Randy Moss became a wide receiver tisme. e instead of a striker. Ｚ ｾ Ｚ Ｚ ｳ ｰ ｯ ｵ ｲ ｨ ｾ ｾ ｾ ｾ ｾ ｾ ｾ Watch the English Premier League and of millions of dollars see for yourself why the sport is so pop- Po ln into athletics. Maybe ular in Europe, where the best athletes The Hullabaloo Tulane should focus play soccer. a little more on sports instead of spending I'm tired of hearing money on petty things about Terrell Owens, like "hurricane recov- III+ and I can't stand how play ery." ESPN and the general public are ob- All I know is that the sessed with him. goes great with $465 I paid Tulane to Every time I tum on Sportscenter, Dan Ben Eisenberg park on campus had Patrick is trying to cram another hack- staffwriter better be used to buy some high school neyed T.O. story down my throat. Wake football recruit a new sports car. up. people! Both teams he played for Can anyone imagine ho\\' differ- were desperate to get rid of him. ent Tulane would be with a vi- • If you didn't take hour-long Owens is the kind of player who should I + brant sports scene? lunch breaks at work to watch be scorned upon. Instead. ESPN plays All summer I had to listen to my I I + the World Cup, then you him up to no end (much to the enjoy- friends at Virginia Tech or Miami say missed out. ment of you, the audience, apparently). things like ...Dude. we really have a shot Did anyone watch Italy defeat Germany azz. Steve Smith and Chad Johnson are bet- at a national championship this year." in the semifinals? It was the most enter- ter, and they're good teammates, but I As much as I love Tulane. it sucks to have taining sports event of the summer. guess Joe Consumer enjoys T.O. 's cute no response to a statement like that. Don't hate soccer because America isn't touchdown celebrations and cancerous .. Well. uh. our baseball team made the good at it. Understand that the U.S. will clubhouse antics. College \\'orld Series a couple years probably never be as good as Brazil or Terrell Owens is like Paris Hilton. an- Pick up acopy or read us online at ago: · England. other celebrity undeserving of his sta- Guess what? I know l\\O people who Why? Because• Lebron James decided tus. I'd pay to have both ofthem banned watch college baseball, and one of them to play basketball instead of soccer, and from television. www .thehullabaloo.com

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