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rio*^:* f( ^he S^otre Qiame Scholastic EDITORIAL Disce Quasi Semper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus FOUNDED 1867 A Stitch in Time . . . ill«llil(ltillltltllll>tllllltllllllllltllllllllll(lllltlllll*llllllllllllllllllll>l>lll*lll 1IIIIIIIIIIIII1IIII11II The old saying that a "stitch in time saves nine" is still a very worthwhile label of life. Eepititious usage has not di­ minished its homespun practicah'ty. At any rate, awareness of it at the appropriate time could have saved Notre Dame much embarrassment and the unedifying sensationalism of last Tuesday at the dining halls would not have occurred. There is another time-tried bit of wisdom to the effect that "one shouldn't cry over spilled milk." But inasmuch as a below-the-belt blow has been dealt to the spirit of Notre Dame through strong-arm methods and subsequent unfortu­ ••••lllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllltttllll|tlllllltlllllllllllllll(tl>lllllt))lll*l>l<*>>l*l>ll****>*ii****ii***li' nate publicity, it is wise to review causes and to comment on the intei-play of motives. THE STAFF That service at the dining halls was not up to par and FRANK GRIMALDI, Editor-in-Chief that the menu was consistently unimaginative, no one denies. To anyone accustomed to the plentifulness of meals at Notre JOHN DEFANT Managing Editor Dame befoi'e the war, the recent economizing on milk, the GEORGE COLLINS - Navy Associate Editor perennial noodles, the heterrogenous messing up of ice-cream PAUL WEYRAUCH Sports Editor and gravy, the omnipresent refuse wagons, were an abomi­ JAMES F. MCCARTHY Feature Editor nation. That the student body had a right to demand that these be corrected within reason, no one challenges. But one COLUMNISTS has a right to challenge the type of mass pressure used to THOMAS M. HIGGINS - - - The College Parade rush up the application of remedies. LOUIS ALMASI - - - - - The Crow's Nest ARTHUR MOSHER, RAY FRANKLIN - - - The Shillelagh It is assumed that Notre Dame has an efficient S. A. C. JACK STEWART ----- The Green Banner It is also assumed that it should act as the only official inter­ ED CASO. JOE PIEDMONT - - - Frosh Froth mediary between the student body and responsible authority on all occasions of emergency. To carry a problem to someone who is either incapable or unwilling to cope with it, or who CONTRIBUTORS at best is but an employee of the University, is like carrying JAMES GREENE RALPH HAYMAN coals to Newcastle. Weeks ago tension among the students JACK TINKLE JOE LANG BILLY SLAVICK FRANK TYCHSEN could have been sensed. In the face of so impressive a crisis, GERARD HEKKER DAVE OLSON the S. A. C. should have gone directly to the top of the Ad­ PAUL ABRAHAM JUSTIN CICCONETTI ministration and there intelligently and maturely have pre­ JOHN C. THOMAS JOE RENINGER sented its case. Then it could be reasonably expected that W. O. MILLER JAMES JOHN JIM REGAN BILL PFAFF immediate, effective and authoritative action would have fol­ JAMES BURNS DAVE WARNER lowed. At any rate, a satisfactory explanation could have SAMUEL HAZO JOHN GUNTHER been obtained for this impasse in reconversion at the dining PAUL RAGAN BILL BRAUN halls. In the event of weak representation, sensationalism ROGER CAHANEY RUDY SCHREITMUELLER germinates freely. JACK HUMMEL WALTER S. BUNKER By now a large percentage of our friends know that Notre Dame, noted far and wide for its spirit, its unity, JAMES FERSTEL Photography and the capacity to take it in a pinch, has had a food strike. ARTHUR COUGHLAN Circulation Manager Newspapers and the radio have blown up the story out of REV. C. J. LASKOWSKI Faculty Advisor proportion. It is to be regretted, however, that our outside M. E. VARGA Advertising friends have not first-hand opportunity to witness the hag­ gard faces here, the gaunt, accordion-like structure of flanks, the bodies swaying pitifully in the wind, the ominous death Member of Catholic School Press Association, Associated Collegiate Press. Represented for national advertising by Na­ rattle! The prestige of the school has been hurt. But scar- tional Advertising Service, Inc., 420 Madison Avenue, New York tissue will form and the school will be strong as ever. But City — Chicago — Boston — Los Angeles — San Francisco. THE SCHOLASTIC is published weekly during the school year, ex­ one hopes that the strikers will remember who gave this un- cept during vacations and examination periods at the Uni­ kindest cut of all. There is an oblique redemption in the versity of Notre Dame. Address all correspondence to: Publica­ tions Office, Administration Building, Notre Dame, Indiana. admission of being wrong. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

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VOL. 86 DECEMBER 14. 1945 No. 5 Inter-American Affairs Clubs Meet Here

All students attending the conference were served special Outstanding delegates (left to right): Edgardo Cordoba. Ernest meals in the upper dining rooms of the Notre Dame Dining Halis. McCuUough. Frank Foss. Robert Hasset of Loyola. Ethel Dignon Priests at left are the Rev. Wm. Cunningham, C.S.C., and the of Mundelin, lanet Cunningham of Rosary. Margarita Escobar of Rev. Frederick Goddard, M.M., of Notre Dame. St. Xavier and Thomas Murray.

Last Saturday and Sunday, the annual Dame team made up of Frank Foss, dent; Rolando Duarte, vice president; meeting of the Commission on Inter- Eduardo Cordoba, and Ernie McCul- and Joe Di Spigo, secretary-treasurex". American Affairs Club, Chicago area, lough, and a team composed of Ethel The Club meets the first and third was held on the Notre Dame campus. Dignon, of Mundelein College, Margarit Monday of each month at 5:15 p. m., in Escubar, of St. Xavier College, and Janet Following the registration Saturday Room 1 of the Law Building. An invita­ Cunningham, of Rosary College, was the afternoon, the delegates repaired to the feature of the meeting. tion is out for new members. Interviews Law Auditorium at 4:30 o'clock, where for membership are .conducted at the the first business session was held. Following Benediction in Our Lady's meetings. "America's Part in the United Nations Chapel, the session closed -with a meet­ Organization" was the theme of this ing of the Executive Committee and fac­ conference. ulty advisers in the Notre Dame cafe­ MASS CLUB CALENDAR teria on Sunday afternoon. Having been formally opened by FRIDAY—^Vigilary Preparation for Robert Hassett, of Loyola University, Some 200 delegates from colleges and the Third Sunday of Advent—7:15 chairman of the Commission, John Pow­ universities in the Chicago area attend­ pan.—Caranaugh Hall ChapeL ers, president of the Notre Dame Stu­ ed the meeting. SATURDAY — Dialogue Mass — dent Council, gave the welcoming ad­ Father Wm. Cunningham, C.S.C, pro­ Octave of the Immaculate Concep­ dress on behalf of the University. Joan fessor of education at Notre Dame h.as tion — Blessed Virgin ChapeL Sa­ E. Closs, of the International Relations been instrumental in the organization cred Heart Church — 6:50 tun. Club, St. Francis College, Foil; Wayne, of the Inter-American Affairs Commis­ sharp. then spoke on Anglo-America's part in sion. Much interest has been stimulated SUNDAY — Mass Club Round Table on the Liturgy—^Beginners' UNO. "Unity through Education" was in the student bodies of colleges and Group. 11:00 ajn. Advanced Group. the title of her talk. Latin-America's universities in this area. part was taken by Lorenzo Medrano, 7:15 pjn. Architecture Bldg. Librccry. University of Chicago. A question-and- Any member of the student body answer period followed. Inter-American Officers interested in knowing something about the Liturgy of the Church is ' • Sunday morning, after Mass in Dillon At its first meeting of the semester, invited to attend any or all of these Hall Chapel, a second business meeting the Inter-American Affairs Club elected meetings. was held. A quiz match between a Notre the following officers: Frank Foss, presi- NROTC PROGRAM CHANGED Campus Variety Show Being Staged Tonight Na\T V-12 Bulletin No. 336, recently inactive duty status and remain fully An all-campus variety show, bringing released, outlined a complete change in qualified in all respects for further train­ to light hidden Notre Dame talent, was the NROTC program. Until the present ing, will be eligible for any benefits held last night in Washington Hall, as which Congress may appi'ove for the time the trainees enrolled, under this funnybone ticklers Jack Galloway and permanent peacetime NROTC. Recom­ program have attended college witli tlie Frank Kowalski made their debut here Navy paying their tuition and providing mendations of the Navy Department, as producers of informal comedy. By for their living facilities as well as pay­ wiiich will soon be presented to Con­ popular demand, the entire show will ing them a monthly salary. If the indi­ gress, include payment by the Navy of repeat tonight at 8:00 p. m. in the Wash­ vidual trainee wshes .to remain in tiie all tuition charges and $50 per month ington Hall Auditorium, and will be free NROTC program after March 1, 1946, to each trainee. It is hoped that the new^ of charge to all those who care to at­ he will have to assume the foregoing ex­ legislation may be put into effect at the tend. penses himself, and will be permitted to beginning of the next fiscal year, 1 July attend any college he wishes, providing 1946." If this legislation is approved, Featured on the hour-and-a-half pro­ that he is entirely acceptable to the aca­ trainees that enter the program in gram of comedy, patter and music, are demic authorities of the institution that March on an inactive status will have Joe Flood and John McGuire w^ho col­ he desires to attend. to stand the expenses of their tuition laborate on ballads and ditties from the for one term only. Emerald Isle. Outstanding for their While attending college, the men will unique and clever novelty act are Tom be placed on inactive duty and at the Potter, Frank Gilhooley, and Bill Has- completion of their training will be com­ sett, who do a tricky take-off on the missioned as ensigns. The ti'ainees who Sixteen N. D. Men Andrews Sisters. From time to time do not wish to continue in the program throughout the performance, "Smiling" will be transferi-ed to general service and Listed in Who's Who Ray Chamberland trips across the foot­ will remain in this category until they lights in his BTO jacket to give a series have acquired enough points to qualify Sixteen Notre Dame students "vvill be of well-timed imitations, packed with for discharge. listed in the 1945-46 edition of Who's punch and spontaneous wit. The musical Who Among Students in American Uni- A total of eight college terms, includ­ background for the show is provided by v&rsities and Colleges. Conceived 1;welve Bob Olcese and his Cavaliers. ing 24 hours of naval science subjects, years ago with the idea of creating one must be completed by each trainee before national basis for recognition of college he is commissioned. After commissioning, students, the publication makes its se­ Watercoiors by Wrobel foi'mer ti-ainees may be ordered to ac­ lection from names submitted by each tive duty, if their services are needed, university on a basis of scholarship, Appear in Library or if they do not have sufficient jjoints leadership in extra-curricular activities, for a discharge. The water-color exhibit of Joseph and potentiality for future usefulness Wrobel, which has been on display at A plan w^as recently submitted to the to business and society. Juniors, seniors, the YWCA since last Sunday, has been Secretary of the Na\'y by a board of and students in advanced w^ork are eli­ transferred to the library on the cam­ officers and civilian educators, headed by gible. pus of the University of Notre Dame. Rear Adm. James L. HoUow^ay, wiiich The Notre Dame students whose biog­ Mr. Wrobel's exhibit, sponsored by would enable the Navy to obtain a large raphies will appear in the collegiate the Chopin Fine Arts Club, was trans­ number of officers from the NROTC Who's Who are John Powers, Frank ferred to the University libi-ary last program. The plan falls into four cate­ Bradley, Frazier L. Thompson, Edward Wednesday and will remain there during gories: (1) to increase the Naval Acad­ Marshall, John J. Morrison, George Rat- next week. emy to 6,000; (2) to enroll 17,000 men terman, Francis J. Dancewicz, Robert in NROTC courses in 52 colleges in the Mr. Wrobel exhibited his %vater colors E. Lee, Jerome W. Wayno, Frank Gri- United States; (3) to effect appoint­ at the Hoosier Salon, the Ai1; Institute maldi, Edward T. Mieszkow^ski, John A. ments to full Navy commissioned status in Chicago, the Pittsburgh Museum of Schneider, Donald L. Toker, William of selected men from any college acci-ed- Art in Missouri, and the Kenne Bunk Tully, John Castelli, and James A. Egan. ited; (4) to enroll 7,000 men at Federal Museum in Maine. He studied in the expense at any accredited college for Chicago Art Institute and the O'Hara basic schooling in naval aviation. Water Color School, Goose Rocks, Maine. MAIL EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS The selection of the students for the NROTC program would be made on the As in past years, the Post Office Hmyy Supports Fund basis of a nation-wide Navy-administered Department asks your cooperation The naval units based at the Univer­ examination. The board recommended in mailing Christmas letters and sity of Notre Dame have set $500 as a payment by the Navy for tuition, books, parcels on or before December 15. tentative goal for donations to the local laboratory fees, and uniforms, plus $50 Those students who intend to mail clothes or other things they plan to Community Fund. Each officer and train­ a month for expenses for all students ee has signed a pledge indicating the concerned. use during the holidays should also be guided by this date. Do not wait amount which he intends to give. The It is believed that the Secretary of the until the 19th or 20th of December money will be collected today when the Navy approved of this plan, for in the because parcel post mail may take trainees are paid. bulletin announcing the change in the six or eight days. To. attain the $500 goal the average iS- present policy of the NROTC program, Postmaster, donation would have to be $0.82. It is appeared this statement: "Trainees who Notre Dame, Ind. hoped, howevex-, that the average dona­ retain their enrollment in the ROTC on tion will exceed this amount. ft I* Hackner Family Donates New Altar for Glee Club Makes Trip; Sorin Hall in Memory of Deceased Son Will Sing Yule Carols The first ofF-campus concert for the The new altar in Sorin Hall Chapel Glee Club this semester was given at was dedicated last Saturday, the feast Maz-ion, Ind., on Dec. 2, when a group of of the Immaculate Conception. The al­ 25 traveled there to sing at a memorial tar, a gift of the Hackner family of service held by the Elk's Lodge. After LaCrosse, Wis., is a memorial to Ens. the service, the Glee Club sang an in­ James Robert Hackner, '42, U.S.N.R., formal concert in the lounge of the club who was killed in action in the Bay of rooms. The audience expressed thorough Naples on December 2, 1943. enjoyment in the program. On Tuesday afternoon, an octette from Father John Cavanaugh, C.S.C, vice- THE HACKNER MEMORIAL ALTAR the Glee Club, directed by Bob Schneider, president of the University, sang the gave a special concert at a party held in A Gift of the Hackner Family dedicatory High Mass which was at­ South Bend by the wives of the lay fac­ in Remembrance of tended by Mr. George Hackner, the fath­ ulty of Notre Dame. er of Ensign Hackner, and by Mr. Aug- Ens. James Robert Hackner, '42, U.S.N.R., La Crosse, Wisconsin, Born April 16, 1920 Radio Station WHOT of South Bend Killed in Action in the Bay of Naples, Italy inaugurated on Wednesday night a series December 2, 1943 of choral music to be given by various Pray For Him musical organizations in this area. The Notre Dame Glee Club was asked to sing on the initial program and a group of Ft. Wayne Region of about 25 under the direction of Director Daniel H. Pedtke, gave a special concert NFCCS Meets Here of Christmas and sacred music over the air on Wednesday night. The Fort Wayne Region of the Na­ tional Federation of Catholic College In accordance with a long-established students assembled last Saturday in the custom, the entire Glee Club will tour Rockne Memoi-ial Lounge for its first the campus one night this coming week Regional Council meeting of the 1945-46 and sing familiar Christmas carols so school year. Regional president Frank much loved by everyone. Grimaldi of Notre Dame presided as del­ egates from the six schools comprising the region were in attendance. WRITING CONTEST The various commissions submitted A 51.500 writing contest, open to reports of their activities to the group all college students, has been an­ and the feasibility of a merger with the nounced by "Tomorrow" magazine. Chicago region was discussed. It was First prizes of 3500 each will be Celebrating Mass at the new altar is the demonstrated that for the time being, a awarded to the writers of the best Rev. John I. Cavanaugh, C.S.C, Vice- merger was not practical. Two new com­ article, and $250 to the second place president of Notre Dame missions were created. One on Inter- winners. Racial problems was acquired by Aquin­ ust Grams, '28, a close friend of the as College of Grand Rapids, Mich., and Choice of subject moiter is left to family. Also in attendance were stud­ a commission on Family Life was grant­ the discretion of the contestants, ents, from LaCrosse, representatives ed to St. Francis College of Fort Wayne. and the length of manuscripts may from Sorin Hall, and veterans of World It was decided that the i-egional presi- range from 2.500 to 5.000 words. The War II. Father William Craddick, C.S.C, • deait.jand vice.-president Virginia Namee board of judges includes Allen Tate Prefect of Religion, gave the dedicatory of "iNazareth College would represent the of the University of the South; Prof. William Blackburn of Duke Uni­ sermon. Fort Wayne Region at the National versity; Stringfellow Borr. president Council meeting at St. Louis, Dec. 28 The altar is the creation of designers of St. John's College; and Dr. Eliza­ and 29. and woodworkers of the Hackner Co., beth Manwaring of Wellesley Col­ nationally-known church furnishing de­ The member schools in attendance lege. The contest closes May 1,1946. signers. Liturgical in style and furnish­ were Aquinas College, Grand Rapids, Entries should be mailed to Col­ ings, the altar is of black walnut. The Mich.; St. Mary's College, Holy Cross, central design is a magnificent crucifix lege Contest. "Tomorrow," 11 East Ind.; Nazareth College, Kalamazoo, 44th St.. New York 17. N. Y. The which was fashioned by one of the wood- Mich.; St. Francis College, Fort Wayne, notation "Entry for College Contest" carvers of Oberammergau, the famous Ind.;. St. Joseph College, Collegeville, along with the name and address Passion Play center. A canopy, which Ind.; and the University of Notre Dame. of the contestant must appear on reaches 14 feet above the floor, covers Also present were Rev. Arthur F. Bu- the envelope and also on the first the altar. kowski of Aquinas, Rev. S. H. Ley, page of each manuscript, and re­ Frequent Communion, for which Notre C.PP.S. of St. Joseph College, and Rev. turn postage must also be included. Dame has become renowned, received its William Cunningham, C.S.C, and Rev. All manuscripts, whether or not they impetus through the facilities oifered in William C. Craddick, C.S.C, Regional receive awards, will be considered Sorin Hall Chapel. This Communion Chaplain, of Notre Dame. Delegates for publication in "Tomorrow" mag­ theme is symbolized in the altar by a from Notre Dame were Ralph Hayman azine. pelican feeding its young. and George Igel. The Religious Bulletin" a Campus Wranglers Begin Publication for Twenty-four Years Winter Activities The Wranglers of Notre Dame opened It was as bright as a new nickel on pretty co-ed in a Texas college telling their activities for the winter semester that fall day during Mission Week in how she used to get the Bulletin indirect­ with a meeting on Wednesday evening, 1921. But for the Most Rev. John F. ly because her parsimonious boy-friend Nov. 28. O'Hara, C.S.C, D.D., now Bishop of Buf­ wrote her letters on the back. Once The first paper to be presented to the falo but then the prefect of religion, the Father Lynch received a request to settle club was delivered that night by Frank clouds were all drab and not a whit of all the world's problems "on the enclosed Grimaldi, junior architecture student, silver lining to be seen anywhere, for he postcard." Finally, there came the mor­ Avho spoke on the atomic bomb and the was thinking of ways and means to call bid letter from a man Avho understood diplomatic complexities it has unloosed. the students' attention to certain irregu­ that medical schools bought bodies for larities he had noticed in the previous experiments, and wanted Notre Dame's He introduced some of the more provoc­ few days. highest terms for his! ative statements made by outstanding statesmen since the release of the bomb. The first copy of the Religious Bulleti7i A lively discussion followed the delivery was born that fall day. A few copies of the talk. were printed and placed on bulletin Baldinger is Second Bill Carey, of Mattapan, Mass., sen­ boards around the campus. Other irreg- student-Prof Speaker ulai-ities brought out a second issue the ior student in the College of Arts and next day, and the next. Then suddenly it The Catholic Action Club will present Letters, was selected by Wranglers to stopped. Students immediately clamored Dr. Lawrence H. Baldinger, dean of the the club presidency, following the resig­ for more. College of Science, as the speaker for its nation of Luis Beltranena of Guatemala, second meeting in the Rockne Lounge, who is carrying a particularly heavy For the first few years only about a December 17, at 7:30 p. m. He has chosen schedule in the Graduate School this se­ dozen copies were printed daily. In 1929, as his subject "Modern Nutrition." Dr. mester and had to resign for that about 300 were printed—20 for the bulle­ reason. tin boards and the remainder for priests and professors to comment upon in class. On Dec. 5 the Wranglers held a busi­ ness meeting to discuss various club In 19S0 came the era of mimeographed matters. Plans are under way to write copies and the delivery of a copy to each a new constitution, and a commitee on individual student. The following year the sponsorship of interhall debating was alumni began receiving the Bulletin de­ set up. Mr. Frank O'Malley, professor of livered fi'ee to their homes. English, is the faculty moderator for Today, there are approximately 5,500 Wranglers. copies prepared daily for the residents Because membership in the club is and the mailing list. It is mailed to non- limited, there will be no interviews for Catholics, to seminaries, to men in the new members until later in the semester. aiTned services, to Catholic high schools throughout the nation, to Newman clubs at various state universities, and to seven foreign universities. West Point Fr. Cunningiiam Travels and the Naval Academy are also on the mailing list. Parts of the Bulletin have Rev. William F. Cunningham, C.S.C, been reprinted in Chinese, and in Span­ Ph.D., professor of education at Notre ish at various points in South America Dame, reported on the questionnaire on and the Philippines. provision for higher and lower ranking students before the Indiana Conference During its 24 years of existence, the Dean Baldinger on Higher Education held in Indianap­ Bulletin has had only five editors—Bish­ olis on Saturday, December 1st. op O'Hara, the Rev. John J. Cavanaugh, Baldinger has had much experience in C.S.C, the Rev. Frank Gartland, C.S.C, Father Cunningham also attended the medicine and drugs and is well qualified the Rev. John Lynch, C.S.C, and its meeting of the board of review of the present very able and indefatigable edi­ to answer questions, which may arise North Central Association held in Chi­ tor, the Rev. William Craddick, C.S.C, during the discussion following the talk. cago on December 7th; he also attended who is Notre Dame's Prefect of Religion. These smokers, informal gatherings of the meeting of the executive committee the students and prominent professors, of the association on December 8th. Each day's mail is heavy and varied, and requests for aid are numerous: one are held in the Rockne Memorial Lounge. letter included the request from an Army Their purpose is to aid in cementing chaplain for the Bulletin and added ob­ student-professor relationships and to Hisfory Prof Returning liquely that "Notre Dame seldom lost to benefit the students by personal contacts Army, but it lost Bishop O'Hara." An with campus authorities in scholastic Lieut. Devere Plunkett was separated alumnus wanted a list of books and pam­ fields. Throughout the semester these from the Army Air Corps, Thursday, phlets to answer "a man he met on the get-togethers will take place every Mon­ December 13, and will be back at Notre train." Another pleaded for means to day evening in the Lounge with a well- Dame to take over his history classes convert his non-Catholic girl. qualified professor presenting some time­ early next week. Lieutenant Plunkett ly subject. All students are invited to served as an instructor while in the Air Then there was the letter from a attend. Corps. K of C Initiation and Student Council Roster for Winter Term Xmas Party, Dec. 17 The SCH0L.4STIC hereAvith presents the (Alumni's representative is pending); A highly important meeting of the roster of men on the Student Council for the V-12 and RO units each have one Notre Dame Knights of Columbus Coun­ the winter semester, 1945-46. Two men representative; and four men were se­ cil will be held next Monday night, Dec. were elected by last semester's Council lected by the deans to represent the vari­ 17, in the South Bend Council Chambers, to assume positions on this semestei-'s ous colleges of the University. beginning at 7:30. This meeting will in­ Student Council; eight were elected at Representatives from the College of clude the exemplification of the rites of large to represent the residence halls Law and the Villagers are still pending. the First Degree into the order in which those men on the campus who have sub­ Year Name Representing Home Toivn mitted their applications before Sunday 4 Charles Bartlett Arts and Letters Cuba City, Wis. will be initiated. Following the First De­ 3 Brendan O'Grady. Old Council New York City gree initiation, the council will hold a 4 William Carey Walsh Hall Boston, Mass. short business session which will be fol­ 4 John Cauley Old Council New Hartford, N. Y. lowed by the council Christmas pai'ty, 4 Robert Rossiter. Sorin Hall Brooklyn, N. Y. with food, drinks and entertainment 1 Thomas C. Murray. Cavanaugh Hall Dunellen, N. J. galore. 1 Joseph H. Clancy. St. Edward's Hall Arlington, Mass. 1 John D. Johnson Zahm Hall Lead, S. Dak. The offices of the Notre Dame Council 1 Donald Daluga Breen-Phillips Hall Waukegan, 111. have been re-installed in the council 4 John Lindsey. V-12 Unit Chicago, 111. chambers in the basement of Walsh hall 4 Clyde Goebel N.R.O.T.C. Unit Alma, Kans. and are open from 3:00 to 5:00 every 4 James D. Sullivan. Badin Hall Helena, Mont. weekday afternoon. Men on the campus 4 Brendan Biggei-t College of Commerce. Columbus, Ohio may procure or present initiation fonns 4 at the office or may make inquiries con­ Thomas Schrieber. College of Science Detroit, Mich, 4 cerning the council during the described John J. O'Neill College of Engineering.. Marshall, Okla. 3 hours. John St. Germain Alumni Hall Montclair, N. J. On Sunday, Dec. 9, 12 Notre Dame men were initiated into the Second and Student Council Elects N. D. SYMPHONY Third Degrees of the order. Those re­ Officers for Semester ceiving the rites were: Rev. Frederick After several years of absence from C. Goddard, M.M., Jerome W. Wayno, The Student Council has settled down the campus scene, the Notre Dame Sym­ Matthew J. Siedlecki, George A. Ken- to the impoi-tan business of the semester phony Orchestra has been re-organized nard, William E. O'Neil, George F. Melt- after the confused elections which saw this semester, under the direction of zer, George La Buda, Francis J. Reyes, Prof. Daniel H. Pedtke, head of the De­ two cabinets officiate within the same Leonard J. AuU, Ernest McCuUough, partment of Music. week. Julian Mahany and Gerald E. Carroll. In peacetime days, the Symphony Or­ The initiation was held in St. Joseph's chestra enjoyed an excellent reputation; school in South Bend, and a team from On Dec. 3 the Student Council elected Rudy Lopez president, Richard Cronin all its concerts were eagerly awaited and Grand Rapids, Mich., performed the thoroughly enjoyed by appreciative au- ceremonies. Supper Avas served the men vice-president, and John Lindsey, secre­ in the Bronzewood room of the Oliver tary. After the election had taken place, hotel on Sunday night. however, it was disclosed that Lopez, Cronin, and William Gompers, represen­ The officers of the Notre Dame council tative from Dillon Hall, were ineligible held a business meeting in the Walsh to hold seats on the Council because of Hall offices on Thursday, Dec. 6. Grand scholastic technicalities. The election was Knight Robert E. Sullivan presided and declared invalid and a new slate of offi­ a detailed discussion of plans for the cers was voted in on Dec. 5. year was held. Announcement was made diences. Consisting mainly of stringed Charles Bartlett was elected presi­ that the main chambers of the council instruments, the Orchestra interests it­ dent in the second balloting, Brendan club rooms are being reconditioned and self in classical music. O'Grady, vice-president, William Carey, renovated, following their occupancy by Mr. Pedtke says that regular practice secretary, and John Lindsey, senior mem­ the navy midshipman school. Because of sessions have begun, on Tuesday and ber of the executive committee. The two difficulties in securing carpenters and Thursday evenings, and he is delighted vacancies in the executive committee will workmen, the chambers will not be ready with the interest shown by the mem­ be filled at the next meeting. for the grand opening until after the bers. He feels very confident that the holidays. Plans being outlined for Symphony Orchestra will again be able the council during the next two semes­ to take its place as one of the leading war, including Communion breakfasts ters include: the reappearance of the musical organizations in this area. Sa7ita Mana, the council publication; the and series of Masses; and the rebirth of the hilarious Knights vaudeville shows. The Orchestra, however, is still in staging of the annual Spring fonnal need of more members for the string dance; the formation of a degree team At the Dec. 6 meeting, 18 applications sections. Any student who is familiar for the First Degree rites; the revival for membership were read and approved. with the violin, viola, cello or bass and of the K. of C. spoi-ts program, includ­ With the influx of veterans on the Notre who is interested in becoming a member ing basketball, bowling and golf; the Dame campus, some 35 men were added of the organization should §ee Mr. Ped­ establishment of a memorial program in to the council's membership this se­ tke, after practice sessions which begin honor of council members lost in the mester. at 6:30 p.m., or at his office in music hall. Notre Dame Radio Club is Speaks on >lfom The fission of the atom to produce Three Weeiciy Siiows on Local atomic energy was explained by Rev. George Baldwin, C.S.C, of the Univer­ BY JACK HUMMEL sity of Notre Dame, at a reorganization During the past few semesters, the meeting of the St. Joseph Valley Astron­ Radio Club has gained momentum at omers in the Y.M.C.A. building, Thurs­ Notre Dame. Pai-t tryouts by both old Round Toble Hears day night, Dec. 6. and new students have inci'eased steadily since the war ended'. Gurion at Dinner-Meet After tracing the history of nuclear At the beginning of each semestei". Dr. Waldemar Gurian, Associate Pro­ physics. Father Baldwin discussed the Radio Club Bulletins are posted in each fessor of Politics and noted authority on fission of radioactive nucleii from the of the halls requesting all those who world politics, spoke on "Present Day viewpoint of the release of energy. He wish to gain a little experience in the Conditions in France and Germany" at concluded his remarks with the state­ techniques of radio to report at the Wash­ the dinner meeting of the Economic ments concerning the necessity of free­ ington Hall studios for an audition. The Round Table held last week at the dom of scientific research and the need response to these notices has been very Ramble Inn. Paul Ragan, president of of a worldwide organization with power encouraging. the club, presided, and John Defant was to restrain the use of atomic energy for This semester, the Radio Club is pre­ chairman. destructive purposes. In the discussion senting a series of broadcasts entitled which followed the lecture there was "The Melting Pot," over station WHOT Prof. Gurian described the chaotic con­ brought out the need of observing the every Thursday evening at ten o'clock. ditions in Germany and attributed their Ten Commandments by nations and in­ This program features the main events continuation to the separate ruling zones dividuals to prevent man from self- in the lives of noted American immi­ of the four powers and to their inability destruction. grants. During the past se%^en weeks, the to set up a centralized political regime Radio Club has dramatized through the for Germany. France, he said, has con­ Father Baldwin is Associate Professor "Melting Pot" the personalities of such sistently blocked all attempts to estab­ of Physics in the College of Science. noted figures as James J. Hill, Augustus lish a central government to rule the St. Gaudens, Louis Agassiz, General nation. As a condition to consenting to Thomas Meagher and Samuel Gompers. a centralized government, France is de­ Vets Plan Communion manding that the Ruhr be internation­ "The men behind the mike" in the for War Dead alized. present series of broadcasts are Frank On Sunday morning, Dec. 16, at eight Venner, Bob Mulcahy, George La Buda, A general discussion of European con­ o'clock, the Veteran's Club of Notre Andy McCormack, Bill Pfaff, Jack Eng­ ditions followed Dr. Gurian's talk. In Dame, 600 strong, will attend Mass and lish, Joe Phillips, Dick Elliott, Bill Daw­ answer to a query. Dr. Gurian said that Holy Communion in the Sacred Heart son, Sam Hazo, Jim Evans, Lou Lewis a normal Europe is dependent on a nor­ Church to commemorate the Notre Dame (R.O.T.C), Fred Tansey and Don Klene. mal Germany, and until Germany — men who gave their lives in World War The scripts are written by Father Burke. minus her arms and heavy industries to II. The Rev. J. Hugh O'Donnell, C.S.C., Another Radio Club program is "News insure peace—^is restored, no real recov­ wU be the celebrant of the High Mass and Views," heard over station WSBT ery can take place in Europe. which will be served by veteran altar every Saturday afternoon at 2:30. This boys and sung by the vetei'an's choir Pat Nolan was chairman of the Eco­ program is written and announced by with the assistance of the Moreau Sem­ nomic Round Table's first meeting of the Frank Venner and Bob Mulcahy and inary Choir. features the latest social, athletic, navy semester held the previous week, at and veteran news in addition to the lat­ which John Defant spoke on "Journalis­ Acting as co-chairmen for this aifair est song hits. "News and Views" origin­ tic Practices." He declared that many are Bill Braun of Cleveland Heights, ates in the Washington hall studios and newspapers are no longer objective in Ohio, and Mat Siedlecki, of Camden, anyone is welcome to attend. reporting the news, but instead are prop­ N. J. Serving on the committee are Jim "The Madcaps," a group of talented agandizing, slanting the news, and at­ McCarren, Bill Carey, Morris Casey, Bill merrymakers are heard over Bob Whit- tempting to mold public opinion. McCormack, Bob Flannery, Frank Perez, Paul Pukish, and Tom Brogan. comb's "Reveille Review" program every The chief function of the newspapers Thursday morning at 6:30. During this is to report the news objectively, he Following the Mass, the club will at­ show, Bob (Great Day in the Morning) maintained, and when the newspaper tend a breakfast banquet in the west Whitcomb switches directly to the Notre oversteps its news disseminating role to wing of the dining hall whei-e several Dame campus from the Tribune Build­ take over the functions proper to the short talks vnll be given by selected ing in South Bend to re-enact one of the grand jury and pulpit, it becomes po­ guest speakers. many dramas that occur daily in the res­ tentially dangerous. idence halls, chow lines, infirmary or In connection with this first Commun­ even at St. Mary's. This week the Economic Round Table ion Breakfast, the club has sent out a All in all, those who take part in the held a meeting with a St. Mary's College specially prepared Christmas card to the Radio Club's activities find it well worth group in the dining room of the Morn- next of kin of all the Notre Dame dead their time. All of which leads us to say. ingside Hotel. Mrs. William H. Downey, explaining to them the occasion of the if you think you have talent (and we all wife of Prof. Downey, moderator of the ceremony. It is hoped that the monthly think we do) simply come over to the club, was the club's guest. Charles Bart- Mass and Communion Avill become a club Washington Hall studios any Monday lett was the speaker and Ralph Hayman tradition on the Notre Dame campus afternoon about 4:15 and audition. Who was the chairman of the meeting, follow­ until the last veteran has been gradu­ knows—you might be a star! ing the dinner. ated. 8 Philadelphia Club Is Reorganizing ^4e Qnee4t Ra4i4ien. The recently reorganized Philadelphia Club convened for its second meeting to By JACK STEWART vote on the adoption of the constitution which was presented and discussed at the initial meeting. Following the ratifica­ tion of the constitution, Ealph W. Hay- FOOD FOR THOUGHT iirday evening and you'll see Notre man, pre-law senior, was elected presi­ 111 winds, from the dining hall, brings Dame's self-appointed Croesus, "Duke" dent; Matthew Siedlicki, vice-president; new beefs about the cuisine, and not a Tenge, taking supper with his E.G. Willa A. Meehan, secretary; and John few fellows are worked up in a stew friends. What a raconteur that lad is! Moorhead, treasurer. George Hampilos, about it. The meat is fresh, if nothing else. Ask Joe Flood. The other day as he NEOTC, was elected recording secretary, FASHION SHOW and Arthur Coughlan was appointed was cutting a lamb hock the meat wailed, publicity director. "OUCH." Bill Braun found something in December 6 was the date of the Fran­ his soup the other day that wasn't sup­ ces Shop fashion show. Ted Smith, Jack Proposed plans include a Communion- posed to be there. It was a fingernail, McCabe, "Eip" DeGalan, Warren Fron- breakfast in memory of the late John H. maybe an after dinner favor with which rath, and a couple of others were there, Neeson, '03, of Philadelphia. Mr. Neeson, to pick one's teeth, as Bill phrased it. as was to be expected in the light of a member of the Associate Board of Lay One day we beet a ram into submission free refreshments. The models were Pi Trustees of the University at the time of only to have mystery bawls with onions Phis from Northwestern, and the fel­ his death, was one of his alma mater's bringing tears to our eyes the next day. lows are all lined up. most loyal and faithful servants. It may sound fishy, but to carp at the carp is but to pick a few bones. Unless The Philadelphia Club sets forth its IN THE WAKE OF NIGHT the situation improves, everyone will main purpose in the preamble to the con­ have charge accounts at Eosie's, The The erudite Oklahoman, Jim Larrick, stitution, which states in part: "To cre­ Diana, or even Kewpie's. was keeping his roommate awake at ate a spirit of mutual helpfulness, and to nights as he woke up and waked up his We are certain though that Father seek to promote new friendships and ac­ roomie, reciting passages from Finne- Kehoe and the others who have jurisdic­ quaintances on an enduring and ever­ gan's Wake: . . . she comes, a peace- tion over the kitchen will see that the lasting basis, carrying those principles fugle, a parody's bird, a peri potmother, students get better food. back to the city of brotherly love, years a pringlpik in the ilandiskippy, with after we have left the campus of Our • pewee, and powwows in the beggybaggy, Lady and the shadows of the Golden A TALE OF TEARER on her bickywacky. . . . Pity the poor Dome." What do those people who work in roommate—^in the wake of night. ( It's on reference in the library. Please take An invitation is extended to all stu­ laundry do to scare our shirts? Mine, it out and keep it.) dents, naval and civilian, residing within and a great many more, come back a- • a 75-mile radius of Philadelphia to as­ frayed and tearified. Sox are returned Me gusta m.uchachas bonitas. sociate themselves with this organiza­ more holey than righteous. After six tion. Membership cards may be procured washings the shirts come back and have —Tomas Manville from John Moorhead, 306 Badin Hall. to be used as "T" shirts -with sleeves. The next club meeting will be held in About the buttons—^well, have you ever Eoom 1 of the Law Building at 7:30 seen the laundry girls on the bus play­ University Receives p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 19. Refresh­ ing Lotto and Checkers? Look again, Midsiiipman Flag ments will be served and a movie shown. and you'll see where the buttons are. In a foi-mal ceremony, Dec. 1, Captain HORTICULTURE IN VERSE J. Eichard Barry presented the colors of the decommissioned midshipman school Pre'Med Club Organizes An indolent vicar of Bray to Eev. Hugh O'Donnell, C.S.C, presi­ His roses allowed to decay; The first ^vinter semester meeting of dent of the University. The presenta­ His wife, more alert. the "Aesculapians" was held in the Audi­ tion of the colors to the University sig­ Bought a powerful squirt. torium of the Biology Building, Thurs­ nified the official closing of the midship­ And said to her spouse, "Let us spray." day evening, Nov. 15. man school. The faculty advisor. Dr. J. D. Mizelle, The colors were presented to the Uni­ of the Department of Biology, gave a A NOTE ON LAKE FOREST versity as a token of appreciation for short introductory talk on the pui-poses Someone slipped a note under the door the coopei-ation extended to the navy and activities of the organization. informing that Tom (Baba) Schreiber during the existence of the school. Dr. L. Baldinger, dean of the College and Ralph (Senator) Hayman have been spending all their spare time at Lake Father O'Donnell said, "These colors will of Science, then presented an interesting live on in the Universitjr's library as a discussion on the value of such a club in Forest with the Barat belles. Maybe they are planning to P. G. (Play Games) symbol of Notre Dame's close and agree­ broadening the interests of science and, able associations with the navy in the in particular, of pre-medical students. there. Hayman has been seen checking our bulletin for courses not given here last three years." Election of officers for the Avinter and so he can go there a la Amherst-Smith spring semesters was held. The officers At the conclusion of the ceremony a College combine. elected are: president, Arnand J. Wil­ color guard of four NEOTC trainees son; vice-president, John Appellby; sec­ took the colors to the University library retary, William Judge; treasurer. Gens SATURDAY SUPPERS where a special section will be devoted Barnes. Stop in at the Ramble Inn some Sat- to historical souvenirs of World War II. li

SI ! Irish Courtmen Meet Wisconsin Tomorrow and St. Louis University on Wednesday

Coach Elmer Eipley's 1945-46 edition of the Notre Dame basketball squad, Nom ha^^ng launched its 22-game schedule in great fashion by drubbing Camp Atter- bury's GI Joes 56-37, will engage the third and fourth teams of its current Your five-game home stand this week. The Irish courtmen take on undefeated Wis­ consin tomorrow night at 8 o'clock, and STRICTLY SPORTS STUFF on Wednesday, December 19, they play With all due recognition to the Varsity host to the St. Louis University Billi- football squad, we would like to con­ I kens, this game being the first of a home- gratulate the "scrubs" (we know them and-home game series. as the "hamburgers) for helping to de­ It's a well-regarded Badger quintet velop the Varsity. Those boys had the that Wisconsin Coach Harold E. "Bud" intestinal fortitude to go out on Cartier Foster will bring to the N. D. Fieldhouse Field every afternoon and play their for tomorrow night's engagement. Fos­ hearts out. Their names never appear ter, himself, is well regarded in Wiscon­ in any newspaper; they are the forgotten sin basketball, for in 1940 he guided his men of football, yet they had much to do team to the N. C. A. A. championship— with developing the team. These boys no small feat. Thus far this season, Wis­ pushed the stars, made them fight for Coach Elmer Ripley consin has met three non-confei'ence their lofty positions, and many of them teams and has beaten all handily, shel­ will be next year's regulars. So, to tlie lacking Carroll College 67-32, Ripon ing spree. Of particular concern to Irish Yontos, Ducatos, Ricciardis, DeBuonos, 57-24, and then decisively taming a good court followers is th^ left knee of Billy Schriebers, Stelmazeks, et al., this col­ Marquette five 42-32. Foster's gang will Hassett which he severely t\visted in umn pays tribute. You are the immortal be out to revenge the 57-46 defeat pinned last season's record-breaking Loras Col­ spirit and backbone of Notre Dame's ^J1 on them last year by the Irish in the lege game. The knee seems to have i*es- football team. And, if the immortal Camp Randall Fieldhouse at Madison. ponded well to whirlpool treatments, Knute Rockne were living, he would say, though Hassett always keeps it well "Well done, men, you have proved your­ The starting line-up of the Badgers taped. selves on the gridiron. Go out and show includes three definite scoring threats, Not much in the way of advance pub­ all forwards. One is Bob Cook, a re­ the same fight the rest of your lives." licity is known of St. Louis University, turned Air Force pilot and a 1943 mono­ ft' a Jesuit school, which comes here the gram winner at Wisconsin. Cook ran night of December 19, other than in one n. wild in Wisconsin's first two games this Of the thirty-nine players who won of its few games this year, it succumbed * season, but against Marquette he was monograms, sixteen were Freshmen. to Illinois' crack combine 54-46 in an able to play only briefly, due to a recent They include Brennan, Burnett, Colella, overtime period. So it is likely that the illness. He will be ready to take his full Billikens from the Mound City could Clark, Fischer, Flynn, Grothaus, Krivik, turn again tomorrow. It is undecided make trouble for the Irish. Notre Dame Leonard, Panelli, Oracko, Russell, Van who will be at the other forward posi­ will repay this visit of St. Louis by Sumner, Vainisi, Virok, and Walsh. tion as Foster can choose between Exner playing them at St. Louis on January 14. Some of these youths have already de­ Menzel or Eugene Mathews, a V-12'r parted for military service, some are re­ and smallest man on the squad. Menzel The probable starting line-up for the turned veterans, and others are suscep­ was the big gun against Marquette after Wisconsin game follows: tible to the draft. When called upon, Cook left the game. Rounding out the Notre Dame Wisconsin these lads have pei-formed creditably, Badger first string is Wally Niemuth at Klier F Cook often sensationally. We hope that most center and Kurt Grimm and Bob Smith Dee F ' Menzel of them will be with us next year, for at guards. Boryla C Niemuth how else are we going to beat Army? Hassett G Grimm Coach iRipIey will no doubt start the Gilhooley G Smith same five which opened the season against Camp Atterbury. Leo "Crystal" Klier and John "Scooter" Dee will be HARDWOOD NOTES up front, Vince Boryla at his pivot post, N. D. Man on Leyte Elmer Ripley's athletes play a rigor-1 •with Capt. Billy Hassett and Frank Gil- Bill Dillon, a Notre Dame track star ous 22-game schedule this winter. Their hooley bringing up the rear. The imme­ who graduated in '43 and is now a opponents will include many of the na­ diate reserves are forward George Rat- corporal in the 13th Air Force on Leyte, tions top-flight teams (De Paul, Purdue, terman and guard Ray Corley. With this is helping put the name of the Clark display of versatile talent, the Wiscon­ Great Lakes, Kentucky, New York U.,f Field football team in bright lights. As Michigan State, and Northwestern). sin Badgers should have their defensive captain and coach of the team, he has hands full if the well-divided scoring led it to three straight victories. While There are three more home games be­ honors of the Atterbury game is any at Notre Dame he broke every school fore the Christmas holidays begin—^Wis- j indication. Any member of Ripley's hurdle record except the outdoor low consin, Dec. 15; St. Louis, Dec. 19; and starters is capable of going off on a scor- hurdles mark. Purdue, Dec. 22. | 10 I Irish Basketeers Beat Atterbury 56-37; Take 52-45 Thriller from Chanute Field Camp Atterbury and Chanute Field- became the first victims of the 1945-46 Notre Dame basketball season as the Irish won, 56 to 37, over the Attaboys and then took a thriller, 52 to 45, over SIOTRE DAME the Flyers. Both games were played in the Notre Dame fieldhouse. This year's Varsity gives promise of being the finest to ever wear Notre Dame Camp Attei'bury proved a good open­ livery. This is due to the return of such ing game for the star-studded Notre recognized hoop artists as "Scooter" Dee, Dame five. The soldier boys kept the "Silver Bullet" Boryla, "Playmaker" Irish hustling all night before succumb­ Hassett, "Steady" Gilhooley, "One Hand" ing, 56 to 37. Notre Dame employed only Klier, and "Smoothie" Rattennan. seven men in the game. As usual in in­ itial games of the season, there was er­ John McCormack, noted Irish tenor, ratic passing and shooting. The Irish who recently passed away, re-dedicated piled up a 36 to 16 halftime lead. Leo the enlarged Notre Dame gymnasium Klier paced the scorers with seven bas­ on November 20, 1925. The seating ca­ kets. Six of these were in the first half pacity was increased by sevei-al thou­ and the seventh came in the final seconds sand and a movable basketball floor, 50 of the game. Vince Boryla hit for 13, by 90 feet, was installed. Since then the Vince Boryla left-hands an under-ihe- Billy Hassett, captain, made 11, George Fieldhouse has undergone little change. basket hook shot up to the hoop. In the Ratterman 9, Johnny Dee 5, and Frank background, Leo Klier. Gilhooley 3. Mogus and "Deacon" Jones Elmer .Ripley, our new cage mentor, led Atterbury with 12 and 11 points, re­ was a brilliant perfoimer with the Origi­ spectively. Jones was particularly bril­ nal New York Celtics. He was a defen­ Interhall Basketball liant in his floor play. sive and offensive player of note. Mr. Ripley comes to us fi-om Georgetown Opens After Holidays Chanute Field came in Tuesday night, whei'e he enjoyed considerable success. At least twelve teams will compete in Dec. 11, and provided a large crowd with His '43 quintet captured the NCAA east­ the Interhall Basketball League which a thrilling ball game. The Irish had to ern title, and on that outfit was Hassett, will actually get under way after the stave off several rallies by the invaders who transferred to N. D. last year. Christmas vacation, John A. Scannell, before winning, 52 to 45. Leo Klier tossed the ball through the hoop from all an­ Joe Sobek, the second of the three head of the Physical Education Depart­ gles as he amassed a total of 22 points Sobeks who have worn Gold and White ment, announced early this week. If the on 10 field goals and two free throws. unifonns, returned to school this past off-campus group enters a team, a total of 13 quintets will be in the league, in­ semester following his discharge from Chanute Field got off to a 5 to 4 lead cluding representatives from each of the the Navy, a veteran of 50 missions over at the outset but Gilhooley and Dee three NROTC halls. Germany. After earning his monogram countered buckets for the Irish to send \ . in '42, Joe enlisted in the Air Force as Since the numbers trying out for the them ahead 8 to 5, a lead they held until an aerial gunner. His older brother, Lt. various teams have been large, Director early in the second half. Chanute Field (j. g.) George Sobek, '42, was a hard­ Scannell has decided to continue the trailed at halftime, 28 to 21. The second wood regular for 2 years pi-ior to his overflow league which has been held for half was hardly under way- when the graduation. And, last year, Andy Sobek the past few seasons. Two important Planesmen starting a fire of baskets that helped the family tradition along. At changes have been made in the rules tied the count at 28-all. The Notre Dame present, Andy is waiting to be inducted. for this league, however, over last sea­ cheering section then caught fire, spread­ Yes, there is still another Sobek, but son's rules. All players on a team must ing the flames to the team after Nance he's in high school. reside in the same hall. The other change of Chanute scored to give his team a 30 is in the starting time of the games in to 28 lead. Klier hit on a fast short Quite a record this Hammond, Ind., this league. These contests will start at shot and Johnny Dee sunk two charity family has established, don't you think? 5 p. m. with the regular interhall games tosses to send Notre Dame ahead 32-30. scheduled for the evening at 7:15 and Dee took a pass from Klier for another 8:15 p. m. The way in which a team score and the Irish were never headed Last winter, Vince Boryla broke the may enter this league will be announced though Chanute did pull up to a 47 to 43 existing record for most points scored after the holidays, Dr. Scannell said. count late in the game. in one season by scorching the nets for Competition in volley ball, wrestling, The Planesmen presented a fast, ex­ 323 points in 20 games. Leo Klier, in and handball is also expected to start perienced team that threw up a puzzling the previous year, had set the high mark after the first of the year. Volley ball zone defense before the Irish. Johnny by chalking up 290 points. Boryla also will be on a hall basis with wrestling Dee turned in a fine game for Notre holds the individual record for most on an individual basis. If sufficient inter­ Dame. He scored 10 points. Boryla fol­ points scored in one game by virtue of est is shown, handball will be run both lowed with 9, Hassett 8, Gilhooley 2, and his 33-point spree against Detroit. as an interhall event and as a tourna­ Sobek 1. Alexander, Nance, and Fron- —Pmd Abraham and Gerald Hekker ment for individuals. czak led the Chanute attack. 11 INTRODUCING... By John Gunther jM' 11^''^^ WILLIAM (BILLY) HASSETT The captain of this year's basketball jIauP team is All-American William (Billy) Hassett. Billy, who comes to Notre Dame from Bronx, N. Y., attended La Salle Military Academy, Oakdale, Long Island, where he played baseball and basketball. While in prep school, he was selected on the Ali-Eastem team in 1940 and 1941. As a senior, he was picked as the most valuable player in the highly regarded Eastern States Tourney. Billy started his college career at Georgetown University, Washington, D. C, in 1942. While in atendance at that school in 1942 and 1943 he played ball under Elmer Ripley, now head coach at Notre Dame. Entering Notre Dame early in November 1944, Billy has earned the respect of basketball players and fans throughout the country. His sharp passes and phenomenal long shots earned him a place on the first AU-American teams of Chuck Taylor, Sporting News, and Argosy Magazine. Sorin Hall is the campus home of this A.B. History major, who hopes some day to return to Notre Dame as basketball coach. Billy's greatest thrill in basketball came last fall when he was honorary captain of the N.D. team as they beat N.Y.U. in the Garden. His spare time is spent "listening to music and kidding John McHale and Frank Gilhooley about everything in general." All who know him ^^^ll tell you Billy's favorite food is steak, steak and more steak.

"Boley" Makes Lucious Twins Look All-America In the issue of Look magazine issued $495 nationally this week on Tuesday, Frank Dancewicz of Notre Dame is listed as one of the backs on the AU-American second team selected by the publication. Dyed-in-wool wonders to make her Fred Rovai, Notre Dame guard, was happy Christmas Day . .. and every named on the Look third team. day. Boxy twin sets . . . classic as The players named in the backfield as a Christmas carol. of the Look All-America first team were Gilmer of Alabama, Wedemeyer of St. Mary's, Davis and Blanchard of Army.

HD Star Leads Army Team John Kelly, former Notre Dame hoop Cld^^ star, has led the Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, cage team to four consecutive Tfe^ wins. He has racked up 87 points in the Wm CDKMR...mWjMI ( four games for an amazing 22-point per game average. 12 SPLINTERS from the PRESS BOX By PAUL WEYHAUCH

Splinters from the Press Box has a to have a few off nights. new author. Phil Corboy, who ivrote the There have been some vicious rumors column in previous issues this semester, floating around the campus to- the effect left school for reasons of health'. Phil did that there is a little trouble among the a remarkable job on the SCHOLASTIC and players on the Notre Dame team. These his adeptness to writing will be missed. are only rumors. Keen competition for Besides being a fine journalist, Phil is positions is bound to exist, particularly a most congenial person to know and on a team that has so many outstanding tvork mth. It is hoped that he tvill be players plus a challenging group of new­ able to return to Notre Dame soon. comers. No passes in the Atterbury game went wild intentionally so as to make "DOC" HANDY'S NEW JOB 044/1 any one player miss a sure basket. Notre ¥ Notre Dame's head track and cross­ Dame teams don't play that way. The country coach, Dr. Elvin E. Handy, has five men on the floor perform as a unit been elected president of the Central for Notre Dame and no one else. Don't Last Minute Collegiate Conference. This position is a believe any more talk that may be heard credit to a fine man and an inspirational about trouble on the Irish team. It Shopping leader. While "Doc's" track and cross­ doesn't exist. country teams do not draw the head­ Problems It seems a shame that a school such lines the football and basketball teams as Notre Dame must play its basketball do, they have been equally as successful. games in as antiquated gjrm as the field- . . will be solved even Dr. Handy is very popular, not only with house. From the spectators' standpoint, his boys on the squads, but also with the though there are only vision is impaired by the steel posts, and students and his fellow workers on the only one section on each side of the court seven days left before campus. Congratulations, Doc! offers any kind of decent view of the you head for home . . The C.C.C. includes Drake, Western game. A new fieldhouse is included in Michigan, Marquette, Bradley Tech, But­ plans for proposed new buildings, but in ler, Loyola of Chicago, Michigan Normal, the meantime it remains a difficulty for and Michigan State. The main athletic the fans to see the games. NOTRE DAME activities of the conference center around THIS 'N' THAT . . . HERE -N' THERE JEWELRY track .and cross-country. At the annual executive meeting, Dec. 8, it was decided Marty Peters, one-time grid star at that the conference would hold its 20th Notre Dame, has returned to St. Bene­ PENNANTS annual indoor track and field meet at dict's College, Atchison, Kansas, as head Michigan State, March 9, 1946, and its basketball coach. Marty was a naval of­ 21st annual outdoor track and field meet ficer during the war. He has a large BRACELETS at Marquette, June 9. Michigan State group of freshmen working out for the will be host school for the conference squad. . . . Steve Bagarus, another for­ swimming meet, and Drake ivill enter­ mer N.D. gridder, has been burning up NECKLACES tain at the cross-country meet, Nov. 16. the National Pro Football League this fall. Many non-partisans have ranked CHRISTMAS BASKETBALL OFF TO A FLYING START Steve with the all-time greats of the league as a ball carrier. . . . Frank Dan- GREETING Approximately 3,000 fans saw Notre cewicz, Pete Berezny, and Elmer Angs- Dame open its 1945-46 basketball season CARDS man have been refused permission to play in the fieldhouse last Saturday night as with the East squad in the annual Shrine the Irish whipped Camp Atterbury, 56 Charity East-West game in San Francis­ to 37. The game was marred by the usual co on New Year's Day. The reason for •$-$-$- early season rough edges, such as er­ the ban was that no more days of ab­ ratic passing and off the beam shoot­ sence from school could be allowed. ing. Elmer Eilpey, the new head coach, Army's atomic athletes, Glenn Davis and is really on the spot this year because Doc Blanchard, were also refused per­ of the galaxy of stars on the Irish ros­ mission to play. . . . Incidentally, accord­ Notre Dame ter. However, don't go too hard on Elmer ing to the Army football roster, about if the Irish don't win every game this the only important men due to graduate season. Basketball records are not distin­ from West Point are its four cheerlead­ Bookstore guished by undefeated seasons as are ers. That's tough fellows! Better send football records. A cage team that can some scouts out looking for new ones... . tn Badin'Hall \vin 18 or 19 out of 22 games must be granted top honors. Any team is bound (Continued on following page) 13 Walter Kennedy, Notre Dame's efficient Fort Wayne, Elkhart, Goshen, Ligon- tests do not intend to enroll at the Uni­ publicity director, is leaving for New ier, Mishawa, Lakeville, Michigan City, versity of Notre Dame but are merely York for his new job with the Scholastic and South Bend are among the commun­ seeking vocational rehabilitation. Those Sports Institute. The SCHOLASTIC washes ities served by the Veterans Administra­ veterans present at the University are to express its thanks for the assistance tion's facilities. welcome to take the tests if they so received and material pi-ovided to it.. For the most part those taking the desire. Mr. Kennedy has always been willing and ready to help. He has also main­ tained Notre Dame's reputation as one of the finest schools in the country for the press, particularly at football games. ^UAMMtiA Good luck, Mr. Kennedy, in your new position! A PEPPECT GIPT PCP ALL TOLIP N. B., VETERANS CPIPIJTMAX •*EVEX'' The Office of Veteran Affairs of the University of Notre Dame through the guidance of the Personnel Office of the University has contracted with the In­ A smooth metal compact of sterling diana office of the Veterans' Administra­ silver and gold finish. In many de­ tion to administer batteries of tests to lightful patterns 5.00 plus tax the veterans from the northei-n part of Indiana, who are interested in and quali­ fied for vocational rehabilitation under Public Law 16. . The tests consist of the Otis Gamma, A.C.E. Psychological and the Ohio State Plastic compacts in assorted bright Psychological examinations, Kuder Px-ef- colors and sizes 2.00 to 5.00 erence Record, Cleeton Personal Inven­

Metal and plastic compacts, deli­ cate floral patterns 5.00 Also a combination cigarette case and compact 12.00 plus tax tory, Primary Business Interests Test, Bernreuter Personality Inventory, Per­ Jewelry . Main Floor sonal Audit (Form LL), Cardal test of Practical Judgment, O'Rourke Mechani­ cal Aptitude test, Pui-due Peg-Board Test, Minnesota Form Board test, and the United States Armed Forces Insti­ tute Tests Nos. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, these last To CHICAGO—

"To succeed in the ivorld, it is much formed. Female oifspring s ai-e the result more necessary to possess the penetra­ of the failure of form to dominate tion to discover ivho is a fool than to mattei-. discover tvho is a clever man."—CATO • • DEDICATED TO ROSAHY COLLEGE: It is the paradox of life that the way To cultivate a beautiful garden you to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The must uproot all weeds and other unlove­ very first condition of lasting happiness ly things. This is best done not by sitting is that a life should be full of purpose, down and studying the origin of such aiming at something outside self. As a weeds, and ascertaining their names and matter of experience, we find that true number, but by patient and diligent work Ni ^ happiness comes in seeking other things, in pulling them up by the roots and in the manifold activities of life, in the ridding your garden of them forever. healthful outgoing of all human powers. Likewise to cultivate a beautiful mind you must uproot and cast from you —Hugh Burns all mental weeds and other unlovely • thoughts, such as pride, envy, impa­ OUR ACTIONS tience, fear, ressn-ment, and selfishness. The only things in which we can be Then you must plant and carefully cul­ said to have any property are our ac­ tivate in your mental garden seeds of tions. Our thoughts may be bad, yet pro­ kindness, goodness, love, purity, human­ duce no poison; they may be taken away ity, reverence, and righteousness. As you by misfortune, our reputation by malice, persevere in this work, your mind will our spirits by calamity, our health by gradually unfold into beauty and fra­ disease, our friends by death. But our ac­ grance, and your life AviU be blest. tions must follow us beyond the grave; with respect to them alone, we cannot —Kleiser say that we shall go naked out of the • world.—Colton SORRY OLDE BOY: A certain maggoty-looking columnist, • known for his malicious irony and caus­ JUST A SIMPLE QUERY: tic remarks — in the SCHOLAS-IC — de­ Jacques Maritain (one of the great­ manded (of us) a complete retraction of est philosophers of our century) said: an implication made about him a few "To turn away from wisdom and con­ weeks past. May it be known to "him" templation and to aim lower than God now, and henceforth, that we never re­ is in a christian civilization the first tract printed facts about columnist cause of all disoi-der." which are conforming to I'eality. Per­ The question we should like to ask haps Omer Khayyam expressed it more (with no malice intended) is: How does aptly when he said: "The moving Finger the Commerce school fit into this defi­ Writes; and having writ, moves on; nor nition? H'mm? all thy wit shall lure it back to cancel • half a line, nor all thy tears wash out a ARISTOTLE'S CONCEPT OF WOMAN: word of it." Accordin^j to Aristotle—^woman is to • man as the slave to the master, the man­ MORALITY: ual to the mental worker. Woman is an Beautiful it is, and a gleam from the unfinished man, left standing on a lower same etei-nal pole-star visible amid the step in the scale of development. The destinies of men, that all talent, all in­ male is by nature superior, and the fe­ tellect, is in the first place moral. What male inferior; the one rules and the a world were this otherwise. other is ruled; the courage of a man —Carlyle and that of a woman are not the same; • the courage of a man is shown in com­ DEDICATED TO ST. MARY'S COLLEGE: manding; that of a woman in obeying. Then Almitra spoke, and said. And Ks.i ... As the poet "Plato" says, "Silence is what of Marriage, master? And he an­ a woman's glory." swered saying: You were born together, Aristotle's favorite example of matter and together you shall be forevermore. and form are woman and man; the male You shall be together when the white is the active, formative principle; the wings of death scatter your days. Aye, female is passive clay waiting to be you shall be together even in the silent Notre Dame Purchases New P-47 Fiqhier Plane A dismantled P-47-N fighter plane is BOOKS now the property of the University. Eng. Dean Makes This model, the latest of the Republic P-47's to be produced, was until recently Trip to New York a secret model. With a range of over Dr. K. E. Schoenheer, dean of the 2,000 miles, the plane had equipment for College of Engineering, attended the pressure suits for pilots. It was one of meeting of the Society of Naval Archi­ the first aircraft to employ a water- tects and Marine Engineers, in New injection motor, which in this case was York on Nov. 16. At the same time, a Pratt & Whitney E-2800, developing Dr. E. G. Mahin, head of the Depart­ 2800 horsepower. Radar equipment, ment of Metallurgy, was present at the which was removed before the plane was meeting of the Meehanite Research In­ New Novels for your winter delivered to Notre Dame, was another stitute, also held in New York. reading— of its features. "THE BEST FROM YANK" The Thunderbolt is at present in the Among the many interesting papers THE MABRIAGE OF lOSEPHDiE Heat and Power Laboratory. It will not submitted at the S. N. A. and M. E. THE BLACK ROSE be fully assembled, but rather will be meeting was one on gas turbines. Be­ CASS TIMBERLANE made operative to demonstrate its vari­ cause of its light weight and economy, NORTH, EAST. SOUTH. WEST ous components, such as the engine, and it promises to be useful in ship propul­ THE HISTORY OF WORLD WAR n the hydraulic and electric systems. It sion. Another paper dealt with various "BEDSIDE BOOK OF FAMOUS was purchased from the Reconstruction designs for American passenger liners. FRENCH STORIES" Finance Corporation, which obtained it This paper brought out the fact that from the Republic Aircraft Co.'s assem­ marine transportation companies do not bly lines in Evansville, Ind. The craft feel that present airplane travel will was never used for flying purposes, but supplant passenger liners. was shipped from Evansville, knocked iRU00NERS down, shortly after the Republic plant The Meehanite Research Institute is a development of the Meehanite Foun­ there closed down. NEWS CENTER • CISAR STORE Together with the P-47, the Univer­ dry Study, founded by the late Mr. Mee- han, a graduate of Notre Dame. Dr. Ma­ 127 W. Washington St sity purchased various electrical and hy­ "In the I. M. S. Building" draulic equipment for use in the College hin was present as a guest. of Engineei-ing. Several gyro-stabilized While in New York, Dr. Schoenheer gunsights, heretofore a closely-guarded inspected the $200,000 hydraulic labora­ secret, were also included. Along with tory at the Stevens Institute of Tech­ the Thunderbolt came an extra turbo- nology. Constructed with Government A Christmas gift supercharger, which -svill be installed on funds, it is used to test seaplane floats that's difFerent. a Studebaker Champion motor in the and other high-speed craft. Heat and Power Laboratory. give an oil pcdnting of Notre Dame, painted by on inter­ nationally known artist. memory of God. But let there be space in your togetherness, and let the winds Mahin is Metals Advisor $30.00 and up of the heavens dance between you. Love one (another), but make not a bond of E. G. Mahin, head of the Department Miss C. F. Makielski love. Let it rather be a moving sea be­ of Metallurgy at the University, has 623 I. M. S. Building tween the shores of your souls. been appointed a member of the advisory South Bend Fill each other's cup but drink committee on metallurgical education of not from one cup. the American Society for Metals. Give one another of your bread Membership of this committee includes but eat not from the same loaf. representatives of outstanding engineer­ Specializing in the Sing and dance together and be ing colleges and universities, as well as examination of the eyes. joyous, but let each one of you be prominent industrial organizations in alone, metallurgical fields. Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the Dr. L J. Cdii same music. OPTOMETRIST Give your hearts, but not into Prof Has Pneumonia each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can The History Depai-tment of Notre contain your hearts. Dame is minus the services of Instructor And stand together yet not too Matthew A. Fitzsimons, B.A., Oxon., Prompt Lens or Frame Repair near together: For the pillars of who is in St. Joseph's Hospital with service in our own laboratory. the temple stand apart, pneumonia. Members of the Department And the oak tree and the cypress are pinch-hitting for Mr. Fitzsimons 212 S. Michigan St. . grow not in each other's shadow. during his absence. Rev. Thomas Mc- —Written by the Arabian Poet Avoy, head of the -Department, said Phone 4-8251 —Kahlil Gibran Monday. 17 old disinterested "go 'way Avoman, I'm goin' fishin'." That attitude is assumed by many N.D. boys we know. As a mat­ ter of fact, they spend all of their wak­ ^fiaiit ^noiU . . . ing hours as far as possible from dear old S.M.C. By ED CASO and JOE PffiDMONT Well, 'enough prattle — I'm agoin fishin'. . . . Goodbye, hey, ADAM FOOL REPORTS A. D. F.— CAMPUS QUIPS • We should like to extend our congratu­ DE.AB LO\'EBS: Art Cassidy was approached by a new lations to the 1945 football squad, and In a recent sheet of the journalistic freshman last Nov. 6, who asked—"Say, especially to the freshmen on the squad: masterpiece (known variously as "The is that Rockne on top of the Dome?" Leonard, Colella, Brennan, Walsh, Fis­ Green Sheet," Wasted Paper, and The Glaring at him. Art replied scornfully, cher, Vainisi, Flynn, Gompers, Grot- South Bend Tribune), there was an ar­ "No, stupid—^that's the first Prefect of ticle which should interest all red-blooded haus, Virok, Zehler, Oracko, Panelli, Discipline." Russell, Tripucka, and anybody else Notre Dame men such as Joe Palooka, • Hop Harrigan, Jack Armstrong, et al. whom we might have overlooked. Nice A'ine mtiore days of starvation It was written by Dorothy Dix, and Then we leave for the station going treats on the veiy interesting subject of Back to civilization courtship, and proposing, and stuff like Bob Stoltz, the old sage, came out Avith Farewell to Notre Dame. that. For the spring violet type, (such another of his inimitable remarks— as the fair lassies across the Dixie) Miss —Written by that fellow Anonymous, who is a college education is like the N. D. the composer of some of our best poems. D. recommends the violent, caveman type laundry; you get out of it just what • (do Zahm, Cav, St. Ed's, and B.P. qual­ you put into it (sometimes)—^but you'd A CASE OF PURE LOGIC ify?). Can't you just see some big bmtes never recognize it. Logic Prof—One of the most famous like Bob Wasson and Joe Archibald make men I know said Greece was nothing but • a raid on S.M.C. and drag their victims a constant bull session. More knowledge Tom "Waughn" O'Keefe and Joe away by the hair (in the approved pre­ has come down to us from there than any "Bottle" Clancy were seated together historic fashion) in the direction of the place else. on the crowded bus going downtown. nearest church, while less frail girls Student—What we need is more bull Joe noticed that Tom had his eyes closed, Avatch enviously. Another method of sessions. — This really happened. "\^niat's the matter, feeling ill?" which the authoress speaks highly is "I'm all right," said Waughn, "I just the old "indifferent" line. You know, the hate to see ladies standing." • Nothing irks Tom Schilder more than JEWELRY GIFTS shaking out the envelope from home and finding nothing in it but news and love. for CHRISTMAS • 7^ Overheard—^the following conversa­ •^•^^ Purchases Gift Wrapped tion: OPfQi Free of Charge Bill Duffy: "Busy?" Dick Kirk: "No; you busy?" Leadingr Credit Jeweler Bill Duffy: "No; then let's go to BLOCK BROS. class." Comer Michigan and Washin^on • Welcomes Why did the mysterious student put the new quotations marks around all the ans­ students at 0" "H wers on his quiz papers? Just as a little * Greeting Cards courtesy to the man on his left?" Notre Dame. • • Artists' Supplies Our food will Pinky Pastrick: What's eating you? • Picture Framing Jack Hillbrich: Oh, nothing. WTien please you. your girl friend said she'd dig up a date for me, brother, she wasn't kidding. L W. Lower Co. We now present the advantages of a DECORATORS higher education: 128 Nordi Michigan Street Definitions A tangerine is an orange that has B'< ,.& been disappointed in love. A skeleton is a stack of bones with 120 South Main Street THE STAMP SHOP the people scraped off. (Across from the Courthouse) A Communist is a fellow that's given Everything for the up all hope of being" a capitalist. Open 11:00 A.M. to 7KiO P.M. STAMP COLLECTOR Seven days a week Diplomacy is letting someone else have 501 PyOuan Bldg. your way. 18 only you and you alone can decide. How­ ever, I have a suggestion. My roommate is also a patron of the unhonorable art ^Ite G^uuu'4. AeU of snoring. His snore is of the Laryngeal Volcanic Ei-uption type, the snore which begins with a melodic drone, musically trips through the intermediate stage, S^ 2o44. -Almadi and bursts forth into a climactic and inspirational imitation of a Mt. Vesuvi­ us eruption — the intennediate stage in­ cluding, among other things, eight meas­ ODE TO SIRIUS or those thoroughly obnoxious individuals ures of The Lost Chord. PHOOEY TO MY NAVIGATION PROF . . . Avho has developed the snore to such per­ DR. ZOLTAN We'd like to begin The Croiv's Nest fection that I have to stay awake half • this week with a poem, a twenty-two the night listening to his nocturnal con­ THE LOWDOWN ... word masterpiece, a work of art that certs. Skinhead's snore is of the Perco­ George Eatterman and Jim McGurk, will put its author on a par Avith the lating Wolf Call type (a masculine form leaving behind them a string of broken other immortals — Poe, Longfellow, and of the Adenoidal Wheeze). It begins like feminine hearts (Lois, Mona, Gypsy, Izzy Schwackenbach (the author of the a bronchial block buster; shifting gears Betty, and Mary Lou, to mention only a 1904 edition of the Sears & Roebuck Cat­ he proceeds from a throaty gui'gle to a few), are always on the lookout for new alogue) : soprano hyena wail, which fades into the fields to conquer. They were seen flash­ "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, night like the echo of a rocket. Now Dr. ing their Pepsodent smiles and come-to- How I wonder what you ar&— Zoltan, TO-Y problem is this — should I papa glances at the teadance Sunday. Sirius, Spica, or Bellatrix, wrap his carcass in a sea bag one night . . . Esky Eskilson spent Saturday night Stand still so I can take my fix." and heave him into the cold and turbu­ prancing about the local YWCA in a lent waters of St. Joe Eiver, or should I • turban, giving a fair imitation of a Mo­ harness this vast store of energy by at­ hammedan on his way to Mecca for the "STATIC" SCORES A SCOOP . . . taching a factory whistle to Skinhead annual Legion convention. What did they We managed to snag a copy of the and selling his services to Bendix? feed you down there, Esky? . . . The Sai7it Mary's Static while it was floating MARTY "SLSEPLESS" EIS good word about inactive duty for EOTC around on the local black market and it trainees isn't too hard to take. Drag the proved to be quite interesting. One of the DEAR MR. EIS, sport coat out of the moth balls maw, columnists came up with the question, Your problem is a difficult one, some­ the pride of the family is coming home. "What is the nicest thing that happened thing which I feel is so important that And please, no blue serge! to you this year at St. Mary's?" The . answer of one of the luckier girls was, "I had a date!" As Bill S. would say, DR. ROBERT F. LUCAS something's rotten in Denmark. Leap GENERAL DENTISTRY year isn't due for quite some time, won­ X-RAYS AND CONSULTATION der how she got that date? DISEASES AND SURGERY OF MOUTH AND JAWS Not by popular request (nota bene. TELEPHONE 4-5661 702 J. M.S. BUILDING SOUTH BEND. IND. Miss Kearney) we're going to step out of character for a minute and say some­ thing nice about St. Mary's. Girls, we DRS. PROBST AND SINGLER N.D. students would like to thank you for the wonderful punch served to us at DENTISTS your Charity Ball (Wonder which of the 503 SHERLAND BUILDING ingenious females it was that tried spik­ PHONE 3-la54 SOUTH BEND. INDIANA ing it with the janitor's shaving lotion?) • SOUTH BEND LAST MINUTE HE MUST HAVE BEEN LIT . . . X-RAY LABORATORY Don Hereford, the golden voiced tenor SUGGESTIONS for 825 SHERLAND BUILDING of our Glee Clvib, went tearing down the L. E. FISHER, M.D. M. J. THORNTON. M.O. stairs to sick bay one morning. CHRISTMAS "Say mate," he gasped, "the guy next TELEPHONE 3-4269 door jxist swallowed my pack of matches. NOTRE DAME—100 YEARS What shall I do?" ROSE DENTAL GROUP COLLECTED POEMS OF LEONARD A. ROSE, D.D.S. "Don't worry about it, chum! Here, use CHARLES L. O'DONNELL, CYRIL F. ROSE. D.D.S. my cigarette lighter," said the pharma­ PETER J. ROSE. D.D.S. cist mate. V.<* da V^« 623-629 SHERLAND BLDG. . SOUTH BEND. IND. • THE SET —$5.00 DR. ZOLTAN'S WAILING WALL . . . DEAR DR. ZOLTAN, DR. O. J. GRUNDY I have a problem. I am enraged, em- BOARD OF PUBUCATIONS REGISTERED PODIATRIST bittei-ed, exasperated, and exhausted and Administration Building FOOT AILMENTS the cause of all my misery is Ed "Skin­ Notre Dame. Indiana 406-40a TOWER BUILDING PHONE 3-2374 head" Aylward. My roommate is one of

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