'
P»g»1g • THE VILLANOVAN • March 24, 1976
/ Applications for Orientation Counselors for the up-coming fresh- man orientation will be available from March 24 and due April Ist. These must be returned by 5:00 p.m. of April Ist. Absolutely no late ap- ROCK OUa00tfteii Adfi plications will be accepted. All those interested may pick up ap- plicatitHis in the student activities office, second floor of Dougherty T-SHIRTS Hall. Interviews will be from April 4th to the 7th — please make ap- Almost 150 different National Company Looking pointments when applications are returned. 't-\ ;• For designs at very good quality people with ambition and March 29th a meeting of all previous O.C.'s interested in par- vision to grow in expanding field. Low ticipating in Orientation '76 will be held in the West Lounge prices. Send 25c for investment, high return, quick ad- (Dougherty Hall) at 7:30 p.m. complete Illustrated vancement. All those interested call Fred at ext. 595 between 10;00 a.m. and Final list of O.C.'s '76 will be posted April 9th at 6:00 p.m. outside 1:00 p.m. ''.. -:'."^^-:.''^'\'^ ./.', catalog. .of the Union office." v-:''m '-•'•^••-.*'-?-..,'V'
COSMIC RAINBOW I will pay $3 and up for any 216 W. JACKSON BLVD. RCA "45" RPM raconi player or 45-AM radio combination. SUITE 612 Contact DESK C-18 Kurt Mayro CHICAGO CL 9-2309 after 7 pjn. J ILLINOIS 60606 The Campus Corner College teacher with Ph.D. In "SLOW DEATH" mathematics desires tutoring LA 5-9466 work. F^ $10 per hr. Will Bishop Thomas Gumbleton, travel to campus, fee $12 per Diocese of Detroit, Michigan hr. Call 353-2139. addresses the issue of 'yfi.'^' i hunger. The tailc will t>egin at if 2:30, Mon., March 29th in the The Seibu-Kan/Vlllahova Karate Club INTERESTED West Lounge of Dougherty IN NO-FRILLS and Karate Team Proudly Present v Hall. LOW COST JET TRAVEL to Europe, Africa, the Middle East, the Far East? Educa- tional Flights has Papers Typed been help- SPRING KARATE FEST ing people travel on a budget Professional Quality with maximum flexibility and SATURDAY, 27 MARCH, 1976 • minimum $1.00 per paga hassle for six VILLANOVA BICENTENNIAL AMATEUR years. For more info call toll OPEN AND COLLEGIATE-TEAM 688-2542 free 800-223-5569.
RELD HOUSE 11 A.M. -6P.IM. University of • Free Style Fighting • Form • Weapons • Karate • Kung-Fu • Tae-Kwon-Do • REFRESHMENTS • Free Parlting. San Fernando Valley GENERAL ADMISSION Day Only — $2 Adults • $1 Children Evening Pro Bouts Only $5 Adults • $3 Children COLLEGE OF UW Combined — $6 Adults • $3 Children Announcing: Student Admission (With V.U. I.D. Card Only) FALL SEMESTER 1976 Day $1 • Evening Pro Bouts $3 K,, .', • Full-time 3-year day program Amateur Black Belt Finals • Part-time day and evening programs at Evening with Pro Fights The school is FULLY ACCREDITED by the Committee oi B.u Ex.iminers, Stale Bar of C.ilitornia. Tel: (213)894-5711
SOPHOMORES ORDER NOW FOR FALL DELIVERY
APRIL-26, 27, 28 ft 29 SEPT.— 27, 28 ft 29 DEPOSIT $10.00: : JUNIORS & SENIORS 'f ORDER NOW FOR CURRENT DELIVERY SAMPLES ON DISPLAY AT UNIVERSITY SHOP DIEGES & CLUST:
I
- a yi-'-J.-^-l^' ' ' 1
» ,vit*\7'~j.V'C: i(il''7,:>.'. .M?:
« » Odds, Ends and ilMCtl tl, IfJf • THl ViLUMiOViiM • Fft Cherry Stresses Shapp, Nader to ortunities On Saturday, April 10, the Villanova Singers choral group Practicality With Speak at will host the Molloy College Glee Consumer Advocate Ralph club in their annual Spring Con- Nader will be honored by the cert in St. Mary's Chapel. The Villanova Consumer Society April \ » concert will feature Leonard Liberal Arts Education Symposium 6th in the Field House. Bernstein's "Chichester Psalms" He will be accepting and selections an award for the from "West Side at 10:00 National Commerce Leadership The English and Political be held in the Field House Story." The concert begins at 8:(K) Society By TONY FIORENZA Science departments of Villanova a.m. and 10:30 a.m. respectively, p.m. and admission for "A Decade of Out- is free. are co-sponsoring a bicentennial while Garfield and Lewis will standing and Dynamic Service to Insult Me No More symposium entitled "Aspects of speak in the East Lounge I the American Consumer." This semester's fifth Small Talk Dr. Cherry dispelled the idea of Howard F. Riley Change in America Over 200 Dougherty Hall at 2:30 on Wed- There will be a meeting for all The presentation is in con- was featured in Dougherty's North liberal arts being an "expensive Years." The talks, scheduled for nesday and Thursday. those interested in joining the junction with the Political Science Lounge on Tuesday, March 23. Dr. luxury." He said that "liberal arts 5th, is being run An informal seminar session I could really kill myself. 1 mean, here I am, the world's foremost the week of April marching and concerts bands, rifle and English departments Bicen- Charles Cherry of the Honors is practical and more career- Riley Dead college basketball fanatic, with the by Dr. Delano from English and made up of selected English and team, flag team, or twirlers for the tennial Lectures. Villanova is NCAA championship here in Department presented his topic, oriented than a specific major." Political Science majors will be presenting Philadelphia and I didn't bother to buy a ticket. Boy was that Dr. Hahn from Political Science. 1976-77 season tonight at 7 p.m. in the first such award to dumb. "The Dollars and Sense of a He added that the practicality at 61 conducted following each talk, To make matters worse, I had to suffer through According to Dr. Delano, the ob- St, Mary's Auditorium. Nader, ten years after the Curt Gowdy and Liberal Arts Education," to a was not immediately realized. his idiotic Howard F. Riley, associate ject of the symposium is to "create with the exception of the Shapp publication of his "Unsafe At Any commentary about someone's grandmother who once had group of 20 students. Adhering to the belief that liberal dinner with John Wooden's father. professor of Business Law in the a dialogue" in order to determine presentation. To apply for the Speed." He continuously comes up with such arts is "learning how to learn," he College of Commerce and Finance, "how much our government has seminars, students should contact Past recipients have been Gov. nifty bits of trivia that he repeats it several times during the game. In expressed the theory of an arts Mrs. Denise McHugh and Mr. fact, we learned Dr. Cherry began his discussion died suddenly at his home in West influenced what we have done in their appropriate department Milton Shapp in 1974 and former on no less than five separate occasions that Andre education: "to be something, not Paul Hudecek will relate their ex- McCarter is returning to with a quotation by Caroline Berg, Chester on Sunday. He was 61 the past and where we will be secretary and register for two of Public Utility Commissioner Her- his home in Philadelphia where he played high to do something." periences since graduating from years old. going in the future. the three seminars. On Friday, bert Denenberg last year. school ball at Overbrook High, THE SAME PLACE WHERE WILT i "College has very little, if any af- Villanova and Joseph Corcoran, fect on people or things." He Mr. Riley, who had taught at The first of a series of four lec- April 9th a session will be con- CHAMBERLAIN played. Get off it Curt, even my cat knows that. Dr. Cherry alluded to his con- for the years, tie any loose director of the Career Develop- Not only are his supposed insights sickening, but he doesn't even dismissed this notion by Villanova past 22 tures will be on April 5th by ducted to together Ralph Nader versations with personnel ment Center, and Nicholas know what is remarking that college is "four earned his B.A. at St. Joseph's Governor Milton Shapp, who will ends. Admission to the formal going on during the game. He got so excited at the begin- managers who agree that a certain Travaglini will talk about the job ning of the years of relatively unemcumbered College in 1936. A scholar -athlete, address the theme of government. presentations is free and open to UCLA-Indiana game that when Indiana scored the first percentage of promotions are market. Mr. Travaglini is a basket he proclaimed in true Gowdy fashion, expanse to people and ideas, he played basketball and ran track Following Shapp on the 6th, will the public. "And UCLA takes the . . . based on the ability to com- A Speakers bureau has been great op- Villanova alumnus who graduated er is behind 2-0." Way to cover up Curt, you're a real pro. making a person more fulfilled as while graduating with honors. Mr. be consumer advocate Ralph Dr. Delano expressed The Economics Society will municate. He evidenced that the established at Villanova Univer- from the Univer- timism for the program as he feels as a General Arts major in 1951, Why does NBC always get the NCAA finals only to have Curt an individual." Riley graduated Nader talking on technology, hold a meeting in the Alumni '« "generalist is ahead in this sity which will make available to sity Pennsylvania School in 7th they have put together a "super and who has been active in the Gowdy broadcast the greatest sporting event of the year? Another net- of Law author Brian Garfield on the House on Tuesday, April 6 at 7 respect," because of the diver- the public the services of faculty earned a Masters of mythology package" which could be quite mid-management placement field. work, ABC, fortunately has saved our Monday nights this 1939, and will speak on American .>j p.m. The program will include summer by He mentioned that there was a sified list of options and electives his firm, Travaglini members whose expertise and Science degree at Villanova in will conclude on beneficial for all students. The He heads own buying the rights to Monday Night Baseball. I'll miss Joe Gargiola's and Claude Lewis election of pfficers, discussion decline of 500 students in the available. Associates, with offices in New educational backgrounds cover a 1962. the 6th with the theme of talks should be viewed as "a force bubble gum blowing contest, but I got a Tittle tired of listening to him major of liberal arts at Villanova with two former economics majors broad spectrum of topics. York City and Chester Springs, talk about all He is survived by his wife, ethnicity. in seeing what we are and where those great former players while Reggie Jackson hits a from the fall of '71 to the fall of and a discussion of job op- The speakers bureau is a com- Dr. Cherry observed that em- Pa., and will have valuable in- 450 foot home run. Georgeanna, and six children. The Shapp and Nader tallcs will we will be going." portunities on the current job '75. He offered the economy as the to munity service provided by ployers are seeking applicants who for the faculty, staff formation for those expecting Anyway, back to our old friend Curt. Who could forget Little "Speaking '>,'.'/ • Otto in market. ;. ,/ :": >• reason of student reduction enter the labor market. Villanova, bringing to the public have demonstrated "broadness in and students of the College of Petty and the constant reminder of how small he was. After a while, I stated that many the liberal arts. He educational resources and ser- curriculum, elective judicious- Commerce and Finance, we are The Celtic Society presents O'Donnell thought "Little" was his first name. It was interesting how he started students "want to move into areas Eugene and Mick Maloney vices of the university. ness, and participation in extra- deeply saddened at the death of out the finals at 5'9" during the first game, but in the finals he suddenly thus con- for a concert of Irish Folk Music. Eugene and Mick are well known than which are useful," More 45 faculty members 5'4". curricular activities." "Al- Dr. Riley," commented C&F Dean from playing at the Philadelphia Folk Fair, the Irish Jubilee in Bar- shrank to Way to go Curt. the opinion that liberal are registered with the speakers testing though things are not that And Fr. Philip Barrett, "he was an ex- nesville, Pennsylvania, and many other musical events. It will be at remember that 1971 final between UCLA and Villanova when arts is a preparation for a useless bureau, which is coordinated easy," concluded, "there are by he cellent teacher with more than Villanova's Dougherty Hall on April 6th, starting at 8 p.m. Admission is GRAND the Wildcats only had seven players dressed for the championship existence. OPENING the university's Office of Public arts majors." jobs for liberal twenty years of service." one dollar, all are invited to attend. Refreshments will be available. game? Curt had a field day. Villanova's injury problem was tailor made and Relations. for some of Gowdy's better comments. Gowdy loved pronouncing Hank The bureau lists 30 general Simieinitbwski's name so much that it changed every time he scored. of topics and more than 130 separate r Can you imagine if Gowdy had the pleasure to broadcast Villanova g.D. Sachs subjects. The subjects range from games this year with the Herrons? He would think that he had died and "America's Cartoon Heritage" to BEErSTElE^KABUKS gone to broadcaster's heaven. f APRIL 1st "The Supreme Court" to "Black Monday night during the final game was the worst of all. I think Holes" in astronomy. Join the Class Crowd. that if he mentioned the fact that both teams were from the same con- Sn W. 1«E., Business groups, parents LMUSTHI nvN ference one more time, I would have crammed the microphone through organizations, schools, (Ntit iMf !• thf "MIIN POIIT") the most convenient opening. Thank goodness Rutgers didn't make it LIVE MUSIC professional societies or any And we're celebrating because two undefeated teams would have been too much, even for public service group may secure Gowdy. Fridays at our move to the "Main Line" the services of a member of the ' Tuesday thru Curt, of course, doesn't restrict himself to basketball and baseball, Sunday Villanova University Speakers but he is indeed a triple threat man with his already famous football in- with a Super Sale Bureau by contacting the Public sights. Poor Curt had a rough time last year, though, because his all- in our new store only! Relations Office, 527-2100, ex- time favorite, Nick Buonticonti was injured LIborty Bell Park the entire season. However, tension 345. the year wasn't a total loss because he still had the "dart thrower" Ken A booklet listing Show us your ID and the coupons below and we'll show you 2 free Grandstand speakers and Stabler. , Savings to their subjects is available upon admissions. You can't beat the price. Or the action. 10 heart-pounding races . . . It is constantly amazing how such a useless broadcaster manages request. eleven places to eat (everything from franks steamed In beer to Gourmet Dining) year after year to botch up the most important games. He must have . . . and the whole evening for whatever turns you on. Eat, drink, scan the line, one time known the brother of the uncle of a big NBC executive. Curt, scream at the top of your lungs, singly or in pairs. You just won't find so much for and more I've had enough. 40% so little anywhere. See you this Friday? Curt should stay in the Florida Keys fishing with Ernest Borgnine. The World Order Research In- As for me, I think next year I'll on tho finttt go to Atlanta. namtt In stitute of Villanova University has backpackinc, hiking, been awarded a $9,500 grant from
V. t V. ) moyntainatrini . . , the Public Committee for the G. O.P. ers Re-elected things for outdoor Humanities in Pennsylvania, an UBERTYBELL Neal M. Osten, chairman of the activo pooplo. affiliate of the National En- Chairman of the Republican Mid-Atlantic College .V dowment for the Humanities, to Federation of Council of Pennsylvania College and served as Pa. state Wo'ro tho only • conduct a three-part public policy Republicans and Michael coor- Tucker, director of the Federation dinator of the Drew Lewis for compioto outfittort Forum on the subject "GETTING J were unanimously re-elected Governor Committee. He is in tho Doiawaro THE WORLD TO WORK: What at CIULICE' POST TIME TUES. THRU SAT. 8 PM SUNDAY 7 PM Work Means in Hard Times." The the annual Mid-Atlantic Con- currently a graduate student at Valloy ... and now Nitely Ooubia Exactas Big Perfecta Wagering Forum will be held at the vention held recently. the State University of New York PRESENT AT GRANDSTAND GATE wo havo TWO 6REAT at CLIP COUPON AND Villanova Law School on April 9, The Mid-Atlantic Federation of Albany. STORES to torvo-you. T 1 24" and May 7. College Republicans represents Tucker, a senior at Villanova, r According to Institute Director campus organizations from New has served as president and vice I I I York, Jersey, president of the College ID Night College IDmght I New Pennsylvania Villanova College SPECIALS I I John J. Logue, the Forum "will try
to put the problem of the and Delaware at the regional and Republicans. He was active in the Good on Friday Night Only I I Good on Friday Night Only I allocation of work in Pennsylvania the national level. In their 1974 Gubernatorial race as an March 26, April 2, 9 and 16 March 26, April 2, 9 and 16 WILDERNESS • • SUNDAY: I I into capacities, both Osten and Tucker area college coordinator for Drew I.D. a world perspective." He St«ak Dinner I Sachs OUTFITTERS Tues: I added, "We hope that the ex- are voting members of the College Lewis. In addition to serving as ADMISSION COUPON ! ADMISSION COUPON 1 V»fd by Phll><»l»hl« Magwtin* at * 1 [ WMmrtftt Owtf It fr f th« mrmm. periences of other societies will Republican National Committee. director of the Mid-Atlantic 3-5 NIGHT 1399 This Coupon good for one free Grand- This Coupon good for one free Grand- stand admission on the above dates only. 1 stand admission on the above dates only. provide a perspective to our Osten, a 1975 Villanova Federation of College Re- 10 Penn ValUy Drive 880 W. LancatUr Avt. Incl. Wln«, B««r, Sangria Only 2 coupons honored with each ID Only 2 coupons honored with each 10 publicans, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. 1 YardUy, Pa. Bryn discussion of the pressing problem graduate, has long been active in he also is the vice 19067 Mawr, Pa. 19010 (All Card. Card. chairman of the Republican You Can Drinic) 1 I (21S) 493-4536 (215) 527-3616 of work, its allocation and its Republican politics. A founder of NIGHT HARNESS RACING AT NIGHT HARNESS RACING AT Wed: Plus Salad Bar MOM.. TNURt., rRI. I0-* MON., WED., PRI. 10-9 value." the Villanova College Republicans College Council of Pennsylvania. 1 I TUES., WED., SAT. lO-SiSO TUES., LIBERTY BELL PARK LIBERTY BELL PARK ,^.,| li TNURS.. SAT. lO-StSO He was recently appointed to I "LADIES NIGHT" and Balced Potato i^.,.. SUN. 12S CLOSED SUNDAY The April 24 session of the in 1972, he later served as POST 8 PM (VU; I POST 8 PM (VU| serve treasurer and president. as a campaign advisor ot Forum is open to all Penn- Off Route 202 it STOP IN or SEND for FREE BROCHURE if Senator James L. Buckley's Warner Road sylvanians. Pennsylvania Law admits persons 18 years of age Minors 10 to 17 admitted In 1974, Osten was elected reelection campaign in New York. King Of Prussia at regular admission prices when accompanied by parent or guardian. .» .» .» -•."A'-V. i\ — . .
March 31, IfFi • THE Pay 4 • THE VILLANOVAN • March 31, 1976 A VILLANOVAN • PmtmS
• v ' " J 9S8SSS@SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS8SSSSS^SSSSSS@SSSS!SS» ^SSS88SS8SSS&S&SSS8&S&88SSSS@8S&S^&SSSS@SS@&SSS& Day Of Decision Letters KHSiiFr
• '," To the Editors: Election Day, S.G.A. -style, has arrived, the day when that apathy that It is with a great deal of sincerity that I has not improved but gotten worse;! He I used to draw kudos from this McCarthy and tears from Van Buren can for take the time to address a most serious made mention of the fact that at the end of is something the University S.G.A. once be accurately measured The one issue that draws that at one time or another every could work on. I feel confident the ad- a more or less problem the year the library employs extra help to \ ,%* ministration universal student has or will experience. The ex- scan over encyclopedias in an effort to and faculty would lend support response from the student body is parietals, but as one in to is that of turning to establishing some type of action in order senatorial candidate so aptly it, perience that I refer locate missing pages. Last year alone some To the Editor: put parietals is like the weather; everyone to stop the existing a specific topic in a periodical or en- 1700 pages in our encyclopedias were torn problem. complains it, I take umbrage with your article No about though there isn't much that can be done to change it. In closing maybe this < 1 k cyclopedia in our Library and finding that out. I might point out that it is through this quotation will place News Is Bad News. Editorials, as well leaves us the as Which wondering what all those candidates really hope to page or pages missing. process by which the library attempts to matter in its proper perspective. "The news items in a newspaper true implicitly accomplish next year in their roles as student representatives. • Nothing can be more depressing than to replace the materials taken, needless university of these days is a collection No doubt to say suggest that facts have been checked before of books." there are the usual number of receive an assignment which requires it is costly and many times articles are not — Carlyle opportunists hungry for resume material publication. In this instance, your article is i ^* research only to find that the subject replaceable. must to realize Mike Stutzke among the current crop of candidates, along with One come the misleading. The facts are that the Seaate the requisite number of material has been ripped away by someone cost of an education will not get cheaper if Class of '76 meeting of March 19th' was cancelled fools, damn fools, and scoundrels. One observation, courtesy of our roving who has placed himself/herself above the we are constantly replacing that which we because the various projects Senate com- reporters: more students seem personally acquainted with the candidates rest of us and allowed their greed to deny once had. mittees were working on were not ready for this year than in past years, as is evidenced by a proliferation of campaign other students the right to the materials Is there a to remedy the situation? I To the Editor: presentation at that particular meeting. material on doors in provided by this University. think there is, perhaps this letter will reach many dorms (at this point, it appears that only the I am writing this letter to the Villanovan The meeting was not called of because In plain words those who are taking the those responsible and they in turn will stop men of Simpson Hall have opted for an apolitical stance). concerning the discontent which is so Senate members were idly sitting by — the articles and tearing pages from the are extracting that which is to be shared by all. Despite what evident in the Villanova community. This opposite is the case. The Academic Policy you may have heard, neither presidential candidate is a "stealing." I cannot come to terms with the Another course of action pointed out to frustration between the administration and Committee has just completed its work on a liar or a flaming radical. However, while we'll dispense for once with any fact that there are fellow students who me by Father Rongione is that if a student students must desist because everyone con- Cheating and Plagiarism Policy and this sniping at the S.G.A. piano players, we would like to offer some would stoop to steal from a library, the very finds pages or articles missing bring it to cerned will suffer irreparably. Derision has been presented to the Senate for ap- suggestions to the source from which our knowledge is gained. the attention of the library assistants who presidential candidates in particular. The Student divides, cooperation unites. Sharing and un- proval at its next meeting. Student Life Are they in fact too lazy to take notes or in turn will make an effort to get copies ob- Government Association — that amorphous group of senators, committee derstanding are essential before irrevocable Committee is resubmitting the Disciplinary even yet spend 5c to make a opy? This ap- tained so that they can be made available members, and change comes to pass. The objectives of the Review Charter. Other projects being con- hangers-on — has been rife with dissension during the past parently is the case. again. Such initiative on your part will Villanova community can be fulfilled to sidered are constitutional revisions, course- two years. Personal conflicts and ideological incompatibility have com- Recently I took my feelings to the head enable a fellow student to increase his everyone's satisfaction, but a foundation teacher evaluations, evaluation of Deans, ' bined to drag the S.G.A. 's effectiveness rating to a new low. librarian Father Rongione, who, in my knowledge and avoid frustration of finding must be laid first. An integral part of this restructuring of the Graduate Committee, opinion addressed that an article is The new S.G.A. President must attempt to change that organization the problem in a most gone. • V * foundation is the S.G.A. elections which are an in-depth examination of all Standing open and honest manner. Admitting we And finally there is a need for strict en- into a more coherent voice for student interests. However, he or she might drawing very near to us. Participation in Committees, research of facilities for the have a serious problem, it is not one which forcement And punishment for those caught try avoiding the more questionable methods of uniting opinion, such as these elections is a dire necessity for all. handicapped, the Student Bill of Rights, The Rights Of Spring ? started over night, he stated the situation in the act of the above mentioned. Perhaps The following passage is the type of long range planning, etc., etc., etc. stacking committees with friendly lackeys or ostracizing unpopular mem- thinking and attitude that everyone must These are a few of the on-going projects. bers. Somehow, the members of the S.G.A. have to start getting along with share at Villanova to bring stability and To suggest that the Senate or its com- The cover page of last week's Well, four hundred people out there each other and tolerating serious dissent (yea, even that dissent which success to our community. mittees are accepting the status quo is a Villanovan highlighted The Kites of cups, doesn't means four hundred originates in these columns). gross misrepresentation of fact. The Senate Spring, with a photo collage of some it? Or maybe we think that the Come to think of it, this tall I know a lot of people who think like me. and its committees are and will continue to would be a order for Gandhi, not to men- spring scenes on campus. Last goes away by itself. We vitally trash just tion two very omein That this world could be a place that's filled be concerned about the Villanova competent candidates like Ms. Fagan and Mr. Donato. To _ Friday's warm temperatures and hate to disillusion those of you who with harmony. community since we are its representatives. the winner, then, good luck. To the loser, don't fret; this may be the Warren O. Richardson bright rays only proved our point. still believe in fairies, but people luckiest day of your life. First, there's a lot of things we've got to Chairman We did, however, miss one im- have to pick that junk up. And kid- rearrange, Villanova University Senate portant aspect of the Annual Main dies, those people have to be paid, the fece Put an end hate and lies so peace can come the (Jmflation. Line Spring Festival. Garbage. Not another dip into the not-so- - meaning X i^'f «»;*«;'-v*i and truth shall reign. GY^lanovan a very springlike idea, is it? Maybe golden pot of tuitions. ^v- not, but very much a part of the why cQiior-in^niwi ...••••••••••«•••••>•*••••••....•...«• Sometimes the road gets a little bit rough, Concerning Yet, the overriding reason *....ii^.., ...... Rob0rt ConrMl Plying home Associate Editors ...... /» ...... > Kennedy, Rick economically The Freedom Faxe. Your strength is all gone and you've had Villanova vernal scene. Villanova students act like hogs on John Lloyd Managing Editor ..••• i is simple when you take off enough, ..v^* f .^v.^i'^fy. i:«*:fi •,»,* Richard Trevor It's brand new, offering up At about 1:30 p.m. last Friday, weekend binge is because they a Businass Managers , V* * . « • • . . . . •V^ t ^ f^^^^if^'i^i,*^-,^^ Luann Beidier, Bill Shorb on Allegheny. And take ad- But there's people who win without makin' to 3Q^ savings befbre June 1 Kennedy Mall appeared to be a nir- just don't care. It is somewhat hard fists. r vantage of the big choice Entertainment Editors .\ of and after September 15. of college existence. Classes would sit in Paul Lloyd, Ron Rolleston Dur- Our world won't survive 'less vana to believe that someone we think like Sports Editors. . discount air travel plans. ing Your . .>,•** v#:^*y«*>v« ••i>»*^»<>.**^ ...•«4*:>w. . . Rich Kraft, Tony DiFrancesoo the summer seaaon, the this. I were the farthest things from most his front yard at home and leave ivKMierator For instance: a.^ •'.•,»'•**;•'•.» ••w •''•.it-*'ii| •^^'•'•'•^vv* •'V* Ms. June W. Lytel discount is 20%, Freedom Fare people's minds, and in a time- out for the neighbors to see. garbage Photography Editor...... I;... :.r..^. :..... v... v.... Hank Cutler seating is limited on each I can't imagine any greater need tradition, we turned out in The Liberty Fare. ^ honored Things are no different here. GENERAL STAFF Than to treat each other like we'd like to flight, so advance reserva- force. Guitars, Frisbees, shorts and Saturdays in the spring are Edmund McMahon, Frank McNamara, Liz Golden. John Sardella, Peter Grimes, John Murphy, You can go home and a lot tions and pre-purchase of be, Andra Irovanda, Vernon Ralph, T«rri Prygon, Bernie Valente, Roger Doty, Ed Broom, Bob Enderle, Future bicycles . . . good God, it should traditionally big visiting days fof It's a gas just knowin' what is yet to come, McDaniel, Elaine Skoronski, Rob Stevens. of other places besides, with tickets are required. Good Aftan Chowansky, Kevin Plunkett, Jay Gardner, Jack Not unless we get together, one by one. have been Freshman Candidates' parents, friends and prospective Patrice O'Regan, Tony Fk>renza, Sharon O'Grady. Phil Portantino. unlimited air travel at one, everywhere, except Canada. Day! students. When these visitors to The VILLANOVAN is published weekly during the school year except Thanksgiving. Did you ever sit and low price. You get a choice of wonder about your Christmas and Easter Vacattons; also Mid-term and final exam perkKls by the undergraduate ;V The Wteekend Plan. We'll pray for a day when all men are free. Later, at about 4:30 p.m., was a Villanova are greeted by the future? What exactly you will be doing five students of Villanova University. Opintons expressed herein do not necessarily reflect the offi- plems, too. 7 days fbr |135, And people can live like they're meant to years from today? Well, on Thursday, April completely different story. The remains of what looks like a lower- cial views of the University. 14 days fbr <155, or 21 days- Take off as early as 7 PM be. 8, 1976 from 10:00 to 12:00 in the North described idyllic scene • previously Woodstock, it lowers the ; class fbr |185. Grood everywhere we Friday—return as late as Meanwhile, it's all up to you and me, Lounge of Dougherty Hall, you'll have an plethora nopn Monday sjid save up to Start workin' together towards this dream. was replaced by a veritable image of both Villanova University fly, except Canada. Advance opportunity to learn more about the future Letters As long as there is a and Editor: ray of hope. of plastic cups, paper napkins and its students . . . meaning you, To the 2b% roundtrip between our and what it holds for you. purchase required. school — or at least it should be. Actions , Lord, I don't mind doin' my work. bottles. As U.S. cities. Good anytime A seminar entitled "Career Op- not a few empty Bud us and the guy next to you in ac- Light up the way to brotherhood, It is common ritual on the weekend that such as those exhibited in the dorms and in Group 4 to 9 including portunities in Financial Areas" has been usual, Villanova students displayed counting class. holiday weekends Help us to make His dream understood. Sheehan Hall — its grounds, stairwells, Tolentine and Hartley makes one wonder if arranged by with advance reservations Dr. James Clarke of the their well-known sense of class. The All it takes is a little time, a little lounges and hallways — turns into a gar- the student really cares at all. The student Groups of 4 to 9 save up to Economics Department, to give the student bage infested dwelling. This past weekend a sure can complain when no one gets and pre-purchase of tickets. As long as there is hope, resulting mess in the mall looked pride and a little energy. It's really 20% roundtrip between any a more intensive look at what the future has new garbage item was found which doubled anything accomplished for him, and yet he I've gotta wait my turn, wait my turn, 'til I like the place had just been deserted not all that much to ask. We have at It's to offer. of our U.S. cities. Simply , your move. the debris surrounding our humble abode, turns right around and ruins the spirit of can vote. a flock of Bedouin sheepherders, Villanova the nicest campus in the He has asked four guest speakers to ap- by make reservations and pur- See your Travel Agent fbr Thanks for listening, and remember The Election Campaign poster was the new the candidates who are trying to help him. a group of supposedly "con- area (don't laugh . . . pear and talk with you regarding the dif- not Philadelphia target for demise. Why anyone would get reevaluation of the students' actions is cheise tickets 48 hours in complete details on our dis- Vote! A ferent areas of employment and the cerned" college students. just visit Temple or La Salle). Let's enjoyment out of ripping down and defacing desperately needed. The student must adveuice- -and travel to- A Ray of Hope count air travel plans. Or educational preparations they require. Asst. Perhaps we feel that it's only one it way. the posters is very questionable. The cam- discover that if they're demanding rights, gether. (The Rascals, 1969) try to keep that Our Group 10 Pldn call Allegheny. Well show Vice President and Sales Manager F. paign signs are very important to each and they must not destroy the hopes and Sincerely, little cup, so what harm can it do? V.J.R. saves larger groups up to you how to fly in ffece Warren Moore, from Merrill Lynch, the Tim Barrow will every candidate. Hard work and much property of those individuals fighting so 33-l/3)K roundtrip. discuss the opportunities with a brokerage money go into their creation and they hold a strongly for the needed rights. torn-in- : . A of inflation. - -^-v;^ Class of 78* firm; John Quindlen, from ;•"»'.' DuPont, will promise for the candidate's election. To half Fagan or Donato campaign poster will .•. .;'.''••'',<; V.''. V,.;;". i develop the •"..' ,; - career opportunities ' "'^.'''\- " in cor- tear them to shreds and to write obscenities not suffice aiming towards a unity at • when . , 'i'-'-. v>';>i BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY porate finance; and John M. Kellogg Jr., The Disciplinary Review Board (DRB) is a fact-finding board com- on them is an insult to the candidates who this University ... it is time that we Fares subject to change without notice. Regional Vice President from Provident posed of representatives of the Administration, Faculty, and Student are trying so hard to advance the student awaketl to the need for a oneness in our National Bank will explain careers in the . . . and that's the thanks they get! Body. The board's function is to review disciplinary cases of a serious college community. ' » Stuff Envelopes banking area. Finally, Miss Mary Hugues, a Election time is an important time at our Carol Floreace nature. representative from Philadelphia National $25.00 PER HUNDRED Three positions are available for the Fall semester: student Bank will discuss specifics relating to two This year the Department of Economics will present two Adam Ifflmediate Earnings women in business. representatives and one student advisor (advises the accused). Smith awards to the students submitting the best research papers in So if you're a senior still in search of that Any student interested in a position the Send $1.00 To: on DRB, please submit a the field of Economics. The competition is open to all full4ime perfect job, a sophomore or junior won- *^ resume by April 5, to Karen Ratigan, Student Government Association dering exactly Villanova students: If there are any questions contact Professor Envelopes Dept. 612A what that perfect job is, or a (2nd floor of Dougherty), or Dr. Duffy, vice president for Student Affairs. freshman who still can't decide if it should Walsh, Department of Economics (B;>30). 102 Charles Street be Accounting, The resume should include: year, major, activities, and any additional in- Economics or. . .?; then stop Submit all papers to the C&F Secretaries Office, B310. (#7864) in on April Boston, Mass. 02114 8 and find out what the future formation. For more information contact Karen Ratigan, ext 539. Deadline. April 14, 1976. can be all about! 6 • IWWXANOVAN • MwoH t1. 19l« ;3r- NVAONVniA 3Hi Pag»7
««« The University ANS >->"','. Computer Activity announces a series of seminars • 1'. to be held in April. Students wishing to attend any of these seminars may do so by registering with the U.C. A. secretary. Room 63, Mendel non-resident? founding Hall, prior to the start of the seminar. Are you a Bored a fe^ years ago, ex- to the students. By supplying free Registration for each course will with life feel like be limited. Room numbers will on campus? Ever panding more ea6h year. entertainment, the ANS hopes to be available at registration. you're the only commuter at The purpose of the ANS is to stop the skyrocketing cost of 11 fear the ANS improve the latro. to PL/I Progranning Villanova? Never student life of non- dating. The ANS hopes that ^^m ~ For those with little or no previous experience in You've got to take drugs andlearn to love plastic LOU REED ^^ ^^ ^ ^ is here! What's an ANS? ANS resident and to coordinate social everyone had a great time. By the PL/I programming. ^ Instructor Suwalski. For Yellow-Dog Slime stands for the "Association of activities for non-residents. — Fridays — April 2 - April 30, 9:30-10:30 Your Home Two amount of people on the dance parody, vb. trans., fr. prec. To make a parody of; to imitatB in such k Non-Resident Students." It is a recent successes are the lounge in floor, it is safe to assume that they SPSS CoBcepti aad Facilities manner as to secure a ludicrous effect: to parody an author, poem, man- service organization to aid all non- Bartley Hall and the car -pool. The did. An Introduction for — New Users. A basic knowledge of Stat, is to ner, & c. (Webster's EKctionaiy) I resident students become more lounge in Bartley Hall was com- The ANS office is located in the necessary. centive, students have been told Instructor — McGee. Mondays, April 5, 12, 26, 10:30-11:30. involved in campus life. It has pleted this I year. It is a com- basement of Sullivan Hall, near that they will get all the benefits latrodttCtioB to been growing steadily since its fortable place to study or just to the yearbook office, and 370 Asseaibly Laogaafe meetings that Villanova has to offer, plus an sit and talk. The car — For persons interested in learning basic pool has been are held on Thursdays at 12:45 machine concepts and Goodbye, Villanova; very assembly language. Instructor unlimited supply of bug juice and an successful in matching up p.m. The office is open at most — McGee. Wednesday and Friday beginning April 7, 1:30-2:30. of King rides and riders. All those in- other times during the week. The autographed picture terested in learning more about ANS can representative Singers become successful in latro. to Fortraa Prograaimii^ Hollow Farouk. When OPEC I Froggy the Hello, carpool should seek details promoting your best interests only -- A basic introduction to asked if he had I*' programming using the Fortran-I V language. Suliman was And now ... a few words from anytime in the ANS office. if you share your ideas and No knowledge of computers or their operation is assumed. Instructor — By CHAIM POTOK thought up any ideas as to what the glee club. . . suggestions. This year more than ever, the Remember, the ANS Doviak. Monday, Wednesday, Friday 3:30-4:30, designed in April 5, April 26. In a stunning announcement, Froggy Hollow will be should be done with the current On February 26th Father Byr- ANS has attempted to acquaint is your organization, so come down I nes drew the latro. officials disclosed today an Arabian Nights motif, "Ya was student population, the ever witty winning ticket for non-residents with each other and and relax. Join us for a cup of cof- to Coarsewriter-lll university our Basket of Cheer. — An overview of the coursewriter-III expectin' maybe the Catskills," off The winner involve them in campus life. As in fee, and meet fellow commuters. computer assisted instruction that Villanova University had been Arab quipped, "Cut their heads was sophomore Marie Leddy. system; what it is, and how it could great im- the past, the ANS sponsored a relate to your academic discipline sold to a conglomerate of Mideast quipped Suliman in a and throw them to a pack of rabid We have some DISCOUNT ad- Instructor — Doviak. Wednesday, 10:30-11:30, Steak & Brew Feast. At this din- April 10, April 21. known collectively as the personation of George Jessel, in or- dogs." Sully was, of course, just mission tickets to Yillaaova's states, the Ardmore ner, which is partially subsidized College teacher wHh Ph.D. in Conpater System nations. (They're the buys der to make the wealthy guests feel joshing us, but he did express op- Ice Skating Rink. They can be mathemallct detlret — Session I will cover the facilities available to a user OPEC by the ANS, non-residents got to- tutoring of Villanova's why the purchased from Phyllis, «w)rK. Computer Center. Session 2 will present oil, cretin.) at home. When asked timism that students would become 223 gether and had a super time. The F^ $10 per hr. Will basic concepts of what is in- with the Sheehan, for travel volved in job or request had chosen to buy R $1.50. first dinner, held on to campus, fee $12 per processing. Instructor — Doviak. Thursday group of prominent ad- OPEC nations involved in the Augustinian-OPEC November 14, A Trustees react after Many people around hr. Call Friday, 11:30-12:30, April Board of campus was a success. The dinner was 353-2139. 22, April 23. ministrators, faculty members and Villanova over such prime real cross-cultural exchange and con- have University sale. been inquiring about our delicious, and what can one New say students, all of whom had attended estate as Los Almagordos, struction program. Projects cur- Spring Concerts. There will be at about all the beer and sangria you Minn, or Pitts- stage include least the meeting under the miscon- Mexico, Duluth, rently in the planning two (2) concerts at home. can drink during the meal? Guests As for what the current student They will about to see burgh, Pa., Suliman replied, "Well, the spur line to the Alaskan be held in St. Mary's seemed to enjoy themselves and ception that they were population at Villanova is supposed Chapel and admission is free. the new Linda this is an expensive proposition, and Pipeline, guaranteed to make those that stayed after dinner a private showing of to do, a variety of suggestions have Watch for dates and times posted found themselves "True we've got to cut corners somehow, Hollow self sufficient in its dancing to live Lovelace-John Wayne film offered. Present university of- Froggy around campus and in the been music. Because of the turn-out at sat in stunned surprise, and we decided that by buying energy needs until the next millen- Villanovan and in Throat," ficials hope that the students enroll the Union the last Steak & Brew, the ANS of Tony Martin Villanova we wouldn't have to im- Sharif-Rollie Calendar. We thank-you for your : (With the exception themselves in the camp's program nium and the Omar will hold another dinner in April. as enthusiasm and are irate, having given up a port any eunuchs for our harems, Sports'^ Complex and we working I Final details are not yet complete, who was as they get a fifteen percent com- Massimino hard to live to in already have lots of them here. up your ex- but all a on Bowling For Dollars you Mall, to be located questions can be answered guest shot mission from OPEC for every Shopping pectations. in the office. cinematic Strip. ANS ,>::.•; in order to wallow in the to the news that the that thev enroll. As an in- somewhere in the Gaza Our Spring repertoire will Reaction sucker be The ANS is in the process of effluvium) as Vice President for nations had purchased in salute to the BICENTENNIAL sponsoring disco dances. OPEC One hurty? •> If with songs Financial Affairs Fr. Mahoney generally favorable. representative of our dance was held on March 12. It Villanova was announcement and then Nation's musical development. took place in the West Lounge made the Fr. Byrnes, dean of student ac- Selections will include spirituals, to introduce the from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Blue Velvet, proceeded tivities, said, "This has to be the folk tunes, show tunes, and a team of disc jockeys, did a fine representative of the OPEC nations, ^' in Augustinian modern f greatest moment pop, and a special job of supplying the music. Suliman. Gamal O'Mara history since Martin Luther nailed arrangement of Yankee Doodle as Realizing that a lot of non- (call me Sully) who around Suliman to the created by our director, Mr. Her- residents commute because of the his ninety-five theses v» • astonishing resemblance bert Fiss. Watch for future an- high price of living on campus, bears an cathedral door at Wittenberg. Mem- nouncements. this dance was *^-. Durbin, immediately held at no expense '9*' to Deanna bers of Whiskey Company volun- with the Senior Nurses Club on Thursday, ingratiated himself teered to donate all their illegally Richard Speck will address the I humorous opening Speck's topic is entitled: "Self- audience by his ^^^^^^^ chemical defoliants, which April 1 at 8:00 p.m. in Bartley 112. Mr. l.„ U „„. "Kiss''Wic-o myrr\\r feet,fetif .... . « .,tmi- . coffee and donuts will be served. V as. invited,
it.. • ^m^.^^lh
i »
' '^^>ti~"»*:•:>«•
• NVAONVniA 3HL • Pag#8 «> • NVAdNVniAaHi Pg0»9 t. "i Senate Goes Sic Semper Daltonis Red-Blooded In just a few short weeks, Villanova University will suffer a loss Hollywood unlike any other the graduation of since Rex, the Wonder Yak (yes, he is Union an alumnus-Commerce & Finance, '61). John Tweed Dalton, Political By REX REED By IDI AMIN ^ Union flack, SGA honcho, and all-around bon vivant will be graduating Bored with Field House concerts, The Fools on Review Committee this May, with the class of 1976 (if they can stand it). dinner dances, Balloon Day, and car of the University Senate, better John is known to many as a tireless worker, a skillful administrator, raffles? Take heart, peasants! The * known as the Senate Bergere, has and the sacrificial clam of the dead but not forgotten Observer. Well, ex- Villanova Union, in its never-ending taken it upon itself to compile the cept for the last part, the preceding statement is totally false. John is ac- search for the complete en- changes in the rules, which, if adop- tually a scheming busybody who likes nothing better than to hang out dirty tertainment package, has an- ted by the Senate, will make for bet- Augustinian laundry. Nevertheless, he does serve a function around here, nounced an event guaranteed to ter meetings. The committee and the university should give careful consideration to his replacement in knock your socks off. Beginning suggests that the Senate's theme September, 1976. next Saturday, the Upion will spon- song be "Send in the Clowns," and For this reason, we, the editors and staff of the Villanovan, suggest sor a weekly contest entitled sim- that it be played at the beginning of that the university establish a John Tweed Dalton Memorial Fellowship. ply, "The Games." The aim of the each meeting. According to ad- This fellowship should be designed to allow a carefully chosen student of lohn Tweed Dalton and Friend. program will be to provide quality ministrative member Fr. Thomas Albanian extraction to perform the duties that John, the Mayor of Wildcat entertainment reminiscent of the To the Editor: Mahoney, "Don't bother, they're City, has performed for the past four glorious years. fun-filled days of Ancient Rome. Well, and is finally here." Also pending is an amend- me John out, A tentative schedule Orphans In The Storm The reasons for this fellowship are multiple. First, Fr. Driscoll is still has been ment that thanks to that nerd, Zimmerman. will require all Senate learning the job of university president, and without John around, Fr. drawn up which carries the program By BUSTER BINDING members to speak And we's all gonna truck on down to Latin at the President claims he'll just simply die." Secondly, there is no greater con- for six weeks. All of the events will Dean of Men Allan Wechsler revealed yesterday that, due to Philly for a little weekend hi-jinks, the meetings and use the he/she form duit for the passage of material and information than John Dalton be held in the football stadium critical situation in regard to on-campus housing, all those presently living if you get my jist, heh-heh. when he/she wishes to be excused (somewhat like the sewers of Rome). Thirdly, and most importantly, the which will be renamed **The on campus must vacate their rooms within the week. To ease the tran- for Anyways, we thought we'd go to one/two. In keeping with a Villanovan would have no one to pick on. Coliseum." The first three sition, however, Wechsler is presently working on plans to relocate all suggestion Kelly's. Last time I was in Philly, from Senator Maureen The qualifications for this position should be severe, due to the im- weekends will start the program off students involved. Tentative plans for relocation include one which would Fagan, the committee suggests that after my fight with Emile Griffith I Jerry "jMgs** lorgenson, new portance of the job. The student chosen must have proven ability to dodge with a bang (or, at least, a blood place all students in Assistant nearby department stores. Says Wechsler, "Just look all members learn the art of had a real good time there. Oh, by writing Dmib of Stndent Actfyities. Jerry, wlio is a classes on the pretense of working for the university. He must be willing to curdling scream). Three succeeding at all those display beds going to waste in these stores. If our deal with the minority reports. female the way, do them floozies from Har- When asked to impersonator, was discovered by a give up valuable class and study time to hob-nob with political semi- Saturdays will be used for an management goes through, we feel this will be the perfect answer to our comment on young NijGon devotee Miiie Tndier at tlie cum still cruise the place? So, see this Senator Fagan bigwigs, to learn the ins and outs of mimeographing, and to otherwise com- Elimination Gladiatorial Tourna- problems.** replied, convention of tiie Tliomas Aquinas all you folks there. Oh, one more *'Donde esta el bano?" port oneself in a manner totally distasteful and abrasive to his fellow ment. Every group on campus is Phiiosopiiicai and Surfing Society in Port- Temporarily sidelined is an equally promising plan which would Instead of an thing — tell that tuckey, Paul "The invited to inspirational prayer au-Prince. students. In short, the student must have the disposition of a hemorrhoid. enter a champion. Several require Jugs is eminently qualified as he students to sleep in their cars in the parking lot. Besides easing to open the Senate meeting, liosemont Rambler" McCabe if he pairings the campaigned for Barry Goldwater in 1964. In addition to these laudable qualities, the prospective Dalton must have already been an- the housing problem, this would also ease ain't got no Heineken on tap there's enforcement of parietal committee is suggesting that Jugs* only comment was: **l nounced. One match in particular haven*t been possess no taste or eye for fashion. He is encouraged to dress like a regulations, since it would only require three or four counselors with passages from this thrilled since Ian Hunter goosed me gonna be hair on the walls. Hod McKuen's latest displaced mobster waiting for the fifth at Hialeah. This student must also has attracted the interest of flashlights patrolling with his wawa pedal.** the lots. This plan was recently shot down however, attempts at poetry be read. Yours sincerely, gladiator fans throughout the When purchase a class ring big enough to choke a horse, and it must be pur- East. when the Public Health Department discovered that there were absolutely hearing this The Hurricane proposal Senator E. chased not later than October of his freshman year. The Union Champion, Igor **The no sanitary facilities available, and thus nixed the idea. Wechsler, though, Karen Ratigan said, *'I/me thought Zimmerman's Manse Polish Sausage" Shiopitski is *; > Most importantly, the appointed student must show the audacity to is reluctant to put the plan asidfe. "We feel that this plan would maximize we had agreed upon Lord Woodstock, New York scheduled to meet Byron." delve into the private business of any administrator, regardless of its Laxman Crothers the utility of this precious land space now being wasted on the empty cars. At lengthy meetings, those of the Lacrosse that run ACHTUNG delicacy or confidentiality. He must take up residency in Dougherty Hall, Team. The Sausage, Its close proximity to the main campus makes it the logical choice. We are more than fifteen minutes, No-Doz and just generally bug the living hell out of people. He must be obnoxious, who put "Float like a butterfly, at present appealing the decision Greetings to the People: of the Public Health Department. We will be passed out at recesses. stink like a zebra" on the lips of i vile, vindictive, smoke four packs of Marlboro 100s a day, and otherwise This is an urgent call for moral, feel that the lack of sanitary facilities This is is not a major issue and that their When asked to comment on this The Villanouan's school children everywhere, is un- act in a truly Daltonesque fashion. spiritual and financial support. It is decision was mainly of a political nature. ar^ confident parody issue. We that we will get proposal, Dr. Al Severance said, We hope that fA- defeated, with 47 kills under his By appointing a new John Tweed Dalton, Villanova University would necessary for you to back me up in a ruling in our favor. After all, is this God on our side, isn*t He?** "Kick 'em out of school." To which humble attempt at belt. Crothers, on the other hand, is be gaining a valuable asset and a significant liability as well. The our never-ending struggle against When asked to this a comment on plan, the majority of students rated it Dr. James Duffy replied, "I'll have humor will help you get something of a legend. In the past i i Villanovan strongly endorses the appointment of a new Dalton, if for no society peopled by counter- from "poor** to "incredibly bad.** An exception, however, were the to ask Allan about that." through this vale of tears, he The Fools other reason than to get the old one off our backs. has been known as a real crowd- residents of Corr Hall, productive Fascist pigs. The who look forward to the luxury of larger rooms. on Review suggest that : which a poet once called pleaser a committee L.S.M.F.T. whose performances have last resort diligent support of pinko. Com- A plan would have Villanova students fill the many vacant on student unrest be formed, and "life." None of the remarks drawn rave notices I everywhere he rooms at Death Valley University. munistic, limp-wristed rags like For ; contained some inexplicable reason this well- that Senator Jamie Fox chair the herein should be has played. Swinging a sword as if it your is essential part of known school located in the own an our middle I of Ronald Reagan-land has had dif- committee. "I missed my chance at construed as true or factual Lowdown were an artist's brush while singing Front Liej^e glorious revolution. ficulty filling its dorms. Wechsler considers this plan but are merely to be beneficial to Kent State," said Jamie, "but I *: the flights of "I Did It My Way," he never fails to Casimir the Belgian's Early Morn- In exchange, you will enjoy full both schools. Buses will leave every hour fancy on the hour in both directions to promise to make up for it at of a particularly i bring an audience to its feet. 4ty ing Line on Ego Handicap for enable students SGA visiting privileges at the Jack to attend classes and eat meals, which will still be served Villanova." bizarre group of individuals. The following two 3-year-olds: Scotts', your own Browning Saturdays on the Villanova > > campus. Even so, students are advised to leave Tuesdays If we offend anyone or any should be pure joy for participants To expedite the meeting and to Ratigan-2 to 5-a smart filly who's automatic rifle, and my personal and Thursdays free for travelling, and slightly more time for classes group, we take time in St. clarify the rules of order, the com- now to and spectators alike. A groClp of - ' :^-.^.:' ^r^'rvv^-;-::'- un on this track before. Should services in the closet of your choice. Mary's. . sincerely apologize for this i sniveling, pasty-skinned psychlblogy mittee suggests that the Polish easily overwhelm run the rest of Bill Walton sends his best. In general, students seem non- i to prefer this plan over the others, the malicious faux pas. In majors chosen purely at ra^om Rules for Parliamentary Procedure these spotty nags right into the Your sister, reason being the drastic improvement in social fact, this life. Death Valley is parody is not even Casimir tiM be adopted. This would necessitate ground. Belgian Tanya (Continued on page 10) generally considered to be an "in** place among college meant to be read, students. hiring a sergeant-at-arms but rather, to make Mamolou-even money-anybody who Byrnes is official starter. A variety of other plans have already been considered and discarded. placed at the bottom of your 4, > » sure all axes are ground before has the guts to put a picture of him- Christenson-lO to 1-has beautiful A SELF-SERVICE APOLOGY Chief among these was one which would have students be adopted into parakeet's cage, or used to i meetings, and purchasing three tape self on his posters local homes by posing as should be able to signs. Hopefully, they can be rolled We sincerely apologize to iQIvthe Vietnamese orphans. Also dropped from the list camouflage those four grams :¥: recorders from (oN«fMMd party) Rose Mary Woods. pull down a place. Unless, of course, burned slowly. the v> of prime sleep sites were the 30th Street of and (P.S. What train station, all-night diners, and Any senator rock*crystal cocaine you 4- able to understand the the voters have taken off their blin- hell does '*Sac 'em" mean, anyway?) tasteless, crass, revoltingly inane article the benches in Kennedy Mall. Wechsler toyed briefly with a plan bought from Kelso the I which Polish Rules will receive a letter Dwarf (rtici* n«m«) of i ders. McCormick-6-pack to 1 -especially if 4'9 would forbid students to sleep during the school year, but he felt that this in Room 2 Simpson Hall. commendation from Frank Rizzo. Bailey-18 to 1-his would simply give slogan is "Build polls are moved to the Beef. Has the in the issue of THE VILLANOVAN. In addWon. them more time to break importent school rules. Oh, by the way, if you*ve (d«M) Finally, the committee has i that bridge with Bailey.*' Sounds ethnic vote, and we don't mean Whatever decisions are finally made, Wechsler says that he will make read this overly wordy «l^ certain that every suggested that all senators be i more like an NRA slogan than the Hungarians. Should do well with we apologize to all those we may have offended by our lame and dis- student has a place to sleep, whether they like it or not. and blatantly maudlin at- m issued hats with holes in them to hi-sign of a winning candidate. Bros, and Little Sisters. tasteful attempts at satire, humor and general character assassination. And while making sure that the University passes this crisis successfully, tempt to curry your fancy, satisfy their penchant for talking Smith-14 to 1-Time, ability, and D. Smith-the only candidate in We regret any suffering our article may have caused and we ask Wechsler has also made sure that this problem will never rise up its ugly you*ve been listening to your through them, and that soundproof conviction. That one conviction Nursing Sweepstakes. Seems as your compassion because we are very, very sick people. -j head again. As of next fall, all incoming freshmen and transfer students Blue Oyster Cult "On Your (three to seven) Bicentennial will be required to bring booths be installed in the West should hold him though there's no **^ Vliianovan ^MI their own rooms with them. Feet Or On Your Knees" Pl««s# Indicate proper dtodplinary action: Lounge so back. spirit among the Bedpan Brigade. that senators may listen album with your headphones 4l< (mark only one with an X, either in bkx)d or ink) Gentile-stay *f' The Political Science Dept. to themselves talk. Mr. Warren ^ away from this one-San Vlad-running unopposed but Texas will sponsor a Bicentennial Lecture by on, thus turning yonr brain make the joker sign the article and then boot him out of Diego Padres will be in the Series Instruments 19 poses a sctiOo^ Dr. Fred Carrier on "The Rape of Richardson, in response to this into Model A- the Peasantry." It will be held in Bart- the consistency of an tear out the writer's fingernails /^'? suggestion, has before he's in the last lap. Has lots strong write-in threat. ley at assured the mem- ^' 112 8:00 p.m. on Thursday, April 1. All are invited, coffee i egg salad sandwich on a force the writer to gargle and donuts of with Drano v^ " bers that the Book Store will ;i experience but no speed in the For those candidates not included will be served. . r , n carry hot August night, and send the clown to Baltimore for a weekend ^(jth the Villanova Union The Greatest Hits of the Senate. backstretch. Would probably be a — our apologies. We felt you were %; therefore, no court in the ^* Keg Abramowicz, national make the author read THE VILLANOVAN president of PIG, Prou^' International This potentially best-selling big winner if he'd make a step down so insignificant that we decided to r album land would decide in your Greeks, will lecture on "Censorship all in the Press.'* The lecture will be held will be required listening for Mr. in class to the Harold Stassen Han- ignore you so we can make up sleazy Addrots apologies to: v m Hartley 112 on Thursday, favor. April 1 at 8:00 p.m. All are invited, coffee and Richardson's course, ** Con- dicap. jokes about more deserving and im- Ms. Juna W. Lytal, IMaa Culpa Dapt. ^ donuts wiU Jjc} M. ^r , .\ iervedi V . Offica of tlia Inquisition, Villanova, Pa. • « 19085 •* • *, . "«i'%. -*«'^.T versational Conundrums." Flavin-1 to S-sui'e thing if- Fr. peccably honest people. iW/f.-:- .
Ii. ( !";* 'ii 9i,nn • mi vfUAMoiMi • NVAONVniAaHl • Pag«10 R.A.'s Get The Big Switch Kiss: Unique By GRANTLAND RICE Chip Hilton classic From Baseline
to Buckets or I Villanova basketball stars Larry How Smoked I Organic Radishes with Bill Walton) and Keith Herron (who also have a to the Utmost was so moved by Moody's play that By younger brother and sister curren- KURT McFARPLE he decided to adopt it as the style ',>>V- tly involved in the just J' game) have Kisi is total sensuality. Thun- How many concerts have you been In a recent news conference the for the entire team. However, bassist Gene Simmons is Kim adopted in dering rock, intense vibration, to the ways of Allah and so and where the people whistled for Simmonds' brother but it's also press secretary for the Dean of discord (not related to Amarcord) doing have changed their names. soaring freedom. Penetrating their heroes during "Back in the hard to believe that he would spit Men's Office, Ronald N. Sessent, I soon developed as Chubwell energy and exploding emotion USSR" or "Purple Haze"? Some high school blood on a security guard who was revealed that a new fad had hit the Keith (who played stimulate every nerve to things "Chubby" Cox (not because he is are sacred. These people trying to save his life. But all's ball with Duck Williams) will now Villanova campus. "This new trend unequaled heights. Thusly, Kiss had no respect for anything. The fair at a Kiss concert. V; chubby now but because he was Ace ,; Special Prosecutor Northrup Din- in parietals violations," said N. be Abdul Ahman Rahmad (not speaks to the world. Mayb? it poor opening band was greeted by Frehley's guitar was plugged into : %-l< sdale chubby once even though he isn't should read: Smoke, fire, sirens an Sessant, "has. added immeasurably related to Ramada Inns), while army of protruding fingers and a wall of ten, repeat ten Marshall chubby now) felt that Mass was and .fuzz. Kiss stomps on backs shouts to the effect of "Get the amps and Peter Criss had at least to the already tense situation." added, "Sometimes you can hear Larry (short for Larry) has chosen tke PmideBt's Mm," tiM Wsraer Bros, release directed by Alaa J. denying the team a rightful chance and brains and makes them bleed. Hell off the stage!" It was sort of fifty drums. But that's un- Pakala tad tessd tW book by Bob Woodward aad Carl Berwtclik ; Rahmad Abdul Moody, after his m her howling off in the woods." to prove itself. never Prom a blood spewing, fire sad because they tried to hard, but derstandable. If all According to the Dean of Men's Cox (who else fails, at PortraylBg the iatcsticathv reporters, Rcdford aad HofAHaa ihow tlw long-time teacher Lar-Ry Moody breathing In an effort to stem the tide of bass player to an ex- no one was listening. Those are least it can be said that Kiss was Office, this new trend includes not played against Andre McCarter) perils aad paak of attcaiptiBf to aacover the Watcrfste tcaadals after (who once missed the rim on five •I m plicitly lewd guitlffist. Kiss trans- the type of people who see Kiss. It loud. this diversion for students, the Of- was promptly sent on a mecca to tbe barglary la 1911. **A1I tbe Presldeat*8 Me%** a Wildwood Ea- only the flagrant breaking of the mits pulsating roars of rock n' roll Was the best consecutive slam dunk attempts). concert crowd I've Most bands try to get the terprlscs Prodactloa aad a Robert fice of the Dean of Men has con- San Francisco for discussions Redford-Alaa I. Pakala Fll^ was rules, but also the harassment of with through bastions of fire and smoke seen in years. crowd's vocal support by playing a writtea for tbe screea by Willlaai Goldama. It also stars Jasoa tacted Special Prosecutor Northrop The brothers (not to be confused spiritual leader Aman Aziz Jones. to the point of jaundicing Satan D.O.M. employees. In an exclusive As the lights dimmed, all the solid foot stomping number and Robards, Martla Balsan aad Jack Wardea, with Hal Holbrook Dinsdale. Dinsdale first gained with the Herring Brothers The new style was difficult to himself! Demented, maybe. Sick, young dudes began to scream and pleading with them to put their interview with The Villanovan one who playiag Deep Throat. I national prominence last year when played basketball master at first it hands together. Kiss on the other D.O.M. employee said, "These little for Mississippi because ran coun- he entered Salt Lake City, Utah and hand asks the crowd if they like buggers bring a girl State in the late 40's) made their ter to all known basketball prin- up to their the taste of alcohol, or Southern unsuccessfully attempted to decision following a brief meeting ciples (although Hank Iba once rooms and then they call me on the Comfort, or Tequilla. All agree prosecute the Mayor, the Chief of with recently reformed coach Ali used it in a game for the intramural though it's Saunders that Cold Gin all Superb phone. Some of the sounds that the Police, and three-quarters of the Massimino (the former for championship of Tennessee State in way. But that's the beauty of the come over that receiver are un- mentor ^ Merl Saunders has been around. Hayes, Saunders gave every num- Mormon Tabernacle Choir on Delaware Tech School for the 1904). Yet Mass persisted and as a band. Kiss is Kiss to the max. believable, but for the most part it's A professional organist and ber the same basic treatment, How many other guitar player's bigamy charges. ; v^ just a lot of high pitched laughing : . Blind). Apparently, Mass, as he was final resort, to show his true pianist for twenty-five years, his break the songs instruments literally smoke down to their Dinsdale will reportedly take over so dubbed by his players, helped dedication, he adopted the name Ali background is as broad as his in- most basic elements, add a and giggling." during his solo, or how per- rhythm • many :( all prosecuting duties in parietals cessant, toothy smile. He provided and blues beat, and let the convince the former Herron's (as (from the expression "all ye, all ye formers actually jump down off in- organ accompaniment for the strumentalists take it from there. Turning to the methods used by cases. "They'll find that I'm a tough opposed to the Church for the Lat- in come free"). stage into the midst of droves of movie "Wuthering Heights", Probably the best number of the the growing number of criminals, cookie," he said upon his arrival at ter Day Herrons) to make the Finally the hard work and deranged deviates and hand one worked on the soundtrack for night was an excellent rendition of the employee explained, "Usually Villanova yesterday, "They'd better his sacred smashed guitar. The decision. devotion paid off and Mass (who "Fritz the Cat", and has recorded the reggae classic "No answer is no one; but there's no Woman, No they disguise their voices by putting not let my longish hair and overall likes to trade baseball cards in the with the likes of Miles Davis, Cry", drummer Larry one like Kiss. And there never will Vann a handkerchief over the phone, but liberal appearance deceive them." off season; in fact Harry Belafonte, and of course providing some spirited vocals he once dealt off be. At least not in this world. . Jerry Garcia. It was with Garcia's designed to when they don't and you recognize Whether or not Dinsdale will suc- his Jim Pagliaroni and Minnie Jack McDaniel get the audience in- Legion of Mary that Saunders^ got volved. Having been a back up their voices it doesn't make any dif- ceed in his efforts to reverse the Minoso for an Albie Pearson and a his first recognition in the rock man so long, Merl knows well the ference. By the time you run down current trend seems to depend Chuck Cottier to complete his Sixth no question. But that's Kiss, man, shout as Kiss crept onto the stage. press. value of letting every band mem- to their room the is largely window wide upon whether he is allowed Checklist) was able to not only in- and they've made their mark on Firecrackers exploded and bombs Last weekend Merl brought a ber have his moment in the
open and you can see her to ", • band of his own to the Point running » Main spotlight, arm dormitory counselors, as is stitute his coaching principles but rock music. , 'went off as Kiss began their gut- Best no one instrument across understand Kiss at all, you teral attack on all that was for- for two nights of hard-driving dominates the sound. If his shows the fields." In a spasm of his wish. Either way, the next he also acquainted his two stars to To have to experience the crowd to merly considered music. They funky improvisation. The show keep getting such good receptions, vengefulness, due to hours of sleep couple of weeks should prove in- the one true religion. which they ascribe. Bleary-eyed took us on a trip through metal featured extended versions of Bob and his albums take off, Merl lost combatting the crime wave, he teresting. Though he Sellers was able to please his with tight, silver studded Kiss and noise which eventually Dylan's "Meet Me in the Mor- Saunders may never have to fulfill Hew are the best-selling . two star athletes. Mass (who once t shirts and painted faces, these culminated at the Firehouse, records for the we*k' ning", Stevie Wonder's "Boogie on the duties of a back up man again. V •i compiled by Billboard magazine: Reggae Woman", and the title climbed the tallest tree in the yard people are unique as the band it- where things began to get really SMGLCS cut But he'd never forget how; he's -^ self. I mean they came to see Kiss. crazy. It's hard to believe that 1. HECEMKR 1963 (Oh What A Night from his new Fantasy album. been around. when he was only five) still was Fbur Seasons (Warner Bros. Curb) — Randy Newman's "You Can Leave Opening the set was Doshie Chester Leads ers faced with grumblings from the 2. DMAM WEAVER — Qary Wright (Warner Bros.) Your Hat On." Trading solos with Powers, a very talented girl who other players. In a defiant move, 3. LONELY NiQHT (Angef Face) — Captain sax-man Martin Fierro and young has built up quite a following for ft TenniHe (A&M) By JOE PEPITONE immigration policy, » the Arabian John Olive (who once San Francisco guitarist Chris her acoustic rock-blues style. played jacks Moments 4. ALL EY MYSELF — Eric Carmen (Arista) of 5. INECO LADY Johnny Taylor (Colunv Fret not sports freaks, the Cat hierarchists readily agreed to avoid in the middle of the Schuykill — Aman Aiiz Jones, newly ap- Ex- bia) may be dead, but long live the goat! bringing the animal into the city's 6. THINa Rufus Featuring «pointed spiritual adviser to V.U. pressway) has changed his name to SWEET — Chaka Khan (ABC) Yes indeed, the widely renowned harbor. A search party was formed hoopsters. Larry Herron. Mediocrity 7. DREAM ON — Aerosmith (Columbia) . 8. LETYOUR LOVE FLOW — Bellamy Broth- mascot for Villanova athletic teams to find a suitable goat in the area. APRIL FOOLS ers (Warner Bros.-Curb) has been banished 9. RIGHT BACK by the Univer- Upon learning of the inquiry in the According to Rahmad Abdul, WHERE WE STARTED FROM — Maxine Nightingale (United Artists) sity's new Arabian administrators local paper, Gregory phoned "Mass has just been everything to Union LPe at the Spectrum 1. EAGLES — Their Greatest hits 1971-1975 SQUARE who feel that the feline species Arabian authorities and confessed DANCE me these past three years. (Continued from page 9) (Asylum) "does not arouse enough interest in that he "might 2. PETER FRAMPTON .— Frampton Comes know where to find Whatever he I says, do*" will be thrown to the Rugby Team. The Electric Light Orchestra some of the songs could have Alive (A & M) all of de fans." Not to be caught one." 3. CAROLE KING — Thoroughbred (Ode) Abdul Rahmad later corhriieilted, To the brought its own unique brand of easily been present on the earlier make event more interesting, 4. PAUL SIMON — Still Crazy After Ali These shorthanded, the officials respon- As things turned out, Gregory rock to the Spectrum last week, recordings. The progression is "If it's good enough for my brother, the ruggers will be denied both beer Years (Columbia) 5. BOB DYLAN — Desire (Columbia) sible for athletic improvement at had purchased the goat at accompanied by Wishbone Ash slight and it appears to have a POIMf /\ND a 4H auc- it's M/W good enough for me." and raw meat for a week prior 6. DAVID BOWIE — Station To Station to the and Journey. TTie Orchestra has strong rock nature — lots of grind the university quickly installed an tion some three years ago while his The teachings of Allah^ » (RCA) contest. A warning to the faint of been carving its own notch in rock 'em out guitar chords and some in- 7. BAD COMPANY — Run With The Pacic impregnated goat as the new symbol family was vacationing in Indiana. (Swan Song) (sometimes known as The Man) heart history by boldly focusing on the cessant wailing on the strings. and weak of stomach: "Think 8. QUEEN — A Night At The Opera (elektra) for athletic excellence on this cam- He had originally intended to were first made known to the twice before attending this event!" stringed instrument when creating Selections from On the Third 9. GARY WRIGHT — The Dream Weaver pus. (Warner Bros) donate it sporadically to children's basketball team by Lar-Ry Moody their composition. The band con- Day and Eldorado highlighted LFE 8J00 ' The competition for the final 10. FLEETWOOD MAC (Warner Bros.) With respect to America's Bicen- carnival's and local Christmas tains one violinist and two cello their performance; the crowd was W (whose mother makes the best pizza Saturday will be unrivaled by players as well as keyboards, tennial celebration, the new Arab pageants it at ease with the material and — hoping could pass as in the San Francisco Bay area; or anything which has occurred guitars, and drums. The group at- responded warmly. Their per- chieftains have named the goat a Wiseman's sheep. He found was that Sal Bando). "Moo" playing both lead and rhythm as anywhere in the last 20 centuries. tempts to utilize the richness of formance never really left the "Chester A. Arthur," in honor of quickly, however, that he could not well as being a vocalist. She brought the teachings of universal The excitement tone usually provided by these ground, however. It was basically and pageantry helped establish a strong interplay ANNEX the past United States President. part with her, and has hoarded her stringed instruments. However, brotherhood and peace to all men to should be unbelievable as the a mediocre performance. between herself and the other Chester will immediately assume ever since. due to the degree of amplification of those on the team. Moody (who The competence Wishbone guitarist. No member of the band stadium is flooded for a Mock Naval awkward all duties left by the deposed Wild- Explaining his abrupt change of necessitated by the Ash was the most redeeming once had an uncle that raised cows Battle. stole the crowd's attention; they The Union promises the dimensions of the spectrum, it was show. 15C cat. Her first public will asp>ect of the A band with tactfully. appearance attitude, Gregory recently stated, "I in Argentina) was such a dedicated meshed together audience a thrilling time as ship af- impossible to enjoy the true distinctive guitar arrangements, be at this Saturday's Villanova couldn't live with myself anymore, The opening act, Journey, is an adherent to Islam (short for ter beauty of these instruments. All ADUISSK)N ship goes down and Dick their complexity of style and untried band with a great deal of Rugby matches. knowing that I'd depriced so many Islamic), that the subtleties that would normally his play reflected this Bedesem's galley slaves are strong stage presence charmed the potential. Featuring drummer i? greeted It is fitting that the goat take her people of such a good thing. When grant the listener pleasure were audience. Performing old favorites change. He was always missing lay by a school of man-eating Aynsley Dunbar, Journey drove PENEFIh sharks. A destroyed by the electronics in- first bows at the games, as the the opportunity came along to bring such as the King Will Come, the hard with a strong but basic rock ups and allowing opponents to score lottery will be held as to the exact volved. The audience was over- skill and polish of these musicians team's match secretary, Bill some dignity back to what was once intensity. The crowd appeared un- FOR/WIEIVCA, easy points because as he put it, time the water turns pink. In ad- whelmed by a wall of sound. was made obvious. Tour time familiar their work, but took Gregory, was the person most Villanova I jumped at it. Now with "That is the way Allah meant it to dition to Their latest tour features selec- being a g|jja affair for the means album time, and their warmly to the new band anyhow. responsible for bringing Chester to everyone will know what a great tions from their newest album, be." enjoyment of all, latest is referred to as Locked In. fOMwrnroR this last event will Deserving of attention, they the Main Line. When told of companion a goat can be. Besides, Face the Music. Many similarities The band sports a female guitar Coach Mass (who once spent all save the student body from ever should be watched in the future. Philadelphia Mayor were noticeable between this player, Ms. Leslie Wysefield. She Frank Rizzo's they told me I could visit her on night JHEBLM) awake in a club car from having to read another anti-football album and previous releases; B%Het "some sheep but no goats" weekends.'* participated in various manners. RON ROLLESTON I > • • ' »''.// . > i . . I. s i • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^n Massachusetts to Iowa reading the editorial in the Villanovan. .'I a>i> If' ''f\* . » . PmfM • THE VILLANOVAN • March 31 . 1976
There is more than just haphazard choice or even a breath of nostalgia behind the selection of the current Vasey Bicentennial Series, the last of which, "Bus Stop," by William Inge, will open next Wednesday. In keeping with the Bicentennial commemorative, each of these three productions is aimed at evoking something of American history. Here we ob- serve Horace's dictum of edification as well as en- tertainment: a somber purpose of the type usually associated with the university scene.
Let me hasten to assure, however, that the content of these three pieces won't get much academic mileage. What they represent instead is the American Popular Theatre. Not necessarily a crass, rough-and-ready American theatre, — but a theatre in which artists celebrated a com- mon and unified moral vision with the American people.
James Christy's fine reproduc- tion of the 19th Century melodrama, "Rip Van Winkle," wag literally haunted exotic ad- venture and an American of fron- tiers. "American Dreams" ranged satirically over a century of the breath-taking and heart-breaking dream material of the American musical theatre. "Bus Stop," now just twenty-one years old, may it- self represent the finale of the common American myth in the theatre.
Invest a
A ttilrtMffi Mnt ttamp imy b« IIm bMt invMtiMnt you 1 I- will •v«r male* In your lite. V 'I The Pallottines o|fer a chal- lenging career with deep personal commitments for the young man who is un- selfish enough to want to lead his fellow man through the storms of religious, social and economic up- heaval. It's worth investi- gating this Catholic Com- munity of Apostolic Men. Make the investment. It ipay be the t>eginning of a great career.
Director of Vocation* THE SOCIETY OF THE CATHOLIC AP08T0LATE P.O. Box 32 Colllncswood. NJ. 08108
Please send me Informatior about the Pallottine Q Prleat- Ihood Brotherhood
B W^fflW . 2
• «Mr\r'0 \trii4B. nv aunr 14 • THE VIUANOVAN • MlMli31.1fyt (M. MmcH 31, 1976 • THE VILLANOVAN • Pag^lS ;^v.
Outdoor Season Offers Olympic Preview Baseballers Post 5-4 :t By ED KOWALSKI pointing no one. In the sprints, Villanova has The opening of a new season, In the middle distance event, started to come alive once again. whatever the occasion, brings with the half-mile/800 meters, Mark With the recruiting of Tim Dale in Florida it renewed Mark expectations and Belger is on top. Partially side- and Nate Cooper, a dormant <• reborn hopes. Many times, tracked during the indoor season dimension of the team has started 5-4 six and however, it happens By TONY DIFRANCESCO and wins. In the opener Ray struck out nine men in that these due to injury, Mark regained his to revive. Dale has already posted dreams become tainted With college sports such as Majczan, last season's leading bat- two-thirds innings and gave up before the freshman year form in time to a 48 second lead-off leg on the season even begins. Be reminded, > football or basketball, each ter, led a nine hit attack by going just three runs. Bob's per- take the NCAA indoor crown in tight turns of an indoor track. If however, that this geographical region of the United three for five and Ron Grant and formance in relief saved Ray is an Olympic the 1000 yard run. Belger's he lets loose on the big outdoor no Year, track buffs, (how could States has an equal distribution of Tom Hank contributed two hits Porreca's second win against one strength and speed will be tracks there is every indication teams. When discussing each. John Bullock picked up the losses. forget) and the shine is not easily severely tested top grade by the likes of that Tim will hit the 45 or 46 t ¥ dulled. Unfortunately, the baseball however, it must be noted win as he allowed only three runs The road trip concluded on a smaller, Mark Enyert, Rick Wolhuter and second mark. In the triple jump. individual that due to warmer climates on three hits and struck out nine. down note as highly touted Eckerd achievements of some former teammate Ken Schappert Cooper has already established a past team members may be lost southern and western squads The second game with College cruised easily amidst in this year's U.S. Olympic trials. new Villanova indoor record and the glitter and "hoopla" dominate the national rankings. American International, held Villanova in two games. Junior of the pre- The biggest sensation on the should easily eclipee the outdoor Olympic favorites. To Perennial powerhouses like Thursday, March 25, was decided pitching star Joe Laniak is still stem this team this year, however, has to be one. In some of the quicker relays, loss. Wildcat watchers Southern California, Arizona in the last inning when a Joe recuperating from shoulder ten- should freshman Don Paige. Stepping like the 440-yard relay and sprint note the following State and South Carolina are Laniak double scored Lance Viola donitis, but Coach Larry Shane's observations into the spotlight at the Bicen- medley, his speed should be a Photo by John Wilkinson concerning prime examples. Aware of the ad- for the winning tally. Another fine troops are otherwise well- both the big and little tennial Track Classic, Paige cap- deflnite advantage. The Villanova laxmen tallied two wins in three outings last week. •tars. vantages of a good playing climate, freshman performance was equipped to challenge West tured the headlines but also a The other three members of the Amhert was the first victim, with the *Cats taking an 11-7 win. In the mile and talented schoolboys flock to these turned in by Bob LaCorte who Chester, at home today at 2:30. 1500 meter stress fracture in his foot that has mile relay are a strong group. However, the contest also saw Villanova lose co-captain John Schell year. events the front runner is clearly baseball hotbeds each So sidelined him to date. He is much Canadian Glen Bogue has already for two weeks to a knee injury. Bamonn Coghlan. Last when Villanova's baseballers em- year's too talented, however, to be denied qualified for the Olympics with his Nationally-ranked University of Baltimore then pounded the NCAA indoor/outdoor barked on their week long pilgrim- mile cham- his share of the victories and has effort in the Pan-American *Cats, 19-3. Only Bill Kaufman, Bruce Waddon and Gary Lefler could pion and Irish/European mile mage on March 20 they un- an outside shot at the 15(X) meter Games. Greg Eckman has had his NROTC Hoop muster tallies. record holder at doubtedly understood the caliber 3:53.3, Eao is one event at Montreal. problems this indoor season, but Saturday, in its first must game, Villanova downed a good Farleigh •f the aforementioned of their competition. Never- pre- Suffering from tendonitis on the big track he should have no On Saturday, February 28, the The tournament this year was Dickinson team by an 11-7 count. Kaufman, Waddon, Lefler and Pat produced a Olympic favorites. With this theless, the Cats limited to the offense while performed well in during the cross-country and in- trouble with elbows. The fourth NROTC Unit here hosted what only four teams because Barthleme paced Mark Weidman year's NCAA mile crown safely respectable 3-4 record and appear door seasons, last year's IC4A member of the quartet, Mark will hopefully become the First the Fieldhouse could only be the nets.^ tucked away, all roads appear to ready to battle their more evenly with Outdoor half-mile champion Ed Fallon, is a good inside runner Annual Villanova NROTC In- reserved for one day. However, Lacrosse action continues Saturday with a home contest Kean be leading to repeat victories in matched eastern opponents. Tackas is no stranger to the pain who consistently runs under 49 vitational Basketball Tournament. next year an 8-team, two-day event State College at 2:00 p.m. the NCAA outdoor championships On Saturday, March 20 only a of running. Plagued by some type seconds. Four teams participated in this ex- is envisioned by Major Farrell. and then the Olympics. 340 foot first inning homerun by of injury through his three years The list of characters continues citing event; they were: Penn's who hopes the tournament will The depth of the Lance Viola consoled a 12-5 loss to team, in the at Villanova, he recently received for Villanova, however, when the NROTC Unit, and Army ROTC evolve into an annual affair mile, only begins here, Florida Southern. On the however, as some encouraging news from likes of Gary Trojanowski (1:53), Units from La Salle and Temple, the though Villanova Phil Kane and George following day unit. Karate Fest Mackay doctors and has started working Jim Rhein (1:54), Edmund John- ' 1 n in addition to our own pitching per- lend tough competition to received a fine contests pitted By MOIRA ADAMS In their own individual boufs, any out once again. It will be a long, son (48) and Charley McCarthy The preliminary field. During this formance by senior right-hander and collegiate -team VU karate members: Rich Orner, year's indoor uphill battle, however, since (1:54) are added. La Salle against Villanova and Amateur circuit Phil anchored Ray Porreca and stopped Florida Bowling contenders, clad in white, (also known as "Chairman"), shut Villanova's Tackas will As in the past Jumbo makes Penn against Temple. La Salle karate be minus the strength no baseman world record four-mile relay with Southern, 6-4. First defeated Villanova 71-59 while black or flashy red, white and blue out his competitor — 2 points acquired during a cross-country predictions . He's content to sit P»HXo by Ed Mahan bases- With three matches remaining a 4:03 effort and Scott Marohn socked a in Villanova fieldhouse, (plus a bonus of 1 for winning), to placed second in season. Even though back and let his runners do all Eamona Penn romped over Temple 76-65. gis, met he is a long the Coshlan naishts off aoother relay wia at on the Villanova Bowling team's the mile last year's Penn loaded triple in the third inning, to compete in nothing, while Chris Harrington, run at the IC4A Indoor shot to repeat the IC4A predicting. icciays. Saturday afternoon, champion, Temple's 11 point loss to Penn the team is 4 games out Championships. then four singles and two wild pit- schedule Karate Fest. in a sudden death performance, Outdoors, Tiny he has proven his tough the all day Spring mental at- placed her in the Consolation first out of second seema ches an inning later accounted for of and 2 games clipped his opponent — 2 (plus the a sure bet to break the four titude time and time Sponsored by the Seibu-Kan again and round with the Wildcats, a game despite being one game under .500. minute barrier to all six runs. In the bottom of the Karate Club and Karate bonus point) to L Bill Dole, won compliment his cannot be counted out of the Villanova pic- r it that both- sixth Southern threatened st«rter in ^luch% seemed 'The rentaining^ dpponents are quick times in the half-mile. ture. Team, the tournament included his individual event also. The teams were a bit demoralized from Wildcat John Bullock by loading the bases. Penn, Drexel, and either Penn or State competitor threw a George Mackay has been waging 0)vering the Year events such as: free-style fighting, York distance events of their respective first round losses. Drexel again depending on the his battle Porreca entered the pressure rid- form and kata sharp kick to Dole's head, momen- own to defeat obscurity with Coghlan will be Kevin Okay, here's karate, kung-fu, your chance to Keith Herron marksman outs and Coach Farrell used this clash as standings going into the final week and It has — paced hoopsters (54% from field) on >• c*^ dled atmosphere with two tarily stunning Dole and giving begun to pay off. This McCarey, Carey Pinkowski and select Villanova's with weapons. athletic super- with 16.1 an opportunity to give the seniors of competition. scoring average on 48% team, second in scoring and in three pitches struck out his him a bloody lip. Dole's opponent year, George was also a member of Steve Dorsey. The outdoor star, the season Wildcat of the Year. shooting, on the team some game time, After slow start the team Kata with weapons employs a Villanova's already has 900 career rebounding. flustered foe. In the four a was disqualified for "contact" in a record setting four- brings with it the two, three, and This is the complete list series of thrusts and kicks and use of of- tallies. Bob Scarfone tallied he allowed only playing them for the first half, finally appears to be living up to mile relay and placed third in the six — 13 goals, 8 remaining frames non-contact event. Also par- mile runs, in which McCarey ficial nominees, but wite-in of weaponry in defense against an votes John ' while giving the underclassmen its potential. However, it might be mile Mastronardo — collected 45 assists for 7-6-1 Icecats. one run on four hits. Frosh Chris ticipating in the collegiate com- run at the IC4A cham- in particular has found a are welcomed degree of if you feel the best some experience to prepare them too late to get them into the imaginary aggressor. Slashing and pionships. more receptions for a 3-year total Kathy Straccia — best freshman Nurse contributed heavily to the petitions were: Jay Lamb Mackay has run per- success. Pinkowski will be in his is missing. of 120, only 28 hits for next year's tournament by playoffs which consist of the first swinging two large curved swords, sonal bests of 4:05(mile) short of Mike basketballer on campus," led offensive by rapping out four (President of the Karate Club), and first outdoor season as a Wildcat The Nominees girl placed Siani's school mark. women in combining three freshmen and two and second place teams in each a petite Oriental 1:51 (half-mile) this indoor season scoring with 15.6 mark. in five plate appearances. Jamie Kerwin (Vice President), and should gain valuable ex- lane Ackerman — the competition. A paced women Don Paige — star of Bicentennial Lance Viola performances by sophomores in the latter portion. division. second in and with the approaching outdoor perience — 26th best hitter in Good hitting Mike Damiano, Jim Toolan, Joe running with Dorsey and swimmers to thirteenth the bo (a 6 ft. in east Track Classic by winning nation with were over- Villanova won, 50-26. As far as individual efforts go, young man, wielding circuit shows signs 880 and .402 average, holds Marohn and Joe Laniak Tursi, Joe Chirichella, and Jerry of disap- McCarey. with third (200 breast) pole) claimed third place in the and anchoring winning two-mile relay. 36.7 average on punts. Tuesday, March 23 The Championship game pitted Nick DiEmedio leads the team in eleventh shadowed on O'Brien. Jerry also received a (200 IM) place finishes. Steve average with a 178, followed by Ed kata event, Eddie Andujor, who Ramsey — led footballers Chalkie White — swimming MVP, as the pitching corps allowed nine La Salle against Penn in what trophy for his outstanding in- Mark Belger — IC4A 880 run- Coveney hadn't originally planned to enter with 207 total tackles, also a mem- holds Wildcat records in 500, 1000 walks and Tampa garnered an 11-2 turned out to be quite a thriller. Miller (176) and Mike dividual performance in Kata. nerup, NCAA 1000 champ, this particular event, resource- mem- ber of lacrosse team. and 1650 yd. freestyle After leading by five throughout (170). Miller rolled a 627 three ber and 200 but- victory. The evening's competitions of world-record two mile and with fully borrowed a broomstick as Joe Rebak — outstanding sprint terfly. Villanova peaked in a two game most of the game, La Salle drop- game set with DiEmedio next featured professional, full-contact, Classic distance medley relays. i I f of Coaches freestylist 1- a 589. DiEmedio and Miller also his weapon, compliments VU for Catfish, took second Edna White — paced offense in set with American International ped behind by three in the last knock-out karate bouts. Also in- Mary Ellen Boylan — 3-1/2 year maintenance and captured first in east in 100 with fine time. field hockey, averaged 5.6 by sweeping 8-5 1/2 minutes. Not to be outdone, hold the second and third highest -"-':'' -''^'' '••. ':'' in of Massachusetts cluded in the Spring Fest were the Bobby '• - tennis ppg Knight of Indiana will others. ' record of 36-3, finished with place. Reggie Robinson — best basketball and plays lacrosse however, the Explorers fought single game in the league 259 Battle of the Samauri — kung-fu coach the U.S. All-Stars hoop while Don The U.S. team hopes to land the career with 974 points and respectively. Open competition between back to within one in the last 8 and 257, weapons vs. karate weapons, ki Casey of Temple will head the likes of Andre 14.4 scoring average. from McCarter (UCLA), and won the game on a The other members who round amateur fighters, ranging East seconds demonstrations — amazing All-Star forces in the Liberty Mo Howard and John Lucas Eamoan Coghlan — IC4A indoor Howley, mini-pee wee (6-9 yr. old final bucket right at the buzzer. out the squad are John exhibitions of the power of inner Bell Classic. The Classic is at the (Maryland), Marshall two-mile champ, belt com- Rogers (Pan indoor-outdoor score was 53-52. Jeff Ford, and Tony Coyer. youngsters) to brown Palestra The final strength achieved through karate. April 14. American), Scott May and Quinn NCAA and IC4A mile champ, an- petitors, ensued. The contests Senseis (black belt instructors) The game, previously billed as Buckner (Indiana). chored several record-holding were held simultaneously, in 12 Big vs. illustrated remarkable mental 5 U.S., was altered because Two other events occur. Radio- relays. rings. concentration through puncturing of the" limited number of seniors, TV-Press All-Stars take on hn- Due to conflicting schedules, the skin without bleeding, stam- who are the only ones allowed to maculata and a dunk contest, Nominations for intramnral in the collegiate ping on burning glass, barefooted. 1 1'. play in these post-season games. participation featuring members of the 76er's, is my choice for offlces will take place this "Wildcat of the Year" competitions was somewhat The Philadelphia Patriots The East team, will feature Phil are planned. Tbnrsday at Sellers 6 p.m. in AInmni limited. York State College's team challenging the Chicago Flames, and Mike Dabney of Tickets are $3 and $5 and are office. All offkials are asked Ballots can be left in did claim first place while the 5th ranked karate team in the Rutgers' outstanding squad, available at the Palestra, Big Five to attend. Elections will be VILLANOVAN office on the Villanova placed second and third nation, concluded Villanova's Princeton's Armond Hill and Schools and other outlets. second floor held next Monday. of Dougherty Hall. in the round robin tournament. Third biannual Karate Fest.
• LOW. LOW PRICES • IMUFFLERS, TAIL PIPES RESEARCH • BRAKES. FRONT END CAR REPAIRS Thousands of Topics • YES, FOREIGN CARS ' AROMORE Send • B.A.C. A MA8TERCHARQE for your up-to-date, 160- Foreign & Domestic • GUARANTEED COAST TO COAST page, mail order catalog. Enclose mi DAS $1.00 to cover postage and Audi, BMW, Austin ,VW handling. ARMY Bodi Work Too!! RESEARCH & NAVY *> 733 Haverford Road ASSISTANCE, INC. 1 1322 IDAHO AVE, # 206 LOW PRICES FINE WORK LOS Bryn ^ ANGELES, CALIF. 90025 Hif..' We Cater to Ruggers In action against Seton Hall. The ruggers fell to the Pirates Mawr MnvM' Opp<,M|.. ' (Iif St. If. ! Call Jerry: HI 9-2347 Anytime (213) 477-8474 Both Sexes last weekend and return to tourney action this Saturday. The tourney, Our research Visit Our I'j-.l, %t,j,, gets way at 11:00 a.m. on the field All Work Guaranteed f Phone 527-381 papers are sold for In Suburban Square with an eight-team field, under research purposes only. across from the stadium. \^--^^-:y ! '
1i • THg VltLAMOVAW • mmcH 31. _>.;'.j.H^..;-, .«*-•<:.. ,..j.l_ 1t7» ..«.; •IS" "t"^ Tt*!.-*:*' ' •7.
Mffll be a m««Ong for STOLEN Office Closing •ff Mlot* intensted In joining Natiofial Company Looking -^ aSmm SIngto Ltfit FumHurs for Upliolttorod 8alo Chair For quality people with ambition and If' :. Hm marching and concert Roftox Caimra hneludlng Dosk lor Sato With vision to grow in expanding field Low bmtda, rlth fam, tlag team, Topeon Mark Lane — Uni investment, high return, quicK ad- Balloon Day Robin Trower Lance Viola Of fivfrtort tor Call FL 2-e746 Ottoman A Sllpcovar tha 197$-77 nam di for into vancement. All those interested m Includad call "V* ^^ r atiaon on March 31 at 7 p.m. loading to rooovory Fred at ext 595 between 1000 am and 100 p.m. kt St. Mary's Auditorium. Call Slavo CL 9-5342 Call Ml 2-7273 "^U The President's To tha charmar wHti tha Hehy Fund Drive Donate Interview / Phil Kane awaalar — "PabbiM" ami Men f Addraat stuff !;!- Suanvauld lUca to throw you a and anvalopaa WANTED birUMlay al homa. ORIENTATION 1976 party. Whan'a your $800 par month, Female student. Room and " postlbla. Offar, birthday? From: tha touehad dotaila, tand in .:.,:.'/ • board exchange for flexible ^^••f- l.,.''.--.';::>?.;^v- , racahrar of a klaa 50c (rafundabia) to: Trtpto ' on tha I AfpiloilloBS for Oricntatioa Couiuelors for iha up-coming fresh- hours babysitting. Walking chaak. Box 481, Damall Hall, "8", 890-A44, Highway 138, man orientation will be available from March f^ and doe April Ut. distance from campus. Please Qaorgatown Unlvaralty, Pinon Hills, CA. 82372. (A These must be returned by 5:00 p.m. of April Ist. jibsoiutely no late ap- call 525-6659. Waahfcigton, D.C. 20007. businass opportunity) the plications will be accepted. All those interested may pick up ap- 1(1 plications in the student activities offlce, second floor of Dougherty Hall, latarviews will be from April 4th to the 7th — please make ap- Conaumar & WANTED pointments when applications are returned. Aaaociation of Responsible student to live cviilanovan Product aafaty March 29th a meeting of all with family near campus. previous O.C.'s interested in par- Non-Rasldent What ticipating in Orlcotalioa '76 will be held in the West Lounge You Don't Babysitting, house & yard Studanta Vol.51. No. 20 VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY, VILLANOVA. PA. April 7, 1976 (Dougherty Hall) at 7.30 p.m. Know May Kill You work in exchange for room & Presents atammmmmm Final list of O.C.'s '76 will be posted April 9th at 5:00 p.m. outside This Seminar May board. Call 527-0674. h ci the Union office. A Night at Save Your Life "Baefateak Coma to Charllas" tLKCH^ Waat ijounga April 9 — 8 PJM. on April 8tti UfVi, Tickets Are $5.00 and Rnd Out From Includes: 9M a.m. to 3 p.m. 800-325 4867 New York Cut UnJravel t- Nationally Known Charters Sirloin Experts In All Gratuities Their Fields ^ w * & Taxes WANTED Open to All TICKETS ARE F«mal0 ttudMt. tree room « Free of Charge board in •xchange for LIIMITED!! light Sponsored by NSCPC houtohold work & soma baby- COME AND National Student aitting. 5 minutaa from Univar- ENJOY!!! Consumer Protection •Ity. Can mova in sunwnar or •arly . Sapt.
Plaasa Call i: « This weekend MU 8-8809 After 6:30 tlie V.U. Sports Car Club ia holding^ P.M. the finaia in our "Spring 76 Autocrosse Seriea," .1 $1 admits you to run your sports car through oiir INTERESTED IN precision NO-FRILLS I course. For those pf you involved in LOW 1\\ iii our COST JET TRAVEL to point-system, tiiis is Europe, fhe last weelcend you will t>e Afrk:a, the Middle able to earn East, the Far East? Educa- more points. That's the 4th of April, tional Flights has been help- 11:30 A.M. For more info call Tim Murray. ing people travel on a f;i„ ' budget 664-4388 eves. j with maximum flexibility and minimum hassle for six years. For nfK>re Summer info call toll resident camp positions available June 26- free 800-223-5569. August 24 in Poconcs — male and female students — head APRIL 25 1976 NORTH LOUNGE 8:00 wateriront (lal(e) (over 21); head drama; head canoe tripper (21 + ); head tennis director; NRA rifle In- Professional structor (21 biice tripper + ); (21 + ); ceramics, Jewelry. Can or write Pine Forest Camp, lie Benson East, Typing ViLLANovA Union Jenkintown, Pa. 19046 — (215) 224-2100. Service
Telet Typing What a Summer To Study in Philadelphia! Service The University of Pennsylvania, in the One architect's tentative rendering of the proposed University Center. Bicentennial City, will have two Summer j*. Sessions, from May 17-Iune 25 and June 28-Aug t Application deadlines are May Seven Reese Avenue iVf 4 10 and June 21 Sign up now for the biggest summer of the Century! Hi, ,* Newtown Square, Pa. 19073 353-6780 Introducing.... University Center Summer Sessions Office .University New of A Pennsylvania "H 210 Logan Hall/CN travel agency, inc. Philadelphia, PA. 19174 i; j (see page 3)
Yes, I am interested. Please send me a catalog (with applications). Summer Round Trip N.Y. to London Name $265 Memorial Day Weekend, 28-31, In May Must Reserve 65 Days in Advance Period Donate Elected Call Tdll Free 9 to 9 '/^ (800)847-7196 In Landslide; Nova Charter Corp. Ithaca, N.Y. Ratigan, Gentile, Hanson, PorteUi,
Delivery Service McCormick, Christensen, Vlad
4 DAY - 3 NIGHT Ust Ohl^ One Dav Campus Ur. (FRI. - MON.) Of Voor VACATION Are Winners In Senate Races Comer .» MQ^GniNdHOriL (seepage Lit 9*%f40P 2) 1 Photo by Hank Cutler