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Wednesday Mostly sunny; highs in low sos

• Financial Aid Marshall's 'progressive' billing Night of the Iguana means less paperwork for all

By Liu R. Thacker Reporter New system Students getting financial aid will A financial aid bllllng sys­ now receive tuition bills showing their tem for the spring semes­ financial aid instead ofseparate vouch­ ers. ter condenses the tuition "I think this is one of the more pro­ blll and flnanclal aid gressive steps that we have been able to voucher Into one statement. accomplish," said Dr. Ed Miller, direc­ The process wlll cut mall­ tor offinancial aid. The new billing system is being used Ing costs and paperwork for the spring semester of 1994. for students and the uni­ Federal loans and bank loans will be versity. shown on the new bills while university controlled loans will not be shown. Miller said financial aid, such as a studentshavesignedapromissorynote Pell grant, that is finalized and avail- · and participated in an entrance inter­ able will be applied directly against the view. · charges. The new billing system cuts down on He said aid, such as a Stafford loan, mailings. In the past, when students that has been finalized but is not yet interacted with the bursar's office, they available will be shown as a memo item got a new bill that resulted in three and will reduce the balance shown. different mailings. Phcllo br R. Morton Boyd Miller reminds students that these Miller said with the new system, A student works on a project at sam•s Iguana Club on Fourth Avenue. types ofloans are notfinalized until the students will only receive one bill. money is received, the recipient's eligi- Miller said ifthe balance on the bill bility reviewed and the check endorsed is zero, students don't have anything - if necessary. left. to pay and, ifa negative balance is New bar offers The third type of financial aid are shown, students get that amount of university controlled loans such as money back. Perkins loans. "If the students perceive a problem, Miller said these types of financial they should contact the financial aid aid will not be noted on the bill until office," Miller said. soap and 'suds' By Brandl Kidd The unusual name of the estab­ • Textbooks Reporter lishment is the product ofa two-year old and a former skate shop. Live reptiles, washers, dryers and The building used to be the Iguana Bucks for your used books alcohol have all been incorporated Skate Shop, and owner Scott Miller's into Sam's Iguana Club, Hunting­ two-year old son is named Sam, thus By Lisa R. Thacker the book is in good con­ ton's latest trend in bars. the name Sam's Iguana Club was Reporter "I think that they are dition. The bar offers students a place to born. cheating us in that we Once the shelves are air their dirty laundry and drown Gelting said since it opened over a filled, the bookstore their sorrows. month ago, the bar has had very good Mashall Bookstore pay $60 for a book to will stay open longer will continue to buy The "suds and duds" trademark of business. and open more sites sell It back to the book­ some books to sell to other college towns, featuring a bar "Business picked up quicker than this semester to accom­ store for $20." wholesalers. with the convenience of a laundro­ we thought. modate students who However, Vance mat in one location, has been estab­ "We anticipate getting busier when want to sell back their Tina Anteman said 40 percent of lished in Huntington. the washers and dryers are hooked textbooks. Culloden freshman books bought cannot Although the idea of a pub and a up," he said. Books can be sold be sold back and the laundromat may not be unique, the Marshall students have a mixed back in the Twin Tow- biggest reason is that presence oflive iguanas in the bar is. response to the concept of taking ers cafeteria Dec. 13 - Dec. 17 during classes aren't offered consistently. The iguanas will be housed in glass their dirty laundry with them when "I think that they are cheating us in normal business hours. cases behind the bar. they go out to a bar. $60 Buying and selling textbooks has be­ that we pay for a book to sell itback Manager GregGeltingsaid the idea "Sam's Iguana Club is a really fun to the bookstore for $20. '11len they come big business on college campuses. for the bar/laundromat was derived place," said Elaine Faraclas, New "Books go out of usage quickly," said resale the book for $45,- said Tina An­ Jersey senior. teman, Culloden freshman. from other college towns. Joe Vance, manager of the Marshall "We got idea of 'suds and duds' •1 think it's a good idea because you bookstore. "They are making almost twice the can do your laundry and get a drink profit and once again the students give from other colleges, but basically, we Books are bought back for two rea­ while you wait." blood, sweat and lots of money and wanted to provide a service to the sons: books for stock and books sold to •1t1s a nice atmosphere, but it's a wholesalers, he said getting little in return," she said. students: Gelting said. •1 think you are better off to sell your •one ofthe hardest things to find little smaller than other clubs." Jen­ Many publishers offer a selling price ny Miller, Lincoln County junior, for new textbooks but an dealers sell books to your friends," David Phillips, in this town is a laundromat, and the textbooks at the same price said Craigsville senior, said this gives students who don't have said Vance. "This allows you to receive more mon­ access to waahen and dryers a place Vance said used books are priced at ey, and allows friends to buy books at a to do their laundry," he said. -Plea9e w CLUB, page & 75 percent of the new price as long as cheaper price.• COB graduates required to take national diagnostic exit examination

By Tracy M. Gibson This national exam is purely diag­ tal. Kent said the COB wanted to pilot the exam for December graduates, but &porter nostic, Kent said •it will have nothing The exam will allow the COB to aBSes to do with if whether you graduate or its strengths and weaknesses, which is the exam probably won't be ready in Students graduating from the Col- whether you don't, it will have abso­ part of the schoofs accreditation plan. time. lege of Business will be expected to lutely no bearing on any class scores.• "The purpose ofthe examination is to It may be spring when the test is first take an exit examination before they Theexamwillconsistoftwentyques­ let us know how students stack up with administered. . can graduate, said Dr. Calvin A. Kent, . tions from each buaine11 concentra­ other students in business schools Students who must take the exam dean ofthe College ofBuaineaa. tion; appromnate)y 100 questions to- across the counby," Kent said. will be notified of the exam dates. THE PARTHENON 2 WEDNESDAY, DEC. 1, 19 95 This & that

FOi ILIGt Bulls star No wham, 8lam gets boxed in again 00 blocks traded thanks to Peart Jam CHICAGO (AP) -Michael BOULDER, Colo. (AP) - Jordan is appearing for a for clipped locks Eddie Vedder says the body record 12th time on the cover slam is all right with Pearl ofWheaties cereal boxes. HOUSTON CAP) - A Jam. The singer blasted Univer­ The former Chicago Bulls Justice of the peace has superstar has appeared on sity of Colorado officials for Wheaties boxes nine times by taken the law by the canceling a Pearl Jam himself and three times with scruff of the neck. concert because they feared other Bulls players. '.l'ony Polumbo, w.ho injuries from the frenetic slam-dancing. Jordan, 30, surprised the ...,,.. a Hams County sports world with his The band wanted security retirement Oct. 6 precinct, offers teen-age guards to stay out of the way after nine seasons offenders a break on their as people danced in front of in the NBA He Mntencea If they cut their the stage. led Chicago to "They just don't belong three straight long locks. there," Vedder said of the championship "The purpoM la to give guards. titles. these kids a different The school canceled Sunday night's concert, the mind-set or Image, try to last of three sold-out shows. Scent of get them away from the Shal~eapeae subculture and Into the Support heats up mainstream again," for L.A. firefighters STAMFORD, Polumbo said. "About 80 trat Conn. (AP) - Al LOS ANGELES (AP) - dces Pacino said he's percent accept my offer." Gary Busey helped introduce willing to visit class­ One who refused had no special license plates honor­ rooms to teach qualms about It. ing firefighters. ... be Shakespeare if it would The actor wanted to the spark interest among high "It looks better long this first to get one of the licenses school students. way," said a 18-year-old because his Malibu home was "I was fortunate enough to gang member sentenced saved by firefighters during be exposed to it at a fairly to 144 community service recent wildfires. young age and you know, in an The plates, featuring a exciting way," he said. hours for disorderly con­ firefighter and flames, cost "The hope is that maybe it duct at school. $50 to buy and $40 to renew could encourage people toward each year. Money from the Shakespeare in general," sale of the plates will go to Pacino said. the state Fire and Arson Fund. BuyaMadntosh now and you can organize your time, strai teh out your finances or go comple ly · ·c.

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THE PARTHENON 3 WEDNESDAY,DEC.l, 1993 Clinton Clinton recruits AIDS experts approves Part of new attack on 8tq b·iggest killer .1.. i1fi!1)l Brady bill WASHlNGTON (AP)-The remarks. 'AIDS is the No. 1 killer of WASHINGTON (AP) - As Clinton administration is re­ "It Is time to refoculf cruiting top AIDS experts from and re-energize our American men aged 25 to 44 James Brady turned in his and the eighth-biggest killer wheelchair to watch, President government, industry and academia for a new effort to minds for a concerted overall. Clinton signed into law the attack on this klller." The federal Centers for Dis­ most sweeping handgun con­ speed the discovery ofdrugs to stop the epidemic that is kill­ ease Control and Prevention trol bill in .a quarter century estimates 1 million to 1.5 mil­ Tuesday. "Americans are fi­ ing 92 Americans daily. Donna Shalala "It is til'lle to refocus and re­ lion Americans have been in­ nally fed up with violence," the Health and Human fected by the virus that causes ::r · es mans oc . roa s president declared. energize our best minds for a concerted attack on this killer,'' Services secretary AIDS. Some 339,250 Ameri­ Cheers and applause erupted cans have gotten full-blown in the East Room as Clinton Health and Human Services Secretary Donna Shalala said AIDS and 60percent-204,390 signed the long-fought bill be­ - had died as of Sept. 30. fore an audience oflaw enforce­ Tuesday while announcing a National Task Force on AIDS member panel, which will in­ Only three antiviral drugs ment officials, mayors, gover­ clude members from AIDS-af­ have been approved for pa­ nors, members ofCongress, and Drug Development. The health secretary un­ fected communities as well as tients with the human immu­ families who have lost rela­ researchers. Shalala will se­ nodeficiency virus: AZT, DOI tives to gun violence. veiled the initiative at the Na­ tional Institutes of Health in lect the 14 others later. and ddc. None can stop the The new law will require a The task force will have "a disease from following its fatal five-day waiting period and Bethesda, Md., on the eve of World AIDS Day. clear and critical mission: to course. background check on handgun identify and remove any barri­ The virus is usually spread buyers when it takes effect in Dr. Philip R. Lee, assistant secretary for health and head ers or obstacles to developing through contact with blood or 90 days. It was named for effective treatment," said the with semen from infected Brady, the White House press of the Public Health Service, iil!D~X health secretary in prepared people. secretary who was gravely was named to chair the 15- wounded and left disabled in :;•::'.Fir~:i:i~y:..•ih ·in1 .a.l the 1981 assassination attempt against then-President Negotiations collapse between :·:"'right~ grbup · Reagan. It was the first major gun CH.ICAGO (AP)~ An bill since 1968 when Congress Bosnia and Serbia in Geneva

·(' ~ Speech_is free for bigots too

-., The luur. College hate-speech poll­ cln violate students' fr• speech rights.

All this fuss'"over five word's said to five women. "Shut up, you water buffalo" was the statement that prompted five black sorority sisters at the Uni­ yersity ofPenn~ylvania to call campus police, charg­ ing that the statement was racist. Eden JacoJ?.owitz, an Israeli-born freshman, sparked the controversy last January when he shout­ ed those words, trying to quiet the women, who were talking outside his dorm room. Jacobowitz, an Orthodox Jew, said the statement is a translation for the Hebrew "behemah," slang for "fool" or "dummy." However, he was charged with racial harassment undertheuniversityshate-speech policy and threat­ ened with suspension. The outgoing president of the university was crit­ icized for failing to defend free speech rights. Eventually, the charges and the hate-speech policy were dropped. Penn now has a vague code that says "community standards ofconduct" and "informal conflict resolu­ tion" will govern disputes. letters Other hate speech policies still exist at the Univer­ sity of Michigan and the University of Wisconsin. So the question still remains: Has political cor­ Columnist shows Rude fans ruin rectness gone too far? We say yes. bias i' t9Hglon The Parthenon encourages Herd football game Policies to prohibit slurs against minorities, wom­ letters to the editor o.n topics . en and gays are meant to control , sexism and To the editor. . . of interest to the Marshall To the editor: gay bashing. . community. I, am one of those citizens who But while policy makers are trying to be socially In a· couple columns, Michael Letters should be typed and too, responsible, they are violating the First Amend­ Tomblyn has disclosed an unspec­ hav~·.n.ever written a letter to the must have name, class rank, , editor-of a newspaper. However, af­ ment. ified, but severe hostility towards IJ,ome city and phone number Roman Catholicism. .ter witnessing the conduct of many Although he denies it, Jacobowitz's statement for verification. They should Thundering Herd "fans" at the might have been a racial slur. Even so, he should not I would like to use this observa­ tion to say that today there is a not be longer than 250 words. Marshall University vs. Western have been threatened with punishment. Letters Carolina University game, is wrong, but people should not be told great historical opportunity for the study ofreligion and forinter­ The Parthenon I felt compelled to break my si­ what they can and cannot say. 311 Smith Hall lence and write to you. To remain Education and are the answers religious dialogue. The contem­ porary situation of religious and Hunti1111fon, W.Va. 25765 silent would be to condone such un­ to prejudice, not regulations on speech imposed by cultural pluralism, as well as sec­ sportsmanlike conduct. The behav­ government bodies. ularization and modem disbelief found only within one religious . ior to which I am referring is the True, people tossing out insults should "'shut up," in religious teachings, calls for a tradition? All religions? None? If jeering that took place toward the in the words 'ofJacobowitz. critical, honest and open study of one believes one's own religion is home team. I tend to question the Butjust as bigots hurt the people they criticize, so the nature, role and meaning of the path to truth, does that auto­ intelligence ofpeople who will open­ do the censors when they try to gag free speech. religion and religions. matically and necessarily mean ly abuse a team of college students Electronic communications, no other religious paths lead to who are trying to defend their na­ travel, texts in translation and truth? tional title. the comparative study ofreligion Overcoming religious prejudice Let me begin by defining the term have made access to the main or lack of knowledge or wisdom "fan." According to Webster, a "fan" religions of the world available requires taking the risk that one is an enthusiastic devotee (as of a for observation and study as nev­ may need to unlearn things and sport), usually a spectator. Further, er before in history. may be changed in unexpected a "devotee" is defined as an ardent Parthenon Religious prejudice or bigotry ways by the experience ... follower, supporter, or enthusiast. I is often based upon ignorance, feel the behavior exemplified by Volume 106 Number 45 Thus, important qualities for • arrogance, misunderstandings, a dialogue among religions and for these spectators was both rude and negative personal experience the study ofreligion and religions inappropriate. In addition their be­ ~e Parthenon , Marshall University's newspaper, is which is then generalized, as­ are compassion, humor, humility havior did not conform to that of a published by students Tuesday through Friday during sumptions, biased perspectives, in the quest for truth and in the fan, supporter, or devotee. True, er­ the fall and spring semesters. etc. And the practical, human face ofmystery, courage, honesty, rors were made, but I honestly do Responsibility for news and editorial content lies not subscribe to the notion that the solely with the editor. consequences ofsuch bigotry and openness, critical thought and ignorance can be enormously de­ awareness ofone's biases, presup­ defending NCAA I-AA national structive. positions and perspective. champions were intentionally try­ Missy Rake ...... Editor I would like to suggest some The Religious Studies Depart­ ing to blow their chance at making Brad McElhlnny ...... Managing Editor questions one can ask oneselfcon­ ment does offer opportunities to the playoffs. Andrea Bond ...... News Editor cerning religion in general and learn more about religions. Per­ As a Marshall student, I have fol­ MaurNn Johnson ...... Assistant News Editor any particular religion. What is haps our campus can become a lowed the Herd religiously for the Mark Truby ...... Sports Editor one's present knowledge of__ ? last few years. I have been to every Tracy Mallett ...... LHestyles Editor fertile place for religious dialogue From what sources has this to the diminishment of religious game (both home and away) this Morton Boyd ...... Photo Editor season and do not recall seeing any Debra Belluomlnl ...... -. .. Advlaer knowledge come? Is that knowl­ bigotry, hatred and ignorance. It Michael A. Frlel ...... Production supervisor edge accurate and is one's under­ is one of the great opportunities of these "fans" at those games. I feel Doug JonH ...... Advertising Manager standing unbiased and fair? when people from various religious that I and many other loyal fans How easy or difficult is it to traditions encounter each other. were misrepresented at this partic­ ular game. Personally, I am proud of Wednesday, Dec. 1, 1993 really understand a religion of Thank you. which one is not a member? Or a the Herd and its accomplishments. 311 Smith Hall religion to which one belongs? Is Dr. Alan Altany Huntington, W.Va. 25755 one open t new perspectives and assistant professor DougCron ideas? If not, why not? Is truth of religious studies Huntington senior THE-PARTHENON 5 WEDNESDAY, DEC.I, 1993 Gilley should looki:ba:ck ·flirst

Two days ago, our fearless - lieve that not 'power than JJchool with most students driv­ captain commandeered page even Tim­ . the computers ing from their nearby child­ one of The Herald Dispatch's' buk3 'has a on campus? hood homes. Yet for weeks this Forum section with the begin­ pair ofshades Pascal should fall, more than a few students ning ofa massive PRcampaign strong be the name of found themselves living five or explaining how Marshall is ,enough, for a . program­ sHt to a non-room in dormitory leading the area into the year such a bright ming lan­ study areas. Ofcourse, all uni­ - 2000 and the "Information futur~; .how'- ' guage, not the versities do this, figuring that Age." Sporting his trademark ever, a closer_ MICHAEL TOMBLYN creator of the many students will move from spiffy tie and slick-as-a-whis­ loo~ at what network sys­ the dorms into frat houses and tle hairdo, J. Wade Gilley Poppa said is COLUMNIST tem. apartments during the first reached out to the people ofthe instructive. Continuing month or so of school. Tri-State, "envisioninga bright The big news around cam­ with cutting-edge technology, The current policy allows for future for Marshall." Listen­ pus is the proposed library, Marshall hopes to soon intro­ full dorm capacity even after ing to The Man, ~:me might be- whicli' will hold "more than duce a phone registration sys- this flight. Yet where does Dr. 200,000 volumes." The new . tern. Last week I kept my Silley expect these 500 or 600 building is to be erected'. follow­ friends in stitches with possi­ international students to live? ing destruction of Northcott · ble nightmare scenarios, but IfMarshall ever hopes to move P-arth--·" Hall. Now, I think this is a the impending implementa­ from a mere regional to a na­ great idea, for Morrow Library, tion ofthis system is no laugh­ tional institution of higher after Memorial Student Cen­ ing matter. While there is not learning, it must act like one. ClaSSlfieds ter, is the most inadequate enough space here to explain Dr. Gilley bragged about .the building on campus. Add to this thet.ninefieldofprobablefoul- · new library, expansion ofMar­ SPRING BREAK '94; Cancun, the forethought (better late than ups, suffice it to say that the shall Stadium and the Fine Bahamas, Jamaica, Florida and never?) ofthe MU wonks to build Keystone Kops could perform Arts center, and construction Padre! 110% lowest pric·e guar­ the new library with the ability as admirably. of the ambulatory care center 2 BR furnished apt., central heat antee! ,Organize 15 friends and your trip Is free! (800) 328-SAVE. to easily expand later, and it all Of course, while this phone for the medical school (at least and air; no pets, no smoking. Off­ seems too good to be true. registration was dreamed up this one is of absolute necessi­ street parking. $450 + damage by Franz Kafka himself, J . ty for Huntington), but what deposit. Utilities included. 328 AA CRUISE & travel jobs. Earn But then II Duce ruined the West 11th Ave. Call 525-6222. $2,500/mo. + travel the world mirage by claiming that con­ Wade was kind enough to about a new dorm? Marshall free! (Caribbean, Europe, Hawaii, struction of the library will sin­ leave us with one greater guf­ needs one for these interna­ FURN.APT. for rent. Clean, quiet, Asia!) Cruise lines now hiring for glehandedly "propel Marshall faw. "We want to attract 500 tional students and just be­ three rooms + bath. Parking + busy holiday, spring and summer forward into the Information or600intemational students.n cause the dorms basically suck security. Fifih Avenue. $340/mo. seasons. "Listing Service"! Call ·Age." He also crows that "Every As an alumnus of one ofthe as they are now. Until quality­ (919) 929-4398. Call 529-4228. dormitory now has a computer nation's most international of-life issues, such as living EXTRAINCOME'93-Earn$200- lab." While I may have been universities, this sounds great areas, are tackled on this cam­ $500 weekly mailing 1993 travel spoiled during my four years at to me on the surface. Howev­ pus, the library and stadium brochures. For more lnfonnatlon, Carnegie Mellon, the "technolo- er, one small point seems to must take a back seat. Right 1970 CAMARO: Completely re­ send a self-addressed stamped . gy" offered to the students at have escaped our esteemed now, Gilley is just Wading. He stored. Too many new parts to envelope to: Travel Inc. P.O. Box Marshall is nothing short ofJu­ president in his quest for real­ must now choose whether Mar­ list. $4,000 Invested. Asking 2290, Miami, A.. 33261. rassic. 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BEACH SPRING break promoter. Small or large groups. Free trips and cash. Call CMI at 1-800-423- XEROX COPY machine users - 5264. Cash up to $15 for empty OPC cartridges. Also buy empty laser CRUISE JOBS: Students needed! printer cartridges. Call RENT-A­ Earn upto $2,00o+/mo. working CARTRIDGE at 886-8865. for cruise ships or land-tour com­ panies. World travel. Summer and LOST - MAN'S class ring. Sliver full-time employment available. with blue stone. Possibly lost in No experience necessary. For Science Building. Reward. Call more information, call: (206) 634- 824-5847. If no answer, leave 0468 ext. C5346. message. THE P·ARTHENON 6 WEDNESDAY,DEC.1, 1993

'.• . • CLuas ~-- Calvin a~d Hobbes by Bill Watterson From page 1 "I'm just not sure the concept of GREAT.' JUST GRE~T.' I-IOW ti.ti\ l ~OUR t-110\'-,\ {31.JT NO'« 5\-\E.'S tv'\fl...K\I'\~ Mt. ESP~C.\P..U..'< S\~CE. '{CAJ''IE doing laundry goes with the bar MOM LETS !JS ST}._'{ \J? SV~POS£.t;> 1b St..'{<:, '{00 ' VO"' R\JSl-\t..0, SU?S\-\0\) JOB.' V5ED ·~P 15 Ml~UT'E.S scene." · HALF AN ~OUR LONGER 00 A. GOOt) Wt..'3,E.t> 1\-IE I'll 1-1/1..~£. Tu COt-\~RO~l5£ C0\-1\?lt\\~l~G fi..BO\lT \T. Gelting said the employees wa:a1t to lb F\N\S\-1 Tl-\15 P/\P£.R. JOB IN. so· WI-\OLE TI-\E Q\JA.L\1'{ .' I 't-JON°1 stay away from the usual bar scene in , LITTLE. TIME ?.1 E%.NING . GET n\£. ·-,._· I \l~R'IE. ! Huntington and concentrate more on \ providing a relaxed atmosphere to ~------their customers. People want a place where they i/4-t_ ,IM can go and feel comfortable, he said. '- ! - "Sam's Iguana Club should be a ~' -- - '>. place where people can come in to relax and have a drink without wor­

rying about fights and other prob­ /Z·I lems. ~ "Everyone is really friendly and so far, we haven't had any problems at THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON One Brick Shy all," Gelting said. Sam's Iguana Club is located at 13544thAvenue. When the laundro­ mat is completed, it will be open daily from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. · The }»lr is open for lunch at 11 a.m. and closes at 3 a.m. Breaking" rules works for actor NEW YORK (AP) - It has taken Hurne Cronyn 62 years to confront that eternal verity ofthe actor's craft: Never work with children. Or ani­ mals. Especi~lly animals. Perhaps Cronyn was lulled into a false sense of security. After all, he won an Emmy for his work with young Fred Savage ("a very, very'intelligent young actor," said Cronyn) in a TV film called "Christmas on Division Street."_. . And then there was ... Crystal, his current co-star, a 2-year-old Austra­ "Good Heavens, Arthur! I thought you said lian shepherd dog and the title char­ the bride's father ran a Buddhist colony!" acter of "To Dance with the White Dog," which airs Sunday on CBS. The program opens the 43rd sea­ son of "Hallmark Hall of Fame" spe- You thought we'd never say it. We still might not. cials. "You don't get very many stories UIIIIIMl, ...... ,,, ~_.. - like To Dance with the White Dog' because it's a gentle story," Cronyn RESIRYE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS said. "No shoot-em-ups. No rapes. No violence. No car chases."

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T H E PART HEN O N 7 WE D N ES DAY , D E C EM B ER 1, 1 9 9 3 Lady Herd team member receives Harless award

By Bnndl Kidd Evans-Moore said. Reporter "Kim's teammates displayed their confidence in her as a Kimberly Kraft, Captain of leader when they elected her the Lady Herd Basketball as one of their captains for the team, was awarded the 1992- 1993-94 season, she said. 93 Buck Harless Student Ath­ "Her leadership abilities on lete Award for outstanding per­ the court also impressed the formance in academics and other Southern Conference athletics. coaches to the point that they The award is presented each selected her to the pre-season year to the student athlete who All Conference second team," displays exemplary dedication she said. in academic, athletic, and per­ In addition to being an out­ sonal development. standing athlete, Kraft makes Kraft will graduate in May, significant contributions to 1994 with a Bachelor of Arts Marshall and the community. degree in counseling. She has been on the Dean's :.:-:•:-:-:-:-:-:-:::::::::::::::::• :::-:-:::'.:::•::::,•:::-:-:-:-·-: She competed for the award list 5 out of 6 semesters at Kraft against nine athletes from Marshall, is active in Students other athletic teams at for Christ, and volunteers in student athlete program said Marshall. various community charities, receiving the Buck Harless Sarah Evans-Moore, Lady such as Branches, a domestic Award is a great honor. Herd head coach, said Kraft violence shelter and the Hun­ "The Buck Harless Award is was chosen for the award, be­ tington Autism Center. a very prestigious award for a cause she is "a truly special Kraft is often a guest speaker student athlete, because it Chief Justice Photos individual". in local schools, addressing is­ means that.he or she has been "She leads through her posi­ sues, such as women's sports, selected from the most out­ Las,t chanc,e for individual tive example both in the class­ personal goals, and dealing with a learning disability. standing representatives of room and when competing Marshall's athletic teams." and group shots. alongside her teammates," Donna Mauk, director of the TODAY Huntington to have bowl atmosphere By Mark Truby Dec. 15 • Wednesday: public for $30 per person. 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Reporter to a sold-out crowd of 12,000 at molestation. Janet's mood "MissYouMuch,""Throb,"and Heartache and loss, reflected Cincinnati's Riverfront Stadi­ seemed to match the serious­ "Alright" each got the crowd in beautiful blue lights and slow The chairwoman of the um despite scandalous accusa­ ness of the situation all night­ moving, and looked good in melodies seemed to connect student conduct and wel­ tions conceming her brother never quite letting go, and tak­ person, proving that live isjust with the audience. fare committee said her Michael. ing the entire show seriously, as good as videotape. -rotythm Nation," done again group is a student advo­ even in the more humorous Theonlycomplaintonecould in military style black outfits, cacy committee - its job moments. fault Jackson for was a lack of seemed to be even more appro­ focuses on students' con­ AREVIEW The fast pace of"Nasty" and a central message (or messag­ priate today than when the cerns. "What Have You Done For Me es for that matter) throughout song was at the top of the "We evaluate any mat­ The stage, covered in white Lately" were present, although the show. Each number was charts. ter that deals with :Stu­ dropcloths and illuminated arranged differently to present overpoweringly visual, but not But,"This Time" stole the dent conduct or student with blue and purple lights, a new attitude for the nineties. necessarily cerebral. The ma­ show. This song had enough well-being," chairwoman provided no hint for what the She also slowed the show down jority ofsongs had little to say, political content to make up for Drema Stringer said, crowd should expect. As the anything missing from fast "and we try to make ap­ lights went down, and the back­ numbers. A wife-beating, propriate recommenda­ up dancers took to the stage cheating lover descends into tions that will be most strobe lightsflickered ata head­ Janet Jackson mixed excellent music, In­ hell as Jackson, dressed as an beneficial to the student." ache inducing pace. credible special effects and carefully emerald-cloaked goddess, Stringer said recom­ A twin explosion of fire and matched choreography to open her world watches. Gothic themes re­ mendations come from sound rocked the auditorium, tour before a sold-out crowd of 12,000. sounded throughout the piece, members on the commit­ and the stage was immersed in with "monks" carrying torches tee and from different de­ a white-hot glow. as the man crossed over into partments on campus. Min Jackson had arrived. Jackson's version of the river "We receive recommen­ Moving quickly into her hit for several of her slow hits, and seemed like window dress­ Styx. The best moments of the dations on things we song"lf',Janet'schoreography including "Come back to Me" ing for the bigger numbers in show came when Jackson had should discuss," she said. carefully matched that of her and "Let's Wait Awhile." the show. something to say. "We then try to come up video; which was chock full of Jackson retumed onstage The music was excellent, the If Jackson begins to realize with the solution for it, the famous everybody-at-the- dressed as a clown queen of special effects were incredible, the rest ~f her messages with formulate it, and send it ---sam~e dancing which the hearts tending her subjects, the dancing was down perfect, the same fervor and power as to the faculty senate for Jacksons' have become famous mimicking her video of "Esca­ but it left you thinking, "What "This Time,• then she will con­ approval." for. pade." A giant clown head was she trying to say'r' tinue to be a powerful force in Stringer said apropos­ At times, certain elements of reared itselfin the background, Thankfully, "Again," the entertainment industry. al was recommended for the - show seemed as over­ and a camival of dancers pa­ "Rhythm Nation," and "This Overall, the show was noth­ their next meeting on whelming. Thebainge ofcolor raded around Jack.son in a bar­ Time" provided the message ing short ofexcellent. Jackson health insurance and ac­ and sound was always on the rage ofquick, lithe movements Janet seemed to he tryihg to gave the crowd what they want­ cident insurance for stu­ edgec,&werwhelmingtheview­ clearly designed to impress. convey, and proved that she ed, and seemed to hint that dents. e_rs• ey~and·ean, yet·n1Wer Without a doubt, the entire didhave a message-it was just janet. was only the glimpse of "One of our members quite stepping over that edge. emphasis was on the choreog- presented in a disjointed fash- things to come. suggested that, as she un­ derstands it, students who are involved in ex­ tra-curricular activities Fund-raiser targets students, alumni on campus are not cov­ ered," she said, "and the By Lisa & Thacker Sunday from 3 to 7 p.m. Students go through train­ university assumes no li­ Reporter Welty said the students will ing before manning the phones. ability." be scheduled depending on Weltysaidafour-hourtrain­ Stringer said the com­ On Jan.16,1994, 50 Marshall their availability. ing session is provided. mittee will not meet until students will be looking for a She said the donations are She said during the training next semester and that is handout. used for such items as scholar­ session, the group talks about when the proposal will get The students will be partici­ ships, library support, faculty Marshall, annual fund-raising, some discussion. pating in the phone-a-thon, an support, and honors program. telemarketing skills, telephone The committee has annual fund-raiser. Welty said the phone-a-thon skills and role-playing. . worked on some impor­ Sue Welty, director ofdevel­ helps Marshall raise the dol­ Last year's workers talk tant issues for the stu­ opment, said the phone-a-thon lars needed to support the pro­ about their phone-a-thon ex­ dents this semester, she periences. is an "opportunity for students grams not funded by the state. said. to earn extra money, to talk Donors are segmented into "It was fun because I got to several different groups such · be friends with people I nor­ But, for the committee with alumni throughout the this semester, it has been United States and provides as new donors and repeat do­ mally wouldn't have met," said them the opportunity to learn nors. Brook Metheny, Charleston slow, Stringer added. telemarketing skills.• Welty said each call is per­ sophomore. "Sometimes there's The phone-a-thon will last sonalized depending on the "I would encourage anyone kind ofa fine line between for eight weeks until March donor. who is interested in learning what we should do and 10,1994. Students will be paid She said the workers "have a telemarketing skills and who w~=.t !lnother committee $4.25 an hour. The students script but we encourage the enjoys talking with alumni has already been set up to will work three nights a week students to be themselves and about Marshall to call me about do," she said. from 6 to 10 p.m. and every have fun.• the phone-a-thon," Welty said. FAST ITALIAN THAT NEVER FAILS YOU.

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