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Skits - a Collection Skits - A Collection Please feel free to duplicate; all contents are taken from the Public Domain. No Copyright of Any Kind Not for commercial reproduction under any circumstances except to cover the cost of reproduction. This is a collection of Cub Scout skits found in Pow Wow books, collected from the Internet, provided by fellow Scouters from across the world, or have just shown up in my E-mail. None of this material is original and I have tried to include a note as to the source. No skit has been altered by me, nor am I responsible for their content. If there is a skit that you can verify the source, please notify me so that I can correctly identify it. If there is information that should not be published because of copyright information, please let me know so that I may remove it immediately. Enjoy, relax, have fun and remember were in it for the kids. Seven Steps to Successful Skits.........................................................................................4 "A Gathering of Nuts" .......................................................................................................6 Be Prepared........................................................................................................................6 Bee Sting............................................................................................................................6 Black Bart ..........................................................................................................................7 CAMP COFFEE SKETCH....................................................................................................7 Campers and Bears ................................................................................................................8 Change Underwear.............................................................................................................8 Chief Shortcake..................................................................................................................8 Court Case..........................................................................................................................8 Court Scene........................................................................................................................9 Crazy Charlie .....................................................................................................................9 Dinner Special........................................................................................................................9 Disappearing Pop...............................................................................................................9 Doggie Doctor..................................................................................................................10 Earwash................................................................................................................................10 Emergency Test ...................................................................................................................11 Fishing for Suckers ..............................................................................................................11 Fish Market ......................................................................................................................11 Fly in the Soup.....................................................................................................................12 Friends of Yours ..............................................................................................................13 Glass of Water..................................................................................................................13 Good Soup ...........................................................................................................................13 Hairy Hamburger .............................................................................................................14 I'm a Rabbit..........................................................................................................................15 -- 1 -- LIGHTHOUSE ....................................................................................................................17 Listen! ..............................................................................................................................18 Little Brother........................................................................................................................18 Living Xylophone ............................................................................................................18 My Belt ................................................................................................................................18 Missed..................................................................................................................................18 Offensive Bus Passenger..................................................................................................19 Oh-Wa-Ta-Goo-Siam ......................................................................................................19 Old Movie Scene .............................................................................................................20 Painting the Walls............................................................................................................20 Pickpocket........................................................................................................................21 Plane Landing ..................................................................................................................21 Pop Quiz...............................................................................................................................21 "Prayer to the Gods" ............................................................................................................21 Presents for the Teacher...................................................................................................22 Prisoner ............................................................................................................................22 Puppy in the Box..............................................................................................................23 Rocket Genius..................................................................................................................23 RUBBISH ........................................................................................................................23 School's on Fire................................................................................................................24 Slug Trainers....................................................................................................................24 SMOKE SIGNALS..........................................................................................................24 Soldier In the Battlefield..................................................................................................24 Statues in the Park............................................................................................................24 THE Candy Store.............................................................................................................26 THE Candy Store (variation)...........................................................................................26 The Candy Store -- Another Version...................................................................................27 The Coffee Table .................................................................................................................27 The Compass....................................................................................................................28 The Dead Body ....................................................................................................................28 The Echo ..........................................................................................................................29 The Enlarging Machine ...................................................................................................29 The Elevator.....................................................................................................................29 The Fisherman .....................................................................................................................30 THe Important Papers..........................................................................................................31 The Lighthouse Story...........................................................................................................33 The Little Green Ball .......................................................................................................34 The Nutty Fisherman ...........................................................................................................35 The Operation ......................................................................................................................35 The Radio Skit .....................................................................................................................36 The Ruler .............................................................................................................................37 The Trained Caterpillar....................................................................................................38
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