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ISSUE 97 Cruaaiipr'A night of HnhrrBtanhing for AU MAY 13,1980
IN THIS ISSUE: Anderson for President..... page 9
Letters to the Editor...... page 6
Map, Bar, Cafe Guide...... pagell
Crank/Speed Kills a lawyer...... page 3
The Mockingbird ...... pages 1 5 -1 9
Religion...... page 10
We Love You^ Charles Pierce...... page 5
A Gay Tongue...... page 12
Pictures of the Big Joe Benefit...... page 8
Theatre.... page 2
Jimmy Carter, Dianne, Art Agnos and You....page 7
Communists invade Chronicle...page 7
Bo Bo the artist...... page 13
The Outlaw...... RTAKT ...... page 14 ‘N E W Y C m K CONSTRUCTION COMPANY" Starring Hv- JACK WRANGLER i'viT Jason McBride IJ- ■'•V/ ■■ & Russell Long Their tools are always ready handy and very efficient!
‘it ’s all Jack, with his blonde hair, blue eyes, Braggi-tan and macho posturing^; he must be the only actor in the world who can walk down the street looking like he's standing at a urinal. “No construction gets done, but the boys do manage to erect a few things.”
singed tail-teatner. s»o even ii you thought yo burned out on Jack, youll still enjoy, NEW YORK CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, now at the Nob HUI." “Wrangler appears at his best.” “So if you give Jack another try, youll find his overbearing qualities toned down, his cock as hard as ever, and his sexual partners each worthy of starring in their own movie.” “Karr" B.A.R.
“A Wrangler film means sex and alot of it hard hot and ever so heavy. NY CON STRUCTION COMPANY"^is one of the better of the Wrangler films. Jack has a hot body, he knows it, and you know it. The film is worth the time and money for old and new Wrangler fans. ” "Lance ” The Crusader ' «> Color All Male Cast • X-Rated f c e È u e e [g©[^gjj>gÈ
•a (BsffO [Effflwsp^g üafflffl e » 'Who said drugs are a victimless crime?” “Bullshit they are,”....Rev. Ray. TENDERLOIN “CRANK” KILLERS HELD FOR MURDER ONE...... * -Not Recomended r Adequte Theatre * '«rGood Points oul weigh bad. The four persons accused of having a part in the stabbing death of Marin * Highly Recomended 18 ARRESTED IN MISSION BUST IS » » »Superb, don’t miss. HAYWARD RESTROOM County attorney William Lynch, a prominent member of the Democratic 18 members of the Revolutionary *arty, and friend of President Jimmy Carters, were all held over for trial BUSTS SOAR Communist Party were assrested on NOSTALGIA FOR THE 6 0 S or muder one in Superior Court. some of the finest acting seen this The Southland Shopping Center May 3rd at 24th & Mission during an Their three-day preliminary hearing was before Muncipal Court Judge “Vanities” offered by Quantum actresses make each completely be in Hayward (California and at the anti-police demonstration in which MEMORABLE year. lievable. 'rank Hart, during which time, two of the accused murderers were let off MELODIC & Leap at the Old Venetian Bakery, Liberty House restrooms in parti the communists provoked the mem with a lesser charge due to the fact they “finked-snitched” on the other With Cab Covay as Frank, the ★ ★ ★ cular, arrests of gay/homosexual MAGNIFICENT proprietor of an old bicycle shop in 2200 Powell (a block from North- bers of the SFPD. two associates. point) Thurs—Sat at 8, Sun at 7, males in the restroom has risen Infamous Tenderloin drag-queen hooker and “speed-freak” Holly, whose “Betty Garrett and Other Songs” herited from his grandfather, is noth 40% over this time last year acc $1.147 RAISED FOR LONGTIME ing less than brillant as an idealist thru May 31. call 221-3333, ext.426 real name is Hallas Kondekan (but whoe name will be “mud” in the big at the Alcazar 650 Geary Street. for info. ording to a Hayward Police De TENDERLOIN BAR FIGURE Tues-Sun eves. Sat mat., thru who cheerfully senses his grandiose “Afterwards Come Quickly...... !!” partment spokesperson. On May Gil Pina of the Ram's Head threw a house!) said that he and a real woman, who looks to be about 12 years June 1 ONLY! call 775-7100for plans will come io naught. Anne This charming three part look (as ‘THE ECCENTRICITIES OF A young, Jill Guido and is 18 tho, and also a “crank” user, were out hooking 5th, 4 were arrested on a myriad fundraiser at his Tenderloin bistro on Geary when the car of the Marin attorney stopped at the curb and he information. Swift is stunning as a hard headed seniors in high school, in college, NIGHTENGALE” by Tennessee of charges and were all booked. with Madam Leslie and Shannon do Drama and comedy, pathos and modern young woman, Dakin Matt and six years later) of three Texas Williams a revision o f his ’Summer asked them into the car and they could nto agree upon a price according it up, to raise funds for the hospitali to both the “speed-freaks”-hookers, and he drove them into a parking lot belly laughs, history and anecdotes hews pleasantly blustery as the grand cheerleaders has a nicely balanced and Smoke. ” at the SF Rep Thea 50'S SOCK HOP zed "Nookie" Robert Newcombe. ....nostalgia and nonsense, ballads father (and wonderfully adept at blend of humor and social comment tre, 19th & Collingwood, Thurs-Sun next to the old Windjammer Saloon on Geary Street, whereupon their Wednesday, May 14th, at the Nookie, recently was a victim of a two associates, one a well known male hustler and speed-freak, Dale Ennis and boogie, love songs and ditties, makeup changes as he ages during the with the former predominate in the at 8, Sun matinee at 2. call 863- Devil's Heixl disco-bar, which is fire in which everything he had was this show has them all and they are flashbacks) and Julian Lopez-Morales first act and the latter in the last. 485 9 for info. and his buddy, Andrew Larson, another “crank” user, came into the park across from the famed Fickle Fox - destroyed, and later he suffered an ing lot and a scuffle ensued between them, and according to Holly, Ennis all handed out with great dollops whose many characters and fíne sing The transition from innocently ...... in a room rented for an restaurant, at 853 Valencia, there emotional breakdown. He is recover ing are hilites. shallow teenagers, thinking of noth drew the knife and began slashing vicisouly at the chest and neck of the of Miss Garrett’s inestimable charm hour” is the finest line among many will be a "salute to the 50's" ing and all are thanked for their do Marin attorney. Three of them ran up into (jeary and hailed a cab and The songs, closer to the British Mus ing beside dates, popularity, and great ones, in this powerful picture music festival with a "Pajama nations of time and money. He used A star for forty years on Broadway ic Hall variety than to American Mu sex, to adults, mature to greater took off, leading Ennis with his knife and the bleeding attorney. Ennis, in movies and now in television, sical comedy, are tuneful, memorab of an eccentric young girl in a Party & Sock Hop". This will be to work at the Larxlmark, and is now according to Holly and Guido took off one way and the lawyer staggered or lesser degrees as the individual small Missippi town circa 1913. one of the larger and more festive employed by the Trapp, where he has (currently she’s seen regularly on le, have catchy lyrics and one, an up case may be, is beautifully wrought. out into the street when he hailed a cab which took him to St. Francis, and “Laverne & Shirley” as the bump This production is greatly enhanced events of this social season in San been for the last several years. where he died, due to loss of blood from the knife wounds. roarious parody of a cowboy’s song The cast of three who never leave by Michelle Truffaut’s superb dir tious landlady.) to his horse, is alone worth the the stage, making up and changing Francisco. Things begin at 8:30. THE DEALS.....Jill Guido, the 18 year old female speed-freak will get a 3 She has more facets than the ection.....clear, precise, uncluttered GAY RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN price of admission. costumes in front of the audience TO SEEK COLLEGE BOARD SEAT year sentence for pleading guilty to attempted robbery, and the drag-queen Hope-Diamond, and each one shi High gas prices or no, beg, borrow or ....and solidly “professional” cast, LINDSAY FOR THE speed-freak, will get a 16 month sentence for being an accessory to the kill (a gimic which received much not headed by Deborah Walsh, who is The scale is balanced now, as Kevin ne's as brightly, but with far more rent a car, get a group together and UNITED STATES ing of Lynch. oriety when it opened' in New York nothing less than a standout. Wadsworth is to seek a seat on the warmth than that equally spectac go see this one: you won’t be disa a few years back, tends to upstage SENATE IN NEW YORK STATE Ennis, 24, and Larson 21, will be tried for First Degree murder now. The ular jewel. Michael Perez as the object of her SF Community College Board this the real depths of the play) are Former New York Mayor, John startling revelation in the court hearing was that contrary to the original A superb comedienne, songstress, ppointed. ^ ^ ^ infatuation, unselfishly underplays, fall. From the left, socialist, Tim nothing less superb; each a beauti Lindsay has entered the race as a Wolfred, an aide to Harry Bitt is to reports. Lynch was not merely picking up his car from a parking lot after actress, impersonator and racon eschewing dramatics to make his Democrat for the U.S. Senate. He work, but had been “cruising around” looking for some “hot action,” and teur, she switches the roles, acce fully performed gem of characteri seek a seat on the Board. zation as well as of individuality. part an almost perfect foil to her faces former Miss America, Bess he found it.....he’s dead. The victim of CRANK....or speed, as it is comm nts, and styles so quickly and com NO foibles. Meyerson for the nomination of only known on the streets. pletely that this woman show Shirlee Harris as Kathy, is the thou BIG TURNOUT AT LANDMARK “MOM’S APPLE PIE ” HERE! ghtful one of the three George Quinten’s excellent lighting the Party. FOR "BIG JOE'S" FUNDRAISER. CRANK KILLS is the theme on the bright blue poster around the Tender seems to have a cast of a dozen or and Fred Hartman’s unit set comb— loin being distributed by Helping Hands Services. “Crank” which is a com more. “Family Portraits,” two one acts by Although the way Big Joe Parker, who has been ill for each one ends up is just a little too ine to nicely enhance the mood of "STRIKE THREE" ON two months now, was given a tribute bination of imethaphetimines, gives a person a “rush”, but it makes them; Wisely foregoing the more usual the One Act Theatre Company at the this excellent production. PHIL MOSCONE Showcase Theatre, 430 Mason Street, pat, under Virginia Castillo’s crisp and fundraiser by friends in the gay a paranoid driviling sniveling slave to the stuff for some time on. Like in format of redoing the best known direction, these immensely talented ★ Phil Moscone, an assistant City community on Tuesday May 6, and the case of Ennis, due to the effects of “needing a fix” , a “hit of speed” songs from her career, she does, for Thurs-Sat at 8:30, 2:30 & 7:30 on Attorney seeking the post of a Sun, thru June 15. 421-6162 for infc nearly $700 was raised to help him he was not rational, and he was extremely paranoid as all speeders are, and the most part, less well remember CROSS WORD SOLUTION Judge of the Muncipal Court, had defray his expenses. Corky, Bobby he began stabbing the Marin attorney. ed numbers, but each with a little One underlying theme, the potential from page 8. didja Cheat? "three strikes" called on him It is estimated that 35% of the violent street crime in the Tenderloin, and CLIPT Allison and a cast of thousands help story added that enhances one’s strangulation of a child’s life by a when it was discovered that he is ed out. Famed entertainer, Terry in the Castro also, is from those who are users of “crank”. The Polk area mother who won’t let go, connect the candidate of the not-loved interest and makes it suddenly TRAVSL Taylor came infrom the MGM Grand has a high amount of “users” as well. memorable. The style is low keyed these two vastly different plays: Mayor Dianne Feinstein. Moscone Hotel in Reno to give a helping hand The drag queen. Holly, said-that he had a S40 a day “habit” at the time of and immensely personal; a very “Circus Lady” by Jason Miller about eratively! ined character change by the sweet— Thurs., FrL, Sat. at 8: on the Arabian pennisula. They are It is ironical that the merely good heart/wife once she marries; it’s fun not very fond of gays on Polk tho. is generally without flaws while ny, but I don’t for a minute believe Sun
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Private events and to its present home in and that sex should not play a major role in Awards were held last month at the those over 21. Closed Mondays. DISCO DANCE BAR with ROCK music. Arlington, Texas. His ministry has suffer the life of anyone, straight or “gay.” It is Landmark, here in San Francisco. Where the young MEN are. = (415) 543-7700 or businesses. Call anytime. ed, and it has thrived. Greg obviously has not right to abase one of God’s gUfts. Yes, And those persons who were given had many temptations in his path, but his sex is but one infinite gifty of God. We YOUR LISTING strong faith in God, in Christ Jesus, has should not abuse it. But this view is not of the little gold-gilted winged sutue HERE FOR BUT SANDWICHES Greg Reid but of the Orthodox Episcopal DISCO-ROCK BAR "J8iD DELI"...... 1040 Polk Street kept him from falling from the pathday of for recognition of the many fine $5 PER ISSUE or the cross which he himself chose to lead. Church of God. things they have done for their "LE DISQUE"...... 1840 Haight St. Open Mon-Sat, 9 am til 6 pm. Sandwiches, 10 ISSUES for 1 first met Greg in Oakland California, in Getting back to Greg’s invaluable ministry, fellowman, without thought of Open daily from 12 noon til 2 am. This is the soups daily, salads, soft drinks, pizza. A real which we had a confrontation at the con he feels that his ministry has been one more recompense for this help, were the $40.00 CALL US most unique bar in SF. Pool, pins, chatty nooks one-stop place you lust after the food! vention of Christian ex-practicing gays . of one to the churches about homosexuality AT 885-1001. Greg was under great pressure, as there ....which he says he has spent so much time following ten persons. to meet in, and always a "happening!" were those amongst us who wanted vio doing, that he has not been able to spend the Right at Golden Gate Park. (415) 221-2022 Bobby Allison...... Bill White EROTICA lence, namely one Paul Bernadino an ex time he would like to, for that is conversion DANCE BAR/DISCO "LOCKER ROOM"...... 1038 Polk Street phoney catholic priest and now a confess Greg in his recent “Pinions” newsletter says, Kimo Cochran...Big Joe Parker "MUSIC HALL",...... 931 Larkin Street ed communist, according to former priest LANDMARK SHOWROOM Open 24 hours. Films, Betamax, VHS and “Homosexuals didn’t just happen. They did Perry “Tessie” Spink...Beau Dodson Closed Monday & Tuesday. Open at 10 PM. Eugene Kopp. Paul seems to always want not magically cause themselves." 45 Turk Street...... 474-4331 8 mm tapes. Books, peekie booths. violence and Greg Reid and the others of Robert Charrot.....Tammy Lynn Dancing til dawn every Friday and Saturday “Romans 1, far from being a polemic on Keith Parker.....Richard Nelson San Francisco's premiere showroom of mime Exodus sensed this and would not allow gays, is a picture - one of a society that has night. Low cover. Call us!! 771-3220 us to attend their worship services at the worsJiipped itself. It is a progression of sin Those who were given Certificate of female impersonators. Continuous shows PORNO PERIOD convention, which was a loss in more ways in which widescale homosexuality is merely from 9:30 PM every Thursday thru Sunday "LE SALON" The Dirty Ole Frenchman" than they could ever imagine. Appreciation for their helping hands mentioned as a symptom of a much greater to others less fortunate were: DANCE BAR FOR MEN night. Tues-Sat hamburger shop, 11 am - 7. 1118 Polk Street...... 673-4492 Greg now with his ministry to those who problem. Lets take it down to basics and "ALFIES"...... 2140 Market Street are former gays/homosexuals, is a needed update the premise. The 30’s in America Blossom Sealy.....Mai Ty Turner The oldest gay house of porno In the city and ministry. For there certainly are those saw depression. In the ‘40's parents gave Rick Thompson.....Fred Townson Open every night. Open at 9 PM. The dance CLUB DORI with a selection you will find your lust over. whom 1 have came into contact with over their children everything, that they might Dee Dee Love....David Cafferty hall of the muscle men! (415) 626-2543 427 Presidio Street...... 931-5896 Films, nooks, magazeins, novelties, etc. the years who are not really homosexual, not suffer doing without as did the parents I Paul D. Hardman Conan....Ginger and a ministry such as Greg Reid’s helps did. Thus love in the form of a buck began One of the better SF resturants. Sunday bru these persons, for I surely know that 1 am to get a foothold. Result: Epidemic homo--« I James A. Nicholas and C.U.A.V. DISCO/SHOWROOM nch is a tradition here. Elegant dining. GAY MOVIE HOUSE not able to help them. And should 1 have Chuck Demmon....Michael Parizek sexuality in the 70’s, which shows no sign "SOUND OF MUSIC"...... 162 Turk Street referred them to such people as the “gay of decrease, only awesome increase, especia Eugene Kopp....Don Guist...... Karen "NOB HILL CINEMA"...... 729 Bush St. churchers” they would only try and con lly the younger. America has suffered five Rick Hansen...Dave Monroe....Danny Tur Open daily from 11 AM. Shows nightly at KI MO'S Open daily from 11 am. Showing the very vince the non-homosexual that he is a decades of spiritual breakdown (1 shun the 9:30 and 11:30. Monday only: "Mimic Show 1351 Polk Street (at Pine)...... 885-4525 homosexual, which is wrong, truly wrong. ner...... Jimmy Quinn....Leona....Bobby best in first run films. Just off Powell Street. word ‘moral’ for that implies merely a social ..with female impersonators." Live bands on Two floors to cruise Polk from. Our window The “ Eagle Ministry” through its tracts problem.) The 70’s were a kind of calm be Real....Carlus Hicks....Keith Matthews A movie "palace" for sure. 781-9468 and counselling has been a big help to fore the storm . . . a K.O. to America’s and Tom Schreck. If you were not there other nights. Rock & Disco. (415) 885-9616 walls afford you the best views intown. so many homosexuals who are struggling . heart before the great deluge. I believe the and have not received your Award or your Open from 9 AM daily. with their spirituallity. While it is aimed GIFTS 8i CARDS 80’s will see homosexuality become totally Certificate, they are with Tessie at 863-0945 COUNTRY/ROCK at getting people to forego their homosex accepted and its growth will be phenomenal "JUST FRIENDS"...... 1347 Polk St. uality, it helps those who do not believe and far from being the cause of America’s The event was emceed by Tessie, the curren DANCE BAR SUTTER'S MILL This very unique and friendly car and gift shop they are doing wrong, for in their hearts problems, it is actually the bottom line of a “empress” of San Francisco. A show, by "DEVIL'S HERD"...... 853 Valencia St. 30 Kearny Street...... 397-0121 they know they are not doing wrong....I’m culture that has denied God’s rule. Homo is open daily, next door to Kimo's. referring to the truly Christian homosex Natasha and company was very well receiv Open daily from 10 AM. Weekends from 6 AM Fine dining in the heart of the financial dis sexuality is the little red flag that signals the ed and appreciated by the Awards Commi ual, which is a rare person. This Christian collapse of a culture.” Country-Western—Rock dance bar, where the trict. Good food. PRIVATE KLUB homosexual is the person who denounces ttee and all in attendance. men are in the inner Mission area. Across from the bath-sexclub-drug-alcohol scene of the Well, this is just a sample of what Greg has IS YOUR PLACE OF "GLORYHOLE BALLROOM"...224 - 6th St, homosexual lifestyles which are now being to say. God bless him, and may his ministry PREVIOUS RECEPIENTS WERE: the Fickle Fox. (415) 285-7911 This established Private Club, is open from pushed via the media. The true Christian continue to grow in the next five years, ray! Live band. Sat-Sun. BUSINESS HERE? 1973...... Donna Mae Johns.....Lenny Mollet...... 4 PM until dawn, daily. Give it a try, you Charlie Davis.....Don “Foxhole” Black..... IF NOT, IT'S BECAUSE i Dennis Kruszynski Elza Ostrom....Terry YOU HAVE NOT CALLED! may leave your lover! ^ Taylor and Rev. Paul Peachy. I 1974 ....Hal Call...Al Alvarez....B.J. Beckwith.... * Jay Mayhall....Maomi Murdach....James HOLY TRINITY n:.,b D.if r» .,Boyd-Robertson....Bill McWilliams.....Richard COMMUNITY CHURCH Wayland....Dick Baltz....David Stahlman....! (An Independent Congregation) 1975...... Lee Raymond...Bob Ross....Jack McGowan...Doris...Bruce Green...Tommy Sunday Worship Service at 1:00 p.m. Brown...Bob Trollope....Gene Blackbum....Margaret CIark....and Hank Welsh. except for on the Third Sunday , 9:30 am 1976.. ..0wen Grady ....Melvina....Elisa RIeigh.Kimo Cochran....Wayne Friday..... Mndy Johnson....Roy Harnetiaux....Arthur B. Crosse....Bruce Jeffries and ...in the Upper Room of the Trinity United Fruit Bunch Radio. Methodist Church, 16th & Market Streets. 1977.. Joe Roland....Paul BBntly....Harnr Gardner....Elmer Wilhelm....Leon Hampton Midweek Bible Study: Wednesday 7:30 pm Mrs Jean Mellor....Don Jacobs... Harley Kohler.....Donald J. Weeks-Pierce!..... Pastor; Rev. Mike Arbuckle and Mike “Jane Doe’ Sullivan. Telephone: (415) 863-7438 2?*? 1,979 Awwds were postponded due to circumstances beyond our con ifkirkiririritit trol at the Helping Hands Services (Orthodox Episcopal Churdi of God, Inc.) THIS SPACE IS FREE FOR ANY God bless each and every helping hand in this word. We need millions more. CHRIST CENTERED CHURCH
Elsewhere in this issue of the CRUSADER you will find the answers to this truly Cross word puzzle. See how much you really know about the Bible. Don’t cheat....that’s not very Christ-like
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*an artist! LastBOBO year, at Halloween time, we presented some of the works of the artist Bo Bo (pronounced bow-bow,) for your enjoyment. We received many coments on his unique style. In this issue, we present for your (Editor's Note:This column is dedicated Dish: “dish it out...admonish.” approval, three different works of the young man. One is of a man with to Officer Henry Friedlander SFPD. He is Drag; the wearing of a woman's clothes. gay-stoppers; the furies; Belle Star; what the artist called “the most beautiful ass anywhere.” Another is of a heterosexual, and has problems under jolly-iumpers; lard (pig)'* L®i* > standing the gay publications, so we felt Drain the lizard: to urinate. Blue-ooys; Petunia Patrolman; niwt a young man in jail. In this case, the dramatic that we wouM explain the “gay tonne Draped: uncircumcized. stick Annie; Petunia Pig; queen of drawing of a barred youth is that of the artist’s ^ with alittlehelp from Bruce Rodger s The Draw-drapes; uncircumsized. clubs; Savage ^arly I’s ram- late brother. ^ Queen's Verrucular." But realty Henry, bunctiouskilliiappy cop.); and the with all the anti-gay cops in the Morals Dresden china: false teeth. Then we have the humor of Bo Bo in his drawing • Dyke; the mannish, swaggering puffing police vehicles; cock-car; dog wagon: Squad, why didn't you just ask them to the jail: dungeonette; glasshouse; of the “dragon-queens,” or perhaps that is of the n tell you everything. That born-again? kink lesbian. Qeve Jones group after they saw what they looked Gerrans could have told you everything.) •hall of injustice (SF’sjail); mother’s Equipment; male genitals. boarding house; shithouse; monkey like on that “CBS Reports”! Quite a “culture” has Mown up with the Evil: hostile or and vindictive; “Don’t cage; Holiday Inn-plus bars; tower Whatever, the humor of the artist cannot be denied. American homosexuaL And a “tongue” get evil with me, No-Taste, or 111 rip oflondon.- - ■ TvTwo cops on the prowl; Art is something which should be encouraged in the all our very own has developed, and_ of out your greencontact lenses with my B obs^ey TwiTwins;------Dolly------Sisters; Gold i > ' ’ course it is confusing, whicn it was intend teeth.” Dust Twins; the sister-act; and one youth of America today, but unfortunately the ed to be, to the hets. The hets forced us Evil belch; a fart. of the duo is usually a:mother-bull government does not do enough inthis area, but then, to develop this “tongue” so homosexuals could speak without fear of a het-cop Eye fuck: undress someone visually. or tenderhearted pork. no government in civilization ever really has encouraged Fag: male homosexual. Dickless Tracy; is a policewoman, its artists. understanding just what we were rapping fixer: a vice attorney/lawyer, one about. Fairy: a homosexual man who is feme. who beats the cops almost all the Cupcakes: small but rounded buttocks, Feather dusters; hands time in courts (like B.J. Beckwith); most temptingly found on narrow hipped Gay: a 16th Century French term deno meat tenderizer: a billy-club, f*(nn/\ tre ) inir/rirrnh. ti7/r \o/ / akti hir/lo/nr I oni'^ht * 5 f C youths. ting the homosexual male. “A homosex royal ballet:police sent on a raid. Auntie:“antique”, middle-aged or older ual is completely open and above board Whistler’s Mother:chief of police. “ONE MAN’S VIEW OF ROYALTY!” homo. “Aging actress,” “fallen star,” to all, family, friends, employers, that he Lord of The Flies:aristocrat of the cock- This picture from our “morgue” is the “gray lady", “prune person,“ and an is a faggot, homo, fruit, cocksukker, etc. sukkers. view of Steve Ginsberg of H.L. Perry Auntie with money is called a “sugar dad Fluff parlor:a tavem/bar catering-to the and the Grand Duchess/Duke title. lushous Lillian Roth: a gay alcoholic. dy,” “mother” and “turkey.” effeminate crowd. Luella Lipschits: yenta, rumor-monger, GEARY ETERGREEl^ Buddy: the homosexual lovemate of a Gceky: terrifyingly abnormal, unethical. madam: mature homosexual, man. Get burned; to be cheated out of SSS. maggot hugger: one who seeks sexual Bull: an obvious and agressive lesbian. Golden shower: a stream of urine. company with derelicts, 914 Geary street A S.in f t.itici''<:<' Tt.KliImn Bumping pussies: the embarassing of two syn:piss queen; yellow-stream queen; make mudpies: have sex in the bushes, ton (icarv ,il l.urkiii \ln cll ^ Sinci' 191)2 homosexuals who found themselves too_ water sports. marshmellow pumps; white sneakers, Open I I ;i.m lil ■■ p in. I nesiLiv ilirn .Suiula\ / T passive, active, or in other ways top simi Gold fish: sliced peadies. lar to create a sexual situation. “ Sisters.” tennies. •lOIIN LiKOKOI'.. your uardnrrs' f \ I INI' I limUL Grand: haughty; showy; camp. “Mary”; another homosexual. I \|H'1UIUI Butterfly ring:” a coterie of effeminate homosexuals. Grand Canyon: loose fitting anus. Mary Magdalene: a reformed hustler or Nk'IiiI) Carry On: to be a flamboyant homosexual Greek: pederasty, one who gets a little male call-boy. ....unrestrained hilarity, behind in his work. Mary Worthless: a meddlesome old queen. Grief merchant: newspaper writer, own club dori or to “have an affair. er-a gossipy busybody, May Ling: an Asian homosexual. Chicken: a young recruit, youthful looking syn: Brenda Starr. syn:rice queen. 427 PRESIDIO AVENUE Closet queen: Auntie Mary; a homo who Grope: to sieze, to fondle another per mercy: equal to “upon my word.” 931 0896 denies his sexual longings publically.^ sons clothed organs/genitals. f m fc PAHKINi; KOR PATRONS “canned fruit,” “undercover fag.” syn: cop-a-feel; eat with the hands. Well....we could go on and on. But for AT BARCLAYS BANK LOT Dinse queen: a white homosexual who Gross: unbelievably vulgar. those who want to know the unusual prefers blacks. Lilly (law); the cops; the police; “to r^ e ” of the happy homo, buy a copy Dirt; gossip, the lowdown. syn: Alice Blue-gown; Miss Man; of “The Queen’s Vernacular.”
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day nite beginning at 8:30 PM and going on ....Well, didja see, the ole Mock is now four pages? Well, yes and no! It’s just that the until 2 AM. There will be prizes for theme by Frank Lee Speakin editors used to would allow no ads on the page, but as you can see, the rule has gone. costumes....“PAJAMA PARTY & SOCK HOP”....Remember, the music is all that .....5 ^ 0 REWARD for information leading to the arrest of FRANK “FRANCINE” good ole stuff ...“The Twist” , “Rock Arou TRAYHAND who is now believed to be somewhere in either San Diego or Philadelphia. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE If you have the info and want the cash, call Mr. HARRY HO at 474-4331 the Land nd the Clock,”' etc. That’s 853 Valencia GIANTS?"....The one thing that is mark. wrong with the Giants is not just ....The Vice-President of the GGBA (Golden Gate Business Association) was busted ....TONY DeSETTI was telling me the oth the inept Spec Richardson the after someone(s) in the Haight-Ashbury area did a complaint to the SFrD Narcs!. h er day that he wants his lover RICHARD to General Manager who has poor ole one is saying as yet. CYNTHIA NEFF, the "victim “support me in the of the “ pot bust...a whole ONE OUNCE, says she does have style I am not a- Bob Laurie "snowed" it is also a enemies on the street. I guess alot of us have an “achilles heel" .ccustomedl!” But sports editor. Art Spender of the .....JOE BALISINI is one handsome and hunky dude who is at with alllllllll the Brand E, afternoon daily here. He the leading south of Market leather bar, the ARENA now. annimals that RICH continually finds fault with the has around the ole .....BEN of the LANDMARK has had an affair??? with both... house, TONY must players. Somehow the man can't @ ¥.D. Chi@®lk-y|P DARRELL and ALABAMA STANLEY? Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! play-second fiddle. firKi any good with the Giants, and .....RICK, of LE DISQ^UE who is also known as the “Tootsie 9 birds, 2 cats, and the effect of suck bitch-writers as Pop Kid’ was “takeiv’ by some hunk he met in the CASTRO 1 huge dog! of course. About a hundred bucks and jewels to boot. He is Art Spender is devestating upon a SAN FRANCISCO HEALTH DEPARTMENT VD CITY CLINIC now accepting Tootsie Rolls and Tootsie Roll Pops to keep .....CARLA who baseball team. Brand "Ex" perha 250 Fourth Street, near Folsom. himself from going hungry. erforms at the ALABAMA ps wants to buy the Giants? If iK>t, ...... The Polkstrasse has been bubbliiw with “scandal”...... as it CANDMARK from STANLEY sez that then they should get rid of Spender Open, Monday and Thursday, 9:30 am til 6:00 PM seems that BILL CUTCOMB fired TROC from BUZBYS and time to time as a the reason that no and then perchance the morale on the « ., , . Tue^ay, Wednesday & Friday, 8 AM until 3:30 PM. replaced him with his straight-son PHILLIP and that IS news. guest performer, one can get an ele But, MICHAEL GANNETT is there as “manager” on Fridays had some interesting vator in the CLARK hapless Giants might improve. The Giants have ability, God knows, but Closed Saturday, ^n d ay 8e Holidays. (^11 495-OGOd for info dirt on the San HOTEL is becuase Art Spender wouldn't know It if it hit him. Yes on the Giants and No (You do not have to give them your right name!) and Saturdays. Jose HIGH School ...... What’s this we read about a Polkstrasse restaurant being SHANNON, noted en TONY who? Tbit man it is filled with so days of one very many of BILL on Spender. forced to shut down a few hours early due to a brawl between tertainer in the Tender- who needs a diave or nasty GREG LAKE one of the many owners and his ex-lover?? Task, tsk! loin area of the city U somethina, was once a WHITE’S Lovers THE A's...... anti-gay fag-baiting Billy Martin was what the A's needed always ready to help out! doorman on Turk St. ...thanks honey, coming and going to help them put it all together. The team is the same team almost play .Do any of you remember the infamous HURRICAN we have already all day and night. er for player as last year, but the difference is that Billy Martin has told HAZEL???,??? Well, she left-town in a hurry $S$, and then on to Denver, used it with the authorities! BILL is reported to where she HAD to leave town in a SSShurry. And now she has left town in .... The tragedy that struck ROB have about 12 or 14 them what they should have already known, they are major league base a really big hurry from DALLAS. Dear hearts! That is a wicked woman! ERT “NOOKIE” was something a day! ball players. The A's last year were the target of Brand Exs sports (41§) 4744331 Now Appearing at the ...... Oh yes, he has been known as “BARBI DOLL” and DIAMOND LIL” ! that is hard to handle and we all ...GIL PINA of "writers", and this year, because they have a real New Yorkers as the SHOWROOM ...... Didja know that THE VOICE/Los Angles has an employee called LEE wish him a speedy recovery. And the RAM’S HEAD manager the Brand "ex" writers love him....yet this is the same team MENTLEKASE? How very ungay! Oh yes, while in Los Angles, the city is the ole Mockingbird sents out a DEAN who? Yes it has bought the big “thank you!” to all who help is the “Dean” of that Spander & Company called "vworse than a triple A team.' No,the ' - *Natasha 8i her a flutter over the big jewel heist of FAT SHIRLEY....dear hearts! BILL-fsm e. He U FRISCO and the many live snakes...... BOBBY ALLISON will have his umpteenth birtdya on MAY 31st...... ed to raise that money ($1,148) so footloose and BLUE & GOLD?? players were just as gooa last year over in Oakland, but they h ^ a press for him. That was really beautiful fancy free ....adds up Well! that was bound and determined to run them out of town and Into he says he will be 33! Are you ready for that JON JON? ...sorry we couldn’t have helped to a really nice kid, •Paris *Carla *Liza The rumored candidates for Empress XVI this winter as of now are.... but aiittle scattered ....But. back at the Denver, and only God knows the reason why. The Bay Area can and out...but the RAM'S HEAD nas for some. DEAN it vit» * Grace Jones *Simone * LaBelle LEE RAYMOND.....ANASTASHIA...... REMY....DEE DEE LOVE...... an ass for a bartender....the same 20 now! FRISCO is one of will support TWO major league teams, but only if the sports writers let ....PUSHY PHYLLIS...... and MAI TY! Well...that is quite a cast so far! one who threw out papers out and H.L. Paries old them. We need both the A's and Giants...but we don't need Spander. •Barbara •Miss Motown •David...... Oh dear me, I forgot the gorgotten BUBBLES... just like GINGER BILL is going to cause some troubles for bartenders, NICK who has a hunky bod CONTINUOUS SHOWS FROM 9:30 ON til 2 AM. did at the Closet Ball...oh yes! Didja know that BAR Publisher BOB ROSS his boss! but no sense of humor. had his room-MATE in it, JASON, and he WON!? Dear heart! Guess that ...... AVIS, a very nice lady is doini ... BOBBY ALLISON is called “Rober- is a far different roomie than the one BOB had for THREE years, DAVID “Mr. Wonderful“.... double duty these days working at tina Lizard Tongue-ho” by ROBERT LIKENS! FRED SKOW WAS in the other half of HAL. ROBERT has a town recently. He is JUDY’S KITCHEN in the LAND “thing” for German Shepards...... The very handsome and very beautiful-people, KENJOE was FIRED one swell guy. Wish MARK.... she does cook up a real by SHERMAN from Fat Ron.son Sixth Street. Ta ta Sherm! Guess that there were millions good hamburger. Nice people like ....“THE CHEATERS ” at the SOUND Sherman just couldn’t stand hearing the people say over and over “where’s nsore like him! AVIS are a joy to know! OF MUSIC on Fri ü eLANDMARK X I I D I f Bar open daily 10 am til 2 KENJOE?”.... for he was one hellava nice day the 16th at 9:30 THE ÜUT AW Cafe open: Tues thru Sat. ■ and 11: 30....hot rock 1 TUlf Hk 5W001 uy and we so wish him well wherever he hias gone to...a b>8 loss for the city of SF group...... ROBBERY TIME! Didja hear that ....DARRELL, the Hey man! What’s the big fuss? This is what the fabulous FAYE (ROY Harnetiaux) EX of CARLA and I told Ray when he said that some of you was robbed at gunooint bv three black hundreds of others is kids who he said were about I 3 or 14.. now another “other guys ate my column up last time. HeU, I and right in front of his house too! How knew ya would. If you liked that, then you half” of BILL White? very ungay! Safeway Heights is not so ... EUGENE “ Big Bob’ would really enjoy eating a couple of other safe? KOPP is a bonifide things I have for you! Dig it man? ...... LARRY, QUEEN OF GOLDEN member of the all new GATE PARK (see pictures in the next is KKK (Kinky-Kissy- Alright! That new poster-logo of the man sue of the Crusader)...oh yes! The Chef Kocksukkers). hangout, the Arena. Didya see that full of the FICKLE FOX wore a stunning ....FRANK “Songbird’- page ad that Ray pulled out of Terry? It white gown to the LE DISQUE “Spring GARCl A has a fan Prom’^^on the 8th and won easily. He wa: tastic voice....dear me! is the best. Thanks for the copy Ray, hear sucha hoot! Good to see MICHAEL & PERRY GEORGE has it cost ya three bucks, next time I come DON there too...along with that big hunk DAVID CAFFERTY who REV. RAY BROSHEARS, the^fearleta leader KENNY the upataira TOMMY the fine best not hear about it. by you can feel my balls, that wiU make us on Don’s arm....ROCKY who? you wUl see on the next otf the Cniaader, akmgilde the charming and ao bartender at luMO*a Those singers are so \ page in a nude ihot...aez handaome KIMO. owner of KIMO*a 135351 Polk doeantt like to be phoph at KIM O 's alK>. about even...... There will be a “Salute to the 50’s” he doeant like to be photo S treet. ------. . . tographedihed either...heyeither ...hey! He is also a verv primy donnies. at DEVIL’S HERD on May 14th, Wednes- graphed. Really David?? hia mother. Sucha nice boy! Look for the The Cruaader doeant good pnotograph- Whenever the artist who drew that "Number L'/ W hatÍ do you call that pic? opening aomeday of hia lovely lounge! go to Oregon Ken! et. “Just Friends. _____ One Man", Robert U something or the other is his name...he sure knows how to draw a man. Wonder if the “artist" knows how to handle a real man....if he’s interest, I may be. TID Y CAR NEW NEW NEW You shleep! That’s all I can say to the guy who’s the manager of the Cockring....he fired | e S ^ |£ N one of the best lays I’ve had in years. And he was ho sissy either. Kenjoe, whereever INIRODUCEI you are, you’re alot better off than working Neper W ax It Again at that drag-queen’s hangout! They put a IHE PORIABLE pussy in your place. Not you Tess! Interior Shampoo Hit the leather cocksukkkers, for if you have Vynle Revitalization MAEE DOUCHE anyballs or want mine, get on over to the Music Hall for their Black Specialize in aophiaticated Dawn on Saturday nite the 17th....dancing, leather only (to get in) foreign autoa. until dawn. It will be raw and wild from what I’m hearing and all the Pick-up ft Delivery south of Market leather bars will be near empty for this one. Here’s Mobile Service O n ly $ 9 .9 f where I can tell that flabby-ass emperor to bite my leather-bound ass. 120 Cedar Street (off Polk) (415) 776-5252 o t Ddija see the sissycyless all lined up at the Balcony last Sunday? Made me puke when I walked in and saw what belonged to them, musta been lwoffog$ffe9f a couple of hundred people there and not one of the faggots v^as a real man...... ladies in leather is what I call ’em. Went over to the Brig the over evening, and actually found a couple of f ddie V4n s Patron Sponsored Now you can have the convenience and satisfaction of hot studs whom I promptly grabbed and took home with me to Valle VISUAL EXPERIENCE a compact male douche that is as eHective as its big jo and we fucked all night long....well almost...for one of them passed live sboii's A d isc o brother, yet travels anywhere and everywhere. Yes guys, "MIMIC SHOWS" Mondays at 9:30 & 11:30. GALLERY this portable male douche can be stashed in the smallest out screaming “it hurts, it hurts!” Hell, 1 had only fisted him twice! Live bands...."ZACHARIAS' Wed & Thur. May 14 8i 15. ^■ ^tunng of bKkpacks to the thinnest of attache cases for those Don’t make men like they used to. private across town or out of town engagements. Did you see that shit in the B.D. Address Book ‘81? That old drag 'THE CHEATERS", Friday, This discreet, super compact, super handy portable mde queen who used to be at the Alley Cat is conducting “fisting classes.” douche indudes: a heavy-duty dear vinyl bag with a Hell, it would take four hards, four hands and a foot for that bitch to 1/2 gallon capacity, i 60 inch hose with a lubricated tip, even feel someone up in her. Ha ha! Bitch! JSo u u 6 and a packet of Castile soap concentrate. 'Home of the Mimic I found me a real young thing, about 21 or so down at the Endup last Shows" Don’t get caught in the dumps, get your portable male Sunday at the Jocky Shorts contest. Hell he was hung real big, but the 2nd Anniversary f. M.\Rk M ium vs douche now at LE SALON, 1118 Polk Street, or send kid didn’t know what to do with it....well I showed the sapsukker what June 30th or illu sic i $9.96 (two for $15.95) to: LE SALON, 30 Sheridan, to do with mine! Far out Dave! bv appointment -->9 l\Us St Dept C, San Francisco, CA 94103. Add $1.25 per douche 162 Tiirk Street* 885-9616 4tS -44M 600 San Francisco for posuge and handling. Indude 6% sales tax and a signa The rev. says he saw a man at the Arena that I might be interested in... ture you are 21 years or older. naugh! Already had him when he was good. Sorry about that Joe! DEALER INQUIRIES INVITED. Well, haveta run now ....and remember Ray, you ass. if you cut one word! 16 Bm IfrmcìBta (ÜntaaMr May 13, 1980 May 13,1980 ^an jPranrtgrp (Ernaaiigr 17
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.... Bath house czar, JACK CAMPBELL of .....FEBEs has a 25 Club Bath Chain, has sued his tormentors cent draft beer at ALL of the Dallas Police Department in the fed times..iiow do they eral courts. Now they in turn are going do it!!! after his permits there. He is under heavy .....EDDIE VAN is so attack in Dade County by the publisher busy these days.... J of BLUEBOY magazine who is no fan of do hope that he has the “Goodsteinies” of which Campbell is time to get hispaperiff one of the clan. CAMPEBLL by the way the ground..After all! is reportedly going to be moving his base ....The handsome and of operations back to California, in Los so sexy BUDDY is Angeles this time, right after the Demo.- helping EDDIE as best cratic National Convention where he ho he can....right ED? to be a “star” of the Goodsteinies...... TOM CRARY.is ...... Empress MELVIN A is home from the out to beat Willie hospital....she had an operation. And she Brown and he does is feeling much better. Cards and letters look like he has an will be appreciated she informs us. excellent chance, as .... JPOLICE MAKING MOVE INTO Willie does nothing Mftdftm.** U L E S L IE ..w ho but run his mouth and NORTHERN SAN MATEO COUNTY is______» hard-woikex______as tt w m ha and after some assholes who like to make tele-1 sh a n n o n who VuV it togcthn‘ le ih a r help to elect that bitch phone calls collect. Good show boys. Bust DIANNE Feinblum as then ass and well sign the papers for the h e a d necatiy. n o o k ie !■ in mayor ...remember that prosecution.... so sez Rev. Ray Broshears. ***• »tsh» now. kiddies....a vote for .....Don’t waste your time in going to see Willie Brown is a vote for Mayor Dianne Feinblum that seedy play “Miss Stanwyck is StiU So...vote for TOM CRARY for Assembly 17th. Hiding”....the way the play goes, she still .....What's this about CORKY (Peter Pan) telling is gone...like out to WAYNE (Sound of Musk) “where to go" in no hinch. Tacky acting. ur:r<»rtsin terms? .....Congradulations ....Miss SHARON noted to beautiful GIL entertainer, is one of the MORES at Hyde and most admired of the California on their entertainers around now. D A V ID C A PV E R T Y , aU r baxfamBd a t K IM O 't OB folk A Ptaia Strccta, ia doins a little ;2nd anniversary. A rua-cUanlne, In tha nuda. Tbat'a the oniy way to claan houaa....rtslit DAVID PAXTON! to gath- .... A Shameful Luncheon shouia D e tne your friends title of Tavern Guild president WAYNE rraimiy FRIDAY'S autho-biography....as it appears ....BRUCE TRONSON that he DOES NOT want anyone to know had to move.... seems .Congradulations to thathe: and HIS MAYOR DIANNE had a he likes it closer to the Inter-Club Fund- luncheon at the *P.S. on Polk. What’s the “home” and me! He’s a riasers for a most matter Wayne? Think some of your so sucha deer boy! M ITCH h«i cut hu successful “Progressi- ThU la the SOUND of MUSIC ““ .... His friend over at ve Dinner in whkh “Mimic showbar A Diaco's" kissmg With the bitch-Mayor? Well, you ALFIES, TISH, wanted reaideiit “mouth“..WAYNE! say your fat ass on the fence inthe election, ROOM, to ss Polk. they fun-ed to help He lishu to play with Ughta. me to tell him where Nice Suy too! (be blood bank. How very thockins ! or did you really??? Hmmmm! You can BRUCE and I were Qdy two-shoes Waynie! going to have brunch at so he could show up ...... New romance of the and lake a pic of us to year? GERRY PARKER gether...dear TISH..it and WAYNE WEEKEND'; never happened...... CHUCK DEMMON BRUCE stood me up the current emperor in for the 17th time in case some of you have the last year! forgotten, is the worst .....Is it true? That a fundraiser in history of gay cop(SFPD) who the emperor title. fears this column and ...... MELVINA is mak our beloved “fearless” ing room for some of editor the Rev. Ray, is the Cuban refugee's... GRAND DUKE REGENT above ii having Ray “harassed” that girl will do anything working hard to prepare for the with the help of a coup Auguit electionf for a new Grand for a cock! Duke and Grand Ducheai. KELLY le of police-informer is the Grand Duchess, and rumor has male call-boy prostitu ...... JACK WRANGLER k that RICK M ^Tun himself thU is at the NOB HILL... time around. God knows he*s earnec tes??? Naugh, the all that meat and no me It* R ight o n RICK ! SFPD would never do there to take care of it. that would they???!!!! But i hear ten others are doing it for me...... FLAMINGO BOYS FROM NEW YORK ...... DON BERRY & TROC at the is that your place at 8th and Golsum, ex Music Hall.....1 don’t care how many cuse me, FOLSOM! Understand that is times 1 write it. I still don’t believe it.... the spdfand you big bad bastards may and those two dyking it? be in for one hell of a “last ride” for your ...... RANDY JOHNSON will be emceein kind and your kinda op- all those big kocks shaking on the stage |erations....this is NOT NY! at the END UP Jockey Shorts Dance ... DAVID STOLL, who Contest ...with lotta cash prizes on May _was that boy I saw you ______25th at 7PM til??? RANDY is a judge -with the other day?????? ...... bigdkks. Dear tliat was SUPER s . 5 J O H N or JON SUGAR is sweeter chicken...puleeeze, a little than CONAN? feathers please! ..v.Those Recession Price luncfees-at ....BOB GRAHAM does the GALLEON still have me dazzled like that Sears tea-room! \ / / y and the prices are so low and the- ....The “anxious arms” is food is so good. They are at 714 \ not that anxious a place to - 14th Street at Church, in FRONT send your guests....as one of the Church Street (terrible ghastly man out of towner type food) Station. The Recession Lunch found out the hard way. is ONLY $2.95....dew drip inn. **Pucrto Rican ...... EUGENE Marshmellow : PAPERS Mary'* as Larry is fond of calling him KOPP was paid a visit by U F R A N K IE of the fabulous LE the infamous Celtic Catho SALON 1118 Polk lic and off the took with Street. Plenty of filthy films and one of MARSHMELLOWs books....see Frankie vestments...how cheap! POWER o r JO H N o r th a t ao Wonder what that fuss new hunky stud, TONY! was 1 heard about two of our tour lines complaining ARENA POSTER ...... PRICE & INFORMATION GRAYLINE having “special privileges” by having one of their buses parked at Union The original is a pen and ink drawing, note the small dots the artist has used to create the very fine piece of art. Also Square with some creep in it? Oh well, I do wish them.very well in their endeavors watch how the eyes follow you when looking at the drawing from any direction. to get rid of that tacky bus. The artist is Robert Uyvardi, new to the Bay Area and soon to be a leading artist in his field. Title of drawing, "Num /U ¥ e r H t0Ì ...... Are YOU ready? That hotel at 317 Leavenworth, right at the intersection of all ber One Man." HEROIN dealing in the Tenderloin...... is Introductary price schedule: Arena Poster...... $3.00 Copy of orginal, without logo unsiged by artist...... $20.00 in the powerful trying to tell the readers that they are in the “heart of downtown .?....well they may be, Copy of original, without logo, "signed and numbered by artist"...... $50.00 (All the above available with chron but at that intersection you may lose your heart and life to boot as well as your coins! frame, add $51.00 to above prices.) SW' x 11" with logo and chrome'frame...... $30.00 Above is the fabulour and the grand, the elegant, the kind, the gentle and a They also say they are close to “union square See the manager or assistant manager for further details. We hope that you like this addition to the Arena, and we real bitch....MAI TAY! He recently got .....cable cars...theatre district (oh yes the house and moved hla entire plantation are pleased to make this very fine piece of art available for you pleasure in your home. ^ Into it...all the m en, the men, and the Tea Room is on Eddy!) and BART”.....so so nsore men that MAI TY has would make very gay.....the same people who own the bath
MAITY’sm en. Dark hair, {....Had lunch at the ..And before I forget this one....Happy does Operation Concern wavy ahir, moustache, and ....Didja know, that the in RAFTERS INN the help anyway? Have you extremely well-endowed. famous BILL WHI'TE had a 'other day...and a ~Birth'day to artist Bo BO! He is, ahh, 1 These men BELONG to MAI “sexual encounter of the couple odd days forgot...well, have a befterr new birthyear ever called there for help? TY and they are not for rent, oddest kind” with DARRE later...HAN’s came than the last one or else I’ll kick youre Have you asked to be seen sale, lease, or bonowing.... LL and SHAWNA? Aw.l -in and fired the guy ass boy! by a counsellor? Fat chanci that is the word from none don’t believe that dear ole who made the place you would get to. And other than PLANTATION SHAWNA would do that. do cotton picking ...J.OHN B. ANDERSON for President! where has all the money PATTI who should know. But, when I called BILL he nice. Too Dad! But .....H.L. PERRY sold? the BLUE & GOLD gone to anyway? MAI TY is a real “Hungry did have DARRELL in bed the place was pickin; along with the FRISCO for $100,000???? And the last treasurer went Hanna!” with him and I don’t imagi up and could jave to GIL PINA??? There is a law! away with about $20 thou .....MAI TY stars Tuesday ne they were just chatting. been the “in’ place thru Saturday at the PLEA .....Didja hear? ELMER for the Polk Gulch .....Empress TESSIE sends back his very sand or so. area. best wishes to the first Empress of Chi Operation Concern does SURE PALACE up behind WlLHELM...you all know the counter, yelling and shou- him, or at least you should, TOM BATTIPAGLIA '....Speaking of THE cago whom Tessie crowned a couple of not and will not ever serve ilang all everyone who dpes he works at the¡ENDUP Invltei you to H« the POLK GULCH SA weeks ago....Empress I, JOANNA CAR the real people. So don’t CRAIG who hat Uva bande th ey have a lovely gift and ...Who is this LONSOME and is a veri:ry active politico, almoat every nlaht at LOON, RANDY ON. And also to Emperor I, STEVE waste your time by even card shop on is now worlirking at the H.Q. the SOUND OF JOHNSON’S hubbie ALLMAN who was crowned by Mister going this year. Give your Polk Street next COWBOY TIM? Have you for JOHN ANDERSON for MUSIC, 162 Turk St. came home again... door to RlMO*f dialed that phone number? They have “MIMIC Marcus. TESSIE says that STEVE is dollars to help Northeast called ...... President?!! Right on!! SHOWS" on Mondaye. and well, they are so handsome that she would support him Mental Health expand their “JUST FRIENDS'* 661-0261? He IS funnnny! ANDERSON has picked up All ahowa, banda M still together and no ...would like to Dial that number for a hoot slot of support in the gay 9:30 and 11:30. The blackeyes either on forever if he would cum and live with her. free clinic which has a daily have you drop “CHEATERS’’ are then .....HAL, you all know HAL communities around here Friday May 16th. RANDY. When Also best wishes to MS. CHICAGOi who Mon-Fri free intake 12-4 to in and aee this and nationwide. Looks like the Army boy-man is NANCY a real live lesbain woman. see people who are in need m o st p leam n t A the LANDMARK got knocked on his who is the roomie of Bobby excHm gift ft Allison....he sez that if H.L. we may have a president husband of RANDY is gone, a Sailor of ....And while back in Chicago, TESSIE of help (counselling.) card ihop...... ass by RICK the big bad motoccyclist. who is not of any political U.S. Navy kind lives with RANDY! 1347 PoU( Street. RICK told him not to lay a hand on him Fariy were smart, he would lost a member of the Royal Guards...... And besides, can you see **iUST FRIENDS*' get alittle larger, he could get OBTtv! Far out! RANDY should belong to the USO, for it seems that DAVID sit in front of one yourself going to one of or else..so it was or else and skinny lil’ a check from GREENPEACE he sure does “entertain” our men in uni- too many glasses of booze and made a Operation Concern’s femin TONY went down. Sorry kid! ....aw, HAL! PERRY isn’t from...no, not the leather boys either. real ass of himself and got into a fight ist counsellors and telling them about that big....yet! ...... Looking for muscles? Give PETER with TOM something-or-the-other, and your problems? Hell, the most likely ...... “EXISTENCE’’will be at the ARENA a gander once in a while. with TESSIE too! So, needless to say he Iwould have you “worshipping” ERA playing at the SOUND of -That guy has muscles upon muscles. He ALABAMA 1« hlg nleknama and iOW STAN and/or Karl Marx and carrying around MUSIC on Saturday and Sun is ALMOST as good looking as that is “out!” How very ungay! LEY 1» his real handle. He is a bad ass dude poster man of tne ARENA...... ALABAMA STANLEY let KIP’s old some say, but he is a nice guy who is always Mao’s little-Red Book. To hell with day May 17 & 18....don’t you helping other people. I n t that right LES- the feminist fags and dykos! miss them for they are good. Lady NATASHA and her Well, this issue of the old Crusader lady (a real woman they say) cut his hair LIE7MAI TY would like to get ^ hands on That’s at 162 Turk Street at “killer'' Bake at the LAND has slot more ads a real man, butch, rough and tough..mo! not ...... Hye! JIM FOCHE Isstarrina in “Borsln The MARK, 45 Turk Street. and now he is bald....cute, real cute...and Stay away from GULF OIL Band" openina the 24th of Mar on Balboa, 9:30 and 11:30 PM showtime than in the past.....and honey lady, you flunk you SERVICE STATIONS...didja see that this is because the folks ...... Why did BOBBY ALLI expose on “Sixty Minutes?” it was know that we do reach all’s barber test as far as SON get in trouble for telling . Record pi I’m concerned. KIP, why something else. If nothing is wrong, cer JOHN HEDGES a big the people....and that don’t you turn “normal” CORKY’s real name. ? it seems that they help something to thanks for the donations we do serve the needs and give us your love and .Is JUDY of the Und- go wrong with your car. of goods for the auctions of the people...and that for the old folks free lun we are the ONLY gay your body and your old lad) makr going to “post the ban- "...... LENNY , ummv MOLLETw ói i c t sezV-, hek. is going paper that cover the the heave ho??? ds?” soon and with who? cheons projects. You are to run for president of the a honorable person as wel activities of the people ...... DARRELL???? Where ....A Party this Satur Tavern Guild. While he is as a good musicial show who are not the so- are you huneee? day, MAY 17th at a nice guy...there is nothing producers. called “stars” of the 4 pm until 7 by Mr. that will make that group community...we are ...... BOB GRAHAM got rob KIP for KIP! ....The HAREM OF THE just the plain people’s bed right where he lives...... a group that helps anyone Fabulous MAI TY...... voice, for sure! a black and a chicano both ...... The Tavern except itself. Didja see the ...LOUIS...6’2” hunky Love ya all, hope you of whom seem to have been Guild’s “Circus $100,000 they have in that and well hung enjoyed some of the very high on an injected Circus” is NOT be mythical building fund for ...RUSS, red hair, kinda gossip this time around ing held at the short, but built like a chemical ripped him off at a “gay community center?” piece of iron. Cute. and trust that all is well knife-point, BUT, the lovely California Hall this Hell, that fund is ripe for with you and that next year, but is being ...JOHN, a motorcyle guy time we meet that you LILLY LAW caught them pickings and they had best who is not that all b e n (Landmark) and TERRY, the manaaer That'a KEVIN euddUna ROY HARNETIAUX to be t o n y DeSETTI of LEE (Trapp) are “toaether” LENNY from Salt Lake Aikothm **1 don't will be ten times better botli...une in Union Square the new manager of the held out-doors out watch it close, for look at but is all rugged- man. of the ARENA-la b BOBBY. How cute. Now City WAS at the LE know hU name,** ENDUP? Another rumor a leetauxent on Mar (or BBC atranae teaaon— proud of “Number 1." they aren't apeakina! off than last time, rb and the other on a return to in the Castro at the ket Street laya that Operation Concern! But, ..MITCH, best looking of and both betona to another SALON ..now? Ho bum! from Salt Lake! most likely. He's at the playground at Igth he ow ners d o n 't read page 4, Rev. Ray’s the scene-of-the-crime trip. lovely LE DISQUE with hit want him pic or his Avoid the ACER HOTEL! mother CRISTAL! and Collingwood. name In our ras! column, to see IF there is any need for such a center. Then make Tavern Guild give those funds away to different groups...equally. They could begin with the “Guide Dogs For the Blind. ...we need to support this ...BAR FOR SALE....call the GO GO BOYS TELL THEM YOU SAW IT IN worthy cause for real. MASSAGE 21 and over, always being au How about it TG Board??? CRUSADER, leave your name THE CRUSADER! Young bloncie masseur, SF. and number they will call me to ditioned. Come in and see ....Didja hear? FLAME & Smooth swimmers body. S’lO” either Big Joe or Natasha at the her arch-enemy who she get in touch with you. 885-1001. YOUTHFUL MASSEUR fought with all the time 150 lbs., and hot. In or Out. Landmark, Thursday thru Sun Will Travel. day evenings. 45 Turk Street. 21 year old gives the relaxing that she was empress, GIN MASSAGE and stimulating massage. You GER, have “united” in do CaU...... 673-RYAN Smooth, excellent massage for ing “fundraisers?” Very in “TIRED?” can’t go wrong with me. Call teresting don't ja think? males. 19 year old blonde. anytime if you have those stiff KEVIN at 776-0992 “CONFUSED?” ...... then .....Didja hear about this MODEL don’t call here, call the Mayor, joints that need soothed. place to eat called “ MRS. Young masculine blonde, age 20. Dianne Feinblum. But your ad In and Out. C:all anytime...... ROBINSON’S” at the Em MASSAGE barcadero Center??? It is SF’s top m(Klel. After 6, call will get results here! 885-1001 ROD at 956-1938 BOB at 776-3458 21 year old youth, w/m, can give •"* w*«® I»« !»• He's ThU U BEN....BEN is a former employee DARRELL, one of BILL a real “winnder” ! Seems lust a face I photojpaph^ of H.L. Fairy. But he is now at the dear White's men ...who is a that they don’t take any you a renewing massage that will somewhere...but, hwereT??? • LANDMARK and elsewhere in the greens. real PT! Ask CARLA! make you feel young again. Let ’’’’Call 673-RYAN if you want a real taxes out of the employees checks, leaving them hold- WILL RUB me share my boyish looks with massage. He does know how to rub This is because the WOMEN don’t want mg the tax-bag.... and of course, NO you deep and hard....so everyone tells YOU RIGHT you. Call ROBBIE at 956-1938 it to be the kind of affair it has been since unemployment so they can’t collect The “Midnite Satisfier” , JOE, (llnisaiirr pie. I can’t afford him honey! it began raising_funds; for Operation Con any when they fire you...... ROB K. has the experience as a masseur ....ALAN ESTES, JR., of Theatre cern....the WOMEN say they are offended told us a thing or two about this MODEL/ESCORT Rhinoceros’ was sent a button by his by the sex they say went on the back place that only pays $3.50 an hour. to give you a stimulating and Cost per Issue* $1-00 perline lover/luster, KEVIN from back New rooms of California Hall, etc. Tough! He worked there for four months satisying massage. Private and Hot young blonde, hung front and York way ...it has a pic of a can of But, it WAS those kind of fund raisers and he said they never took out a most discreet. Out only. nice firm behind. C^ll anytime. CRISCO on it! Is KEVIN or ALAN that created and kept Operation Concern. single dime. How not-so-gay! 673-7926.....Ryan telling us some But, as said by thousands, who the hell Call...... JOE at 928-1788 thing about TONY one of the door men at themselves? $200 REWARD Dear hearts!!!! BAR FOR SALE Full liquor bar with restaurant Reward for information leading ...Watch out! to the arrest of Frank “Francine” If you haven't for sale. S60,000 dollars. One seen “RICH block from Golden (îate Theatre. Stayland, formerly of San Fran- MOND JIM ” \\\ (nsco and Sacramento. Believed at Theatre headed for San Diego or Phoenix. Rhino, Ills Wanted in connection with miss Geary Street s v ing funds and car. Call Mr. Harry yet, you are missing a good Ho, the Landmark, 474-4331. play and it has some hot and MASSEUR hunky nude "Hey! Wait! You didn't Hot young blonde will rub u the introduce the Empress," MEN in it too! right way, versitile, great smooth touted out BUBBLES as (see ad on page die ran at the EX-empress swimmers body. 673-7926. GINGER BILL who refused 3!) to introduce BUBBLES and the emperor. BUBBLES ....“ BLACK was represented the Emp DAWN” Satur THIS AD IN THE CRUSADER mail cash, check, or Name. ress TESSIE who was in day nite. May Chicago at a coronation in COULD BE YOUR MONEY money order to: A ddress. that Windy City. GINGER 17th from 9:30 denies she refused ...... she MAKER.....GET THE RIGHT CRUSADER says that he "forgot.** Oh til dawn...all Post Office Box 1528 City. really GINGEJI BILL?????? nite dancing in MESSAGE ACROSS THE RIGHT Your behavior since leaving , San Francisco 94101 Phone ( Office has not been too leather at the GUY(S). CaU us at 885-1001 good, but look at your pre MUSIC HALL sent company you are with. 931 Larkin. I m m m In Parson & r'^rm riiaifiiYiim an
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