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Students love their rock'n'roll Ernesto in the tunnel Kl l l ll NOWUN "History of Rock' JMU's most The tun- popular class nel under Interstate 81 floods during m Ki in Cuwin the rainy week iontributin$ writer brought on by the remnants Over H)0 students crowd into of Hurricane ihe largest lecture h.ill in Health Ernesto. and Human Services Building, fighting for setts, eventuall) set- tling for the aisle — it's the first day i»i dasa for Histor) ol Rock. Offered as an eiei five in the music program, the daaa has he- come an undeniable sensation al IML, as atudenta clamor for overrides so thai the) can learn everything from the Beatles to i liris. I he daaa is buoyed b) the enthusiasm ol professoi Ku k DIGiallonardo, and has become one ol tli** must popular expert" m campufl "I had always heard about hem much fun it was," said senior Hart Kaup. "So when I needed an elective, 1 looked it up right awaj Histor) ol Rock is taught In DIGiallonardo, a professor in the music department and co- ordinator ol the muak industry firogram DIGiallonardo comes rom ■' professional background in music, touring as ,1 ke\ board isi lor notable acts such as Sam- my Hagai and Elton |ohn and signed as an artist to t leffen and Polygram Records. I used to tour n months out of the year, .ill tn er the world," said I >i< .i.illonardo " I lien fam- ily stepped in and I decided to take .1 different route and I ^i^- ed up teaching
'History of Rock* Tracks — 300 siudcnls — JMU's roost popular class — The Aral time it Mrasol bred, mOIC than 700 students tried to sign up — rVotaorRJcfc IMiialkmardo loured «ith Samim Hagai and Elton John Deck gets a facelift Gas prices falling m Asinn ttorkiss l Ins trend is uncharacteristic ol past years, Downtown contrii during which prices tended to increat the I abor Day weekend parking deck i ..is prices have dropped about 20cents in Typicall) we see prices rise a b the last week, averaging about SJ 4t per gal- the honda) weekend," said VanCuren. under construction lon in Harrisonburg, defying typical trends ol "It is the last hiy, hurrah tor families to take the season and relieving man) [Mt students \ acations, so demand in< reases. In addition, it Wind\ Vancuren of AAA Mid-Atlantic is summer driving season so demand goes up, n Bi< tn MARTSMB said oil prms have started to decline due in resulting in slight!) highei prices staff writer ^^^_^^^__ p.irt to .1 peace agreement reached between is Another reason gaa prices go up during rael and Hezbollah, a terrorist organization in imti.ii constnictlon on lha i ebarton with known ties to Iran and Syria '- ts page4 parking deck on West Water Street caught downtown businesses ofl guard « ontinued projects on Wa- ter Street have caused stgnirkarM setbacks tor businesses on < ourt SIDEWALK Square Now, businesses are deal ing with the continued construe1 rion the best the) can West Water Street has been CLOSED under construction tor several months with numerous parts ol I \N III Ml I Mtiffphi u*rophtt the sit.- frequentl) blocking car A sidewalk by Finnegan's Cove is blocked due to the work and pedestrian traftu the Harrisonburg I lectrii being on done on the West Water Street parking deck. I ommisston has hem laying power and maintenance lines un- on West Water Street and the Now the Department ol der Watei Street Although traffic dostng ot the alley that con- I'uhhi Works ins contracted has been impeded due to these nects Water Street to ( ourt the I j nchburg-based Graziano projects, these projects have not Square, which is soon to be re- ( orp for a project to "reinforce interfered with one another, ac- opened without construction, the structural integrit) ol the cording i" |amaa Baker, dm-, tor have closed the most direct Water Street I lei k horn mid- of the Harrisonburg I tepailmenl routrs to this section ol tow ii, August to mid-hiovembec ol Pubfa Works, according to Rand) 5hank, i otisirui tion on .i free i Unit owner ol Shank's h.ik.rv I-.III.II lenessa Kildall Editor Micia Stetzei Ml S8-674 Tuesday. September 5.2006 I 2 Page IIwwwJhebreeze/)r%
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Humanitas Lecture Scries Drunk Driving As part of the Humanitas Lecture Series, [Ml religion as- sociate professor lain Maclean will present "Reconciling Conflicts1 lessons from Truth and Reconciliation Commis- sions" tonight from 4 to 5:30 p.m. in Taylor Hall, room 302.
Rush Alpha Kappa l\i Alpha Kappa Psi, the first and largest coed business frater- nity in the world, is holding an information night tonight at 7 p.m. in Festival Conference room 6 at 7 p.m. Students tan team more about the benefits ol |otnJng AKPsi. an orga- nization open to all majors, lor more information, contact Ashley Beard al Ivim/nii'or check out orgl.jmujdu/akpfl.
Rush Pi Sigma Kpsilon I'i Sigma Fpsilon, a coed business Iraternity open to all majors* will hold an information session tonight in Taylor Hall, room 3116 from 4 to 11 p.m. PSI strives to develop the practical sales and marketing skills of its members through active involvement in sales and marketing projects, market- ing research, professional programs community sen ice. ~c> dal events, general chapter operation and more. I or more Information, e-mail Stephen I ackey at lachyv or visit orgs, jmuMlu/pst
(>ang Awareness and Prevention I oca] law enforcement will present information for stu- dents about ways local gang activity is affecting the Harri- sonburg/JMU area. The event will be held Sept. 6 at 7 p.m. in the Highlands Room ot the Festival tenter, lor more in- ph.*ulliwr-u.-i I . \IIMH w\ S"IH formation on gang awareness, visit euharriunburg.va.us/lrh The state of Virginia recently announced a Si million campaign to fight drunken driving. Gov. Timothy M. Kaine iex.php?id 660. said new strategies must be created to educate drivers about the consequences of drunken driving, some of which include sobriety checkpoints and a major advertising campaign. Rush Pi Sigma Kpsilon I here will be a free JMU Faculty Recital Thursday, Sept. 7 at 8 p.m. in Wilson Hall Auditorium featuring Dr. Andrew I anklord on trombone. For more information, call xrl.34Hl.
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Local law enforcement officials will host "Don't Be a customer flow target (.ang Awareness and Prevention" this Wednesd.n .it nnK.fromj Massanutten Regional Li- 7 p.m. in the Festival Conference brary where business people and Student Center. Rerun ations to the deck are expected U> pndong the The presentation is intend- loined to discuss the parking lire ol the deck In another 25 deck situation ed to educate students on the Harrisonburg Downtown effects of gang activity in the years, according to the deck renovations notice issued In Renaissance, sn organization JML7 Harrisonburg commu- the Public Works. nity. Official*, want to discuss that functions as i liaison "(Public Works| didn't between Cit) Council and increased pang activity in and actually inform local busi- merchants, lias been working around the Roadngharn t bunt) nesses that they'd be closing to find creative solutions u> area. it until the day before. And help local businesses. Students an1 also encuur- then the) said the) d onlv I he ut\ has opened the agcdtocheckitutii^nn^tii/'iify be ilosmg a quarter ol it" upper deck, w Inch is usually i php?id 660 tor mrjR hnnigan's COVC OW ner Don- reserved lor permit holders, information on gam .mare na Finnigan said to the public, and the avail- MM I he top I SSt-hall ot the able spots downstairs have parking, deck has |»een closed been changed trom 10-hmir Fraternities to host to seal cracks ^iu\ the corre- slots to three-hour sluts m information session spondent underside has been hopes of encouraging a Bow closed and the asphalt torn of customers Into the area, ac- Intonated In naming one of up in construction I he Wa- cording to \i>* 'shank. M ho Is l\u 8 fratonltki? Now to your ter Street entrance has been ais(1 president ol the I tayton chance. Closed Off, BO patrons must farmers' Market, skipped On Tuesday, an Informa- entei from the Bruce Street the meeting !<■ sell baked tion session Will Iv held In side Signs Kimng entrance goods and produceal I farm- Iransitions next to the (Hf- and orange construction ers' market in Vetona. Campus life office. fencing are hung over manj 'I had to go where I could { Qflu "i more I ■ I Shank about the fraternities. M well as " I here was a nuscommu- said have raw Questions anwered nlcation when we were in- According to nnnigan, Formoreinfomialion.e-inail formed |b\ I'ublu Works| t.l businesses on Water Street the chair of the Interlratemitv the scope of the proie< i. said have suffered appfoximatel) Council, Muh.iel BuonOODrCj at I isa Ha. program director ol 4d percenl loss due to the huotuKiiur'i mm i\lu. (lie Harris,minirg Downtown construction. Renaissance We had only Downtown Rooks, local half-a-week to inform mer- ed behind the parking deck chants ' on Water Street has seen an •Statewide I innigan said. Teople s^ percent drop in business, look at [bie de< M and don't according to Schuri/ realize that Ifs Open, "it's been quite i blow." Tourism industry hit On Wednesday, the I it\ Schurtz said "TVs didn't by Ernesto Council held I meeting at knoe. it was loniing " VIRGINIA BEACH The last big tminsm wtvkend in Virginia was a washout Inyua! Depression Ernesto (x*m\! ova a TVK4 of rain oil the state. causing (V * «ls, now IT , titages and causing at k*ast lour deaths Virginia Beach hotels expen- enced last-minute cancel Litmus. and the usually packet! DtaoSa phdloilluflratHinb) Kl I I II \u\U IN/irtf/WbotHfraphr and boardwalk wan virtually emptv. Unemployment has declined in HarrUonburg, leveling off Ju«t over 3 percent, which le well nVwchinnkceyvrs said it would below the state and national average. The decline la normal for this time of year. have been worse, it not tin two major weekend events in theeih ■ nuiratlmn and music festival. Valley jobless rate dips World & Nation
Hussein finds support 'Uigr.iphet in Bagdhad below state average For some business owners, construction of the parking deck In the downtown area has decreased business. BAGDHAD— BeUeveKoi not, there are some who want to BY KAMIO'DOWD "The (unemployment rate] I he universit\ otters mam see Saddam Huaaain bead & DHMTNK DTSMONO lob opportunities and currentlv The WuMnglon Post reported always bumps up i bit in funs ><-nioi ivnta .'• mil* editor has 2,329 full-time employees, on Saturday that .TOT Iraqi tnbal because you have a lot of peo- said Jennifer ( ampfield. |\1l \ leaders have demandeil the for- ple coming into the labor mar- Gender issues mat president he release,! I he I he overall unemployment ket with students getting out recruitment sen lOSS team leader. rate lor Virginia stayed the s.ime coalition ol most I \ Sunm Arabs of school," h»' laid. "It takes a "In general, we have grown our m er the months of June and Julv, couple oi weeks to absorb Rome employee base this year com- ■aid tlu-\ would raiee i ■■ lasting at |ust over 3 penvnt. In of thnse people, hut it's not a pared to last year due to positive eral. sweeping and populai result in lower Harrisonburg, however, the fob- problem in this area because budget support from the state upnsing" il the demand wan less rate artuallv decreased by 3.2 Service and retail offer a lot of Howell said Harrisonburg s not met. enlr\ -le\el positions.' unemployment rate has gener- Hussein is being held tor pi [cent SHU some an* having i |MU and the student com- ally been lower than 3 5 percent CfBUMS rjj grnoude and the hard time getting a job. math scores since October 19*»(v Harrison gassing of the Kurds in IWH, "I'd love to be part of thai munity help fuel the local |ob IT, RKHABO MOKIN the Pa! reported percentage*'' said senior Suz) economy "As tar as lobs, there's burg has a healthy economy significantly worse on Intel- Blevins. She has applied for some significance because ■ lot with manufacturing, services, In.- Washington Posi ligence tests if they were Annan tra\els to Iran levenal |obs and has still not Of students work part-time |obs." retail and ^instruction," he hrst asked to Identity their had an) luck. Howell said. said. "I here is a yen diversi- Strange but true. Women race on the test form. in support of Lebanon "Right now, I'm n-lying on hut perhaps the biggest con fied workforce and product s.ure much lower on math Since then do/ens of the parental units," she Bald tnlmting factor is the demand mix in the area tests if the) are first asked other, experiments have con- TEHRAN — UaN.Seaatai) lllevms said her p.irents are lor services " I ha bigger picture Harrisonburg s provunih tO unrelated questions about firmed that subtly cuing General Koti Annan anrivad m more concerned about her gel- is most ol the student hod\ are Interstate HI also influences the gender issues | h,- phenom- women or minorities to think Iran on SttUlda) in an elturt U> ting a |ob than lha ll consumers, buying goods and area employment. "For better enon is , ailed "stereotype SUDCOnSI IOUSIV about their sex persuade that country to sup- list Oil of a percent dtcwaac fat BCTViCeS,'' he said " I he student Of worse, Harrisonburg is nghl threat'— a kind ol perfor- or ra.e CaUSCS them do poorh port plans tor a RltUN 1 both is average tor the area during. bod\ plays in more than am on 81," Howell said "It's the re mance anxlet) discos ered in sreas whan the itereotype Annan's trip is part of an tins time ol the yeac wnpnilng bo thing else b) demanding Ml glonal shopping center lor this when psychologists Suggests they are weak 11-dav whirlwind tour of the lavlor Howell, the Harnsonburg vices because there .ire alwayi part of the state ,uu\ is still grow- found that black students region to bolster support lor office managei foe the\ i1 people who will respond ing ever) da) ' at Stanford l nlversih did » OMEN, pap 5 . and to begin nego tuitions to halt Iran's nuclear program. rhesei retar) general can- teled his trip last \o\emher alter the president. Mahmoud Facebook new tool for political campaigns Arunadlnejad, told students Israel must be v» iped ofl the college-age voters, and others college students. Abram said. (i).iMilk-i | map Candidates use are planning to do so within the "Political candidates] ^'•'■^ to I \ w DYSON ihs trip came two days after next few i\ eeks. reach out to youth voters Oui Iran was BUppI «st*l t« > hang up its site to reach Kristin Williamson. I tmer generation has to deal with the uranium cnn.hment program sit\ ot Illinois junior is the cam- issues going on now because Many students paign managei tor Republican they will sheet our lives in the who have used Brothers shot on college students Illinois General Assembl) can* future the Facebook Web site as a college campus B> KAIIII I is loom didatc Re> Bradfield I he i anv Abram s campaign has al />u//i/ Uhm palgn iust liium bed s Facebook read) gamed donations ami vol- political tool SHEPHERDS TOWN, group late last month, sin said unteers through Facebook snd have gained W.Va.— rhiee peopled died on additional CHAMPAIGN, III Now that the campaign has also used the event feature tin-slx-plvrd Uriverstrj campus publicity and deling what Republican Illinois ! has rcalk ku ked Off, we to promote fundraisers. in .in appaniil murder-suuide donations Senate candidate |ud\ Myers's thought it would be .i great wa) I kemocrath In* umbenl Nao- onSaturaai at 2 pm from campaign favorite movie ia? Or maybe to get in touch with younger mi Jakobeeon'a campaign did \ccorcang ID the tasooatod supporters. you're lust dj ing to know I tern- voters, she said. I ai ebook Is not return a message seeking in- Press. Douglas IViuungton, -I". ocrat Illinois House ot Represen something that students use at lorm.ihon but a student group shot his sons, i ogan Peraangton t.i11\ eai andidate I >r I >.n id < .ill s least ever) week, in some cases has been established Supporting 2f». and Beii|ainiii rcnningtoti. J4, birthda)7 Soon enough you ma) even >l<<\ the I temot rat with .i Vt»alilvr multiple Hmes he able to log onto Pacebook and Illinois Green Part) -andi- Calls campaign formed a in the rhachei Residence H.ili find out all the information you date lom Abram has used his Pacebook group to promote his I he father then turned the gun need, and some you don I. about Universit) alumni profile to pro- issues on htanaeH local political candidates mote his campaign in addition laSSica I rank. ( hampaign Authonties do not know it Several i sndidates ha to a traditional Web site Regional Coordinator tor the the father Mended to shoot his tabliahed I scebook profiles oi I sing Pacebook is an inte- twos*.iis when lie arrived groups to gather support among gral part to getting messages to / II / HOOh 4 I Tuesday. September 5.2006 I www.lhebreeze.orn, The Breeze GAS: Storm season drives prices ROCK: Over
GAS. from front creased .i. toss the country, ager of Sheets at 798 E. Market if gas prices will continue to get the summer la due to the type they are particular!) low in St., slid, "If customers see the lowtt or rise again, it is an issue of fuel being used Virginia \t s: 68 per gallon. falling the gas prices, they'll that will continue to affect any- 700 students "Over the summei wre Virginia has the tilth cheapest be more likelv to come inside." one who drives ,1 vehicle. iwitdi ovei to summer blendi average gas price In the nation, Thus, while gas is being sold It s,il ways hard to say what of fuel, which .ire mure COStJ) Van( uren said. lor less moiMry, it is bringing in prices are going to do because ID produce, sn costs gets passed Residents and commuters more customers. no one has a crystal ball." said along to tlie pumps,'' said Van* alike are reaping the benefits Some, however, are not ,is VanCuren. "We are still in hur- try to enroll in Curen. "I his war prices went Ol the dip In prices enthusiastic about the drop in ricane season, so there's still the so high because oi the unreel Junior Alex Marcus said, prices threat of a major hurncane hitting in the Middle East and the RT "Lower gas prices "ill det1< "I don't mind high gas the Gulf and disrupting supply." pipeline Issues In Alaska. nitel) in- convenient tor all prices, because high gas prices liarv leter, owner ot leler's She added, "These two fac- popular class commuters tor obvious rea- penalize those who refuse to Exxon at 3240 S. Main St.. hopes tors, coupled with the tact that BOnS I think the lower prices buy fuel-efficient cars." said this will not happen, as driving is it's hurricane season, caused will illow me to take m\ cai graduate student Brian Creasv. essential to many people's daily ROCK, from front help reinforce it" Investors to panh i bit, driv- more instead ol the bus " "High gas prices ,ire forcing us routine. DiCiallonardo is solely re- IWaallonardo estimates ing oil prices, and thui I ike students, local gas sta- to think ol a better solution. So, He said, "Gas is a commod- sponsible for the creation of the almost 100 percent oi the stu- prices, updramaUcall) during tions have also benefited from in my opinion. I could care less ity that everyone has to have It's class, noting the instant popu- dents in his class aren't music these months." the trend how expensive it gets. not something people can decide larity ol it majors. (Others an* drawn bv while gas prices have de- ( asej Seeksord, store man- While it is difficult to predict that they can just give up." "Over 700 students tried to thesubiecl Blatter and thequest get in thehrst time jMU offered to study something Interesting the class," said DiCiallonardo. and exciting. It's now the largest single "I work in my personal ex- class at JMU with around 300 periance and show them that students en ml led." what's on the radio is nothing Role reversal: professors graded new. and that everything has aln*adv been don.- before," / like to break ii said DiCiallonardo. "I also like n (ASMIM Con RateM) PrceesBors also gets some »■ cent o( the reviews are rated average "Having all those services in one to break it down to the lowest Ptiilu Misf/ssnwifln mails telling them how mappnipn- lint. We provide more infor- place makes it a one skip academic down to... se.x. common denominator on the ate the site is and how (people) are mation than other sites shop "Bragg said. fins) dai <-t class — sex, drugs OXKWM MS - Professors aren't to shut them down. "Pmfessors also have a voice on Acquiring this service is not dif- drugs and roll. and rock and roll." the onlv onrs giving out grades this Ann I isiier-Wirtli. an I nglish tlie site I hev can register and post ficult (or a pn*>pecuve school. I he subject matter of the wear in the pasl £ years, several ROSBSSOr at ( He \1.ss. said "I think advise to help students perform "Mow schools contact us each - Rick DiGiallonardo class is enticing for many JMl professor Web sites ere alowfaig students to its good tor students to know w hat v\ ell in their class. "Ihey can see how year," Bragg said. 'We usually en- students, including former publiclv rate their proti-ssor, have thm professors are like." Rahsr tins is a valid source for tnforma- anirage students to start B petition student Matt Stewart ('04). grown Wirth said \s Ear .is those Wen tion. 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Rapped, play paintball. and learn waler survival while developing your leadership skills. REGISTER FOR MSCI 100 OR 1S490 THIS SEMESTER. The Breeze I wwwJhebreeze^rg Tuesday. September 5,2006 5 WOMEN: Female test gap reduced FACEBOOK: with activation of 'snob schema' Popular student site WOMEN, from page 5 female stereot\ pes, M< < Hone vious studies. Among those study period, said M.ittheu University of Texas psy- said. who had been subtlv cued to (oilman, an MfOdatC y<>> chologist Matthew S. McClone Another group answered encourages voting think about their gender, the lessor .it Harvard Medical wondered if there wasn't an- QUattOM ibOUl wh\ they gap was even wider — guys School, other side of the storv. What chose t»' itttnd .i private lib- did "25 percent to 30 MfCVtll PCeling blue? Gel married. FACEBOOK, fromp* part ot our campaign to inform if you prompted people to enl art-, college. The goal was better than the women," again Graduate student Aclri- Gill campaign and a senior voters <>t events and Issues." think about their strengths to nudge these young women consistent with previous re- annc Freer and sociologist in LAS. said she formed the i »emo. r.itu Indiana Senator rather than their stereotypi- and men into thinking how search, McClone said. Knsti Williams of Ohio State group to promote the Regis- I \ an Beyh's use »'t hll alumni cal weaknesses — would that sm.irt ind .inomplished they I he surprise came among University found that de- tered Student Organization Pacebook BOCOUnl has received be enough to improve perfor- were. "We were ictlvating those who were primed to pressed single people were "Students for David Cill" and national attention. mance in areas where they thnr snob schema," McClone think about their status .is stu- far mom likely to benefit to provide more information to weren't supposed to do well? said with a chuckle. The re- dents at an exclusive private emotionally from marriage student voters. In a novel set of experi- maining students, the control I rlleei' than better-adjusted men and I he group is ,i great tool The network is an ments. McClone, working group, were asked to wnU- 1 he gender gap closed dra- women. forgetting students to vote ear- with Joshua Aronson of New- about their experience living matically, as women's scores The researchers used data ly," she said. "A lot of students amazing tool for getting York University, found that in the northeastern United improved while men's stayed collected by the National Sur- don't know how or where to the answer is yes. "The idea States the same. "There was no sig- vey of Families and House- \ OtC either, so the group gives our message out to that something is immutable The students then took nificant difference between holds, which interviewed them easy access to that infor- voters. due to some biological factor the Vandenberg Mental Rota- men and women," McClone a representative sample of mation." can be trumped." McClone tion Test, a standard test of said. "With a pretty simple Americans in 1S87-IM88 and The group has also allowed - Bill Cleeland said. visual spatial abilities linked manipulation, we could sig- then re-interviewed them in the Cill Campaign to recruit umpaign spnkcman Their ingenious study in- to math performance in which nificantly reduce this up] 1992-1994. including 3,066 more volunteers and gain en- volved 45 men and 45 women, objects are shown at different which suggests thai "there people who were single at the dorsements and donations at Lafayette College in Easton, angles and the test-taker has might be things that make all timeot the first interview. The from groups that base these Pa. The students filled out a to pick the identical pair. Pre- of these biological factors go researcher! presented their benefits on online votes. Frank ]onathan Kott, spokesman Siestionnaire that first asked vious studies found that men away." study at the recent meeting ol said. for the All-American Political em general questions about are three times as likely as Add babies to the growing the American Sociological As- Republican incumbent Tim Action Campaign, of which campus life. In a second sec- women to do well on this test. list of overweight Americans. sociation [ohnson's campaign could not Bayh is chairman, said the idea tion, researchers varied the McClone and Aronson wrote Harvard researchers stud- Freeh and Williams sug- be reached for information. of using Facebook was sug- Questions to get these stu- in a forthcoming issue of the ied 120,680 children younger gested that depressed people Bill (/Iceland, spokesman gested by a staffer and the ac- ents thinking in slightly dif- Journal of Applied Developmen- than 6 and found that the may benefit more from mar- for Mvers, said the campaign count was set up in June 2006. ferent ways. tal Psychology. prevalence of overweight riage because they may be is in the process ot creating a "The senator thought it One group of students When they analvzed the children jumped 59 percent in more need of emotional Faceboofc profile. v\ as Deal to use a medium that was asked whether they lived data, they found that men in from 1980 to 2001. closeness md BOCial support The network is an amazing young people use to energize in a single-sex or coed dorm. the control group did. indeed, The number of overweight Then again, happy people tool lor getting our message and engage them," Kott said. Previous studies found even perform 15 to 20 percent better infants up to h months old .ire already feeling KOOd OUt to voters," he said. "The "Il allowed him to connect this benign question uncon- than the women on the Van also ballooned I whopping about themselves, Williams profile will be a very active with them on their le\ el sciously activated male and denbefg test, in line with pre- 74 percent during the 22-year suggested. VaJ If you read anything this year, ■ 9\ Offel ir-g H\ W'-A: Computer Nail Design Technology read The Breeze. JAC Cards
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If the show wants to be her precious Chihuahua eontnbuting writer edg) and controversial, more linkerbell, (ailing out with power to it, but the producers Nicole Richie, and breaking CBS's popular reahn show should create controversy that her engagement to .1 rich and "Survivor" is infamous lor will be progressive instead ol handsome shipping heir — it showing the ability of the hu- '.■hashing the race issue which onlj gets worse man spirit to survive against will likely stir up painful Moat recently,' guerilla near insurmountable odds memories from the not-too- graffiti" artist Banksy took his But some are beginning to distant past. Give me ■ show own cheap slii>t at Ms Hilton, question it the show itsell will where thei make a single tribe doctoring ^^ copies oi net first be able to survive with the comprised of both Christians self-titled album. mounting criticism regarding and atheists, homosexuals Before covertly distribut- the network's outrageous an and homophobes, liberals and ing them into music stores nouncement about the new- conservatives, and stick them throughput the United King- est installation of the series, OH >i\^ island together where dom, where thev would be sold which is scheduled to air Sept the) have lo depend on each to 500 unsuspecting consumers, 14. CBS recently revealed thai other for their survival. Now Bansk) tampered withc\cr\- the new season, "Survivor thai Sounds like something I thing, trom the ('I > booklet Cook Islands," will not sepa- would watch, simpK because in the record credits On the rate the contestants randomly. both the participant and the COVer, hedigitallv remastered nor w ill they divide them viewer have something to gain Hilton's miage to expose her based on age or gender. In- from the experience No one hare breasts. On the inside, he stead, stranded castaways will has am thing to gain by pitting replaced hei ^<>^ with that ol Igated based so!e!\ on race against race in an\ envi- her beloved dog but it doesn't the color of their skin. ronment, let alone sn extreme- top there The show's host, (eff ly competitive one, and then In another image of Hilton, Probst, defended the decision putting them on television for where she's getting out ot a fan- ot the shows producers b) the world to gawk at 1 cat Banst\ added .1 group stating, "it is a social experi- But there is someone w ho ol homeless folks behind her ment and does stand Wt another shot Hilton's face is this is add- to gain I'hotoshopped over a manne- ing another We already know what trom this quin in a store window, under .1 layer to that ridiculous banner reading "Thou Shalt Not experiment, happens when humans concept Worship False Icons And he which is are divided along racial ( BS lor re edited die re. ord credits to taking the the past ■u hide .1 thank VOU to hinwlt show ti» a lines, and — unless week, tor his "wonderful work." complete!) it has (.ranted, this isn't the worst different I've missed something seemed thing that's ever happened to level " that I Tans Hilton Hut, like Daniel Sinking — it does not seem like Edwards'* sculpture oi Britney the show to the kind of thing any- turn the •ivmg birth to Sean a new level corner PresMta and I dwards's lat- is more like one would want to re- without s« ulpture of Suri Holmcs- it. While it hearing tirst stool entitled is true that, vive or relive. about Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop" in the past, "Survi- Banaky's celebrity mini- "Survivor vor *- 00k si andal only adds to the ever- has played 'he role ot the Islands." I veryone from the > vpanding universe ot phony- 'educational' reality show, major news networks to south ideWRj Average, As Bansk) being praised in both social Park" has been taking their aims to make fun ot Hilton's and intellectual circles tor suc- shots at the show and the net- empty ielebnt\," as Britain's cessfully providing a glimpse work tor airing BUCfl utter non- Ihe independent puts it, and de- into human social behaviOl sense. Unfortunately; nonsense ter her cult of followers, what this seasons race experiment sells Despite the tact that the he's really doing is drawing her promises to raise more contro- iiublicitv the show has received attention versy than actual insight into ias been overwhelming!) On the back ot the album, race relations. negative, 11 iwll most hkeK give Bansln continues the abuse. Alter all, CBS, divid- them a signihcant bump in the replacing names ot song titles ing people by their race ratings So waj b with questions like. "Why Am has a I read \ been done See \ or VOU Will make it through I Pamoue?" and "What Have apartheid in South Africa 1 your l ith season. But uSmk ol I Done I hese are decent or segregation In the United the cost, to both the participants questions, but potentially moot States* We alread) knew whal and the i lewers. While this when one realizes that Hilton happens when humans are stunt may be enough to win has obviousl) done something divided along racial lines, ratings as i,» as business ethics right she's caughl your eye, and — unless I've missed AUA moralit) are concerned, I Mr Bansk) something — it does not seem think the tribe has spoken. \fui, like the) say, an) like the kind ot thing any- Caroline ( m-fn jg,) wphomon press is good press. one would want to re\ i\e or SMAD Mss/pf
Submit Ihirts c-r Puts online -if thebreeze.org, or e-mail submissions to brce/edpchotrnjil. The Writing on the Wall com. I\nt~ 6 I'tit'■ 'lie -hfamtti .1 ,ini'r.wn,ui-lu and .tie (tinted >n 11 sunaiwalttle hea SiaVnasmsan bsssj uponont psRastiosnaDn tfagtom&mhon,penonci tvent, 'Death of a President' % UMJOttOl _ PI ':.\ t tilt- truth. Film examines state of the union after the assassination of the head
H\ BRIAN COOOMAN lepresid state | >t att.urs ■ happens ko[i mewsthe war on terror, theoountry under this pn-.ident. Tmman S.1W tiwrtK and the world in the aftermath. of theSiviH I monand theexpk«iKinof A bra days ago, amuck news check M« ire than <\f\\ > >lher president in the tear directed at the bogeyman of "commu- i- dted roe u > the edge 1 n my seat Ln- last centurv, President Bush has seen the nism r\)sVnvingthecouapsBol IfaeSoviel .1 black and white picture ol office ol the president \ change dkamati i rsorvthel nasd Mates h,»s flopped President Bush slumped in me arms ol »aih in the hvrand a hnH yean he hasot ■ about fighting little Kink's here and ««-* ret Service agents, asthssuriound- cupted the Oval< Mfice \< ■< since H )R and there w ithout the simplicity and direction ad dives foroovec blared the the New 1 leal ha--tin- balance ol power oiniiiumism pnn ided But now we have M k PRESIDENT] Bl SH »hanged s. 1 much as it has under this presi ' termnsm." SS1— IsssifislsV Sisl frightni- ASSASSINATED IN NEW MOVU dent 1 lie president's contnn ersial signing mg ,\n apivintii n as ' amimunism," but I he image was an earls scene ln>m statements |ia\ e shtfted DDVi er dra without tlvgctigraphu cLmtv. A "training-was-rH'ton'-schiH>i A "ws) -u>have*no concepl ol the Mm "Death ol a President directed Preafclenti have been killed in office started" dart Hit- new Dining, Sen ices pubh. ' pal to the ImpreSSivel) b) Bntont.abnel Range and premiermg before mosl pscentb lohn I Keswed) emplo) ee vi ho deoded to double passionate couple swapping spit m s Sunday at the roronto International him "Death of a President" is and Ameni.i as we know it did lit* im- punch mv sandwich combo pick-up at Sheet/ 1 eativaL Designed as a historical docu- an examination of what plode ^et all of these changes have taken From an tngru student jam ii upset / ri Through the Looking Glass Breeze Perspectives Got Christ? Even if it were your business, one cannot rate spiritual devotion on a 10-point scale Three »t SARAH DEIIA attrai i paopla Vou know, for tun." SUcraty relieved thai I had not missed some Bibliuil reference that cheers A word to the wise it you in) goodCathoIk should know happen to be walking through the [being! atholu myaalf) concerning commons H hen varlOUl duM 01 Onidcens, I looked down upon mv organizations are handing out til- Dranga aquata ol paper, I ha firrt for JMU ers, take them all. hold on to them quaarJon asked me to rate on .1 acala throughout the rest of the dav, if Ol one to 1(1 m\ devotion tu Christ. only so v.iu can flash them in the fccoDKuns to tin- c ampua Cniaade eyee ol paeeer-outeri as,» badge ol organization, one's love forGod can acceptance as it t,» say, "I have a fli- be simplified to a digit, a numen- labor er, so leave me alone " As one that oal value* Hka an SAT or ACT Kore< passes out fliers for W\|M, I must What golden number, I wondered. Commemorating tell you that it hurts when people Would gal me into the [Marty gates ol dodge us heaven so thai Labor Day, even like some sorl of What golden number, I tndeduc««d* while in class disease, or when a per- wondered, would get me &!£?ffi B\ MASON MU LCH son thinks into the nearly vates of *•"*■« «•■■* contributing writer if they don't . ii T 1 me now m.im make eye heaven so that I may be sm-1 p»y«ci hoarding to the 1 S Departmenl contact wa ol I abor, I alxtr I >a\ constitutes a don't see saved and educated at t23&£. \earl\ national tnbute to the contri- them (trust butions workers have made to the me, we do) the University of Christ? ''Z-^IX'L strength, prosperity and well-being That being business and of our country.'' Well. |\u appar- said, I feel tor alt people mv fellow concern oi these students who have ently didn't get the memo, because the classmates being roasted In tin sun nothing better to do but scrutinize only thing I hear w hen mentioning only to be rejected time and time mv relationship with Cod. The other I .abor I key around campus is the tirm again, so not onl) did I pass out question begged me to tell iust how reminder that "(laSSCS will be held!" my fliers, but I took one bom n main times 1 attended church, and saddened In the Ilka Of groups "What Would |esua I to1' shghth Cietting the dav ott from rllisns is no eryone who waa out there as well. which one it was Wh.it fort lb Stalk such as (ampua I rusade, .1 stu- burn from their insmcentv lo s,i\ big deal tor me, as I don't have i lass on I ventured over to a certain me. jump out of some nc.»rb\ bush dent-run organization that should that everyone follows verbatim Mondays anyway However 1 do work group of students whoso table was as I walk home and umvert me? know better than (he other cr.i/ies what their religion MVfl is .1 he Se\ on Mondays. But I'm not complaining Colorfully decorated and had I Appalled by the survev, I pohteh that make camp on Lampus. before marriage. King, stealing, about that either, as I need the mOTM) strange man dancing around in a declined to fill it out. I'm a tirm believer that, al- temptation, lust, eXOSasive drinking But it is the principle that counts; |MU chicken suit. When I asked what During mv time here .it |\ll I though I am s practicing Catholic, and impure thoughts are all things is what u is because ol the hard work 'heir flten wire about and what h,i\ t been exposed to a world of there | more than one right w a\ to thai jog through each ol our minds, and dedication of its employees. It they the chicken had to do with them, political extremes, whether it's the get to the same BII8Vi er C ondemn- whether we ait upon them or not all disappeared, we'd be left living : received an equally bewilder- -e\ eral families thai roll lm> mg a person because they don't Show me a person that hasn't given in Harnaonburg with nothing to 00 ing response: "This is the Campus — scan, nght? So why, then, does the to inform us thai the end is near eo i" 1 hunch even week or prac- into some sort ol sin before, and I Crusade table. We're handing out and to hop on the Christ bandw.ie,- fice a different religion is not onlj will either reveal one of two things uni\ersit\ not celebrate the d.i\ like the surveys so students can assess their on, or others who pass out fliers ol hateful but extremely hypocritical. to yoti: a robot, or |eSUS (- hrist. Hal ot the nation' Is it because we've religious devotion to the Lord," a dead fetuses. I am, however, most I have to wonder it the bracelets Sarah Delia i$( ■ I ftgloh onK been back to school for a week girl told me "I he chicken is jutt to disappointed — and quite frankly. man) Ol these kids w ear asking nndart Iw-toru and they don't want to give us a d<\\ oft? Or is 11 dare I s,i\. becaUM the uni- \ersitv is lacking in its Amencan pride? rVriafceverthc reason, it sa travesty. Through Murky Waters JMU is what it is be- cause of the hard work and dedication of its America chooses terrorism over employees. If they all disappeared, we'd be left living in Harrisonburg stability in war-torn Somalia with nothing to do. Being I abor Day, ife probably Xenophobia is not a foreign policy too late tO make T-shirts and orga- nize a protest on the Qu.ul still, IW All* SlKSlV — Bosnn and KOSOVO, an Oval Office scandal, senior writer warlords opposed bo the 1 ic despite the stabiUt) and their are things us itudents < an do and the war on terrorism captured its attention relative peace it has brought lo lite southern halt ot today, and realistican) should do during the last decade. Now, the war on terror has Somalia much . eminent hacked dicta- every dav, to show appreciation tor While the honor of the real-life Black Hawk brought Somalia back into focui tors in ( entral and South Amenca during the (. Id the men and women who keep the Down incident has passed Into i dim memory tor I he transitional Smiali government, a bodv War because nan1 opposed oommunum Inej favored quality of our higher education high. most Americans, the horror of daih lite in Somalia elected in 2004 that go\erned trom Kenya until it brutal repnaaion and oorruption instead, much as the let's start with Parking Services, has not escaped the attention of those who have to tinalb managed to muster the support needed to warioros in Somalia dotooan everyone*! favorite campui sen lea live through it. aaret) return to Somalia last year, has never been I he LIC has divivowed an\ ties toal-Qaida and, I he mam thing to remember hen- is The horror may be passing, however — the able to secure or iH.upv Mogadishu or even a ma- according lo the BBC, then-an- no terrunst training that when you get mad at a parkin,. ineffectual transitional government is being chal- lontv ol the oountf) I he L nionof Islamk t ourts, campata Somalia. The only reason to suspect that an person, you're really displacing your lenged bv a popular movement that has managed Islamist stale in Somalia would he more threatening anger 1 he s\ stem ma\ suck, but the to unite, govern and keep peaceful a large section to global peace ii because >t would be a runcnoning dude w ho wakes up at 6 I 01 to en- of the countr\ around the capital ol Mogadishu. The war on terror has state rather than | chaotk nieat grinder and therefore force it is probabK tool And here's I his stabilizing force, however, Ll not popular Iv.apableol having .1 foreign poluv - an impnrtdnt a thought win don't we all park with the Western world, especially the tinted brought Somalia back into Step in a nlace that saw the first Cargo ship oune lo where we're supposed to? Would States, for one reason its roots are in Islam, and port in Mogadishu iust in the past week that be toopreposteroua?Or walk or Amenca fears the rise ot another Islamist Mate focus. I S foreign policy, then, would seem to favor ride bikes to ICtlOOl I hear people do even one that will finallv be able to teed and pro disarray and internal temmsm In other countries In that trequcntk in other countries tect its people atter 13 years d diaoa however, has secured the dt) and lontmls or order to preserve its»m n. • iKeptionol w hat the world Next there's the Carrier Ubrarj Somalia, a country of roughh B" milh*.11 people, influences most ot the Southern half ol the ODUHtn should look like, a conception that is quickh Ix-ing staff I love the librarv because has lean nothing but civil disorder sin, e di« t.M. SKYDIVE ORAN0E.COM JAMES McHONE JEWELRY Don t worry ffyQu GIA Certified Diamond 0.60Cts. VS1 E WET YOU 14K While Gold 0.20Cts Diamond Setting This Week $2100 'All Of OUT diamonds are graded hy an on shift GIA Diamond ( .radii,ih \ isit us at 75 S. 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Second, stranded starch sulking si- ROYI IBft spectrum what I am asking is that we spread this love ot gasoline in orwpenn) If you are reall) looking to admonish a if vou'rt* not nire where the lently. Just bring your plate to not only to our current students, hut to the thousands «>! prospective I. t EO, instead take a look at Citibank's Sandv Weill, who Pino ponunce novel u»u ec- the rood* Instead ol trying to I Hikes that visit our campus each and even d.i\ recentl) received a retirement package valued at si billion ndcnl.illv tm*k ErODI DWBtackl balance longs full of dehcious- As man) of you are well aware, IMl iagsiiring popularity exponen- goes, don't trv to put it btt k nets as you earn it those tew ti.ilh Because oi this, weliavehundredsof tamilies on tours mroughoul Nathaniel I larlUMMI voursi'll I donoi liki-being [eet to your tray. I he Moor has the week When they visit our home, we need to show them just how senior economics and geogrsphy major denied good Hterarure because no mouth, so don't lease it b\ much we love having them here. s>, the next time \ on MV a tour out on nobodv knows w hen' it iv dropping ftx>d on it. the commons or hangingh\ thei^u.id, lierv is what you do When VOU Editorial Policies I.istu. I ward t<» t.iik about I here .ire COUntleSS other see than, scream l-\i-i r I hey »ill tv well Informed before the tour Ki-.pi ma to all arti.l.'s and opnums published in /Vic Hm-D-an-vvekximed ,i Nrvicc th.it is near and dear employees) I haven't men- begins that if the) ice an) students/tacultj staff shouting this, the) will snrJenonimgrrl Lenessould be no longer man 290 words, must mcludej to my heart. Dining Servkea tioned. Irum housekeeping respond KukUup. roil gueMfd it> "I H Kl SI phone numlvr tor vend* ation and rsnlm Mmia'hlllllll|iaiSKSgffBfmil MV Most people do not under- to the URF.C staff. And let's Bv doing this, you will engage e.nh of our visitors and give them OT mailed to MSC ttU3Gl, fathom Sv^-r I l.ill. Hams..nburg(VA22Htr7. stand (he crap the employees not forget about the profes- ,i real feeling as tow hat a great place Madison truly la Please consider The Brapr reserves the rtgrd toedM al submisskasi ft >r length and gramm.ib- BO through, from hurninj* sors (maybe humor them taking pan in this campus wide effort Who knows, TOUT loudest | \i cal style themeelvee producing your titdav and answer | ijues- i holler nun be wli.it it takes to bring in the future of lames Madison delectable meals to dncard tion in class). Labor Dm is L niversitv. I hank vou tor n-ading. and I hope to hear VOU K reaming! 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I he nspect you show ninior i|uantitati\e finance mafot anall-youi.ine.it bullet, not campus employees toda\ Editorial Board .1 see-lun\-imuh-t«KKJ-\ou- should continue throughout Matthew Moss, editor in ehief catHlfop-orHhe-Aoor game the rest of the ve.ir. permeat- FDA 'implants' OTC emergency contraception Caite white, managing editor i .isi time i checked, rrench ing campus hke the aiomas of Brian Goodman, opinion editor fries lack the central nervous our tine dining l.icihlies n s about tune mat Plan Bgot pushed through the FD \ I Ins system necessary i<> relocate Mason Mtf'ei i- o wnior drug has been proven to be an effective form of birth control tor over !he opinions in this seetwn ilo not MCmmtilu reflect the opinion of from the pan to your plate SMAD no/or three years now, but politics got In the waj of science once again the newspaper, this stuff or fame* Mmfi M>II Umirr>itu. 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I he pill would be offered In the same drug stores that Higher LSAT score ofrercondomi and till birth control pies* ripoons, I don't see how there la anj difference it all three work to prevent an unwanted guaranteed or pregnanc) (give a th,inks-tor-doing-\otir-vuentLlu-dut\ " ['at to the II >\ for approving this drug despite the governmental and special inter- your money back. est attempts to stop it Maybe stem, ell research could be next? Brooke Nestor junior health science major Want guaranteed effectiveness? Kaplan slands behind its LSAT program with the most comprehensive Higher Score Guarantee" available. It you Calculating the cost of gas don't score higher on the LSAT. we II retund your tuition. 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(lose dec*' network Around ^5 IT 432-0217 Shirthappensonline.yahoo.com Editor Kell) i ishci Editor: Jill Yaworski hric;e>irt\<<> hnrmail., om \$40)568 M5i Tuesday. September 5.2006111 A&Ewwwihebreezijovg Are you a poet? Send your poems to the A&E section for a chance to get published in The Breeze. Taylor Down Under offers students a place ■v fin YAWORSKI to study, relax and hang out on campus a&e editor Loot*d on the ground floor of lav lor Hall, TPL docs morv ihan |ust hold up the second and third floor. lake a rest at Java Otv, and grab a hut flavored coffee and a hagel and watch, the entertainment on the 11 >l stage. Open mil night, every Tuesday from 8 to- ID p.m. mav stage the birthplace ol the next Dane ( ook or Vl.iiii Angelou Student1- GUI displav their talents trom musu to 03flwd) 10 magic. It is .1 stage when anvthing goes, and anvone CUT get their 15 minutes of fame lo participate in open mic night, a sign-up sheet can bo found at the information desk ever\ lues,t,iv morning. TDU can also provide performers iv ith equipment ill needed. If you don'l have I talent vim want toshaie, 101 entourages all students to cheer on their favonte artists I lie 11 >L sUge also hosts .m open poetrv night even Thursday from 8 to 10 p.m. Pieces can include performance poetrv or readings ot vour tavonte famous potts. If v on don't have vourown material lo present 11 >L iv ill pro\ ide vou with poetrv books. It is sJao the home ot I he C orner Pocket, which contains eight pool tibles. If billiards isn't your thing, II )L also offers board games so students urn engage in intense games of checkers il the) fancy. Bven Ihursdav and I ndav. IDL is open late night until 2 a.m. Pntertain- ment on the stage begins at 10 p.m., while I net orner Pocket offers free pool after II p.m. In the past they've had tonicdv troupe New k Improv'd and live bands pel form. Junior Kendra Bass) Il marketing manager for 11 ll It's a cool plate to tome with vour friends and |ust hang out. she said. With all the great bands that play at TDU, Bas^i said most students rind themselves on the dance th>or near the stage " II H is original People love t because there's no other place on campus like it " And it's true —besides the unique and comfortable furniture that I PI has to offer, where else can vou go and en|ov great music, plav billiards and eat fcn>d tor under five dollars? It you are interested in more information ah.nit la\ lor Down Under,check out its Web siteal iriu.<;ln UQ*ffR*l MU "'i iftrWl/. SI SAN SOMMI Kit I l>l ctmiribunngph TOP: A group of students spend time hanging out In TDU Friday night. BOTTOM: Junior Ryan Graal takes some time to shoot pool at one of TDU's many billiards tables. Block Part) in the 'Burg Yorn completes musical trilogy 'Nightcrawler* depicts Pete Yom's evolution over the past five years ft Kim FISIIIK a tor Pete Norn's latest album, NighlCMWkr, features tfl edgier torm ot pop iot k a welcome evolution thai old fans will appreciate and new listeners will learn to love Yorn, whose first album, Musicfbrthemorningifltr, came out In 2001, has made a n.inu1 lor himself as an emerging artist in the work! of mu- sh Since being discovered bj movie produce! brad lev I homes, torn has been featured in main television and movie soundtracks, includ- ing I lawson'a * reek Felicity,' Orange County," "SpkJerman and Shrek 2." \tter the release ot vlft •:■ '■ rtliemormngafler, Roll- ing Stont featured \orn m ifs ' fop l(i to Witch list, helping him to set ure a fan base. He has also been Pete Yorn louring since me release of his hrsi album Nightcrawler His plan tor his trilogv ol albums was to show the progression ol an entire da) his first record rep- *•* resenting the morning and his sophomore album. /'iii/ / / OrgOt, released in 200% representative ot the daytime Vifffffcnw/n completes his trilogy, which serves as a metaphor tor his hie, both personallj and professionally, while its name is represen- tative of nighttime, Yom considers it f<> be a reflection oi the evolution ot his career since Ins first CD. 'This new record is not so much for the night," Yom has said but tor a later period in mj hie I he perspective I have itunes from having lived more and experienced more I In- dist Is pax ked with music IS tracks t»> be exact, so consumers gel their moncv s worth I he opening track, "Vampvre." creates ^n ee rie feeling reflective ol the album name, but the heat ot the rnord picks up with Tom's lirsl single off the CD, ' For I s. M hi> h features guest drummer DaveGrohl ol the hoo Fighters. \lartie Maguire and Natalie Mainee, both ol the Dixie ( hicks, also lend their mush .md talent to Yom's The Man, which adds a more folk sound tO the disc "Undercover,'' which was also featured on the Spider Man' soundtrack, heaacau In, recognizable tune v* hkh fans of the soundtrack love. slowing down flie pate of ihe album i*- "Ice Age, with Yom's poi- gnant lyrics drawing listeners Into his heartbreak, reminiscent ol ( old- plaj s audience hooking te« hniquea I he bonus brack on the album 'Go With It.' is not so \m« h ol i bonus than just the final track on Ihe disc I he guitar riffs are similar to those m Yom's hit from Musicforthemarningaftfr, "For Nancy,' which is not a bad comparison ph.*. >i WKCIS sum i Vtjnfcnrv/rr, M hile perhaps not the best ol Yom s work, makes a decent album to listen to while studying or hanging around TOP: Trent Wagler and the Steel Wheels perform at the annual Block Party In the 'Burg Saturday afternoon In New tans will be inspired to < heck out ins earlier albums affer a downtown Hanisonburg. BOTTOM: Tours of historic Court Square were also a part of the festivities at the Block few listens to Nighicntwttt His talent as ■ musician is undeniable Party. and this album will onlj help him materialize as a bona Fide roi k star 12 Tuesday, September 5,2006 wwwjhebreezextw The Breeze MTV Video Music Awards leave favorites empty-handed Host Jack Black mocks essence of ceremony with lack of passion, enthusiasm for artists m ANN POWERS ness ot the winner s list Surprisingly, no .irtist won more than lampooned Latency's ex-wife, [assies Simpson, and Richie's ex-pal once HI an) major category; favorites such .is the Red Hot Chili Paris Hilton Peppers and ( hristina Aguilera walked awaj empty-handed. I his Everyone chserad tor even thing, no matter whether the cham- unpredictability makes sense when you think ol how the public pion w,is ,1 burlesque troupe (Cussve.it DoDs, Best Dame video) or a LOS w.i ii- rhe2006MT\ Video MUSH Awards are om usual!) votes Fan «tubs probably hedged their bets on particular metal-con-band (Avenged Sevenfold, best New Artist in a Video). .mJ I feel .i little dirty, as one doa after a part) thai seemed prcttv awards for their favorites, and the network's broad viewennip But notions ot quant) disappear too. The most committed per- tun the night before ;ed out reflecting .1 year when no one style has dominated formances (hv the tightly choreographed Bey once, the magnetic rap- Bui that's nothing new. Pot most of its 22 years, the musk chart the charts- per 1.1. and earnest hands the Killers and All-American Rejects) soon net's annual t«'t'' has been .1 wicked pleasure at best mocking the Its random, rop-40 style diverstt) allows MT\ to represent the faded into the background ot clever quips and careful poses. Sweep- vtT\ principles ol the awards shows it emulates. broadest swath ot thr mainstream 'munis country, without rhyme ing gestures telt over-staged, when Panic! At the Disco entered in And this war H ith music's most intriguing acts scattered across or rcasonX but it makes the network a strange home tor an awards Mad Hatter outfits to dance with baroque Goth ladies, they evoked the genres making generalities about current culture Impossible, the show earlv David Bow ie w ithout anv ol the risk that great performer can VM v Awards held tn New York on rhursda) had very little ol what's How can you present award winners, even public!) elected ones, still project made 11 occasional!) thrilling: the passion ota star rising to her next without hinting 1h.1t one .irtist might be more gifted, or exciting, or IVrtormmg her ballad "Hurt,"' Aguilera seemed more like a can- level, or the Intrigue ol one style or .irtist emerging to rule us ,111 something, than another? 1 he VMA solution, tor years, has been bo didate tor "Phantom ot the Opera" than a great new soul voice. ludging by the ballot, rock should have been the night's jug- coat everything in friendl) mocker) Al Core, ottering part ot his "Inconvenient Truth" PowerPoint in gernaut but even when the youthful band Panid At the Disco won I Ins year s new host. |ack Black, took tins tendenc) to a new an odd episode ot social uplift, did his best to be |ovial. but his |ustJn video ol the Yean no largei feeling ot triumph filled the room. level, constant!) playing b.nt-.ind-sw it*.h M ith Ins own enthusiasm. Timberlake joke had more impact than his somber words. Onh singer I tevej Havok »rom the post-punk band Ml showed He donned Ins usual hard-rock persona (and .1 gold lame suit), but Only the small asides represented the VMA broadcast at its an) sense ol community. Accepting the award tor Best Rock \ Idea the only emotion that seemed sincere was Ins admiration lor "house s.iss\ best, when artists take chances they'd never take on other In' expressed genuine excitement .it meeting his presentee Bray- band" the Raconteurs His oveHhe-top comments (augmented bv shows Youtube darlings OK Go came off as sweet and genuine ing eminence Lou Reed (who was dressed like hod rust |itneyed in Sarah Silverman's, queen ot the deadpan) Implicitly derided viewers performing their famous "treadmill dance" in person. And the from tlv Hamptons and. pleading for more rotk on Ml V seemed he who feel invested in who u ins; I his is how dumb you look showing Raconteurs provided several high points, jamming with Reed and hasn't been watching much latelv I. your love, Ins behavior implied. 77. Top's Billv Gibbons and. most unexpectedly, independent film Snoop 1 'o.i'.r. expressed love tor his young competitors in the Best when nothing s taken serious!) in 'Ins way, divisive ideas like god hm larmusch. R,ip \ ideo category, ^ov b\ the deserving t hamUHonaire, but his tribalism fail. At the VMA, this meant thai recent!) Incarcented "Internet killed the video star!' sneered jack White, changing the elegantl) rhymed introduction held more self-admiration th.in any- hard-core rapper I il' Kim. snipping out ol .in orange prison lumper, words to the BugglcSSOng that had launched MTV a quarter century thing else could delight in honoring milquetoast Rnt belladeer |amea Blunt. ■go I his year s election process, which allowed \ iewers to t rough soul rocker Pink accepted -i statue tor her "Stupid Girls" vid- I his evening, though, the Internet wasn't the culpnt. Pop itself, most categories for the first rime, influenced the seeming random- 1 Nick 1 ache) and Nicole Richie, though thai video fierce!) in its current state ol dispassionate eclecticism, was. 'Sunshine' tackles controversial issue of children beauty pageants New independent movie takes risk by adding comedy, wit to sensitive American subject in KfiNNI IN I see little Murlev lemples who looked toned fans (hem authentically was to let them in on the story ror in American competition. "Smile" never stop- Los Angeles Times unseltoonscioush tried out. How do the) create "Il wouldn't have worked it the girls were not satirizing the Yankee will to win — and di>cs st ' ■ I We ;.-!; :|: sonat' says Faris* "but the) rcalh worked plav tullv and originally. LOS ANGELES - Quirky, sweet-and-sour area m whuh we should tread carefully. We ve all the circuit Ihev werereafl) the cream ot the crop." "little Miss Sunshine" also slum's a link to anoth- American comedies often become contemporary seen the documentaries; this community has been I hat was crucial because the filmmakers wanted er, recent tern he American corned v: "Saved!," which dasski when tlu * bring wit and humanit) to set- pummeled. So we didn't want to add to the. diton Olive I loover (Abigail Breshn), their slightly pudgv, savaged a fundamentalist Amen, an l.igle Christian tings toooften merely caricatured, like teen beaut) ah/mg Our role wastopresent it accurately and let bespectacled young heroine, "to be out ot her High School but displayed affection even tor its most pageants in Smile" ' 1974 and a rundamenraUst- people diaw their Own toiulusions." 1 ■rtainlv" whenitcanic to glamour.' even it rabid zealots 'I hough filmed in Vancouver, it was set Christian high school in Saved*1 (2004). "little 1 Irviousry, tor a film like ' 1 rttle Miss Sunshine/* Ultimate!) her (inner) beauty dOSS come through." in Baltimore County; where director Bnan Dannellv Miss Sunshine. ' tin- hit mdie comedy ol the sum- ^ikh celebrates improvisational and Indusive \ma We didn't want loeditonali/e." MVS I'avion, grew up, and it was edited by Pamela Martin, who did mer, has hnks to both films. I ike them, it's .1 t.ingv ican famines, .1 pageant sahibng glamorized notions "hut we didn't want to pull art) punches." They I ittle Miss Sunshine," too. The movie is about break- slice o! dark Americana But its final ad unfolds in ot beaut) offered a perfect oounterpoint It was ur> inducted several pageant-related characters who ing out of clowd-belief systems — bulging out actu- 1 setting even riskier 'or corned) or drama, eape- doubttsiilv a great backdrop tor the stor) we were go- sympathized with Olive's offbeat performance. ally, since the heroine, Mary (Jena Malonej question* iialiv these days: the Little Mis-- Sunshine contest, ing to tell." saysl ans; The ultimate StageOfl w Inch to I \en so, thev had to fiddle with the placement ol her faith after she gels pregnant, lhe director rouse* 1 prepubescenl beaut) pageant. brmg tlv tiim to a duTuu and have the issues active in .1 pageant-following biker character so audiences tunous laughter fn>m the looking-glass absurdity When Little Miss Sunshine'' premiered last thestot) come to a head,' saysDayton wouldn't think he was a potential child molester. of the religious ultra-nght, whether Mary is hoping winter at Sundance and then opened nationallv Hut pnsisfiv becauseH wassocomically, dramat* instead he generates one of the biggest right-on that she has .1 cancer instead tit a fetus, or her former more than a month ago to near-universal acclaim, K.IIK effective as Farts puts it. "the most Insane laughs HI the movie. best fnend Hilary Faye (Mandv Moore) is coining tht the murder ol |onl>enel Kanisev was rot \ et bat k place tor these characters to end up it was also In their treatment ot the pageant. Day ton and phrase "You're not bom a gay; you're bom again." Bui OH the front page. Il 1a testament to the movie's hu- she s,ivs. .ritual that the subculture be portrayed Parts hark back loan underrated classic of humane what makes the movie stick is Dannelly's respect fin manitv and quality that even with the CS9C return- in a truthful way So the filmmaker* resolved that light satire, "Smile," the late Michael Ritchie'scom- Ins t haraders and his knack for igniting his actors. ing to headlines and 24-hour table, thecondusion is thev would shoot the I ittle Miss Sunshine pageant ed) about a "Young American Miss" contest in the Indeed, in their death-defying tightrope walk- still far more runn; than creep) when I interviewed sequence .is close to .1 docurnentar) as they could. northern California town ot Santa Rosa. "Smile" across perilous Amencan environments, what all the to-dire. tors, I0r1.it ban I lav ton and Valeric I .ins Ihev used real pageant people and n-al girls and and "Little Miss Sunshine" share a genial tone, but thev movies prove is the eye-opening, redempfavt in July, and mentioned How unsettling it was to real moms, and divided that the onlv wa\ toemplov the recent movie sees the power as well as the hor- power of openhearted comic art. 1AKA ~ AX ~ KA ~ KZ - AXA ~ FIJI ~ UKA - IlKQ ~ XX ~ IN ~ TX - TKEII - 1 Fraternity #sSVOvy Recruitment September 11-20,2006 Quick facts about Fraternity recruitment and membership • Fraternity Recruitment Forum: 10 A.M. to 2 P.M. 1) The majority of current fraternity Monday, September 4lh through Friday, September 8lh on The members did not plan on joining a Commons fraternity before they came toJMU. • Fraternity Informational Session: September 5 (Si 7pm in Transitions th 2) The fraternity recruitment period is a • Meet the Fraternities: September 6 (2) 7pm in Transition time to get to know each fraternity on Bid Extension: September 21,2006 campus. You do not need to commit to anything. Fraternity recruitment event calendars are located on the Fraternitv/Sororitv Life website (vvwvv.jinu.edu/sos) 3) Interested? Need some questions to be answered? Then come out to the For more information, contact Mike Buonocore, informational session Tuesday, September IFC Recruitment Chair, (buonocma(a>jmu.edu) 5 at7pm in Transitions (located in Warren Hall). The following night, September 6 at 7pm, we will hold "meet the fraternities night" also in Transition. The Breeze wwwJhebreeze.ori; Tuesday. September 5.2006|13 Sorority Recruitment 2006 Mi,[liri!ffi[^ Why should you consider joining a sorority? I. Leadership opportunities in vour sorority and on campus 2 ('ommuiuty Service & Philanthropic support 3. Scholarships REG'ARDL'ESSIOFIWHIC'H WAVEKGUMTGH! 4 Meeting new people Sign-up: September 4-8 5. Academic support from women in the same major Recruitment Dates: September 14-10 6. Networking Sign up opportunities: 1. The Commons: September 4-8, 2006 10am - 2pm (Rain location: Vitioiul leadership Conferences and Conventual beside the Warren Hall Post Office) 2. Online: \isit the Fraternity/Sorority Life website (www jnui.edu/so-.) 8. Professional development (resume « Dong, Modjf and go to the Recruitment section of the Fraternity/Sorority Life tips, internship Gun, etc.) webpage 3- Student Organization Night: September 4th in Convocation Center 9. Joining an organization based on values, frier 5pm - 8pm 4. The Festival: September 5-8.2006 spm-u^opm in. (tpportuniiKs lor continued involvement after $33 sign-up fee covers the cost of recruitment materials college IOIIV, .ilumn.if ihapiors, vohmteei position! For more information, visit wwwjnui.edu sos or contact Uann Swdi, surdilkfu imu.edu 14 Tuesday. September 5. 2(Kl(< www.rlichiccze.org , The Breeze what's going on this week around town... tuesday • Wednesday ♦ thursday 9 friday Saturday Sunday KARAOKE MUSIC KARAOKE FILM KARAOKE. 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Night at 9 p.m. Cove tonight ography and talent MUSIC land, an exhibit of JMU dancers Head over to by JMU professor MUSIC and professors, as Guzman's Mexi- Dietrich Maune MUSIC FILM well as nationally can Restaurant today at the Cleo Head to the Go see "Thank Stop by The Litde recognized cho- tonight and enjoy Driver Miller Daily Grind You For Smoking" Grill Collective's reographers, to- some authentic Art Gallery. The downtown for at Grafton-Stovall open stage and night in the New Mexican music exhibit features its singer/song- Theatre tonight hear some good Dance Festival in to go along with paintings.drawings writer's circle at at 7 p.m. and 9:30 music tonight at Latimer-Schaeffer your authentic and photographs 7 p.m. p.m. 8:30 p.m. Theatre at 8 p.m. Mexican meal. of Newfoundland. 1SKJVC editorobsession It's no secret that I'm a die-hard "Dawson's Creek" fan. 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Thev their opening game at Bndgeforth Sta- weren't supposed to be shut out for dium. Added with moments of bril- the first three quarters by a Division liance from junior wide receiver L. C. II school. They weren't supposed to Baker, junior tree safety Tony LeZotte be held to just 99 rushing yards by a and solid special teams play through- team that has only eight-and-a-half out the game, |Ml managed a fourth- scholarships. In the end, though, a quarter comeback. win is a win, and the Dukes "ill "We wea' so bad on offense," |MU take it. coach Mickey Matthews said. "We "We escaped, but it's a win," probably dropped more passes today Dukes' junior wide receiver L.C. than we've dropped ilnce we 've been Baker said. "You have to take it here. 1 thought we blocked very poor- where vou can get il." ly and our backs played very bad." 1 JML scored two fourth-quar- Senior quarterback lustm Rascati ter touchdowns Saturday on its completed 9 of 14 passes for 12(1 yards way to winning 14-3 at home and a touchdown. Four of his five in- against Bloomsburg. It was a completions were drops game a lot of people expected Perhaps the only saving grace for would be over by halftime. the Dukes was their kicking game. "You really have to credit "We returned kickoffs well [ami] Bloomsburg," JMU coach Mickey punted the ball well," Matthews said. Matthews said. "They came in "Had we not done that, we would've here and they expected to win. been In trouble.'' That being said, we played very Both of |MU's touohdknvni came poorly on offense today." off of excellent field position The two scores for Madison On their first ■ODfing drive, which were set up by their defense. came in the fourth quarter, the Dukes Early in the fourth quarter with the started at Bloomsburg's 48-yard line. score still 3-0, |MU's defense stopped I here, Rascati hooked up with Baker the Huskies at their own 14-yard line, on a bubble s, reen pass that went the forcing a punt thai gave the team its I VAN 11^ SON pfeWXUb I distance. best field position all game. On the Senior running back Maurice Fenner maneuvers around bodies during the Dukes' opener against the Bloomsburg Huskies. The Dukes put their second touch- next play, senior quarterback [usbn down up courtesy ot a late, fourth- Rascati hit Baker tor a SLtySfd touch- After that the Dukes tmallv got quarter interception by LeZotte at down pass, giving the IXikes their their running game going, handing the Bloomsburg's 30-yard line. Senior first k-ad and points of the game. ball eight straight times to senior run- running back Vlaunce Fenner rum- "Every time we ran that play, ning back Maurice Fenner for 29 yards. bled in eight carnes later. JML's run- it was kind of open," Baker said The last carry was a 1-yard touchdown ning game averaged |ust 3.3 yards per "We came back with it at an plunge to seal the game for the Dukes. earn-behind an offensive line that had opportune time." The Madison defense played trouble moving BUximsburg's Divi- The play was just a simple much better than the offense, hold- sion II defensive line. bubble screen pass, but Baker ing the Huskies' normally high The )MU defense was out on got good blocking from his fel- powered offense to just three points, the field tor M playi and outplayed low wide receivers and was able Bloomsburg, however, was with- Bloomsburg offense. At halftime, the to outrun the rest of the Huskies out its top offensive weapon, lam.ir Huskies' offense led in rushing yards, defense for the touchdown. Bnttingham, who sat out the game passing yards and possession By the JMU's second touchdown H M v\itli .i knee Injury. end of the game, the I Kike*, w ere able set up bv a junior free safety Tony "They did a great job tonight," to eclipse the Huskies In rushing yards I e/otte's interception with -1 21 left to Rascati said. "They were forced to bj tallying six sacks and two other play in the fourth quarter play the whole game, since the offense tackles foi loss, Ahull accounted for "They like to play a It* of two- wasn't able to get anything going." 63 yards lost rushii r man games/' l«'/otte said. "On that Aside tnim holding the Huskies kl 'I Hii dofens ut there play they ran a curl flat and I |ust three points, the Dukes were sbfe to sack in the fourth quarter. Matthews said undercut the curl and picked the ball off." sttOAJHB, page IT Junior wide receiver L C. Baker sprints past a Bloomsburg Me WN, page 17 From the Editors Desk UNC Tar Heels torch Unsportsmanlike conduct Dukes to stay perfect on JMU's student section No. 5 UNC deals The transformation was tunes it hurts setting wrecked |CS or scoring touchdowns 18th-ranked JMU quick. by a 300-pound defensive And most importantly, he In one year, JMU went lineman. has no ctlect an the outcome first loss of season from viewing its athletu pro But it's easy to do things of Ihe game. Why waste time gram with sarcasm to fanati- w hen ripping on him? Mess w ith 111 WllllMi PKOIIM I cism. Students used go for there are the stud quarterback making staff writer the band and maybe stay for no cones vour secondary Itmk terrible. the game... maybe. outness Strew with the wide receiver ihi'lMi Held ho.kev team suffered Now, after a nation.il — which with great hands. [*av alien ils first loss of the season Saturday at championship, expectation was con- lion that your team is being ternoon, dropping a 4-1 contest to the and interest is high. There veniently shut out by a Division II University of North Carolina at (MU are lines to get into football summed tootball team held Hockey Complex. games and people are Ho. k up by one It took three-arid a-half We all know we played really well," ing to the Student Duke < tub female quarters tor the mighty IMl sophomore forward fcshle) Walll It's so good some may not gams Dukes tO gel OH the hoard. said I his mst pushes us to do better even remember the tootball goer's I he offense looked stagnant nexl time" team used to be HMdlOl re to I slurt MATTHEW and the defense uninspired Ihe lar Heels enlered the mauh bad on a regular basis It read, STOSS Maybe it was because it was as the fifth-ranked team m the nation. However, as it often hap- "Il only the first game. Or perhaps Both the Dukes and I NC were coining pens with haste, important counts Bloomsburg wasn't the Opening weekend things are forgotten. In JML's it sou get caught." This printer) to. us? Were the) Our performance today was ter- case, it was how to support SOUSteS tO how there .ire no peering Into next week and rific," I\H coach Antoinette I ucassaid .our team. repercussions In i crowd Boone, N.C , where Division It was a mailer of execution every- What sets good student — or more accurately, a I-A A reigning national thing else was de.id. even with North sections apart is cleverness mob. Tor the individual, champion Appalachian state i. srollna. and creativity with their that's a good thing No one awaits' I hlngS bee,.in to cheers and chants Duke can blame "vou," but "you" Whatever the explana- go dim nhill lor the i[t/•ll-HoVHiplirr University*! student section reflects a group perceived lion: idiot in green shirt I. Dukes In ths latter is notorious, coming up with In peers and OUtSlden. And IML student section 0. portion of the hrst Senior midfielder Balllle versfeld fights for posi- lines like, "I hat's all right life is perception It someone A great student section halt Wnh 14:56 left, tioning while going after a ball Saturday against I h ,i 11 OK, You're going to thinks you're classless, vou isn't |Ust noise, cheers and UN< s BrOOk Miller the Tar Heels. The Dukes lost 4-1. A win against work lor us one day." are. rowdmess it s originality, scored on a pen.ilt\ Ohio University Sunday put JMU 3-1 on the year. Clever. I his Isn't what IMU, or knowledge o( the gams and corner. Short!) sfter, "F-you Bloomsburg/ any college cheering section, intelligence, in addition to Karen Mann ■Cored n.-r Freshman Danielle Forword continued the isn't should bs known tor Parents volume. Anyons can come oft a rebound into l.u I leela run In scoring L NC'a Mn.il coal of the Of the chants started at shouldn't be wary of bringing up with "Hey, vou suck'" (he right corner. gi\ t|.i\ with MO remaining Saturday's tooth,ill game. their kids to football games Be belter than anyone. Be ing UN( t 2 n lead I hen, bSe Dukea finally gol their turn. Over halt of them con- Alumni shouldn't shv sway hetter than the lowest com- Walls over |ML at ihe With "voi left, Wall, took .. ihot from iltt- tained profanity, including because ths current students mon denominator. Don't be hall left, assisted bj sophomore mldflelder Melissa one taunting an injured don't understand vou can the girl wearing the I-shirt "In a lot of ways, fcVS dominated the si.'l.ini.ik. giving |Ml their onl) score ol the BltMnnsburg player. heckle and still show nSpSCt And hopefully, Ihe transfor- whole first hall and most of the se.oiul game Cursing at an entire So some moron m i green mation from crude to class) halt," Walls said. Us frustrating not to "I'd like i" think ih.n with four corners in team is vulgar; ridiculing an shirt on the sidelines is taunt* lust needs a little more lime. come out on top." one game, we would have scored more," l ucea injured player is daselcss mg the students who cares f Matthew Slots is ii lenior jo -.tart the second half, UNC took said l uckily, the kid wasn't hurl He s not In pads He s not English Hur/oi <"( % \ 0% A t- m # ... *connectedthinking PRICEWATERHOUS^CDPERS The Breeze www.iltebreeze.org |Tuesday.September5.2006 17 GAME: Dukes survive close call at home against Bloomsburg GAME,} was not pleased with his team on |Ml"s last drive of the game I he\ of the Veer" by hAA.org, ASH lost on Brad Nallor '-4, Stefan Vdami 2-3* BloomsDurej quarterback Dan i atom Said Matthewa, also dropped (our passes, three Ol Saturday to N.C state 23 10 Game Dan I alorre S-(-Sf>l; |ML \1aurue si> times while pressuring him 'Offensively we which would have resulted in tirst time is vw p.m. at Kidd Brewer Sta- Fenner 21-68. Uvin bank-- 4-19, lustin throughout the whole tame played ven badly downs. dium. Rascati M4. The) run thai 1965 sprint draw; tonight. We need "When you keep going three and which people don'l run anymore," t*' gel better in a out, it's hard to gel in a rhythm offen- Bloomsburg 3 0 0 0 — 3 Receiving: BL - Brahin Bilal " 79, Matthews said. "Earij we were run- hurry or it's going sively,* Rlscati said. "We didn't make JMt 0 00 14— 14 Ryan 5* hui k WJ V t- hristian Allen 2-u, ning by th.it play s lot. Wc had to tO he a long sr.i pl.i\ s end we need tO get better." I uke Kuklick 1-7, fay Collins 1-4; IMl explain to our guys how slowlj thai son/' Madison will need to drastu.ilK Passlae; BU — Dan Laorre 14-17-0 — LC. Baker J-69, Mike ( aussil play devetopfl \tter we slowed our I he Duksa improve o\ er this next week, as they I 152; [Ml lustin Rascati 9-14-1 0 Alvin Banks 2-13, Ardon Bransfor I- guys dow n. we were able to stop that wen lust 5 tor 11 will head down to Hoone, \.l . to 120. 14, Bosco Williams l-h on third down take on defending national champion it waa clear from Ins post-game conversions and Appalachian "state Nexl Saturday's Rushing: Bl C hristian Allen 2^- Records: Bloomsburg (0-1, 0-0) (Ml comments, though, 'hat Matthews two ol those came Baker game is being tabbed as the "Game B9, josh Heck 6-25, jai Collins I 7 (1-0,0-0) WIN: Offense will need to improve versus ASU WIN, frontpage 15 Whether or not anyone was look- "(Our offense wasn't! out then' long ing past Hoomsburg to Appalachian enough. Our third down conversions State remains anyone's guess rhe wen SO poor that we weren't out bottom line is that tin11 hikes' defense then' long enough to do anything." will need momsuppotl from their of rhe Pukes ran only IH offensive fense if they want to beal me Moun- ptoys in the second halt, finished with 44 total playt and converted onK 66- three of 11 on third down "I'm sun- our offense IcouloTve On offense you plavedl another game.' Matthews s.nd. 'None of those guys |were| have to make plays, tiied and we weren 't do- Kaseali said. It was frustrating, hut you have to learn tn-m your mis- ing that. takes We |iist have to get rvadv |tor Appalachian State| in a hurrv —JUSTIN RASCATI 1 he last hme the Dukes were shut JMU quantrtwek out oftensivelv at halttime was tWO 99 yean ago against the Univetsit) ol Maaaacnusetta taineers on the mad next weekend "It was a sunrise, but in the same Bloomsburg, who went 11-1 last token we wen* shooting Ouraslvea season on their way so a Division II in the foot.' Rascati MM. "On of- crown, were used to winning •ni^ fense you have to make plavs. and came into a hostile [Ml environment we weren't doing that. We probably read\ to do so Ihe I>ukes consider had two or three plavs we made on the game S wake-up call. Ofiense all game and we cant win "Luckilv. we still won.' Baker games — especially in the A* 10 — do- said i aal yeec we had a rudeawak* ing that.' enmg In our second game against Said Matthews, it we don't Coastal [CaraUnaL wnkh hurt us SUSAN 50MM KI 11 Di iwnflelmphweyejisii bloik some people or run better and in the long run 1 his game, [it hap- Senior quarterback Justin Rascati throws a pass during Saturday's game against Bloomsburg. Rascati finished play better | .it wide receiverL it's go- pened | nght lien- I ike thev s.iv \ou the day 9 of 14 for 120 yards and one touchdown. The Dukes travel this Saturday to Boons, N.C, to take on the Ing to be a long war. We're going to make your host Impiovements from I Mountaineers of Appalachian State In a game that will feature the last two Division l-AA national champions. get beal week one to week two Madison travels to Colorado, LOSS: Dukes fall 4-1 to goes 1-2 in Coors Invitational fifth ranked North Carolina POKl COLI INS. I oto In the second match. IMl In the hn.il ganu-.a the tour- KtSS hmi /ii*. I • improving their record to H. three Ihe |V1L women's volleybal] fell to Wake Forest .vn with nament, the nukes wen beaten The Tar Heels dominated Madison got a goal an^\ an .is Junior Merel Broekhuizen nt 1-2 this weekend m game scores ol JO-28, *t^2Kand 1-0 by the RafflS Ol Colorado the I hikes beyond |ust the score- sist from Maureen Khngler and and freshman Kelse) Cutchins ' in Invitational held at 30-24. Junior Allvson Halls led State b\ game stores of ,10-lh, board. UNC had a total of 11 shots two assists from sophomore combined tor the shutout in C olorado State this weekend. Madison with IS kills on a 591 30-14 and 30-2tt [ML waa bo- OH goal and four saves compared Melissa Walls goal. Broekhui/en made no In their first game, the Dukes hitting percentage and also had bur) overmatched as the Rams to IML s nine and two The Dukes scored tli«- game saves in the first half and faced ott against the OB Is ol si« digs held them to ttn overall .1101) at- "We came out and gave it winner just 10 minutes into the Cutchins had two Florida Atlantic, winning W), Other tack percentage while CSU hit 110 percent," JML freshman game when Walls fed ,i pass Ihe Dukes will look to take Madison w.is led bj Fmnman contribu- 128 forward Meghan Bain said. to Khngler who drove the ball that momentum into their next Nicole 11'iiiur, who had 13 kills tors for Pierson had a match-high 13 "We had complete control, but past Ohio goalie lessu- M.ir two home games, taking on and 423 attack percentage. JML In- digs ,ind Stlllwell led the Madi- we didn't finish — that's some- tin. Michigan State I-rid.n at 4 p in I\u won by game scores cluded son H ith eight kills, lit digs •"'.I thing we'll work on tor the JMU also got goals from se An^\ si foseph's Saturdaj at I and 30-27. Ju- St.llwell. thnv blot ^ nexl game." nior Bailhe versreld and Ash- pm. nior hb.ro UP),i 1'ierson had who had hum.- Strausi led the IML hosted Ohio I imer lej Walls. The goal In Walls "We just take it one game .it ind senior Bayll Mill- II kills, Rama with II kills and a ,55b aity on Sundav and won 3-0, tied her tor (lie team lead with a time," Bain said well ,i|s1( contributed with 11 Pierson, .itt.i. k percentage. She also kills, six digs and thru' blot k who had had seven digs tor < 51 s.' .IsSlsts 20 d.RS, Stlllwell (er Ashl.w I ornstrom'had 44 In the second game the and sopho- assists, two service aces, tour I Kikes got a si. point service more setter I auren Miles* who digs and four blocks on her run from senior Amanda Snead had 41 assists, tour kills and w.n tO being named tourna- FOR A DIFFERENT SLANT ON THE NEWS as IMl never trailed in the game five digs ment M\ P and went on to win 30-22, ihe Demon Deacons got Ihe Dukes' next home The Christian Science Monitor I \i was led bj lana An- a double-double tmm |essua match is Friday, Sept ISagainai d. in. n a. w In i had a match-high Furlongwhohad iMkiiis.md 11 i otoniaJ Athletic Association ri- 17 kills lanelleSarauw had nine digs l.ukie LUCAS had 10 kills \ a! * icorgia 'state i lame time is An independent, unbiased international dairy newspaper kills and tour digs while setter with three blocks, and Natalie 7 p.m in SmdairGymnasium, with worldwide readership ( see] i aRoccs had v» assists Mtiliiktn also had ii kills and and three digs llmv blinks. — from stall reports founded in 1908 'To injure no man. but to less all mankind.' 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