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SHOULD HE STAY OR GO 23 BOMBER’S COACH ON THE BLOCK? THE UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG STUDENT WEEKLY WEEKLY STUDENT WINNIPEG OF UNIVERSITY THE ♼ October 06, 2005 The Uniter 06 02 VOL.60 ISS.06 CONTACT: [email protected] October 2005

NEWS EDITOR: VIVIAN BELIK SENIOR EDITOR: LEIGHTON KLASSEN NEWS EDITOR: DEREK LESCHASIN UNITER STAFF UNITER NEWS E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] Managing Editor » Jo Snyder 01 [email protected]

Business Coordinator & Offi ce Manager Whitney Light 02 » James D. Patterson [email protected] Mayor Katz Agrees to Support RAY BEAT REPORTER NEWS EDITOR » Vivian Belik 03 [email protected] ayor Katz came face to face with NEWS PRODUCTION EDITOR » 04 Derek Leschasin the realities of homelessness and [email protected] Mpoverty on the streets of Winnipeg 05 SENIOR EDITOR » Leighton Klassen last Thursday while paying a visit to Resource [email protected] Assistance for Youth (RAY), a centre at the BEAT REPORTER » Whitney Light intersection of Broadway and Young St. 70 youth 06 [email protected] per day, aged 12 to 29, come to RAY from the street BEAT REPORTER » Alan MacKenzie 07 [email protected] to fi nd food, clothing, and start a “transition from a life of dependency to one of independency”, as the FEATURES EDITOR » Lori Ebbitt 08 [email protected] organisation states on their business cards.

ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR » Mike Lewis 09 [email protected] Staff and youth expected to educate the mayor about life on the street and the SPORTS EDITOR » Mike Pyl 10 [email protected] struggle to re-enter society. The meeting took an unexpected turn when the mayor 11 COMMENTS EDITOR » Daniel Blaikie pledged support to the future of RAY, [email protected] which currently operates out of a cramped HUMOUR EDITOR » Matt Cohen offi ce space on unstable funding. 12 [email protected] Dawn Lavand, a youth who hit the streets at 15, sees homelessness as an PHOTO EDITOR » Wade Andrew ongoing and inevitable cycle. 13 [email protected] “A lot of us get lost in our teenage LISTINGS COORDINATOR » years,” she says. 14 Nick Weigeldt [email protected] Some leave because a life free of parents and rules seems like a tempting COPY & STYLE EDITOR » 15 Melody Rogan [email protected] escape, and others have no choice. Abuse, be it emotional, physical, or sexual, leads DISTRIBUTION MANAGER » 16 kids to the streets. In some cases, youth Scott McArthur run from poorly managed group homes PRODUCTION MANAGER & where they are beat up and stolen from by 17 GRAPHICS EDITOR » David C. Tan their peers. [email protected] Once out on the street, life only ADVERTISING MANAGER becomes more diffi cult. Because they’re 18 » Ted Turner [email protected] often unaware and unable to defend 786-9779 their rights, youth become a target for exploitation and harassment. The mayor listened as staff and youth talked about THIS WEEKS CONTRIBUTORS their encounters with landlords who offer

Ben Wickstrom, Brett Hopper, Ben White, Erin squalid living conditions and steal from photo courtesy of Andrew Ward McIntyre, Joel CoteSelig, Sara Arenson, Iain tenants. Ramsay, Ben MacPhee-Sigurdson, Sarah Hauch, Stereotypes of the homeless, Thomas Assalin, Jon Symons, Sheri Lamb, Rhys Mayor Katz visits with RAY staff on September 29 Kelso, Dave Streit, Brad Penninton, Kalen Qually says Program Director Kelly Holmes, constantly work against youth on the streets. “The establishment Street location. “The establishment thinks these kids Currently, RAY receives some funding thinks these kids are The Uniter is the offi cial student newspaper of the University are from crack mothers in the inner city... through the Winnipeg Homeless and of Winnipeg and is published by the University of Winnipeg It’s not accurate,” she says, arguing that Housing Initiative, a tri-level government Students’ Association. The Uniter is editorially autonomous from crack mothers in and the opinions expressed within do not necessarily refl ect suburbia is just as often a source of social fund, and some from private individuals those of the UWSA. The Uniter is a member of the Canadian University Press and Campus Plus Media Services. problems. the inner city...It’s not and organizations. The city’s recent anti-panhandling After having listened to youth and SUBMISSION OF ARTICLES, LETTERS, PHOTOS AND GRAPHICS ARE WELCOME Articles should be submitted law has spurred increased harassment by accurate” – RAY Program staff for nearly an hour, the mayor asked, in text or Microsoft Word format to uniter@uwinnipeg. police. RAY staff also expressed frustration “What would you do if you were in my ca. Deadline for submissions is noon Friday (contact Director Kelly Holmes the section’s editor for more information). Deadline for with the Downtown BIZ, which has been position?” The unanimous response was advertisements is noon Friday, six days prior to publication. The Uniter reserves the right to refuse to print submitted taking a police mentality approach to to build a bigger, better home for RAY. material. The Uniter will not print submissions that are homophobic, misogynistic, racist or libelous. We also youth in the neighbourhood. Mayor Katz agreed to support the reserve the right to edit for length or style. For Lavand and others, it’s the a part-time job and is settled in a bachelor organization as it seeks to identify an resources available to start a new life that apartment. She continues to visit RAY in appropriate property to purchase and CONTACT US » will make the difference between roaming the role of a volunteer and guide to those renovate, stating that he was prepared to General Inquiries: 204.786.9790 perpetually in search of food and shelter still struggling. look at possible resources in the city as well Advertising: 204.786.9779 Editors: 204.786.9497 and re-entering society as a contributing Alex Hawkes-Kavanagh is another as meet with Premier Gary Doer to discuss Fax: 204.783.7080 citizen. youth who has seen life on the streets and homelessness initiatives. Housing and Email: [email protected] “Without a place like RAY we can’t made his way out through RAY. Now in fi nancial assistance fall under provincial LOCATION » make the transition back,” Lavand told an adult education program with hopes of jurisdiction. Room ORM14 Mayor Katz. studying at university next year, Hawkes- Lavand, Hawkes-Kavanagh and University of Winnipeg 515 Portage Avenue RAY offers emergency services such Kavanagh took the opportunity to address staff envision a centre which offers all Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 2E9 as a food and clothing bank, drop-in the mayor. “What I have now is self- the current counseling and prevention services such as counseling and access respect. I thought I was going nowhere programs with an expanded area for life- to a public health nurse, and job search and I’d be stuck on the streets forever.” skills workshops, facilities for youth to resources. The centre is also active in In order to continue helping youth, get clean and fed, as well as some living COVER IMAGE homelessness prevention programs in RAY needs to fi nd stable funding accommodations. Winnipeg’s schools and colleges, offering resources. The Young Street location has Speaking after the Mayor had PHOTO BY: DAVID TAN workshops on various topics from Anger an operating budget of $400 thousand per made his exit, Holmes expressed hope Management to Suicide Prevention. year and if new funding can’t be found by and excitement towards the unfolding of Since coming to RAY at age 17, year-end, says Holmes, it faces closure, as events. “We didn’t expect this. He was Lavand has come a long way. She now has was recently the fate of RAY’s Osborne moved. He realized they’re bright kids.” The Uniter October 06, 2005

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UWSA President Kate Sjoberg poses in the UWSA offi ce. New UWSA Executive Position to be Filled in Upcoming By-Election Whitney Light available, and the next meeting is scheduled BEAT REPORTER for Oct. 12, but the dates are subject to change. Notices are posted around campus three days prior to board meetings and one day prior to he engines of student government are committee meetings. A new website launched earlier this year in high gear down at the UWSA offi ces. also promises to make meeting schedules, TThe Board of Directors has been at work minutes, and policies available for students’ since the time of their election last spring, planning information. At press time, however, the website still featured events that took place to get the 2005-2006 year smoothly underway. If early in September. students are looking to be involved, they shouldn’t “It’s actively being worked on,” says waste any time. Committee meetings and board Sjoberg. Asked how the Board will combat meetings, which are open to all students, and the student apathy towards UWSA issues, Sjoberg cycle of by-elections, have already begun. responds, “Student issues are just like any other issues when it comes to The mandate of a democracy.” the UWSA Board, says “You just have to look Sjoberg is President Kate Sjoberg, over the rail and see confi dent that students is to serve students and know the UWSA is “ensur[e] that (board a light on to know working for them. members’) goals are being “You just have met for the year.” someone is doing to look over the rail For Sjoberg, that and see a light on to something” – Kate Sjoberg means creating strong ties know someone is between the campus and doing something,” says the broader community. Sjoberg, referring to the The UWSA is interested offi ces in the Bulman in building community solidarity by hosting Centre. And a new staff position, the Vice- events as well as actively participating in the President Internal, according to Sjoberg, is events of other community groups. going to help the Board work even harder. “One of the things I think makes the The position was created at the last student movement particularly strong is its Annual General Meeting out of the Board’s affi nity for other movements,” says Sjoberg. need to delegate organizational tasks that She cites involvement with the Ethiopian are burdening efforts to meet yearly goals. Community, the Spence Neighbourhood A recent UWSA news release says the VP Association, and a number of union groups as Internal “will manage UWSA employment examples of UWSA support work. and fi nances.” Vice-President Advocate Mathew The Board feels the new position, which Gagne is focusing his attention on the tuition means another salary, is justifi ed because, as freeze and reducing fees for students through Sjoberg says, “there are better uses of time in continued work with the Canadian Federation terms of why we exist as an organization.” of Students. Students must work together The Vice-President Internal will be against fee increases, says Gagne, and “re- elected in by-elections scheduled to take place enforce our position as the largest stakeholder between Oct. 24 and Oct. 27. Nominations are in post-secondary education.” currently being accepted and the position is Another of Gagne’s goals is to promote open to any student. awareness of the University’s academic It is unclear what would be the basis of a regulations. nominee’s platform. “Not enough students know what “I can’t say what the person is going to academic misconduct is and as a result get run on,” says Sjoberg, “I have no idea what accused and found guilty of such things as argument they would put forward.” It seems plagiarism without even knowing what it is.” that the position will not, however, be purely Students interested in attending UWSA administrative. “None of the elected positions meetings should keep their eyes peeled. are non-political,” Sjoberg admits. A tentative schedule of board meetings is October 06, 2005 The Uniter

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The ONATHANUniter “Streeter” J Puerto Rico- Militant nationalist Streeter: Do you know what the UWSA is and leader Filiberto Ojeda Rios was killed in a what they do? gunfi ght with FBI agents on Sept. 24, BBC reported. Ojeda Rios was the leader of the Mark Stine - Arts student Machateros (Cane Cutters) nationalist movement. “They’re a Student’s Union. And they probably In 1992 he was convicted in absentia for the theft hold crappy parties that I never go to.” of $7 million from a bank depot in Connecticut. The United States considers the robbery an act of domestic terrorism, because it was carried out by a nationalist movement from a US commonwealth. Puerto Rican citizens are considered US citizens but cannot vote in presidential elections and do not pay US income tax. Puerto Rico was seized in 1898, during the Spanish-American War. Aimee Kidson – Education student Puerto Rican independence activists, even “I think they help control prices on campus, like those opposed to his tactics, are hailing Ojeda bus passes and textbooks. They help keep the prices more moderate. They keep us informed Rios as a martyr. About 500 people demonstrated about possible tuition increases too.” Renovations Halt Plans for Tim Hortons in the Puerto Rican capitol of San Juan upon news of his death.

Japan - A team of scientists have succeeded in obtaining the fi rst-ever photographs of a live giant squid, the Associated Press reports. The team, from the National Science Museum in Tokyo, obtained the photos by attaching bait to a submerged camera. They had been tracking the Tanjalee Kuhl – Arts student 26-foot long squid as it attacked prey at a depth of “I don’t what they do, but I know who they are.” 3000 feet off the coast of the Bonin Islands. The squid became caught on the bait and left behind a 20-foot tentacle, but the scientists said the animal was in no danger of dying from its injuries. Giant squid occupy a large place in ancient myth, but during the last century scientists became convinced of their existence. The only information scientists have been able to gather Aaron Boissonneault – Arts student about them has come from corpses washed up on “I know they don’t blow all our fees on new beaches or pulled up in fi shing nets. steps for Wesley Hall. I only really participate in the voting if I know the people running.” Hungary – On Sept. 22, Budapest saw one of the largest Critical Mass demonstrations in history, Indymedia reported. Photo by: Wade Andrew Attendance estimates were between 24 and 30 thousand riders. Critical Mass demonstrations The future potential for a Tim Hortons on campus is uncertain. involve the temporary take-over of roads by large numbers of cyclists as an attack against car-culture. Alan MacKenzie Since last year, Hungary has seen increasing Dawn Harmer – Psychology student BEAT REPORTER or where it would be located on the campus. success in Critical Mass demonstrations. Earth “Yes, I do know. They take care of security is- Students interviewed on campus said Day 2005 saw about 10 thousand riders take to sues; help out student groups; raise awareness they would welcome the restaurant, as it would the streets. The boost in attention has been mainly about certain issues on campus. They’ve got bring more choices to students and visitors. due to the participation of bicycle messenger their hands in most things on campus…like a espite the rumours, one of Canada’s Biochemistry student Todd Noakes said groups, the Hungarian Young Greens, and the jack-of-all-trades. They do a good job.” top fast food restaurants will not be he lines up at a drive thru Tim Hortons every Clean Air Action Group. Dopening an outlet in the University morning before coming to classes to get a of Winnipeg’s main campus during the 2005/06 “decent coffee.” Belgium –An international arrest “Take a look around,” he said while warrant has been issued for the former dictator of school year. According to a manager at Chartwells, having lunch in the Riddell Hall cafeteria. Chad from 1982-1990, Hissene Habre. According the company that runs the university’s food services, “Half the garbage on the tables isn’t from the to Human Rights Watch, the warrant was issued the company considered adding a Tim Hortons cafeteria.” He points to empty cups from Tim by a Belgian judge, operating under a “universal Hortons, Starbucks and jurisdiction” law, which allowed prosecution for earlier in the year, but decided other take-out restaurants atrocities anywhere in the world. The Belgian law Curran Feris – History student “The idea of a Tim “I don’t really know what their job description against it. lying on tables. was repealed in 2003, but the case was allowed to is, but I know who they are. I see lots of posters Hortons is not “The coffee they have continue as it had begun prior to that date. around for events, elections…stuff like that.” “We won’t be opening smells great, but tastes Habre, known as the “African Pinochet”, a Tim Hortons this year,” closed for good.” terrible,” said biology lives in Senegal where he was indicted with Heidi Gerrard, food service – Heidi Gerrard, Food student Derek Lawrence. charges of torture and crimes against humanity, manager for Chartwells Tim Hortons claims until Senegalese courts ruled he could not be at the U of W, said. “We Service Manager that it is Canada’s “largest tried there. In 1992, a Chadian truth commission decided to renovate quick service restaurant … accused Habre’s regime of some 40 thousand instead.” specializing in always fresh killings and cases of torture. Renovations were made to the server coffee, baked goods, and homestyle lunches.” Habre took power in Chad in 1982 with area at the Riddell Hall cafeteria. “We made The University of Manitoba and Red the support of France and the United States, who more room and made the area more customer- River College – both the Notre Dame and hoped he would serve as a counterbalance to friendly. But the idea of a Tim Hortons is not Princess Street campuses – currently have a Mohammar el-Qaddafi in Libya. In 1990 he was closed for good.” Tim Hortons on site. Aramark Canada Ltd. overthrown by Chad’s current President. Habre’s Gerrard did not elaborate on when the runs food services for both the U of M and extradition to Belgium will require the approval of popular chain restaurant could possibly open, RRC. Senegal’s government. The Uniter October 06, 2005

NEWS EDITOR: VIVIAN BELIK SENIOR EDITOR: LEIGHTON KLASSEN NEWS EDITOR: DEREK LESCHASIN E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] NEWS 05 McMaster University Apologizes for Bathroom Ads That Called Out to Students Motion Sensors Triggering Rogers Cell Phone Rings Deemed Too Invasive

By Heather Hogan THE SILHOUETTE (MCMASTER UNIVERSITY) old market, “is responsible for selling the advertising [space], submitting proposed ads to McMaster for approval, production AMILTON (CUP) -- When McMaster of approved materials, and installation and removal of materials on a monthly students used campus washrooms basis,” said Johnston. Hduring the fi rst week of classes, they Zoom Media ads appear not only often heard more than just the sound of toilets on 72 Canadian campuses, but also in restaurants, offi ce buildings, hospitals, and Sex-positive ʻShagalicious fl ushing. As they stepped in front of urinals and golf clubs across the country. sat down at stalls, many students were startled by McMaster has had a business motion-sensitive advertisements that played the partnership with Zoom Media since 1998 Shopʼ Helps McGill Students and the University receives $25,000 to latest ring tunes off ered by Rogers Communications $30,000 per year on average from the to its cell phone customers. contract. According to Johnston, the revenues Get it on Safely from this contract allow the University to “It scared the crap out of me,” said purchase new technology for many of its Shelley Gibbons, a second-year music student, classrooms—including electronic podiums, when asked about the ads. projectors, and portable microphones. By Denise Brunsdon and Ryan Hicks But Wolfe says that people mostly come A total of 38 posters with audio chips were Johnston also stated that THE MCGILL DAILY (MCGILL UNIVERSITY) for the rubbers. For only three dollars, you installed in men’s and women’s washrooms McMaster’s contract with Zoom Media can buy 12 regular condoms from a wide across campus in early September as part of is in full accordance with the University’s ONTREAL (CUP) -- McGill University variety of styles and brands. In addition, the telecom company’s “Live it Out Loud” advertisement and sponsorship policy you can fi nd specialty, female, and non-latex promotional campaign. Student reaction to because it helps to provide “an innovative wants to give it to you–aff ordable condoms. the campaign was swift. and stimulating learning environment for Msex products, that is. Medical Director of Student Health Not only did students complain to our students,” said Johnston. Services Pierre Tellier emphasized the University offi cials about the ads, some She did note, however, that the accessibility of the products. Student Health disgruntled washroom-goers defaced posters Rogers campaign marked “the fi rst time The Student Health Service’s Services has always distributed condoms to with graffi ti, covered motion sensors with that audio chips have been requested for Shagalicious Shop, which has been open students who have requested them; however, gum, and even boarded over the ad with this use on campus. since the beginning of summer and had a Tellier feels that this less invasive setting cardboard. Eventually, the University was “The request was approved through media-packed offi cial opening last Thursday, increases sales. forced to take action. the offi ce of public relations on a trial basis is a new campus sex shop that sells a variety of “Originally, the condoms and other During the week of Sept. 12, the Offi ce of to determine how it would be received sex-related products at cost and in a relaxing things were sold by the receptionists, but Public Relations received several complaints by the McMaster community,” said environment. a student had to say, ‘Hi, may I have some about the ads. Johnston. The shop comes in response to a rise condoms, please,’ and that wasn’t conducive “They were too loud and disruptive— While some students were stunned by in the number of unwanted pregnancies and to students coming in. It wasn’t very particularly when more than one was playing the ads, others thought the posters were sexually transmitted infections, and as a confi dential,” said Tellier. at a time,” said Jayne Johnston, associate clever. result, it also aims to educate students about According to Tellier, visiting student- director of public relations at McMaster “I think from Rogers’ perspective, sexual health. health professionals from the United States University. “Zoom Media was immediately it’s a genius idea. On television, radio, “We want students to protect themselves, were impressed by the concept of the store, asked to remove the audio chips from all etc., you can choose to change the station but we want them to get information, too,” but doubted how successful such a shop would washroom facilities on campus.” when ads come on, but it’s not like you’re said Marius Wolfe, Health Promotion Offi cer be on their campuses. The advertising fi rm fi nished removing going to go to a different washroom if you and manager of the shop. “I hope they fi nd it “They were all fl abbergasted. They all the audio chips from McMaster washrooms really have to go,” said Patrick Villemaire, fun–it’s not a porno shop.” thought it was a great idea, but they really on Sept. 20. a third-year communication studies and Wolfe and his team of “sexperts” strive didn’t think they would be able to do it,” he “As with any new experience, we’ve multimedia student. to create a positive space where everyone can said. learned from it and now know what not “They’re forcing you to listen to their feel comfortable. Wolfe, along with First Year The shop’s opening has garnered wide to repeat,” said Johnston “We extend our message, which is great from an advertising Offi ce Leadership Training Co-odinator attention and stirred up some opposition. apologies to everyone who found the audio perspective.” and Daily Publications Society Chair Rachel Recently, when the Montreal television station chips to be upsetting.” Students expressed concerns that the Marcuse, have trained the sexperts in how to CHCH asked viewers of its nightly news Rogers, a client of Zoom Media, ads were an invasion of privacy. give intelligent advice to the community. program to vote on whether McGill should implemented the same campaign at universities “Advertising in bathrooms takes away Alongside various other health and sex- have a sex shop, 50 per cent of respondents across Canada, including Guelph University, another piece of our privacy,” said Jason related products, the “Shag Shop” pushes said “no.” the University of Waterloo, and the University Medeiros, a third-year commerce student. condoms and lube. However, as Dr. Tellier points out, he of Toronto. “It’s bad enough telemarketers call on “We’re bringing lube out of the closet,” felt the question was a bit misleading because Zoom Media, a media company that Saturdays, Sundays, and in the evenings. said Wolfe. “It provides both sensation and the Shagalicious Shop is perhaps not best specializes in advertising to the 18- to 34-year- This is going too far.” protection.” described as a traditional sex shop.

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Ben Wickstrom Uniter has failed. Save for the occasional quote James Patterson aware of what is happening in their world. It also from the UWSA president about tuition fees, The BUSINESS COORDINATOR AND OFFICE MANAGER has a role in supporting and building the voice of n The Uniter’s fi rst issue of the school year, Uniter doesn’t have much interest in reporting the people willing to learn about and engage in media. three articles were written about the nature students’ association or its activities. Outside of s the person who had large part in A part of our responsibility to our reader is also the UWSA role in The Uniter’s operations it doesn’t to hold the UWSA accountable for their actions. rejecting Mr. Wickström’s ‘article’, I Iof a student newspaper. The articles painted even appear to have an interest in the UWSA as an Admittedly we have lacked in our reporting of the a picture of what a student newspaper could and institution. Even its coverage of the elections last Afeel compelled to respond to both his UWSA. I agree, and I believe more accountability should be. The democratic nature of journalism, the year was mostly biographical or anecdotal. I wonder accusations against the newspaper, and discuss is in order. But under the current conditions, is The if it weren’t for the UWSA By-Laws requirement, Uniter in a position to provide critical coverage? lack of commercial constraints, and the intellectual whether the candidates’ personal write-ups would the democracy sought by our newly smitten Chief openness in which the paper operates, were among have made it in to the paper. This paper as well Elections Commissioner (CEC). Lets look at some examples how our alleged the ideas advanced in the articles. In one of the does not send reporters out to any of the UWSA’s student democracy really works. After all, student meetings, neither to the Board meetings nor to From a personal perspective I fi nd it laughable government, that is, a chosen few making political articles, the writer wrote of holding each other the committee meetings! , all of which are, almost that in the same article Mr. Wickström would decisions and spending several million dollars of up to the kinds of standards we set for ourselves. entirely, open to the public. quote the idealist democracy sought by slaveowner students’ money, is serious business. Given my This idea interests me very much, because I think This paper should act as a vehicle for Thomas Jefferson, declare himself part owner of The experience with this unbridled youth leadership questioning the direction of the student association. Uniter, and then make written demands as a member stoked with personal agendas, utopian ambition, it is at the core of what journalism is supposed to The Uniter has been more than willing to call to of the UWSA for us to atone for democratic failures. and drunken idealism, I share Mr. Wickstrom’s be about. attention the failure of the mainstream media to Given the current state of American democracy it concern for responsibility of representation. cover the news in a serious way. One of the writers seems a touch hypocritical (or apropos, given the Thomas Jefferson once wrote that, were it left of the articles about what a student newspaper title he holds and the organization he represents) However, again, there is a disconnect between for him to decide whether the people of United States should be wrote about the way in which the media that he would combine all three in the same Mr. Wickström’s notion of virtuous democracy and should have a government without newspapers, acts as a spotlight, shining brightly in one area, and venomous article. the reality of our student democracy in action. or newspapers without a government, he wouldn’t leaving in the shadows much else. When it comes hesitate to choose the latter. What he was saying to The Uniter’s coverage of the UWSA, the spotlight Honestly, there seems to be a disconnection Two years ago, then UWSA president Chris was that democratic government could not function hasn’t even been turned on. If students are going between the virtuous democracy Mr. Wickström Minaker and I, moved a motion at a sparsely properly without a free press. There are several to make effective and wise choices when it comes wraps himself in and the ability to achieve this attended AGM designed to allow for greater reasons, I would suggest, for him to say this. One to the leadership of their student association they in reality. A similar disconnection exists with transparency in the UWSA. The recommendation of the most obvious of which was that without the must be provided with the tools by which to make Jefferson’s idealism. As a former member of the was to institute a policy where open session board watchful eye of the press people are unable to make those choices. UWSA, perhaps he gave his true undemocratic and committee minutes would contain a reasonable informed decisions about their government. I was recently appointed the Chief Elections intensions away a bit. Hemmingway says people degree of dialogue from elected representatives to Now, before I get into this I should lay a few Commissioner for the UWSA. I also operate, along give themselves away when they write. clearly outline debates had. The minutes would then things out. Last year I served on the University of with the Elections Commission, at an arm’s length formulate how decisions were reached, not just what Winnipeg Students’ Association Board of Directors. from the UWSA. Several weeks ago I attempted In defense of my actions, the original document decisions were reached. This is the body which directs the activities of to have an article published in which I wrote of submitted by Mr. Wickström was more akin to a the UWSA. More to the point, I served on the the impending election. The decision was made public service announcement about the upcoming Besides giving The Uniter a valuable tool Executive, Finance and Personnel committees for by The Uniter not to publish it as the space set aside by-elections than an article. According to our to report from, having this dialogue would have various lengths of time and often in concurrence for informing students of UWSA activities (that is, agreement with the UWSA, we are only required to allowed the greater student body to understand the with each other. These committees are instrumental information supplied by the UWSA), was already print the equivalent of one-half (1/2) page of UWSA motives and reasoning behind the decisions made to the functioning of the UWSA on a day to day fi lled up. content per issue. When I received Ben’s ‘article’, by their representatives. basis. As The Uniter’s publisher (effectively its owner), Setting aside the fact that I operate in the it seemed more appropriate that it be placed in the UWSA has a role in the paper’s operation. same independent manner as The Uniter, it is diffi cult a section reserved for student group and UWSA The result? Members of the incoming and This role is, by and large, carried out in different to understand why the newspaper would decide announcements. As he is required by UWSA policy outgoing board spoke against this motion. One even areas by the aforementioned committees to which not to print my article. I was in reality doing their to post an election announcement at the beginning spoke against it after he correctly articulated that I belonged. The relevance of these facts to the rest work for them. One article by me about the election of the election cycle in The Uniter, it would seen we were debating a balance between democracy of this column is peripheral at best, but for the sake means one less for them to write. However, the idea natural for it to be included in UWSA content. and practicality. Since this time, the offerings of of transparency I would prefer to make my previous of reporting the election appears not to have been transparency have been piecemeal and superfi cial. service on the Board explicit. high up on the list of priorities for the next issue. I contacted relevant representatives of the The most noticeable change has been the inclusion That having been made clear, let me return When carrying out an election for the purposes UWSA staff to see if they wanted to include this of Executive’s offi ce hours with UWSA offi cial to where it was that I left off. In my mind the of democratic governance, not having an active ‘article’, signed and notarized by the CEC, as part documentation. major role of a newspaper, or for that matter media to engage and inform the electorate before of their section. The answer was no. A notice of any news media, is to provide the citizenry of a the process starts, makes the campaign all the elections was printed at a later time (issue 5 pg.6). Aside from now being able to keep our state with the information necessary to carry out more frustrating to me in my attempt to assure watchful eyes on their time sheets, true mechanisms their duties as citizens. For example the Canadian the legitimacy of the election is ensured by an In response to Mr Wickström’s accusation of transparency and accountability for members and Broadcasting Corporation has its mandate laid out adequate voter turnout. Not only that, it frustrates about coverage of last year’s election I will say this: media organizations are diffi cult to fi nd. During in the Broadcasting Act of 1991; the candidates who are unable to engage any but the Aside from the twelve and a half pages that the the typical editor’s one-year post, it is diffi cult to most interested of students in the electoral process. UWSA has to promote itself and its student groups understand this organization, let alone critically . . .the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, This all isn’t to say that The Uniter shouldn’t each year, they also have a four page section in an report on them. But examples where accountability as the national public broadcaster, should provide be anything more than a minute-taker for the upcoming issue of The Uniter for the by-election. is lost certainly do exist. radio and television services incorporating a wide UWSA. As it moves towards severing its formal ties range of programming that informs, enlightens and to the UWSA, The Uniter feels itself pulled in many Similar to last year it will be up to Mr. At Annual General Meetings, un-audited entertains. different directions. With the sale of Uptown to the Wickström, as it was with last years CEC, to fi nancial statements of the current fi scal year give consortium that also owns the Winnipeg Free Press, make the necessary arrangements for content that no defi nitive indication of proper fi scal management All disagreements about how the CBC fulfi ls The Uniter is increasingly alone as an independent constitutes a fair election. We will not copy edit to the membership. those objectives aside, the CBC does, in the context paper in the downtown community. The university, this material, but we will offer to photograph the of its coverage of the Canadian, and, on a provincial the students association, and The Uniter have all candidates and layout the election as needed. Mr. The executive review procedure, occurring level, provincial governments, attempt to “inform” expressed feelings of obligation to the downtown Wickström can also look over a copy of the fi le to in the sunset of the Executive term, is at best and “enlighten.” The CBC provides extensive community. The role these organizations can play verify it is to his specifi cations. a trite, empty event lacking any meaningful coverage of the functioning of government and in the downtown will be instrumental to restoring recourse mechanisms. At the worst of times it has the external and internal forces that infl uence its the inner-city. To be clear, the offer to have our editorial had submitter’s submitter’s comments subject to actions. The authors of the three articles I wrote of board develop suitable election questions was sanitization. The Uniter is a student-run newspaper. It is run above made good statements as to what a student extended last year and it was declined in favour editorially independent of the UWSA. This method newspaper should be. We must hold our institutions of questions developed by the CEC. Despite this Certainly we should not forget about the lack of operation is stated very clearly in the UWSA By- to the standards we have created for them. We can decision, we left ourselves open to letters from the of consultation that occurred last year between Laws. While still owned by the student association, only do this with an effective media. Editor that would be moderated by the CEC. We committees and student groups regarding the budget the newspaper operates at an arm’s length. This is The Uniter is, as it says every issue on its cover; will do both again this year. This should quell Mr. (the open budgeting process). It truly is amazing much like the fashion in which the CBC operates at The University of Winnipeg Students’ Weekly. It is Wickström concerns about last year’s debate. how quickly, quietly, and easy it is to bend policies an arm’s length from the Canadian government. funded by the students of the U of W. The students of mid-year, when the Executive realizes they’ve spent Set aside for a moment the issue of The this university must take a serious look at the paper But the idea of UWSA democracy is what we too much student money. But problems like this are Uniter as a community newspaper. In terms of its that they own. If The Uniter is not fulfi lling its role as should really discuss further. responsibility to the students as members of the a student newspaper, the students need to consider UWSA to operate as a chronicler and watchdog what their future relationship with it will be. 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This control over the purse strings also makes Give Me a a rather sound retributive tool to keep an editorially autonomous, fi scally subservient democratic tool marching in the proverbial lock step. After all, who Home, Where needs vocal critics when they’ve got a future with the NDP to protect? the Bison Despite my reservations about the type of democracy the UWSA provides, there is one thing they do well; communicate student opinions, or Roam… what they think are student opinions.

A case in point is the last years “Day of By Brett Hopper Action” at the U of M. Clearly the UWSA’s venue change from the legislative ground was as much about wooing the U of M to the Canadian When he was fi rst elected into Federation of Students as it was about saving you municipal offi ce a little under a year money on tuition. Depending on the amount of time and a half ago, it was expected that the Executive spent with their elected counterparts Mayor Sam Katz, an established at U of M and the nature of the discussions, it may local businessman, would bring a be possible to argue more emphasis was placed on fresh, economically-savvy face to the U of M than student fees. Is U of M in CFS relevant Winnipeg municipal area, something to you, the U of W student? You had better hope so, this city sorely needed. Since that since your money was used to support this campaign time, however, the Mayor’s offi ce has within a campaign. been rather slow to come up with a plan to invoke funding for the city Lets ask some bigger questions. How many with any real staying power. What we U of W students actually went to the U of M have seen thus far are tiny little blips for this campaign? Over the years, dwindling of proposed income, with major design attendance at the ‘Day of Action’ may be indicative fl aws. of the disconnection the average student has to these These days, the mayor is ‘political actions’. Despite this, there is no member- beginning to remind me of those series driven debate about the approach to change the of advertisements with that guy in the strategy before it becomes ineffective in the eyes of Riddler-esque sport coat, holding his government. Perhaps the UWSA itself has become book on how to get rich quick. You a public relations hub telling administrations, have to pay him fi rst before you even governments, and students themselves what students get to see the blueprints. think. The latest of our business-conscious mayor’s get-rich-quick schemes was Though these realizations may piss you off, recently presented to the public. don’t get any foolish ideas about actually changing The plan proposed by the Mayor things. Any student willing to challenge the current would turn two vacant parking lots in student government will be slapped with the muting Assiniboine Park into an apartment prospect of the impeachment process, which could complex, or condominiums, with the require the student to gather the signatures of more revenue generated going directly into students than actually cared to vote last year. funding a renewal of the surrounding Assiniboine Park area. At fi rst glance So is this the democracy Mr. Wickström is this all sounds well and good, except so keen to sell? Or is it simply voting for the sake for the fact that the two lots proposed of voting? Within an organization that many see for demolition are directly adjacent as having questionable transparency and limited to the zoo, which would leave tenants relevancy to its broader population, it should make of the proposed project in view (and us dig deeper than simply casting a ballot. smell) of the bison pen. I hate to sound like a broken There is something positive to be said about record here, but Katz’s proposal would dialogue and debate within a democracy, and an quite simply be a poor decision mainly organization building the voice to empower its because it doesn’t follow the fi rst rule of membership rather than trying to use the voice of its realty (actually, I’m not sure if it’s the membership’s numbers for its own agenda. Perhaps, fi rst rule, but it’s probably up there); if student representatives became less enamored with “Location, Location, Location!” The being the one-trick-ponies of preventing student fee idea could bring in plenty of funding minor compared to certain other areas taking initial action before we start to see increases, they could be able to include, engage, for Assiniboine Park, in theory, if of the city. However, I can understand big problems in Assiniboine Park. Perhaps empower, and support the people they represent potential residence could stand the why Katz would want to get a jump on the mayor’s fi rst idea wasn’t the greatest, in a number of ways outside of administrative smell of the bison, the sound of cars the ball, because it wouldn’t take much but he has also stated that he is open to structures like the day-care and health plan. on Corydon, and the view, which is to effectively renovate the area for public further suggestions (how, or if, he plans Their campaigns would then stop making essentially of nothing. use, and perhaps bring more people out to listen to further suggestions, I’m not beggars of us all, and their roles would be more Now, during the summer I spent to the park. sure). If city council continues to pressure relevant to those they represent. Hopefully this is a good portion of my days in the park, Despite the recent backlash of the mayor’s offi ce, conceivably, we will the reason why they want to add a new, full time, and I can tell you fairly confi dently negative feedback citizens have openly see a new and improved Assiniboine Park Vice President Internal position. that any repairs that are needed for displayed for the proposed project, it is before the potholes get to those bike Assiniboine Park itself are relatively great to see the municipal government paths.

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Straight Faced Matt Cohen

This summer, gas prices hit an all time high. This is the fi rst time the gas dial has gone Knick-Knack Paddy-Whack faster than the litre dial at the pump. Driv- ers everywhere are getting fed up and they’re searching for answers; answers, my Daniel Blaikie city’s misfortune. Alberta’s prosperity is friend, are what I bring. I’ve spent the past COMMENTS EDITOR no less the result of an act of nature than three months deep undercover at the high- est echelon of the gas companies to bring the destruction of New Orleans. you this investigative report. The reason the Let’s now talk about those who have he $400 cheque Mr. Klein is sending prices are so high is because of suction cups. contributed to Alberta’s prosperity. These OTTAWA MAN WASTING I know this might seem strange at fi rst, but around to each and every Albertan is are the Canadians, not just in Alberta but ask yourself; who has the most to gain? Gas being touted as their reward for being a across the entire country, who have been T AWAY TO NOTHING prices are fl uid and need to be constantly part of the province’s prosperity. What a ridiculous paying through the nose for gasoline. The WIFE BAKES FOR CBC EMPLOYEES, changed. How do you change them? With money they pay as consumers has been thing to say. NOT HUSBAND a giant suction cup attached to a pole. going directly into the coffers of the big oil By Joel CÙtÈSelig They’ve already cornered the market on the companies and the Albertan government. rubber arrow bracket and they’ve set their The guy who works at Subway has not The Canadian consumer is the reason “It’s been almost a month since I’ve eaten eyes on gas price numbers. As I began to in- been a part of Alberta’s prosperity. Nor why there is “quite a lot of money” in the a cookie,” lamented Joel CÙtÈSelig, an un- vestigate, my initial intuition was to blame have the optometrists of Calgary. And that hands of Alberta’s government, as Clint intended victim of the CBC lock-out. “The the manufacturers of those giant numbers, carpenter in Edmonton, she hasn’t been a Dunford – Alberta’s Minister of Economic lock-out has to stop immediately or there but that theory was quickly thwarted. I real- part of it either. Development – put it so inelegantly. won’t be anything left of me except skin ized that there isn’t enough of a turnaround Unless of course we mean that they’ve If Mr. Klein is serious about and bones. My wife no longer bakes for me. with those numbers. A three can turn into been a part of the prosperity just by being rewarding those who have contributed No cookies, no cake, not even pie. Every- an eight with some black electrical tape. A in the right place at the right time. But if to his province’s prosperity, and not just thing she makes, it’s for the locked-out CBC six can become a nine by putting it upside we’re going to use the language of reward those who happen to have been in Alberta employees.” down. You’re not able to do that with suc- and punishment this loosely, then we can lately, he might think about going back to tion cups. When they break, you have to buy a new one. I’m sure gas bars don’t mind pay- also justify the slow government response to the table with a more conciliatory attitude Joel is another innocent bystander ing for a new cup every couple of months, Katrina by saying it was the citizens of New about equalization. caught between the labour troubles at the but the manufacturers are laughing all Orleans’ punishment for being part of the CBC. For nearly a month now, Joel’s spouse, the way to the bank. The more the prices Michaela, has been a member of an online change, the more you use the suction cups. group named the Canadian Broadcasting The more you use them, the quicker they Corporation Key Demographic (CBC KD). have to be replaced. Prices have changed so Based in Ottawa, the CBC KD is Compiled by Daniel Blaikie much over the last decade that the Alliance a nationwide grouping of 18- to 35 year- COMMENTS EDITOR of Suction Cup Manufacturers (ASCM) has In the House old listeners and viewers of CBC radio become the most powerful lobbyist group and television who seek the rapid and since the rise of the Ladder Manufacturers fair resolution of the labour strife that has Association (LMA) in the 1970s. How, then, disrupted their lives in many ways. The CBC do we fi ght back? This is a diffi cult question KD bloggers have demonstrated their support to answer, but I’ve come up with a solution. for the locked-out members of the Canadian Contrary to what most experts are saying, Media Guild by publishing online their blog consuming less gas isn’t going to solve the letters sent to CBC leaders and members of problem. The signs are still going to change Conservative BQ NDP parliament demanding the return of the CBC. no matter the amount purchased. That’s why I’m proposing an all-out ban on suc- Hon. Stephen Harper (Leader Mr. Gilles Duceppe (Lau- Hon. Jack Layton (Toronto—Danforth, NDP): Mr. Most importantly, they have demonstrated of the Opposition, CPC): Mr. rier—Sainte-Marie, BQ): Speaker, my question is for the Prime Minister, who their support on the picket lines by providing tion-related products. Gone will be the days Speaker, today the families of Mr. Speaker, the Minister has been on holiday far too long when it comes of Garfi eld stuff ed animals hanging in the freshly baked goods to members of the CMG the four RCMP offi cers tragi- of Transport has said that to defending the Canadian economy. Across the window of your car. Gone will be the days cally murdered near Mayer- there was nothing the fed- country people, communities and businesses are every week since the beginning of the lock- of master thieves climbing the side of build- thorpe, Alberta are in Ottawa eral government could do hurting because of George Bush’s attack on our out. and they are seeking some about the spike in gas pric- softwood industry. People have had it with the all ings with their suction gloves. Gone will be changes to the criminal jus- es. However, there are sev- talk, walk away from the talks, but do nothing at- Under normal circumstances, these the days of plungers unclogging your toilet. tice system. eral avenues this govern- titude of the government when it comes to stand- treats would have been eaten by those living ment could take to alleviate ing up for Canada. People want a government that That may be going too far, but it’s sacrifi ces Since this tragedy, we have the burden on consumers stands up for Canada in these trade disputes. with members of CBC KD. “The CBC’s actions like these that will make driving aff ordable continued to see a shocking directly. The Bloc Québécois are purely selfi sh and creating more victims again. So join me as I spearhead this fi ght. rise in gun crime and gun recently proposed a whole When will the Prime Minister fi nally stand up and than they realize. Not only they are depriving violence right across this series of solutions including tell George Bush that Canadians have had enough Revolutions like these don’t happen by country but no action at all tax credits for low-income with his trade attacks? Canadians of world-class information and themselves, and who better to have as your from the government. Will families and for public tran- entertainment, they are depriving me of the the Prime Minister join with sit costs, and incentives for Right Hon. Paul Martin (Prime Minister, Lib.): Mr. litre. police offi cers, their families converting from oil heating. Speaker, the Canadian government has made it midnight snacks that I depend on to get me and others across the coun- very clear that NAFTA is not an agreement to be through the night,” whimpered Joel over the try in committing to manda- Instead of dithering at the ignored simply when American domestic inter- tory minimum sentences for consumer’s expense, why ests demand it. This is an international agreement rumble of hunger in his baked-good-free serious repeat and violent does the Prime Minister signed between two sovereign powers. Canada stomach. crimes? not move forward with the has won every single panel decision on the way up “I can admit that there have been some Bloc Québécois’ proposals to the extraordinary challenge decision that was Right Hon. Paul Martin (Prime that are quick and easy to given earlier this summer. We have said, and I re- positives that have come out of the CBC Minister, Lib.): Mr. Speaker, I apply? peat now in the House, that the Americans should lock-out. Amazingly, I’ve managed to lose was in Alberta for the com- live up to the agreement they signed both in spirit memoration and memori- Right Hon. Paul Martin and in letter. those pesky two kilos that I could rid with als in honour of the four (Prime Minister, Lib.): Mr. neither exercise nor low-carb diets. Most Mounties who lost their lives. Speaker, the leader of the It certainly was one of the Bloc Québécois is well watched it, it was exactly the deposited government know what I mean. That is, unless she is up same thing. receipts, the GST surplus

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Out of Thin Air Finding Salvation for Words

By Sara Arenson about knights in novels. He the reader, who is experiencing Glover used the term “Eros” published in Prairie Fire. The brushes off some old, mismatched imaginary events that are not in describing both love and poem explored the difficult ’ve been mulling over some words family armour, creates a shoddy his or her own through the writing. Eros is “the gap between subject of reconciling her image facsimile helmet, and sets off peculiar mode of a daydream I and you”, or “between the of her grandfather, whose house from Margaret Atwood: “If you to have adventures with an induced by viewing symbols world of language and the world was a place where she felt Iwant to ‘express yourself’, you can old workhorse and his sidekick on a page. Glover said that in of what language describes.” very loved as a child, with the always scream.” Sancho Panza. He intends to shifts from orality to literacy, later revelation that he was a send back tales of bravery to his people have been suspicious of “The impossibility of paedophile. Another poem was invented love Dulcinea, inspired books – he cited, for example, closing the love circuit is a about wanting to write a love Why do we write? Why by a peasant girl who is unaware Plato’s Timaeus – worried that commonplace of lyric poetry poem for her dog, phrased in the use words at all? Surrounded of his interest in her. In the they would take a person “out of and modern psychology: you hypothetical subjunctive mood, by clichés, “expert” advice, countryside he commits random himself”. have to ‘work’ at love, they tell a tentative voice that I found conformity, and dishonesty, acts of violence on innocent us, totally missing the point,” intriguing. I was captivated by words can seem hollow and bystanders and windmills. I came into the talk with said Glover. Could literature, the quietness and directness, overused. Honesty can be Others are amused by his folly, the commonly circulated I wonder, be a particularly the questioning quality, of her difficult or even dangerous, so they play along with him. image of “tilting at windmills” laborious way of trying to bridge writing. I asked Leifso about the and honesty with words is a (thinking they were giants, if I’m the gap between Self and Other, challenge of finding her own quagmire of a subject. I attended Don Quixote plays with not mistaken), and the notion between Self and World? It’s voice, especially being able to Thin Air, this year’s Winnipeg language and convention that perhaps Don Quixote was odd that we use symbols in such say things people don’t think International Writers Festival we might call post-modern, a representative of an earlier an elaborate way, and devote women – or anyone – should (Sept. 18 to 25), wondering if exploring the disconnect medieval type of thinking, trying so many resources – paper, say. I could find some salvation for between language and the world to find magical resemblances in electronics, imagination and words. or experience that it claims to a way that seems “insane” to attention – to their production “The more women claim a represent. There is a “dreamlike us moderns. Glover disagreed and reproduction. What is it voice, the more women have that Although I had never read and contingent quality” to the with this idea, suggesting instead we’re seeking? voice,” she said, “But I think the novel Don Quixote, I was book, according to Glover, that Don Quixote was living his that not only in writing, but in drawn to a lecture by Douglas which is full of translators, book own cracked version of what he I continued my search for life, it’s hard to be honest.” She Glover, the author of The burnings, references to itself and thought of as medieval life. wisdom at the launch of Juice, the also admitted that she could Enamoured Knight. On a Thursday to its author, and references to University of Winnipeg creative not read her poem about her afternoon, Glover talked to a reading and writing. The minor “He’s a crackpot knight writing journal, and at main grandfather to her own family, small but involved audience in characters are never seen doing who’s only read about knights in stage sessions at the Manitoba although it was not difficult with Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall on the their professions – they enter books,” said Glover of Quixote. Theatre For Young People. I an audience of strangers. lasting relevance of Cervantes’ the narrative as readers and “The lore of the oral life has was particularly attracted to novel 400 years after the first sometimes writers. In the second been disrupted by the book, and the voices of Brenda Leifso and She felt that an impediment volume was published. volume, published in 1615, there now all we have are bookish Diana Gordon, both of whom to honesty was “sentimentality”, are characters who have read the memories.” read their poetry. which “voids true experience and “Don Quixote is about an first volume, written ten years true emotion.” One expresses i mpossibly roma nt ic love a nd bad earlier. There is another “Don “Don Quixote is the story Brenda Leifso, the recipient emotions not because of how books,” said Glover. The hero Quixote” who steps out of the of a man so inhibited in his of the 2005 Banff Centre one really feels or because of of the book is a fifty-year-old pages of an ersatz second volume erotic life that, instead of talking Bliss Carmen poetry award, the situation, but because of gentleman, a virgin, who suffers that was published anonymously to the woman that he loves, participated in a Saturday “prescribed roles”, which she felt from “imbecility of the loins”. in 1614 and which encouraged he reinvents her as an ideal, evening session at MTYP called “clouds perspective.” He goes mad after reading books Cervantes to finish his work. imaginary, impossible sexual Poetry Bash!, where she read of chivalry day and night, and partner and revels in suffering her winning poem “If I Meet When I asked why she decides that he will be a knight, In a written universe, there for her absence.” You Again On This Old Road: writes, Leifso said, again with even though he’s only ever read is a large gap to be filled by Elegy for Grandpa” which was the simple, honest quality of The Uniter October 06, 2005

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enquiry that I had so admired all these men with golf clubs there are the images of shards Analyzing the relationship in her poetry: “It’s a search. I were yelling at her, ‘Go bear! Gordon, who graduated of glass, crushed roses, and between our emotions and don’t know what for. For me it’s Get off bear!’ And it just didn’t from the Art Institute of scattered fruit from a compote words seems like an intractable a search.” make sense to me, because of Chicago, described the that was sitting on the marble problem, but I do think that course they’re going to go to the painting as a “cruciform counter. we can find enrichment in “Do you know what you’re river, and they’re interrupting construction”. A pretty young remaining attentive to our felt searching for?” I asked. your golf game – how ridiculous woman in a black dress, held “The man with the hat was experience of literature, whether is that? Humanity is just so tightly in her corset, stands at her husband, the older male who read or spoken aloud. Words “Nooo! Does anybody?” arrogant.” the bar of the Folies Bergeres, owns the young woman,” said on a page do not constitute an facing the mirror, in which Gordon. “Throughout centuries, experience without a reader’s Leifso had just completed I asked why baby girls would we can see an audience on women are always bought willingness to accept the a series of poems about a world choose not to be born into this a balcony waiting for their cheaply, sold cheaply.” words as enchanted sounds, to where baby girls decide not to be world. entertainment. Off in the create a kind of “imagination born. She said it was about “the corner is a phantom of a Hauntingly, the poem ends trance”. Imagination fills in danger of being female, and the “Would you?” she answered. face: older, male, wearing with a question for Éduoard the space between the known danger of the world that we’re Touché. a top-hat. To Gordon, the Manet: “Did you know how male and the unknown, bridges the living in”. She spoke of a felt table is both an altar and power / consumes / us?” gap between my experience “sense of desolation” that was “I think that this whole a horizontal plank in the and another’s. In the theatre at almost impossible to articulate. series is linked with the feminine, crucifix that the woman’s I was stunned at the MTYP, watching a lone writer and the destruction of the body, at the centre of the baldness of this statement, its at the podium reading from a In my continued quest for feminine,” said Leifso, and yet, painting, completes. lack of equivocation. Gordon stack of papers glued together, an understanding of why we she adds, “the construction of told me that she was describing I often remained aware of the write, I started wondering about the feminine is the destruction Gordon felt the “female gender murder”. Her experience as a social event, images and the theory of the of the feminine.” Adding cruciform construction was next project is a play about the conventions of the festival. subconscious. Could our images another layer of complexity, she subconscious on the part of the maidens of Hiroshima and But certain words, certain – our dreams, our reveries, the added, “I don’t think that your the artist. “But everything Nagasaki, twenty-five Japanese passages, drew me in without moments of our constructed writing should be a platform for that exists, that we love, women who were brought to the effort, enclosed me in a private narratives and poetic flashes – be polemics. I think that a passion or cherish, has meanings United States by the newspaper world of beauty and wonder. a way of accessing the heart and can come through your writing beyond what the painter editor Norman Cousins after The attention I gave to this circumventing the limitations about something, but…” The ever imagined, that were World War II to undergo world, allowing myself the space of language, even though we thought remained unfinished. intended. So this is a story reconstructive surgery. The to connect to the words without use language to evoke them? that emerged out of the United States government did attempting analysis, following Instead of asking Brenda Leifso Diana Gordon, whom I sadness in her face.” not provide any funding for the the suggestions for creating for “evidence” of the danger of met at the Juice launch, was project because it did not want images, hearing the flow of the living in the world today, I asked unabashedly direct in her critique “The phantom face in to admit culpability. sounds themselves, produced an her for images that were the of sexism. She read her poem the background was always experience that isn’t reducible to most palpable for her. “The Woman in the Painting”, a big mystery to me… so I Gordon read “The Woman mere words. Abstract-seeming inspired by an Édouard Manet concocted a little story.” in the Painting” in a slow, thoughts did arise, and I’ve “When I was in Banff there work from 1881-1882 which had evocative way, identifying voiced some of them here, but was a bear there called Bear 66, been offered her as inspiration In a bold choice that with her text. I experienced even those words can’t capture and she’d just had three cubs. in Catherine Hunter’s creative Gordon read aloud bravely her conviction. I felt that she the essence of the writers’ work. And I was walking along the writing class. The first part of and sharply, the man says believed in what she was saying, river when I was there, and on the the poem was about “the actual to the woman, “Slut!” Then, and that it needed to be said. Maybe it’s time to scream other side there’s a golf course. optics of the painting”, while the without any further words, he As with Brenda Leifso, I felt her instead. And Bear 66 and her three cubs second half was what Gordon murders her. “Warm blood words came from her heart. were on the golf course. And imagined was happening. stains her gold hair” and October 06, 2005 The Uniter FEATURES EDITOR: LORI EBBITT E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 012 Features FAX: 783-7080

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By Mariana Vidric The Hydrogen Village THE VARSITY (UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO) electrical charge transport that As part of the Hydrogen predicts we will not see hydrogen- The Village consists of occurs within the fuel cell. When Village program, U of T powered personal vehicles in regular numerous hydrogen and fuel cell the hydrogen fuel is supplied, the Mississauga will be installing use any time soon. However, he ORONTO (CUP) -- Only a infrastructure hubs dispersed hydrogen reacts with oxygen to another breed of fuel cell to does speculate that we may see throughout the GTA. Ry Smith, produce electricity, water, and some provide electrical power to one cell phones fi tted with hydrogen- very small percentage of the the manager of the Hydrogen heat. Greenhouse gas emissions are of its student residences later powered batteries and houses Tenergy we produce comes Village program, said that what almost completely eliminated. this year. Solid oxide fuel cells with SOFCs within a few years. from renewable and non-polluting sets this program apart from other (SOFCs) are able to chemically It all depends on the market, he similar initiatives around the world Hydrogen hybrids convert a wide variety of fuels says. The technology is there, now sources. Gasoline and diesel fuel account is that it is end-user oriented, that it Earlier this year, Purolator with high effi ciency (they can be consumers have to be willing to give for 97 per cent of all transportation focuses on community needs. The Courier Ltd. introduced ten hybrid up to twice as effi cient as engines it a chance. fuel consumed; alternative fuels such as program aims not only to produce electric vehicles (HEV) and one currently in use) and are also Most of the reluctance to use and supply hydrogen fuel, but also hydrogen fuel cell HEV into its able to use currently available these fuels is due to the relatively propane, natural gas, and ethanol, make to raise public awareness, develop Toronto delivery fl eet. The latter fossil fuels and natural gas, thus high cost of fuel cells. As with up the rest. But things are changing. In safety codes and standards, and to uses a fuel cell, combined with reducing operating costs. An any technology, the price is higher 2002, the Ontario Legislative Committee forge links to other energy programs a battery electric propulsion additional benefi t of these fuel in order to recover the cost of concerned with conservation. system designed by Hydrogenics cells is that they produce heat development, but with the advances recommended that Ontario invest more Fuel cells are similar to Corporation. Hydrogenics is a, co- as a by-product, which can be in manufacturing technology, the in developing fuel cells and wind energy, batteries, except that while batteries founded by two U of T engineers, used for heating. Not only will cost should go down. two signifi cant areas in the alternative run down and become depleted, fuel Pierre Rivard and Joseph Cargnelli. this provide hot shower water, Another reservation consumers cells can be continually replenished The fl eet is fueled with hydrogen space heating, and power for have about the hydrogen fuels is energy fi eld. with fuel; they also provide a generated from water using power computers and TVs, it also has its perceived danger. Hydrogen is continuous supply of electric power. from the wind turbine at the environmental benefi ts. Unlike combustible and is packed in highly In a step towards more They can also be scaled down to Canadian National Exhibition. in the burning of natural gas, pressurized containers, and the fear widespread use of hydrogen power, power a cell phone, or scaled up to The HEVs are expected to no sulphur dioxides or nitrous is that fuel tank storage facilities or more than 40 organisations, power a town, without signifi cantly eliminate up to half, and the fuel oxides are produced. hydrogen tanks in cars may ignite including The City of Mississauga, changing the design. In theory, cell HEVs up to 100 per cent, of A doubtful future for or explode. Although Smith does the University of Toronto, and the market for fuel cells could be greenhouse gases currently emitted not deny that some danger exists, Ontario Power Generation, have virtually unlimited. conventionally-powered delivery hydrogen power he says it is comparable to other come together to create a Hydrogen A hydrogen fuel cell is vehicles. If the vehicles live up Although these alternative fuels currently in use. Ultimately, Village, a program designed an electrochemical device to their expectations, Purolator fuels clearly have benefi ts to the though, the rising price of oil may to accelerate development of that produces electricity from a expects to introduce more HEVs to environment and the consumer, serve to bring these technologies sustainable hydrogen technology. combined chemical reaction and their fl eet. Hydrogen Villiage’s Ry Smith ever closer to profi tability. The Uniter October 06, 2005

ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 FAX: 783-7080 Arts & Culture 013 THE VENUES OF WINNIPEG

There are so many venues in Winnipeg, each designated for it’s own art. They close down and re-open, sometimes with the same name, and sometimes under a new one. In a city as cultur- ally rich as Winnipeg we often overlook the venues that house our art. These physical structures come with their own stories, enhancing, or inhibiting, the work we do inside. Over the next few months, The Uniter will explore the venues of Winnipeg, their rich histories, and their impor- tant role in our arts and cultural communtiy. Profi le: The Gas Station Theatre

The Gas Station Theater – 2005

The Gas Station Theater – the 80’s

Erin McIntyre however, the early success did not continue with the new year. Since opening on May 31, 1983, the Gas The clashing ideologies of the different Station Theatre has remained an important board members became increasingly intense, venue for artistic expression. Its history is resulting in four of the 12 board members’ truly rags to riches, since it began its tenacious resignations within the fi rst nine months of the journey as an actual gas station, owned by theatre’s opening. Both Jackson and Podolak Imperial Oil from 1930 to 1979, until it were featured in the news criticizing the board’s was abandoned and left to the mercy of choices regarding money and direction. While time for three years. The site was bought in the direction of the theatre would change and 1982 for $450,000 by the River Osbourne evolve with different leadership in the coming Corporation in conjunction with the provincial years, the money troubles became a problem government, spear-headed by former minister which plagued the theatre for the next 22 years. of employment and immigration, our very Artistically, the theatre began as a rental own Lloyd Axworthy, and former minister of house, it produced no material, instead it cultural affairs Eugene Kostya. rented itself out to whomever wanted the Various prominent members of the local space. The theatre featured innovative, artistic community were involved, including interesting and experimental acts. Improv Prairie Theatre Exchange’s (PTE) Colin theatre started to make its way onto the scene Jackson and The Winnipeg Folk Festival’s and many of the groups, such as Theatre X Mitch Podolak, both of whom served on and Possible Nudity, called the Gas Station the board of the Osbourne Village Cultural Theatre stage home. Other mediums found Centre its fi rst year. their way to the Gas Station including The The vision was to transform the Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers, mime, as “abandoned, decrepit old garage” -- as well as children’s theatre and programming. former president of the OVCC, Sandy Altner, Manitoba Theatre for Young People was described it in a Winnipeg Sun interview based out of the Gas Station until moving to published May 30, 1983 -- into a “live, the Forks, and the theatre itself produced free vibrant part of the community.” The fi rst shows on the patio for children. Outreach play produced by the Gas Station Theatre efforts by the theatre to maintain its connection was Sandinista! performed on June 1, 1983 by to the community included free outdoor The Great Canadian Theatre Company from Ottawa. The theatre’s early days generated Continued >> considerable interest and media coverage, October 06, 2005 The Uniter ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 014 Arts & Culture FAX: 783-7080 has survived so long despite so many close Continued >> calls, Burrows responded that it is because the community shares “the heartfelt entertainment on Canada Day, free music shows belief...that sharing art is important” performed by local artists, and the art gallery and, as a result, won’t let the theatre go. located in the theatre’s lobby, which provided Artistically, the theatre has blossomed, a venue other than the Winnipeg Art Gallery taking on the Winnipeg Comedy Festival where local artists could showcase their work. as its own initiative, elevating the theatre Despite the theatre’s valiant effort to keep from rental house to self-producing. The afl oat, it fell into serious fi nancial trouble artistic vision paper written by artistic in 1991 when the provincial government director Al Rae, the fi rst artistic director cut $56,000 of funding, offering instead the ever at the theatre, stresses the artistic goal proceeds of 13 bingos. The bingos generated is to give the theatre a “personality”, as less than half of the money cut, and it looked well as the “reputation as one of Canada’s as though the theatre would have to close. In most unique, vibrant, cocky, and fearless response to the threat, the “Save Our Theatre” institutions.” campaign was launched. The theatre is producing its own work The campaign was highlighted by a for the fi rst time, with the line-up for the gala hosted by the Gas Station in which 2006 season themed “Against the Grain.” many local performers banded together in Producing their own season provides the a variety-show-type performance. One of theatre with an opportunity to create the performers was former WSO conductor subscription, another way of maintaining Bramwell Tovey, who said in a 1991 Winnipeg interest. Members will receive discounts on Free Press interview that the reason the theatre their subscription tickets, and students receive needed to stay open was because “it is one of memberships for the reduced rate of $15. the most impressive venues...in this country, Community outreach is also becoming a where experimental groups can try things priority for the new and improved Gas out at the cutting edge”. The event raised St at ion. O ut reach ha s been w idely successf u l $6000, enough to temporarily save the theatre. with veteran actor Stephen McIntyre Last year, the Gas Station Theatre’s money (“the godfather of Winnipeg improv”) troubles resurfaced. This time the theatre as community outreach co-coordinator. was in threat of being transformed into a Burrows says the plan is to meet the “needs drug store. Once again there was a huge of these 10 blocks (surrounding the theatre)” public outcry and the theatre was saved. This while going beyond the “converted choir” of time, says the OVCC’s director of marketing regular theatre goers. McIntyre commented Tremaine Burrows, it will be different. He that “it’s astounding how many people said “(The new board) is energized, skilled, within spitting distance have no idea what connected to various communities and really (the Gas Station Theatre) is…and have no passionate about turning this place into a attachment to it. We’re trying to change thriving organization.” Burrows commented that.” McIntyre’s outreach program, the that previous fi nancial diffi culty was connected fi rst of its kind in the theatre’s history, to various factors, one of which was the attempts to solve the immediate needs of the loss of support “in the middle”, meaning neighborhood through the free patio concerts the government and public interest was only just outside the theatre, designing and generated in the beginning and in times of producing workshops for local residents and crisis. in schools, and annual events such as “The The current plan is to maintain a healthy Village Christmas” hosted by the theatre in level of interest. One very successful step December. The long term goals are starting towards this goal has been the membership a youth theatre company, re-establishing drive, which will remain an on-going independent theatre in Winnipeg outside prerogative of the theatre. Last fall there of the Fringe Festival, and helping Al Rae were 70 members. Thanks mostly in part to establish a “personality” for the theatre. the membership drive hosted Sept. 8 at the Time will tell where the theatre goes from theatre, there are now 950. However, Burrows here, but its obvious tenacity, combined was quick to caution that this is “only starting”, with the community’s obvious interest and and in order to break the roller-coaster-like concern for its survival, offers much-needed cycle, there must be recognition that the hope. Twenty-two years later, the decrepit work isn’t over. When asked why the theatre garage-turned-theatre makes good. You Best Listen Up Bʼy: Joel Hynesʼ Novelʼs Gonna Change Your Life By Jon Symons the cops who think he’s responsible for half the times in his fi rst paragraph and talking And after it all, Joel Hynes fl ips Cove almost goin’ up in ashes. Haven’t heard Keith, about eyeing up women at the bar. Well, the a cigarette out of his pocket and slips nerve. Can’t change the channel now, Gran, backstage. smellin’ to high heaven of cigarettes and booze and hursday night. The b’y steps up to the cover your ears or go along with the ride. That afternoon, before all this piss, sleepin’ in the gutter and pleadin’ his love to When he fi nishes, his Benzedrine prose, bedlam, we’re sitting in Joel’s hotel room microphone, dangling aviator sunglasses Natasha in a Halifax alley after an Ulyssean journey gritty, guttural, poetic and above all alive, at The Inn at The Forks; I, sipping tea, Tfrom his collar, wearing a leather jacket sits up in the rafters and rains down onto the he, smoking cigarette after cigarette. through seedy bars and dingy neighbourhoods. that hide two tattooed arms. There are a few heads of everyone in the audience. He steps I feel like Cameron Crowe talking They’re about to. off the stage, the lights go up and the theatre music with Jimmy Page, listening to the young ones scattered throughout the theatre’s becomes the streets of Pamplona, everyone’s master explain his craft. Engrossed in mostly middle-aged crowd. They’ve heard of this in a mad dash to the book sellers table, everything he says. fella, (he wrote that book about the Newfi e kids Then, in a ‘tick’ Newfi e accent he tells heads up, women and children fi rst, gotta We talk about books, all kinds of the crowd he’s not readin’ from Down To tell your friends about this fucking book books. Books like Jack Black’s You Can’t right? Heard it was a real scorcher) but they haven’t The Dirt, simply ‘cuz he’s “sick to death of that this guy from Newfoundland wrote. It’ll Win, JT Leroy’s The Heart Is Deceitful heard him. Haven’t heard the voice of ‘hard ticket’ it.” Instead, he pulls out a few pages from change your fucking life. Above All Things and Shaughnessy Bishop- Keith Kavanagh, one of the greatest characters ever his new novel, Right Away Monday, not even The women clamour around him Stall’s Down To This. We talk about his released until the summer of ’06, and starts seeking his autograph, tell him they love book, his brilliant, unnerving, living, to arise out of the Canadian literary landscape. reading. Or rather, performing. He’s an the book, the dialect was just so great, ask breathing, riveting book. We talk about Haven’t heard how Keith tried to put that sick cat actor too, after all. There are women in the him questions about Keith and Natasha. Big out of its misery and ended up makin’ a mess out crowd who’ve come here to hear Sandra balding men shake his hand. A tall gangly Birdsell and Shani Mootoo. Now this b’y’s man in thick black glasses asks if he can buy Continued >> of it. Haven’t heard Keith laughin’ as he hides from up here saying the word “fuck” at least fi ve him a drink. The Uniter October 06, 2005 Arts & Culture 015 Continued >>

Keith, who Hynes calls “a take-charge kind and he replies in Keith-like fashion. of guy, as fucked up as he is.” “There’s always the temptation to tie We talk about the ongoing saga of up loose ends in fi ction, that I don’t care 95.9 FM CKUW CAMPUS/ Keith and Natasha. We talk about Andy. We about. And I think it added to the intrigue talk about Francey and Gerald. for sure… you’ve gotta trust that your reader COMMUNITY RADIO I read Down to the Dirt in a day and is just as smart or smarter and payin’ closer TOP 10 CD - ALBUMS a half over the summer and never had a attention than you are, right? You can never book affected me so much since the time I underestimate a reader. And I consider SEPTEMBER 23 - 29, 2005 ! = Local content * = Canadian Content *NB: RE=Re Entry NE = New Entry stayed up all night in tenth grade reading myself to be a really smart reader. 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It was about the situation and it was 11 8 Various Artists The Original Vision Folkways But Renton and Sick Boy’s Edinburgh about the violence and the world that he 7 9 *Cuff the Duke Cuff the Duke Hardwood was way over there. Keith Kavanagh lived in and that no matter what it was, no 5 10 *Sianspheric RGB Sonic Unyon lives here, lives in Canada. The Cove, matter how big or how petty a reason the old Newfoundland to be exact. Closer than man had for grabbing Keith by the throat, Edinburgh. the fact is, this is where he lives and this is “I kind of wrote this book out loud, on what he’s dealing with.” it’s feet and I guess it kind of comes from the Like Trainspotting 10 years before it, By David Streit oral tradition, a lot in the traditional sense,” Down to the Dirt is profound in its regionalism. Hynes says about the creation of Down to the The dialects. The landmarks. This book is Dirt. Newfoundland. Hynes composed the Cove “It’s a very autobiographical book. out of the communities that surround his These are stories that people got sick of me hometown of Calvert, taking towns that tellin’ and embellishin’ on and then I fi nally exist 50 kilometres apart and making them a actually wrote down these stories from my 15-minute walk away. Hynes loves where he life. About the time I nearly set Calvert on comes from, and the people of the Southern fi re, or when I got my skin off some fucking Shore love him right back. woman when I was 13, shit like that. A lot of “I still go back to Calvert. I’m living in the novel was developed through readings, St. John’s, only an hour away from where and if it didn’t really work or go over well I grew up, and that whole Southern Shore on an audience then I could do on-the-spot you know, everybody back home has read editing, stuff like that, re-work it, you know. my book, so the challenge was overcoming So that’s what I fi nd gives it that kind of lettin’ everybody into this whole life that I quality when people say it kind of jumps off had, right? But I guess when you write, if the page at you, in a sense, right? Because you’re afraid of any little story you’re about it’s more like a transcription than an actual to tell and somebody being recognized then piece of writing.” you’ll never get anything out of it.” It’s that autobiographical element that “(The book) has done good things for makes Down to the Dirt so appealing. This people from my area, Southern Shore. They guy lived through it all. He’s been in that got something to cling to. Here they can read alley with Keith, waiting for Natasha. He’s a book, and there’s nothing from my area, been in that backyard, leaning over that nothing in my dialect, and here they got a cat. book that talks about the Devil’s Kitchen or “A lot of anger was fueled into this Cape Broyle or Joey Neill’s Lookout.” book, a lot of my own personal anger and it Like he says, Hynes is far removed was a chance for me to kind of reconstruct from the world of Keith Kavanagh. Living my own personal history. I really, seriously in St. John’s with his wife and small child, needed an outlet for a lot of turmoil that I Hynes has been busy lately, working on had going on inside myself, and because I fi nishing touches for Right Away Monday had been fuckin’ up for years and it was time and a haunting novella about a murder in to straighten, put myself on another course, Calvert in 1971 entitled Say Nothing, Saw I wrote the book that everybody talks about Wood. writin’.” His wife is hard at work on a screenplay “There was a lot of the angry young for Down to the Dirt (“I was sick of it, right. man in there that was me at the time I was I don’t want to write Keith and Natasha writin’ it, but I was very far removed from anymore,” Hynes replies when I ask why he’s Keith Kavanagh and his life and his lifestyle not writing it) to be produced by Newfound when I was writin’ it.” Films, in which Hynes will play Keith. The novel took shape slowly over a Hynes has also been doing fi lm and period of three years and through various television work, spending the summer forms, before being picked up by Killick working on CBC’s Hatching, Matching and Press in 2004. It was originally a novella, Dispatching, and most importantly, adapting The Devil You Don’t Know, and became a a screenplay for his favourite novel, Kevin successful stage play that Hynes starred in. Major’s Hold Fast, a novel he positively He and his wife Sherry White gathered up gushes over. other stories Hynes had written and adapted “I’ve read fuckin’ thousands of books, them to the stage before Down to the Dirt was but this book remains my favourite book. I ever published. But there was something still read it every year around Christmas. I urging him on. remember reading it when I was about 11 “I just didn’t want to stop writin’. I still and I was sitting there, ‘Holy fuck, this guy had more in me I wanted to say, right, and sounds like I sound. He’s got my dialect.’” at some point I didn’t know if I had a book While Down to the Dirt’s target audience of short stories or what I was doing, but as might not be 11-year-olds, it’s guaranteed I went along I found ways to connect the that somewhere in Renews or Fermeuse, or chapters up. So it’s like a novel of stories, or Tors Cove, there’s a high school kid sitting up a sequential novel or something like that. with his light on in his bedroom, immersing But I really think it is a novel, it’s not a book himself in the world of Keith Kavanagh and of short stories, even though you can pluck thinking the exact same thing. out different sections, and different sections “Holy fuck. This guy sounds like I sound. have been published as short stories.” He’s got my dialect.” I ask Joel about the mystery of the book, the loose ends that are left between Keith and his parents, Natasha and Francey, October 06, 2005 The Uniter ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 016 Arts & Culture FAX: 783-7080

Not Half

Jason Khan

Alexis O’Hara Challenge Your Preconceptions

Photo by: Fabrice Croize

of Sound Aki Onda By Mike Lewis as director of Send + Receive in 2004. of Send + Receive is “the kind of organic Radford is in her seventh year with the art, what you’re looking at is artists using [interaction] that can occur between ound art is about bending, breaking, and festival and her resume includes handling sound in a different context whether it collaborating artists, or between artists press, volunteer coordinator, and being a be installation pieces, performance, radio and workshop members, or people who fl at out destroying the concept of sound. member of the programming committee. works, online works or workshops. It just meet for the fi rst time at Send + SLeave your assumptions at the door this The festival itself is about the exchange involves exploring sound as a medium in Receive.” She has witnessed fi rst-hand October as the Send + Receive Festival plugs into of sound art. Many of the performances itself, which doesn’t mean that it will tell how people who, while initially unsure of have an online element that links Winnipeg you a linear story.” what to expect, come out of the experience Winnipeg for its eighth year in a row. with the rest of the world. Contributions While that may sound intimidating changed in a positive way. from local artists such as Venetian Snares, to anyone not schooled in avant-garde, “I’ve been blown away by so many Launching on Oct. 14th and running Not Half, and Erika MacPherson are sent Deanna is quick to point out that it is simply inspiring works over the years,” says until Oct. 22nd, this year’s festival, V.8, across the world. In turn, guest artists such a “challenge of what typical expectations Deanna. Some of them “are very noisy but promises to live up to the high standard as I8U from Montreal, Bruce Mclure from are of how sound can be presented or they have drama and excitement. [They set in previous years. With acts from as far Brooklyn, and Jason Khan from Zurich considered. The inspiration comes from have] really challenged how I typically afi eld as Zurich to others from our own will bring their art to Winnipeg either any sound around you. I don’t want to listen to noise or music.” One sound artist East Kildonan, Send + Receive will once online or in person. say that sound art is anything that isn’t in particular, also this year’s sole repeat again overcome Winnipeg’s geographic So, what is sound art? Deanna a musical tune because it’s so much more artist, I8U, made a lasting impact. “She isolation and have us standing shoulder to describes it as “everything around you.” than that. It’s a really vast and dynamic puts on a really elegant performance. It’ll shoulder with the likes of Vienna, Tokyo, This can range from passing traffi c, to world that enables art to be presented in so hit you in the gut.” Indeed, many of the and New York. nature, to crowd noise. “It’s different from many different ways. It offers the audience sound artists on this year’s roster are sure Festival Coordinator Deanna Radford music in that it doesn’t necessarily have a number of different ways to consider to impress. is running the show this year, having taken the same confi nes such as notes, scales, sound in different contexts.” For more information, visit www. the spot from founder Steve Bates who left or melody,” she explains. “With sound For Deanna, the most exciting aspect sendandreceive.org The Uniter October 06, 2005

ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 FAX: 783-7080 Arts & Culture 017 TEDIOUS MINUTIAE Or: Ineffectively Detailing One’s Cultural Consumption for the Uncaring Installment #4 Required Reading: By Ben MacPhee-Sigurdson

who has some petroleum-related ched – fi Canada in Haiti Wat lm: anxieties, cannot save this movie I Heart Huckabees (2004, dir. David from falling between the cracks O. Russell) – you know, those ones in the Consumed: sofa where you fi nd popcorn “without exception, documents Schneiders “Oh Naturel!” Meatless covered in fuzz and a quarter. obtained from CIDA reveal Meatballs Director David O. Russell that organizations ideologically (Three Kings) has said some of opposed to Lavalas (Aristide’s irst off – noSopranos Huckabees was written shortly party) were the sole recipients of after the attacks on the World Canadian government funding. updates this week – take it Trade Centre, when people Civil society groups supportive Ffor granted that there is as were questioning their existence, of Lavalas simply did not receive much swearing, sex, ball-busting and etc. How is this manifested in development money.” the fi lm? Let’s see: there is one Although Lavalas is, without man-hugs as ever, OK? mention of “what happened a doubt, the most popular in New York” and Wahlberg’s political party in the country, the character is a fi refi ghter who mainstream media have followed I’ve been stuck on this insists he is “not a hero.” Some CIDA in their unwillingness week’s column and had decided actual refl ection on human to acknowledge the grassroots to watch Confessions of a Dangerous existence in the face of such a majority mobilizing around Mind (2002, dir. George Clooney) singularly traumatic event would Lavalas and demanding the because the screenplay was co- have been welcome reprieve return of Aristide. This has left written by Charlie Kaufman, from the pseudo-intellectual many Canadians who are active who has written some brilliant chatter. It’s like a Woody Allen around other issues, like resisting screenplays (Eternal Sunshine of fi lm but super, super irritating the war in Iraq, at a total loss the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Being (and no asides to the camera when it comes to understanding John Malkovich), but I noticed I – hell, even that might have been the crisis in Haiti. Heart Huckabees was on one of the redeeming). Fenton, an active member movie channels I get and opted In short, I cared not one iota of Haiti Solidarity B.C., explains for that instead. about the story, the characters, that “one thing that we have In a way I’m glad I did, as or the outcome. The score was been confronted with from day m a ny p eople I k now c a l l it “Eternal decent (written by Jon Brion, one, as activists working around Sunshine-like,” or mention that it who also did Eternal Sunshine), but the struggle in Haiti, is like this is in the same fragmented spirit the only thing that kept me from automatic wall of ‘I didn’t know’ of that fi lm, and that I would like a) turning it off and b) thinking that people put up when we it. These people are resoundingly it this was an entire waste of my talk about Haiti.” He continues, WRONG. First of all, there is a time was that I got a column out “Now we have this book... these story to Eternal Sunshine, whereas I of it where before I had none. By Dawn Paley government of Canada, in people can no longer say ‘I didn’t am still not sure about Huckabees. Interestingly, Eternal Sunshine THE PEAK (SIMON FRASER UNI- collusion with the US and know.’” It is a mystery to me - a chatty, aired on the same station VERSITY) French governments, against A Canadian public that is irritating mystery to which I do immediately following Huckabees, URNABY, B.C. (CUP) the democratically-elected well-informed about Haiti is the not care to know the answer. and the contrast between -- For a long time, I government of Haiti. The only constituency that can force First of all, Jason the two could not have been scandalous silence in the the Canadian government to Schwartzman is awful – he more evident. The former has Bthought Canada’s role mainstream media has meant end its support for the illegal barely acts, just phones in his characters of depth, and manages in world politics was more or less that the political price for occupation of Haiti. performance in a way that is to evoke mental dissolution in a benign. Although I was aware of the Canadian interventions in Haiti In the coming months, agitating. His hair and eyebrows way that makes the latter more have remained low, or as the presidential elections are are deplorable. And Jude Law farcical than was intended by colonization of Indigenous nations authors deem it, “insignifi cant.” scheduled to take place in Haiti, – either stick with the British its creators. I Heart Huckabees is and the genocide against Native “This book is meant to provide supervised by Elections Canada. accent you were born with or an intolerable fi lm, is little more peoples within what is now called the information on Haiti that Aristide, whom the people have pick someone else for the role. than a narcissistic blab-fest that the mainstream press has been already elected numerous times, At least Naomi Watts pulled it spews philosophical questions Canada, I assumed that outside our attempting to deprive people of,” remains in exile. Lavalas and off, but badly-concealed British at the viewer in the spirit of borders, Canada had little infl uence. explains Fenton, a Vancouver- his party, remain divided as to accents make actors seem cotton- projectile vomit. Now excuse me based writer and activist. whether to support or boycott mouthed, drawing attention to while I go clean myself up. The majority of the book the elections. The Canadian the fact that they are actors and ***** Not until studying explains the events that have mainstream media remain distracting the viewer from any Oh, I tried these ethically the crisis in Haiti have the taken place after the Feb. 29, mostly silent, and when they do immersion into the plot. questionable fake (read: ramifi cations of Canada’s 2004. That day US soldiers speak, it’s usually to reinforce the However, the thinly-veiled vegetarian) meatballs the other role in the domestic politics “escorted” democratically- expressed views of the Canadian accent matters little here, as day. Why ethically questionable? of other nations–through elected Jean-Bertrand Aristide government. the plot of this fi lm is entirely They’re made by Schneiders – you military intervention, out of the country, as Canadian Canada in Haiti: Waging unclear. At least Seinfeld, when know, that meat company with international “development” troops “secured” the airport War on the Poor Majority is being a show about nothing, had the crappy fake “olde fi lm reel” aid, and otherwise–have in Haiti’s capital city, Port-au- a hard-hitting, in-depth look a story. Is the point here for commercials? Anyhow, these become so clear to me. Prince. Engler and Fenton report at Haiti that penetrates the there to be “no story” or is this things are so damn good – I had A new book by Yves that since then, 500 Canadian facade of Canada’s role as a fault of the fi lm? Regardless. them “spaghetti and meatballs” Engler and Anthony Fenton soldiers joined the UN forces “peacekeepers.” It’s probably not Schwartzman’s character goes to style – but I can’t shake the image called Canada in Haiti: backing the interim Haitian going to appear on your reading an ‘existential detective’ agency, of some guy sitting at Schneiders Waging War on the Poor government, a government lists for Canadian Studies 101, and Dustin Hoffman and Lily headquarters taste-testing piles Majority is an in-depth hand-picked by the US, France, but this book should be required Tomlin (both awful caricatures of real and fake meatballs. Plus account of Canada’s role in and Canada. reading: it calls on all Canadians and equally uninteresting) then the dingbats shelve the meatballs Haiti, examining, as they put More assistance towards to better understand the actions follow him around and infect the (and other fake meat products) in it, “the relationship between the installed regime has come of the Canadian government in lives of everyone else. The line the meat section of the store, a the country that ranks from Canada in the form of the outside world. between fantasy and reality often section few vegetarians frequent. highest in the Americas on RCMP offi cers who are training Canada in Haiti: Waging dissolves, on screen – literally Oh, and they’re over $6.00. the United Nations’ Human the Haitian National Police, as War on the Poor Majority is – into little cubes or something, Send me your tedium: Development Index, Canada, well as through various non- available at the Peoples’ Co-op as the detectives babble on [email protected] and the hemisphere’s lowest governmental organizations Bookstore. The authors, Anthony and Schwartzman replies with *With thanks to Cam ranking nation, Haiti.” operating with funds from Fenton and Yves Engler, are philosophical dribble. Even Bush and Vanessa Lent for the As it turns out, this the Canadian International planning a cross-Canada book Mark Wahlberg’s marginally column’s name. relationship is complex Development Agency. tour in October. funny character Tommy Corn, and unequal, pitting the Engler and Fenton note that October 06, 2005 The Uniter Page 18 LISTINGS COORDINATOR: NICK WEIGELDT E-MAIL: [email protected] @uniter.ca PHONE: 786-9497 018 Listings FAX: 783-7080

For October 6th onwards. by the English Department. A Literary and Resource Centre will be off ering the following Cultural Studies Faculty Colloquium. Everyone free workshops for students: ON CAMPUS is welcome to attend. Oct 14th: Mavis Remier, Resume: UW English Department, “The Phenomenon of Tues., Oct. 18, 2:30 - 3:30 Room 3M58 Harry Potter”. Room 2M70. Tues., Nov. 22, 11:30 - 12:30 Room 2C15

Job Search: PUBLIC LECTURE featuring Doug Janoff , ONGOING Thurs., Oct. 20, 2:30 - 3:30 Room 3M58 Author. Sponsored by the Global College. Mon., Nov. 14, 12:30 - 1:30 Room 3M65 October 17th, 2pm-3pm in room 2M70. More THE UNITER will hold General Contrib- details to follow. uter Meetings the fi rst Monday of every month. Interview Preparation: These meetings will be for those who are in- Wed., Nov. 16, 12:30 - 1:30 Room 3M65 terested in contributing to the paper and need BROWN BAG LECTURE SERIES Thurs., Nov. 24, 2:30 - 3:30 Room 2C15 some direction, or want to write for several PRESENTS Dr. Parvin Ghorayshi, diff erent sections. It is also an opportunity to Department of Sociology. Please join the Offi ce To register, please call 786-9231 or email meet Uniter staff and other Uniter contributers. of the Vice-President (Research, International & [email protected]. Meetings are held in the Uniter offi ce, located External Aff airs) for the 3rd Annual “Brown Bag on the mezzanine level of the Bulman Centre, Lecture Series”. This event is open to the general 0RM14. Everyone is welcome to attend. public. Everyone is welcome to bring their lunch UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG DIVI- and join us for this informal gathering to high- light Dr. Ghorayshi’s research and share in her SION OF CONTINUING EDUCATION NOMINATIONS are taking place for success. Get to know her and what she’s doing! positions on the UWSA Board of Directors. Program: Arts And Cultural Management October 19th, 12:30pm-1:00pm in room 3C01. The following Directorships are currently vacant: Adaptive Services, Part Time/ Mature, Registration or Information: 982-6633 Science, Vice President Internal, and Lesbian INTERNATIONAL DRAG KINGS Gay Bisexual Transgender *. All nominees EXTRAVAGANZA (IDKE) is a four day Title: Event Management must have a 2.0 GPA to become candidates. gathering of all those interested in dragking Instructor: L. Bowering Deadline for nominations is Friday October 7 culture. The weekend hosts an academic confer- Date: Nov 8-Nov 22/2005 Crumbs and Others Perform at the at 12:30pm. Nomination forms are available Time: 3 Tuesdays, 9:00-3:00pm ence, fi lm festival, art show, numerous shows, Gas Station Theatre’s “ The Comedy in the UWSA General Offi ce 0R30. Contact as well as a brunch. Past representation include: Cost: $350.00 Chief Elections Commissioner Ben Wickström Canada, The United States, Germany, Japan, Location: 294 William Ave. Bus” Oct 15th. See Listing for Details at [email protected] for more information. Australia, Ireland and the United Kingdom. For Registration or Information: 982-6633 Press Photo The Chief Elections Commissioner’s offi ce hours the fi rst time, IDKE is being hosted outside the are posted outside of the Offi ce of the Chief United States. Winnipeg’s GenderPlay Cabaret Title: Cultural Career Management for the Elections Commissioner in room 0R24 located in is the proud host of IDKE 7. It’s an awesome Self-Employed Van Seters Quartet featuring Dan Thompson. Salle Jean-Aubrey. Tickets $10/Season pass $40 Days by Gus Van Sant, inspired by Kurt Cobain’s the Bulman Students’ Centre. and mind-blowing international gathering you Oct 7th Salle Pauline-Boutal at the Franco-Ma- and available at the Franco-Manitoban Cultural fi nal days. Oct 14th – 20th 7pm: Watermarks, an won’t want to miss! October 21st, 9am-4pm, Instructor: J. Slivinski nitoban Cultural Centre 7 :30pm. Season tickets Centre or by calling 474-6215 or 474-9310. award-winning look at a group of champion- ENGLISH LANGUAGE PARTNERS conference runs Oct 20th – 23rd. Discount Date: Nov 19-Nov 26/2005 are available for $75 adults/$50 students and ship women swimmers who belonged to the needed in the English Language program, U registration package for $75 until they are Time: 2 Saturdays, 9:00-12:30pm seniors. Individual tickets are $22.50 in advance WOMEN IN BLUES CONCERT Oct 22nd Featuring Jewish club Hakoah Vienna before the Second of W Continuing Education Massey Building, all sold out.For more information visit www. Cost: $175.00 ($25 at the door) for adults, $15 for students Ragdoll Blues, Angel Calnek and Hillbilly World War. By Yaron Zilbermann. Oct 14th – 18th 294 William Avenue. Language partners are idkewinnipeg.com. Location: 294 William Ave. and seniors. For tickets call 233-8972 or visit the Burlesque, Kathy Kennedy. Barca Club, 425 9 pm: As part of Send + Receive Festival, Touch native (or fl uent) English speaking volunteers Registration or Information: 982-6633 Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre box offi ce at McMillan. Tickets $15 and available by emailing the Sound - about pioneering Scottish solo who give ESL (English as a Second Language) 340 Provencher. [email protected]. percussionist Evelyn Glennie and her music HARRY DANIELS DISTINGUISHED th students an opportunity to practice English experiments. By Thomas Riedelsheimer. Oct 19 outside of the classroom and to learn more LECTURE SERIES: DEBRA HENRY, ANNOUNCEMENTS WORLD HOSPICE DAY VARIETY SHOW hosted DANÚ Oct 22nd West End Cultural Centre 8pm. 9p! m: -40, a unique CD/DVD project assembling about the Canadian way of life. The day and Executive Director of the Indigenous Peoples by Maggi May Robinson. Oct 8th Elim Chapel Irish traditional music. Tickets $20 in advance together Canadian electronic music artists time partners meet is decided by the student Council on Biocolonialism. October 21st. DO YOU LIKE WORKING WITH NEWCOMER (546 Portage across from the CBC). Featured at WECC and through Ticketmaster, $23 at who look at propaganda fi lms of the 1940s. and the Language partner. Time commitment The University of Winnipeg Aboriginal CHILDREN? Do you believe you can change our performers include Ron Paley, Frank Burke, the door. Winnipeg-based Venetian Snares will perform 1-2 hrs/week. A letter of reference is available Self-Governance Program would like to invite community? If you said Yes, you are invited Four On The Floor, The Maggi May Trio and the before the screening. after completion of the program. Contact students, faculty, staff , and the public to the our Programs as a volunteer! The Citizenship Elim Chapel Choir. Tickets $10 and available at GROUNDSWELL CONCERT SERIES Oct 23rd Rina Monchka, 982-1151, email r.monchka@ 2005 - 2006 Harry Daniels Distinguished Lecture Council of Manitoba Inc. International Centre McNally Robinson Booksellers. Eckhardt-Grammatte Hall, U of Winnipeg 8pm. PARK THEATRE 698 Osborne St Movie theatre, uwinnipeg.ca Series. Debra Harry is Northern Paiute, from is looking for student volunteers to help new Spotlight on Belgian pianist Daan Vandewalle. video rentals, performance space and café on Pyramid Lake, Nevada. Harry serves as the arrivals to Canada learn English and feel THE RECOVERY BENEFIT SHOW Oct 8th The $19 adults/$17 seniors/$9 students. Tickets South Osborne. Oct 6th: The Fo!ps Live at The Executive Director of the Indigenous Peoples welcome in our country. Opportunities exist Recover, Krull, Cambridge, Abbott Prison Blues, are available at McNally Robinson Booksellers Park. $4.99 at the door. If you like saxophones, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? Are you Council on Biocolonialism (IPCB), a US-based for volunteers to give their time and support to The Label Gallery, 510 Portage. Tickets $7, (Grant Park and Portage Place), by calling 943- robots, or kittens, you’ll love the Fo!ps. Oct 21st: taking even a single course through the English non-profi t organization created to assist the Centre’s Immigrant Children and Youth Pro- show at 7pm. 5770 and by emailing [email protected]. The Mel Brooks Festival. department? If you answered yes to either of Indigenous peoples in the protection of their grams including Sports Activities for Newcomer the above questions, then the English Students genetic resources, Indigenous knowledge, and Kids, Empowerment for Newcomer Kids and THE HOLD STEADY Oct 11th w/ The Paperbacks. METRIC Oct 23rd w/ The Most Serene Republic, ‘MISSION AGAINST TERROR’ Canadian Film Tour Association wants you! Speak English with cultural and human rights from the negative Newcomer Kids Welcome Program. If you’d like West End Cultural Centre 8pm. Tickets $10 in The Lovely Feathers. Ramada Marlborough 2005. ‘Mission Against Terror’ debuted at the like-minded people, consult our semi-profes- eff ects of biotechnology. Lecture runs from to help out, contact Si-il Park at 943-9158 or at advance at Into The Music, WECC and Ticketmas- Conference Centre. Tickets $20 through Ticket- 2004 Havana International Film Festival to sional paper-editors, party like a poet. The ESA 12:30pm-1:30pm in room 1L13. Please join Ms. [email protected]. ter or$12 at the door. master and Sk8. great acclaim. It documents the history and meets every Wednesday during the free period Harry following her lecture for refreshments pattern of terrorist attacks against Cuba over in 2A47, the English studies common room. in the Aboriginal Student Services Centre from WINNIPEG FREE PRESS AND WRITERS’ COL- CUFF THE DUKE Oct 12th w/ The Old Soul. The RITA CHIARELLI Oct 23rd West End Cultural Cen- the last 40-plus years, and the innocence of the Join us there or e-mail our simply amazing 1:30 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. This event is free and all LECTIVE ANNUAL NON-FICTION CONTEST In Pyramid Cabaret 8pm. Tickets $8 plus tax in tre 8pm. Tickets $17/$25 through Ticketmaster. Cuban 5, anti-terrorists unjustly incarcerated president, Susie Taylor, at [email protected] are welcome to attend. For more information, association with the Winnipeg Free Press, the advance at Kustom Kulture, Savin Daves, Into in US prisons. Meet the writers and directors for more details. contact Wendy Fontaine at 786-9305. Writers’ Collective is pleased to announce their The Music and The Pyramid. THE GROOVIE GHOULIES Oct 25th w/ The Dol- of this documentary, Roberto Ruiz and Bernie annual non-fi ction contest, with a total of $900 lyrots, The Helper Monkeys, and the Detentions. Dwyer, on October 7th at 7pm at the University JUICE, THE U OF W CREATIVE WOMEN’S HEALTH POLICY IN to be won and a newly increased fi rst prize of FEIST Oct 13th w/ Jason Collett and New Buff alo. West End Cultural Centre 8pm. Tickets $10 in of Winnipeg, Theatre B, room 4M47. Admission WRITING JOURNAL VOLUME 6 $500. All entries in this year’s contest must be Pantages Playhouse Theatre 8pm. Tickets advance through Ticketmaster, $12 at the door. by contribution to the Manitoba-Cuba Solidarity AUSTRALIA - Challenges and Successes. written on the theme of “a memorable journey.” $27.50 through Ticketmaster. Committee. For more info call 783-9380. SUBMISSIONS are due January 1, 2006 Guest Speaker: Marilyn is the Executive Director Whether it’s a trip down the aisle or across the EXCLAIM TOUR! Oct 26th w/ Luke Doucet, Fem- Juice accepts fi ction, drama, creative non-fi c- of Women’s Health Victoria, an independent continent, the journey in question is up to the THE MANITOBA ROCK SHOW Oct 14th w/ Jet bots, Shout out out out out, Whitey Houston. tion and poetry submissions from current U of women’s health promotion organization run writers. Maybe it’s a voyage of recovery - from Set Satellite and more. Le Rendez-Vous 4pm. West End Cultural Centre 8pm. Tickets $15 in W and Collegiate students and recent alumni. by women for women based in Melbourne, a serious illness, or a devastating break-up. Or Oct 15th w/ The Waking Eyes, Tin Foil Phoenix advance through Ticketmaster, $20 at the door. 10 page max for prose, 6 poem max for poetry. Australia. Women’s Health Victoria works to perhaps it’s a journey of self-discovery - moving and more. Tickets $15 each day through THEATRE & All submissions should be double-spaced, on identify and respond to the health issues of the into that fi rst apartment, or volunteering over- Ticketmaster. IZZY ASPER JAZZ PERFORMANCE SERIES Oct 26th 8 1/2 X 11 paper and must include a digital women of Victoria through a feminist perspec- seas. The contest will have no open category Double bill featuring this year’s Juno Award- PERFORMANCE copy (disk, cd, email) in MS-Word [.doc], Rich tive, based upon a social model of health. They this year. Prizes are $500 for fi rst place, $300 for NASHVILLE PUSSY Oct 14th w/ Domenica, Money winning Latin jazz stars, The Hilario Duran Trio Text [.rtf] or Plain Text [.txt] format. All pages work collaboratively with women’s health second and $100 for third. Fee is $5 for Writers’ Money, Ruff necks. The Pyramid Cabaret. Tickets and Winnipeg’s own Papa Mambo. . The Berney THE GRIND Every second Thursday at Ellice Café should be numbered and include the author’s services, women’s services, policy makers, fund- Collective members, $10 for non-members. $20 in advance at Soul Survivors, Savin Daves, Theatre, Asper Jewish Community Campus, 123 & Theatre (585 Ellice Ave) The Grind, a venue name. A separate sheet should be sent that ing bodies and individual health professionals. The deadline is Nov! ember 1, 2005. All entries Into The Music and The Pyramid. Doncaster St. Tickets for all fi ve concerts are to encourage and develop performers and includes the author’s name, student number, October 26th, 12:30pm - 1:30pm, Room 1L07. MUST be sent with an entry form, available by $130, or $30 plus taxes each at Ticketmaster, by their ideas through the presentation of scenes, th complete mailing address, phone number and This event is free and all are welcome to attend. calling (204) 786-9468, or emailing writerscol- ART & SOUL PRESENTS ‘IN STEREO’ Oct 15 calling 477-7510, or visiting www.radyjcc.com. sketches, monologues, spoken word, short fi lm, email address. Submissions can be dropped [email protected]. For more information Winnipeg Art Gallery. Every great period in time stand-up and music in front of a live audience. th off at the drop-boxes located at the UWSA VIRTUOSI CONCERTS Concerts with email or visit www.writerscollective.ca. can be captured by the music of its era. Every HALLOWEEN MASSACRE Oct 27 The Resistance, 7pm, $4 per person. Next show is Oct 20th. Info Booth, UWSA Bulman Centre Offi ce, or Commentary: Yi-Jia Susanne Hou, violin. Her important part of your life can be brought back The Recovery, Abstract, Regrets of Romance, the Writer’s Collective (5th Floor archives). Virtuosi Concerts debut performance 2 years with song. Every haircut you regretted can be Last Man Standing at the Gordon Howard Se- THEATRE PROJECTS MANITOBA present Email submissions to juice.journal@gmail. ago was hailed as “one of the most stunning traced back to a musician you thought was niors Centre (corner of Manitoba and Eveline). Mantoba-born Doug Napinak’s play ‘Coo-Coosh’. com. See submission guidelines on our website violin recitals in Winnipeg in years” (Winnipeg cool. This year, Art & Soul is stuffi ng the entire 7:30pm, tickets $5/$8($7 with a costume) and Until Oct 9th at the Contemporary Dancers Per- http://juice.uwinnipeg.ca. Free Press). Oct 29th, Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall, AROUND TOWN history of music into one small building. 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CONCERTS th EVENTS JUDAS PRIEST Oct 18 w/ Anthrax. MTS COMEDY MANITOBA THEATRE CENTRE WAREHOUSE begins Centre Tickets $59.50/$47.50/$34.50 through its 05-06 Warehouse Season on October 6th with GROUNDSWELL CONCERT SERIES WORKSHOPS AND SEMINARS TIcketmaster. THE COMEDY BUS featuring Crumbs, Ron Moore, Edward Albee’s “The Goat or, Who Is Sylvia?” begins its 15th year presenting bold, distinctive READING CULTURES SPEAKERS SERIES presented The Steve Breadstone Experience, Janet Shum, Runs to October 22nd. Subscriptions in a variety by the English Department. A Literary and experiences in contemporary music on October MARTHA WAINWRIGHT Oct 18th West End Jeff erson Sinclair, Nick’s Troubled Pile & more. MATH PROBLEM-SOLVING SEMI- th of forms are available by calling 942-6537. Cultural Studies Faculty Colloquium. Everyone 6 at 8pm at the Winnipeg Art Gallery. ‘Moment Cultural Centre 8pm. w/ Sarah Blasko and Justin Oct 15th, Gas Station Theatre. More info TBA. th NARS w/ Professor Visentin. For students in the Sun’ by Shauna Rolston, Susan Hoeppner is welcome to attend. Oct 7 : Peter Ives, UW Rutledge. Tickets $18 in advance at WECC and MANITOBA THEATRE CENTRE begins its 05-06 planning to try either of the upcoming math and Heather Schmidt. Subscriptions are $69 Politics Department, “The Politics of Culture”. through Ticketmaster. RUMOR’S COMEDY CLUB 2025 Corydon Ave Until Mainstage Season on October 12th with Regina contests or for students simply interested in adult/%59 senior/$29 student; individual Room 2M70. Oct 15th: Sugar Sammy. Oct 18th – 22nd: New Taylor’s “Crowns”. Runs to November 5th. Tickets learning some techniques for solving interest- tickets are $19/$17/$9 and available by calling th OLD SEED CD RELEASE Oct 19 West End Cultural Yorker Don Jamieson. available at 942-6537. VIRTUOSI CONCERTS Peter Vinograde, piano, ing math problems. Mondays 12:30pm-1:20pm 943-5770 or emailing [email protected]. Centre 8pm. w/ Chris Neufeld and Rachel Ries. in room 3M61. is presented performing “INTO THE FUTURE” Old Seed is also known as Chris Bjerring of The IMPROV SUPPER CLUB Mondays, Toad in the PRAIRIE THEATRE EXCHANGE begins its DJ FLEUR and MAMA CUTSWORTH, are present- - Includes works by Bach (Fantasy in a- & Partita VaGiants, The Hummers and CRUMBS fame. Hole Pub & Eatery, 8, 9, 10, 11pm. 2005-06 season with the October 12th – Oct ing the fi rst installment of the SÜGAR DANCE No. 5), Mendelssohn, Scriabin, Rachmaninoff , a STUDENT SERVICES WORKSHOP: Tickets $10 at WECC and through Ticketmaster, 30th performances of ‘Copenhagen’ by Tony PARTY SERIES at the Graffi ti Gallery 109 Higgins Canadian premiere by Alfred Fisher and a world Test-Taking. Oct 12th, 49pm-5:15pm in room $13 at the door. JACK ‘UM AND ATTACK ‘EM IMPROV featuring Award-winner Michael Frayn. Season tickets th on October 7th, a night that focuses on the premiere by Michael Matthews. October 8 Eck- 2C11. Student Services is off ering a series of Ron Moore. Tuesdays, The Park Theatre & Movie available from $85 - $130. Call 942-5483 or visit rarity of a female-driven party night. One of hardt-Gramatté Hall, 8pm. Tickets $28 adults free study skills session for all University of Win- ERIC BOGLE Veteran Australian singer/song- Café, 8pm. $4.99. www.pte.mb.ca. the few places where folks can fi nd solid dance th / $26 seniors / $16 students. Call 786-9000 or nipeg and Collegiate students. You are welcome writer Oct 20 West End Cultural Centre 8pm. music – from old FUNK and dirty DISCO, to visit www.virtuosi.mb.ca. to attend one session or all the sessions, as you Tickets $20 in advance through Ticketmaster or SEND + RECEIVE: A FESTIVAL OF SOUND HIP-HOP and ELECTRO PUNK – the evening is wish. Please sign up by contacting k.tarr@uwin- at WECC, $23 at the door. Presented by Video Pool and CKUW. 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For more & students from the University of Manitoba Jazz CINEMATHEQUE 100 Arthur St Oct 7th-13th: Sun- senses and memories to create new hybrid CAREER RESOURCE CENTRE the door or $4 with donation of a non-perish- info call the alumni offi ce at 786-9134. program, with guests from around the world! set Story 7pm: Sunset Story by Laura Grabbert environments to explore. Film and video series able food item. October 20th The University of Manitoba Jazz Or- Need some help with your resume? Wondering shows it is possible to grow old with dignity, at Cinematheque, Art installations at Video Pool READING CULTURES SPEAKERS SERIES presented chestra, with trumpeter Byron Stripling, 8pm in grace and humour. Oct 7th – 13th 9pm: Last and Ace Art Inc, Workshops and Radio Series on how to mine the hidden job market? The Career CANADIAN JAZZ CONCERT SERIES presents Tom The Uniter October 06, 2005

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GALLERY 1C03 Centennial Hall, University of Oct 8th: Works of Lee Clairmont and Noko- Winnipeg 515 Portage Ave 786-9253 Mon-Fri mis. Oct 27th – Nov 12th: Maxine Noel. 12-4, Sat 1-4. Non-profi t public gallery provid- ing everyone opportunities to learn about WINNIPEG ART GALLERY 300 Memorial visual art. Blvd 786-6641 Until Jan 2006: Landmarks, Beavers, and Maple Leaves: The Canadi- GALLERY LACOSSE 169 Lilac St 284-0726 Tues-Fri ana Ceramic Collection at The Winnipeg 10-6, Sat 10-5. Oct 14th-26th: ‘Wolseley Tales, Re- Art Gallery. Until Dec 11th: Back/Flash an membering Mrs Liption’ by Karen Johannsson. examination of Aboriginal media art from a First Nations perspective. Until Jan 8th: GALLERY ONE ONE ONE Main Floor Fitzgerald Bug City: Insects are playing an increas- Building, School of Art U of Manitoba 474-9322 ingly important role in contemporary art. The U of M’s Distinguished Visiting Lecturer This exhibition explores themes of civic Vibeke Sorensen’s installation, entitled ‘Sanctu- identity, technological innovations from ary’ will be hosted by Gallery One One One from computer programs to robotics, and peril- Oct 17th – Oct 28th. ous change in a world of intermingling species and machines. Until Mar 5th: GRAFFITI GALLERY 109 Higgins Ave 667-9960 Selected Works 1980-2004 of Nancy A not-for-profi t community youth art center, Edell, including rug-hooking, paintings using art as a tool for community, social, and prints. economic and individual growth. ADVERTISE YOUR KEN SEGAL GALLERY 4-433 River Ave 477-4527 Tues-Fri 10-6, Sat 10-5. Showcase of original contemporary art. BARS, CAFES & LOCAL BUSINESS LA GALERIE at the FRANCO-MANITOBAN CUL- VENUES HERE TURAL CENTRE 340 Provencher Blvd 233-8972 Mon-Fri 8am-10pm, Sat-Sun 12pm-10pm. Oct ACADEMY BAR & EATERY 414 Academy Rd th th Brooklyn’s The Hold Steady perform 6 – Nov 20 : ‘The Shield’ - An exhibition of Sundays: Tim Butler Jam night. Mondays: paintings and poetry inspired by many canoe Open mic. First Tuesday of the month: LSAT, MCAT, GMAT, GRE with Local Fav’s The Paperbacks Oct. trips on the lakes and rivers of the Canadien Speaking Crow poetry night. Oct 8th: Roger PREPARATION SEMINARS. COMPLETE 30 HOUR 11th at the WECC Shield in Manitoba. Featuring work by David Dean Young with Keri Latimer. Oct 12th: SEMINARS. PROVEN TEST TAKING STRATEGIES. Press Photo MacNair, Dave Maddocks, Barry Bonham, James Karaoke. Oct 14th: Manitoba Songwriters’ PERSONALIZED PROFESSIONAL INSTRUCTION. th Alexander. Opening reception Oct 6 , 8pm. th Circle. Oct 15 : Karma. COMPREHENSIVE STUDY MATERIALS. SIMULATED PRACTICE EXAMS. FREE REPEAT POLICY. PERSONALIZED CKUW and UMFM. Performances include: Oct conduction November 9th at Westminster help identify questions about the universal LABEL GALLERY 510 Portage Ave 772-5165 th BELLA VISTA 53 Maryland St Wednesdays: TUTORING AVAILABLE. THOUSANDS OF SATISFIED 14 w/ Bruce McClure, Christian Bok and Alexis United Church, 745 Westminster Ave 7:30pm. experience to discern purpose, meaning and Tues-Sat 12-5. Currently: BUGS, featuring 18 Scott Nolan. STUDENTS. 1.800.779.1779. WWW. O’Hara, 9pm. West End Cultural Centre. Tickets Tickets $23 for adults, $21 for seniors and $7 for vocation as well as insight into the struggle artists with major gallery experience, all of $12 plus tax at Into The Music, Cinematheque OXFORDSEMINARS.COM. students, plus GST. Call MCO at 783-7377 or pick between good and evil. A discussion around the whom have worked as tree planters in Canada’s BILLABONG AUSTRALIAN BAR & BISTRO and Mondragon. Oct 15th w/ Christian Bok, Two up tickets at McNally Robinson or Ticketmaster.. role that fi lms can and do play within culture, northern forests. D-121 Osborne St. First Monday of the Rocks of Stone, Ghislain Poirier, 9pm. Graffi ti EACH NGLISH VERSEAS and its connection as religious experience. month: Open Mic T E O . Gallery. Tickets $4.99. Oct 20th w/ Aki Onda, THE LION AND THE ROSE GALLERY 2nd Floor 70 E.S.L. TEACHER TRAINING CERTIFICATION COURSES. 5:30-9:30pm at Urban Shaman. Free Admis- STORY TELLING/STORY THEATRE at Bread & Albert St 452-5350 Mon-Fri 11-5. Until Oct COLLECTIVE CABARET 108 Osborne St INTENSIVE 60 HOUR PROGRAM. CLASSROOM sion. Oct 20th: Parallex – outdoor cinematic th LITERARY Circuses 238 Lilac St. Audience participation 15 Coinciding with the UN’s International Thursdays: ‘80s and ‘90s Night. Oct 7th: MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES. DETAILED LESSON performance and projection, 9:45pm-10:45pm. in creating characters, fi nding costumes and Day of Peace, The Lion and The Rose Gallery Katelyn, Out of Options, 3 Day Binge, PLANNING. INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED TEACHING At 103 Princess St Garage/Loading Dock. Free McNALLY ROBINSON BOOKSELLERS (GRANT getting involved in the action. 6:30pm Friday is re-opening its doors with “The Compass of CERTIFICATE. JOB GUARANTEE INCLUDED. THOUSANDS st The Knockarounds, and guests. 10pm, admiss! ion. Oct 21 Silent Music, Secret Noise th PARK) Oct 6th: Winnipeg-based writer David evenings. Next evening: Oct 14 . Perpetual Peace” exhibition, “peace” as defi ned $4.99. Oct 14th: Shattered Realm (New OF SATISFIED STUDENTS. 1.800.779.1779. w/ not half, I8U, Jason Kahn at Urban Shaman Bergen launches The Time In Between. 8pm. by gallery artists. Jersey), Hollow Ground, E-Town Beatdown WWW.OXFORDSEMINARS.COM. 9pm. Tickets $10. Oct 22nd: Electric Connections: Oct 7th: Kathy Buckworth presents The Secret WINNIPEG FREE PRESS AND WRITERS’ COLLEC- (Edmonton) and more, 9:30. Tix $10. Oct Art + Science at 9pm. Tickets $8. Life of SuperMom: How the Woman Who Does TIVE ANNUAL NON-FICTION CONTEST In associa- MANITOBA CRAFTS COUNCIL EXHIBITION 15th: 11 Minutes Away, Lives Of Many, It All Does It! 7pm. Oct 11th: Jane Urquhart tion with the Winnipeg Free Press, the Writers’ GALLERY 214 McDermot Ave 487-6114 Tues-Fri First Time Since, Dolphin Striker. Oct 19th: THE RISE AND FALL OF BLOODY REDEMPTION by th will read and autograph her early-anticipated Collective is pleased to announce their annual 11-5, Sat 11-4 Until Nov 4 : Kathryne Koop, controller.controller w/ Sylvie, Magenta Jason Neufeld. Fanaticism is a major issue in new novel A Map of Glass at 7:30pm. Oct 12th: non-fi ction contest, with a total of $900 to be ceramic artist. Lane. Oct 21st: National Monument w/ religion and politics in the early years of the 21st Terry McLeod of CBC Radio Winnipeg will won and a newly increased fi rst prize of $500. ll guests. Oct 22nd: The Downfall, Nikola century. Crescent Fort Rouge United Church will moderate a discussion of Malcolm Gladwell’s entries in this year’s contest must be written on MARTHA STREET STUDIO 11 Martha St 772-6253 Tesla, The Archer and the Eagle (Kelowna), tackle that issue in an event open to the public Blink. Discussion leaders will be Cliff Eyland of the theme of “a memorable journey.” Whether Mon-Fri 10-5. Showcasing the fi ne art of Far From Ruin (Regina), 10pm. Tix $4.99. on Friday, October 21st, 2005 at 7:30pm when the U of Manitoba’s School of Art, and Jason it’s a trip down the aisle or across the continent, printmaking. Oct 26th: Tangiers, The Deadly Snakes, Jason Neufeld will perform his hit 2005 Fringe Leboe, faculty member of the U of Manitoba’s the journey in question is up to the writers. The Hestons. Festival play. The Play will be followed by a dis- psychology department. Audience participation Maybe it’s a voyage of recovery - from a serious MEDEA GALLERY 132 Osborne St 453-1115 cussion with Neufeld led by panelists spiritual th encouraged, 7:30pm. Oct 12th: Dave Carpenter illness, or a devastating break-up. Or perhaps Mon-Sat 10:30-5, Sun 1-4. Until Oct 15 : ‘Made DIE MASCHINE 108 Osborne St Thursdays: counselor and columnist, Karen Toole; political launches his murder mystery Luck: A Bill Smata it’s a journey of self-discovery - moving into in Manitoba’ – watercolours of rural Manitoba ‘80s and ‘90s Night. Fridays: Goth/In- scientist and columnist, William Neville; and th th Story! 0 at 8pm. Oct 13th: Katherine Inkster that fi rst apartment, or volunteering overseas. by Gerry Hamilton. Oct 16 – Oct 29 : Mable dustrial. Saturdays: WinnipegJungle. church minister, Barb Janes. The audience will launches her book for young children entitled The contest will have no open category this Huber. con presents the fi ner sounds of Drum & also have opportunity to participate in the dis- Mo & Jo, 7pm. Oct 13th: John Enns launches year. Prizes are $500 for fi rst place, $300 for Bass/Jungle and Breakbeat Music every cussion. Tickets $10/$5 students and available rd The Way It Was: Images From My Boyhood at second and $100 for third. Fee is $5 for Writers’ OUTWORKS GALLERY 3 Floor 290 McDermot Saturday night. DJs Dexx, Krisco, Gumby at at McNally Robinson Booksellers, Grant Park 8pm. Oct 14th: James Heneghan & Bruce McBay Collective members, $10 for non-members. The Ave 949-0274 Artist-run studio and exhibition and guests. On the 2nd Floor. or at the church by calling. 475-6011 or email will autograph their award-winnineg novel deadline is November 1, 2005. All entries MUST space in the Exchange. [email protected]. for teens Waiting For Sarah at 7pm. Oct 15th: be sent with an entry form, available by calling DYLAN O’CONNOR IRISH PUB 2609 Portage A special story-time & autographing of Judy (204) 786-9468, or emailing writerscollect! PLATFORM (CENTRE FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC AND Ave Mondays: Open mic night w/ The St. JOLENE BAILIE, CUPPA-JO SOLO DANCE October Everson’s Chippy’s Adventures: The Curious Little [email protected]. For more information email DIGITAL ARTS) 121-100 Arthur St 942-8183 John’s Jammers. Tuesdays: Patrick Alexan- 23rd Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers’ Studio th Squirrel, a book for young children, 11am. or visit www.writerscollective.ca Tues-Sat 12-5. Until Oct 29 : Thomas dre. Wednesdays: Guity Pleasures. Oct 7th: Theatre 4pm. One Performance only! Featuring Kneubühler presents ‘offi ce 2000’ an exhibition Dust Rhinos. Oct 8th: The Wind-Ups. Oct the premiere of Climbing to the Moon by Bill RANDOM ACTS OF POETRY Former U of W stu- of large-scale colour photographs depicts the 13th: Lee Filbert. Oct 14th: Todd Hunter. Oct Evans and works by Marie-Josee Chartier, dent and current Manitoba Representative for usually inaccessible offi ce building interiors lit 15th: Saucermen. Oct 20th: Jenn Jozwiak. Joe Laughlin and Jolene Bailie. Tickets $10 in the League of Canadian Poets Gloe Cormie will up at night while the business remains quiet. Oct 21st: After All These Years. Oct 22nd: advance at 293-4656, $15 at the door. GALLERIES & be reading her poems to various people in Win- Steeple Chaser. Oct 27th: Sean MacDonald. nipeg for the Random Acts of Poetry Week from EXHIBITIONS PLUG-IN ICA 286 McDermot Ave 942-1043 Until Oct 28th-29th: Paper Moon, Maynards. THE WINNIPEG SINGERS begins its 32nd season October 3rd-9th, 2005. In this second year of the Oct 22nd: ‘Matrix XII’ by Erwin Redl. Conversa- with the concert A Feast of Motets on Sunday, tions in ‘Matrix VII’ with Eduardo Aquino Oct annual event, 27 poets from across Canada and ACE ART INC. 290 McDermot St 944-9763 FINN’S PUB 210-25 Forks Market Rd October 23rd at St. Alphonsus Church, Munroe 1st, 2pm. 10 poets from the UK and Ireland will go into Tues-Sat 12-5. Oct 7th- 21st: Wobblies: A Graphic Johnson Terminal Wednesdays: Open Mic at Brazier. Featured composers include William their cities, poetry books in hand, and read to History of the Industrial Workers of the World w/ Guy Abraham. Byrd, J.S. Bach, Anton Bruckner, Healey Willan, GALLERY 2nd Floor 55 Arthur St 942- people randomly on city streets and buses, in curated by Paul Buhle & Nicole Schulman. Maurice Durufl e and Charles Stanford. Tickets: 1618 Tues-Sat 10-4. Until December 3rd in Gal- schools, universities, parks, cafés, pubs, and Oct 14th: Send + Receive Festival Opening FRANCO-MANITOBAN CULTURAL CENTRE Adults $23, Seniors $20, Students $8. Available lery One: TEN, a celebration of SITE GALLERY’S many other public places. You too may be one of Reception. Oct 14th-Nov 12th: As part of the 340 Provencher Blvd Mardi Jazz, Tuesdays at McNally Robinson and at the door. Subscribe tenth year in Winnipeg. Featuring works by nd the lucky people to be ‘poemed’! Send + Receive Festival, Between Sounds and in Salle Antoine Gaborieau (2 Floor) to our four concert season for as little as $25.00! Wanda Koop, Aganetha Dick, Tom Lovatt, Don Abstractions by artists Catherine Bechard and at 8:30pm. Free admission. Upcoming Call 989-6030(1) for more information. Reichert, Diane Whitehouse, Diana Thorney- th th SPEAKING CROW OPEN-MIC POETRY First Sabin Hudon. Artist talk on Oct 15th at 2pm. Oct shows: Oct 11 : Laurent Roy. Oct 18 : Lau- croft. Opening Oct 7th will be a showcase of new Tuesday of the month at Academy Bar & Eatery. 14th – 22nd: As part of Send + Receive Festival, rent Roy and the University of Manitoba. SARASVATI PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS FEMFEST st prints and paintings by Ewa Tarsia and Milos 8pm. Free admission. Next date: Nov 1 . Glengarry Block Stairwell by Jason Kahn. 2005 Oct 21st – Oct 30th Colin Jackson Studio th Millidrang. Opening reception is on Oct 7 from GIO’S 155 Smith St Mondays: Student Theatre at Prairie Theatre Exchange, 3rd Floor 7pm-9:30pm. AQUA BOOKS 89 Princess St The Stone Soup Sto- THE ANNEX GALLERY 2nd Floor 62 Albert St 284- Night. Wednesdays: Karaoke. Thursdays: Portage Place. Celebrating Women Theatre rytellers’ Group, veteran Winnipeg storytellers, 0673 Tues-Sat 12-5. Contemporary art. Retro Thursday. Fridays: DJ daNNo. 1st Artists. Tickets for single shows are $8 ($15 for meet for storytelling on Saturdays at 7:30pm. URBAN SHAMAN 203-290 McDermot Ave 942- Saturday of each month: Womyn’s Night. ‘Confessions of an Indian/Cowboy’), $20 for th 2674 Until Oct 14th: mixed-media artist Connie All are welcome. Next group meeting is Oct 8 . ART CITY 616 Broadway Ave 775-9856 Mon 5-8 2nd Saturday of each month: live lounge three shows, $40 for a Premium Pass and $50 Watts of Vancouver Island. Aqua Books Conversation Series, in conjunction ,Tues-Fri 4-8, Sat 12-4. Featuring high quality music. 2nd Sunday each month: Prime for the entire festival. Workshops, Panels and with St. Benedict’s Table, is pleased to present a artistic programming for kids and adults. Pages book club, 5pm. Oct 15th: Mr and Readings admission is by donation. For tickets monthly conversation series dealing with issues VIDEO POOL MEDIA ARTS CENTRE 300-100 Miss Gio’s Presents… Oct 23rd: Suss. and more information call 586-2236 or check nd Arthur St 949-9134 Contemporary media art. As of faith, life, theology and pop culture. Oct 22 CREAM GALLERY 944 Portage Ave 957-7367 out www.prairie.ca/~sarasvati. 8pm: “Movie Going as Religious Experience”- rd part of Send + Receive Festival, 22:30 by Erika HEMP ROCK CAFÉ 302 Notre Dame Ave Tues-Fri 10-5, Sat 11-5. Until Oct 23 : ‘Three th nd MacPherson. From Oct 14 – 22 . th John Berard, Assistant Professor, Booth College. Way’ featuring Cliff Eyland, Craig Love, Krisjanis Oct 7 : Brat Attack, Angel Lust, TNF, The MANITOBA CHAMBER ORCHESTRA Presents What do fi lms do to people? What do people do Kaktins-Gorsline. Splits, The Shiats. Daniel Taylor, Countertenor with Robert King to fi lms? From Star Wars to Spiderman, fi lms WAH-SA GALLERY 302 Fort St 942-5121 Until October 06, 2005 The Uniter LISTINGS COORDINATOR: NICK WEIGELDT E-MAIL: [email protected] @uniter.ca PHONE: 786-9497 020 Listings FAX: 783-7080

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HOOLIGAN’S NEIGHBOURHOOD PUB 61 about recommendations to save this ailing ence, strength and hope. For more info, This program is designed to provide supple- documentation is still outstanding, update your Sherbrook St Mondays, Tuesdays, Fridays: Lake, and explore plans for a comprehensive contact Alcoholics Anonymous Central mentary fi nancial assistance through part-time address information and much more on line? Karaoke. Wednesdays: The Perpetrators. Oct management strategy that seeks to preserve Offi ce at 942-0126. campus employment to students at the Go to MySAO to log into your existing account. 15th: Canadian Grass Records, Funk DuBois, the Lake for generations to come. And fi nd University of Winnipeg. To be eligible for the Scroll down to reach a link to the Manitoba Trouveres, Philly and the Blunts. out how you can participate in the endeavour RESOLVE MANITOBA will be hosting a Re- AWARDS & Work-Study program you must, Student Aid website. to save Lake Winnipeg, our inland sea. Guest search Day at the University of Manitoba a) be registered as a full-time student in a INN AT THE FORKS – THE CURRENT LOUNGE 1 Speakers will be Al Kristoff erson, Lyle Lockhart, on November 18th. The Research Day will FINANCIAL AID: degree program at the University of Winnipeg DID YOU KNOW.... Manitoba Student Aid staff Forks Market Road Thursdays-Saturdays: Jazz Greg McCullough and Robert T. Kristjanson. showcase and celebrate a variety of inno- in the 2005/2006 academic year. is on campus regularly on Fridays 1 - 4p.m. To concerts. October 7th, 2:30pm - 4:30pm, 217 Wallace vative programs and research projects that b) have completed successfully 30 credit hours. meet with them, you need to set up an appoint- Bldg at the University of Manitoba. Everyone address the issue of violence and abuse INFORMATION c) be on regular status at the University of ment time. Come to student services and book KING’S HEAD PUB 100 King St Sundays: All The welcome, free admission. and suggest better forms of prevention Winnipeg. an appointment, or phone Tanis at 786-9984 to King’s Men. Wednesdays: Jazz Night. Oct 7th: The and intervention. Therefore, we welcome UPDATED d) receive a government student loan of at least book an appointment by phone. Farrell Brothers, 10pm. Oct 8th: The Rowdymen, FACE THE FACES: TRAGEDY IN NORTHERN community organizations and researchers $1000 for 2005/2006 as a result of fi nancial 10pm. Oct 14th-15th: Set In Stone. UGANDA This event intends to raise public to share their innovative approaches need, or obtain a student line of credit for awareness about the desperate situation in and/or initiatives. For more information, WEEKLY 2005/2006 of at least $1000 from a banking The Awards and Financial Aid staff at the McNALLY ROBINSON BOOKSELLERS – PRAIRIE Northern Uganda. Proceeds will go to Men- contact RESOLVE Manitoba at resolve@ institution. Documentation of fi nancial need University of Winnipeg will continue to keep INK RESTAURANT: Portage Place Oct 7th: Folk nonite Central Committee projects helping umanitoba.ca or call 474-8965. RHODES SCHOLARSHIPS FOR 2006: will be required. you informed of available awards, scholarships music with Those Two Guys, 6:30pm. Grant Ugandans deal with the impact of war and These scholarships are tenable at the University On October 3rd, you will be able to pick up and bursary opportunities. Please direct your Park: Oct 7th: Classical jazz with T-3, 7pm. Oct HIV/AIDS. Keynote Speaker: STEPHEN LEWIS, of Oxford, England. They are granted for two applications and job descriptions in Student questions regarding awards and scholarships to 8th: Jazz Espanol Duo Philippe Meurier, 8pm. Oct UN Special Envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa. Topic: years with a possibility of a third year. Scholars Services, located on the main fl oor of Graham Tanis Kolisnyk. [email protected] 14th: Jazz with the Robin Dalloo Trio, 8pm. Oct “Giving Hope to Children Aff ected by the 20 Year are required to go to Oxford in October 2006. Hall. of family violence. The research must meet 15th: The Bob Watts Trio, 8pm. Oct 21st: Jazz with Civil War & HIV/AIDS”. October 8th, Cocktails ANNOUNCEMENTS & Three of the eleven scholarships will be given Deadline: October 19th - return completed the criteria for sponsorship and affi liation Martha Brooks, 8pm. at 6pm (cash bar), Dinner at 7pm, Winnipeg to Western Region Canadians. You must be a applications to Awards & Financial Aid Dept. by RESOLVE and a copy of the fi nal research Convention Centre. Tickets: $75.00 (with a OPPORTUNITIES Canadian citizen or person domiciled in Canada, Student Services. report or thesis must be fi led with RESOLVE. OSBORNE FREEHOUSE 437 Osborne St Mondays: $25.00 charitable donation receipt). Tickets born between Oct 2 1981 and Oct 1 1987, Application forms are available through and have received an undergraduate degree Jazz Hang Nights with Steve & Anna Lisa Kirby are available from the Mennonite Central Com- CALL FOR ARTISTS!!! 6th Annual Art From LORRAINE LATREMOUILLE FELLOWSHIP: Research Services, in the Offi ce of the before taking up this scholarship. Applications and various other artists. mittee (Ph. 261-6381), the Ugandan-Canadian The Heart seeks artists to participate Applications for this fellowship are invited from Vice-President (Research, Graduate Studies available by contacting the Provincial Secretary Association (948-4276), the CUPE-MB Global in a one-of-a-kind art show featuring University of Winnipeg students who will be and International Studies), 4CM02, Library of The Rhodes Scholarship Trust, Hedley Auld at PYRAMID CABARET 176 Fort St Thursdays: The Justice Committee (Ph. 889-1534) and St. Bart’s creative, low-income Winnipeg artisans. registered in an undergraduate degree program Mezzanine. 204-934-7354 or email [email protected] We Mod Club w/ DJ Sean Allum and the Invisible Social Justice Committee (981-0953). If you identify as a low-income artist, and during the 2005 - 2006 academic year and who Deadline date: November 1 2005. th also have a few applications available in the Man, doors at 8pm. Oct 7 : Dreadnaut, Hurting wish to contribute up to 3 pieces, contact will be conducting research in the area of family th University of Winnipeg Awards Department. Unit, Annelid. Oct 9 : The Monty Yanks. Oct WORLD WOMEN’S SOCIAL FORUM Global Day of Danielle Mondor @ 297-6157 or visit www. violence. The research must meet the criteria 12th: Cuff The Duke, The Old Soul. See Concerts Action. Celebrating 30 Years of UN Conferences Deadline: October 14 2004. for sponsorship and affi liation by RESOLVE and a theartistscircle.com. Artwork in a variety Mr. & Mrs. ONG Hoo Hong Memorial Bursary in for more details. Oct 14th: Nashville Pussy and on Women and Looking Forward. Global Day of copy of the fi nal research report or thesis must of mediums accepted. Artists keep 100% Religious Studies: th BRIDGET WALSH SCHOLARSHIP FOR SINGLE guests. See Concerts for more details. Oct 15 : Action against Poverty, Violence and a Call for of the sales, no fees. Application deadline be fi led with RESOLVE. th PARENT IRISH WOMEN: Established in 2003 by Gim Ong, this bursary Mood Ruff CD Party. Oct 24 : Aborted, Cephalic Peace. Entertainment, displays and informa- is October 15th, 2005. The exhibit will take Application forms are available through The Bridget Walsh scholarship is on the basis of fund will provide help to students who meet Carnage, Cryptopsy, Suff ocation, With Passion. tion. October 17th, 11am - 2pm at The Forks place at Magnus Eliason Rec Centre, 430 Research Services, in the Offi ce of the th academic merit or promise as well as fi nancial the following criteria. Oct 28 : Moses Mayes. (under the canopy). For more information, Langside St on November 18th & 19th, 2005. Vice-President (Research, Graduate Studies please contact Stella LeJohn at 489-3531. need. It is awarded to low-income, single-par- and International Studies), 4CM02, Library 1) a student whose GPA is a minimum of 2.5 ent Irish women in Canada who wish to pursue 2) a student who is facing unique fi nancial REGAL BEAGLE 331 Smith St Tuesdays: Hatfi eld BECOME A MENTOR at the Immigrant Mezzanine. th their education at university or college levels. hardships, such as students with dependents McCoy. Wednesdays: Open Mic Nights. Oct 12 : RECONSIDERING WOMEN, RECONSIDERING EM- Women’s Association of Manitoba. Being a Deadline date: November 1 2005. Scholarship values vary from year to year de- or students with a disability. Katelyn Sawatzky PIRE, RECONSIDERING CANADA Guest Speaker: Mentor will entail speaking to a variety of pending on royalties. Contact: Mary Broderick, 3) a student who is enrolled in a University of Dr. Adele Perry, Canada Research Chair in audiences on how being a fi rst or second- Mr.& Mrs. ONG HOO HONG MEMORIAL BURSARY Chairperson, Bridget Walsh Scholarship, 205 Winnipeg biblical studies course during the ROYAL ALBERT ARMS 48 Albert St Mondays: Western Canadian Social History. October 17th, generation immigrant has impacted your IN RELIGIOUS STUDIES: Mountainview Road North, Georgetown, ON, 2005-2006 academic year. Karaoke. Saturday Afternoons: Blues Jam, 2:45pm in room 409, Tier Building, University of life, along with your personal challenges Established in 2003 by Gim Ong, this bursary th L7G 4T8, Tel: (416) 873-0873. 4) a student who has documented fi nancial 4-7. Oct 6 : Better Swimmers Present: You Say Manitoba. Everyone welcome free admission. and choices. Advantages of being an IWAM fund will provide help to students who meet th Deadline: October 15 2005 need; CSL/MSL or a Student Line of Credit. Party! We Say Die! 9pm. Oct 18 : The Black Mentor include receiving a generous hono- the following criteria. Proof is required. Halos, Illumunati, tba, 8pm. HOSTELLING INTERNATIONAL EVENTS Hostelling rarium, learning new skills, making new 1) a student whose GPA is a minimum of 2.5 DENNIS LYSTER LEADERSHIP BURSARY: Applications are available in the Awards and 101 Seminars First Thursday of the month at contacts and meeting interesting people. 2) a student who is facing unique fi nancial This bursary will provide a maximum of $5000 Financial Aid offi ce, located on the fi rst fl oor SHANNON’S IRISH PUB 175 Carlton St Thursdays: Mountain Equipment Co-op, third Thursday of Please call the Immigrant Women’s As- hardships, such as students with dependents or th to promote the development of leadership of Graham Hall. The value of the bursary is Irish Stew w/ DJ Co-Op. Oct 7 : The Blair the month at McNally Robinson Booksellers, sociation of Manitoba’s offi ce at 989-5800 students with a disability. th th th within co-operatives and credit unions. This variable, but normally up to $1000.00. Hordeski Sandwich. Oct 8 : Quinzy. Oct 12 : CD Portage Place. Next session is on October 20 or email [email protected]. 3) a student who is enrolled in a University of th th bursary is intended to encourage, help and Release Party for Greg Gardner. Oct 14 -15 : at 7pm. Hostelling International presents Winnipeg biblical studies course during the st nd th assist students or employees of credit unions or Sled Dogs. Oct 21 : Sled Dogs. Oct 22 : Dust monthly “Travel Nights”: Oct 13 : ‘Cycling The VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY Manitoba Art- 2005-2006 academic year. th th co-operatives to undertake studies, which will Rhinos. Oct 28 -29 : Velvet Lounge. Alps’. Sport Manitoba Building, 200 Main Street ists in Healthcare is looking for musicians 4) a student who has documented fi nancial Anthony J. Besarabowicz Bursary: 7:30pm – 9pm. contribute to the development of co-operatives need; CSL/MSL or a Student Line of Credit. Proof willing to volunteer to play in hospitals. This annual award of $1000 will be awarded TIMES CHANGE(D) HIGH AND LONESOME CLUB and credit unions in Canada and elsewhere. is required. For details please call Shirley Grierson at to a certifi ed teacher who has taught for Main St @ St. Mary Ave Sundays 9:30pm: Jam PUBLIC LECTURE IN BIO-COLONIALISM Guest Applicants for the bursary will be assessed on Applications are available in the Awards and 475-8085 at least one year and who registers at the with Big Dave McLean. Oct 7th: The Jakebrakes, Speaker: Debra Harry serves as the Executive the following criteria: Financial Aid offi ce, located on the fi rst fl oor between the hours of noon and 6p.m. University of Winnipeg in a degree, diploma 10pm. Oct 8th: Agnostic Mountain Gospel Choir Director of the Indigenous Peoples Council on 1) be a member of a credit union or co-opera- of Graham Hall. The value of the bursary is th tive. or certifi cate program leading to further and The D-Rangers, 10pm. Oct 14 : Kent McAl- Biocolonialism (IPCB), a US-based non-profi t or- FRONTIER COLLEGE There are one-hundred variable, but normally up to $1000.00. 2) be a student with co-operative leadership qualifi cations, not necessarily in the fi eld of lister, Matt Allen. ganization created to assist Indigenous peoples and sixty-eight hours in a week. We potential. education. The applicant must be planning to in the protection of their genetic resources, are asking for one! Frontier College is ANTHONY J. BESARABOWICZ BURSARY: 3) be a student of academic and professional return to teaching in Manitoba. Preference TOAD IN THE HOLE 108 Osborne St Sundays: Indigenous knowledge, and cultural and hu- a non-profi t literacy organization that This annual award of $1000 will be awarded to excellence. will be given to a student in need of Vinyl Drip. Mondays: Improv Supper Club. man rights from the negative eff ects of biotech- recruits volunteers to act as tutors to work a certifi ed teacher who has taught for at least 4) be a student who values excellence. fi nancial assistance. You will need to supply Tuesdays: Trivia. Last Sunday of the month: nology. October 21st, 12:30pm - 1:30pm, Room with children, youth and adults who want one year and who registers at the University 5) be a student who has community spirit. information about your previous teaching Dust Rhinos. 1L13, University of Winnipeg. Refreshments will to improve their literacy skills. 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SPORTS EDITOR: MIKE PYL E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 FAX: 783-7080 Sports 021 Small Town Roots Allow Timmersman to Shine

By Rhys Kelso three three-hour pratices, two that was not a chance I was Taylor with the reason she With five rookies this two-hour practices, three weight willing to take.” strived to be so excellent. season, the Wesmen are a itting down with Stefanie sessions, three cardio sessions, Although Timmersman “She was huge in Roseau, younger team and will face and two speed and agility sessions. did not enjoy growing up it was all about Meghan Taylor. many challenges because of Timmersman after practice, On top of that she has eight hours in a small town at the time, Having someone that big in their inexperience. Sher cheeks still fl ushed, of classes a week. Oh, and just she says, looking back, it your own town was amazing.” “One of our biggest it’s clear that this is an athlete who is maybe some time to study and helped her out a lot. “It Timmersman even wore challenges will be having to relax. gave me confidence because number 54 in high school in play through the rough spots, dedicated to her team and her sport. Timmersman has been everyone plays in a small honour of Taylor’s retired because of our young team,” dedicated to basketball since town,” she said. number 53. she said. “We just have to keep Displaying her team’s Grade 9, when she was already Born in Minneapolis, Entering her third year pushing through.” colour on her shirt at 7:00 playing on her high school’s Minnesota on Nov. 11, 1984, as a Wesmen, Timmersman is On the other hand, p.m., her day is not close to varsity team. Growing up in a Timmersman spent two stepping into an unexpected Timmersman is quick to point over. Not only does she have small town in the States helped years there before moving leadership role with the out that, with the younger to worry about practicing for her dedicate herself to playing to Breton, South Dakota for departure of fifth-year veteran group of women on the team, basketball, but also her studies. sports. a few years. She then settled Kate Daniels -- pretty good she is finding it easier to get Being a student athlete is not “In the States, if you get in Roseau, Minnesota, two for a woman who wasn’t even along with everyone. as easy as most people make caught drinking, you get banned hours outside of Winnipeg. expecting to play basketball “The team is a lot closer it out to be. A typical week for from sports for two or three Her family still lives there. out of high school. She refutes this year than any other years. Timmersman this year involves weeks,” said Timmersman, “and In Grade 6 in Roseau, the notion of added pressure Everybody is around the same Timmersman got to watch on her shoulders with the age and are all around the Meghan Taylor play departure of Daniels. same spot in life.” basketball for Roseau High “I don’t feel any pressure. Even with all the changes School – the all-time high I feel this team is going to the Wesmen have gone through scorer for both boys and girls be different than other years. this year, Timmersman is still in the state of Minnesota. We have always had people confident that her team can Taylor would go on to play to go to like JoAnne Wells get it done this season. When at Iowa State University, and Heather Thompson. This asked about her expectations Rebuilt Wesmen a Division I basketball team is going to be more of for the season, Timmersman program. everyone contributing,” said said, “I expect to make it to the Still Look to Timmersman credits Timmersman. Nationals.” Contend

By Brad Pennington punch for the team,” said McKay. The Wesmen are very young, but figure to be talented and his year’s Wesmen women’s athletic. The team’s strategy will play to their strengths, featuring a basketball team is sporting a high-octane fast break transition Tnew look. On top of a new game complemented by an up- logo, six new players and a new leader tempo pressure defense. The team brought in five new on the court make up this year’s team. rookies to add to a roster of seven In Joanne Wells, Heather Thompson, players returning from last season and Kate Daniels the team has lost three and one transfer. “We know that as we move veteran players to either graduation or through the season we will take other personal reasons. some hits,” said McKay. Tanya admits that the team will lose some games but that these early “There is always a transition defeats will help them continue when veteran players leave,” said to improve and prepare for the head coach Tanya McKay. But playoffs. “With a young team, big she believes the transition for the strides will have to be made,” she Wesmen will be a smooth one, as said. there are new players who will Of the five new additions to rise to the top. When it comes to a the team, there appear to be two new leader, there is no question as that have stood out throughout to who it will be. Uzo Asagwara, training camp. Randie Gibson entering her fourth year of is a natural shooter from the eligibility, has proven in the past perimeter. As well, Nicki Schutz that she is fit for the role. figures to be a strong presence “I think Uzo Asagwara will in the paint who can score and step up and guide us through the control the boards. season,” said McKay. According According to McKay all to the coach, Uzo is ready and the players came into training looking forward to playing a major camp fit, and a fit team means a role with the team. Asagwara has readiness to learn and improve. been a primary scorer for the team “We are young but we are over the past three seasons, and also excited and enthusiastic,” her experience will help contribute said McKay. “We are ready to leadership to an otherwise young make some noise with our new Wesmen team. “Her leadership season ahead.” and determination will provide Photo by: Justin Pokrant way more than just a scoring October 06, 2005 The Uniter 022 Sports Fact & Fitness

BY SARAH HAUCH

Are you frustrated by the astronomical amount ot “get in shape” slogans out there? Don’t know what to believe or where to start? Well, I’m here to let you know the truth about the myths and NFL Picks facts of fi tness. As a third year student in the faculty of Physical Activity and Sports Studies, I have the inside info and want to show you just how simple ‘being in shape’ can be.

Each week the Uniter Sports team will attempt to disseminate and scrutinize fi ve of the upcom- Sheri Lamb says: Cincinnati ing week’s most intriguing National Football Mike Pyl says: Cincinnati League’s matchups for ours and yours, the read- Kalen Qually says: Cincinnati er’s, leisure. The parity of the NFL consistently Jon Symons says: Cincinnati embarrasses even the most knowledgeable of analysts. Why not let it embarrass us too? Game #4: Tampa Bay @ NY Jets

Game #1: Chicago @ Cleveland “You’d be shocked to know that the New York Jets weren’t anywhere near Hurricane fi nd that any fi tness magazine I read these Now that I’ve squashed your beliefs “How bad will the NFC North be? Katrina or Rita, because they too are in days are loaded with advertisements about protein bars, let me tell you what While it is early in the season, the Chicago unimaginable disarray. Unfortunately for Jets will work the best after a workout: claiming that “such and such” protein bar Bears sit atop the standings with a fairly fans, there won’t be any celebrities helping out I underwhelming record of 1-2. Under most in this cause, only Brooks Bollinger and Vinny is “all you need to lose weight and tone up”. 1. The most important thing circumstances, this would not be near a playoff Testaverde. Other than Sean Penn and Oprah, Can a bar really provide you with the nutrients that you can do following a workout is team, but alas, such is the sorry state of affairs I’ll tell you who else won’t be helping the Jets. HYDRATE. Not Powerade or Gatorade, in the weakest division in football. Minnesota The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They didn’t look you need to recover after a workout? Are but water – 1 to 2 cups. looks absolutely dreadful despite a generous stellar against Detroit last week but the Jets protein shakes worth the expense? Are protein 2. The BEST thing you can eat collection of talent; ditto Green Bay, minus don’t look stellar, period.” – Kalen Qually supplements better than natural sources of after a workout is…fruit. What? Fruit? the talent. Detroit is once again being held Nutritionist Gary Rent explains that back by its quarterbacking. So, why not the Thomas Asselin says: Tampa Bay protein? And is protein what your body really fruit is the best, and quickest, way to Bears? Somebody’s gotta take the playoff Sheri Lamb says: Tampa Bay needs after a workout? replenish glucose is from the sugars in berth. However, it’s conceivable it’s attained Mike Pyl says: Tampa Bay glucose. The glucose from fruit can be with a 7-9 record. But if Chicago does take it, Kalen Qually says: Tampa Bay All these questions run through my absorbed in the body about 30 minutes they’ll have to take advantage of these types of Jon Symons says: Tampa Bay head each time I see one of these ads. following consumption. Therefore it games.” – Mike Pyl So, this week I hope to unlock the secrets repairs muscles fast. However, despite Game #5: New England @ Atlanta of…The Protein Bar. the quick release of sugars, the sugar in Thomas Asselin says: Chicago fruits, fructose, DOES NOT cause your Sheri Lamb says: Cleveland “Oh how the mighty have fallen! The When you workout, your body blood sugar levels to spike. Fruits also Mike Pyl says: Chicago Patriots looked absolutely awful in their 41-17 converts glucose into energy. Depending provide the body with antioxidants, Kalen Qually says: Cleveland loss to the Chargers, allowing over 400 yards of on how hard you work out, you can which are vitamins that aide in recovery Jon Symons says: Cleveland total offence and failing to score a single point deplete your body of its glycogen and slows the aging process, as well as in the second half. The Falcons on the other stores. Following a workout, if you do further hydrating the body. Game #2: Seattle @ St. Louis hand, demolished the Minnesota Vikings on not replenish these glycogen stores, your the way to a 30-10 win. Atlanta’s defense body cannot repair its muscles (therefore 3. 1 hour later…Choose a “One week ago I took joy in bashing the was able to shut out the Vikings’ potentially you cannot acquire the same strength protein-fat food appropriate for your Rams’ transparent defense and underachieving potent offence for an entire half (recording 3 gains). This is important for athletes or for body weight. offense. This week, however, I am picking turnovers and 9 sacks in all), while the offence people who hope to improve muscular the Rams over the equally underachieving showed they could still score (and run!) even strength. Foods that I would recommend Seattle Seahawks. This is a deep-seeded without Michael Vick, who went down with include: division rivalry, which suggests anything is an injury midway through the second quarter. Now, the theory is that protein possible but it should be noted that; A) the This week’s game will come down to whether bars give you all the nutrients needed ¼ - ½ cup of nuts and seeds mixed Seahawks aren’t good on the road and B) turf Michael Vick is healthy or not. If he plays, the to repair muscles and restock energy with colored vegetables teams play better at home.” – Kalen Qually Falcons WILL win.” – Thomas Asselin stores. Protein bars do indeed provide Eggs (omega 3) your body with all the macronutrients it Lentils (for vegetarians) Thomas Asselin says: St. Louis Thomas Asselin says: Atlanta needs: carbohydrates, protein and fats. FISH Sheri Lamb says: St. Louis Sheri Lamb says: New England (Proteins rebuild muscles, carbohydrates Mike Pyl says: St. Louis Mike Pyl says: New England restore energy and fats are vital for proper Fish is an amazing source of jam- Kalen Qually says: St. Louis Kalen Qually says: Atlanta hormone production, testosterone and packed clean dietary protein; one that Jon Symons says: St. Louis Jon Symons says: New England estrogen, which help attain strength.) your body can break down fully and BUT….I, however, do not recommend therefore can reap all the benefi ts from. Game #3: Cincinnati @ Jacksonville them. Why? Because protein bars are LOADED with hydrogenated oils, trans-fats, I hope that this information is “This is the Bengals’ fi rst real test of the Standings artifi cial sweeteners and preservatives. benefi cial to you all. I realize that it may season to prove their 4-0 start is not a fl uke. Additionally, and this is important, your be contrary to popular belief, but if you After beating up on teams from the weak body cannot break down the nutrients in saw Gary you’d take his word for it. (Two NFC North division and the winless Houston Pyl 15-5 .750 the protein bar as eff ectively as it can with years ago he won the Manitoba Body Texans, the Bengals are going up against the Qually 15-5 .750 natural sources of foods. Therefore, 25 Building Competition.) Continue to be Jaguars’ punishing defense this week. The Asselin 13-7 .650 grams of protein can really mean 6 grams physically active and take care of your Jags’ defense didn’t look so tough in a blowout Geisheimer 3-2 .600 (or less). body. The better you treat it now, the loss to the Denver Broncos last week, but Verville 11-9 .550 better it will treat you later. expect them to rebound with a strong effort Symons 7-8 .467 against the Bengals. Look for a close game, Lamb 9-11 .450 but the Bengals will leave Florida with a 5-0 record. Can a trip to Detroit be in their future? Bengals win 17-13.” – Sheri Lamb If you would like to ask a fi tness question, or comment on anything related to fi tness and getting into shape, email Sarah Hauch at [email protected], or leave a message Thomas Asselin says: Cincinnati at 786-9497 The Uniter October 06, 2005 The Great Debate Sports 023 Sports Briefs

Compiled by Mike Pyl

WESMEN – Both the women’s and men’s Two players confi rmed that some players volleyball teams kicked off their exhibition were caught a couple of weeks ago drinking seasons in style this past weekend, with the while watching Churchill’s other football women placing second in the eight-team Lea team, the Bulldogs A, who play in a different Marc Challenge in Winnipeg and the men division. A second player said some of the capturing fi rst in the Brandon University AA players were drinking in preparation for Men’s Volleyball Tournament. a player rookie party in the bush later that The men’s team, coached by Larry night. McKay, breezed through the round-robin The forfeiture dropped their record to portion of the tournament, sweeping the 0-3. Brandon Bobcats, Regina Cougars, and the Winnipeg Nemesis senior team all by scores NASCAR – Hall of Fame Racing, owned es: The Blue of 3-0. In the tournament fi nals Saturday by former Dallas Cowboys quarterbacks Troy night, the Wesmen again defeated Nemesis, Aikman and Roger Staubach, hired Phillipe Bombers this time 3-2 (25-19, 20-25, 25-18, 28-30, Lopez as crew chief. Lopez signals the team’s Yentered their 15-12). Sunday afternoon, they again beat fi rst hiring as it prepares for its debut in the 75th season with promises the Bobcats 3-0 (25-21, 25-22, 25-18) in an Nextel Cup in 2006. exhibition match as part of the Lea Marc The team, ironically, has been working (or excuses) that they’ll be Challenge. closely with Joe Gibbs Racing. Joe Gibbs is, continuing the rebuilding process The women’s team, like their male of course, the head coach of the Washington that was started last summer in hopes counterparts, also completed the round-robin Redskins. portion of their tournament with relative ease, NCAA Football – that a solid team would be put in place for a No: The Winnipeg Blue Bombers have fi nishing with a 4-0 record. The fi nals on After fi nding themselves trailing championship run in 2006, with Winnipeg hosting had a rough year. Between injuries, coaching Sunday afternoon, however, saw head coach signifi cantly late in the second quarter for the Grey Cup. What we have instead is a team so staff shuffl es, and a fairly new roster, there are Diane Scott’s team meet a Regina Cougar the second week in a row, the no.1-ranked many ways to lay blame for the losing record squad that also went undefeated through USC Trojans passed over their vaunted aerial inconsistent on off ence and timid on defense it’s a our city’s football club has presented over the the round-robin. The Wesmen dropped the attack and took to the ground game to rally miracle they’ve been able to muster four wins this 2005 season. match in a hotly-contested fi ve set thriller, against the no.14 Arizona State Sun Devils season. But Jim Daley, the head coach, is not a falling 3-2 (25-15, 21-25, 18-25, 25-17, 15-11). 38-28. source of most of these problems. Rather, the Christa Desrochers and Lee Hrenchuk were LenDale White rumbled for 197 yards The team’s brutal play isn’t a big surprise man is trying to fi x them. As the saying goes, named to the tournament All-Star team. and Heisman Trophy candidate Reggie Bush either. Mr. Daley has been telling us since you can’t make an omelet without breaking a added another 158 in outrushing the Sun well before training camp not to expect much, few eggs. And it seems this omelet is going to WHSFL - The defending provincial Devils 373-68. The win extends the Trojans as this year is being used to rebuild the need more than a carton. champion Churchill Bulldogs AA high winning streak to 26 games. team. Rebuilding does not take as long as The head coach has the responsibility to school football team suspended 11 players for ASU was largely considered to be one, it has taken; by now the team should have direct the overall play of the game, correct? drinking and had to forfeit its Sept. 23 game if not the only, team left on the Trojans’ an identity on either offence or defense. It But they are also responsible for a good to the Oak Park Raiders because of a shortage schedule that might be able to topple the two- effectively has none on either. You never know portion of the team’s morale and public image. of players. time defending national champions. what to expect out of this group from week Whether a “laid back” attitude is appropriate to week, at least on offence. On defense we or an angry, in-your-face mentality is best know we’ll be scorched for well over 400 yards depends on who’s watching, but with new total offence (our average since Rod Rust’s players, I think the relaxed way is the way departure as D-coordinator) and will give to go. Mr. Daley’s attitude towards losses, mediocre quarterbacks like Marcus Crandell though it seems like he doesn’t care, is more as GPAC Division Up For Grabs and Danny McManus player of the week nods if he is accepting them. He said early in the or considerations. season that this would be used for rebuilding Some arguments can be made for injury the team, and so far, a few of the constructs A look at the Canada West Teams troubles and Rod Rust’s departure being have toppled. By Mike Pyl major concerns as well, not to mention that Our defensive woes can be placed on Rod returning veterans. Expect guard/forward this is a fi rst-year team playing together. That’s Rust’s disappearance. In this department, Uzo Asagwara (15.5 ppg last year) to assume hardly an excuse, considering the Calgary Daley has gone from working with soil and rock he last several seasons in the Great Plains a more prominent scoring role. The front Stampeders, a team with a new head coach to sand and mud. Sometimes his formations court, while possibly lacking in depth, will and who have lost their starting QB Henry stand, but now more than ever, they are division of the Canada West conference be anchored by Jae Pirnie and Stephanie Burris, have been able to win games without subject to so much shifting that they fall in the Thave seen the Winnipeg Wesmen Timmersman. After having the luxury to their starting pivot. Two close games were slightest breeze, let alone the whirlwind of a women’s basketball team, on the back of the 2004- lean on vets last year, point guard Jenny lost early in the year (versus Edmonton and hurricane. Ezirim will break out this season. However, Calgary) due, in most part, to Jim Daley being On offense, it is unpredictable, but for 05 CIS Player of the Year Joanne Wells, assert their with so many new faces, the team is bound too stubborn to pull the struggling Tee Martin good reason. The team seems to be trying dominance atop the standings. Last season, they to endure some growing pains. for a change of pace in the offence. Jim’s different methods of attack, only to fi nd them fi nished with a record of 17-3, fi ve games ahead of argument was that it would damage Tee’s ego foiled. The lack of on-fi eld communication on #3: Manitoba Bisons (last year: 11-9) and affect his development as a QB. A counter both ends of the football can lead to many of the second-place Regina Cougars. argument could be: losses drive fans away those dropped balls that cost the Bombers a U of Winnipeg’s cross-town rivals, the and lower (or in Winnipeg’s case, eliminate) fair amount of points. But with the departure of Wells, along Manitoba Bisons, figure to challenge Regina profi ts, forcing the team to spend even less As for Daley though, I think we can with fellow vets Heather Thompson and Kate and the Wesmen for top spot on the Great cash on operations and making teams worse. expect to see much more out of his leadership Daniels, the Wesmen’s grip has undoubtedly Plains. The team is built around forward Following this philosophy makes it hard to abilities once he has something concrete to loosened. The race for number one in the Sarah Holder, who paced the herd with 19.2 believe Jim wants to win. Week in and out we work with. Rebuilding a team isn’t quite as GPAC is wide open. ppg and 7.1 rpg last season. Key players also always hear about how the team did ! a good simple as putting a few LEGO bricks together include second-year post Melanie Schlicter job following their assignments, even when we to make a playbook. They have to take the #1: Regina Cougars (last year: 12-8) and third-year guard Rachel Hart. were just burned for big numbers. time to fi nd what’s right for them, and what It would take too long to point out works in the game. Head coach Jeff Speedy consistently #4: Brandon Bobcats (last year: 0-20) everything Jim does that warrants his early Jim Daley doesn’t deserve dismissal; the has his teams among the country’s elite. The dismissal, so here’s a brief recap: 1) Losses do team has potential to grow with him. With Cougars return one of the best players in Expect not much more than last not seem to bother him 2) Mismanagement of a little patience, and some time, the man Canada West -- their own Joanne Wells -- in year would suggest from these perennial the play clock even at this point in the season can pull some talent out of the current team Jana Schweitzer, who led last year’s squad featherweights. The Bobcats consistently 3) Lack of urgency on offence when behind late and make a run for the playoffs in ’06. If with 16.4 points per game. Regina will also struggle to stay close with their division in the game 4) Wimpy approach to defense (ie: Daley is dismissed, the team will be in a look to fourth-year guard Lara Schmidt and rivals. To illustrate the disparity that exists DBs playing 15 yards off their man, no attempt similar situation next year (new people/rookies fifth-year forward Leah Anderson. between Brandon and the rest of the league, to put pressure on QB until fi nal 2 minutes) everywhere with no real standard for co- last year they were outscored 1669 to 831. 5) Poor, nay idiotic, gambling/short yardage ordination) and the chances for making the #2: Winnipeg Wesmen (last year: 17-3) Constant player turnover makes projections decisions. Those fi ve specifi c points alone playoffs would be no better than they were this difficult, but last year they were led by Nina should be reason enough to justify Jim Daley’s year. Besides, who would replace him? – Josh By now you know all about Winnipeg’s Adusei with 11.6 ppg. fi ring. – Uniter Sports staff Boulding key losses. However, that is not to discount its October 06, 2005 The Uniter 024

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