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INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER LUU PA1 1N FULL? Negotiators haggle for the remaining £30,000

LUU and the University arc still in negotiation on the remaining £30,000 of proposed Union funding cuts after last week's occupa- tion of physics/admin forced the University authorities to abandon £85.000 of the original cash reduction.

And Exec arc still hopeful proposed cut directly contra- that they can secure a 'no-cuts' dicted University assurances deal at forthcoming Senate and given in 1986r7 that there would Council meetings. he no reduction in LUU's funds --That 0(000 is earmarked for three years. Now the Uni- for future projects,- Finance versity want to retain a much Secretary Tony Austin told reduced three per cent of this Leeds Strident. -and although year's agreed funding. there will now he no immediate LUU s relations with the cuts in Union services. they will Uniyersit% remain strained this suffer heavily if the money does week. with Germaine Varney not come through." and the LUU representatives But the mood in Exec was walking out of a Senate meeting • Occupying students gathered on red route at noon last Friday to decide whether the protest should go on After 24 jubilant early this week with the on Wednesday after Vice Chan- hours an estimated 600 students voted to terminate the occupation Union claiming a major victory they were disgusted at the vice cellor Edward Parkes refused members of the Union Exec for Were simply ignored. against the University's funding to allow her to speak. 15 minutes." the angry general "Ws riot just students who chancellor's actions.- 'U-turn'. "fie allowed One University secretary said, -yet when we were annoyed at this - Uni- John Rigby The original 12 per rent speaker to slanderit.ua. I tried to put a statement we versity staff have told us that Andrew Harrison £3,000 damages: time to pick up the pieces

Leeds Universit) Registrar's -The people who did this can doors on occupied leyels was Office say that last week's only he described as mindless just malicious.- she said- occupation cost the University juvenile delinquents. - - It was not USE a test 0.000 and five lost working Andrew Brookes. Deputy p heads. It any es idenee is days. Registrar. told Lents Criii/ent found of anybody who did this. And LUU will have to pay that he thought neither the Uni- they will he charged for it." for the repairs. yersity not the Union had anti- forty Anson says that .111V Although LUU security cipated the extent of the damage payments Will come out forced doors on the Iwo occu- damage trailing operations pied levels under authority for -Our impression is that there surplus. Exec. unknown 'occupiers' also war-- a good deal mote damage -The' c en ill he Ili) at!, in set- ripped telephones out and des- in this sit-in than in any oilier \ tees to pa\ the I. 'IliVVF`,111, ... he troyed their sockets. Some prey iously . insisted. doors on other levels were also -. !he cost for this alone is \\.c estimate, I 1 own kicked in. tiling cabinets high. but the cost in terms of costs in scout \ and ,applies to broken into and papers des- mock lost is considerably high- he around t. 10,00o. as \ arney troyed. er. especially as the stall are told Tuesday's 061.1 where .1 'They poured ink into office already pressed and will have to SWSS sponsored motion to rc . drawers. smashed personal make a consalei able effort to some an indefinite occupation effects belonging to tIniversity catch up.- was crushingly defeated. ,tall and carved slogans into She said that the Union had desks. The University. is current k achie\ ed what it had set out to. Finance Secretary Tony. Au- making a 1111A1 but couldn't afford to hay e stin says that once he realised the tIdIllitgC to pass 011 to :mother occupation with the that rooms outside the 'occu- whose t‘ec also rontlertmed same ley el of damage. pied zone' on levels ti and I the destruction. Germaine Va- Ehc Union members voted were being wrecked. he tried to ne\ . General Secretary. agreed overwhelmingly against that.- secure all (loins in the test of that the Union hadn't antici- she said the physicsiadmm block pated the level of damage. • As the night draws on the occupiers start exchanging life stories over a drop o "But hs this time it %Yds large- -The damage to the tele- Marlyn Ziegler the hard stuff Another pm. page three. ly too late.- he -.aid, phone,. filing cabinets and the John Rigby BRING ME BED A JOURNO SPORT CHRIMBO CHRIMBO THE HEAD „ MONTEGO Football INSIDE Rick (A Stiey See Page - Fanzines CHRIMBO The FilFThe Fat and The Ugly: Here at Leeds Student we Robert °Ilford. Tim Peel, Beth ain't afraid to name names. Roman. Mark Murphy. Hayley Lee. So here they are — the 150 or Andrea Evans, Simon Sanders. Ian so torture merchants who Cusak, Simon Cleave. have been dishing out the dirt left right and centre on anything that moves for the last ten weeks. Note them SPORT down and go out and give ' k Morrison. Kate Bruce, 'em hell. Have a Merry CI lode James, Jonathan Green Christmas (sic) and well see E Rickwood, Paul Hartley. Steve you next term. Famworth, John Steed. Andy Spriggs. Mark Green, Dervla Cotcluff, Stuart Gadd. Sam Lever. NEWS James Berman. Mike Rabbitt, Sue Cotl,er fiot-tin Perrie. Hindpal Amanda Metcall, Simon Bro6ev. Shur Stet( Tarter'. Lesley Charlotte James. Stuart Grireseii, Maitland. Torn Walker, Steve Steve Chalk. Mick Helm Pet tett. Tang Umer..Alex Gardiner. Nigel Down. Kate Marsh. Vicky Osborne. Tan Whirwelt, Julie Thorne Mandy Dunn, Justine Owen. John Armstrong. Debbie FEATURES Harries Philippa Sham. Emma Damion Earle, Victoria Srnith, Ian Tomkinson, Nick Freemantle Connatighton. Sophie Jackson. Jeremy Coleman, Karen Thornton. Pippa Corner, Dave Hampson, Jasmine Gideon, Donal Crawford, Bernadette Kehoe. Sir Edward Simon Rugg Parkes, Alison Walker, Graeme Caveney. Martin Ross, Rob Guhas Suzy Tutchell, Pauline Letson. ARTS Venessa Jones, Eduardo Tim Whelehan. Ashley Allen. Gonclazes, Joe Mcrea, Adrian PHWVVOQOAAARR! I I eh? Back row: Nick 'Crossword' boy' Higginbottom, Roger James Frieze. Andy Moore, Ben Wright, Jonathan Senker. Steve eh? What a SEXY SHOWER of Grandige, Pete 'These' Oxley, 'Mollie' Lakin Hopkins, Duncan Murray. Guy Hicks STUDENT STOCKING FILLERS David 'Hat' Crellin, Rich And the next bloody row.. Hemphill. Use Howling, Pauline eh? 'FORE!' Timm's, Lisa Barn- Martin 'Yasser Arafat' Ross, Tomlin, Andrew Elishahof, f, ber's forehead. Susan 'Happy' Sharon 'Edward' Parke. Tim you'd like Father Amanda Inyerariaty, Sue Yau, We reckon Beenstock, Rob 'Better late 'Sting' Ray, Sarah 'Another hat' Mark Jackson, Laurence PHOTOS Christmas to bring any of 'em than never' Stannard Mann, Anne-Marie 'Brum' Whelehan, Paul Ogden. Simon Harrison. an Glatt. Joe down on Christmas Eve. Levan, Helen 'Thin white duke' Next row: Chris 'Don Cor- Hickey. Arne- Frornezoni, Lee McGregor. And you can use this piccy as leone' Donlon, John 'Bites yer Turner, Nigel Oakley Next to last row: Gulam BOOKS a HANDY-DANDY COP-OFF legs' Rigby, Tom 'Follow that 'Saatchi' Uddin, Andrew Gill Foreman. Nigel Yates. guide for the spring term. ambulance' Whitwell, Jo 'Billy' 'Scouse git careerist ta'•"' Har- Matthew Wooton, Jim Smith, Just tick each cheeky young Braggs, Helen 'Very tall' Saker, rison, Martyr) 'Weasel' Ziegler, Sarah Such scamp off as you 'collect' them Guy 'Boots' Millard, the legen- WHAT'S ON Adam 'You baton' at me pal?' and then bring your pie, with dary NEIL AMOS!! Alayne Addy. Kate Bruce. Caitlin Batstane, Mark 'Easy Rider' Ferris. Girly. corroborative signatures, to the MUSIC Leeds Student office Next row - Graham 'Scalpel!' Wright. Pete 'Want to see Paul Greco. Angela Swinn. Mark Alexander, Rachel 'Bovis' some puppies?' Finan. Little. Martin Baker. Alex Moffat, FIRST ONE TO GET THERE Brewster. Gay 'Distracted' Front 'row': Jay 'Human Jim Howard. Paul Spence, Gill WINS AN AUSTIN MON- Flashman, Karen 'Concentrat- Schnorbitz' Rayner, Kieran 'I Harvey, Paula Shutkever, Niger MISCELLANEOUS TEGO!!! Hackney. Jo Cutter John Quinn. Sharon Gilham, Trasy Choles, ing' Thorn(e), Emma 'Follow took this picture and had to run A Hulme. Vee, Simon Breed. Alexa Gescher, Jessica Moffatt. A selection from this year's that fire engine' Brown, Peni like the clappers to get on it' Peter Chapman, Paul Keedwell. Sue Levy, Pat Gordon-Smith. 'team' 11-r) (sic) Mawson. Adam laffing Dodd. 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NEW111111 3111 Race row at Criminal City Council Police removed angry protestors Christmas from the Civie Dull, last week. after a stormy council meeting It is Christmas Day and the last ended in violence. Over one remains of turkey and plum pod hundred people took part in a have been eaten. Everyone is sat protest at the Labour-controlled around 11w TV watching 'The council's decision to appoint not Wizard of Oz' for the 15th time. one black person in 17 recent Meanwhile in a dark and de• serted street in Leeds it appointments. in the Tertiary. thieves Department of Education. could he ransac k ing AI an education meeting, house. chaired by Labour councillor Accordwi to ettuouuttit. policeman Geoff Driver, tempers flared af- PC I I heir ter statements were read out, Irnrn ,dlidcfil /1011,4,. a l Chi kl • eons as alwits accusing the education depart. a problem. as they are an ment of racism. The workers easy target for cri- minals \Om lake advani,n2e ut statement noted that no black tinker- person was involved in either sit\ hohdays and dark nights the recruitment or selection pro- he most common hooly lor cess for the y acant positions. Out of a panel of five, none was the thieves tends to he title is. elceimeal equipment and either female or black. This, stereos. and police they said, makes a mockery of .111 sinclents to take home am .■ the Council's Equal Opportuni- propert■• ties Policy. They are also concerned ab- However. Steven Hardy an I The kids got laid back at the occupation seen in the deputy bursar's lounge, level 11 education spokesperson, said out the lack of settrin in most that it would be unethical, if nut student houses. I hey say doors with only one Yale legally unenforcable to declare lock arc a burelar's delight. as they can the selections null and void. Park Lane SU closed easily he kicked in "Any reservations these work- ers have will he looked into," he The Student Union Building of ( live Joels, Senior Vice Prin- agement say [hes only prom- Joanne Fern assured. Park Lane FE College was cipal of the college. considered ised to increase the number 01 Councillor Driver was insis- closed by management earlier such drastic action necessary in points in the common room ■ tent that the council was totally this week due to health and safe- the wake of a number of tires in which ihe have done. Staff student committed to its Equal Oppor- ly reasons. the college since September. Clive Joels denies the man- tunities Policy lEOP). "We arrived on Tuesday "The action must he put in the agement are to mil to under- ratio squeeze morning to find the doors pad- context of the situation." he mine the Unitni's ettedis cries, "We are aware that the Polytechnics are being forced to appointments made were not locked. We weren't given any said, "We've had four fires in but James Riley behe‘es the rior notice.- said an angry recent months so we've go to management's behaviour overstep official student staff representative," he said. "But ratio targets because of the there is a large gap between our James Riley. Deputy President make sure there arc no more." throug.hout has pointed to of the Union. College manage- blatant attack on the t squeeze on funding and the ex- ideals and commitments, and pected lecturers' pay settle- ment say the building is a fire A particular point of conten- what we can practically achieve. ment. risk due to exposed wires, over- tion between the Colleee f 'mon - 1 hey are (•cell 1!( ,11112, re We are committed to an FOP, Ed (iambic_ Poly President. loading of sockets and excessive and management is the over- make us pay for a temp,naty but we can't get it perfect Warns that "The higher the ex amounts of litter. loading of power points. phone they've offered Its whilst - straightaway. Sarah Marn pected ratio increases the worse But the Students Union don't The Lrnion claim that the col- the building is closed." he said. it would he for student educa- believe the situation merited lege promised to put in more tional achic, the action taken. power points last year but nem- Hope and Robin Perrie Ed Gamble has obtained fi- gures which show that Leeds good cheer Poll, has fared polo, 1/41.ell In `Repatriate communists' — top Tory comparison. .A rccenr ai iele rn This Christmas, whilst compos- the /coat iheiter Lthicart,inii/ ing your festive greetings to .Au- Despite anonymous threats to voluntary repatriation he said, odious organisation, the I. oire A/fp/Pica/cm quoted Narional title Morag in East Kilhride, 'kick his f*****g head in', the Your guess is as good as mine. mission for Racial Equality ALIY [son. Boaid recommended Amnesty ask you to think of the national chairman on the Mon- the government would have to They do more to stir up racial rate, to be in the region of prisoners of conscience in the day Club students Sanwar All do it." hate than anyone else in B•i- 12:1. The faculties of design world, who will not see any of spoke to UT's Conservative He realised his views were tain." and environment. and informa- their families this Christmas. Association on Monday. not acceptable to everyone. but Ali also claimed that police in tion and engineering systems never mind Aunty Morag. The meeting was moved from thought that immigration con- inner cities were too weak in are wohin NAB limns. with Sending Christmas cards as the Raven Theatre to LG19 and trols were a socialist idea any adopting a 'sof - soltk health and social studies oper- part of their campaign brings heavy security was imposed af- way. tic also put forward the approach to crime.' and this ating at a SSR of 10:1. well hope to the individual POC' and ter LUC Exec received the thre- idea of selling Brit ' sh caused the appearance of 'hire- below the targeted 11:1. It is highlights their case to the pris- atening note. citizenship for £50.0(10 a time. ign nations within Britain'. only business studies, which on authorities. When writing. But once inside, the 22 mem- "It is inc'_ that this leads operates at I-1.5v 1 and educa- please remember our guide- bers of the audience heard asto- The controversial Tory noted to conflict. he said. pleasantly tion and lc isure at li per cent lines: nishing calls to 'Repatriate many. similarities between fas- adding that he hoped there over NAB levels. winch comes 1. Do not mention Amnesty or Arthur Scargill and all com- cists and socialists. and felt that wouldn't he any •Risers of under criticism. use our Christmas cards. munists as well as Common- immigration should be limited Blood' in Britain. Around the country. other 2. Do not discuss politics. wealth and Pakistani immig- to millionaires and degree hol- He wants the Monday Club polvs are hieing similar diFifiteaciils- 3. Put your name and address rants' from the Right-wing ders as 'they arc the only ones organisation to lead] or) youth ties, Manchesici Poly' has on and contact LUU Amnesty speaker. He did not specify who will do any good for the to lorm a radical new policy In lo raise iiser,111 !etch, from with any replies. where to. country'. the future. "It is our destiny to 11.4:1 to I. I. North Last Lon- Michalis Maragakis, and When asked how he would Ile felt that his w w cue lead the way forward," lie said don Poll, is also making con- Emil Kostinadov Kalmakov are persuade people to be repatri- liberal and that it am one was ti,ne 5l eriey l plans for ratios as high both conscientious objectors to ated. and how to publicise racist and fascist it was. I hat Simon Riggs Sharon Parke military service for pacifist and religious reasons respectively. They are both serving long sentences because of their be- It's a funny old world! _eidif 7S liefs. Dr Ramiro Olivares A hire firm is offering toy idea PO BOX 157 • LEEDS LS1 1UH Sanhueza was charged under ' that ultimate moment in any- -Terrorist Law for the Anti one's life — their death. As L.A.0 1.• A...A•no 1 owit . medical services. which he ren- well as the routine round of ••• • . dered unknowingly to an in- weddings. christenings and jured criminal. He faces be- barmitzvahs, Bris Blag pro- vl 4eed4 Zacterdity tween five and 15 years in pris- ductions will hang about to '"-)41.2 on solely because of his huma- catch your dying moments on WE ARE OPEN MONDAY TO FRIDAY nitarian work. tape. and will even follow it Please send cards to: EMIL up by getting some footage of 9.30 am - 4.30 pm KOSTINADOV KALMAKOV, the funeral. Zatvor, Stara Zagora, Bulgaria. Said Julian Homer of the We sell concert tickets for Ents and Events, and offer a wide MICHALIS MARAGAKIS. company involved. "We range of specialised greeting cards for everyday and Stratoitkes-Filakes AvIonos, aren't ghouls. II people want occasion - Posters - Wrapping Paper • Tags - Writing Paper AvIon, Attikis, Greece. DR and Envelopes - Pens - Ink Memo Boards - Files - Mugs - such things covered. we will A RAMIRO OLIVARES make the proper arrange- Gift Boxes - Diaries Frames - Pottery - Candles - Soap- Incense - Brooches - Purses - Silk Scarves - Jewellery - Soft SANHILIEZA, Anexo Capuchi- ments." ` nos. Centro de Detencion Pre- Toys including Applause and Garfield Range and much To which one can only sal, morel ventiva, General Mackenua it's a funny old (next) world.. 1920, Santiago, Chile. El Pres

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N Christmas comes but once a year which is far too often if you ask Andrew Harrison. Put away your fluffy Rudolph the red nosed reindeers and your Phil Spector Christmas album because Leeds Student own Ebenezer Scrooge is on the warpath.

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alert is one very very good time suicides, more domestic mur-

indeed al Christmas, a sort of ders. more family rows, more

hurricane's ey e placed at the marital break - ups and more

centre of the whole consumerist general misery on Sunda .% then

maelstrom to act as a pick -me- any other day of the week. this

up to those who need it. is because THERE IS NO-

It is the point at which you THIN(, TO 1)0 ON tit alt

wake up on Christmas morning Stretch it out to the so hole

and you are so utterly befuddled Xmas period and what do we

by the previous night 's drinking see? Enough harry - carry..

that, just for a micro-second, domestic homicide. child -

you think that the preceding few battering and so forth to merit a

day s and the horrors to come ban on the whole charade.

must ilea he a figment or the Christmas is the crucible of the

family. where all the worst com - next year by the handy ewe- doing this. We should be having be sick of it too. They aren 't. They are all es out because families were dient of having a bloody good a proper Christmas with carols horribly true. And not even very er meant to spend their ev- time. The only solution is to cele- and genuine goodwill instead of brate the 'festive season' Isiel breakfasting heartily on a selec- er minute in each other 's com- Then Christianity was in ► - family rows and Masters of the once every five years at the tion hos twIt!, not send a couple pany. That 's what jobs and vented and people tin the Universe, Castle Greyskull most. Then at least it really of Marathon 's and a gross of school and pubs and cinemas Christian countries that is) still assault sets a59.95) and the would be something special. like Revels down there to battle it and nightclubs are for – to get managed to have a lot ■ of fun by . lorecambe and 14'ise Christ- the World Cup or a General out with the alcohol ► , can erase you out of the house and stop celebrating baby Jesus and all mas Shot' 1972 again and visits that. you all getting on each other 's that. OK it wasn 't much good Election. Then people might from people we never liked in Like it or not you are damned nerves. And at Christmas when you had to wear a hair really enjoy themselves instead the first place who say- things to a day of tepid cartoons. crap they 're all shut. or flinging their fragile credit shirt and dodge the inquisition like " well, it 's only once a year old films. hours and hours spent for the other 364 days but at muscle up against the ever ris- isn 't it?" making the smallest of small years ago, Christmas ing level of Christmas spending Ntany least it was a change. ' Only once a year' is not good talk at home. Christmas Day – wasn 't Christmas – was the 11 hat do we have today? ,‘ and hoping that their loved ones enough. ' Only once a year ' coni - the pub notwithstanding. if you V. Ni R tiOIST People three-week multi-media won 't think they're too tight. es round far too often, and it 's can get a ticket is like a had would get drunk. dance around celebration of nothing as no good saying you only do it for Of course the odds arc that it Sunday limes ten. shabby little effigies of some hacked with a healthy dosage of the kids because if they didn 't would be like a normal Christ- This not just an idle com- third di III goddess or other gluttony ► and laced throughout get o verpriced plastic rubbish to mas only five times as had but at ment; scientific evidence hears it and generally invoke the spirits a *WT. with t come round its tickle their incipient consumer- least it doesn ' MA. On average. there are more or peace and goodwill for the Brca use we shouldn 't he ist fancies then the kids would often. eh? Page 5 orcr,,r _ ne„ni _ • —..76 Ulan s Of his securit'olsih.! tit a‘- , paid to, bAiMaRor, feel we must wpm ' • Keep your letters concise. to your front - .Read. rhro . . Dear Editor, • Signed letters only please. vide a As a stauw nyur fit though we can withhold your t twine if your svish. Letters • Send em to: is Leeds Student Leiters LUU, PO nos 157 m. Leeds LS1 [UN 1. w' The Fan hits the shit Poly TH E Dear Editor is sad? Yes very sad and writers lack of sensitivity and Who writes the I•an? More rather sick. Graham Long understanding of one of the Security to the point. why do they Dear Editor saddest situations in the world hother? Guessing from last Any semblance of humour today. weeks anal offering contribu- or creative journalism has Effective campaigns should `Uncaring' tors include Berms !fill. Billy been lost from the Fan. and it he presented in a positive FIFTH Bunter and Fred Fibber. A has become nothing more light. demonstrating the pow- snigger behind the hike sheds than a sensationalised and er to affect change that stu- at Germaine's haircut, a dent action can have rather claim offensise tract. with the au- nudge-nudge, wink-wink at thor showing very little regard than encouraging people from Dear Editor you know what. don't say it. ] for the possible effects of their getting involved, by making I am writing regarding ,iii iii yes the occupation. words. the whole thing laughable. cident which I find seiv dis COLUMN In between a malicious and Inparticular. the discredit- Further the s indictive turbing. totally unfounded character ing of the Eritrean Tent Cam- attack on Dave I lampson. A few weeks ago. a friend of assassination of Dave Hamp- paign which with donations based entirely on fabrication mine left the `vaturdas Pnlv dis• -11 he disagreement de- OCCUPATIONAL from over l/a of Leeds students and lies is unforgivable. When co earls and ,scot to 1110k fur d ...I 'bed is :1 wilful fabrication the author of the Fan is pre- is arguably the most effective taxi. [Ilk Si' was and a pointless slur, on some- HAZARD campaign to have been run in pared to put as much time and was approached by a few lads. one who I know to he unstin- the Union in recent years. effort into the sort of work One tried to kiss her and when tingly generous to everyone. with which Dave I Lawson is he damage caused to Lilt- serves simply to undermine she pushed him assay. he grab- % at home or abroad. associated then he may he ersitr, property during last not only the extremely hard bed her and tore her clothes. weeks occupation marred what So much for investigative work of so many Union mem- seen in a slightly less hypocri- She creamed and ran back to- journalism, has the Fan been tical light. was a very successful and effec- bers, but also the cause itself. wards the at V6 high point tive demonstration of student scared off more challenging In its present form. the Fan The glib reference to the the lads r.111 oppositii in. stories? has no place in Leeds Student. starving millards in Tigre or By now she was very dis- Although the Union have I)amnn is dead, and the Fan somewhere' demonstrates the lours Dough. Krikler turbed. On reaching the Pols managed to regain all but she hanged on the door to he let onrhal 01 the withheld cash so in. but dies wouldn't. Perhaps tar. tiles a re tioUtti to has e to the stewards thought she was foot a hill of between 1.3.0(10 drunk, or rust trying to get in and I- Jinn for damage alone. Jack your Bod-y after the doors were closed, but This is on top (if roughly the they had no right to assume same amount again needed to Dear Editor objected to the Union's. propos- residents objected o. this When finally she was let stage the i,L,.apation. Leeds Student has done a als on the issue. The 700 name. (itself Austen Garth'sG vigor- in. instead of being treated It is ohs ious that this kind of great disservice to itself and to petition presented by Delaney ous and rather embarrassing re- sympathetically. she was tre- damage is totally counter- its audience. the students of to the Union is evidence p) to Delaney's first speech, it ated as a minor nuisance — no productive. causing loss Leeds Universits In the article enough of this. seems self evident that the Un- doubt she was an intrusion into only in financial terms but also of December -I '1 11.' takes on But to the point: I found ion has anticipated strong the otherwise quiet life of a in terms of support . Uni with oceuratiL in- Leeds Stu- Leeds Student coverage of the opposition to the handling of Poly steward. Who could blame ;MN mem- dent gave only scant coverage SGM irresponsible at best, the issue. it this is the case and It Seenis ironic that on the ber 01 I Inkeisit ■stall whir of what it itself described as bordering on censorship at Leeds Student still neglected to one hand sou have a womens' works in the admitostratiOn -one of the biggest Special worst. It was obvious even to investigate the hall residents' safety minibus and a Poly safety building fur hearing a grudge Genet al Meetings in I I. 's his- the most impartial observer side of the issue, the integrity of minibus yet when actually against people who have turn tory.- More Ita the point it did that the accommodation issue Leeds student's claim to being is attacked she is tut nod away. up their isles, pulled doors off not even address the nature of was the focal point of the meet- an independent newspaper It seems Mal von ale keen In hinges and poured ink into or reason fur Mr Delaney's mo- ing. approval of the occupation must he called into question he seen as a 'caring students' drawers sal desks tion to separate the accom- being only a formality. Gisen An issue of this importance ninon' but when it conies down Anybody who still believes modation issue from the test of the oserwhelnung majority in should not and cannot he swept to it, you don't gise a Chinn that siolence and destruction is the agenda. It is my under- favour of Mr Delaney 's motion. under the rug. doubt this is wrong. but I don't the route to sictory is sadly standing that the motion was it seems journalistically negli- Richard Ilatchett think I can Inc blamed for seeing dews ed presented because a significant gent. that Leeds Student did not Resident, Bodington !tall it this way. I dill disgttS11.31 [There are oilier was-, to number, in tact an os VFW helm- follow up on exactly what in the See hith Column and back wee Yours Iaithiitlly make a point. 1 he I 'niinn made ing majority of hall residents accommodation proposal hall time prank filling Thetis last I harsdav and 1 Hussy merels In helm,. in the buildings in such numbets. Check out AWAY FROM the Hai icier tau' h .1 Simon !The Occupation! loosening world of FIGHTING 'Not much cop as Education THE As you might expect there THE TOOORIES on the Officer' Buckby. in Black - HALL OF THE was a Fan agent on the STREETS to the somewhat pool as an 'otieeeer. 'prowl' Ifnur fnurl and through more sedate Them hen I Not that you've noticed. MOUNTING CHAOS the heady purple haze of 'exo- ambience of Blackpool where sez The Fan's informant, tic' (sic) cigarettes as touted the vanguard of the Proletar since the Rebel without ap- Amid the sound and the tun of by anyone with a security 'at were off FIGHTING THE plause insisted on pestering last wicks occupation leven (MO badge he saw TOOORIES at NUS Confer alt the Leeds delegates and important element of Union Caroline 'Funky' Gibson once trying to influence their votes! polies ss as lost. 'hanging' 'out' with a crew of To those who do not know, Now Thal. - What We Call In the long term the dis- this is an annual orgy of hack- smellies who played Simon Dern i, r,, Sines... astrous stale of I, niter...11 \ slapping. hot-air and career- & Garfunkel ALL BLEEDING AND NO o_.scape for the accommoda( ion multi pros e YOUR NIGHT on the ol' acoustic mongering (paid for by rest of ale delegates during volts:e tot saudents than swine- NUS affiliation dosh, mes en- geet... the NUS Finance Committee (lag I. noon cute fants) Oh. arid INCOMPE- A Drivel Shite (anag) not reports there wete only I fit Bodington I lilt snekla„ TENCE too. being beaten up by Uni staff THREE WU delegates on the action in depriving the l 111,111 ail To wit! In a brave display at all as reported in your bung- floor Not very good consider an elleetke polies on halls and of independence and all that leaway Stude last week (he ing the cash NUS costs us all, flan. reorganisation can he put fell down the stairs, m'ludl crap Alison 'Johnny' Walker eh It's a lot but the Fan can't dots it pal-11.s to simple misin- of LPSU proposed a censure Tony 'Terminator' Austin quite remember how much lot fildhoml. and pads to eras• rushing up and down corri- of Liz Millwards (who's elhslsncss anti shit LICCL.1$1101-1. dors for no apparent reason she?) over her public sector ANYWAY. ENOUGH of this petty bickering it is after I 110,' chti thrmselsrs and Ooer ooer ooer. it seems The like some bored extra from and architecture work. all the season of peace and other Niedene; - the majorio, alt Fan is not flavour of the Miami Vice every time the All well and good expect s.‘ hom lit tansale the 1.'tttsersl- month with the Friends of LUU walkie (guffaw!) the morn of the vote came goodwill to all men (SEX- IST' I I I Why, even as The Fan i s s,, h +1 and cam ill afford those Dave 'Horrible tie-dye bleeped and where was Alison? They no writes. news comes through . head in the sand. attitude - cans' Hampson fan club. Rob 'Prat dancer' Murray sought her here, they sought the those three wise ra-a- oriF... service. ell sufficed to say that what annexing the print loom emu her there . but nowhere was Odd Ed Gamble, Jackie And Administration Set:TO- went in last week came from carrying on like one of the she to be lound. Nixon and Alison its Auslcn Clarth can tike a VERY reliable force indeed rebels off Tire Return Of The The enthusiastic delegate, 'Richard' 'Gosh is that the time' Wal- mime of the rap ior a remark- and The Fan has of course Jed, and more wholesale it emerged, was still in bed as could ker are a-sprinkling jolly Xmas ahly inept specie which given its E5 25 already Iby greho-violence than the hu- the vote came through, no ot _i,2c.oratrons across the Poly be a textbook ease in how n proxy, of course) Enuff said man mind can take. One won- doubt sleeping off the effects bar in preparation for the to handle as cnwd. a terrible pity that ders what old Steady Eddie of the traditional conference IT IS LPSU seasonal binge f he Bodingion Ilan students we're so squeezed for space Parkes thought when he ar- Drink-Blackpool-Dry binge Doesn't it make you feel needed talking to and persuad- this week what with the let- rived to find a Christmas tree which is the reel reason they Ctinstinassy eh) ina ahem the Union's position ters and the special end-of- built entirely of empty Special all go For screaming at them was worse season everything-must-go Brew cans EIGHT STOREYS The Fan says: Bloody lazy A merry Xmas and a peace- than saying malung al all pocket-size Stude since there HIGH piled atop his desk students. Put them all in ful new year, and may void It was a sours episode all God go with you fvangthe.s in is AN AWFUL LOT OF FAN- The Fan says: Go, Cut the army, I say. round. A BIG YO! too to super a puff of brimstone) FILTH ABOUT Creator!. Happy Christmas Page 6 ARTS REDEFINE AND REDISCOVER ism has taken up residence, and iqN7 , the sear I [Llik1s.tiod nude its greatest discovery in well mass-appeal movies like 'Star decade 1h eel aetualb, it Treck 4' (save the whale) and was ;i rediseov namely that 'Superman -I' (ban the homh) film audiences Igloo' brains :Ind have more to say than just that aren't aveNe ro using them the goodies will always beat the once in a while. 1 his grudging baddies in the end. Even if the concession led the ino% moral tends to be deliveied moguls to conies, that the et- with all the subtlety of a Prince nam w.ii laid Ilodun,0 to du v,,dh Charles diatribe on J01111 WAtfIL: ._`+ ■.%etiler architecture, its nonetheless lone, and u,is ,tclu:111\ !Lit encouraging to see scriptwriters more akin ti •Platoon. A ma- acknowledging (even in StlITIC- im step lin Y., aid for sine, but what condescending fashion) Lino:tor Ohyci Stone still left the existence of the audience's ohiigeo iii rek on battle-v., ears grey matter. ,Ar-movie stcreiitypes. Stanley Of course purely escapist 1....uhriLls was more successful in films will always have their capturing the Smite and the place, and rightly so as long as strife in 'hull Metal Jacket'. they're skilfully made with im- supremely shot on the cunning- agination and panache, as was It Isle of Dogs. the case with Martin Scorcese's The scar's linest montage of `The Colour of Money' and nuluary 1/l 1%11cm 1S as Si 01142 Brian DePalina's 'The Un- '5.115 .1dOr d thoroughly engag- tottchabis% ing and enraging indictment of the American endorsed dicta- We can but end on the aniti- torship in El Salvador. • Full Metal Jacket. Best of 87 by a country mile cipatory note that the year's Does this herald "A return to them. Yet all may not he lost that 1 have been viewing the 'Police Academy. all getting more audacious films will play a more thoughtful mies.ov - as since the likes of 'Platoon'. 'Rob screen through spectacles of a fourth outings. Of these tint more major role in the inau- Barry Norman prognosticates Ream's 'Stand By Me' and distinctly rosy tint it must be Kirk and company's 'Voyage guration of a new epoch in in his new tome 'Talking Pic- Woody Allen's wonderful said that 1987 has y ielded the Home' was worth the roll IL which the term 'commercial' is tures'? Not reall∎ . because 'Radio Days' have shown that usual predictable plethora of filmed on. even it serious Trek- redefined, and poignant, pro- throughout the much-maligned films providing food for dreary dross and senseless se- kiesprobably long to adminis- vocative and rewarding movies 80s qualitY films have been thought can compete at the box quels. This was the summer of ter a Vulcan deal h-grip to those will experience the exposure made. the trouble is that Llistri- office with all that cinematic the sequel to the sequel to the responsible for this frivolous they deser‘e. Rose tinted butors have habitually denied 'junk food-. sequel, with `Jaws'. 'Star self-parody. Yet even in the spectacles? Probably yes. its the opportunity of .cuing Lest e the impression Treck', 'Superman' and the witless world of sequels mural- A. Moore PROBLEMATISE TROILUS AND CRESSIDA X seen-it-all-betore cynicism was Raven Theatre one of the many admirable acting performances. Pete 'Troilus and Cressida' is like Chapman as Ulysses was both Romeo and Juliet for grown persuasive and street-wise. In ups and was an ambitious pro- the Greek Council scene. he ject for Theatre Group to take walked amongst the audience on. By representing it in a non- as it, at any moment, he was naturalistic fashion the■• took going to pause for thought and 101 of risks — it could have fallen ask. "Well. is hat SLIOULD we flat but instead the production do?" was invigorating and. for the Pete Oxley as Troilus put in most part, absorbing. another good performance in Full of refreshing ideas that what is quite a demanding role. brought out the meaning of- the Ile conveyed Troilus' self- play, the three hours passed doubt and initial indecision surprisingly quickly. The sense with convincing accuracy. of alienation and cc.mfhct that Lawrence Leason as Ajax did a elmracterises the play was well good Vivian impression and Di- brought out by the distance be- ane Seale (Cressida) revealed tween the characters as the out- potential and expressive and er edges of the stage were used articulation. to full effect. 'Ibis imaginative 'Troilus and Cressida' typi- interpretation was not limited fied what good student theatre to the design of the set though. should he about. It was adven- The way the various charac- turous and. even if it didn't ters were visualised was come off all of the time (a plas- another notable aspect of the tic sword fight isn't an Over- play. Thersities (Emma Davies) powering spectacle at the best was represented as a world- of times), it mostly did_ Dweary back-packer whose Duncan Murray MIGHTY FEAT HWFOOT AND THE middle-class. all-American sub- HENDERSONS urban family. Dad (John Lith- Cannon go%) has a heart of gold. while mum (Melinda Dillon) screams While. Tibetans preserve the a lot, and of course no such legend of the Abominable household is complete without Snowman, the Americans, nev- the two standard issue preco- er to be outdone, boast their cious brats. own elusive relic of primordial Indeed were wallowing in manhood in the forests of the the maudlin realms of soggy 8 St. Annes Road. north, Technically termed the sentiment here, and as in all the I iradIngley. SaSqUattil, he's commonly re- best such sickly slop moral mes- ferred to as Bigtoot, but to sages (here beshrewing the evils Leeds I.S6 3NX, close friends he's I larry. While "1 firearms) are chiselled into TelephOne10532) 789374 out for a stroll one day he be- our skulls. comes intimately acquainted No rotton remnants are per- with the fast-moving station mined to remain. and even the wagon of the Henderson family baddies love Harry at the end. who. naturally enough take the This is the sort of mawkish squashed sasquatch home to aid mush that is only bearable at his recovery, Christmas time, when the sto- Yes, this is yet another of mach is accustomed to with- those 'ET' variations in which standing more than its normal some amiable monster or other limits, is dotnesticated by the typical A. Moore ARTS Page 7 FLOP 168 ISHTAR Odeon Ishtar cemes close to belie! die type of cosy entertaining and meaninglese film that figures so prominently in i he cinema to day. but it doesn't quite make

Chuck ('lark and late Ro- HOURS gers, are a pair of o∎ erecn- timental shmucks who, has iniz Before the weeks of ritual taken up singer-song writing. feasting and gluttony, bloated find work in the Middle East bellies and numbed skulls. where they respectively fall in comes a cultural deluge. a love with a beautiful revolu- veritable debauch of aesthetic tionary --so far so good. Things stimulus. As you slump in the start getting complicated when hazy future, your furred tongue the film develops into an unst- gently probing the throbbing able mixture of love arid bet- molars, you may well look back rayal melodrama. extreme at This week as the only happy farce. and overt attacks on time in the great rush of cont- America's policies in the Mid- rived jollity dle East. Tonight, should you have the stomach for it, one can sit back Haying Warren Beatty and and demand to be entertained, Dustin Hoffman in the lead to grudgingly give up a chuckle roles. does nothing to lessen the perhaps, by Pee Wee's Big confusion. Even Hoffman is too Adventure (BFT 7.30) as the held hack by a sense of dignity 80s cult figure that wasn't and the aura that has won him shows of I his brand of knowing academy awards. to fully im- cuteness. Nice bike though. Or merse himself in a character instead, brave the Riley Smith who, in his late :30s, having just Hall for the Theatre Group been chucked by his first girl- Xmas Revue. friend, tries farcically to com- On Saturday Bradford NMP mit suicide. shows Bill Douglas' naturalis- tic semeautobiographical trilo Nevertheless the film is occa- sionally punctuated by some gy depicting a deprived child's success in transcending his strong performances. and is bleak surroundings Still on the often quite tunny. theme of childhood the much- This. though. just adds to the lauded Hope and Glory starts sense of it having something for a welcome short run at Leeds everyone but not a whole lot for Playhouse, John Boorman's anyone. subtle vision of war-tune Lon- Andy Elishahoff • Dustin Hoffman sensibly wraps up against the critics don runs on Monday, Wednes- day. Thursday and Friday at 7 30prri Just in tune to 1;0[0 01,, flnornri ,:tudes Opera North . , winter season With Carmen it Tuesday and UPPERS AND DOWNERS -fre AlliCh is the first soil Bizet's fatalistic tale of a fast .g love affair has THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE Attacco Decente heightened of space. I was pleasantly sur- Student lite might not rate teen eeell in Leeds for six DOWN the overall effect. prised to find the evening so too highly in relation to the real years Poly Studio stimulating. world. but it is infinitely more A very entertaining and Its sponsored by Barclays Mark Jackson in touch than the sphere of Why does most good political thought-provoking evening and which no doubt heralds some theatre come from the Left? temporat% art. If art %%mete re- sinister incursion by BOSS hopefully the kiss of life tor late lo our world. it loses a One reason must he the wealth Gerard Winstanley. agents into the world of opera, of excellent small-scale com- YULE BUY Maim source of potential poe- or are they right on these days? Paul Ogden er -ihe ability to reflect all our panies that produce agit-prop St Paul's Gallery Wednesday rill Friday plays which are both stimulat- experiences and inspire in us - brings Verdi's Macbeth with tle; non-experts - a sense of ing and entertaining. 'The The Yule Buv provides an the UK let :He exciting empathy. Confining itself to the World Turned Upside Down' POETRY READING opportunity for these people Icelandic tenet Gardar Costes esoteric, I his exhibition can was such a production and Keogh's Books. LS6 with more money than sense to as Macduff Why did Macbeth strengthened the Poly's good only appeal to the artistically do it? These family Christ- Last 'Thursday, I stepped a little acquire otiginal pieces oS con- educated. is %Lay tee. reputation for touring theatre. warily bum the hushed empti- tempolar% art by Leeds-based mases can get to you after Set in 17th century England ness ot a twilight ritivetsil!, dtt- ar tists and served on the whole I. Glennon while . the play told of 'The Diggers' partment nue the closed, mys- to rennin:4: nn preconceptions who. led by the radical thinker tical atmosphere ot poetry, concerning 'modern art 1- Gerard Winstanley. peacefully reading iii Keoeh's bookshop. anything from £411-futki roe opposed the government of from 1 he loneliness of the can pay for the privilege of Oliver Cromwell. Fleeing the academic void into the cramped hanging a painting Im your all LEEDS PLAYHOUSE oppression of the landlords but friendly company of the - some of which resemble the Calverley Street. 442111 they created communes on vil- northern Muse. efforts of a rive-■car -old arid. in lage land and defended them my eves, with about the same from both church and state un- On the menu were two local artistic merit. Jan 14 til a harsh winter and the even poets. Tony Conuboy and T.F. Until FILM AT harsher judiciary starved them Griffin. More different they The exhibits range from at THE PLOTTERS OF best captivating to at worst sell- LEEDS PLAYHOUSE from their fields. could not have been. Conabov. CABBAGE PATCH The wonderfully talented Pe- indulgent and included a num- an as yet unpublished voice. CORNER Sun, Dec 13 at 7 30pm ter Cleal played all 19 parts; was vigorous. sharply humor- ber which were reminiscent of from the scowling Sergeant ous and energetic; Griffin, a the Nulty 01 the Edurie on's Nee, THE BIG EASY (18) Marsh to the sanctimonious writer of some experience with Clothes: everyone exclaim, by David Wood ■ Parson Platt he vividly por- a collection of poems forthcom- over their beauty. while in- • l• I. . of IF,.• trayed the characters of ing, was a twist too abstract to wardly unable to see an∎thme medieval England. grasp at first sounding and I and fearing the consequences of Mon, Dec 14 at 7.30prn admitting a. Wed, Dec 16 at 7.30pm The play used humour as a suspect that his work would he i'er tot t, times: Variously Thurs, Dec 17 at 7 30pm 10.15am, 2pm, 2.30pm and vehicle that guided you through better read than heard in order at Fri Dec 18 at 7 30pm the injustices and brutality of to appreciate his style to the Distinct from the rest of the 6prn. exhibition was the work of Jo Telephone the box office on Cromwell's 'New England' and full. HOPE AND GLORY (15) succeeded in making the play Ans, her enthralling waterco- 442111 for full details. As no great fan of the strong- lours, stood apart - innial blue, Box office open 10am-7pm enthralling and very funny. Children £2.80 - price held over of such which. on scrutiny, fade. re- The minimalist set allowed ly self-conscious strands from last year. Admission only r1.80 scenes to run together smoothly occasions and initiiill∎ some- vealing fascinating and mes- and atmospheric music from what disconcerted by the lack meric detail. ▪ ▪ ▪

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fl On The Twelth Day of Christmas n My True Love Sent To Me o • Page 10 MUST VARIOUS ARTISTS: ANNIE ANXIETY BANDEZ Still it's nice to see old first available on digital au- Out of Our Idiot [Demon) Jackamo I One Little Indian) WEA admit their mistakes, dio tape in this country. But Years ago there was an This is an unde rvorld Sade and they have generously re- you can't listen to it because album called 'Ten Bloody after a course reatment leased a retrospective collec- the machine's not out yet, ha Mary's and Ten How's Your from Adrian She. ,..00d, Gary tion of earlier Black traxto ha. Fathers', on which Elvis Cos- Clail, Doug Wimbush... in set us bopping around the Which is rather a pity as tello gave all the lost b-sides short the world of On-U crimbo tree. Reilly's gently pirouetting and wandering out-takes in Sounds. Annie's lyrics are This is a record sounding guitar and its milky accom- his mammoth repertoire a chosen for their evocative very much of a band in the paniments (what?) would lasting home and gainful em- powers, to be purred over, experimental stage — a suit the perfect DAT treat- ployment on a proper LP. It Eartha Kitt style to enhance sound varying from full, ment admirably. was a sort of Now That's the first-time eroticism of 'As pseudo orchestral, to a more Even on the relative What Elvis Calls Music job I Lie in Your Arms', or deli- immediate electronic pulse squeaky vinyl treatment they and a jolly fine wheeze it vered with the clarity of Car- on side two — and the voice sweep you away onto was. mel on the Marvin Gaye tri- of a man with an identity dangerously untrendy Now here comes its half- bute 'One Mourning'. crisis — a kind of Dave Va- ground where an arpeggio is mad twin brother, drawn 'Chasing the Dragon Down nian/Tony Hadley cross not afraid to call itself an from the years in which Cos- Broadway' could almost be breed. arpeggio and you can — tello's gone through more the soundtrack for Tarzan Too often songs like 'Hey y`know — get into the music. names and personality Goes to New York, with Presto', Liquid Dean' and Charlie Pontoon changes than Dr Who — something untoward hap- 'Wide Mouth' would open (101 hence the 'various artists' pening to a parakeet in the impressively only to lose MAXI PRIEST Maxi tag background. their way amongst an irritat- Maxi Priest, last year voted And a perplexing beast it To finish, the new persona ing juxtaposition of stolid top reggae vocalist, has been is. Spanning the 80s and a is Edith Piaf transported to rhythms and vocals that moulded as the reggae galaxy of musical styles, it 1930s Berlin to give a rambled and rambled with- equivalent of the soul bal- sounds like night-time radio Cabaret feel to Charles Azna- out ever really deciding ladeer, the lovers rock ver- from a parallel universe vour's 'Hier Encore'. where and what they sion of Luther Vandross. populated exclusively by Jackamo is cold seduction wanted to be. As was planned, this third, King of the Belgians clones. and tumbling rhythms. Cre- Their recent singles have semi-eponymously entitled album turns out to be an The quasi-marxist country dit where credit is due, that shown far greater refine- Why get upset about chart easy listening blend of roots duet (yes) 'The Peoples last line was well preten- ment (maybe that should music? You don't have to lis- reggae and American soul, Limousine' is here, and so's tious. read 'commercial aware- ten to it; there's always the thankfully managing to the sublime title track from Roger Lakin ness') yet as the last track off-button on the radio, tele- avoid troubling the blando- 'Imperial Bedroom', a fairy 'Butterfly Man' fuzzed in and vison, supermarket piped meter. tale vignette with a curdled BLACK out like a poorly tuned radio, music, clothes shop piped A trip from South London centre. Black ,WEA) was left with no option but music, pub juke-box... But to hit the reject button. to Kingston, Jamaica proved There's 60s, 70s, and 80s Perhaps a more imaginative like the Sun newspaper, it's necessary for recording — to pop, R'n'B, post-punk and title for this album would Robert Gubas just there, and that's utilise the skills of the ubi- the Langer-Winstanley have been 'The Ones That enough. THE DURUTTI COLUMN quitous Sly and Robbie and sound, but through it all runs Got Away'. Black were once And what is worse than other prominent Jamaican Costello's own poisonous signed to WEA but were dis- The Guitar and Other the standard chart fodder? musicians. The resulting laid note of wounded bile. Love's carded, only to re-emerge Machines (Factory) The deluge of abject, unre- back approach has already been unkind to most of us this year with several cheery Talking of other machines, deemable c*** that's achieved some crossover but poor old Ely's been sing- chartbusters, notably this opus from Morrissey's pumped out at this time of success with the Robert Pal- led out for special treatment. 'Wonderful Life' and impending partner Vini Reilly year, that's what. The object mer cover, 'Some Guys'. Andrew Harrison 'Sweetest Smile'. and chums is reputedly the of all this musical vacuity — Roger Lakin the Christmas number one, the top slot, the barometer of quality in popular music, springboard to fame and a,'. riches and Smash Hits e. covers. What then have this years RICKY'S COCONUT GROVE challengers for the 'Hot Spot' got to live down to It's not going to be easy to plumb the depths of under- 9 MERRION ST, LEEDS 1 achievement such as were reached by Shaky's 1985 par- • ty classics, 'Merry Christmas "4:, Everyone'. But let's not . THE SMITHS forget The Flying Picketts 1 • mondays: Last Night I Dream't Somebody Loved Me novelty smash 'Only You' or Rough Trade) Johnny Mathis' moody tear- jerker 'When a Child is Born'. The Smiths split is old hat now, but still the Yet amongst this morass of 'T singles keep coming. This is promised to be The Mix Sr inutility, one record stands the last though — officially. 'Last Night...' has ALL DRINKS 70P alone at the nadir of banal- the big production and string accompani- ity: 'Mull of Kintrye', ode to 4 , FUNK, SOUL, HOUSE, ment to give it that authentic film score feel. little piece of Scotland fore- If Doctor Zhivago gets remade, look out for HIP-HOP ver McCartney. ADM: £1.60 £1.00 with SU Card is Johnny Marr on the soundtrack credits. Desperately inoffensive, 9.00pm-2.00am THE FLATMATES and probably a decent chap JAZZ ROOM OPEN WITH o You're Gonna Cry' really, Rick Astley is 1987's (Subway) prime contender for that LIVE BAND • The Flatmates have always been brilliant at coverted niche in the na- being not very good, and thankfully there's tion's heart. A computer • .o tuesdays: no improvement here. Chug-a-long drum generated image, no so oily beat and the number of chords you could as Nick Kamen and a better count on the paws of a three toed sloth after tailor's dummy for the high an industrial accident. street designer fashions, 1%, Rick is destined for the Xmas kaleidoscope pop RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY biggy. A fluke of nature has Open Up landed him with a nut-brown NANCY SINATRA AND A (Situation Two) voice totally out of keeping WHOLE LOT MORE This single deserves to bomb purely for the with the rest of his body. ALL DRINKS 70p absolutely disgusting sleeve. It's called Stock, Aitken, Waterman ADM: E1.50 9.00pm-2.00am 'Open Up', so guess what's on the cover... have latched on to this and a two open doors; not any old doors, but ridiculously successful sym- airbrushed, Athena poster type doors. Which biotic relationship has de- 5. is a shame really, since the song deserves veloped. The soft-edged flat fridays: better promotion, relatively brimming with top haircut sported during merriment compared with their last few the 'Never Gonna Give You tunes. Up' phase has now been re- • The Soul Pit THE WYGALS placed by a Reagan-like Passion structure that could have SOUL, SEVENTIES, FUNK, been drawn on by Steve Bell. 'rt +Rough Trade) to HIP-HOP In comes a festive video and ADM: £2.50 £2.00 with SU Card A strange combination of the Shop Assis- an absolute classic old song, 9.00pm-2_00am tants and Pretenders. Suggests a keen idea Nat King Cole's 'When I fall in • I.. of candy-pop music then blows it with drum JAZZ ROOM OPEN WITH Love' — as certain to be tops .• breaks and guitar wailing more suitable to a as the sight of Gary Davis is LIVE BAND pile of horset'pau. 11, to make you feel nauseous. I hate Rick Astley. no. • 1.1e:4 ,1" r;%i 9 Roger Lakin ;Sigiplrettl by CRASH RecoRosi Norman D. Seagull MUSIC across the sky, crucifixions momentarily silhouetted against a stage-lit sunset... Moving? The only thing I felt move were my bowels - and do you know what? All six cubicles in the gents were CK THE JIT in some way unfit for human use. Now is that the sort of pub you'd want your kids to go in? John Quinn

THE DICE MEN THE FLEAZ OF A THOUSAND CAMELS ONION AND THE BHAJIMEN UM Doubles Bar For their first gig the Dice Men rolled a double six every time. The barrage of driving funky-rock was readily re- ceived by a crowded Doubles GHOST DANCE DUST DEVILS Bar. We were moved by 'Heaven on Earth' and even •Leeds Poly singer Nigel had to duck the Gothic was: ARCHITECTURE drum beats which flew over - right? his head. These won't be So does that explain why one-gig wonders. BHUNDU BOYS du Boys from their visit to the Poly back in it's equally futile anticipating After such a performance, Astoria March was the lack of Hawaiian shirts. Pity. entertainment from both in- the Fleaz predictably found it Whilst the audience went quietly apeshit, animate piles of bricks and hard to achieve a similar re- If you weren't at this gig - immedately go bands like The Dust Devils? sponse. A collection of out and shoot yourself. This was another we were treated to a joyous feast of uplift- ing lit music. If the socialist transformation At least the former has the spunky covers were inters- night where I felt totally socially inadequate of society is to have a soundtrack, it ought potential to yield aesthetic persed with too few origin- because I can't dance. The only thing that to be their final encore, 'Hypenu Hwango', joy; the Palace of Versailles, als. Next time lads, play at spoiled the night was the execrable support, absolutely immaculate. The Bhundu Boys however, Dust Devils most 45rpm not 33rpm. 'Distant Cousins', who boasted the worst are the hardest working, friendliest band certainly are NOT - more The Bhajimen gave the collection of sub-Feargal Sharkey haircuts it I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. Those your bog-standard student usual, expected dynamic has ever been my misfortune to survey. If of you who still own a copy of 'Gracelands' bed-sit in Leeds 6, oozing thrash. Lipid-drop light they were playing in my back garden I'd ought to be ashamed of yourselves. fungus through the drab and shows behind luring bodies. close the curtains. peeling wallpaper of their By the end of the evening The only change discernable in the Bhun- Ian Cusack grossly over-distorted instru- people were out of their tree ments (a dirge presumably enough to appreciate composed while submerged 'Psycho Reception?"Exsta- in bilge within the faulty, tic', 'Fish without Ears,' They TOOTSIE leaking bog of said hovel. are orgasmic. JOHNNY THUNDERS EXTRA DRY And speaking of toilets...) Angela Swinn kr, Gothic became: INTERIOR This one has to win the prize KING BUTCHER DESIGN. Ghost Dance don't FRANKIE PAUL quite plumb these squalor- for the worst-dressed audi- Tartan Bar Poly ous depths. They're more ence ever I've never seen so Take some Holly Johnson style vocals, add them to a Jobox- closely akin to a dodgy pub, Frankie Paul is a promoters Many leather trousers, ers accompaniment and you have Upside Down, providing a ill-reputed for its clientele of dream. The Poly was packed leopardskin jackets and 1973 fast-moving and confident, although less than inspiring regressive, neanderthal and the air of expectation haircuts. warm-up for the evening's proceedings - an unenviable task heavy-rockers. To throw off was skilfully generated: wail The first group to grace the in a near empty Tartan Bar, this unsavoury image, The 'till well past midnight (with d stage were the Vaynes, a King Butcher sound very good on paper; ex-Gang of Four Ghost Dance Tavern paints bar extension), lay on some pretty average Guth outfit, singer and songwriter Jon King, Phil Butcher who once its insides an implosive heavy dub for an hour plus you know - leather jackets, played bass alongside Iggy Pop, a guitarist who has sup- black, farts dry ice, and puts a then send on the band for a Eldritch sunglasses, long ported, amongst others. The Jam and Bad Manners, and a peroxide Angie Watts at the couple of warm-up numbers guitar soloS and quiet bits drummer who once appeared in an advert for 'Sure' deodor- chief pump (for the benefit of When the whistles get too with just the bass and drums ant. Unfortunately, what sounds like a good pedigree turns the 'new' punters, a motley demanding take to the stage and the lead singer mumb- out as something of a mongrel on stage. While the vocalist rabble, curiously reminiscent and the rapturous acclaim. At ling cliches about rock 'n'roll and guitarist cavorted around in a way most reminiscent of of their predecessors - funny 22, Frankie Paul is a dynamite in a dodgy pseudo-American Basil Fawlty, the band played a curious mixture of rock, funk that). Result: Said punters performer and a deft expo- accent. and punk which never really sounded 'together'. To give are religiously ecstatic, build- nent of the art of stage man- Next up were the Quire- credit where it's due, though, the band has not been together ing human totem-poles, and agement. boys, who used to be known long and was certainly treating this gig as preparation for propelling willing sacrifices Roger Lakin as the Oueerboys (Out- bigger things, and there were enough glimmers of light in rageous, eh, kids?), and they their otherwise drab set to suggest that, given time, this band were a fascinating mixture of could come good. Rod Stewart, Rod Stewart Tim Ra) 210-ice- and_er... Rod Stewart. Wake up Maggie I think they've finished now. IVZZLAVA Then on came the living' IUSTHR1V1 legend himself, Johnny Thunders, growing old dis- gracefully and these days looking frighteni I like Dustin Hoffman. n ,he got going on me of VA fas, rumba Was ye ryi is s • cap-

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Emitirforommaimprim MONDAY. DECEMBER 14 REFLEX DISCOS - BOOK NOW FOR NEXT guiaiffinizmaimma CND STALL - Cards, badges. recy- TERM Leeds 468170 aggimmaciar Miscellaneous cled paper. Also library free to mem- bers. 10arn-noon, Union foyer. GET WELL SOON SUE COCKER - from your rAgr 'oppo on News! Yo! Cinema LUULOS - 'RUDDIGORE' by Gilbert arid Sullivan, Riley Smith Hall. Dec 14-18 (except Tuesday) at 7.30pm, ThankS to everyone who came on the Alton £1.50 Monday. £1.50 other nights. picket. We know what happened. Love FABSOC xxx. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11 STUDENT INDUSTRIAL SOC - SF-SOC - present 'Short Circuit' in 1_1 Christmas Party. RH Evans Lounge RBLT at 7.30pm. Members 50p. at 8pm. £1.50 members £2 non- BOSSY - what a bum!) others £1 . members. Includes - free drink, tri- via quiz, presentation and prizes. J-SOC - Shabbat comes in at 3.30pm plus opportunity to meet company Merry ChrislmaS to the clones of Ash Road. and goes out at 4.47pm. Services representatives informally. Love from the girls with the denim fetish. Friday night 6pm at Hillel Flat. Satur- I II II day morning 10am Shabbat SKI CLUB - social in Tartan Bar - SARAH - I miss you. XXXX Shalom! D. HYDE PARK PICTURE HOUSE COTTAGE ROAD CINEMA (751606) wine, sweatshirts, holiday informa- UUrJ From Dec 11 all week at 7.30pm. ROXANNE all week at 5.50 and tion, videos from 8pm. BLACKHOLE - the SF SOC maga- FULL METAL JACKET. Late shows at 8.10pm Sunday at 5.20 and 7.35pm. Right on women? zine. Collect yours at 'Short Circuit' 1pm, Dec 11 THE HITCHER, Dec 12 HIKING SOC - mountain but trip to or any society event. One copy free THE BLUES BROTHERS to each member. 35p to others. Lake District. Jan 9-16 Pay at Could any mature students who would be BRADFORD - NMP (0274 727488) noticeboard 1pm or at Ploughmans, willing to write on their experiences as a Dec 12 at 7pm, Child Poverty Action £35. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 12 mature student please contact the Leeds LUU FILM SOC evening, featuring MY CHILDHOOD, Student office. MY AIN FOLK and MY WAY HOME - MUSIC SOC FORMAL CONCERT - Sixties Double Bill on Dec 16 in Great Hall, 7.30pm, £1.50. 'A celebra- WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16 The Bill Douglas Trilogy; Dec 13, 15 J-SOC - 1pm learnathon, Hillel Flat, I- I I-I Rupert Beckett (Arts Building). THE tion of English Music' - Enigma and 16, 84 CHARING CROSS ROAD PROG ROCK SOC XMAS DISCO. Fri Dec 18. L-SHAPED ROOM and BILLY LIAR. Variations and Rio Grande. 3pm. Ivrit, 4pm Holkey in sports hail. Time to be announced. at 7.30pm: Dec 19/20 at 7.30pm. TINSEL. BEER. etc. GET OUT THAT SLADE STAR TREK IV - THE VOYAGE LESBIAN AND GAY SOC - Xmas RECORD TONY! SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13 HOME. I LUU FOLK SOC Christmas party Video party! Bring your favourite video. HEADINGLEY LOUNGE (751061) with 'Full House'. The Packhorse, AMANDA - FEEEEEED ME Al THE BALL SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN Woodhouse Lane, 8.30pm. £1.20 TONIGHT! AUDREY II DWARFS, see local press or phone BRADFORD FILM THEATRE 10274 members, £2 others. Free food. GALA CHARITY PERFORMANCE -of for times. 720329) Richard Attenborough's 'Cry Free- Screen one - Dec 10 to 12 at 7.30pm, LUU MOTOR CLUB - Autotest at dom'. Cannon Cinema, Vicar Lane at Labour Women? PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE; 2pm, Mount Preston car park. 8pm, £5 in advance only. In aid of South African children's charities. LEEDS PLAYHOUSE (442111) Screen two - Dec 10 to 12 at 7.45pin, Stevie - vacilating can senously damage Dec 13, THE BIG EASY. Dec 14, 16. MY LIFE AS A DOG. HIKING SOC - last walk at Riveaux WINE SOC - Christmas Party. RH your health! Goad luck on Monday 17 and 18. HOPE AND GLORY, Dec Abbey. Pick up Parkinson Steps, 20, LES ENFANTS DU PARADIS. All 8.30pm. £2. Evans Lounge at 8.30pm. £2.50. Smart dress, food and wine free on at 7.30pm . O WHAT DOES JOAN GABBY ABBOTT LEEDS CANNON (452665) entry. WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? Screen one - all week at 1.15, 3.45, ANGLICAN-METHODIST SOC - Everyone welcome at 4pm in Oxford A A MAN TO END THE BOXER SHORT 6.10 and 8 30pm, BIG FOOT; except CND STALL - cards. badges, recy- BLUES. ODEON (436230) on Dec 16 when there will be a char- Place Methodist Church (on Head- row). 'Christmas Praise' - praise and cled paper. Also library - free to All week, Screen one. SPACE BELLS; ity performance of CRY FREEDOM. members. 10am-12 in Union foyer. Screen two, SNOW WHITE AND THE with Richard Attenborough in worship for Christmas. Hot water eottlesl?? SEVEN DWARFS in the afternoon, attendance, tickets £5. Screen two - STOP PRESS - First meeting of THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17 followed by A NIGHTMARE ON ELM WITCHES OF EASTWICK. all week at LUU FABSOC - meeting to descend I know, women shouldn't either so phone STREET III in the evenings. Screen 1.40, 4.40 and 8.30pm. Screen three 1988-Jan 10 Uni people in Leeds please come along. on Christmas shoppers to leaflet and me I'm desperate! Rep. Tim xx. three, DIRTY DANCING. Ring for INNER SPACE all week at 1.50, 4.40 petition, Revolution in Dortmund limes. and 7.45pm. ACTION - Project members party Square! Meet on Union steps 5pm- ish. Free! Wrap up warm! Andy and Chris - are you sure about the 7pm, RH Evans - Cheap Booze. party on 16th? LESBIAN AND GAY SOC - Meet at CND STAI.L - card, badges, recycled Hyde Park Pub, 1pm. paper. Also library - free to mem- Gold bracelet lost at Lupton Christmas Din- bers. 10arn-12 Union foyer. ner - of great sentimental value. Reward for return Tel 758812 FRIDAY. DECEMBER 18 POSTGRADUATE - day trip to Lon- Exhibitions Keep it up nutty paws don, £6. From PGSRC office in Senior Common Room. Open every .1 I I :1 lunchtime 1-2pm. Mountain Bisceps 'Thingy' Laid. That should keep you laughing Happy birthday CND STALL - cards, badges, recy- Petal. Love '21 cled paper. Also library free to mem- bers 10am-12 Union foyer. ASTORIA (490914) Where you waving at me? A policeman. No Dec 16 - Zoos and the Roots WINE SOC - doubles bar disco 8pm, sir, I was waving at fatty prat! Steve 40p members, 60p non-members. rt 1 II THE IRISH CENTRE 1480887) I'VE HAD IT OFF! (Bus 56/57) FORWARD NOTICE Dec 14 - The Dubliners LUU GREEN FAIR - held for last Iwo Mmmm Nut roast CRAFT CENTRE AND DESIGN GAL- LEEDS CITY ART GALLERY (462495) LUU years combining festive spirit, fun LERY (462451) The exhibition of the work of LADY Dec 17 - Aswad and fundraising. Green Soc will hold FOUND - CYNTHIA PAYNE'S UNION The Jewellery Show continues until ELIZABETH BUTLER, the foremost a meeting, Jan 21, (common rooms CARD closer inspection revealed a Jan 22. so you can still buy yourself battle artist of the 19th century con- THE ROYAL PARK A&B) to assess feeling for the fair. forgery - is Josephine really the true queen a pair of Christmas earrings. tinues. Lizzie Wouldn't Like It Would all societies and individuals of sex? Please collect at Porter's office interested attend and offer sugges- ii a11. ST PAUL'S GALLERY 1456421) QUEEN'S HALL (431961) tions/ideas. YULE BUY ends on Dec 19 so you Dec 11 - Gary Glitter Happy skiing Richie! can still buy original works of art. JACOB KRAMER GALLERY. COOK- Dec 12 - Hawkwind 4 support ANSWERS TO LAST n mostly priced under £50. RIDGE STREET (456642) Dec 13 - Mega Death - The Enid, etc WATCH OUT LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. The sale of work by staff and stu- Dec 15 - Terence Trem D'Arhy WEEK'S CROSSWORD 7 I THE PAVILION (431749) dents, priced between 50p and 1750 ACROSS The Open Exhibition Show of ends on Dec 17. Worth a visit, Bald 3rd year mechanical engineer diver 1. Betters 5. Doors 8. Cheat women's photography and video though there's a generous amount 11111•111111)arrIiimeeeIdommiapiesosie . with naval connections requires tall shapely work ends on Dec 19 of 0-leyelesque rubbish 9 Nestles 10, Speller 12. Olive Norwegian brunette to talk to . heatre 14. Pocket 16. Resent 18. Ogles 19. Scatter 22. Ferrari 24. Atoll 26. Range 27. Funfair. Dick - have a good blow - we don't want any religious stuff, though! CITY ART GALLERY DOWN 11 . 1 .1 Lunchtime chamber music by 1. Backs 2. Tee 3. Extol 4. Sentry NEWSFLASH - Longson to star in Breakd- Jonathon Plowright (piano) playing 5. Dispose 6. Oil 7. Suspect 11. Excel ance 3 with Dents Norden Mendelssohn and Schumann. Wed, LEEDS GRAND (459351) 13. Inert 14. Proffer 15 Ensnare _1 LI ill Dec 16 at 1 05pm. Free. Start of Opera North's winter sea- 17 A stiff 20. Again 21. Ruler 23. Run son. with CARMEN on Dec 15 and 25. Ova. Lite, my petal. may be no bed of roses. but 17, and MACBETH on Dec 16 and 18. at least we have flowers In the basement! CLOTHWORKERS CONCERT HALL Tickets are scarce. Crosswords will be run regularly i 71 :1 LUUMS Chamber Choir and Brass from next term. God I've missed you Dilan. Quintet perform 'Music for the Fes- LEEDS PLAYHOUSE (442111) For details of all classical concerts. tive Season' at I .10pm on Thurs. Dec Musical play for children PLOTTERS contact the City Centre Box Office, 17 Free. OF CABBAGE PATCH CORNER at TO ALL DOSSERS AND EVERY ONE ELSE s Civic Theatre. Cookridge Street various times. £3 60 {cone). 17,7s0=11-1 WHO HELPED MAKE THE RELAYS A SUC- 1462453/4555051. CESS THANKS A MILLION. LOVE Roger INSTITUTE GALLERY, CIVIC THEATRE AT THE POLY xxx. LEEDS TOWN HALL THEATRE LES BUBB .. MAKE YOUR BRAINS Lunchtime concert of Christmas Shuko Shibata and Emma Martinet, GO POP an Dec 10 at 10 30prn. Thanks to everyone who supported 'Fight music and carols by the choir of a talented guitar duo perform at 8pm £1.50 SLUG SLUG SLUG SUE SLUG SLUG Alton's Bill Action & Awareness Leeds Parish Church. -rues, Dec 15 at on Sat. Dec 12. £2.50 SLUG SUE SUE SUE FABSOC. 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▪ •▪ . Page 14 SPORTS "b a st aliC} SUBV =RSIV = SOCCER Football fanzines — a relic of 70s subculture — are the true supporters' opposition to the increasing 'big-business' attitude of •football clubs. today. Guy Millard takes a look: ootball's problems ego by playing pi"-poor seem ioitiake more learns a long way from F headlines than the hornel. Also, all 'The Pie's' game itself these days. You profits are given to the club. read more about directors and Three London-based lip property developers than fanzines arc' 'Leyton managers and players, Orienter', 'Chelsea especially now that Robert Independent' and QPR's 'A Maxwell seems to be trying Kick Up The R's', all of which to buy up the entire first are quite parochial, but worth international division. One of the main looking at nonetheless The problems is its press former aims to be little more coverage Sensationalist than a better service to Orient issue tabloids and the truly awful (oops, sorry, Leyton Orient) Saint and Greaysle insult the fans than the official intelligence and provide no programme, even so it is serious or informative quite funny in places 'A Kick comment. Up The R's' is similar. but in „ Recently there has been an the wake of the merger fiasco err t attempt to rectify this contains a column called situation, Over the past 'Bulstrode Watch' Just as GoetliV couple of years several untrustworthy as the OPR i Vim`QPR on top', 'alternative' football chairman is Ken Bates, and magazines have been set up 'Chelsea Independent' is the 00 • >, . vre` to provide a different point of organ of the Chelsea • view - that of the fans Most Independent Supporters 4rcg... r newspaper and TV journalists Association, set up among e 4,401: 41 have a condescending. well-l- other things to oppose the Fat 4 - '.,Rangers go 40'-°9454 t,5 wasaust-saying to-Bobby-the- Man's rule of tyranny Worthy • roar;ng c other. day smugness, but the cause, but again of limited p f fame writers don't pretend interest to non-fans. to be anything other than In Scotland we have Inn, leo wl at they ar.7. ordinary 'Heartbeat', (guess who 1;114 ""0 • gangerS ace football Duppor ter s that s about) This also has • cr b "" Many of the magazines are many interesting features, club-based. and as such are of but has too many anti-Nibs .10 interest mainly to supporters jokes for my liking, which I it. •ioxt S of those clubs Even so, they find unnecessary. given the cOc41,0 %Lop, are well worth a read, as they sectarian nature of the often contain interesting and Hearts-Hibs rivalry Ot amusing articles In Yorkshire Of wider interest are the we have Bradford's 'City general magazines, not Gent', a voluminous effort connected to a particular club. containing many interesting 'Hardaker Rides Again', football's numerous other items on the history and anarchic in both form and Thompson, Fairclough, know about Arsenal, like Bob problems. current state of Bradford City. content is pure mickey-take, McDermott, Jones, Wark, Wilson's middle name is They are well worth reading a club that has had more containing alleged Molby, MacDonald, Primrose. too if you are a complete football problems than most 'interviews' with Kevin Beardsley, Rush - the list is These magazines are in nutter, or simply want a Although it concentrates Keegan and Jimmy Hill, and a endless) Nevertheless, there small a market and have too change from the banality of mainly on City, it's a really hilarious send-up of 'You are are also many serious articles many common beliefs, so mainstream reporting They good hour's read and much the Rol' in what is a well-produced they support each other, aren't afraid to rock the boat, better value than the club 'Balls' is in a similar vein and written magazine rather than act as and if football is to survive programme Boasting the glorious WSC is similar in style, a competitors. They also then it needs a shake-up, Smaller but livelier is headline. 'Loony Lefties in refreshing change from the promote the Football ,... otherwise it become York's 'Terrace Talk'. This Chelsea Mob AIDS Drama' cursory coverage you get in Supporters Association, a will nothing more than an concerns itself with wider and Blackmail Corner - old the newspapers It is also national organisation formed issues, for example a piece pictures of footballers from very funny, containing such to unite fans of all clubs expensive plaything for the on disabled access to 1970s girls' magazines gems as Jim McLean's fun against hooliganism, racism, likes of Bates, Bulstrode. grounds 11 also contains the ("Struke me I'm yours." page and 20 things you didn't unscrupulous directors and Evans and Maxwell 'Police ann Pies League' in growls hairy chested Teddy which clubs are awarded Maybank of Brighton). it also points for the quality of their contains one or two serious away ends, the Conduct of items, such as how to run a the local constabulary and football club along Marxist READ ALL ABOUT IT how edible or otherwise the lines (Honest! pies are. The Absolute Game' is a Off The Ball (40p + A4 SAE, Hardaker Rides Again (25p + 46 Ainsty Road, Wetherby, Notts County also have a Scottish fanzine, and is or 50p Inc p&p) A4 SAE t Yorkshire LS22 4QS fine representative in The slightly more serious It PO Box 851 Mick Allpress, 151 Levton ()renter (50p inc p&pi Pie', which is one of the more contains features on Scottish Selly Oak, Corporation Street, Dave Knight, 1 York Road, humorous mays My clubs, foreign football, people Birmingham B29 6PD Plaistow, London E15 4HE Leyton, favourite bits were 'Cloggers who stand alone on the When Saturday Come.; (35p Terrace Talk (50p Inc p&p) London El0 5QG Corner' which puts forward a terraces clutching gentiles to f A4 SAE) 9 Waverley Street, York The Pie ;i0p + A5 SAE) psychoanalytical theory about 61 Stratford Road, West their ears, Pal Nevin's Top 10 3rd Floor, 12 Sutton Row, YO3 7QZ 1..-- 'the small, sly. evil little sods and 'Haircuts Thru The Ages' Bridgford, London W1V 5FH A Kick Up The R's 150p inc who stalk the midfield' (for Well worth perusing. Nottingham NG2 6AZ example Ball, Bremner, The Absolute Game (35p + P&P) Chelsea Independeent (20p Gemmill, Stiles, Burns. The cream at the English A4 SAE) 51a Alexandra Drive, Upper SAE) Norwood, Mackay et all having an in- crop are 'Off the Ball' and PO Box 99, 43 Candlemaker 35a Bissons Road, London built inferiority complex, and a 'When Saturday Comes'. Row, London SE19 1AW E15 2RD Heartbeat filOp I- Al SAF) glossary of journalistic terms OTB argues that there is a Edinburgh EH1 2Q8 The Football Supporters 8 Lancaster Avenue, (Preseason tour an annual direct link between Balls (40p + A4 SAE Association Whitefield, event used by managers to Liverpool's success and the 6 Grays Inn Buildings, 59 Oakwood Road, give their knackered squads a ugliness of their players Rosebery Avenue, Manchester Halewood, chance to boost everyone's (Clemente, Smith, London EC1R 4PH City Gent (30p + A5 SAE) Liverpool L26 1XD Page 15

iWan SPORTS ''' YORKSHIRE BANK RELAYS POLY PRIDE OLDHAM ATH RES 3 show through. and the LEEDS POLY 0 goal ahead alter 35 minutes. as After being defeated b% Halifax Mott was beaten by a looping 3-2 their last match against a header from the strong-running professional outfit. Leeds Pols centre-forward 1st XI took the field against a When play resumed after side containing former Leeds hall'-brae. the Poly were still and Manchester Utd star Andy optimistic. arid their endeavour Ritchie, and ex-Blackburn and showed prom ise. Oldham's Newcastle centre-half Glen patience paid oil, lio‘k excl. and Keeley. the cent re-torw aid took ad% an- The student side started con- tage of an awkw:uidh-bouncing THE fidently winning three corners hall to lutist' . in as many minutes, through From then on. Oldham's dis- slick passing on the Boundary ciplined loc)tball eimtriilled the FINAL Park Omniturt. and were more match. and the second division than a match ter Ritchie and side were to score again before HISTLE Co. Pearson and Duff% were the end. particularly impressiN e. while A weakened Poly side thus skipper Nicholson was com- lost somewhat harshly to a pro- posed and elegant in mid-held. fessional Oldham team. whose setting up forays for the front familiarity with the artificial FACT FILE men. pitch was also a great advan- With time passing, the orga- tage. Last Saturday Meanwood Park Bannister who .although fading nisation of 'Lades' began to in Leeds was the venue for the slightly towards the end Mario Mast rolonardo 12th Yorkshire Bank student brought the team home well up. relays organised by the LUU Captain Phil Davison ran next cross country club. The race has followed by John Sherhan who consistently attracted the cream produced a quite remarkable POTTER MAKES IT 3 of British student running ta- run missing the course record After last weekend's dis- to Alun Powell, who won the J1110,—, lent. Names such as Roger by just one second. The team appointing showing in the M17 class. racing round the • Germaine has a useful left toot! Hackney, Huw Jones, Lynne eventually finished fourth with Churchill Cup tie. the Universi- 7.3km course in a superb time NAME: Germaine Varney Everington have all partici- good performances also pro- ty orienteers turned in some of 51 minutes. BORN: Nottingham pated and gone on to record duced by Nicki Lovett. I nic impressive performances at the Club Captain Steve Earn- PARENTS: Yes times. This year's record num- MeMorrison and Mark Dillon. British Night Championships in worth's final hid for glory in the CAR: Capri (what else?) ber of entrants ensured that the This event was made interna- Clipstone Forest. near Man- junior ranks proved unsuccess- MARRIED: Not blinkin' race would retain its status as tional by the presence of our sfield. The flat terrain created ful. but he showed that he has likely, the largest event of its kind in visitors from the University of fast running conditions, and the potential to challenge for F 1V FOOD: Nuthurger Western Europe. Lille. Leeds twin town in north- without any areas of great tech- honours in the seniors next ■Ix SHOW: Oharhar After this there followed the ern France The Leeds Uni- nical difficulty, fast times were year. With the demise of Johtinder. The Muppets men's relay. the major race of versity past members had a likely. However, the inherent Somers-Cocks it was left to SHOWS YOU ALWAYS the day. with over a 1(X) first leg good run in the guest event problems of night navigation Malcolm Erskine to run the SWITCH OFF: Wogan. runners nervously edging for- finishing one place ahead of the took their toll on some experi- best time in the M21 class. Neighbours ward at the start. Leeds went present A team. enced orienteers. finishing in an impressive SI MISC DISLIKES: Travelline into an early lead through Dom Roger Mee Instead, pride of place went minwe,. home from away defeat-. N Edward Parks MISC LIKES: Coed's. activism JUDO JUBILANT FAV PRE SIT IN MEAL: Lentilburger . - •, • G i ps C• .I., Leeds t niversity and Polytechnic judo clubs BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON R Jrztvo. %- combined on Sunday to provide two teams in the CAREER: Karl Marx. Bill BALL Yorkshire and Humberside men's championship Shank z-tim111' iser ,.*. t• at Dewsbury. Proving that the combined club WHO IN THE WORLD !raining is of benefit to both clubs. the lads ga‘L. woLLD VOI NT LIKE a fine display of judo against mime top Ws.. "10 NIE.E1 competition. IF YOU 11 EREN• I ;EN s•(' The 'Unitechnic' As lost to Halton Price rn 111101 1.1) 1 tlt their pool. but heat Spen Valley convincitigh to RA1 11ER III-: 1 to.ohallcv reach the semi-final, in which they met 1 (Irk 'FM OPPOSI-110\ elf Pr Some fine judo was produced as they heat 1 ink PLAYED AC 1.1\S1: Stall us e, 7-0. The final was a rematch with Halton Pric 'Bites Yer Legs \V Aker a team liberally sprinkled with national squad *421:15:11‘ ' I members. It was to Leeds' credit that the final A E B O Y score was 4-3. a marginal win for the opposition. but well earned silver medal for the 'Unitech ics*. 'Unitechnic' Bs fought bravely in their pool JEANS but lost to York and Huddersfield. having beaten 'Rowntrees' 7-41. Every man won at leas! one tight in the competition. producing the 11c, I, E GARAGE Passenger Y and H teams result to date, so the prospect, for the BUSF championships at Crystal Palace s last touch let him oown look good. • 'A N ‘111. : I 41 Gamble I.R. PI OE OR IN: KILigan ,illc P %KEN FS: 1'1411%111k SPORTS DIARY R: One day perhaps 1RRIE1): hour four ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL ■N 1.1)()i): Indian Saturday, December 12 I. 11 TV SHII)11": Blind Date LUU sl hl v YorK lit:1,11c teeth .'mat (emit scrapped YOB v Mirfield OB. home the I" page * * * * * * YOB v Almondburians. home MISC LIKES: Stich:ills. pop music MEN'S HOCKEY \HSU DISLIKES: Being Saturday, December 12 intimidated in trendy ;VIP aw•, v Flanghar. r boutiques BIGGEST INFLUE.NCE ON Wednesday, December 16 1R••R: Lists . LUU v NewLsylle U, I.. • • Nottingham constahular, CLOTHES WOMEN'S HOCKEY IV HO IN .111E 11 Olt! 1'01. ‘IOS'l 1 Ds I Saturday, December 12 11 Ot * 9 DUNCAN ST * LEEDS * 454555 * 1 t I MEET: 1 he (,fueen. 1_1/ Open all day 1.1,11.1 II 1Ot v‘ N'T 10.30-5.30 Weds 2, 9, 16, 23. 30 DEC. MEN'S LACROSSE PRESIDI• I ‘1 II V Saturday, December 12 \mum) II, 01 R.1 HIER lIE: Open Late 'til 8.00pm LOU v Astorm, popstar 10.30-8.00 Thurs 3, 10. 17 DEC. FOU(:HEST OPPOSITION WOMEN'S LACROSSE 1'1. ‘N 1, 1) ■I; INST.: Leeds Saturday, December 12 li ■11,Ircus •Bttes * * Unbeatable Prices * Incomparable Style * * LULJ v LA-R. EDITOR LEEDS Jay Rayner NEWS Sue Cocker Andrew Harrison FEATURES Chris Donkin Damian Earle IIINDEPENDENT ENNEWSPAPER Penni Mawson ARTS Leaflet Five arrests as trouble Tim Whelehan lies claim MUSIC An anonymous leaflet distri- Roger Lakin buted to Bodington Hall resi- flares at Alton picket dents before last vveek'sspecial Four adults and one juvenile general meeting and dealing protester were arrested for SPORTS with plans for University. breach of the peace at Monday's Adam Batstone accommodation, was revealed trouble-faught visit of David this week to he misleading. Alton MP, to Leeds Town The document claimed that About 15(1 ■13SOC PHOTOS the Union and University were campaigners marched from the conspiring to get rid of halls of Union to the hail to join over Kieron Dodd residences on the pretext that 500 demonstrators groupcd they are "uneconomic." outside the building. Protesters WHAT'S ON It said that Bodington Hall came from local branches or had made a profit of £95.900 FAB. women's rights groups. last year, which was used to Alayne Addy as well is representatives from keep hall fees down. unions COHSE. NUPE and However University accounts NALGO. BOOKS show that whilst on the overall Alton, Liberal MP for Mos- bill halls appear to make a pro- Ann Marie Levan slev Hill. Liverpool ∎ isit•d fit, that does not take into Leeds as part of his nation wide account wardens salaries. tour to promote his Abortion maintenance costs, and a huge ADDITIONAL Amendment Bill, which prop- rates hill, all of which wipes out oses to cut the legal limit for DESIGN any profit from student accom- abortions from 28 to IS weeks. modation many times over. He describes the Act as "The Graham Alexander On top of this a report from most important vote for 20 the University feasibility group Years." and it has already had Steve Hicks on student accommodation pro- its first reading in Parliament. duced in 1985 showed then that Stewards regulating those en- over £2 million would be needed tering the meeting, prevented a ADVERTISING to return all the halls including number of people from enter- Bodington to a reasonable con- Gulam Uddin ing, worried about 'trouble dition. makers'. The full capacity audi- The report concluded that ence nonetheless contained FAN due to the dire situation the some protesters, who displayed whole management system of l +a nncrs and slogans through- Fanthing halls would have to be restruc- out. TV and radio crews co- tured. vered the event for Yorkshire It did not however suggest as TV. BBC and local radio sta- the anonymous document did tions, that this would involve the phas- Chris Walsh. Vice-President Leeds St wield ewvaper. ing out of' halls, or of some kind Lertls Ilimerilty Union, of the Society for the Unborn of warden system, but that their PO Box 157. Leeds LSI IUH. Child who organised the event. Tel 43,11171 ext 251 managerial role should go. introduced the meeting, fol- Produced by Hamilton Press Limited. LIU Welfare Secretary lowed by the showing of a dis- 1 widespread campaign against hament on January 21. LUU Quayside Haase. Pedders Wu) Caroline Gibson described the til] !ling anit-abortion film. Preston Riverswani, Preston, document as "A lot of gross he Bill. sending letters and FABSOC have organised meet- Lanes. PR2 2XS. tel. 733333 'Eclipse of Reason' was a 12 ings and talks on the issue all misinformation." petitions to MPs while a local Printed by Pox Web ()fisei, Unit lb. minute documentary containing 'Meanwhile it looks like day of action has been orga- this week to increase student Centurion Industrial Estate. vivid depiction of an abortion_ awareness of the campaign. Centunon Way, bcyland, Lane, accommodation rents could rise nised for January 16. There will FAR meanwhile are promoting Gay Flashman Tel. (07721 4:0/00) by as much as 12 per cent as also he a national lobby Of Par- early as next term. Because the document was used to rally sup- port for the removal of clauses Poly gothic dealing with accommodation at last week's massive general Blackpool rocked meeting. the Union now has no horror show formal policy to fight these in- There were three major motions passed during the stormy NUS Several people were hurt in a creases, winter conference at Blackpool last weekend, but the debate which brawl at Tuesday's Ghostdance WEATHER Jay Rayner was given most priority the Israel Palestine issue) resolved no NUS gig at the Poly. The hand tried policy on the matter. to break up the fight, but not A scrappy and acrimonious A similar result occurred before two women fans were FORECAST Student attack deflate ended in the main mo- with the motion on the poll tax. badly beaten. Valid 1200 hours Friday. A male and a female student tion - which incensed many This was also passed with a Friday: Dry with a few bright were viciously assaulted by Palestinian students - being de- large majority and the only real The incident occured during intervals slight frost overnight. three local youths on the fore- feated. arguments were over how to the encore when the slam danc- Maximum temperature 5°C, court of the Hyde Park Service Mans delegates felt disillu- defeat it. ing got out of hand and a fight 41"1- minimum minus 1°C. 30°F. Station at 3am on Saturday sioned at this result. especiallt The debate on the Alton Bill developed. Eventually the inci- Saturday: Mist and fog slow morning. the 1.eetts delegates who had and Reproductive Rights prob- dent was broken up by security to clear, remaining dry_ Max- The two Universilk students fought sot-id:irk hard battles at ably saw the conference at its men. imum temperature 3°C. 37°F, had gone to order a chcesehur- OGMs to establish positions on greatest point of unity over the minimum 1°C. 34°F. ger from the station's List food this situation, ants to sec NUS whole weekend. The motion However, minutes later, four Sunday: Cloudy with light hateli when I he locals began take a position which effective- was passed with the only of the people originally in- rain at times, Maximum outing "S oft hack down ly commits them to no action. opposition coming front a small volved attacked a security mat- and other anti-student and ineffectual anti-abortion guard standing by the stage. temperature 6°C. 43'F. mini- false. The motion on the Education taction. About 2(1 people struggled until mum 2"C. 34°F. They punched the woman Reform Bill was passed with The motion on Student the group themselves put down Probability of a white Christ- nd forced the two into the little direct oppositit in . They Financial Support wasn't de- their instruments and tried to mas 7-L s,ippa•d by Leeds weather moors. tlev Road but when another only disagreements were Con- bated due to lack of time. stop the fighting. Eventually udent appeared they fled cerned with the tactics of how Full feature next term. the gig was able to continue. Chris Smith best to fight the Bill. Robin Perrie Whitwell and John Rigby. SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR, FOLKS! (puke)