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Papadalds says there's no deal Neal President Papadakis said Philadelphia Police Commissioner Richard which is located at 3219 Arch mayor did not urge Neal to stay Street. with the city. “I would like Rich Neal, a "friend" of the University, isn't coming to Drexel— for now. Neal has been widely criti­ to do what’s best for him and his cized for being unable to fight family,” Rendell said. Daniel Bahar According to a Jan. 9 article in Papadakis did speak highly of crime effectively as police com ­ Drexel has strong ties to TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER The Philadelphia Inquirer, Neal Neal, however. “Richard Neal missioner. At a news conference Rendell’s administration. The On Jan. 15, Drexel President received an offer from Papadakis has been a friend of Drexel’s. ... on Jan. 9, Rendell stated his sup­ mayor has appeared on campus Constantine Papadakis denied about a week before Christmas. He has been giving us some sug­ port for Neal, but warned that numerous times since Papadakis reports that he offered a position Neal did not confirm or deny the gestions ... to improve our cam­ Neal will face increased criticism became University president; he in Drexel’s Department of Public report in the article, saying only pus security.” in the future. served as commencement speak­ Safety to Philadelphia Police that “as of right now, I’m here.” Papadakis said that Neal was “In my judgment,” the mayor er in 1996. Rendell recently Commissioner Richard Neal. Papadakis gave “no com­ instrumental in bringing a 16th said, “as we get closer to the endorsed Papadakis’s appoint­ “As of today, no,” Papadakis ment” yesterday when asked to District Police Substation to mayor’s election, more candi­ ment to serve on a commission told The Triangle, Neal has not respond to The Inquirer’s sug­ campus. Both Neal and Rendell dates will call to dismiss him that will investigate the Board of received a job offer. “But I don’t gestion that he had offered Neal a attended a ribbon-cutting cere­ because it’s the in-vogue thing to City Trusts’ management of know what might happen tom or­ position with the help of Phila­ mony on May 29, 1997 to offi­ do,” according to The Inquirer. Girard College. row.” delphia Mayor Edward Rendell. cially dedicate the substation. During the press conference, the See Neal on page 2 Powelton Job Interviews on Campus Pizza will provide alcohol for semiformal

Anh Dang EDITOR-IN-CHIEF After the Drexel Spirit group refused to be an alcohol provider at the upcoming Crystal Ball semiformal, the Campus Activities Board signed up Powelton Pizza. In exchange for the beer and wine, the local pizzeria will receive free advertising at CAB’s Homecoming Week from Jan. 20 to Jan. 25 CAB President Irene Betelman said lack of funding led Drexel Spirit to pass over the Crystal Ball. Drexel Spirit, a Student Life committee, had provided alcohol for the event in recent years. Under the University’s policy. See Homecoming on page 2

RLO adopts new dorm Patrick Boyle The Triatigle Pre-junior John Price (center) waits for a co-op job interview on Jan. 14 at the Creese Student Center. Co-op interviews for the Spring/Summer cycle will take place selection through Jan. 23. By Feb. 5, students will know if they receive any job offers. policy Irving Fryar speaks at press conference Babita Kuruvilia TRIANGLE NEWS WRITER Anh Dang preacher, said, “Jesus was the director for the NCAS. Gigli said an executive board member of Several calls from concerned EDITOR-IN-CHIEF perfect community servant .... the organization asks the athletes the NCAS, hosted the press con­ parents forced the Residential Philadelphia Eagles’ wide We should stop talking and start to assume leadership, to serve as ference, which was held at Living Office to make changes to receiver Irving Fryar joined other working.” role models, and to “help people Drexel’s Living Arts Lounge. its current policy of giving sports celebrities at the Jan. 15 Long involved with the NCAS, to become lifelong learners.” The NCAS, established in upperclassmen priority in choos­ press conference to announce Fryar announced that Drexel is Gigli said student-athletes 1985, create opportunities for ing Drexel-sponsored housing, the opening of the Mid-Atlantic committing its 500 student-ath- who participate in the program athletes and student-athletes to according to RLO. regional office of the National letes to volunteer in Philadelphia “learn not only academic and do community service. According to the new policy, Consortium on Academics and elementary schools in a program athletic success, but also success The NCAS currently has 140 students who will be sophomores Sports. The Mid-Atlantic region­ coordinated by the Junior in life.” members. Its other regional will be given priority in choosing al office will be located at Drexel. Achievement of the Delaware Drexel’s men’s basketball offices are located at the a residential hall or off-site loca­ The Pro Bowl-bound football Valley, head coach Bill Herrion said, University of Central Florida, the tion. Then, the priority level is star Fryar said he wants to use his Drexel’s Director of Academic "Every time (players] step to the University of Nevada at Reno, ranked by class standing, from popularity as a platform to affect and Support Services for basketball court, kids look up to the University of Kentucky, seniors to pre-juniors. The change and be a role model for Student-Athletes Rebecca Gigli them.” DePaul University in Chicago, See RLO on page 2 children. Fryar, who is also a was introduced as the regional Provost Richard Astro, who is and Northeastern University. University The Triangle • January 16,1998

Sophomores will have first choice for housing THE TRIANGLE RLO from page 1 Assistant Director of Resi­ with growing changes. However, Place, and The Courts. Established 1926 dential Living Lori Keenan held it cannot happen overnight. We No complaints were received incoming freshmen will continue two focus meetings to discuss the are trying to build for the long from any of the students living in to be guaranteed on-campus new policy with the residential term,” Ford-Edwards added. the satellite locations about the housing. students. The group, which was Currently, the five residential current room selection process, E d ito ria l Most of the complaints came made up of mostly upperclass­ halls house 1,780 students and Ford-Edwards said. Editor-in-Chief Anh Dang Production Manager Venu Gaddamidi from parents of upcoming and men, decided that the best way to off-campus housing adds 279 “Our satellite locations are Eminence Grise Patricia O'Brien current freshmen students and handle the concerns from par­ m ore living spaces. By M arch incredibly accessible, especially Editor-at-Large Jonathan Poet some of the students living in the ents was to give sophomores the 1999, the construction of a new for students who are [on co-op] Photo Editor Patrick Boyle residential halls now. The par­ first preference. dorm complex will provide 500 in the city,” observed Keenan. Wire Services Editor Bob Rudderow ents were worried that some Director of Residential Living more spaces. The satellite loca­ The leasing of apartments from Datebool< Editor Nitin Khanna Comics Editor Ashish Talati sophomore students wouldn’t be Jackie Ford-Edwards said, “I tions are apartments in One remote locations is not cost- guaranteed housing. think we are facing a situation Franklin Town, Park Towne effective for Drexel, she said.

Administration Executive Business Mgr Venu Gaddamidi Business Manager Sam John Papadakis says he's made no deal with Neal Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere Classifieds Manager Cyril Addison Neal from page 1 Neal’s performance as police job offer through coverage in the that he was not aware of the offer commissioner. media. to Neal prior to media coverage, Drexel’s Vice President for “My personal opinion,” Cascerceri said, however, that according to The Inquirer. Government and Community Cascerceri said, “is that I don’t recruiting Neal would be a good Cottom oversees Drexel’s 84- Relations Joseph Cascerceri know how anyone in 1997-98 move for the University.“We member Department of Public Staff Writtrs managed day-to-day operations can take on such a responsibility would have the expertise of a Safety. Daniel Bahar, Matt DiFranco, Michael Ko, Babita Kuruvilla, Chris Puzak for Rendell when he served as the that is a no-win situation. ... It’s person who ran the police Cottom has expanded securi­ city’s Deputy Managing Director hard to satisfy 1.7 million peo­ department for the fourth largest ty’s visibility around Drexel’s Enttrtainmcnt Writers from 1991 to 1994. ple.” city in the United States with campus and particularly around Benjamin Armstrong, Pete Buckley, Allison De Yenno, John-Paul Grillet, Cascerceri met weekly with “Richard Neal has had a diffi­ almost 7,000 officers,” Cascerceri the residence halls. Before he Monica Paulina, John Pitale, department heads, including cult job under difficult circum­ said. came to Drexel, Cottom was Kardia Williams

Police Commissioner Neal. stances,” Cascerceri said. “But Cascerceri said that he does director of security and safety at Columnists Cascerceri described Neal as “a crim e is dow n. Philadelphia not know when Commissioner the Community College of Michael Busier caring individual and a hard remains the safest of America’s Neal will make a decision about Philadelphia. Photographtrs worker.” 10 largest cities.” his career plans. Eve Nikolova, George Papayannis In an interview with The Cascerceri said that he was Drexel’s Director of Public Editor's note: Editor-in-Chief Anh Triangle, Cascerceri evaluated only familiar with the report^ji Safety Richard Cottom has said Dang contributed to this article. Advertising Otsignars Despina Raggousis

Cartoonists Neal Blumberg, Chris Cashdollar, James Point Du Jour, CAB plans for Homecoming Week festivities Youssef Elbahtimy, Ken Portock Contributing Staff Homecoming from page 1 the Crystal Ball. mum capacity of 150 people. anchored by a Rusted Root con­ Noah Addis, Larry Rosenzweig CAB will hold the pep rally c a b ’s Theme Week Chair Yana cert. CAB is allowed to have beer and called “The Quaker Oatmeal Bagdotyev said students indicat­ “We haven’t sold too many wine at its events if it can find Bash” in front of the Physical ed in various CAB surveys that tickets,” Betelman said. “People another group to pay for it. Education Athletic Center at 5:30 they would like to see a comedy are busy at the beginning of The Crystal Ball semiformal p.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 20. The show among CAB’s programs. classes ... and co-op interviews.” will be held on Saturday, Jan. 24 “Homecoming Game” between CAB charges $12 for the However, Betelman said CAB Contact Inform ation from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. in the Great the men’s basketball team and Crystal Ball, $3 for the comedy hopes to sell out the Crystal Ball yvto/7. The Triangle Court. This year’s semiformal the University of Pennsylvania show, $2 each for the Jan. 22 Late tickets like it did last year. 32nd and Chestnut Streets theme is “Moonlight Mas­ will follow at Penn’s Palestra. Skate and the Jan. 23 showing of The Jan. 22 Late Skate will be Philadelphia, PA 19104 querade.” The “Comedy Sportz Improv the film The Game. the second CAB-sponsored night P/7one-(215) 895-2585 The result of the “Home­ Comedy Show” will be held at 8 Betelman said ticket sales have at Penn’s Class of 1923 Rink Ais to ; (215)895-5935 coming King and Queen” con­ p.m. in the Van Rensselaer been slow compared to last year’s fall. The first event held on Jan. 8 E-mail: [email protected] tests will be announced during Living room, which has a maxi­ Homecoming event, which was attracted 300 students.

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On-Campus Vandalism Hagerty Library Jan. 9 Copy machine broken Myers Hall Jan. 11 Vehicle window broken Commonwealth Hall Jan. 12 Vending machine broken into Curtis Hall Jan. 12 Vending machine glass shattered

Investigation Kelly Hall Jan. 4 Destruction of Property LeBow Engineering Center Jan. 6 Possible Break-in New Tower Hall Jan. 11 Controlled substance

Off-Campus Vandalism 200 Block of 35th Street Dec. 30 Vehicle window broken 33rd and Race Streets Jan. 8 Vehicle window broken 34th Street and Powelton Ave. Jan. 11 Vehicle window broken 33rd and Race Streets Jan. 12 Vehicle window broken

Off-Campus Theft 3204 Summer Street Jan. 4 Stereo system and phones , stolen

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Christine Tatum the Internet and use them to unteer work a week for 13 weeks. up of university officials decided The school, afraid of potential COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE make posters announcing an “Even my next-door neigh­ to give the hall a second chance. liabilities that go along with BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — upcoming hall meeting, “That bor, who never comes out of his Residents can stay in the hall — sponsoring the sport, dropped its Imagine coming back to school was a really stupid thing to do,” room, never complains, never perhaps the most coveted hous­ team—winning record and all— after being away for a weekend to said John Warieka, the floor’s does anything but study and ing assignment on campus in May 1996. Without official learn you’ve been slapped with governor. mind his own business,” because of its party-hearty repu­ recognition from the university, 13 weeks of community service. Housing administrators said Warieka said. “Even guys who tation — as long as they com­ the team can’t participate in this That’s what happened to sev­ the same thing when they weren’t home that weekend- - plete the assigned work and there year’s national championship, eral of the second-floor dorm ordered the entire hall to com­ and that was about 20 percent of are no more false fire alarms. much less defend its No. 1 dwellers at Indiana University’s plete 250 hours of community us.” Some students, angry about national ranking in Division II. McNutt Delgado Hall, who dis­ service. It doesn’t matter, Cornell said. having to endure sanctions for Players recently asked adm in­ covered their rowdy floormates Because no one admitted "We think they know who did something they didn’t do and istrators to reconsider the deci­ had gotten into trouble again — making the posters, everyone on it, and they’re talking amongst afraid that more trouble is just sion. The team paid for its own and everyone was going to pay. the hall — whether they were themselves about it,” she said. around the bend, already have insurance policy to lessen the At first, the guys on the floor involved in the scheme or not — “We can’t tolerate that because moved out of the hall, Cornell university’s liabilities and for an chalked up their disciplinary had to endure the punishment. we’re talking about damage that said, emergency medical technician problems to a nit-picky resident “It’s a tough rule we have compromised the safety of a lot “We actually told them it was and personal trainer to attend all assistant. here,” said the residence hall of people. There’s no excuse for a chance for them to get into a games. Players even offered to Overturned trash barrels. coordinator Amy Cornell. “If no it.” more positive community,” she clean up the team’s party-hearty Broken beer bottles. Shouting at one steps forward, everyone has Some students may grumble said, reputation by enforcing strict all hours of the night. Hairy soap to assume responsibility.” about the work, but many are Warieka said he knows the conduct codes and performing in the shower. The R.A. wrote It’s a rule that has come back grateful for it. They know hous­ stakes are high. One more slip, community service. ‘em up for it all. to haunt the hall again. Because ing officials wanted them all he said, and they’re all out. However, school officials have Then there was that incident no one has fessed up to any of kicked out of the dorm and “W e’ll see how long we last,” stuck by their decision. when someone decided it would the trouble that broke out one moved elsewhere. he said. 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Christopher Clark steam rooms for dehydration. for the rest of this season and is Rules Committee. The most recent victim was ASSOCIATED PRESS The NCAA defined a hot room expected to be reviewed when Dan Gable, who took this year 21-year-old Jeff Reese of the OVERLAND PARK, Kan. — as a room with a temperature NCAA rules officials meet in off as coach at Iowa after leading University of Michigan. He died The NCAA, jarred by the recent above 79 degrees. April. Wrestlers may compete the Hawkeyes to 15 national in December of kidney failure deaths of three wrestlers trying to • For the rest of this season only in weight classes in which titles in 21 years as coach, said and a heart malfunction while make their weight classes, only, a seven-pound weight they competed on or before Jan. the changes were overdue, but wearing a rubber suit and riding announced rule changes Tuesday allowance has been added to all 7 of this season. praised them anyway. “It’s been a stationary bike to lose weight. that put new restrictions on the weight classes, which already • All weigh-ins will be held no a long month trying to get some Eighteen days earlier. ways wrestlers shed pounds to have a one-pound allowance. more than two hours before a of these changes,” said Gable. University of Wisconsin-La make weight. Among the For example, for the 118- match, cutting down the time “I didn’t realize how much Crosse wrestler Joseph LaRosa, changes, effective immediately: pound class, wrestlers may weigh athletes have to lose weight. protocol you had to go through 22, also was wearing a rubber suit • Wrestlers may not use as much as 126 pounds. But as of “With less recovery time after to get what we thought were and riding an exercise bike when saunas for water loss, and rubber Feb. 1, when the one-pound weigh-in, a person who is using emergency changes. It’s better he died trying to shed four suits and diuretics cannot be allowance ends, seven pounds his head knows if he has to cut late than never. It will help the pounds. used for any reason. NCAA rules will be added to each weight too much weight, he’s not going individual and the sport.” On Nov. 9, 19-year-old Billy already bar laxatives, fluid class, m aking 125 pounds the to perform on the mat,” said The deaths alarmed coaches Saylor at North Carolina’s restriction, self-induced vomit­ upper limit of the 118-pound Marty Benson, playing rules liai­ and prompted calls for the Campbell University died trying ing, hot rooms, hot boxes and class. The rule is effective only son to the NCAA Wrestling NCAA to review its rules. to drop six pounds for a match. Bill prohibits wearing masks or hoods to conceal identity Heldl Russel Although a federal court ruled A House Judiciary subcom­ misdemeanor for a person to Exceptions would be granted ASSOCIATED PRESS that the ordinance was a viola­ mittee on Tuesday considered wear a mask, hood or device to for holiday costumes, sporting HARRISBURG — After a tion of free speech, House the bill, proposed by Rep. hide any portion of the face while activities, jobs that require masks raucous 1996 Ku Klux Klan rally, Republican leaders are consider­ Benjamin Ramos, D- on public property or on private for safety, theatrical productions Bedford County commissioners ing a proposal for a statewide Philadelphia, during a hearing property without written permis­ or masquerade balls and emer­ passed an ordinance banning mask ban, saying they will work on how a mask ban could deter sion. 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In May, U.S. District Judge D, Brooks Smith ruled that the Bedford County ordinance sti­ fled free speech. The commis­ sioners passed the ordinance after the Klan demonstration in Bedford, which boiled over into insults and profanities among I l D w group members and spectators. It barred rallies on county prop­ erty if demonstrators wore UIIIVMV(ITV-IIIOIIIIVII)II(OIUIT masks, used profanity or could uiwaHwtuiurwuiisofii not get two county residents to sign a demonstration permit form, (20^02-2221 Ramos, who introduced the www.bigburrito.com bill because of racial unrest in his district, said he would agree to Sorry, no takeout or especiales del cheffo. Not valid with any other promotion. an amendment that would only ban masks if they are worn while committing an act of ethnic intimidation. The Triangle • January 16,1998 National

Van G ogh paintings to visit W ashington, Los A ngeles

Carl Hartman He had moved to the town of the more famous “Potato cast by controversy over the paintings coming to the United ASSCKIATED PRESS Auvers to be under the care of Eaters,” also in the show, when authenticity of some of them, States is in question. WASHINGTON — Seventy Dr. Paul Gachet, whose portrait van Gogh was painting in a including a version of his famous The exhibit will be at the paintings by Vincent van Gogh by van Gogh sold in 1990 for a somber style unlike the brilliant­ “Sunflowers.” The picture was National Gallery of Art in that rarely leave his native record $82.5 million. The artist ly colored work he did after see­ bought by the Yasuda Fire and Washington, where admission is Holland, including some never managed to sell only one paint­ ing imrespsionist pictures in Marine Insurance Co. of Japan in free, from Oct. 4 to Jan. 3, 1999, seen in this country, will be ing during his lifetime. Paris. 1987 for $39.5 million, a record and then at the Los Angeles shown in Washington and Los Among the works to make “Only a visit to Amsterdam in at the time. A catalog published County Museum of Art, Jan. 17- Angeles this year and next. their first American appearance the past 25 years could equal the by Dutch scholar Jan Hulsker ApriU, 1999. They come from the collection is one of the earliest, experience visitors will have lists 45 paintings as possible The show is su p p o rted by started by his brother Theo and “Scheveningen Beach in Stormy when they see these breathtaking fakes. Andersen Consulting, a manage­ now housed in Amsterdam’s Weather,” painted when he was works created during the inten­ John Leighton, director of the ment and technology firm, and Van Gogh Museum, which has 29 about the time of an unhappy sively productive years of van Amsterdam museum, has been by the Federal Council on the over 700 of his works and is clos­ love affair with an alcoholic pros­ Gogh’s brief life,” said Earl A. quoted as saying that none of the Arts and the Humanities. ing for renovation. titute. Powell III, director of the “Van Gogh’s Van Goghs” will Also unseen here before National Gallery of Art. cover the whole career of the include a painting of the head of In his last five years, van Gogh painter, who killed himself at 37 a peasant woman and “Flying completed more than 800 paint­ after committing himself for a Fox,” both done a few years later. ings. year to a French insane asylum. They come from the period of A shadow has recently been

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Anh Dang Editor-in-Chief THE TRIANGLE Editorial Board Letters to the Editor Patrick Boyle Photo Editor Venu Gaddamidi Executive Business Manager Patricia O'Brien Eminence Grise OSIR column hit the mark because OSIR lost my preregistration. Jonathan Poet Editor-at-Large The administration needs to learn that it will be Editor: held accountable for its actions by the students of I am writing to express my support of Daniel Drexel University. The administration should be Bahar’s column about the Office of Student spending its time improving the present state of col­ Information and Records’ Web registration. I offer lege affairs. my support because I am one of the many students Craig G. Malesic that had to deal with OSIR’s “customer service,” Electrical and Computer Engineering '98 Pass on the Politics M khaelJ. Hyatt: Commentary W hether or not it is in his job description, University President Constantine Papadalcis has to play politics. Sometimes one needs to play the Furness Building's infusion political “gam e” just to get things done. W hat is im portant, though, isn’t the intricacies of the political game; it’s w hat you get out it. W hat Drexel would get out of hiring Police in M aster Plan is prom ising Com missioner Richard Neal as a security con­ t long last, the reality of the much-anticipated ognized by Drexel through its inclusion of the sultant is not so obvious. W hat would Neal do if renovations to Drexel University’s Frank building in its Master Plan. Renovations are planned over a two-year period, according to a pre­ h e w e re h i r e d b y D re x e l? AFurness Building is finally at hand. It has been 19 years since the University acquired owner­ liminary schedule of work published in a September Drexel has a strong leader in the Departm ent ship of die building, but unfortunately it has seen 1997 article in The Triangle, with work tentatively of Public Safety — Director Richard Cottom. In little use since its last commission as a bank, before scheduled to begin in fiscal year 1999. Earlier Cottom ’s two years at Drexel, he turned around its purchase by Drexel in 1979. Plans for its rehabili­ reports by The Triangle stated that it will serve as tation, however, have been included in the the U niversit/s alumni hall, and will also hold some the perception that Drexel Security was, at the University’s Master Plan for unifying the campus of the University’s art collection. very least, lackluster. grounds approved in September 1997. As a Drexel Regardless of the specific function, the building And while there’s m ore room for im prove­ architecture student, I think this is very exciting. will receive the attention vital to its preservation, m ent, Cottom has done a lot. Security’s visibility The building, designed by Frank Furness (1839- such as restorative maintenance to its masonry 1912) in 1876 as the Centennial Bank, has tremen­ shell. This will be critical if its present structural has increased. Security patrollers were stationed dous historical and architectural significance. First, integrity is to remain intact. outside the residence halls. Security call-boxes it was designed and built for the explicit purpose of Obviously in the larger scheme of the were replaced. The D epartm ent of Public Safety serving the many people expected to participate in University’s Master Plan, which is projected to cost even seems to be seeking meaningful feedback the nation’s centennial celebration being held that upwards of $157 million, renovations to the Frank year in nearby Fairmount Park. Also, this building Furness Building do not appear to be that signifi­ from the community. is among the many designs by Furness that openly cant. As an architecture student, however, I view It’s great that Papadakis can potentially use his challenged and transformed the reserved and uni­ things through my own frame of reference and see political clout for the benefit of Drexel. In this form images wrought by the Quaker values that this aspect of the Master Plan as Drexel’s contribu­ dominated Philadelphia architecture in the 19th tion to preserving the noble art of architecture. This instance, though, those benefits are not at all century. His designs had a profound and revolu­ reflects well on the University’s inner sense of value. a p p a r e n t. tionary effect on the visual perceptions of the city, The structures designed and built by Frank and this building is in many ways typical of his aes­ Furness are fundamental to the history of architec­ thetic vocabulary and design philosophies. ture in Philadelphia and are an important part of There should be no surprise that this building is the American architectural tradition. Consequently, recognized by both local and national preservation by restoring the Frank Furness Building, Drexel societies, with listings on the National Register of University lifts itself into the circle of first class Historic Places, the Historic American Buildings American universities. Survey, and a local registration with the Phila­ delphia Historical Commission. IMichacI J. Hyatt, a junior majoring in architecture, is treasurer It is very satisfying to see all of this, in effect, rec­ of the Drexel Architecture Society.

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I have lived in a lot of “Bangin’ in Little Rock,” which suggested I’m considerably less enamored with sit through an hour and a half of stories different places over Little Rock was a hot spot of gang-related Harrisburg. Having lived there for several about maple syrup, Joe Paterno’s cold the years, from big activity. The gangs portrayed in the special years, I can only say that the capital of sore, and Spot, the amazing puppy who cities to small towns. All were so vicious, their alumni b o a rd s Pennsylvania should be moved to either can stand on his head. And to tell you the of them have had one resigned in protest over their barbarism. Philadelphia or Pittsburgh, by force if nec­ truth, a lot of people in Harrisburg proba­ thing in common: they In real life, Arkansas is quite boring, essary. In fact, the entire middle of the bly sit in their houses saying things like were all full of people with only the occasional tornado or state should be surgically removed from "Spot, the wonder the pup? The hell with w h o h a d their class drunken brawl between Apple Pi and Tau Pennsylvania and deposited someplace taping that very special episode of Party O f schedules screwed up by Kappa Epsilon to liven things up. more appropriate, like hell. Five — I need the VCR for this! Honey, get OSIR. While Little Rock is full of nice people, Harrisburg is a town where the biggest the kids in here; they’ve got to see this!” I think it might be nice to take a break the towns in the countryside are full of attraction each year is the Farm Show, an M o v in g around a lot has taught me from the dramatic script I’m writing for slack-jawed, glassy-eyed yokels who hang exhibition where people of all ages can many valuable life skills. I’ve been able to D U T V Disque Hall: When Elevators signs in their towns like “Prepare to meet visit smelly pigs and cows while being adapt to new situations with ease. I’m A ttack!, and devote some time to looking Jesus!” Jesus was apparently on hand in escorted around the place by farmers who comfortable. And when I’m trying to get back at m y life. Fayetteville, Arkansas to perform his mira­ have the same down-home, salt-of-the- some service at the Korman center, the I spent a great deal of my youth in Little cle o f turning water into gasoline at earth personalities seen in such popular experience in assault and battery I picked Rock, Arkansas, a state noted for being the Ralph’s Gas ’n’ Munch. representations of rural life as Deliverance up on the mean streets of Little Rock has hom e o f President Bill C linton and for its Still, living in Arkansas allowed me to and Children o f the Corn. proved invaluable. state motto: “At Least W e’re Not as Bad as meet some wonderful friends, take in some Living in Harrisburg allows one the Mississippi.” When I mention that I lived beautiful scenery, and play with fireworks treat of an hour-and-a-half of local news Chris Puiak is a pre-junior majoring in information in Little Rock, people often bring up a spe­ on the fourth of July that were powerful each night. If you think you’ve experi­ systems. He watches Channel 10 news when he is cial HBO ran about six years ago entitled enough to kill an elephant. enced pain you don’t know what it’s like to homesick.

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L et’s talk more about among the Drexel elite. values an ideal product more than a satis­ Finally, let me take the advice of cus- “customer service.” First, customer service does not mean fied customer. tomer-service gurus and consider this “serving your customers well.” It does not What about Drexel? We don’t sell gro­ problem from the “customers’ perspec­ “Customer service” even mean “serving them really, really ceries. In customer-oriented jargon, we tive.” In the end, it does not matter that is the latest buzzword at well,” Customer service is a fundamentally don’t teach classes either. We educate stu­ the picture is complex. Only the goal mat­ Drexel. President Papa- different approach to doing business. dents. The goal of the University is stu­ ters: supermarkets must feed families; uni­ dakis injected the phrase A customer-oriented business defines dents’ intellectual, social, and spiritual versities must educate students. Students, “customer service” into itself in terms of satisfying the wants and growth. therefore, must be treated like customers. the community’s vocab­ needs of its customers rather than just Do our administrators and professors Students recognize customer service ulary. Now, student making a great product. Customer-orient­ really define their work in these terms? every time they walk into an administra­ leaders ask for it. Faculty members say we ed businesses are worried about the end- Yes and no. Papadakis certainly articu­ tive office, every time they visit a profes­ should demand it. Administrators claim consumer, not just the end-product. The lates this customer-orientation when he sor, every time they go to the Dragon’s that we are getting it. You even read about product is just a way to satisfy the cus­ speaks publicly and when he invites stu­ Den or to the bookstore. They recognize “custom er service” in The Triangle. to m er’s needs. dents to e-mail him at his easy-to-remem- that “customer service” is fundamentally One must wonder if substance lies A customer-oriented supermarket, for ber address: [email protected]. different from just “serving customers,” beyond the buzzword. “Customer service” example, defines its mission as “feeding Faculty and administrators at lower lev­ however well this service may be per­ reminds us of business fads, like “total families,” not “selling groceries.” els of the hierarchy seem less obsessed with form ed. quality management,” “reengineering,” Supermarket executives meet for hours to the customer, focusing instead on the In short, they recognize that an ideal lies and “flat hierarchies” that practice leader­ discuss how best they can feed families. If importance of their own area within the beyond this buzzword. ship through “ambiguous authority.” some junior associate seems too obsessed greater scheme. It is that ideal towards which we must Is “customer service” more than just with groceries, the executives will fire him. In fairness, it is much more difficult for aspire. “serving customers?” Does Drexel actually He doesn’t understand the true purpose of people within the depths of a hierarchy to Or else we should quit talking about practice “customer service?” the company. be obsessed with the organization’s mis­ “custom er service.” This week, I investigated the true mean­ Therein lies the key: customer service sion than it is for the person at the top: But ing of “customer service.” seeks to understand and satisfy the cus­ the entire organization must embrace the Daniel Bahar is a senior majoring in international My search ended in chapter one of my tomer’s wants and needs. This is a major concept for it succeed. Obviously, the pic­ area studies. He can't explain how "customer service* “Introduction to Marketing” textbook. So step beyond a product-orientation that ture is complex. became such a hip phrase. here’s the secret to the hippest phrase

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January 16,1998 THE TRIANGLE Page 15 Men's team falls to Delaware, 73-68

Delaware 73 Drexel 68

Matt DiFranco TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER Coming off the heels of an embarrassing 20 point loss at home against Hofstra three nights earlier, the Drexel men’s basketball team traveled to Delaware Jan. 13 hoping to wipe the slate clean on a disappointing season so far. The Dragons were eager to prove to their fans, America East, and themselves that they could play with intensi­ ty and win basketball games. However, the team was unable to^ake good on both ends as they were downed by the Blue Hens 73-68. Despite the loss, the Dragons did not go down with­ out a fight, as they erased the memory of an uninspiring first half which ended with Delaware ahead by 10 points, 37-27. The Dragons mounted a second half .... comeback on the strength of 59 ...... percent shooting from the field Patrick Boyle The Triangle and the leadership of sophomore Freshman Stephen Starks brings the ball up court during Drexel's game against Hofstra on Jan. 13. In 18 minutes of action, Starks scored 12 points. center Joe Linderman, who recorded 14 second half points, Drexel tied the game at 59 on a he was also called for an offensive Following the game, Drexel Perhaps Herrion is correct, but with 11 points, nine rebounds, jumper by freshman guard foul which resulted in Delaware head coach Bill Herrion recog­ Drexel was hurt most by and four steals. Stephen Starks with 6:18 left in tying the game without another nized the team’s frustration, stat­ Delaware’s outside shooting. The The Dragons face a tough the game. However, Delaware second tic^ng off the clock. ing, “We are in a hole, and right Blue Hens connected on 10 of 20 road ahead, traveling to Boston had an answer, as it extended its Delaware never lost the lead now I don’t have an exact answer three-point shots, including four to face a hot Northeastern team lead to five points with under again, hitting seven of nine free as to how we are going to get of five by Delaware Guard on Jan. 16 and defending four minutes to play. The Drag­ throws over the last minute to out.” However, Herrion was Kestutis Marciulionis, who came America East champion Boston ons refused to fold, scoring six seal the victory. The win tied the more upbeat than he was follow­ off the bench to score a team University on Jan. 18. Last sea­ straight points to take their first all-time series between the teams ing the Hofstra loss, saying, “I high 18 points. son, Drexel’s Boston road trip lead since they were up 4-2 early at 57, and equalized a similar loss think we competed tonight. 1 am For Drexel, its game lived and was a turning point in their sea­ in the game. However, in taking the Blue Hens suffered against proud of the way the kids died with Linderman, who fin­ son, when they dropped both the lead, the momentum swung Drexel on Dec. 3 at the PEAC. In played.” ished with 22 points and 11 games. The losses gave BU a bet­ decidedly in Delaware’s favor. that game, Drexel led by 15 at the Of particular concern for rebounds, but shot 6-for-14 from ter conference record at season’s Sophomore guard Bryant Cour- half, squandered the lead in the Herrion was the Dragon’s play in the field and committed a team end, forcing the Dragons to trav­ sey put in a layup for a 65-64 second, and held on for a 65-63 the paint, as he noted, “We’re high seven turnovers. Coursey el to Boston for the America East Drexel lead with 2:08 to play, but victory. getting really hurt inside.” also had a strong game, finishing championship game. Dragons drop second home game in a row

the game. Hofstra extended its was undoubtedly felt by Herrion, 84 Hofstra lead to 15 with 11:42 to play, but who appeared sullen and defeat­ Men's basketball Drexel 64 the Dragons cut it to 65-57 at ed following the game. Herrion stated, “We took a thorough 8:46. After that, it was all Hofstra, @ Drexel 64,r Hofstra------84 Drexel 68, @Delaware 73 M a tt DiFranco as the Dutchmen went on a 19-3 beating today. They are a much Hofstra 37 47 - 84 Drexel 27 41 - 68 TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER run which put them up 84-60 better basketball team than we Drexel 31 33 64 Delaware 37 36 73 DREXEL (64) DREXEL (68) Say “Speedy” to a Phila­ with under a minute to play. are right now.” fg ft reb fg ft reb Claxton scored nine of Hofstra’s Furthermore, Herrion ques­ min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts min m-a nrva o-t a pf pts delphia basketball fan, and you Sanders 28 2-9 0-0 2-5 1 5 4 Neisler 22 1-3 0-0 0-0 0 3 2 will probably start a conversation final 19 points. tioned the physical and mental Kouser 16 1-3 0-0 2-5 1 3 2 Sanders 21 4-9 1-1 1-1 0 5 9 Linderman 30 5-7 7-8 2-12 2 3 17 Linderman 35 6-14 10-16 4-11 3 4 22 about LaSalle’s head coach The Dragons, the defeat was a toughness of his team, saying, “1 Gaffney 11 0-1 0-0 0-0 3 0 0 Coursey 35 5-10 1-2 3-9 2 4 11 Speedy Morris. Say “Speedy” to a demoralizing one, as it came on am a little let down at the way DeRocckis 35 3-11 0-0 0-0 1 2 7 DeRocckis 38 5-11 1-2 0-4 1 3 13 Coursey 29 5-15 2-2 1-3 5 2 13 Gaffney 10 0-0 0-0 0-0 2 2 0 Drexel basketball fan, and that their home court, which they had [the loss] happened. I think Williams 13 3-5 0-0 1-2 1 0 7 Dearborn 1 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 fan might cringe at the thought last played on when Hartford maybe what has to happen right Riley 11 0-2 0-0 1-4 1 2 0 Starks 17 3-5 0-0 0-3 0 0 6 Starks 18 5-10 1-1 2-5 0 1 12 Kouser 16 2-3 1-2 1-5 0 3 5 of Craig “Speedy” Claxton, burned them in overtime six now with this basketball pro­ Dearborn 7 1-2 0-0 0-0 0 0 2 Riley 5 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 gram is that we need to take a few Neisler 2 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Totals 200 26-56 14-23 9-33 8 26 68 sophomore point guard for the days earlier. Totals 200 25-65 10-11 11-36 15 18 64 Percentages: FG .464; FT .609; 3pt 2-8, .250. Team Hofstra Flying Dutchmen. In addition, the contest steps backwards before we move Percentages: FG .385; FT .909; 3pt 4-22, .182 Team Rebounds; 0. Blocked Shots: 1. Turnovers; 20. Steals: 8 Claxton dissected the Dragon marked Drexel’s worst regular forward.” Rebounds: 0. Blocked Shots; 1. TurnovefS: 10. Steals; 1 DELAWARE (73) defense and led his team to an season conference loss since the Sophomore center Joe HOFSTRA (84) fg ft reb 84-64 drubbing of Drexel on Jan. school entered the North Linderman, who finished with 17 fg ft teb min m-a m-a 0-t pf pts min m-a m-a 0-t a pf pts Peiii'es 37 4-10 5-10 1-8 4 13 10 at the PEAC. Atlantic Conference (renamed points and 12 rebounds for Brown 23 3-9 0-0 1-3 2 4 6 Dd'.-. 39 4-8 1-2 0-1 1 10 America East in 1996) in the Drexel, was the only starter for Gittens 25 10-13 2-4 7-10 1 1 22 pfr" 7 36 0-4 4-6 2-9 4 4 Claxton led the Dutchmen Posey 31 7-10 1-2 3-10 2 3 15 Mr. ■ 20 2-3 2-2 1-4 0 8 with 22 points, nine assists, and 1991-92 season. The loss also the Dragons to score in double Claxton 34 7-18 8-11 3-8 9 1 22 OiOLlI 8 0-1 2-2 0-1 0 2 Renfro 30 2-5 4-4 0-2 4 0 9 Perry 31 6-12 0-0 0-2 3 15 eight rebounds as Hofstra put marked the first time that a figures. Davis 10 0-1 0-0 0-2 0 0 0 Bennett 7 1-1 1-3 0-1 3 3 the Dragons to sleep early and Drexel team coached by Bill Of the game Linderman com­ Richardson 23 4-11 0-0 0-3 3 0 8 Marciulionis JL 4-7 6-6 0-1 J- Beckett 24 1-4 0-0 0-2 2 2 J. Totals 200 21-46 21-33 4-27 12 17 73 coasted t< ' ictory. Down six at Herrion has lost two consecutive mented, "It was the most embar­ Totals 200 34-71 15-21 14-40 23 11 84 Percentages; FG .457; FT .636; 3pt 10-20, .500. Team Percentages: FG .479; FT .714; 3pt 1-10. .100, Team half time, the Dragons never home games. rassing thing I ever had to go Rebounds: 0. Blocked Shots: 2. Turnovers: 19. Steals: 8. Rebounds: 0. Blocked Shots: 2. Turnovers: 3. Steals: 4. came any closer for the rest of The significance of the loss through in basketball.” 1 6 Sports The Triangle • January 16,1998

Women's basketball standings

upd««dt/14 Women beat Delaware AnMrica East Overall W L Pet. W t Pet. Maine 6 0 1.000 10 2 .833 Vermont 5 1 .833 9 4 .692 for 2d time this season Towson 5 1 .833 9 5 .643 Hartford 4 2 .667 5 9 .357 Northeastern 2 3 .400 5 8 .385 Hofstra 2 4 .333 8 6 .571 Drexel 2 4 .333 5 8 .385 New Hampshire 2 4 .333 4 9 .308 Delaware 1 5 .167 4 9 .308 Boston University 0 5 .000 2 11 .154

Schedule/Results pat? Opponent Time Nov. 17 @Lafayette L 74-60 Nov. 22 Morgan State W 58-53 Dec. 3 Delaware *1 W 73-63 Dec. 6 Towson * L 75-56 Dec. 13 @ St. Francis L 63-42 Dec. 17 Wagner W 61-47 Dec. 20 La Salle (@ The Palestra) L 66-53 Dec. 22 Central Florida W 74-72 Dec. 29 @ Mount Saint Mary's L 56-51 Jan. 2 @ Hartford * L 57-51 Jan. 4 @ Vermont * L 79-67 Jan. 10 @ Hofstra * L 63-56 Jan. 13 @ Delaware *! W 73-48 Jan. 16 Boston University * 7:00 p.m. Jan. 18 Northeastern * 1:00 p.m. Jan. 22 Maine * 7:00 p.m. Jan, 24 New Hampshire * 1:00 p.m. Jan. 26 Colgate 7:00 p.m. Jan. 29 @ Boston University * 7:00 p.m. Jan. 31 @ Northeastern * 1:00 p.m. Feb. 7 Hofstra *1 1:00 p.m Feb. 13 Hartford * 7:00 p.m. Feb.l5 Vermont * 1:00 p.m. Feb. 19 @Maine * 7:30 p.m. Feb. 21 @New Hampshire * 1:00 p.m. Feb. 26 @Towson * 7:30 p.m George Papayinnfs Triangle File Photo March 4-7 America Championships @Maine TBA Drexel's Mikki Miller (left), Marie Neibert (middle), and Jen MacNeill eye a rebound in Drexel's game against Morgan State earlier this season. * America East opponent I Scheduled men'sMomen's doubleheader Five Drexel players scored in double digits. “Duriog the second half, we started to pull away from It was the Dragons'largest margin of victory Delaware, and we never looked since the 1994-95 season. back,” said freshman Marie Neibert. “Our momentum car­ same fate. In addition, Drexel ried us to our first on-the-road Drexel 73 had five players who scored in victory.” Delaware 4 8 double digit — MacNeill with 14, Maslowski said, “We came Men's basketball standings Maslowski with 12, sophomore out intense and just played hard. Chris Puzak Maureen Michaels with 13, Everything seemed to click for us TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER sophomore Mikki Miller with 10, that night, and it felt great to win America East Overall After a disappointing 63-56 and junior Laura Lyons with 12. at the end.” w L Pet. WL Pet. loss to Hofstra on Jan. 10, the In addition to being the top With the win against Northeastern 3 1 .750 7 5 .583 Dragons finally put an end to rebounder with 14 boards, Delaware, the Dragons are now Vermont 5 2 .714 9 5 .643 their four game losing streak in a MacNeill also tied with 2-3 in America East. Their next Hofstra 4 2 .667 10 6 .625 game against the Delaware Blue Maslowski for most steals with contest will be Jan. 16 against Delaware 4 2 .667 8 5 .615 Hens on Jan. 13. It was the first four. Boston University at the PEAC. Hartford 4 3 .571 7 7 .500 Drexel 3 3 America East victory for the .500 5 7 .417 Boston University 2 2 .500 7 6 .539 Dragons, since their other con­ Women's basketball New Hampshire 3 4 .429 7 8 .467 test against Delaware on Dec. 3. Maine ^ 1 5 .167 4 10 .286 The game started with a four Jan 14 Towson 0 5 .000 2 10 .167 point Drexel lead in the opening Drexel 56/ @ Hofstra 63 Drexel 73, Delaware 48 minutes. The scoring by the two Drexel 24 32 _ 56 Drexel 22 35 _ 57 Northeastern 28 35 — 63 Delaware 25 22 — 47 teams remained close through­ DRAGONS (56) DRAGONS (73) out the first half, with the lead fg ft reb fg ft reb Schedule/Results min nva m-a o-t a pf pts min m-a m-a o-t a pf pts changing several times. Delaware MacNeill 37 6-10 4-7 0-5 1 2 16 MacNeill 35 5-11 4-9 7-14 0 1 14 QiS£ Opponent Jjioe Vebtosky 17 0-4 0-0 1 2 2 Vebrosky 23 1-7 4-4 1-3 0 3 6 managed to tie the game with 38 2-2 Nov. 29 @ Monmouth ' W 57-51 Lyons '3^ 2-5 6-6 1-6 1 0 10 Maslowski 23 4-7 4-6 2-7 0 5 12 seconds left to go in the half, but Michaels 33 2-6 4-5 0-1 3 3 8 Michaels 32 3-9 7-10 1-1 1 1 13 Dec. 3 Delaware*! W 65-63 two free throws by freshman for­ Millet :-20 2-7 3-4 4-13 0 4 7 Millet 21 3-5 4-4 0-4 0 4 10 Dec. 6 @Towson* W 65-60 McGlnty 10 0-1 0-0, 0-0 0 3 0 McGlnty 21, 3-5 4-4 0-4 0 4 10 ward Heather McGinty gave Neibert 6 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 2 6 Lyons 29 4-10 3-3 3-7 1 1 12 Dec. 14 @ Notre Dame L 70-78 Drexel a 26-24 advantage. Maslowski 23 3-6 7-10 2-6 'o 4 13 Freddie ,2 0-0 0-0 0-0 1 0 0 Dec. 20 La Salle (@ The Palestra)! W 75-70 Mix 3 0-0 0-0 ■ 0-0 0 1 0 McGovern 6 0-2 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 About a minute into the sec­ Mazzie 5 0-0 0-0 : 0-1 1 0 0 Neibert 8 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 2 0 Dec. 26 Princeton (@ Madison Square Garden) L 56-58 Totals 200 15-39 26-,34 7-33 8 21 56 Knight 1 0-0 . o-o 0-0 0 0 0 Dec. 27 St. John's (@ Madison Square Garden) L 46-75 ond half, Delaware regained the Percentages: f 6 .385, FT 765; 3pt 0-3, .000 •Bieiir 1 1-1 0-0 0-1 0 0 2 Jan. 2 Vernnont* W 76-74 lead. After a layup by senior for­ Team Rebounds 0 Mix 6 0-0 0-0 ;o-o 0 2 0 ward Jen MacNeill, Drexel’s Blocked Shots: 1 ( Miller 1) Mazzle 1 ' 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Jan. 4 Hartford* L 85-87(01) Turnovers: 28. { MacNeill 4, Vebrosky 1, Lyons 5, Bono 1 1-1 0-0 0-.1 0 0 2 Jan. 7 @ Richmond L 57-66 offense started to heat up and Michaels S, Miller^', Neibett I, Mix 2). Totals 200 22-54 28-38 16-41 5 22 73 Steals: 7. ( MacNeill 1, Lyons i. Michaels 2, M.izzie 1). Jan. 10 Hofstra* L 64-84 brought its lead to 16. Percentages; FG .407; FT ,737:3pt 1-6, .16'7'{ Lyons I). Jan. 13 @ Delaware *! L 68-73 While a six point run by HYING DUKHW^lMtN (tjj) Teapi Rebounds: 2. • " Blocked-Shots: I. ( MacNeill 1). Jan. 16 @ Northeastern* 7:00 p.m. Delaware threatened to make a-, mil) in-a in-fl . pi pts Turnovers: 16. ( MacNeill 4, Vebrosky 2,, Maslowski 2, Jan, 18 Boston University* 1:00 p.m. Btennan 10 2-1 0-0 0-0 4 4 Michaels 2, Lyons l/ftedclie 1, Neibed 1). . comcback, Drexel quickly recov- Jan. 20 Pennsylvania (@ The Palestra) 7:30 p.m. Bolls IS 0-^ t.-» 0-1 4 1. Steals; 12. { MaeNelll 4, Maslowski 2, Michaels 4, Lyons ered and went on to win the boiilon 3D 10-18 5-8 ■5-l4 3 2S Jan. 22 @ Maine* 7:30p.m. Antli’ison M3 1-3 1-4 1 5 Jan. 24 @ New Hampshire * 1:00 p.m. game at 73-48. T margin of victo­ Kivei.i .ib.,.. £vltt i-i 6-J ■ 14 BLUE.ritNS (48) ry was the greatest the Dragons Mijk|ueen A 1-1. O-O' O'-O 0 > ft t^b Jan. 29 Boston University * 7:00 p.m. Smiiti ■11 ' 0-2 ■ 1-1 mill m-a m a o-t a pf pts Jan. 31 Northeastern * l :00 p.m. have had since a game against Abioniavayi- 1-4 -0-0 :-i Wh.tliny ;ij 4-;’ 2-7 10-15 1 3 10 Hartford in the 1994'‘)5 season. Dulty 20 0-0 2-2 Ley^urt 34 4-18 3-5 2-S 0 3 11 f eb. 3 Towson* 7:30 p.m. Momssev 0-0 00 0-0 0 Street 28 48 1-1 4-9' 0 1 9 Feb. 5 St. Joseph's (@ The Palestra) 7:30 p.m. 8 J-l .^-3 lohnsori 23 _ ,3-ft 2-4 2-2 1 5 8 Every player in the Drexel lineup Feb. 7 @ Hofstra * TBA Irtui'. 63 McFifJitjorij ’0-a , •. ,2-6 0-4 1 S ■ 2 saw playing time during the Pertentages;'r'G .182; ft S24, ,?pi 0-;, .000 () Porac 26 2-9 0-0 6-8 2 5 5 Feb, 13 @ Hartford* 7:00 p.m. game. Team Rebounds: 4 Corcoran 1 0-0 0-0 0*0 0 0 0 Feb.!5 @Vermont*' jtf 1:00p,m. Blocked Shots; I ( Goidon 1, Pine 1). PlCjlJOt 0-1 0-2 1-1 0 3 0 Drext^ as a team did’well M Turnuvers: 20. ( Bttic.nan 2, Boils 2. uofdon 3, Stout 1-6 1-2 2-2 0 2 i ^^eb, 20 Maine * (@ Tht ^lestra) 9:00 p.m. around, committing only io Aiideisoo “i. Riveiii4, Smith 1, Oulfy .t, FHne 2l ' Totals- '■ 18-61 11-27 2^-56 5 27 48 feb. 22 New Hampshife’"^ 1:00 p.m, Steals: 14 (Bfe(\njn 1', GorcJon 2, Anderson 4 Hiveia4, turnovegjHp Delaware’s 24. Diiffy 3). Percentages: FG .2^5; FT .407,3pt 1-7, .143 (Poiac I). Feb. 27-Mar. 1 America East Championships @ Delaware TBA Forward Mldnelie Maslowski was Team Reboufids:4 Mar. 7 America Channpjpnship Game @ higher seed TBA Blocked Sh«iU:« (W.hitling 1, Street 5). the only Drexel player to foul out Turnovers: 24 .(WhWin'g 2, Lei^eit 4, Street 4, Jotinson 4, Keisha McFadiqon 5, Porat 2, Pigyot I, Stout 2). * America East opponent of the game, while three Steals; 6.'( Loyfert 1, Johnson 2, Kei'sha McFadigon I, ! 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Anh Dang senior Josh Stanley. Stanley ______FREE ______EDITOR-IN-CHIEF dropped to 19-3 on the season Junior Eric McGrath and with Ae loss. ‘"CANCUN &.NEGRIL sophomore Damien Craighton “Josh was wrestling a real scored important major deci­ strong opponent. He fell behind sions to rally the Drexel wrestling and got frustrated,” Childs said. team past North Carolina State Key wins by McGrath at 177 on Jan. 10 at the Physical pounds and Craighton at 190 Education Athletic Center. pounds put Drexel back on top packages also available to: The N.C. State Wolfpack for good. Childs said, “They were arrived at the PEAC a few min­ wrestling to their capabilities. I Nassau, Bahamas, Psuiaina Qty, fl utes after the match’s scheduled was very pleased.” Ft. Lauderdale. FL ♦ S. F^dre Island, TX starting time, thus delaying the At heavyweight, A.J. match for about 30 minutes. Lyczkowski gave up a loss, but Thavei Tree — CaB.^I>etaHs However, the visitors defeated Drexel still won the match 18-17. Drexel in three out of the first The win evened out the team’s 800657-4048 four weight classes for a 10-3 dual meet record at 2-2. lead. Early last week, Drexel lost to Senior Bill Brown’s major the 15th-ranked Lock Haven 26- decision win at 150 pounds start­ 12 on Jan. 8. The match was \ ed the Dragons’ comeback. played at William Penn High Brown, who still feels the effect of School. Sophomore 118- a concussion he suffered in a pounder Justin Gottwald, Brown, MandlMjrs )'■ Dec. 6 match, improved his sea­ and Stanley scored victories for son record to 12-2. the Dragons. Freshman 158-pounder Kyle The team will host Army, Talley tied up the team SQ<|re at Boston College, and Seton in a 10-10 with a last-second game- tripleheader this Saturday start­ winning take down. Head coach ing at 1 p.m. in the PEAC. Jack Childs said the way Talley According to Childs, the week­ came back to win showed the end schedule is similar to what “confidence” he wants all his wrestlers would face in the post­ team members to possess. season tournament. “It will show After Talley’s win. North where we are in terms of mental Carolina State regained the lead and physical conditions,” Childs after a rare loss by 167-pound said.

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Newly 2 t)edroom apartment, 3708 Hamilton, Entire 2nd 2 bedroom/ 2 bath Apt, - LR, DR kitchen, small A must seel One bedroom apt. for sublease Febi- renovated, W/D. Available 1/1/98, $1500/m 387- floor. Freshly painted, Washer/Dryer on premises. yard, Drexel Area Washer/Dryer $550/month, utili- Septl w/an option to renew. 4217 Baltimore Ave. The Triangle offers listings in the 4137 Avail now! $675,00 plus utils, Franklin Investment ties paid, Joe 467-0776______Carpeted, new appliances, great landlord, security system. $4(K)/mo+utilities. Call Amy 849-2112 ext Six bedroom, 2 1/2 bath House, 4xx N, 38th above Realty (215) 382-7368,______Two, one-bedroom apartments in private home following categories. in Powelton village. Laundry and cable available. 184 from 9-5,662-9967 after 5. Baring, Fabulous contemporary with fireplace, A must seel One bedroom apt, for sublease Febl- Call (215)387-6517 or (609)771-3335(days) or central air, washer/dryer etc. Avail now. S i,550 Sept 1 w / an option to renew, 4217 Baltimore (609)637-0412(evenings),______Roommates Apartments plus utils, FRANKLIN INVESTMENT REALTY Ave. Carpeted, new appliances, great landlord, WM ISO 2 cool open minded undergrd to get a (215)382-7368,______Gov't foreclosed homes from pennies on SI. Sublets security system. S400/mo+utilities, Call Amy 849- Delinquent Tax, Repo's. REO's. Your area. Toll free place in South St area sometime in 3/98. Must be 3312 Hamilton Street: Efficiencies, one and two Roommates 2112 ext 184 from 9-5,662-9967 after 5, (1) 800-218-9000 Ext, H-7685 clean, grad with real job, and life, Bedrooms from $299/mo and up. Heat, gas, hot For Sale Spacious one bedroom. Sunny hardwood floors, [email protected]______water incl. All apts have walk-in closets, lots of 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Efficiencies, one and laundry facilities, $560,00 including all utilities, Roommate for a two bedroom apartment located Wanted windows, walking distance to school, 349-9429 two bedrooms from S299/mo up. Heat gas and 112 North 34th street, (610)527-7809 hot water incl. All apts have walk-in closets, lots of on 3300 Spring Garden St. The room will be avail­ Text Books One bedrooms, 314N. 32nd at Powelton. $420 windows, walking distance to school. 349-9429. able starting March 15. The rent is $225-i-utilities. includes heat. Avail now, 3841 Hamilton, $400 & Very large two bedroom. Close to campus. Sunny, Please call 387-6108 for more informations. Services Clean, affordable apartments located close to utils. Avail now, FRANKLIN INVESTMENT REALTY wall to wall carpet, 3632 Powelton Avenue Drexel dorms. Heat and Hot water paid, small Female non-smoking roommate needed for the Help Wanted (215)382-7368, $525,00 plus utilities, (610)527-7809. pets welcome. Call 610-664-7779 or fax 610-664- spring term to share an apartment. Single room Lost & Found 3538 with great campus location near the dorms. Rent Announcements is $300/month plus utilities. Leave a message at Personals Sublets 864-4511,______C m t i d n i 34th and Race. Five bedroom , two bath apt. 3312 Hamilton Street, Two bdr apartment. 12 min 3600-06 Spring Garden Right next to campus! $300/month, heat includ­ walk to campus. S599/mon, heat, gas & hot water Placing Classifieds ed. 1 to 3 people can move in at the end of incl. Avail now. Call 222-5041 or mail sc22 Close to Drexel March, Call and leave a message at 386-4426, Room'^ needed for spacious, luxurious, 5 bedroh, Carpeted, Bar, Deck and many more The deadline for placing a classified Large beautiful apt w/1 br partially furnished for Efficiencies $325-340 $525/month, Incl util cable and W/D Big enough extras. Call '.'in nr Chris at 243-0158 ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday Studio $350-375 for two people, 1 Block from dorms, 5 month or Female non-smoker to share luxury apartment on before the ad's publication date. less lease. Great for co-op or just spring and sum­ city ave. Fully furnished, security, fitness room & 1 Bedroom $425 mer semesters, call 387-0938 more. Avail immediately. Call Christina 215-477- Fornns are available outside The 2 Bedroom $525 3600 Spring Garden Street— One Bedroom apt. 8211 or leave message, S410-^elec & phone only. Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister Drexel Shuttle service every 15 minutes on corner outside of building. Lease remaining up till September. Deposit of Looking for third roommate. For 4 bedroom plac­ only one month In advance. Heat and Gas $425 er, 2 bath, central air, gas heat, dishwasher, W/D, Hall. They nnust be connpleted in full Security Guard on premise 24 hours a day. Intercom Security. Heat & Hot water included. Laundry facilities on premises. only. Apt is in a very good condition— new win­ W /W carpet, Good security, newly remodeled, 5 and writing should be legible. dows and paint. Shuttle close. 24 hr security and min bike tride to Drexel, $185/mon+security CALL 5 5 1 - 9 1 0 0 maintainance, W/D. Pis call Vijay/Rekha 222-4834 deposit,-hutil, 3901 Baring street. Call 243-0374 If there are no copies of the or email at [email protected] eve or leave a message. classified form available, write your ad on a full sheet of paper. You must include your name, organi­ zation, phone number and address. If you are a Drexel student, include your student number. Always make note of the date the ad was placed, 387-1213 and the seaion in which you wish the ad to appear. Be sure to sign your name. c t > iz------z a In Person STAVRANT Place forms in the slot outside The Triangle office. 387-1260 Mail The Triangle Ann; Classifieds Manager 32nd & Chestnut Streets Pizza of the month: Philadelphia, PA 19104 Fax (215)895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the check or money order should be faxed and the original should be mailed or dropped off in person. Pesto & Chicken E-mail If you are a Drexel student, you can E-mail your ad to the classifieds Made with Pesto Sauce, tender slices manager at triangleclassifieds@ drexel.edu. Include the information of Chicken Breasts & fresh tomatoes. outlined above. Costs & Limits L a r ^ SmaU Drcjre/ Advtrtistrs Cost: Free. Normal ad rates apply for personal businesses and apart­ W a s $ p $ 0 W a s ^ ^ ments. Limits: 2 classified ads per person per issue, with a 40 word maximum Now $9.95 Now $5.70 for each. 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No classifieds will be accepted over $5.35 the telephone. Multiple ads with $6.95 !$10.95 duplicate subjects will not be H- tax Good only accepted unless they are paid for. after 8:00 p.m. Ads may be cancelled, corrected or Must mentkm mipim when ortirrmy Must merition coiifKm when ordering ^ _ Must mention coupon when ordering /ttr di'lixvry 'for delivery J ^ V for delivery continued by notifying the Can '< he amihined willi uny other offer C««'< he conthined with any other offer Can't be combined with any other offer classifieds staff by the 5:00 p.m. I Tuesday deadline. You must include Offer expires 1/31 /98 ■ 1^ Offer expires 1/31/98 j ^ Offer expires 1/31/98 j your phone number with your correspondence. L The Triangle • January 16,1998 Classifieds 2 1 Roommates Textbooks Lost & Found Announcements Personals Female needed to share 2 bedroom apartment in Signs of life (2nd ed) for HumlOl, Contemfxirary RETURNED. Call 895-2925 and ask for Mike or Hottest destinations! Lowest prices! (^r«> trips, SWM, 19, Drexel Student, seeks SWF for inovies, King of Purssia area. (610)278-3431.______Nutrition study guide(3rd ed) for Nutrition+Food leave message, email at cernicmd parties, drinks!!!! SunSplash 1-800-426-7710, food, random fun, female domination, and foot One male roomate needed to share a roomy SciencelOOor 101. Call Vishal 571-4842. @post.drexel.edu or stop by MacAlister Rm wvw.SunSplashTourscom worship. No commitments, just good times. Email condo. It has very modern appliances, plus textbook for sale: ECON 212/ECON 211, 4029(IMS). Did I mention there was a REWARD ? Free T-Shirt +$1000, Credit card fundraisers for nice-guy@writetne,com garage and jacuzzi. Located in safe NE Philly. Only Economics, 13th edition by McConnell & Brue. Cal fraternities, sororities or groups. Any campus Thank you to the kind person who left my lost 15 min from Drexel. Train just a walk away. Only (610)337-8782. Announcements organization can raise upto $1000 by earning a planner on the table in 327 Ranclell where I could $240. Call Stan or Steve now at 824-3009 ORGB361/303, MKGT343, SOC150, POM302, Spring break '98 get going! Cancun, Jamaica, whopping $5,00/VlSA application. Call 1-800- find it, instead of just taking it. I appreciate your Near 69th Street terminal, one bedroom w/own ACCTG323, BLAW340, INTIR332/334, Bahamas & Florida. Group discounts & free drink 9^2-0528 ext 65,______thoughtfulness which allowed me to find my bath and closet. Two bedroom apt. Available BSTAT201/202, FIN346, CHEM111/112. if you are parties! Sell 5 & go free! Book now! Free Cash Grants! Collec]e, scholarships, Business, planner, Tliank You, now. S350-^elec. Call 0on@ 473-1509 or email interested in these text book. Call Jim @349-2787 VISA/MC/Disc/Amex 1 800-234-7007. Medical bills. Never repay Toll Free 1-800-218- http://www.endlessummertours.com sg93a752. Financial accounting, a decision making 9000ExtG-7685______32nd and Baring. Newly renovated 3 bedroom approach by King, Lembke, Smith edition 1997 Act now! Last chance to reserve your spot for Earn $750-$ 1500/week. Raise all the money your apt. Freshly painted, wall to wall carpeting. 2 for ACCTG 101, only $55. West's Business Law by Spring break group discounts for 6 or more. Call student groups needs by sponsoring a VISA ^ ^ U k iian 13 VI-; baths, kitchen, living/TV room. Close to Drexel. Clarkson, Miller, Cross, Jentz sixth edition for leisure tours for South Padre, Cancun, Jamaica, Fundraise on your campus. No investment & very RllAI.TOk’ Seeking 3rd roomate. S267/m onth+elec. Call BLaw/Legal options. $55 only. Call 386-3055 or and Florida. 1-800-838-8203 www. little time needed, Theres no obligation, so why leisuretours.com Studios, 1 BRs. Close to Scott 895-2732 or Vince 386-5355. Leave msg. email sg96d595 not call for information today. Call 1-800-323- campus. $349-499. Heat Looking for a female non-smoker to share a 2 S 1000's possible typing part time. At home. Toil 8454 X95 included. Available now. bedroom luxury apt on city Ave.Fitness Room, Services Free 1-800-218-9000 Ext T-9685 for listings, Gays Lesbians and Bisexuals at Drexel holds its Cull iiur Rrnlul Department at 222-4HIX) about available aininmcnts and hou.sc.s in University security, pool all included. Fully Furnished. Is your roommate a slob? Is the housework get­ #1 Spring Break*” Don't get burned***Sunsplash weekly meeting at 6 p m, on Tuesday at the rity / PowcUon Village, Available immediately. Call Christina or leave ting to be too much for you? Let us do it for you. tours!! The reliable Spring Break Co, 12 years exp. Creese Video Lounge, Everyone is welcome. message (215)477-8211 S410-helectric only. House and apartment cleaning available at low For Sale rates, contact: 387-3135 JOIN us FOR LUNCH!!! Academic Bistro is selling Help Wanted tickets for lunch every Tuesday. $8.00 per person. Student wanted with MIS, COSC, CIF background Call 895-2992 to make reservations. in Cost Benefit Analysis. Professional attitude and '91 Honda Civic 5spd, PW, AM/FM/Cassette radio, work ethics needed. Begins 2/1/98. Duration of 2- A/C, new tires, $3200 obo. Call Mark 980-0893 3 mon. and might lead to a F/T permanent posi­ tion. $15-18/Hr. Will train. Call 387-6435 or email: MacPerforma, 75MHz PowerPC 603 RISC, 8MB of [email protected] or gsmamun@queen. RAM, 1 gigabyte HD, CD drive, 15 inch display, mcs.drexel.edu ClarisWorks, Expresso, Good for schoolworks. Call: Dayan 215-877 81 56 or mail st956c59. Nannies needed on a F/T, P/T & tem p basis. A Ca/ibar System Company Experience and references required. 1-888-696- Honda Accord 1987. Auto, 4 dr, power every- 4224.______thing,cruise Ctrl, ac, sunroof, amfm cass, new emm/insp.ln excellent condition. $2500 obo. Call Dinosaur Volunteers wanted at the Academy of (215)387-1763.______Natural Sciences. Pitch in during April at Dinofest, T h e World's Fair of Dinosaurs,’ to be held at the LOOKING FOR THE BEST 19' Magnavox TV, with remote control. Ask for Civic center, or join the Academy's volunteer staff $80. Call Li at (215) 222 - 6577 or email sg967z9d in the newly renovated Dinosaur Hall. Traning Boa Constrictor For Sale, 2 years old. Healthy and starts soon! Contact: Lois Kuter, Volunteer Office, PART-TIME JOB? Real Friendly, Loves People and shows this by Academy of Natural Sciences, 1900 Benjamin Squeezing real tight!!! Big Aquarium, Heat Lamps, Franklin Parkway, Philadelphia, PA 19103. Accessories all included to make your NEW friend­ (215)299-1029. ly Snake feel right at home! $300 cheap!!! Mom Administrative Assistant - Various office duties, car Your local RPS facility is looking for the best ccmdidates to will love it! Call Mike at 382-4827 for further info required, 15hrs/wk now, full time starting June. fill yeor round part-time, pockage hondlef positions. on this amazing offer. Office on Powelton Ave. 830-0142 2 year old Ball Python, male, almost 3 feet long. Im m ed iate openings: Earn $11+ p er hour, Comes with cage, rock heaters and little cave. evenings and weekends available. Don't settle for Selling for $150 negotiable. Call 386-3971. flipping burgers. You deserve more! Good people, Cell phone, Ethernet card $10 Flip phone w/digi- good money, good fun! Call for info:629-8586 GREAT NEW WAGES tal security lock. Small rX 4 ", Pocket clip. Call Vishal 571-4842. Lost & Found $8.50-9.()0/l*' and $9.00-9.50 after 90 days! Seized cars from &175. Porsches, Cadillacs, REWARD IF RETURNED: Lost a pair of brown Revo Chevys, BMW's, Con/ettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD's. Your sunglasses at the MacAlister mac machine i?n area. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. A-7685 Christmas eve. Very sentimental, REWAFlS^F KPS ALSOOffERS; Big sofa $20, twin bed $30, cabinet $20, fan$10, telephoneSS, answering machine$5, lamp$10. Call 386-7077 or email sg95jees Tuition ossistaiKe acdit after 90 days (.50Ar) '96 Honda Civic DX 4 dr sdn, blue. AT&AC. Anti­ theft, 1300 miles. Excellent condition, moving Variety e( thifts lo fit your schedule: sale, ask $11,500 obo. 610-722-9657 or email [email protected] Early nMiming, afternoon, evenings 4*5 hn/day One single bed w/frame. Clean, like new. $75. Call meric at @243-2563. Apply in person Monday thru Thursday 9 am ■ 5 p«n Performa 5200.8M RAM & stylewriter 1200 +soft- ware. Call 482-4941 after 6 PM.______'89 Toyota Celica GT, black, auto, cruise, cass., 97K Address: ■miles. Ngv^rakei'Shocks.'Sffa muffler, AC RPS, kie charged. Runs great. Asking $4095. Call Sergio at BEST 610-409-8204. ■ ; - ^ . 14300 Townsend Rd. Seized cars from &175. Porsches, Cadillacs, W.ORIPA PRICE PhiiAdelphia, PA 19154 iChevys, BMW's, Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD's. Your fejrea. Toll free 1-800-218-9000 Ext. A-7685 Call feday! Space is limited Text Books 1800648-4849 All books 20% off bookstore's used price: “The hi-CampiM R m s N eeded .Irony of Democracy’ by; Dye and Ziegler Sell T r^ s, Ecn'n Cash & A uSulef Sjfslem Compa/iif ■‘ Sensation and Perception' by: Harvey Richard fro v e lF re e 'Schiffman 'Psychology' by: Wayne Writen RPS is an equal opportunity employen Respond by email to: [email protected] or call Angie at: 545-7288 .ORGB 300 - $50/ POM 300/302 - $20 Call 387- 1763

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Efficiencies from $304 AT DREXEL One Bedrooms from $398 Two Bedrooms from $586 Creese Student Center Laundry Facilities on Site 24 Hour Emergency Maintenance ( next to Drexel Bookstore) / Cable Ready Call 386-3350 3210 Chestnut Street 215-895-2519 * Cash Paid For Used Seffwarell M-F9;30-6:00 Mitt have orljinal disks or CD. Orifiiial faeka|iii| preferrable. Haircut $12 / with Wash $ 14 Mae dr PC Mierosoft Other Locations ClarisHKorks Adoba Plus many others! Houston Hall Mall Hair House Too U of P Hospital Get $$ for software sittin) on year shelf Lower Level 3400 Spruce Street tliat you never use! M-F9:30-6:00 Ask about sellin) your usjid hardware Sat. 11: GO - 5 : 00 M - F 9 : 00 - 5 :00 C llllorl® 3<2-5lll brdeliils 215-222-2096 215- 662- 2592 BSSi^^SSSSlSSE^SBSSHSBIilKESSBHSB 2 2 The Triangle • January 16,1998

Tuesday, January 20th THE QUAKER OATMEAL BASH Saturday, January 24th CUuna out and sup iw il the team on then wny to a vicloiy in the Hom ecnm ing Game, f ree food, "Quafass). see ticket information. Drexel’s next Homecoming King or 11:15pm-2:15am, Class of 23 Rink Queen, pick up an application at the dorm and Creese desks and return to 1025 MacAlister Hall (CAB Office) HOMECOMING VOTING SESSION no later than 5pm Choose Drexef's new Homecoming King and Queen on Wednesday, January 14th. 1:00-1:30pm, 1025 M acAlister Hall (CAB Office) For more information visit our web site 6:00-8:00pm, Myers Hall Lobby and Kelly Hall Lobby at http://cab.student-org.drexel.edu Friday, January 23rd HOMECOMING FLICK - “THE GAME” With an appropriate title for Homecoming, this flick starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn, is not what you think it is. Free cookies and ice cream. Admission Just $2, or to find out how you can get in for free [Homecoming Pass), see ticket information. 7:00pm, 9:30pm, and 12 Midnight, Stein Auditorium KING AND QUEEN FINALIST ANNOUNCEMENT Look in CAB's Entertainment Connection section of The Triangle to see who the finalists are for the King and Queen competition. Saturday, January 24th THE CRYSTAL BALL - MOONLIGHT MASQUERADE The only school-wide dinner dance, featuring a full buffet dinner, photographer, free gift and more. Also, includes the crowning of the 1998 Homecoming King and Queen in a Great Court decked in full m asquerade style. Invitations are S12 per person. See ticket information for details on the Hom ecom ing Pass. 8:00pm -1:00am, Great Court

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regarded by many heavy metal Monday, Wednesday and Friday Services available: fans as an essential purchase, and 8:30 am - 4:30 pm • Nurse practitioner visits available to all students it’s not hard to see why. It’s just Tuesday and Thursday with a Drexel student ID for a $5. co-payment so cool. The lead singer, Quor- 10:30 am - 7:00 pm • Schedule appointments ahecid or walk-in thon, has been taking the occa­ Closed 12 -1 pm for lunch • Open evening hours, tool sional break form Bathory these days to dabble in some wretched F 0 R APPOINT E N T CALL 2 3 3 pop songs, but back in the day, m he was quite the evil dude. I’ll admit it, Quorthon’s claim that he is the servant of Satan is a Sodom SUMMER PROGRAMS ABROAD 1998 bit dubious, especially in light of / the fact that when he recorded AAAA this album he was 18 years old, living with his parents, and Tired of waiting for your local couldn’t tune a guitar. Satan record store to get Sodom’s latest would probably want someone album, “Till Death Do Us eorgetown else to be his servant, like some­ Unite?” one with a car of his own. But Then why not take a trip down UNIVERSITY that doesn’t stop this album from memory lane with this compila­ being awesome. Songs like tion of Sodom’s first two albums. BUSINESS AND ECONOMICS HUMANITIES “Total Destruction” and “Son of Although these albums come Undergraduate Program in International O Life and Thought in Ancicnt Greece The Damned” hold their own before the time the members of Business and Finance* Study-Tour, Greece against songs from such current Oxford University, England □ Shakespeare Text and Performance Sodom learned how to play their □ Graduate Program in International Leicester, England bands as Immortal and Bestial instruments and released such Management □ Reading and Writing Italy, Villa Le Baize Warlust. It’s easy to see why this Oxford University, England Florence, Italy classic albums as Persecution □ Australian Studies album is so often mentioned by M ania and Agent Orange, these □ European Economic Community University of Antwerp, Belgium University of New South Wales, Australia current heavy metal bands as albums nevertheless have a □ Intematianal Maikedngand Business Policy* * Indicates program is fo r rising seniors such a big influence. charming quality to them. Chinese University of Hong Kong For further information write, fax, or call: It’s not so easy to see how While the casual Sodom fan The School for Summer and Quorthon’s immense evil really may be disappointed by the lack LANGUAGE AND CULTURE O French Language, Literature, Culture Continuing Education came in handy. I hardly think he of musical skill and the lousy and Business Georgetown University, Box 571012 had conversations like this: production present in these two Institute de Touraine, France Washington, DC 20057-1012 Quorthon: I ’d like the Chicken albums, the more serious Sodom □ Spanish Language, Literature, Culture FAX (202) 687-8954 and Quichua McNugget meal deal. And Vm aficionado will find much to PHONE: (202) 687-5942 or 687-6184 Univeraklad CatoGca dd Ecuador, Qdto email: [email protected] possessed by the spirit o fpure evil! enjoy in classic songs like O German Language, Literature and Business http://guweb.georgetown.edu/ssce/ Fear me! “Deathlike Silence” and “Vol­ University of Trier, Germany □ Portuguese Laneiqge,Litciatuic, and Culture Cashier: We’re having a special canic Slut.” Campinas, Brazil NAME today! Anyone who’s pure evil While some of the musicians

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There's been a lot of news recently about AAAA drive TicKets; the tons of cash coursing through the AAA of scrimmage veins of the television industry. Jerry AA up $3 Students Seinfeld got offered a few million dollars A item veto U Adults ntertainment Page 24 THE TRIANGLE January 16,1998 Not exactly like the Spice GIris 'Melrose' Chris Puzak made a fine return to form. The Trance and I just can’t stop lis­ returned to the blindingly fast addict is THIGHMASTER riffs are infectious. The cover art tening to it. music of days past. Dismember Tired of the Spice Girls? Sick is as scary as ever. The vocals are However, this album marks a displays remarkable lyrical versa­ to death of Prodigy? Then why still completely incoherent. With change from earlier albums, in tility on this album, featuring now mad not try heavy metal? But what new tracks like “Threatening that it really sucks. Songs like songs like “Bred For War,” albums should you listen to? Skies” and “Feed On The Weak,” "Another Piece of Meat” and which is about killing people, Fortunately, Drexel has me to Obituary proves why they are so “Can’t Get Enough” give the illu­ “Let the Napalm Rain,” which is about point the student body in the popular in the heavy metal sion that this album will be full of about killing people, and “When direction of the right albums. world. hard-rockin’, hard-drinkin’ Hatred Killed the Light,” which The only complaint I have is songs where men are men and is about puppies and clowns. the ill-advised, awkward duet women are sex objects. That’s This album will no doubt please 'McBeal' with a rap group in the closing not the right way to live your life, the dozens of people out there track “Bullituary.” I don’t think a but to condemn it entirely would who have already made the Anh Dang band that has built its popularity require denouncing the entire acquaintance of one of Sweden’s BANDWAGON on songs like “Body Bag” and recorded output of AC/DC, finest musical exports. Apparently having no life of “Chopped in H alf’ should be which I simply cannot do. And my own. I’m obsessing over Ally trying to bust out the dope when you get right down to it. M cBeal. This Fox series has rhymes with their homeys. Van Halen was a 100 times better replaced Melrose Place as my 'iA {/ It’s songs like this that make when they did videos like “Hot Must See TV. me wish that the deaths of For Teacher” than when they did On the surface, I have nothing Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac in their mature, sensitive days in common with the characters Shakur really were part of some with Sammy Hagar. on this TV show about lawyers, big conspiracy to wipe out rap­ Anyway, the songs on this are who rank lower than landlords Obituary pers, just so I could contribute weak and boring, and while they some money to it. aren’t quite as bad as some of the and shoe sales­ Back From the Dead garbage the Scorpions later put men on my list. AAA Scorpions out, it cannot hold a candle to The main I have to admit, I was a bit Lovedrive the greatness of their early work. character Mc­ worried about the future of A Avoid this one like the plague. Bathory Beal is a lawyer Obituary. World Demise, its 1994 The Return who works effort, was a truly lackluster Some people think the Dismember with her ex­ AAAAA album, and there were persistent Scorpions really started to go Death Metal boyfriend and rumors that the band had broken downhill with the Love At First AAAA This album is notable for two his new wife at up. Would the band be able to Sting album. Rest assured this is things: It is one of the only a hip law firm recapture the magic of their where it started. It’s not a well- Last year, Dismember depart­ Bathory albums not recorded in headed by albums Slowly We Rot and Cause known fact, but the Scorpions’ ed from the more melodic, intro­ the lead singer’s garage, and it another yup­ O f Death?. early output was actually quite spective music of its album totally rocks. This album is pie. What’s Rest assured, Obituary has good. I recently acquired In Massive Killing Capacity and See Weighty Iron on page 23 more strange is that they all share a unisex b a t h r o o m , Web Site-O-Rama which is the Funky duo 'Ween' to location of choice for many of the show’s storylines. play the Trocadero So far this season, the show B e r t IS E v x l ! focuses around Ally’s failed rela­ Ve rcikson tio b « li^ tfukt Scrt o£ 3t John Pitale about five years ago. They say sfMMjld l u ^ cikildrcn o t^ j fxoA him. tionships. Her cohorts are grap­ PRETENDER Qrr* in coll«crii>g things like, “Hey, weren’t you tfkat proTT that l«xt; is not: 1otdI>1c bxkxmlcrs pling with — what else — the Ween, the funky duo from that drunk jackass who jumped ■nfcrit us tixink be is. opposite sex. While she is a good neighboring New Hope, Pa., will up on stage and started drinking attorney, Ally’s personal life is a soon roll into town. They will Dean Ween’s beer?” total mess. And this is where the perform Jan. 30 at the Trocadero. I have talked to all the Ween show gets good. See it once, and This concert is a definite must members over the years, except you will get hooked. for any music fan. Ween per­ for its drummer Claude. I met There are no backstabbing, forms a wide variety of music Gene Ween’s grandparents at the bed-hopping, or bitch-slapping styles for all to enjoy. They are all last Ween concert. Melrose moments, but the good about having fun, and it shows in The first time I saw them. writing makes you care. I consid­ their music. 1 have heard some Gene Ween stopped in the mid­ er this show a triumph in terms people call them the Bee Gees of dle of the concert to introduce of exposing the vulnerability of

the 90s. They just bring good his parents. Now how cool is fiuLs is u au9 siiot txom tiie files human emotions. I haven’t seen vibes to all concert-goers. that? How many rock stars have t tb^ Soft Ironcisco Yolice BcfMirtMtnt anything on TV this good since Ween fans are the greatest, their parents, let alone grandpar­ this page has been brought to you by the letter ^ and the M y So-Called Life. because they are friendly and just ents, attend their performances? It doesn’t hurt that all the cast I f you l i k e t t a s s i t e , p le a s e v o te f o r us i n th e Webby Awai' plain cool. 1 still see Ween fans Now, if Gene Ween’s grandpar­ we rieed youi' support^ must be exposed! members are easy on the eyes. met at my first Ween concert ents can go, so can you. w i v e B E tN Ally shows up at work in a tight VOTf I skirt a foot above her knees. tig01!as yoRUSt i Unlike Melrose Place, the guys on this show are smart and v is a to r s = 1 0 2 5 4 7 2 handsome. My favorite character is Ally’s http://fractalcow.com/bert/bert.htm roommate Renee — a confident, no-nonsense prosecutor who I knew at a very young age that gigantic and colorful cottonballs couldn't be as sometimes goes against Ally in harmless as everyone thought they were. Now I finally have the proof. Think the courtroom. about it, legions of children worshiping a neighborhood of nutballs who sing about their body parts. And one puppet holds the key to their minds, the ringleader himself, Bert. Here you'll find all the dirt on the strung-out, Television masochistic pedophile who started Elmo with his habit, and had a scandalous affair with Pamela Anderson. This puppet is so dangerous that even D.A.R.E. ▲ A A A agents aren't pushing kids to rat him out. Finally, the truthful answer to the oft- Ally McBeal asked question, "Who are the people in your neighborhood?" Calista Flockhart, Gil Bellows, Mark Wahlberg (left) reprises his role of Dirk Diggler in “Boogie Nights II: Rock Greg Germann Hard." In the film, Giggler's music career finally takes off. Bob Tickle Me" Rudderow Monday, 9 p.m.. Fox