the DFL needs Is "a vision an Ideological turn to the Right...People are of common sense and practical answers." The looking for leadership, and the DFL must Minnesota Secretary of State so observed at provide It." the Stevens County DFL Beanfeed, held last "A society is judged on how it treats its Saturday night in Morris. helpless," she quoted Nick Coleman as Growe keynoted the annual event, which saying, and went on, "Government does have gathers possible DFL candidates and the a role to play in helping people...None of us community for food and mirth. She addressed have any guarantees...when it will be our turn the large crowd of partisans, calling for the to seek help. That's what the DFL has stood "beginning of the end" of the national and for, and must continue to do." Growe state administrations. recognized the need for active youth in the The Secretary blasted the Quie administra­ Democratic Party, as she commended the tion in her remarks, charging it with turning a efforts of members of the UMM DFLers, who $300 million state surplus to a S615 million were in-attendance at the Beanfeed. deficit in three short years. Quie has no real Also speaking Saturday evening were State answers, she observed. "You can be assured Representatives Glen Anderson and Earl that there is no long-range planning coming Hauge. Anderson called the state budget out of the governor's office." situation "really bad" and worried that the She then turned to the Reagan adminis­ special session of the legislature would be tration, which has taken, in her estimation, a forced to call for a tax hike. "to hell with them" attitude toward the needy Hauge said the DFL has always been the of this nation and the world. Growe called it party of "dignity for people," and said the "tragic" that the U.S. was the only nation union of farmers and laborers insured against which voted against the World Health "exploitation by big business and big govern­ Organization's banning of infant formula sales ment." in third world countries, evidence of Reagan's Hauge also criticized the Quie adminis­ Also in attendance at the gathering were uncaring attitude. tration's haranguing of the state business DFL candidates for attorney general Nancy In addition, she noted, there are three climate, claiming that Minnesota is Olkon and Tom Berg, for senator Mark million children not eating lunch today in this consistently ranked highly for small business Dayton, and a possible congressional country because of the administration's investors because of the high education level candidate Gene Wenstrom, among other DFL budget priorities. of the work force and the quality of life. notables. Regents take strong stand against budget cuts by claire gelbm a nn judgement that the impact as was "pleased that the regents passed The University of Minnesota regents called resolution states would be negative and would unanimously the resolution, a very strong a special session Monday to discuss the hurt, if you want language maybe you're resolution that it would be impossible for the major budget cuts Gov. Al Quie has proposed talking about a couple of fingers." He added, University to meet the size of the cut that the in order to bail the state out of its $500 million "I believe it would not totally impair the governor is talking about imposing (37-$57 dollar deficit. Quie has asked the regents to University of Minnesota." million dollars). I think the regents stood tall reply to how an 8,10 or 12% budget cut would The eight to twelve percent cuts would on that." affect the University system. The regents amount to a$37 to $57 million dollar reduction Imholte feels the probability of a cut Is very unanimously voted that these budget cuts to the 437 million dollars the University now strong but the possibility of the closing of a could not be made without greatly Impairing receives from the state. One third of the campus would never occur. At the campus the University as a whole. University's budget is appropriated by the assembly meeting on Tuesday, Imholte The regents did believe they could cut a state. McGrath stated that the $57 million reviewed the implications made at the regents maximum of 10 million dollars, but even this dollar cut "...would require nothing less than meeting the previous day. Imholte stressed would have its effects. C. Peter McGrath, the radical elimination of entire campuses, the fact that "a decision has not been made to President of the University of Minnesota colleges, and departments; the termination of close the Morris campus." He then assured addressed the meeting yesterday asserting up to 1,000 faculty and 1,500 staff; the setting students, staff and faculty that "this campus that it would be hard for the University to of enrollment limitations affecting up to will not be closed but will probably see forgo $10 million dollars. "It is my considered 11,600 students; and/or the imposition of additional cuts across the table." He urged tuition increases of up to 55%." students to write to the legislative represen­ McGrath defended the University through­ tatives and tell them the need of preserving out the session. He pointed out that "the the University system. University is one of the greatest contributors It has been rumored that a decision by Quie to the welfare of our state and nation. It does on the fate of the University of Minnesota will not deserve special treatment or favortism. It probably not be reached until Nov. 4. But as does need support, clear, unequivical and McGrath asserted in his statement on the meaningful because it is one of the few fiscal crisis and the University of Minnesota. stat-supported activities that contributes so "The issues now before us go to the much, so directly to the economy and life of fundamental values of Minnesota. Ultimately our state. in life, we pay for what we value. The time has McGrath urged, "...our state citizens and come to decide what we value." policy makers must debate values in the (some Information compiled from the weeks and months ahead. They must decide University of Minnesota Newsservice Radio whether or not they wish to invest appropriate Actuality Line) resources so that appropriate contributions To all students who want a voice in can continue to be made to the economy and determining their educational future, I urge well being of our State and by the University of you to write Governor Ouie NOW! Let him Minnesota." know you feel your public education is a Jack Imholte, Provost of Morris coordinate worthwhile investment! Names and addresses campus, was not surprised by the outcome of of who to contact are available at the MCSA the regents meeting. Imholte announced he office in Edson. Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 1 Computerized UNIVERSITY REGISTRATION registration will benefit 1571 OF MINNESOTA STATUS NOTICE students 1 SCHNEIDtKHAN DANIEL AN VCU ARF SCHEDULED TO REGISTER AT 13:00 ON THURSDAY FEB 12, .•iiHsi •?n ••^•r^ 1981. PLFASE REFER TO THE 1 111310*3 LTR C SCI SOPH RfJ CLASS SCHFDULE FGR DETAILS. by marydickman

In about three weeks, UMM students will begin registering at the Records Office lor winter quarter classes. For all students, this will be the second registration under the computerized system recently implemented by Records. Last spring, upperclassmen—and during the summer and fall, freshmen—were introduced to the computerized system and completed their registration on cards much different from the old ones. The new cards were just ordinary pieces of paper (no more carbons necessary) which were essentially Similar to the old cards with the exception of YCU APE URGED TO REGISTER AT i^iM.'ntr.Viif/.'i'FP^a shifting the columns of information around THE TIME INDICATED ABOVE. DOINt A C SCHNEIDEPHAN and adding a new column for call numbers used by the computer. SC WILL MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF RR 8 BOX 3318 TIME REOUIRED OF YOU IN ThE ALEXANOPIA Since the call numbers of classes are not REGISTRATION PROCESS. ThANK YO listed in the 1981-82 Class Schedule, looking FOR YOUR COOPERATION. ' those up will probably be the only incon­ venience to the students. On the other hand, the biggest benefit to Pictured above Is a sample registration status notice that students will need In order to the students, according to Ruth Thielke, UMM register. Registration times are printed in the upper right-hand corner. All times are given on Registrar, will be that the students will be able to see their schedules printed out on the a ^4-hour clock. screen of one of the three machines installed in Records that are linked to the computer. Seniors will be given priority and will characteristic of UMM registration but It was Students will be able to see immediately if register during the first days of registration, decided that the whole university system their schedules have time conflicts, or followed by the juniors, sophomores, and would go with the new computer system. whether a fee is required for any of their freshmen, respectively. Each student will be Members of the Records Office staff classes, or whether the class has already been assigned a five-minute time period to register. wondered if the computerized system would filled. If students cannot make It at their assigned really be faster since there are only three Another change that will be felt by the times, they are to register at the soonest machines where previously four staff students involves the registration times. possible time after that. members could be pulling cards for the Within the next week or so, students will According to Thielke, computerized students. receive their registration status notices which registration is a result of the pressure from the Staff members agreed, though, that being will have the date and time that individuals are State Legislature on the University of able to see the printout immediately would to register. Students should be on the lookout Minnesota (Twin Cities) to "do something" definitely eliminate some problems for both for these status notices since they will not be about the long lines of students waiting to 'students and staff. able to register without them. register. Long lines were not necessarily a

Prospective attorney general visits UMM MCSA news

by mary dick man by randy gerdes

Tom Berg, who is seeking the Democratic A few days ago I was asked, "what has Farmer-Labor (DFL) party edorsement for student government been doing this year?" I State Attorney General, visited UMM last thought that I should take the time to explain Saturday to meet with the Young Democratic what the MCSA office is getting involved with. Farmer-Labor (YDFL) executive staff and the First of all, two weeks ago student media. Berg was also a guest at the Steven's government had a "Rent-a-student" day for County DFL Beanfeed held at the Four the Morris community. It was not a huge Seasons restaurant south of Morris. success, but it could not be classified as a Berg stated, "I strongly believe that people failure either. We were able to raise $120, and should participate in the government." As for more Importantly everyone enjoyed him, Berg has served as a member of the themselves. In my opinion, that made it Minnesota House of Representatives for four worthwhile. terms (1970-1978) and recently served as a We are also in the process of choosing the United States Attorney for the District of Activities Fee Review Committee. This is a Minnesota. He currently practices law in very difficult process because it is important Minneapolis. to select good students who are able to make Berg is seeking the office of Attorney fair, unbaised decisions. If you or anyone else General "to make changes in how things is interested in this committee, come to work." He is concerned with the workings of Edson Lounge at 6:30 p.m. Thursday, criminal justice, Minnesota and national November 19, or call ext. 6085. budgets, and other governmental depart­ On Thursday, November 19 Oxfam is ments. As a legislator, he sponsored major sponsoring a world hunger fast, and student legislation dealing with environmental government and the Campus Ministry are matters, government ethics, equal rights, combining efforts to sponsor it locally. We crime and criminal justice, and mental have a lot of exciting events planned, and we retardation. are hoping it will be a success. To start It off, Also seeking the DFL endorsement are Skip we are going to "glean" cornfields this Humphrey and Nancy Olkon. The current Saturday, October 31. It is not an easy task, State Attorney General is Warren Spannus but we are hoping that we can raise some who will probably be running for governor next money for world hunger. If world hunger is a fall. cause you would like to help out with, contact me at ext. 6085 or P.O. 438. MCSA has other areas we are involving ourselves in, such as the voting rights the im,| It U|| I *t everybody welcome extension bill, off-campus housing, and -a labor seminar. All of these areas are important, and we need your input. So please, stop by the MCSA office in Edson Hall to talk 1^7:30 Meeting tonight, H' E E KL V with the forum members. Morris Weekly, October 28, 1981, page 2 Research: another part of being a Professor by joedi johnson

Few students realize all of the work a professor must do in order to earn their title. The job involves planning for classes and giving lectures, but in addition to teaching skills, a professor must also do research on a subject of their own choosing. Dwight Purdy, Assistant Professor of English, is teaching English classes at UMM while doing research on a 19th century writer, Joseph Conrade. Prof. Purdy, who got his undergraduate degree in Beloit, Wisconsin and received his MA and Ph.D. at the University of Texas in Austin, remarked that "I can't remember when I didn't like literature." This interest In English was much due to Prof. Purdy's father, who "recited poetry when he shaved." When Purdy was growing up with the use of his father's library, he first "met" the subject of his research. The book Purdy first read was Typhoon, with its story of the sea and all of English Prose." This fact lead the writers of its adventures, it made quite an impression on religious beliefs lead to Conrade's pervading this time to be referred to as the "melancholy theme, as summed up by Purdy, to show, "the a young boy in Maryland. Typhoon fust wet writers," because they made reference to the Purdy's Interest. Later, the fact that Conrade ineffectually of all action." Bible by using mixed metaphor and irony. On Professor Purdy's researcfT on Joseph had "such a fascinating life" caused him to be the outside, these writer's stories use the a subject ot study. Conrade proves once again that all over UMM Bible in a traditional way, but the underlying there can be found unexpected gold mines of Joseph Conrade, born Joseph Korzenowski message tells of their own religious disil­ information (plus, we students aren't the only in Poland in 1858, was the son of a "freedom lusionment. His personal break with his early ones that have to research and write a paper.) fighter" against the Russians who were, even then, persecuting the Poles. After the Polish revolution in 1861, the Korzenowski family was sent to Siberia because of the father's part in the uprising. While in Siberia, Conrade's mother died and soon after their return to Poland when Conrade was 11, his father followed his wife. Conrade was allowed back into Poland, but because he was regarded as the son of a criminal which reuired him to spend 25 years in the Russian army, he followed his uncle's advise and emigrated to France. After leaving Poland, Conrade decided he liked the life of a sailor that had been described to him in books so he entered an* academy in France at the age of 17. At the age of 20. Conrade had made captain on ships that went to the Far East, Australia, and the Eastern Pacific. In 1889, Conrade fulfilled a dream by going up the Congo river in a steamboat. After the experience, Conrade was to have said, "Before the Congo I was just a mere animal." Conrade wrote his first story after his trip to Africa. The story was called "Heart of Darkness," which was the base for the contemporary movie "Apocalypse Now." The sailor turned writer was so encouraged by the reception of his first story that he published his first book Almayer's Folly In 1895. The book struck people's attention and Conrade was encouraged to settle down in the countryside of England with his wife Jesse and devote more time to his writing. He never sailed again after he took up this domestic life at the age of 40. He continued to write until his death in 1924. Purdy finds Conrade to be "one of our more prolific modern novelists," for a number of reasons. First, it is amazing to realize that Conrade understood 2 languages before he learned and wrote all of his works In English. Polish was native to Conrade, he learned French while he was training for the sea, and he finally learned literary English by reading, especially the King James version of the Bible. A second way in which Conrade distinguishes himself is in his choice of subject matter. When Conrade sat down to write he had a wealth of experiences from his even early life to draw from. The writer not only used his sailing experiences as in Typhoon, Seven&^ but he also wrote about intrigue in The Secret M Agent. For this new subject of espionage Conrade is known as "the father of all spy novels." And finally, Conrade was one of the writers that experienced a religious "fallout" along Seagram's with Virginia Woolf, Will Foster, and James Joyce. The problem was the fact that these writers experienced this religious disillusion­ ment 50 or 60 years before the rest of society. For writers in the 1880's, "the Bible had lost its transcendent meaning," says Purdy, "but it kept a literary meaning for a standard of

Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, opinions

A small answer to a big problem

the concept, the bigger—the better, in favor of excess of profits, which their stockholders Economic expansion has long been the the small business with the personal touch take out of economic circulation. This excess philosophy for revitalizing the U.S. economy. towards their customers. Yes, the title of E.F. is used to evade taxes (taxes that help build Inflation and unemployment will shrink back Schumacher's book explains it very well - roads, hospitals, colleges, social security, to their proper place, when this growth is of a Small Is Beautiful, (Economics as if People and low income housing, etc). Small firms do sufficient size. As this occurs, a surge of Mattered). not have the clout to interrupt economic investment will follow (Wall Street's dream) After all, the end result of production is a activity or evade taxes by loop holes. and there will be more jobs, fewer strikes, etc. satisfied consumer, not only the profit turned Finally, the fact is clear that bigness in the in short, if all this happened we would be well by producing a cheaply made product. A size of the firm is a very cozy excuse to create on the road to maximizing social welfare. So quality product will satisfy the consumer and differences between upper and lower class all policies favoring growth are leading us in fact it does not take a large conglomerate to people. Bigness abuses the forces of towards our optimal destination. If this is produce one. Capitalism and freedom should moderation, of care for the quality of its true, why do we find ourselves on the wrong work in harmony, but there is no harmony or product and customer, for it is ruthless in side of the road speeding in the opposite freedom when the consumer is stuck paying stepping on whatever gets in the way. It does direction? I believe our problem lies in the the price of the firm that holds 50% of the not desire to be regulated by common sense twisting of the expansion definition. market place. and consumer safety, only dollar signs Expansion is not found in a few firms merging register in its complicated communications. into huge conglomerates, well fed by big Another belief is that big corporations government contracts. Instead, expansion provide the solution to more jobs and more It is time to change our economic direction happens when there is an increase in the job security. Yet, what happens when and get back to the many parts that make up number of firms and jobs. This is a true hardships come - two thousand employees are the whole situation. Just take a look at our increase, one stimulating both investment and told to find another job. Why put all the eggs nation: thousands of people in thousands of spending. in one basket, if we don't know the condition houses make up cities and townships, which of the basket? make up counties; many counties make up Another effect created by increased Moreover, can one believe the advertise­ states and these states make up the United competition is lower prices by firms, who ments of big corporations? They are spending States. We need each and every part to make must become a little more accommodating in large amounts on production to make you this great country stand, so we need many the market place. The time has come to forget better off. Why don't they advertise about the corporations striving to do the total job. letters together at a party so you know that you're Editor's note: Victim warns women both O.K. It could happen to you or to your Confidential legal advice is available at the friend. MCSA office free of charge. For more Name withheld upon request information contact Randy at ext. 6085. P.S. To the "Acquaintance Rapist": You'd Dear editor, better hope the pol ice find you before we do. To UMM Women, this is to alert you to the fact that your person could be In danger from a man in the Morris area who is guilty of a Pfli-fi recent "acquaintance rape." This is an insidious type of rape because the woman meets the man at a party, or through friends, A/O ZEKE / etc., spends an evening with him thinking "Gee, this is a nice new person I've just met," w£Benwt\_ trusts him, and then finds herself raped by MOT-lTiToC^S him. Often "acquaintance rapists" will TH£ SCA*W£iO encourage the woman to drink too much so SHOVb NWtiEAP. that she will be unable to resist. This type of MATERIALS OFA W6HLV rape can be very damaging to the woman VOLATILE. NATURE AND because she will blame herself, even though she is not responsible for his actions. She'll V*S3rVE.AMOUNT3 OF think, "if only I hadn't gone to that party, or on «A0ioAcnv£- SM6*srA«t£3- that date. If only I hadn't had that last beer." ~~ rjoBaOV CWLD LIVE TH£A^ If this happens to you, don't blame yourself! Seek help. No one has a right to so much as touch you without your permission. If it hasn't happened to you, be cautious. Team up with a friend and agree to stick

STUDENT-ORIENTED NEWSPAPER is published Editor-in-chiet: Beth Burgstahler weekly on Wednesdays at the University ot Minnesota- News Editor: Claire Gelbmann Mcsiis while SChOoJla in session. The public is Invited to Managing Editor: Laurie Golf participate. New staff members are always welcomed. Sports Editor: Mike Woodcock The WEEKLY welcomes short stories, commentary, Business Manager: Bruce Sllnden cartoons, photographs and other items ot interest. Advertising Manager: Peter Hinze moms Head Photographer: Sue Esbjornson withheld upon request. Proofreaders: Rosemary Berns, Mary Dlckman Circulation Manager: Joe Medley The opinions expressed are those of the writer and do Secretaries: Joedl Johnson, Rae Oldemeyer not necessarily retlect Ihe opinions of Ihe staff, student Graphics: Rae Oldemeyer Peter Hlnze body, faculty, or the University administration. The Photographers: Peni Havir WEEKLY editor reserves the right to condense lengthy letters. Reporters and Layout: Wanda Aspergren, Mary Dick- The office Is located in the basement ot the Old Music man, Jane Hagedon, Mark Jankus, Steve Hall, phone580-2221, ext. 6078. The WEEKLY Is typeset Jerve, Joedi Johnson. Mike Koehn, Kara at the Morris Print Shop and Is printed at Quinco Press in Llpinski, JoLynn Nelson, Jennl Oleson, Kelly Lowry, Mn.. Rossow, Donne Sullivan Peggy Ames Monica O'Hara

Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 4 (Student spotlight Doniin interns with Minnesota Geological Survey by monica o'hara

"It was pretty much a choice between building bins back in South Dakota, or getting a chance to work in a field of my major in the Twin Cities," remarked Carolyn Doniin in an interview Sunday night. Her decision was obvious as we discussed her summer intern­ ship with the U.S. Geological Survey in downtown St. Paul, which was set up by the Twin Cities Urban Corps and extended from June 15 through September 15. Carolyn, a geology major and a junior at UMM, earned dissolved substances in tne water). These of "too few hours per week involved in the ten credits (which she paid for through results had to be published and submitted to project." Continuing Education) by working ten hours a the national office. However, Carolyn highly recommended week assisting in a U.S.G.S. project - a study Carolyn was both pleased and disappointed other students to get involved in internships. of Groundwater Quality. Carolyn worked by various aspects of her internship. At first She noted, "It'll definitely keep your mind directly under the Minnesota Geological she found the job exciting, but "it got to be functioning over the summer." It also opens Survey manipulating data and plotting maps pretty tedious after a few weeks." Although up other valuable opportunities in your field. It from information she received from various her responsibilities helped her to improve her can be a free way to (earn since many interns tests taken at a number of wells all over organizational abilities, she felt that she didn't are reimbursed for their tuition - it's hard to Minnesota for different parameters - (i.e. really learn anything pertaining to her beat that kind of a bargain these days! various concentrations of minerals and personal interests in geology, partly because

Women's Week at UMM it's an education experience for all INTRODUCING 1 by mart a coursey ONE OF THE FEW j "From Myth Toward a New Reality" is the theme for the 1981 annual Women's Week at UMM. Women's Week is sponsored by the UMM Women's Resource Center, and numerous educational and entertaining 00KSY01J WON'T activities are planned for the week of November 2 through November6. Beginning Novembers, there will be daily brown bag lunches held in the People's Room of the food service from 12:00 to 1:00. The HAVE TO PAY FOR events scheduled for these informal gatherings include the following: a slide presentation and discussion by Professor Kathy Benson, on "Images of Females in I THIS VIM Children's Literature," guitar and vocal music by Mary Halvorson, a panel discussion on % The 1981-82 Personal Directory. Free from Northwestern Bell. All the important "Non-traditional Living," a discussion with campus phone numbers. A list of research sources and numbers. A personal Norma Thorp on "Women's Vocational Needs directory for your own numbers. A monthly calendar. An academic calendar. of the Past, Present, and Future," and a Pick yours up on campus. question and answer session on the UMM Women's Resource Center. In addition, there will be evening activities for everyone. On Monday, November 2nd, there will be an open-stage for female talent, and a bake-off for men at 8:15 p.m. in Edson Lounge. Tuesday, November 3, the Movie "Ramparts of Clay" will be shown at 7:00 and 10:00 p.m. This film deals with the drama of a young woman unable to accept the sub­ servient role that her people's ancient traditions demand of her. Wednesday, November 4th, marks the beginning of noted speaker Jean Kilbourne's residency at UMM. Ms. Kilbourne will give a lecture and slide presentation of "Under the Influence: The Pushing of Alcohol via Avertising." Women's Week at UMM is open to everyone. There are other activities that will take place during the week, and all are encouraged to come and participate in classes, lectures, and luncheons. For more information, please write, call, or stop at the UMM Women's Resource Center, upstairs in the Old Music Hall (589-6089).

Morris Weekly, October 28,1961, page 5 ' art and entertain men!

Mixed media work on exhibition at gallery Minnesota troubadour

by mark jankus returns

An exhibition of the recent works of artists Ruth Ann Olson and Frederick Munoz will be by dave Johnson featured in the UMM Gallery, located in HFA, until November13. This guy fs going to entertain you. In the Olson and Munoz both work in the mixed intimacy of our own Edson Lounge, James media format, which is one reason their work Hersch will be making a return engagement. is being exhibited together. Munoz' work, ' Last year's show was so well received that the according to Fred Peterson, Professor of Art Coffeehouse Committee "has booked Hersch at UMM, is constructed in a more severe, for two nights. Tonight and tomorrow, Hersch geometric fashion than Olson's, which is of a will bring his captivating style to our campus softer nature, employing quilts and colors, for your pleasure. His performing attitude is among other mediums. best summed up in his own words: "I love to "To put together a quilt of various pieces is write music. I love to play music. It's simply just as much a process of construction as the the most important thing j can imagine doing with my life. I want very much to share music constructions of Fred Munoz," says Peterson, Selection from Frederick Munoz comparing the work of Olson, which is with you." exhibited on the lower level of the Gallery, and Often, contacts must be made 1-2 years in Also, don't forget the open stage for female that of Munoz which is on the upper level. advance, through institutions which have talent and bake-off for men to be held in According to Peterson, Ruth Ann Olson traveling exhibits, in order for an exhibition to Edson Lounge on Monday, November 2. To taught art at UMM last spring and was take place. Peterson feels artists are usually sign up, write, call, or stop in at the Women's impressed with the Gallery, leading her to anxious to exhibit their work, and since the Resource Center. lend her work to the current exhibit. Peterson Gallery has a reputation as being one of the encountered Munoz during, his sabbatical best of its kind in the midwest, finding artists leave last-year and convinced Munoz, an to exhibit is not as difficult as it could be. acquaintance of his for 24 years, to exhibit at The Gallery is open from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. UMM. Monday through Friday.

Jean Kilbome: analyzing the age of advertising

by patrick moore

A few weeks ago the MCUB Convocations deals with the pushing of alcohol via Committee sponsored an evening with advertising. In this convocation, Kilborne will hypnotist Tom Deiuca in Edson Hall. In "show how advertising links alcohol with the keeping with their fall quarter theme of "Mind very attributes and qualities—happiness, Control," the committee will now bring wealth, prestige, athletic ability, creativity, advertising analyst Jean Kilborne to the UMM sexual satisfaction and others—that the campus. This coming Wednesday and abuse of alcohol diminishes and destroys." Works by Ruth Ann Olson Thursday (Nov. 4 and 5), UMM students and Jean Kilborne is a nationally known analyst faculty will have the opportunity to explore the and lecturer who for several years has been Attention UMM students: Be prepared for the United States. Minnesota Jazz Dance is implications of advertising and It's subliminal researching the effects of the media on men's JtfJL an evening of energized entertainment when the second event in the performing arts series effects in shaping our values and attitudes and women's attitudes towards themselves the Minnesota Jazz Dance Co. hits campus entitled, U.S. arts: The Performing Spirit of towards women, sexuality, and alcohol. KUMM notes Xil and each other. She recently received a grant this November 14 at 8:15 in Edson America. Student season tickets are still Kitborne's two day residency will consist of from the Educational Foundation of America Auditorium. This dance company receives available In the Office of Student Activities for two major evening slide/lecture presenta­ for a study of sex role stereotyping in fabulous reviews for its performances all over the low price of $5.00. tions, and afternoon workshop, and two guest television commercials. She also Is the by annette seppanen lectures for UMM speech and psychology co-creator of a film entitled "Killing Us Softly: Advertising's Image of Women." Each week KUMM will provide a look at and smooth vocal harmonies" by an all girl On Wednesday Nov. 4 at 8:15 p.m. in Edson To help defray the expense of bringing such what's happening on your student radio band from L.A. Hall, Kilborne will present "The Naked Truth," a figure to Morris for two days, the Movies at UMM station. We'll do reviews of upcoming albums, Does a foreign language in your education an informative commentary utilizing over 200 Convocations Committee is requesting a 50 tell a little about special programs and keep have any value? Yes, according to Academic slides from a wide variety of magazines in cents admission charge to the evening Fact: There is a direct correlation to a rise in with her community parallels the villager's you informed of what's happening in the Dean Bettina Blake who has a Ph.D. in which Kilborne examines how advertisements presentations (S1.00 for non-students). blood pressure and watching horror flicks. difficult awakening to their own exploitation. music world. French, on this week's KUMM TALK SHOW. reinforce sexual stereotypes and affect self Thursday afternoon's workshop, however, will This Friday, October 30, "The Birds", a The movie has been praised for its astounding In keeping with the Halloween spirit, Discover what a foreign language can do for be free and open to the public. Hitchcock classic, and "The Texas Chainsaw visual beauty and for its sensitivity in KUMM's Spotlight Series this Saturday will you Thursday at 10 a.m. or Sunday at 4 p.m. For those Interested in further exploring the The MCUB Convocations Committee Massacre", the Halloween Cult film in revealing one of Africa's most intriguing feature music by people who've died. Dave Sports fans—KUMM Sportsllne is for you. subliminal impact of advertisements with strongly urges all interested people to attehd Pasadena, will be shown, back-to-back cultures. Yet the film's insightful portrayal of Johnson will be spinning the discs for this Aired Saturday morning at 11, Sportsline regard to our concepts of success, self worth, next weeks presentations so that we all may starting at 8 p.m. in the PE Annex. Bring your the impact of political and social forces on the collection of music from beyond the grave. covers UMM (including intramurals), love and sexuality, a special workshop with become better informed of the efforts of the blankets, pillows and teddy bears, popcorn lives of ordinary people caused "Ramparts of One of the hottest albums in the country Minnesota and national sports stories. Kilborne will be held in Edson Lounge on advertising media to control our minds. will be provided (cheap!). Clay" to be banned in Tunisia and Algeria, the will be tracked on Saturday's Dinnertime Pop Just into the KUMM studios is the new Thursday, Nov. 5 from 3 to 5 p.m. entitled Incidentally, next quarter's convocation's In conjunction with women's week, countries of its origin. It was directed by Charts LP at 5 p.m. "Beauty and the Beat" by album by Elvis Costello. "Almost Blue" was "Changing Roles of Men and Women in T.V. theme will be "Body Control" followed by "Ramparts of Clay" will be shown. Set in an Jean-Louis Bertucelli and is in Arabic with the Go-Go's is currently number 15 on the recorded in Nashville and features classic Commercials." "Out of Control" in the spring. Any isolated village on the edge of the Sahara, It is English subtitles, and will be shown Tuesday, Rolling Stone album chart and still climbing. country western by one of America's premiere Later on that evening at 8:15 in Edson Hall, suggestions or assistance that you can give the drama of a young woman unable to accept November 2, 1981 in Edson Auditorium at 7 It's been called "the summer album of '81" and new wavers. It will be interesting to see the Kilborne will give another slide/lecture the committee would be welcomed and the subservient role that her people's ancient and 10 p.m. All films are free and sponsored "infectious pop songs with great melodies reaction this album will receive. presentation, "Under the Influence," which appreciated. traditions demand of her. Her growing conflict by the MCUB film committee. Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 6 Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 7 Presentations describe opportunities, how-to's of internat'l careers Three informative and useful presentations he asked, "or will it help to disaggregate it?" Rural Development, suggested steps toward on international education and its trends, Porter felt we will have to watch trends the development of an international career. University of Minnesota research in the carefully in order to answer this question. First, he said, "Get a good liberal arts Eastern Caribbean, the development of Porter alluded to remarks made earlier this education with a relevant major, possibly in "Appropriate Technology" for developing year by Harlan Cleveland, director of the history"; second, "get some international countries, and the means by which one can Hubert H. Humphrey Institute of Public experience"; and third, "develop a skill develop an international career were given Affairs at the University of Minnesota. marketable in an international context." Vaut recently at the University of Minnesota, Cleveland suggested that although "natural" himself majored as an undergraduate in Morris. resources are limited, information is not. political science, and later gained additional The speakers included Phil Porter, director Porter referred to the idea that technology may skills in the areas of agricultural science and of the Office of International Programs, allow us to "substitute knowledge for natural agricultural economics. In addition, he served Academic Affairs, at the University of resources." as a volunteer, staff member, and then Minnesota, Twin Cities; Barbara Knudson, In addition, Porter listed a number of director in the Peace Corps at Zaire, Africa. professor at the Quigley Center of resource booklets and reports available from One way in which students can gain International Studies at the University's Twin 'the Twin Cities campus, all of which are international experience, he said, is to try to Cities campus; Tom Berkas, working on the useful to persons interested in international become involved in projects such as the one in design for a class entitled "Appropriate education or travel. Porter averred that the Eastern Caribbean described by Barbara Technology for International Development," to although money for education is tight, Knudson. Another "way in" to an international be offered at the Twin Cities campus in fall, "International studies are so important that career, particularly for social science majors, 1982; and Greg Vaut, who is a specialist in even if there isn't much money, they will be is to become involved in what Vaut termed agricultural economics, a former director of carried forward." "Farming Systems Research," an area in the Peace Corps in Africa, and chair of the Barbara Knudson suggested means and which agricultural scientists cooperate with University of Minnesota Committee for methods by which faculty and students could others, including social scientists. International Agriculture and Rural Develop­ gain international experience. Knudson and Ultimately, he stated, "Students have to reiy ment. two University graduate students were able to on faculty to show them the opportunities. Porter led the discussions with a brief join a team designing a development project Faculty have to be resourceful...(and) to take presentation in which he indicated the effects intended to improve extension services in nine that responsibility." Vaut also suggested that of the technological revolution on interna­ territories in the Eastern Caribbean, including faculty should teach students to be tional studies and the availability of the island of Saint Lucia. She stated that "grantsmen," so that students can help to international information. Citing the current development projects often harm women in make opportunities for themselves to begin class schedule for the Twin Cities campus, a third wolrd countries. "If a woman is not international careers. thick volume of 420-some pages, Porter present as part of the design team," she said, Vaut's Twin Cities committee sponsors suggested that it illustrated the "breathtaking "the role of women is not scrutinized." regular workshops and serfiinars on breadth of knowledge today." However, he Berkas believes that such courses will be of agriculture in developing nations. warned, "The human impulse to know is value to non-engineering students seeking For more information on international paralleled by an impulse to control." Although careers in developing countries, or persons resources and programs available through he believes that international programs at the intending to volunteer for the Peace Corps. As UMM or the University of Minnesota, contact University of Minnesota are a "disaggrega­ part of the "small is beautiful" philosophy, Harold E. Hinds, Jr., associate professor of tion...of programs" (which he considered a such technology may be of value to persons history, 102 Camden, or call UMM, (612) good thing), he raised an important question seeking to learn useful skills and to simplify 589-2211, ext. 6182. concerning the effects of technology on their own lives. international information systems. "Will Greg Vaut, chair of the University's technology concentrate knowledge further," . Committee for International Agriculture and A I

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Morris Weekly, October 28.1981. page 8' Ghost of HFA: believe Ev's Tropical Fish: a store that sells it or not practically everything but fish

by steve jerve

Ghost! The name kind of runs a chill up your spine doesn't it? The idea and possible, presence of ghosts is one that has intrigued us for years. The idea of the unexplained fascinates us. Well, according to accounts and stories, we have our own ghost in the HFA building. Now, you may not have seen him and he doesn't have an office, or teach classes, but several people have reported strange incidents happening in the building. Where did this ghost come from? About ten years ago when construction of the HFA building was taking place two workers fell to their death from high spots on the site. One worker fell down the hole where the spiral staircase would go, and the other, from the top of the theater to the costume room below 0 the stage area before the stage was i W&? J * constructed. by michele newberger Last year during the production of "Charlie Juergensen commented, "We miss them Brown" two costume designers, Jean Moga Ev's Tropical Fish is not your average terribly, but we couldn't stand them suffering and Julie Ryan were working on preparing tropical fish store. For one thing, tropical fish either." costumes for the production. The job can be are not sold there. Instead, items varying from Even with the absence of the tropical fish very time consuming and this particular Brach candies to leeches to ceramic green- there is much to buy. They offer a full line of Saturday night they worked till 3:00 a.m. On ware can be purchased. fishing tackle, such as nets, lures, hooks and the power switches in the room, there are red Clarence and Ev Juergensen, owners and lines. They also sell bait such as crawlers, indicator lights to show that the power is on. operators of the store, first opened shop in minnows, leeches and waxworms. In the As the girls turned out the lights: "I noticed 1973 in the old Stevens County garage where winter, ice fishing equipment including augers that one of the little red lights was still on. I Douglas Furniture is presently located. They and ice picks can be purchased. Duck decoys told Julie that we had better switch it off stayed there for two and one half years before and aquarium equipment are available, also. before leaving, but as I turned to walk across moving to 405 Atlantic Avenue. the room and turn it off, I noticed it was A special addition to the store is the back already off!" Scary huh? Well, that's not all. At first, just tropical fish were sold. Then in ceramic room. Many varieties of greenware are 1975 they added bait and a year later ceramics. for sale along with the necessary finishing There have been reports of hearing a person When asked why the odd combination of the supplies. Ev offers ceramic classes free of open a door, walk out and close the door. Only three, Mrs. Juergensen replied, "All are more charge each Tuesday and Thursday evening when the door is checked, no one is there, and or less hobbies of ours that have landslided from 7-10 p.m. Interested persons are only the door is locked. into a business." required to pay for their own greenware and There have also been reports of hearing It wasn't until August 1981 that the sale of paint brush. footsteps on the catwalk in the theatre, and tropical fish was discontinued. The couple The name of the store isn't going to change, one of the spotlights on the catwalk has been also owns a grain farm and because of the and tropical fish aren't going to be sold there known to sway back and forth. field work involved they could no longer spend anymore, but Ev's Tropical Fish will continue Of course, it would all be noises made up in the necessary time in town it took to care for to be the only bait-tackle-ceramic store for the people's imaginations. Roger Boleman, the fish and to clean the tanks. Mrs. Morris citizens- Audio-Visual director said, "I've been in the building alone several times, and it would be a perfect opportunity for the ghost to scare me, but I haven't heard a thing." He also mentioned that buildings the size of HFA are WOMEN'S WEEK always making noises and that the noises could have come from the bottle of Ripple wine he had before coming. He's only kidding, "FROM MYTt+TOWARD A NEW REALITY" of course. MONDAV, NOVEMBER 2 From my investigation I can draw more : "rmages ot Females In Clilldren's conclusions about this ghost. Ghosts of today no longer drag chains on cold wooden floors, or howl all night long. Today's ghosts like to (nrihelfeslof eaehcomcst. To siflcoip. write, sail, or>toP at 1h* UMM Women play quick, neat tricks and exit, leaving no upstaifc In the Old Mustfc Hall (-fir 6089). Co-Sponsored By the PSYCH CLUB. traces behind them. Sure, ghosts will always feel the need to bang doors and make footstep noises. There is a certain amount of tradition to hold up. Is there actually a ghost in HFA? First we have to determine If ghosts actually exist, then we have to have proof of this ghost. It's doubtful he'll agree to an interview with the Weekly, so I'm sure he'll go on being what he always has been, a legend to those who want to believe, and just empty space to those who don't.

WOMEN'S WEEK; • UMM WOMEN'S RESOURCE CENTER Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 9 snorts

Women's volleyball

team defeats St. Ben's-

falls to St. Scholastica

by jonna crosby

The Cougar volleyball' team ended up winning one and losing one in matches last week and the team now possesses an even UMM's Cross Country Club Is turning out during their brief periods of good weather. The 13-13 overall match tallv. club's personnel changes from time to time. These available at one practice were (from left Last Wednesday the Cougs shut out St. Benedict 3-0. The game scores ended up 15-5, to right): 1st row: Chris Dahlager, Tim Carson, Duanne Maddey, Bob Wolff, and Todd 15-10, and 15-9 with the Cougars having to Hillstad. 2nd row: Steve Cox, Don Patterson, Coach Darrel Kluck, Carol Schoenbauer, Joan really win the last two. Hulzebos and Ronnie Christopherson. 3rd row: Monica O'Hara On Friday St. Scholastica (Duluth) victimized UMM 11-15, 15-9, 13-15, 15-14,'and 13-15 which was the Cougars' first loss in Minnesota AIAW district play this season. Theyare4-1 in the north district. Sophomore Terry Dahlem missed the Cougar gridders fall to MSU Scholastica match and will be out for about ten days with a sprained ankle. Anne Yseth, also a sophomore, has returned to the lineup after getting over a knee injury. university relations release The Cougar junior varsity rolled over two opponents. They downed St. Ben's 15-10, The University of Minnesota, Morris became the half, and UMM was forced to attempt a 45 15-12 and trounced St. Scholastica 15-10, the fourth consecutive shutout victim of yard field goal. The field goal came up short. 15-12. Moorhead State University, as the Cougars In the first half, Moorhead outgained the Last night (Tuesday) the Coug's played their were defeated by the powerful Dragons last Cougars 215-47 In total yards and 12-5 in first last Northern Sun Conference match of the Saturday by a score of 17-0. downs. Dennis Eastman went nine for 14 for year at St. Cloud State. This coming weekend > The perennial Northern Intercollegiate 96 yards and a touchdown in the first thirty they'll be in Marshall for the Southwest State Conference powers met on the Astroturf at minutes, and Jerry Allen rushed for 67 yards Tourney and next Monday, November 2nd, Is. North Dakota State University's Dacotah onl5carriesandaTD. the last home match (and also the final match Stadium in Fargo, and when it was all over, In the second half, the Cougar defense did a before the State Tournament) when the Cougars had suffered their first NIC superb job at keeping the Dragaons from Concordia-St. Paul comes to the P.E. Center. shutout since 1974. putting the game out of reach. Moorhead Don't miss this last chance—J.V. at 6 p.m., Moorhead State (7-0-1 overall) jumped out gained just 123 second half yards on 42 plays varsity about 7 p.m. quickly by kicking a field goaland scoring two and was forced to punt the first four times it touchdowns in the first 17 minutes of play, had the ball in the second half. and then the Dragon defense, which gives up On offense, it appeared as though UMM an average of 2.1 points per game, was able to was about to start rolling when Holm ran 60 hold on and keep UMM off the scoreboard. yards up the middle to the seven yard line on( Statistically, MSU dominated the contest by the first play of the second half. "Super Saturday" is coming and the out-gaining UMM in first downs (21-10) and With a first and goal, it looked as if thej Admissions Olfice needs help! total yards (338-198). The Dragons snapped Cougars would finally get on the board. But the ball from scrimmage 23 more times than the Dragon defense held tight, and forced a Super Saturday is November 7 and is a time the Cougars, while controlling the bail for fourth down situation at the one yard line. On when interested high school seniors have a forty of the game's sixty minutes. fourth down. Holm appeared to have a hole, chance to visit UMM and meet the people Quite simply, it was a miserable day for but slipped and fell when making the cut. here. Due to the long distances that some Cougar football. UMM lost a fumble on the The Cougars never recovered from this people will travel for this event, it will be first play of the game at the UMM 25 yard line. major setback, and were unable to mount any necessary for a few visitors to stay overnight. Moorhead couldn't advance the ball, but serious comeback threat. The next seven] This is where YOU come in! The visitors will settled for a 44 yard field goal by Greg Martin UMM drives ended in three punts, three bring their own sleeping bags and be to take an early 3-0 lead. turnovers (two interceptions and a fumble), responsible for their own food, all you provide Things didn't get any better for the Cougars. and a loss on downs in the fourth quarter. is floor space. Sounds easy, huh? If you are UMM was forced to punt after just three While the loss was especially hard to take interested In hosting someone on Friday downs the next five times it had*the ball. By for UMM's seniors, two seniors stood out in evening, November 6, please contact Brenda the lime the Cougars earned their initial first leading the Cougar effort. Linebacker Bryan in the Admissions Office at 589-2216 or ext. down of the game the score was already 17-0. Olson, a two-year starter from Eagle Bend, 6035. Moorhead's two touchdowns came on a 15 was in on 27 tackles, at least 12 more tackles yard run by Jerry Allen (the NIC's leading than anyone else on the field, and wide rusher), which capped off a 61 yard drive at receiver Vince Hull (Sartell) grabbed seven 1:40 left in the first quarter, and on an eight passes for 91 yards. yard pass on third down from Dennis Eastman Hull now has 743 yards on the season, Wanted: to tight end Scott Simpson. The Dragons had breaking UMM's single season record for pass Freshmen and Sophomores Interested in excellent field position on their second Receiving yardage set by Herb Bradley in 1975. touchdown, due to two quarterback sacks in a sports Medical/athletic training With 39 receptions, Hull is likely to break needed: two men row. The sacks forced UMM to punt out of its Jack Siljendahl's (1977) single season mark of endzone. 43 catches, and has a good chance of breaking two women The Cougars didn't enter Moorhead territory the touchdown mark of nine set by Siljendahl Will work with Cougar athletic teams. until a 36 yard pass from Craig Holm to Vince in '78, as Hull has seven TD's with two games Contact Rick Cunningham. Ext. 6440, Training Hull put the ball at the 33 yard line. However, to go. room, P.E. Center the completion came right before the end of Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 10 WHAT COULD THE ARMY POSSIBLY OFFER A BRIGHT PERSON Drop your guard for a ninure. Even though you're n college right now. there ire many aspects of the Army hat you might find very A BONUS FOR PART-TIME WORK iribfe. UKEYOU? You can get a $1,500 bonus just for enlisting in some Army Reserve ADVANCED NURSING COURSE. units. Or up to S4.000 in educational benefits MED SCHOOL. ONUS You also get paid tor vout Reserve duty. It You read it right.. TUITION-FREE comes out to about SI. 100 a year for one weekend The Army's Health Professions Scholarship You get tuition, pay and living allowances a month and two weeks annual training Program provides necessary tuition, books, lac- You can also take Nurse Practitioner COUtses And now we have a special program to help fees, even microscope rental during medical and courses in many clinical specialities. All on you fir the Army Reserve around your school ' the Army. schedule. Plus a monthly stipend that works out to While these programs do not cost you any It's worth a look. about $6,000 a year. money, most of them do incur an additional After you're accepted into medical service obligation. school, you can be accepted into our program. A SECOND CHANCE AT COLLEGE Then you're commissioned and you go A CHANCE TO PRACTICE LAW Some may iind college to be the tight place through school as a Second Lieutenant in the [f you're about to get your law degree and at the wrong time for a variety of reasons The Army Reserve. be admitted to the bar, you should consider a Army can help them, too. The hitch? Very simple. After you graduate, commission in thejudge Advocate General A few years in the Army can help them get you give the Army a year as a doctor far every Corps. Because in the Army you gee to practice money for tuition and rhe maturity to use it year the Army gave you as a med student, with law right from the start. wisely. While your classmates are still doing other The ArmV has a program in which money INTERNSHIP RESIDENCY lawyers' research and other lawyers' briefs, you saved for college is matched two-for-one by the could have your own cases, your own clients. government. Then, ifonequalifics. a generous & CASH BONUSES in effect, your own practice- bonus is added to that. Besides scholarships to medical school, the Plus you'll have the ;\r.-. prestige and privi­ So 2 years ot sen ice can get vou up to Army also offers AMA-approved first-year leges of being an Officer in the United States $15,200 for college, 3 and 4 years up to $20,100. post-graduate and residency training programs. Army. With a chance to travel and make the In addition, bonuses up to $5,000 are available Such training adds no further obligation to most of what you've worked so hard to for 4-year enlistments in selected skills. the scholarship participant. But any Civilian become. A real, practicing iawver Be an Army Add in the experience and maturity gained. Graduate Medical Education sponsored by the and the Army can send an individual back to Army gives you a one-year obligation for college a richer person in more ways than one. every year of sponsorship, with a minimum ROTC SCHOLARSHIPS We hope ihese Army opportunities have obligation of two years' service. Though you're too late for a 4-year intrigued you as well as surprised you. Because But you get a S9.000 ;itinu:il Km us every scholarship, there are J-. Z: and even 1-y there is indeed a lot the Army can offer a bright year you're paying back medical school or post­ scholarships available. person like you. graduate training. They include tuition, books, and lab Fort •nd the i So you not only yet your medical education Plus S100 a month living allowance. Naa paid for. you get extra pay while you're paying they re very competitive. Because it back. Not a bad deal. besides helping you towards your 'lease tell mr more IUIIII i .iAMl Mn.k-.ii SIIHVI.LT degree, an ROTC scholarship helps A GREAT PLACE TO BE A NURSE : lANl the Army Nurse COTO.QIALI Army law. you towards the gold bars of an :iHRlKOTt:S*-rutlarships. D iSSlArmy Res.-™.-E The rich tradition of Army Nursing is one Army Officer. DlPCl Army EducationtWliis of excellence, dedication, even heroism. And Stop by the ROTC office on it s a challenge '" live up to. campus and ask about details. Today, an Army Nurse is the epitome of professionalism, regarded as a critical member of the Army Medical Team. UPTOS170AMONTH A BSN degree is required. And the clinical You can combine service in the spectrum is almost impossible to match in Army Reserve or National Guard civilian practice. with Army ROTC and get between And, since you'll be an Army Officer, you'll S7.000 and $14,000 while you're enjoy more respect and authority than most of still in school. your civilian counterparts You II also enjoy It's called rhe Simultaneous travel opportunities, officer's pay and officer's Membership Program. You get $100 privileges. a month as an Advanced Army ROTC BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Army Nursing otters educational oppor­ Cadet and an additional $70 a month tunities that are second to none. As an Army (sergeant's pay I as an Army Reservist. ARMY. Nurse, you could lit1 selected Mr <;raduate degree When you graduate, you II be programs at civilian universities. commissioned as a Second Lit

Morris Weekly, October 28, 1981, page 11 announcements

Announcements So you want to be a star? Ladies - this Is Campus ministry your chance! There will be an Open Stage for It's Women's Week at UMM November 2nd female talent at Edson Lounge, Monday through November 6th. Many activities are Lutheran Campus Ministry Invites you to November 2, at 8:15 p.m. That's Entertain­ planned, Including daily brown bag lunch Join us for worship on Sunday mornings. We ment, so anything goes! To sign up, write, programs, educational movies and speakers, meet every Sunday at 10:30 a.m. at the call, or stop at the UMM Women's Resource open stage for female talent, and a bake-off Campus Ministry Center. Everyone is Center, upstairs in the Old Music Hall (ext. for men. Jean Kilbourne, noted speaker on welcome. "Advertising's Image of Women," will be on campus for a three-day residency. Ms. Fellowship group Hear ye, Creatures from Gay Hall, Kilbourne will speak and give slide presenta­ When hideous monsters and ghoulish tions on both women and men. For more Christus Community Fellowship Group beings burst forth from the maze of Gay Hall, information about Women's Week and the invites you to join us for discussion, song, to do their worst on Halloween Eve, be schedule of events, please write, call, or stop and prayer every Wednesday evening at 7:30 amongst them. Don your garment of darkness at the UMM Women's Resource Center, p.m. at the Campus Ministry Center. The and of the grotesque or remove what you wear upstairs in the Old Music Hall (ext. 6089). We current discussion topic deals with "Relation­ daily to show your true being and win encourage all men and women to participate ships with self, others, and God." cash—Yea, cash can be yours-—if you are the in the activities. best attired man or woman of the Halloween Activities Fee Review Committee Bash in the P.E. Annex, Saturday Night. Thank-you students and faculty members who took time from busy schedules to donate Anyone interested in serving on the Students who wish to withhold all or attempt to donate blood last week. We were Activities Fee Review Committee should come information from the student directory should able to collect 214 pints of blood because of to Edson Lounge at 6:30 Thursday night. If come to the Records office and fill out the your generosity. you have any questions, please contact Randy necessary form by Friday, Nov. 6th. Cindy Huwe 'Gerdes at the MCSA office at ext. 6085. Records Office

Monday - Wednesday, November 2, 3, 4 World Hunger 12:00-2:00 Personals MPIRG Refunds in Edson The Oxfam World Hunger drive needs Hayseed, students to help glean cornfields this I thought you said that hole by Behmler, The UMM Women's Resource Center and Saturday from 1:00 - 3:30. Anyone who is was going to be the Dean's bomb shelter. Oh the Psych Club are sponsoring an open stage interested in this worthwhile cause please call damn, it's only going to be an elevator. How for female talent and a men's bake-off on Randy Gerdes at ext. 6085, or PO 438. unimaginative for $140,000. Monday November 2nd at 8:15 p.m. in Edson Mona Lisa Lounge. A $15.00 prize will be awarded to the International Student Travel Center best of each category. Interested persons may Looking for a rock-n-roll alternative? sign up by writing, calling (ext. 6089), or The International Student Travel Center is Come and listen to the UMM Jazz stopping at the Women's Resource Center, presently looking for a student to fill the new Ensemble's and Combo's first jazz concert upstairs in the Old Music Hall. position of assistant coordinator of the October 30th in the HFA Recital Hail at 8:15 Center. The qualifications for the position are p.m. Adults: $1.00, students: $.50. Would you like to know what your classes that you be interested in international study, will be like next quarter? Then come to the that you be able to take over as coordinator Put on your soul shoes! There's a dance Third Ear office, located next to Counseling next year and that you be work-study eligible. group forming on this campus. It you are on the second floor in Behmler Hall and ask to Applications can be picked up in the MCSA seriously into dance, this is your chance to see "The Discovery." Office hours are 10-4:30 office. The deadline for applications is join a group with the intention of perform­ p.m. Monday-Friday. Monday, Nov. 2. For more information contact ance. If you're interested contact Dave Kevin Hein at the Travel Center, or Harold Johnson at 589-4315. Hinds at his office. Need legal advice? Right lo vote Have you got performance fever? A talent to Morris lawyer Steve Gawron will be on share? Your time draws near. Yes, it's another campus the first and third Tuesdays of every Exercise your right to vote this Tuesday, MCUB Coffeehouse Open Stage, coming up month to provide free legal advice to students. Nov. 3 when the city of Morris will elect a Monday, November 23. He will be in the MCSA office from 5:30-7:00 mayor and two council members. p.m. Students can sign up for 15 minute time UMM students may register to vote at the slots. Mr. Gawron Is also the city attorney, so polls on election day. You must be 18 years of the days he is on campus are subject to age and have proper identification (UMM ID'S To the individual that watered my lawn on change. He also asks that students do not call are not acceptable). Homecoming day at 5:00 on East 9th Street, him at his office. (you were in the pickup that went over my yard also!) Please come get your photograph! Hey all you liberated guys! It's time to man Signed Brown Grass your spatulas I Show us your culinary wizardry by participating in the Bake-off for men. It will be held in Edson Lounge, Monday, November 2, at 8:15 p.m. Prizes, goodies, and fun await Amazing drug you! To sign up, write, call, or stop at the UMM Women's Resource Center, upstairs in Opportunity corner the Old Music Hail (ext. 6089). faCtS #4 in a series by gary l.donovan

To UMM students: Law School - John Hagemann, in 1980, the average person- in the U.S. Want your bike stolen and never recovered? Admissions Director at the University of South drank 410 12-ounce soft drinks - nearly 40 Then don't have it registered with the UMM Dakota School of Law, will be on campus gallons per person. Aside from the slew of Campus Police. Monday, October 26 in CPPS. Group meeting additives found in most soft drinks, some of Campus Fuzz at 9:30 a.m. in CPPS with individual interviews which may be dangerous, many nutritionists to follow. are concerned about the high sugar content (a Internships - Students interested in Winter 12-ounce can of Coke contains 9.2 teaspoons Quarter internships are encouraged to see of sugar). Everyone knows that sugar is Improve your grades! Gary Donovan in CPPS as soon as possible. associated with tooth decay, but recent Internship learning contracts must be evidence suggest that sugar is also linked to established and registered for prior to the nutrient deficiencies, obesity, heart disease, beginning of the quarter. high blood pressure, and behaviorial Research Catalogues...306 pages.. Workshop - Letter and Resume Writing disorders. 10,276 topics. Rush $1.00. Workshop will be held on Wednesday, For more information on chemicals and Box 14479 October28at3p.m. in HFA Rm. 7. Sign up in Mpls. MN 55414 health, stop in at the Morris Drug Information advance in CPPS. Center in Edson Hall. Seniors - are encouraged to register and establish placement credentials with CPPS. Morris Weekly, October 28,1981, page 12