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By John Burkhardt dents; no one spoke in favor of arming, although one The SUSB Senate, the university's chief gover- senator said he would like to hear some arguments for nance body, voted unanimously Monday to recom- it. mend to University President John Marburger that Former Public Safety Director Joe Cassidy, who is the University Police not be armed and that their now a consultant to the Task Force on Campus Safety name be returned to "Public Safety." and Security, was asked to speak as an advocate of Marburger responded, however, by saying that he arming the officers, but he declined, saying he was was "a little bit critical" of the senate for not having a serving as a consultant on criminal justice, not as an thorough discussion first. advocate of arming the officers. The proposed arming 'I don't reject the vote of the senate as completely of University Police had already been oppose-d by the empty," Marburger said, "but in order to be credible, Graduate Student Organization and the Polity I believe it will be necessary for the senate to address Council. this again." The senate meeting drew about a dozen students During the meeting, a number of senators ex- who wanted to protest the proposal for arming, they States,-'r- D`A1 j3ss pressed concern that giving the officers arms would waited through an hour and 20 minutes of dimcussion Alfred Goldhaber increase the potential for violent incidents or acci- on other issues. Sociology Professor Normarn Goodman propofsed the motion. which stated that the Senate felt officers should "return to the name and role of Public Safetv" Policy -Changes for Next Year as well as remaining unarmed. The motion passed unanimously. Cassidy pointed out that University Police officers are licensed as peace officers in the state of New York and that the university can't take that status away Unveiled in-Academic -Plan' from them, but Go;odxman argued that within theirJob as peace officers. IPublic Safety officers and Univer- By Elizabeth Wasserman Report, recently issued by the Curriculum Reform sity Police can fill much different roles. The "Academic Plan," outlining policy and budget Committee that was appointed in January of 1982 and Goodman also suggested that the Task Force on decisions for the 1983-84 academic year, was unveiled has been working on the study ever since. The commit- Campus Safety and Security study ways to improve to the community by Provost Homer Neal Monday at tee's recommendations which have been responded to the relationship between the officers and the rest of the University Senate meeting. The written proposal, in the Academic Plan include a policy that "requires the university community. tie said. "They have been the second since the practice began last year, focuses all graduate TAs whose native language is something treated with less than respect on this campus. many more on the university's undergraduate programs other than English to have their fluency in English times undeserved, and it should t1} addressed, though than the last, Neal said. Included in the plan are: stric- assessed before teaching in the classroom," Spanier not with arms." ter English proficiency testing for Teaching Assist- said. This is a response to students who claim that they Several senatrs had expressed concern that the ants (TAs), more emphasis on writing programs, and have trouble in classes taught by TAs who are foreign strongest motive 1whind the officers' request for arms toughening the grade requirements for the Graduate students. was not the campus safety needs bit their feelings School. Another change in policy is the addition of 20 more about their identity as police officers. Policy provisions have been made to start a syste- sections of the freshman composition courses. This is in Physics Professor Alfred Goldhaber, a representa- matic review of all undergraduate programs. The response to the recent increases in the size of freshman tive of the subcommittee of thes Task Force stuidying review will be similar to the method by which gradu- classes being admitted to Stony Brook, the desire for the question of arming the offficers. opened the discus- ate programs are reviewed on a five-year rotating the freshman composition classes to be smaller in size sion by saying the committee had decided against re- basis. Review panels that are to be set up in the fall and the growing interest on the part of faculty to commending any particular decision to the senate. comprised of faculty inside and outside of Stony Brook- emphasize written work and programs. The plan also but did feel that if the arming wt as to be considered, it will look at the individual department's programs and calls for increased support for the Writing Center. had to bx subject to a number of restrictions. curricula, and speak to faculty and students, said Gra- Another suggestion by the committee was to include The restrictions included keeping the guns in ham Spanier, vice-provost for Undergraduate Stu- academic programming and advising in the dormito- storage at the Public Safety office. with only two of- dies. He said that the departments to be reviewed first ries which the report said is being planned .Spanier ficers per shift authorized to make use of them. have not been pin-pointed yet but, they will probably said that overall there was more of an emphasis on Should the need for them arise, the two officers would begin with those lacking a reviewed graduate counter- academic advising this year. have to call in others from patrol to man the tele- part. The main purpose of the review, Spanier said, is Concerning graduate programs, the report says that phones in the office before responding. Coldhaber to give the departments feedback on how their pro- grade point requirements for graduate degrees will be said this would require a delay of several minutes, but grams are working and how they could better work by stricter. Now. to receive a Masters degree, the overal l that the resiponse wouid still be quicker than Suffolk way of a report that the respective review panels wou ld average of a 3.0 GPA must be attained for al Igraduate County Police could be. write and present to the departments. coursest a change from the policy thatstated a3.0GPA He did not have a -setof crime statistics to hand out. In an interview earlier, Neal said that the review must be attained for at least 30 graduate credits. For but in response to repeated questioning. said there would be an on-going process. He said the reports Ph.D students, the lack of a policy regarding minimun were about four or five violent incidents a year on would be used by the departments to better their pro- grade point requirements has been changed to the campus that involved weapons and required armed grams and do not have to be made public. requirement that an average of 3.0 also be kept. police to intervene. He also said crime is steadily in- Of the changes in undergraduate policy are some creasing. but "there is no sign whatever of a dramatic that had been suggested by the Curriculum Reform f nitlmefd- opt Iw!r 7) increase in these incidents."
AIM- -Is Stony Brook Men's I IS USB. Senate Votes Tennis Team Defeats To Restrict P/NC Option Staten Island College -Page 5 | -~~~Back Page % OFF Compiled from Associated Press Reports Police Attack Peaceful Demonstrators in Warsaw Warsaw, Poland-Riot police attacked about and water cannon, and walked along Krakows- 7,000 men and women marching peacefully from kie Przedmiescie. Lines of police vehicles fol- mass in downtown Warsaw yesterday evening, lowed the crowd, which applauded groups of penning them in with water connon and then helmeted riot police along their march butother- beating them. wise made little noise. Similar police attacks were reported in other The police allowed the crowd to march for Polish cities, including the Baltic port of Gdansk about 10 blocks, then moved in with water con- and the southern industrial city of Nowa Huta, nons and herded groups of the marchers into both traditional hotbeds of unrest. small alleys and courtyards. Constitution Day, the national day before Squads of six to 20 helmeted riot police set World War II, was held yesterday and riot police upon the men and women with lead-filled rubber had been on patrol in the major cities all day to batons, beatingtheir bodies and preventing their prevent a repetition of the May Day protests last escape. However, reporters saw no one seriously Sunday by thousands of supporters of the out- injured. lawed Solidarity labor federation. Last May 3, Solidarity supporters domon- One officer ordered a squad to, "beat the young strated in more than 50 Polish cities, touchingoff ones." "The young ones? Right!" shouted one of the first wide-scale clash between workers and his men as he waded into a small crowd of ter- police after the independent union was sus- rifed pedestrians. An Associated Press reporter pended with the declaration of martial law on and photogrpaher were struck on the back but Dec. 13, 1981. were not injured seriously. This year, after the violence Sunday, Solidari- Another group of seven riot police approached ty's underground committee urged its suppor- three old women waiting at a bus stop, bran- ters to abstain from street rallies and instead dished their riot sticks and told them to move wear union badges to demonstrate their support. along. The women moved slowly off. The crowd of worshippers filed quietly out of About two hours later, groups of people con- St. John's Cathedral in Warsaw's Old Town after tinued to move through the streets, apparently evening mass, moved past several dozen police heading home. Several columns of police vehicles vehicles, including armored personnel carriers patrolled the city. -News Briefs International
Moscow-In a new arms reduction offer, targeted on Western Europe to 162- equal to Communist Party chief Yuri Andropov said yes- the number of British and French nuclear mis- terday that the Kremlin was prepared to bal- siles. In exchange, the North Atlantic Treaty ance Soviet and NATO nuclear forces in Europe Organization (NATO) would have to cancel its on the basis of warheads as well as missles. planned deployment o? 572 new U.S. medium- The statement was seen as a concession by range missles in Western Europe. But most of Moscow, although Andropov stuck to the Soviet the British and French missiles have single position that aircraft-borne missiles must be warheads, compared with the triple warheads counted in reducing European nuclear forces, atop the Soviet SS-20 intermediate-range and that British and French missiles must be missiles. included as part of the NATO arsenal. Andropov's statement was made during a President Reagan's latest proposal was to cal- Kremlin banquet speech honoring East German culate the European balance only on the basis of leader Erich Honecker. "The Soviet Union has U.S. and Soviet missile warheads. stated readiness not to have in Europe a single Last December, Andropov offered to reduce missile and a single plane more than possessed the number of Soviet medium-range missiles today by NATO countries," Andropov said. National Washington-The House Intelligence Com- Rep. C.W. Young. (R-Fla.), a committee mittee, in a blow to President Reagan's Central member. said the vote made it"an excitingday in American policy, voted yesterday to cut off Managua for the Sandinistas- a great morale covert aid to rebels fighting against Nicaragua's boost." leftist government. Reagan called the vote -The bill, which the Reagan administration lob- "irresponsible." bied vigorously against, will also be considered However. congressional sources said Reagan by the House Foreign Affairs Committee and apparently has the votes to turn back a similar then be voted on by the full House. The Senate attempt in the Senate Intelligence committee. Intelligence Committee was considering a sim- After a two-hour meeting the Republican- ilar proposal. dominated panel put off action until Friday on an While the bill still has a long way to go in amendment by Sen. David Durenberger, (R- Congress, Rep. Wyche Fowler. (D-Ga.), chair- Minn.) to terminate funding. man of the House Intelligence subcommittee Asked at a diplomatic reception about the vote. overseeing CIA covert actions, said the commit- Reagan told reporters: "What we're doing is per- tee's vote could effectively force an end to U.S. fectly proper. We'll keep right on fighting. If support for attacks against Nicaragua. "I feel they the committee members want to be irres- that the impact of the committee's action makes ponsible. that's their business." that continuation of the covert activities diffi- Reagan commented after several administra- cult."he said. tion officials. including National Security Although the billcalls for cuttingoffthecovert In Adviser William Clark, CIA Director William aid. the committee deleted a 45-day time limit for Casey. and Thomas Enders. the assistant secre- withdrawal from the public part of the legisla- tary of state for Latin America, declined to dis- tion. Boland said the bill retains a time limit for cuss the vote. extricating CIA-supported forces from Nicara- Rep. Edward P. Boland. (D-Mass.),committee gua. but the time span will be included in a clas- .i chairman. said the committee voted the aid cut- sified part of the bill. off bucause it felt that -what we were doing in Fowler said that change was made to permit a that area was 'I counterproductive." However. safer withdrawal of ClA-backed forces.
0) State & Local UJ New York-A 14-year-old boy was shot to declined to elaborate. The youth was pronounced V) death yesterday as he attempted to burglarize a dead at the scene. house in Brooklyn. police said. Detectives were conferring with the Brooklyn Detective Frank Nekwapil of the 79th Pre- District Attorney's office to see whether charges cinct. declined to identify the boy. but said he should be filed in the case. Nekwapil said. lived in Brooklyn. They boy's mother identified the body, the The boy was shot once in the heads at 10:4,5 A M detective said, but he declined to provide further as he attempted to break into a house at 271 information. Clifton Place. Nekwapil said. The detective said "Unfortunately.it's a young fellow and he's no he was shot '"by someone in the house.- but longer with us." Nekwapil said. Planning Board Recommnends Denial of Housing Proposal
By Saleem Shereef The Brookhaven Planning Board has voted to recommend denial of a zoning plan that would allow construction of 60 low and moderate income family apartments on an old farm site adjacent to the university. The vote against the re-zoningof property on the south of Route 25A between Bennett Road and Ridge- way Avenue in Setauket, to permit multi-family hous- i ng was 5-0, with two abstentions. The matter now goes to the Brookhaven Town Board. The Suffolk Interreli- gious Council on Housing (SICOH) a group of church- affiliated residents, who had proposed the re-zoning last year, are appealling the decision of the board. SB StudenrsAre They attributed the opposition on the part of the civic groups opposing the construction of apartments to 'race and petty politics." More Liberal,. The board has yet to explain the vote to the parties involved in the re-zoning proposal. Acounty planning source said that the board rejected the plan two weeks Survey Says ago because of lack of information from the applicants, limited transportation and incompatibility with the By Martha Rochford area's single-family housing. They denied the factor of Stony Brook students tend to be more liberal race having anything to do with their decision. How- re-zoning has divided the residents of the North Shore than people of the same age nationwide ac- ever, SICOH's chairman, Reginald Tuggle, was community. Civic organizations, notably the Civic cording to a recent survey of 521 undergraduate quoted in Newsday as saying that he considered the Association of the Setaukets, who represent the area's students conducted by the political science reasons given by the board as being invalid. "You don't affluent homeowners and the university remain on department. want to call anyone a racist, but certainly you have to opposite sides of issue. Pierre Hahn. president of the The survey also showed that by the time stu- suspect that part of their (the community's) motivation Civic Association, attributed their oppos 'ton to fears dents have entered college they have abandoned was racial," he said. This is not peculiar to Setauket. It of increases in the crime rate and depreciation of most of the political ideologies of their parents is peculiar to the Island, where blacks live in small landed property in the surrounding area. They denied in exchange for their own but that they admit to enclaves and it's hard to move out of tho!e areas into race as being their reason for the opposition. being unaware of how the government operates those areas where vou don't have large minorities. If Kenneth Anderson. the executive director of and who their political leaders are. you do, you get opposition, significant resistance." SICOH. said that the appeal for a recons' leration of Of the politicians that students did know, fa- The proposal to build the houses in the disputed area the re-zoning proposal was definite. 11owever. he voritism for the Democrats far outweighed that had been endorsed by the Graduate Student Organ iza- added, there had been no date set on when the proceed- for the Republicans, with President Ronald tion and the university's chief governing body. SUSB ings will take place. The SUSB Senate did not make Reagan being the least favored, said Political Senate, the university had been a major backer of the any mention of any plans for an appeal at their last Science Professor Alan Abramowitz, who in- re-zoning proposal because the construction of the meeting which took place earlier this week. The chair- itiated the survey. apartments was seen as a remedy for the alleviation of man of the (GSO was not available for Come nt on the This survey is very important, Abramowitz the problems involved in housing the large number of present situation. andl no mention of an appeal \vas said, since most surveys of this type in the past graduate and married students. Now the proposal for made at their meeti ng either. were administered to primary and high school age students who could usually only repeat what they heard their parents say. This survey, he said, is also different because it includes infor- mation on how much the students retain the pol- Vegetarian Co-op Closes; itical thoughts of their parents after they have left home. Abramowitz said there are many reasons why Health Violations Are Cited the undergraduate student population at Stony Brook might be persuaded toward liberal thought, but since most students are not actively By David Brooks Stage XII Quad Cafeteria, on March 25 on a hint from an involved in politics, if something drastic were to Harkness East, Stony Brook's "only alternative to anonymous caller. happen, for instance, if the U.S. were to invade meal-plan or dorm cooking" closed its doors last month Poulos cited Harkness with 17 violations of the State El Salvador, the students would be forced to get after being cited for numerous health and safety viola- Health Code ranging from, "live and dead cockroaches in more involved and re-evaluate their political tions, and is having a "tough time" getting things back in the refrigerators, grills, sinks and on clean silverware," ideas. In the past it was thought by many ex- shape, said Harkness manager Barry Lieberman. to, "unhealthy cleaning practices." He described the area perts in political science that children "learn John Poulos, from the Department of Environmental as "Extremely disorganized and lacking in maintenance. that they are a Democrat or a Republican the Health and Safety inspected Harkne' facilities, in the Lieberman admitted that there was a roach problem in same way they learn they are a Catholic or a the kitchen and said that he thought the entire building Jew." Abramowitz said. They learn from their had a serious problem. He also said that Harkness gets parents, he said. almost no maintenance service from the Physical Plant, But the political climate of the campus, influ- even though the majority of the members pay the dorm ence from friends and the area of residence, cooking fee. He cited the recent replacement of a costly among other things, can also have a large effect oven thermostat by Harkness as an example of this lack of on forming political thought, he said. There is a service and included a claim that the roach problem was definite link between students in certain majors caused by a lack of regular extermination by and certain religions, with the student's polit- maintenance. ical ideologies, he said. For instance, Engi- Lieberman said that Harkness, which is a Polity Club. neering and Business majors claim to be more has been in existence since the early 70's, but just recently conservative than students majoring in the Hu- has inhabited the Stage XII Cafeteria. He said that its manities, and Jewish students are more active members which at times range above 50 want to clean the politically than the Catholic students. which area up and use it again. He also said that their efforts make up the two predominant religions on have been hampered by the absence of the list of violations U) campus. Also. the survey showed that most lib- cited by Poulos, which Lieberman said was handed over rn eral students are from either New York City or to him only recently. :> Nassau County. are registered as Democrats Bill Schultz, chief fire marshal from EHS . said the and are Jewish. The more conservative stu- reason the list was not delivered sooner was because Pou- z dents. on the other hand, come from Suffolk los had been out sick for nearly a week and also that County. are registered as Republicans and are Harkness was told to come pick it up and they never did. a:> (Catholic Schultz said that since Harkness was not keeping regular The students from POL 104 and 324. "Polit- hours it would have been impossible for someone to aCL ical Behavior." and "Political Parties and Pres- deliver it. sure Groups" respectively, who conducted the Harkness closed their operation down on April 7. and March. will do a tho- according to an EHS report, when they signed a state- survey in February CD40 rough evaluation of the results to describe the ment that said. 'on 4/7/83 we voluntarily cloased our political attitudes of students at Stony Brook operation...." and the effect outside influences have on them. Robert Francis. vice-president for Campus Operations Extended research is planned by Abramowitz said that. 'tne people in Harkness are good folks. but that so that this type of information will be available to maintain a kitchen of that size requires a big business." from schools around the country and more will t'^! 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By John Burkhardt A number of other restric- students to take courses they 'The proposals for change opting for Pas/lNo Credit in The SUSB Senate voted tions, including the total elimi- felt apprehensive about doing brought up Monday were dis- courses that the requirements Monday to restrict the use of nation of the Pass/No Credit well in, but that students were, cussed at length, and a number of their respective majors for- the Pass/No Credit option to no option, had been considered by instead, using it to simply of amendments were sug- bid. He noted that in some more than 20 percent of the several committees and dis- remove whatever bad grades gested, but only two passed. majors, such as liberal arts, the courses a student takes at Stony cussed at the last Senate meet- they were facing. The commit- One changed the limit on the requirements vary too widely ing in early April. The tee chairmen had said they pre- number of courses a student from student to student for this Brook and to have the Regis- ferred eliminating the Pass/No can use the Pass/No Credit to be feasible. Strockbine also trar's computers reject regis- committee chairmen had felt Credit option, but most of the option on to a limit on the said he expected people to rely tration for the option in courses that the system was being senators expressed support number of courses enrolled in, too heavily on the computer to that a student is not permitted abused. They had said that instead for either restricting rather than passed; the other eliminate unacceptable use of to use it on because of the while the Pass/No Credit the option or leaving it increased the limit from 10 per- the Pass/No Credit option, with requirements for their major. option was designed to allow unchanged. cent of the students courses to the result that the academic 20 percent departments would find even larger numbers of students Polity Elections Set1For University Registrar Willian applying for graduation when Strockbine also suggested they have not actually filled the eliminating the use of the com- requirements to earn a degree. Tomorrow; Statesman puter to prevent students from Referendum on Ballot
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She said that she hopes to get 400 chelle Coburn, one of the directors of volunteers for the program, who will be the new program. rewarded for their work with a letter of :s - - Coburn said the buddies would be vo- recommendation and a certificate of lunteer students willing to devote about participation. Applications, which can three days before the start of the school be picked up at all quad offices and year to making new students feel more Residence Life, will be available until comfortable in their new surroundings. May 13. .,"Most new students come in feeling Applications will be screened, she alone and frightened...A lot of new stu- said, by asking the residence hall di- dents have never even done laundry for rector (RHD) of the applicant's char- themselves before coming here," she .acter. She said applications from Said. commuter students would be welcomed Assigned to two or three freshman, a but that resident students would prob- buddy would accompany new students ably be more suited for the job of get- ting freshman acquainted to dorm life. - Policy Changes Unveiled (continued from page 1) computers will be used for the introduc- A budget allocation that will be an aid tory courses in computer science, he to both undergraduate and graduate added. study includes $400,000 worth of equip- ment for the College of Engineering and The Academic Plan was drawn by Applied Sciences. A group of research members of the Provostial Council. con- computers for graduate work is being sisting of the Provost, the Vice-Provosts purchased by the university along with for Undergraduate and Graduate Stu- matching funds from its manufacturer, dies, the Dean for Continuing Educa- said Stewart Harris, dean of the College tion, and the two Associate Provosts. of Engineering and Applied Sciences. The council recieved information from Two additional machines will be pur- the deans of the various colleges, the chased to establish an undergraduate Senate governance bodies among other computer science lab, he said. These sources. - -Nor L Vote for the News =^^ .~iA e a 7 IW II 'p / ,^^ mU) I (n i > z ax :3 toa Yes For The statesman c^ Referendum* -This refewdum will not raise the octitv fee mm I I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - . J -: . -9 ._- I, Discussion Needed The SUSB Senate's statement opposing the arming of Uni versity Police was a relief to many people on campus, but il failed to close the issue because it was never properly dis- cussed. Opposition to the idea of arming the officers was unanim ous, both in the discussion and the vote, so it's clear that the campus is largely against allowing University Police to carrN guns. Unfortunately, it's also clear that any discussion of < controversial issue that involves only one side can't reall) answer many questions; this should have been clear during the meeting. The call for armed officers is coming mostly frorr the officers themselves, so a representative of the Depart ment of Public Safety should have been invited to speak There is a marked difference between what the people responsible for protecting us think this requires and wha most of the campus thinks. Sociology Professor Normal Goodman was correct in saying that something should bi lrnna tn imnrnva thA ralatinn--ahin hat^wan tha nffif*arm and tho ULv 11 LJ II Is]W ape R LIeVW Ic CI LVaz wsTI livpC &YLV O ILI wv%7vat 00= NUu LIo VCn7w rest of the campus community. Letting them speak at a, Letters - senate meeting considering their request would be a good place to start. Computers In 3) to provide special teacher nath Tagore, the renowned lite- training, rateur and poet from India, and Education 4) to develop methods for Nohel Laureate in Literature, helping the handicapped to use wrote in one of his poems: To the'Editor: computers for communication 'Where the mind is without At a Congressional Hearing and education; fear, and the head is held high, recently, a noted educator and 5) to establish a "computer Where knowledge is free; computer expert testified that, library"; Where the world has not been computers have the potential 6) to develop programs for broken up into fragments by for turning our children into narrow domestic walls...." Sta tesman^ intellectual giants- if ue use applied computer use in areas such as language and science Stony Brook provides a uni- them wiely." training; que opportunity to interact cul- Glenn J. Taverna In fact, there is now a great turally, academically and Editor-in-Chief 7) to assess the quality of com- deal of evidence that compu- puter systems; socially with first of all Ameri- ters, applied intelligently, can 8) to monitor new develop- can students and then students John Burkhardt NancV Damsky significantly increase the rate from almost all nations of the of learning, the extent of learn- ments in educational technol- Managing Editor Business Manager ogy; world. It would be rather ing, the motivation to learn and 9) to assist the Federal unfortunate not to be able to Ray Fazzi Therese Lehn the retention of ideas already government in identifying enrich one's experience of learned, among students over Stony Brook by such a break- Deputy Managing Associate Business the entire range of abilities areas where funding assistance Editor -Manager is most needed; down of inhibiting walls. which exist in our schools. 10) to establish a mechanism Besides, on a different perspec- . The challenge is to use the tive, how we react to interna- News Director Elizabeth A Wasserman the tool, to its full to inform the computer indus- Alan Golnick computer, tional issues once we are out of Arts Director potential. A bill called try of the computer needs of the Sports Director -l' (Geoffrey Reiss Nation's educational system; Stony Brook will depend at Photo Director Michael Chen I "National Centers for Personal The most precious treasure least in part on how we inte- Computers in Education" racted with international stu- News Editors Nancy A DiFranco, Pete Pettingill which I have introduced is an we have as individuals and as a Paul Miotlo, Mark Neston, Helen Przewuzman dents while in Stony Brook. Arts Editors I important step towards meet- nation is our children. Helping Sports Editors Mike Borg, Teresa Hoyla, Barry Mione them achieve their highest Granted the premise of Photo Editors Howard Breuer, Corey Van der Linde ing that challenge. potential must be our highest greater intermingling being David Jasse, Ken Rockwell The bill is designed to help desirable, it is not enough to say Science Editor Marilyn Gorfien educators and students get the priority. Anthony Detres "they are welcome to come if Graphics Editor most out of computer systems Tom Downey CarolynBrosda Congressman they want to." Someone has to Assistant News Editors David Brooks. they already own, or intend to take the first step forward. A Donna Gross, Carol Lofaso own. This is how it works. The Saleem Shereef. Alexandra Walsh starting point may be that of Assistant Sports Editors Silvana Darni. Amy Glucoft bill provides $4 million for the A Limited exchange of two or more repre- Assistant Photo Editors Matt Cohen, Sunil Matta Education Secretary toaward sentatives across clubs like Productions Assistants Carla Pizzano, Linda Sugrue to institutions on the basis of a Concept Business Managers Floyd Goldstein, Audrey Gomez India Association, Irish Club, Assistant grant application. The money To the Editor: French Club, Hellenic Society. would be used to set up regional I support Debnath Biswa- LASO, etc. A closer liaison can Advertising Director James J Mackin centers around the country. Advertising Artist Paula L Russell nath's viewpoint expressed in then be maintained between Typesetters Ruth M Eilenberger. Ton Peterson, Kathie Singhi These centers would serve as his article on India Association the clubs and each can know computer "think tanks" to (Statessman, May 25). Unfortu- first hand the activities News: Diane Beall, leen Cantor. Lee Cohen, Greg D'Auria, Karen Greenblatt, assist the students and teachers nately it has concentrated on Julie Hack, Nancy Hyman, Kevin McNamara, Rani Rosenberg, Martha Rotch- planned by the other clubs, the in the area. how the Association could serve issues they are concerned about ford, Craig Schneider, Jennifer Thall, Mitch Wagner, John Wicks, Sophia Wil- The center would have the cox. Ted Wint. the interests of the Indian stu- and thereby create the space Arts: Susan Bachner, Rachel Brown, Barry Elkayam, Krin Gabbard, Stephen J. following specific assignments: dents, present and future, of for greater understanding. Garcia, Bob Goldsmith, Doemetria B. Kroustouri. Maggie LaWare. Diane Lunde- 1) to operate a pilot project to Stony Brook. That in my opin- This is only one idea in imple- gaard, Mark Mancini. Carla Pennisi. Pattie Raynor, Jeanine Redo, Alex Rivera, ion is a very Arthur Rothschild, Rena Stavrolakes, Magnus Walsh. Sophia Wilcox. build up data and expertise on limiting concept. A menting the general viewpoint Sports: Lawrence Eng, Howie Hershenhom, Howie Levine, Shank Mazonder, the best ways of integrating broader function that the expressed in this article. Once Frank Perugini, Alan Ripka, Craig Schneider. Lisa Soltano. microcomputers into a Indian Association and all that is acceptable as a proposi- Photo: Ramon Gallo. Gary Higgins, Doug Preston, Scott Richter, Annette Sche- classroom; other such cultural clubs could nitzki, Will Sinda, Linda Sugrue, Lillian Tom, David Warskowsky. tion worth working on, ideas 2) to act as research and ref- serve is to foster greater inter- and implementation should not - . erence centers for educators .action. integration and under- be a problem. Edrtoriatsrepresent the majority opinion of the EditorialBcardandere written by and libraries throughout the -standing between people from L one of its members or a dosignwe. Dev Kataky U.S.; different nations. 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But the real wonder of Carter, if you'll excuse the pun, is, believe it or not, that she has overcome "Wonder Woman." Carter, with a 27-piece orchestra and $100,000 Bob Mackie wardrobe, has been turning heads the last couple of years with her musical-variety act. More important, she has achieved greater success as a singer and dancer than as the amazing Amazon. Her four CBS musical specials have either been among or hovered near the top 20 shows of the week. In the four years "Wonder Woman" was on the air, it barely broke into the top 30. Like Wonder Woman, Carter is now a glittery sex image, with low-cut gowns that take advantage of her perfect physical dimensions. But she no longer needs bullet-deflecting bracelets or a magic lasso to captivate the audience. She's a first-rate singer, quite a dancer, and flashes a warm smile and a spar- Joumey kle in her eyes as she performs. Carter is making it quite well on her talent. A Las Vegas trade publica- tion agreed, calling her "one of the most exciting entertainers of the '80s." Exploring New Frontiers The Phoenix-born entertainer, who was voted '.most talented" in high school and sang at the Sahara in Vegas at age 17., has drawn almost univer sally good reviews. Variety noted her "knack for clef- fing;" The Daily News said, "Carter's a wow," and Frontiers "Lynda lights up the screenl" Even Newsday s Mar Journey - vin Kitman -a man who knows quality -said Carter Colombia is !am.' - by Teresa C. Hoyla Ia ' Journey continues it's ""journey" through time and space and ensuing record titles. =After their "'Escape," they've reached new "Frontiers." - Their new album, Frontiers, however, is not a new frontier in musical talent for the band. Journey fans will like the continuity of Steve Perry and Jonathan Cain's music and the familiarity of the lyrics sung by Perry. The audience waiting for something different from Journey, however, will not find it in this album. Perry continues to sing in agony of love in his forever powerful cries. Perry and Cain both write their songs about different kinds of agonizing love. The biggest hit off the album, "'Separate Ways," is about someone being in love with a girl who can't decide between two loves and when she does decide, she ends up hurting someone and possibly getting hurt herself. Perry sings: I still love you girl I really love you girl And if he ever hurts you -, ------. - -Mmmp I True love won't desert you Carter makes people's glasses steam wherever she appears. When she wound up her tour of England and "After the Fall. " Perry sings about love deserting him in "Send Her My Love" at the London Palladium in 1980, she broke their of its He sings of the melancholic aspects of love; of the memories and heartaches record for ticket sales. Yet Carter doesn't see herself suffering. as having to overcome Wonder Woman. She once about the anger Lovers suffer physical pain too, not just heartaches. Perry chants told a story about a time she performed in Chicago. in love suffer in "Chain Reaction,"'"Edge of the Blade" and "Back -(r land pain people Carter is farsighted, and there she was, dancing on ut Drummer Steve Sith added his talent to the writing in most of these songs Talk."' m the stage, gradually moving toward the audience. rn about love cutting and being razor-sharp to the heart: She lost track of where the stage ended, and, well, (a fell off. Those fortunate enough to have front-row > in a spellbinding rage, z seats caught her. "Now, wherever I appear, we put a Better see if you're holdin' white tape at the edge of the The wrong edge of the blade stage," she said. Her numerous performing commitments limit Car- m If it's sharp, if it cuts, CL ter from going on the road all but three months a year. Enjoy yourself Q. She's now filming "Rita Hayworth: the Love God- Perry gets away from the heartaches and knife-cutting songs as he sings "Falth- dess" for CBS. Her future plans include more spe- fully, " the only song written solely by Cain and the only song lacking the racy beat of cials, a new television series and colaborating with 0 and softest song. It's more or less a the other songs on the album. This is the slowest George Benson, a guest on her fourth special, for her to ballad where Perry sings not of disappointing love, but of loyal love, Cain writes about second album. *< CD14 and how even though he's separated from his love, he's still see the multital- Q» the life of a musician Long Island had the chance to a< hers, faithfully. ented Carter when she came to the Westbury Music 4c wave-war lyrics like those of the Clash, or U-2, Journey also tries it's hand at new Fair with Bob Hope last summer. Although the stage 01a in the title song "Frontiers": War is for foolsl Crisis is Cool/ Barbarians play. The was small, Carter made the most of it by flashing her a) song falls short, though, in its new wave attempt, and sounds just like the familiar 5'81/2" frame in an array of energetic dances as she pop-rock sound Journey has become world famous for. belted out tunes like wTaking It to the Streets" and Journey ends their album not with a song about love, but a song about the future. "I've Got the Music in Me,"' her sweet blush of a w "Rubicon captures the band's sense of continuity and optimism. s'ile shining through. The audience gave her a Future's knocking at your door .standing ovation. Lynda Carter, so beautiful, so daz- Jaket your time . - zling, is a woman who radiates with warmth. Maybe And choose the road you went----. '-tiiVi n~i Ho Ad °- -ff -=*JJ^M^ w!.,. #*-,* -- upponiunml Ja- rubL9 . ,qq ------10I - 0 460. #-Ifl * -"%~ w"Nw j Low Cost ! 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When the doors were opened, Giacchina filtered through the audience handing out -cards to get on the group's mailing list. Since most of the audience hadn't seen Aphrodisi- ac's previous performance, they had no idea that they would see this man later-clad only in a g-string. While he was doing this, waiters, shirtless and in bow ties, served beverages to the awaiting crowd. "Not just anyone can perform this way on stage. You have to control yourself. A lot of guys who are "macho" think they can do it, but they can't. Body, looks, and dancing are important; but most important is personality projection," Giacchina elaborated. The group performed four routines, each featuring a different member, involving vary- ing amounts of audience participation (in addition to the ritual tipping of dollar bills, carefully placed in the g-string). Frank began the show with a rock and roll band right out of TrWvana, to feet g oodL - - * - <-*WE - ' * If r NextO sM inw oW wii - .. b-aurind Mike. VWie *Ihe ftf^ -IK"o, we not que a respona s ihe next two, they did warm up the nce. Slamse just Udend Navy officers lod by Cart happed on board to ent in , by then, passoate audience. A hard-working con- struction group, led by Gary, elicited the most response. Giacchina returned to the stage to A4*t Mr. Mike Statesman /Corey Van der Lind sing a ballad, only to be followed by the group stripping again and frollicking around the prove" that they could also dance. Another comical way. swarming audience. sideshow making use of audience participa- "I hope they like what they see. There is a What was even more interesting was, after tion found several males dressed as women, lot of grabbing but we have to accept this from the show, the waiters hopping on stage, "to who also became involved in the show, in a the crowd," Giacchina said. -MU$0C------Lunch Date Out in the Wind a L a - Ha - -_L- __IL !A- by Arthur Rotnscnl-a rinetist and a sophomore. The Stony Brook's University Wind band received no financial help Ensemble will bring their music from the university, and much of outdoors to the Fine Arts Center the fu nds needed were generated w Plaza Friday for a "'lunchtime" through the sale of candy as well performance. Fresh from a week- as tickets for the band's earlier > long concert tour of England, the concerts during the 1982-83 en band will perform many of the season. A z pieces that delighted their sold- "Performing in England was a out British audiences. tremendous experience for me,"' The outdoor concert is an Imperato said, "but I'll never CL attempt to bring to the attention of forget driving down Penny Lane 3 the University community, and in or Abbey Road as we toured Liver- Xc < particular the undergraduate pool." Both streets were made body, the sounds of this famous through the words and C < ''extremely talented band,'' music music of the Beatles. director Jack Kreiselman said. The band will perform their _ The band, 40 members strong, is final concert of this season Wed- 9 Stet-mn/Konny Rockv*N € made up almost entirely of under- T he unixtv wind En-mbb nesday. May 11, at 8 PM on the graduates and "we would like val in Harrogate, and performan- Universities were just a few of the main stage of the Fine Arts Cen- Lo Stony Brook students to know Aces at Surrei and Crosby. sights explored. While in Liver- ter. Included will be works by r that we're their band," Kreisel- The tour, which coincided with pool, the band presented the Lord ,Shastakovich, Elgar and Bach and > man said. The concert, which is the university's spring vacation, Mayor with a plaque carrying the it will feature a solo performance a scheduled to begin at 12:30 Pl, allowed ample time for the Stony Brook emblem. by clarinetist David Glazer, and an * is free and open to the public. members of the band to visit appearance by the Stony Brook The ensemble performed three many of Britain's attraction. Cas- ""Several months of preparation Jazz Ensemble. Discount tickets -concets while abroad, including tle Howard, Buchingham Palace, and fundraising was needed to are available for Stony Brook stu- the opening spot at the annual London Bridge, the Tower of Lon- get the band ready for England," dents at the Fine Arts Center box 5 Intprnational Youth. Music Festj-..dn -and Oxford. and Cambridge said Rose Imperato, second cla- office. - t ^^^^^^^^^^«^^^A«««AA««««A«««««***»««»««« ,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^_^^^ SAB, COCA, S.F. FORUM GUESTS OF HONOR: isnncie. PRESENT: nsiivii]!/icnsci\j ISAAC ASIMOV is perhaps the best known name in theJ. 0. JEPPSON is a psychoanalyst who became a science science fiction field. His career began in 1938 withfiction writer. Her first published work of fiction was the help of John W. CampbeUJr., editor of Astoundinga mystery short story in 1966. In 1974, her first Science Fiction (now Analog), who advised and en-science fiction novel. The Second Experiment, was l-COECl couraged him. In 1942, he produced the first of thepublished, followed in 1980 by the sequel. The Last stories which would eventually grow into The Founda-Immortal. She edited an anthology in 1982 with her A CONVENTION OF SCIENCE FICTION, tion Trilogy, for which he won a Hugo Award in 1966husband, Isaac Asimov, called Laughing Space, a col- for best all-time series. In 1972, his novel The Godslection of humorous science fiction stories, and recent- FACT, ANO FANTASY 111 Themselves won both the Hugo and Nebula Awardsly has been collaborating with him on a juvenile series Dr. Asimov is the author of over 250 volumes offeaturing Norby the mixed-up-robot (the first volume fiction and non-fiction on a wide variety of topicswill appear in September from Walker). Dr. Jeooson's and his most recent novel. Foundation'sEdge, peaked short fiction has been printed in Fantasy and Science at number two on the New York Times bestseller list. Fiction and Isaac Asimov's SIF Magazine, with a story ^ 1^ * forthcoming in Amazing. Shie is currently working on May 6,7 &8 at Stony Broc^ UK a new novel. ) I-CON II SCHEDULE SPECIAL GUESTS' Friday May 6 - Lecture Center' Other Saturday Events ROBERT BLALACK is the special effects wizard of Indus^ TOM KIDD, 6:30 PM - Registration begins^^,0 Room -^Rm. 103)ll:00 AM - 2:00 AM our Artist Guest of Flonor is a renowned artist l 7:00 PM - Film: 2001: A Space Odyssey (Rm. 100)^^ g^^ ^ 108) 12:00 PM - 6:00 PM trial Light and Magic, a division of Lucasfiims Limited, of both science fiction and fantasy. His work can be 9:30 PM - Film: Bladerunner (Rm. 100)Display/Dealer's Room -C^m. 105-107J11:00 AM - 6:0 0 PM He has worked on the Star Wars films including Return seen on the covers of books published by the Tor 12:00 PM -F^lm: Star Trek II (Rm. 100)Gamin/Area < 2nd floor) 11:00 AM ^4:30 PM of the Jedi, as well as Cat People and Altered States. Books Science Fiction line. Saturday, May 7 - '' 11:00 PM - Registration begins GEORGE TAKEI has been Mr. Sulu, helmsman of the USS - Lecture: "Information Technology:Sunday, May 8 Enterprise since 1966, when the Star Trek television with,.11:00 AM - Registration begins Intellectual Amplifier", show first premiered. He has of course continued the Prof. Thomas Liao (Rm. 102). - Presentation: "Starlog Magazine", 12:00 PM - Slideshow; "Doctor Who" withwith Bob Greenberger role in the phenomenally successful movie series. He John Peel (Rm. .02)- Read3,n^s: (Rm. 109) has been active in California politics for many years. Trek II:11:30 AM - Film: 2001: Space Odyssey 12:15 PM - Film: Star 1 7 1 0 0 The Wrath of Khan (Rm. 100)T ^ ) 12:30 PM - Readings: (Rm. 109)- Lecture: "The Making of The "The Artwork- 'Wrath of Khan'" with Allan Asherman - Panel Discussion: r m of S~. F. and Fantasy", with. 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'We're not just another English band passing through," vocalist Bono Vox released partway into U2's set Sunday night in the Gym. "We're from Ireland. And we're here to stay." Correct on both counts. Twice before, U2 traveled the United States, performing to mostly sold-out clubs everywhere. Then, each of their songs con- tained their unmistakeable racing-pulse beat and over-simplified chord movements. It was impressive music with elementary lyrics. People all across America- and the world- were dancing to the thundering "I Will Follow" and the rest of their 1981 debut aRbum, "Boy," and from later that year, "Oc- tober." They were the most talented- and youngest- of the dozen or so bands that had come, since 1980, from the British Isles in a revival of droning psychedelic rock. But they were limited. They had nothing to say. Now they've returned, and with the 10 Bono vox and -Boy- on a),age songs that make up their latest LP, "War," The Edge is capable of producing a terri- British paratroopers killed 13 civilians in an they brought along more than exciting dance fying sound on his guitar that is at once pow- illegal civil-rights demonstration in Londond- music, more than just impressive sounds. erful and lyrical. It's heavy on the reverb and erry. Red lights pierced from behind through Sunday night's entire concert took on the makes for U2's distinguishable sound. He's the fog-filled stage area adding to the uneasi- theme of the sectarian strife in Northern Ire- no guitar hero- often no more than two ness of the song's subject. And when the land, the subject of war. The music was still chords can be detected in any one song- but song eased up into some lush, sustained as electrifying and dynamic as ever- and the he makes it work, in dazzling fashion. Vox's chords, Vox had no trouble receiving assist- sold-out gymnasium crowd was on their feet vocals are rugged, urgent and heartfelt, and ance from the audience in singing "How throughout the show- but it didn't take a from "Gloria" on they passed magically over long?" over and over. literary genius to know that U2 wants the Edge's simple-chord riffs. This clearly was the peak of the concert's world to be aware of what the Irish call "the With ""Seconds" U2 introduced the subject dramatic intensity, but it was not until the troubles;" the problem in Ireland. In a moving of Ireland. It's a song about the insanity of easy ballad of -40" as the final encore did and sensitive way, U2 got their message nuclear blackmail. As bassist Adam Clayton any of the evening's excitement diminish. across painfully clear, and entertained 3,000 works a sleepy funk riff, Vox sings, "it takes a Three white flags waved from the back of the people, nonetheless, like only one of the second to say goodbye/Push the button and stage on giant poles and during "The Electric finest dance bands in the world could do. pull the plug, say goodbye.'" Co.," Vox carried one atop the speakers 'This is 'Gloria,"' Vox announced and the "This is not the rebel song."" With these which stood stage left. Some 20 feet above evening's opening number, "Gloria," was words from Vox, U2 broke into "'Sunday, the first row seats, Vox continued the words greeted with a deafening roar of approval. Bloody Sunday," the most alarming song of the song. Bass-heavy, and with a rumbling beat, the from "War," which apparently addresses In "11 0 Clock Tick Tock," U2's first of song echoed through the gymnasium. Bloody Sunday, a 1972 incident in which three encore numbers, Vox ventured a dozen rows into the crowd and sat atop one man's shoulders as he sang the words to the song. Some further clowning around took place back on stage, Vox waltzing about with a fe- male member of the first row, and U2 tore into the explosive "I Will Follow." c Complimenting Vox's charming and flex- - ible voice, and the band's unquestionable lyr- m ical growth, U2 contains a mighty power-trio. en Working with Edge and Clayton, Larry Mullen < on drums blends in wonderously. Together, z the three push through each piece with ef-- fortless precision. at Formed in 1976 at an experimental school = in Dublin, U2 has already established them- jgi selves as accomplished performers and crea- tors of music. And with none of the band's g members over twenty-three, it must be men- ^ tioned here that their potential, indeed, is v frightening. c Someone and the Somebodies opened for X U2 with a disappointing try at percussion- > heavy rock. Attempting to combine a Talking = Heads approach- lead singer Robbi Davis , comes close to sounding like David Byrne* with a jungle beat found in the worst of Bow- ; wowwow. The Somebodies failed, especial on the former. Davis. Michael Glickman, and Tristram Lozaw all played guitar and. on such songs as "Newvo" and "Push" caused no- is thing more than confusion. > a--it Adom Ceoy (right) *nd Bono (left) captivate the audience m - - m a liu- m I T it__M * ' E _ __m - I m -~~~~~~~~ I_! FREE ypewri ;> Cheek UpChk Y-e-- EARN THINGS IN ^^Whether WaJumt LaM s OQuaTHY NEVE HEAR O or Won't Work At AD ... IN ENGINEERING sSCOOL VWE CAN OLPtin slop InFor A Free E _ Army Officer Candidate is Typiiei4Craft School (O.C.S.) 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By Mitchel Cohen reasons, because it's not there), it worms this way and U.S.'s proposal is for the Soviet Union to remove all its Most of [President Ronald] Reagan's war talk is easy that, at best calling for reduced military expenditures SS-20's in exchange for notdeploying the Pershing II's to expose. His satellite photos of "a new airport in in Central America. Liberalism is bankrupt; it pro- and cruise missiles, which would leave England and Grenada for intercontinental bombers to land on"- a vides no answers. It only draws out the amount of France with missiles intact, pointed at a Soviet Union scare tactic if ever there was one- was handily ridic- suffering, the amount of death. It feels guilty about it, now bereft of defense. The U.S. refuses to include its uled the next day in Newsday, with pictures their own but it nevertheless apologizes and provides cover for NATO allies in the count. (If the French Communist reporters had taken standing on the supposedly the brutal foreign policies of the U.S. government, Party ever won the majority in Parliament, watch how "secret" runway itself. Far from being the secret pro- whether under the Republicans or Democrats. fast France would then be included by the U.S. in the ject Reagan lied about, the Grenadans were proud of Since so much of the distortion about Central Amer- missile count- on the Soviet side.) the work they were doing. They even posed proudly for ica is a carryover from how we view the arms race and The Soviet Union, meanwhile, has pledged a "no photographs, next to a sign that said forthrightly: the "evil" Russians, what follows is a debunking of our first strike", and asked the U.S. to at least state the "Soon to be a new International Airport." They pointed government's arguments, as presented by Ronnie him- same. But the U.S. declined. Fully one-half of all U.S. out that a number of U.S. corporations had been con- self in his recent speech: and NATO missiles deployed in W. Germany are tracted to build it. 1) Reagan claimed that the Soviets have made rapid pointed not at the Soviet Union (which has no, that is Yet, it seems that if a lie is repeated enough times, at advances in their military capability over the past zero, missles stationed anywhere in the world outside least some of it rubs off on peoples' minds. This is the several years, while the U.S. has stood idly by, and that its own territory and on submarines, a incredibly sur- situation with the lie about Russian "interference' in this has produced a "window of vulnerability" for the prising fact, given our brainwashingbut at cities Latin and Central America, which is used as a pretext U.S. This is simply not true. The U.S. has substantially inside Germany, to be able to, supposedly, nuke Rus- for the very real (and very deadly) U.S. military and upgraded each leg in the nuclear triad over the past sian tanks when they come tearing across the border. economic aid to the right-wing butchers running El decade, including installation of highly accurate Mark Thus, the refusal to declare a "no first use" by the U.S. Salvador today, and to the fascist Nicaraguan ex- 12A warheads on its vinute Man III missiles, installa- and its stated declaration to use nuclear weapons patriates, former members of the hated National tion of Trident I missiles on existing submarines, the against a conventional force, and also, the parallel Guard loyal to the dead dictator, Somoza. Thus, in a launching of a new Trident submarine (with several development of a deathly frightened, desperate anti- recent expose, United Press International issued pho- more under construction), and modernization of the U.S. missile movement in Germany and in the rest of tos of soldiers in Honduras opening crates of U.S. wea- B-52 bomber force. For Reagan to hi-lite Soviet mil- \Europe. pons that, by law, were not allowed to be sent there, itary advances without also talking about those of the which are being used in the current assault against the U.S. is to intentionally distort the picture. As the chart Other offers made in recent months by the Soviets popular Sandinista government of Nicaragua. shows, every single Soviet development of nuclear include withdrawing all its missiles east of the Ural reach any It is a tribute to the democratic aspirations of the weapons has been in response to prior unilateral mountains, where they would be unable to American people that our government feels it has to lie upgrading done by the U.S. territory beyond the Russian border, in exchange for to us in order to protect corporate interests abroad. But the U.S. to not deploy the Pershing II's and cruise it is a sad commentary on our historical acuity that we offensive missiles. The U.S. along with its pseudo- allow even a small portion of the lie to sink in. The "Red US ,Action)USSR (Reactdon) socialist buddy, Mitterand of France, Thatcher of Menace" is perhaps one of the longest sustained lies in First chain reaction 12/2/42 12/24/46 England and Shultz in Germany, told the Soviets to go - American history- and this is coming from a Marxist First atom bomb exploded 7/16145 8/23/49 to hell with its proposal. Flnt H-bomb exploded 11/1/52 8/12/S3 3) Reagan's claim that the USSR is threatening the activist who wishes it were true- and is used to whip European alfances in effect 8/24149 5/14/55 up patriotic fervor in defense of corporate profits sold -U.S. in Central America is completely false. The mil- Tactical nukes in Europe 1954 1957 is the result of popular to as as the "national interest. 1966 itary conflict in El Salvador Strteofc mnisykbuild-up 1961 against an oppressive military dictatorship Thus, we have the slogan: "U.S. and U.S.S.R. out of Fitt supersonc bomber 1960 1975 rebellion Dave Central America"; similarly, we have "U.S. and Fint nucler submarine 960 19s propped up by the U.S., not the Soviet Union. As U.S.S.R. Freeze the arms race." If it were just a matter SoUd fuel In mleds M960 1968 Dellinger puts it, "If the Soviet Union flew over Ban- or of defending Soviet "honor" with no rami- Multiple warheads on millea 1964 1973 gor Maine and dropped some arms, would that make of words, None to date Ifications in the real world, I wouldn't care less about Penetration aids in min" 1964 the people there rise up in revolution?" Unfortunately, High-speed warheads 1970 197S in El such slogans, since I am no great fan of the Soviet no. Massive oppression is causing people to revolt MIRVI 1970 1975 existence of weapons. Union, and I see the communist society we need to Salvador, not the Computerized guidance 1970 1975 even defensive Soviet weapons hardly exist in establish in the U.S. as something far different than Yet, Salvador. Vitually all of the arms used by the guer- the type of societies that exists in Russia and China, El rillas, as shown many times in the straight press, are which are not communist regardless of how they might obtained on the black market, in Europe, and by win- view themselves. According to the U.S. government's own statistics. ning them in battle. Contrast that to the arms received r But these are more than slogans. They reflect a way U.S. and NATO countries out-spent the Soviet Union by the right-wing former National Guardsmen, who about our world which is a-historical, and and Warsaw Pact countries on the military during the W thinking raiding Nicaragua from across the Honduran a portion of the lie has seeped into 1970's by at least $100 billion. are which indicates that who are trained in campus in Florida and in the world as a battle 2) Reagan's claim that the Soviet Union has 1,300 border, our brains. By visualizing have U.S. military advisers co- sight of the indi- warheads on intermediate range nuclear missiles the Carolinas, who between two super-powers, we lose and you get a clearer picture the while the U.S. has none denies the existence of the ordinating their actions, genous fight against oppression being waged by try to NATO nuclear deterrent. Of the nuclear weapons the about who is supplying whom with what. To people of El Salvador. Guatemala, Honduras and, battle between U.S. and its allies have at sea and on land for war in portray events in Central America as a eventually, Mexico. The real people there- people and misses the Europe, over 2,000 are capable of striking targets the two superpowers not only is false who love, people who bleed, people who want to be incorrect strate- the Soviet Union. If the Pershing II and cruise whole point, but in so doing, leads to free- become reduced, in this mind-set, to pawns of inside there. missiles are deployed in Europe, they will provide a gies for fighting against the intervention one super-power or another, when this is simply not the last year released an first-strike capability the Soviets can't duplicate- A group within the C.I.A. itself case. Yet the U.S. government relies heavily on the white paper, detailing the unless they move to install missiles in Central Amer- extremely well-documented American people continuing to buy this interpreta- and refuting, point by This is the basis of the Soviet proposal, which says: extent of U.S. involvement tion, in order to say: "Well, as long as the Russians ica! about Soviet involve- Instead of Reagan's bogus zero-option, let's make point, the government's claims continue to arm the left, that justifies us arming the ment. Soviet aircraft, for instance, those "new and resist the left-wing ons- Europe completely unclear free! The Soviet Union governments there in order to insidious weapons." ballyhooed by Reagan in his for Russia to leave Cen- wants all missiles, including those of France and Eng- laught" Liberal strategy calls speech, have been in Cuba for more than 20 years. it doesn't (among other land, included in any negotiated withdrawals. The tral America, and when hardly new, hardly offensive, hardly weapons. The - --~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~military systems revealed by Reagan from his now- ridiculous satellite photos- supposedly startling reve- lations against Nicaragua designed to get us to I an shudder in our boots and rationalize Reagan's illegal arms shipments to the fascists are soley defensive in 1| TSHRETE M TI nature and pose no threat to neighboring countries whatsoever. Compare that, again. with the equipment received by the fascist junta in El Salvador from the \ U.S. 4) The President's claim that the Freeze is unverifia- u) ble has been refuted by many experts. A total freeze on A> m the testing, production and deployment of nuclear U5 weapons and their associated delivery systems would be easierto verify than traditional arms control agree- z ments of a more limited nature, since almost any activ- ity could be assumed to be an abrogation of the treaty. many C In spite of all the evidence. the reluctance of :3 organizers to place the burden on the U.S.- which 0 would necessarily entail investigating why the U.S. is doing what it's doing, and thus, what is capitalism all as about- hinders the development of a succcessful anti- am war movement, and allows for liberals to keep the issues of El Salvador and the Freeze separate. It pre- vents us from doing what we desperately need to do, if 40 we are to get the U.S. out of the war busineg. and (*) *ys=,^IL begin the development of a new, free society here at -** home. (7T7 writer is aformerStony Brook Audent and Aurent mfiber of the Red Balloon Collectivew) CO - lob hunting? .Everyone is. 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Appropriate criteria transfer student who is a grad two undergraduate studies, Fred for nomination includes, but is uate of one of Long Island's Preston, vice-president for Stu- not limited to. outstanding year colleges. of the Chan dent Affairs, with support from achievement or potential in one The presentation for Excellenc the offices of the President, of the following- writing, theat- cellor's Award An will also be mad Provost and Undergraduate rical or musical performance, Teaching to two distin- Studies, will honor the achieve- art, research, course work. uni- next Wednesday guished faculty. Christina ments of over 40 Stony Brook versity service or community Bethin, assistant professor of undergraduates on May 11. service. 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In disposing of Elway, who threatened to play baseball rather than sign with Baltimore, the Colts received from Denver quarterback Mark Herrmann. offensive tackle Chris Hinton and the Broncos' No. 1 draft pick in 1984. Hinton, Denver's No.1 selection and the No.4 choice overall in last week's draft, was reported having second thoughts about an NFL career. Dick Lynn, the attorney representing Hinton, said his client was "crushed" by the trade, which was announced Monday night, and would entertain offers from the Chicago Blitz of the fledgling United States Football League. The deal apparently was engineered by Colt's owner Robert Irsay, whose impulsive statements and moves have Photo Cou rtesy B J Kaye made him unpopular in Baltimore, without the knowledge of The Stony Brook cycling team finished second in the eastern championships. Coach Frank Kush or General Manager Ernie Accorsi. "I know as much about it as you do," Kush said yesterday when he was contacted about the trade. Accorsi was not available for comment. "We knew they Irsay and club attor- ney Michael Chernoff were talking to a number of teams and Cyclists Place Second that Denver was one of them," Kush said. "But we had no idea the trade was finalized." As late as Monday, Kush was contending that the club's In Championships stand on Elway- the player had told the Colts prior to the draft he would not play for them, but Baltimore insisted on By B.J. Kaye The top Patriot finnishers were Gloria picking him anyway-was in the best interests of the team This past Saturday was the race that all the Kreutzberg and Jan Bender, ninth and twelfth and the NFL. collegiate teams look forward to each year: the place respectively, in the women's race. Chris "If we gave in," Kush said, "what would happen to every Eastern Championships. Stony Brook placed se- Joimides and George Khouri took fourth and kid who wanted to play in Los Angeles or Dallas instead of cond out of 35 teams representing schools from sixth place respectively in the men's "B" race. wanting to go to Houston? The system is built on the teams the east coast of the United States. All the Ivy Hewitt Thayer and Eric Zaltas pl-ced second you want to help out. There's nothing wrong with the League colleges were represented as well as and eighth in the men's "A" race. system." Navy, University of New Hampshire, Rens- Due to the bad weather conditions, this race After being chosen by the Colts, Elway, in a telephone saeler Polytechnical Institute and the host team, was a 'tougher ride" than others, according to conversation with Kush, expressed his disappointment and Penn State. Kreutzberg. She also stated "It was longer than told the Colts not to call back. The Colts didn't, but Jack most races." Elway, the quarterback's father, called Kush the following Last year at the championships, Penn State According to Kreutzberg. more women are day and they talked several more times before last weekend. was the only team able to beat the Patriots. but becoming involved in this sport. "Last year Eve The San Diego Chargers offered two first-round picks, the their margin of victory was convincing. This had one woman. this year we have three 20th and 22nd in this year's draft, plus a No. 1choice in 1984. year, however, the Patriots closed the gap be- women," she said. The Colts resisted, saying the compensation was insuffi- hind the Penn State Lions. In fact. the competi- Although being second on the east coast for cient. Then Irsay struck. tion was so close this year that the final results two years in a row is a great honor for the team. (Compiled from the Associated Press) were not announced until 1V2 hours after- the especially considering the caliber of the s;-hools events were over as point totals were checked they have competed against. the elation was not I and re-checked in order to determine that Penn there at the awards ceremony. The team. how- -State had indeed won. In the end, the Lions ever, is looking forward to next year as almost scored 492 points to the Patriots 468 points. all the riders will he returning and the thought Coming in third place was Cornell University, of how first place was almost achieved for t (lo Riding Team the top Ive League finisher, with 400 points. Le- consecutive years will make them work even high placed fourth. harder. -:Places Fifth By Rose Ahrens The Stony Brook Riding Team participated in the National Intercollegiate Horse Show in Buena Vista, Vir- gina this past weekend. Overall the team came in fifth, behind hosting team Southern Seminary who earned 39 points. Twelve riders from Stony Brook competed against other riders from each of the eight regions in the eastern United States. The show was held for two days; individual competi- tions took place on Saturday and the Cartier Teams com- peted on Sunday, May 1. Individual qualifiers from the team were Regina Kassner from Division One in the Walk-Trotevent and Matt (ribbons in Open Walk Trot Canter and the Open Fence class events. Kassner captured the National Walk-Trot (hampionship on Saturday, winning over a class of sixteen riders. Matt Gibbons won the sixth place position over fences. (Gibbtx)ns was also High Point Rider in Region I for flatwork in 1982- 83. Alumni qualifiers were Emilio Sosa in Alumniover Fen- ces. Connie Lacey in Flat and Fences. (Jail Peckenschneider over fences and Andrea G(uttman on the flat. Over fences (/)CA Lacy. Sosa and Peckenschneider took third. fourth and fifth respectively. Lacey also won the Alumni Championship on m the flat while G(utman placed fourth. So-sa had been Alumni (n High Point Rider for the 1982-83 season. K Every year each of the eight regions sends a team of riders z 'to compete for the Cartier Cup. Representing Stony Brook and Region I were: Mary Leister. Leonard Grenci. Nancy 0 Slanover, Kim Martin. Gibbon and Randi Moire. :3 The Cartier Team earned a total of 18 points: leister- 06CL fourth place with three points; Grenci. sixth place with one to point; Slanover. fifth place with two points: Martin. seventh place with no points, Gibbons. fifth place with two points: Slanover. fourth place with three points: Martin. fourth place with three points and Moore. third place with four points. A new Jumper Class was included thisyear. One rider was -< chosen from each region to demonstrate his jumping ability over fences 3'6" to 3'9" high. Moore rode off against seven others and won the third place ribbon weith three clear rounds and a final jump-off a time of 315.7 seconds over a course of eight fences. cn Riders Place Secondc Fifth In Weekend Meet -Page 15 Stony Brook Tennis Team Aces C' - ;SI qw By Sharon Marcus The Stony Brook men's tennis team played an im- pressive match against Staten Island College (CSI) last Saturday. The Patriots consistently overpowered their opponents with a win of 7-2. First singles player Michael Lee easily beat CSI player Ish Duran with scores of 6-2, 6-3. Dennis Marcus gave CSI's number two player Pete Fede a run for his money, just losing 4-6, 6-4,6-7. Third and fourth singles Steven Sacks and Alan Shapiro domi- nated Staten Island's Brian Donlan and Julio Lava, winning 7-5, 64, and 6-3, 6-3 respectively. Another close match lasting three sets went to CSI's number five seed Don Bucholtz, who defeated Patriot Tim Nimmer 3-6, 6-1, 6-3. Finally, in a win for Stony Brook, Tony Foster beat CSI's Andy Carril 6-3, 6-1. The Stony Brook players once again lived up to their reputation of strength in doubles, conquering all three Staten Island teams. Team one of Marcus and Sacks endured three sets to win 3-6,6-0, 7-5. Lee and Nimmer of the second team defeated CSI 6-3, 7-5. In one more three-setter, third doubles Shapiro and Foster defeated CSI 6-2, 3-6, 6-4. Tolerating stormy conditions and generally bad weather last Monday, the team played against Hof- stra. Most players agreed that the strong wind was a significant disadvantage throughout the match, making it extremely difficult to control the ball. Hof- stra wound up defeating Stony Brook 6-3. First and third singles Lee and Sacks were both defeated in two sets by Hofstra players Stu Reisch and Andy Cohen, 6-3, 6-0, and 7-6, 6-1 respectively On the other hand, second and fourth players Marcuc and Shapiro of Stony Brook were victorious, winning 6-1, 6-3, and 6-4, and 6-4, 7-6 over David Jenkins an( Bill Kugelman of Hofstra. In addition, fifth seede< Stony Brook player Amos Dottino defeated Rand] Leiberman in a close match, scoring 6-2, 7-6; and Hof stra's Bill Foley just won his match against numbe six Patriot, Foster, 2-6, 6-3, 6-3. These two recent matches bring the team's overal Statesman/Sunil Matta won-lost record to 6-6 this season. the team will play Statesman/Sund Matta again this Thursday at 3 PM against the New York Micheal Lee sizes up a back hand. Institute of Technology. Stony Brook swept the three doubles matches Saturday. Hockey, Swim Teams Reach Their PeaksI mc ce It I "ea c. T. 1'tus I ear in exports, f0art MM £;0< --. VL %x mw A lmm - iFoi -Tikr,'U -A M -O _StJ idn64111plima Patriots tjijiil vrmHIC; I V4 Patriot Si ke History a/ ships to have four All-Americans on The national team consisted of Ute place in their division-one point - The winter season was an impres- the same team in one season. The Rahn, Jan Bender, Collette Houston, behind Morris County College-and 0W- sive one for Stony Brook sports, par- team's time at this championship in Cindy Hamlett and Martha Lem- they finished sixth out of the confer- ticularly for the hockey team, and the 400-yard medley broke Metropol- mon. At the national championships ence's 21 eastern teams. >.q both the men's and women's swim itan Conference and Stony Brook held in Ohio, Bender earned two All- teams. previous records. American titles, which were added to The teWm won their first playoff The men's team had a "triple cham- By the end of the season. the team the eight titles she had won in pre- game in six year They beat Fair- vious years. leigh Dickinson University, 6-3& in 3 pionship" semon as the team won had broken 10 school records, owned their Division III title, the SUNY many Metropolitan records and had The Pats placed sixth in New York the first round. The team then lost to I center title and the Metropolitan a season dual meet record of 7-1. "It State and 33rd in the country while Wagner College and Ramapo Coge title. .was a rewarding season," coach John winning the Western Division Metro- Vand was eliminated -from the In March, the team became the Deblarie commented. 'We accomp- politan Championship for the second playoffs. but the elimination in no Metropolitan Conference Cham- lished our goals. This is the greatest time. The team also broke 18 school .way took away the fact that the team I/ pions. Fifteen members of the team team Ive ever coached." and had a seon record of had an impre season. The team CO became All-Metropolitan winners. The women's swim team placed 10-1. Speaking of the graduating concentrated on their skag smakills The national team consisted of Tom sixth in the New York State Associa- seniors leaving the team, coach Dave during the season and the ability of e Alexander said.They will be hard to one playertotake the plai eofther <0 Aird, John Dennelly, Jim Donlevy, tion of Intercollegiate Athletics for Bjorn Hansen, Marc Laurens and Women Championship, held in .replace." prowdded for the teames depth and captain Howie Levine. The Patriot March. Within threedaysof competi- TThe Stony Brook hockey team ability to go far this put season. national swimmers allowed Stony tion, rive school records were broken made history this seon. The team Coach Rick Levchuck noted that the Brook to become the first school at and four of these times qualified for finished with a 15-2 record, the best team's depth was perhaps one of dh the NCAA Division III champion- nationals. in it's history. They finished second most important aspects of the team.