j&^**&efo*~ *•-.-». «••*. BMPUSJ.. Volume XIX. Storrs, Connecticut, Friday, December 9, 1932 Number 11 Edward Coss Unanimously Colorful Football Dance Chosen To Lead Football Tonight At Armory Opens Team During 1933 Season College Social Season

Nineteen Regulars Reward Stellar HOP CHAIRMAN John Eddy To Lead Promenade; Playing of Coss Over 200 To Attend

Edward W. Coss, of Derby, presi- <$ttttin$B More than one hundred couples are dent of the junior class, was unani- expected to attend the annual Foot- mously elec:ed captain of the 1933 an |}ou. mhiuic buBineaa ball Hop at the Connecticut Agricul- football eleven of the Connecticut tural College, which will be held in Agricultural College by the nineteen brlnr. make (Sate success- Hawley Armory tonight from 9 p. m. until 2 a. m. in honor of the senior lettermen of the squad. With the ful, uie extend most cord- termination of the 1932 season, Coss lettermen of the 1932 football team. completed two years of active varsity ial dlbristmas ($rcettttQB. The Hop is a formal dance given service, during which time he alter- each year by the members of the nated between the positions of quar- Mau Sjappittess and senior class and is one of the three terback and halfback. The newly major social events of college year. elected captain is best known for his Jrospcrilu he yaur por- John Calamari, '33 of Centerbrook. stellar defensive playing, especially tion through the coming heads the committee in charge of in backing up the line. He was a the dance, which consists of Louis constant thorn in the side of the op- year. Sigal, Doris VanDerBrouk, and Le- ponents' running plays and particu- Roy Anderson. lary effective in breaking up aerial Editorial Board John J. McGrath of Hartford is in attacks. Business Board charge of the decoration of the Ar- JOHN CALAMARI mory. Although the plan of decora- CAPTAIN ELECT tion has not been revealed as yet, the chairman confidently promises a CO-EDS FACE COCKY COMMITTEE HASTENS novel color combination that will be in keeping with the occasion. MEN'S TEAM SOON NAME CHANGE DRIVE Merry Madcaps Orchestra Music for the affair will be furn- To Debate Merits of Respective State Assembly Urged For Immedi- ished by the Merry Madcaps Orches- Sexes: Wells and Rossberg Co-eds ate Action by Student Group tra of Hartford under the direction of Norman L. Cloutier. The Merry Next Wednesday evening is due to In the hope of getting the support (Continued On Page Six) be marked by a feature which is ab- of the newly elected members to the solutely unique on this campus. For State Assembly for changing the the first time in the history of the name of the college to The Univer- SECKERSON REVIEWS college the coeds will attempt to put I sity of Connecticut, the student com- the men in their proper place (from j mittee, recently appointed by Jack GALSWORTHY'S "ESCAPE" the coed point of view) in open argu- Robinson, is placing in the hands of GIVEN BY C. A. C. CAST mentation. The topic for debate is every member of the Assembly, a Resolved: "That woman suffrage has brief in which the reasons for the Intense Criminal Drama To Be Pre- done nothing to improve the politics change are set. sented Tomorrow as Hop Play of this nation." The coeds, as is to The committee is also ready at be expected, will uphold the nega- any time to answer any further To lovers of good fiction or of tive. questions submitted by any legisla- good drama John Galsworthy re- The coed team will consist of Miss ture concerning the change. quires no in:roduction. His success Barbara Wells, '33, of Hartford, and Reasons For Change Miss Eleanor Rossberg, '35, of New- The reasons prepared by the com- LEADING MAN- Britain. The men who will speak mittee are summarized as follows: EDWARD W. COSS (Continued On Page Eight) (Continued On Page Four) Past Record Captain-elect Coss has been prom- The next issue of the "Campus" will inent in the athletic and social life appear on Friday, January 13, 1933. of the college since his entrance. He captained the yearling football team two years ago and was a regu- lar catcher on the frosh nine of that year. In his sophomore year, his DOLE'S ALL-CONNECTICUT first in varsity football, he was the Position Player Class Home only second year man to be awarded End Howard "Hobe' Kennedy- 1928 Mount Carmel a varsity letter. He was also a sub- Tackle Maxon "Little Cheese" Eddy 1925 Simsbury stitute catcher on the varsity base- Guard Martin "Marty" Gilman 1929 Bozrahville ball team and is expected to see Center John "Da-Da" Daly 1927 Hartford plenty of action during the coming Guard Paul "Bit" Bitgood 1926 Danielson Tackle Oscar Nanfeldt 1926 New Haven season. End Seraphino "Pheno" Tombari 1930 Norwich Collegiate Prep Product Q. Back Wallace "Wally" Moreland 1926 Salem. Mass. Coss graduated from the Derby Q. Back William "Billy" Schofield 1925 Waterbury High School as captain of the grid Left Half Arthur "Pop" Williams 1928 Danielson JAY AUSTIN team and spent a year at Collegiate 1934 Bridgeport Right Half Leo Fisher both as novelist and as dramatist ex- Prep where he made an enviable Fullback Martin "Red" O'Neill 1925 New Britain tends over a quarter of a century. record against some of the country's (Read Story on Page Two) (Continued On Page Nine) (Continued On Page Eight)

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It was this 1926 eleven that estab- was unwilling to select one over the "Red" O'Neill, "Pop" Williams lished itself as the highest scoring other and called it a tossup. 1 team Storrs ever produced, amass- "Wally" Moreland is now College Awarded Top] Rank By Coach ing a total of 190 points to the op- Editor at Rutgers while "Billy" ponents 33. They took over Wesely- going through an undefeated season, Schofield is the Head Coach of Cros- an 13-0, defeated Mass. Aggies 13-6, by High in Waterbury. Schofield is it was "Red" O'Neill who proved the fell victim to Maine 0-21, overwhelm- LEO FISHER LONE STUDENT big gun in the attack, the bulwark another who is likely to be back ed Trinity 34-0, edged out New- here for the Alumni game next Fri- on the defense. The Dole-coached Hampshire on "Little Cheese" Ed- day. He holds the distinction of be- HERE NOW TO PLACE ON TEAM eleven gained mention that year as dy's field goal, 3-0, swamped Cooper ing one of the few Aggies three let- one of the outstanding defensive Union 68-0, laced their arch rivals ter men. By Charles Sherman teams of the country. The Mass. Rhode Island State 33-0 and conclu- "Leo" Fisher at Right Half Aggies alone were able to penetrate In response to a request of the ded a successful season by beating Our own "Leo Fisher, now back "Campus" for an All-Connecticut the Aggie's defense for a score, not Rensselear 26-6. withstanding which, they were turn- in school as a student, and in charge eleven during his tenure as coach ed back 12-10. O'Neill was given of the athletic stock-room, was nam- here. Head Coach Sumner A. Dole, "Wally" Moreland and "Billy" wide acclaim that year as an Ail- ed by Dole as the shiftiest back ev- who has just rounded out his tenth Schofield American. He now resides in Jew- er to represent the Aggies. "Leo" year as football mentor at Storrs, The quarterback position present- who played his one and only year of announced here on the eve of the ett City, where he is practicing ed a problem. On the one hand medicine. varsity ball here in '28, forsook col- annual Football Hop, his selection Coach Dole had the conservative, legiate ball the following year to of the outstanding gridders at C. A. "Pop" Williams Offensive Wonder steady "Wally" Moreland, '25, al- join the strong professional Hart- C. for the past decade. Where it would be treading on ways to be relied on in a pinch, sel- ford "Blues", Insurance City repre- Unlike the popular past-time of so- sacred ground to attempt to put any dom calling 'em wrong, and one of sentatives of the National League. called recognized "experts" in mak- one in "Red" O'Neill's class as a de- the best orange-clad defensive men Fisher was to the Aggies that year f e ns i v e man ever to play for ing Ail-American selections at the COACH what Booth was to Yale in '30 and fag-end of every season, there is Coach Dole feels the Aggies. In all '31—there was no stopping him. nothing mythical about this choice that he had his his three years of There wasn't a game that Fisher of Coach Dole. There is no one equal in Arthur signal - bark i n g didn't break loose for some of those more qualified to name this All-Con- "Pop" Williams, "Wally" gained dazzling broken field runs of his. He necticut team then this same man '27, as an offen- the reputation of had the good fortune to have before who patiently and diligently worked sive threat, and missing but one him one of the strongest forward with these men, knew their faults unhesi tatingly tackle. walls in Aggie history. and merits, and so is in a position nominated him as To rival him for That 1928 team ran through an un- to make an authoritive selection. the best scoring All - Connecticut defeated, unscored upon season until man he had un- honors, there is "Red" O'Neill The Standout the final game, when they bumped der his wing as "Billy" Schofield, into Boston College and was smoth- Coach Dole gave unstinted praise coach here. Play- '26, who succeed- ered 13-51. The outstanding feature to Martin "Red" O'Neill, '24, a rip- ing his first year ed Moreland as of that game, however, was the re- roaring plunging full-back, two-time of varsity football field general in covery of a B. C. fumble and a 70 Aggies Captain, and who in his in '26, big, bruis- 1925, a scintillat- yard run for a touchdown by Fisher. three years of varsity play, made a ing "Pop" smash- ing, flashy per- It was the first game in which Bos- remarkable record here, a man who ed and steamroll- former if there ton College was scored upon. will undoubtedly go down in the an- ed his way thru ever were one. nals of Aggie sport as the best pig- opposition for He gambled on skin toter ever to grace a Connecti- ninety points and everything out END POSITIONS cut gridiron. Compactly built, he firmly entrenched there on the field was a rough, tough little warrior, himself as third and had an un- For his two wingmen, there was saw service with the Marines in the highest scorer in SUMNER A. DOLE canny knack of little doubt in Dole's mind as to World War, and proved a terror to the United States. Aside from foot- outfoxing the opposition. It was he whom to select. Howard "Hobe" his opponents on the gridiron. ball, Williams excelled in baseball who called the signals for that high Kennedy '28, and Serphino "Phlno" In 1924, the year that the Aggies and basketball (Capt. 27) and will be scoring '26 aggregation, Moreland Tombari, '30, stand alone when It ran roughshod over a strong list of seen in action on the local court Dec- who led the undefeated '24 eleven. comes to outstanding ends. Both opponents to make Storrs history by ember 16 in the Alumni game. With two such standouts. Coach Dole (Continued On Page Five) Friday, December 9, 1932. THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Page Three

Varsity Cagers Ready FRATERNITY LEAGUE For Alumni Contest SPORTORIALS STANDING Team Won Lost % Many Ex-stars Expected To Play SUMNER A. DOLE Pi Alpha Pi 2 0 .100 Tau Epsilon Phi 2 0 .100 Rumors have been flying thick and fast concerning a new football The varsity basketball team under coach here next year. According to the Hartford Courant, Coach Dole is Phi Epsilon Pi - 1 0 .100 the careful tutelage of Coach John "on the fence" as far as his returning next season as head football coach. Non-Fraternity 1 0 .100 Heldman is rapidly rounding into Numerous so-called authentic sources of information on the campus have Alpha Gamma Rho 1 1 .500 shape for the opening game of the named as many successors for the post. Accordingly, your correspondent Faculty _..„ 0 1 .000 season just one week from tonight has done his utmost to ascertain the true facts of the situation and the Sigma Phi Gamma 0 1 .000 against a strong Alumni five. following is the result of our investigations: No definite statements have as yet been released from the office of the Dean of Men and as far as Alpha Phi ..._ 0 2 .000 The practices for the past week coach Dole is concerned he is still in a state of indecision. Any state- Phi Mu Delta 0 2 .000 have been confined for the most part, ments to the contrary can be discredited. Eta Lamba Sigma 0 0 .000 to offensive and defensive tactics. * * « * * Theta Sigma Chi 0 0 .000 Coach Heldman has had the pairing It probably is not a well known fact but from statistics compiled by up and also working in trios in bring- this department, this year will round out. a decade of service to Connecti- I cut by Sumner A. Dole. Since his regime here, and in his capacity as INTERFRATERNITY LEAGUE ing the ball into the basket, cutting i Head football Coach, Connecticut teams have won a total of 35 games; Tau Epsilon Phi defeated Alpha in and breaking. He has also emphasized I lost 33; and tied 11. However the significant fact remains that 14 of the the most thrilling game of the season a new phase of basketball offense I losses have occurred within the last three years. This may be interpret- Monday night. "Stretch" Grimala's ed as you wish. Another fact that the majority of the undergraduates which has been brought into promin- coaching of the "Top" boys proved ence by the yearly increasing excel- on the hill are no doubt unfamiliar with is that in the second year of coach Dole's reign here, the Blue and White football team went through the sea- quite profitable when they held their lence of the guarding exhibited by son undefeated and thus found themselves in possession of the New Eng- opponents down to ten points and the various exponents of the chalked land Conference Championship. In 1926, the football team won seven out scored sixteen for themselves. The court game. This is known as "screen- of eight games on a difficult schedule and carried on its roll the third victors surprised us with their scin- ing". One player blocks his mate's highest scorer in the United States in the person of the famous "Pop'' tilating pass w-ork and conservative guard while the other takes the ball Williams. T(he 1928 record is undoubtedly fresher in the minds of many than the two previously quoted. In this year, the team went unbeaten and shooting. The Alpha Phi men could in to the basket. This is a modifica- unscored upon until the last game of the season, that against Boston Col- not get near enough to the basket to tion of the old "bump-off" play which lege. However in this contest the Blue and White tallied 13 points against shoot because of the fine defense put was used here last year as a part the Eagles thus enjoying the distinction of being the only team in the up by "Tep". Magun and Newberg of the Western offense. I country to score more than twice on Boston. starred for the winners while Kon- No definite cut has been made in apatse's long shots put him further up. the squad as yet and none is expect- Nineteen Men Awarded Frosh Hoopsters Show Pi Alpha Pi took Sigma Phi Gamma ed. Although no first team has been into camp with a score of 24-13 with- officially announced, a division of the Varsity Insignia Steady Improvement out any trouble. Both teams played men into "A" and "B" teams is dis- a rough interpretation of basketball Fifteen Seniors Receive "C" Cub's Caliber Seen In Scrimmage cernible. At the present time, the and gave Referee Allard plenty of men who seem to compose the "A" work, which he handled with the air Nineteen men on the Connecticut The Frosh candidates this year will team and who are most likely to of an old timer. Wood, the left for- Aggies football team will receive the no doubt make up one of the most start next Friday evening against the ward of Pi Alpha Pi. starred for his major "C" as a reward for their acti- promising teams this school has ever Alumni are: Levitow and Donahue, club. He got away for four easy shots vities on the gridiron this fall Coach seen. It has a combination of scrappy guards; Standish center; Skubliskas under the basket and two free throws. Dole announced last week. Of the players who show some nice form in and Calamari, forwards; Newcomers Kunze of the same team and high total number winning their letters fif- practice. to the varsity squad who are press- scorer of the league also came thru teen are seniors whose collegiate Foot- After running the boys through the ing the veterans hard for places, are, with nine points. The floor work of ball career ended with the close of essentials of the game and getting (Continued On Page Eight) the two teams was ragged and travel- the past season. Two juniors and two them in shape for the wear and tear ing was the vogue. sophomores will receive their letters of the season, Coach Heldman gave Tank Men Open Season along with these seniors. them a few jabs at the Varsity. Both Phi Mu Delta received their second the "A" squad and the "B" squad drubbing of the season when Alpha Against Worcester Those seniors winning letters are scrimmaged several times, with both Gamma Rho beat them to the tune of 25-5. Phi Mu found difficulty in hold- Five Veterans Form Nucleus as follows: Captain Franklin Pierce teams working very nicely and with a of West Hartford, fullback and right smooth display of teamwork that ing on to the ball long enough to shoot, the Alpha Gamma made every The swimming team, under the di tackle; "Herb" French of Devon, should carry them through to victory shot count. Larson's floor work was rection of Carl Wisslnger is training quarterback; "Red" Warren of Mans- against their opponents. The Varsity in preparation for a hard season. field, quarterback and halfback; had to keep up on its toes to crash the outstanding spectacle exhibited Only five of last years varsity are re- "Zav" Zaverella of East Hartford, (Continued On Page Eight) by the Alpha Gamma's. Abbott and turning to the team; which will be halfback; "Les" Stevens of Meriden, Carrol played well for the losers. built around these men: Harry Wash- end; "Howie" Merrill of Storrs, end; Tau Epsilon Phi Booters Tie Stafford Fls Fids Tot burn, Scotty Little, George Weigold, John Eddy of Simsbury, end; "Art" Ed. Smith and Bill Konopatzke, DuBrow of Hartford, tackle; "Joe" In Additional Game Rifkin. rf 0 0 0 Coach Wissinger has found some good Wandy of Hartford, guard; "Stan" Jaffe, rf ..._ 10 1 Glassman, If 113 prospects in the newcomers ranks; Yesukiewicz of Enfield, guard; "Fat- New Men Play Well On Varsity among these are: Gilman, Tolles, so" Allard of Moosup, tackle; "Hugh" Sicklick. c ..- 0 12 Longley, Meuller, Riley, Budzilek and McMann of Somers, center; "Dick" The Connecticut Aggie soccer team Magan, rg — 12 5 Piper. The varsity has scheduled Wilkinson of Storrs, center; George let victory slip through their fingers Newberg, lg 12 5 some of the best teams In New Eng- St. Marie of Putnam, utility backfleld at the last moment when they per- land this year. man; and "Tubby" Levitow of Hart mitted Defosse of Stafford to sink a 4 6 16 Schedule ford, tackle. "sucker" shot to tie them 3 to 3. Alpha Phi Fls Fids To* Dec. 16 W. P. I. Storrs The Aggies had the situation well Coss, rg ..._ ~ 10 1 "Ed" Coss of Derby, regular left Jan. 7 Rider Trenton in hand thruout the game and it was Carrow. rg 2 0 2 halfback, and "Nat" Alterman of New Hickey, lg _ 0 0 0 Jan. 13 Springfield ..._ Storrs only thru carelessness that they per- Haven, halfback, are the two juniors Jan. 20 Hartford ..._ - Storrs mitted their opponents to score at all. Vendt, (c) ..._ _... 0 0 0 winning letters, while the sophomores Feb. 11 Union Storrs Captain Herb Clark played an ex- Konapatsky, c _ 113 Feb. 18 Coast Guard New London are "Mike" Cronin of Westerly, R. I. tremely fine game on the forward Pickett, rf ..._ _ - 0 0 0 Feb. 21 Trinity Hartford fullback; and "Jack" Kelley of Shel- line, while Ray Field turned in a Bondi. rf - 0 0 0 Feb. 24 Boston U —. Boston ton, halfback. The graduation of these great exhibition of goal play in mak- Viti. If ..._ 0 12 The Jay Vee schedule is equally fifteen seniors, nine of whom are regu- ing some spectacular saves. The en- Draus. If _ _..- 0 12 as hard as that of the varsity, listing lars, means that Coach Dole will have tire team played well and fought 4 3 10 such formidable teams as Manchester a hard job to fill the gap that they hard. and Collegiate Prep. leave in the lineup, v (Continued On Page Eight) (Continued On Page 7) Page Four THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Friday, December 9. 1932.

anyone else searching for such lines of perverted pleasure will at least consider the possible results; and should he consider these results insufficient to stem his action, be prepared to take the MECTi consequences with a smile. PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY THE STUDENTS OF Yearlings Outwit Sophs To The Connecticut Agricultural College, Storrs, Conn. STUDENTS OFFERING Capture Poker Struggle STORRS, CONNECTICUT, FRIIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1932 The Chimes EDITOR-IN-CHIEF One often, wonders when he hears Sayers Revealed As President; WILLIAM E. HICKEY, '33 The C. A. C. clock chimes ring out Sophs Bewildered by Strategy. clear. ASSOCIATE EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR How many different sounds this While the Sophomores were franti- JOSEPHINE M. TERRACE, '34 FRANCIS M. SULLIVAN, '33 seems cally but futilely following the mis- MANAGING EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR To students on the campus here. lead, ng fires set by the Freshman de- CHARLES SHERMAN, '35 ARTHUR DuBROW, '33 coy squad, the Frosh were serenely EXCHANGE EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR For some poor homesick student, it roasting a 100 lb. pig half a mile in AARON R. HERTZ, '33 LOUIS SIGAL, '33 May ring with tones merry and gay back of the S.orrs Grammar School, When stricking that its time to leave last Thursday night, easily carried olf CO-ED EDITOR For some dear home town far away. the Annual Pig Roast and evened the BARBARA A. WELLS, 'S3 score with the Sophomores for their NEWS STAFF To some who've studied late and long victory in the Rope Pull last October. John J. McGrath "I!:; J. Richard Pickett, *34 Sidney A. Misehel '35 The chiming of the C. A. C. bell. The Freshman, under the leader- Richard Bums '34 Xarhan I.ipman '35 Charlotte Weaver '35 When summoning to a dread exam, ship of Captain Cowles. class advisor, Charles Zartarian '34 Raymond Field '35 Robert Moore '36 May seem more like a funeral knell. and Joe Sayers. class president, Leo J. Michaloski. '34 Jules Pinsky '35 James Cretan '30 whose election had been kept a secret, To some who always come to classes BUSINESS STAFF made their plans very carefully. The late, Sophomores, who had spent the en- FRANCIS E. WHITE, '33 Business Manager The tolling of those steeple chimes JOHN C. KENNEDY, '34 ...- Assistant Business Manager tire day vainly searching for the pig. Will give to them an envious hate were easily misled by the Frosh decoy NATHAN ALTERMAN, '34 _ Advertising Manager As they announce the correct time. EDWARD IHL. '33 Circulation Manager fires. About 8:30 P. M. they were so FRANCIS T. MURPHY. '35 Subscription Manager sure that they had spotted the roast And in the evening when chimes PHILIP II. MARVIN. 35 Business Board Strike out the old familiar lay— Entered as second class mail matter at the Post Office, Eatfeville, Conn. Who has not thrilled to hear the tone? SUBSCRIPTION PRICE $2.00 PER YEAR Who has not hummed it as they play? ADVERTISING RATES ON APPLICATION

All business communications should be addressed to FRANCIS E. WHITE, '33, Classes may come and classes go. Box 295, Storrs. Connecticut. All other communications should be addressed to But the clock chimes out up there: WILLIAM E. HICKEY '33, Box 191, Storrs, Connecticut. The same old tune, the same old time, The same in weather, foul or fair. Anonymous' 36

COMMITTEE HASTENS NAME CHANGE DRIVE (Continued From Page One) LEST WE FORGET 1. The proposed name is a more When the .Mediator ruled that fraternity pledging be deterred accurate designation of the college to the second semester, it was clearly understood that any rushing than the present name. Of the total before the specified time would be considered unfair and highly enrollment of 701, 411 are in the unethical. As the present semester draws to a close and the pledg- division of arts and science while only 123 study agriculture. There ing period looms on the horizon, the fraternal groups begin to are 85 students in the division of weigh their prospects. Perhaps some have gone beyond this in Engineering and 82 students in the an effort to insure safety. Let us not forget the concepts of the division of home economics. JOSEPH SAYERS Golden Rule in the struggle for existence. Unfair methods of 2. The growth of the college has near the cemetery, that they divided rushing are the roots of the excess fraternal friction that exists been away from agriculture and in into two groups to attack on either today. Let us try to eliminate the causes of the evil and perhaps the direction of general education. flank. They rushed in front both our grandchildren may enjoy what now appears to be a Utopian The committee compares the divis- ion into courses of the total enroll- sides and charged, not the Frosh. but idea, a Connecticut Round Robin Day. ment with the division of the fresh-" each other: In the meantime, approx- Under the present rushing rules, if they are honestly adhered men class. Of the 326 freshmen, 195 imately 105 members of the class of to, there is no necessity for the old-time "high pressure salesman- are in the division of arts and sci- '36 sat around a fire and applied a ship'" that characterized the former pledging periods. The fresh- ence, and only 54 in the division of match to the pig's foot promptly at men are given ample time to make their own choices and any agriculture. 8 o'clock. While two men did the "dress-up" impressions given now will only serve to disillusion 3. The change is in keeping with actual roasting, the others grouped a nation-wide tendency. Connecticut around the pig in readiness for the them when, and if, they do sign the pledge. Play fair with fellow Agricultural College is the only state attack that never came. At nine organizations; play fair with the prospective pledges, and a flour- institution north of the Mason-Dixon o'clock they were officially declared ishing existence will be guaranteed. line and east of the Mississippi still the winners by Carl Wissinger, pre- known as an agricultural college. sident of the Student Senate. FALSE ALARMS 4. The change in the name would In celebration of the conquest, the increase the value of the degrees. yearlings marched triumphantly to Ringing the fire alarm a few nights ago brings up a question 5. The elimination of the term Holcomb Hall and attempted to house agriculture from the name would not which should never have to be raised in a supposedly intelligent the pig there for the night. In this college community. It seems quite unnecessary to set forth rea- result in elimination of agriculture from the curriculum. attempt, however, they were repulsed sons why the alarm should not be turned in unless there is a good 6. The change would not neces- for the first time during the victorous reason for doing so. sarily entail any expense to the evening. When the Pig Roast was We fully realize that the customary Pig Roast was in full state. over, seven Sophomores, who had been swing and that some means of gathering the groups was needed; 7. University of Connecticut is imprisoned in the "X" House were the more appropriate name. If for freed and marched sadly home. Thus but we also realize and feel that everyone of college calibre should reason the name is rejected Connec- the Pig Roast ended In defeat for the realize the very definite dangers which may result from such action. ticut State College would be "infin- over confident Sophomores, who were We trust that merely mentioning this incident will suffice to itely preferable" to the present completely outwitted by the Class of stem any further action along these lines. We also trust that name. '36. Page Five Friday, December 9, 1932. THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Inspection Invited "RED" O'NEILL, nois Glass Co., Charleston, W. Va. "ESCAPE" SETTING His brother John, the last of the If the Connecticut audience is ig- "POP" WILLIAMS AWARDED MARKS NEW TYPE norant of the progress made in mod- TOP RANK BY COACH four Eddy brothers, is terminating FOR C. A. C. PLAYS ern stage design, and of the prog- (Continued From Page Two) his athletic career here at the close of the basketball season. ress made by the stage crew under these two boys had everything that The Connecticut Players' present- Mr. Will's supervision, it should a good wingman should have. Ken- ation of Galsworthy's rapidly moving make an effort to be present on Sat- nedy had no peer when it came to GUARDS drama "Escape" tomorrow evening urday evening. Inspection of the snaring passes and enjoyed an envi- at Hawley Armory, will be marked stage is welcomed. able reputation here in that respect. Coach Dole was in a quandary by a radical departure in the type of The Stage Crew With the third of the "Cheese" Ed- when it came to naming a set of setting employed. For the first time Stage manager: Mr. Storrs. dy brothers acting as the passer and guards. After due consideration he in the history of dramatics in this "Hobe" as the receiver, there was narrowed the possible choices down college, a purely impressionistic set Assistants: Mr. Walrath, Mr. no stopping this clicking combina- to two men who, to his mind, had a will serve as background for the ac- Anderson, Mr. Ginsberg, Mr. White- tion. If it was "no go" with a run- shade over the others. At left guard tion. head, Miss Crandall, Miss Wells, Mr. ning play, it became Pass—Eddy to Dole picked "Marty" Gilman, '29, Kaplan. In designing "Escape" Mr. Will Kennedy—Successful! This pair was over Art Zollin, '27. They were both was confronted with several prob- Electrician: Mr. Pratt. probably the best passing combina- bulwarks on the line, took equally lems. In the first place, the play Assistants: Mr. Uhl, Mr. Lucten- tion in Aggie history. large parts on sensationally teams, calls for ten different settings, in- burg, Mr. Bradshaw, Mr. Gordon. Zollin in 1926, and Gilman in 1928, Tombari followed Kennedy and cluding three interiors, two fog Assisted by assigned members of the year they put out one of the lived up to the high standard that scenes, a sandpit, and three scenes the Play Production Class. greatest defensive teams in Aggie "Hobe" set up. They both were re- on the heath. In the second place, history. Gilman gets the call here markable receivers, were up there the spirit of the play calls for action, through a superior aggressiveness. ROGER WILLIAMS AGAIN with the best of them in going down and consequently any delay in shift- under punts, and showed great de- At right guard there were three ing scenes would be disastrous. outstanding men, Paul Bitwood, '26, Special To The Campus: "ALL-CONN. QUARTER" Again, the armory s:age is not large Arthur "Luddy" Lorentzon, '27 and enough to permit storage of a great Course all I know is what I see "Herb" Eyre, '25. They all packed mass of material, nor is there any on the campus, and I did see some- a tremendous amount of fight and it height to permit the flying of drops. thin' recently that p'raps I ought was a tough job making a distinc- The only solution to the problems to tell you about. Professor Patch tion between them, but "Big Hand- was to be found in the use of im- started out, not long ago, with his some Paul" was handed the palm pressionism. class to do some work over in the and so takes his place on this ALL- neighborhood of the heatin' plant. CONNECTICUT honor roll. Setting Calls For Originality A very pretty dark-haired coed who The trend in the modern theater takes the course accompanied the has been constantly away from such professor. Well, to make a long CENTER artificialities as the perspective drop, story short, as they was walking and the over-abundance of grease along, probably talking about the John "Da-Da" Daly, '27, captain of paint made necessary by the use of liverworts and mosses (and the the 1926 eleven, brother of the fa- footlights. At the same time, the Gibbs too) that there pretty coed mous "Moe" Daly, who won fame for theatrical artist has come to realize turned to her professor and, lo himself by his sensational playing that realism has distinct limitations and behold, he had disappeared. for Stores, and later with Army, was in a field that consists entirely of il- She discovered that he was fallen Coach Dole's unqualified choice for lusions. Although interiors may be into a hole and was strugglin' to the pivot position. reproduced with a show of realism, recover his former high place on Daly led a great team the year he too great detail loads the stage with terra firma—er sompin'. The poor captained the Connecticut eleven, paraphernalia that detracts from the little coed screamed; a man raced and it was he who proved the spark- action by stealing the eyes of the to the fire siren and in less than plug of the outfit, the boy who in- audience. There is no means of con- three hours the special emergency jected enough punch in that rollick- structing trees, grass, hills, rivers in fire apparatus, the pride of the ing pack of warriors to run up the such a way as to fool the audience community, arrived. Mr. Patchs' highest total of points any Aggie consistently. So the designer turns condition was very' l°w- when it team has ever scored. to impressionism, and frankly ad- arrived. The men went cracky to mits that he is not trying to deceive work and in 20 minutes had Dan out It was a fighting bunch of ball "WALLY"MORELAND but merely to give a suggestion of of the muck and safe. The only players that Dole ruled over in '26, those elements that are necessary thing that kinder sticks me is how fensive power in stopping plays from including such colorful pei formers as for a background, a suggestion that in the heck did he fit inter the going around their end. Kennedy is Captain Daly, "Pop" Williams, third will naturally be accepted by the thing anyhow? Can you beat it? highest scorer in the U. S. that ' now engaged in business in New Ha- audience since it is much more sin- Yours, ven, while Tombari is attending Med- year, "Billy" Schofield, "Cheese" Ed- cere than any attempt at realism ical School at Boston University. dy, "Hobe" Kennedy, Art Zollin, and could possibly be. Roger Williams. Andy Sayers ('28 captain), whose brother Joe, now a freshman, shows Based On Simplicity TACKLES great promise of equalling his rec- The essence of impressionism is IMPORTANT! ord. simplicity. Instead of a room, the Two big, bruising huskies, Maxon designer places a door, a fireplace, a tea table and chair on the stage— Dates for advance registration "Little Cheese" Eddy, '25. and Os- Correct this sentence: "I was the audience forgets the blank spac- for the second semester 1932-1933, car Nanfeldt, '26, were picked as heartily in favor of the was," said the es and sees a parlor. In this way a are as follows: left and right tackles respectively by man, "and I'm glad to pay my share Dole. "Little Cheese", the second mobile, practical, and relatively in- Sophomores. Juniors, and Seniors of the cost." of the four Eddy boys to come down expensive set is achieved. December 9-17. from Simsbury to star in Aggie The Leading Lady A word should be said for those Freshmen. December 13-17. sports, and Nanfeldt, were two play- In "ESCAPE" Cast women who, under the direction of All students are expected to reg- ers of the smashing variety, and Miss Crandall, constructed a sky ister, whether they plan to return f spectators gained no little pleasure cyclorama to enclose the stage. The next semester or not. in watching the vicious tackling of cyclorama is one of the most neces- A late registration fee of $5.00 these two boys. sary pieces of stage equipment, and will be charged all students whose They played together for two years without it "Escape" would be made registration cards have not been '23 and '24, and never was there even more difficult than Captain filed with their advisors by noon, such a dearth of "off-tackles" on the Denant finds it. There are over 1000 Saturday, December 17, 1932. part of the opposition as there was square feet of canvas* in the three In the two years these boys paired pieces. Alas! You tell people they are pay- up. As linemen on the offense, As usual, Mr. Pratt will throw ing two bits for a mouth wash that there are no one their equals all some light on the subject. The costs only three cents to make and all down through the stretch of ten task of lighting skeleton sets is not they do is buy stock in the company. years that Dole has coached an elev- a simple one. In fact, without prop- en here. er lighting effects the impressionis- Chaw in' tobacco is steadily losing Both of them were a mountain of tic set is worthless. It should bo ground. So few of the girls who use strength on the undefeated 1924 known that all the electrical equip- it are pretty enough to use in ads. team, contributing no little in hold ment outside of the switchboard is ing the opponents to a single touch- of his design, and manufactured un- But if a crowded nation has a right down during the run of a whole sea- der his supervision by our own to "expand", why isn't a man with son. Eddy is now chief chemist and stage electricians. ten children licensed to steal? technical director of the Owen Illi- LOLA SELLEY Page Six THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Friday, December 9, 1932.

George A dams Sez PLAN TO ATTEND "ESCAP E" -by- The Senior girls will hold a steak roast supper in the Hunting Lodge, JOHN GALSWORTHY Thursday, December 12. The plans Presented By The are in charge of Miss Hazel Gledhill, THE CONNECTICUT PLAYERS president of the Senior Co-eds, and have been placed in the hands of Saturday, December 10, 1932, committees. at 8.00 P. M. The Connecticut Co-ed Varsity HAWLEY ARMORY Basketball Team, defeated Internat- Reserve Seats May Be Obtained At The Book Store ional College of Springfield by the score of 35-32, on the Connecticut Reserved Seats 75 cents Rush Seats 50c. Court last Tuesday afternoon. The initial line-up was as follows: Barrett of Thomaston; Patsy B. Am- Traurig, Harry Krason, and Ben Carpenter—R. Forward brose of Wethersfield with Antion- Gruskay, all of Waterbury, with Raley—L. Forward ette Ensign of Wethersfield; Roder- partners. Campbell—Center ic A. Beaulieu of Willimantic with Phi Mu Delta Hazel Gledhill of Hartford. Robert A. Bryant of Hartford with Dear Folks: I'm leaving the hill M. Kennedy—Side-Center Alpha Phi Bernice Sugrue of Springfield, Mass.; for awhile so I'm turning over the E. Kennedy—R. Guard Amideo Bondi of Springfield, Mass. Alfred L. Mussen of South Norwalk column to my secretary. Don't Robinson—L. Guard with Dorothy Heilman of Norwich; with Vera Barnum of Lakeville; blame me for what happens while High scorers for Connecticut were John J. Callahan of West Roxbury, Roy W. Bonsures of New Haven I'm gone. Raley and Carpenter. The next * * » game to be played by the Varsity Mass. with Carol Prete of Rye, New with Frances Chapman of Storrs; York; William Flynn of Portland Francis E. White of New Haven In the Mail: Basketball team is with Connecticut with Mary Crowley of Portland; with Electa Hunt of Essex. Dear George: Junior College here in Storrs. William E. Hickey of Hartford with You think you're pretty clever Pi Alpha Pi Charlotte Scholander of Thomaston; don't you? Well, see if you can (Next Wednesday, December 14, Robert O. Dorman of Seymour Charles Holden of Norwich with answer this one. What should a the Coeds will give their Annual with Mary Robinette of Seymour; J. Marie Houlihan of Ansonia; Alva P. young girl do when she finds herself Christmas party in the basement of Jackson Green of Thompsonvillewith Loiselle of Willimantic with Gene- in hot water? Holcomb Hall to the children of the Carrol Sperry of Seymour; Edward Helen Grimley neighborhood. There will be a vieve Bernard of Willimantic; Car- Gutfran of New Britain with Berne roll T. Keating of Avon with Barbara Dear Helen: Christmas tree and a Santa Claus to Sabosky of Simsbury; Richard N. The answer to that one is easy— distribute Christmas presents and Hobron of New London; John J. Mc- Wilkinson of Storrs with Elizabeth Grath of Hartford with Helen Grim- Just take a bath. candy to the children.) Warner of Storrs; J. Douglas Wynn * • • ley of Willimantic; Eric C. Vendt of of Toland, Mass. with Jessica Fen- Young Son—"Ma, the women in COLORFUL FOOTBALL DANCE Worcester, Mass. with Peggy Thor- ton of Willimantic; Robert W. this country must be very tired". TONIGHT AT ARMORY OPENS ton of Norwood, Mass.; J. R. Pickett Whittier of Windsor with Ruth Dris- Mother—"Why Thockmorton, how's COLLEGE SOCIAL SEASON of Willimantic with Kay Fitzgerald coll of Windsor. that?" (Continued from Page One) of Waterbury; Clyde Carrow of Sigma Phi Gamma Young Son—"Well. I see a lot of Madcaps have been heard many Stamford with Martha Meade of Charles A. Haines of Wethersfield places marked 'Ladies' Rest Room'". times over the NBC radio network, Storrs; William Konopatzke of Meri- with Katherine B. Jones of West * » » through station WTIC of Hartford. den with Charlotte Weaver of Tor- Seymour; G. Lewis Bailey of Storrs rington. "That's a nasty crack", remarked Miss Frances Baldwin and Fred with Dorothy H. Hawkins of Mans- the easterner as he saw the Grand Wade, popular radio singers, will al- Eta Lamda Sigma field; Richard Green of Amherst, Canyon for the first time. so appear on the entertainment pro- Charles D. Aitro of New Haven Mass. with Ruth V. Bowen of Water- « * * gram. with Marie Connolly of Waltham, bury; Howard S. Meyerjack of New Eddy To Lead Promenade Mass.; Arthur O. Allard of Moosup Haven with Dorothy E. Griswold of And this guy in Hall Dorm what's John A. Eddy of Simsbury. presi- with Yvonne Cote of Moosup; Mel- New Haven; Walter Luchtenberg of got two dates for the Football Hop. dent of the senior class and promin- vin A. Campbell of New Lonodn Stratford with Louise Teich of Ma- Tough spot, I calls it. Well, good ent athlete of the college, will lead with Gunbar Hansen of New Lon- ple Hill; Odgen M. Pratt of Hartford luck. Jack. * • • the promenade with his partner. don; John J. Calamari of Centerville with Evelyn N. Cox of New London; Miss Alice Landeen of Wethersfield. with Pauline Zanardi of Chester; John Grant Robinson of Storrs with Just a Hard to get Guy The patrons for the dance will be Fred J. Faganl of Norwich with Kath- Ellen L. Robinson of Wallingford; members of the physical education leen Dettenborn of Hartford; John Norman C. Rose of New London Hard to make Harrold, that hard to department and will include Profes- A. Eddy of Simsbury with Alice with Carroll C. Cooper of New Lon- get guy sor and Mrs. Roy J. Guyer. Coach Landeen of Wethersfield; Leon T. don; Burr A. Robinson, Jr. of New Is handsome and winning, but bash- and Mrs. Sumner A. Dole, Dr. and Levitow of Hartford with Elizabeth Haven with Catherine D. Weylan of ful and shy, Mrs. Ralph Gilman, and Miss Mar- Wallace of Southington; George St. Old Lyme. He won't even look at the girls go- jorie Bartlett. Faculty guests of the Marie of Thomaston with Lucy Dart Tae Epsilon Phi ing by senior class at Hop will include Dr. of Thomaston; Harold A. Madden Albert Glassman of Hartford with That's why he's known as that hard and Mrs. McCracken, Dean and Mrs. of Manchester with Mary Ballard of Edith Levine of Hartford; Harry to get guy. Walter Edel, Dean and Mrs. H. D. Hartford; Joseph McCormick of Hari- Nevelstein of North Haven with 2. Newton, Dean and Mrs. Charles Gen- ford with Ruth Harris of Storrs; Hugh partner; Samuel A. Jaffe of Colches- In summer and winter, in spring or try, Captain and Mrs. William Ritter McCann of Somers with Dorothy ter with Sylvia Gamilin of Norwich; fall and Miss Lillis Knappenburger. Potts of New Britain; Leonard Max Rothburg of New Haven with He won't give anyone a break at all Those attending will be: C. Ricketson of Taftville with Eliza- Partner. He may seem hard to get but after beth Crandall of Storrs; Elwood S. Theta Sigma Chi all Gamma Sigma Sorority Miss Florence Wilcox of West- Spencer of Danielson with Evelyn Jay Austin of New Haven with Some of these days he's going to fall Kennedy of Waterbury; Orville K. Abbey Jean Quick of So. Manches- 3. brook with Fred Spencer of West Hartford. Schmidt of Guilford with Doris Van- ter; Herbert Clark of Glastonbury So now's the time to get after him, derbrouk of New Britain; Lew Turn- with Frances Hotchkiss of Thomas- Alpha Gamma Rho gal er of Patterson, N. J. with Cora Riv- ton; Cornelius P. Donahue of Tor- J. R. Kingston of Bridgeport with And you don't need the looks of a ard of Willimantic; Savin Zavarella rington with Rose Brennan of Tor- Wilhelmine J. Stephan of New Ha- frivolous Sal of East Hartford with Eleonor Fa- rington; Leon M. Gregg of West- ven; G. M. Ellis of Storrs with Mary First be like a sister, and like a pal gan of Boston, Mass. brook with Lorraine S. Graham of And then My dear girl, make him Phi Epsilon Pi Meriden; Aarol Lamson of Storrs you shall. it. And so, with great pleasure and Aaron R. Hertz of New Haven with Margaret Brechbuhler of Water- 4. unparalled pride, I pass the battered with Hinda Neiditz of Hartford; bury; Clifford Mason of Storrs with He's yours for the making, step up old beer stein on to none other than Arthur Dubrow of Hartford with Louise Carpenter of East Haddam; and take him our own little Bobby Wells and Vivian Cohen of Colchester; Alfred Gilbert H. Nase of Thomaston with You'll not be forsaken, he'll bring Johnny Giberman. And that will Golden of New Milford with Dorothy Lois N. Abbott of Long Hill; Lester home the bacon cost them just one buck apiece. Hap- Dixon of New York City; Morris Stevens of Meriden with Bernice But come out in the open, don't be py days folks, and do have a good Rosen of Willimantic with Madeline Martindale of Meriden; Arnold so shy time over the vacation. DuPrix of Middletown, Del.; Louis Storrs of Torrington with Ruth And you'll make Kendall Harrold, * • * Sigal of Hartford with Peggy Ferry Lampson of Cheshire; William E. that hard to get guy. Dear Bobby—The editor looked. of Waterbury; Joseph Weiner of Tomlinson of East Haven with Natalie » » * Now you look at George Adams New Haven with Margaret Toole of Kozesky of Branford; Joe Wandy They tried hard to cross up old and Giggle that one off. Ha. Ha, New Britain. Alumni: Dr. and Mrs. of Hartford with Almina Roberts George's stenog but they couldn't do and alack aday. Martin O'Neil of Jewett City; Louis (Continued On Page Eight) Page Seven Friday, December 9, 1932. THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS

INTERFRATERNITY LEAGUE Summary: RUBY ELZY (Continued From Page Three) Faculty FEATURES ASSEMBLY Score at half 9-5, Tau Epsilon; Fls Fids Tot Referee, Allard; Scorer, Witkln; Tim- Fisher, rf 4 16 A large audience at Convocation er, Fisher. Sedgewick, if 0 2 4 It is interesting to note that last yesterday greeted with enthusiasm Alpha Gamma Pho Carter, c ..._ 0 0 0 year the University of California foot- the songs of Ruby Elzy. Miss Elzy, a Fls Fids Tot Heldman, rg .— 0 3 6 ball squad used fifty-four miles of ad- colorature soprano, exhibited a varied Hubbard. if _ 0 2 4 Twing, rg _ -... 10 1 hesive tape for bandaging its mem- and interesting repertoire as she sang Niederwerfer, rf _ 0 12 Perkins, if 0 12 bers. They also used 2.2 miles of I selections not only from the English Sleightor, If ..._ 3 15 Walker, lg 0 0 0 bandgages and seventeen pounds of and French, but also from the Latin Ambrose, If 2 0 2 Handers, rg 0 0 0 cotton to heal the wounds and bruises and German. Warren, c 0 12 of their squad. Opening her program. Miss Elzy Larson, rg ..._ 3 15 5 7 19 gave two Latin pieces with organ ac- Motil, rg ...- 10 1 Phi Epsilon Pi At Michigan State the faculty have companiment, "Paris Angelicus", Rheil, lg - —- 0 0 0 Fls Fids Tot decided that all students attending the Cesar Franck and "Cujus Animan", Straska, lg 2 0 2 S!egel. lg 12 5 spring dances may cut classes from Pergolesi. The Schubert selections Bigges, lg ...- - 0 1 2 Hertz, lg 0 0 0 three o'clock on the day of the dance "Abendroth" and Marietta Lied fol- DuBrow. rg 13 7 and all classes the day after. A very lowed after a short sketch of their 10 7 25 Pinsky, c 3 0 3 considerate faculty I should say. meaning by the artist. Phi Mu Delta Golden, If - 0 4 8 Singing in French, Miss Elzy pre- Fls Fids Tot Giberman, If 0 0 0 sented "L'heure Esquise" and "Aer de Shea, rg 0 0 0 Weiner. rf 4 4 12 At the Marburg University in Ger- Lia" Nestico, rg _ 0 0 0 Spielman. rf 10 1 many students welcome their pro- Smith, lg 2 0 2 fessor to class with a stamping of Offering her English selections last Mussen, lg 0 0 0 10 13 36 feet and thumping of knuckles on the she sang "Morning, Noon, and Night" Abbot, c -... 10 1 Time at half 7-20. Phi Epsilon Pi. desk. If, by chance, "the good prof" by Rosamand Johnson, and "Sail Ho" Carrol, rf _.._ 0 12 Referee. Gold; Scorer, Straska. Timer should be late, he is greeted with a by Walt Whitman. Ruby Elzy conclud- Moriarty, rf .... _ 0 0 0 Fisher. loud shuffling of feet showing the dis- ed her program with two spirituals, Blanchett, If 0 0 0 approval of the class. "A City Called Heaven" and "Steal Robinette, If 0 0 0 Away". The extent to which Ruby In Our Literary Corner It is expensive to cut class at the Elzy had won her listeners became 3 15 University of Edinburgh since a fine evident when, after the last selection, Score at half 13-3, Alpha Gamma; Latest advances in science tend to of sixpense is imposed for cutting they acceded to her request for Referee, Allard; Scorer, Witkin, prove the overthrow of naturalistic classes. The revenue from this is silence because of the sacred signi- Timer, Fisher. philosphy. It may interest the stu- used to buy a Christmas present for ficance of that piece to her. INTERFRATERNITY dents to know that a book recently the president. It seems that the fining Pi Alpha Pi acquired by the library, "The Inter- system has cut down the number of "CANADA'S LIQUOR Fls Fids Tot pretation of the Atom" by Frederick absentees since the present bought SYSTEM" SUBJECT OF Wilkinson, If 113 Soddy. treats of the latest scientific for the president last year was a SPENCE ADDRESS Wittier, If 0 0 0 advances and hypofheses with regard cigar. Wood, rf _ —. 2 4 10 to the ultimate constitution of mat- Eminent Journalist To Speak At Freeman, rf 0 12 ter. Since there have been a number Of the eight hundred and seventy- Community House Next Tuesday Doane, c - 0 0 0 of eminent scientists, among them Sir eight freshman enrolled at Hunter Hubbard, c 0 0 0 James Jeans and Sir Oliver Lodge, College 45 per cent are under the Ben H. Spence will give an address Kunze, rg 3 3 9 who have reverted from naturalism college age. There are five of these at the Community House next Tues- Smith, (w) lg 0 0 0 to spiritualism it is of importance to who are but fourteen years old and day at 8:00 P. M. on "Canada's Li- Smith, rg —- 0 0 0 grasp the significance of this move- eighty-four who are fifteen. quor System". Uhl, lg - 0 0 0 ment. Contrary to expectation science, Mr. Spence is a Canadian journalist, whose strength lies in the complete- What every college girl should know: 6 9 24 and an eminent speaker. As newspap- ness of its explanation, has not been be nonchalant, be gay, er correspondent for a leading Cana- Sigma Phi Gamma able to explain the origin of life. be vivacious, have lots to say; Fls Fids Tot dian daily at Washington, he was a Soddy has concerned himself with be petulant, be silent. member of various press clubs which Haines, rg 0 2 4 the disintigration of radium and the be condescending, be arrogant; gave "him exceptional opportunities Green, rg - -... 0 0 0 accompanying liberation of energy. be mysterious, be elusive, to gather startling information re- Robinson, lg 0 0 0 He goes on further to explain the be virtuous, or be seductive garding our American Liquor pro- Rose, lg 10 1 reasons for the ocurrence of isotopes — but for heavens sake have blem. Pratt, c 0 0 0 and various technicalities in the met- the right mood, with the right At present he is making a tour of Robinson, rf _ -.. 0 0 0 hods of determining the liberation of man, at the right time. the leading colleges and universities Bally, rf ..._ 2 2 6 the argon gasses; but he Samits that Contana Kaiman of the United States, giving his keen Glenney, If — 0 12 science is 'up against if when it tries observations in an interesting, witty, to explain the cause of the breakdown Dr. Jackson of Harvard Medical 3 5 13 of radium. Students in Philosophy and forceful manner. His presenta- School claims that laziness is caused tion appeals especially to students Referee, Allard; Scorer, Witkin; will find that the book will give a by germs in the blood known as "nor- as is shown by the complimentary scorer at half 9-3, Pi Alpha Pi. Timer, typical example of the limitations of mal body flora". These germs are or- Fisher. science. But at the same time, stu- comments given by the institutions dinarily harmless. Magnesium salts is where he has spoken. The speaker INTERFRATERNITY dens in the sciences will see how the said to be an effective remedy for has written numerous books, pamph- On the evening of Dec. 1st the horizon of science is being rapidly such a condition. From the actions lets, and magazine articles. His latest Greeks topped the faculty by a score widened. of many of our students, it seems as book, Canada's Liquor System, receiv- of 36-19. The game proved quite in though the chem lab might be miss- teresting from the spectators point of ed favorable mention. The French department which is ing some bottles of magnesium. view, but the scorer found difficulty giving lectures over the Radio, ac- In 1931-32 he visited 139 colleges in checking off the points for Phi cording to the statement issued by and universities. He is sponsored by Epsilon PI. The Fiat boys ran up Professor Croteau. is now distributing JUST A TRADITION the Inter-Collegiate Prohibition Asso- quite a lead in the first half and main- 1400 copies of French lessons to One of the very attractive tradi- ciation and the Student Organization tained it through out the game, with- students of French. The broadcasts tions of C. A. C. will again be of this College. out any trouble from the faculty. The are based on these lessons, while exercised Sunday evening when the two clubs committed numerous fouls, excerpts of plays and recitations are annual Christmas supper and sing Dr. and Mrs. Dewey George Steele this alone made the contest one of also offered to radio listeners. will be held at the College Dining held open house for thirty members of Hall. A special menu will be serv- Interest. "All American" Weiner, Dr. Steele's Animal Biology and Ani- ed and student waiters will serve came through In usual style by scor- But why end the depression if our mal Industry Class, last Sunday from only reward will be another epidemic instead of the usual cafeteria ser- 3:30 to 6:00 p.m. Dr. Steele. assistant ing twelve points, besides having to of go-getters chasing suckers? vice. The Dining Hall will be at- processor in genetics, told stories con- leave the game in the early part of tractively decorated in the Christ- cerning the "mound" district of Ohio the third period. The outstanding par- NOTICE mas spirit. where he did research work this last ticipants for the Faculty were Fisher After supper, students and faculty Bummer. Refreshments were served. and Heldman. Fisher with his speed Classes Will P.egin Tuesday, alike will join in singing Christmas and Heldman with his long shots con- Jan. 3. 1933 at 8:00 A. M. Hymns under the direction of Mr. The Sigma Upsilon Nu announces struted a perfect combination. Du- Marjorie W. Smith, France. The Glee Club will present Brow and Golden co-starred for the Registrar Christmas Hymns of other lands. the pledging of Harriet E. Mills '33 Phi Eps. Page Eight THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Friday, December 9, 1932

COLORFUL FOOTBALL DANCE VARSITY CAGERS READY TONIGHT AT ARMORY OPENS FOR ALUMNI CONTEST STORRS and WILLIMANTIC COLLEGE SOCIAL SEASON BUS SCHEDULE (Continued From Page Three) THE CAMPUS LUNCH LEAVE STORRS LV. WILLIMANTIC (Continued From Page Six) Gold, Lipman, Pinsky and Daniels, all 6:30 A.M. 7.25 A.M. of Middletown; George Weigold of of last year's frosh team and Fagan, Variety Is the Spice 8.15 A. M. 10.00 A. M. Torrington With Marie Pring of De- Mason and Case, upper-classmen. 2:00 P.M. 3.30 P.M. von; Francis A. Wood of East Haven of Life 4:35 P.M. 6.25 P.M. with Alice B. Jones of East Haven; Due to the large number of former 2.00 Noon Saturday 1.05 A. M. Harry Washburn of Rome, N. Y. with Aggie luminaries who have expressed SUNDAYS Vivian McBriarty of New Britain; their desire to participate in the an- Open Until Twelve P. M. 8:45 A.M. 10.00 A.M. Roy Wheeler of Shelton with Hazel nual Alumni-Varsity contest, it has 5:30 P.M. 7.20 P.M. Wheeler of Shelton; Ralph Pierpont been decided to run two games next B. N. LALLY, Proprietor Extra 9.30 P.M. of Hartford with Elma Dows of Friday night. In this way Coach Held- —THE— Bridgeport. man will be able to get a good line STORRS GARAGE COMPANY Others Attending: SMITH & KEON Cars for Hire at All Times on his material and all of the Alumni Tel. Storrs 1133-2 Willimantic 500 Edward Adelson of Hartford with will be able to show what they have JEWELERS and WATCHMAKERS Bella Silverstein of Manchester; left of their wares. AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE Jack Burke of Hartford with Ruth 768 Main Street Willimantic at Reduced Cost Solomkin of Hartford; Collins Ham- World's Greatest Automobile Mutual FROSH HOOPSTERS SHOW Wen of Litchfleld with Partner; Mayer Always has paid 25% dividend STEADY IMPROVEMENT Mosesson of Hartford with Edythe BRICK-SULLIVAN CO. Lumbermen's Mutual Casualty Temkin of Torrington; Everett (Continued From Page Three) Company Main Street—Willimantic W. H. HAYDEN, Agent Champlin of Hartford with Elsa the new defense which the Frosh have Tel. 218-5, Rockville Gometz of Wethersfield; Francis adopted and to keep them from the Shoes to Meet the Demand of the Please Reverse Charges Murphy of New Haven with Lucille baskets. College Community Murphy of So. Manchester; Milton The "A" squad kept to its former WALK-OVER FREEMAN Caroline of Norwich with Elizabeth lineup, as follows: if, Fitch, If. Shag- N. Schmid of West Willington; ROYAL SCARLET STORES Jack R. Scharff of Hartford with es, center, Brown, lg, Greasley. rg, Florence Dockum of Waterbury; Chubbuck. This combination of men Ben Schluger of Hartford with Laura shows some real teamwork and form, Quality with Economy Fesano of New York City; Alfred N. with Chubbuck and Greasley playing Fritz of Litchfleld with Jean Platt of an excellent game together. H. V. BEEBE STORE THE UNION SHOE CO. Guilford; B. U. McKelvey of Bridge- H. A. Gillette, Prop. WILLIMANTIC, CONN. port with Betty Quinn of Bridge- BOOTERS TIE STAFFORD port; J. P. Vores of Wethersfield IN ADDITIONAL GAME CLEANING—DYEING—PRESSING THE WINDHAM NATIONAL with Elsie Schmitt c° New Haven; (Continued From Page Three) BANK C. R. Zartarian of Hartford with WILLIMANTIC, CONN. Evelyn Stencek of New Branford. The purpose of this post-season Expert Workmanship — Low Prices game was to experiment with next Those members of the "X" House Prompt Service Capital $100,000 years varsity lineup. From all indica- who are attending the Football Hop Surplus ..._ -... $300,000 tions the booters should have a strong are: Jack Barnes, New Haven with All Minor Repairs Free of Charge Norma Hall, Greenwich. Robert Ot- team due to the stellar freshmen who STUDENTS DESIRING to, New Haven with Ruth Kingdom, will bolster up the somewhat sagging New Haven. Lloyd Vibberts, New varsity. Leave Garment at Beebe's Store TRANSPORTATION ANYWHERE—ANY TIME Britain with Gladys Gorman, New or Simply Telephone Britain. Mort Williams, Washington —Call— THETA SIGMA CHI DANCE 203 or 480 Depot with Kay O'Brian, Portland. WAYNE L. STORRS & SON Aladar VonSabo, Shelton with Vel- HELD THANKSGIVING EVE Tel. 49-12 Or See "Arnie" ma Willett, Providence, R. I. James We Call For and Deliver Free A. Crehan, Boston, Mass. with Mau- Twenty-eight couples danced to the WHEN IN WILLI STOP AT THE reen Crehan, Boston, Mass. music of the C. A. C. orchestra at the ELITE RESTAURANT annual fall house party of the Theta STERLING EDWARD COSS UNANIMOUSLY Sigma Chi Fraternity Wednesday Prompt Courteous Service CHOSEN TO LEAD FOOTBALL night preceeding Thanksgiving. Chap- CLEANING AND DYERS TEAM DURING 1933 SEASON erones were Dr. and Mrs. W. L. Kulp- Willimantic, Conn. (Continued From Page One) and Dr. and Mrs. R. E. Johnson. 822 Main Street Willimantic, Conn. best prep school elevens. He enroll- Guests Fraternity President attend- THE ed at Connecticut with the class of ing was Francis E. White, Phi Mu RALPH U. WOLMER '34 and was recently elected presi- Delta with Miss Electa Hunt. Those JEWELER — OPTICIAN JORDAN HARDWARE CO. dent of the class. Coss is also a attending were: Willimantic, Conn. SPORTING GOODS junior proctor and vice-president of Jason Austin, Miss Abbie Jean A Registered Optometrist in the Alpha Phi. Quick, South Manchester, Conn.; Constant Attendance Willimantic — Conn. Joseph Wandy, Miss Almena Roberts, EXCELLENT REPAIR DEPT. Arch Preserver Florsheim CO-EDS FACE COCKY Middletown, Conn.; Gilbert Nase, MEN'S TEAM SOON Miss Lois N. Abbott, Long Hill, HALLOCK'S (Continued from Page One) DISTINCTIVE INCORPORATED Conn.; Herbert Clark, Miss Marie E. against these ladies are Stanley We Sell Only Two Things Pring. Devon, Conn.; Clifford Mason, APPEARANCE Yesiecwicz, '33, of Enfield and Rus- GOOD GOODS and GOOD SERVICE sell Brooks, '35 of Clinton. Miss Louise Carpenter, E. Haddara. is Real Home Cooked Food Conn.; Leon M. Gregg, Miss Carol Ice Cream, Soda, Candy The Judges will be Mr. Monroe, ESSENTIAL Mr. Tilton, and Miss Bartlett. Har- Kulp, Mansfield Center, Conn.; George Main Street Willimantic ry A. Becker, President of the Conn Smith, Miss Catherine O'Brien, Port- —SEE— Alpha chapter of Pi Kappa Delta, land, Conn.; Arnold Storrs, Miss STORRS SANITARY will preside. Willa Beoxy. Stonington, Conn.; Cor- "ERNIE THE BARBER SHOP When this debate was planned, it nelius Donahue. Miss Rose E. Bren- Next to Beebe's Store was hoped that the men's team nen, Torrington, Conn.; Royal BARBER" Arthur Caisse, Prop. would be made up of fellows who had Wheeler, Miss Barbara Corkins, FREQUENTLY As good as the best and better than never debated before, but circum- Hartford, Conn.: LeRoy Anderson, the rest. stances have made it necessary to Miss Edna Claflin, Bristol, Conn , Alumni Brothers: Haircuts 35c. — Hair Bob 35c. draft Russell Brooks, although he is John Skubliskas, Miss Helen Safranck. Shave 20c. — Plain Massage 30c. a member of Pi Kappa Delta. When South Willington. Conn.; William E. R. Walker, Miss Dorothy Avery, Opens at 8 A. M. — Close at 7 P. M. we look at the line-up, however, we Carlson, Miss Louise Teich, New Bri- Stonington, Conn.; Stewart Champiny can see no reason for the men to tain, Conn.; Arroll Lamson, Miss Mar- and partner; William McCombe and feel overconfident. SANITARY—CAREFUL garet Brechbuler. Waterbury, Conn.: partner; Bernard Pitzsimons and part- Announcement has been made by Harry Washburn, Miss Vivien Mc- ner; Edward Davidson and partne;; DEPENDABLE Briarty, New Britain, Conn.; George Mr. France, director of Music, that Henry Kirkpatrick, Miss Kay Thomp- the Music building is open at all Weigold, Miss Evelyn Kennedy, SERVICE son, Hartford, Conn.; James Gwin, hours for those who wish to use Waterbury, Conn.; James McCracken, Miss Woodworth, Hartford, Conn. the piano, or the rooms for practice. Miss Ruth Bowen, Waterbury, Conn.: THE Sunday afternoons the house is also Holden P. Wright, Miss Charlott" Guest Fraternity President: available, and evenings during week Hagman, Kent, Conn. ■ Karl Seeger, Francis E. White, Phi Mu Delta, Maverick Laundry days until nine o'clock. Miss Ruth Kirkpatrick, Storrs, Conn. with Miss Electa Hunt, Essex, Conn. WILLIMANTIC, CONN. Friday, December 9, 1932. THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Page Nine

SECKERSON REVIEWS the wheels of the law, and once tunate protagonist who ran amuck him, we realise that this convict, GALSWORTHY'S "ESCAPE'' again we are made to realize that with the law. branded as a murderer, regarded as GIVEN BY C. A. C. CAST the bandage on the eyes of the God- Dartmoor Scenes a social menace, relentlessly pur- (Continued From Page One) dess of Justice is responsible for Considered as sheer entertainment sued by the ruthless agents of the and the passing years have added some very terrible tragedies. Like "Escape" is undoubtedly one of the law, is really a man of whom the steadily to his popularity and pies' "Justice", "Escape" produced a pro- best plays of recent years. The suc- race might well be proud. His fin- tige. When this year he received found sensation in London. At the cession of adventures through which al words convey a truth that only the Nobel Prize for literature, no end of the first performance a wo- Matt passes in the hours that follow heroes know: "It's one's decent self one at all competent to pass judg- man, whose husband had been mur- his flight from Dartmoor Prison one can't escape". ment was disposed to question the dered in Ireland, arose in the bal- would keep any appreciative audi- fitness of the award. For many- cony and denounced the play for its ence in a state of tense expectancy. Where is the Loving Cup? Who Wh«n in the final moment he volun- years it was an open question as to "sloppy sentiment about murders"; gets the Loving Cup? What's become which of his chosen fields he culti- but the sympathies of the public tarily accepts suffering and servi- of the Loving Cup? You will read all vated with greater success. Prob- were then, and have always been tude that he may- not compromise a ably the publication in 1922 of The since, with Matt Denant, the unfor- good man who has tried to befriend about it in George Adam's Column. Forsyte Saga, pronounced by Carl Van Doren "one of the three or four supreme stories of the present cen- tury", answered the question in fav- or of the novel; but it is neverthe- less true that he belongs in the front rank of contemporary dramatists, and that plays such as Strife, Jus- tice, Loyalties, and Escape are among the most distinguished con- tributions to the stage in the pres- ent generation. Realistic Plays Galsworthy the dramatist is re- markable for the fidelity- of his characterization, the naturalness and effectiveness of his dialog, the incis- ive skill of his dramaturgy. For him, moreover, the play is much more than an evening's entertain- ment. It is a significant attempt to explore human nature, to examine critically certain human institutions, and particularly to place before us certain perplexing problems that re- sult from the effort of society to or- ganize its life and to regulate the conduct of its members. To justify itself, the play must culminate—to use the dramatist's own phrase—in "a spire of meaning." Galsworthy's method of achieving his purpose makes him unique among play- wrights. He has no sympathy with the artist who aims merely to give the public what it wants; nor does he, like Shaw, express a personal bias concerning the question that he has raised. He prefers to place a situation before us without any in- timation of his own leanings or con- victions, and to allow us to reach our own conclusions. He says that for him the dramatist's mission is "to set before the public no cut-and- dried codes, but the phenomena of life and character, selected and com- VUO, ME 4^.' bined, but not distorted, by the dramatist's outlook, set down with- out fear, favor or prejudice, leaving the public to draw such poor moral "Everywhere I go, I have to listen to the as nature may afford." For such an undertaking he is, by the breadth of same thing. 'Try Chesterfields. Honestly, THEY'RE MILDER — his outlook, the clearness of his in- they are milder, and you simply must try sight, and the strength and scope of THEY TASTE BETTER his human sympathies, particularly them!' well-fitted. "Me... try Chesterfields! Why, I haven't Interest in Criminals He has always been interested in smoked anything else. That's how important the inadequacy of the machinery of mildness and better taste are to me! r*v courts and prisons to serve the ends ? /"" I of justice. Like many Other thought- "No wonder Chesterfield smokers are so ,-^~-j^W. .-- y K / J ful people he has been appalled at enthusiastic." the fearful perversion of justice that often results from the normal operation of the process of law. "Justice", produced in 1907, was the CHESTERFIELD RADIO PROGRAM e/ play in which he first dealt with Every night except Sunday, Columbia mM * this great problem. Nothing could Coast-tc-Coast Network. more certainly attest its tremendous power than the reform of the Eng- lish criminal code which followed the production of the play in Lon- don. Galsworthy returned to this theme nineteen years later in "Escape". Once again we are offered the spec- tacle of a man who is essentially in- nocent being ground to powder by © 1952. LtccnT & MYERS TO»ACCO CO. Page Ten THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Friday, December 9, 1932

PROMINENT SENIOR GRIDMEN

JOHN A. EDDY ARTHUR L. DU BROW HOWARD A. MERRILL RICHARD M. WILKINSON

With Regrets

The Campus expresses regrets not being able to publish photos of the following senior letter- men: Captain Frank Pierce, Hugh McCann, Orville Allard, Lester Stevens and Herbert French. Cuts of these men are not available. LEON T. LEVITOW STANLEY A. YESUKIEWICZ

GEORGE W. ST. MARIE JOSEPH WANDY SAVIN ZAVARELLA ADOLPH J. WARREN Friday, December 9, 1932. THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Page Eleven

Pyrofax Gas is refined natural gas, compressed in steel cylin- CALENDAR ders that are stored in a neat green enamel steel cabinet outside the kitchen window and is piped to a standard gas range with SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11— 8:30 a. m. Catholic Mass South Coventry steel pipe. 9:30 a. m. Sunday School Community House IT IS THE PERFECT MODERN FUEL FOR COOKING IN 10:30 a. m. Church Services Storrs Church COUNTRY HOMES. 7:00 p. m. Open House Rev. Waggoner's MONDAY, DECEMBER 12— 6:45 p. m. Men's Glee Club Music Hall 7:30 p. m. Student Senate Meeting HAROLD I. PHILLIPS 8:00 p. m. Women's Glee Club Music Hall TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13— Pyrofax Gas Service 5:00 p. m. Basketball—Frosh Girls vs. Stafford High School Capitol Theatre Building Willimantic, Conn. Storrs 7:00 p. m. Monteith Arts Society Meeting Holcomb Hall 8:00 p. m. Social Fraternity Meetings Gamma Sigma Meeting Sorority House 9:00 p. m. LUNCH SERVED DAILY WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14— 6:45 p. m. Band Rehearsal Music Hall at 11:45 8:00 p. m. Debate on Woman Suffrage Community House THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15— Waiter Service 7:00 p. m. Choir Rehearsal Music Hall 8:00 p. m. Orchestra Rehearsal Music Hall THE BEES IN AMBER 8:00 p. m. Debating Club Meeting Gulley 1 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 16— TEA ROOM 7:00 p. m. Swimming—Conn. vs. Worcester P. I. Storrs In The Little White School House 7:15 p. m. WCAC Student Players 7:30 p. m. Basketball—Varsity vs. Alumni Storrs 8:00 p. m. Sociology Club Meeting SPECIAL OFFER THE CONTEST CLOSES California, University of Minnesota, Mt. Union College, California Institute —of— APRIL 15th. 1933 of Technology, Clarkson Memorial College and Santa Barbara Teachers CHRISTMAS GREETING CARDS Aeronautical scholarships totalling College. Made from your own films and snapshots $7,500.00 in tuition value are being The Boeing School of Aeronautics, Complete With Envelopes offered for the fourth consecutive a unit of the United Airport and year to aviation-inclined students of Transport Corporation, was founded 10 for 98 cents universities and colleges by W. E. in 1929 at the Oakland municipal air- Boeing, leader in the air-craft indus- port. It holds an approved school cer- try, it has been announced by the tificate and an approved repair sta- Boeing School of Aeronautics, locat- tion certificate from the Department The College Book Store ed at Oakland, California. The Boe- of Commerce, and ranks as one of the ing scholarships, coveted by every world's leading aviation schools. With college man interested in aviation, a fleet of training aircraft ranging annually attract many entrants from from light trainers to three-ton trans- leading educational institutions. ports, and with laboratory equipment Four college undergraduates who valued at $100,000.00, the school of- Join in tlje Xmas Spirit submit the best essays on aeronauti- fers facilities for complete training at cal subjects to a national committee for students desiring to enter avia- of award and who are able to meet tion as transport pilots, traffic repre- necessary physical standards, will be sentatives, radio operators, dispatch- given flying and ground training at ers, field managers, instructors, The College Dining Hall the Boeing School at no tuition cost. mechanics, or as private plane own- First prize is the W. E. Boeing ers. Many Boeing graduates now Sunday Evening Master Pilot Ground and Flying occupy responsible positions on lead- Course, covering 250 hours of flying ing air lines and in aviation manufac- and 924 hours of ground school, and turing companies. Carols Will Be Sung exceeding qualifications necessary for Additional information on the W. a transport pilot license. Second, E. Boeing scholarships may be obtain- third and fourth place winners may ed from the college or university reg- select thorough ground school courses, istrar, or from the Boeing School of with the second award candidate also Aeronautics, Municipal Airport, Oak- receiving flight instruction. land. California. CAPITOL THEATRE Regulations of the scholarships WARNER BROS. WILLIMANTIC specify that the candidate must be During vacation boys, bury your an undergraduate of this school in nose into your studies.—Yes we will. regular attendance and in good stand- SUN.—MON.—TUES. ing. Physical requirements are that Rent A Tuxedo for the he must be white, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five, of aver- FOOTBALL HOP RICHARD DIX and ANN HARDING age height and normal weight, with from proper eyesight and devoid of any- —in— physical handicap. MAX PRESS The scholarship competition will THE CONQUERORS close on April 15, 1933, and essay The College Tailor subjects selected by candidates must be approved prior to March 15, 1933. The candidate who is selected for You will get Christmas is coming soon the first award must be able to pass a Good Fit the Department of Commerce trans- and will arrive sooner than expected. port pilot license examination within a Good Style a Good Quality an early selection of gifts ten days after awards are announc- for the pleasure of your friends ed. Three alternate candidates will be Dress shirts and all the necessary selected for possible awards in the is as desirable as their early purchase event winners are unable to qualify accessories. of the gifts selected for you. physically. nothing is gained by delay In previous years, students of the If you didn't get your corduroye except possible disappointment. following universities and colleges when we were here, tee our Repre- have been awarded scholarships: sentative. if beautiful silk underwear interests, Stanford University, University of be sure to see our new models. Washington, University of Nebraska, College Representative j. b. fullerton & co. University of Maine, University of Jay Austin Page Twelve THE CONNECTICUT CAMPUS Friday, December 9, 1932.

THE FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE "Nature in the Raw"—as por- trayed by Thomas Webb... in- spired by the savage slaughter of 5000 Christian defenders— at the hands of the vengeful, barbaric horde of 250,000 men under the ruthless Mohammed 11-14531

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