Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO
Sun Feb 6, 2011
06:00 CHOWDER Repeat G
Gazpacho Moves In / My Big Fat Stinky Wedding
Gazpacho leaves his mother's house and moves in with the Catering Company.
06:30 OUT OF JIMMY'S HEAD Repeat G
Bully A bully with a secret lair targets Jimmy and tries to steal Robin. Elsewhere, Sonny snatches a baseball player's brain.
07:00 THUNDERBIRDS Captioned Repeat WS G
The Cham Cham Part 2 Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF Repeat G FLAPJACK
Sittin' Muscle / Knot Funny
Flapjack and K nuckles travel to the bottom of the world and have a ch-ch-chilling adventure!
08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G
Don't Get A Big Head Dr. Phineus Phibes is convinced that the sole reason he is continually defeated by Scooby and Shaggy is that he is simply not smart enough.
08:30 TOM & JERRY TALES Repeat WS G
Kitty Cat Blues/ Flamenco Fiasco/ DJ Jerry Tom tries to win the affection of a lady cat by giving her Jerry, but when she's mean to him, he wants his mouse back, and goes to musical lengths to get him.
09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN PG
Shadows of Youth
A look into Lance's childhood during his first year at a Galalunian military school.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
09:30 BEN 10 Repeat WS G
Ben 10 vs Negative 10 (Part 2) Ben, Max and Gwen put up an Alamo-like stand inside the bunker at Mount Rushmore and against great odds defeat the Forever King's band of baddies.
10:00 THE BATMAN Repeat WS G
The End Of The Batman
Wrath and Scorn, two twins of the Dynamic Duo, are helping the villains of Gotham City.
10:30 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG
Dark Victory (Part 2)
After eliminating Imperiex, Brainiac 5 takes over his army and plans to conquer the universe. With Superman presumed dead, the other Legionnaires must stop him before it is too late.
11:00 WACKY RACES Repeat G
The Zippy Mississippi Race / Traffic Jambalaya
Dastardly diverts the rest of the racers onto a Mississippi riverboat.
11:30 TOP CAT Repeat WS G
The Missing Heir
Benny, fitting the description of a missing heir, inherits one million dollars. 12:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
I'm Done With You
Kristin and Audrina finally meet. Justin is in trouble and Spencer has a surprise for Heidi.
12:30 CRIBS WS G
Akon/ Brittny Gastineau/ Andrew Volpe & Matt Palermo
13:00 SURFSPORT Repeat WS NA
Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast
Highlights of the Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast which was held at the historic pointbreak at Kirra.
14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Bogie Affair Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
14:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
What Happened in Scranton?
Lisa starts a beauty parlour and brings in Claude the hairdresser.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
How to Enlarge a Bedroom
Alf & Ralph begin work on the bedroom but their work gets condemned.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
15:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD G
Money To Burn It's time for Boss Hogg to exchange a million old dollars for a million in crisp new currency, but the Dukes uncover his scheme to keep an extra million for himself.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
16:30 PRIVILEGED WS PG
All About Love, Actually Will and Megan's new romance is threatened when Will plans to accept a job in Brazil. Sage "tortures" Charlie's cousin, Luis, who gets a job in the kitchen.
Starring: Joanna Garcia, Lucy Kate Hale, Ashley Newbrough, Michael Cassidy
17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG
Welcome Back America The balls are back in an all new season with plenty of brand new obstacles for the 24 thrill seekers to endure. The rules remain the same; only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG
Signals At the spring Heck family BBQ, Mike decides that he and Brick need to try and become more social when Frankie points out that Mike's social ineptness was passed on to Brick.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott
19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG
Halloween Frankie wants Mike to wear a costume to the neighbourhood Halloween party, and Sue's spirits are lifted when Reverend TimTom returns to host a Halloween church event.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Euclid Alternative
An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Copper Nomitzki Theorem
Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger grad student is attracted to him.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Panty Pinata Polarization
When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M
The Soil Is Moist Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 LAST ACTION HERO 1992 Captioned Repeat WS M
Last Action Hero
A teenage movie fan watching his favourite screen character, a Los Angeles police detective, suddenly finds himself inside the movie as the detective's pint-sized partner. Together, they go on an epic adventure - a non-stop rollercoaster ride filled with heart and humour.
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mercedes Ruehl, Austin O'brien, F. Murray Abraham, Charles Dance, Anthony Quinn, Art Carney, Robert Prosky, Sharon Stone, Chevy Chase, Tori Spelling, Tony Curtis, Timothy Dalton
Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Some Coarse Language
WATCHMEN: THE COMPLETE MOTION 00:00 COMIC WS AV
Chapter 10
Nite Owl and Rorschach uncover a sinister secret about Ozymandias.
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
00:30 FUR TV WS MA
Ladies Love Lapeño/Arse of Darkness
Lapeno struggles to keep to his strict limit of five women a day and is put into a sex clinic.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language
01:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G
Money To Burn It's time for Boss Hogg to exchange a million old dollars for a million in crisp new currency, but the Dukes uncover his scheme to keep an extra million for himself.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 PRIVILEGED Repeat WS PG
All About Love, Actually Will and Megan's new romance is threatened when Will plans to accept a job in Brazil. Sage "tortures" Charlie's cousin, Luis, who gets a job in the kitchen.
Starring: Joanna Garcia, Lucy Kate Hale, Ashley Newbrough, Michael Cassidy
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
What Happened in Scranton?
Lisa starts a beauty parlour and brings in Claude the hairdresser.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram 05:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
How to Enlarge a Bedroom
Alf & Ralph begin work on the bedroom but their work gets condemned.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram Mon Feb 7, 2011
06:00 CHOWDER Repeat WS G
Shnitzel Quits When Shnitzel feels that he is not getting enough of what he deserves he quits and leaves all of them. Later Shnitzel finds an job at Endive's. But Mung tries to get Shnitzel back.
06:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
The Great Chocolate Scramble - Terrifying! Mametchi the Vampire
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.
07:00 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG
Champions While supporting Lighting Lad as he competes in the challenging Galactic Games, Superman and Phantom Girl uncover a sinister plot by the Fatal Five!
07:30 KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT Repeat WS PG
The Hero of Gramercy Heights After learning Xaviax was tricking him all along, Chris has doubts about fighting as Kamen Rider Sting, worried that he is too weak because of his asthma.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
Be-Knighted
The Forever Knights secure a weapon in hopes of aiding them slay a dragon they have held captive.
08:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
The Eyes Of Despero!
After a battle with Dr. Fate, Batman teams up with three Green Lanterns.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Feudin' And Fussin'
After Fred thoughtlessly insults Barney, he stubbornly refuses to apologize and starts a feud between the two.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
G.I. Jeannie When Jeannie says she wants to be his secretary, Tony tells Jeannie that she has to join the Air Force. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
My Baby, The Tycoon When Tabitha is given a stock as a present, it mysteriously starts to rise and Darrin thinks that Tabitha is fooling with the stock market. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 GET SMART Repeat G
The Only Way to Die
Max is almost killed but then CONTROL pretends that he is died so he can complete a secret mission. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Generation Gap Lucy and Harry agree to play parts in Kim and Craig's high school play about the history of the generation gap throughout the ages.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
Oliver Buys a Farm Oliver Douglas quits his job as a lawyer & moves from Park Avenue to Hooterville. He wants to get away from the rat race of the city. His beautiful wife Lisa doesn't exactly love the idea.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Jerry Fusilli Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Boys Make Girls Cry Lauren and Audrina fight to save their friendship, but it might be too late. Spencer's had enough of Heidi's sister Holly and takes matters into his own hands. And Brody and Doug get out of jail with a story to tell.
14:00 PRIVILEGED Repeat WS PG
All About Love, Actually Will and Megan's new romance is threatened when Will plans to accept a job in Brazil. Sage "tortures" Charlie's cousin, Luis, who gets a job in the kitchen.
Starring: Joanna Garcia, Lucy Kate Hale, Ashley Newbrough, Michael Cassidy
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Collage Or Collagen A college student Maya is mentoring decides to become a model; Jack and Finch secretly team up as bridge partners. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
The Eyes Of Despero!
After a battle with Dr. Fate, Batman teams up with three Green Lanterns.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
Be-Knighted
The Forever Knights secure a weapon in hopes of aiding them slay a dragon they have held captive.
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Bogie Affair Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Yacht Murder Case After Tony argues with Jeannie on a yacht and she blinks home, two witnesses think that he pushed her overboard and murdered her. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Fastest Gun On Madison Avenue Samantha helps Darrin defend himself with a bit of magic when he has a misunderstanding with a prize fighter. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Jerry Fusilli Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG
Christmas Rehearsing for the church's midnight mass, Frankie becomes jealous when it seems that Mike is doing a better job at organizing the Heck family Christmas than she would have done.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS G From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 DETAILS: TO BE ADVISED G
Title not available at time of scheduling.
Information To Follow.
21:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES WS M
Daddy Issues
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes
22:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M
The Crazy Bitch Gazette Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his long-time stalker, Rose, is just too much to handle.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
23:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M
Arguments For The Quickie Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
23:30 GOSSIP GIRL WS M
Last Tango, Then Paris
In the third season finale, Blair must decide whether to meet Chuck at the top of the Empire State Building or risk losing their future together. A Gossip Girl gossip bomb involving Dan explodes Serena and Nate's relationship. Dorota and Vanya welcome their baby.
Starring: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford, Taylor Momsen, Ed Westwick, Matthew Settle
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
00:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M
Daddy Issues
Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes
01:30 RENO 911 WS M
Episode 9
Why is Garcia hiding his new girlfriend from the other deputies? What s her secret?
Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Collage Or Collagen A college student Maya is mentoring decides to become a model; Jack and Finch secretly team up as bridge partners. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 GET SMART Repeat G
The Only Way to Die
Max is almost killed but then CONTROL pretends that he is died so he can complete a secret mission. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon. 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Impractical Joker
After enduring one too many of Fred's practical jokes, Barney plots revenge. Tue Feb 8, 2011
06:00 CHOWDER Repeat WS G
Banned from the Stand/Creme Puff Hands Gazpacho tries to convince Mung to prove that he is right, but Mung refuses, so he restricts everybody from his stand until it becomes a problem.
06:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Gotchiman! Forever! Tres Bien! A Delicious Fruit Shake!
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.
07:00 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG
Fear Factory During a cosmic storm, the team takes refuge in a creepy, derelict space station where they each face their deepest fear.
07:30 KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT Repeat WS PG
The Power of Three Kit, Len and Chris vow to stick together as Riders because a team is always strongest together. Xaviax recruits Danny and Albert Cho to be his new corrupt Riders: Axe and Spear.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
Plumbers' Helpers Freelance young Plumbers vow to exterminate any alien they find. But soon, when they encounter Ben and the team, they mistake them as hostile aliens.
08:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Return Of The Fearsome Fangs! After teaming up with Jonah Hex to take on the Royal Flush Gang, Batman joins forces with Bronze Tiger to stop the Terrible Trio from stealing an ancient totem.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Impractical Joker
After enduring one too many of Fred's practical jokes, Barney plots revenge.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Yacht Murder Case After Tony argues with Jeannie on a yacht and she blinks home, two witnesses think that he pushed her overboard and murdered her. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Fastest Gun On Madison Avenue Samantha helps Darrin defend himself with a bit of magic when he has a misunderstanding with a prize fighter. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 GET SMART Repeat G
Strike While the Agent is Hot
An agent dies, which leaves Max in charge of the "Spys' Guild" labour negotiations. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Bogie Affair Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
Lisa's First Day on the Farm
Oliver & Lisa's first day is a disaster due to Mr. Haney moving out all the furniture and then some.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Diplomats Club After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Something Has To Change Heidi's sister Holly reaches out to Lauren, forcing both Lauren and Heidi to reconsider what happened to their friendship. Audrina and Justin's relationship is tested as she works a huge event for Epic Records.
14:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Nips And Tucks
When a Congressional witness is found dead, the Angels investigate plastic surgeon Paul Redmont's association with racketeer Vern Maddox, who they learn wants plastic surgery to change his identity. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd and Shelley Hack.
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Nina's Bikini Nina agrees to have an old bikini enshrined in a local restaurant. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.
15:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Return Of The Fearsome Fangs! After teaming up with Jonah Hex to take on the Royal Flush Gang, Batman joins forces with Bronze Tiger to stop the Terrible Trio from stealing an ancient totem.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
Plumbers' Helpers Freelance young Plumbers vow to exterminate any alien they find. But soon, when they encounter Ben and the team, they mistake them as hostile aliens.
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Laundress
Lucy crashes her car the same day as she had bragged to Craig about having a perfect driving record. As a means to payoff the other victim in the accident, Lucy takes a job in his laundromat, which proves to cause more damage than help.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Anybody Here Seen Jeannie Jeannie sabotages Tony's tests prior to his launch because she doesn't want him breaking his tether on a spacewalk and being lost in space. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
The Dancing Bear Both grandmothers bring Tabitha identical stuff bears. Endora turns her bear into a dancing bear. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Diplomats Club After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Jeans Sue demands that Frankie and Mike buy her a expensive pair of jeans so that she can fit in with the cool kids at school, while Axl wants a car so he can impress a girl.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS G From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF 2004 Captioned Repeat WS PG AZKABAN
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts for another adventure filled year. Harry comes face-to-face with danger yet again, this time in the form of escaped convict Sirius Black. In a bid for help, Harry turns to sympathetic Professor Lupin, but will it be enough?
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Richard Griffiths, Emma Watson, Robbie Coltrane, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman
Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Some Violence
22:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Best Friends Forever In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
23:00 A SCANNER DARKLY 2006 WS M
A Scanner Darkly
Working as an undercover cop in a world where almost everyone is addicted to Substance D, Fred Arctor sets up an elaborate sting to nab a notorious drug runner named Bob. Little does Fred know that "Bob" is someone very close to him.
Starring: Rory Cochrane, Robert Downey Jnr, Mitch Baker, Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder
Cons.Advice: Drug References, Adult Themes, Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:00 CRIBS Repeat WS G
Akon/ Brittny Gastineau/ Andrew Volpe & Matt Palermo
01:30 RENO 911 WS M
Episode 12
After a drug sting gone wrong, Dangle and Junior have to make it back to the station on foot. And naked.
Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Nina's Bikini Nina agrees to have an old bikini enshrined in a local restaurant. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 GET SMART Repeat G
Strike While the Agent is Hot
An agent dies, which leaves Max in charge of the "Spys' Guild" labour negotiations. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Operation Barney
the guys call out sick so that they can go to a baseball game. Wed Feb 9, 2011
06:00 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR Repeat G
Operation: B.R.I.D.G.E. / Operation: S.I.X. The Kids Next Door, along with the militant Numbuh 20,000, must destroy a crosswalk bridge that leads to a mall store selling the ugliest clothes ever.
06:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Surprise! Tama-April-Fool's Day - A Love Panic Situation
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.
07:00 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG
Brain Drain A major malfunction sends Braniac 5's genius IQ plummeting. To obtain the rare element needed to save him, Superman and Timber Wolf must travel to the most inhospitable planet in the galaxy.
07:30 KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT Repeat WS PG
The Brothers Cho Len offers Kit the job of replacing the original Kamen Rider Dragon Knight permanently. Danny and Albert Cho ambush Len, but when Len takes their decks they aren't much of a challenge.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
X = Ben + 2 Emperor Milleous plans to destroy the planet Earth for kidnapping his daughter. In order to save the planet, Ben must uncover the secrets of Alien X.
08:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Deep Cover For Batman! To infiltrate the Injustice Syndicate of a parallel Earth, Batman takes the place of his villainous counterpart, Owiman.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Operation Barney
the guys call out sick so that they can go to a baseball game.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Anybody Here Seen Jeannie Jeannie sabotages Tony's tests prior to his launch because she doesn't want him breaking his tether on a spacewalk and being lost in space. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
The Dancing Bear Both grandmothers bring Tabitha identical stuff bears. Endora turns her bear into a dancing bear. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 GET SMART Repeat G
Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine
Max has to impersonate a safe cracker named Jimmy Ballantine. He has his face wrapped in bandages so KAOS won't recognize him. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Laundress
Lucy crashes her car the same day as she had bragged to Craig about having a perfect driving record. As a means to payoff the other victim in the accident, Lucy takes a job in his laundromat, which proves to cause more damage than help.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
The Decorator
Oliver & Lisa each hire a decorator to build the house the way they want.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Understudy George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
You Always Miss a Best Friend Lauren leaves for family vacation, and things in Los Angeles go awry. Stephanie dates Doug behind Lauren's back, and Audrina gets friendly with Heidi.
14:00 STARSKY & HUTCH Repeat WS M
Snow Storm A million dollars worth of pure cocaine is missing after a huge drug bust and Starsky and Hutch are accused of 'going into business' by a narcotics kingpin and by members of the police.
Starring: Paul Michael Glaser, David Soul, Bernie Hamilton
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug References
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The Kiss Maya pretends to be Elliott's wife in order to help him get a new apartment. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Deep Cover For Batman! To infiltrate the Injustice Syndicate of a parallel Earth, Batman takes the place of his villainous counterpart, Owiman.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
X = Ben + 2 Emperor Milleous plans to destroy the planet Earth for kidnapping his daughter. In order to save the planet, Ben must uncover the secrets of Alien X.
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Helpful Mother Lucy hires Kim as her new assistant at work, which works out well since she is playing the role of a nutty secretary in a play at school.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Moving Finger When Jeannie becomes jealous of Tony dating a movie star, she tries to become one but finds out that genies cannot be photographed. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Double Tate
After wishing to be his boss for a day, Darrin turns into Larry Tate. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Understudy George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Neighbour
Frankie fears that a confrontation with trashy neighbour Rita Glossner is at hand when Sue has a run-in with her sons. Meanwhile, Axl tries to bribe Brick when he's asked to teach his little brother how to kick a ball for a gym requirement. But it's Brick who turns the tables on Axl and ends up bribing him for another favor.
Starring: Brooke Shields, Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS G From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 HELLCATS WS PG
Worried Baby Blues
Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:30 V Captioned M
Unholy Alliance Erica tracks a former Mossad agent who leads the violent faction of the Fifth Column; Jack and priests from across the world speak out against the Visitors; Anna visits the Vatican to try to win over religious leaders. Starring: Jane Badler, Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
21:30 FRINGE WS M
Marionette A person having his heart removed sets off a string of bizarre events. Meanwhile, Peter assesses his relationship with Olivia.
Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
22:30 WHEN A STRANGER CALLS 2006 Captioned Repeat WS M
When A Stranger Calls
Jill had the perfect babysitting job. A full fridge, kids in bed, but then the phone rings and a voice asks "Have you checked the children? Frantically she calls the police who trace the call to inside the house Jill goes upstairs to check the children and that's when her night turn into a nightmare.
Starring: Camilla Belle, Katie Cassidy, Tommy Flanagan
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes
00:20 FRINGE Repeat WS M
Marionette A person having his heart removed sets off a string of bizarre events. Meanwhile, Peter assesses his relationship with Olivia.
Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
01:20 GO - FILLER Repeat PG
01:30 RENO 911 WS M
Episode 13 Wiegel has good news and bad news: her boyfriend has finally proposed, but his appeals have also finally run out. He's going to be executed for multiple murders.
Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The Kiss Maya pretends to be Elliott's wife in order to help him get a new apartment. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 GET SMART Repeat G
Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine
Max has to impersonate a safe cracker named Jimmy Ballantine. He has his face wrapped in bandages so KAOS won't recognize him. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon. 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Happy Household After quarreling over the household budget with Fred, Wilma applies for a job at the Bedrock Radio-Television Corp. Thu Feb 10, 2011
06:00 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR Repeat G
Operation: T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. Tommy falls in love with Hoagie's crappy old tricycle he finds in the garage but gets only laughs from other kids when they see him riding it.
06:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Is He a Myth? Kuchipatchi of Truth - Am I Dreaming? A Mysterious E-mail
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.
07:00 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG
Lightning Storm
Much to the Legion's disappointment, Lighting Lad accepts an invitation to join an older, "cooler" team.
07:30 KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT Repeat WS PG
Semper Fi Chris refuses JTC s offer to join Xaviax. Danny and Albert start a fight in the bookstore, and an all-out battle begins between Dragon Knight, Wing Knight, Sting, Axe and Spear.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G
Scooby-Dudes
Dr. Phineus Phibes has returned to his hometown. Shaggy and Scooby follow him to find out what he is up to.
08:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Game Over For Owlman!
On Earth, Owlman has disguised himself as Batman and is committing crimes while framing his counterpart.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Happy Household After quarreling over the household budget with Fred, Wilma applies for a job at the Bedrock Radio-Television Corp.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Moving Finger When Jeannie becomes jealous of Tony dating a movie star, she tries to become one but finds out that genies cannot be photographed. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Double Tate
After wishing to be his boss for a day, Darrin turns into Larry Tate. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 GET SMART Repeat G
Anatomy of a Lover
KAOS reprograms Hymie to murder the Chief. After Max foils the attempt, and unable to go through dismantling him, he hides Hymie in his apartment. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & The Helpful Mother Lucy hires Kim as her new assistant at work, which works out well since she is playing the role of a nutty secretary in a play at school.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
The Best Laid Plans
Lisa goes back to New York to get their furniture causing the townsfolk to think that she has left for good.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Face Painter
George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend behaviour at a hockey game disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
When Lauren's Away...
The truth finally comes out about Stephanie's relationship with Lauren's ex-boyfriend Doug when they all meet up for the first time at Doug's pool party. Heidi's mother makes a surprise visit to LA and has a confrontation with Spencer.
14:00 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG
Worried Baby Blues
Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Bravefinch
Finch is threatened by Jack's new assistant. Stars Laurs San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.
15:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Game Over For Owlman!
On Earth, Owlman has disguised himself as Batman and is committing crimes while framing his counterpart.
16:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G
Scooby-Dudes
Dr. Phineus Phibes has returned to his hometown. Shaggy and Scooby follow him to find out what he is up to.
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy Protects Her Job Lucy mistakes Harry's idea of hiring an assistant for her because she looks tired, as a hint that he is going to replace her at work. She chooses the most clumsy secretary she can find to prove how superior she really is.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Djinn And Water Jeannie brings her great-grandfather to Cocoa Beach to teach Tony how to desalinate water. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Samantha, The Dressmaker Samantha zaps up dresses for her neighbours that are copies of designer originals which she saw in Paris. The original designer shows up. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Face Painter
George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend behaviour at a hockey game disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
18:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Interview Mike finds himself out of work and lacking the technological skills needed in the 21st century to search for a job. With Frankie's help, Brick runs for school historian.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS G From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.
19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG
The latest incarnation of Porsche s 911 flagship is put through its paces. With the help of friends from the British Amateur Rocket Society, Richard and James try to make a Reliant Robin boldly go where no three-wheeler has gone before. Guest stars Simon Pegg.
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Lizard-Spok Expansion
A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard. Sheldon tries to improve the game rock-paper-scissors.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE INBETWEENERS WS MA
Home Alone
Already under pressure from Mr. Gilbert to rat on Neil and Jay for destroying a flower bed, Will does not think it a good idea that the other boys come to his house to throw a party whilst his mother is on a weekend break in the Cotswolds with an old flame.
Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
21:30 SUPERBAD 2007 Captioned Repeat WS MA
Superbad
Theirs is a ridiculously dependent friendship but now they ve gotten into different colleges and are forced to contemplate life apart. Evan is sweet, smart and generally terrified. Seth is foul-mouthed, volatile and all-consumed with the topic of human sexuality.
Starring: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-plasse
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Some Violence, Drug Use
00:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA
Home Alone
Already under pressure from Mr. Gilbert to rat on Neil and Jay for destroying a flower bed, Will does not think it a good idea that the other boys come to his house to throw a party whilst his mother is on a weekend break in the Cotswolds with an old flame.
Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
00:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
01:00 V Captioned Repeat M
Unholy Alliance Erica tracks a former Mossad agent who leads the violent faction of the Fifth Column; Jack and priests from across the world speak out against the Visitors; Anna visits the Vatican to try to win over religious leaders. Starring: Jane Badler, Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Bravefinch
Finch is threatened by Jack's new assistant. Stars Laurs San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 GET SMART Repeat G
Anatomy of a Lover
KAOS reprograms Hymie to murder the Chief. After Max foils the attempt, and unable to go through dismantling him, he hides Hymie in his apartment. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Fred Strikes Out Fred finds himself in quite a "pickle" after he promises to take Wilma to the movies on the same evening that he is to play in a bowling league playoff. Fri Feb 11, 2011
06:00 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR Repeat G
Operation: C.R.I.M.E / Operation: P.A.R.T.Y. When a new psychic member of the School Safety Patrol gets kids tossed into detention for crimes they haven't yet committed the KND have to uncover his real motives before every kid is locked up.
06:30 CLASS OF 3000 Repeat G
Two to Tango
Sunny longs to spend more time with the lovely Ms. Lopez, but they're both so busy it isn't easy.
07:00 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG
The Substitutes It's that time of year again -- Legion Auditions! This year's crop is hardly promising, with most hopefuls turning out to be comic duds.
07:30 KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT Repeat WS PG
Letter From The Front-Line Kit and Len blame themselves for Sting getting vented. Kit finds a letter that Chris wrote to his father but never got to send. Against orders, Axe and Spear continue to go after Dragon Knight.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G
Zoinks The Wonderdog Dr. Phineus Phibes decides that as long as Scooby and Shaggy are together as a team, they can never be defeated.
08:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Mystery In Space!
After a team-up with the Question, Batman travels to the planet Rann to aid space hero Adam Strange.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Fred Strikes Out Fred finds himself in quite a "pickle" after he promises to take Wilma to the movies on the same evening that he is to play in a bowling league playoff.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Djinn And Water Jeannie brings her great-grandfather to Cocoa Beach to teach Tony how to desalinate water. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Samantha, The Dressmaker Samantha zaps up dresses for her neighbours that are copies of designer originals which she saw in Paris. The original designer shows up. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
11:30 GET SMART Repeat G
Kiss of Death A woman pretends to be in love with Max in order to try to kill him. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy Protects Her Job Lucy mistakes Harry's idea of hiring an assistant for her because she looks tired, as a hint that he is going to replace her at work. She chooses the most clumsy secretary she can find to prove how superior she really is.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
My Husband, the Rooster Renter Oliver is hoodwinked into renting a rooster from Mr. Haney. Of course he will need to rent a hen to make the rooster crow. It is the first of many things he will buy/rent from Mr. Haney.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 1 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG
Don't Act Innocent Lauren gets a letter of apology from Heidi and realizes there's only one thing keeping them from being friends again. Audrina starts dating a new guy to make Justin jealous, but her plan backfires.
14:00 PRIVILEGED WS PG
All ABout The Ripple Effect Megan's mother, Shelby, who abandoned the family when Megan was a child, returns. Will is jealous when Megan turns to Charlie for advice.
Starring: Joanna Garcia, Lucy Kate Hale, Ashley Newbrough, Michael Cassidy
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Jack's Old Partner A bad case of writer's block forces Jack to look up a partner he dumped thirty years ago; Nina seeks Elliott's help with a tax auditor. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
Mystery In Space!
After a team-up with the Question, Batman travels to the planet Rann to aid space hero Adam Strange.
16:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G
Zoinks The Wonderdog Dr. Phineus Phibes decides that as long as Scooby and Shaggy are together as a team, they can never be defeated.
16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Liberace
Craig is in need of a candelabra from Liberace as an initiation to get into a club. Liberace is more than happy to lend him the candelabra, but his family believes he had stolen the item and they take it on themselves to return it to him.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Whatever Became of Baby Custer A neighbourhood boy sees Jeannie performing her magic and tells Doctor Bellows. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
The Horse's Mouth
Samantha turns an escaped racehorse into a human. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
SCOOBY DOO! AND THE LOCH NESS 18:00 MONSTER 2004 Repeat WS G
Scooby Doo! And The Loch Ness Monster Scooby-Doo and the crew travel to Scotland on vacation and find themselves unexpectedly tackling their biggest monstrosity ever: the Loch Ness Monster!
19:30 BALLS OF FURY 2007 WS PG
Balls Of Fury
Former table-tennis pro Randy Daytona is down on his luck and down on his game when FBI agent Ernie Rodriguez recruits him for a mission he can't refuse -- to smoke out his father's killer, the evil Feng. With the help of a blind sage and an expert trainer, Daytona travels to Feng's jungle compound, where he'll face a raft of formidable players en route to the prize.
Starring: Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References, Mild Violence 21:25 CHAOS 2005 WS M
Chaos
With a gang leader holding dozens of hostages at an interrupted bank robbery, suspended cop Det. Quentin Conners is pulled back into action to negotiate. But when chaos erupts inside, the baddies escape. Now, Conners must pair with rookie cop Shane Dekker to find the gang before they pull off an even bigger heist.
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Jason Statham, Ryan Phillipe, Henry Czerny, Justine Waddell, Jessica Steen
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:25 LORDS OF DOGTOWN 2005 Repeat WS M
Lords Of Dogtown
The tough gritty streets of "Dogtown" in Venice California didn't look like much to outsiders, but to a handful of teenage surfers in the 1970's they were the hard, winding, sloping inspiration for a revolutionary style of skateboarding. Stars Heath Ledger, Emile Hirsch and Nikki Reed.
Starring: Heath Ledger, Emile Hirsch, Rebecca De Mornay, William Mapother, Victor Rasuk, John Robinson
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References
01:40 SHARKY'S MACHINE 1981 Repeat WS AV
Sharky's Machine Undercover cop Sharky mishandles a drug raid and promptly gets demoted to the vice squad. He then assembles a band of investigators who take on an infamous mobster.
Starring: Burt Reynolds, Rachel Ward, Vittorio Gassman, Brian Keith, Charles Durning, Bernie Casey
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug Use, Frequent Coarse Language
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Jack's Old Partner A bad case of writer's block forces Jack to look up a partner he dumped thirty years ago; Nina seeks Elliott's help with a tax auditor. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
05:00 GET SMART Repeat G
Kiss of Death A woman pretends to be in love with Max in order to try to kill him. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
This Is Your Lifesaver
Fred rescues a wily stranger and discovers he is endlessly responsible for the life he saved. Sat Feb 12, 2011
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
Pit Of Peril Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat WS G
Animal School Musical (Part 2) Going to school becomes a trip to the jungle for 12 year old Adam who is the only human student at Charles Darwin Middle School. THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF 07:30 FLAPJACK Repeat G
Kid Nickels / The Sweet Life
K nuckles gambles with the currency of friendship and Flapjack pays the price& at a bank?
08:00 THE SECRET SATURDAYS II WS G
The Legion Of Garuda
A clue from an ancient Sumerian text points the Saturdays to a sect of Indian jadoowallas (sorcerers), the Legion of Garuda. The Garuda were the ones who drove out "the spirit of Kur" the last time it reared its head, and the Saturdays are hopeful that they may be able to do it again.
08:30 SCOOBY DOO MYSTERY INCORPORATED WS G
Beware The Beast From Below The gang has to battle police and parental involvement while trying to solve the mystery of a Slime Mutant who's trapping his victims in a gelatinous cocoon.
09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN PG
Tashy 497
Modula finds another deadly beast to unleash upon the group.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS G
The Rise Of The Blue Beetle! Batman and Blue Beetle go on a mission to destroy an asteroid heading for Earth, only to go up against the deadly Kanjar Ro.
10:00 GENERATOR REX PG
The Day that Everything Changed
From the creators of Ben 10 comes Generator Rex, a new series about a teen with extraordinary powers. Infected by microscopic molecular-altering nanites, 15-year-old Rex has the ability to grow incredible machines out of his body.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS G
Ben 10 Returns: Part 1 When an alien invasion of the DNAliens strike Earth and Grandpa Max goes missing, Ben decides that it's hero time once again.
11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Djinn And Water Jeannie brings her great-grandfather to Cocoa Beach to teach Tony how to desalinate water. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Whatever Became of Baby Custer A neighbourhood boy sees Jeannie performing her magic and tells Doctor Bellows. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Samantha, The Dressmaker Samantha zaps up dresses for her neighbours that are copies of designer originals which she saw in Paris. The original designer shows up. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
The Horse's Mouth
Samantha turns an escaped racehorse into a human. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
13:00 GET SMART Repeat G
Anatomy of a Lover
KAOS reprograms Hymie to murder the Chief. After Max foils the attempt, and unable to go through dismantling him, he hides Hymie in his apartment. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
13:30 GET SMART Repeat G
Kiss of Death A woman pretends to be in love with Max in order to try to kill him. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Lawrence Welk Lucy's friend Viv takes up her offer of getting her a date with Lawrence Welk if she ever came to town for a visit. Problem is, Lucy doesn't even know Mr. Welk, and schemes with Mary Jane to replace him with a wax figure.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G
Lucy & Viv Visit Tijuana
Lucy, Viv and Harry are quarantined for 24 hours at customs when they attempt to drive to Tijuana.
Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould
15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat WS G
Give Me Land, Lots of Land
Lisa is against buying neighboring property owned by the Watsons until she see their farmhouse.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
15:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD PG
Double Sting A prisoner in the Hazzard jail has the symptoms of the plague, so Sheriff Coltrane, Deputy Enos, Boss Hogg and Bo Duke and Jesse Duke are quarantined while two men rob the Hazzard Bank and escape with Daisy.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
16:30 PRIVILEGED Repeat WS PG
All ABout The Ripple Effect Megan's mother, Shelby, who abandoned the family when Megan was a child, returns. Will is jealous when Megan turns to Charlie for advice.
Starring: Joanna Garcia, Lucy Kate Hale, Ashley Newbrough, Michael Cassidy
17:30 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG
The Victor Belongs to the Spoils - Pilot
Henry Griffin is a teenager with extraordinary skills he s learned while living with his anthropologist parents in some of the most exotic places on the planet. When Henry's parents decide it's time for him to settle down and lead a normal life, they send him off to Washington D.C. to live with his relatives. Henry explores the secrets of his School and the National Museum, where he is plunged into a whole new world of mystery and intrigue.
Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
18:30 DADDY DAY CAMP 2007 Repeat WS PG
Daddy Day Camp
Bumbling dads Charlie and Phil take over a struggling summer camp and discover that the great outdoors aren't always so great as they contend with dilapidated buildings, unruly campers and bankruptcy. When enrollment plummets, Charlie turns to his estranged father for help and, in the process of learning about wilderness survival, learns about forgiveness, too.
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Jr., Lochlyn Munro, Richard Gant
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language 20:30 THE LONGEST YARD 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M
The Longest Yard
When former NFL superstar Paul Crewe is sent to prison for a drink driving incident, the warden forces him to transform a group of inmates into a football team. Crewe promises the cons a chance to exact revenge in a bone-crunching showdown with the prison officials where anything goes.
Starring: Adam Sandler, Burt Reynolds, Chris Rock
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
22:50 THE CONDEMNED 2007 WS AV
Condemned
Starring: Steve Austen, Vinnie Jones, Rick Hoffman, Victoria Mussett
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Adult Themes
01:15 MATCHSTICK MEN 2003 Captioned Repeat WS M
Matchstick Men
Meet Roy and his protege Frank, a couple of small-time con artists who are on the verge of their most lucrative swindle. Roy's private life, however, is not so successful. An obsessive-compulsive agoraphobia with no personal relationships to call his own...until he learns he has a 14 year old daughter Angela. Now she wants in on the partnership - but that could jeopardise Roy's peace of mind, not to mention his whole way of life. Stars Nicolas Cage and Sam Rockwell.
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell, Alison Lohman, Bruce Altman, Bruce McGill
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence
03:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG
Double Sting A prisoner in the Hazzard jail has the symptoms of the plague, so Sheriff Coltrane, Deputy Enos, Boss Hogg and Bo Duke and Jesse Duke are quarantined while two men rob the Hazzard Bank and escape with Daisy.
Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones
04:30 GET SMART Repeat G
Anatomy of a Lover
KAOS reprograms Hymie to murder the Chief. After Max foils the attempt, and unable to go through dismantling him, he hides Hymie in his apartment. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.
05:00 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG
The Victor Belongs to the Spoils - Pilot
Henry Griffin is a teenager with extraordinary skills he s learned while living with his anthropologist parents in some of the most exotic places on the planet. When Henry's parents decide it's time for him to settle down and lead a normal life, they send him off to Washington D.C. to live with his relatives. Henry explores the secrets of his School and the National Museum, where he is plunged into a whole new world of mystery and intrigue.
Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence