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University of Wollongong Research Online The Living Daylights Historical & Cultural Collections 11-13-1973 The Living Daylights 1(5) 13 November 1973 Richard Neville Editor Follow this and additional works at: https://ro.uow.edu.au/livingdaylights Recommended Citation Neville, Richard, (1973), The Living Daylights 1(5) 13 November 1973, Incorporated Newsagencies Company, Melbourne, vol.1 no.5, November 13 - 19, 28p. https://ro.uow.edu.au/livingdaylights/5 Research Online is the open access institutional repository for the University of Wollongong. For further information contact the UOW Library: [email protected] The Living Daylights 1(5) 13 November 1973 Publisher Incorporated Newsagencies Company, Melbourne, vol.1 no.5, November 13 - 19, 28p This serial is available at Research Online: https://ro.uow.edu.au/livingdaylights/5 ★ Blitzing the modem motor car ★ The martial art of Kung Fu. How to do it ★ The Coke conspiracy- the real thing THE ARMY OF THE RARE*with Richard Beckel l o a t l i k e a b u t t e r marijuana while remaining silent on booze. Unfortunately he f l y , STING LIKE A BEE O f i W/YIEAGATF (I FAM THE GREATEST); Mu seems to have failed to grasp the hammad Ali Whitlam recently WATERS ATf, point that neither Rothmans CLAUDIA returned from foreign parts, an l J f \ K f 4 nor Philip Morris have any inter nounced that apart from leading est in marijuana. They have a WRITES the nation he was the best for very definite vested interest in eign minister Australia had ever HOTEL booze. had. Responding heartily to this FOR peace of megalomania, voters, YoU A££„.... when questioned on which pol It is unnecessary to review the e a d i n g t h e w a y t o itician they liked the best, re main ramifications of the Water* ENLIGHTENED DEMO NATION gate scandal. One need only note L plied that they thought that Bob that for the first time in 50 years, CRATIC GOVERNMENT: Pap two Cabinet members — John Hawke was much better and Mitchell, the former, Attomey- ua New Guinea’s chief minister, REVIEW perhaps a little less boastful. Ms General and the former campaign manager, afid Maurice Stans, Michael Somare, has warned his former Secretary of Commerce Whitlam, in a desperate attempt and .former chief political fund fellow countrymen they will be — as she to defend her husband, said, “Of raiser— have been indicted. shot if they cause trouble once John W. Dean, formerly the course he’s Australia’s best for President’s legal counsel, Jeb the country becomes self- Stuart Magruder, formerly his pleases eign minister, it goes without deputy campaign manager, and governing. “ I’ll tell you straight, saying." Then she added: “Ar Frederick Larue, formerly one of his White House assistants, have you fight the police, cause rogance is permitted where there pleaded guilty to obstruction o f Claudia (“Claws” ) Wright has parted brass rags with the ju stice. trouble, you just watch out, I’ll is something to be arrogant • John Ehrlichman, formerly the be tough,” he said. It is under Melbourne Herald. President’s chief domestic adviser, about.” Sir Robert Menzies is and two lesser White House stood that he is also going to The caustic, sometimes bitchy, ofttimes brilliant Claudia has believed to have laughed. aides have been indicted on other revive cannibalism once his na battled with management and male chauvinism to win recogni . ch arges. H. R. Haldeman, another of the tion is free of Australia’s re tion as one of Australia’s finest journalists. President’s closest assistants, has been forced to resign.. straining hand. Still" pthers formerly in high AITING FOR SECOND We have commissioned her to write “whatever thoughtful, office in th e N’ix on ’A d m in istration have publicly conceded that they savage and sardonic things she cares to write — so long as it WIND: Israel and Egypt W committed perjury, destroyed evi- brings writs only in moderation” . after years of futile bloodshed gtence, obstructed justice, or, ELLO D ERE: In yet ‘committed other crimes but nave, and hatred finally decided to not yet been indicted, Hanother profound world Read what she does write with a completely free hand, in Cou’d these men have so acted sign a ceasefire agreement, not pronouncement, Uganda’s Presi Nation Review next week. without the President’s know because of any new found love le d g e ? - dent Idi Amin m a telegram for one another, but more pro of sympathy to United States saically because both sides appear president Richard Milhous to be running out of weapons Wales branch of the Build Nixon, said: “I must compliment and a necessary pair of hands to you most sincerely for this most ers Laborers Federation has ac ISAAC operate them. Doubtless hatred courageous stand. I am sure any tually retired voluntarily from will return once more sons are other weak leader would have his position to pick up the shov born. resigned or committed suicide el once again. (After long service after being subjected to so much leave of course.) This relinquish AARON harassment because of the ment of the reins of power OU CAN PUT DOWN Watergate affair.” It is believed without being pushed is believed YOUR GLASSES LADIES that this heartwarming message Y to be unique in the political FREE CONCERT from brilliant avant-garde AND GENTLEMEN, HE’S gave President Nixon the history of the new world. It is rock and rollers Isaac Aaron. GONE FOR THE DOCTOR: strength to appear yet again on believed shortly that certain offi Driven mad by the rightwing American television and state There'll be a few other good acts too. cials of Sir Robert Askin’s prem leanings of both parties and the that he would not resign and ier’s department will start a rem Don't miss it. North Court, Melbourne University, voters in New South Wales, pol that the process of democracy edial education course to free itical commentators abandon could go to hell. However, per Monday, November 19th, 12-4 pm. Mundey of his revisionist telling anxious readers who is haps fortunately, he did not thoughts and instruct him in the going to win the state’s election reveal the source of this new political ways of western man. on Saturday and instead specu found inspiration - after all lated how big Sir Robert Askin’s * * * there was the southern vote to Liberal margin might be. Thank consider. 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