April 2012 Newsletter FINAL.Pub
Total Page:16
File Type:pdf, Size:1020Kb
3710 Ruffin Road · San Diego, California 92123 · www.richardbrady.com San Diego · Richland · Charlotte · Virginia Beach· Portsmouth· Santa Ana Engineering · Environmental · Construction · Energy Another message from the HERE’S TO YOU... PRESIDENT rs. Robinson, as in mom Jesse, and the of other Robinson, as in Aaron, one of BRADY’s fine young engineers, are now STAYIN’ ALIVE! ome people have a way with words, other people have...oh, uh, not have the proud parents of Cove Wade Rob- way (thank you Steve Martin, classic 1970’s standup routine), and then M inson. And strangely enough, Cove shares the there is one who has…a teleprompter. Once upon a time-and-a-half-ago, same date of birth as Makenna Marie Reilly, De- S there was a man who not only had a way with words, with cutting remarks cember 29, 2011. Sounds like some future match- and a dry wit, with legendary unscripted off the cuff comments, a man who making might be in the stars. There is no doubt that could inspire and amuse at the same time, a man who offered real hope when the Robinson’s are also happy for the perfect tim- backs were squarely against the wall. The world could use a man (or woman, ing of a pre-January 1 delivery, as in the nice tax channeling the Iron Lady) like him or her today…the man on deduction, but if you know the Robinson’s they the cover. Of course every more likely had their eyes on the tide tables than 2012 graduate of a U.S. high the tax tables. Birth stats: 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and school will recognize this photo of Franklin Roosevelt. 21 inches...thanks to the high tide at 1:33 a.m. A bit Or would you believe it’s Winston Churchill? of a minnow, but long and lean for sure, no doubt Cove will be surfing soon with his Daddy. Congrat- We can all agree that the world is different in 2012 ulations to the American Family Robinsons! and it changes every second, faster than a speeding bullet. It is true that no matter how bad things feel, we don’t live in pre-WWII Poland, 1939. And we all have the instant e-mail alerts to prove it on our multiple INTENTIONAL PARENTING “gadgets” and Facepage/Twister accounts, 24/7, where the “news” is 100% correct, 60% of the time. As ick’s two-time Super Bowl loser nephew may be re- sponsible for some of the dumbest plays in NFL history bad as it seems to way too many people at the mo- I’M #2! ment, it is starting to stink just a bit from coast to coast on February 5, 2012, and we’re not talking about de- (denial is not just a Justin Timberlake cry-me-a-river in ciding to cut his own hair Egypt). Yes, it is truly sad that the happiest man in R once again or asking the NFL’S Yoko America at the moment is Jimmy Carter, but the prob- Ono to be his post-game spokes lems of today pale by comparison to those of past model. On the contrary, there is no STAYIN’ CLASSY! decades, let alone centuries ago doubt that Scott Reilly called the when the work week in every perfect play on December 29, 2011 country but France was 25 hours in San Diego, CA. Scott, BRADY’s ANOTHER HARD DAY per day, 8 days a week, starting at age 7, “YES, I WAS A CROOK” AT WORK! when you walked every day to the coal Vice-President of Construction Ser- mine, barefoot in the snow, uphill, both ways, until you died at 25. vices, and his sports-fanatic wife Truthfully – what a bunch of whiners. For real misery – how about the Reena are now the proud first-time 1970’s? Vietnam, Nixon, Watergate, the first Carter, Disco, gas ration- parents of Makenna Marie Reilly. No ing, Angel Flight pants, platform shoes (for men – though it was nice surprise -- they beat the two-day to be 6’-4” tall every Saturday night)… anyone? So yes, we know warning -- nice audible on the tax break! Scott and Reena’s first we’re not living in WWII, yet something doesn’t feel quite right, some- dream is now a reality. Stats as reported to the Elias Sports Bu- thing is “in the air”, and maybe “WWIII” appears to be just around reau and NFL Films: 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and just 18 inches from the corner. Not sure what corner, and of course the average a first down. In addition to his many duties at BRADY, Scott is al- American can’t spot the United States on a globe, let alone Irani- so a Division I college football referee, and if his other dream stan…a new country not yet on the globe…but a new secret comes true someday, he will be making the next intentional BRADY client. “Interesting times”, but this is what some Roman guy said on March 15th after eating his “Ides of March” salad, se- grounding call in the NFL, hopefully before Super Bowl L…to be conds before “Et tu, Brute?” He wasn’t ordering Champagne, held in the Chargers new stadium…in Los Angeles. Congratula- and the renamed salad is now all that most Americans know tions also to Reena for the birth of your number one draft choice. about Julius Caesar. The only difference between Rome in 44 Feel free to throw the flag on Scott when he pretends he is sleep- B.C. and Beverly Hills today is the color of the robes worn to the ing – it is his “doody” to change a diaper every now and then, spa/vomitorium. The more things change, the more they remain not just at halftime! the same. And in Beverly Hills today, things are so bad people are LOOK, IT’S DEAN WORMER! A RED BUTTON THAT YOU CAN NOW PUSH WITHOUT DETO- walking their own dogs. Maybe what we need right now to unite the NATING ANYTHING...BECAUSE HE’S DEAD world is a Global Toga Party. We are the World! Think about the eco- nomic boost from having to wash all of those togas the next day…on e are sad to second thought, that might not pencil out financially once again for report that the the U.S. news from North Korea Upon hearing all of this b-sh*t nonsense, Sir Winston Churchill would W have said – “Get me a bottle of whiskey, a cigar, and directions to the late last year is true -- the vomitorium.” Needless to say, Sir Winston would not be happy with the world’s greatest golfer (38 current state of world affairs and the “colonies” under par on his first and in particular. Paraphrasing Sir Winston, using well KIM JONG IL? only round), and our favor- -known quotes from his legendary speeches (he MORE LIKE KIM JONG DEAD! ite Spokes-Nut, Kim Jong II is would start by saying: “I’m just preparing my impromptu remarks”), his speech in the not only merely dead, he’s Oval Office as a guest of the second Roosevelt would sound something like this: really most sincerely dead. As reported on North Korea’s one and only TV channel, he will address “There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of the nation about his death in due time. In the them are true. A politician is a person who has the ability to foretell what is going to “WAS IT OVER WHEN THE happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year – and to have the ability meantime, our “Ask the Expert” Red Button service GERMANS BOMBED PEARL still remains open for business, for any problem large or small. As before and since, we promise HARBOR?” afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Never in the field of political conflict was so little owed by so many to so few. you will get an answer to each and every question faster than it will take Newt “Dough Boy” Skywalker to be the first American to get divorced on the moon. It is true that many forms of government have been tried and will be tried in this world of sin and woe, and no one pretends Many of our Ask the Expert questions have come from IP addresses...within BRADY’s World that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been Domination Headquarters. Like Jeopardy, a few answers to a sampling of our internal Red said that democracy is the worst form of government except Button inquiries…you can attempt to figure out the Questions on your own. Answer: “The se- all of those other forms that have been tried from time to cret to our success is knowing who to blame for our failures.” Answer : “If at first you don’t suc- time. Fortunately, socialism is a philosophy of failure, the ceed, failure may be your style.” Answer: “Hard work creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent vir- often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off tue is the equal sharing of misery. The biggest argument now.” Answer: “If you never try anything new, you’ll against democracy is a five minute discussion with the aver- miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.” An- age voter. But I want no criticism of America at my table. The Americans criticize themselves more than enough.