The Frontera Times Admiral Seen Consorting with Vulcan, Fleet Captain Vows Bloody Vengeance

By The Editor

sighted with a mysterious Vulcan “I don’t care if she’s Captain. wearing Lady Lukara’s (explicative deleted) wedding dress.” While there is no Commented the fleet footage of the Admiral Captain from the bridge in the act, security of the Endeavour “If she cameras have ever crosses my path, detected the Vulcan, The halls of Starbase she’s in for a world of believed to be called pain... I’ll start with her 24 were echoing with T’Lar, in the vicinity of a eyebrows.” cries for green blood fleet away mission. yesterday, as Fleet Meanwhile, Admiral Admiral James Of interesting note, is the Mackenzie couldn’t be Vulcan’s attire, almost a reached for comment. Mackenzie was century out of date.

Tribbles Implicated in Restaurant Chaos

seemed to move of their Firstly a power outage own accord. enveloped key areas in darkness. To “Typically Tribbes only compensate, patrons had eat standard food.” said A Frontera Restaurant to resort to reading their an unnamed expert for was brought to its menus by Tricorder light. the Fronteran food knees on Saturday Secondly food wasn’t ministry. “However, if night with a series of being replicated the replicator’s protein bizarre occurrences. correctly. Finally, even synthesis buffers are not non live food choices properly aligned, then the congealed excess The owner of the protein that builds up restaurant, Mr Chi’Qui of Meanwhile, Starbase 24 becomes a tasty snack for the House of Togh was encourages owners of all the furry critters. The keen to distance himself domestic and communal tribbles get so busy from these rumours. replicators to ensure that munching that key “My establishment is not their units are regularly systems can become infested with tribbles! purged, and to report any compromised, both in the Anyone who suggests as tribble sightings to the replicator and around the such is an honourless command staff vicinity.” dog, and must face me on immediately. the battlefield!”

Security Arrangements “Necessary” “The security had Captain Picard and Security arrangements at arraignments were pretty Chancellor Martok here Starbase 24 were crazy.” Commented earlier, and security recently called into Adam Daniels, “I only wasn’t half as tight. question when the base visited the local replimat, held a soccer game and when I returned, I “He should stop between the Klingon had to go through 2 moaning.” Said security Mek’leths and the security checkpoints to captain Klarx. Cardassian Wanderers. get to my quarters. What’s worse, we only

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Diplomatic Ties Strained After Priceless Artefact Stolen

Federation Diplomats were allow all future generations of Federation representative. working round the clock our people the freedom to Thank you.” following the theft of the express their passions. The Jarul'rhiannsu Romulan people cannot, and The Klingons were somewhat from Romulus. will not, entrust its safe return less than diplomatic. “We to Humans or even worse, Klingons commiserate the The artefact, a priceless signet Klingons.” Romulans on their loss of their ring which belonged to the last trinket.” Junior administrator Empress, was stolen from the Meanwhile Starfleet diplomats Kraog of the Klingon High Romulan Imperial Museum. are keen to play down the Council said. “And if we do Romulan authorities claim situation. “The Romulans discover the ring in our they have trailed the thief to claim that that a minor territory, we will subject it to the Frontera system. While subspace fluctuation is all necessary tests to validate there is no extradition treaty evidence that the alleged thief its authenticity before between Romulus and the masked their warp trail before returning what’s left to the Federation, the Romulans are travelling to the Frontera Romulans. Meanwhile, they insisting on taking over the system.” Thomas Kane of the are welcome to try and enter investigation. Federation Diplomatic corps our space. The loss of one ring said. “While we agree that will pale in comparison to “The Jarul'rhiannsu is one of this is a theoretical possibility, thousands of slain Romulans.” the most important cultural there is nothing that proves it. items in the Romulan Star Therefore Romulan Leaked reports from Romulan Empire.” commented Senator intervention is not required. civilians suggest that between Valrok, the Romulan Cultural However, out of deference to 6 and 10 guards in the Secretary. “The ring was given our Romulan friends, we ask museum were incapacitated or to the First Emperor’s that all Federation citizens be killed with a rare form of daughter shortly after the vigilant, and if think you have Arachnid venom. Senator foundation of the Empire. It seen the item, please contact Valrok declined to comment. was a symbol of his promise to Starfleet or your nearest

Banquet Update

An evening of Sci Fi Costumed Fun, featuring WHAT? meal, auction and raffle, presented by the Federation/Klingon Rapid Response Fleet in aid of McMillan Cancer Support th WHEN? Saturday 9 October 2010 WHERE? The Holiday Inn, Saxon Gate Milton Keynes Tickets are £30 each, and can be ordered by HOW? contacting [email protected]

55 deposits have been received, enough to Status ensure the banquet goes ahead. However, the more, the merrier. Please do join us, and if you YELLOW are joining us, then spread the word.

Let us make this night one worthy of song!