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By Erik Petrovich @EAPetrovich Jose, California, and claims to Lory Student Center Grand have witnessed multiple “full Ballroom, Thomas will pres- Father Gary Thomas possessions.” His experiences ent a “deeper look” into the Father Gary Thomas, a long- during exorcism training were role of the exorcism ritual in time San Jose, California pastor, the basis for the book “The Rite: the modern day in a talk titled to speak on exorcisms took his fi rst Vatican-sponsored The Making of a Modern Exor- “The Ministry of Exorcisms.” course on exorcisms more than cist,” which was adapted into The talk is hosted by Ram 10 years ago. the 2011 screenplay “The Rite” Catholic, the CSU Catholic Since then, he has become starring Anthony Hopkins. Ministry organization. in the modern world the mandated exorcist for San At 7 p.m. Monday in the see EXORCISMS on page 6 >>

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Letters to [email protected] Display Advertising | 970-491-7467 the editor should be sent to [email protected]. or 970-491-6834 N 3 NEWS Monday, April 18, 2016 Businesses compete for $250,000 pitch in CSU Collegiate Challenge By Sady Swanson from SOURCE. online semifi nal application for sor Round Table event, which April 27 in the Lory Student Cen- @sadyswan The competitors come from the Capital Championship, for- pairs companies with experts ter Ballroom on campus. fi ve states in the Mountain West merly known as the Blue Ocean from di’ erent areas of business Along with the Business Fourteen companies have Region. Six companies in this Enterprise Challenge, where to provide in-depth feedback for Pitch Competition, the CSU been selected to compete in the year's competition come from they have the chance to win the their company. Also, after pitch- Collegiate Challenge will also Colorado State University Col- CSU: The Food Corridor, Igno- grand prize of $250,000. ing in the Competition Seed host the Innovation Symposium, legiate Challenge on April 27 reU, SiVEC Biotechnologies, While this is a competition, Round, businesses are given entrepreneurship speakers and for the chance to win $25,000 in Roar Sport, Bégué Coco and the focus is on education and even more feedback on how to networking events. cash and prizes. Insecticycle. A full list of com- business development. Com- improve their company. All CSU Collegiate Challenge The CSU Collegiate Chal- petitors is available through petitors practice their pitches to Jeremy Ostermiller, a CSU events are free and open to the lenge gives companies that are SOURCE. several mentors a week before alumnus and founder of Altitude public, but registration is re- selected the opportunity to pitch The winner of the CSU Col- the competition and receive Digital, is the keynote speaker at quested on their website. their business ideas to high-pro- legiate Challenge will be auto- feedback. The night before the this year’s Collegiate Challenge, Sady Swanson can be reached fi le judges, according to an article matically pre-qualifi ed for the competition, there is an Advi- which will begin at 5:30 p.m. at [email protected]. 4 N NEWS Monday, April 18, 2016 Engineering Days showcase senior real-world design projects, skills By Luke Walker focused on building, testing use their engineering skills for California and Arizona, FSAE will UAV Water Measurement Team Engineering Days, also and redesigns. real-world applications. An advi- be going to Lincoln, Nebraska to sponsored by Alden will travel known as E-Days, allows for Teams are often multidisci- sory board judges all the projects race their car and the NASA rock- to a power plant to measure the senior design teams through- plinary and consist of students and presents awards to the most et team will be going to Alabama waste heat plume. Other industry out the College of Engineering from mechanical, chemical, civ- impressive ones. to launch their rocket with hopes sponsors include Cummins, Boe- to showcase their two semes- il, electrical and computer and Some of the projects are a part of making it to 10,000 feet. ing, Woodward, John Deere and ter-long projects. The first se- biomedical engineering. The of a competitions that they will be The industry projects are Pioneer Engineering. mester is focused on design projects are either company or traveling to in the coming weeks. often put into use by the spon- Luke Walker can be reached at and the second semester is research sponsored, and teams ECO Car will be going to southern soring company. Members of the [email protected]

Colt Darien demonstrates a virtual-reality headset as part of his senior design project: Brain A UAV is displayed for the UAV Water Temperature Measurement senior design project Controlled Smart Home, at E-Days 2016 Friday in the Lory Student Center. PHOTO BY LUKE at E-Days 2016 Friday outside the Lory Student Center. PHOTO BY LUKE WALKER WALKER COLLEGIAN COLLEGIAN

Matt Bulow discusses the Eco Car senior design project he has been working on Friday at E-Days 2016 outside the Lory Student Center. PHOTO BY LUKE WALKER COLLEGIAN N 5 NEWS Monday, April 18, 2016 Professors study e ects of space radiation in twin lab

By Seth Bodine started with a grant to look at @sbodine120 telomeres, which is the end of a chromosome. Telomeres are On earth, people are most- important because they shorten ly protected from the harmful as people get older, which plays radiation that a ects health. into the theory of aging because For astronauts, this is more they shorten as cells divide. of a threat. According to en- They can also be associated with vironmental and radiological age-related diseases such as car- health sciences professor Mi- diovascular disease. According chael Weil, the risk of expo- to Bailey, the twin study is an sure induced death (REID) for opportunity to understand the fatal cancer is 3 percent. If an e ects of space on telomeres. astronaut fl ies into space the “It’s just a remarkable op- maximum amount of times, the portunity that now you have REID is 3 percent higher. two genetically identical indi- To understand the e ects of viduals and not only that, they extensive space travel further, were both similar in their life- Weil and environmental and ra- styles because they were both diological health sciences pro- astronauts,” Bailey said. “Mark fessor Susan Bailey are doing Kelley, the ground control in di erent studies on the e ects this particular case had been up of radiation on the human body. in the space shuttle a number of Bailey is involved with the times so he’s accumulated about NASA twin study. Her lab is one 54 days in space. Whereas Scott of 10 others across the nation Kelley on the other hand just re- participating in examining the turned from the one-year mis- e ects of extensive space fl ight. sion has over 500.” Bailey is studying the blood samples of Scott and Mark Kel- ly, along with other astronauts Chris Nelson, a Ph.D. student studying cellular and molecular biology, works on sample preparation as part of including Kjell Lindgren. She the NASA twin study in Susan Bailey’s lab. PHOTO BY LUKE WALKER COLLEGIAN will have a total of nine samples from the twins, and more from Telomeres the other astronauts. Any changes found in the “So, the idea is that we’ll study can be attributed space are important watch. We’ll take a number of fl ight. This not only leaves im- samples before they go up, and plications about space fl ight because they then we take a couple during but what they know about aging the fl ight, and more when they and cancer. shorten as get back up to hopefully nine Weil is studying radiation on months when they get back,” mice to further understand the people get older, Bailey said. “So, we can kind e ects on humans. Part of his of watch then how telomere study looks at how space radia- which plays into length changes with space fl ight tion is di erent from terrestrial and compare that to ground radiation and dose rates. the theory of control’s, whose shouldn’t be “We can predict the kind of changing in the same way, and tumors we get from radiation aging because so that’s how we’ll be making and exposures, and we can ac- some of our comparisons.” tually compare at the molecular they shorten What Bailey has found is and cytogenetic levels, the tu- that telomere length short- mors from mice to those in hu- COME SUPPORT ASCSU AND STUDENT MEDIA as cells divide. ens with the exposure of mans,” Weil said. They can also space radiation. Space radiation is 50 times “We hypothesize that that’s more e ective than terrestrial APRIL 25TH 11-2PM really going to act to accelerate radiation from causing tumors, be associated Scott Kelley’s telomere length Weil said. During his study there with age-related compared to Mark Kelley’s, were a dozen di erent types of GRAB A SNACK WHILE YOU LEARN ABOUT who’s living a fairly normal cancers caused by radiating the ASCSU’S MENTAL HEALTH WEEK & diseases such as earth life in Tucson Arizona,” mice. The most notable tumors Bailey said. “So, he could be, in caused by space radiation is DUNK CSU STAFF MEMBERS! cardiovascular fact, if space fl ight is doing that, liver tumors. What was unex- accelerating telomere loss, then pected was that the liver tumors disease. he’d be at an increased risk of occasionally metastasize to the the age-related diseases like lungs, making it deadly. cardiovascular disease or may- “My guess is that the general be the fi rst ones to showing cancer research community is up, and maybe even increased going to reduce the risk simply risk of cancer showing up. But by reducing the risk of dying of However, the study did not that’s why we think it’s going to cancer,” Weil said. start with studying the twins. be a really important marker of Seth Bodine can be reached The original study actually some of those things.” at [email protected]. 6 N NEWS Monday, April 18, 2016

dictionary.com. Tracy said that >> EXORCISMS from page 1 this defi nition is not totally cor- “There’s a lot of di erent rect, however, in that an exor- exorcisms,” said Leane Tra- cism is not necessarily a ritual, cy, associate director of Ram but a kind of prayer group. Catholic. “For example, there’s “There are some realistic a denomination called deliv- elements of the presence of erances. They might have a good and evil, and a lot of it is demonic presence upon them, embellished by Hollywood, but and they might go through a parts of it are accurate,” Tra- couple steps before the last step, cy said, on how exorcisms are an exorcism.” portrayed in fi lm. An exorcism is defi ned as The talk is free and open to the ceremony that seeks to ex- the public. pel an evil spirit from a person Erik Petrovich can be reached or place, according to thefree- at [email protected].

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$9.99 4pk bottles Aggie Discount Liquor 429 Canyon Ave. 482-1968 collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Monday, April 18, 2016 7 UC Davis spent thousands to scrub pepper- spray references from Internet SACRAMENTO, Calif. — munications budget increased spawned criticism of UC Davis sive and comprehensive online Elmets said online repu- The University of California, Da- from $2.93 million in 2009 to and demands that Katehi resign. campaign to eliminate the nega- tation management is usually vis contracted with consultants $5.47 million in 2015. In January 2013, UC Davis tive search results for UC Davis achieved with software that is for at least $175,000 to scrub “We have worked to ensure signed on with a Maryland com- and the Chancellor.” used to scrub the more “out- the Internet of negative online that the reputation of the univer- pany called Nevins & Associates Online reputation manage- rageous accusations or allega- postings following the Novem- sity, which the chancellor leads, for a six-month contract that ment is a growing field in which tions.” If a person puts UC Davis ber 2011 pepper-spraying of stu- is fairly portrayed,” said UC Da- paid $15,000 a month. companies o—er to improve in a search engine, it would elim- dents and to improve the reputa- vis spokeswoman Dana Topou- “Nevins & Associates is pre- Google and other search engine inate some things initially, but a tions of both the university and sis. “We wanted to promote and pared to create and execute an results by churning out positive person would only have to “dig a Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi, advance the important teach- online branding campaign de- news stories, press releases and little deeper to find anything that newly released documents show. ing, research and public service signed to clean up the negative announcements to minimize needs to be told,” he said. The payments were made as done by our students, faculty and attention the University of Cal- previous negative results. Some The release of the documents the university was trying to boost sta—, which is the core mission of ifornia, Davis, and Chancellor schools also use them to help comes as Katehi is once again un- its image online and were among our university.” Katehi have received related to students clean up their online der fire, this time for her accep- several contracts issued follow- Money to pay the consul- the events that transpired in No- presence before graduation. tance of seats on private corpo- ing the pepper-spray incident. tants came from the commu- vember 2011,” a six-page propos- “I would say that it is com- rate boards, including a textbook Some payments were made nications department budget, al from Nevins promised. mon for an individual who might publisher and a for-profit uni- in hopes of improving the results Topousis said. “Online evidence and the be applying for a job or an in- versity that was under scrutiny computer users obtained when The documents outlining venomous rhetoric about UC dividual who has been wrongly by the Federal Trade Commis- searching for information about the expenditures were released Davis and the Chancellor are be- maligned to go to a company like sion. First revealed in the Bee, the university or Katehi, results to The Sacramento Bee this week ing filtered through the 24-hour Reputation.com, but for a public her outside board positions have that one consultant labeled in response to requests filed last news cycle, but it is at a tepid university that is funded through sparked calls for her resignation “venomous rhetoric about UC month under the California Pub- pace,” the proposal said. taxpayer funds, who has repeat- as well as student protests. Davis and the chancellor.” lic Records Act. The objectives Nevins out- edly stepped into a vast hole, it Students have occupied the Others sought to improve The documents reflect an ag- lined for the contract included is surprising that they thought reception oŽce outside Katehi’s the school’s use of social media gressive e—ort to counteract an “eradication of references to the this could be done without the oŽce since March 11 in a sit-in and to devise a new plan for the avalanche of negative publicity pepper-spray incident in search light of day shining on the act,” that they say will last until Kate- UC Davis strategic communica- that arose after the Nov. 18, 2011, results on Google for the univer- said Doug Elmets, a Sacramen- hi resigns. tions oŽce, which has seen its pepper-spraying of student pro- sity and the Chancellor.” to public a—airs consultant. “It The school’s e—ort to manage budget rise substantially since testers by campus police. Fallout That objective was to be is one more example of how out its reputation continues. Topou- Katehi took the chancellor’s post from that incident continued for achieved by advising UC Davis of touch the leadership at UC sis said the university has hired in 2009. Figures released by UC more than a year, as investiga- oŽcials on the use of Google Davis is when it comes to their one outside consultant since Davis show the strategic com- tions and lawsuits played out and platforms as part of “an aggres- public perspective.” seeUC DAVIS on page 12 >> 8 O OPINION Monday, April 18, 2016 Media falls behind, continues on-screen housewife trope

Elissa Wageck in the 1950s/60s previewing a “Snow White” in 1937. Although around them but would also help improvements in society such @elissajane8 wife loyally serving her husband the 1930s was when the stereo- to change the media's view of as promoting one's self as the co ee. He is instantly upset, as type was building up and real- women. As women continue to exact opposite of their current the co ee did not satisfy him. ly going strong, it is no longer build a positive representations stereotype. She asks a man at the market to something young girls should of themselves, their indepen- Social media can be a great The expectation women were help her find out what is wrong aspire to be. Disney princess raised to uphold upon waiting and how to make her man happy movies are a beautiful fantasy on men is unfathomable. Wom- again. This is decent advertise- to dream about but in no way en are not who they used to be in ment but very sexist. A woman realistic. Something shown in the 1950s, yet today’s media has should not be responsible for a majority of the movies (i.e. easily shaped our minds into something he can easily do on “Cinderella” and “Snow White”) thinking just that. Some women his own. If he does not like the show the women cleaning and As women continue stand by this expectation and co ee, sorry you’re SOL. Try all for someone else. Snow White will uphold the standard, but a making your own co ee to your cleans and aids to seven men, al- to build a positive strong majority will disagree. liking because women aren’t most as if she was their slave. Feminism has been an issue mind readers — at least that isn’t Television does not force representations of since day one when addressing in the job description. the housewife image or make it a woman's stereotype, but to- Over time, women have as prominent as some movies, themselves, their day’s society has changed quite gained more respect from men but it still remains. A few ex- a bit and the public has opened and slowly worked their way amples are “Boy Meets World,” their mind to more possibilities out of the kitchen. Some work as “Friends” and “Good Luck independence will shine of a diverse culture. Women are teachers, some as lawyers, and Charlie.” “Boy Meets World” involved with the education sys- some as CEOs of large corpo- presents your “average” mom through on the tem, workforce and partake in rations. There has been a hefty providing anything that her social activities in the same way amount of work that has gone family needs without question. big screen. men do. The media has done a into making this all possible, but She may be a good mother but much better job at dismantling that doesn’t mean it has com- making it is made clear that the housewife stereotype and pletely faded away within the a man cannot follow through allowing them to be much more. media. The housewife image still with the same tasks a woman The 1950s was a time for lingers in commercials, movies can. “Good Luck Charlie” is what was known as a patriarchal and television. Though it is ever fairly similar. The show con- dence will shine through on the place to voice opinions and cre- society where men had all of the so subtle, the intention is still tains a delinquent male figure big screen. They will slowly prove ate awareness on the subject in power. Young boys weren’t even there. For instance, rounding who cannot and will not at- to those that haven't made any hopes of getting noticed. Some- given the right and respect el- back around to cleaning prod- tempt to do what the mother is changes that others are moving thing to remember is that the ders had. Women were shoved ucts, Febreze and Resolve still expected to do. on to improve their advertise- housewife stereotype started aside as if they were a dusty show women advertising the “Young & Hungry,” a fairly ments and screenings. Hopeful- outside of the media but car- old broom — in the workforce product and doing the dirty work. new show on Freeform (former- ly, once they realize that they've ried through because that's that is. The 1950s were times Their husband, if any, is not home ly known as ABC Family) con- fallen behind they will pick up the what was current. Why is it still when women began to work, and it is just them with their sists of a young woman snagging pace and join what is becoming a around? Times have changed. yet didn't gain any respect from children. It seems quite surreal a job as a chef for a rich busi- new era. Now we have women working men — hence the continuation that even though our society has nessman. It is understandable Womens’ products company in a variety of places which one of advertisements promoting made a vast amount of progress, that this show was purely made Always presents a commercial might think the media would women in the kitchen. there is still a sexist stereotype to entertain people through the on how people perceive women/ take from. It is because men were linking women to staying home, aspect of romantic relation- girls. The reaction they received As our world and views on seen as head of the household, cleaning, cooking, and taking ships. However, it is unfair to was poor and unexpected. Ev- women have changed in real life, women were meant to stay at care of their children. Although represent a possible love inter- eryone that was interviewed they should change in the media home to cook, clean and take there are people who prefer to est publicizing the stereotypical (both males and females of all as well. From this point on, we care of the kids while serving be stay-at-home mothers, there image of a woman in the kitch- ages) believed women to be weak should hope to learn to coop- their husband whenever nec- are also those that have escaped en. Luckily, the main character and pitiful. erate as whole, respecting each essary. This image was made that image. stays true to her and her inde- These stereotypes have other as individuals — without more prominent through the Of the countless selections pendence ... most of the time. been carried through society stereotypes. As long as people media and commercials shown of movies that provided us with With the acknowledgement for a very long time and the keep a positive mind set, we can on television. Commercials that sexism upon women, Disney made upon companies that are continuation of it in the media slowly defuse of the housewife truly advertised the housewife happens to be a franchise that making a change in their adver- will not suppress the concept. stereotype. stereotype were shown when makes the stereotype rather ob- tising, it would be beneficial to Women have made a multitude marketing anything food or vious. Disney, as it is beloved by see women begin to make chang- of strides over the years with Elissa Wageck can be cleaning related. For example, a all, has misrepresented women es o screen. Not only would many more to come. There are reached at letters@collegian. Folgers co ee commercial aired since the 1930s—starting with their change influence people many ways to go about making com.

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970.491.1683 WWW.COLLEGIAN.COM 9 O OPINION Monday, April 18, 2016 LTTE: Sydoriak’s response to the Conservative Interest Group of ASCSU senators sky, should pursue it. By then, nization will always hold priority tinue running with Mike as an follow the rules and legislation Jason Sydoriak Mr. Seel had made a concerted over my popularity. oˆcial campaign rather than a created. Now, no one knows ASCSU president e‰ort to reverse his behavior, Regarding my “legacy” I am write in campaign. That was an what the Judicial will decide which is all we wanted from constantly accused preserving unfortunate mistake made by on the appeal. This situation the beginning. some sort of legacy within ASC- several ASCSU oˆcial’s opinion won’t be fixed unless we follow Throughout my time as ASCSU In regards to the impeach- SU. That is false. My legacy is that I tried to highlight before the rules put in place to ensure President, I have embraced the ments, those spearheading them fighting two wars for my country elections were over. It was my it doesn’t remain as dysfunc- criticism without response, but asked for my support. I told for which I almost gave my life mistake that I didn’t press the is- tional as some view it to be. given the amount of misinfor- them they had no grounds to to, and would have gladly done sue then. Regardless there needs ASCSU oˆcials all have a duty to mation it is apparent the writers, impeach nine of them and there- so. Simply because I have a pro- to be some corrective action follow the rules, and when those and most likely readers, of the fore they should stop the e‰ort. found sense of duty to preserve determined by the Judicial. rules become an unjustified recent LTTE are unaware of Thankfully, those impeach- the institutions that form Serving overseas I have seen impairment then they should who I am or the context of my ments were dropped that day. this nation. what separates a stable coun- be changed. But first have the actions. I hope to correct that However, the one impeachment For the past year I have kept try from one like ours. It is the tenacity to change them with this response. In addition, I I supported, was being pursued both the CSU and Fort Collins arbitrary application of some before breaking them for believe there is some confusion by Mike Lensky, which failed Police Departments account- laws and exceptions for others. arbitrary reasons. over my intentions to appeal the to materialize. This individual able, did my best to hold the City Eventually people begin to fight Lastly, please leave the rest recent ASCSU election. had committed actions which of Fort Collins accountable on for what institutions should look of Executive Branch out of this. First, I don’t mean to direct led to some individuals feeling student issues as well as CSU like and how strictly they should My actions have always been this towards all of the “signato- so uncomfortable that they left administration accountable. be enforced. ASCSU is not some my own and lead by my own ries.” It has to come to light that ASCSU. If the individual was in My integrity as the President instable government overseas, conscious. They are some of some signatories did not provide the Executive Branch, I would of ASCSU would not be sound but as citizens we need to appre- the most hard working people consent for their names to be have fired them, but they were in if I did not try to keep ASCSU ciate what is worth defending. in ASCSU and don’t deserve used in this letter. Besides some Senate and no leadership there accountable as well. If people ASCSU has an issue with the petty drama that has been of the baseless name-calling, I has taken actions to looked at my record as presi- writing legislation that a‰ects created. Hopefully this response would like to set some records reprimand them. dent and as a citizen, the appeal solely ASCSU rather than the brings some light to some of my straight. I did write a bill to re- The LTTE by a few Senators should be no surprise. students they serve. Without our actions and my character. As move Peter James Seel from his talks about honor. As a U.S. Ma- Some might see ASCSU institutions we are lost, without always, my door is always open duties as Speaker Pro Tempore. I rine I know a few things about as unproductive or something our institution’s integrity intact so please feel free to contact me still have that bill, which displays honor and what it means to be taken lightly and it will contin- we are nothing but children regarding any lingering ques- a warranted list of his failures devoted to your duty and those ue to be viewed this way if its playing government providing tions or concerns. in that role and anyone can ask you serve. I knew before submit- own oˆcials do not take the exceptions when things don’t go for a copy to read. I decided not ting the appeal of the election rules it has established serious our way or when we make mis- Feedback and letters to the to pursue it because I felt that that it would damage my repu- themselves. Daniela was given takes. This is why it is important editor can be sent to letters@ leaders in Senate, such as Vice tation given the circumstances. incorrect information to con- to hold people accountable and collegian.com. President Phoenix Dugger or However, the preservation of the Membership Oˆcer Mike Len- rules and guidelines of our orga-

The weather this weekend … Like, seriously, what the f*ck was that? #Sleat? #Snow? #Rain? #WeDon’tKnow

There’s only 19 more days until I’m in the real world … Sh*t… #TheFrighteningWalkToTheRealWorld

When all of your friends wanna go to the bars, but your pockets are empty. #BrokeForLife #AlwaysTheMooch

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Engineering Days. A day when you can really see the f*cking amazing things CSU students are capable of. #LikeARam

Only 14 days of class and 19 days total until the last day of classes. #YouCanDoItRams #SoCloseICanTasteIt

Father Gary Thomas’s “The Ministry of Exorcisms” presentation is hopefully going to be better than William Peter Blatty’s 1973 film, “The Exorcist.” 10 S SPORTS Monday, April 18, 2016 CSU drops doubleheader against New Mexico, third game cut

By Colin Barnard

It just was not the Rams’ weekend. The Colorado State softball team dropped both games of a home doubleheader Friday against New Mexico, and the third game of the series was called due to snow. Game one of the double- header saw the Rams get o to a hot start in the bottom of the first inning thanks to RBI sin- gles from Taryn Arcarese and Kristina Akiona. After allow- ing two runs in the second, the Rams came back strong in the bottom half of the inning, re- gaining the lead 3-2. A three-run third inning for UNM pushed the momentum back in the Lobos favor, giving them a 5-3 advantage. In the sixth inning, they re- ally opened up the lead, bringing home eight runs. Catcher Chel- sea Johnson hit a grand slam, her second homer of the game, to extend the lead to 10 runs before Infielder Jade Gray hit a Haley Hutton slides into home plate against the New Mexico Lobos. PHOTO BY ABBIE PARR/CSU ATHLETICS solo home run and UNM took the game 14-3. er, saw the Rams fall victim to the Lobos scored one in the top anticipation of snow and freez- conference play. The second game of the day the same old story as the Lobos of the seventh, CSU Catcher ing temperatures before being They begin the first of two was all about CSU freshman strung together another mon- Jaelyn Manzanares added two cancelled early Sunday morning consecutive road series April 22 Amber Nelson, who finished ster inning, this time scoring more in the bottom of the sev- with no intent of a make-up. at Fresno State before traveling with two home runs and three five runs. The Lobos added a run enth with a two-run blast. The pair of losses dropped to take on Utah State. RBIs. Nelson and Akiona start- in the fifth inning, extending the The e ort fell just short as the Rams below .500 to 18-19 Colin Barnard can be reached ed the scoring in the bottom of lead to 6-2. the Lobos were able to hang on overall, including a 4-7 record in at [email protected]. the second inning with back-to- In the bottom of the sixth for the 7-6 victory. back solo shots, giving the Rams inning, the Rams began their Game three of the series, a 2-0 advantage. comeback e ort with a two- originally scheduled for Satur- The next inning, howev- run homer from Nelson. After day at 1 p.m. was postponed with Rockyard Box O’ Rocks Variety Pack

$14.49 O ense shows up in second 12pk bottles Aggie Discount Liquor scrimmage of spring 429 Canyon Ave. 482-1968 By Eric Wolf @Eric_wolf5 scoring drives on the afternoon. “The guys o ensively who As a whole, the team gained probably showed up the most The o ense bounced back 203 yards on the ground (were) Marcus Wilson, he really in a big way during Colorado and 347 through the air for had good a day catching the ball State’s scrimmage Saturday at the scrimmage. and blocking,” Bobo said. “Fa- the teams’ indoor practice facil- Bobo singled out the play at ton had a really good day play- ity, just a week after the defense the quarterback position and on ing quarterback.” controlled the first scrimmage the o ensive line, two positions Though the team was some- of the spring. where the coach believes his what limited operating on the “There were some good spring emphasis of competition 45-yard field in the indoor things, it was a better day for the is showing. facility, it did not slow down o ense,” Bobo said. “We were Senior quarterback Faton an explosive passing day for able to make some big plays. I Bauta had a noticeably better the o ense. thought we were more consis- performance according to Bobo, Bauta led the quarterbacks, tent in the passing game.” and he noted that Saturday was completing 80 percent of his Though the team played a stronger day for the quarter- passes for 166 yards and three plenty of situational football back position across the board, touchdowns with one intercep- indoors Saturday, the o ense thanks largely to solid pass pro- tion. Bauta tossed all of the ended up with nine di erent tection from the o ensive line. see OFFENSE on page 11 >> 11 S SPORTS Monday, April 18, 2016

Faton Bauta during 2016 spring practice PHOTO BY LUKE WALKER COLLEGIAN

>> OFFENSE from page 10 touchdowns on the day, as Nick Stevens threw for 130 yards on 8-of-16 passing, and Collin Hill “Defense has got to play threw for 42 yards on five com- o energy and run to pletions with one interception. the ball. I didn’t think Bryce Peters, who is mak- ing the most out of his spring the overall energy and opportunity, was another play- aggressiveness er who impressed o€ensively, was there.” leading the team with 96 yards on 12 carries with three touch- MIKE BOBO downs, including a length of the CSU FOOTBALL COACH field 45-yard score. Dalyn Dawkins carried the ball 15 times for 65 yards and one touchdown, while Johna- ed the day.” than Lewis scored two touch- Bobo singled out Josh Wat- downs to go along with 57 yards son and Tyree Simmons as de- on 10 carries. fensive leaders on a day where Xavier Williams, who stood the defense was not as mentally out last week in the scrimmage, ready as the week before. Wat- did not have the same oppor- son continued his strong spring, tunities Saturday according to leading the defense with ten to- Bobo, as he finished the day with tal tackles, including two tackles zero receptions. Marcus Wilson for losses. led the receiving group with Jake Schlager, who had an 78 yards on three catches with interception called back on a one touchdown. Trey Smith penalty last week, picked o€ and Olabisi Johnson caught the another pass, as did convert- other two touchdowns thrown ed cornerback Jordon Vaden, by Bauta. who looks to be continuing his During last week’s scrim- strong play at his new position. mage the defense set the tone Bobo said that depth was an and brought energy and ag- issue for the defense Saturday, gressiveness, something that just as it has been all spring. He was missing from Saturday’s said it was especially on the de- performance. fensive line, where the team is “I just didn’t feel the energy noticeably thin. from the defense,” Bobo said. With one week to go be- “Defense has got to play o€ en- fore Saturday’s Green and Gold ergy and run to the ball. I didn’t Game, there is still room for think the overall energy and improvement on both sides of aggressiveness was there. I just the ball. didn’t think we had the same Eric Wolf can be reached by edge defensively when we start- email at [email protected]. 12 AC& ARTS & CULTURE Monday, April 18, 2016 Sta picks: Our favorite classes at CSU By Collegian A&C Sta You get to look through tele- Multiculturalism and the media ation of equipment and spending course, because you are being in- @Collegian_C scopes and learn about diŠerent with Catherine Steele time on air. Even if you’re not troduced to a lot of the injustices constellations and the moon. I have learned so much in sure about being on the radio, that happen in our world daily. With registration in full I have never been more excit- this class that anyone can ben- this class is an opportunity to Dr. Connell always finds a way to swing, it is di cult to decide ed for a Monday night. Though efit from, not just those major- branch out of your comfort zone make you aware of how import- what classes to take. We made only downside to the lab is that ing in journalism. Dr. Steele is and learn something new while ant the problems are, while also the search easier by a compiling you are also required to take the very knowledgeable in the field, having fun. - Dan DeHerrera maintaining a lighthearted and a list of our favorite classes. astronomy lecture, which was and she makes the class fun and Social problems with Eileen fun environment in the class- Any history course with Robert dry at times but totally worth it. interesting every day. She uses Connell room that is open for debate and Jordan - Hannah Ditzenberger fun examples, and knows how In addition to being an amaz- discussion. - Randi Mattox Dr. Jordan is one of the best Insects, science and society to communicate ideas very ef- ing professor, Dr. Connell is one The Collegian A&C sta can professors I have had at CSU with Matt Camper fectively. This class taught me of the most caring and funny be reached at entertainment@ (and there have been quite a few Professor Camper is com- how to examine and evaluate people you will ever meet. Social collegian.com good ones). He is fun, honest and pletely obsessed with bugs and media that I see every day. The problems is a very eye-opening turns his lectures into stories. is extremely passionate about best thing this class taught me is He also assigns creative projects what he teaches, which makes how I can become more cultural- that incorporate technology, the class really fun. He also ran- ly competent with multicultural such as Twitter and Minecraft, domly gets upset about bugs be- groups, and how I can apply that in an engaging way. Plus, if you ing depicted incorrectly in pop- to my career. - Megan Hanner show up to class (and you’re go- ular culture, and it is hilarious. Plants and civilization with ing to want to), you’re bound to The class will also make you less Andrew Norton get a good grade. His courses are afraid of bugs, because you will This class was all about how awesome for both history majors learn how to identify which ones humans have interacted with and those who just want a fun are poisonous. - Randi Mattox plants over time. The material elective. - Hannah Ditzenberger Literary criticism and theory was always interesting and the Any history course with Tracy with Paul Trembath instructors were enthusiastic Brady While it’s required for En- and knowledgeable about the (Clearly we love history.) glish majors, it’s a class that will material. I came away from the As a history minor, I have blow your mind. Dr. Trembath is class knowing a bunch of inter- adored history classes taught by an incredibly intelligent profes- esting facts about plants. - Zoe Tracy Brady, as she’s very kind, sor who always came to class with Jennings funny and teaches interesting interesting material — stuŠ that Radio workshop with Mario classes that leave you feeling im- makes you really think about the Caballero mersed in the content. Highly world. He’s a funny guy, but you If you have a chance to recommended! - Clarissa Davies could tell he was truly invested squeeze this workshop into your Astronomy lab in making sure students under- schedule I’d highly recommend The instructors are very stood the di cult concepts of the it. You get to learn the ins and knowledgeable, kind and fun. class. - Dan DeHerrera outs of radio, including the oper-

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Near ings just raise more questions In the aftermath of the pep- able balance of positive natural year lease, pets okay, 2 levels, campus. W/D. Cats ok. about university priorities.” per-spray incident, which oc- search results on common terms fenced backyard, cool landlord. Call Text 970-599-4935 The Nevins proposal for UC curred as police were attempting concerning UC Davis and Chan- 970-407-1700CLASSIFIEDS Davis stated that it would em- to break up a protest and sit-in cellor Katehi.” www.collegian.comWhitewater Guides ploy the expertise of founder Da- on the campus quad where tents A second contract was Summer/Fall Positions available for experienced vid Nevins, a former chairman of had been set up, UC Davis o - awarded to IDMLOCO in Feb- 2 bedroom/2 bath , W/D, AC, cats and unexperienced guides. Training ruary 2015 for a fee of $8,000 a 970-491-1683 the Maryland Board of Regents, cials scrambled to contain the ok. $1040-1200/month. available. 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After the first two weeks of With the high cost of ed- If you feel the need to do these school, people have established ucation, every minute in the things on your computer, just sit to- their permanent seat for that se- classroom counts. Assuming ward the back. mester. We are creatures of hab- you attend class, these are some This also may be good for it, and it can ruin an entire class guidelines to help you optimize you too, so people can’t spy on for someone if they are forced to your college education and the your social media accounts. experience the class from a dif- education of others around you. ferent seat. Choose your class-time snacks Don’t pack up early. If you have to leave early or wisely. As teachers are finishing if you are late to class, sit toward The busy college lifestyle their lecture, they are often the back. might leave you skipping meals. forced to awkwardly try to teach The space between rows in If you are forced to grab a bite through the sounds of rustling most classrooms is tight, so it to eat during class, choose your papers and unzipping back- is a huge distraction for others snacks with consideration packs. Sitting through a full if you are squeezing through for the other students in the 50-minute lecture is not the the rows looking for a seat after classroom. worst thing you will have to do class has begun. To avoid this Try to avoid pungent or ex- in your life. Most places around distraction you can sit towards tremely crunchy foods. Hearing campus are less than ten min- the back of the classroom. someone crunching their food utes away. What will those three isn’t the most pleasant sound minutes really gain you? If you plan to do something oth- and smelling food could either Remember, you’re not the er than notes on your computer, sit peak or kill their appetite. only one in the classroom pay- toward the back. ing ridiculous amounts of mon- We don’t need to watch the Don’t have loud side conversa- ey for an education, so have latest "Grey’s Anatomy" episode tions during class. some respect and follows these with you. Netflix, online games, This is self-explanatory. etiquette suggestions. Pinterest and Facebook can all Talking to your friends loudly Zoe Jennings can be reached be fun — but not for everyone. during class is distracting and at entertainment@collegian. It is extremely distracting to see disrespectful for all involved. com. flashing images on computer 14 Monday, April 18, 2016 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com

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