The Observer VOL. XXIII NO. 126 W EDNESDAY , APRIL 18, 1990 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY’S Tyson to be leaving Notre Dame By KELLEY TUTHILL Tyson admitted, however, News Editor that it will be difficult for him to leave Notre Dame. Going to Father David Tyson, vice Portland will be an adjustment, president for Student Affairs at he said, as his family lives in Notre Dame, has been named the Midwest. the 18th president of the He said he plans to be back to University of Portland. visit Notre Dame and might re­ The decision, effective July 1, turn during the football season was made public Tuesday by providing he is able to “get the University's Board of tickets through the alumni lot­ Kegents. tery.” “ The Board of Regents is ex­ During the first week of cited by the prospect of contin­ April, Tyson said he visited the uing the University’s tradition University of Portland for in­ of excellence under Father Father David Tyson terviews, one of his many trips Tyson’s leadership. ” said to the campus. “ It is a beautiful Chairman Philip Robinson. Tuesday’s announcement campus,” with many trees and “Father Tyson’s experience drew to a close the search for a flowers, similar to the Notre as a tenured associate profes­ successor to Father Thomas Dame campus, according to sor and university administra­ Oddo, president of the Tyson. tor...demonstrates his commit­ University of Portland since The new job will be a chal­ ment to higher education,” 1983, who died in a car acci­ lenge for him and for the first Robinson added. dent last October, according to year he said he w ill be “ more of AP Photo Tyson, 41, has been vice Francesca Clifford of the a student.” The University of Destroying Contra weapons president of student affairs at University of Portland’s Public Portland recently completed a Venezualan troops, part of the UN force in Central America, Notre Dame since 1984. Prior Relations Office. 185 page self-study, similar to destroy contra weapons turned in by some 260 Indian Contras of to that, he served as executive “I’m honored, ” said Tyson. Notre Dame’s PACE report, the Yatama organization during a ceremony Monday. The Contra assistant to then-president “I’m really enthusiastic (about disarming was part of a March 23 accord. Father Theodore Hesburgh. the position). ” see TYSON / page 4 Earth Day '90 Green Pledge used to increase awareness By KEVALEEN RYAN “The main purpose of the companies that offer the great­ headquarters for the Earth Day News Writer Green Pledge is to impress upon est environmental protection, '90 project. On Sunday, April 22 the individual that their actions said Ted Oberstar, campus co­ a press conference will be held The Earth Day '90 Green can make a difference, ” said ordinator of the Green Pledge where a globe with the names Pledge, part of an international James Dailey, president of the project. of each pledge will be unveiled. effort to increase ecological EAC. The “vote" and “support” Several million names are ex­ awareness, is a contract in The actual pledge requires component deals with the indi­ pected to be inscribed on the which individuals promise to that each person let their re­ vidual’s ability to dictate their globe, said Oberstar. support the environment eco­ newed environmental con­ awareness of those manufac­ wishes to the local and federal A similar movement is taking nomically, politically and mone­ sciousness shape how they act, tured products that are harm­ governments. They pledge to place in over 100 foreign coun­ tarily. purchase, vote and support. ful to the environment and cor­ support only those candidates tries, each with there own form Available through Environ­ They promise to attempt to porations that fail in their eco­ that demonstrate a concern for of the Green Pledge. All are mental Action Cub (EAC) repre­ “adopt a lifestyle as if every day logical responsibility. the environment. This applies similar, however, in the overall sentatives in each dorm, these were Earth Day. ” This includes As it is d ifficult to target such also to legislation that is eco­ objective of a heightened pledges ask students to actively employing such measures as detriments, such literature as logically essential, such as the awareness of the danger our participate in the world wide recycling waste, conserving en­ “Shopping for Better World” by Clean Water Act and the Clean world is facing environmentally, struggle to deal with the ergy, saving water and using the Council on Economic Priori­ A ir Act. he said. “severe environmental crises” efficient transportation. ties is available to consumers As of today, over 900 pledges Along with a promise of in- that confronts our planet to­ The “purchase” element of to provide a comprehensive have been collected and sent to day. the pledge involves an increased analysis of those products and San Francisco, the national see GREEN / page 4 Kremlin cuts off Baltic qas,U.S. leaders upset ...... - _ w /xtm m a a sw <, v> ja m am Soviets warn Bush promises Baltic to nullify ‘response’ to independence- " — TFT Moscow action MOSCOW (AP) — The Kremlin WASHINGTON (AP) — Presi­ said it was tightening the tap dent Bush warned Tuesday of on Lithuania’s natural gas sup­ “ appropriate responses’’ if ply Tuesday and may cut oil Moscow imposes announced and gasoline to the Baltic re­ cuts in fuel supplies to Lithua­ public for refusing to rescind nia, but also said he does not pro-independence laws, Lithua­ want to damage superpower nian leaders said. relations. But Lithuania’s president “ I w ant to be sure anything called the republic’s decisions we do is productive, ” Bush “ irreversible” and said an eco­ said. “ There’s been dramatic nomic embargo will only change in the world and I don’t strengthen the resolve of want to inadvertently take Lithuanians. some action that would set it “ I hope it will consolidate our ba ck.” people in our peaceful strug­ The Soviet government said it gle," Vytautas Landsbergis said had ordered drastic cuts in in a broadcast interview. natural gas supplies to Lithua­ No change was immediately nia on Tuesday, followed by noticeable in natural gas used cuts in oil and gasoline on to heat homes and fuel kitchens Wednesday. U.S. officials said in Lithuania. But worried they could not confirm any Lithuanians flooded the gov­ slowdown. ernment in Vilnius with phone Senate Majority Leader Ge­ calls. orge Mitchell, D-Maine, and Officials in Lithuania said Minority Leader Bob Dole, R- they were told of the reduction Kan., met with Bush at the in a telegram from the Soviet White House and said later that Union’s gas network. No offi­ the United States has an array cial announcement came from of economic steps it could take Moscow. AP Photo against Moscow. President Mikhail Gorbachev Motorists in Vilnius line up for gasoline Monday, a day after a Kremlin deadline for cutting off crucial supplies “ I th ink it ’s a very serious with Lithuania. Moscow is attempting to punish their leaders for ignoring a plea to repeal their independence. see LITHUANIA / page 4 see RESPONSE / page 4 page 2 The Observer Wednesday, April 18, 1990

I n s id e C o l u m n W e a t h e r Forecast for noon, Wednesday, April 18. A testimony in Lines show high temperatures. defense of

Dan Quayle ::>:W Yesterday’s high: 41 Yesterday’s low: 33 For some reason, Nation’s high: 92 nobody likes Dan (Laredo, Texas) Quayle. Nation’s low: 10 Americans seem to spend a great deal of (Valentine, Ne.) SSS energy criticizing the i Forecast: Vice President, and I think it’s high time Sunny and mild today with highs in the middle that someone took a Moran * ------'X stand for ol’ Danny. 50’s. Partly sunny throughout Thursday with After all, the guy has Sports Writer a lot of good qualities • e 11 * % V an expected high of 65. that the ungrateful American public has FRONTS: been overlooking. For example, Danny has a great golf TT game, a quality necessary for any world COLD WARM STATIONARY leader. Golf is a tough sport, and to truly ©1990 Accu-W eather, Inc. excel at the game, one must have the Pressure strength of a linebacker and the stamina of ® (D FXl M P ~ \ a marathoner. The fact that the FBI has HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY f r . CLOUDY CLOUDY

bestowed Quayle with the code name Via Associated Press GraphicsNet “scorecard” stands as a testament to his prowess in this sport of sports. Now a few people have been getting down on Quayle for his “lack of participation” in the Vietnam War. These critics somehow O f I n t e r e s t forget that Dan spent a couple of traumatic The Women for the Environment Club meeting A trip tO Haiti is being planned for May 1990. Anyone years in the National Guard defending the w ill be held at Holy Cross Parlor at Saint M ary’s today at interested in this service/learning visit should contact Hoosier State from the ravages of the en­ 6:30 p.m. Call Teresa Lynch at 284-5517 for more infor­ Mike Afflech at 239-7943 in the CSC as soon as possible. emy. I’m willing to bet hard cash that not mation. one VC slipped over the border while ol’ Anyone wishing to take an iips course for fail Deadeye Danny was on watch. Vice President Arias Calderon of Panama w ill semester (IGGO/GI) must contact the Institute for Inter­ Dan has also been unjustly ridiculed be­ be giving a talk tonight at 7 p.m. at the Engineering Audi­ national Peace Studies department, 135 Law School, for cause he flubbed a few lines in some obscure torium . an exemption form. This form must be brought to the Of­ speeches. Just because he thought the fice of the Registrar for processing. slogan for the United Negro College Fund The Last Hospitality Lunch of the year is tomor­ was “it’s a terrible thing to lose one’s mind, row at the CSC from 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Certified teachers are needed for kindergarten or not to have one,” is no reason to think through sixth grades for the Transition School in Seattle less of the guy. After all, you cannot expect There is a Pi Sigma Alpha’s Second World for homeless kids. A ministerial focus is needed and youth the Vice President to memorize the motto of Events Rap Session on current issues of the Middle East ministry jobs are available. For more information, con­ every backwater organization that pops up. on Thursday at 7 p.m. in Lewis Hall. Come and discuss tact the CSC or call (206) 525-2020. Next the demanding public will probably these issues with Professors Dowty and Gaffney. Call Sally expect poor Danny to memorize the whole at 283-1120 or Michelle at 283-2542 for more informa­ Seven year old Craig Shergold in Atlanta is dy­ Pledge of Allegiance. tion. ing from a brain tumor. His last wish is to be put into the And the cruel public even mocks his inter­ Guiness Book of World Records for the most get well national diplomacy. They laughed when Dan Applications are available for the Appalachia cards received. In order to help, send cards to: Mr. Craig expressed a wish to have studied Latin, so Summer Session on May 12- 18 at the CSC. Apply by April Shergold c/o Children’s Wish Foundation, 32 Perimeter that he could better speak to the people of 20. Center East, Atlanta, Ga. 30346. Latin America. How heartless people must be to chide a man for expressing such a compassionate and intelligent sentiment. See if they still tease Danny when he be­ W o r l d comes America’s foremost ambassador to An earthquake measuring 6.4 on the Richter Two Canadian fighter jets collided over K arl­ Latin-speaking countries. scale on Tuesday struck China’s far western border with sruhe, West Germany during the early evening rush hour The latest Quayle joke revolves around his the Soviet Union, an area affected by ethnic unrest in re­ Tuesday, killing one of the pilots and showering sections purchase of an anatomically correct doll cent weeks. The State Seismologica! Bureau said the of this southwestern German city with flaming debris. The while touring through one of those Latin­ quake hit West Wuqia in the Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous second pilot suffered two broken heels after he ejected speaking countries. Dan thought that the Region at 10:59 a.m. Tuesday, the official Xinhua News from the single-seat F-18 and parachuted onto a busy toy, which displayed a proportionally cor­ Agency reported Wednesday. highway. rect phallus, would make an interesting present for his teenage son. And why not? Is it wrong for a father to share a few I n d ia n a manly jokes with his youngster? Daddy Dan’s desire to do some father-to-son Gov. Evan Bayh wrote a $50 The rise in property values along the shores of bonding should be an inspiration to us all. check to a state wildlife fund Tuesday once-filthy Lake Erie proves that the cost of cleaning up With his stellar record of achievement in after failing on his state tax return to environmental problems brings economic returns, a lead­ the marketplace, behind the podium, at the designate any of his $1,467 refund as ing scholar said Tuesday. Bringing that home to Indiana, front lines, and on the putting green, who a contribution to the fund. Bayh Rep. Jim Jontz, D-lnd., agrees the Midwest will benefit in couldn’t give Diamond Dan a thumbs-up? deputy press secretary David Dawson the long run from the high initial cost it may pay to re­ I kick myself every day for not giving him attributed the governor’s failure to duce sulfur dioxide emissions from power-generating my vote. designate a contribution to the fund in plants as proposed under current clean air legislation The views expressed in the Inside Column the box on the state income working its way through Congress. At least a $2 return are those of the author and not necessarily tax form to an oversight by the governor’s accountant. from $1 of investment in cleanup costs can be expected. those of The Observer. The fund has a box on line 31 of the Indiana tax form .

C a m p u s M a r k e t U p d a t e A l m a n a c The Observer Notre Dame’s grounds department will Closings for April 17,1990 P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556 spray American elm trees on campus during the On April 18: (219)-239-7471 next one to two weeks. The trees are sprayed # In 1775: Paul Revere began Tuesday’s Staff with the insecticide methoxychlor to control the his famous ride from News Scoreboard elm bark beetle, which spreads Dutch elm dis­ Unchanged Volume in shares Charlestown to Lexington, Kevaleen Ryan Scott Brutocao ease. M ethoxychlor is an effective control sub­ Mass., warning American Joe Moody Production 499 I 127.99 Million stance for this pest and is proven very safe for colonists that the British were Kristin Costello Viewpoint Accent coming. Lisa Eaton Lisa Eaton people and the environment. For further informa­ Paige A. S moron Michelle Dali tion contact the grounds department at 239-6537 # In 1934: The first laundro­ Barbara Bryn Becky Pichlek of the Office of Risk Management and Safety at NYSE Index mat, called a washateria, Ad Design 239-7532. 188.91 'O 0.03 opened, in Fort Worth, Texas. Systems Quinn Satepauhoodle S&P Composite # In 1949: The Irish republic Mark Sloan Jeanne Naylor Circulation Tim Quinn In the past, the Office of Residence 400.29 O 0.13 was proclaimed. Ryan Roberts Bill O'Rourke Lisa Gunsorek Matt Novak Life has accepted specific hall requests from in­ Dow Jones Industrials # In 1978: The U.S. Senate Graphics coming freshman, various departments and rec­ 2,765.77 O 2.71 voted 68-32 to turn the Panama Bradford J. Boehm Sports tors. “We are now on a computer system and to Canal over to Panamanian con­ Precious Metals Rich Kurz fair to all students, assignments will be made by tro l on Dec. 31, 1999. Gold $0.10 to $375.20 / oz. # Ten years ago: Zimbabwe, The Observer (LISPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday random computer selection,” said Evelyn Reinebold, director of Student Residences. The Rhodesia, became the indepen­ through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The Silver ^ 4.4c to $5.108/ oz. Observer is a member of the Associated Press. All reproduction office will continue to honor those requests for dent nation of Zimbabwe as the rights are reserved. non-smoking roommates and, of course, any Source: AP British flag was lowered at a needs of handicapped students. ceremony in Salisbury. Wednesday, April 18, 1990 ______The Observer ______page 3 Ecology talk is given Panel discusses environment By L. PETER YOB News Writer

According to Associate Law Professor Jay Tidmarsh, the chemical DDT is the reason for Earth Day, illustrating his point by bringing a chunk of was rig h t to ban DDT. He the chemical to a discussion at pointed out that in other coun­ LaFortune Student Center last tries, banning DDT has lead to night. an increase of death from dis­ According to Tidmarsh, if we ease. drink milk or eat meat we have The country of Ceylon DDT in our bodies. “All of us stopped using DDT in 1965, the have this in our bodies,” he same year that nation had one said. death caused by malaria, he We don’t live long enough to said. The next year there were get the chemical out of bodies thousands of deaths caused by and we don’t know what it does malaria there. to us, said Tidm arsh. “ We do Other professors at the dis­ know that it kills insects, cussion, sponsored by the harmful ones and good ones,” Earth Day Committee, spoke he said. Since 1972, the use of about the differences between DDT has been banned in the what we can do for the envi­ U.S. ronment, and what we actually His comments came as part do. of a panel discussion on the Professor Lloyd Ketchum, as­ political will to deal with envi­ sociate professor of civil engi­ ronmental concerns. neering said that we now have While Tidmarsh said that he the skill and technology to deal The Observer / l . a . Scott doesn’t believe that the chemi- with water waste, but we don't In a panel discussion on the environment in Theodores yesterday, Associate Law Professor Jay Tidmarsh cal harms people, he did say have the political will. discussed the positive and negative ecological implications of DDT. that, “given the political and Professor Helen Bowers, as­ ______economic situation in 1972,” it sistant professor of finance, noted ethical considerations that environmentalist should consider. “Ethically, how arc we going to deal with the prob­ lem of who is going to bear the cost of the environmental MEDJUGOKJhmovement? ” she asked. Senate tells of 1990 National Conference future events By PETER AMEND News Writer

Fred Tombar, student body University of Notre Dame MAY 12 -13,1990 vice president, told the Student Senate that an opinion poll of eight questions concerning the ...beginning withRosary a Procession to the Lourdes Grotto, at 8:00 on Friday evening. role The of student government will be distributed to the student remaining events begin Saturday morning at 8:00 in the J.A.C.C on campus. body. Tuesday the Senate also an­ nounced the following upcom­ ing events: •The Junior Scrapbook will ffta tured Speafers be available for sale today through Friday during the Archbishop Frane Franic - Split (Yugoslavia); ...Sr. Briege McKenna - re­ afternoon at Montgomery Theater, and Thursday and nowned for her healing ministry..Bishop Michael Pfeifer - of San Angelo Friday at the dining halls. The cost is $8. Texas; author of the pastoral letter,The Gospel, Mary a n d M e d ju g o r je " Fr. •The Student Business Board decided last Tuesday to change Rene Laurentin - Authority on apparitions and author of many books on the Cellar music store into a video rental shop. However, the selection of movies available to Medjugorje;...Fr, Robert Far icy, S.J. - Professor of theology at the Gregor­ the student body will be screened by the Office Student ian University in Rome;...Fr, Ken Roberts, author ofFrom Playboy to Activities. •Lisa Bostwick, district two Priest....Lou Holtz - Head football coach for the University of Notre Dame. senator, proposed a bill “that the Student Senate approve We expect that a visionary w ill address the conference! payment of wages of $45 per week for the General Manager, and $15 per week for the assis­ tants as fair compensation for the work performed.” The S pecial ^Messages fro m 9dedjugorje Senate passed the bill with an unanimous vote. ... to this conference from Fr. Jozo; the visionaries Vicka, Marija and Ivan; the

locutionists Jelena and Marijana, and the priests of St. James Parish will be shown on S e c u r i t y B e a t large screen during the weekend. A new multi-media program, similar to last year's FRIDAY, APRIL 13 Lewis Hall resident reports 12-speed bike taken Irom rack. "Portrait of Our Lady", will be presented by Tony Cilento. Grace hall resident reports wallet and contents taken from desk.

SATURDAY, APRIL 14 For information write: Grace Hall resident reports jewelry taken from dresser. Queen of Peace Ministries, P. O. Box 761 Notre Dame, IN 46556 Suspicious juveniles reported in Grace Hall. Grace Hall resident reports wallet and "If I weren't a Pope, I'd be in Medjugorje already!" contents missing from desk. Words of Pope John Paul II, as reported by Most Rev. Paul Hnilica, Auxiliary Bishop of Rome SUNDAY, APRIL 15 "When signs like Medjugorje happen before our eyes, it is the obligation of every Christian to take a stance concerning them."Morrissey Hall resident reports car broken into while parked in D-1 lot, stereo taken. page 4 The Observer Wednesday, April 18, 1990

hopes that later he will be able The search committee then to teach classes at Portland. reviewed individual and group Tyson Although his predecessor did evaluations of the finalists, and continued from page 1 not live in a student residence made its recommendation to hall, Tyson said he is looking the Board of Regents for ap­ complete with recommenda­ into the possibility of living in a proval. tions for the future. This book dormitory. Tyson, a Dillon Hall should prove to be a “big help,” resident, said he has already Arthur Schulte, who has Tyson said. been contacted by Portland’s served as acting president at Tyson holds a bachelor’s de­ office of residence life about his the University of Portland since gree in sociology, and a mas­ accommodations for next year. October, will resume his posi­ ter’s degree in theology from tion of executive and financial Notre Dame. He also holds a The ten-member presidential vice president, Clifford said. doctorate in higher education search committee, chaired by administration from Indiana Regent David Grove, named two The University of Portland is University and has served on finalists, and the candidates an independently governed, the Notre Dame faculty since were interviewed by the search residential, four-year Catholic 1980. committee, alumni, faculty, university offering a curriculum “I love teaching,” said Tyson, students, senior administra­ of arts, sciences, humanities but he believes it would be un­ tors, administrative deans, and professional programs at realistic to teach during his staff, and the University’s reli- the undergraduate and gradu­ firs t year as president. He j*ious_commun^ ate levels.

sharply reduced from the 17th pro-independence moves were Lithuania of A p ril.” “ irreversible,” although The telegram was signed by “ Lithuania will search for a di­ continued from page 1 an official named Mochernyuk, alogue by all possible means, on Friday gave Lithuania 48 identified as the acting general through various channels.” hours to repeal several laws director of the Soviet Union's President Bush said in Wash­ backing its March 11 declara­ western gas network. ington the United States was tion of independence. He said if “ considering appropriate re­ Lithuania refused, the Soviet The text was broadcast on sponses” if Soviet economic government would impose an official Lithuanian radio, moni­ threats against Lithuania were embargo on goods that other­ tored by the British Broadcast­ implemented. But he also said wise could be exported for hard ing Corp. in London. he did not want to damage su­ currency. Western reporters have been perpower relations. Lithuania depends on Moscow barred from Lithuania to re­ “ I want to be sure anything for oil and gas, the Soviet port on the political crisis since we do is productive," Bush Union’s biggest earners of hard last month. said. currency. Speaker Alexandras Abisalas Landsbergis asked Bush on A telegram sent to Lithuania’s read the telegram to the Tuesday to make it clear to Underdogs in underwear The observer/ l. a . scon gas authority Tuesday said: Lithuanian Supreme Council Gorbachev that an economic “ Implementing the orders of legislature. Lawmakers met to embargo on Lithuania would be “Momalways said don't play ball in the house” defeated the the government of the Soviet discuss a response to Gor­ an act of aggression, but he de­ “Palmer’s Boys" (in their BVDs) 21-19. The former had, however, Union and those of the state bachev’s ultimatum. clined to say if he thought Bush the unfair advantage of more protection against the elements. gas concern ... supplies of nat­ Tass news agency reported should cancel a planned Wash­ Bookstore officials have declined comment as to whether or not ural gas to the Lithuanian So­ that in opening the discussion, ington summit with Gorbachev the uniforms are really against DuLac. viet Socialist Republic will be Landsbergis said the Lithuanian in June. Green Help Prevent Birth Defects Support the Sobering Advice continued from page 1 March of Dimes creased consciousness, the G |) Me BIRTH DEFECTS FOUNDATION I Green Pledge also requests in­ can save a life dividuals to include a donation. This money goes to defraying the cost of Earth Day propa­ Happy 21st Jimmy Shannon ganda. All surplus funds are HAPPY B-DAY TO MY "#1" SISTER: then sent to the Catholic Relief Services where they, in turn, di­ Then and Now rect the funds towards various environmental projects. According to Oberstar, pledges are still available for interested students to help to attain EAC’s goal of 2,000 sig­ natures and $800 from the ND/SMC community. In addition, he stated that this project was designed to be more than just a petition. The names and addresses of the pledges will be complied for lobbying purposes and become a tool to promote favorable en­ vironmental legislation. MAKE YOUR 20th THE BEST! From Buddies in Alumni. Response continued from page 1 ATTENTION!

matter, a very serious, delicate situation,” Mitchell said after­ FRESHMEN & SOPHOMORES ward. Mitchell said that, based on RECEIVING what happens in Lithuania, Bush should review whether the United States proceeds with FINANCIAL AID closer cooperation with Moscow on trade, tax matters FULFILL ALL OR PART OF YOUR REQUIRED and the environment. “ I regard the action taken by the Soviets WORK STUDY HOURS BY WORKING AT... as wrong,” Mitchell said. Dole, who briefed Bush on his trip to the Middle East, said any steps that Congress takes i s h on Lithuania should be done in consultation with the president. “ So far he’s made no specific a r d e n a recommendation,” Dole said. Lawmakers have warned that Congress might act on its own FOR THE 1990-1991 ACADEMIC YEAR with economic pressure against APPLICATIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT IRISH GARDENS Moscow if the Soviets escalate efforts to block Lithuania’s APPLICATIONS DUE WEDNESDAY APRIL 25, 1990 drive for independence. WE ARE ALSO ACCEPTING APPLICANTS FOR DELIVERY PEOPLE FOR NEXT YEAR.

Responding to the latest Basement of the LaFortune Student Center news, Bush said the United 12:30-5:30 Daily States was monitoring devel­ We deliver to ND, SMC, and HOLY CROSS. AP.W.PBKS opments “ very, very closely,” Wednesday, April 18, 1990 The Observer page 5 Be human, like God, says Himes By KATE MANUEL ing we are humans in God’s im­ asceticism today. He said, "the News Writer age. When we are most fully point of asceticism is not to human, we are most like God. lose oneself, it is to get oneself Being a religious believer and To be fully alive as a human out of the way to notice what is being a critical intellectual are being is to glorify God most there. Asceticism is not a flight not mutually exclusive, accord­ completely.” from the world, it is a great ing to Rev. Michael Himes’ re­ A Christian believer has the embrace of the world. One must sponse to the question, “If you obligation to ask questions stop looking in the mirror to knew you were going to die to­ rather than avoid them, ac­ look out the window. To see morrow what would you say cording to Himes. He said, “The anyone else as he or she is is tonight?” Christian intellectual must at­ beginning to see God. ” In a lecture last night, the tempt to be as rigorously intel­ second in the “Last Words” lec­ lectual as possible. We have an By pointing to the “self-give” ture series sponsored by Stu­ obligation to ask the pertinent of teaching as the purpose of dent Government, Himes, an questions. If our faith prevents being educated, Himes dis­ associate professor of Theol­ us from asking questions, it agreed with the claim that the ogy, described being a critical prevents us from being the intellectual life is entirely self- intellectual as a way of w o r­ glory of God in the w orld. By indulgent. “One learns in order ship, asceticism, and self-give. and large religious people drive to teach; there is no point in me nuts. I would much rather learning without teaching. Borrowing the concept of a sit down with a full-blown What we received as a gift we “definitive message" from the atheist than a half-baked be­ must give as a gift. In fact, the philosopher Kierkegaard, liever.” only things we really have are I limes said. “What I want to try those we give away. If you re­ to do is say the definitive mes­ 1 limes disagreed with the ar­ ally want to ask critical ques­ sage quite definitively at least gument that relativism presents tions well, you must help others _ . . . The Observer / L. A. Scott once. The problem is that for a great danger to Christianity ask critical questions well,” he Father Michael Himes stressed the importance of religious belief when many people being a believer today. “There is only one abso­ said. combined with critical intellectualism. This was the second in the "Last means not being critical... Will lute truth and no one knows it. lie defended human restless­ Words” lecture series in response to the question, "If you knew you a believer not have to dull the The absolute truth reveals itself ness and questioning by refer­ were going to die tomorrow what would you say tonight?" edge of criticism? Can you re­ but is not discovered. Every­ ring to the “Confessions” of never stop asking questions, swer will have to be no. I’ve ally believe fully and truly and thing we have is an approxima­ Augustine. He said, “It would that we are never satisfied, our never had the wisdom or still be a critical intellectual? If tion of the truth. The fact is be impossible for me to give my inability to ever say that any­ courage to do it. I am con­ it is possible to be a Christian precisely that we are committed last lecture without Augustine... thing is good enough. You have vinced that God can be glorified believer and a critical intellec­ to an absolute truth, that of the Augustine has been more real to be endlessly uncomfortable by giving partial answers quite tual, you must be it.” mystery of God, and all our to me than most people I bump to yourself and others. Every falteringly. While I go to con­ other truths are relative. Be­ into or have lunch with. The statement that begins all you front this question, what I wish “ Being an intellectual is a way cause we are relativists, no great discovery of the need’ is a lie.” for you is that the next genera­ of worship. One of the most question is left unopened for “Confessions” is the point when tion of believers and critical in­ powerful images was uttered us, ” said Himes. he discovers that restlessness is I limes concluded by returning tellectuals is that, when you are within 150 years of Christ’s lie cited Darwin as the fore­ not a problem, not a obstacle, to the idea of a “definitive mes­ called to go on a quest for death... that the glory of God is most ascelicist of the 19th cen­ it is what leads him to God not sage” and questioning whether truth, it may not seem better to a human being fully alive,” said tury and mentioned science as what blocks him from God. The he had given such a message in rest and that the quest may Himes, “ Genesis begins by say­ one of the primary means of best thing about us is that we his own life. He said, “The an- toss you into God’s arms. ” Europeans lash out at Bush for environmental ‘inaction’ WASHINGTON (AP) — international research and in­ scientists are in wide Similar views were expressed “ I know th e re ’s a debate President Bush called for more ject economic issues into the disagreement over the impact by members of other delega­ raging out there,” Bush said in research “ to sort out the debate over the “ greenhouse” of manmade pollutants on the tions, including Dutch and his welcoming remarks to the science” of global warming effect. temperature of the globe. French officials. delegates, all Cabinet-level min­ Tuesday, but ran into a storm The president called for re­ Many of the European partic­ Discussions about further re­ isters involved in environmen­ of criticism at an international solving some of the scientific ipants, especially the West search and economic consider­ tal, economic and science is­ White House conference from uncertainties and economic im­ Germans and the Dutch, said ations should “ not distract us sues. But he said he was confi­ Europeans who argued for ac­ plications before making a the conference agenda was from taking action on carbon dent that more research and tion. commitment to specific pollu­ narrowly arranged to prevent dioxide stabilization now,” examination of economic fac­ “ Gaps in knowledge must not tion controls to deal with pos­ open discussions of policy Hans Alders, the Dutch envi­ tors before action to curb be used as an excuse fo r sible gradual warming of the aimed at dealing with global ronmental minister, told the “ greenhouse” pollutants such worldwide inaction, ” declared Earth. warming. conference during a closed as carbon dioxide “ is the way Klaus Topfer, the West German “ Environmental policies that Topfer suggested the German w orking session. to go.” environmental minister. ignores the economic factors— delegation would pursue such “ We needed Love Canal be­ At back-to-back news confer­ Bush said he hoped the con­ the human factors—are des­ discussions, adding, “ The fore hazardous waste was ences later in the day, senior ference, attended by delegates tined to fail,” he said, gravity of the situation requires tackled. 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46-55 WEAR GREEN AND GET A BUCK BACK 56 AND OVER M c r fc e t h i s s u m page 6 The Observer Wednesday, April 18, 1990 New ‘radicals’ in Moscow run city Help Prevent Birth Defects- The Nation's Number One MOSCOW (AP) — The radicals plans being worked out by the the crime rate is growing.” running the Moscow city council Democratic Russia bloc’s But the new council’s first Child Health Problem. discussed getting rid of the “ Group on Urgent Measures” : session, w hich began Monday, giant bust of Lenin from their —moves to free the private raised doubts about how effec­ meeting hall Tuesday, then businesses known as coopera­ tive it would be, despite the spent their lunch hour at an tives from a tangle of regula­ Democratic Russia bloc’s plans. anti-corruption rally next to tions. —incentives to attract foreign Legislators bogged down for Dear Red Square. That was only the beginning capital “ on an unprecedented hours in procedural wrangles for the new dominant force in scale for Moscow,” including typical of Soviet bloc parlia­ city hall, which wants to turn easing rules on long-term leas­ ments. Nursing Boards the capital of communism into ing of buildings and allowing “ Most of these people are ac­ an experimental economic zone firms to pay in part with ser­ tivists,” said Boris Kagarlitsky, where the free market reigns vices to ease city problems. a sociologist and member of —a virtual free market in the socialist faction in the booster, and foreign cash flows freely. “ We’ll be trying to bring in a agricultural produce. Democratic Russia bloc. “ They (Excerpts from actual letters* Stanley H. Kaplan has received from program of the privatization of —a “ visiting card” system can’t tell the difference between satisfed NCLEX-prep takers.) the economy,” said Lev Bal­ that would allow goods in a public rally and a council ses­ ashov, a member of the Demo­ Moscow to be sold only to Mus­ sion.” "Not passing the NCLEX the first time was the worst cratic Russia bloc that took covites with proof of residence. thing to happen to m e.. .taking Kaplan was the best thing —takeover and redistribution With such inefficiency in the control of more than 60 per­ fve ever done...” of some Communist Party council, “ the prospect for cent of the 495 council seats in —Student from Berkeley California an election in March. property and sell-off of some Moscow is a disaster,” Kagarl­ The key figure in the eco­ government property. itsky said. “ There are two pos­ I feel that your nursing program is solely responsible nomic revolution brewing in The program aims to heal sible outcomes — either chaos for m y 550 point increase...” this city of 9 million is Gavriil Moscow’s deplorable state with or catastrophe within six —Student from Birmingham, Alabama Popov, an outspoken economist an injection of what Kommer­ months. They’ll have problems and lawmaker whom the coun­ sant calls “ commercial activ­ with electricity, with food “I hadn’t studied for m y first NCLEX and did not pass. cil is expected to elect mayor ity,” and what most would call shortages, and probably the Kaplan really motivated me to study hard to achieve a Wednesday. capitalism. city can go bankrupt.” passing score the second time around...” Popov, rotund and steely There has been no Kremlin Members of the “ Moskva” or —Student from New York City New York haired, has pushed for free- reaction. The city is largely in­ Moscow bloc, which unites 95 market concepts to replace the dependent when it comes to council deputies who basically No one but Kaplan gives you small classes led by ex­ Soviet planned economy. He funding. follow the Communist Party perienced nurses, and a tape review series. So if you was always in the minority, un­ Radicals are banking on being line, also predict dire days for want the best and most experienced in test prep, do what til now. able to do more to change the the city under the radicals. these RNs did. Call Kaplan! Popov refused to be inter­ economy. They say President •IF Y O U 'D LIKE TO READ M O R E LETTERS LIKE THESE, viewed during a break in Tues­ Mikhail Gorbachev, who began Vladimir Gruzdev, of the C O M E VISIT US. instituting reform after coming Moskva bloc, said many feared day’s session, but his bloc’s STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. plans are laid out in Kommer­ to power in 1985, is in­ that the city would return to sant, a new business newspaper creasingly oriented toward a “ early, uncontrolled capital­ with a decidedly capitalistic market economy. ism,” and lose the social guar­ slant. Moscow clearly needs help, as antees of communism. Proclaiming that under Pravda reported Tuesday: Members of Democratic Rus­ 1717 E. South Bend Ave. Popov’s administration “ Public transport works badly, sia accuse Moskva deputies of South Bend, IN 46637 Moscow’s reforms would far the housing program is on the planning to “ sabotage” their PHONE 219/272-4135 outpace the country as a whole, point of breaking down, the reforms, and Moskva members it said the city would “ become a health system is in a depressing accuse Democratic Russia of testing zone for economic re­ state, the list of food and goods wanting to use them as scape­ form ,” leading the way for less- shortages is lengthening, the goats and “ saboteurs” when progressive areas. ecology is getting worse, finan­ the reforms fail of their own The newspaper listed among cial prospects are unclear and accord.

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L e t t e r s Celebrity status fails to justify immorality Dear Editor: way legitimizes a morally ques­ Catholic precepts upon which Once again, the homosexual tionable action. Can young drug this university was founded. community at Notre Dame has users look to such “positive” Could an abortion clinic adver­ attempted to justify their prac­ role models as Edgar Allan Poe, tise its services, or a racist tice in school-sponsored publi­ Richard Barrymore, Dwight group announce its platform, in cation, and once again they Gooden and Eric Clapton? Do the pages of a Notre Dame have used the same illogical they make their vices accept­ publication? Yet the methods towards their peren­ able? They do not, and Calvin homosexuals can print a meek, nial goal: the inculcation of the Klein cannot make unassuming ad that belies the legitimacy of their practice to homosexuality legitimate. radically offensive lifestyle they the Notre Dame community. I noted the conspicuous ab­ advocate. Their methods do Their method this time is to sence of such figures as Rock make sense, though. If you place another advertisement, Hudson and Liberace, who died package it good enough, you subtle in style but offensive in as a result of their homosexual can make anything acceptable, Racial stereotypes thrive upon content, with a list of promi­ activity. Are these figures so and they do need to do a nent figures who, we are told, embarrassing to the homosex­ considerable amount of blatant ignorance and denial were or are homosexual. The ual community that they would packaging. Dear Editor: militants” in her reference to sidebar then reassures homo­ as soon we forget them? Again, I was deeply perturbed by a the African-American commu­ sexuals that “You're in good prestige cannot make a wrong This is another example of recent article by Alva Lewis en­ nity here at Notre Dame. Why company” if you are homosex­ a right. the homosexuals attempting to titled, “Reflections of is it that when we, as African- ual. The logic behind this ad This ad is typical of the illogi­ “sell” their practice on the Minorities" (The Observer, American people, come together would seem to be that you can cal, insulting campaign by the unassuming public, and what April 9). Besides writing the to voice our grievances or be homosexual and still carry homosexual community to coax scares me is that it may be article as if she is an observer discuss issues pertinent to our out a normal, productive exis­ us into thinking that their prac­ working. of the minority community community, we are considered tence. tice is not as morally unaccept­ rather than a member, she “militant ”? Don’t other racial This argument, and the ad­ able or unnatural as we may Chris DelliCarpini perpetuates the same ethnic groups come together vertisement, have several flaws. believe. It is an insulting ad be­ 626 Grace Hall stereotypes th at she is so and discuss sim ilar issues (i.e. To begin with, I am sure that 1 cause it flies in the face of the April 12. 1990 desperately trying to escape. Jews, Hispanics and Native am not the only person to won­ First of all, by reading the ar­ Americans)? der th a t persons such as Volunteers earn praise for their ticle, it seems that Lewis has a Eleanor Roosevelt, Susan B. Christmas in April contributions serious identity problem. In her In her final paragraph, Lewis Anthony and James Dean were opening paragraph, Lewis states that she has finally homosexual. We must question Dear Editor: captains, organizers, skilled la­ states, “The only problem I an­ learned that she is black and the authority, as well as the ob­ On behalf of my fellow Co- bor and city officials as to the ticipated as a black student that she now realizes that im­ jectivity, of The Gay Book of Chairs of Christmas in April, enthusiasm and goodwill of was being called “ nigger" by portance of black pride. She at­ Lists. What proof is there, 1 Mayor Joseph Kernan, Mr. Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s people who wouldn't realize tributes this “sudden” revela­ wonder, that Susan B. Anthony Christopher Murphy and Mr. students. All who participated that I wasn’t really black. After tion to the Notre Dame educa­ was homosexual? I fear that Lawrence Harding, I should like can be justifiably proud of this all, I was an intelligent person tion she received outside the these people have been consid­ to extend our gratitude to all massive collaborative effort on who had always integrated with classroom. The Notre Dame ered homosexual based on cir­ the members of the Notre the part of the University and whites." community is but a minute cumstantial evidence. Could it Dame/ Saint Mary’s community South Bend community to help Well, if Lewis is not “really" aspect of the total world com­ be that Anthony is considered who gave of their time and tal­ others. black, then w hat is she? And munity. One cannot possibly lesbian because she was a fem­ ent on April 7th. what does it have to do with grasp the importance of black inist? Or W hitm an because he F inally, a special thanks to being intelligent? Ignorance pride by observing one aspect was a poet? I feel that the ho­ Through the outstanding Mr. Patrick Doran of the Office comes in all colors. Lewis goes of a community in such a short mosexual community was all service provided by all of you, of Residence Life who coordi­ on to describe herself as “a period of time. too eager to find prominent many people now have homes nated the University’s partici­ white person trapped in a black figures and engage in “outing ” and property that otherwise pation in this important event. body" -trapped, meaning held When she steps out into the them, to use their own te rm i­ could have easily been lost to Thanks again to everyone captive, inhibited. The only real world, Lewis will not have nology. them because of disrepair and who participated. person trapped within Lewis is to reminded of her race; she Yet it is irrelevant whether all a lack of funds. 1 am sure that her African-American self, will automatically know by the or none of these people were this collective effort prevented David T. Tyson, C.S.C. which is being held captive by opportunities that she receives. homosexual. Famous, success­ the ranks of the homeless from Vice President fo r ignorance. Adrianne D. Holmes ful people throughout history increasing. Student Affairs Secondly, I was disturbed by Knott H all have engaged in improper ac­ I was the recipient of many Co-Chair, Christmas in April Lewis’ use of the term “ black April 10, 1990 tions, and their prestige in no excellent comments from house April 10, 1990 DOONESBURY GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY

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William Blake page 10 Viewpoint Wednesday, April 18, 1990 Affirmative action violates equal rights Congress is currently debat­ NAACP also confirmed these whether or not the individual government appear to be pro­ ing a bill which, if passed into Rick Acker findings, though it argued that applicant has even been dis­ hibited by the Civil Rights Act law, would overturn a number the changes were in spite of, criminated against. The kev, from having affirmative action of the Supreme Court’s recent In My Opinion rather than because of, say affirmative action advo­ programs. affirmative actions decisions. Reagan’s policies. cates, is achieving equal results The Court decisions in question 1969; by 1977 their income had Neither the NAACP nor any among races, not achieving The most striking feature of sharply limit the affirmative ac­ fallen to 50 percent of the av­ other respectable scholar or equal opportunity among indi­ both the 14th Amendment and tion programs which can be in ­ erage. Mexican Americans group has, to the best of my viduals. the Civil Rights Act is their em­ stituted and the ways in which made 76 percent as much as knowledge, attempted to argue Sowell is not the only one who phasis on individual freedom. affirmative action/civil rights the national average in 1969; that the improvements in the thinks equal individual oppor­ Neither document mentions the lawsuits can be brought. by 1977 their income had fallen economic status of minorities tunity is more important than word “group” or “race” and Congress should overturn af­ to 73 percent of the national during the 1980s was caused by equal group results. The 14th both focus on protecting the firmative action, not the average. The economic decline affirmative action. In light of Amendment to our Constitution rights of the individual Court's decision. of minorities during the 1970s the facts listed above, it is clear declares that “No State shall . . “person.” Moreover, the equal­ The first reason to end affir­ has also been documented by that affirmative action’s im­ . deny any person within its ity they protect is equality of mative action is that it hasn’t Charles Murray in his book pact, if any, has been negative. jurisdiction the equal protec­ opportunity and rights, not worked. The primary goal of “Losing Ground” and by a host The second problem with af­ tion of the laws.” Since laws equality of results. The equality affirmative action was to im­ of others, including the pro-af­ firmative action is that it is giving one class of persons guaranteed by the 14th prove the economic position of firm ative action NAACP. fundamentally unjust. In their preferential treatment obvi­ Amendment and the Civil Rights disadvantaged minorities, par­ Ironically, the economic posi­ fight for racial justice, affirma­ ously denies equal protection to Act is not the equality delivered ticularly African Americans and tion of minorities did not start tive action advocates have jetti­ others, affirmative action nec­ by affirmative action. Hispanics. Sadly, affirmative to improve until Ronald Reagan soned one of the central princi­ essarily violates at least the action’s impact, if any, has took office and began slashing ples of American democracy. spirit of the 14th Amendment. In short, affirmative action been negative. affirmative action programs. The moral problem with af­ The Civil Rights Act of 1964 is should be dismantled and abol­ According to Dr. Thomas According to a January 1988 firmative action is best summed even more explicit: “No person ished as quickly as possible. Its Sowell, a Stanford University article in the Christian Science up by Sowell in his book “Civil in the United States shall, on impact on the economic status economist and leading African Monitor, the economic position Rights: Rhetoric or Reality?”; the grounds of race, color, or abolished as quickly as possi­ American thinker, the economic of African Americans began to “Many Americans who sup­ national origin, be excluded ble. Its impact on the economic position of African Americans improve in about 1982 (the ported the initial thrust of civil from participation in, be denied status of minorities, if any, has and Hispanics actually wors­ year Reagan’s gutting off af­ rights. . . later felt betrayed as the benefits of, or be subjected been negative. Moreover, affir­ ened during the heyday of af­ firmative action began to be the original concept of equal to discrimination under any mative action places equal firmative action, the early and felt.) According to the Monitor, individual opportunity evolved program or activity receiving group results ahead of equal mid-1970s. African Americans between 1982 and 1987, toward the concept of equal Federal assistance.” By its very individual opportunity and, made 62 percent as much as African American unemploy­ group results.” Affirmative ac­ nature, affirmative action dis­ therefore, violates on the cen­ the average American in 1969; ment fell faster than white tion gives preferential treat­ criminates. It discriminates in tral principles of American by 1977 their income had unemployment, African ment to minority applicants in favor of “disadvantaged democracy. dropped to 60 percent of the Americans entered the middle awarding jobs, contracts and groups” and against whites and average. Puerto Rican class faster than whites, and seats at colleges and universi­ other well-off groups. Thus, in­ Rick Acker is a second year Americans made 63 percent as African Americans wages rose ties. This preferential treat­ stitutions like Notre Dame, law student and a regular much as the national average in faster than white wages. The ment is given regardless of which receive money from the Viewpoint columnist. Reform efforts neglect Africa’s poor masses and lingual groups within their By S.P. Udayakumar countries. Although this is a major shortcoming, African governments or statespersons Citing the Indian example, make little effort to tell the David Cortright, while speaking people about their commonal­ on a related topic last month, ties and to transcend the outrightly rejected the con­ boundaries of their hearts and tention that Africa might re­ minds. Instead, some leaders quire greater literacy and in­ play on these differences to dustrial development for a non­ claim massive following in their violent mass action to trans­ own tribe and territory, or to form their societies. Although I incite periodic programs do not see any reason why among the people for mean po­ Africans cannot do that, I feel litical gains. obliged to think about certain other factors. Almost all the countries of sub-Saharan Africa are wit­ In the case of Eastern nessing armed insurgency from Europe, the 40-year-old guerilla groups, dissident Western propaganda war movements, or revolutionary against communism, the West’s groups. Faith in democratic close monitoring of events in norms, dialogue and dissipa­ the former countries, moral tion of differences is rare, but and material assistance to the there have been replete in­ rebels and the reformers and stances of repression, military Western media attention all confrontation, death and de­ helped the people behind the struction. Even the current Iron Curtain. When the oppor­ wave of protests often meets tunity presented itself, they tear gas, bullets and army snatched it and staged a peace­ sistance, not on debt-relief added to the instability of President Mathieu Kerekou was tanks. ful and magnificent revolution measures or industrial devel­ Africa. forced to agree to the rewriting in their respective countries. opment. African leaders, on the of the Constitution which would Calling for an end to town­ But think of Africa. Neither the other hand, talk so emotionally The politicians, bureaucrats, pave the way for his removal ship warfare between rival West, nor the East, nor the rest of pan-Africanism, but have military and other privileged through popular elections. black factions in Natal of the world has ever paused to done virtually nothing toward groups in Africa have little President Omar Bongo of province. Nelson Mandela ap­ cast a look at those toiling bringing the peoples together genuine concern for the de­ Gabon was obliged to dissolve pealed to the people at a mas­ masses of Africa. Both the East or promoting trade among prived and the downtrodden. his ruling party and form a new sive rally in Durban: “Take and the West could get all they themselves. Turning a blind eye The scheming powerful groups reform-minded party. Students your guns, your knives and wanted by a meager “bribe” to to democratic precepts and divide the blind, deaf and dumb have been protesting against your pangas (machetes) and the ruling thug or clique, and popular demands, the African masses rather than organize Ivory Coast’s President Felix throw them into the sea.” He no meaningful inroad was ever one-party Democrats, wooden­ them. They indoctrinate the Houphouet-Boigny since mid- even extended “a hand of made to alleviate the sufferings headed ideologues and life-time people with alien ideologies February shouting, peace” to the anti-ANC Zulu of the poor masses. dictators spend money on m ili­ rather than teach them with “ llouphouet, we are fed up!” In Chief Mangosuthu Bulhelezi’s tary and personal pleasure and life-giving ideas; rule them with East Africa, students have been Inkatha militants claiming that A recent World Bank report, prestige. There are hardly any authority rather than lead them demonstrating against “it will be possible one day to “Sub-Saharan Africa - From effective steps in population with love. They, like parasites, President Daniel Arap Moi’s share a platform with ... Chief Crisis to Sustainable Growth,” control, education, health and live with them and suck their Kenya African National Union Buthelezi.” blames .Africa’s ills on the poor management of social prob­ blood and life. (KANU) party and government. Africa needs even more vocif­ and inefficient government, lems. As though stipulated by a Mengistu, the mad Stalinist of erous non-violent votaries who overpopulation, bad economic regional arrangement, African The sweeping changes occur­ Ethiopia, too, has liberalized can lead the masses in a proper planning, political repression rulers avowedly support the ring in the world have recently the economy and changed the way marked with truth, love and an appalling infrastruc­ neighboring countries’ rebels started shaking the African name and nature of his and human solidarity. Non-vio­ ture. Witnessing a decade of and play politics, while the ig­ governments, who have been Workers’ Party of Ethiopia. lent struggle alone can bring falling per capita incomes, in­ norant masses, who hardly impervious to political change. salvation to the suffering creasing hunger and ecological know anything of their rights Many young Africans are clam­ Many of these African leaders masses of Africa, who have un­ degradation, Africans are as and entitlements and privileges, oring for the political freedom, have been ruling for decades necessarily spilled blood for poor as they were thirty years scrape along with an amalgam prosperity and peace; and together under the guise of decades. ago. of sufferings and a concentra­ African generals, tribal chiefs one-party state. They pooh- tion of sorrows. Falling export and decade-old rulers are pooh multi-party democracy by Private investors have largely earnings, economic misman­ shuddering at the spontaneity alleging that party politics may S.P. Udayakumar is a gradu­ neglected Africa, and the West agement, corruption and lack and determination of the people lead to tribal warfare and an­ ate student in the Institute for has relied on development as­ of checks and balances have demanding change. Benin’s archy given the scores of ethnic International Peace Studies. Wednesday, April 18, 1990 page 11 Walruses, writer's block, and politics

NOTRE DAME (AP) - The Uni­ versity of Notre Dame announced today that Ian Mitchell ENORMOUS WALRUSES RULE Lion Taming THE EARTH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Please remain calm. The guy who wrote this stuff in the above bulletin was merely a coat with the funny sleeves and test. Enormous walruses do cart him away to the big house not. I repeat, do not, rule the with the soft walls?” earth. This was only a test. or 4) “Good God, this guy has WASHINGTON (AP) - WAL­ absolutely no idea what to write RUSES CANNOT DIE! ESCAPE about.” WHILE THERE’S STILL TIME! And I'm here to toll you that Please ignore that last of course I have an idea for bulletin. It appears there is today’s column. And that some sort of problem with the central, guiding theme (around AP wire. We are looking into it which three to four thousand and will have it resolved characters of solid, hard-hitting shortly. comedy is based) is... urn... walruses. Yeah, walruses. NEW YORK (AP) - WALRUSES Ahem... CONTROL THE MEDIA! THEY A peace-loving animal, the ARE EVIL! YOU MUST walrus is a sea creature which, DESTROY THEM BEFORE by the way, bears more than a THEY BECOME TOO passing resemblance to my gov­ POWERFUL! ernment professor. No, ha ha, just kidding! Excuse me for a Again, to repeat: walruses do moment, I need to reflect not rule the earth, and even if briefly in prayer. (Dear Lord, they did, they can’t type, so please don’t let my government they couldn’t very well have professor be reading this. Or, if he is, please let him have a taken over the Associated “NO. ” Then I would hand the for the life of me, all I can think walrus problem wouldn't go terrific sense of humor and give Press, now, could they? It's just papers back. Um... excuse me of are walruses. (I’m not in away, and it’d pop up suddenly me an “A" on my paper a silly joke. Relax. Nothing can again. (Dear Lord, if my therapy at the present time, but in the middle of my government because he so enjoyed my go wrong. government professor is I’m sure this must mean paper: “The American political column. Amen.) If you’ve been reading reading this, please don’t let something.) system, balanced among the this column so far, you’re him get any ideas from the executive ENORMOUS Speaking of professors, if I probably thinking one of four preceding paragraph. Amen.) Did you ever have one of WALRUSES...” You get the were a professor, I think, just things. Either: All right, so maybe this those tunes... Hey! You there, idea; it’s not exactly the kind of once. I’d make my class turn in 1) “Geez, why am I still walrus thing wasn’t such a sucking down that Cap’n impression I want to give a 20 page paper on some reading this column? Is the good idea after all. Look, I’m Crunch like a human someone who controls the fate person sitting across from me obscure topic, and then I'd have under a lot of stress — I had a Dustbuster, I’m talking to you! of my GPA. So I had to write some fun marking them. I’d really that boring?" lot of work to do over Easter, so You ever have a song going about walruses somewhere. take the papers from the class 2) “That’s amazing, that was I took it with me, thinking I’d through your head, maybe just Hey, nobody forced you to read and write nothing on them, not exactly what I was thinking! Is get it done on the plane. I one line, over and over again? this, did they? Like I’m so sure even grades. Then, on the front this guy psychic or what? ” always do this. It never works. And the only way to get rid of it nothing like this has never page in red Magic Marker, I 3) “ How long before the nice So now here I am, writing this was to actually sing it out loud? happened to you! Geez, get off would write, in huge letters: men in the white coats put the thing for “Lion Taming ” and, Well, I was alittle afraid the my case! Junkies continue introspective music with The Caution Horses’

JOHN WALTON lonely, humdrum the Junkies hit (she passes up a chance for a accent writer events in the life the hardest. new love in “ Where Are You of a woman who The dissolution Tonight,” ) or to surrender to he success of the has recently been of love is her damnation: She drinks Cowboy Junkies’ cover abandoned by her tossed about herself senseless in “ Escape Is o f Lou Reed’s “Sweet lover, to the among the So Simple ” and in “Witches” T Jane.” and the great­ apocalyptic songs b ril­ she has an hallucinatory expe­ ness of The Trinity Session, the (although liantly and rience of joining a clan of sor­ Junkies' first album, was due to understated) mysteriously: ceresses who “dance in the their stark, mysterious, com­ finale, “You Will in “Mariner’s moonbeams, ride the night pelling approach. The music Be Loved Again.” Song,” Margo wind / make love to the dark­ was sparse, the vocals ethereal The tendency to has left her ness and laugh at man’s sins.” and removed. Lead singer be trendy and to lover and Mary Margaret O’Hara’s “You Margo Timmins, along with her over-stress can be searches for W ill Be Loved Again ” is the brothers Michael (guitar) and annoying at times, him album’s final song, and it shows Peter (drums), and bassist Alan however, everywhere, the Junkies in fine form. Anton, created songs of lonely especially during longing for a O’Hara’s original version is desolation as bleak as anything the first half of the resurrection of jumbled and confused, a fasci­ produced in the Eighties. It is a album. A her love, while nating fusion of avant-garde striking record that is centered reference to in “ Rock and jazz and folk-rock. The Cowboy around several excellent cover legendary Bird, ” she la­ Junkies have focused O’Hara's tunes the likes of the Velvet reedman John ments, “ I chaotic vision into a set chord Underground, Patsy Cline and Coltrane in the offered you my progression—a poignant, minor Hank Williams. opening number endless skies / key which sets off Margo The Caution Horses, their and an inap­ you countered Timmins' fractured, tiny voice newest album, has only two propriate cover of with hoods and perfectly. covers; the bulk of the writing Neil Young’s “Powderfinger” shared by such contemporaries chains.” and seeks an exorcism is by Michael Timmins. The ad­ mar an otherwise excellent as Michelle Shocked, Indigo of her torturing love, “this song The entire album is summa­ dition of four new members record. Was (Not Was), in “ Out Girls and Tracy Chapman. I sing w ill be the last / to be rized in this song: the uncer­ was a good idea, especially with Come the Freaks” and U2, in These singers always tend to inspired by your memory.” tainty as to whether love is sal­ the inclusion of wonderful the live version of “Bullet the exaggerate their lyrics, as if the The songs alternate between vation or damnation, the possi­ mandolin and harmonica player Blue Sky” have already gone listener isn’t going to a chronic-depressive accep­ bility of final happiness or utter Jeff Bird. This album is a song- the bebop name-dropping route understand them if they are tance of doomed suffering (in misery, and the paradoxical cycle focusing on the emptiness by mentioning Coltrane in more subtle. Lyrics such as “It’s “Thirty Summers” and “You beauty within the horror of lost and nihilism of the everyday life songs that have little to do with the kind of night that’s so cold, Will Be Loved Again,”) and un­ love serve as vehicles for the in­ of a heartbroken person. This him—Cowboy Junkies would do when you spit / it freezes before realistic visions of transcen­ trospective music and distinc­ theme is explored throughout well to stick with what they it hits the ground” scar this dence (“Witches” and “ Escape tive vocal stylings of the Cow­ the album, from the opener, know. album with their ugly Is So Simple.”) The terrible boy Junkies, a band with a “Sun Comes Up, It’s Tuesday Timmins’ lyrics also tend to bluntness. turm oil at the core of these courage and ability far sur­ Morning,” a catalog of the be heavy-handed, a fault When the approach is ele­ slow ponderings is the choice of passing that of their fellows in gant, graceful and suggestive, whether to try and move on the neo-folk revival. page 12 The Observer Wednesday, April 18, 1990 Rose’s future might hinge on IRS report, public reaction DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — Pete vened in Cincinnati to look into more stuff to have to explain approached by his attorneys. another person’s legal rights?” Rose’s future hinges on the whether Rose declared all of his and apologize for.” She said she spends about half Pinzka said she helped Rose outcome of an Internal Revenue income from card shows and Rose was banned from base­ of her time working for Rose. last October decide how to Service investigation and the memorabilia sales and all of his ball last August after admitting Pinzka said she is “ troubled” publicly divulge that he had public’s reaction to it, the pub­ gambling winnings on his that he routinely gambled by recent news coverage of the been secretly seeing a psychia­ licist for the former Cincinnati taxes. through bookmakers. However, IRS probe, adding that some trist for the gambling disorder. Reds manager said Tuesday. Pinzka said Rose has been he has steadfastly denied bet­ publications have printed sto­ “ He would never meet in the “ Everything is on hold while limiting interviews and trying ting on baseball or on Reds’ ries based on leaks from the same place twice,” she said. “ It we wait for the outcome of the to keep a low profile, in part games. Since accepting his ban, grand jury investigation. was just ridiculous, something IRS investigation,” said because of the IRS probe. Rose has been treated by a psy­ “ Most of these leaks have out of ‘Mission Impossible.' So Barbara Pinzka. “ I don’t know “ We know the IRS news is chiatrist for a gambling disor­ been accepted as fa ct,” she we wanted to bring that to the how that’s going to turn out.” going to hit, and it’s probably der. said. “ Tell me, when was it de­ fore fron t as soon as possible Pinzka made her remarks in not going to be positive,” Pinzka, who operates her own cided that Pete Rose was not so we could get rid of this response to questions at a Prinzka said. “ I don’t think the public relations firm in entitled to the same confidential ridiculous overlay of secrecy. ” meeting of the Dayton-Miami IRS is going to say, Pete, here’s Cincinnati and has specialized legal proceedings guaranteed to Pinzka had few kind words Valley chapter of the Public a gold medal.’ We’re basically in litigation-related issues, said every other American citizen? for sports reporters, saying the Relations Society of America. waiting for the other shoe to she agreed to w ork for Rose When did the pressure to get a traditional principles of jour­ Last May, a grand jury con­ drop so th a t we don’t have last September after she was story take precedence over nalism don’t seem to be in place.

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NBA STANDINGS SPORTS CALENDAR Past Boston Marathon Past Boston Marathon Men Champions Women Champions EASTERN CONFERENCE Wednesday, April 18 Atlantic Division W L Ad GB Streak Baseball vs. NORTHWESTERN, Cov I L C0URSE R ecord k M ^ COURSE RECORD — Won 2 Stadium, 7 p.m. r l z-Philadelphia 51 28 .646 WL*M I f t de Castella, M U # J. Benoit z Boston 49 30 .620 2 Lost 1 r ' z New York 45 34 .570 6 Won 1 Thursday, April 19 , l ^ j A us. M (Samuelaon), U.S. W ashington 31 48 .392 20 Won 2 Baseball vs. BUTLER (2), 1 p.m. 2:07:51 (1986) 202:43 (1983 ) Miami 17 62 .215 34 Lost 8 M New Jersey 17 62 .215 34 Lost 4 Friday, April 20 1990 G. Bordin, Italy 2:08.19 1990 R Mota, Portugal 2:25:24 Central Division Outdoor Track at Kansas Relay 1989 A. Mekonnen, Eth. 2:09:06 1989 I. Kristiansen, Norway 2:24:33 x Detroit 57 22 .722 Won 1 Men's Golf at Akron Invitational 1988 1. Hussein. Kenya 2:08:43 1988 R Mota, Portugal 2:24:30 z-C hicago 54 25 .684 3 Won 1 1987 T. Seko, Japan 2:11:50 1987 R. Mota. Portugal 2:25:21 z Milwaukee 42 38 .525 15 1/2 Lost 1 Saturday, April 21 z-lndiana 41 38 .519 16 Won 2 Baseball at Dayton (2), 12 p.m. 1986 R. de Castella, Aus. 2:07:51 1986 I. Kristiansen, Norway 2:24:55 C leveland 39 40 494 18 Won 3 Outdoor Track at Kansas Relay 1985 G. Smith, Britain 2:14:05 1985 L.Weidenbach, U.S. 2:34:06 Atlanta 39 41 .488 18 1/2 Won 1 Men’s Golf at Akron Invitational 1984 G. Smith, Britain 2:10:34 1984 L. Moller, N. Zealand 2:29:28 Lacrosse at Ohio Wesleyan, 2 p.m. O rlando 17 62 .215 40 Lost 13 1983 G. Meyer, U.S. 2:09:00 1983 J. Benoit, U.S. 2:22:43 WESTERN CONFERENCE Softball at MCC Tournament, Dayton, Ohio 2:29:33 Midwest Division W L Ad GB Streak 1982 A. Salazar, U.S. 2:08:51 1982 C Teske. W Germany z-Utah 54 25 684 Lost 1 Sunday, April 22 1981 T. Seko, Japan 2:09:26 1981 A Roe. N. Zealand 2:26:46 z San Antonio 53 26 .671 1 Won 4 Baseball at Dayton (2), 12 p.m. 1980 B. Rodgers, U.S. 2:12:11 1980 J. Gareau, Canada 2:34:28 z-Dallas 44 35 .557 10 Won 1 Men’s golf at Akron Invitational 1979 B. Rodgers, U.S. 2:09:27 1979 J. Benoit, U.S. 2:35:15 Denver 41 38 .519 13 Won 2 Men's tennis vs. OHIO STATE, "I p.m. B. Rodgers, U.S. 2:10:13 1978 G. Barron, U.S. 2:44:52 Houston 40 39 .506 14 Won 1 Softball at MCC Tournament, Dayton. Ohio 1978 M innesota 22 57 .278 32 Lost 2 1977 J. Drayton, Canada 2:14:46 1977 M. Gorman, U.S. 2:48.44 Charlotte 18 61 228 36 Lost 4 Pacific Division RESULTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL x-LA Lakers 61 18 .772 Won 3 z-Portland 56 23 .709 5 Won 1 z Phoenix 53 26 .671 8 Won 1 B aseball AMERICAN LEAGUE Seattle 39 40 494 22 Lost 1 Notre Dame 14, Purdue 2 Golden State 35 44 .443 26 Lost 5 Notre Dame 6, Xavier 4 Baltimore 000 002 000— 2 6 0 LA Clippers 30 49 .380 31 Lost 2 Xavier 3, Notre Dame 2 Toronto 001 120 04x— 8 11 1 Sacram ento 23 57 .288 38 1/2 Lost 4 Notre Dame 4, X avier 2 Ballard, Holton (6) and Tettleton; Flanagan, Acker (6), Wells (7), D Ward (9) and Borders, Myers (7). W- x-clinched conference title Notre Dame 2, Xavier 0 Flanagan, 2-0. L— Ballard, 0-2. HRs— Toronto, Borders (2), Gruber (2), Felix (2). z-clinched playoff berth Tuesday's Games Wednesday's Games Men’s T ennis New York 010 003 000— 4 8 0 Washington 129, Orlando 127 Orlando at Boston, 7:30 p.m. Notre Dame 6. University of Michigan 0 Detroit 000 000 100— 1 6 1 Atlanta 118, New Jersey 95 Cleveland at New Jersey, 7:30 p. Leary, J.Robinson (8), Righetti (9) and Cerone; Tanana, Nunez (7) and Nokes. W— Leary, 1-0 L— Denver 99, Minnesota 89 Indiana at Philadelphia, 7:30 p.m W om en’s Tennis Tanana, 0-1. Sv—Righetti (3). HR— Detroit, G Ward (2). Los Angeles Lakers 102, Seattle 101 Charlotte at Miami, 7:30 p.m. University-of Michigan 6, Notre Dame 0 Chicago 111, Boston 105 Utah at San Antonio, 8:30 p.m. M ilwaukee 010 100 000—2 3 0 Cleveland 96, Milwaukee 88 Portland at Phoenix, 10:30 p.m. S oftball Texas 010 004 10x—6 9 0 Houston 112, Sacramento 97 Los Angeles Clippers at Golden State, 10:30 p.m. De aul 6, Notre Dame i Knudson, Fossas (6), Crim (6), Mirabella (7) and Surhoff; K.Brown, Jeffcoat (7) and Petralli, Stanley (9). Dallas 97, Utah 96 De aul 3, Notre Dame 2 W— K.Brown, 2-0. L— Fossas, 0-2. Sv—Jeffcoat (2). HRs—Texas, Sierra (2), Incaviglia (2). Notre Dame vs. Detroit, snow Notre Dame 4, Loyola 0 Cleveland 110 000 000—2 9 1 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL otre Dame 15, Loyola 1 Kansas City 000 004 OOx— 4 6 0 Black. Olin (6), Wickander (6). Guante (7) and Alomar; Dotson. Farr (6). Montgomery (7), M.Davis (9) and NATIONAL LEAGUE AMERICAN LEAGUE Boone. W— Farr, 1-0. L— Olin. 0-1 Sv— M.Davis (3). East Division East Division W L Pet. GB W L A c t GB New York 4 .800 1 TRANSACTIONS Boston 001 000 000—1 4 1 C hicago 5 3 625 — Toronto 6 3 .667 — BASEBALL Chicago 000 001 001—2 8 1 M ontreal 5 3 625 — Boston 4 4 .500 1 1/2 National League Dopson, Murphy (6), Reardon (8). L.Smith (9) and Pena; King, Patterson (5). Long (5). Radinsky (7) Pittsburgh 4 4 500 1 Detroit 3 5 .375 2 1/2 HOUSTON ASTROS—Placed Steve Lombardozzi, B Jones (9) and Fisk. W—B.Jones. 2-0. L— L.Smith, 0-1. HR—Chicago. Kittle (1) St. Louis 4 4 500 1 C leveland 2 4 .333 2 1/2 infielder, on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to New York 3 5 375 2 M ilw aukee 2 4 .333 2 1/2 April 15. Purchased the contract of Casey Philadelphia 3 5 375 2 Baltim ore 2 5 .286 3 Candaele, infielder, from Tucson of the Pacific Coast League. West Division W L Pet. GB West Division W L P et GB NATIONAL LEAGUE BASKETBALL C incinnati 7 0 1.000 — C hicago 5 1 .833 — National Basketball Association San Diego 5 3 625 2 1 /2 O akland 5 1 .833 — St. Louis 010 000 010—2 5 3 DALLAS MAVERICKS—Activated Brad Davis, Los Angeles 4 4 .500 3 1/2 C alifornia 5 2 .714 1/2 Pittsburgh 106 000 OOx—7 6 0 guard, from the injured list. Waived Mark Wade, San Francisco 3 4 429 4 Texas 4 4 .500 2 Mathews. Carpenter (3), Hill (8) and Zeile; Heaton, Power (8) and Slaught. W— Heaton, 2-0. L— guard. Houston 2 5 286 5 Kansas City 3 4 .429 2 1/2 Mathews, 0-2. FOOTBALL Atlanta 1 6 143 6 Seattle 2 5 .286 3 1/2 National Football League M innesota 2 6 .250 4 Philadelphia 000 001 000—1 7 1 GR EEN BAY PACKERS—Signed Scott Kirby, Tuesday s Games Montreal 010 000 10x—2 7 0 offensive tackle: Damon Stall, running back; and Tuesday's Games Combs, Akerfelds (6), McElroy (6), Frohwirth (7), Carman (7), Parrett (7) and Lake, Gardner, Hall (6). Frey Late Game Not Included Stacey Mobley, wide receiver. (8) and Santovenia, Fitzgerald (7). W— Hall. 1-1. L— Frohwirth, 0-1. Sv— Frey (3). Cincinnati 2, San Diego 1 Late Games Not Included HOUSTON OILERS—Signed Bo Orlando, New York 4, Detroit 1 defensive back, to a two-year contract. Announced Montreal 2, Philadelphia 1 Chicago 001 040 000 010 9 they will not renew the contract of Kenny Johnson, 2—8 Chicago 8, New York 6, 13 innings Toronto 8, Baltimore 2 New York 001 130 safety. 000 010 0—6 10 Pittsburgh 7, St. Louis 2 Chicago 2. Boston 1 (13 Innings) MIAMI DOLPHINS—Signed John Offerdahl, Houston 5. Atlanta 3 Kansas City 4, Cleveland 2 Nunez, Lancaster (5), Mi Williams (9). Assenmacher (11), Wilkins (13) and Wrona, Girardi (9); Fernandez. linebacker, to a four-year contract. Los Angeles at San Francisco, (n) Texas 6, Milwaukee 2 Whitehurst (7). Machado (9). Franco (11). Innis (12) and Lyons. Mercado (12). W— Assenmacher. 1-0. L— Canadian Football League M innesota at Seattle, (n) Innis, 0-1 Sv— Wilkins (1). HRs—Chicago, McClendon (1); New York, Carreon (2). H.Johnson (3), BRITISH COLUMBIA LIONS—Signed John Oakland at California, (n) Marshall (1). Sullivan, linebacker; Pat Sperduto, defensive end BOOKSTORE BASKETBALL

Results For Tuesday's Games S te p an 5 Lyon s 11 Big Yellpw Jellybeans over Ultimate Ninjas by Bookstore 9 Goldfinger & The 4 Pinkies over Diggerbobs by 5 Guys Who Drive The O.J. Shoemaker Van 16 4:00 - Expresso Pizza vs. Moose's Men S te p an 1 19 over Nachoes by 11 4:45 Lethal Weapon III vs. We Have the Tools 3rd Degree Burns over Rich Holtz Gets Chicks We Don't Need No Stinkip' Keith Tower over S te p an 1 G am es fo r W ednesday, A p ril 18 & Not the Talent by 6 Moot Points by 16 4:00 - The Judean People's Front vs. Fran 5:30 - The Return Of Skip Holtz, The War 5:30 - Chuck K's Boyz That Work Overtime at the Sweet Scotty P 8 The Dwarfs over UNLV Hutch Bucks over Beecher, Tool And Dye by 10 McCann’s Fan Club & 3 Other Wrestlers Memorial & 3 Other Useless Blocks Lumberyard vs. Hawaii 5-0 (Untamed Notoriously Lude Vigilantes) 4:45 - Cheeseballs vs. We Ain't Soft 6:15 - Forfeit vs. The Innkeepers 6:15 - Copy Center Copycats vs. The Kids From 5 Guys From Zahm Who Can't Win over The S tepan 6 5:30 - Irish Hoops Blow Another One vs. Salt, Down the Hall Sloths by 8 Eddie & The Cruisers over Lobule & Friends by Salt, Salt, Shaker S te p an 4 17 6:15 - We’ve Gotta See A Man About A Dog vs. 4:00 - Team #357 vs. Royal Ugly Dudes B oo kstore 10 S tepan 2 Hodge Masters over Anita Better Basketball O ur s Go To 11 4:45 - Mo & The Loveslaves vs. Joe & Who Are 4:00 - Silent Assasins vs. 4 Monkeys & a Boy The Teeth over Newton Was Wrong by 15 Team by 12 Your Friends Named Spanky Shey's Rebellion Jusl Do II over The Churnin' Just Chillin' over The Beaver Cleavers by 7 S tepan 2 5:30 - Painfully Huge vs. Macho Squad 4:45 - 5 Guys Who Follow Digger To Akron vs. Urns of Burnin' Funk by 11 4:00 - Last Year's Champ vs. Legion Of Doom 6:15 - Killway vs. Remember It's Stepan Fightin' Cajun Codwedges Freedom Rock II Turn It Up over Plop Plop Fizz 4:45 - Secretary's Dream vs. Digger's Offense, 5:30 - Luc's Revenge vs. Sorin Hall Foodsales Fizz by 8 Bookstore 9 Pete's Logic, & 3 Other Things That Don't Work S te p an 5 6:15 - The Deviant Hatfields vs. 4 Monogomous Veni, Vini, Vinci (We Came, We Saw, We Lost) 5:30 - Pete Gillen Fan Club vs. Barry Schulok 4:00 - Malicious Prostitution vs. Metamucil, A & Andrew Campbell S te p an 3 over 2 All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce Loves Digger Pencil & 3 Other Cures We Can Do Some Good Things over Shoot To and C heese by 15 6:15 - The Good, The Bad, The Laundry vs. 4:45 - Nothing Fancy vs. Scurvy Dogs Balls, Thrill by 8 Sweet Lou & The Teabags over The Return of Slaty Cleavage S crabitts Lyons 11 J Crew Cotton Knit Reversible Weave Mango Bjorn Nittmo by 3 5:30 - Bobby Q & The Toastmasters vs. Mary, 4:00 - H W A. vs. The Village People Barn Jacket over A Boa, A Python. Digger 8 2 The Flat Girls over Mouthfulls by 20 S te p an 3 Cathy, Wendy & 2 Other Dodger Scams 4:45 - Raw Talent vs. Ofers O ther Choke Artists by 19 Mom Always Said Don't Play Ball in the House 4:00 - Solsonic Force vs. Air Swoop 6:15 - De La Sole vs. Four Men & A Mole 5:30 - Members of the Board vs. Condors The Cotton Club over 4 Greyhounds 8 A Poodle over Palmer's Boys by 2 4:45 - The 6th Man From Skid vs. Team #36 6:15 - Big Al's & Bibbles vs. Kelly's Heroes '1 by 10 5 Vermin Who Have Yet To See the Second S te p an 6 Round over Acta Sanctorum by 7 4:00 - The Dogs vs. Open Loop Shooters I S te p an 4 Bookstore 10 Earwax over Anti-Slug Team by 9 4:45 - The PTP's vs. 5 Under 5 Ft 5 Lyons 12 The Blues Brothers over Harem Globe Trotters Lenny's Swollen Utters over 5 Guys Who 5:30 - Team #579 vs. Big Dawgs 4:00 - Paradise Jam vs. The enemy & 4 Guys by 13 Weren't Offered Money From Illinois by 4 L yons 12 6:15 - One Guy Who Can Spell...vs. Tasmanian Who Want to Die 4:45 -5 Guys, Lou Holtz Doesn't Know vs. The It Doesn't Count Unless You Get the J over Stick It, You Muthas! over One Dribbler, One The Traveling Cowboy & His 4 Bohunks over D evils Boyz Team #520 by 10 Shooter & 3 Other Guys Who Can't Score by 17 Backjacks by forfeit S te p an 7 5:30 - The Subdudes vs. Steve Eats the Toast Don't Pass to Fruball: He'll Shoot over Team South Bend-Mishawaka-Alive With Pride over Irish Wiskey Runners over Everybody Wang 5:30 - Screaming Midgets From Hell vs. Doggie 6:15 - Defensive Aggression vs.Team Trump #663 by forfeit The Resurrected Blasphemous by 7 Chung Tonight by 18 Angst

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Johnson’s running one-hander George Foreman pummeled the Foreman, who claims to be from 17 feet out with eight- ample belly of overmatched 41 though fight records list him tenths of a second left Tuesday Mike Jameson, bloodied his eye as 42, is enjoying life in his sec­ night gave the Los Angeles and knocked him out in the ond ring career. Lakers a 102-101 victory over fourth round Tuesday night to He had another easy payday the Seattle SuperSonics and stay on track for a title shot. at Caesars Tahoe, reportedly clinched the homecourt advan­ Foreman, slow and plodding earning $200,000, to buy a little tage throughout the NBA play­ but still much quicker and more equipment for his offs. sharper than Jameson, ended Houston youth center and gain The loss damaged the Sonics’ the bout at 2:16 of the fourth a bit more credibility for a bid for a playoff berth in the with a left hook that dropped challenge for the title. Western Conference. They fell a Jameson in a heap in his own Jameson appeared to be a game behind Houston in the corner. Earlier in the round, perfect setup: an ex-barroom race for the final playoff berth Foreman knocked Jameson’s bouncer from Cupertino, Calif, in the Western Conference. mouthpiece out for the third who hadn’t fought in three The Lakers came back to win time in the fight, and opened a years and had a modest 17-14 after Derrick McKey’s three- deep, ugly gash over his left eye ecord with six knockouts. point play gave Seattle a 101- that led to a b rief halt while the His claim to fame was w ork­ 100 lead with 43.4 seconds left. ringside doctor checked the ing as Tyson’s sparring part­ damage. ner, a job that testified at least Bulls 111, Celtics 105 Jameson was breathing hard to Jameson’s bravery and re­ CHICAGO — Michael Jordan from the body blows and had silience. When fighting for real, scored 35 points as Chicago blood dripping down his face Tyson knocked out Jameson in snapped Boston’s six-game when referee Mills Lane began five rounds in 1986, the first of winning streak. to move in, apparently intent on six straight losses before The loss dropped second- stopping the fight. Before Lane Jameson quit the ring. place Boston two games behind could intervene, Foreman hit Ironically, his last ring ap­ the idle Philadelphia 76ers in Jameson with the left hook to pearance was a two-round ex­ the Atlantic Division and gave ended it. hibition in Brazil in 1987 the Bulls 10 victories in their AP Photo “ I can take a good punch,” against Jimmy Young, the same last 12 games. Michael “Air" Jordan of the Chicago Bulls grabs a loose ball against Jameson said. “ But by God, he fighter who beat Foreman in 12 Boston never led in the game, Indiana as the Pacer’s Vern Fleming can only look on. hit me harder than anyone, rounds in Puerto Rico a decade and the closest the Celtics came even Mike Tyson. He hits you earlier and sent him into re­ in the final quarter was when Mavericks 97, Jazz 96 Cleveland held off a late run with those hands, it’s like a tirement and the religious life. Jim Paxson scored off a fast DALLAS — Dallas almost and maintained its hold on the wrecking ball coming at you.” When Foreman started his break with 25 seconds left, blew a 15-point fourth-quarter final Eastern Conference play­ Foreman knocked out comeback 21 fights ago, in making the score 105-104. lead but survived a late Utah off spot by defeating Jameson’s mouthpiece twice in 1987, he had two goals — to Kevin Me,Hale led the Celtics rally behind 24 points from Milwaukee. the third round and dropped get his boys club out of hock, with 28 points, Reggie Lewis Derek Harper. him to one knee with a right- and to win the heavyweight title had 24 and Larry Bird 23. W ith the loss, the Jazz slipped Hawks 118, Nets 95 left-right combination to the again. to just a game ahead of second- ATLANTA — Dominique head in the only other knock­ He’s accomplished his first Rockets 112, Kings 97 place San Antonio in the Wilkins scored 36 points and down of the scheduled 10- goal and has a chance for the HOUSTON — Sleepy Floyd Midwest Division. Atlanta broke open a close rounder. second, with a possible stop scored 11 points and had three game by outscoring New Jersey Neither lean nor mean, and first to pick up several million steals in an 18-2 fourth-quarter Cavaliers 96, Bucks 88 35-18 in the final period, hand­ now just a slow fighting ma­ dollars fighting Tyson in the run that carried Houston past MILWAUKEE — John ing the Nets their 27th consecu­ chine, Foreman weighed 260 fall. Sacramento. Williams scored 19 points, and tive road loss.

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STUDENT UNION BOARD Wednesday, April 18, 1990 The Observer page 15 Notre Dame women’s tennis team swept by Wolverines tiy BARBARA MORAN squad without the services of feat. down. They just outplayed us, row, and we really needed a Sports Writer top player Tracy Barton and “Not having those two in really.” break. If you can play a few at fifth seed Kristy Doran. Both there hurt us, but we just didn’t The Irish have only three home it’s okay, but on the road The Notre Dame women’s players have been out for sev­ play real well,” said the coach. matches left in the regular sea­ it’s rough.” tennis team dropped its record eral weeks with injuries. “We played hard but not real son, and Louderback cited end- The Irish won't get a break to 14-8 with a disappointing 6- Although Irish coach Jay well. We mentally lost some of-season fatigue as another from the drudgery of the road 0 loss to the University of Louderback felt that the ab­ close first sets, and then had possible factor in the loss. this weekend, as they will head Michigan in Ann Arbor last sence of the two figured into let-downs in the second sets. “We looked tired,” said to Illinois to take on Indiana Thursday. the loss, he cited other reasons “They have a good team, Louderback. “We’ve been on the State and Illinois State o n The Irish faced the Michigan as being responsible for the de­ they’re really solid all the way road for five weekends in a Saturday. NC State chancellor faces public RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — North to remain eligible,” Monteith specifics),” Faculty Senate Carolina State basketball play­ said, reading from a statement chairman Ray Long said. “ I ers weren’t motivated to study he also delivered to the school’s think because of the nature of under former Coach Jim Board of Trustees several the data it’s very difficult to be Valvano unless their playing weeks ago. “ Clearly, many of very specific without ... identify­ time was threatened, the these young men could make ing specific individuals. We cer­ school’s interim chancellor said progress toward a degree but tainly don’t want to do that. Tuesday. were not motivated or guided “ I haven’t seen the data and Larry Monteith, addressing to do so.” I’m not going to second guess the school’s Faculty Senate for Monteith said academic per­ him at this point,” Long said. the first time since Valvano was formance of the basketball “ I’m satisfied.” removed as coach less than two team also declined after the weeks ago, said Valvano’s Wolfpack won national cham­ Monteith said the school teams in the 1980s also relied pionships in 1974 under Norm would now try to “ heal its heavily on academic exceptions. Sloan and 1983 under Valvano. w ounds.” He said problem s The special meeting lasted centered around admissions, Over 100 Centers Nationwide Offering Monteith had undertaken an internal investigation of the about 30 minutes and reporters academic performance while at Proven Preparation For The Bar Exams Of men’s basketball program after weren’t allowed to ask ques­ N.C. State, and progress to ­ California Florida Massachusetts New Mexico Texas he was named interim chancel­ tions. Only a handful of ques­ ward a degree. Colorado Illinois Michigan New York Vermont “ The problem with poor aca­ Connecticut Maine New Hampshire Pennsylvania Virginia lor in September 1989, replac­ tions were asked by faculty Dist of Columbia Maryland New Jersey Rhode Island ing Bruce Poulton, who re­ members, who had requested demic performance in men’s signed amid controversy sur­ that Monteith report back to basketball has a history dating rounding the Wolfpack pro­ them after his speech to the back to the mid-to-late 1970s,” gram. trustees, who voted 9-3 last he said. Valvano, who coached the month to oust Valvano. Wolfpack for 10 years, stepped “We need help from the Monteith said Sloan, who down April 7 after university coach, the assistant coaches, coached N.C. 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The Power To Be Your Best. ” = a s a s * »«♦?*. •f.u n u ' page 16 The Observer Wednesday, April 18, 1990 Linebackers prepare to lead Irish By FRANK PASTOR Stonebreaker will be able to re­ shows more with him. He’s S p o r t s B r ie f s peat, if not improve upon, his done what a guy has to do.” Associate Sports Editor Bookstore Basketball needs referees. Pay is $8 per game. ‘88 performance. Seniors Scott Kowalkowski Call Jeff at 1505 for more information. Much of the attention sur­ “(Michael’s) progress shows and Andre Jones return at the more than the others,” mar­ two outside linebacker posi­ rounding the Notre Dame foot­ Crew team w ill meet at 7:30 p.m. tonight in 104 O’Shag. velled Darnell in explaining his tions. Junior Devon McDonald, ball team this spring has fo­ Bring money for Madison and awards ceremony. cused on the return of fifth- first impressions of who split time with Jones at Stonebreaker. “He started off drop end last season, has year senior Michael The Hapkido Club meets Tues. at 7:30 and Thurs. at 8 slow, but we took the intelligent Stonebreaker to the linebacking missed spring practice recover­ p.m. in Rm. 219, Rockne. Learn self-defense from 6th degree approach and started seeing ing from knee surgery. corps, but the Irish have an Korean master. Beginners welcome. FREE! outstanding contingent of both more and more good days.” Kowalkowski and Jones, both Stonebreaker is expected to three-year monogram winners, inside and outside linebackers Andrea Alexander, a 5-10 forward at Brandywine High be joined inside by senior-to-be bring a great deal of game ex­ to solidify the middle of the de­ School in Niles, MI signed a letter of intent April 11th to Donn Grimm. Grimm, the top perience to the outside fense. enroll at Notre Dame and play basketball. Alexander was a returning Irish tackier, is linebacker positions. Notre Dame returns both Michigan Class C all-state pick, a three time All-Lakeland slated to move from the McDonald, who tallied 34 tack­ starting outside linebackers pick and averaged 13.9 points and 9.6 rebounds as a senior. “Eagle” position to the “Mike ” les last season, also led the from a year ago, plus a third She finished her career with 1,054 career points. who made a substantial contri­ position vacated by Ned Bolcar. team in sacks with four. However, sophomore bution. Inside, the Irish return The 60th Annual Blue-Gold Game will be April 28th at Demetrius DuBose replaced “ Outside linebacker is a good last season’s second-highest 1:30 p.m. Notre Dame and St. Mary’s students will be position for us,” said Darnell. tackier, a 1988 Butkus Award Grimm at “Mike” in both admitted at gates 15 and 16 upon presentation of their I D. Monday’s and Tuesday’s prac­ “We have some outstanding finalist and several talented card. General admission tickets are available in advance at guys out there right now, and sophomores. tices. Darnell wouldn’t allow gate 10 of the JACC from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mon-Sat. Adult more than that both Grimm some of the younger guys can “We’ve turned the corner as tickets are $4 in advance, $5 day of the game while do the job as w ell.” far as w hat we can do,” said and DuBose will get a look, a children’s tickets are $2 in advance and $3 the day of the tribute to DuBose’s fine spring Those younger guys include defensive coordinator and game. linebackers coach Gary Darnell showing thus far. sophomores Erik Simien, following Tuesday’s practice, “Donn was hurt for a few Shawn Smith and Karl McGill, the 16th of 20 allotted for the days, which gave Demetrius a all who have seen extensive ac­ spring season. “We now know chance to move up,” said tion this spring. 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Scianna, John Barren and Nick “If the pieces fit together well Stonebreaker, a consensus Smith add great depth at inside enough,” said Darnell, “we’ll All-American and Butkus linebacker, a refreshing change see how much they (the Award finalist in 1988, returns from the scant numbers of the linebackers) do fly around out Hi “D oesn’t at the “Sam” (formerly called past several seasons. Smith, in there. We’ll see how many guys “Eagle”) linebacker position particular, has impressed have that fanaticism, how high every after sitting out a one-year Darnell with his solid play. it is and how long they can sus­ suspension in ‘89 for disci­ “ I can see a very lot of im ­ tain it. Pre-m ed plinary reasons. Early indica­ provement in Nick Smith,” said “We want it so they can tions are positive that the first-year coach. “It just barely breathe.” deserve lection process was the in­ tion from bowl lobbyists, there a choice?” CFA creasing corporate sponsor­ isn’t going to be some divine ship of the bowls. When revolution that sweeps away continued from page 20 Federal Express and Sunkist the bowl monsters and restores are wielding substantial influ­ The members set out to re­ a playoff system into power. Tom Garcia, M.D. (UAG ’75) ence in the postseason process, view such issues concerning Besides, Notre Dame doesn’t Cardiologist benign financial support could bowls as finances, the selection exactly support a playoff sys­ Houston, Texas dictate commercial interests process and number of games. tem. Consider Rosenthal: instead of collegiate ones. 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THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED BY THE PUBLISHER Wednesday, April 18, 1990 The Observer page 17 Cubs outlast Mets, #1 seeded Irish softball team win 8-6 in 13 innings gearing up for MCC Tournament By RICHARD MATHURIN had three RBI’s and scored a NHW YORK (AP) — Third take a share of the National Sports Writer run. Sophomores Amy Folsom baseman Howard Johnson’s League lead with his third and Ruth Kmak chipped in with two-out throwing error in home run. The Notre Dame softball two hits each and scored 5 runs the 13th inning allowed two team (14-13) geared up for the between them. Chicago runs to score, end­ Twins 6, Mariners 5 MCC tournament by going 2-2 “We played real well and it ing a sloppy evening of SEATTLE (AP) — Kent during the past week. was a good win for us to get wasted chances for the Cubs Hrbek’s tie-breaking single On Wednesday A p ril 11, the ready for the tournament,” said and New York. The teams in the ninth inning enabled Irish traveled to DePaul to face coach Brain Boulac. “It was combined for 22 walks, six Minnesota to snap a three- the Blue Demons in a double- good to see the offense get on errors and eight stolen game losing streak. Kirby header. Once again, the Blue track and start finding the bases. The Mets left the Puckett doubled off Keith Demons proved to be a thorn in holes in the defense. If we keep bases loaded in the third, Comstock (0-1) with one out the side of the Irish, sweeping swinging the bats well and play ninth and 10th innings and in the ninth and Hrbek fol­ the doubleheader by scores of solid defense, we have as good stranded 18 runners, 10 in lowed with his run-scoring 6-1 and 3-2. The DePaul offense a shot as anybody at w inning scoring position. single. Winner Juan showed its muscle by smashing the tournament.” Missy Lynn Chicago got the winning Berenguer (1-0) retired all three home runs in the NOTES: The MCC tournam ent run for Paul Assenmacher three batters he faced in the doubleheader. lacking in many of her starts. seedings were announced yes­ (1-0) in the 13th when Joe eighth. Rick Aguilera pitched The Irish were snowed out of She allowed only 5 hits and terday with the Irish gaining Girardi singled with one out the ninth for his third save. their next game on Thursday struck out 4 to move her record the num ber one seed. By gain­ off Jeff Innis (0-1), stole The score had,been tied 5- April 12 against Detroit. The to 9-6. ing the num ber one seed, the second with two outs and 5 since Seattle’s David Valle game has tentatively been The offense woke up in a big Irish get a first round bye and continued to third on catcher hit a solo home run in the rescheduled for A pril 30. way, banging out 11 hits and will play the winner of the #4 Orlando Mercado’s throwing bottom of the fourth. Third ND bounced back on Monday tying a record for the most Dayton and #5 Dayton match­ error. After Jerome Walton baseman Darnell Coles h it a April 16 by taking both ends of runs in a game, which was set up. walked, Rync Sandberg hit a two-run homer for Seattle a doubleheader versus Loyola last season. The amazing thing “It should be a very interest­ grounder to Johnson, who but also committed an error by scores of 4-0 and 15-1. about the performance was ing tournament,” said Boulac. fielded it cleanly but threw that gave Minnesota a 5-4 Sophomore pitcher Missy that the game only went five in­ “all the teams are very even. I w ildly past first base for his load. Linn dominated the first game, nings. Freshman Susan thought Dayton would probably second error of the game pitching a one hitter to raise O’Connor led the way collecting get the number one seed, but I and the Mets’ fifth. Royals 4, Indians 2 her record to 8-6. She stuck out two hits and scoring twice. still think Detroit's got to be Sandberg’s RBI grounder KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — six and walked only two. Debbie Boulac, also a fresh­ the favorite. They’ve won three put Chicago ahead 6-5 in the Kurt Stillwell drove in the ty­ In the second game, freshman man, drove in three runs on straight titles and and have 11th. Mike Marshall led off ing and lead runs with a star Staci Alford got the offen­ two base hits and scored an­ most of their players back from the bottom half with his first sixth-inning triple and con­ sive support that has been other. Junior Rachel Carson last year.” home run. Sandberg tied a tinued home on rookie sec­ major league record for in­ ond baseman Carlos In Saturday’s 6-4 victory, the were a lot of times we didn’t fielders with his 97th con­ Baerga’s throwing error as Irish Irish got out of the gate quickly execute and for the weekend we secutive errorless game. He Kansas City rallied past again with three in the first. were very average. The pitching continued from page 20 matched the mark set by San Cleveland. Counsell was safe on an error carried us through. It’s time Francisco’s Jim Davenport The Indians had taken a 2- out. Rotkis doubled to drive and Frank Jacobs singled. for the hitters to put it to­ from 1966-68. 0 lead behind former Royal home Lund and then came Lund was a h it by a pitch gether.” Lloyd McClendon gave the Bud Black, who blanked home on Mike Coss’ single. before a balk brought home Martinez put it together and Cubs a 5-2 load with a grand Kansas City until the sixth Coss stole second and scored Counsel!. A wild pitch plated redeemed himself in game two slam in the fifth, but when Kevin Seitzer doubled on a Dan Bautch safety. After a Jacobs and a Binkiewicz single as his eighth inning single Johnson hit a three-run and George Brett walked Danapilis walk, Craig Counsell scored Lund. Xavier closed to broke a 2-2 tie. The Irish added homer in the bottom of the w ith one out. Steve Olin re ­ brought home the final two 5-4 in the fifth, but the Irish another run, but had to hold on inning to tie the game. placed Black and surren­ runs of the onslaught with a got some breathing room with for dear life in the bottom half. dered an RBI single to Bo double. a marker in the sixth. Michalak Mike Coffey came to the rescue Dodgers 10, Giants 5 Jackson. The Irish added two more in came on in the seventh to get when he dispelled a one-out SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — the fourth, a Binkiewicz cannon his third save for Pat Leahy (4- bases loaded situation with a Mike Scioscia homered to Kevin Wickander replaced shot in the sixth and another 0) who worked six strong strikeout and a groundnut. lead the Los Angeles Olin (0-1) and struck out Jim pair in the seventh. The Boilers innings. “ He’s (Coffey) coming off an Dodgers to a 10-5 victory Eiesnreich. But Stillwell, scored single runs in the sev­ In Sunday’s first game, the injury from last summer and Tuesday night over San batting right-handed against enth and ninth. Rotkis and Irish dropped a nailbiter, 3-2. fa ll,” said M urphy. “ We’ve Francisco, the fourth time in the left-handed Wickander, Counsell each had three RBI’s Brian Petrowicz, the tough-luck been breaking him in slowly, five games the Giants have hit a line drive in the gap for the contest. loser worked six innings giving but he’ll play a key role down lost when leading or tied in that right fielder Cory “This game showed that our up seven hits, but only one the stretch.” the eighth inning. Snyder barely missed. As team doesn’t rely on one big earned run. The game was 1-1 Dave Sinnes was spectacular With the game tied at 5-5 Brett and Jackson scored, hitter, ” explained Murphy. until the fifth when the in Monday’s 2-0 win, allowing in the eighth, Scioscia hit a center fielder Dion James re­ “ People thought Dan Peltier Musketeers scored two runs only a fourth inning single and 2-1 pitch from reliever Atlee trieved the ball and threw to was the sole reason for our after an error opened the in­ a walk in the seventh. Hammaker (0-1) to put the Baerga, whose relay to third success last year and that ning. The Irish closed to 3-2 in “That’s the best pitched game Dodgers ahead for good and was wild. couldn’t be further from the the sixth, and had a big chance since I’ve been here,” stated truth, lie wasn’t the sole rea­ in the eighth. Rotkis (.345) and Murphy. son just like Tony Rice wasn’t Coss opened with singles. With Sinnes, now 5-1 w ith a 0.55 the only reason for the football two out, Danapilis walked, but ERA struck out ten. As of late, team’s success.” pinch hitter Jason Martinez he’s almost been unhittable. Why Send Your Winter Clothes Dave Sinnes worked four was caught looking to end the “He has decent stuff, a hard scoreless innings to pick up the threat. fastball and a good slider, but Home for the Summer? win while Chris Michalak his concentration has been out­ worked three and Mike Coffey “ Anytime you lose by one it’s standing. He knows he has a two to finish up. tough,” Murphy said. “There long way to go though.”

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Senior Rob Sports Writer Fitzgerald putted the shot 50 feet two-inches, junior Tony The Irish track team spent Smith threw the discus 158 feet Easter vacation on the road, nine-inches, and sophomore Bill x traveling to Palo Alto, Cal., to Dauphinais finished the 5000 L face a class field, including the meters in 14:36.64, all personal likes of Nevada-Reno, Long bests. % m Beach City College, and host Highlighting the distance Stanford, in the 1990 Stanford events, freshman John Coyle Track and Field Classic. finished the 5000 meters in c HP Senior co-Captain Van 14:30.59, one of the top ten Searcy, though suffering from marks in Irish history, in only jet lag, managed to collect yet the second time competing at another victory in the 400 me­ that distance. He is coming off ters last Saturday. Even after a very successful cross-country the victory, he was discouraged season, in which he qualified to with the outing. “I won the 400 compete in the Junior World meters, and I am satisfied with Championships. “That that,” he remarked, “ but I [qualifying for the Junior didn’t [physically] feel well.” World] gave me confidence,” he With a little warmer weather, remarked, “I am optimistic, but and continual progress, he feels I still have no idea what I can that a qualifiying time in the do.” With more experience, NCAA finals is still within and a tougher mental attitude, reach. he feels that he can improve in Javelin throwers Ryan the event. AP Photo Mihalko and Matt DeAngelis On a similar high note, Two of the Chicago Blackhawks put a squeeze on one of the Minnesota North Stars during Sunday night’s continued to perform well for Freshman J.T. Burke placed in game. The Hawks won 5-2 to advance to the Norris Division finals versus the S. Louis Blues starting tonight the Irish. Mihalko's throw of the 1500 meters w ith a season 203-feet five-inches, his best of best 3:55.3. The Portland, the year, edged out DeAngelis’ Connecticut, native was ranked throw of 196-feet nine-inches as number one prospect in the No rest for Blackhawks or Kings for second place. 1500 meters out of high school (AP)—After surviving seventh scoreless during that stretch, Gretzky-less Edmonton usu­ Irish hurdlers, likewise, last year by Track and Field game showdowns to stay alive then got two goals apiece from ally gets its offensive thrust boasted inspirational perfor­ News. in the NHL playoffs, Chicago Wayne Presley and Jeremy from veterans Mark Messier, mances. Sophomore Pat and Edmonton had precious lit­ Roenick to put away the North Glenn Anderson and Jari Kurri Devanny, a native of Rochester, “Overall, it was a great tle time to reflect on their ac­ Stars. but Mark Lamb had two game- New York, captured second in meet, ” Head Coach Joe Piane complishments. The Oilers lost three of the winners against Winnipeg, one the 400 intermediate hurdles, recalled. “All of our athletes The Blackhawks and Oilers first four games of their series in overtime, and set up Kurd’s and junior Glen Watson, a na­ were challenged. I was partic­ plunge right back into the against Winnipeg and then game-winner in Game 6. tive of South Bend, was the ularly impressed with the game-every-other-night grind bounced back to win three runner-up in the 110 meter amount of personal records. It Wednesday, opening second straight. Edmonton became St. Louis, w hich dispatched highs. was a good performance.” round Stanley Cup series, only the seventh team in NHL Toronto in five games, could Chicago against St. Louis and history to come back from a 3- have first string goalie Curtis Edmonton facing Los Angeles. 1 deficit in a playoff series. A Joseph back from a bruised Oakland council votes In both cases, the year ago, Los Angeles did the shoulder for the series against Blackhawks and the Oilers are same thing to the Oilers and Chicago. Otherwise Vincent home where they won seventh now the Kings, conquerers of Riendeau gets the call. The to rescind Raider offer games on Monday, Chicago fin­ defending champion Calgary in Blues’ offense rides the broad ishing off Minnesota 5-2 and this season’s opening round, shoulders of Brett Hull, who OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — The saying that if the deal “ isn’t Edmonton eliminating face Edmonton again. follow ed as record-breaking Oakland City Council on dead, it’s dying.” Winnipeg 4-1. regular season with five goals Tuesday night tentatively ap­ Alameda County Board of The other second round Whenever the Kings and and five assists in the first proved rescinding a $428 mil­ Supervisor Don Perata said he, series open Thursday with New Oilers play, the focus is on round against the Maple Leafs. lion plan to return the Raiders too, saw the petition drive as a Jersey playing the New York Wayne Gretzky, who began his football team to its city of ori­ yellow flag killing the play to Rangers and Montreal meeting record-breaking NHL career in Blackhawk goalie Greg gin. get the Raiders to leave Los the winner of Tuesday’s Edmonton before being traded Millen, who opened the season However, the council’s 6-0 Angeles and return to the Boston-Hartford game. to LA last season. However, with St. Louis and wound up in vote also approved reopening Oakland Coliseum, where they Chicago and Edmonton were Gretzky comes into this series Chicago after a pitstop in of a new round of talks to lure played from 1960 to 1982. The both in trouble in their opening with an aching back that kept Quebec had an up and down the Raiders from Los Angeles. team’s lease in the Los Angeles series and both battled their him out of the first two games opening series against The issue wasn’t on the Memorial Coliseum expires at way past adversity to advance. against the Flames. The Kings Minnesota. He played w ell for agenda of Tuesday night’s the end of the 1991 season. The Blackhawks, already found firepower elsewhere as wins in Games 3, 5 and 7, but meeting so the vote showed the “ In my judgment, the deal is trailing 1-0, had to kill off con­ Tony Granato, Tomas poorly and was pulled in Games council’s “ intent to rescind the over with,” Perata said. “ We secutive first period major Sandstrom and Dave Taylor 2, 4 and 6. Presley and Roenick deal,” said a spokeswoman for can get on to other matters. penalties that left them two helped Los Angeles set a record both had five goals and Greg the mayor’s office. That vote The mayor has an election and men short for more than two by scoring three hat tricks in a Gilbert produced four against will have to take place at the I have other business.” minutes. They held Minnesota playoff game. the North Stars. next meeting after it is on the agenda, a move required under the state’s open meeting law. Students earn money and gain job “ This morning I had two con­ The Observer experience this summer. 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By MIKE KAMRADT that, but it’s going to be tough no obstacle he can’t overcome. Sports Writer with the injuries.” He’s a blue collar player who The Irish lost two starters, wants the ball, wants to be in Last year was the most suc­ Eric Danapilis and Joe the big situation.” cessful year in the history of Binkiewicz, in Monday’s 2-0 Against Purdue, the Irish got Notre Dame baseball. The win over Xavier. Freshman busy in a hurry when they squad won 48 games (including rightfielder Danapilis leads the jumped to a 4-0 lead in the first H wins over Miami and Texas), team with a .404 average. He’s inning. Danapilis started won the MCC, and went to the second in steals (16) and home- things with a walk and then NCAA playoffs. They might runs (2) as w ell as th ird in stole second. Eddie Lund I have to win more than 48 this RBI’s w ith 14. Binkiewicz has reached on an error, with year as there will be no auto­ raised his average to .250 and Danapilis going to third. A wild ■ matic bid from the MCC this also has two homers with 16 pitch scored “Dino” and moved year because the NCAA felt the RBI’s. In addition, he’s won Lund to second. Binkiewicz conference isn’t deserving. two games as a pitcher. scored Lund with a single and Murphy is confident his team came home on Mike Rotkis’ Last Thursday’s 14-2 shel­ will pull through the next week two-run blast. lacking of the Purdue or two in good shape. The Irish put the game away Boilermakers could help down “Anytime adversity hits this with five in the third. Lund the road. team, this bunch of guys finds opened with a walk, went to The Observer / John Studebaker “It’s a good win,” said Irish a way of getting it done.” said second on a passed ball and Irish hurlers enjoyed success over the Easter Holiday, as they led ND coach Pat Murphy. “We beat a Murphy. “Bink has been a advance to third on a ground- Big Ten team quite badly. We tremendous part of it all. He’s to key victories. see Irish / page 1 7 have to continue to play like a unique kid. He feels there’s Paddock absent as Sweet Scotty P. rolls in first game By KEN TYSIAC inside and score some easy ranked team in each of the past elements to face Mom Always sive turnovers. Associate Sports Editor baskets.” three years. Said Don’t Play Ball in the NOTES: Women s Bookstore If Sweet Scotty P. is going to “It feels awesome,” Corazon House while wearing only un­ began yesterday with two for­ Top-eight seed Sweet Scotty make a run at the Final Four, said. “We feel we’re ready to go derwear. feits and two shellackings. P. and the Dwarfs made its most of its points will probably to the Final Four now that we “ I used to be a pitcher in the Winning Isn’t Everything lived Bookstore Basketball debut on come inside. Besides Paddock, have our first win under our Baltimore Oriole farm system,” up to its philosophy by losing Stepan Courts yesterday, but who is 6-9, Sweet Scotty P. belts. As for Ad works, bring joked Mike Murray of Palmer’s 21-0 to Rebels With a Cause, was forced to struggle to a 21- boasts three players who are 6- them on, we’re ready for the Boys. “ We were hoping to fly while Grubs beat Team Number 16 win over UNLV as its 4 and one who is 6-3. best teams in this tournament.” Jim in if we made it to the final 65 by a score of 21-2. biggest star was missing from “Our whole offense will re­ Top 32 seed Just C hillin’ had 16, but it wasn’t meant to be.” the lineup. volve around, Paddock, obvi­ a difficult time against The Although Palmer’s Boys kept Five Sistahs Tired of These ously,” Falkenberg said. Beaver Cleavers yesterday, but the game close all the way, Fools Trying to be Men won by Scott Paddock, a former cen­ “Today, though, the key was managed to record a 21-14 Mom Always Said managed to forfeit over Muffet McGraw’s ter for Notre Dame, missed his the outside shooting of Phil win. Just Chillin’ was playing squeak out a 21-19 victory. Dream Team, while T&A first Bookstore game because Rauen.” without 6-6 center Kevin Rule, Palmer’s Boy Tim Garrity said missed a chance to strut its he went to Chicago to see the Rauen led Sweet Scotty P. so 6-3 Ray Griggs and 6-3 Rick that he hoped the shock of stuff, but still won when Court Bulls play the Boston Celtics. with eight points. McGillicuddy took charge inside playing a team in dressed in Clodhoppers did not show. Roommate Mike Messaglia Five Vermin Who Have Yet to and scored seven points each. briefs would hurt his opponents The Screaming Midgets From filled in for Paddock, but didn’t See the Second Round won its “We have to play better than in the beginning, but when Mom Hell will make a final take a shot in the contest. first Bookstore game after we did today to continue ad­ Always Said scored the first Bookstore appearance at 5:30 “They were pretty quick, but three years of disappointment vancing,” said Dave Clar of Just three baskets of the game, on Stepan 7 today against the weather hurt us, too,” by a score of 21-14 over Acta Chillin’. “We need to do some Palmer’s Boys realized that the Doggie Angst. The Midgets will Sweet Scotty P.’s Marty Sanctorum. Five Vermin’s practicing after we get our scare tactic wouldn’t work. try to improve a career record Falkenberg said of his squad’s Kevin Corazon said that he was whole team back together.” “It (the lack of clothing) in­ which stands at 1-3 after three first round opponents. “They glad to finally win because his Perhaps the most unusual creased our aerodynamic style years of Bookstore action, played a tight zone on us, but team had been unfortunate game of the day featured of play,” added Greg Knapp, needs to make some connec­ we were eventually able to get it enough to meet up with a Palmer’s Boys, who braved the “but we lost because of exces- tions. ND men beat Notre Dame discusses Michigan, first CFA football postseason time in 30 years Special to The Observer Imagine a system in which ANN ARBOR, Mich. - The Notre Dame would not be at Notre Dame men’s tennis team the mercy of sports reporters I ended a 30-year drought in being named national cham­ Tuesday by defeating Michigan pion. Imagine that, instead of 6-0 for the first time since the playing teams that are not nec­ 1960 season. essarily contenders for No. 1 in The Wolverines had topped bowls named after citrus fruits, the Irish 16 times since Notre Notre Dame could play the Dame’s 5-4 win 30 years ago. team with the most legitimate Scott Brutocao Notre Dame’s number-one claim to the national champi­ Irish Items player, sophomore David onship. Fantasy? Probably. Tradition DiLucia, ranked 26th in this week’s Volvo Tennis/Collegiate alone might prohibit this dream situation from ever happening. But there has been some dis­ rankings, defeated Michigan’s David Kass 6-4, 0-6, 6-4 to cussion among the football elite along these lines. At the Collegiate Football Association’s annual meeting spark the Irish win. Kass came last June, there was enough interest in the postseason cham­ into the match as the nation’s 17th rated player. pionship to have a committee formed to study the bowl structure and determine if there could be improvements Notre Dame swept the re­ made in its execution. The prospect of a national champi­ maining singles’ matches in onship game was included in the items of discussion for this straight sets. Walter Dolhare downed Scott group. And thus the CFA Postseason Review Committee was born. Cuppett 7-6, 6-2 at No. 2, Notre Dame’s own Dick Rosenthal was a member of this Chuck Coleman edged Mitch eight-member junta, which also included Georgia’s Vince Rubenstein 6-4, 6-4 at No. 3, Dooley and John Clune from Air Force, both outspoken crit­ Mark Schmidt beat Terry ics of the recent Irish-NBC football package. Presumably London 6-4, 6-1 at No. 4, Andy they put all grudges aside to gather together in brotherly Zurcher got past Jon Karzen 7- unity to discuss the best interests of collegiate football. 5, 6-3 at No. 5 and Ron Rosas The commission met during the football season to discuss a— defeated David Pierce 6-3, 6-1 at No. 6. various issues about the postseason system. To indicate that _ these members were not a radical band of bowl flag-burn- Notre Dame, ranked 17th in ers, they decided that a 16-team playoff system introduced the nation in this week’s Volvo at the June meeting was too “ambitious.” Tennis/Collegiate rankings, will “The process was one of the constructive kind of review of host Ohio State at 1 p.m. postseason football,” said Rosenthal. “We were there to de­ Sunday at Courtney Tennis Center. termine what could be done on the part of schools and on the part of the bowls. The meeting was discussionary in na­ ■BBSs In related news, the Irish ture.” , The Observer / L A. Scott number-one doubles team of DiLucia and Coleman moved up see CFA / page 16 The ND men’s tennis team achieved a new distinction yesterday. For four places to eighth in this the first time since 1960, they defeated Michigan. week’s rankings.