CREATED BY Vince Gilligan
EPISODE 2.08
Badger's arrest forces Walt and Jesse into league with a shady lawyer.
WRITTEN BY: Peter Gould
DIRECTED BY: Terry McDonough
ORIGINAL BROADCAST: April 26, 2009
NOTE: This is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio, with time-code reference, provided without cost by 8FLiX.com for your entertainment, convenience, and study. This version may not be exactly as written in the original script; however, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. MAIN EPISODE CAST
Bryan Cranston ... Walter White Anna Gunn ... Skyler White Aaron Paul ... Jesse Pinkman Dean Norris ... Hank Schrader Betsy Brandt ... Marie Schrader RJ Mitte ... Walter White, Jr. Bob Odenkirk ... Saul Goodman DJ Qualls ... Getz Krysten Ritter ... Jane Margolis Matt Jones ... Badger Steven Michael Quezada ... Steven Gomez Tina Parker ... Francesca Jimmy Daniels ... Jimmy in-'N-Out / James Edward Kilkelly Shenoah Allen ... Schlubby Guy #1 Drew Pollock ... Schlubby Guy #2 Casey Cerutti ... Hot Chick Cop
1 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,855 Hey.
2 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,151 You....
3 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,487 You selling?
4 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,240 I don't know what you're talking about.
5 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,700 Okay. That's cool.
6 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:40,207 I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling...
7 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,918 ...I could maybe do with a teenth.
8 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,506 You're kidding, right?
9 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,801 Dude, I so smell bacon.
10 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,303 What? What are you talking about?
11 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,180 Oh, gee, I don't know.
12 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,267 How about over there. That brown van.
13 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,602 That's yours, right?
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14 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,771 What brown van?
15 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,107 Parked all inconspicuous.
16 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,442 It's a cop van.
17 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,696 Yeah, another one right over there.
18 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,116 "Duke City Flowers"? Come on.
19 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,368 Can't you at least be original?
20 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,996 Dude, I just wanna get high.
21 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,456 A flower van.
22 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,751 You know what you should do is a garbage truck.
23 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,962 Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect...
24 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,756 ...but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck...
25 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,009 ...there's no way I'm seriously thinking...
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8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,554 ...that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck.
27 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,348 It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it.
28 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,767 Think about it, boys.
29 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,813 All right. I'm hitting it.
30 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,441 You dudes give up that easy?
31 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,693 I'm not a cop.
32 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,864 Then lift your shirt. Show me you're not wearing a wire.
33 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,075 All right, you know what?
34 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,078 Just to show you you're being an asshole.
35 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,372 I'm blinded by white.
36 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,624 Douchebag.
37 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,293 Come on. I was joking. Come on.
38 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,921 Don't walk away angry. Sit down. Come on.
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39 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,383 I mean, what are you complaining about?
40 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,844 You got abs, man. Kind of.
41 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,929 Whatever, dude.
42 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,848 I'm not even sure I wanna buy anymore.
43 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,726 I think you turned me off to the whole thing.
44 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,978 Come on. Don't be like that.
45 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:28,398 I just need you to prove it, you know?
46 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,108 Prove you're not a cop.
47 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,070 How the hell am I supposed to do that?
48 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,614 I don't know.
49 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:40,160 Hey, I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face.
50 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,120 Which dude?
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51 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,580 -That dude? -Yeah.
52 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,291 No way. He'd kick my ass.
53 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,794 True that.
54 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,464 This is so hard, you know?
55 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,761 I know.
56 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,805 It's simple.
57 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:04,434 If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you.
58 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,520 It's in the Constitution.
59 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,897 Constitution of America?
60 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,819 So go ahead and ask.
61 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,321 -You a cop? -No, no. Not like that.
62 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,657 Ask it, like, official.
63 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,493
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Are you a police officer?
64 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,539 No, I am not a police officer.
65 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,834 Okay, then. Hundred and seventy-five for a teenth.
66 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,837 The price is the price, yo.
67 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,968 All right.
68 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,329 There you go. Enjoy.
69 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,957 Thanks, man.
70 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,008 Albuquerque Police! You're under arrest! Get down on the ground!
71 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:22,721 Get on your stomach now! On your stomach. Get on the ground!
72 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,850 -Hold it right there. Don't move. -Stay down.
73 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:52,959 I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing.
74 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,087 I better call Saul.
75 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:02,636 I was out partying,
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY minding my own business....
76 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:07,599 -You are under arrest. -I better call Saul.
77 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,559 Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.
78 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,478 Did you know that you have rights?
79 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,105 The Constitution says you do. And so do I.
80 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,316 I believe that until proven guilty...
81 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,611 ...every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
82 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,822 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque.
83 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,073 Better call Saul.
84 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,367 Saul Goodman, attorney at law, 505-164-CALL.
85 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,620 That's 505-164-CALL.
86 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:34,000 I really need to get some furniture.
87 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,711 I suggest you start with a bed.
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88 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,717 God, I wish we could smoke in here.
89 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:46,263 -Well, you can't. -Yeah, no. I know.
90 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,515 I'm just saying.
91 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,727 Don't think I can't smell that weed.
92 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,813 You better seriously hope that airs out.
93 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,816 My dad will keep your security deposit.
94 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,279 He has a nose like a damn bloodhound.
95 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,114 Yeah?
96 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:08,577 Has he ever caught you?
97 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:13,331 Yeah. Many times.
98 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,209 Well, listen.
99 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:20,213 Since I already lost my deposit and all...
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 100 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:23,049 ...maybe we should light up.
101 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,597 No, thanks.
102 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,848 You sure?
103 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,768 Well, is it cool if I burn one?
104 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,271 Maybe you'll change your mind.
105 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,569 Do what you wanna do, I guess.
106 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,911 Hey. What'd I say?
107 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,954 Nothing.
108 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,166 I just have to go is all.
109 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,437 What's this?
110 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,773 My 18-month chip.
111 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,485 I'm in recovery.
112 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:29,324 And, you know, pot is like stepping stones.
113
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:35,830 Recovery? That's cool.
114 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,415 Right on.
115 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,793 I respect that.
116 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,796 You know, I don't really burn much anymore.
117 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,966 It's just a sometime thing.
118 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,220 But no more, like, in the house.
119 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,935 So you wanna go grab some dinner?
120 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,688 I could really go for some Chinese.
121 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,398 No, I better hit it.
122 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,776 We....
123 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,695 We cool?
124 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,825 Your satellite is on, by the way.
125 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,497 That screen is badass.
126
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,847 I just think it's asking a lot.
127 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,057 He knows it.
128 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,976 He's done nothing but apologize.
129 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,104 Is this gonna be every weekend now?
130 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,566 No. It's just the end of the quarter. You remember how that was.
131 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:49,362 But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side.
132 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,948 So when the laziest boy in the world wakes up...
133 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,117 ...tell him he better wash those sneakers.
134 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,368 And I said bye.
135 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,871 And tell him to let them air-dry this time.
136 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,707 I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer.
137 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,667 What?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 138 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,546 What, you don't even get casual Saturday?
139 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:07,839 I mean....
140 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,716 No, it's just you....
141 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,843 You look nice is all.
142 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,304 It's work, Walt. And everybody is gonna be there.
143 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,389 -Okay. -Okay.
144 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,059 Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?
145 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,727 Okay.
146 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,437 -Bye. -Bye.
147 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,869 Hi. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr.
148 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,413 Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you.
149 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:45,126 Skyler? Are you there? I don't know what to do.
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150 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,922 I.... I need to talk to you. I....
151 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:52,717 Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up?
152 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,102 Yesterday I got home and found him.
153 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,271 He didn't even tell me he was coming.
154 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:09,192 -A man was killed? -A Federale, right in front of him.
155 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:13,446 Three agents wounded, one lost his leg.
156 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:17,283 It's like what you hear about from Iraq or something.
157 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,286 -The IEDs. -Oh, Jesus.
158 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,331 I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez.
159 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,959 Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour.
160 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,420 Hank could win an Oscar. He's so damn breezy with the man.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 161 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,674 He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed.
162 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:38,763 And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone."
163 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,581 Baby, not now.
164 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,793 It's-- It's me, Hank. Sorry.
165 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,549 Hey, buddy. What's...?
166 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,342 What's up?
167 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,263 I just....
168 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,849 Do you mind if I....
169 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,938 So....
170 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,359 How you doing?
171 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,654 Oh, you know, lousy.
172 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,697 Montezuma's revenge, big time.
173 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:44,287 I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tinhorn.
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174 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,206 Better not get too close.
175 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,417 Well, I'll take my chances.
176 00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:01,429 I guess you heard about what happened down in Juárez?
177 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,807 Terrible.
178 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,102 What do you expect? Bunch of freaking animals.
179 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,938 It's like Apocalypse Now down there.
180 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:14,025 It's like Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle.
181 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:19,155 And my SAC in El Paso sends me home.
182 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,701 Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh?
183 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,913 You know, you don't put your second most senior man...
184 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,290 ...on the trail of those motherless bastards...
185
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,000 ...you send him home.
186 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,129 I was, you know, "He's out getting an evidence bag...
187 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,298 ...and so ends up without a scratch on him.
188 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,010 So must be something wrong with that picture, you know."
189 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,516 So are you home for good then?
190 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,978 No, no. It's....
191 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:54,065 Playing it by ear. To be determined.
192 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,405 Think you might wanna talk it through with somebody?
193 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,658 What, a shrink? No, no, no. Can't go down that road.
194 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,577 Start going down that road, kiss your career goodbye.
195 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:13,501 Or Marie. Or me, if you like.
196 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,886 You know, I don't know how to say this. I....
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 197 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,974 You know, the things I deal with...
198 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,395 ...you and me don't have much of a--
199 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,691 What you might call "an experiential overlap."
200 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,368 What if I told you we do?
201 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:59,339 I have spent my whole life scared.
202 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,469 Frightened of things that could happen...
203 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,013 ...might happen, might not happen.
204 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,767 Fifty years I spent like that.
205 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,105 Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning.
206 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,527 But you know what?
207 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,114 Ever since my diagnosis...
208 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,743 ...I sleep just fine.
209 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,000
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Okay.
210 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:41,964 And I came to realize it's that fear that's the worst of it.
211 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,384 That's the real enemy.
212 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,721 So....
213 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,392 Get up.
214 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,144 Get out in the real world.
215 00:14:55,728 --> 00:15:00,525 And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.
216 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,251 Do it again. Go on.
217 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,469 Ten thousand even, same as last time. It's totally accurate.
218 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,097 You and I, we are gonna feed this machine.
219 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,976 -I want it running 24 hours a day. -Right on.
220 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,943 Not yours, I take it.
221 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:51,075 We got 10, 20, 30...
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222 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:56,330 ...44, five each.
223 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,627 Three pounds should be 48 each.
224 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:02,879 Who's short?
225 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,840 All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off.
226 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,050 But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount.
227 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,595 I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter...
228 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,430 ...so he's probably still in the sack.
229 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,517 Then wake him up. He can sleep after we're paid.
230 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,187 Why you gotta be such a hard-on?
231 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,898 You're not his pal. You're his boss.
232 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,525 This only works when they're scared of you, remember?
233 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,862 Jack off.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 234 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,242 It's going straight to voicemail.
235 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,745 Voicemail?
236 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,999 Just chill, okay? Count your money.
237 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,464 -Combo. -Yo, what's up?
238 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,925 You seen Badger?
239 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,719 Don't you cover for him, bitch.
240 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,889 I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer.
241 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,198 Well?
242 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,538 They were too scared to tell me.
243 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,749 Badger got busted.
244 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,793 He's in jail.
245 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,123 Honey, I'm home!
246 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,542 Too slow! What's up?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 247 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,544 Got more lives than a damn cat.
248 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,754 Now if I could only learn to lick myself.
249 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,092 What's up, guys? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you.
250 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,054 All right. Let's all get back to work, for chrissake, okay?
251 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,516 In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos been up to lately.
252 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,082 You okay?
253 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,792 Hanging in?
254 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,753 What's it look like?
255 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,256 -What's this from A.P.D.? -Been checking with them to see...
256 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,967 ...if they come across that famous blue meth of yours.
257 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,595 Sure enough, last night.
258 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,222 Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer.
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259 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,768 I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello.
260 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,936 Maybe you'd like to go with me?
261 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,482 Yeah. Well, all right.
262 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,485 You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man.
263 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,071 I feel manipulated.
264 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,864 Thought we were gonna hang out.
265 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,574 We are hanging out, Badger.
266 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,160 You like Badger or Brandon?
267 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:26,415 I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution.
268 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,792 Badger, listen.
269 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,794 Hey.
270 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,546 I'm trying to help you here, man.
271 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:37,385
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is...
272 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,554 ...I think this can end very well for you.
273 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,767 What're you doing, detective, talking to my client without me present?
274 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,018 You sneaky Pete.
275 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,646 Which is which?
276 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,273 What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb?
277 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,275 You guys get younger every--
278 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,152 What'd you say to baby face?
279 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,779 Did you say anything stupid?
280 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,031 By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all.
281 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,701 Look at you. Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter.
282 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,203 We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out.
283
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,665 Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective.
284 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,042 Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you.
285 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:14,004 Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on.
286 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,551 All right.
287 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,470 Who do we have?
288 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,389 Brandon Mayhew.
289 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,892 Brandon Mayhew. All right.
290 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,478 Brandon Mayhew.
291 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,276 -Here we go. Public masturbation. -What?
292 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,362 I don't get it. What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home...
293 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,199 ...with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view?
294 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,910 In a Starbucks. That's nice.
295
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,037 That ain't me, man. I....
296 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:52,001 I was the guy who was selling meth. Allegedly.
297 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,087 Okay. All right. I got you. Meth. Right.
298 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,465 Sorry, that was a little transpositional error.
299 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,259 Nothing a little Wite-Out can't take care of.
300 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,387 Yeah, and felony quantity.
301 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,890 -Just barely. -Yeah, just barely.
302 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,143 The cops are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales.
303 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,270 But good luck arguing that in court.
304 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,148 Let me get down to brass tacks.
305 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,066 I'm gonna get you a second phone call.
306 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,319 You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy...
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307 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,905 ...or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader...
308 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,200 ...and they're gonna deliver me a check for $4650.
309 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,077 I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card.
310 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,789 Four-six-five-zero. Okay?
311 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:34,126 And I need that in a cashier's check or a money order, doesn't matter.
312 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,796 Actually, I want it in a money order.
313 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,757 And make it out to "Ice Station Zebra Associates."
314 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,426 That's my loan-out. It's totally legit.
315 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,678 It's done just for tax purposes.
316 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,431 And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard...
317 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,519 ...but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask. All right?
318 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,770
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319 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,691 You're gonna get me off, right?
320 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:02,613 What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?
321 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:06,450 That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up.
322 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,454 Son, I promise you this.
323 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,791 I will give you the best criminal defense...
324 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,376 ...that money can buy.
325 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,463 Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already.
326 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,382 Didn't I take these already?
327 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,593 It's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A.
328 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,679 It's bad for the liver.
329 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,348 Okay, who's next?
330 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,810 Did him. I did him.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 331 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,312 That one went public defender. Thanks for nothing.
332 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,566 What happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around.
333 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,651 Hang on. I'll get back to you.
334 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,614 I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me?
335 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,450 Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass.
336 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,787 I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse.
337 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,789 Is that like the one your mom works at?
338 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,750 Is she still offering the two-for-one discount?
339 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,837 DEA, huh? For a street bust.
340 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,173 Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp?
341 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,231 Sooner or later, this was gonna happen.
342
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,775 You want your exponential growth...
343 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,069 ...guys are gonna get busted. Simple as that.
344 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:27,156 How about we get him a real attorney? What the hell is this?
345 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,033 This is who he hires?
346 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,202 What? Are you kidding me? This is the guy you want.
347 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,331 This is the guy I'd hire.
348 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,458 It's the guy you'd hire.
349 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,001 Look, you remember Emilio?
350 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,338 Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice. Okay?
351 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:47,092 Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof.
352 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:48,469 Dude is like Houdini.
353 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,471 Seriously, when the going gets tough...
354
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,514 ...you don't want a criminal lawyer.
355 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:56,060 You want a "criminal" lawyer.
356 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,103 Know what I'm saying?
357 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,774 Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White.
358 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,234 Badger is way too loyal to roll.
359 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,444 Plus, he's scared shitless of me, all right.
360 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:10,908 We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll.
361 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,910 And it's only his first dealing rap...
362 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,746 ...so, worst-case scenario, you know, they plead him out.
363 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,457 He does five months picking up litter in an orange jump suit.
364 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,588 So who goes inside? I don't need them seeing my face.
365 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,341 Well, I don't need them seeing my face.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 366 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,636 Why not? You look like his typical clientele.
367 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,304 Dick.
368 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,056 Fine.
369 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,226 We'll flip for it, all right? Call it.
370 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,478 Heads.
371 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,662 Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew?
372 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,469 Mr. Mayhew.
373 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,681 Nice of you to come down. Please.
374 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,099 Look at you.
375 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:21,311 Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
376 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:22,688 Joking.
377 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,982 I-- Please, come on.
378 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,984 Come on. Please.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 379 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,028 Hello.
380 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,406 Saul Goodman. Please sit.
381 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:39,872 So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances.
382 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,920 I believe you have something for me?
383 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,547 Oh, yes.
384 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:56,472 -Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? -Irish.
385 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,516 Faith and begorra. A fellow potato-eater.
386 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,102 My real name is McGill.
387 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,562 The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys.
388 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:08,817 They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.
389 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,237 I digress. Good things are happening.
390 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:16,283 Fact is, your nephew is gonna
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY get out in no time.
391 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,118 That's wonderful, yeah.
392 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,704 There's still a few details to be ironed out...
393 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,915 ...but now that the DEA is involved...
394 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,794 ...I think he's looking at time served, then probation.
395 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,380 So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch.
396 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:32,216 -Excuse me, the DEA? -Yeah.
397 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:36,053 That's the Drug Enforcement Administration. The feds.
398 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:41,225 I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news...
399 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,937 ...but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers.
400 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,188 I understand that.
401 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,190 What does that have to do with the DEA?
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402 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,942 They're after some mystery man...
403 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,653 ...some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg.
404 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,072 They want this guy like the ax wants the turkey.
405 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,241 Seems young Brandon may have information...
406 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,326 ...that could lead to his arrest.
407 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,829 Jesus, cheer up. This is good news.
408 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,622 I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile...
409 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,750 ...and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne.
410 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,088 Wait, wait. Look, I just.... I think....
411 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:16,426 I just think that we should review our options.
412 00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,053 Options?
413 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,264
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I'm gonna tell you what your options are.
414 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:24,059 You got a grand total of two. Option A: Brandon takes the deal.
415 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,436 Option B: Brandon goes up to the penitentiary...
416 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:29,273 ...and gets his rectum resized about yay big.
417 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,110 Look, look. What about reprisals?
418 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,112 I mean, if Badger--
419 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,826 If Brandon informs on this Heisenberg....
420 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,953 I mean, what if, God forbid...
421 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:47,958 ...that they decide to take revenge?
422 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,002 What have you been telling him?
423 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,589 The kid keeps spouting off about, "If I talk, they'll kill me."
424 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,717 Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal.
425
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:27:57,675 --> 00:28:00,596 -Good. -No, that's not good. That's terrible.
426 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,891 Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks.
427 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,768 You let him take his chances on the outside.
428 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,979 Maybe I can work in some witness protection.
429 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,816 No, look, look. These are vicious, desperate people.
430 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:17,988 I've been told that one of them killed another man...
431 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:21,699 ...by crushing his head with an ATM machine.
432 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,329 People love to take credit for the fun ones.
433 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,999 The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine.
434 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,793 His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut.
435 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,504 Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 436 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:38,050 I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary...
437 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,719 ...all's right with the world.
438 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,932 Ten thousand dollars.
439 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,365 Ten thousand, cash to you.
440 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,245 I'm not saying to throw the case.
441 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:11,375 Just no talking to the DEA.
442 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,920 Are you saying what I think you're saying?
443 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,089 Yes.
444 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,758 What's it going to be?
445 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,513 What, dude wouldn't take a bribe?
446 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,641 That dude in there? Saul Goodman we're talking about?
447 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,518 Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said.
448 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,144 Threatened to call the police.
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449 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:36,358 -Wait, and Badger is gonna spill? -Like the Exxon Valdez.
450 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,486 So, what do we do about it?
451 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,165 Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home?
452 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,417 No.
453 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,294 For safety.
454 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,087 What?
455 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,842 God, you are killing me with that booty.
456 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,023 Talk to me. Come on, talk to me, guys. I don't know--
457 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:19,901 Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus!
458 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,196 Oh, no, no, no!
459 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:26,325 No, it wasn't me. It was Ignacio. He's the one.
460 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,328 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
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461 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,082 Shut up, dude.
462 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,627 Shut up, all right? Just speak English.
463 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,756 Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo?
464 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,468 -Who? -Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ!
465 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,262 Oh, I thought....
466 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,390 What can I do for you, gentlemen?
467 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,018 Anything. Just tell me what you need.
468 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:57,314 This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000.
469 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,066 You should have taken it.
470 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:02,361 Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name?
471 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,988 Badger! Brandon Mayhew.
472 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,699 The uncle. That was your guy?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 473 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,703 No offense, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know?
474 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,206 Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
475 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:18,835 -But I'll take your money! Sure! -No, that offer has expired, yo.
476 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,964 It was kind of low anyways. But okay, okay, I'll take it.
477 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,883 Just tell me what you need, all right?
478 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,177 I'm easy. I'm gonna keep a happy thought...
479 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,679 ...and assume this is just a negotiating tactic.
480 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,933 All right, listen to me very carefully.
481 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,018 You are going to give Badger Mayhew...
482 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,355 ...the best legal representation ever.
483 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,816 But no deals with the DEA.
484 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:44,694
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody.
485 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,489 If he does, you're dead.
486 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,868 Why don't you just kill Badger?
487 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,666 I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you...
488 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:01,086 ...and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney.
489 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,714 You go grab a fly swatter. I mean, so to speak.
490 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,301 I mean, all due respect, but do I have to spell this out for you?
491 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,930 -We're not killing Badger, yo. -Then you got real problems, okay.
492 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,182 Because the DEA will come down on your boy...
493 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:16,268 ...like a proverbial ton of bricks.
494 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,520 I don't think I'm going out on a limb here...
495 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,564 ...but, hey, he's not gonna like prison.
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496 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:25,318 He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me.
497 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,159 Mr. Mayhew?
498 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,498 Recognize your cough. Take that mask off, you know. Get some air.
499 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,417 Go on.
500 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,176 -God. -Take it easy.
501 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:52,012 Breathe in, breathe out.
502 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:56,141 All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right? Because I got bad knees.
503 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,727 That's better.
504 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:03,064 Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out.
505 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,774 Yeah? How?
506 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,694 First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.
507 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,699 You want attorney-client privilege,
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY don't you?
508 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:15,952 So that everything you say is strictly between us.
509 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,039 I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket.
510 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,874 Come on, make it official.
511 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,668 Come on, do it.
512 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:27,672 That's it, come on. Just a dollar.
513 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:35,597 All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar.
514 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:37,265 -Go on. -Be smart.
515 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:38,975 What?
516 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,439 -All I got is a five. -I'll take a five.
517 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,193 Come on, already. Come on. Be cool.
518 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,697 Okay, you're now both officially represented...
519 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,491
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520 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,995 Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment.
521 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,707 Take the ski mask off. Feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground.
522 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,586 Just do it.
523 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:14,594 Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table....
524 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,054 And we're sure of that?
525 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,183 No shanking!
526 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,728 All right, all right.
527 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:28,733 The way I see it is somebody is going to prison.
528 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,531 It's just a matter of who.
529 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:39,244 All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside...
530 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:42,956 ...your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal.
531 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,416 Time served, no probation.
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532 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:48,003 It's pretty slick. Couldn't believe the judge went for it.
533 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,214 Don't get cocky. You ain't home free yet.
534 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,508 You don't give us the name of your supplier...
535 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:56,928 -...you're going nowhere. -The tough guy act is unnecessary.
536 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,431 This young man is cooperating fully.
537 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,559 Is that right? Yeah, you cooperating?
538 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:09,399 Okay, let's start with a name.
539 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,945 He just goes by Heisenberg.
540 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:15,530 Heisenberg, huh?
541 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,366 How old is this Heisenberg?
542 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:22,829 Old. Like 50 or 70 or something.
543 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,165 -Height?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -Average, I guess.
544 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,250 Medium height, medium weight.
545 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,462 -What color hair? -No hair.
546 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,297 Dude is balder than you.
547 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:36,968 1963, James Edward Kilkelly...
548 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,679 ...is convicted of stealing a vending machine.
549 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,682 1975, breaking and entering.
550 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,518 1982, grand theft auto.
551 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,063 1984, armed robbery.
552 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:52,609 1987, 1992. You get the idea. And here he is today.
553 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,694 Better known as Jimmy In-and-Out.
554 00:35:54,903 --> 00:36:00,450 City, State, and Federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside.
555 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,870 Entire life behind bars.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 556 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,623 Jimmy provides a very special service.
557 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,668 For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you.
558 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,422 On purpose? The guy goes to prison on purpose?
559 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,217 He's actually more comfortable inside.
560 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,844 The outside world hasn't been too kind to him.
561 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,932 Sometime during the Clinton administration...
562 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:28,269 ...Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit.
563 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:37,529 -So when does all this happen? -It's already happening.
564 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,030 The buy is set for tomorrow.
565 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,908 Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy...
566 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:45,120 ...and all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound...
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 567 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:46,830 ...of your finest meth.
568 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:55,296 Eighty thousand dollars for eight years of his life, huh?
569 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,716 First of all, he's not gonna do eight years.
570 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,718 I'll represent him, and I guarantee...
571 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,430 ...there'll be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case.
572 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,266 Secondly, he gets 30. Fifty goes to me.
573 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:09,519 -You get 50? For what? -For facilitating.
574 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,397 Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison.
575 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,607 You did bring the cash, didn't you?
576 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:17,902 Look, if this option is too expensive...
577 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:21,531 ...you can still always...Badger in the chow line.
578 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,926
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
579 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,528 All right. There's our boy.
580 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,990 Right on time.
581 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,176 -Go back. -What? All right, all right.
582 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,193 So, what do you think? They see us?
583 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:42,445 No, man, I think we're good.
584 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,953 Badger looks like he's gonna throw up.
585 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,830 Give me those back.
586 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,040 Just give them to me.
587 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,501 Oh, no.
588 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,253 Where the hell is Jimmy?
589 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,463 Should've been here 10 minutes ago.
590 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:05,426 You think Jimmy is actually for real?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY A guy who wants to be in prison?
591 00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,971 There's more than one kind of prison.
592 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,014 What the hell is that supposed to mean?
593 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,684 There he is-- Wait a minute.
594 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:16,479 -Oh, no, no, no. -What? What? Let me see.
595 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:20,191 -Who the hell is that? -I don't know.
596 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,906 Mr. Heisenberg, I presume.
597 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,617 Time to move?
598 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,953 Let's see the exchange.
599 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:37,750 No, no. Oh, shit!
600 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:41,087 -What? -Now he shows.
601 00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,509 Okay, let's do this.
602 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,973 No, no.
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603 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,726 Oh, my God. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap!
604 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,020 We are screwed!
605 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,605 What are you doing?
606 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,982 Hey, what are you doing?
607 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,905 I don't get it. What's the holdup?
608 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:18,958 Where's the stuff, man?
609 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,294 -Where are we going? -Just shut up.
610 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,259 Get out. Go stop him.
611 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,970 The DEA is right there. If they see me, we're screwed.
612 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:32,680 Get out. I'll do something.
613 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,933 -What? -Just go!
614 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,948 Hank, I thought that was you.
615
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,741 Schrader, I'm blocked.
616 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,702 -Walt, not a good time. -How you doing? You feeling okay?
617 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:55,954 Schrader, I'm blocked.
618 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,623 We're working. You gotta get out of here.
619 00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:02,168 -Working? Oh, like DEA working? -Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader.
620 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,462 Is something going down?
621 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:09,258 Wrong guy, wrong guy. Other bench.
622 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,183 Walt, Walt.
623 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,477 -Walter, move your ass now. -Okay.
624 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,521 Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone.
625 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:24,565 -We'll talk about it later. Just floor it. -Should I back up?
626 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,275 -Go that way. -Forward is better?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 627 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,319 I'll be out of the way there. Okay, okay.
628 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,822 I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
629 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,658 -I'll leave you alone. -We'll talk later. Just go.
630 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,245 Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go?
631 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:42,458 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him.
632 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,093 -Looks like it's going down. -Take him.
633 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:03,146 Freeze! Hey, right there. Don't move.
634 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,941 Come on, get him up.
635 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,453 Jesus!
636 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,289 I think they bought it.
637 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,044 Absolutely.
638 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,630 Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir.
639
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,383 Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff.
640 00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:37,346 Oh, and Heisenberg's real name? James Kilkelly.
641 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,769 Thank you. Thank you very much. It was my pleasure.
642 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,838 Hey.
643 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:14,300 You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in.
644 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:17,970 -I hope that's okay. -Absolutely.
645 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:29,524 So you bought a bed.
646 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,068 Yeah.
647 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,403 What is that, a king?
648 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,491 Pillow top?
649 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,614 Oh, my God. You really are a chemistry teacher.
650 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,079 You mind?
651
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,335 I was terrible at chemistry.
652 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,172 I'm more of a humanities guy.
653 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,966 -How did you find me? -We should talk about that.
654 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:41,512 It should be much, much harder for people to track you down.
655 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,347 My PI charged me for three hours...
656 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:46,517 ...so I seriously doubt it took him more than one.
657 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,565 So this is what, blackmail?
658 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,483 Walter, I'm your lawyer.
659 00:44:54,691 --> 00:44:59,113 Anything you say to me is totally privileged.
660 00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:01,866 I'm not in the shake down racket.
661 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:04,493 I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right?
662 00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:07,872 Especially drug dealers.
663 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:12,335
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY So, what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?
664 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:16,172 Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate?
665 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,383 By the way, where do you keep the money?
666 00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:23,888 Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard?
667 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:27,099 This kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up...
668 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:28,601 ...but he won't be the last.
669 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:32,313 And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be?
670 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,940 I don't understand.
671 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,026 What exactly are you offering to do for me?
672 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,614 What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone?
673 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:45,076 I'm no Vito Corleone.
674 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,037 No shit. Right now, you're Fredo.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 675 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,746 But with some sound advice...
676 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,333 ...and the proper introductions, who knows?
677 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,543 I'll tell you, you've got the right product.
678 00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:57,463 Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch...
679 00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:59,340 ...you're on to something special.
680 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:03,970 And I would like to be a small and silent part of it.
681 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:07,556 Food for thought, yeah?
682 00:46:12,769 --> 00:46:17,441 So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make...
683 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,820 ..."Better call Saul!"
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