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Did we do something 4 that was so unexpected that this out 4., It happens everj"^ day. A young man goes Dear Rock, break was warranted? What could have been a nice, spon <n off to college lea^^ng his home-town sweet Us kids had a keen time yesterday. We taneous welcome, in class, at the Hud heart with vows of eternal love, and then went down to the pond and caught some dle, on the Quad, was turned into a big he finds that he has outgrown her. Wliat, frogs. I caught the 7nost of anybody. Then we mock. And the ironic thing was that no one knew what was being mocked. Was ^ in such cases, is the honorable thing to do? hitched rides on trucks and did lots of nvtsy it excellence, as certainly was indicated • Well sir, you can do what Rock Siga- stuff like that. Well, I 7tiust close now be by some of the cheering, or our next op foos did. cause I got to whitewash the fence. ponents, by the play on the name of the Yourfriend, school they represent, or was it our own i^ Wlien Rock left Cut and Shoot, Pa., Tess teams, by the incongruous and most he said to his sweetheart, a simple coun probably unwanted cheers in their be P.S... .1 can do my Hula Hoop 3,000 try lass named Tess d'Urbervnlles, "My half. Let us hope that it was none of dear, though I am far awaj"^ in college, I times. these, but just that the natives were a^ will love you always. I will never look at Well sir, Rock thought about Tess and little restless, and their brains weren't in gear when their mouths were engaged. another girl. If I do, may my eyeballs then he thought about Fata and then a Perhaps the purpose behind this rally parch and wither, may my ^nscera writhe great sadness fell upon him. Suddenly was to show the world our appreciation • like adders, maj'^ the moths get my new he knew he had outgrowTi young, inno of academic as well as athletic excel tweed jacket!" cent Tess, his heart now belonged to smart, lence. But must we show the whole sophisticated Fata. world, newspaper reader by newspaper Then he clutched Tess to his bosom I'eader? The football over-emphasis at-,« and planted a final kiss upon her fragrant Rock, being above all things honorable, tributed to us, as we know, was merely j'oung skull and went away, meaning with returned forthwith to his home town and the misinfoiTned misinfoiining. The time ' all his heart to be faithful. walked up to Tess and looked her in the worth of a school is not judged by its eye and said manfully, "I do not love publicity agent, but its reputation with *• But on the verj' first day of college he you any more. I love a girl named Fata the companies interviewing its gradu ates, the foundations that might endow met a coed named Fata Morgana, a ^1 Morgana. You can hit me in the stomach of such sophistication, such poise, such it, and the caliber of its alumni. with all your might if you like." These are the true criteria, and ac savoir faire as Rock had never beheld. "That's okay, hey," said Tess amiably. cordingly Notre Dame ranks high by all She spoke knowingly of Franz Kafka, "I don't love you neither. I found a new of them. Let people look if they like, but «• she hummed Mozart, she smoked don't stoop to tell them. boy." Marlboros, the cigarette with better "mah- James Corrigan, in's". Now, Rock didn't know Franz "What is his name?" asked Rock. 234 Fisher Hall Kafka from Pinocchio, or Mozart from "Franz Kafka," said Tess. Dear Editor: ^ James K. Polk, but Marl Jack McAllister's appi'oach to the all boros he knew full well. He too familiar problem of the draft was, knew that anyone who at best, peripheral. (I assume that the . draft was the topic under discussion in smoked Marlboros was mod the Back Page of last week's ScHO- < ern and advanced and as LASTic.) Ninety per cent of the page studded with brains as a ham was devoted to historical inaccuracies,. ^, with cloves. Good sense tells ill conceived judgments, and vague, all- you that you can't beat embracing panaceas for our faltering Marlboro's new improved foreign policy. I suggest that in the future the authoi; ^ filter, and you never could either (1) spend more time developing beat Mariboro's fine flavor. the subject at hand; or (2) at least .\ This Rock knew. '^mimJo 4i^k&4^fi^^-' acquire some accurate insights in the area of his wanderings. ^ So all day he followed Fata around "A splendid fellow," said Rock and David Costello campus and listened to her talk about shook Tess's hand and they have re 303 Walsh Franz Kafka, and then in the evening he mained good friends to this day. In fact. went back to the dormitory and found Rock and Fata often double-date with OUR COVER: ^ this letter from his home-town sweet Franz and Tess and have heaps of fun. Changing loyalties for the mo heart Tess: Franz can do the Hula Hoop 6,000 times. ment, Jerry Fiorent, this year's art > iaS9 Max Shobau editor for the Dome, has created his first cover for the SCHOLASTIC. Fol lowing a more or less obligatory AW» weU that end* tpeU—inetuding PhWp Morris. Philip theme, here in the land of the Irish, Morri* ends itell and begins well and is made of stqterb Fiorent has portrayed St. Patrick. natuial tobaccos hu the same people who make Marlboros, The Scholastic the GommmHia^ ^ Scholastic Vol.100 March 13,1959 No. 17 Difce Quasi Semper Victnrus MEETING THE TEAM: Well we thought we'd seen everything. Guess Vive Quasi Crai Moritunis not. Last Monday night we witnessed the weirdest celebration in the last four years at Notre Dame when the College Quiz Bowl Champs returned ti-iumphantly to cam pus. The first line of the story in the South Bend Tribune made us wonder whether Founded 1867 a pei-version of values has taken place. The line read as follows: Brains received the homage usually reserved for brawn — undefeated Entered as second class matter at Notre Dame, t Indiana. Accepted for mailing at special rate of football bi-awn — Monday night at the University of Notre Dame. postage. Authorized June 23, 1918. Don't get us wrong, we were quite pleased with the success of Messrs. Moran, Ban- choff, Connelly, and Bellairs (although he could have mentioned the sponsoi-s of his "sunshine and culture" column in the SCHOLASTIC) and we offer them our sincere congratulations. However, we wonder if Monday night's reception at the circle was BOB SEDLACK supposed to raise academic success to the level of athletic success by a similar recep Editor tion. As far as we're concerned, academic success is on a plane far above the ath letic and a spirited reception which is fitting and projier for athletes is embarrassing and ridiculous for the academics. LOU STETTLER Beyond this, from where we stood the reception seemed to be a curious omiposite of sincerity and parody. At supper we almost choked on the "Go Irish, Beat Barnard" Associate Editor cheer which accompanied the announcement of the team's reception. At the circle, f "Get that book and fight," and "Excellence, spell it out," seemed obvious parody at times and not sincere, enthusiastic praise.