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Registration Dates »< MHnliifwhr Da:e Green WMt H ;.•. 6-e ■ Aall 6 U li« Degree audits have teething trouble 7 TiM M Mik M H*4 By Matt McCarty Jack Cuirass, dean of undergraduate stud- bility of being very effective," said Registrar bread," Cook said. k « News editor n ies, said there were over 70,000 transfer JiU Allgicr. He cited the "overwhelming" amount of 12 * "flf 'fy*6 I courses that had to be put in the computer, "I realize that this is a new program for information and the high number of "unevalu- <} n 41 UM ! When students picked up their demograph- but only a little over 30,000 had been many people," Allgicr said. atcd classes" as the main flaws with the pro- H " * W.M { ic sheets last week, they might have received entered. Cuirass said the main concern among fac- gram. * AorM 17 Ail Al U.M) something they didn't expect — missing "It takes a fairly long lime to get the trans- ulty is that the audit has a lot of information "I want to be fair with them," Cook said. 1 M Al u Al Al H.A courses from their record. fer work in," Cuirass said. while the old way was "clear and unclut- "We're in a teething period we all go 19 Al Students found errors in the report they Eastern has been working on the program 20 Al Al All Tf.M tered." through." Al Al Al RAG received from Eastern's new student history sine :•«• "iirchasc in 1986, and it was tested in 21 Jerry Cook, a professor in the science The computer system has a correspondence Aft Mr a u m it* forms, degree audits, referred to as EKU a few colleges in 1991. department, said the new audits "were as table which tells what classes transfer in as 25 Al ' « n **.#'* CARES. This semester, however, was the first time complicated as they can be." and what area of the student's curriculum it a a Al « OT; The errors happened because "quite hon- the degree audit was distributed to all nine Cook said right now he does not like the satisfies. » Ai Al a «.'«"" estly the university did not get (the job) com- colleges. new program and prefers the old way, but he "Most of the errors are where students » M Ai u u pleted," Donald Batch, dean of the College of "I feel that if the students and faculty are said, "I'm open." thy l-Auj. 15 iptl »o al »igWt Ms*. Natural and Mathematical Sciences, said. willing to give this a chance, it has the capa- "It could be the neatest thing since sliced SEE AUDIT PAGE All PnpM/TERRY STEVENS Aid threatened with budget cuts
By Caroline Bandy For the 1994-95 school year. News writer Eastern was awarded $690,545 in Federal Supplemental Educational Student financial aid is in jeop- Opportunity grants, $958,087 for ardy, according to a February report federal work study and $32,116 in commissioned by The Alliance to Perkins loans. Figures for 1995-96 Save Student Aid. leave Eastern with an increase of The alliance is made up of more over $62,000 in grants and $4,000 than 30 higher education associations in Perkins loans, but a $2,000 and was formed to oppose legislative decrease for work study. proposals Congress is considering Although money for aid granted which would reduce or eliminate fed- to Eastern did not drop in most cases, eral student aid funding. Luhman predicts that the future for The report was in response to the student aid could be bleak if latest efforts by Congress to Congress imposes educational cuts. approve the "Contract with While there is no direct mention America," which could threaten stu- of student aid cuts in the "Contract dent aid, especially Federal Pell with America," a danger remains for grants. students who have received federal "We have a very needy student money in the past and hope to population here, and that's what I'm receive it to continue their education. so concerned about," said Susan Approximately $5 billion is Luhman, director of student finan- added to compensate for the increas- Progr«ss/MATT MCCARTY cial assistance. "Students should ing costs of higher education each DANGEROUS DUST— Ron Dowell with Environmental of the Feb. 24 Summit St. fir* which destroyed a university- definitely be concerned." year. A subcommittee in Congress Recovery Systems of Glasgow removes asbestos from the site owned house. The clean-up should be finished tomorrow. Eastern's awards from the gov- has voted not to add the money. ernment are based on a report filed Newt Gingrich recently revealed each year revealing student need Asbestos removed from Summit fire site and eligibility. SEE AID PAGE All
playing out there," said "Nobody told us any- "We would have certainly been By Matt McCarty OANGIR and Don Perry one neighbor who asked thing," said a neighbor. glad to have done it (had we been Election to offer 19 not to be identified Parker Moore, of the told)," Street said. because of fear of losing ASNSTOS Kentucky EPA, said Street said the university began What goes up — in flames that KMtf* is— must come down. his university job. asbestos is a naturally seeing what needed to be done to choices of senators The university took its first step But Kevin Hill, occurring mineral, and properly remove the asbestos in tearing down the Summit Street supervisor of the pro- everyone is exposed to "right after the fire occurred." dent and vice ject, said there was no it at some point, but "It's not like we sat over here By Janna Gillaspie house that burned last month, Assistant news editor president also. when they hired a crew to begin need for neighbors to nobody knows how on our hands and waited to do Roswall said be alarmed, and they many doses are safe. something," Street said. removing shingles which con- Only 19 students will vie for 45 their campaign tained asbestos from the house. were in no danger. He added that once asbestos Moore said while the five and a will be geared The EPA inspected the house gets into the air, it lends to stay half weeks it look to get the project senator positions in the student sen- Neighbors became alarmed ate election April 11. Many more toward making Tuesday when a four-man crew Tuesday morning and gave the go- airborne for a long period of time. started was "a little bit of a long facilities and ahead on the removal. Hill said. In order to control the amount time," he wasn't sure of the specifics tried to file applications after the with the Environmental Recovery March 31 deadline, causing them to available ser- Systems from Glasgow taped off Hill said they expected to have of asbestos released, it was a good that could have caused a delay. vices better for all students. all the asbestos removed by Friday. idea to cover up the material and Street said the university con- have to run as write-in candidates. the 218 Summit Street house with The senators will be elected in The 19 students appearing on the. warning signs of the dangers of One thing which concerned keep them wet. Director of tacted the state EPA to find out ballot are: Sheila Chase, Scott neighbors was they were not noti- Physical Plant James Street said what needed to be done. The state conjunction with the two executive asbestos. officers, president and vice president. Douglas, Kevin Duncan, Doug "I don't feel safe with them fied about the project until the Eastern did not do this because Hanen, William Hendren, Lyn Herrj workers put signs on the house. they were not told to do so. SEE ASBESTOS PAGE A10 Two parties will run for president removing it while my children are and vice president. The candidates Mark Honeycutl, Susan Hubbard, must run as a slate of two individuals. Natalie Husband, Juliana Jordan, Joe Hoffman and Melody Mason Courtney Kimmel, Terry Martin, will run for president and vice presi- Garris McCown, Lawrence Howell memorial Half of hall fees used to pay bonds dent on the platform of "Working Muennkh, Molly Neuroth, Rebecca Today for a Better Tomorrow." Rucks, Joy Warder, Joe Wells and at 5 p.m. today By Matt McCarty Rodney "Pilgrim" Roswall and News editor Matthew Johnson will run for presi- SEE ELECTIONS PAGE All Progress staff report Residential Bondage Many Eastern students go to Nearly half the money Eastern receives from A memorial for Brian Howell school with the intent of gaining an will be held at 5 p.m. today in education and becoming well- residence hall fees is used to pay off the INSIDE the Chapel of Meditation. rounded individuals. bonds while the remainder is spent on AGuestwoiiuLCMmDATiBoa WEATHER: f~\ Howell was found dead in his The university tries to help stu- general operations, including maintenance. Brockton apartment March 12. Babtage has a plan that writ TODAY High 64, Low &yj Art professor Joe Molinaro dents gain the experience needed in achieving these goals by serving as Bend's or better" high school 43, partly sunny •aid students should use the ser- graduates to cottage. Page A8. FFWAY High 63, Low vice to help cope with this death. a "residential" institution. Students living in dorms 4,825 Eastern requires students who live 44, partly sunny "We wanted to do something ACCENT B1 SATURDAY High 65. for the students," Molinaro said. more than SO miles away and are Students living in private rooms 1,104 under 21 years old to reside on cam- AenvmEB B5 Low 45, partly sunny Melissa Way, a counselor at Total money paid to live on campus $3.25 million Eilendaie Hall, said memorial pus, which makes the university the AD INDEX B8 services can be used differently largest residential school in the stale. Money paid toward dorm bonds $930,000 Ajrrs/E*m*TAwi*NT B3 THOUGHT FOB THE DAY: by each individual. The money the university collects CIASSEEOS A4 "Trwonlyttmlttoour Way said the service can be from residence hall fees is used to Interest paid on bonds $583,565 PEOPIE B4 reaBzaiton of tornorrow wtll pay the bill owed on the halls and to M used to say good-bye or in place Total amount paid $1.513,565 PEOPLE POLL A3 boOurd0uM»Oftod»y. of the funeral services. pay for daily operations in the dorms. PEMKCTNC J&63 — Frtnldln D. Rootevett "Sometimes it is more of a When the costs of daily operations POLICE BEAT A4 CLASS PATTERN respect service, especially for rise or the number of residents on Source: EKU Housing-and the President's Office. those who couldn't attend the campus declines, the effects arc felt by original services," Way said. £r::=::::::i£ ■ T ■ R | F | SEE BONDS PAGE All Progress /TERRY STEVENS v A2
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Access denied Parking abuse disadvantages the disadvantaged
Many students complain about Students also misuse these spaces by having to walk from Alumni parking in them because they are there. It Coliseum lot to the Combs seems the ability to use the legs is inverse- Building. Some even complain about park- ly proportional to the ability to use the ing in the back of AC lot and walking to AC. brain and compassion. Students who can ■But imagine you couldn't walk, that should stay out of these spots and appreci- you're in a wheelchair. Then, imagine that ate the abilities they have been given. you're on the campus of Eastern Kentucky In addition to these two types of misuse, University, and you're in a wheel- some students obtain stickers for chair. which they may not be eligible. While the administration has f The Office of Disabled begun working on accessibility Services is obligated to issue across campus and into buildings, stickers to any student who has a the buildings and campus of doctor's statement explaining Eastern are not handicapped- their need. friendly. Sometimes students plead their Based on the access problems own case. Plead hard enough, facing handicapped students on and you can get a sticker for two campus, additional handicapped weeks. But to keep it for a year, parking spaces have been added —r*r you have to get a doctor's note. across campus. Mark Jozefowicz, assistant ' The misuse of these spaces is not some- director for parking and transportation, thing to push aside easily. It must stop. said public safety has allocated roughly the Just think of how you would feel if you same number of spaces as there were stick- were the handicapped student searching ers given out this semester. for a spot wide enough to lower the ramp However, this doesn't mean parking is you use to get in and out of your car. easy for handicapped students. Abuse of You might be a little upset when a these spaces often causes students confined healthy person springs from a car which Jail time not for the easily bored just pulled into a handicapped spot. to wheelchairs to drive around campus for In my continuing effort to better bright enough to grow plants in the long times looking for a place to park. Even though campus remains a rough the world through journalism and Chad room, and the bathroom facilities Jozefowicz said the abuse occurs in terrain for many handicapped students, my desire to inform and educate involve a very open toilet in the cor- readers, I decided to perform a self- Williamson ner. Privacy does not take precedent many ways. The most common form is disabled services is continuing to look at in jail. Regardless of what you when students bring relatives' or friends' less act and get arrested so I could ways to solve the problem. It is asking relate the experience to you, an Sea of Waking want, your cellmates will know a handicapped stickers on campus to use for handicapped students to complete a survey interested public. great deal about you in a short time, themselves. This, Jozefowicz said, is not of services and accessibility. OK, enough with that crap. Truth Dreams basically because of that open toilet. be told, I had about as much desire Also, eat well beforehand, only unfair to the handicapped students Students registered with the office have as anyone else docs to spend the because something about the sur- who need these parking spaces, it is illegal. been mailed a survey, and others may pick night in the Madison County summer in Wolfe County my moth- roundings does nothing for your : Violators can be ticketed and their cars one up by stopping by Turley House Detention Center, a place which er was supposed to lake care of for appetite, and the food won't do impounded. will never replace Holiday Inn, me. She never had; my license had much to help that. Breakfast that before April 21 Marriott or a sturdy cardboard box been suspended, I had a warrant for morning was oatmeal, I think. I in a back alley as a place to spend my arrest in Wolfe County (none of think because I don't ever recall the night. this to my knowledge) and the next having seen gray oatmeal, and I But regardless of my wants, I thing I know, you might as well just couldn't get a sample to take for Buying the dream ended up there. If you'll look on call me "Richard Kimball." analysis; it kept eating through the Page A4 under "Police Beat," you'll With Richmond being what container. notice my name in bold letters. Of Richmond is (basically a liquor The officers are nice enough, but 4 the many ways a journalist can get store with a city council), I think don't expect to be invited to :B" proposal could pay the way to college his name in a paper, that one is not I'm one of the first persons in recent Christmas dinner. They're polite preferred. memory to spend time in the deten- and professional, but they will see a Secretary of State and gubernatorial amount of money paid back into the state. The story behind my miniature tion center stone sober. For some thousand faces like yours this week. For the upcoming fiscal year, the lot- "Shawshank Redemption" is a fairly reason, no one wants to believe you You screwed up to earn your way in candidate Bob Babbage, a former simple and surprisingly sober one when you tell them you were sober here and now you gotta pay the educator himself, has always posi- tery's sales goal is $490 million, and the where I was taking my girlfriend when you got arrested. Tell them piper. tioned himself as the candidate most state has budgeted $116 million in home one night and turning onto Kit that and they get a look on their face In short, you do something resjdy to reform education. His lat- dividends, or 23.6 percent in sales. Carson Drive on a yellow light. like a confused puppy who was just wrong in Madison County, and they If you ask the public safely offi- smacked for bringing the paper to send you to the detention center; ent proposal does more than By enacting Babbage's proposal (if cer who pulled me over that night, its master. you're basically getting what you reform; it could be the key to a he is elected), the state could ensure he'll tell you the light was red, That was what my cellmates that deserve for being a bad boy or girl. new future for Kentucky students. a return of $ 171.5 million, making a which was why he pulled me over. I night kept doing, just looking at me Jail is not meant to be pretty, and difference of $55.5 million, or $2.6 was just trying to get Lisa home like, "If you're sober, then what the it's not for wimps. Babbage's proposal to pay col- from my dorm and had not exactly hell arc you doing here?" It gives It's also not for the easily bored lege tuition for all Kentucky stu- million more than necessary to fund dressed for a night in jail. I was you a sense of the crime problem or the homesick, as I quickly dents who finish high school with the scholarship program without wearing track shorts and a sweat- here in Richmond. became jumpy and wanted nothing atjeast a "B" average could pre- affecting current lottery revenues. shirt. I didn't even have my wallet For the uninformed and those more than the company of my Kentucky ranks 48th in the nation in the with me. who like to make plans ahead of friends and my girlfriend. Finally sent opportunities to students who might' When the officer asked me for time, I'd advise you dress warmly my bond was set, and Lisa came to n THE EASTERN PROGRESS 117 Donovan Annex ■ To report a news story ■ To place an ad ■ To subscribe Eastern Kentucky University Subscriptions are available by mail Richmond, Ky. 40475 or idea Display at a cost of $1 per issue; $15 per (606) 622-1872. FAX (606) 622-2354 News Monica Kecton 622-1881 semester; or $30 per year payable Matt McCarty 622-1872 in advance. Selena Woody Classified/Subscriptions Chad Williamson Features Editor Managing editor Anne Norton 622-1881 ■ To submit a column Christina Rankin 622-1882 The Progress gives readers an Ian Allman Jason Owens. Rhonda Fowler Activities opportunity to express more Staff artist Copy editors ■ To suggest a photo or detailed opinions in a column called Linda Fine her 622-1882 order a reprint "Your Turn." 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TimMoUeue 622-1882 Internet: [email protected] dance with available space. The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6, 1995 A3: PERSPECTIVE V. V > r}J '. U :J ' 3 Compiled by Tim Mollette Question: If you could, what would you replace baseball Baseball UCLA Megan's Law with as the national pastime? After a court-ordered Congratulations to the This law allows officials injunction and the owners' Bruins for the team's 89-78 to warn neighborhoods (Compiled at the Kentucky Intercollegiate Press Association's annual decision not to lock out pro- victory over Arkansas to win when convicted sex meeting held March 31-April 1 by Northern Kentucky University.; fessional players, the NCAA title — their first offenders move in.The baseball is back. In more in 20 years. law is being challenged by "College basketball. than one way — they're in a man who doesn't want It's the only sport . the same situation as before. his name released. that's played all over Suggestions for UPS & DOWNS arc welcome. To make a suggestion, call 622-1882. the nation." Joe Posnanski, sports . columnist. Cincinnati Post Little sis's prom stirs reflection My liule sister is preparing 10 have, but she had to "think about it." attend her very first high school Janna When she left dial weekend to prom. It seems like just yesterday head home for more shopping, I . i d she was a liule girl excited about Gillaspie was fuming. She had found a great her first day at school, and now she dress, but passed it up to look for is shopping for an evening dress for My Turn something less expensive. She is the her junior prom. frugal child in this family. I guess I shouldn't refer to her as She wouldn't listen to anyone's my little sister anymore. She is 17 reasoning, even when my dad, the "Reading. I think it Is years old, but I feel like she should man who has money hidden away in an art that has long.. still be die little girl with pig-tails enough time finding jeans that fit, 20 different spots, told her it was been lost. Is that too and a dirty face climbing the tree in much less a prom dress. I actually gorgeous and he would be happy to intellectual for you?" our front yard. hate shopping for clothes with her, buy it for her, no matter what price. Alicia Townsend, junior, - • I couldn't believe it when she got but I thought this would be different I guess I just wanted her first journalism, Asbury College her drivers permit and wanted me to since it was such a special occasion. prom to be something spectacular. So ride with her or teach her how to We found the perfect dress in the what does she do? She refuses to buy drive a stick shift (By the way, that very first shop. the only dress we found in the two- little driving lesson didn't turn out It was a gorgeous, long, silk day shopping frenzy, that she could so well. She nill can't drive a stan- evening dress. It was a beautiful actually get in her liny liule size. dard.) purple-blue color with a brightly Well, the good news is she was And now my only sister is head- beaded design down the side and able to order the same dress from ing toward one of the greatest mile- complimented her slight figure bet- another store close to home, after stones of her high school days— ter than any dress she tried. She she couldn't find anything else in THE PROM! looked nothing like die litde girl another week's worth of shopping. I I got to go shopping with her and who used to dress up in our moth- told net so. my mom in Louisville and er's old dresses and pretend she was She's going to look wonderful in Lexington for this illustrious dress. I gcuing married or going to a dial dress. 1 hope her prom will be as "Theater. I think had been looking forward to this for "grown-up party." stunning as she looked in that dress. "Basketball. I've never "Football. It's a long time. I think I may have been But, she said, "I'll have to think theater should be understood why catching on. It has more excited about it than she was. about it." Gillaspie is a junior journalism televised like the baseball is the enough nostalgia to You must understand that my Think about what? This was the major and assistant news editor for sports." national pastime. The carry it through." sister wears a size 2. She has a hard dress I knew she was supposed to the Progress. Scot Atkinson, sophomore, team does nothing Chris Gravatte, senior, • communications, most of the game." English, University of Bellarmine Chnstian Adelberg, senior, Louisville communications, Bellarmine Ignoring ovarian cancer can kill — Cancer is a silent killer, and scan, ultrasound and intravenous women are not immune. In fact, Kathy pyelogram (IVP) are common tests. several types of cancer arc very Although commonly used by common to the female sex. Many Williams gynecologists to detect other illness- women suffer from breast cancer, es, the Pap smear is not a reliable lung cancer, cervical cancer and Student way of detecting this disease. ovarian cancer each year. The only sure way to know However, ovarian cancer differ- to Student whether ovarian cancer is present is to entiates itself from these other can- take samples of the tumor tissue and cers, because it is very difficult to have it examined by a pathologist. , q$r\dal detect This cancer is usually asymp- can experience vaginal bleeding. Although ovarian cancer mainly tomatic and starts in the ovaries. The cause of ovarian cancer is develops in women over the age of After the tumor grows for a period unknown, but research shows some fifty, it can strike women of all ages. of time, it causes some discomfort, women are more likely to develop No one knows why it occurs in but many women ignore the symp- this disease than others. some women and does not in others. toms because they are vague. Women who have never been We do know dial it can spread Initially, a woman may suffer pregnant arc more likely to develop throughout die body, including to from slight pain, pressure and bloat- ovarian cancer than those who have die lymph tissue, and eventually Qpccxal ing in the lower abdominal area as a had children. The more often a causes death. result of an ovarian tumor. As die woman has been pregnant, the less If you have experienced any of tumor continues to grow, it may likely she is to develop this disease. the symptoms listed above, contact cause appetite loss and a feeling of Women who take birth control your doctor for early diagnosis and fullness after a light meal. pills arc less likely to develop ovari- treatment. Other symptoms of the disease an cancer, because the pill creates For more information on ovarian include gas, weight loss, indigestion hormonal levels in the body similar cancer, contact Student Health and nausea. A tumor may also press to those seen during pregnancy. Services at 622-1761 or Mountain BUY FIVE PAIRS against the bladder or bowel causing If there is a history of ovarian Maternal Health League Planned frequent urination or constipation. cancer within the same family Parenthood at 986-2325. When ovarian cancer spreads to (mother, sister, daughter), a woman other organs, it causes fluid buildup is at high risk and should see her Williams is a graduate student in AND GET THE SIXTH in die abdomen, resulting in swelling doctor for close monitoring. allied health education from and discomfort. Although not com- Doctors diagnose ovarian cancer Louisville and a member of the mon, women with ovarian cancer througn various tests. The CAT Student Health Advisory Committee. PAIR FREE! SHOES DYED FOR FREE Column just more 'Big Blue bellyaching' ing to die hundreds of other media oudets in this state I have just finished reading Sports Editor Mary Ann who sec life through blue blinders. I would prefer to Lawrence's column on the University of Kentucky's read about EKU sports in the EKU newspaper. I am a loss in die NCAA Basketball Tournament, and I have true maroon EKU fan. Something I would like to see one question...why? from the EKU newspaper. Why does the EKU student news- It's called loyalty, and it's not always a pain in die paper have to jump on die media butt. COME IN TODAY TO bandwagon and take up space talking about another school's Dan McBride CHECK OUT OUR over-publicized basketball Athletic ticket manager team? Why does die sports edi- IFC congratulates Panhellenic EASTER tor of the EKU newspaper The Intrafraterniiy Council would like to congratu- find the greatest sports event late Chi Omega on its centennial celebration. of the year meaningless just The IFC would also like to SELECTION! because one team got beat? congratulate the Panhellenic A couple of other things Council for picking up die over- Lawrence should note: Eddie all excellence award, outstanding Sutton's team is the Cowboys, not service programming and the the Cavaliers. A victory party for the hometown leani overall outcome of service award would be for the Colonels in my hometown, and anyone at the Southeastern Panhellenic who thinks UCLA "set someone up" has a hard time Conference held March 30-April dealing with reality. 2 in Adanta. ^UOTaH5( North Carolina beat the University of Kentucky Congratulations also to IFC SHOC members for their part in bring- senscmon worse than they beat Murray State from the Ohio Valley Conference. I didn't find that information in the ing home the new programming award, continued pro- article. The University of Kentucky was 1-4 against gramming award and the fraternal excellence award "Sweet 16" teams this season, with the one win an over- from the Southeastern Intrafraterniiy Conference time game Arkansas gave away. I didn't find this infor- recendy. mation in die article. I know Mary Ann Lawrence is a "true blue Chris Alford Richmond Mall 623-2630 Kentucky fan," but please leave the Big Blue bellyach- Intrafraternity Council i44 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6, 1995 NEWS BRIEFS PROGRESS CLASSIFIEDS Place Classified ads before noon on Mondays. $2 for 10 words. Compiled by Progress staff scholarships is now available. All stu- HELP WANTED. Enterprises, P.O. Box 1778, Cultowhee, dents are eligible. Let us help. For • Eastern vice president Adult day care center N.C. 28723. more info., call: 1-800-263-6495 ext. APOLLO PtzZA-Drivers wanted. F55341. announces retirement 11 Must ba 18yr». old. Must have own car ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Eastern Vice Pesident for The Richmond Board of Adjustments & insurance Apply in parson, 228 Fishing Industry. Earn to $3,000- EARN CASH stuffing envelopes at ;Q»us Administrative Affaris Joseph heard a request yesterday for a condi- South Second Straat. $6.000+/month + benefits. Male/Fe home. All materials provided. Send Schwendemann will retire Dec. 31 tional use permit from RAE Enterprises, a Somerset- male. No experience necessary (206) SASE to Central Distributors P.O. Box of this year. based corporation. Now taking appueatlona lor COOKS 545-4155. ext. A55342. 10075, Olathe.KS 66051. Schwendemann, 64, has The center would serve as an alternative to nursing- a kitchen help. Madison Garden. worked for Eastern 29 years, the last nine as vice presi- home care for the elderly. Apply In person. Attention Students! Earn $2000+ FOR SALE. The center would be located in the commercial sec- monthly. Summer/fulHime. World travel dent. He worked at the University of North Dakota and ARBY'S-Both Richmond Mall and Caribbean. Hawaii. Tour Guides, Gift MACINTOSH COMPUTER for sale. Indiana University before joining Eastern in 1966. tion of Miller's Landing and could accommodate up to Bypass locations are now accepting Shop Sales. Deck Hands, Casino Work Complete system only $499. Call Chris I Schwendemann, who said the "decision to retire has 40 clients. applications for Summer employment. ers. No experience. Call (602) 453- at 800-289-5685. been a difficult one," served as a professor and chair of If approved, the facility would also offer occupation- We will work around your summer 4651. ftic Department of Geography and Planning, dean of the al and recreational therapy as well as other therapies as school schedule. So come see us now! FOR RENT. STUDENTS NEEDED! National Parks CARPENTER RENTAL- Berea, clean Office of Undergraduate Studies, associate vice presi- needed. FUNDRAISER: Exclusively for frater- dent for academic affairs and vice president. are now hiring seasonal & full-time. 1,2 43 bedroom apartments. College nities, sororities 4 student organiza- Forestry workers, park rangers, students welcome. Call Teresa 986 Rogers begins 42- tions. Earn money without spending a firefighters, lifeguards + more. Excel 9298. jfcKU Alumni Association plans dime. Just 3-5 days of your time. A little lent benefits 4 bonuses! Call 1-206- month prison work, a lot of money. Call for info. No 545-4804 ext. N55341. ".phapter events sentence obligation, t ■800-932-0528, ext. 65 HAGER RENTALS Jj>Eastcrn's Alumni Association will hold a pair of Former slate senator John CRUISE JOBS ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! Over $6 Billion in private sector grants & IjJrjipter meetings within the next two weeks in Rogers began his sentence at Ihe minimum-security Students Needed! 1,2, and 3 • tipvrenccburg and Ashland. Federal Prison Camp at Manchester following his con- barn up lo S2.000«7ino. working lor !»r-Easlcrn alumni living in the Frankfort area have viction in Operation BOPTROT. Cruise Ships or Land-Tour companu". bedroom ipieyn invited to a dinner Thursday, April 13 in World Travel bummer and FullTirm- Rogers, a Republican from Somerset, was convicted employment available No txpertunce apartments l^irwrcnccburg. in October of conspiracy, attempted extortion, mail necessary For more mlcrmalion t-all . •{•^Reservations for the dinner, which begins at 6:30 fraud and lying lo FBI agents. He is appealing the case. f?rw.. M4-<14fc8 e.l. C55344 for rent. •J>n>. and costs S10 per person, should be made by RESPITE PROVIDER/TEMPORARY jitpnda). April 10. CAREQIVER: Part-time occasional KASUAL TEES Call Ann or Joe J-jOn Tuesday, April 18, the Alumni Association will Firm chosen to aid state in finding work with children and adults with de- velopmental disabilities. Work in your SCREEN PRINTING at 623-8482. J*$i a dinner at the Ashland Inc. Executive Building. education commissioner home, their home, or in the commu- TrlA rtt eption will be held at 6:30 p.m. and dinner will The Philadelphia based Spencer-Stuart firm has been nity. Select your own hours. Call 1- GREEK NOVELTIES jBllow at 7. The dinner is $15 per person and rcscrva- chosen to help the slate search for a replacement for for- 800-766-1197. EMBROIDERY LOST AND FOUND. (Mffis arc needed by Tuesday, April 11. mer Education Commissioner Thomas Boysen. '94 Blazer High School class ring with J-^President and Mrs. Hanly Funderhurk and Joseph B. The executive search firm will be paid $35,000 plus UFEOUARDS, WSI's AND POOL blue stone. Call 622-3408. Reward! MANAGERS needed for summer po- CLM initials inside. J^nity, president of the EKW National Alumni expenses to perform the task. sitions in Louisville. Salary Is $4.50- THURSDAYS THOUGHT: Association will attend both events. The EKU Show Spencer-Stuart was chosen over Leadership $6.00 per hour for lifeguards and $6.00 MISCELLANEOUS. • Choir will provide musical entertainment at both events Development Associates, a small Ohio firm headed by a $9.00 per hour for WSI's and pool Don't air your [as well. husband and wife team, because it specialized in this managers. Please contact DellaValle prejudices; ICE CREAM & YOGURT SHOP open- type of search and had a wider range of clients. Recreation Management at (606)273- ing April at the University Shopping j Eastern to host education David R. McCarthy, a partner of the firm said Ihe 6752. smother them. Center! search should take about 90 days. ^conference BABYSIT two small children. Most Live at the Garden! Mitch Barrett, : Education majors at colleges and universities Saturdays, 5:15 a.m. until noon. Must previously of Mandalla, Thursdays in ^throughout the eastern half of Kentucky are invited to 14,100 educators to share wealth have own transportation. Now until WIN A FREE SWEAT SHIRT! the Colonel Dome. September. 625-1785. Leave mes- .participate in the Kentucky Teacher Network April II- for KERA improvements sage. The Education Department announced yesterday that ARE YOU MOVING? Trust the "Man :i2. with the van!" Call Christopher : Eastern will host the Network on Tuesday, April 11 more than 14,100 teachers and administrators will BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY In Nat- Sullivan @ 606-252-6505 ;from 2-6 p.m. in the Perkins Building. The event will receive money for improvements in KERA lest scores. work Marketing-Ground floor com- w^sporTswea r pany, part time. No experience neces- 4 nmM • rtctaiwa* kj'• MaVnab .move to Kentucky State University on Wednesday, Rewards for the teachers in 480 schools and 42 9. • jMhatt • Much mat SKYDIVING INSTRUCTIONS-Tram sary. For more information, call 622- ;ApriI 12, from 2-6 p.m. school districts will range from $1,301 to $2,602 per and jump the same day for ONLY $90! ; The Network will give prospective teachers a chance person. 2601. Just answer the following Lackey's Airport, US 25 South. 6 miles question correctly and be the first from Bypass, turn right on Menelaus ;to discuss career opportunities with more than 70 school GIRL SCOUT CAMP STAFF to come down to First Gear on Rd. Sat. & Sun. 10 a.m. For info., call System representatives from Kentucky, Ohio, Florida NEEDED. Waterfront, repelling, eques- Texas man opens fire the corner of 1st and Main: (606) 873-0311 or 986-8202 week iind 13 other states. trian, canoeing, high adventure, gen- ends. ; The University of Kentucky and Morehcad Stale arc on former co-workers eral counselors, arts and crafts, cooks What is the width, thick- and kitchen help. Located near Ashland afc>o co-sponsors of the event. NATION James Simpson, 28, opened fire ness and weight of a CHURCH DIRECTORY. City, Tenn. June 4-July 30. Contact % on his former co-workers Monday TriciaColeman. (615)383-0490. E.O.E hockey puck? RHA to propose 24-hour open in a refinery inspection company. Episcopal Church of our Saviour The shooting took place at the Waller Rossler Co. located Fr. Phillip Haug. Vicar. 623-1226 IDEAL for students! Earn $500 plus I at- weeks answer New York Yankee* 2323 Lexington Road (.8 mi NW of I- bouse for weekends weekly stuffing envelopes. Free sup- in Corpus Chrisli, Texas. Winner. Dave Wilteme 75) J;Thc Residence Hall Association will propose an act plies. Start today! Rush LSASE: EMR Ten people were in the building when Simpson (individuals eligible one wm per eemeeler. pleas*) Sun. Worship: 8:30 4 11 a.m. liOblishing 24-hour open house on weekends to the entered and began shooting. Two men escaped by Office of Student Affairs at the next meeting. crawling out the back door. I-The proposal is in response to a survey compiled The gunman shot and killed five people, including dating the 1994 fall semester by students living in the the owner of the company, his wife and three other uSJdcnlial halls. Over 91 percent favored 24-hour open workers, before turning the gun on himself. Bouse hours on Fridays and Saturdays. About half of dip.students surveyed said they would use iliis privilege iljht the time, and only 20 percent were satisfied with flfecurrent hours. Gunman convicted of attempt •In the proposal. Western Kentucky University, on Clinton's life Northern Kentucky University, and the University of A Washington, D.C. jury found a Colorado uphol- Louisville arc represented as already having 24-hour sterer guilty of an attempt on President Clinton's life. open house. Francisco Martin Duran, 26, faces a maximum sen- , The proposal slates that ihe change in hours would tence of life in prison for the conviction. On Oct. 26. be "'an enticing feature 10 assist in |\rsuading students 1994, Duran took a rifle from under his trenchcoat and tir. continue lo live on college campuses...and would be opened fire on the White House. No one was injured. an attractive marketing influence for incoming fresh- A psychiatrist testified during the trial that Duran men to consider when selecting a college." shot at what he believed to be "an evil mist" hovering ' It is the-goal of RHA to have this privilege available over the While House which was taking over Clinton's ami implemented by Fall 1995. mind. POLICE BEAT HOW TO GET YOUR JOLLIES Compiled by Janna Gillaspie AT COLLEGE 24 HOURS A DAY. The following reports have March 29 age to his vehicle while parked in )b«en filed with the university's Mohammed Alkhafan reported Commonwealth Lot I)u Kion of Public Safety: his bookbag stolen from the Weaver March 31 Open a tab at a diner. ! March 26 Health Building men's locker room. Will Jones, 24, Gray, was arrest- # Belgian waffles and cheese fries with gravy Brent A. Ray, 19, Richmond, The bag contained several text ed and charged with violation of a was arrested and charged with books and papers. domestic violence order. are delicious, regardless of the hour. speeding and driving on a suspend- ed" operators license. March 30 Court decisions: Visit a local court of law. Chadwlck B. Williamson. 21. The following report appearing Plenty of seating, unique conversation and Todd Hall, was arrested and in "Police Beat" has been resolved March 27 charged with disregarding a traffic in Madison District Court. This drama that improves the later it gets. Melva Monhollen reported her control device and driving on a sus- follow-up reports represent only ■ vehicle stolen from Martin Lot. pended operators license. the judge's decision in each case. NL/_ Be the gym night janitor. Mark Jozefowicz reported a Nicole Wiley reported 15 com- Matthew Fitzpatrick, 19, stolen registration plate from one of pact discs stolen from a locker in Louisa, was deferred to 10 hours "> Work out at your leisure and never wait ! the Eastern Kentucky University the Campbell Building. KAPS for charges of alcohol intoxi- in line for lat pulldowns or the erg. . vans. Ashley Sullivan reported dam- cation. Get a Citibank Classic card. i • - For your peace of mind, operators are on call 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Jump on board the Wl Kl IOOKING OUT (OH YOU Success Express. Become a staff writer, and set your career on the right track. THE EASTERN PROGRESS © I99S GMMnk (South DjlcoU). NA 622-1881 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6,1995 AS Western looks to raise academic standards Madison County Hey there Pardner... New plan would Some of the components will Crisis ■ take much more in-depth discussion Pregnancy Center toughen students' and planning. Comparative Requirements for Incoming Freshmen There's hope because In Meredith's plan admissions Western's "Moving to a New Lever proposal consists of 34 there's help. requirements standards will be increased gradually points including improving teacher evaluations, increasing to a 2.5 GPA or 20 ACT score by the 624-3942 By Janna Gillaspie use of community colleges and requiring unpaid public year 2000. WKU' s requirement is If no answer call Assistant news editor currently 2.2 GPA or 17 on the ACT. service as part of its graduation requirements. Much discussion has stemmed 1-800-822-5824 Some students seeking entrance ACT GPA Regular Hours from the proposal to force students Western's new plan ruihwtD fc 1 * ika at into Western Kentucky University to perform unpaid public services. EKU none* none* would increase the ACT Tuesday and Wednesday 9 a.m. may find it more difficult in coming An amount has not yet been set, but requirement to 20 and until 4 p.m. Bill Estttt Minor years. Meredith would like to see students the GPA requirement to and Tuesday Kvening by Western's Board of Regents be required to perform IS to 20 WKU 17 2.4 2.5. Appointment. decided unanimously to endorse hours of community service before Inl fata Mta h*n * for in-state students Out-ot-stale students mutt be ranked in the lop 316 Geri Lane Richmond, KY 40475 president Thomas Meredith's graduation. 50 percent of their graduating data or have an ACT composite ranking Beaut i 12:1.17 "Moving to a New Level" plan. Proposed assessment exams have in or above the 50th national percenble The proposal includes more than also generated much discussion. Source: WKU College Heights Herald and EKU Undergraduate Catalog 30 general suggestions such as Exams would be given over general increasing admissions standards education requirements at the end of Progress/TERRY STEVENS over the next six years, requiring the sophomore year. students to perform mandatory vol- Comprehensive assessments possibly move the site of the com- are increasing the role of the com- unteer work before graduation and would be given to students in their munity college itself. President munity college, improving the [ReGISl comprehensive assessment exams final semester, making sure that stu- Hanly Funderburk said the plan was teacher evaluation system, reducing taken at the end of the sophomore dents are ready to enter the work fine if there are enough resources class sizes and encouraging students year and during the final semester force in their respective fields. make the proposed changes. to be on campus seven days a week. of college. The university would also issue "All state funded universities Although Les Grigsby, Eastern's The plan is still in the initial "quality assurance" guarantees to have a community college," said director of admissions, has not stud- stages of discussion. Details of the potential employers of all graduates Funderburk,"some are just more ied the plan in-depth, he said, "It's 20% off plan will be discussed later this completing specific majors. distinct*' interesting, but if they are going to month by Western's Board of Western would also increase the Other items included in the be denying students, they are going Regents in their regular meeting. role of the community college and "Moving to a New Level" proposal to have some problems." all services With student I.D. 624-0066 Winchester and Lexington calls may be cheaper Walk-ins welcome Richmond Mall : W Internet rates tomer demand," Smith said. "They wanted (to call) areas at short dis- for users should tances at a reduced rate." South Centra] Bell Filed the plan "Since the Internet access for also decline with the Public Service Commission EKU Is through Lexington, It will that reviews the company twice By Caroline Bandy yearly. reduce the Internet rates." News writer The commission will check up — Paul Smith, on the telephone company to make Chatting will become much sure it is not losing or making South Central Bell cheaper for Eastern students and money from the new plan. Richmond residents come April 17, The basic charge for long dis- Sound Advice Music Hour said South Central Bell manager of tance will also change. With this Lexington and Winchester around 3 service, customers will start with a ing Richmond from Lexington and onday nights at 10 p.m. Corporate and External Affairs, cents for each additional minute at Winchester will not receive those Paul Smith. blank slate bill and be charged a night. featuring the newest rock music. flat rate of $9. Any calls made to rates. A telephone rate change will go Because of the lower rates. South "If someone from the University in effect city-wide, making calls to Winchester, Lexington or local Central Bell expects more usage Call in and win the CD playing. calls will be added to the base of Kentucky calls you, it would be Lexington and Winchester possible and has planned to accommodate like $4.90 for five minutes (during at nearly 13 times less than the cur- charge. customers. A customer who normally the day) instead of 35 cents," Smith rent cost. "We have added more trunks said. 1059 HIKi: A Kl). Kl( IIMOM). KN The new long distance package, makes 10 five-minute calls to (line paths from central office to Lexington at 2 p.m. each month is Western Kentucky University referred u> as "the area calling ser- central office) in anticipation," has a similar plan through South vice," for example, would charge 9 charged around S47. Smith said Smith said. that under the new plan, the total Central Bell, but GTE, who serves cents for the first minute to Smith feels positive about the the University of Kentucky, has Lexington at 2 p.m. and 7 cents for bill, including the $9 fee.would be new rates, but is thrilled with the $12.90. not offered to file a change in each additional minute instead of possibilities for Internet users who rates. H P U E the 94 cents a minute charge now. These rates, however, will not be will be affected. constant. The normal cost per line in Smith said. "Since the Internet access for Lexington for GTE customers is S R'M J B'L E The area calling service has been "They will go down from 8 p.m. EKU is through Lexington, it will to 8 a.m. by SO percent and do the $50. in the planning stage for nearly two reduce the Internet rates," Smith "I think this is really going to Three Shrimp Dinners £>3 99 years. Smith said. same all day during weekends and said. holidays," Smith said. help students," Smith said. "I wish "We (South Central Bell) devel- Although outgoing calls from my son at Western could have had Starting From ;",',,",',' oped the service because of cus- This would make calls to campus will be cheaper, those call- it before he graduated." SIIKIMP& I KM S fl CHICKEN & FRIKS I Bite Size Shrimp, . Chicken, Fries. ^_ __ J Fries, Hush Puppies J>Z.£j Hush Puppies & vZ.&O Residents to form new area council group & Cocktail Sauce Sweet & Sour Sauce By janna Gillaspie which will augment our views, January as the area coordinator of president Funderburk to budget the mm tmmwiAnwS Assistant news editor ideals, aspirations, and will promote Commonwealth Hall, but recently repairs in the 1995-96 budget and imimU Kl.hiiiil.KT UtL the general welfare (or ourselves was handed the task of forming an the Board of Regents approve the FISH & FRIKS I)I\\I:R COI'PON A handful of residents of and to our posterity, do ordain and area council representing the resi- spending request. Fish, Fries, Commonwealth Hall, Palmer Hall establish this Constitution for all dence of single Brockton apart- "We are taking an aggressive and the single Brockton apartments those living within the domain of ments. Commonwealth Hall and Hush Puppies -P— - — 3 J Complete $1.00 stance in getting people involved OFF have been meeting every Tuesday the Brockton, Commonwealth and Palmer Hall. from Brockton," Schilffarth said. ACocktail Sauce " Meal night to create the basis for their Palmer Area." The group met Tuesday night to No representatives from the newly established area council. The When the constitution for the revise a drafted constitution. After Brockton area were present at group's goals are contained in the Brockton, Commonwealth and adopting the constitution, the area Tuesday's meeting. Only a small preamble to their soon-to-be-adopt- Palmer area council is passed, council will be able to pass resolu- number have attended any of the Try Our Kabobs! cd constitution. including this preamble, the group tion and forward them to other group's meetings. Slcak & Shrimp Chicken & Shrimo "We the residents of the will be recognized as one of the area groups such as RHA. Schilffarth said one of his Brockton, Commonwealth and councils by the Residence Hall The council has already pro- biggest concerns is getting the resi- Steak & Shrimp Dinnei Palmer Area of Eastern Kentucky Association and the Board of posed a resolution to support the dents of Brockton involved. • 4 oz. Slcak • Slaw • Fries University, in order to form an hon- Regents. timely renovation of the single "If they would get involved, they • S Butterfly Shrimp • Brcadslick orable representative organization Stephen Schilffarth was hired in Brockton apartments and request could get things done," he said. 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Ranch, * 1000 Wand) _ 624-0100 A6 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6,1995 Chase named student employee of the year By Matt McCarty News editor "It makes me The student employment office named Lynda Chase its student feel like what employee of the year Monday. I'm doing Is Chase has been employed as a student worker in the Office of Important..." Judicial Affairs and Services for the — Lynda Chase, Disabled since fall of 1992. "I was very surprised," Chase Student employee said of her honor. "It makes me feel like what I'm doing is important; li!.c I'm pan of this campus." she has already won. Chase was one of 30 students "I'm just happy to win at this nominated for the award and was level," she said. nominated by Betsy Bohannon, an Chase said the working environ- administrative assistant at the office ment she has makes her job some- of judicial affairs. thing she "wants" to do, which is "Lynda takes her approach to one reason she has excelled in her this job very seriously," Bohannon job. said. "She works with confidential "We're just like a family over material in a very serious manner." there," Chase said. "It's not like I Now Chase will be entered in the have to go to work, I want to go to state wide student employee of the work." year contest, and Bohannon said Chase was nominated for the she likes her chances. award last year also, and she said "We have received every indica- just being nominated "is a good tion (from state officials) she will feeling." fare very, very well at the state Bohannon said Chase has a very Photo/PUBLIC INFORMATION sharp memory, takes her job seri- EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR— Lynda Chase, who works in the level," Bohannon said. Chase said that it didn't matter ously and is an outgoing member of Progress/STACY BATTLES Office of Judicial Affairs, looked over some papers to file. Chase DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY — Richmond resident John was named Eastern's student employee of the year Monday. whether she was selected state the community, all of which led to employee of the year or not because her honor. 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The arts Infbgraphlcs, Milwaukee EDITORIAL POSITIONS Assistant Copy Editor — will editor may write[4 WJournal Sentinel assist the copy editor in reading a weekly column and editing staff stories and may commenting on can be obtained by enroling JOU Editor — The editor has general be asked to write a story or column responsibility for overall operation arts/entertainment/popular culture. 302 Newspaper Practicum. of the paper and sets the tone for on occasion. The applicant should The arts editor Is responsible for the editorial page expression of the be available on Monday and the design and paste-up of arts Staff Writers — responsible for paper. News and Tuesday nights and Wednesday pages and Preview calendar. Pays contributing stories to individual afternoons $45 weekly. editors. Academic credit can be editorial policies Tom Marshall if possible. are formulated and' attained by enrolling in JOU 302 executed by the Southwest Times Record Applicants Graphics Editor— produces Newspaper Practicum. staff as a whole. ^ Fort Smith, Ark. should be graphics such as charts, tables, working under the familiar locator maps, illustrations, info- Contributing Writers — write sto- leadership of the editor. The editor with the AP stylebook and have a graphics, display heads, etc., for ries on a freelance basis or on is responsible for the layout of the strong sense of good sentence editorial staff. Provides production occasional assignment for publica- structure, spelling, punctuation and support for special effects for tion in the paper. editorial page, the design of page grammar. Pays $15 weekly. one and news pages and alter- advertising staff. Familiarity with nates with the managing editor in Illustrator, QuarkXPress. ADVERTISING POSITIONS writing a general interest column. Accent Editor — plans, directs Photoshop and scanning a plus. Pays $80 weekly and $150 per and coordinates the writing and Pays $30 a week. Ad Manager — Responsible for semester bookstore credit. editing of all feature material (B- managing staff, setting and main- section) and is responsible for lay- Photo Editor — in taining overall advertising goals, out and paste-up of the features addition to shooting assign- Managing Editor — responsible Brett Ounlap, reporter, mg and for the overall mechanical opera- page and People section. pictures, the photo Supervises special sections of the editor is responsible Parkersburg, Va., moni- tion of the paper and for seeing paper. Pays $50 weekly. that internal and final production for direction of all staff Sentlnel to ring photographers. The territo- deadlines are met. The managing Sports Editor — responsible for editor will supervise all layout and photo editor delegates ries; running weekly ad staff meet- covering university sports including assignments to photographers and ing; ad staff placement, solicitation paste-up sessions and is responsi- game and feature coverage. The ble for seeing that the office runs maintains a weekly budget of pho- of national, corporate and agency sports editor also writes a weekly tos. The photo editor is responsible accounts, supervision of in-house smoothly and that all equipment is column and is responsible for the in good working condition. Pays for the processing and developing promotions and campaigns. Pays design and paste-up of the sports of all pictures and for keeping 10% commission and $150 book- $70 weekly and $150 per semester pages. Pays $45 weekly. store credit per semester. bookstore credit. photo library. Familiarity with Photoshop and Quark a plus. Pays V Assistant Sports Editor — $50 weekly. Ad Sales Representatives — News Editor — responsible for the assists sports edi- editing and art and photo assign- responsible for the selling of ads tor in EKU sports Kelly Witt, Human and for the Progress in an assigned ments for all news stories and has Assistant Photo coverage, includ- Resources Editor — respon- territory. Pays 8% commission. primary responsibility for assigning ing occasionally news stories to staff writers, editing Communications, sible for People writing a column of Poll feature, staff Advertising Design Director — news copy and assisting with news commentary under Toyota designs and composes advertising page paste-up. Pays $50 weekly. shooting assign- the sports editor's Georgetown, Ky. ments, darkroom and assists with archiving ads and direction and help- work and assisting ad art. Familiarity with Macintosh Assistant News Editor — respon- ing with layout of the sports pages. with photo filing. 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Applied Arts and Technology 1.632 According to a report released in Enzie gave a copy of the grade Allied Health afldAlursing 1,774 precious parking distributions to each of the deans Business '90* February, 29.93 percent of all s grades issued to undergraduates at and asked them lo pass the informa- Education 2.810 Eastern were A's while 29.37 per- tion on to the department chairs to Health, P.E. an Into re/ted in on ma m w CONN* PICK? enciling and rewarding minor in bu/ine//? fl^^I^^S Real E/lale i/ Ihe be/I choice! A LITTLE UNSURE.9 As you build your career in the area of your major, supplement Pick The Taste America Loves! your income as a part-time Hot Pockets And Lean Pockets Are The Tasty Hot Meals In A Crispy Crust. real estate sales person Pf pperoni Pizza • Ham k Cheese • Sausage & Pepperoni Pizza Deluxe Turkey k Ham with Cheese • Turkey, Broccoli k Cheese until you hit your stride. Beef & Cheddar Chicken Fajita It's an entrepreneur's dream and it complements any major! 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FREE Name 624-8033 Nordic Address We Gladly Accept EKU Student Checks with ID/We Welcome USDA Food Stamps and WIC We Now Track ckv State ZiD We Proudly Accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Debit Cards Accept Phone Prices effective April 5 through April 11,1995 Debit Cards P T m A10 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6,1995 Smoke detectors to help university meet regulations VffwJ ;5y Don Perry ind Matt McCarty "It's a matter of (state) funding Reacting to citations and prcs- priorities, and right now It Is one from the state fire marshal's fice, the university has installed of the low priorities." : i.-oke detccto's in most campus —James Street, director of physical plant ..sing units and made significant os toward meeting many of its 6 safety violations. Bruce Miller, chief deputy fire tial, said he was satisfied with job to maintain the proper safely changes to meet fire safety stan- hanges Eastern has made in an regulations. dards, Street said, physical plant ^B Jfri ■ *-1* npt to meet state fire safety reg- Eastern was cited for more than had to go through a complicated V ains after an officer from the 200 violations during last year's process beginning with a proposal • nri marshal's office visited campus annual inspection, ranging from to the university and ending with ■ lunng Spring Break. burned-oul exit signs to lack of the state legislature. Miller said C.W. Cornetle rein- smoke detectors, and has spent He said the state budgets the t t - K icd Eastern and submitted a more than $96,000 to install smoke money for various projects when it rt showing that the university detectors, alone, said James Street, makes its budget every two years, • making progress toward mcet- director of physical plant. and agreed with Miller that money hc safely requirements, Street said the university plans to for changes to make the university they're back on target," Miller continue installing smoke detectors more fire safe was often pushed aside. 1 across campus and will eventually Progress/STACY BATTLES although university officials install them in some off-campus "It's a matter of (state) funding "PEACE "-FUL ANSWERS — Tana Perez, an undeclared freshman from Michigan City, Ind., •d lack of funding for many of houses as well. He said the cost will priorities, and right now it is one of talks to Scott Justlo, a Peace Corps campus representative at the University of Kentucky lolauons, Miller said the uni- exceed $120,000 by the time the the low priorities," Strcc: said. during an information session by the organization In the Powell Building last Friday. ty "miraculously" found the installation is complete. Although Miller maintains it is •y to make changes after He said the money for the important to make all buildings as i ess stories pointed out the var- changes doesn't come easy. fire safe as possible, he said he also us violations and a lackluster per- "It's a matter of balancing priori- understands how expensive it can tmancc by university officials to lies and every dollar is being tugged be to meet all fire safely regula- et state requirements. in many different ways," Street said. tions and thinks Eastern is now Miller said he felt confident the To gel money to up-keep the doing the best it can with limited Have you lost your grip on the reins? housing units and make the proper financing. university was now doing a good We at the Progress realize that this time in the ASBESTOS: Dangers minimal to neighbors semester is not unlike a rodeo. But before you continued from tront ERS is also doing tests to dcter- "I wouldn't think there would be find yourself soaring through the air and landing minc the air quality around the any son of fiber released on a con- face down in the dust of reality, take a deep breath, relax 'hen began accepting bids on the house to make sure there are no tinual basis," Moore added. project. Street said. asbestos in the air. Despite the fact "it's a dangerous and grab the latest copy of The Progress. ERS received the bid for The asbestos is a friable sub- material," Street said the handling > 15,000, Street said, but that could stance, which means it is broken of the situation was safe and should > up if more work is needed. into small panicles, making it easier pose no danger for residents. The EPA did tests this week to to escape into the air. Street said while the building determine if there were any other Those possible dangers arc "why was condemned and roped off with reas ir the house with asbestos, you get a professional," Street said. warning signs, residents of the area We are working Street said. Test results will be back Moore said the biggest concern did not receive any additional warn- "riday morning and if they arc posi- of asbestos gelling in the air would ing of the possible danger. ive, then the removal project will have been in the beginning. As soon as the asbestos is com- around the clock . ontinue at least into next week. "Probably when the fire took pletely removed from the house, the "We are doing everything that is place was probably when some university will then go ahead and cquircd by law and then some to asbestos was admitted," Moore said. tear down the house. for your visit! iiiake sure the asbestos is removed "Anyone immediately down wind "It's an eyesore and a hazard," «ifely."hesaid. could have been exposed." Street said. Congratulations to our KIPA winners # I : % . UNIVERSITY BOOK & SUPPLY i Selena Woody Terry Stevens Monica Keeton i UNIVERSITY 1090 LANCASTER R D ! 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ARMY ROTC THE EASTERN PROGRESS THE SMARTEST COLLEGE COURSE TOO CAW TARE. 117 Donovan Annex For details, visit 515 Begley Building or call 622-1881 622-1215 -* 1 1 ^^M The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6,1995 All AID: Grants are insults to students by suggesting laziness, Newt says BONDS: Remainder of money pnntlnuad from Iron. education. "Education is an investment in used in maintenance, staffing his thoughts on the Pell Grant in a America's future. By cutting the Taking Aim at Financial Aid • • m statement in the Boston Globe say- \/anr»ilC nl^nc tr\ rarli ir>Q Ihn (nWnril rtr\tir*it lirnnt educational programs, you're cut- Various plans to reduce the federal deficit target Continued from front consistent over the past four years ing that students are insulted by the ling out a lot of students," Luhman federal student financial assistance. Projected grants because they insinuate stu- In the last four years however, said. "Cuts should come from the 1994-95 1995-96 residential students and their pockets. Baldwin noted three halls dents are too lazy to pay for college. defense or from the social agencies University vice president for Beckham, Miller and McCrcary - The Balanced Budget thai should be more strictly guided Federal SEOG* $690,545 $751,873 Business Affairs Earl Baldwin said have been completely convened to Amendment, which proposed cuts, or rccvaluated." Work-Study $958,087 those are the main factors that force faculty offices, while hall ol Case was voted down in March, but Luhman and the financial assis- $956,577 the university to raise the costs of Hall has been made faculty offices another bill which would impose tance department have written SO Perkins Loan $32,116 $36,573 living in dorms. This, along with the increase in cuts could be introduced before letters to congressmen in the past Over one-fourth of Eastern's stu- the number of private rooms in the May. month, pushing the need to avoid * Federal Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grant dent body lives on campus, said halls, reflects a continual deci Luhman feels that if cuts are nec- cuts in student aid. Amber Culver, director of housing. in the actual number of students essary to reduce the deficit, they She stresses that students do the Progress/TERRY STEVENS From the 4,825 students who live who live on campus. should come from areas other than same. on campus. Eastern receives S3.2S Culver said there has been an million a year in fees for residence increase in the number of non-tradi- ELECTIONS: Vote on April 11 halls. Just under half of this money tional students who are ovei is used to pay the bill on the dorms. which results in a growing average AUDIT: Continued use irons In 1994, the university paid age of Eastern students. Continued from front S 1,513,565 on bonds taken out on The average age is expected la out kinks in the new system the dorms. Interest on the debt took drop back down around or below 21 JeffWhiUord. $583,565. with the new wave of students cntci All candidates, write-ins includ- Baldwin said the money collect- ing college in the next few years Continued from front University of Kentucky community ed, must meet qualifications and ed on the halls goes into the univer- But no matter how many students colleges. Northern Kentucky, follow the campaign rules estab- sity's housing system revenue fund live on campus or how much (none have transferred significant hours Western Kentucky, Morehead State lished by the senate. A copy of and is distributed from there. die university collects from Ihcii from outside the state," said Russell and a few other large feeder school* these rules may be obtained from Around SI.5 million goes to pay dential fees, the amount ol mom . Enzie, vice president for academic for Eastern. the senate office in Powell 132. off the debt, and the remainder is paid on dorms is always the same affairs and research. Despite the errors and confusion Voting will take place from 9:30- used to pay for operation of the The last two sets ol halls, Enzie said when the audits are caused by the new system, Culross 4:30 April 11 during the Spring Ring. dorms, including utilities, custodi- Telford/Keene and Henry Martin distributed again in October, the said it is still "very useful" and that To vote for a write-in candidate, ans and residence hall directors. Hall is due to be paid oil in 2008. transfer table should be complete putting the audit into operation students can put the candidate's full Culver said the university has a Eastern still owes SI6.85 million and there should be no problems on with the current flaws was "the name at the bottom of the ballot. 97 percent occupancy rate in the res- on the dorms and is paying them oil ui the forms. best way to unveil what the prob- Absentee ballots can be picked up idence halls, a figure which has been an average interest rate of 4.2 pea cm. The table contains courses from lems are." from the Powell information desk. Progress/TERRY STEVENS 10% STUDENT DISCOUNT I $9.95 dozen roses Includes gr««n«ry and baby's breath cash A carry 7 nop 908 E. Main St. • Richmond • 623-4433 ■ Has Spring Break changed your Skin Tone? Come in for a free foundation check with a 20-minute makeover rime noRmon cosmencs 106 St George St. Richmond. Ky. 624-9825 WE'RE ALWAYS BUSY BAKING BREAD. 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Stephens advises beginners to wait a while before purchasing shoes. yourself into a sandtrap of debt He said while shoes "are not necessary to have" in the beginning, after you decide you're going to stick with golf you should purchase a pair. When you lunc inio the Master's golf tournament this weekend and watch Shoes can cost anywhere from $40 to $100. Stephens said a quality pair can be pur- Greg Norman, Jack Nicklaus and Davis Love III blister Augusta Golf chased for around $50. Course with unbelievable shots and amazing putts, don't be discouraged if Smithcr suggests wearing a pair of tennis shoes or walking shoes when first learning the ' you're not quite on their level yet. game. Beginning golfers should not give up the game of golf without a fight, because learning to play golf takes lots of time and patience. But one thing it doesn't have to Gotta have balls lake a lot of is money. It isn't wise to go out and spend $6-$10 OP three top-quality golf balls, such as Top- Starting out, golfers can equip themselves for a relaxing day on the links for as little as Flite, Titleist or Nitro. After two holes and five golf balls, $100, depending on how serious a golfer you plan to be, Pat Stephens, the Gibson Bay golf you'll see that can get quite expensive. pro, said. Most golf courses sell what is known as wash-out The majority of the money spent on becoming an average golfer is toward actual playing. balls, balls which were lost cither in the water or An afternoon at the course can run anywhere from S6-S20 depending on where you play and on the course, for 50 cents to 75 cents. if you take a cart or not Also, X-Out balls can be purchased at retail Stephens said a set of clubs, preferably used, is the main equipment you need when begin- stores for a relatively small price. A dozen will ning golf. Other equipment can be purchased once you decide you want to stick with the cost around S7. One way to save money is by sport. keeping your eyes open when you're on the course or in a hazard. Other golfers lose balls and Get a grip can be quick to give up the search which could Before going out to the course, a golfer must find a make your bad shot somewhat rewarding. set ol clubs that is boih inexpensive and effective. Stephens recommends purchasing a starter set, which Tees for two consists of a driver, a 3-wood, 3-, 5-, 7- and 9-irons Tecs arc another necessity which can be obtained for little or no money. A bag of 75 and a putter. tees costs around $ 1. A starter set can be purchased at a yard sale for Many golfers, however, don't lake the time to pick their ice up out of the ground after around SI00. Stephens said when buying a set of their tee shot, and the next golfer through can quickly build a prctly large collection. clubs, you should try to get a newer model used set. One Eastern Kentucky high school golf instructor said he hadn't bought a tec in 20 Newer models have cavity-backed irons and arc "a years, because he was simply observant at the tee box. more forgiving club." Another option for beginners is to purchase a set of The magical glove clubs at a local retail store, which costs around $160 A glove is something a golfer can live without, but it can hurt. and includes 11 clubs, a bag and three golf covers. Stephens said a glove can be especially helpful for beginners because they may hold the Stephens said he has seen people just beginning club loo tightly, causing blisters on the hand. the sport spend $400 to $500 on equipment and then A glove costs around S8-S10, bu' can pay off in the end. decide they don't like the game. Lew Smithcr, Eastern golf coach and Arlington Bag it pro, said to buy cither a used set of clubs or borrow a Unless you want lo carry around all your clubs in your arms, the purchase of a bag is set from family. When the beginner becomes addicted probably a wise investment. to the sport, then it is time to buy a set of clubs. But A used bag can probably be purchased at a yard sale for around S20-$25. If you want to he doesn't think it is necessary to spend lots of money buy a new bag, you will have to spend between $40-S100, depending on the size and quali- on equipment when the person is still a beginner ty of the bag. unsure if he or she will slick with the sport. There's always a way to go without spending a lot Pay to play of money," Smithcr said. "I don't like lo sec people spend money that's not necessary.' A golfer, whether a beginner or a seasoned pro, can have all the equipment in the world, but that won't make you a better golfer. That can only happen through practice. Just going out and playing one day a week will not lake strokes off your game or improve your overall game. "You're going to have to play at least three limes a week to train the body," Stephens said. After a while, green fees can add up and become pretty expensive. Golfers can cut down on the prices by obtaining a membership, playing at courses which offer discount rates for students or by golfing during reduced hours, such as early in the moming or later in the evening. Before spending lots of money and time on the course, Smithcr said to get lessons. At Arlington, an Eastern student receives a discount membership of $50 per semester. Sound advice Stephens said many of the older golfers he knows share a common wish about their beginning days in, or to the right of, the fairways. "They wish they'd had instruction at the beginning," Stephens said. He said that for people who start out spending $400-$500 on the game, he "recommends they spend $100 at least on instruction." Stephens gives lessons for $25 an hour, or five sessions for $100. He said it is important for golfers to team how to putt and chip because the majority of the shots a golfer takes is around the green. However, he said the most important thing for any golfer is to learn to swing the club properly. Smilher said before buying any equipment, the beginner should sign up for lessons at either a golf course or a physical education class at Eastern. He also recommends forming a group of friends to golf with. He said when he teaches a lesson, he pro- vides the beginner with what is needed — the clubs, balls, etc. Smither's lessons cost $60 for six lessons. Besides the balls and clubs, Smithcr videotapes the beginners' swings and gives them exercises to do. He also ~— teaches etiquette, like make no noises or movements when a person is about lo swing and replace divots in the grass. When learning the game, Smilher said to concentrate on having fun, relax and let the game happen. "Relax," Smither said. "It sounds easy, but it isn't that easy." Progress/TERRY STEVENS Illustration/IAN ALLMAN l \l\ ERSm CINF.M \S ( \DIK \2& MATINEES SI 50 l MVERSri "i SHOPPING CTR AF1 IK '-I'M I Kl STIDENT.SM.50W/1D Thursday. April 6. 1995 MATINEES SATURDAY & SUNDAY! Today/06 camp runs for 10 weeks, Forrest PULP UP IN SMOKE— including a week of train- Nell Fotograf, an alternative trio, Willie Nelson will per- «■ ing. Counselors will be Gump FICTION form at the Kentucky paid SI35 a week. To will perform from 9:30 7:15 IPG-13 PG-13 p.m. to midnight at the Theatre In Lexington • obtain an application, 7:00 9:45 9:30 QD Catholic Newman Center on April 17 In support f write The Kentucky For the week of 4/7-4/13/95 as part of the Colonel's of Gatewood ^ Sheriffs' Boys & Girls ; Coffeehouse series. Galbralth's candidacy I Ranch at P.O. Box 57, Gilbcrtsvillc, Ky. 42044 BUCCANEER for governor. Tickets or call (502) 362-8660 or DRIVE-IN Faculty piano trio will be are $25 and available | -S. 26 North 624-8260 : at 7:30 p.m. in the Brock wnfl\ M. * v 7i rKO' 9 1 (502) 454-3325. by writing the Now Open Fri.- Sat.- Sun ; Auditorium. Kentucky Theat re at l w> Now Hiring: Student BOX OffIC4>7:30 SalBfi'HHRI Sun 115320525 "T« GOOFY,„ ,~,~,,.,Y MOVIE (G, 214 V .Main St., WLd ) Support Services is cur- Salc- Sonc 136 330515 Movies at Dusk r \ 7 30 9 35 Mcn.-Fn.525 Friday/07 Lexington, Ky., 4 1 1 : K 1 710900Mon Fn 5:15 ^^JcF&^Q- [ffi^irc^t'*'^ " '^'" ^^JLIUT rently hiring tutors and 7300:36 Adm. $3 Kids 10 & Under 40507. peer advisers to work -B0«N TO BE WILD (PG) 710 S*,Sun 100325540 "TALL TALE (PG) FREE! KkU Women's Caucus with Eastern freshmen in Sal Sun 120 325530 will meet from 11:30 \« 7 55 1005 Mon -Fn 5:40 Mon. Fn. 530 LEGENDS ^r^m\\\^ the fall. Tutors help stu- 755 10.05 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. in "TOMMY BOY (PG-13) MAN OF THE dents wiih remedial and HOUSE (PG) ; Dining Room A of the a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Willie Nelson will perform Christian Student SftSui 105315520740 100-levcl courses. Peer 950 Uon Fn 520740950 Sal-Sun 1:10320530 ; Powell Cafeteria. weekdays and 2 to 5 p.m. at the Kentucky Theatre Fellowship meets each 745955 Mon.Fn.530 1 advisers help with their OUTBREAK (R) BRAD PITT I* on Sundays. April 17 at 9:30 p.m. in Wednesday at 7 p.m. at Sat Sun l 15 4 50 7 30 10061 7:45955 overall adjustment to col- CANDY MAN 2 (R) 1k Mon Fn 4507301005 support of Gatewood the Daniel Boone Statue 735 9:45 AND- THE Saturday/08 Galbraith's candidacy for fun, food and fellow- lege. You must have at -BAD BOYS (R) Tuesday/11 least a 2.75 GPA and 30 Sal Sun 100325535750 KKU Women Style Show for governor. Tickets are ship. All students are 1010Mon Fn 535750 S25 and available by welcome. credit hours. If interested, 1010 *g5* THE OS and Scholarship Faculty Brass Quintet will call 622-1074 or stop by 'NO PASSES "MO PASSES/NO SUPERSAVERS ; Luncheon will be held at perform at 7:30 p.m. in writing the Kentucky Theatre at 214 W. Main Christian Student the Turley House, second ; 11:30 a.m. in the Brock Auditorium. floor. : Arlington House. St., Lexington, Ky. Fellowship Campus CONSTRUCTION 40507. Sunday School meets In formal modeling of Wednesday/12 Students with disabilities: CREW : spring and summer fash- each Sunday at 9:30 a.m. Nutritional counseling is in the Burnam Hall The Office of Services ions will be during the Steven King and Tim for the Disabled is sur- ;luncheon. For more available at Student lobby. Free breakfast. All Lawson, graduate music Health Services from 10 students are welcome. veying students with dis- Join our national : information, call Kenna majors, will perform a abilities. Slop by the construction crew—the : Middleton at 622-2077. a.m. to noon each clarinet recital at 7:30 Wednesday. Call 622- InterVarsity meets every Turley House before Seabees-weekends and p.m. in Brock 1761 for an appointment. Thursday night at 7 p.m. April 21 to pick up a sur- two weeks a year. Sunday/09 Auditorium. vey. in the Herndon Lounge Call: 1-800-443-6419 Positions are available on of the Powell Building. Annual Juried Art Student Announcements the 1995 Milestone staff Children's Literature Exhibition will be held Conference will be held for writers, photogra- Summer Camp WHERE YOUR MUSIC MATTERS in Giles Gallery of the The fourth annual Jazz phers and designers. No Counselors are needed April 15 from 8:30 a.m. Campbell Building from Festival will be held all experience necessary. for the Kentucky to 2 p.m. in the Perkins NAVAL RESERVE 2 to 4 p.m. The exhibit day in Brock Auditorium Call Jennifer at 622-2301 Sheriffs' Boys & Girls Building. 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I waul more information Name "I stuJcni .mil jn application for the following I Apt i itibank < iraduate Loans AH F.deral Stafford Loam I State Zip Citibank M.dicalAuitt Lean tudents <>t iill, "Losing Isaiah," a new Paramount Pictures production, is a movie which offers a dramatic story minus dramatic development; an explosive tale which is exploited rather than satisfactorily explained. The nuts and bolts of "Isaiah" revolve around the abandonment of a black child by his mother, Khaila Richards (Halle Berry), who leaves him in a garbage dump so she can get another hit off a "crack" pipe. After being miraculously sal- vaged by alert Chicago sanitation engineers, Isaiah survives an ordeal in a hospital where he comes to the attention of veteran social worker Margaret Lcwin (Jessica Lange). Since the mother cannot be found and no one comes forward to claim the child, Margaret and her husband Charles (David Strathaim) decide to adopt Isaiah. The couple never discusses whether in fact Isaiah will be better off with them than with a black family, or what effect his introduction into their Photo courtesy of Paramount Pictures home will have on their relation- MOTHER AND SON— Halle Berry portrays young Isaiah's once drug-addicted mother who tries ship, or their troubled 11-year-old to reclaim him from his white adoptive parents In Paramount Pictures' "Losing Isaiah." daughter, Hannah (Daisy Eagan). However, each of these issues Losing Isaiah" like in "Isaiah." righteous or not. visits the Lcwin family, climaxing The acting (aside from a tad too "Isaiah" himself (Marc John in the unthinkable event of the much weeping from Lange) is first Jeffries) gives a most memorable adoption eventually being chal- rate. Berry is utterly believable as performance as the precocious child lenged two years later by a now both the "crack head" mother and as everyone is fighting over. Jeffries' Progress/STACY BATTLES drug-free Khaila and her lawyer, the reformed drug abuscr who- achievement is all the more remark- SUSPENDED —Jesse B. Kelsey, a freshman from Kadar Lewis (Samuel L. Jackson) (out of four stars) pleads so eloquently to get Isaiah able when you consider that Palntsvllle, browses In Giles Gallery In the Campbell who specializes in black issues. back. Cuba Gooding Jr. (Eddie "Isaiah" is his first big screen role. Building. The annual juried art show runs through April 26. When the judge orders that Isaiah ly, race is the only one which does Hughes) provides some romantic Unfortunately the stellar direc- Gallery hours are 9:15 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on weekdays. be relumed to his biological mother, not die from screenplay writer tension in the movie as a smooth- tion and performances can't prevent the nightmare becomes complete, Naomi Foner's inattention. Even talking hustler who woos Berry, "Losing Isaiah" from kicking and though far from over. the purported central focus of the though she never bites on the sugar- screaming with its title character Though this is a gut-wrenching film, whether a child should be coated bait. toward the closing credits, where a foundation at every level on which wrenched from the arms of the only Jackson, in his first film role neat little ball of an ending is pre- Will Eazy E's death to base a movie, the plot line is so mother (and family) it has ever since being nominated for a Best sented following the bramble bush muddled that the inherently power- known and returned to the woman Supporting Actor Oscar in "Pulp of previous events. ful aspects of the story get lost in who bore it, plays a sour second fid- Fiction," is the most powerful char- The ending however, does noth- modify rap lyrics? the telling. dle to the booming race issue. acter in the picture. Though he is ing but kick an already intellectual- The hip-hop community has a time when rap manners are at an Rather than devoting creative Aside from the gutless screen- given some awful lines in his role ly injured audience. Long before energy to adequately developing all lost one of its pioneers to the all-time low. A time when play, (which unfortunately there is as a racially reactionary attorney, this, "Losing Isaiah" loses those promiscuity is glorified in song of the aspects mentioned previous- no escape from) there is much to deadly disease called AIDS. Eric his presence is greatly felt, self- who arc viewing it. Wright, better known as Eazy E, and video. And all at a time when died last week shortly after AIDS is running more rampant announcing he was infected with than ever in the hip-hop communi- National acts split bill the disease. ty- Wright's death, however, has Only lime will toll if the death awakened many people in the rap of Eazy E will initiate a change in for Wednesday show community to what was once a the lyrics of X-rated rappers like passe'subject. You can hardly lap Too Short and Luke. Both of By Doug Rapp Smear," and will release their RCA into a rap circuit __, these artists, and Arts editor debut later this year. now without many others, ,li,vr M l(l eial "Pop Smear" has 12 mostly noticing an DeVone ' ** Two national recording acts will laid-back songs with thoughtful interview with j, ■, million albums "O" on the basis of hit the stage at Phone 3 Lounge on lyrics. On "Victoria," Brian Vander some hip-hop icon expressing their sexually First Street Wednesday night Ark sings "snipping flowers at his sorrow for Holt the explicit contenL- around 9:30. pedal pace/twirling blur of legs, the loss of Eazy It will be inter- Recent RCA signees The Verve legs and lace/Victoria, she loves her E, but more Presses csting to watch Pipe will split the bill with name." importantly ^^^^^^^^ in the future how Intcrscopc's The iMPOSTERS. The Of all the songs on "Pop their universal important sales show is part of the INsider maga- Smear," "Bullies On Vacation" is message of safe sex. figures of sexually explicit albums zine, Mistic Beverages and Jensen far and away the album's best tune, But to what extent and just how arc as opposed to spreading a tatai Car Audio Spring '95 Concert even though it's faster and catchier long will the influential hip-hop sage of safe sex and AIDS aware- Tour. than the rest if the album. figures continue their message of ness to many of the artists who safe sex and AIDS awareness? bank off of a raunchy image. Calling East Lansing, Mich, The iMPOSTERS. hailing The death of Eazy E was no Of course the flourish of AIDS home. The Verve Pipe played last from Los Angeles, will release their doubt a significant loss to the rap among rap fans and artists can't be THE REAL THING — Los year's H.O.R.D.E. tour, (Horizons debut album this summer with vet- world, but the rap community has directly associated to the music: a Angeles based The Of Rock Developing Everywhere, eran producer Michael Chapman never been known for extensive lack of education and failure to IMPOSTERS, above, and in case you were wondering) and ("My Sharona," "Heart of Glass") mournings. grasp the realism of AIDS are Michigan's The Verve Pipe, had opening stints for the Gin twisting the knobs. Once the sting of his death probably the most severe contribu- right, will play at Phone 3 Blossoms, Toad the Wet Sprocket An advance 4-song tape of the wears off, so might the elaborate tors to the spread of the disease. Lounge Wednesday night. and the Goo Goo Dolls. iMPOSTER'S has an Elvis public concerns for safe sex and Artists in the business can help The show Is sponsored by The Verve Pipe also won Costello-sounding Marty Coyle AIDS awareness. combat the spread of the disease iNslder magazine, Mistic bev- Yahama's best unsigned band con- leading the quintet through four But it is imperative that key by continuing their influential erages and Jensen Car Audio. fairly straight ahead tunes. Coyle's figures in this realm continue their messages of AIDS awareness, test in 1993. message, which actually couldnV even after the shock of Eazy E's The Verve Pipe have released distinctive voice coupled with the have come at a better time. This is death has worn off. two independent albums, "I band's somewhat dark hooks shows Suffered A Head Injury" and "Pop FM potential for these guys. RICHMOND'S ONLY INDEPENDENT AUTO PARTS STORE AiMhcvucd 1>CJ1CI All pfK» Ha tllbjOCl lO DISCOUNT AUTO PARTS Richmomti CMdtsI tbMMcn-debilm Mill NN0VELL S ii B4 RECYCLE YOUR PROGRESS The Eastern Progress 10% off perms Thursday, April 6, 1995 mM *ffMtoti£k^ with student I.D. GUYS CUTS $10 Passionate poetry sparks career GIRLS WET CUT $10 GIRLS CUT & STYLE $15 By Christina Rankin Accent editor 112 St. George St. • Across from Recordsmith • 623-3651 Manuel Cortes Castaneda was Sunset of the cry studying to be a priest in Florcncia, a small town in Colombia founded by Italian priests, when the head of the I let myself slide into seminary told him he was not called her eyes by God to enter the priesthood OF because of his liberal ideas. The until my eyes, Jesuit head told Castaneda to experi- flooded, ence life, and in a couple of years, DISPOSABLE return if he felt the need. lost in her flesh Castaneda, 39, never returned. disappeared The visiting assistant professor almost touching the last has been at Eastern for three years. COLOR Besides teaching Spanish, he writes of the flames. poetry and has written three books Lost in pleasure CONTACTS published in Spanish. Castaneda was 14 years old when my hands burning and he wrote his first poem, but he said hers lingering the poem is "completely lost." Progress/MICHAEL AUSMUS are the days of other FreshLook The poem was about the Virgin COMMITTED TO KENTUCKY — Manuel Cortes Castaneda has 01SP0SAB11 f0!OR (ONUdS lived In Kentucky for three years and tlnds the people friendly. Mary, he said, because he was inter- hands ' HrtrrmMr onh Hllk pjrtli Ipjllnc hr (jrr IToirMituk ested in the subject. At that time, he 1x I«*M Prafrvitoul r'm. Until llnr Pjir Per IVtlr»l. was at the Jesuit seminary. moved 10 Bogota to Study philoso- Castancda's poetry is in Spanish, that again undress the "I really wanted to be a Catholic phy and psychology. He quit tin isl- hut he is working on translations. bodies BRING THIS COUPON IN FOR A priest," he said. and moved on to linguistics. He said he has always been inter- to lick their wounds. With 14 children, Castaneda's He graduated, and after jobs as a ested in poetry. mother wanted at least one child to teacher, actor and director, moved 10 "I like very much Italian writers," Vain is the search for Pair of be a priest. Spain to work on his mcxlern poetry he said. He said he is reading poetry light, I ICSlllook Because of the violent surround- doctorate. by William Carlos Williams, e.c. Color ings in Colombia, Castaneda and his Castaneda then moved to the cummings. Robert Frost and various magic the lanterns. Disposable family moved to the Amazon Jungle United States to experience some South American poets. The blindman sits on a Lenses when he was a small child. They new surroundings. He had been to Castaneda said he is also interest- FREE! lived there for 25 years. the United States before, including ed in Japanese literature in English. shadow if KnlrrHMhlr "ill' Jl Prfllll l|Mllll* Castaneda saw the jungle as a Kentucky. While visiting Kentucky, But despite all the languages he while a warm light hand i \r I Mr wonderful and horrible place. he met a woman, Janet, at the knows — some Portuguese, Latin, J6 I'lllll-'.slllll.llt guides his pleasure I \i ludlnjt I:.'• Vrtshl'^Vtr* "It is a beautiful place," he said. University of Kentucky who knew Italian, English and Spanish — and PiulrsHloNdl trr* "At the same time, it is a terrible Spanish. She became "his closest all the different poems from other through flesh hull llnr I'JII Prr I'.iilrni place and a violent place." friend." and later his wife. countries he reads, he has no plans to and his eyes, What he remembers fondly when Janet went back to Spain with move away from Kentucky. him, but her parents wanted her to "I like the people here in memoriless, follow he thinks of the jungle is the nature. AVAILABLE IN <• BEAUTIFUL COLORS, "You can hear the sounds of the come home, so they moved back to Kentucky," Castaneda said. "They directionless birds," he said. "It's like a sympho- Kentucky. arc very simple people. They arc ny." Castaneda said he moved back very friendly people. the echoes of the fire. Despite the beauty, he doesn't "because of love." "The people here listen to other want to go back there. In his poetry, there is a love that people," he said. HIM i. Kin \IIII i i in/11 He said he is a timid and humble is always present — a love of nature. His wife is an American citizen, person, and "Colombia was a very "The trees and the nature arc very his child is an American citizen, and Manuel Cortes violent country. important in my life," Castaneda he works in America. Castaneda "I don't want to go back to said. "Nature is always present in "I have a commitment with this Dr. Marion Roberts 205 GERI LANE Colombia," he said. my life. country," Castaneda said. "In the After eight years of studying at "My poetry is vcry^personal," he future, this may be my home." Optometrist 623-6643 the seminary, Castaneda left and said. Thank you! From your home away from home. To all of you students who have made Kinko's your home away from home, thank you. And to those of you who haven't yet discovered us... we're saving a place for you. 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State Park and The pool will be open Monday through Thursday from 10:30 a.m. White Hall Historic to 6:30 p.m. for $3 per adult and S2 per child. House open Boonesborough State Park and ' White Hall State Historic House can be reached from campus by taking By Linda Fincher Interstate 75 to Exit 95. Activities editor White Hall State Historic House is to the left approximately two miles. Enjoying the great outdoors Boonesborough State Park is to and indulging in scholastic the right approximately seven miles pursuits are typically and can be reached by following the regarded as separate activities, but signs. a visit to either Boonesborough White Hall State Historic House, State Park or White Hall State the former home of abolitionist Historic House this season can Cassius Clay, offers tours starting at satisfy both. 9 a.m. and the last tour begins at Both state sites opened April 1, 4:30 p.m. offering a variety of options for the The cost is S4 for adults and $2.50 outdoor enthusiasts and the academ- for children. ically minded. Picnic tables and areas are avail- Boonesborough Slate Park con- able for visitors, but the areas arc sists not only of a reconstruction of not sheltered. the original fort, but trails, minia- Souvenirs from these historic sites ture golf, picnic areas and a pool. can be purchased at gift shops on The fort, which is open from 9 the grounds. a.m. to 5:30 p.m., hosts tours cost- Combination tickets arc available ing $4 for adults and $2.50 for chil- for S6 which allow open admission dren six and over, children under to both White Hall and six are admitted free with a paid Boonesborough. adult admission. Progross/LINDA FINCHER If you don't want to travel to the The combination tickets may be park alone group rates are avail- purchased at either location. able for parties of 10. The price for Progress/File photo For more information about site OCCUPATIONAL ARTWORK — Senior O.T. major Barbara student groups is $2 per student FRONTIER FORT — Tours offer a trip Into Kentucky's history. facilities or schedules, contact Mettllng of Louisville, senior O.T. major Becca Mattlngly of and adult group rates run $3 per Boonesborough Slate Park at 606- Marlon County, and senior O.T. major Ella Moore of person. The grounds at Boonesborough holes. 527-3131 or White Hall State London view senior O.T. major of Itako, Japan,Mltsue The trails at Boonesborough are The beach at Boonesborough is no Historic House at 606-623-9178. Aklnaga's entry in the occupational therapy poster contest are open for picnics, but no tables or in the Dlzney building Tuesday. not strenuous and are free for the shelters arc available. longer open for swimming, but is roaming. All trails lead to the fort Miniature golf is offered at the open to the public. and are unguided. park for $2. The course is 18 In lieu of swimming in the river. Upcoming Walking stamps out hunger Lil' Sibs invade Fraternity Events Kappa Alpha By Linda Fincher -Old South Week: Activities editor Welcome Wagon Walk- for weekend April 17-23 a-thon for Home Meals By Linda Fincher and lunch will be served at noon Taking a five kilometer walk Delivery // Activities editor in Martin Hall. Various outdoor lends to build up an appetite, * \ \ j IflerjS activities will be at 1 p.m. at but by participating in the When: April 22; /( i ^ -^p Chances are they borrowed Keene Hall. Arts and crafts will Sigma Alpha Epsilon Richmond's Welcome Wagon 9 a.m. registration, .— >^ your clothes without permission, be taught in Combs Hall at 3 p.m. -Kickball: Walk-a-thon for Home Meals 10 a.m. walk / yS embarrassed you in front of your and a scavenger hunt will be held April 22-23 Delivery April 22, you can help 2f WJ friends and were the reason for at 4 p.m. at Burnam Hall. alleviate someone's hunger. Where: Lake f\ / Friday nights of babysitting, but The weekend will come to a The Walk-a-thon will kick off at 9 Reba \)J ( now that you've left your little close Saturday at 5 p.m with a a.m. at the Lake Reba Recreation Recreation (^^^_X-^9 siblings at home, you miss them. picnic in the ravine. Kappa,Delta Complex with check-in followed by Complex V:^m__^^*= 5i RHA's 7th Annual Lil' Sibs Though the weekend is aimed -Soccer: the walk at 10 a.m. at perpetuating fun, to insure Contact: ^xBi^Baton Weekend, beginning Friday, April 9; 1 p.m. After the walk, goody bags with 624-0321 or ^mmr*"* fe~ v4^H allows students to bring their sib- safety certain rules must be refreshments will be given lo all 624-3944 lings, nieces and nephews into the observed. walkers at 11 a.m. college environment to experi- Students must remain with thetr The effort has attracted local ence a "World of Fun." littk sibling or guest at all times Alpha Delta Pi Second prize is four tickets to Meals arc prepared at the Baptist and are responsible for their sponsors who have donated over 30 Kings Island, including overnight Student Center, where they arc The weekend begins with resi- -First Annual Golf door prizes for walkers, ranging picked up and delivered by various dence hall check-in at 5 p.m. actions. Each student can have no Tournament: hotel accommodations. more than three guests under the from movie passes, to YMCA fami- A 12-spccd mountain bike will be service organizations and church Friday followed by supper at 6 April 28 ly memberships, to free dinners. groups. p.m. The festivities begin with age of 12. Helping to coordinate the effort awarded to the third-place winner. Little siblings under the age of Walkers can participate as teams The cost of the meals is based on frisbee and golf in the Powell with campus organizations is Alpha Plaza at 7 p.m. and a "Build Your seven may stay in their host's as well as individually. the financial need of the recipients, room, but if the sibling is of the Pi Kappa Alpha Omicron Pi and Alpha Delta Pi. Pledge sheets for the Walk-a-thon and food stamps are accepted for Own Sundae" activity in the Walkers must collect a minimum Powell Building at 8 p.m. opposite sex and over the age of -Pig roast and softball can be picked up at Winn payment. eight, they must stay in a desig- of $25 to receive a complementary Richmond Home Meals Delivery For more information regarding Saturday will kick off at 9 a.m. tournament: tee-shin and must turn in all pledge with a continental breakfast and nated residence hall. provides a hot noon meal to resi- volunteering individually or as When checking in, guests will April 7-8 money to be eligible for the door dents who cannot prepare the meal a group for Home Meals Delivery, cartoons in Mattox Hall. At 10 -Parent's Day: prizes. a.m., siblings will be divided into be given a name tag which must for themselves due to physical, call the Baptist Student Center at be worn at all times, and resi- April 22 Grand prizes will be awarded to mental, emotional or physical hand- 623-3294 between 8:30 a.m. and 1 ages 8 and up and 7 and down to the three persons collecting the participate in either relay races at dence hall rules, such as quiet -Alumni Dinner: icaps. p.m. times, must be observed by most pledge money. 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April 6, 1995 Mary Ann Lawrence, Sports editor Tim Mollette Kidd impressed with spring enthusiasm By Mary Ann Lawrence scrimmage Wednesday and will Full court Sports editor have another tomorrow or Saturday, depending on the weather. pressure Colonel football coach Roy Kidd Kidd also said he couldn't be more is using his spring practices to search pleased with his team's attitude. out a second team and fill a few 'They've been aggressive. vacant leadership positions on the They've been enthusiastic," he said. field. "I feel great about the way they've Softball "I think we know from experi- been working. I couldn't ask them to ence who is good enough to be first give more than they have." team; it's finding the guys who can Kidd said he was pleased with the delivers step up to be second team," Kidd way Greg Couch is coming along. said. "And, we're looking for some "Couch is doing a good job," he leadership out there." said. "We have a pretty solid first diamond The Colonels return 16 starters team up top with Dunn and and 35 lettermen to a team which Whitefield, but again, who's going went undefeated in the OVC last to back them up?" dreams season with a trip to the quarterfinals A possible choice to back up of the I-AA playoffs. So far, Kidd Couch is junior college transfer I With Major League baseball has had less trouble deciding first Simon Fuentes. tun mg seemingly destroyed its team than he has second team. "He's lost right now," Kidd said. relationship with its fans, col- "We really need to find some "He has a nice touch with the foot- lege basketball ending Monday backup. We've got a lot of young ball, but right now he's just trying to and professional basketball hacks thai haven't had a lot of play- pick up our system." .pi-rating as a hotbed of image- ing lime," Kidd said. "We've got to Another choice for second string luiildcrs instead of sweet gel them as many repetitions as we quarterback is freshman Joe Smith. sIxHiicrs, America is left starv- can and find out who can help us the "He doesn't have the experience ing for a sport with just a little Progress/JEFF MORELAND most where." right now," Kidd said. "We want to get bit of purity, where final scores The Colonels had their first in as many reps with him as we can." BUST1N' THROUGH — Redshirt freshman Jonas Hill works out with assistant coach Teddy Taylor tarry greater weight than during a Colonel spring workout Saturday. The Colonels will continue with 12 more days of practice. salary arbitration. Imagine that. A mythical place where athletes actually par lake in competition to win. Whoa! ] Errors plague That ideal sports Utopia docs exist. I've seen it. The view from home plate reveals a blue water tower in Colonel weekend deep center, three abandoned cargo trailers up the right-cen- Eastern scored all of its runs in ter alley, a physical plant loom- ■ Eastern will put game one in the seventh inning when ing in [lie di-lance and. if you I third place OVC hits by left fielder Amy Jones and lohl re i!' 'l.ird, you can third baseman Jamie Parker drove in maybe spot a scoreboard just standing on the line Christy Schabcr and Kristcn over the 220 foot marker in Bcckman in a late game rally. er r By Tim Mollette Worthington said the Tech games I From the description, it Assistant sports editor could have been a lot closer if her Joesn'i exactly sound like team could have cut down on the Cbminsky Park, but then again, Eliminating costly errors and mental errors. a polished appearance often regaining confident play will be "In the Tech game, we gave them means a tarnished character. the Colonel softball squad's focus quite a few," Worthington said. "It Hood Field, the'home of the for ihc remainder of the week, should have been a lot closer." Colonel softball team, for all according to Coach Jane On Sunday, the Colonels swept intents and purposes, doesn't , Worthington, as Eastern hosts Austin Pcay in a home doublehead- look like it has a great deal to Tennessee State, Tennessee-Martin er, 1-0 and 3-1. oiler today's sports fanatic who and Southeast Missouri Friday In game is too often impressed by through Sunday. East«rn- one, freshman jumbo Trinitrons and laser , As the Colonels turn their sights Tennessee St. Karen Scott lighting during introductions. on a final home stand before hosting When: 2 p.m. tossed a four-hit ; Hut when the Colonels take the OVC Tournament April 28-29, Friday shutout on her the field, it offers nearly every- Worthington said regaining confi- Eastern-UT- way to a 1.08 thing the national sports scene dence will be key. Martln ERA for the week gives us, minus the salaries "The team may say they have the When: Noon and Ohio Valley which have to be expressed in confidence, but they are not playing Saturday Conference pitch- scjentific notation. like it right now," Worthington said. Eaatern- er of the week ; As the weather gradually "We need to be more aggressive, and SEMO honors. A amis each day, there is a that goes hand in hand with confi- When: 1 p.m. "Karen smell in the air which conveys dence." Sunday has been pitching a desire for Major League On the line this week will be the Where: All very well for us ba>eball, for spring training, Colonels' current 8-6 third place OVC games at Hood lately," lot all those baseball images record and a 19-17 overall record. Field Worthington said. America has romanticized "Although we arc in third place "We just need ihtoughoul her history. right now, we really do not feel like some defense around her." ;With the dirt flying and sun we arc playing as well as we In game two, junior Angic You shjning during Eastern's 4-3 should." Worthington said. drove in two runs to power the exjra-inning loss to Middle All three incoming teams could offensive output. Tennessee Saturday, the 48- provide stiff competition, which will Saturday saw Eastern split with pejson capacity crowd was include a doubleheader with OVC Middle Tennessee, taking the first treated to the sights and sounds front-runner SEMO. game 2-1 and dropping the second 4- wQich make the national pas- Eastern will roll into its final 3 in extra innings. ture what it is. home stand after suffering mental Worthington said the three losses INot to say that baseball and lapses which resulted in 21 errors in over the weekend mean her team must softball arc identical sports. six games and dealt Eastern a 3-3 use this week's games as a chance to THcy'rc more like twin broth- record over the weekend. gear up for the remainder of the sea- ers of different mothers, shar- "If we make the routine plays, we son and for the conference tourney. ing many of the same intrica- can play with anybody," "This is the regular season and cies that grab the imagination. Worthington said. "We didn't do that we want to win, but the conference iThe climax of the clutch hit, this weekend." tournament is the key," Worthington thi despair when the home Progress/JEFF MORELAND On Monday, the Colonels were said. "The winners of the tourna- team commits an error, the HITTIN' THE DIRT — Colonel third baseman Jamie Parker tags a Middle Tennessee runner during swept by Tennessee Tech at home 7-2 ment go on to the rcgionals, so that is smack of a glove's leather, the Eastern's 4-3 extra-inning loss In the second game of doubleheader. in tlii- first game and 6-0 in the second. what we are focusing on." coarseness of the umpire's "sirikc call"— just replace the crack of a wooden bat with the Ward said. "They're better offen- i lank of an aluminum version, sively but we're equal in defense. and Hood Field is a perfect Pitching Pitching will have to be more effec- world for appreciating the finer tive than it has in the last few days." points of our pastime. Ward said the Colonels mus' alle- ;But Major League baseball viate their pitching woes before the is pack, out of the goodness of woes taint weekend. the, players' hearts, right? "We have to win at least two at Sure, if you define goodness Tech," he said. "We have nine more asji federal injunction. home stay home games and six more on the IWhen Major League base- road; after this week, six more home ball commissioner Bud Selig and three more on the road, so this By Mary Ann Lawrence weekend is important for contention." proclaimed like a Southern Sports editor preacher "the game is back,'' it A big factor in the loss and the big may have been exciting for numbers in Monday's game was the Following a four-game losing wind. Winds ranging from 25-30 some. stand at home, the Colonels will •But. for those of us who are mph plagued the team and helped to travel to Tennessee Tech to try to push the digits way up. just walking distance away stay in Ohio Valley Conference con- from Hood Field, "the game" Ward was not pleased with his tention. team's performance during the stay is softball, and it never left. The Colonels lost 20-12 against •So. just make the ball a lit- at home and is looking to improve the University of Louisville on the road. tle* bigger and replace the filthy Monday, followed by a 14-1 loss at ncJi crybabies with names like "This is unacceptable," he said. 12 th-ranked University of Progress/JEFF MORELAND "We've just got to keep working to Jamie Parker and her big bat, Tennessee. Wednesday, the team Aagie Dunagan and her SMOOTH SWINGING — Senior Blake Barthol leads the Conference In stolen bases. find solutions to our problems and traveled to Boone, N.C., to face get better and persevere." smooth shortstop play, Jeanie Appalachian State. 11-17 overall. got the clutch hits we couldn't get." behind in the count to too many hit- King and her clutch hits and On the bright side of the season, This came on the heels of a "We were disappointed with our Ward said the team was not pitching ters and walking too many hitters." the Colonels lead the Conference in Lewie Homer and her fastball, Middle Tennessee three-game sweep performance against Middle," Coach well, and in order to win at Tech, they Tech is first in the Conference in and Major League baseball can team batting with a .300 average. last weekend at Turkey Hughes Jim Ward said. "They outplayed us. would have to pull themselves together. team ERA at 3.83, with a veteran Blake Barthol 13-15, Brandon gor back on strike and stay Field, 7-3. 9-6 and 13-9, which left They hit the ball better, they fielded "The big thing with pitching is bullpen. there. Berger 13-15 and Josh Williams 10- the Colonels at 2-4 in the OVC and better and they pitched better. They control," he said. "We're falling "They have some solid pitching," 16 top the steals list l The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 6,1995 B7 H v^w WFTTTK r^ ss Consistency is key Do you find yourself conducting strange for women's golf activities? E32PK555K;':** XsJ Vm' &S By Tim Mollette 83 and 86, respectively. Assistant sports editor Also contributing to Eastern's You spend too much time alone. ti'.'r .U*£rf4i&££9P team total was Melissa Cox with a ^*.»»W*T9£ Join our staff and put your creative •*MT7«^»&J^^V-V.:V., At first glance. Eastern's two-round 178 and lie for 26th. women's golf team's fifth place fin- Lorie Tremaine tied for 36th and abilities to use. 0K(Ps»^"^^3|fc*« ish in this weekend's Lady Colonel Katy Davis finished 37th with £*«w#ra5«£* L »?R AJP3^*^' " Classic appears to be a consistent, scores of 181 and 182, respective- three-round performance. ly, to round out Lady Colonel scor- kUftAEA^VpV .* tr^*lfjL' "X ^^*-V^S W8fE£v The Lady Colonels posted back- ing. to-back rounds of 341 and 345 to The next stop for Eastern will be post the fifth best total in their home the Lady Topper Classic this THE EASTERN PROGRESS tournament, but Coach Sandy Saturday and Sunday at Bowling 622-1572 ^JMI Green, which will offer the team a <%5 Martin said the score sheets do not tell the whole story. familiar course on which to attempt "The final score was consistent, to regain some consistency. but individually it was not a con- "Western's course is one that we 1 sistent performance,'' Martin said. played last year," Martin said. "It "We had discrepancies from the has some hazards to make you i first nine holes to the back nine and think, but hopefully we will be / .v/L from the first day to the second ready to overcome that this week- day." end." Despite the respectable fifth In looking ahead through the K*-J :4 • place finish, Martin said her team remainder of the season, Martin said could have been in a spot to chal- the goal is to be ready for the OVC lenge for the title. Tournament April 22-23. "If we could take out some of "We are where we need to be those huge scores on certain holes, physically, but menially is where we we played as well as Cincinnati, are lacking," Martin said. "We arc who won," Martin said. trying to get geared up for the OVC, Progress/JEFF MORELAND Erica Montgomery had the best and if we continue to strike the ball TEE TIME — Sophomore Erica Montgomery prepares to fire a individual finish for the Lady well and overcome the mental state fairway wood shot during last weekend's Lady Colonel Classic Colonels, coming in lied for 11th we have right now, we should be in at Arlington Country Club. Eastern finished fifth In match play. with first and second round totals of good shape." Colonel golfers suffer 'up-and-down' blues By Tim Mollette Huntington, W.Va. Assistant sports editor Smither said this weekend's play "It seems like there Is always one will figure heavily into the team's Eastern's men's golf team contin- round that annihilates us." season. ued its up-and-down play, finishing "We have to win this tournament fifth in Saturday's Johnny Owens — Lew Smither, men's golf coach to get back on track," Smither said. Invitational at Kearney Hills in Completing the task of getting Residence Hall Lexington, Coach Lew Smither said. back on track will be heightened as the "It seems like every time we go "This time it was the first round tourney score of 228 tying for 14th. Marshall tournament will offer stiff out, there is always one round that that got us," Smither said. "We closed Kris O'Donnell and Chris Bedore competition from the likes of Ohio Association annihilates us, even though we may with a strong final two rounds, but both shot 229 to finish in a tie for 17th. State, Wisconsin and Penn Slate. play well in the other two rounds," those big numbers the first day could- Erich Moberly tied for 24th with "This is one of the toughest fields Executive Elections Smither said. n't really be turned around." a 231, while Mike Whitson lied for anywhere this season," Smither said. At Kearney Hills, the Colonels' Individually, senior Chris Yard 47th with a 239 to round out "We will really have some premier composite score of 314 in the first recovered from a poor second round Eastern's individual finishes. golfers to go up against. President & Vice-President round immediately hampered their 82 by closing the tournament with a The Colonels can now turn their "We're down, but we're not out. April 17,10 a.m. to 6 p.m. chances for a successful tournament, strong 71 in the final round to post a attention to the Marshall Invitational We'll be back. I just can't make any Smither said. tourney score of 228 lying for 14th. this Friday and Saturday in predictions about when that will be." 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Jamet Madison Colonial Relays at William and was 5 years old, golf has been a and we're all so imperfect people Mary University over the weekend. constant part of his life. and so it just keeps you going to The women's squad finished the "My dad and I acquired the make you better," he said. competition with 55 points, just five Dunne, Andrea Cooper and Sandra game at the same time, and ever The game of golf can be com- behind champion Seton Hall. Smith posted a time of 9:18 to finish since I've picked up a club, it's plicated enough with 18 holes, On the men's side. Eastern's 35 second behind Seton Hall. just like a love," he said. "I but a lot of times in college tour- points placed them behind dual Eastern also had third place fin- played every sport under the sun naments, you may play as many champ Seton Hall, second-place ishes in the women's 4x400-mctcr when I was growing up. as 36 holes in one day. Pcnn State and James Madison relay, with Dunne, Herd, Reviere Something about golf; it just "If you're strong mentally, you third. and Hawkins posting a time of 3:54, can pretty much hold your con- and in the 4x800-meter relay, in clicked for me." Strong relay performances were Golf has been a part of centration, even through 36 holes, the key to both team's successes, which the team of Wilson, Clements, but it tends to definitely get weary Amy Hathaway and Jaime King Bedore's life for a long time and according to Coach Rick will be a part of his life for many through 27, anyway," Bedore Erdmann. came in at 18:57. said. For the men, Leon Pullcn, Arnold years to come. "1 kind of like the meets where "I don't even know what I "It seems fun when you're there arc a lot of teams and fewer Payne, Brian Lucas and Rod Davis putting the ball in the hole," he points scored," Erdmann said. "That posted a 4x400 meicr relay time of want to do. If I'm not gonna be a golf professional, I want to be said. gives us a chance to score if we do 3:12.40 to place second. And how you handle the days In the 4x800-mctcr, Scott somewhere, like club pro some- well in the relays, which is what we where, teaching assistant pro or the golf ball doesn't go in the hole arc really equipped to do." Fancher, Mike Henderson, Lucas is what separates the good from and Payne locked up third place with something," Bedore said. Coming in second in the women's As for the present. Coach Lew the great players. competition was a positive to build a lime of 7:38, edging out fourth- "You've just got to keep place Penn State. Smithcr said Bedore is a good on, according to Erdmann. team player, dedicated to the putting, and you've just gotta "We were relatively pleased with John Nganga, a senior from keep stroking, and you've just the women," Erdmann said. "We Kenya, placed third in the game, with high goals for the future; attributes he shares with gotta keep swingin', that's all it would have liked to beat Seton Hall, 10,000-meter run with a time of is," Bedore said. "You let down- but they are a Big East power." 30:08 to round out men's top most of the team. The one thing that stands out about Bedore is he falls bring you down and before Leading the way for the women three finishes. you know it. you've dug yourself were Sunshine Wilson and Amy Erdmann said the men's finish is one of the longer hitters on the was rewarding. team. such a hole you can't get yourself Clements. out of it, and you're not only let- "Sunshine and Amy had some "The men finishing fourth did Progress/MICHAEL AUSMUS Bedore said his biggest please us," Erdmann said. "It was real- VETERAN PERFORMER — Chris Bedore, a Junior on the Colonel strength is, "my determination. ting yourself down, but you're strong legs for us and really came letting the team down too." through in some relays," Erdmann ly a total team effort to finish that well." golf squad, has been hitting the links for over 17 years. I'm not a quitter." said. Both squads will travel to Second place finishes in both the Knoxvillc, Tcnn., for the Sea-Ray sprint medley relay and the 4x800- Relays Friday through Sunday. nictcr relay were the top point pro- According to Erdmann, the com- My dad and I acquired the game at the same time, and ducers for the women's side. petition will be top notch. Sunshine Wilson anchored the "We plan on laking a couple of ever since I've picked up a club, it's Just like a love." sprint medley team, which included relay teams for both the women and Lanin Reviere, Ericka Herd and the men," Erdmann said. 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Wake rarest U. girls who decided Bean there, done that to write .i teiiunisi Sevan day* and aavan nights The article "Reach ()ut ,V Dale Someone" paper was n.uisi.il Ion Niton, Tha Minnesota Dally. U of Mtnnmota Regarding "Under God?" llan./Kch. l°°S|i [Jan./Fel>. 1995] on long-distance relationships ing. Two girls "It's hard to helieve in \dain and Eve when hit close lo home. \n I.DR is a hard thing to need tor national standards, noi the qualin ot going to a strip joint, renting X-rated videos, we're lieing presented with reasonably condu- keep going. The distance and time between us organic produce. I he government has a buying sex aids and then writing about it? I d cive proof that our ancestors dragged their took its toll. In the end. we wen* hoih going responsibilit) to make u easier lor consumers think they'd lie a bit more discreet. II a male knuckles through CIVC hie." I would hardly call through the motions to keep each other h.ipp\ - lo thoose whether the) would prefer their did the same thing, he'd lie branded a sexist .1 fossil record with enormous, almost impossi- Ask me if I would do it again, I would tB) yes. apples with or without chemicals [Also), why did the women in "Locked Out ble holes in it "conclusive proof." What evi- Jon Fisber, sophomore, L. of Texas Luke Melias, freshman, V. of Virginia Uan./Fcb. 1995| try to get access to the nun's dence proves or disproves is wholly dependent locker room? I've never heard of men making upon the interpreter'! paradigm. Christianity is I met my "one and only, true love, soul Scan* staalar J lug deal about getting into the women s not sboul "the infallibility of human germs." mate...." yeah. yeah. We moved 4x" miles In response to "\a I, Scene It All" |Jan./Fch. locker room in the name of journalism. Win It's about the fact that all people are sheep anil apart. We pledged to remain together In the I99s|. underground theaters seem quite facinat- do |they| really want to get in to the nun s .is such we need a shepherd. end it didn't work. We could update each other ing. This underground theater is probably the locker room? on the trivia ot our lives, nest classes and |ol>s. lie-ginning ol a new eta. ll has all the things the Bryan Bifyeu, sophomore, Christopher Corniola, junior. friends and great times we were having. But new generation looks lor. I know people stress Massachusetts Institute of Technology California State V., Sacramento those experiences aren't shared, just recounted. thai vulgarity and profanity are not proper, hut AlrbaN There's no sulistittite tor physical nearness. the\ like to hear it deep down inside. Create your own Job I'he statement |in "Sleepers, Spoilers & Joe Smith, junior, San Diego Stale U. Pao I ang, freshman, Oregon State V. l pon receiving your magazine this month Dark Horses." Jan./Feb. IW|. "For schools M.u, h 19951. ... I was disappointed Instc.ul ot Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto like... Virginia, just getting into the Division 1 Floor time for finks adapting to this shrinking job market DJ Men's llaskcthall Championship can turn their "ion say tomato" UanVFcl). |995| address Allowing your publication lo serve as a inventing new ways of generating wealth, we entire program around." |is) ridiculous. Since es an important issue hut misses us final analy- forum for Holocaust dcniers |"lle's Ad It have magazines, guidance counselors and tkanj sis of organic foods. The real story here is the 19H0, the Cavaliers have hail two Final r'ours, \g.un." Jan./Fell. I995] makes a mockery of telling us to get jobs. With all the from page higher education Their hateful and misleading headlines reporting layoffs, streamlining, and ads have heen rejected by college campuses downsizing, shouldn't it be obvious that tins is across the country liecause their claims arc hol- exactly the wrong thing to do? \U. Magatiue] By any other name low, abhorrent and only seek to legitimize a cannot avoid the responsiblity of encouraging malicious and false claim. We arc disgusted, students to be creative and courageous in tak- "I don't like anything they play on the radio or on MTV." and you should be ashamed. ing up the mantle of entrepreneurship. Does anybody? Michael Blacker and Tal Gozani, Amiri K. Barksdale, junior. "There's no such thing as alternative." doctoral students, UCLA Dartmouth College Agreed. There's also no such thing as Generation X. Crash and burn Generations have always been characterized by their music. Rolling Stone was found- Fditors Note: See our article 'After-School SftOtT Robert Belts ["Flier and Brimstone," ed on that notion. Now marketers are scrambling to suck us in a category — and that in ibat same issue. It covered alternatives to tbt tra- Jan./Feb. IWJ, is being legally harassed for includes our music — so they know how to sell us their cars, their breakfast cereals, ditional career route, indudm% entrepreneursbip. their life insurance policies. piuting up the "Kill a Cop lor Jesus" fliers. The So we wake up and read in the paper that U2 or Counting Crows have been voted police and the justice system have completely Most Alternative, and we laugh into our Frosted Rakes. They don't know us, we mutter. forgotten our right to speak. Belts' freedom of They aren't crawling the back-street bars and friends' garages, discovering where the speech has been violated. coolest — dare we say most alternative? — bands are being bom. Juan F. Robles, senior, New Mexico State U This And God forbid one of our friends' bands should become the next U2 or Counting Crows or even get played on mainstream radio. They should remain noble — appreciated Trampled by a hard of letters Month's by the few. the dedicated, the connoisseurs of truly good music — and not join the clue- I am ashamed and appalled by the tasteless less, label-happy Establishment. manner in which this story ("Trampled ll\ a Question We Just want to be individuals. Once we become one of an "everyone" — everyone is Herd of One," March I99S] has been deputed listening to. watching, doing — we change the channel, trade the disc or get rkl of the Perhaps you can find hamor in the death of a little-girl berrettes. But what if we still like Pearl Jam or think that Green Day have new loved one. I cannot. I"hat is what differentiates Are you directions to go? Too bad. They've hit Top 40 and are therefore sellouts. a human being from a heartless worm like Labels can be exasperating. But they also save time. When we want to differentiate yourself. I demand a formal and public apology pro-choice ourselves, we can say "Gen X. minus...." or "a little bit of Gen X. plus..." When we only in your next issue to the family of the victim have time or room for a one-word description of a hot band, "alternative" will do. When and to the entire Korean \merican community I or anti- it's time for the hard sell, we can add. "but with an acoustic, folk flair." In the record whom you have so recklessly offended. store, wa wont find a section labeled Rap-ButNot-Hlp4lop • • ii- Magazine AMIL •••* White people, black people, Mexican, of those biased or stereotypical views of Asian, it doesn't matter; it's not getting another culture. Angine Harriott, better. Michele Brown, senior, Califor- sophomore, U. of Pennsylvania • nia State V., Northridge • Race rela- Worse. I think black people are starting to Wha tions on campus are really good here in gang up on white people. I believe in a going Akron, Ohio. I've been to two other col- thing called reverse discrimination. I don't weird, thewolrd leges, and I've felt the same there, too. think whites are the only ones guilty <>l turn pro. Gregory Frenk, junior, U. of Akron • racism. J.T. Carter, freshman, Western And this is Every day the white students arc becom- Kentucky U. • Better. But in certain are- Student ing more hostile toward black students. nas, they just can't improve. People are deeply weird. Evident*, the lat- They feel like we're taking their jobs and fixed in their ways. Dennis Dobbs, est poirtn.(faeh- Opinion their scholarships and their money, but in senior, U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities • IOT1 syinoois ate fact, those monies never really belonged We'd In fools to think that we could fix — get this - to them in the first place. Patrice Frasier, the problem of race relations in a genera- Poll surgical i senior, U. of Maryland • Worse, tion or two — we're just the children of Thanks in part to an Internet because minorities don't really want the people who've been through it first- group, hundreds of students I Race relations on equality. They demand special treatment. hand. It's going to definitely take our chil- of coMeges nationwide are wearing aurgr Carrie Miller, freshman, Western dren and maybe even their children to eel maeks on- and oftcampus as a sym- campus: Do you Michigan U. • Race relations are not take care of this problem. Benjamin bol of protest. improving, because there's no one enforc- Bryant, sophomore, U. of Texas, "In a world where rain Is poison and think they're getting ing these ideas. The negativity is support- Austin • Worse. Minority radicals have sex is death, these masks are an ed more than the positive. The faculty — taken over buildings, and the administra- better or worse? emblem of Isolation.- says J.P. O'Con- everyone from the campus police to the tion has given such radicals special privi- nor, a senior at UCLA and founder of the university president — need to get togeth- leges. Affirmative action, black anti-Semi- MasksOn movement "I wear a mask on BETTER WORSE er and do something about it, and not just tism and segregation are also causes. the outside because it's how I feel on the students. Katrice Gillespie, sopho- James McCloskey, senior, Cornell U. • the Inside.- more, Rutgers U. • There's still a lot of There have been increased reportings of O'Connor, who claims he has signed sectionalism on campus. The hatred and harassment and discrimination in all up more than 30 college chapters, says. 56% the dislike for another culture is more aspects of campus life at Texas A&M. I -Response has been overwhelming." covert. People need to be more overt with have never really dealt with race relations The MasksOn founder recently added SAME 6% their feelings and possibly learn some- [or had) problems with it, until I came a new twist to his protests — rainbow- thing, because without discussion and dia- jhere). Elizabeth Green, junior, Texas colored down wigs. NOT SURE 8% logue, there will never be any eradication A&MU. [ J "It's an expression of solidarity with our brothers and sisters of every color." O'Connor says. "Do you know what hap- favorite group? Well, it's the Beatles! pens when you put aH the colors togeth- Marcia Anick, sophomore, Mankato er? You get sunshine." Music Poll State U. • I don't like 70s rock and roll. I Whatever, dude. You can reach the don't like any kind of classic rock-and-roll MasksOn movement via e-mail at: crap. I don't really care for country, and I What is your favorite MasksOnOaol.com. don't like rap. I like jazz. I love punk. type of music and band? Techno's OK. Blues is OK. I really like new music and experimental music. My favorite band is They Might Be Giants. Steve Martin, second-year medical stu- dent, U. of South Florida • Mid-'80s ou were loathe to use I metal, back when heavy metal was truly at >ut here art your top 1' My favorite type of music is R&B, and my its peak. Heavy metal is the greatest music favorite group is Zhane, because they are there ever was. Chris Ferguson, sopho- [pemnugaj just hype and mellow all at the same time, more, Murray State U. • Definitely which pretty much reflects me. Joanne country — the only music way to go. And Henderson, sophomore, Kent State U. Sawyer Brown is the only band around. • My favorite kind of music is reggae — Melanie Miller, senior. Eastern Illinois definitely Bob Marlcy, Peter Tosh and U. • My favorite kind of music is techno, Yellowman. Mona Sarafa, sophomore. rave, trance, breakbeat music — music you East Carolina U. • My musical interests hear at a rave. My favorite band: Deee- cover about everything. I like Queen Lite. Scott T. Duke, sophomore. South- Poll mostly, just because of their great diversi- ern Oregon State College • My favorite ty. Heck, I also like Barry Manilow. But type of music is rap. I like Tupac Shakur Question don't tell anybody that. Fred McConnell, and any rapper who is out there trying to junior, George Washington U. • My better the black community. RaSaon favorite type of music is ska music — the Carr, sophomore, U. of Cincinnati Toasters, the Specials, the Skeletones. I Is Major also love punk rock. My favorite punk band is Rancid. Greg Raelson, freshinan, Colorado State U. • I'm a fan of the League Grateful Dead. But I'm also a fan of Carlos Santana's new project with his cousin and Baseball brother, Santana Brothers. And I'm a huge fan of the Dave Matthews Band. There's a dead? lot of fantastic music out there that tends to get lumped together, and that's a shame. Michael P. Rogers, junior, U. of Alabama • My favorite type of music is the Beatles. I'm a Beatlemaniac. My Tell us what you think. Letters to the Editor. U. Mats****. 1800 Ontury Park East. Suite 820. Los Angeles. CA 90067; fax to (310) 551-1659; e- mail to i •*•< lazhwexml 11in AH senders: Include name, year, school and phone number. Manet users should include permission W reprint submissions. Letters sr«jkl be iw APRIL 1995 li. Masazlne • • Abdus-Salaam is a member of the Unit- ed Students Coali- tion, which was formed in response Rallying Against Racism to the presidential controversy. In Feb- THE STAIR CLUB FOR MEN 4 4 enetic hereditary university to become the center of media ruary, the Coalition sponsored a boycott nf Oxford/Cmmbridgt U. — The .background." attention. classes and a protest that 700 students United Oxford and Cambridge Univer- These three words, In the past, Lawrence repeatedly .mended. One week earlier, more than 500 sity Club in the West End of London uttered by Rutgers U. president Francis L. spoke out against "one-size-fits-all" tests. students had marched to the president's might be forced into Lawrence in November, have prompted Still, many see his comments to faculty office to demand his immediate resignation. a name change. Since students to take to the streets, the basket- on the standardized test scores of blacks The protesters have crossed racial the club denies ball court and the state house in protest — "Do we deal with (a) disadvantaged lines. At the basketball game protest, Short female members full of what they call racist remarks by the population that doesn't have that genetic sophomore Tommy McKenna said, "I'm access to the club president. hereditary background to have a higher white, and I'm still standing up for (namely the library, With photographers and journalists average?" — as evidence of racism and what's right." Takes bar and staircase), descending upon them from every angle, see him as a representation of a much Rutgers' board of governors met after Cambridge and more than 200 students sat in on the bas- larger problem. the demonstrations to hear public com- Oxford are considering pulling their ketball court during half-time of a game, Lawrence apologized for the statement ment on the issue of the president's resig- names from the title. And as for the causing the game to be suspended and the when it received attention — three months nation. Although it repudiated Lawrence's rumor that female club members have later, after a faculty comment, the board decided to support been spotted bungee jumping from member heard the meet- his apology and allow him to remain pres- third-story windows or shimmying ftO- ing's tape. The intended ident. Some students agreed with this down the rain pipe to reach the first- meaning, Lawrence says, decision, citing Lawrence's track record in floor patio in time for tea and crumpets, was to question the valid- the recruitment and retention of black dub members refused to comment. ity of SAT scores as students and faculty as proof of his non- determinants of college- racist attitude. STIRRUP CONTROVERSY student material. At the last protest rally, senior Ted Centrml BMt Cellege, SfrmgfieU, "We're not just call- Solomon drew attention for his sign, Ma. — Three female students alleged- ing for his resignation which read: "He's not a racist; RU is No. I ly received fliers on their cars advertis- — it's not all about that. in black enrollment." ing scholarships in exchange for pelvic He didn't think what he But others have claimed that the examinations. After filling out applica- said was wrong until... board's decision is not the last that tions, two women agreed to be "exam- the media caught hold of Lawrence will hear from the students. ined" in a hotel room. Police say that it. The problem is that Abdus-Salaam says, "This is just the the man — who was not a doctor and students have no power be ginning." was later revealed to be on parole for at this university," says sexual misconduct involving female senior Diaab Abdus- ■ S. Mitra Kalita, The Daily Tsrgum, students in Illinois — took the wom- Rutgers student* take to the streets In protest. Salaam. Rutgers U. en's blood pressure, temperature and then administered some sort of pelvic examination. The scholarship money testing her own limits and other people's was never delivered. limits in a very positive, pleasant way." It would seem that the 23-year-old was NEXT TIME. destined to be an artist. Alhadeffs mother TAKE THE STEPS is a Penn State associate professor of visu- U. efAUmtana — Freshman Chris- Portrait of an Artist al arts and women's studies, and her father tian Olson has been asked to pay an is an art historian at Boulder U. reasts, duck bills, pubic hair, $80 elevator repair bill after he admit- display in the library. One of the photos Alhadeff recently won first place for blood, dental floss and teeth. ted to jumping up and down in the ele- shows the l»ck of a shaved head with l>ee- three slides titled "Matter Adheres to These are a few of photogra- vator, causing it to jam and trap him tles crawling on it, and others contain Matter" in the International Erotic Art pher Cara Judea Alhadeff s favorite things. inside for SO minutes. "The (repair- images of rocks, blue latex and even an ear Expo in Florida. Apparently, breasts, duck Alhadeff, a Penn State U. senior, says with dental floss. man) asked me about eight times, bills, pubic hair, blood, dental floss and she strives to "provoke, arouse and repel" 'Were you jumping up and down?' So I Four photos that were declined space in teeth are a few of the judges' favorite viewers of her unusual photography. finally said, 'Yeah, maybe I was.... I the library showed bloody menstrual pads things, too. don't remember.*" The student news- Repelled is how and pan of a breast. "My images explore the paper reports that there are no signs in several staff mem- complicated, interpretive processes of how ■ Kelly Haramis, The Daily CelUgian, the elevators that tell people not to bers of Penn State's we perceive our bodies in the relation to Penn State U. jump up and down. But there probably Pattec Library felt ambiguous defi- last May when aren't any signs forbidding people from nitions of what Alhadeffs anom- building thermonuclear reactors in is 'natural' and alous images were what is 'syn- there, either. Bet the bill for that acci- dent would be lots steeper. displayed. The thetic,'" Alhad- library removed five eff wrote in her photos, and several staff members refused artist's state- NOW WHO to report to work because they thought ment for her LOOKS CHEESY? her one-person exhibition was degrading Mav exhibit. Stanford U. — After a period of and offensive, Alhadeff says. Library One of heavy rain, mice invaded the Lambda employees have a different take. Alhadeffs Nu sorority house. Chaos, confusion "(Alhadeffs work) wasn't censored," models, Julia and lots of whining ensued. "For the says Bonnie MacEwan, the library's col- Davenport, kind of living Stanford should pro- lection development coordinator. "While believes Alhad- vide, this is unacceptable," says resi- we were hanging the show, we found that effs work rep- f dent senior Atesa Farshian. "I feel like some photos were inappropriate, and we resents what it's not fair (that) for the money we didn't hang them up." good art should pay fwe have] to live in those rooms Oh. be: '[She] is with mice." Yeah, for that price, they More than eight months after her work very sensual, could at least give you rats. was taken down, Alhadeffs second exhibit very alive, very — "Disarticulated Membranes" — was on pro-active — lO • II. (Vf ns^iixiii*- APRN. 1**S T It's One Of The Most Useful Credit Cards On The Planet. Unless You've Stolen It. Your MasterCard* is stolen. You panic, get angry, Maste panic some more. Then you call and cancel it. Now ««* ^ ■» 0000 3 as bl/*« • 4IOr HUH the thief is in possession of, oh, about seven cents worth of plastic. (Maybe he can use it as a coaster when he entertains at the hideout.) So relax. You only have to pay for stuff you bought, and you can even get a new card the next day." It'll be accepted millions Wof places, one of which must sell wallets. MasterCard. It's more than a credit card. It's smart money." M.lsl-'rCwa and return to SJC. "Our presenta- tion left no doulit in their minds," Treadway says. "In Northern TECHposure about five minutes, they came up with ayne Treadway That was .i I most four years ago. Now lanotherj $60,000." PARKING WHOAS Alaska's Sheldon Jackson College has four Starting in the spring of 1994. stu- U. of Utah — A parking services remembers when 24-hour computer labs, and 75 of its 200 dents had the option to get a new IBM, officer says he was nearly run down his college had only students have their own computers. Dell or Macintosh LC3 for $350 down. by the owner of a car he'd just ricket- four computers. "Well, eight, hut some "If we wanted to attract quality stu- For a little extra, they can get note- ed. The owner were Apple Classics. And we could only dents, we had to get technology up here," books or laptops. Students pay c>ff the approached the car access them for three hours per night." explains Tread- computers by returning to SJC for two and swore at the way, who was stu- more semesters. When they leave, they officer, who hopped Short dent body presi- on his bike and ped- own them. "I love it," says Tim Andrew, .1 senior aled away. (Insert dent in 1993. The student govern- and one of the first to take advantage ol Takes Jaws theme here.) the program. "It definitely gets you up- The officer heard a ment that year to-date on what's available in technolo- car engine revving behind him, decided that it couldn't wait lor gy." Andrew communicates all over cam- looked over his shoulder and found *^S pus via the internal fax modem that came himself being pursued by the afore- the administration mentioned disgruntled ticket holder. to get around to with his Dell. "Mine's paid off now," says senior Erin The officer made a narrow escape by updating the cam- Downey about her Mac. "You can't beat ducking between two parked care. He *\£al pus. It reallocated 1——... 9i it. I volunteer for a botanist who paid claims the man pulled up, stared him hinds and came up down and drove off. with SI0,000 and much more for the same computer." 1 w the draft of a pro- Treadway says he shrugged off the gram. idea that students aren't responsible tor COLUMBO U. The program making huge changes. "In two years, stu- U. of San Francisco — Sam called for the dents have put a big dent in getting Spade never had it so good. For the hoard of trustees Sheldon Jackson up to modern times, Ctwo years, professor Bruce Tal- to forgive two- he says. "We told the administration. has been running a detective thirds of the price 'Hey, we want to go this way,' and we agency from the U. of San Francisco! of a new computer went for it." law school — using students as his gumshoes-for-hire. Students have as an incentive for students to attend worked with the San Francisco HMlfceL ■ Bonnie Dart County public defender's office, interviewing friends and character witnesses of assault, carjacking and even murder suspects. "We offer trained investigators for free," Talbot says. "It's a good move for both of us." The only trouble Talbot reports Raising 'Cane is the tendency of some students to run around the county offices yelling, tami musicians can "Book 'em, Dano! Book 'em! Book Working from an $8,000 per thank Chicago's 'em!" No, not really. project budget based on 2VH.( .(iIiimlii.i College for loans and independent spon- a shot at stardom. It was Columbia's own sorship, the label had the CRUNCHING NUMBERS record label that inspired U. of Miami treehouse CD, IJsten to Rra- Trinity CaUtgt, Conn. — Stu- School of Music students to start 'Cane 'on. in local music stores by dents in professor David Henderson's Records in fall 1993. September 1994. chemistry class are counting their Today, the Coral Gables, Fla., record "One of our goals for chips for every batch. Each semester, label is a unique proving ground for aliout 1994 was to put out a CD," Henderson's students learn about 35 music industry students as well as a says treehouse drummer and standard deviation by counting the tremendous vehicle for local artists. UM *94 grad Scott Garapolo. number of chips in a bag of Chips "Up-and-coming artists get an incredi- "The I'Cane | contract turned Ahoy cookies. They also investigate ble break," says Scrona Klton, 'Cane vice out to be treehouse Iriendlv. Nabisco's claim that every bag has president of promotions and fund raising [They have| no rights to our 1,000 chocolate morsels. (Last semes- and a UM grail student. "They get a songs. They didn't want to ter's final average: 1,196 chips/bag.) chance to be on a label, with a CD and a own us — they wanted [us for ton of promotion." our] educational value." SMITHSONIAN Unlike students at Columbia College, Unlike a traditional UNCLOTHED UM students take the process from begin- recording contract, which Washington, D.C. — The ning (signing an artist) to end (producing typically spans several years Smithsonian Institute last month and promoting the group's CD). They and releases, 'Cane works shredded thousands of photographs also learn about copyrights, publishing on a 16-month timetable of nude Yale U. freshmen taken and song writing. And they do it for the and with only one band at a decades ago by the university's phys- experience — they get no course credit for time. In exchange for pro- ical education department. The their work, and profits, if any, get rein- ducing and printing 1,000 "posture" photos, originally used to vested in the company. CDs, the UM label keeps place freshmen in "appropriate" gym Tracks are recorded on campus at all but a 10 percent royalty U. ofMiami muakt Industry mm/on put hand: haado classes, were acquired by a Gusman Concert Hall studios and are after breaking even on the and haarta togathar to make a racord company. researcher and donated to the muse- mixed, pro bono, by the renowned Cri- investment. 'Cane is in the um. Yale asked the Smithsonian to teria Recording Studios in North process of signing its next artist. labels around the country," Elton says. shred the 9,000 student photos after Miami. "Other universities that have music "We do it from A to Z." nervous alumni protested. The The first group 'Cane signed was industry programs can use us as a museum complied. 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Birthday. or mail in the coupon today. Circle last year of coiie9e completed 18ZIXJ--081ZC 1BZIXJ-0B1ZC 1 t 3 4 A8ZIXJ-0B1ZC ti-anti-immigration tudents from Yale to UCLA At Purdue U., 12 students from the racially derogatory language, sparked a GRE, ETS, SOL are developing bold and imag- Leftist Student Network joined a nation- firestorm of controversy that continues inative ways to combat wide hunger strike Feb. 16-18. "We want to burn. Cheating on exams can ba aasy. Proposition 187, the anti-immigration to educate people about social issues and The college, a local daily newspaper Cheating on the GRE is a tad more diffi- ballot initiative passed by California Prop 187," says Robin Cain, a Purdue and a Colorado-based public-policy think cult, unless you take It by computer. voters in November. The state law now sophomore and member of the Leftist tank organized a forum to discuss 187 and That's what Kaplan, a test preparation denies welfare, education and non- Student Network. events surrounding the flier. Colorado company, found out when it sent 20 peo- congresswoman Patricia Schroeder for- ple to take the computerized Graduate emergency health care benefits to ille- Metropolitan State College in Denver Record Exam, distributed by Educational gal immigrants. To date, California faced a different challenge concerning warded a copy of the flier to the attorney Testing Sendee, and asked them to mem- courts have refused to allow the imple- 187 last December. The campus-wide general's office, which determined thai orize questions. Kaplan then presented mentation of 187. distribution of 24 fliers titled "Stop The the flier did not present a "prosecutahlc its test-takers' version of the test to ETS. Many college organizations and Mexican Invasion," which contained violation of federal civil rights laws." the only GRE testing service using the coalitions have formed to prevent laws Students are using the Internet to post computerized test, and exposed how updates, distribute press releases anil keep easy it is to cheat on the computer exam similar tp 187 from passing in their own which doesn't shuffle questions as much states or on a national level. In a running electronic conversation to as the paper version. Philadelphia, students at Haverford, heighten awareness, says Amanda Rieder, -The whole point (of the investigation) Bryn Mawr and Swarthmore colleges a junior at Haverford College and a mem- was to emulate what any college student formed the Tri-College Coalition ber of the Tri-College Coalition could do — remember questions from Against Xenophobia. In Denver, Against Xenophobia. the test' says Kaplan Educational Can tars spokesperson Ann Mecca. students joined a rally on the steps Rieder says this helped her initial Even though Kaplan said It had no of the Colorado capitol denounc- efforts to organize East Oast col- intention of sharing test questions with ing 187 and calling for a boycott leges. In December, representatives Ks clients who are preparing for the GRE. of California products. from 13 colleges and universities ETS filed a lawsuit. It cited Kaplan for vio- At the U. of California, Berke- met to form the East Coast Stu- lation of the federal electronic communi- dent Movement Against Proposi- cation privacy act. copyright laws, breach ley, two groups have formed to of contract and fraud. oppose the initiative. Grads tion 187. Schools included Yale. 'ETS is trying to divert attention away Against 187 and Students Against Georgetown U., Villanmn I ., from |lts) security flaws,- says Jonathan 187 are working together to make George Washington U., Princeton Grayer. CEO of Kaplan. 'Suing us doesn't their college a place of noncompli- U. and Brown U. stop the fact that the test Is easily com- "In terms of off-campus organiz- promised. * ance to 187. ETS introduced the computer test In "We have 60 faculty members, ing," Rieder says, "the Internet In- late 1993 and planned to use it exclu- 200 graduate students and 2,500 been an invaluable tool in this sively by 1997. It hoped to render the undergraduate students who have movement." paper and pencil test obsolete but has signed pledges not to comply with delayed the project until 1999. 187," says Leslie Salzinger of Grails Louis A. Lands, The Metropolitan, ETS reinstated some of the computer ■ test Met in early January after limiting the Against 187. Metropolitan State College of Denver number of test dates, widening the ques- tion pool and changing the question pool. Ray Nicosia, spokesperson for ETS. says it Is always looking for ways to Increase security. 'The computerized test Is secure overall compared to the paper and pencil version. You're not sitting next to someone else, and you can't copy off someone's paper." MisTRUSTing Government Some worry that Kaplan's tactics pro- duced negative results. 'Kaplan has o you trust the tuition pie, cynics point given ETS a lot of ammo against test preparation services.' says Andy Lutz. government with your out that plans like this head of GRE programs at Princeton money? have fallen through before. Review, the only company offering test TRUST, (Tuition Reserves for Uni- "Safeguards never preparation courses for the computerized versity Students of Tomorrow), an invest- work," says Arizona State GRE. "Now wa look like bandits.... It's a ment plan presented by the Arizona Stu- U. junior Tim Baxter, black eye on last preparation.' But Princeton Review has its own beefs dents Association, would allow Arizona who pays his own tuition against ETS. It ctakna the service Is abus residents the option to purchase tuition to through loans and the GI tag student lights m its attempt to convert any of the three state universities in Bill. "Social Security was & I'M a* GRE teats into the computerized format. advance. No matter how much higher the supposed to have safe- R cites 'lurking' in student Internet conver tuition costs will be in the future, parents guards, but (the govern- sabons to see if they are trading test ques- would pay only the current rate. ment finds] ways to spend i\i tions, the steeper price tag - $98 Instead of $56 for the written version — and a Urn Is it the greatest investment since the that money. Down the Ited number of tasting sites as reason blue chip — or just a junk bond? line it's 'Sorry.' They raise enough for an overhaul of ETS. Parents could potentially break down taxes to cover any loss, -J\ ETS admits it did monitor electronic the hefty $7,312 figure for a four-year and you pay for it twice." H. bulletin boards to see If students were degree into installments — as low as S34 a Student body presi- Who knows? Your Ud could b» the noxt Doogto sharing Information about the GRE but month over 18 years. dent, ASU grad student found no significant cases of cheating How—r. Start saWnf now. '(Princeton Review is] not against Money would be refunded to students and plan supporter Alan computer testing The test is coming who attend other schools or never attend Frost counters that the rent university or high school students. out too fast, at the expense of students,' college. The payments would be put in a plan offers new opportunities to pay for an "If I had to vote on it, I'd vote against lutz says. -ETS has tremendous Incen- secure trust, to be invested under state education. "It gives people another it," says ASU grad student Kurtis Porter- tive to move forward. IComputenzation] supervision. A similar plan has succeeded option. It's like braces. Who can afford enemas It'll have a monopoly.* veld. "It's pn&Hy a good idea, but I get in Florida — and failed in Michigan. buying their kid braces in one installment? nothing out of it. I'm in college now; Despite the options the plan offers, It's easier to pay a little each month. It's ■ Marc Peterson. C.rrmnm White, don't have kids. What goodgoodi is it for me? some students are skeptical — or outright an investment in the future." , of Alabama, Tuscaloosa derisive. Although built-in safeguards Cynicism aside, most students just don't ■ James Frusetta, Stmte Press, promise to keep nimble fingers out of the ore — since the proposal won't affect cur- Arizona State U. 14 • II. VI ;t>»:i jr.ii ic- !#•» ence members. From Paris' Left Bank in Beside hosting the UnUrban shows, another grad school after this," he says or POP the '20s to the New York beatnik scene in Davis participates in readings three or the two-year MFA program. "But part of the '50s to today's off-campus boheme four times a week. "Readings are a safe the reason I came here is to cement this joints, the coffeehouse has been the venue place for people to create," he says. sort of work — to acknowledge to myself aurice Davis steps up of choice for that most untoward brand of "What's amazing is the passion that that this is very important to me. to the microphone. performer — the poet. comes from people when they read their "If I were independently wealthy, IV 2VE!. "Let's hear it one more Typically imagined, poets are clois- words. That's the magic right there; just want to be writing poetry, writing time for Kristin," he says, prodding the tered and serious writer types, hunched that's the purity." essays — exploring the frontier o: caffeine-jacked coffeehouse audience into over pen and paper in seaside cabins near Still, magic and purity don't pay the language." another round of applause. Davis, dread- Dublin. So what is it that possesses these gas bill, a fact that Beer knows all too well. locked and dripping with jewelry, is host - people to take the stage with only .1 thin "I'll either be heading to law school or * Glenn McDonald, Assistant Editor Poetry In Motion ing tonight's open mike poetry reading at Mead notebook between them and a UnUrban, an "ana-trendy" coffeehouse in potentially abusive audience? Santa Monica, Calif. The place is packed. "I want immediate gratification," says "Let's see,'' Davis says, consulting his poet Patrick Mooney, a regular performer list. "Next up is Ben. Ben? Where's Ben?" at UnUrban. "I want my MTV, my ATM "He's in the John," someone shouts. — all those three-letter conveniences. If On cue, Ben steps out of the bath- something happens today, I can write .1 room. The crowd erupts into applause. poem about it and perform it tonight." Grinning, he takes a bow. "I feel like a 3- John Beer, a first year MFA student in year-old making his first potty," he says, U. of Iowa's prestigious Writer's Work- grabbing his notebook and heading for shop program, recently took over organiz- the stage. ing the Talk Art Cabaret, a bi-weekly spo- "Your best work so far, Ben," someone ken-word event featuring fiction and yells. poetry. Support for the shows is strong. "I dunno." he answers. "I feel a little Beer says, with upwards of 100 students flush- attending. Such is the atmosphere at UnUrban, "In performance, you add .1 new and at hundreds of other small-scale inde- dimension," Beer says. "You find a way to pendent coffeehouses dotting college recreate for an audience what you have on towns coast to coast. No blaring ampli- paper. Also, spoken poetry can focus on fiers, no impersonal bartenders — just the musical aspects of the language, to Java, mood lighting and smart-ass audi- complement the content." f Maurfe* Dmvia m ao crazy, torn* of hta pommm don't •*«• Anorexia Nervosa and Associated Disor- the U. of Iowa's eating disorders program, women with eating disorders suffer to ders estimates that 7 million of the some of the reasons men develop eating become as skinny as possible," says Hai approximate 8 million people with eating disorders are to better their sports perfor- Crawford, a psychiatrist at the U. of Ari- disorders are women, that's still an incred- mance, avoid heart disease or improve a zona, "men sometimes diet to gain weight, omen aren't the ible number of sufferers who have essen- gay relationship. In addition, men are by taking steroids, consuming protein only ones eyeing tially been overlooked. more likely than women to have been vic- powders and taking in as much food as the scales. Men Eating disorders seem to flourish dur- timized as children by their male peers for possible." Also, men are more often criti- are, too. Except no one's eyeing them eye- ing the college years, that crucial time being "soft" or for having a body type that cized at both ends of the spectrum: too ing the scales. when students' appearances become a deviated from the norm. obese and too thin. Although the National Association ot statement of personal worth. College athletes pressured by sports Ralph Wilps, a psychologist who is ;i recovered victim of an eating disorder. says men with eating disorders feel panic ularly isolated. "Men are twice misunder- stood," he says. As with breast cancer, he says, doctors don't look for eating disor ders as much in men, and women don' Men Fight the Losing Battle like it when men join their support groups. As a result, men feel not only "In college, you have to that mandate weight loss, such as gymnas- neglected in diagnosis but also ashamed o have a nice body to get anv tics and wrestling, are especially vulnera- having a "women's" disease. attention," explains a female ble to eating disorders. In fact, one study Wilps believes eating disorders are dif- Indiana U. junior. found that college athletes are up to six ficult for men of all ages, because society A male Manhattan College times more likely than the general public conditions men to be "captain of the ship ' senior recovering from binge to display anorexic or bulimic eating and "man of the house." eating disorder says it was this behaviors. "In treatment for an eating disorder," emphasis on looks at college Anorexia it often a sign of confusion he says, "men learn to break down the that made him self-conscious. about sexual orientation, Andersen says, walls and realize that they have a choice of "It isn't like high school — and the college years are when many peo- either dwindling away to a walking death people don't know each other, ple come to grips with their orientation. or facing that they are not a piece of steel." so they judge according to Andersen speculates that approximately I For more information, call the Nation*! appearance." out of 10 cases of classic anorexia or Association of Anorexia Nervosa and Associat- Men have additional rea- bulimia nervosa in colleges are men and ed Disorders at 70S-831-3438 or the Nation- sons for dieting than just want- that 20 percent of all males with eating al Eating Disorders Organization at 614- ing to be thin. disorders are homosexual. 436-1112. According to Arnold Ander- Men's eating disorders have broader sen, psychiatrist and director of definitions than women's. "While most ■ Karen Braddom, Manhattan College !••» II. Mafgaziii*? • IS T" «^^«5^e^y6^ece^<^^ w tcu/tHc&on/ president and board of trustees stated spe- ADVERTGCMEN] they've found the best way to get people DOLLARS through the door is to offer them a bargain. cific goals, one of which was to bring in Raabok ^> According to a 1994 stud)- completed more quality students," says William bv the U.S. Department of Education, 81 McGuire, dean of enrollment manage- n-it. mart isn't the only one with percent of colleges and universities art ment at Villanova U. in Pennsylvania. "To a blinking blue light. With attracting students with "discounted entice them, we [decided to offer| finan- the number of college- tuition" or "merit scholarships' — aid cial help on the basis of merit." IKAS1 Senior Ana Smith was targeted by ■A HI, wr. w, er. 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I don't 'CrryLifc Raspberry Sport want to tinii myself Stjburban Sports as part of a defensive $200,000 in debt 10 years from now." strategy, hoping to pre- Many schools employ merit aid or dis- SOUTHI M.H.M.M. serve enrollment levels counts as a recruiting tool: ASports Planet Reebok and student qualitv in •Donations from the Coca-Cola empire Lloyd Clark The Sport Shoe the face ot declining fund 60 to 70 full rides a year to cover the rtooetl Sportng Goods lust lot lee: applicant pools,' s.i\ . SI7,600 tuition at Cicorgia's Emory U. • The U. of Detroit, Mercy, gives up Tampa Sport' Jacksonville Sport Michael McPherson, an to $1,950 to out-of-state students to Ft Lauderdale Sports Boca Sports economist at Massachu- match what the state subsidizes for Michi- Orlando Sports Martn'3 setts' Williams College. Research compiled gan students. 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Hectits Sportng Goods at about twice the rate or • Michigan State U. recently HouserShoe Peebles need-based aid at private announced it would freeze tuition costs J's Shoes R8M research and doctorate - over the next three years. Easley Sporting Good granting universitie . "Five years ago, the I Julie Blair. The Anchor, Hope College knew even after having taken two years ol up for classes — but I still have water on Biendamour'. Dunham:/ TRIPPIN college Spanish. Language deficiencies the brain. Koenig's RJSpeci! aside, we had no problem*!, especially with MC Sport; Al About Sports the river. The dear water was warm, even ■ Thomas Nybo, Montana Kmhnin, iiistiaieei Ajfiletic FKters 'hen U. of Montana in January, and with temperatures in the U. of Montana Charm's Rusty's Sportng Goods classes let out for 90s, wc quickly forgot about tough job Eby's Sportng Goods Bass Pro Shop winter break, the markets, student loans and sky-high Lawtors Sportng Goods three of us craved two things: white-water tuition. kayaking and Mexico. Instead, we focused on cheap beer, friendly locals, waterfalls, banana trees lfeU.lto.lw, i ca, at, •,«,**,»» Unfortunately, we were nearly broke, Copelands Sports Fred Meyer Track NTral Emponum QJoes Bob Wards & Sons The Hub Tn Stale Outfitter Big Bear Sport Center Jerry'; AtHetes Come- Wond oi Shoes Kayaking the River San ftanasco Sports Sports USA Feet First San Jose Sports Shoe and the river we sought was 2,400 miles and more waterfalls. 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Just being at the Sundance Film Festi- val is impressive, especially for those hop- ing to work in film. Students interested in attending next January's festival should remember to bring lots of cash and a good helping of patience. Individual screening Indie filmmakers tickets go for $7 to $15. A "Day Timer" pass — including 17 screenings (before 6 bring out their p.m.), three panel discussions and admis- sion to the hospitality suites — runs $125. big guns And for a cool $2,500, the "Fast Pass" will get you into any screening and any party. I" f you're an indie film fan and you '90s. With more than 400 screenings, the whose 1992 Sundance entry, Reservoir If you can't reserve tickets, show up for like mixing with Hollywood's A- festival also boasted receptions and par- Dogs, was snubbed. the first half of the festival, when screen- -list, the Sundance Film Festival can ties, where word traveled fast of the best This year, a number of world premieres ings and parties are still crashable. be ID days in snowy paradise. films to see. Midway through the festival, — Before Sunrise, Miami Rhapsody, The Bas- With its rising prestige, Sundance has Robert Redford's film festival has a handful of films were generating a buzz, ketball Diaries and Funny Bones — lured become the hip festival. But hype and pan- uncovered fresh filmmaking ideas and including eventual winners: The Brothers celebrities to the ski village. Everyone from demonium from Hollywood are slowly rejuvenated the independent film scene. Mi.Mullen and Living in Oblivion. As the supermodel Naomi Campbell to Beach outweighing the intimate feel that festival Sundance made its debut in 1976 as a hype for these films grew, their screenings Boy Brian Wilson was on hand to party at personnel encourage. Enjoy the innocence showcase for indie films. The annual com- became much harder to get into. Park City's bars and clubs. Even typically for the next few years before ultimate petition is divided into dramatic and docu- Filmgoers who made it inside the sur- low-profile festival president Redford Hollywood glitz sets in. mentary categories with audiences, judges prisingly shoddy theaters were in for a ■mil tilmmakers voting for their favorites. treat — makers of the small-budget labors SLND/ Bui Sundance isn't about awards; tradi- of love were often on hand for Q & A ses- \ » ' ' ' tionally, it has represented a one-time sions following the screenings. chance for no-name filmmakers to land A casual atmosphere permeates Sun- SUM distribution deals. That tradition is chang- dance, where industry execs who wouldn't ing — many of the films premiered at this give you the rime of day in Lot Angeles or year's festival came in with distribution New York hobnob with Scorsese wannabes. deals, sparking some deal-less indie film- Just as last year's winners — Hoop makers to create Slamdance '95: Anarchy Dreams, Spanking the Monkey and Clerks — m I tah, the "guerrilla international film enjoyed limited but successful runs, win- festival" |sec below). ners of this year's festival hope to chal- Still, thousands of cinephiles and hun- lenge the movie marketplace, too. But all dreds of filmmakers converged at this is not lost for filmmakers who walk away year's Sundance Festival in tiny Park City, empty-handed. Just look at Academy L tali, in search of the new auteurs of the Award nominee Quentin Tarantino, I In Daily Bruin, UC1 \ '■■1% * Disc utting the finer point* of Indie filmmaking Slamdance '95: Anarchy in Utah movie pick God Dri ve• a Pontiac Written/directed by Rex "Hoss" Thompson God Drives a Pontiac is a film about religion, desperation and the art of selling used cars. "Iowa City" Bob is your typical kiss-ass used car salesman. His selling style changes when he receives a divine message: Sell truth! Die with the smell of an honest buck In your nostrils. At Bob's 'Church of the Used Car" lot is Elvis the mechanic and Bob's daughter in law Turner. What makes the film work is that it has heart. Rather than violence or sex. Pontiac is about people and their relationships. ■ Sam Denton, Twitch Magazine, U. of Utah e 12 trikutorsor >ns and festivals lependent film comn ndance forced people to rethink what Inde- pendent: mm realty means " He says Slamdence's 12 low-budget wonders were made for a total of less then $1 million combined. Mirvisn and the other Siamdance producers gamed reepect "i the India film community for their resourcefulness and deter "Jetton, in an era when many people fear that the Sundance F*n Festival has gone too mainstream for Ra own good. Slam- lance '96 appeared out of nowhere end reminded everyone whet toe spirit of independent filmmaking is ell about. ■ M. Sean McBride, HaUy Utah Chrenide/ «•*•'. Ttehkh Mejii) , U. of Utah ll. M;tj4'»^«"««" • IS Welcome to the jungle "The record companies were saying Then one fine day college radio was a place where you could get your next big band," says Scott she turned on a rrampton, editor in chief of C.MJ New New York station Mlltk Monthly, a college radio trade maga- zine and new music's most reliable litmus sheet. "That didn't happen lor a long Couldn V believe tune, and now it is." CMJ, which charts more than soo what she heard play ?lists from college stations (oust to at all coast, monitors the changing landscape ol radio vis-a-vis the music industry. I here's greater pressure on promotion She started listening people now to make a record work at the college level," Frampton says. "Get- to that fine, ting 'numbers' is now very important to fine music the label." Mike Deitch, West Coast college radio promotions director for Atlantic Her life was saved Records, deals with more than .?()(> col- lege stations on the left-hand side <>f by rock and roll \ineric.i. "Labels are putting much more importance on college radio." he says. THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, "Mere at Atlantic we've expanded — we "ROCK AND ROLL" have an entire [college radio| department now. i more cohesive focus. That'-, true with most labels." lege radio stations in America — fully This new attention from music labels formatted, self-supported and entirely isn't particularly welcome in some circles. reliant on ad revenue What's more, it is There's an old-school ethic of indepen- the only outlet in the market for "mod- dence that runs deep in college radio — ern" or "alternative" rock. ACRN's staple and more than a little accompanying atti- artists, played on regular rotation, tude toward the major labels. include Pearl Jam, Nirvana and Stone "They're kinda pushy," says Davc Temple Pilots. Ciancio, Michigan State U. senior and Michigan State's WDB.M, on the programming director at VVDB.V1. tin other hand, is noncommercial and gets student-run campus station. "But in fact, its revenue directly from student fees. It they basically have to kiss our butts, or also competes in a market that already they get nothing. You shouldn't take shit has a firmly entrenched commercial from them, because we can l>c like. 'Screw "modern rock" station. Accordingly, you — we won't play your record.'" WDB.M incorporates more specialty pro- Program director Jodin Trocheck of gramming: blues shows, jazz shows, reg- Ohio L'.'s ACRN sees things diffcrentlv. gae shows — even an '80s new-wave "\\ <• have a good relationship with the retro program. labels." he says. "They know we'll give Considering their respective markets, With the music industry closing in, is everything a listen — whereas some sta- it's not surprising that Trocheck and tions will say, 'Oh, that's a major label. Ciancio, both student programming college radio spinning out? Sorry, Atlantic, we're too cool for you." directors and canny, career-oriented radio people, would hold such different opin- Sympathy for the devi ions. In fact, they are on opposite ends ol ollege radio is dead. At least, the college radio we It's important to note that Ohio's the central debate in college radio today ACRN is one of the few commercial col- — how to respond to the popularization used to know. In their age of innocence, from the early '70s until ahout five years ago, campus radio stations were isolated castle keeps of noncommercial, no-format programming. A station's library of music was informed less by the music industry's current releases than by the private record collections of the volunteer student DJs. A typical set might fea- ture John Coltrane, followed by Black Flag, a Lenny Bruce mono- logue, then a Patsy Cline medley. There was a certain outlaw spirit — a sense of freedom that came from knowing the labels didn't like you, the FCC didn't know abt ut you and the university was picking up the tab. Those days are over, probably forever. The artists that college radio had supported throughout the desolate '80s became sudden- ly, violently popular in the '90s — R.E.M., Public Enemy, Nirvana, U2. The music industry closed in immediately, and col- lege radio had to grow up fast. -W—t Co—t, Eamt Coast, aanee *a» — wo play « a»," %ay% Michigan State U. DJ JMBOO Stef##i. Mo MtoMow? SO • U. IV!itj.»;iy.ii ic- TT& 1995 of i lu- college radio format and its artists. and DJ at WDBM, is host of The Cul- Ciancio says WDBM will continue with tural Vibe, a Saturday night hip-hop and us specialty programming and generally rap show that's been running strong independent format. since l°89. As for Trocheck: "The bottom line is "We're the No. 3 show on Saturday we're a commercial radio station, we're nights in the market," Staten says. self-supported and we gotta sell ad time. "We've gotten feedback from |hip-hop We're .1 little more mainstream than most magazine! The Source. People have college radio. We're not too obscure — as dubbed the show and taken it to other opposed to, 'Here's another hour of bands states and countries." you've never heard of.'" Staten and Forster are among thou- CMjfs Frampton, who's been in the sands of DJs, engineers, journalists, pro- demilitarized zone between college and grammers and performers who are getting professional radio for more than 10 years, their training and paying their dues on the says iMith approaches are valid. college level. With the possible exception "It's ultimately a good thing," Framp- of daily campus newspapers, there's no ton says of the debate. "It's going to play other college-level training ground that out in .1 couple of different ways. Some approximates the real world so closely. stations will l>e totally reactionary and not Ciancio says the equipment used at touch those artists they had previously WDBM is actually more advanced than supported. But how alternative a station is the equipment at its rival professional sta- depends on its market." tion. On an individual level, the college Deitch, himself a former college radio radio worker has to deal with many of the programming director, says, "A station same immediate hassles as a commercial wants to provide its listeners with what radio professional — the FCC, play lists, they want, with something they can't get public service announcements and lots Conrad Cayman, UCLA a KLA programming director, looking stalwart. anywhere else. If you're in Montana and and lots of buttons. you don't have access to a big alternative "We're fully formatted," Trocheck sional realm has been necessarily and "The success of this kind of music has station, then the college station can pro says of ACRN. "We see ourselves as .1 permanently blurred. given more credence to the college radio M'li- the new rock — Green Day, S.T.P. training ground for professional radio. Now, with the fickle winds of popular format," Frampton says. "There is a sort Hut it you already have that in your mar- We're structured like a professional rock culture having blown toward "college" of validity now to these people and what ket, then the college station can play the station would be. To learn radio, you music, the last and best bulwark of inde- they do. That's a good thing in that they'll real indie, obscure stuff." don't take classes; you work here." pendent music and non-corporatized be able to better realize their mission — Ciancio concedes that some compro- youth culture is threatened. The music to break new bands. Automatic for the people mises have to be made. "Even though it's industry wants the college market, and the "College radio is providing a service to There's one thing everyone in col- college radio, we are a training ground," college students want jobs when they the community, providing programming lege radio agrees upon — that the pri- he says. "You can't take an elitist view. graduate. Is there any room in between to you can't get anywhere else on the dial. It marj function of a campus radio station The real world doesn't work that way." preserve the proud tradition of indepen- should be more than just the campus is to educate and train students to enter dent college radio? jukebox." the lorbidding realm of professional Radio free U. broadcasting. In a very real sense, the changing lace Emily Footer, a freshman at UCLA, of college radio epitomizes a significant approached the campus radio station, shift in the college experience as a KLA, a few weeks into her first term and whole. There was a time when the uni- Torn on the Bayou started an entertainment talk show with versity campus was cloistered and sacred, "They shut down for a week, changed all the rules and came out with a 'new and her roommate. Just like that. a place students went to withdraw for "It's given me a lot of good experi- four or five or seven years to study the improved' format." ence," she says. "I'm learning to history and culture of the world spinning That's the claim of Tal leming, Louisiana State U. sophomore, regarding the recent express myself very concisely, because around them. change in format of the campus radio station, KLSU. If you can't hear the sarcasm of you can have no dead air on the radio. That world has been gradually the "new and improved' part, trust us. it's there. Vfter awhile, you kind of get the intruding. With internships, co-ops and According to Leming. KLSU's new format (which la closer to the format of commercial rhythm of it." other job training programs, the line modem rook stations than the station's previous, adamantly eclectic mix) is the result of Jason Statcn, a Michigan State senior between the academic and the profes- a takeover by current student station manager Darren Gauthier and faculty media advis- er Jon Fisher. "We're pretty sure Darren was hired [by Fisher) to turn the station in a new direc- tion." Leming says. -Fisher, aa one former DJ told me. would play lounge music 24 hours a day If he could." Gauthier says he was simply responding to a mandate from the students. "The general consensus was that people didn't know any of the music |KLSU played and that the station] was unprofessional." Gauthier says. "In January, we took the results from surveys and made some gradual shifts." As for being hired by Fisher to tame down the station. Gauthier says. "I came to him with the idea. I'll take full credit, blame, guilt — whatever." er way, a large group of volunteer student OJs left the station after the format change. (Former DJs] stayed on for awhile, but then they were kind of edged out." Leming says. "They were volunteers, and they decided not to come beck." Gauti 1 has **Wl19*8 II. Magazine • 21 Gary Geise. The Review. U. of Del a wan Out-of-staters go the extra mile to save a buck hy can't Johnny* education to live in-state and that they can to rip open a few of the more seamless has a stipulation attached that the student read? Because his pay their own way without relying on out- state schools, from the U. of Connecti- be engaged during this time primarily — library card was of-state parents. This can be a tough sell. cut in 1973 to the U. of Florida earlier or even exclusively — in non-student seized last month when he couldn't pay Kverything may be peachy until the tax this year. These states appeared to activities. One year is a common tenancy. his out-of-state tuition bill, that's why. records are requested — school officials share a policy of "once a non-res, UCI.A — whose requirements apply to all Johnny, you see, having been tend to trust Uncle I.R.S. before Aunt Ali- always a non-res." A fairly unfriendly U. of California schools — says "a year weaned, burped and taught to make cia. Still, students will — and do — try attitude, yes? Alleged plans to include and a day." A few remaining schools still poo-poos by himself, wasn't able to anything. barbed wire were halted when a Florida insist that this residency must take place think up a good enough reason why his "I once actually drove to an address a district court granted a former out-of- before the student is admitted; most parents in New Jersey should spring for student gave me as his new, permanent state student in-state tuition eligibility. schools, however, now allow for a change a sixth year of college. So he got a sum- home," says Elizabeth Wardrop, associate Now students there need only to have in status in the midst of study. mer job in his university town and saved registrar at the U. of Delaware, "and it no ties to other states to get the bar- • In-state domicile: Permanency of a up some green. Now he's shuffling from was a VVaWa [mini market]." gain-basement rates. domicile can be proved with a number of office to office, trying to convince the There are plenty of ways to give uni- Finally, in the bizarro files, we have the documents, such as: in-state driver's finance folks at Penn State I that he's versity administrators the business. One case of Elmo Peccary, whose lifelong resi- license, auto registration, voter registra- his own legal guardian and a permanent student — we'll call her Phyllistine — dence lay on the border between tion and local bank statements. resident of the Commonwealth of attempted to demonstrate that her in-state Delaware and Maryland. Although Elmo • Financial independence: You must Pennsylvania. godfather was her legal guardian. Nice and the 'rents tried having the best of have independence from out-of-state par- try, but baptismal records weren't enough. both worlds, the case boiled down to ents. Some schools, like the U. of Utah, They're not buying It. Financial support from her out-of-state where the parents paid state income taxes. additionally insist that your primary wages It's a tear-jerker that takes place all birth parents shut her case down. That issue had previously been decided by be earned in-state. over the country. Out-of-state tuition Most students are unaware of the regu- a judge, who ruled that taxes should be • Intent to reside in-state past gradua- rates can be quadruple in-state rates, lations when they stake their claims; they paid to the state where the parents' bed- tion (Just cross your lingers for this one.): depending on the school. The standard believe the lease to their new apartment is room was located — seeing as how they Questions are often attached to ask exactly reasoning goes like this: the U. of enough. They don't understand it's not an spent a third of their lives there. More, why the student wishes to remain in the Miiiinph was established for the elevation apartment they need. It's a domicile. with any luck. state. and enrichment of the fine children of That's one of those legal jargon words. Repeat after me, I- lino, with feeling: Of course, a student determined to Miiiinph. dammit, not for those bozos People don't really live in domiciles The kitchen is the heart of my domicile. save money is perfectly free to jump across the border in Pppth. except when Accounts Receivable says "Some namrs bait btrn s/igbtly modified. through all the bureaucratic hoops, lie So Johnny gets caught in the middle: they need to. Then the domiciles pop up through the application questions regard- Since he was dependent on his parents last like dandelions. Tho road to residency ing "intent," get his or her degree and year and part of this year, it may be 1996 "I registered to vote in-state," says a If only it were that easy. Most state take the next bus to Saskatchewan. School before he qualities as an Mmmphian — er, certain U. of Delaware student. Clambake schools have a long shopping list of items administrators can't do anything about Pennsylvanian. Jones. "I moved into a real house. Hell, I you must produce and intents you must this, but, says SucAnn Johaiisen, assistant And there's not much that Johnny can U night a leaf rake. And I used it, too." demonstrate before they will consider you director of admissions at the U. of Utah, do about it. Most state schools are strict Whoa. I-eaf rake. Dude. a resident. A survey of 10 state universities "it's a bit of a sacrifice for the individual to about their residency requirements: Typi- All in vain, though. Jones is still techni- around the country shows similar require- make." cally, students must convince an adminis- cally from North Jersey. ments. Here's a selection of the most What? Pay $969 per quarter instead of trator — or worse, a gaggle of them — Things could be worse. Things have common: $2,73 J at the U. of Washington? Sign me that they have more reason than just their been worse. It has taken court decisions • Minimum residence time: This often up for that sacrifice. 23 • IT. Magazine THE COLLEGE MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT SOURCE for a year all K\ Kyle \ linen. Daily Trojan, L . of Southern California of a sudden had a whole Luscious different //irness." Jackson is T h e expanded poised to lineup also allowed for step up to such in- novations as America sampling .1 Schellenbach and beat a n il Dancing manipulating introduce the sample live from their bad Somewhere T ri ruble's Ve y hoard. selves. between But in Lus- cious Jack- hip-hop son's nonspecific song writing process, a song can also shift in the other and pop lies... direction. "We still sample a beat if we just want Luscious Jackson a beat in there," Cilaser says. "We want the best of all worlds. We've got a great Queens drummer in our band, but we also have the sound of a (sampled] drum beat that you couldn't even get now unless you've got that particular producer. "Like on 'F.nergy Sucker' — I found 'e use so many different oriented. With lines like "No family jew- these drum samples and we put that into cc els between my legs/My wealth is my the song. 'Here' had been more of a rock smidgens of samples and brain" ("Keep On Rockin It"), Manny band song — we'd played it live for a displays a lyrical assertiveness to match long time. When we got in the studio, n live music, it's not like we're its musical ambition. just wasn't working out, so we sampled a a guitar band or a bass band or a complete sample band either," Following Manny, a scries of New drum beat and made it into a disco York shows and a mini-tour with college song," she says. says Gabby Glaser, guitarist and vocalist for Luscious Jackson. radio darlings Bettie Serveert allowed the "It took the song in a totally different band to explore the instrumental ele- direction," Schellenbach adds. "Like, Indeed. Luscious Jackson's delicate mix of hip-hop, funk, soul ments of the EP — and also made them 'Wow! Now that this is disco, we can put more comfortable operating as a live out- in violins and change the vocal delivery!' and jazz is backed with smarts and a subtlety that make it difficult fit in the studio. The result is the less It really became a new song." hip-hop, more pop sound of Natural to categorize. Natural Ingredients, the New York City quartet's Ingredients. Serve and chill first full-length release, was one of 1994's most pleasant surprises: Whether completely scrapping a song's Cover and let simmer conception or deciding to divide Ingredi- a danceable album that, musically and lyrically, is as challenging Conspicuously missing from Ingredi- ents into two sides (as a nod to the old ents are the off-kilter loops and rap deliv- vinyl LP format), the members of Lus- as it is catchy. Having been invited to fill an opening slot on ery that made Manny so bracing. The cious Jackson aren't about to second-guess band maintains that there was no con- themselves. At least not yet. R.E.M.'s monstrous tour, the band is poised to step up to Ameri- scious decision to reduce the hip-hop "Obviously, we've done well with the elements. way we've done things so far," Glaser ca and introduce their bad selves. "On the new album, there's a lot more says. "So there's no need to go, 'Uh, traditional four-piece band songs played maybe we should write this way, maybe Mixing the ingredients Search of Manny F.P, which Beastie Boy just straight as a band," Schellenbach we should sequence it this way, maybe we The experimentation that led to the Mike D agreed to release on his Grand says. "We have more options — it really should change it all around and just do earliest Luscious Jackson recordings Royal label — on the condition that the opens it up. live music' began in a pre-I.J trio that included duo record two more songs. The pair "A lot of songs also mutated in the stu- "You've just gotta do whatever feels Glaser and bassist/vocalist Jill Cunniff. recruited original Beastie drummer Kate dio. Songs that we had been playing live good." Glaser and Cunniff knew each other from Schellenbach and keyboardist Vivian the early "80s New York punk scene, but Trimble, and the present four-piece the band didn't come together until Cun- lineup was born. niff talked Glaser into joining her out "We realized that this was the band we West in IW2. wanted," Glaser says. "Since we were a "She told me it was really fun in San live band at the time, we didn't want to Francisco and that I should come out just put out songs we did in the recording there," says Glaser. "So I did. That's when studio with samples." we started making up silly lyrics and jam- To introduce listeners to the band's ming and stuff." live sound, the» last two tracks on Manny Glaser and CunnifPs early use of were recorded with Schellenbach and samples would prove significant later, Trimble. The strictly Cunniff/Glaser but as it was, the chemistry just wasn't tracks, like "Life of Leisure" and right. (Cilaser now describes the old "Daughters of the Kaos," feature multi- band as "kind of tacky.") The pair took a tracked samples, rapped vocals and a break from music before re-forming as a deep hip-hop tone. The final two tracks, duo and experimenting more seriously recorded more or less live with Schellen- at a friend's recording studio in New bach and Trimble, are more spacious and York. This led to part of 1992's In instrumental and generally less hip-hop to funk you up. 24 • I I. MaKazine AWML1995 "Our house was on Piggott Street, across fron a liquor store and a pool hall. But it was also near a recreation center, where Hr. Fennoy was a volunteer. Even though I was too young, I had no other place to go, so Mr. Fennoy let me cone to the center and run. Soon I could catch the older girls, and soon after that I was passing then. I always knew I could run fast, but without Mr. Fennoy, would have never known I could run so far." RL.A.Y.Participate in the Lives of America's Youth Nino Fennoy gave a young girl naaed Jackie a place to play. But today, many kids aren't given that saaie chance. You can help give a child the opportunity to play. To learn how, please call 1-800-929-PLAY. Listen, U. 1 — Lead Muse Kristin Hetsh is the most consistently UND formidable song writer ever to shako the "college radio darling" tag. University contin- ues in the proud Muses tradition of making everything else In your CD collection seem PJ Harvoy would have something to offend everybody. suddenly boring. To Bring You My Love The band begins grooving with Grandmas- ■imMadonna? Prince? Imagine yourself at that Sadie Hawkins dance. Play Journey's "Open Arms." Be unashamed. Enjoy. Polly Jean Har- Public Enemy's "911 is a Joke," only to Url Coma, Hwsra m aeee — Remember that song "Little Suicides" from the Gold- vey does not com- jump tracks to songs like The Doors' "Crys- en Palominos' Pure? Yeah, the one with the haunting, almost floating vocals. That's Lori pose songs for the tal Ship" and Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay." Carson, and her second solo album is just as ethereal. amateur listener. But what makes the project enjoyable maaoc from ami momrnmt ay The Fraartee* Imm — This twoCD set, from the TV Her abrasive, — ami inevitably holds it together — is movie starring Morgan Freeman, is a history of African-American music featuring every hyper-emotional the unmistakable, pop-perfect sound that body from Louis Armstrong to Public Enemy. It's great. We promise. tales take incredi- belongs to Duran Duran and no one else. ASM ad, Mao ami mmmm Mafmml — We have no idea where they came from, but we ble patience to know why they're here. Braids never looked so good. Aswads music mixes reggae, htp- digest. ■ M. Tye Comer, U. of Delaware hop and funk. Any way you slice ft. these fellas jam. To Bring You My Love, her latest Royal Trux release, is not a Thank You disc Harvey wants Virgin Records you to enjoy. She Royal Trux wants it to bleed achieved under- Getting Red into your ears until you lie reeling from ground stardom the raw emotion. through their Give this band a chance. Well, since they already have a With her rough, compelling-yet-fright- drug-induced Chance (that's the vocalist — first and last name), how about cning voice — especially in "Down By The deconstruction of giving them a listen? •a*Mag Real's debut EP Otis is a solid Water" — Harvey travels barefoot down a Rolling Stones- release that caHs to mind a less-sloppy Nirvana. But their live sharp, gravelly padi of passion and violent style rock. On show underscores the potential of the mature band. sadness, and she takes listeners with her. Thank You, their Chance sings with a Nine Inch Nails intensity, while the It's a difficult road to travel, but the bril- rest of the quartet — guitarist James Donohoe, bassist Sebas- debut for Virgin, tian Ciceri and drummer Brian Levy — prove that this Is no liance of the destination is worth the trip. the interpretations come closer to the real garage band. Their sound is hard. loud, industrial — but it's thing than ever before. It works some- also tight and crafted ■ M. Tye Comer, U. of Delaware times, like on "A Night to Remember" Donohoe cafes It chaotic restraint — "cool without being too busy or too bored." and "Fear Strikes Out," but the weak Chance and Donohoe were m the original band in Honda. The two moved to Los Ange- Mike Wait vocals of Jennifer Herrema and Neil les but dM not want to pick up a new drummer and bassist until they decided on a vision Ball-Hog O, Tugboat? Haggerty, now cleaner and better pro- for the band. Columbia Records duced, arc more suited to their original, .earned to cater to fans." Chance explains. "Band (mar themsalwao need to be into the music, first and foremost mas nerfo This former disoriented work. Thank You has its Minuteman and moments, but on the whole, it rarely fIREHOSE bassist shines above lackluster. has invited some hard-hitters to a ■ Bryan McNamara, Collegiate Times, feast of free-for-alls. Virginia Tech Eddie Vedder, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic Wonderful team up on EMI "Against the 70s," one of the tastier dishes Adam Ant has served. They work well together, as do lost his bite. He many of the other crews on this 17-track could have had fiesta. There's a lot to digest on the album, the biggest come- and this talented bunch of musicians will SW* back of the decade leave you hungry for more. but his latest album falls flat. ■ Neal Babcock, Vox/The Rocky Moun- Wonderful rejects tain Collegian, Colorado Stare U. the memorable sound of his most popular songs — "Ant Music" and U. Radio Chart Thank You "Goody Two Shoes" — but fails to University, Sire Capitol Records replace that fun, familiar style with any- Sixteen Stone, Interscope Covering other thing interesting, proving he's desperate artists' material is but not serious about a comeback. dangerous territory. Acoustic guitars drone behind child-like The Practice of Joy Before Death, Sub Pop Purists inevitably cry lyrics on most of this forgettable new Lamprey, Atlantic "Sacrilege!" when release. The one juicy plum in this bag of Mamie Ctmfrvuitu, Island wrinkled prunes: "1969 Again." Aside one of their favorite \Second Coming, Gcflka songs is re-recorded from this inspired tune, the album can be by a performer summed up by the tide of its last track, deemed unworthy "Very Long Ride." of the honor. In that respect, you would think that ■ Neal Babcock, Vox/The Rocky Mm Duran Duran's new release Thank You tain Collegian, Colorado State U. *» S# • 1 Vliii^itx.iiic- ■ ••S ^^^ From th« Hood The Basketball Diaries New Line Cinema In Stand By If School Ties Me, four kids and New Jack go on a quest City somehow for a dead body got tangled up and personal in a reel of enrichment. In Catholic high Tales From the school basket- Hood, three hustlers seek out a dead body ball footage, it and personal enr/V£ment: They think might just end drugs are stashed on the corpse. OK, up as the story of Jim Carroll's life. maybe the parallel doesn't work. This Leonardo DiCaprio (What's Eating Gilbert one's got an eerie mortician (Clarence Grape?) stars as a basketball prodigy who Williams III) touring Corbin Bernsen and learns to "just say yes" in the New York David Alan Grier through the supernatur- City drug scene. James Madio (Hook's al underworld. In the other, the kids only head lost boy) and Mark "Good Vibra- get lost in the woods. tions" Wahlberg also star. Panther Major Payne Gramercy Universal Pictures Don't you love family projects? Jig- Damon saw puzzles. Monopoly. Social com- Wayans (TV's mentaries on the stagnated growth of In Living Color) black activism. Father-and-son duo is Major Ben- Melvin and Mario Van Peebles wrote son Winifred and directed this story of Judge Payne, a tough (Kadeem Hardison), a war vet recruited officer whose as a Black Panther informant by Bobby military career Seale (Courtney B. Vance) and Newton is cut short. To Tommy Boy (Marcus Chong). make ends meet, he takes a job training ill-behaved junior ROTC cadets. In other Paramount Pictures Jury Duty words, it's Meatballs with some Private Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley) has a tough life. He just gradu- Tri Star Benjamin antics — without the gratuitous Although sex scenes. If nothing else. Major Payne ated from college (with a "D+" average), he's head of the town's free room, earns the Desperate Play on Words in a biggest business (an auto parts plant) and his stepmom is (the board and a per Title Award. diem sound back-stabbing) Bo Derek. In rolls Rob Lowe as Bo's cunning, tempting, you Wild Bill business-type son — quite a stretch from his role in Wayne's World might pass up a United Artists — who wants to rip the family business out of Tommy's chubby shot at jury Jeff Bridges duty if it meant is Wild Bill. hands. Hey, if Tommy loses heart, he could always get help from being se- Ellen Barkin is that van-dwelling motivational speaker down by the river. questered Calamity Jane. with the John Hurt (The 20somethings' Elephant Man) version of a is Bill's friend, doped-up and Christina M a c a u I a y A p p I e g a t e Culkin on a bad (TV's Married With Children) is the hair day: Pauly "upstairs girl." Basic elements: Tumble- Here comes the bride — again. Only instead of waltzing down the aisle, Shore. He tries weeds, guns, prostitutes and more tumble- Annie (Kimberly Williams) waddles into a delivery room. And she won't have to keep an weeds. You know the rest. to share her room with a stranger: Her mother (Diane Keaton) is in labor too. open-and-shut Tank Girl Mother and daughter are both pregnant, but the focus of the movie isn't case going so he can mooch as much free loot as possible United Artists on them. Cameras turn to George Banks (Steve Martin), who again is inter- from the court, but he falls for a fellow It's 2033, nally struggling with what life serves up: He's too old to be a father and too juror (poor lass) and finds out more about young to be a grandfather. and Rebecca the trial than he bargained for. Buck (the Tank What's a fellow to do? During this set visit, a scene is being filmed at a Girl of comic- beauty shop where George places his stark white hair in the care of a hair- book fame) has dresser. Yes, with darker hair, he's sure he'll look, feel and be younger. Dimension Films surfaced as the Martin merely gestures with his hands and raises his brow to get everyone Maybe their heroine of a behind the cameras laughing. halos are on water-starved "It's great being (George's] daughter,- Williams says. "He's a loving and too tight, or civilization. If enthusiastic Dad." their wings you expect to For the actors, being in this big-screen sequel is like a Banks family need clipping. see her piloting Whatever the reunion. "Everyone gets along really well." Williams says. "I feel lucky to be space ships in reason, a bunch, battles to working with them." of angels have determine the fate of the universe, forget Unlike the casts of many sequels, everyone is back for round two. includ- copped one hell of an attitude. Led by it. She uses a tank. And, in the same back- ing Franck Egglehoffer (Martin Short), who will coordinate the double baby Gabriel (Christopher Walken), these to-basics tradition, Ann Magnuson (Clear shower, with characters and plot established from the first movie, the only angels wants a kid's soul so they can gain and Present Danger) is the evil madam, and totally unpredictable thing about Fattier ef UM Brkte N Is if It'll be boys or control of a ruthless military mind. A Iggy Pop plays a slimy customer. 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The Game defines the roles we play in a relationship, and what we do (or do not do). More simply, The Game is the carrying out of society's expectations about dating/marriage/sex. Many women respond to The Game by duly fol- lowing the unwritten rules, like "Physical intimacy should progress slowly." In other words, you should leave him with a chaste good-night kiss and a protru- sion after the first date. Nothing more intimate until at least the fourth date, and even then some clothing should remain on. And SEX? Hell, if you have sex before you date three months (or wear a ring on your finger), you're not only damned, but a "loose woman." Other women veer to the opposite extreme by buck- ing the system entirely — having sex to make a state- ment. "Look at me, I'm independent. I can have sex with whomever I wish, whenever I wish." Some call it "do-me feminism," but I call it a power trip (and fun). Certainly, this option implies an independence that the first lacks. ()n the other hand, doing something merely to thwart the system is as weak as rigidly following the rules. inist propaganda announces, a double standard still Set to thinking about these contrasting reactions, I exists. If a woman has sex with a man before The watched a production of Man of IM Mancba, which Ciame allows, he'll think of her differently than if she explains them. Does Don Quixote imagine Dulcinea waits. Not by breaking up or anything major, but by BlahBlahBlah as a passionate, intelligent woman? No, he transforms little things, like questions that arise in his mind: the whore Aldonza into a virtuous lady who embroi- "How many lovers has she had? Do I have to take her Dan, Dan the ders all day; a virgin who'd faint at the mention of sex. out again for her to sleep with me?" (The song "The Impossible Dream" comes to mind.) It's hard to remain on a pedestal, but it seems Haiku Man It's yet another example of the old virgin-whore unfair that you're either up there (virgin) or in the dichotomy. Everywhere — in literature, on TV, in depths of depravity (whore). In the process of trying to find interesting student movies — women are seen as Very Good, or Very, It'd IK nice to comprise an attractive mix of gixxl- poets for the Pop story on page 15, we discovered a Very Bad. The Very Good follow rules to a frustrating ness and badness with a little mystery sprinkled in. Chicago performer who is. at once, charming, clever and extent, while the Very, Very Bad ignore them entirely. Sometimes I'm so idealistic I make myself sick. deeply, deeply disturbing. Older generations termed the former The Marrying He's Dan. Dan the Haiku Man. and several times a Kind and didn't speak of the latter above a whisper. ■ Jeanne Fugate, The Daily Tar Heel, U. of North week he performs at various coffeehouses and bars with It's unfortunate, but no matter what the latest fem- Carolina, Chapel Hill his "haiku belt" — a bandoleer of notebooks containing more than 200 original haiku — draped over an Ozzy Freshman Fifteen Grant Corley, Collegiate Times, Virginia Tech Osboume T-shirt. Some of Dan's haiku catagorisi: "Love and Relationships.- "Angry Young Man Haiku" and "How F—ked Up Was i?" A sampler: The sun sMnesonme iSEXESL* i fi"BHWJw» I ABOUT mrcojue man I watch Doogla I lower In th0 awtaWnOOOf. ■N does, too." Dan says. "The 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. TV time slot Is a huge catalyst for ma creatively. Happy Days. Golden Girts...." And Dan's seta potWcal protest haiku: How you would Mka a Scuff mark in the mkktte of Your head goddammit? "They're all strictly 17 syftaMes." Dan says. "I'm a suriet.- 30 • LI. 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