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Donec non fringilla turpis, nec congue enim. # Result # Result # Result 11 31 51 12 32 52 13 33 53 14 34 54 15 35 55 16 36 56 21 41 61 22 42 62 23 43 63 24 44 64 25 45 65 26 46 66 1 Matt Russell (order #9597485) Not One Step Back Comrades Matt Russell (order #9597485) The Directorate of the Armoured Forces of the Red Army HELL ON TREADS T34 Tank SERVICE MANUAL and D66 Tables Moscow 1942 Peoples Technical Writer DEREK CHAPPELL EDITing Commisar JOE MCNEIL Matt Russell (order #9597485) Table of Contents Allied Tanks 4-5 Axis Tanks 6-7 Crew Generator 8 Crew Twist Generator 9 Standard Feature Generator 10 Strange Feature Generator 11 Mission Generator 12-13 Obstacle Generator 14 Complication Generator 15 2 Matt Russell (order #9597485) Introduction The d66 Table is a random generation table, crewed by two brave six- sided die and ready to serve the Motherland! Using these tables, much stress can be avoided by tank crews, as these clever systems, designed by top Soviet Roleplaying Engineers beyond the Ural Mountains, allow the automation of previously difficult choices which could paralyze a man with indecision! The Operation of the d66 Table is simple, and will pose no great challenge to the clever Soviet crewman. To employ a d66 Table, simply select the relevant table using the Table of Contents, and acquire two six-sided die of different colours. Designate one die the “10s” and the other the “1s”, and roll them both on a hard surface. Then, compare the results of the dice to the charts to get your results! d66 Tables can be employed in any situation and any weather. In the unlikely event of dice shortages, one can roll the same die twice to get each number. Under no circumstances should you attempt to roll on a d66 chart using a die with fewer or greater than six sides. This could cause irreversible damage to the charts, and put your life, and the lives of your comrades, in jepordy! This book contains generation charts for missions, vehicles, crew members, features, complications, and obstacles. However, they are no subsitute for the revolutionary imagination of the Soviet fighting citizen. These tables are to be used only in creative emergencies to avoid becoming complacent. Commissars have been ordered to monitor citizen-soldiers for signs of d66 Table abuse. Under no circumstances can you allow these charts to fall into the hands of the Fascist. If you are threatened with capture or your position is to be overrun, these charts are to be immediately destroyed with any means avaliable. 3 Matt Russell (order #9597485) Allied Tanks # Result MEDIUM TANK M3 Lee 11 An ungainly American tank with a hull cannon and a small turret, you can invite ten of your infantry friends along for the party. Close friends. 7TP LIGHT TANK 12 A heavily armed Polish light tank of the early war. Some had two turrets with machine-guns, because that makes sense. LIGHT TANK MK VII TETRARCH 13 A tank so light, they ended up using it more like an armoured car. Crew of just 3, for those small games. M4A3E2 JUMBO SHERMAN 14 A potent solution to the “exploding” problem was to simply add another inch of metal to every surface. TANK, CRUISER, MK. VIII. CROMWELL 15 This British Cruiser is fast, well armed and tough, but about as high- maintenance as your last girlfriend. UNIVERSAL CARRIER 16 Less a tank and more a kind of jeep with treads, the Brits used this for everything they could think of. T-34/76 MEDIUM TANK 21 If you dont mind freezing to death in a cramped box with absolutely no visibility, comfort or division of labour, its the finest tank in the world. M22 LOCUST 22 Small. Fast. Airmobile. Would have been a great tank... three years earlier. SHERMAN FIREFLY 23 The British loved the Sherman, but decided it could use a little something extra. Like a gun so big it would set the stuff around it on fire. M18 HELLCAT 24 The bigger, badder Wolverine, with an excess of speed and a minimum of armour. Still no roof, though. RENAULT R35 25 A light infantry support tank with an adorable little cannon and surprisingly thick armour. TANK, INFANTRY, MK IV A22 CHURCHILL 26 It will fight them on the beaches, it will fight them on steep inclines, it will fight them in the slow lane, and it will take frequent breaks for maintenance. LANDING VEHICLE TRACKED A-4 31 Drives like a tank, floats like a boat, the Amtank is your go-to if you need something exploded, but it is across some water. VALENTINE MKI ARCHER 32 Pros: 17 pounder. Cons: 17 pounder can only fire backwards. KV-1 HEAVY TANK 33 Made of glorious Stalintanium, the shells it fires are guided by Lenin himself from the heights of Marxs historical materialist heavens. LIGHT TANK M24 CHAFFEE 34 After everyone else abandoned the light tank, the Americans made it work with a big gun and Detroit steel. TANK, INFANTRY MK III VALENTINE 35 Send your special somebody a tough, reliable British infantry tank that carried them through the first half of the war. TKS TANKETTE 36 The most adorable fighting machine, for if you and your only friend want to play Hell on Treads. 4 Matt Russell (order #9597485) Allied Tanks # Result MEDIUM TANK, M4 SHERMAN 41 The girl next door. Sweet, steady and reliable, and hot as all getout. No, seriously, they have a tendency to catch on fire. MEDIUM TANK, M4A3E8 SHERMAN “EASY EIGHT” 42 The girl next doors sexy older sister. 76mm gun for days. M7 PRIEST 43 An American artillery vehicle with a pulpit-mounted machine-gun, capable of delivering a sermon from 11 kilometers away INFANTRY TANK MARK II MATILDA 44 Slow, poorly armed, and so tough they needed an anti-aircraft gun to kill it TANK, CRUISER, COMET A34 45 The Cromwells been hitting the gym, working biceps, and downing frankly terrifying amounts of 'roids. It's turned it into a 77mm HV-spewing monster. SU-122 ASSAULT GUN 46 A stout little tank destroyer with a 122mm howitzer in the hull, based on the T-34. T-34/85 MEDIUM TANK 51 Hey, maybe tanks need things like commanders, cupolas, turret baskets and radios. Who knew? T-35 HEAVY TANK 52 It's bigger than a schoolbus and carries about as many people. Seriously, the thing has more turrets than most tanks have crew members. M10 Wolverine Tank Destroyer 53 The solution to the Sherman not having enough punch was to make a lightly armoured version with a bigger gun. Best of all, it's a convertible. M3 STUART 54 A sleek, modern light tank of the early war, tasked with finding danger for the bigger tanks by running into it face first. T-26 LIGHT INFANTRY TANK 55 Cheap, fast, flexible, and it threw the crew around like a tumble dryer. SOMUA S35 56 A boxy French cavalry tank with the speed to break down exactly where it needed to be. M36 TANK DESTROYER 61 Bigger enemy tanks means bigger American tank destroyers. And they finally put a roof on it. HEAVY TANK M26 PERSHING 62 The sequel to the M4. Like most sequels, it cost too much, took too long and had too many special effects. KV-2 ASSAULT GUN 63 It's got more turret on it than most tanks have... tank, and it uses it to carry the biggest howitzer they could conceive of. CHAR B1 64 The French forgot what war they were fighting and built a tank the size of a house, with a big gun in the turret and an even bigger one on the hull. BT-7 CAVALRY TANK 65 Lightly armoured but extremely fast, these little Soviet light tanks packed a punch above their weight. IS-2 HEAVY TANK 66 Uncle Joe gave us a present, and it's fast, invincible, and deadlier than anything the fascists could come up with. 5 Matt Russell (order #9597485) AXIS Tanks # Result L3/35 TANKETTE 11 Honestly, this two-man tankette was the best Italian tank of the war. TYPE 3 HO-NI III 12 An enclosed tank destroyer with a 75mm gun, these never saw combat, which is a shame, because they were really only a few years obsolete. FIAT M14/41 13 You know it's bad when you are going into battle in a tank affectionately known as the “Rolling Coffin”. PANZER VI TIGER 14 Expensive, difficult to transport, too heavy for it's own good, and by far the most feared tank in history. TYPE 1 CHI-HE 15 A Japanese medium tank built so they could have something that would lose less embarrassingly to the Sherman. PANZER IV OSTWIND 16 A Panzer IV hull, an open turret, and an automatic anti-air cannon which, like the bigger 88mm, proved just as awesome against ground targets. PANZER III 21 About the time when the Panzers stopped playing nice and started to get real, with a proper gun and real armour. STURMGESCHUTZ III ASSAULT GUN 22 You didn't choose the StuG life, the StuG life chose you.