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- _SERVING THE STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK AT STONY BROOK AND ITS SURROUNDING COMMUNITIES
- Marburger Attempting to Oust FSA PresIAent Writes to SUNY.Asking for Repeal of FSA Contract
By Elizabeth Wasserman University President John Marburger will ask SUNY Central administrators to repeal their contract
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-Page 3 -Page 3 -News Digest Compiled From Associated Press Reports House Finds Ferraro Violated Ethics Act Washington-The House Ethics ethics law, it issues a statement of al- committee found that Geraldine Fer- leged violation, which the member has raro violated the Ethic in Government 21 calendar days to answer. But the Act at least 10 times but is not recom- House loses the ethics-law jurisdiction mending any formal House action over members when their terms end. against the lame-duck representative, a With Congress now out of session, it congressional source said yesterday. would require a special meeting of the The committee voted 8-2 Monday to House to consider punishment that adopt a staff report that says the 1984 could range from reprimand to Democratic vice presidential nominee expulsion. failed to provide complete information There was no formal announcement on her required financial disclosure by the committee, which is comprised of statements since entering Congress in six Democrats andsix Republicans and 1979, according to the source. But be- operates under strict secrecy rules. Its cause the New York lawmaker is chairman, Rep. Louis Stokes, D-Ohio, leaving office when the 99th Congress said Monday that "a statement will be convenes Jan.3, the 12-member panel filed as early as possible next week." plans no further action, said the source, The committee report said Ms. Fer- who spoke onl;y on condition he not be raro's six financial disclosure state- identified. ments from 1979 through this year Normally, when the ethics committee contained 'numerous errors and omis- finds a House member in violation of the sions." Thousand Killed In India Poison GIt Leak EBhopal, India-The poison gas leak Tuesday, said it would never reopen. from a pesticide plant has killed 1,000 Bimla Devi, 27, who lost her husband people, doctors say, and many of the sur- and their only child, said the carbide gas vivors in this central Indian city are sent thousands of people scattering in threatened by blindness and sterility. panic. She said most of those who fell, The doctors said many of the dead were coughing and crying, were old people children and the elderly, who were not and children. Volunteers helped strong enough to withstand - or outrun- cremate 228 Hindus on blazing outdoor the lethal cloud that spread over 25 pyres that flickered bright orange square miles of this city of 900,000 on against the dark sky last night. Other Monday. volunteers helped dig graves to bury The methyl isocyanate gas had begun Moslems 11 at a time in common 5-foot- leaking at 1 AM from an underground long graves. storage tank at a Union Carbide pesti- Doctors said the gas makes the lungs cide plant in a poor area of Bhopal. The produce so much fluid that victims leak was stopped after 4C minutes, but drown, sometimes days after the expo- the gas seeped silently over the city sure. Drs. Parveen Chaudhary and S. K. through the early hours of the morning. Srivastava of Hamedia Hospital told the Police on Monday arrested five plant Associated Press they counted 500 officials on negligence charges and corpses at the city's major hospitals and sealed off the factory. Prime Minister had reports of at least 500 more dead at Rajiv Gandhi, who toured the city hospitals on Bhopal's outskirts. Legislature to Vote On Own Salar^y Intreases Albany- The state Legislature re- leaders of the Legislature that he turns to Albany on a business tax sur- wouldn't bring his Democratic troops charge designed to preserve, for one back to Albany-to act on pay raises or year, current fares on the nation's anything else-unless they agreed to leg- largest mass transit system. - islation to help the MTA. Yesterday Assembly Speaker Stanley The salary increase package will in- Fink, D-Brooklyn, said the pay raise bill clude pay raises for the state's judges would increase the individual annual sa- and for its top appointed officials. Ac laries of the Legislature's 211 members cording to Fink, salaries for state Su from the current S32.960 to $43,000-a preme Court justices would increase 30.5 percent jump-as of Jan. 1. The ac- from $65,000 a year to $82,000 annually- tion will make New York legislators the a 26 percent increase-while the annual highest paid in the continental United salary for the chief judge of the state's States in terms of base pay. Annual sa- top court, the Court-of Appeals, would laries in Pennsylvania are $35.000 while jump from $84,262 to $95.000. they are $46,900 in Alaska. Cuomo aides said yesterday that top While at the state Capital for what is appointed state officials, those that head expected to be a one- or two-day, lame- state agencies and who haven't had duck session, members of the Legisla- raises since Jan. 1, 1982, would be get- ture will also debate extension of a ting an immediate raise of 6 percent ret- 2-year-old surcharge on business taxes roactive to July I and then another 312 designed to help maintain fares for the percent increase as of Jan. 1 under the
- Metropolitan Transportation Au- pay raise package to be acted on by the 2 +;-STATESMAN Wednesday, December 5, 1984 thority. Fink had made it clear to GOP Legislature. ' * ' * ,. Aptekar s Art Is Damaged Again by Vandals
By George Bidermann In two separate incidents over the weekend, vandals damaged Bernard Aptekar's sculptural painting The De- feat of the City of Plutonium, which is on display in the Lab Office building. These incidents marked the fourth and fifth times the piece has been vandalized since Aptekar placed it there on ex- tended loan to Stony Brook in March. "It's absolutely disgusting," Aptekar said last night from his New York City apartment. "Obviously someone doesn't like the piece. It's clearly time for the students on campus to do something about this." The latest incidents occurred Sat- urday morning and early Sunday morning, according to John Wolfe, a su- pervisor with the Community Service Unit (CSU). CSU members have been stationed in the lobby each night from 8:00 PM to 2:00 AM, guarding the piece, Wolfe asserted. "These [attacks] must have happend after that time," Wolfe said. The building is supposed to be locked
every evening, but the doors have been +T Ads v iefttT' ...,#» n called "unsecurable" by University Po- that Bernard Aptekar is loaning to the University was vandalized twice this weekend; now the artist is considering removing it. lice and CSU members. Particularly, Artwork some of the lobby doors have had their where it had been bolted to the floor. a .uX ident John Marburger said yesterday see leasing it open for more attaatks.- he locks broken so many times that the smashed it against the wall. The section that extra funds are "hard to find" at said. locks have been rendered useless. was still laying there last night, this time in the semester. "We don't Aptekar discounted the theory that Steve Burby, administrative super- crumpled against a wall of the lobby. know what to do to protect the work at the attacks are a form. of reacting to the visor of CSU, told Statesman last night Aptekar had bolted this section to the this moment," Marburger said. "The social and political themes of the work that CSU had submitted reports to Uni- floor after Defeat was vandalized Sept. only alternative may be to take it out of itself. "The reason for the attacks may versity Police stating that the doors 15. In the September attack, "See Mer- the university." be because the content and imagery gets could not be secured. The last report, rily We Roll Along" had been pushed "It's a shame wihen a small number of under the skin of certain people." he according to Burby, was submitted Nov. over into two of the other sections of people can cause this kind of degrada- said, "but I really think the pieces that they are easi ly 25. Defeat. tion for the whole community," Mar- were hit were hit because much Early Saturday, a section of the art- Aptekar has not been able to inspect burger said, "but it's a typical quandry accessible. In comparison, a the apprecia- work, entitled "The Martyrdom of the damage yet because he lives in Man- the society finds itself in. Are we going stronger reaction has been people have ex- Races and Sexes," one of four sections, hattan, where he is an associate pro- to let ourselves be so affected by this tion that numerous the work and was ripped from its base. The piece de- fessor in the Art department at New destruction that we have to remove art pressed to me in regard to picted a small motor, and protruded York Technical College. He is due on work from the campus? This incident its being on campus." from the section. campus today, to inspect the damage reflects a total disregard [by the van- Ken Wallace, a staff member in the and give the university a preliminary dals] for the society." Aptekar joined President Marburger Computer Science Department, re- insurance estimate. Aptekar said last night he was reluc- and University Police in requesting that ported the second incident on Sunday University officials had discussed the tant to consider removing Defeat from any student with information con- morning to University Police. This time, installation of a plexiglass partition and the university, but that it is a very real cerning the vandalism call University vandals had ripped the section entitled alarm system around the work after the possibility. "Unless its protection is gua- Police at 246-3335. All information will "See Merrily We Roll Along" off its base, September attack, but University Pres- ranteed, it's going to be removed. I can't be kept strictly confidential. Shortening of Semes te r Approved by Marburger
By Howard Breuer cent years. The semester was stretched from thirteen vidual class times will be extended by five minutes. A be provided. Students who cherish the precious days of summer to fifteen weeks in Fall 1982. full week for final exams will still for this is for people to vacation will be spending an extra week splashing "I don't feel like there's any difference from one "The principle advantage better shot at getting housing," said Mar- around at the beach next summer and working at those calendar to another," said Marburger, after accepting have a great summer jobs; University President John Mar- a recommendation on the calendar made by the Uni- burger. "The people [who need the time to find burger has just approved the 14-week semester. versity Senate a month ago. "Everybody seems happy housingl will be helped be getting a later start [in the summer. r tne present day academic calendar requires stu- with what is proposed [in the new calendar.] When I new "It's good for people who have to work up until Labor dents to spend 15 weeks in classes. By starting the saw that the University community wanted this Day," said Heidi Heyman. a graduating senior. "Most semester a week later, after Labor Day, and ending it -cajendar and nobody was seriously opposing it, I de- people start school then anyway." the middle of December as it ends now, the c.meu to try it out." around 'The five minutes will really feel like the same will undergo its second major facelift in re- To compensate for one week less of classes, indi- calendar amount of time." said Matthew Natale. who was also pleased with the new calendar. -Some students, how- ever, were not happy with the idea. "Stcy Brook has an exceptionally unrealistic per- ception of the time and effort that students put into their academic endeavors.' said Rachel Brown. a Kelly E resident who seemed concerned that the loss of a week from her semester would do her grades an injustice. "It is poor planning on their part. and in my estimation. a foolish act to initiate." Another advantage of the calendar revision, ac- cording to Marburger. is that it would allow for the summer session length to be equally d istributed. "'One of the two summer sessions is pretty short right now," he said. 'This would allow us to make it longer." "I think that it's great." said Steven D'Orazio. a Mount College resident, "because it gives me an extra week of the summer to be with my girlfriend."
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By Howard Breuer The Museum of Long Island Natural Sciences, which is presently located on the main floor of the Earth and Space Sciences Center (ESS) may soon be moved off campus, if operators of the museum have their way. Approximately 30,000 people visit the museum every year. according to the museum's associate di- rector Margaret Canover. This is more tha.. any other University attraction brings in. Most of the vis- itors are schoolchildren from local elementary schools. They can be heard in the hallways and the classrooms in ESS during regular class times, and so they often cause a disturbance to the students there, according to Conover. Both Conover and the museum's director. Steven Englebright would like to move the museum to a house Statesman -, vMangoA just north of the of the Soutn Entrance on Stony Brook The Earth, Space and Sciences (ESS) museum located in the ESS building may be moved off campus soon road, which is also within walking distance of a nature trail which is often made a part of the school trips to the ,ersity in its three bedrooms. The house also features a want to take over the house immediate', "We could University. living room, a dining room and a sliding roof, which move the museum into the house as soon as next fall if it "There is a logistical problem in getting the children probably was once used by an astronomer staying at were approved." said Conover. "This would be a on and off the bus twice," said Conover, "to see the the house, according to Diane Diot McNamara, the gradual move, because there is a lot of work involved." museum on the campus and then drive outside of it to Director of Development for the Stony Brook Founda- In a University Senate meeting on Monday after- see the trails and other programs." tion. There are also four outer buildings, used for noon, various faculty grappled with the idea of using "We've been looking for a place like this for a long storing such things as commencement folders. the house. Some were concerned that a better place for time. The house seems ideal for us. There are some According to McNamara, the Stony Brook Founda- the things stored in the various sections should be special large trees on the property, which may include tion has not been approached by Englebright or Con- found before anything was moved. Concerns were also the largest silver maple tree on Long Island," said over with a formal request to use the house. "The board voiced for the need to house the University guests Conover. members [of the foundation] are very appreciative of there, and also that the money could be used for other There are other reasons for removing the museum the [significance of] the museum," said McNamara. things. The Senate conceded that the house would be a from the campus. It's at the center of the University, 'but they don't even know of the museum's intention to good location for the museum, but with an amendment of the which makes it difficult to find, according to Conover. use the house." made by Andrew Collver, who is chairman and also the origi- By putting the museum on Stony Brook Road, Conover "We're awaiting the proposal," added McNamara, campus environment committee for anything feels the amount of visitors to the museum will in- who seemed to be optimistic about the move. "We like nator of the idea, that space be found first from the house. crease and the University's relations with the general to be good neighbors to our community...to the people that might have to be moved out Conover says has public will be enhanced. on the other side." Presently the museum, which intended to The house that the museum would be put into is "There are various people that would like to use the grown much larger than it was originally on the geology of presently owned by the Stony Brook Foundation. It is house," said University President John Marburger. be, features one permanent exhibit used primarily to house short-term guests of the Uni- Conover said the museum should act quickly if they Long Island.
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December 5, 1984 r ~ ~~ ~ ~ f~X - = - Three HSC Profs Start I Enuresis Help Program by Adam Schneider training. Twenty percent of our nation's The major impetus behind this new children and adolescents are affected study is to evaluate the effectiveness by a condition known as enuresis. of the two most commonly used treat- This is commonly known as bedwet- ments for bedwetting. It is what Fi- I ting, and is often translated into dis- schel calls "a comparison study." The comfort and embarrassment for both pharmaceutical method involves the the child and the parents involved. usage of drug therapy and pills. The However, a long-awaited program other makes use of behavior manage- has now become available for youngs- ment, which involves the use of a I ters as a result of research efforts be- urine alarm. Both methods are tween Stony Brook's Department of widely used but it must be deter- Finest Shopping Center, Route 25A 75S-9600 Psychology and the School of Medi- mined how quickly each one lasts. 1I.--- PANCAKE COUPON _ cine's Department of Pediatrics. A The problem has been given "far Valid Monday-Saturday team of professionals led by psycholo- too little treatment attention in the 3:00-6:00pm gists Janet Fischel and Robert Lie- United States," according to Liebert. bert and pediatric nephrologist Fred He notes that the enuresis situation Kaskel will be coordinating the pro- has been taken much more seriously BuyC 1AtLSL Stack gram. It will be available to children in Europe due to their practicelof so- with any degree of bedwetting cial medicine. However, the three- problem. person team right here on the Stony Get knd Stack Free!I According to Fischel, "There is Brook campus hopes to make some Choose From A Large Variety Of Pancakes. very little research out there.... prop- major breakthroughs erly done." This program will also not While they are not ruling out be research oriented. Fischel said former belief of causes for the that the causes for enuresis are "not problem the trio is operating under a well-understood." One or two pos- "state of art and guesswork." In addi- sible causes could be the depth of tion, Liebert adds that, unfortu- sleep or emotional issues, Fischel nately, "There has been a lack of said. interest on behalf of parents and pe- Discounts Not Valid Higher Priced There are several forms of enuresis diatricians. They are fooled into be- On Specials. Expsr 12/15/4 Stock Prevails but most fall into two major catego- lieving that the problem will go away ries. Primary enuresis occurs in "a *slowly." child who has never been 'dry'." Se- Liebert noted that a bedwetting Open 7am-9pm Monday-Saturday condary nocturnal enuresis sufferers child "fails to do things that you and I 7am-5pm Sunday have gone through a period of "dry- learn to at early stages of the life 5% Discount With S.U.S.B. I.D. ness", but, according to Fischel, they cycle." This is either the resultof slow BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND have developed the problem. Some learning (90 percent of the cases) or DINNER SERVED DAILY children with bedwetting do have se- possibly some physical defect or i rious medical or emotional complica- illness. tions. Liebert, Kaskel, and Fischel The enuresis program is just get- indicate that bedwetting may be a ting underway, Liebert stressed. symptom of an underlying disorder More information can be obtained by or even possibly poor early toilet- calling 444-2585 or 444-2700. L - P/NCS Dept Changed At U Senate Meeting By Howard Breuer for a "Catch-22" type situation existing The Linguistics program at Stony within the program, because a student Brook became the Linguistics Depart- cannot legally repeat a course in which a MQeet at a University Senate meeting on *P" is already earned. Monday; changes were also made in the Major program and departments may undergraduate P/NC option, for stu- not require a student to repeat a course dents who unknowingly P/NC classes in which a P was obtained, when that for their major before they declare it. course is taken before the major is According to Joel Rosenthal, retiring declared. President of the University Senate (this Major departments and programs was his last meeting), there really is not may, at their discretion, require a more much difference between a program advanced course to be taken in lieu of a and a department. It's just a way of es- required course in which a grade of P is tablishing the program in a more per- recorded. Any such requirement should manent way. and of giving recognition be made known to the student at the to the significance of the work done time that he declares the major. within the program. Any course in which the grade which The Linguistic Department had been was earned was C- or less, whether or seeking the change in status since last not that grade was converted to P. may spring, when the Provost's office re- be repeated. ceived a request from Egon Neuberger, Departments should inform students when they P/NC a course that they Dean of the Social and Behavioral ^teiab¢t. . i(ztu--l Sciences Division, stating that Linguis- should not, and warn them when a P/NC tics truly met all criteria for such a needs to be changed. It was also disclosed at the meeting by change. The Senate agreed, and it was 4.04 r?6rtifi C~n^iy ! SCJ- e ykl. also mentioned that the Relijious Stu- Graduaet Student Organization (GSO) dies program would try making the representative Sam Hoff that the GSO \516 504-St" same move early next semester. voted 9-2-1 to oppose constuction of an As for the P/NC option, the Senate arboretum as part of the proposed Nat- asked to do some *fine- tuning' by the ural Sciences Center. This was done at a University Senate Education, and November 13 meeting of the Graduate STATESMAN Wednesday, December 5, 1984 7 Teaching Policy Committee, to correct Student Senate. a . - I ' . i i o» - *» *-\»* *%; v ; It e * sU. ; I -- Editorial- mmmmww Protect Our Art Contributions or Remove Them The latest series of attacks on Bernard Aptekar's One of the themes exemplified in Aptekar's De- We urge the administration to immediately offer sculptural painting The Defeat of the City of Plut- feat is non-commitment on the part of the middle a reward to any person providing information onium shows again that the actions of a few irres- class as a whole. It is hard to believe that no one on which leads to the arrest of the vandals who ran- ponsible people can degrade the way the public campus has any information about this last series sacked Defeat. We also feel that the administra- views students at Stony Brook. of attacks on Defeat. We hope that there is at least tion should immediately begin to solicit funding Aptekar placed the work on extended loan to the one person here who would volunteer information through contributions to help pay for the plexiglas university in March. It was put in the lobby of the to help the investigation. partition and alarm system that the university Lab Office building, which is at best a risky location What artist in his right mind, after hearing of can't seem to find money for it in its budget. for a large piece of artwork. Coupled with the fact these incidents of vandalism, would want to con- Aptekar has said that he wishes to keep the work that the building's doors are virtually unsecurable tribute a work to Stony Brook? If we as students at its present location, providing that it can be due to broken locks and an apparent confusion allow this crime to go unanswered, we will be properly protected. Unless an effective alarm concerning whose responsibility it is to lock these discouraging future contributions to the system and protective partition is installed, it doors, what has happened to the work is some- University. seems doubtful that this can be done. At this time, what understandable. What really hurts is that all of these exhibits are we urge Bernard Aptrekar to remove Defeat until What is hard to believe is that there are some placed here for our benefit. such protection can be provided. people, presumably students, who would go to the extent of ripping a section off its securing bolts and Everybody has an opinion, but few utilize the opportunity to smashing it against a brick wall. What twisted person could get any enjoymerit out of seeing a make their feelings known. Statesman gladly accepts Let- piece of artwork so terribly damaged? ters and Viewpoints from members of the Stony Brook cam- The administration had suggested to Aptekar the possibility of a partial plexiglas partition and pus and community who have something to say, even if we alarm system around Defeat after vandals at- don't particularly agree with their sentimentsl WVVrite us c/o tacked the work in September. Why is it that two months later, a virtual carbon copy of the Sep- P.O. Box AE, Stony Brook, NY 1 1794 or stop down at our tember incident was allowed to happen? We ques- basement offices in the Union. We're waiting for yoLr...at tion the administration's commitment to safeguarding the work. least Mitch is. - As a community, the students of Stony Brook have to battle this type of crime. Vandalism hits Letters-- m - every student here, through loss of money and Thanks, Except Danks pola fStage XII Quad Director), Brpuard, Anne Marie Bull, Josh services, and in this case the loss of a valuable Linda Cenerelli (WagnerCollege jyiase,Jerry Cheng, Roger Chung, contribution from an artist who is not connected To The Editor: RHD), Susan O'Malley (Keller Cobt' Antoinette Cignarella, Peggy Clif- with the university. I would like to take this oppor- lege RHD), Gladys Watson (Greeley ford, Bette Coppola, Marc Davino, ,,tunity to thank the people who College RHD), and Chen White Nina DePaola, Doreen Eng, Maggie i~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~helped make the "Big Brothers/Big (Stimson College RHD) for all their Fanning, Jackie Fazziola, Gillian -Fall 1984- Sisters for a Day" program a huge support and odggestions; Dave Fisher, Jenny Grodberg, Jeanine success. Without these people, this Timmans (Adsociate Director of Gagliano, R. Seth Gambol, James I Elizabth Woroman program would never have gotten Operations for the Union Building), Gilligan, Dorothy Going, Andrew Editor-in-Chief off the ground. Before I begin Carole Friedman (Asst. to the Gottlieb, Evan Hammer, Elizabeth thanking everyone, I feel that I Assoc. Dir. of Union) and Laura Hayes, David and Jane Ingle, Ivette Bary Wenig Cary Sun should set the record straight on a Managing Editor Business Manager Marchese (Student Asst. to the Iza, Lisa Lofton, Debra Magaldino, .~~~~ few things. / Assoc. Dir.) for the tremendous Laura Marchese, Kathy Melucci, COCA did not donate themovie -- DIRECTORS amount of help and suggestions Susannah Moran, John Mui, Cory New Director Howard Breuer 'The Neverending Story" per se. that they gave me; Domino's Pizza Newman, Lisa Pessecow, Denise Editorial Page Diretor Mitchell Horowitz The Wagner, Keller, and Stimson and Daka for their fantastic dona- Peters, Shari Portnoy, Ellen Raf- Art* Director AlbDk·COl Scott Mullen College Leges contributed half of tion of free food, drink, dessert, ferty, Louise Rizzuto, Cynthia Ro- Sport Do Jim Passano the cost otthe movie ($200), COCA Phuto Directr Doreen Kennedy plates, cups, and utensils (enough senblatt, Velda Russell, Rhea Aeeocbtat Bualnew Mansoer Dave Owen put up-the other half. COCA, how- to feed over 160 peoplel);the Russo, Diane Sarros, Lee Savell, I eveoDrsAthe movie on Wednesday, Wagner College, Keller College and -Audrey Scheider, Pauline Seto, --- EDITORS Nov. 2f, and charged an admission Stimson College Leges and their of- Hana Shafkowitz, Barbara Sig- Now Ediors George Bidermann, Tim Lapham to al^viewers. The returns on this ficers and COCA for the movie; erson, Mitch Stern, Sam and Ro- Sports Editor Jeff Eisefnhart went back to COCA, none Art Editor Paul Heilker of it went Charlie Thrasher (District Manager berta Taube, Valerie Thomas. Dave Photo Editor Ed Gianoni, Sondra Mateo back to the College Leges, nor were for Daka) and John O'Neilt (Man- Timmans, John Vodicka, Yohko they donated to Little Flower. I have ager of H Quad Cafeteria) for put- Watanabe, Lisa Waterman, Helen ASSISTANT EDITORS found Daniel Hank, the chairperson ting up with my numerous phone Wilkes, Beth Scwartz, Colleen Ae-ttem Arts» Editors Ftten Breidner, Elana Danesi of COCA, to be a very difficult and calls and all their help; Jackie Vac- Downes, Angela Floretos, Hani Amieftnt Sports Editors - o Denise LaVopa, Uisa Miceli obnoxious person who A-ut Photo Editor Stuart Abrahams hindered chto, Debra King and the staff of the Mussallam, Lisa Mazzaro, "Skip" rather than helped. In the Sta- Statesman for that really nice ar- Luther, Barbara Sigerson, Gina BUSINESS ASSISTANTS tesman article about this project, tidcle on the project; "Hawkeye" Cohen, Norma Vally, Anna dJ--n-^M^ Ma-oe Jack Franco COCA was incorrectly mentioned Aylward, Joyce Mrtonal Anwiiu M"nwp Yearwood and Chattah, John Nevell, Mike Rattu. Michele Los as the sole donator for the movie. O1-C"_w C abrmtkaMn"_w Geoff Rei Chris Maryanopolis for all their Gina Gianttino, Maria Milazzo, Gina ftaO OMM . Marty Shapiro Hank did not raise any sort of objec- help and support; Tony and Lisa for Milazzo, Carol Kamm, Mickael tion to this. donating the services of the film Decker, BUSINESS Joe LaSala, Sherry However, when I neglected to put Adv adoinlg Director Jamn J. Mackin projector and sentting it up and run- Packman, Mary Agoglia, Michaels Awiraei An Ductor Bryno Pitt COCA down as a sponsor in a small ning it for us; Judith Christ (Man- Lucienne, John Martin, Eve Miller. Dandele Ewing ad in the Stony Brook Press (I'll ager of Operations TVp=Mnft/Supi of the Wan Chen, Prita Pillia, Bobby *y~w*- SWor Ruth M Wdoferd admit my error), Hank called me a -t iPrMtw" Brian Canmeon. Kim Gribbin. Min L". Gymnasium) for making the pool Zourelos, and Mauricio Zurita. Bwbere Rothmnd 'scumbag' when I went to pick up available for us; the kids and staff of Phewl Ffeoietbn Manage Alan Golnick the movie last Thursday. Since Little Flower for making our day If I accdentty DianeButler omitted anyone's Kalpana Gupto then he is still angered over this special too; and finally mydeepest name, please forgive me and and another encounter and has thanks to the 90-some-odd people realize that I really appreciated your P .i SaGOMeIn is a not -for-profit corporation that has bown seing the unwr- since increased his vocabulary to who gave their time to make a dif- help. You people proved me right Iily cOwNxr for 2f5ars.6 Stsmen offices r* tccatedin the bnwmnt words I prefer not to mention in this odI the Stony Sroo* Student Union. Our mwl# doss is: PO.0 So A. ., ference in the lives of these kids. when I said that we would prove to Slvy gro^o WY I t 790. far informatioonon derploy Omrtising conmct Cary letter. I hope everyone will forgive The names of these good people these kids that a lot of people do Sun &au^-o Manpr) or James Mocks (A{rtioingDiroctor weekdays me for getting sidetracked-I had are Daria Agosta, Brian Aksamit, care. Give yourselves a pat on the or 246-3691 Fr informtionon clsiioddmsrtising coH246-3690 wek- intended for this letter to be one of 10p1Ar-5O W. For aI othrr vnouiri. call246-3690 wPotdas.Editor- Susan Alter, Jeanne Aranow, Doug badck, you deserve it. Thanks again _s orpronr tho mPorky opinion of the EditorlsRord and arwewrinon by gratitude, not of grievance. Ballan, Charlene Bauer, Alyssa and Merry Christmas. Omoat 9nr bsrs or a dsifn I would like to express my thank Bellis, Maureen Beyer, Jemel Mwec Auning II to the following people: Bette Cop- Braxton. Carol Anne Briskey,.Gerry Wao r Coeg RA 8 * STATESMAN Wednesday, December 6, 1984 ,~rro~), , I -I I i~~~~~l~rl~- - - b ~- a . f a . . . . b . w~s 0 0 0 a . m . e 0 0 a 0 . . 0 - - vI 0 - v ISALTE EEATIVES STATESA'.S REELY WAAINE OF THE ARTS la - 'Grease' Hits Musical Heights by Ellen Breidner Grease is one of the most often performed musi- cals of all times. Yet, of all the renditions of this musical, the Stony Brook players interpretation of it is one of the best. It excelled in every aspect - fiom audience participation, to performance, to the toge- therness of the cast. When the lights dimmed on Saturday night, the 'Union Auditorium was only half full. It is too bad those seats were empty; anyone sitting in them would have had a good time. The audience was a good one. They laughed easily at one-liners and were appreciative of the musical numbers. The numbers were well staged and choreo- graphed, thanks to "Johnny Casino" - director/cho- reographer Bruce Grossman. Mr. Grossman took the talent of his cast and molded it into a spectacular show which was appreciated by all involved Profes- sional theater techniques -such as having the musi- cians play onstage and leaving the curtain open in between scenes - did nothing but enhance the show. The performance of the cast themselves was nothing short of unbelievable. Every actor was per- fect for his or her part; and executed that part profes- sionally until the end. Although all the actors were good - from minor characters like Theresa Geier's Patty Simcox to Sandy Dumbrowski (played by Mer- _ 1A):4 ;-:t- _ C __ f rMr VVwc _ Scenes from the Stony Brook Players production -Of "Grease.- Sta*fs.Tiar, PnOtos DOve Morscon Dudley Back- -;Burns Makes In Form Third Coming isage 5 A page 9A - -dom - I -.-lll1 ISTONtIY :r 1 I BROOK..IIs I BEVERAGE__---^---- «I Molsons 6 for 12 oz. Suitcase 1$2.99 I apt ft deposi -III1111_ ._ _ _ A . I !11HIM thmldts 1202z. Tallnecks case $5.99 ftdeposi !.y. 11733 9415465 at 12-5 Sunday E : M..gi- ...,;, x A W, i I * I 0 0 fwOnMAKE »39» *I 10 0f- * c . I .0 0 1 *z IC *0 0 & MSI - *MINOF - a * *4358ld0 *dnv 11 *AI^Ot,* 7THI ULTTLt IANDARINS t * orrm Now YathTa* -- -0-. - w hW_ 3.75- Off Ato ACO^Bovf cam,"-f3.mf** .ff" lo" Sun -UM qq i» ®m^-Tso ql tsar I ws, as . -I a f , - ; __ . , . 2A w,'aI'm . STATESMA/Alternatives Wednesday, Pecembv 6, 1984 -- I ' -' - * - --o 0 . 0 .- 0 * * 9 * - - v -a - * - - 0 e - THEATER-- l 'Heroes' Saved By Fine Acting , -George Bidenmanm The Stephen Poliakoff play Heroes, which is being presented in the Fine Arts Center, is an engaging peffor- mance of a play that suffers from the lack of a definite answer to the ques- tions the playwright poses. Heroes is set in Europe in between the two World Wars, in a time of changing moods and views of society. Its plot revolves around the meeting of two unlikely companions, Julius and Ranier. Julius was remarkably played by ,Greg Genrann on the night this re- viewer saw the play. He has since left to perform in another play on the west coast, and Rob Gomes has stepped in to play Julius. Julius is the standard apathetic ci- tizen. A struggling artist, he is unaware of the turmoil surrounding Europe unitl he meets Ranier, who is a drifter with a profoundly philosophical view of the society. Ranier, portrayed magnificently by Julius' mentor is Albert, a former art eats it. play is set. The performances ot the Matthew Conlon, has struggled all his critic whose life and career have fallen The play centers on the "meeting," three principal actors, Amy Epstein as life to make ends meet, drifting from by the wayside. Albert, who is played which is a communist meeting and the waitress and young girl and Bruce job to job on the European continent. by Patrick Bedford, represents the apparently concerns the imminent re- Brickmeier as the boy, are flawless. His friendship with Julius develops symbolic older generation that Ranier volution. Ranier is anxious to join, and If Heroes suffers from any wea- slowly, but he takes it on himself to and Julius revolt against. In perhaps interested in what they are discussing. kness, it is the author's surface treat- educate Julius in the struggle to sur- the plays most poignant scene, Ranier Julius drags his feet. It isn't until the ment of the commitment to vive. Julius is supported each week by and Julius create a disturbance in the plays climax that both Julius and revolution. The climax of the play is checks firm his mother while he restaurant, which serves as the prin- Ranier commit themselves to joining too easily approached. However, this strggles with his artwork, trying to cipal outside scene for the play. Ranier the revolution. minor, personal opinion should not portray the reality of the city. and Julius, upset that the cream on Heroes is a play that is tightly organ- discourage people from attending a But Rainer's lifestyle and struggle to their donuts is stale, storm out of the ized and performed. The special ef- worthwhile and captivating perfor- survive has given him a realistic view of restaurant in an uproar, overturning fects are wonderfil: each scene is mance. Heroes is playing in Theater I society, which Julius cannot see fiom their cream donuts on the table. After strangthened by the addition of black through December 16. Tickets can be his protected spot inside his rented they leave, Albert goes over to the and white period photographs, which purchased at the box office in the Fine room. table, picks up one of the donuts, and help to describe the time in which the Arts Center. this year by the University Association. It will be presented each year to a worthy student of the fine arts. So, not only will you be hearing a great symphony concert by attending but helping a worthy student as well. . CUES: Stephen Poliakoffs drama. Heroes, which made its American Premiere last week here with Stony Brook's Highlight Theate, continues with performan- ces Tuesday through Saturday at 8 PM and Sunday at 3 PM in Theatre I of the Fine Arts Center. On Wednesday and Thursday, Dec. 5 & 6, you can hear Concerts of Chamber I Music presented by graduate students ofthe Dept. of Music in the Recital Hall at 8 PM. STAI One way to reliel the tensions of the closing semester is to hear the Univer- shty Concert Band on Wednesday night, Dec. 5, at 8 PM on Main Stage. Their concert will include works of Scon Joplin and excerpts trom My Fair Lady Tickets are $3 and $1. Tar Baby, a theatre piece concebved and directed by Glenda Dickerson of the ---- Theatre Arts Department is back by popular demand. Two special pR=xforances CUES ae planned for Thursday and Friday evenings, Dec. 6 & 7 at 830 PM. AenisBinBrt The Colegium MuScum dineted by Eva Lnfield will perforn in the Recital Very seldom are things quiet enough on the theatre scene at Stony Brook to Hall on Friday, December 7. This is a very special group presenting music of talk about musical happenings, but there is such an exciting schedule of early composers and well worth hearing. Admission is See. musical events planned for the next two weekse I must take this oppotunity to Jesye Normn, Metropoitan Opera Soprano with pianist Phillip Mill will mention a few. Within the abundant list of oIFrg, which also includes the per=Nn1 on Main Stage of the Fine Arts Center on Saturday, December 8 at 8 PM. university Concert Band, Graduate Chamber Music Concerts, The Collegium 'This is a rare opptunity to hear this internationaly known operatic soprano Musicum, The Chamber Singrs with the Long Island Brass Guiild the Beaux and e ding artist in person. Tickets are $1/'13/'15. The Thetre Arts Trio and thisyear's Messiah Sing ame two primances I'd especially like to Arts Department's new Chikdren's Theatre opens its first produc tion mention. with two performances on Saturday Dec. 8, one at I IAM, the other at 1 PM in Theatre III. sowshe is Sieowwlk Scene/Concrete Characters and Fencepom The first is scheduled for Main Stage this Saturday night at 8 PM when we will Prend& Tickets ame 52 50. have the rare pHiiee of hearing Metropolitan Opera soprano, Ms. Jesye The Stony Broo Chanbe Sihrs can be heard in a concert Norma in concert. The New York Imes has said that this soprano voice pRerormance with the Long Island BraS Guild on Sunday, Dec. 9 at 3 PM in the Recital Hall. creates "it's own iniverAe: sensuous and ate .. Admission is bee. Trhe other event is of special interest to all of us in the arts, Stony Brook . Have an entertaining week! SymphonylOrchestra will perform a benefit concert on Fi. December 14. AU proceeds of this ego to a special Fine Arts Award established just - L =-L - >i'. ? 'STAAItMAF#AOtkbiavsIa w 046def 5, 1984 : 3A i Low Cost j ,. PersoIial1iized ! 2f ABORTION ASLEEP ofAWAKE } 4667-1400 j Free Pregnancy Testing 0 IFamily Planning Counseling A fSTRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL 0 . 1 a ir- CM_«VqdrlAMkJ*Q OFFCEir h LI%.*. I. * -r^^P oww^' v* * ,_lC- 0 NW -01 11F i IMEDICAID, Specializing in Layer, Shag & Razor Cuts *Visa and Master Card v $6-00 Haircuts 0 . Accepted 0 'Long Hair Extra I - f I I Main Stn M4 0 Stony Brooir, N.Y. 117! 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Keyed to the 17th Edition of Cecil the new 3rd Edition of the REVIEW OF GENERAL YOUR INTERNAL MEDICINE: A Self-Assessment Manual by BOOKSTORE! .d Smith & Wynparden makes ~ ~ ~ ~ \ Wt~goS.~, the ideal study guide for 9» board exams or self-review It will be in the bookstore in -A March 1965, pced at $29.956 It-' &~ Pick up you copy there N5 #1333-0. 1 1 &i-' I WUB. Sags ^, 4A STATESMAN/Ah a Wed-t , D oeb 5, 1984 -- CINEMA------Two Wives? The Moore, the Merrier by Paul Heilker Dudley Moore has done little of note since he created Arthur, the most lovable drunk in movie history. A string of romantic comedies (Romantic Comedy, Lovesick, Unfaithfully Yours) and his foray into more serious drama opposite Mary Tyler Moore in Six Weeks were all met with a lukewarm recep- tion. But now, some five years after he chased Bo down to Mexico in 10, Moore has been reunited with the director of that hit flick, Blake Edwards. It's about time. "We looked for a long time for something that would bring Dudley and Blake back together," said Producer Tony Adams in New York recently. Micki -and Maude, their present collaboration which pre- mieres December 21, was well worth the wait. Moore plays Rob Salinger, a roving TV reporter for "America, Hey", who is getting desperate to start a family after seven years of marriage to a very career- minded lawyer, Micki. Their time together is reduced to rushed phone conversations. Rob calls : 9 - , Micki's of1ft> hear, "Oh, Hi honey. I gotta go. Can r 'idi^b.' VOW* X " """'" - ''' .. **-...,,. you hold?' While on assignment, Rob meetaMaude, a cellist, played by lastyear's Oscar nominee Amy Irving. The chemistry between them is immediate. She invites him to the next performance, but he reluctantly declines because he has a date for dinner with his wife. But his wife has to cancel, and he goes, and Moore to make us like him when we shouldn't. And for (guess what) they fall in love. where he is just about to many Maude. Micki and Maude, this talen is crucial. As Amy I/i ng Rob's infidelity is going along just fine ("My only squirms and wriggles free with the best of them. said "I can't think of another actor who could pull it problem is that I'm feeling guilty about not feeling It is only when the pregnancies near full term that off. guilty,") when to the opening strains of Beethoven's things get out of hand. Micki and Maude just The interplay between Irving and Moore is wond- Fifth at the symphony, Maude announces that she's happen to go to the same doctors' offices, go into erful from the moment they meet in the film. Inving is pregnant. labor the same day, check into the same hospital an actress of the highest calibre, who can add He resolves to tell his wife, get a divorce, and marry and get rooms next to each other. They both enter comedy to her list of stage and screen talents. In Maudet but he never gets the chance. Over dinner the final stages of labor at the same time, Maude February she begins filming The Music Box, based that night, she tells him her "big news" first. She too yelling, "'here is a god, and he's a sexist pig" on the classic Laurel and Hardy film of the same Side by side the two Mrs. Salingers are wheeled is pregnant. Who knewv name, which will star "the Aramis man," Ted Dan- is a comedic ramble for Moore as a screaming down the hall and the jig is up. But it What follows son of TVs Cheers, and crazy comic Howie MandeL who desperately tries to split his works out... lovable bigamist On of Bruadway's top dancers, Ann Reinking is two pregnant wives, but not before he 'When I read the script, I said 'This is a movie I'd time between marvelous in her first non-dancing role as Micki, in unusual situations. like to see,' " Amy Ivring said at a press conference in meets all his wives' parents folkxwing her performance in such.films as Bob who pals New York last Saturday. "I think it's a good movie, Maude's father is a professional wrestler Fosse's All That Jazz and, more recently, Annie. She John Stud. because I laughed when I saw it, and my mother around with Andre the Giant and Big brings a nice mix of ambition and vulnerability to sight. Rob also liked it" Andre next to Dudley is a hysterical Micki that works very well with Moore's unfaithful As in her earlier role in The Competition, Inving runs into Micki's parents on the steps to the church connivings. had to learn to play a musical instrument as Maude, Richard Mulhigan finally gets to play someone this time the cello. "I've done homework for every who isn't crazy, and he is fantastic. He is a great film I've done," she said "You have to. But the cello is "comic reactor" as Adams puts it, and delivers some a bitch and I'd never continue it." of the movie's best lines as Moore's boss and best / I But the actual fihning of Micid and Maude proved friend, Leo Brody. The outrageous mmark with the to be rather easier. "Blake's philosophy is to let the dry delivery that has made him famous gets a camera run, and if it works, that's great,' living said healthy woriout in Micki and Maude. She added that most of the scenes were done in one The reunion of Dudley Moore and Blake Edwards take, and Hwere the extensions of us having a good has given us a fine comedy with a touch of social time.- Irving said, "'A comedy must have that tone on education At times manically slapsticks it is tho- the set," whereap she described the set of Carrie, her roughly enjoyable, a fine group efiort in what has firs: film, as "intense, because of studio pressure become a dead field, the romantic comedy. Don t and we (the cast) were terrified since it was our first lose Micdi and Maude in the Christmas movie bar- film, and the set of Barbra Streisnd's Yend as "very rage because you'll be sony. Dudley's back and he s calm, because she planned so well every step of the shorter and funnier than ever. way.i --- - i Adams said that Micid and Maude was written for Dudley Moore, and that it is making a social com, Is your life rated mentary, not condoning Rob Salinger's behavior. He said he expected somecont y rmgroupsike ZZZZ7? Writfing the Moral MaJority, but not from women's goups. T 'Dlesdilema. is the audience's d_ " for ALTERNATIVES Adams said. Indeed you will findyour 1yah shift- ing throughout the movie. "But they all get what they can add s ome spicei want in the end." he said. Moore has played a lovable lech, a lovable drunk 24643690. ,and now a lovable mamist. 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WHoR~IZm^ NUBlUlGATj41 ~ | NOPMNC-wv~ la . ~ ~ ~~ItJINGHOUSave M___ tj . Wednesday, Deceme 5, 19 -6A STATESMAN/Alternatives - Is w w - a: Friday Deadline Male Burlesque For Christmas At Tokyo Joe's By Stephanie Hyde A few hundred women and several men flocked to enjoy Aphrodisiac al Trivia Contest Tokyo Joe's Friday night as the male striptease quartet strutted their stuf down a ramp fit for Miss America. For those of you who didn't see it last week (and for those of you who did, and * While a large, live video of the shom forgot to submit an entry), here again, is the ultimate Statesman Christmas trivia was being shown up front by the stage contest. loud disco was being played in th< Even thought it's still November, it is the Christmas season. Decorations are all background, as male students dis over the stores, people are starting to make out their shopping lists, and the guised as striptease waiters serve< special shows are popping up again on television. free beer and champagne to tht Ah, yes, the great Christmas specials. It doesn't matter if you celebrate Christ- crowd. The show was hosted by Pau mas or not - everyone watches them. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.Santa's Marquis, a sexy magician who jus Coming to Town. The Year Without a Santa Claus. The true harbingers of the recently opened a Sha Na Na perfor 'Christmas season. mance. Marquis was outstanding. Hi This week's trivia contest honors these shows (and gets into the holiday spirit) did all the usual "making thing with an impressive set of questions devised by Stony Brook student Peter appear and disappear before your ver Kersich. Not easy questions by any means - never has a more demanding set eyes," but he also did a bit ofthe unus appeared in Statesman. ual. Marquis lit his fingers on fire ani You still have two days to hand in your entries and vy for the valuable prizes swallowed fire before the crowd, bu below. To date, we have not received a single entry, which means the field is still sustained no injuries. very wide open. Get you entries in today, and you could be the proud winner of The atmosphere at the show wa fame, glory, and measurable wealth. sizzling, and balloons were floating i OK. 'First prize, going to the entry with the highest score, will be twenty the air fseom table ton tabe.t e bai-gtcelubant we.rey uvsltd,,h ience * dollars, the soundtrack of Thief of Hearts, a picture of Scrooge McDuck and a -Iroom was set up like a nightclub, and teer were selected from the audience in some of the acts. copy of Surface Chic (the status symbol cut-out book). Second prize is ten dollars when the act began the audience to participate show, Tokyo Joe's opened and the new album fiom The Nails, and third prize is the new albums by Band of started going crazy, screaming, stand- After the all, and for the rest of the Gold and Visage. ing on tables and grabbing at the its doors to resumed as a disco. Each question is worth four points, except for the extra credit questions naked backsides of the male dancers. night the ballroom dancers, Frankie which are worth six points each. Partial credit is available on some questions, at The dancers, Michael Bruce, Frankie Two of Aphrodisiacs in the Playboy - the discretion of the judges. and Gary stripped firom their cos- and Bruce are finalist Strip Off. Entries must be submitted, in a sealed envelope, to Statesman, Stony Brook tumes during individual skits. Volun- Club's "Great American Union Room 075, by 3:00 pm on Friday, Dec 7. All entres must include your name and telephone number, and only one entry per person. Group entries are permitted and encouraged. Ties will be broken by random drawing. So, grab a fewFiends and take a shot, and don't be fazed by the questions-- if Spectacular 'Grease' you don't hand in a 30 point entry because you don't think you have a chance, can be a winner. you might miss out. Hey, anyone (conti~n.ued fromn page 1A) as though they were having an incredi- enthusi- 1. What is the person's name who names Frosty in Frosty the Snowman? Werstein, Alcides Diaz, Tim Hurley, bly enjoyable experience. The audience, 2. What is Charlie Brown in the Christmas play? Elizabeth Robins and Gene Forman; asm shone through to the up on the 3. What is the name of the lamb that gets hurt in The Little Drummer Bov? who played respectively, Marty, Rizzo, which was itching to get 4. What is the name of the whale that helps Rudolph search for Baby New Year? Roger, Kenickie, Frenchy and Danny stage and join the actors. were, 5. What is the talking snowman's name in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Zshko. When the cast members of me c 6. Who is the first ghost to visit Scrooge in A Christmas Carol? Songs were sung loud dances were together on stage, a spark they would play 7. What is the first and last name of the parade organizer and her daughter in danced gracefully and with ease and occurred. Instantly, If a certain charac- Miracle on 34th Street? the acting was great. One of the better off of one another. or some sym- 8. What is the name of the elf who wants to be a dentist in Rudolph the musical numbers was "Greased light- ter was getting a laugh audience, that attitude Red-Nosed Reindeer? nin"', which was performed by Tim pathy ftom the throughout the rest of 9. What is the girl's name who is awakened by the Grinch? (Kenickie) Hurley and the Burgar was continued was the cause for 10. What is the name of the deputy to the mayor in Santa s Coming to Town? Palace Boys. Hurley was exceptionally that scene. This 11* What is the magician's name in Frosty the Snowman? good and could be the next Michael many good scenes. haven t seen the Stony Brook 12Whats Snoopy in the Christmas play in Charlie Brown's Christmas? Pare. Another outstanding number ifyou rendition of Greae yet. then 13. How much does Scrooge pay the boy to get the turkey in the window? was "Mooning', sung by Roger Players a guaranteed entertaining two 14. What is the name of the town that can t have toys in Santa s Coming to Town? (Alcides Diaz) and Jan (Ayme Fechter). go! It's that you will most definitely 15. In Miracle on 34th Street, when asked how old he is, what does Kris Kringle Mr. Diaz has a clear voice which rang hours play can still be seen this say? throughout the auditorium. enjoy. The and Sunday at 730 or 16. What town does the Grinch try to stop from having Christmas? The best numbers, however, were Mriday, Saturday, at 1o-00. Tickets ar only 17. What is the name of the lion in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? both We Go Together" and its reprise. on Saturday $3.50. It's probably the best s3.S that 18. What is the name of Fezziwig s daughter in Mr. Magoo s Christmas Carol? The cast sounded great together, com- spend and enjoy this 19. In The Year Without a Santa, what is the name of Heat Miser s mother? plete with harmonies, and looked you will semester. 20. What makes Kris an official Kringle in Santa s Coming to Town? great together. All of the actors looked 21. What is the name of the song sung at the end of Charlie Brown s Christmas 22. In what town do the Kringles raise Kris in Santa's Coming to Town? 23. What is the lawyer's name who represents Kris in Miracle on 34th Stree? Nothing ets the thrill of 24. Name one thing each ghost shows Scrooge in A Chrismas CaroP? 25. What is the name of the male reindeer that Rudolph meets at the reindeer seeing your byline in games? Extra Credit: Statesman... 26. What can t bumbles do in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? 27. What does Linus say is the true meaning of Christmas? Well, almost nothing. 28. Which Kringle finds Kris in Santa s Coming to Town? I 29. FWat is the name of the mailman who narrates Santa is Coming to Town? Write for us today. 30. How is Kris Kringle proven to be Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Streer? STATESMAN/Alternatives Wednesday, December 5,1 984 7A AUTO ^ ^ WANTED ] Males, 19-29yrs., INSURANCE : 120-200 Ibs. as paid volunteers call..... 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Having been CORNE R barely able to sit through Rocky im and Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, I was convinced that sequels to movies that left no more to tell are barely worth watcingwhen they appear on Cable TV. Especially if the movie is a "good versus evil" movie, Lun hTime' that we all know usually have pat, predictable endings. Oh God, You Devil fortunately turned out not to be typical in anyway. The script works beautifully, even around its predictable scenes. The movie starts out Byi "J" with a young boy who is very sick. His father, a poor but honest man, asks God for help. Yawn, you say? It A stranger kept my house while I was gone is trite, and the joke about house calls could have Not exactly a stranger, been done without. From this point, however, the But a sometimes acquaintence movie continues to get better. Who happened by one day. Our young star grows up to a struggling rock musician trying to make a living for himself and his I was relieved to see her wife. His agent, one of the worst in his profession, For I was tired and needed a break finally lands our young hero a job as a singer at a She was there to take over wedding. This is where the movie realy begins. Enter And in a snap she had controL a man named Tofut, Harry Tofut, who bears a strange resemblence to God. Tofut identifies himself She lived her life in extremes as the only man who can help our young hero's Bathing in water always too hot or too cold musical career. Surviving on Virginia Slims and coffee The young hero soon finds himself in the office of Never sleeping, forever thinking. George Burns a record company with Tofut as his agent. Tofut She thought of nothing but herself presents the record company manager with a con- Only because she believed someone had to tract for our young hero for $10 million, 24 hour limo The sole (soul?) reason for the success of this My house was neglected service and a room in the finest hotels of New York. movie takes place in the last 15 minutes of the movie. My belongings scattered around indifferently. While they are laughing hysterically, Tofut offers our God (George Burns) finds himself sitting right next to young hero a deal. Slightly hesitant to make a deal the devil (George Burns) playing cards for the life and I returned to find my house a mess with the devil, our young hero almost says no, but soul of our young hero (who has conveniently swal- And my favorite treasure shattered Tofut offers to make it a "trial period." Our young lowed a bottle of sleeping pills). The outcome is There is much work to be done hero agrees and finds himself to be Billy Wayne (a obvious (Bums wins over Bums) but how he does it But first I must find some glue. slightly altered version of Bruce Springsteen). is definitely a movie first. Most of the rest of the movie is scenes of discus- Religious background is not a requirement for this l sions between ouryoung hero and Tofut. Ouryoung movie. Everyone from the holiest of holymen to the hero finds he has been taken and that his soul now most avid of atheists should find Oh God, You Devil a belongs to the devil. Many of the truly original and hell of a movie. truly hilarious scenes take place as our young hero *^^z-zzz^---^^ (at this point known to the world as Billy Wayne) tries Attain The Right To | > to get out of his deal with the devil. He leaves no church unvisited in his quest to find God. Pick on Mitch's Hair. Join Statesman Now. 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I ABC Motion Pictures presentsa MERCURY ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION -EWItE 1 ^^ of a GARRY MARSHALL Film "THE FLAMINGO KID" Starring MATT DILLON ^^S~~--i' RICHARD CRENNA HECTOR ELIZONDO JESSICA WAITER l"rlilEIRDA" Aft BklORPS nJOM 6r NN GU. Story by NEAL MARSHALL Screenplay by NEAL MARSHALL - an D M D" _MAS" Hcim and GARRY MARSHALL Produced by MICHAEL PHILIPS : 7 SIEIIMEA IX*F IW - Directed by GARRY MARSHALL ^7HOWGBOE A KU3| MasY2 HEffW| Chgn Soundlnk ova&" on Vrm kcor&an CIMHa OU IB mu"~~c w ssimcjiipn ~ ~l#am&i ---G-3[na -wIto* CN^-- M ip- *|3- m E ,B STRSJ.. RUMY,**- ECENBER.. *** 21 AT SELECE THARES. SUm1 fRIUX DECEBE 2 AT Sa~tlO ilEns. I I ------qwAb 411.,w am 40 4w".0 qw w M-M ------p mma ~~~- ~~------04 NM.qII ohm 0I 1 0 AS e TATEMA/e- -- .ICItesya i ve W n A , It' 19 obr - . 4 I1OA STATESMAN/Aftrnatives Wednesday, December 5, 1 Up Thes Brook By R. Gambol - -- DON'T LISTEN TO THE I BAp rNw "=wJlAl\ I - udvcrti sment ..I Stallone in a second "Blood" called A NEW MATT DILLON "Rambo;" Hector Elizondo (as ... ON THE MOVE Jeffrey's concerned father) was last seen in the hilarious "Young OK, smart guy! What would you Doctors in Love," and Jessica do if you were Jeffrey Willis? It's Walter (as the status-conscious your last summer before choosing Mrs. Brody) is best remembered for between college and jobless asking Clint Eastwood to "Play oblivion. Now comes a summer 0601%.. Mistv For Me." dream job at the ritzy El Flamingo Beach Club, a luxurious haunt of the New York rich absolutely dripping easy money and overrun with beautiful girls. You rub more ^ - l than shoulders with a gorgeous - Matt ana Janet- a breath of fresh air. blonde coed visiting from California, you are taken under the So, in September, what will it be? newcomer Janet Jones. The tall, wing of the Club's resident "get- For Matt Dillon as Jeffrey Willis in sunny blonde shines in her first rich-quick" artist and, suddenly, Twentieth Century Fox's ''The major film role after brief college is coming in a very distant Flamingo Kid," the decision won't appearances in "One From the second. be easy. Everyone has an idea about Heart" and "Grease 11." A veteran For director Carry Marshall, ""The what he should do with his life - at age 22 of five seasons on TV's Flamingo Kid" is a comedy right up and they're ALL wrong. "Dance Fever" team, Janet Jones his alley. Known for his knack with k Sl Flair for comedy will follow her role in "The youthful casts of hit TV shows such As the bright but less than "Easy Flamingo Kid" by starring in the as "Happy Days" and "Laverne & Street" smart Jeffrey, Matt Dillon eagerly awaited film version of "A Shirley," Marshall guides "The takes on a role tailored to show the Chorus Line." Flamingo Kid" on the heels of his talented young actor in a new light. Also starring is a seasoned trio of first hilarious feature, "Young Sure, he's still a legend in his own top performers. Richard Crenns Doctors in Love." neighborhood, but in ''The (?s slick sports car dealer Phil For a dash of summer in the dead of Flamingo Kid,' Dillon is a Brody) recently made his mark in winter, here comes "The Flamingo rumblefish out of water with a flair "Body Heat" and "First Blood," Kid." Your last days before college for comedy and a crush on shapely and will soon reteam with Sylvester were never this hot and bothered. 1! ^*^*^*..".'^*^*^*^*^.*^^.*^*^*_ s^^^^'^^' *-*.*>*.*..v _ * ._ .a . e.** '.'*,* *»*S *-, ANr t s W ed** Db ------9 - ' .~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;: . TATESMAN/Alternatines 'Wtenesday, Dbecember S 1984 11A *- ' , . .».,, . . , ., , . ., , »* :.^ * * m A Holiday For All Ages ONE~~~~~~~~~"SHPPN STOFOR AL YORGIT STUDENT UNION STORE HO)URS HEALTH SCIENCE Monay - Thursday CENTER 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM Monday - Thursday Friday L 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM 9*.00 AM - 4-30 PM Friday 19:00 AM - 4:00 PM 246-3666 I L'I W 246-2665 m 12A STATf.SM4N./Alternatives Wednoss$ay, December 5. 1984 -W - - STONY BROOK SPEAKERS presents z- s F~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -~ ~ ~ r - a a" a iijlY,.' [rwo Tickets (I reserved) for tMIET RIOT I--,' will be Igiven away at halftime of the ST .VNV BROOK IPURCHASE .-- I . MEIN"STO\f -1 ELASKETBALLWviNckets GAME at the H Gym al J BE DEC. 5 8 PM NTS l TICKETS-AVAILABLEI HERE. TIX:$3.50 STUDENTS $4.00 NON-STUDEP ®t)T1CKETON- OR CALL TELETRON (Sia-77-SW AND HAVE A AVAILABLE AT THE UNION BOX OFFIN:-E stony brook union box office CHANCE PRESENTED BY STONY BROOK SPEAKE1RS I t1g .iC-l IN- SAI -N TONIGHT!!! It .-f ~II - -* -- i Come join us at our 1st annual More Than "JustA Summer Romance" A Light, Airy Musical For Your Enjoyment I In the Union Auditorium. Tickets Available: $3 Advance $4 At The Door Thursday, 6 at 8:00. IM I Fnidoy Dcirbf 7 at 9:00. I Sundat, D omb 9 at 8:00. i O Presented - . to you by the Stony - Brook Players m w ~-- - - - II I m ibm L isii ' STATESMAN Wednesday, 1ecember 5, 1984 1"9 = ---I------M_- -1 '** * * (Highest rating). Roger Ebert. CHICAGO SUN-TIMES II "Robin Williams gives an extraordinarilycomplex Performance.' V-Vincent Canby. THE NEW YORK TIMES A llr&Xro b I To All Pse Clubs II II Reminder: The last PSC meeting for L:-s - v L w A: this semester will be held on Thursday, Dec. 6 *. './ at 7:15pm. The last day to sign up is I December 5 at 5:00pm. The first PSC meeting of next year will be held on Thursday, January 24,1985. There is NO funding for events occuring over intersession. - er What Would You Like To see In This Year's Yearbook, SPECULA 'Sa? I General Interest Meeting for SPECULA '85 will be Friday Dec. 7 in Room 026 Old Bio (Central Hall) at 7pm. COCA presents: ALL INTERESTED ARE WELCOME! MOSCOW ON THE i I HUDSOJV Friday & Satury, December 7 & 8 7:00, 9:30,12:00 In Lee Hall 100 50 with ID $1.00 without ID Buy Tickets In Advance At The Union Box Office - - challeres youto an Uwisduc2; nMwnen -(v AnL US Astronomy Club I presents IDAlrlE: lritJIR^,u IDIEIC. ,A Lecture By Ir Ai4\E:sI (o :IL(CCIK iP^ Prof. Tobias Owen IPILA^sdCIE: IKA\^ffilE ^"irlUIWDt) on the Voyager Mlss on to Jupiter. -C COMPETImwONI DRVFOIL -» l Wednesday, December 5th at 5pm EQUIPMENT IS AVAtlA LE I Earth & Space Science Building I land Stewpots Regular Mtin Spm ( NsNight) 4he i, Union Room Ch Wad VW! l | ^(^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ t +< - .t .,* Wiednpo"datt , t Deoember,t ,, ^ ,,STATESMAN,,18 - -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - I NEW CAMPUS NEWSREEI/S rmm ainn'-OTT ;- ', -v; -- . iTlAI KWNANZA December 7I 7:30pm PERSONALS Culural Center come and help us a> Continues... W CELEBRATE!!!! "^ A New Idea In Intra-Campus -f Communication/Advertising. Wednesday Is Our Last Day Of Shooting For I Presentation During COCA Last Weekend Film: IM^I("fto ) POLICE ACADEMY On December 15-16. So Give Us A Call At 2464252 (Availablity Limited) And Talk To Eustace Fribble. - (co-ert8 eUA,,O,,Moomcs -x^AAag usAl ICUOsh* #, - - LI 2.KuJ14 w %- EROS 4 Peer Counseling and Referred Service l for birth control, pregnancy, abortion, and sexually I:*$: transmfited diseases and infections. 'We Have Male & Female Counselors. Italian and EROS IS FREE AND VERY CONFDENTIAL If you have any questions, problems, or need informcation French Clubs (our literature is free) please visit us in room 1 19 in the Infrwnaiy or call us at 6-LOVE. Monday-Friday 10:30 am-5:00 pm. are having a FLUTE RECTAL and POT LUCK DINNER on Thursday, Dec. 6, 1984 at 7:00pm a . in Lib. 4006. Bring enough for two. All aire welcome to attend! = IRISH GRAY PRESENTS: [ESSONS A HOLDAY PARTY. FE Tonight at 7:00 in Gray Fireside Lounge Union Room 214. Thursday, December 6th at 10:00pm. 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If You Would Like To Have A 4 0 Seat On Any Of The Committees I ( I Listed, Come To The Polity Suite I I Room 056, Union Building. 0 II 1 I Book Store Advisory Parking Policy I I Food Service Planning Residence Life Advisory Board Telephone Advisory Student Business I I Operating Activities Traffic I Appeals Board Admissions Campus Environment Attrition Task Force Resource Allocation and Allocation Planning Curriculum General Education Committee l Education and Teaching Policy Communications Engineering Mngmnt. Group Executive Committee General Institutional Services Mngmnt. Group Nominating Committee t Purchasing/Accounts Payable Mngmnt. Group 0 University Business Management Group 1 4 hk ~ - Am -- g3r -AM * «« ** -- firk k Ask - w | 2 STATESMAN Wednesday, December 5, 1984 Marburger Seeks to End FSA Contract- --=,~ qk- W (?4wnued from page 1) majority, the FSA has been ending the with, Marburger would request that the replied, "I'm absolutely going through" The administration at SUNY Bingh- year with a surplus of funds rather than dissolution of the SUNY-FSA contract with the request. amton proceeded to negotiate the con- deficits, as were common in the 1970s. be rescinded. Fairhall said the next FSA board tracts formerly held by their FSA with Last year, FSA ended the year with a meeting is scheduled for Dec. 12 and vendors through the state. Marburger $133,000 surplus of funds, according to When posed a hypothetical question -would not be expedited. He said that he sees successful negotiations between the Fairhall. last night that if the FSA board would seek formal and informal meet- vendors and the state as feasible. 'We assembled today and agreed to all the ings with other FSA members, Mar- run a contract between the bookstore Ad-Hoe Group Met Last Week provisions he outlined, would he put a burger and other administrators in the and the state, why can't we sign a food halt to the letter to Spindler, Marburger immediate future. contract with the state," he said. A con- Student leaders were suprised at - tract recently signed between the Marburger's latest move, especially Barnes and Noble bookstore and the after an ad-hoc group representing var- state arranged for a $500,000 invest- ious campus constituencies was ment on the part of the bookstore to assembled in his office Nov. 26 to openly move the operation from the Stony discuss the situation. 'This whole meet- OVERSEAS EMPLOYMENT Brook Union to the library basement. ing we had last week was supposed to be WORLD-SIDE Hanes said one of Marburger's goals a good faith bargaining session." said OPPORTUNITIES FOR MEN AND WOMEN through the revamping of FSA is to be Graduate Student Organization JAPAN - EUROPE - AFRICA - AUSTRALIA - THE SOUTH Presi- PACIFIC - SOUTH able to attract food service bids from dent David Hill. 'But, he AMERICA - THE FAR EAST. [Marburger] EXCELLENT "the best food corporations in the coun- walked in saying change or BENEFITS. HIGHER SALARIES AND WAGES! die." FREE TRANSPORTATION! try' which would be willing to invest Marburger issued the memorandum GENEROUS VACATIONS! more money in facilities at Stony Brook. to Hanes after the meeting instructing More than 300,000 Americans Japan, Africa, The South The corporations "view the FSA control Hanes to notify Spindler. The memoran- - not including members of Pacific, The Far East, South by students as shaky," Hanes said, dum outlines a five-point course of the armed services - are America...nearly every part adding that a more "stable" FSA would action that Marburger plans to follow. now living overseas. These of the free world! people attract more, and better bids for The first point is to notify Spindler; the are engaged in nearly (3). Companies and everypossible services. second is to prepare to have the state activi- Government agencies "They are out of their minds," Fair- pick up the FSA contracts. The third ty.. construction, engineer- employing personnel in near- hall said, regarding the contention that point would ask FSA to rework their ing, sales, transportation, ly every occupation, from secretarial corporations would rather deal with a by-law revisions to conform more with work, accoun- the unskilled laborer to the campus administration or a state, as Marburger's ting, manufacturing, oil college trained professional interpretation of the refining, opposed to dealing with students. In SUNY guidelines. The conformity teaching, nursing, man or woman. government, most cases, vendors would rather deal could be acheived, according to the etc.-etc. And (4). Firms and organiza- with a student entity that they may view memo, by empowering the 12-person many are earning $2,000 to tions engaged in foreign con- $5,000 as more gullible, according to Fairhall. Board of Directors as the sole body that per month ...or more! struction projects, manufac- Fairhall also argued that Stony Brook would elect the corporate officers, as To allow you the op- turing, mining, oil refining. history has proven that student control opposed to the 23 class A membership. portunity to apply for engineering, sales, services, overseas on the FSA board is not detrimental. Students only hold six seats on the employment, we teaching, etc., etc. 'When the FSA has a president from the Board of Directors. have researched and compil- (5). How and where to ap- ed administration," such as in 1974 when Marburger's fourth point a new and exciting direc- ply for overseas Government would ask tory on overseas then-executive vice president of Stony that FSA immediately begin to operate employ- jobs. ment. Here Brook T.A. Pond was FSA president, according to the new by-law revisions - is just a sample <6). Information about of what our "what you ended up seeing is FSA go essentially hold new elections (elections International summer jobs. Employment Directory (7). You will receive our through a food contractor every other are normally held in c o v e r s the early fall). And . year," Fairhall said. On the contrary, in the fifth and final provision Employment Opportunity states that, (1). the last few years, with asimilar student if the rest of the points are complied Our International Digest ...jam-packed with in- Employment Directory lists formation about current job i dozens of cruise ship com- opportunities. 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T21 Centralia, WA 98531 Please send me a copy of your International Employment Directory. I understand that I may use this information for 90 days and if I am not satisfied with the results. 1may return your Directory for an immediate refund. I On that basis I'm enclosing $20 00 cash.... check... or money order.... for your Directory. NAMEE . pW;vwprint ADDRESS __ . -- APT # _ __ _ CITY =STATE _ ZIP International Employment Directory 1984 - - STATESMAN WebMesdV. iBfcbhMbw 5-T 984 13 -Classfieds-- - WANTED The Administrative Systems Office RELIABLE CAR - 1974 Monte DRIVING INSTRUCTIONS licensed JACK LA LANNE Discount mem- 3) Meet Sid V. at the THP. Saturday is looking for a student knowled- Carlo. Good engine/interior. New school $14.99 lesson M hour berships with a sponsor, call now Douglfs 321 at 10PM. Total Hy- gable in Wordstar and Lotus 1-2-3 shocks, $1 for info - Rahav 246-7253. giene Party. WANTED: Lead singer/frontman starter and ball joint 4.99 road test $14.99 permit trip who can train faculty and staff in AM/FM auto reverse $14.99. 4) Will Prince be at THP7?7 You just needed for Top 40 Band with man- cassette deck. Call Marvin Rubin their use. Contact Bill Hollander at Price SPECIAL OLYMPICS TRAIl'NG DON'T want to miss itill agement. Practice on weekends $750 or best offer.246-6681 <516)757-2372. in 246-5015. PROGRAM coming soon. For more 6) Is tooth-plaque bothering you? Nassau County. Call 246-5713. 1976 BUICK CENTURY PS/PB. AC. RESUME SERVICE - Resumes info. call Helene 246-5275. Gen- Learn howtoremoveitatTHP. Dou- eral glass 321. Saturday. JAPANESE Good running condition. Now Tires. professionally designed and typed info. meeting Dec. 5, 7PM in TUTOR wanted bV at- 6) THP - The total educational torney. Must FOR SALE $1200. Cell 724-1389. Term papers proof-read and typed the Union. ex- be female, and speak perience. Learn about Japanese 543-8591. flossing your as native tongue. Call teeth, cleaning your baby 467-0716. MOVING MUST SELL: One piece and Plivi- phone - $5., 3.5 cubic WORD anus aegyptius. MEDIUM SIZE REFRIGerator - ft. refriger- PROCESSING SPECIAL- PERSONALS ator - asking $100. 7) John Marburger says - this is a WANTED: One on one female Great cond. Must sell. Only $95.00. NEW. Cabinet ISTS - Manuscripts, term papers, also new - stand dirty mother f-king campus. Get switch from G or H quads to Kelly Call M-Th 246-4544. Ask for Amy. for refrigerator reports, theses, resumes - No job asking $25. Will consider any too big or small. Editing and proof- clean at THPII for next semester. Call 246-4764. SKI KILLINGTON from $177.00. in- offers. Contact Deirdre 246-8712. reading available. Fast, accurate, 8) Meet EV the Human and find out corrected phone number. DECWRITER II LA 36 printing ter- cludes Mountainside Condos and reasonable. LIN-DEE ENTER- if he cleans his plates at the THP minal with modem for use at SB. lifts. Call Linda 246-4151 or LUV 1977 PONTIAC SUNBIRD AUTO - PRISES, 928-8503, 928-8504. 9) Discover the effects of inner ear GRAD STUDENT needed to tutor Cheap $300. Call Gene 6-4212. Tours. very clean. Must wax on break-dancing at THP. Sat- Chem 131. Call Dana at 6-3935. drive. Exc. gas mi- leage. Asking $1450. 758-6244. UNICORN TYPING SERVICE - Fast, urday. Douglass 321. SKI BOOTS size 9-10. Top shape SKI SKI SKI Commuter College Ski Acurrate, Reliable. $1 a page. 10) CLASH OF THE TITANSI Who is Wanted: Guitarist/Singer looking only used one seasont. Can't beat Weekend 20 spaces left. January VW 79 RABBIT, 4 dr, A/C, AM/FM Emergencies our specialty. 249- cleaner? Terminator, CHUD or the for band to play in Interested in Mo- the price. Call between 4-6PM. 12 & 13, $99. 6-3606. tape, 4 spd, gar., excel Cavity Creeps. town Blues and up to date. Will play Mitch 689-7517. $2600. 516- 2192. Find out at THPI 751-2249. 11) Go ahead Make my day. Try and either on campus or around area. ADOPTION - Young childless master Tic Tac Tooth at THP. Call Eric at 246-5842. THE GOOD TIMES Bookshbp buys couple wishes to adopt WHITE new- FINLAND 12) THP - Brought to you by and sells quality secondhand books, HOUSING born. Medical expenses paid, call DESIGN WEEK FOR STUDENTS CHUD, EV the human, Trombone Al Wanted: U2 tickets. I pay cash. Call hardcover & paperback, (no text- collect. 516-265-7665. January 12-9, -* 421-4947 between 9 AM and 1 PM books.) 1 50 East Main St., Port Jef- 1985 and the Blues Brother Band. ferson. 928-2664. $772 Weekdays SMITHTOWN - Warm, panelled PATRIOTIC PERSON -The six of us Includes air, hotels, tours, meals. MR. E - Look. Cut this crap out. 300 sq. ft. basement apt., fur-. could not decide who should meet BAHAMASI Here 7-day ski extension $269 additional You're not leavingl After all I need s a great deal to nished, refridge, some cooking, you, so why not allsix. Write back to got away Hamilton Travel somebody from Brooklyn on staff. during Christmas vaca- laundry, share bath. Non-smokers the six Irving Party Animals who tion. $299 per- person 3 East 54 St., NY, NY 10022 Also, who's going to walk you know includes only. Call 864-4802 weekends or like to dance and do anything else. (212) 751-9360 who out to her car? - Public HELP WANTED flights and hotel for 8 days in the after 7:00 PM. sunshine. Dates are either January Relations CABBAGE S;KI KILLINGTON from $177. In- 6th- 13th, 13th-20th. This trip is run PATCH DOLLS - We have cOudes Mountainside Condos and COUNSELORS; Group home for with other schools. For information them. Limited amount. Call MATURE RELIABLE FEMALE - lifts. Call Unda 246-4151 or LUV psychiatrically disabled adults. and brochure 246-4188. non smoker wanted to share small call 246-4279. ours. Weekend sleepover positions. 616- three bedroom apt. near campus. , _ SKIS AND 361-9020. BAAMAS, BERMUDA, FT. LAUD- BINDINGS -K-2 185cm No heavy party people need apply. skis, Worn LOVING COUPLE anxiously wishes I ALK- 8 tropical days, Deluxe yet edges are sharp and However, you must be a happy easy bottom are well conditioned. Sal- to got along with person. Long to adopt a newborn. Will provide 250. Spring- term dt^LwaI A oman warmth, love and security. Ex- ATTENTION DECEMBER /Winter 269-8262. 626 bindings. Very good tenants sought, graduate students penses paid. Legl/confidential. GRADUATES shape and they have been well kept welcome to apply. Call Helen at Call collect (516) 979-9627. JOBS IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST, THE NEW YORK D Can't beat the price. Call Mitch 751-0627. eves. 689-7517. Wm New York Public Interest Re- change come to Long Idnd HOUSE TO SHARE - your own SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Dec. 5, LET THE _-rch Group. Inc. (NYPIRG) is Special selection of 14K gold je- AHHHH 7PM. Union 237. Volunteers bolig for activists who want to or- welry at fabulous savings....Corti: For Sale - 1976 Ford Sta- bedroom in a beautiful house tion Wagon. needed to work with handicapped mnize, college students to work on fied Diamond Jewelry at Excellent Runs well. across the street from the pond in adults. Call Helene 6-5275. campus Eves. 929-6777 Peter. Now Parts. Old Setauket. Available Jan. 1. and in the community on unbeatable prices (B.I.A. or I.G.I.) 0 consumer, environmental, health. We aa Il In Mtor Vehicle Semi-furnished Call 761-5109. CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS - We and student rights issues NYPIRG. Depertment Buikding (4th fl.) 900 have them .Limited amount. Call We largest student-directod Ellison Ave., FOR SALE: Large custom built re- Westbury, N.Y. 246-4188. i serch and advocacy organization 11590 ...6 16-683-3377. house, Miller Place School District in New York State, has achieved na- SERVICES in Sound Beach. Call (516) 821- 0160. MICHAEL - Happy Anniversaryl ional recognition for work on toxic ADOPTION -Happily married, edu- The memories that we've shared _-to. voter registration. man cated couple wished to adopt white over the last few months have been Iransit aid, and standardized testing newborn. Offer much 1o and se- very special, just like you are to me. -form. curity. Legal/Medical expenses LOST & FOUND Spike, Sid, and I love you Itol- Salary is $750 a month, plus paid. Confidential. Call 516-796- WORDS GALORE - Precision Always, Alyssa. health benefits. Contact Chris 1159. Word Processing Service; Re- Moier. c/o NYPIRG, 9 Murray 4 RW. Personalized Duplicate Let- LOST: Blue Eastpack Knmapsack on SIX IRVING PARY ANIMALS - If SWais NY, NY 10007 1212) 349- MUST SELL - 1976 VW Rabbit. W pSache, Mailing Lists, 11/24/84. Last seen in IBarnes & you are legitimate I wiN be in front of U0. For more information, con- Runs well. Needs some work- Reporfll^A~ruscripts. Proposals. Noble. If found please ca 116-6824 the info booth at 10:00 tonight act the local NYPIRG office, Asking $676.00. Call Amy 231- IRepotitive L;^f Reasonable or return to information» desk in wearinga red Serachi jacket. 2:7702 and aak to "pak to Blair 7973. - Pa- Rates 516-732-463. - Union. Important notes for CSE triotic norner. Person or Joe ,-114, MAT 131, and TrHR 101. SKI BOOTS for sa sMmis Now- D.J.'s D.J.'s D.J.'s Featuring Jocks Thanks. DEAR RENEE, My world will never GOVERNMIENT JOBS. $16.659 dim eke 9. Band new in box. from Park Bench, Spanky's. Tokyo be the same now 060.663/year. new usd. 246-41 ". that we hae met Jo*'s. Student Discountsl CLASS KAREN - I found your a WORK onkle bra- Thanks, sweetheart, for being there fow Hiring. Your Area 928-7551. cl at Hoyt Laundramet. Call 246- or the past few rionths. Your Call 86687-6000 Ext. R-7000 BLUE SPANISH couch, excellent ----.------..... 4697. spirit and compassion makes you, condition (*200); Gold Spanish BRIDES AND BRIDEGROOMS - - in my eyes, unique to the universe. DRIVERS MAKE $7 per hour. Must chair with ottoman excellent condi- Experienced wedding photographer FOUND: Brown key chain nwith one How in the hell could I ever forget know campus and hav car. Appsy tion ($100). Call 331-5728. is available for choice wint r and key. Call 698-1042. you? When I hid your hand I ws a Station Piza and Brow 1099 Rt. spring date. Reforonc and al- _ the luckimt 26A. Stony Brook. NY. 761-6649. USED RECORDS and man in the world. No- posters bums on requet. 120 pictures in FOIJND: Calculator in HLeavyEng. CHEAPII wark. Mississippi. Louisiana. Als- -FOR Wed eve. 6:30-9:30 Old album, negatives returned Full day Call to identify 929-4628S. Arobics and Nautilus Phyics Build. bama. Hilsidel Avenue. My Low to Instructor 3rd floor 347A. coverage from $226...Will travel -- ded for oxciting popular heelth You throughout all time. - S.D.O. ner and fr. Cal 467-477& LOST: a brown girlswelbot betwmen ctub. Experienced only. Call 751- VINTAGE CLOTHING/jewlry anx- library and Union. If fournd, plows 3069. ious to MELISSA J. - from 0-2. Your big seII. Pric- very reasonable. REPORTS, RESUMES. word pro- call Cathy at 6-7278. Stonv Brook or*& Call Late mouth is caning too much trouble9 even- ceing for all your n .dsQuickl_ _ Campus Resdw to S a High Per- gs. 751-8423. Watch your step! personaliSzd ic. ProInal Of- LOST: Ono pair of gla aon 12-1- I armI Enary S 4 Al fice Services. 473-4622. 84 'YO... b otw-n Irving and Fine Arts 1) atura. NO sfimuwfas. C ll8mi 1975 MONTE CARLO-P/S. P/B. SIERRA HOTEL PRESENTS - Center. Reward if found. .Call 246- 3S9-1J26 TOTAL HYGIENE PARTY (THP). Sat- A/C. automatic trans Mechani- TYPING-FAST, reliable typing. 4126. urday December 8th at 1000:PM cally excellent. Very reliable. 1 .00 per pago. Pick-up and de-___ ------Dougla 321. Mothers Helper for chkld 6 Aftew- $1.260. Call: 467-2846 evnings. Wiry available. Call Rendi 69- 2) THP noons 2:16-6. Salary or room- 8763. - Keg and mixed drinks /board Call Lorraine 689-7812. - FOR SALE: Vintago Paboy nwgi- First 20 people get free ber of somp. Douglas. Saturday 10PM. DRIVER WANTED, own vehicle. 18 2in f rom 1966 till pre-nt for only THE BAGEL EXCHANGE-North CAMPUS NOTIC;VES or okkw. P/T nit-. Good money 25C an issu. Contsct Tristrn a Shor Mall. Miller Place for off ( Apply at Munchis 6-6713. ( on the RunInoet campus f un, food &WUSB tool i lo Stony Brook Beverage). 928-4071.------\ STEREO. PIONEER component :ES i - ______-_ - _____ SKI KILUNdGTON: College Ski Fest f Moseley's Pub Pot time Help wanted over we- svt mf deck- turntsbl receir, WORD PROCESSING Resums, - Jon . I-e 1 1. Includes: Lodging, i kend. Three mates for bogging speakers, cabnrt. used 2 yars. ex- cover letters reports, etc. Fast ifts. trantlprtation $222 compnte i leaves. '4 00/hr. transportation cllent conditron $350. evenangs. reasonable, i error-free. Absolute por pool Inqud occupency. CaH x provtdod 761 -5292 473-6650 Priorityv Processfira. Inc. 7»K1.&AKdl>^d Anh*A«1 \ . -.---. W. ."-a ak Iwwww. nwo f^--A t241. SPACE IS LUFsjTED. \ N \ Wednesday Night \ \ TweoFers Sp= Till Cloisgt . - 8 b-- . y Night irer to ) d by a peaal For Ladie FOn rap WrmrWto *0. w Pkeh SUN mm sioofn ' nto w 4 8 7 IT-r - ^^^gg^SSS-f'gSg~~f~SSSS -. - . 0v v1 .v . .*- - .' . * 14 STATESMAN Wednesday, December 5, 1984 .¢ . I. .~~~~~~~~~~. . - . . . B Prof Heads First LI Statesman -V. * Sports Medicine Unit By Uxiversity New Servies A Sports Medicine Section has been of patient." placed in operation at University Hos- RESEARCH-This is the sloweEst in pital in the Health Science Center, the starting up because equipment and Ithen first in a Long Island Hospital. patients were necessary in order to) pro- Stuart Cherney, an assistant pro- vide the resource material for resetarch. fessor of orthopedics in Stony Brook's Early efforts include evaluating efffects School of Medicine, heads the Sports of certain machines in muscle trailIning. Medicine Section. The new-unit was in- Mechanical Engineering and Electtrical troduced to the public yesterday at a Engineering faculty members havIe ex- g mo- Last week with vacation, the Statesman-Very Important Patriots Booster Club Athlete of the reception attended by University offi- pressed an interest in researching Week Award was not presented. So in order to catch up, Dexter Cummings of Basketball squad cials, including Howard Oakes, Vice tion, Cherney said will be honored, as well as this week's winners Ute Rahn and Patti Trainor of the women's swim President for Health Sciences and TEACHING-The Departmernt of team. Dexter shot 53% from the field and 88% from the line during Stony Brook's season opener scores of others from the University Family Medicine in Stony Broaok's against Nazareth. His two free throws with 12 seconds left gave the Pats a one point victory. prepare School of Medicine is rotating its i resi- Ute set a university record in the St. Francis college meet. She also qualified for the NCAA community who have helped Nationals. Patti also set a school record in the 200 yard backstroke and also qualified for the this newest Iong Island health/research dent physicians through Sports Medi-l Nationals. service. cine. The School of Nursing hass had Congratulations from Statesman and the VIP Booster Club! Cheney has been working on estab- undergraduate students doing violun- lishing this interdepartmental activity tary practicum there. Among thennwas since coming to Stony Brook more than Barbara Gubbins, who became Stony' a year ago. During this start-up time, he Brook's first cross country All Amwerica logged 2,000 patient visits. runner in 1983 and, therefore, has aspe- PATRIOT OF THE WEEK Thomas J. Sansone, clinical assistant cial interest in sports and medicin B-Ball Einfr women STATESMAN Wedwnesday. December 5, 1964 I b - - B-Ball vs. Suny Statesman Purchase Wednesday 8: 15P SPORanTI December 5, 1984 Squas-h Begins With 4 Wins 1 Loss By Joel Schoenblum (Snider) was telling me to take it easy on Stony Brook's 1984-85 squash team 'em" Royek said. Captain Gregg Foos got off to a very impressive start in its was very optimistic about the team's annual Conecticut trip this past wee- chances this year. "I think we can make kend, winning four out of five matches 11th or 12th (in the nation)," claimed played. Foos. On Friday the team took to the courts Playing in the number one position, against host school Wesleyan College freshman Rob Bruno continued the long and Massachussets Institute of Tech- Stony Brook tradition of top flight com- nology (MIT). Wesleyan, usually good petitor, winning all of his opeining four competition for the Stony Brook squad, matches and dropping only one game of was crushed by a determined Patriot his first 13. "Rob is easily the best team by a score of 9-0. MIT wasn't much freshman we've ever had," said Coach better competition for the Patriots, who Bob Snider. the performance is espe- won decisively, 7-2. cially outstanding since, Bruno, as a With a- record of 2-0, Stony Brook re- freshman, is getting his first taste of turned to the courts Saturday morning intercollegiate competition playing to face another New York team that isn't against the best there is. "I was happy usually on their schedule: Stevens Tech- with the way I played," Bruno said. nical College. In what seemed to be a repeat performance of Friday's blowout The Patriots stopped briefly on their of Wesleyan, the Patriots downed way home from Connecticut to play yet Stevens Tech. 9-0, allowing Stevens only another match Saturday afternoon, this two games of 29 played. The team hung time against powerhouse Yale Univer- around long enough to gain yet another sity. Yale delivered the Stony Brook convincing victory, this time over Le- squahsers their first loss by a score of High College by a score of 8-1. 9-0. It was a stronger, more experienced Overall, the 4-1 record the squash team that helped Stony Brook so tho- team came home with was "expected" roughly pick apart the competition, but according to Snider, although even he even the first-year players fared well. didn't expect the scores to be so one- "Tony (Royek) hit the ball so hard he sided. The team will finish this semes- chipped paint off the wall" said team ters schedule when it will go against Stony Brook squash captain Greg Foos. Statesman/Doreen member Michael Schumacher. "Coach Army on December 8th. Kenned Pat s Readying For 1st Home Basketball Game » By Jim Pawano behind the wheel," he said. Player Statistics The Stony Brook Patriot men's bas- The team coach also expressed his be- No. Player FG FGA PCT FTA PCT FT ketball team will be playing their first lief that the Pats really need the home . 10 Walker 11 29 .379 14 .786 1 home game of the season today. They game."We need to have some familiar will be challenging SUNY Purchase, surroundings; 1 1 Cummings 18 50 .360 20 .750 15 all the niceties including 12 Scott 9 25 .360 2 .500 1 while hoping to pick up their second win your own locker room. Home is home. 13 Abrams 7 21 .333 10 1.000 10 of the season. There is no better way to say it," Cas- 14 Rath 9 19 .474 3 1.000 3 The Pats now 1-4, will be playing at tiglie said. 15 Reed 8 20 .400 13 .615 8 8:15 pm. Head Coach Joe Castiglie ex- Dexter 20 Gainey Cummings, Tab Borbon, 0 0 .000 0 .000 0 pressed his intentions 22 Prantil 11 24 .458 6 .833 5 for the contest. 'I Frank Prantil, Dave Burda and Kenny 23 Borbon 1 23 .478 5 .800 4 won't be doing anything different from Haas, Stony Brook's normal starting 24 Lowoll 2 6 .333 3 .667 2 usual. Our biggest problem is expe- five, wil do so again in tonight's contest 25 Haas 6 25 .200 10 .700 7 rience," he said, adding that he can only As an additional attraction, the 31 McLoughlin 5 7 .714 0 .000 0 teach so much before they have to go out Sports Information 32 Burda 30 S0 .600 13 .769 10 Department and the and learn on the court during game- Student Activities Board will be TOTALS 126 299 .421 99 768 76 time. Castiglie explained this with an helping to cosponsor the Pats home- analogy of learning how to drive. It's a coming game. SAB chairman Ira Levy matter of experience. Someone can has donated two tickets to the Dec. 9 The Patriots need to convert on more of their field goals if they planto defeat teams teach you how to drive. but you really Quiet Riot concert in the gym which will of the caliber they have been playing rcently. don't know how to do it until you get be raffled off during halftime. Hansen AwardedNCAA Graduate Scholarshif I By Peter Marie= receive two thousand dollars to use to- thougthttunirversity only allow him to Swimming coach John DeMarie was Bjorn Hansen, one of Stony Brook's wards their graduate school education. declare two ortheke as his majors for his so mentioned by Hanenas having in- beatEwimmers and top students, is set to When one studies Hanson's record one undergradue ra When asked who spired him to do well in swimming as receive the National Collegiate Athletic Wn me why he was considerd for this influenced him in thee Ad-ions he well as i d *w~a A doeiatioa (NCAA) Post Graduate award. Academically he is one of the mentioned the prowfe ao Lawrence Hansen' e m a in the swim- Scholar hip Award. This award is given Universities top students. He is stud- Baxter, Stephen Finch, and William ming worldis aloounding. In Deo to only 26student athletes in the country ying to set a are degr in applied "Dwes. He said that they were "very mark, whom he was born and lived for aW is baedon wemic performance math and curreatly has a8.82 aere. inspiring and made their subject inter- many Years, he held National Junior re- phs aletic achementa The andi- He previocompleted the require- ,esting.' This helped him to decide on cords in the 200 meterand 800 meter daft guy be in any sport other than foot- wnt to have a B dee in acinS applied math and economics as freesyle. He alo bUeame Nationa bL The top 26 who win the award 2p onomics, and applied math &I- myurs on his undergraduate years. (onstinued on page 15)