Friday, September 23, 1988

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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspaper at Rose-Hulman Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rose Thorn Archive by an authorized administrator of Rose-Hulman Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. FRIDAY, SEPT. 23, 1988 Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology Vol. 24, No. 5 GO ROSE GO ROSE Cross Country Soccer BEAT BEAT Wabash T1113141" Rhodes Hulbert finalizes institute goals by Keith Miller the top goals into financial and more intellectual atmosphere, In a recent meeting of the Presi- academic "challenges". with the faculty keeping up to date News Briefs dent's Administrative Council, The main financial challenges professionally and more student Rose-Hulman President Samuel include paying for the new debate on current issues; and a F. Hulbert summarized the final- Moench Hall renovation in order need for more diversity in the stu- Keyboard artists featured in ized institute goals for the new to get on with the new master dent body. academic year. plan; appropriately compensat- "Students learning from stu- opening fine arts program The three top goals are to insure ing faculty and staff to insure top dents," he says and notes that academic excellence in educating quality in every field; and finding Rose-Hulman is too homo- engineers and scientists to ad- more financial aid for the stu- geneous, and is in need of' Organists Ric Iannone and dress the enormously complex dents. more minorities, international Dave Cooper will kick off the and important moral, social, and According to Hulbert, over 90% students, students from urban 1988-89 Fine Arts series at technical dilemmas of the 21st of the student body receives finan- areas, and women. He adds,"Our Rose-Hulman on Sept. 24 with century; to strive to make Rose- cial aid - the largest percentage of students don't have as much so- a concert featuring the latest Hulman a truly great educational any school in the state - at an aver- cial exposure, and are not as in computerized music. institution by the beginning of the age of $7,000 per student. There- comfortable dealing with Iannone and Cooper, staff 21st century; and to eliminate fore over 7.5 million dollars is women." artists for Wersi Electronics, academic and financial barriers needed each year to meet this Rose is making changes now, to Rose-Hulman becoming one of need. with such improvements as Inc. will present a 90-minute Ric lannone and Dave Cooper up- concert starting at 7:30 p.m. in the outstanding educational in- Hulbert also sees a revolution dated lab facilities and the use of the Moench Hall Auditorium. icate the Wersi organ that is stitutions of the next century. taking place, with changes many different computer pro- Cooper said the show,during located in the college's Hul- When asked how he intends to needed in education. His academ- grams in the classroom. It is Dr. which they will play two state- man Union Building. achieve these goals, Hulbert re- ic challenges include a need to in- Hulbert's belief that Rose is of-the-art digital instruments, Iannone is an honors gradu- sponded, "By accomplishing the tegrate the computer with the uniquely qualified to be the will include a variety of music. ate of the Philadelphia 182 supporting goals." He divides work curriculum; a need for a leader in the revolution. "Our concert will range Academy of Music and be- from pop and big band sounds came Wersi's first staff artist to country and western, class- in 1977. He first toured Europe ical and dixieland. Our shows three years ago. also feature traditional theatre Cooper began playing pro- Educators wary of Bush's vows organ music and we'll include fessionally at the age of 15 and medleys from such greats as four years later had recorded Count Basie and Duke Elling- two albums. to be 'Education President' ton," he noted. At Wersi, he teaches at the Earlier this year, the duo company's music school and is by Michael O'Keeffe States thinks "you can take the supporter of the United Negro Col- was featured in a three-week, responsible for many of the (CPS) — "I have been going vice president at his word: he lege Fund, donating half the 12 city-tour of Europe that was sounds on Wersi instruments, around the country saying that I wants to be the education presi- royalties he receives from his climaxed by a special invita- particularly the theatre organ want to be known as the 'educa- dent," he wonders whether Bush autobiography Looking Forward tion to perform at the World's voices. tion president,' George Bush said would take the political heat of to the fund. funding programs Largest Music Fair in Frank- Tickets for the concert can during a campaign stop in Califor- college at the While a Texas congressman furt, West Germany. be purchased at the door prior nia this summer. "The reason is expense of, say, defense. from 1967 to 19'70, Bush did vote for This is their second ap- to the performance. Prices are simple: Opportunity is what "Whoever is elected president the major education funding bills pearance at Rose-Hulman. $3 for adults and $1.50 for America is all about, and educa- has to face three major pro- that arose. The duo was featured in a per- senior citizens and non-Rose tion is the key to opportunity." blems," McGuiness said."He will Education, in fact, is one arena formance two years ago to ded- Students. An educated workforce, Bush have to deal with the budget and where Bush appears eager to dis- believes, is the key to a prosper- trade deficits, the high priority tance himself from the Reagan ous economy. To prepare that placed on defense spending and administration, but many cam- workforce, he promises more stu- the commitment to entitlements pus denizens, unrepentantly dent aid, plans to help families for older people, such as Social resentful of Reagan, wonder save for their children's educa- Security." where he was when they needed Fall quarter blood drive Sept. 28 tion and programs to bring more "He can't do anything (about him. minority students to campuses. education) if he doesn't address "The question is, where has he He says his U.S. Dept. those problems first." been for the last eight years?" It's time again for the RHA- Terre Haute. of Educa- tion would avoid the For middle-class students, the asked Michael Edwards of the IFC-APO fall quarter blood Although the Rose student con- frontational vice-president,like his Democrat- National Education Association. drive. body has done well in support- style of President Reagan's Education Dept., ic opponent, Gov. Michael Duka- "For a lot of people, it is going to This year, the drive will be ing the community in the past, under William Bennett. kis, proposes creating a College take some convincing, and held Sept. 28 from 10 a.m. to 3 there will always be a need for And while all that might Savings Bond. The bond would be they're going to doubt his credi- p.m. in the game room in the new donors. Presently, nearly sound very attractive to similar to U.S. Savings Bonds,ex- bility." Hulman Memorial Union. 50% of the blood and blood a national college community buffeted by eight cept that interest earned would be But Terrel Bell, President The blood drives affords products used locally must be years of budget cuts and tax-free if the bond is applied to Reagan's first Education secre- Rose-Hulman students the op- shipped in. White House criticism, a lot of people in college expenses. tary, noting vice presidents are portunity to provide a great Eligible donors are highly higher education think Helping students pay for college supposed to play subservient service to Terre Haute and the encouraged to attend. George should be "one of our highest surrounding community. Bush is full of bunk. roles, didn't "think it's fair to say Bush "will do whatever his priorities in the 1990s," Bush says. the vice president should Each year the Rose commu- be advisors tell him to do to get The vice president, a Yale grad, responsible for the president's nity donates more blood units We need you. elected. Hell, it's politics," said does have a long record of policies." than any other organization in Dr. Robert Clodius of the National supporting black colleges. Many Although Bush avoided criticiz- Association of State Universities black college presidents credit ing the Reagan administration's and Land Grant Colleges. Bush with helping their institu- education policies in public, Bell While Dr. Aims McGuiness of tions secure federal grants. said, he did so often during Long joins college relations staff the Education Commission of the Bush, too, has been a long-time cabinet meetings.

Dale Long, a member of the past year, he has been the Terre Haute Tribune-Star newspaper's entertainment editorial staff for the past five editor. years, has been appointed as- Prior to his work in Terre sistant director of college rela- Haute, Long was managing tions at Rose-Hulman. editor of the Daily Citizen in Long will work in the area of Linton. He has also been a public and media relations. He sports reporter for the Paines- will be responsible for publiciz- ville Telegraph in Ohio and ing the achievements of Rose- worked in the sports informa- Hulman students, serving as tion office at his alma mater, the college's sports informa- the University of Toledo. He tion director and developing earned a B.A. degree in jour- contacts with local, regional nalism in 1980. and national media. He assumed his new duties Long has been honored by Sept. 19. the Hoosier State Press As- Since joining the Tribune- sociation and the Ingersoll Star in 1983, Long has served Publishing Company for his as assistant city editor, news writing and editorial layout and sports reporter. For the skills.

(Mat/ /tea/ (fra. photo by Eric k "INTO THE LAKE WITH A special, eight-page edition of the Rose-Thorn, featuring YA'!" — The annual freshman-sophomore War of the Bonfire con- tinues to rage onward. Freshman residents of BSB Hall, floor 2 (shown above) prepare to a section on (--77oiNtriviitiT Lhircyt -r,fie/iceicelr4 lake sophomore Bill Bates after a Sept. 17 sophomore attack that resulted in the burning of several bonfire timbers. FRIDAY, SEPT. 23, 1988 PAGE 2 ROSE THORN Opinion and Columns SCAMPS - worth checking out by Cara Drake Wednesday evenings and give Are you looking for a place concerts at various churches where you can meet stimulating around I,. ana. In addition to all people with similar interests, be this, SCA \ PS also goes to con- rejuvenated from the daily has- certs and etreats, on hayrides, sles of college life. and just have a and gives parties. If you know you good time? Why not try SCAMPS? want to get involved on campus, What does SCAMPS mean? As a but aren't sure what organization newcomer this year, I couldn't tell to join, SCAMPS is worth check- you. But I can tell you what we do. ing out. SCAMPS is an opportuni- We meet for worship every Sun- ty to be around other Christians day morning at 9:30 and again on who share your faith. For me the Wednesda2,, nights for a program best part is the warmth of the peo- and fellowship. If you like to get ple and their willingness to accept up early. we have Bible study Fri- new members and make them day mornings at 6:30 a.m. We also feel welcome. The SCAMPS house have small disciple groups that is located at 601 North 8th Street. meet throughout the week to just north of the Statesman Tow- study the Bible. If you like to sing ers. To anyone who is interested, you can become involved in sing- let me extend an invitation to ing SCAMPS. come and see what we are all We practice on Sunday and about. Entertainment Briefs C.:PS The Dead speak out for forests 'OF(SARA \14E ‘tkAi. ?01.1C.I Of n7,\tia OUT Flik,ST. we. LIISI ?nIFER I'D )0 17 NATURES WM ,,,," -UPI-If U-2, Sting and Bruce Lead guitarist Jerry Garcia Springsteen can sing for told a news conference that the Amnesty International, then rain forests are disappearing the Grateful Dead can make at the rate of 50 million acres Lennon themselves heard for the every year, the equivalent of Goldman releases book on John world's vanishing rain forests. one square mile every six min- up to the area And that's what they did in utes. It also adds -UPI-In his book "Elvis,- the deep contempt that Goldman weak,drug -addicted, pervert who and New York last week, teaming of England, Scotland Albert Goldman found it easy to expresses for Lennon and his steals other people's material and of trees up with Greenpeace, Rainfor- Wales being cleared shatter the public perception of family... for the Beatles and their is obsessed with homosexuality. "In 60 est Action Network and Cultu- every year. Said Garcia, the King of Rock and Roll... be- fans... for Yoko Ono.. rock mu- Goldman quotes notoriously un- As a per- ral Survival. years, they'll be gone. cause Presley tried so hard to dis- sic ... and even for his own reliable English scandal sheets a of The Dead have a long history son, a musician and citizen guise his faults. sources. for his accusations... which in- of playing benefits for various the Earth, I object." But saying anything shocking On the first page, Yoko is de- clude the suggestion that Lennon causes. They will give the The so-called "greenhouse about John Lennon provides Gold- scribed as a "hideous" drug may have committed two murd- the three organizations the pro- effect" that accounts for man with a much tougher chal- addict... while Lennon is called ers. He offers no significant evi- getting ceeds of a September 24th con- Earth's atmosphere lenge. The former Beatle made no "feeble" and their son, Sean, is dence. part from cert at Madison Square warmer results in secret of his heroin use.. and his called "feral.- UPI's Swenson says the Garden. deforestation. was often attempts at music criticism are public behavior on, Lennon's mother is Further laughable and the book is riddled dramatically rude. little flirt." Beatles time season to begin a, "frivolous with factual errors about the Be- TV prime UPI pop writer John Swenson manager Brian Epstein is, "a of John Lennon," atles' recording history. -UPI-For ratings purposes, cause they provide the writers says "The Lives know nothing snob." George Har- book (Morrow, Swenson concludes that the the new television prime time with the most work in defining Goldman's new rison is, "a lap dog burying its provides very lit- book is a "bloated exercise in season begins next Monday. characters and dreaming up 700 pages, 22-95) mess" and Paul McCartney is, about Len- scorn (that) reveals little about But the effects of the writers' plots. tle new information "an ecstatic little puppy dog." six years of re- John Lennon but plenty about strike means it will come It is still possible to make non's life despite is new. though, is Overall, Lennon is painted as a Goldman." trickling in over four or five some guesses about the likely search. What months. hits and flops of the season. For example,"Baby Boom" NBC's "Dear John- and ABC's starring Kate Jackson pre- ,Roseanne" get unanimous ap- new single soon to hit shelves viewed on Saturday night but proval from critics, advertis- U-2's won't begin regular screening ing agencies and other in- until November 3rd. "A Fine terested parties. NBC's"Emp- Get ready for more U-2 music. appear on the L.P., "Hallelujah by The Edge and dedicated to the Romance" won't show until ty Nest" also gets a high rat- The new single, "Desire," is now (Here She Comes)." The B side Irish poet John Boyle O'Riley. January which makes it ing. out and it's just the first new song features a guest appearance by Dylan plays Hammond organ on almost a mid-season replace- On present plans, you can from the Irish rockers as they re- Billy Preston on Hammond organ "Hawkmoon 269" and he sings ment. see all three of those shows in- turn to action. and backing vocals. backing vocals on "Love Rescue The 22-week strike hit new the week beginning October Me," which he co-wrote with the shows the hardest. That's be- 3rd. They've just completed the tour The live performances on "Rat- band. "Angel of Harlem" was re- movie "U-2 Rattle and Hum," tle and Hum" are the Beatles' corded at the Sun studio in Mem- which is scheduled for nationwide "Helter Skelter," Bob Dylan's phis with the Memphis horns and release by Paramount on Novem- "All Along the Watchtower," and "When Love Comes to Town" fea- ber 4th. The soundtrack album four U-2 originals; "I Still Haven't tures B.B. King on vocals and THORN STAFF will be in the stores on October 3rd Found What I'm Looking For," guitar. Brian Eno plays keyboard and it includes nine new songs "Silver and Gold," "Pride," and for "Heartland" and Benmont of Tom Petty's The Rose Thorn is published weekly at Rose-Hulman along with six live tracks re- "Bullet and Blue Sky." Tench Heartbreakers plays keyboard on Institute of Technology, Box 170, 5500 Wabash Ave., corded during the 1987 U.S. tour. "Desire," the new single, is The new songs include "Van Di- "All I Want is You.""God Part 2" Terre Haute, IN 47803. Phone 812 877-1511 ext. 255. backed with a song that doesn't eman's Land," written and sung is the final new song. Editor Steve Ufheil News Editor P.J. Hinton Broadway musicals on the increase in Japan Sports Editor Clark Pentico -UPI-Broadway musicals are musical review from London that tions during its London run this Humor Editor Ron Dippold increasingly popular in Japan. will debut at the Minneta Lane year. But importing the production Theater. TV Asahi has imported Amer- Photo Editor Christian Schuler ican musicals to Japan before, be- complete with cast is very ex- of three It's about the lives ginning with "Sophisticated Lad- Advertising Steve Ufheil pensive, resulting in prices of up a shabby black women staying in ies" in 1983, and "My One and to 100 dollars per ticket. in the 1930's. TV As- Scott Kirkpatrick Chicage hotel Only," "West Side Story" and Business Manager 300 TV Asahi, a major Japanese TV ahi had invested about "Dreamgirls" since then. Other that Reporters P.J. Hinton, network hopes to cut that cost by thousand dollars in the show networks have done the same. But Epps. producing Broadway musicals of is being directed by Sheldon Asahi is the first to become in- Keith Miller, Ray Urbanic Square Jeff Valput, their own in partnership with U.S. The U.S. producer is M volved in original productions in Entertainment, which owns the Columnist Ron Dippold producers. the United States. Minetta Lane Theater. its intentions, Like everyone else who aspires Since announcing Dan Braker, flooded with Sportswriters to the Great White Way, Asahi is The production, which had a the network has been six years ago. inquiries from U.S. companies Cary Gerber, Ray Urbanic starting out off-Broadway with brief Broadway run "Blues in the Night.- That's a hit won two Oliver Award nomina- seeking joint productions. Photographers Tim Mulzer, Chris Sloffer, Joe Forler, Matt Morris, Tim Marling THE HAIR JUNCTION CAR WASH Layout The Editors 1737 N. 3rd • Amada Plaza Adviser David Piker 232-7375 Saturday, Sept. 24 $600 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. The Rose Thorn welcomes letters or comments from HAIR CUTS... readers. Articles, ideas, and announcements are also United Ministries Center desired. In view of length constraints, we reserve the & Up) (Reg. S34.95 $28" right to limit the lengths of comments and use excerpts PERMS from letters. All submitted material must be signed. All COST: $2.00 ALSO STUDENT DISCOUNTS material should be submitted at least one week prior to ON ALL OTHER SERVICES PROCEEDS WILL BE USED publication. exclusively FOR CENTER PROGRAMS COUPON -t FRIDAY, SEPT. 23, 1988 ROSE THORN PAGE 3 Sports Engineers strike fast against Washington

by Ray Urbanic Just as the Engineers' offense The Engineers scored three dominated the first half, the de- touchdowns in the first ten min- fense took control in clutch situa- utes of the game, going on to de- tions throughout the second half feat Washington University of St. against a rallying Washington Louis, 35-14. The win boosts team. Although the Bears put Rose's record to 2-1, marking the together effective drives and cut first time the Engineers are above Rose's lead 28-14 in the third quar- .500 this season. ter, timely forced fumbles and in- The large 21-0 lead in the first terceptions by the Engineers eli- quarter turned out to be very minated the chance of Washing- needed by Rose-Hulman, who ton getting any closer. faced a rejuvenated Washington team in the second half. If it were not for key defensive plays by the The defense truly gave a team Engineers, the game could have effort overall, several players been a lot closer. making key contributions in the Rose's consistant running game game. Senior Mike Tresmer led proved to be the deciding factor in the defense with 8 tackles with the victory, accounting for all five Ken Pierce and Mark Montgom- Rose-Hulman touchdowns. How- ery each having seven. Pierce ever, the offensive rushing was also picked off one of two Rose provided by two very different interceptions, giving the Engi- types of running backs. First, neers' defense ten interceptions there was tailback Tony Broad- this year in only three games. Pat nax having his best outing of the Thomas,the team's leading tackl- year. Broadnax led the team in er, made 6 tackles and forced rushing (120 yards on 19 carries), three fumbles, two of which pro- receiving (6 receptions for 38 duced Rose-Hulman touchdowns. yards), and returning kickoffs (2 for 46 yards). Overall, returns Next week, the Engineers will Broadnax had 204 all-purpose have the weekend off, not playing yards, including a spectacular 36- their next game until October 1st yard touchdown run in the first when they travel to play the Uni- quarter."Tony played a complete versity of Chicago. Coach Duncan ball game," commented Coach plans to use the extra time wisely. pnoto Oy Er. Pollack Scott Duncan."He gave us every- "This gives us a great opportunity Ken Pierce (2 R-H) tackles Chris Cerrato (11 Wash.), with Steve thing we wanted from a tailback. Jackson (25 R-H) coming to for the backups to get some quali- help out. He ran the ball exceptionally well ty work with the coaching staff. and caught the ball great, too." We're also able to get in two junior Then there's Rob Messmer, varsity games, which should also Rose-Hulman's own version of help their (the backups') develop- Soccer team defeats Rhodes "the Fridge," who scored four 1- ment... The guys have a lot of yard touchdowns on five carries. by Cary Gerber zolo scored a goal on a work on in the classroom and this direct free Coach Ruark stated that this The senior defensive end, who On Saturday, September 17, kick. will let them get some things done victory was due in part to the also played fullback last year, has Rose's soccer team came back off the field before we get in the 'solid defensive effort from the been joining the offensive crew from Memphis, Indiana with an- conference season." It took Rhodes approximately a fullbacks'. this season on goalline and short- other victory under their belt. The half-hour to score their first point, This victory makes Rose's CAC yardage situations, producing competition was against Rhodes tying the game.In the second half, record 1 - 0, while the overall rec- great results. Overall, Messmer College, the first Collegiate Ath- each team managed to keep the ord is 2- 4. The next set of games is leads the team in scoring touch- letic Conference game. Saturday other from scoring. It was not un- September 23 and 24, against downs with six in only three was a very nice day with the tem- til five minutes to the end that Principia at home and at IUPUI, games. Research perature around 85 degrees. With- Garrett Gelhausen shot the ball respectively. And whenever the running in six minutes of play, Dan Palaz- into the goal, breaking the tie. backs were tired or couldn't gain saves lives. yardage on the ground, quar- MONTHLY terback Jason Duff was there to 1988 Rose-Hulman Soccer Schedule Student Brunch pick up the needed yards through American Heart the air. Duff completed 20 of 36 Association Fri., Sept. 23 + PRINCIPIA COLLEGE HOME 3:30 Saturday, Sept. 24 passes for 245 yards, putting him- qiip self over the 4,500 yard milestone WERE FIGHTING FOR Sat., Sept. 24 IUPUI There 7:00 10:00 a.m. YOUR LIFE for career passing. Sat., Oct. 1 +*Earlham College There 10:30 United Ministries Center Sat., Oct. 8 *Centre College There 11:00 321 North 7th Wed., Oct. 12 ST. JOSEPH'S COLLEGE HOME 3:00 ENJOY A WARM MEAL 1988 Football Schedule WITH FRIENDS Sat., Oct. 15 ALUMNI GAME HOME 10:00 Sat., Sept. 24 Open Sun., Oct. 16 MILLIKIN UNIV. HOME 2:00 Sat. Oct. 1 at University of Chicago Sat., Oct. 22 +WABASH COLLEGE HOME 1:00 Sat. Oct. 8 at Taylor Sun., Oct. 23 *SEWANEE HOME 11:00 LOCK-IN Sept. 30-Oct. 1 Sat. Oct. 15 UNIV. OF EVANSVILLE Wed., Oct. 26 +GREENVILLE COLLEGE HOME 3:00 7:00 p.m. - 10:00 a.m. Sat., Oct. 29 Univ. of Indianapolis There 1:00 (HOMECOMING) United Ministries Center Head Coach: Greg Ruark Sat. Oct. 22 *at Centre 321 N. 7th, 232-0186 * Denotes College Athletic Conference Game Join us for an Sat. Oct. 29 *at Sewanee (2:00 p.m.) 4 Illinois-Indiana Collegiate Soccer Conference Game overnight of movies, Sat. Nov. 5 *RHODES munchies, and more! COUPON! • OPEN TIL 9 Sat., Nov. 12 *at Earlham Style Cut Head Coach: Scott Duncan Layer & Feathered FOR1VIULATE *College Athletic Conference games Home games played at Phil Brown Field '5.50 YOUR FUTURE All games 1:30 p.m., E.S.T. unless otherwise noted REG. $6.50 Expires 10-8-88 1988 Rose-Hulman His N Hers Engineering and science Hairstyling World students, the Air Force needs 1140 S. 25th 232-0631 Cross Country Schedule Minutes from Campus IN you. Your degree plus Air Force We match all tan ads — bring them in ROTC equals a commission as an Air Sat., Sept. 24 Wabash Crawfordsville All Tans $2.75 per session Force officer You'll really use your degree and Sat., Oct. 1 Beloit Invit. Beloit, WS $7.00 work at the forefront of technology Find out Shampoo, Cut & Style about our success formula and Air Force Fri., Oct 14 Indiana Intercollegiate Ind. Univ. PROFESSIONAL STAFF Tues.-Fri. 10-7, Sat. 9-5 ROTC scholarships. Contact: Sat., Oct. 15 HOMECOMING TBA /0 MINUTES CAPT JON COOPER FROM CAMPUS AllpS' Sat., Oct. 29 CAC Championship Sewanee, TN #..-:,,_ 812-237-2657

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10.11h1.1MONIMMEEM1W1 ,11 Sat., Nov. 19 NCAA Finals St. Louis, MO. 1233 Wobosh Avenue 111, P. '!"—.1 234-4760 Head Coach: Bill Welch Leadership Earellence Starts Hem -- Expires 10-8-88 PAGE 4 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, SEPT. 23, 1988

PAGE 5 Masked Marauder BLOOM COUNTY lby Berke Breathed strikes again FRONT AND CENTER, MISTER PRODUCT- !Cs about that time of year f,e'VEZDAWENT again, as the freshmen gear up to GENIUS build that homecoming bonfire, and the sophomores sim- ultaneously try to build a bridge across Lost Creek with the freshmen's railroad ties. To some. the bridges may tend to resemble a jumbled mass of ties thrown in the creek at random, but the up- perclassmen know that this is just cp•ck-tz: what happens when sophomore The Masked Marauder CE's try to design something... WRY- LAST MONT HAP Anyhow, security this year has cept for the fact that the light ' FLCASH WITH MY PAP APPYY 'WE been especially tight since this reflecting from his forehead NE"HEADY RUSH CAT-5•EAT XOPORANT year's sophomores let their out- made it almost impossible to see OF FISCAL 70 H15 RECEPYNG HAIttINE house be burnt to the ground last his plaid tie. Freshmen con- REVECA770N. wier year, and the extra security has verged, but the shadow sped away HAIRFEAVy, paid off. We have this report from into the night. "He was just too the field: fast for us. That sucker could BONFIRE FIELD,Ind. - After an move!" one freshman was quoted embarrassing night a week ago as saying. when all of the freshmen's ties Fortunately, the Thorn had a were dumped in Lost Creek (as a photographer on the scene, main- sophomore class recreation of the taining our high standard of jour- Tacoma Narrows bridge), fresh- nalistic excellence. He got the man class security was upped, Masked Marauder to pause for a ER'S 56aer CA:SWAT RESCVS .- '' PROPUCT e'RE5ENTS and this Saturday another sabot- mug-shot, after promising him a 8 9EOLVRAfir WAS CAREgt.LY MEAVRAEILE Ca4MERCIAL. age attempt was narrowly by 12" glossy. Copies have been TESTED ON NEAH8OR5 SUE- 01:71EffnAL.:- thwarted. A shadowy figure was sent to the FBI,the CIA,the KGB, WING FROm MACE-PFIT7ERN , a spotted sneaking across the field. and Insecurity. If you know this 544005 , According to reports, the figure man,give them a call at extension (C;esi— wouldn't have been spotted ex- 410. Aver. -''',._ 4,.:.,, , r , ,_, P w/g gP/44 , ,,, ...... , I 3:20-1 'L L -1\ ,,,,:, HELP WANTED -...„-ot ,-...- — .,, - 7-k/5 OLNER5- Corr ;WERE W45 IVAW/RALLY 4Afr 0, SOX'S' RESEAPCF, Page 4 is looking for a few good men. Stekr XAL.P TONIC CO" PE: FROPI/:770N AAr PEVELORMEN7. wA, FoRmEr. you funny, or even just think you're 97 ge= 6,4111 YA oar TIE Are FW-CW' ON 5RIP F,7,1%. WOREL.C'' funny? Can you draw cartoons? Well, 149NPYRI Bucky, you should be on page 4! we'll print just about anything, as the censors - , ..),. can attest. So, if you've got a bunch of f---- ideas, or just a single idea, drop us a \‘-L _,- line at box 643. No obligations. If you '77 ..77#5 NATURALLY PUT FRESS./RE want, we'll even give you a byline! CW PRO120C770N. 56 How's that for recognition? (7) VC °15146 60°11/31) W.f'. I LAYER . fANNY,,Fy 01.9- eFFW..,,.,, - ..// re INE riy.I....- -7-, 0ti ''' - ` - r71 COI° 1°Pe'l ‘.4 _ - "Dr.Olverf• - ' - CURE koF TOP 10 TIPS for Rush '-.44114 1. Beware weirdos wearing "Top Ten" MAUS VT/L11765, LAMP, (-- CA7E016. RAW InITERIAL5 z UNG.3)5TAIN T-shirts. 645 ea& .5PRAY, 1321w5E5 HaLYwOOL- &IP *EXTRANEOUS OVERHEAD: NORA-5 ALAI& ,N. -, 2. Dry Rush: See dry martini. LE/1w* KV_ 71ESE LINE5 z 3. One fraternity can't rush for a few - • weeks. So don't forget about old... um... .-___,i,s, ah.. whoever the heck they are. / 4. Do you really want to live with that putz sitting next to you? , ....,, . ..-,- ..,:‹ 44•. -

5. "2112"was better than "Hold Your ..- 4 2.:, r Fire." 1fr- WA5 A 14,Eg uriER• wHEN -THEIS WERE 5116,117'OC/r50,7AILY 6. Contrary to lies spread by irresponsible ONE CF IHE MOST AAP Ca- ICONVEMENT 51SE EFFECrS SONERS OF THE MIRACLE; CA- journalism, PKA does not stand for 5WER7 SCALP IONIC FINALLY NOTICED Party Kings of America. Not that any-' OLIV6wewpER: one would ever believe that it did. _,JONEF 7. A tip about those girls around the house during rush functions... that man wearing the white polyester and heavy gold 1 chains is not a brother. Ask for a blood test first.

8. If your favorite soft drink doesn't con- POE V REPORT, OF kt/PF. L.4PLES 911,7 •ACIOnt,"5106 EFFECTS . tain hops and barley, reconsider. GENTLEAVA . 'OF 0'...M.ER'S siedir50LP "ThIE SURGEO1 TONIC'!..f NOW CaS1,96REP 9. So the house looks like Playboy Mansion CAERA... 0' COVIROLLE2 5U5SPINCE now. The rest of the year it's decorated THE- uNrIET ro ow 0P 5.64,', Noveau Hautean. 10. Try not to get in a fraternity's "black 511CI4L St1101(f book." And if you get in their Grey REfoRT .144111 Book, no one will ever find you...