That traffi c!
SATURDAY, 15 MAY, 2021
TWILIGHT HOLD-UP: Motorists at the end of this traffi c jam are about fi ve to seven minutes away from reaching the roundabout at the intersection of Childers Road and Customhouse Street. Gisborne’s new traffi c congestion problems are at peak times only, and still a far cry from the other regions in New Zealand. Picture by Ben Cowper Gisborne used to have a rush minute rather than a rush hour. Not any more. Also gone is the “fi ve minutes to anywhere”. Now motorists face a seven-minute wait at intersections some mornings. But help is on the way. Sophie Rishworth fi nds out about planned improvements. isborne residents have had this District/Tairawhiti, including the East Coast, slow in the early years and only over the has to do with schools’ start and fi nish times, city to themselves for years was 49,500 (Stats NZ). past two to three years has that traffi c really and Dave says that happens around the Gand years. We’ve been through In two years 2400 more people will be ramped up. country. decades of zero population living here, and in 2028, seven years later, Some even say over the past few months. “If you can minimise that, you can improve growth. Stats NZ is predicting a population in But that fi ve-to-seven minute wait as the your effi ciency around town. Gisborne drivers have been known to go Tairawhiti of 53,100 — that’s 3600 more car inches along Ormond Road, Gladstone “ at’s why we’ve got school buses, and around the block — a couple of times if need people and their cars. Road or Childers Road after the school drop- pick up and collection times around the be — to get a park outside the shop they’re Gisborne District Council (GDC) journeys off , or on the way to work, is all relative. city. going to. infrastructure manager Dave Hadfi eld Someone from Auckland would think our “It was a historical decision where schools Now there’s this population boom. Good has noticed it too — personally and 10-minute commute is fantastic. were placed and because there are no high parks are like hen’s teeth, and that traffi c! professionally. Dave says the bulk of the traffi c here is schools in the Kaiti area, all the students go People have chosen a provincial lifestyle, “On average for the last 10 years the traffi c referred to as the “tidal eff ect”. to another area across town.” especially since recent lockdowns that has been increasing about 200 vehicles each at’s where a wave of vehicles goes one at means school holidays have a big showed how a lot of people could do their year.” way in the morning, and the other way at the impact on traffi c fl ow. jobs from anywhere. at’s if you extrapolate it from 2010 to end of the day. In 2018 the population for the Gisborne now. But as Dave explains, the growth was Around 45 percent of the traffi c movement Continued on page 2
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OrmOnd rOAd/ Wi Pere Street rOUndABOUt: This photo was taken at school drop-off time — around 8.45am on a week-day morning. Forty-five percent of traffic congestion is driven by school start and finish times, which is why school holidays have a big impact on reducing traffic around town. Picture by Paul Rickard Plans afoot to ease traffic congestion
From page 1 know $80,000 will be spent on traffic- calming measures on their street as well. Urban Intersection Improvements Dave says a lot of people who have moved The Lytton Road and Nelson Road 2023/242022/232021/22 to Gisborne recently say they wanted to get roundabout will have improvements, $190,000 away from the big traffic jams. as will the Gladstone and Stanley Road “The worst-case scenario would be if people roundabout by Gisborne Girls’ and Boys’ $180,000 leave Gisborne because of the traffic, and High Schools. $170,000 that would mean we’ve made a decision too Improvements to the Rutene and late.” De Lautour Road roundabout are also $160,000 Dave says the network still has capacity but planned. he appreciates that at peak points each day $150,000 THE DATA there are delays. $140,000
THREE NEW ROUNDABOUTS AND Waka Kotahi traffic data between 2015 $130,000 TRAFFIC-CALMING MEASURES and 2109 show Gisborne traffic volumes rising rapidly. $110,000
Plans to curb the congestion include three On Awapuni Road, east of Grey Street, $100,000 new roundabouts being built over the next traffic has increased 23.6 percent. In 2015 three years. the daily count was 4418 vehicles. By $50,000 One will go at the notorious Aberdeen 2019 this had increased to 5464 — an Road/Roebuck Road intersection. It will cost increase of 1046 vehicles a day. $175,000 and be done by the middle of next Traffic volumes on State Highway 35 Lytton/Nelson Stout/Wi Pere year. on the way to Wainui have increased 16.3 Aberdeen/Roebuck Aberdeen/Lytton Gladstone/Stanley Rutene/De Lautour Palmerston/Grey Gisborne District Council’s 2022/2023 percent. Between 2015 and 2019 the TOTAL $450,000 TOTAL $320,000 TOTAL $300,000 budget also has $160,000 for another number of vehicles a day rose from 6644 roundabout at the Aberdeen/Lytton Road to 7728 — or 1084 extra cars a day. intersection. On SH35 south of the Harris Street turn- GdC UrBAn interSeCtiOn imPrOvementS: This is where Gisborne District Council The third one will be at the Grey Street/ off, traffic has increased 6.5 percent, from is putting money over the next three years to improve the traffic flow in Gisborne. It includes three new roundabouts, and you will no longer be allowed to turn right into Wi Palmerston Road intersection, budgeted in 19,632 vehicles a day (across both lanes) in Pere Street from Stout Street soon. 2023/2024 for $150,000. 2015 to 20,900 in 2019. That’s an extra 1268 Stout Street will be made safer for traffic vehicles a day in four years. Street and the Roebuck Road bridge) has (between Childers Road and Gladstone Road) as well. Gisborne District Council has had traffic increased 16.3 percent between 2014 and the traffic has increased 19 percent. At the intersection with Wi Pere Street, counts at the same locations over the 2020 (12,578 vehicles a day to 14,634 a day). On the main road through Makaraka there only left-hand turns will be allowed. The years, driven by different road renewal And on Gladstone Road between Peel has been a recorded 7 percent increase in two safety designs for this new rule, to ensure no programmes. Street and Bright Street, traffic volumes have years — up from 8020 vehicles a day in 2018 right turns or straight-ahead manoeuvres, Nelson Road, between Anita Grove and increased 13.3 percent — up from 8493 (between Gladstone Road and Granny Tarr will cost $175,000. Another $110,000 is Lytton Road, has had a 42 percent increase vehicles a day in 2014 to 9625 in 2020. Street) to 8572 in 2020. in the budget for traffic-calming measures in daily vehicle movements over the past six Still on Gladstone Road but between One notable decline in traffic has been in Stout Street, where residents have years. The last count in August 2020 showed Lytton Road and Clarence Street, and over recorded on Huxley Road on Outer Kaiti, complained of speeding and there have been a daily total of 4769 vehicles. In 2014 it was the p[ast 11 years, the number of vehicles between Craig Road and Daphne Street — a a number of car crashes. 3360 vehicles a day. increased 24 percent — up from 8744 in 62 percent decrease from 2013 vehicles a day Tyndall Road residents will be pleased to Traffic on Wi Pere Street (between Stout 2009 to 10,854 in 2020, while on Grey Street in 2014 to 763 vehicles in 2020. SATURDAY, MAY 15, 2021 3 PROFILE
HOME VISIT: Dr Katharine Holdsworth with her parents Dr Peter Holdsworth and Dame Bronwen Holdsworth. working to keep you safe.” Her whole career has been deep in the ADVOCACY: During her career, Dr Katharine operating systems, starting with phones Holdsworth has never missed an opportunity and now working on Windows, Azure and to encourage more women in to the engineering and computer science space. Microsoft systems. Pictures by Liam Clayton She loves creating for all the products she works on and is especially fond of Windows as there are 1 billion or more people using Windows 10. She loves the thought that the work she does every day helps keep people Te Karaka to tech hub protected and productive, allowing them to achieve more. “ at 1 billion number also freaks me out,” she said. Katharine Holdsworth returned mid-pandemic to Tairawhiti last week from her at means a bad bug has the potential to aff ect that many people. home in Seattle, Washington where she works for Microsoft, one of the world’s Making sure everyone was safe online kept biggest computer companies. She spoke about her career, and being a woman in a her awake at night, she said. Katharine said early attacks were usually kids man’s world, to a packed crowd at last week’s U3A event. Sophie Rishworth reports. in the basement at home, but these days it was quite sophisticated cyber-crime out there. r Katharine Holdsworth graduated Technology was her biggest delight — and organisation on the planet to achieve more’ — Hackers, scammers, whatever you wanted to from Canterbury University (UC) sometimes her biggest frustration, she said. which I love. call them, were smart people. with her Masters of Engineering in She grew up in Te Karaka as one of four “Without those people contributing to the Katharine said the Nigerian prince scenario D1994 and travelled to Denmark for children, and went to Te Karaka Primary work and listening closely to what customers was not used so much any more. Instead work. School, Gisborne Intermediate and Gisborne need, then the only person I am building for is cybercrime followed the contemporary news But the company Katharine went to work for Girls’ High School. me. issues of the day — for example, there was a sent her straight to the marketing department Maths and science were always her strong “People are encouraged to be themselves and rise in Covid-19- themed attacks in 2020. because they felt she would have a better suit, as was her curiosity and “girls can do belong in these great big teams and to bring But the bad guys still use email to try to get experience, as there were no women in the anything” attitude — something she thanked their voices and all their ideas to the table, no your passwords, so don’t open an email that engineering department. her parents for instilling in her. matter how big or small.” looks dodgy (which apparently 23 percent of “I got very good at fi xing the photocopier and She remembers her dad bringing home the Katharine said on top of all the incredible people do). during lunches made friends with the people fi rst family computer when she was 10. e products and technology, she loves And don’t click on the link in a dodgy email in the engineering department who were self-described “geek of the family” loved horse that Microsoft is big on diversity and (which many people also do). lovely and helped me work my way back to riding growing up in Te Karaka, but today that inclusion (learn more here https://aka. Look out as well for bad spelling, bad engineering. It was more of a man’s world.” has been replaced with biking around Seattle. ms/2020DIReport), were leaders in protecting grammar, fake websites, threatening messages It was a similar story during her student Katharine is one of 175,000 people who the environment with one of the eco-friendly (like your account will be closed if you do not years at Canterbury — Katharine was one of work for Microsoft worldwide. focuses to be carbon negative by 2030, and give your password) to indicate a scam, and only three or four women out of about 100 She hasn’t been at the offi ce since March 4 by 2050 removing from the environment its defi nitely check the address of the email sender. men in her undergrad engineering classes. last year due to the pandemic but has worked carbon footprint dating back to 1975. “Keeping yourself safe online is a bit of an When she was doing her Engineering PhD a from home alongside her family, and the toilet When Katharine moved to Seattle in 2002 it art rather than a science. Be sceptical, and few years later, things had not changed much. paper she stockpiled. was a “super tough time in tech”. She wondered be aware, don’t just click around on things She realised women supporting each other in But when she does go back to work it will be who would hire her. (that’s you too Dad) but also don’t stop using their studies would be useful, so helped kick- to Microsoft’s Redmond campus, which covers Biking around Seattle one day she realised technology.” start the UC Women in Engineering group. an area of 500 acres in the Puget Sound area of she was in Microsoft country and decided Katharine is an advocate of facial technology Katharine has continued to encourage more Seattle. she wanted to work in the Microsoft phone to log into her devices because while people can women into the engineering and computer A total of 57,000 people work there, which division since she had a PocketPC at the time steal your passwords, they cannot steal your science space during her 18-year career at means Katharine has more colleagues than the and loved it. face. Microsoft in the United States, where she population of Tairawhiti. She applied for a job there but in the She uses lots of methods to keep herself and is principal group programme manager for e campus has a bus network, a place meantime was off ered another job, which she her family safe online. One is that she gets a operating system security in the Microsoft to drop dry cleaning, she can get her bike took. text from her bank any time money goes out of Azure Edge and Platform team. serviced, there are lots of cafés, there’s a en six weeks later MS came back, her account. e Te Karaka-raised engineer now lives in “treehouse” meeting and workspace (yes, really) interviewed her and off ered Katharine two She has been caught a few times — people Seattle, Washington State, with her husband and it also sports the biggest gym in the US for roles in the phone division — either to focus stealing her credit card number and buying Alex Boyd and their son Jack, 12. It is the same employees to work out and keep healthy. on phones for companies or making phones things — and been able to stop the card town as many of her tech heroes like Bill Gates Seattle is the hub of technology, where secure. straight away with minimal damage because of and Jeff Bezos, and the home of Microsoft. X-Box, Amazon, Starbucks and aircraft giant She fi gured she knew less about phone the text notifi cation. Katharine was back in Gisborne last week to Boeing all started, and it is where she moved in security and it sounded interesting and fi gured She fi nished her talk with a suggestion to see her family, and took time to speak to the 2002 with her new husband. she could learn so took that job, she said. all the parents and grandparents out there to U3A group. Her parents, Dame Bronwen and Katharine never misses an opportunity to Katharine works in the background, keep your kids learning, being curious and Peter Holdsworth, are members of the group. mentor or help other women. She is co-chair of deep in the coding world, with people who encourage them to stay with tech subjects as U3A stands for the University of the ird the Women’s Microsoft Resource Group, which work to remove bugs from our devices, and long as possible. Age, an organisation for people in their “third has members from around the world. enhance security features, to keep us and our Many jobs today required some degree of age” — retired or semi-retired, and aged 50 She also has a role working on the culture of information safe. technology skills, she said. Importantly, the and over. her Microsoft team to make sure people feel Her biggest piece of advice is to stay up to work she is doing now was not a thing when e Cossie Club was packed with more than like they belong — particularly women and date with new software updates. she was at school — so the future is exciting. 200 people for Katharine’s talk, where she people from indigenous backgrounds. “Known vulnerabilities are a popular attack For some inspiration she encourages kids spoke about her career, and gave some tricks “Microsoft makes an eff ort to bring diverse vector, so the most up to date are the most to dig into the Microsoft Story Labs (https:// and tips to keep people safe online. voices into technology building because we are secure. So when you see that ‘update required’ news.microsoft.com/stories/), be inspired As she told the U3A crowd, “you’re the prime building for everyone. We have a very inclusive notifi cation on any of your devices, accept it as about the future and to imagine how they will target”. mission — ‘Empower every person and every there are people at all those big tech companies help shape it. 4 THE GISBORNE HERALD GARDENING Autumn lawn care tips
Autumn is a great time of the year to make improvements to the lawn. It’s the perfect season for seeding, laying new turf, feeding and controlling weeds.
SEEDING A LAWN Maintaining a consistent moisture level seed and mix in some Dynamic Lifter LAWN WEED CONTROL is a critical factor for success when growing Organic Lawn Food prior to levelling. is When starting a lawn from seed you’ll grasses from seed. Don’t let the soil dry out will encourage the new turf to produce roots One of the easiest ways to feed the lawn always get better results by sowing when at all until the seedlings have emerged. Once quickly and deep into the freshly cultivated and, at the same time, control weeds is conditions are gentle and the moisture you germinated, water more deeply but less soil beneath. When the new turf is in place, by applying Yates Weed ‘n’ Feed. Yates apply stays in the soil – which is why autumn often, and the grass will gradually be trained water well. Weed ‘n’ Feed comes either in a convenient is ideal. e varieties in Yates premium into developing a deeper, more drought- liquid hose-on pack, or as a dry granular lawn seeds germinate readily in autumn resistant root system. formulation. If your lawn is weed-free and and, because they prefer cool conditions, FEEDING THE LAWN you just need to feed there is also the easy they’ll continue growing through the winter to apply (no dust or smell ) Yates Lawn months and into next spring. us, they’ll be LAYING TURF Autumn is an important time to feed Fertiliser Hose On 2L and the cost eff ective well established before they’re forced to cope established lawns. is helps get them rive Granular Lawn Food. with the stresses of their fi rst summer. e quickest way to get a new lawn is by into top condition before the cold weather — Courtesy of Yates Yates premium lawn seed range includes, laying turf. Turf’s the term for ready-grown arrives. Yates Dynamic Lifter Organic Lawn Yates Luxury Lawn Seed, Yates Made for grass rolls that come with a thin layer of soil Food, which combines organic chicken Shade Lawn Seed, Yates Mow It Less Lawn protecting the roots. manure, Blood & Bone, Fish manure and Seed, Yates Sow Anytime Lawn Seed and In order for the lawn to establish well, the Seaweed is ideal for promoting healthy grass Yates Tuff grass Lawn Seed. ese can be used roots of the grass must be encouraged to and enriching the soil beneath. to grow an entire new lawn, or to oversow or grow from the turf down into the soil. It’s patch an existing one. For smaller areas of obvious that this will happen far more readily patching or repairing dog pee patches there if the soil is well-prepared beforehand. is Yates Easy Patch Lawn Repair and Yates Remove weeds before you start by spraying Quick Fix Lawn Seed. Be sure to cover the with Zero weedkiller. seed by raking it into the freshly cultivated Cultivate to a depth of about 10-15 cm soil. like you would if sowing a new lawn from SATURDAY, MAY 15, 2021 5 FOOD
PUMPKIN SOUP Pictures supplied Comforting soups for cold days
ere’s nothing more comforting than a hot bowl of homemade soup to warm you up on a cold day. And it tastes even better when you don’t have to put in too much eff ort making it. Here are some quick and easy recipes by Kate Trufi tt and Preeti Maheshwari to fi ll your appetite with tonnes of seasonal fl avour.
PUMPKIN SOUP LEMON CORIANDER SOUP Add the chopped spring onion whites. Stir Cover and pan and simmer till the and saute it for a minute. vegetables are cooked. When the veggies INGREDIENTS INGREDIENTS Add the chopped vegetables. You can also are cooked, add ⅓ cup coriander leaves and 1 butternut pumpkin For e Soup add cabbage, corn, baby corn, broccoli, green 2 tablespoons lemon juice (or as per your 1 Golden Kumara peas, caulifl ower or any other vegetable of taste). 1 Onion 1 tablespoon oil your choice. Mix them well and stir fry for Lastly, add chopped spring onion greens or 2 medium potatoes 1 teaspoon fi nely chopped ginger about 3 minutes. chives. Mix and serve hot lemon coriander 2 tsp cumin powder 1 teaspoon fi nely chopped garlic or 3 to 4 Add 4 cups water or vegetable stock. soup. 2 tsp coriander powder medium garlic cloves Add freshly crushed black pepper as per If you want to slightly thicken the soup you 2 tsp curry powder ¼ cup chopped spring onion whites or taste and salt as per taste. can add cornfl our paste. ½ tsp ginger powder fi nely chopped onions 2 litres of chicken (or vege) stock ¼ cup fi nely chopped carrots 2 Tbspn Olive Oil 1 to 1.25 cups chopped mushrooms 1 green chilli chopped (optional) METHOD crushed black pepper as per taste Peel and chop pumpkin, kumara, pototoes salt as per taste Peel and chop fi nely onion. 4 cups water or vegetable stock Fry onion in olive oil, once soft add spices. 2 tablespoons lemon juice (adjust according Fry until fragrant. to tatse) Add stock and bring to the boil. ⅓ cup chopped coriander leaves Add prepared vegetables and cook until 1 to 2 tablespoons chopped spring onion soft. greens or chives (optional) Once soft take off the element and cool Eyezen Single Vision Lenses before blitzing with a stick whiz. METHOD provide optimal vision all day long. Designed to relax When completely blitzed put back onto Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a pan. the eyes and filter blue- element to warm through. Keep fl ame to a low or medium-low. When violet light* with better visual Adjust seasoning — salt and pepper (you the oil becomes hot, add 1 teaspoon fi nely comfort and contrast, so you may need to add more spices if you like it chopped ginger, 1 teaspoon fi nely chopped can multitask with ease. spicy) garlic and chopped green chilli. *Filters up to 20% of blue-violet light (400-455nm). Serve hot with a splash of cream and Saute ginger, garlic, green chilli for a few OPSM GISBORNE cheesy bread rolls. seconds on medium-low fl ame till the raw aroma of ginger and garlic goes away. Do not 260 Gladstone Rd brown them. Ph: 867 7176 38138-03 6 THE GISBORNE HERALD TRAVEL
Enchanted garden
EARLY: Camellias are showing at Trelinnoe Park in autumn.
MEDITATIVE: The labyrinth at Trelinnoe Park encourages contemplative thoughts. All pictures by Julie Haines
Julie Haines broke the monotony of State Highway 5 with a spellbinding visit to Trelinnoe Park.
ucked away off the Napier-Taupo colour in the treetops and the track carpeted Road is an enchanting garden to in places in red and gold. rejuvenate travel-weary souls. We collected a map at the entrance and set T Trelinnoe Park is a 12 hectare off in search of the labyrinth. We expected woodland on the Napier side of Te Pohue a maze, but instead found something more that has been charming visitors for decades, spiritual and meditative. A seven ring but is overlooked by many rushing along pathway wound its way between tall grasses State Highway 5. to the centre. e intention is that you As teenagers my friends and I promenaded refl ect on something that is troubling you around the sprawling lawns, fantasising while you walk, and with luck you will come that we were the owners of a stately British to a resolution when you reach the centre, or country manor, and Trelinnoe its garden. at least a sense of calm. Nine-year-old India We sashayed down the formal steps and confessed afterwards it was her favourite picnicked beside the springtime azaleas and part of Trelinnoe. She stood with her eyes rhododendrons, vowing to return regularly. closed in the centre, feeling at peace, and But time is a strange thing, and some 30 then bounded out with renewed vigour. years later I fi nally returned for the fi rst For me, the best part of the garden was time, bringing my own daughter so she could a pond that refl ected the riot of colour fall in love with the magical gardens as I had around it. Dragonfl ies hovered over lily pads done three decades before. (though much to India’s disappointment, e gardens were in the early throes of there were no frogs to be seen at this time of autumn when we visited, with bursts of year). Continued on page 7 Night-time bliss is relaxing in your new spa . . .
Talk to us today LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH: Or eat . . . This Fly agaric fungi at Trelinnoe Park looks like 60 Roebuck Rd, phone 867 1240 something from a fairytale. 39053-03 SATURDAY, MAY 15, 2021 7 TRAVEL
STONE WORK: A sculpture by Owen Yeomans at Trelinnoe Park
From page 6
Clusters of Fly agaric also sparked our imaginations. ese white-spotted red fungi look like something from a fairy garden, but if you value your health you defi nitely shouldn’t eat them. In an enchanted garden, however, they fi t the part perfectly. With whimsical names like “Vale of Xanadu”, “Dell of Giants” and “Walk of the South Wind”, Trelinnoe Park’s gardens are a fanciful A fanciful spot spot to break up a journey. No matter what the season, the trees, shrubs, DECORATIVE: This stone fi gure of a perennials and natives boy playing a mandolin is among the put on a spectacular show. delights at Trelinnoe Park. CHILDHOOD DREAMS: The grand staircase at Trelinnoe Park, covered now in autumn leaves, where 30 years ago a group of teenage friends enjoyed the pretence of being in the grounds of a stately British manor house. Even in winter there Grand staircases at Trelinnoe Park. are early magnolias and camellias blooming. Many of the trees and shrubs are rare or unusual varieties from other countries, such as the Mexican Hand Flower, Chiranthodendron pentadactylon (also known as Devil’s or Monkey’s Hand Tree), which has red fl owers that resemble a hand. On the edges of the park there are picturesque views across stands of toi toi and farmland to the ranges beyond. e park is located 5.5km along the Old Coach Road, approximately 45 minutes from Napier or 75 minutes from Taupo, and LILY POND: Refl ections on a pond at signposted from SH 5. Trelinnoe Park
For more information see www.trelinnoepark.co.nz.
© Julie Haines 2021 LOOKING OUT: The view from Trelinnoe Park across neighbouring farmland to the ranges beyond. 8 THE GISBORNE HERALD COLUMN Objective allies: Netanyahu and Hamas Objective allies” generally don’t even Israel despite his parlous political position, Or the Israeli police who fired stun game for a quarter-century talk to each other. They don’t have and Hamas, the Islamist Palestinian grenades Monday night at Palestinian already: Hamas and common values, their ultimate goals organisation that controls the Gaza Strip, are demonstrators taking shelter in the al-Aqsa Netanyahu. And yes, they may be completely incompatible, they objective allies. mosque on what Israelis call Temple Mount? do hate each other, but “ by Gwynne often hate each other. But they share some Right now the missiles are flying and people Or the Palestinian protesters who threw nevertheless . . . intermediate goal, and are clever enough to are dying in both the Gaza Strip and Israel, rocks and other missiles at the police every Consider Netanyahu’s Dyer realise they can both get what they want by and as usual it’s hard to say who or what night during the last week of Ramadan? position. For the fourth acting together in certain ways. started it. Was it the Israeli air strikes that Or the founders of Hamas in 1987, or the time in a row, he has just Sometimes those ways may even involve hit 150 targets in Gaza and killed around 30 authors of the Balfour Declaration in 1917? failed to get an election shooting at each other, but if acting that people including nine children on Tuesday? Never mind who started it. The right outcome that will let him way brings a result that serves their various Or the Hamas fighters who launched 130 question is: who benefits from what is create and lead a coalition purposes, they are still objective allies. So of their homemade missiles at Israeli towns happening right now? It’s the same old government. He is on trial Binyamin Netanyahu, still prime minister of earlier in the day and killed three Israelis? “objective allies” who have been playing this on serious corruption charges, and may go to jail if he does not remain prime minister. 1489 The opposition parties ACROSS 50 Proceed (2) DOWN 40 Overly diluted (4) that want to see Netanyahu gone now have 1 Grin (5) 51 Fish (8) 2 Grinding teeth (6) 45 Up until now (2,3) a month to try to make a different coalition 4 Unable to move (6,2,3,4) 55 Coral island (5) 3 Telling fibs (5) 46 Rancid (7) that excludes him, but they have a problem. 14 Hindu teacher (5) 58 Files a bet (anag) (9) 5 Has (4) 47 Obligation (4) The electoral arithmetic means that their 15 Pigtail (5) 59 Floating without steering 6 Eulogy (7) 48 Property (6) coalition must contain the United Arab List 16 Formal charge of a (6) 7 Discourages (6) 49 Patriotic (5) (UAL), one of the parties that represent serious crime (10) 60 Enfolded (7) 8 Sea (5) 50 Blatant (7) Israel’s 20 percent minority of Arab citizens. 17 Skilled (5) 61 Atmosphere (3) 9 One easily angered to 52 Breakfast fare (10) No Arab party has ever been part of an 19 Top (3) 63 Downfall (4) violence (7) 53 Pop (7) Israeli government before, so putting this 20 Squirm (7) 64 Amble (6) 10 Knife thrust (4) 54 Lace hole (6) coalition together was already quite tricky. 21 Warranty (9) 65 Kind (3) 11 South American wildcat (6) 55 Stun (7) Doing it while Israelis and Palestinians 22 Origin (6) 66 Brimmed over (10) 12 Legend (5) 56 Male duck (5) are killing each other is impossible. UAL 25 Censured severely 68 Area (6) 13 Discover (4,3) 57 Frizzy hairstyle (4) (9) 69 Remove from socket (6) 14 Trouble-maker (7) 62 Lukewarm (5) chairman Mansour Abbas has already 27 Financial plan (6) 71 Triggered off (9) 18 Officially secret (10) 67 Sweet-scented posy (7) suspended the talks with his potential 28 Licence (6) 76 Looking at (6) 23 Fulcrum (5) 68 Sail tackle (7) Jewish coalition partners. 33 Twisting (10) 77 Type of nut (9) 24 Disease (anag) (7) 70 Illicit sexual relationship If these coalition talks fail, Israel will 35 Pixie (3) 79 Settle (7) 26 Unit of land area (7) (7) have to have another election (the fifth in 36 Bacon slice (6) 81 Hair jelly (3) 27 Shaggy-haired animal of 72 Italian wine (7) 30 months) next autumn. Netanyahu will 37 Temporary settlement 84 Point of view (5) North American plains (7) 73 Mystery (6) remain prime minister in the meantime, and (4) 85 Fat used for making 29 Wander at random (7) 74 Transported (6) will then have another, fifth chance to get a 39 Adversary (3) pastry (10) 30 Polish off (6) 75 Ousts (6) durable right-wing majority coalition that 41 Giant, colossal (7) 86 Records (5) 31 Soft hat (5) 76 Young eel (5) will pass legislation safeguarding him from 42 Swiss city (6) 87 Poor (5) 32 Iran, formerly (6) 78 Scent (5) further prosecution. 43 Went down (9) 88 Suffer adversity (4,2,4,5) 34 Prophet (4) 80 Poppy drug (5) I can’t read Netanyahu’s mind, but if he 44 Big spoon (5) 89 Entertain (5) 36 Poised for action (5) 82 Cure (4) were a ruthlessly self-serving politician he 45 Torn up (8) 38 Foot lever (5) 83 Leg joint (4) would certainly find this little war politically 12 3 45678910 11 12 13 useful. How about his alleged “objective ally”, Hamas? 14 Hamas needs a war right now less than Netanyahu does, but it’s always up for one. 15 16 17 Its business model is perpetual rejection of 18 19 peace with Israel, in the expectation that divine intervention will one day deliver total 20 21 22 victory and eliminate the Jewish state. Hamas is therefore in permanent 23 24 competition with Fatah, the rival Palestinian political movement that accepted the (now 25 26 27 28 29 moribund) “two-state solution” which 30 31 32 envisaged Israeli and Palestinian states living side by side. A little war with Israel now and 33 34 35 36 37 38 then is good for Hamas’s image. The Hamas-Netanyahu “objective alliance” 39 40 is based on the fact that Netanyahu hates the idea of a two-state solution just as 41 42 43 much as Hamas does. Indeed, they began by 44 strangling that deal together in 1995-96, and most of the shooting since has been about 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 keeping it dead. The deal came out of the Oslo Accords of 55 56 57 1992, in which Israeli prime minister Yitzhak Rabin and Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat 58 59 60 agreed to move towards two parallel states 61 62 living in peace. Rabin was assassinated by a Jewish right- 63 64 65 66 wing extremist, but everybody expected his successor, Shimon Peres, to win the 1996 67 election on a sympathy vote and go through with the Oslo deal. Instead, Hamas went on 68 69 70 71 72 a terrorist spree, bombing buses in Israel to 73 74 75 cause maximum casualties, in order to drive Israeli voters into the arms of the anti-Oslo 76 77 78 79 80 Accords nationalist right instead. It succeeded, and the right-wing candidate, 81 82 83 ex-commando Binyamin Netanyahu, became prime minister instead and sabotaged the 84 85 86 “peace process”. It was never very likely to 87 succeed, but Hamas and Netanyahu both act as objective allies whenever the corpse of the 88 89 two-state solution threatens to rise from its shallow grave. 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TOOTH FAIRY Saturday, 6.40pm, TVNZ 2
A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player results in an unusual sentence ̶ he must serve two weeks as the tooth fairy. Starring: Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.
SUICIDE SQUAD THE BEST FOODS COMEDY GALA 2021 Sunday, 9.20pm, TVNZ 2 Saturday, 8.30pm, TVNZ DUKE A secret government agency recruits some of the most dangerous incarcerated super-villains to form a task Justine Smith hosts Aotearoa’s fi nest comedy superstars for the 2021 force to save the world from the apocalypse. Comedy Gala, which kicks off the NZ Comedy Festival. Starring: Will Smith, Margot Robbie. Featuring: Chris Parker, Angella Dravid, Urzila Carlson and more! Picture by Jinki Cambronero/NZ Herald
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE Saturday, 9.30pm, TVNZ 2 ree friends who are tired of all the problems in their lives decide to visit a winter resort. eir lives change considerably more than expected, however, when they are mysteriously teleported to the year 1986. Starring: John Cusack. NATIONAL TREASURE 2: BOOK OF SECRETS Sunday, 7pm, TVNZ 2 A treasure hunter looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Starring: Nicolas Cage, Helen Mirren. 10 THE GISBORNE HERALD SATURDAY-SUNDAY TELEVISION
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