Friday, September 22, 2006 Volume 63 / Issue 2

FRI SAT SUN MON TUES WED THURS Queers Only Party Amazing and Dis- Reza Aslan $3 pitcher night Community ComCil Queer Center 10 gusting Party Heidelberg 7 P.M. Peach’s Grill Meeting Meeting P.M. Dance Space 11 Talk to Jelesia McGregor 113 MBCR P.M. Clyburn 3 P.M. Of Montreal 3 pm inside... Fighting the Loss of Friends FREE show Rugby Game $3 pitcher night By Kathryn Leahey & Madeline Helser UK Grand Student Akron OH Peach’s Grill RWN...... page 3 nity meeting held last week facilitated the discussion of possible Ballroom Last Saturday marked the final day of school here at Antioch for solutions that would allow these students to remain at Antioch Lexington KY LCs...... page 4 four first year students, Brock Kalbfleisch, Alan Fiser, Cary James, and receive a less harsh but more meaningful punishment. After 8 P.M. and Daniel “Stubby” Carroll, who were all expelled for a violation much brainstorming and debate, a petition letter was drafted and of our college’s drug and alcohol policy. addressed to the President in order to show the entire community’s Livermore Street...... page 8 A week later, Jimmy Williams, the Dean of Students, called one concern for these, our fellow community members. After the let- of the four expelled students down to his office where Williams ter was drafted and over 100 signatures were collected, another confronted him about the supposed incident. After making it clear idea was brought to the table. A collection of money was taken up History Ad/ComCil...page 10 to the student that he absolutely knew what had occurred, Williams strongly recommended to the Hip-Hop w/Chuck.....page 14 student that he write and sign a statement confessing to the act, informing him that he were to do so, his punishment would be less severe. Thinking his pen- alty would be mild; he wrote and signed a statement, *Declassifi eds are not edited DBOD...... page 14 DeClassifieds* an act repeated by the three remaining students. Two Dear emo kid, your hair is so emo it cuts KT – I DO miss you! Bo. days later, the four were notified that they were being itself! Keep it real! – Wood Pipes Dear Kenlan: I know you don’t go to this Wet Events...... page 15 expelled from Antioch College for a violation of Hey you, with the airhorn, next time the fire To Katrina and Robin: Thank you for school anymore, but I still think you’re the Antioch’s drug and alcohol policy. Had the students Virginia – I hope your birthday on Monday alarm goes off in the middle of the night, always going that extra mile. XOXO SA best darn community member. No politics was fab! You rock! Love, Your Hall could you please on use it if there is an allowed. Love, Anne Community Meeting.page 16 been apprehended in transit by local police, they Advisor actual emergency. Some of us don’t think Maddy, Alex. Abbey, and Sophia – Yall are would most likely have incurred a fine up to $150, in it’s funny to be woken up to be harassed by wonderful (heart) Kelly CG: I want you all to have my babies accordance with Ohio state law. Racism is letting a man of color go down fire alarms AND on airhorn. Thanks. – Your secret admirer for your mistakes. This newspaper will now self-destruct. Crossword...... page 17 This incident, if nothing else, has unified a formerly Dave, Chelsea, Phillip & Luke – Thanks Dearest Anonymous Fourth Year – Do not, stratified academic community. Not long after news I’ve been sleeping under your bed at for being fantastic friends & supporting me Freshface – much bulldozer love (heart) L I repeat, do not touch your basement. Love, of the expulsions spread via the omnipotent Antioch night… when everyone else sucks. (heart) Kari Anonymous Third Year QOW...... page 18 Antioch Environmental Group rocks! Want rumor mill, faculty, veteran Antioch students, and Keep on healing. Dennie Eaglson – Thank you for catching to be on the listserve and hear about what Clothes are good. Don’t eel shy about wear- first years alike were outraged and ready to take my mind when I lose it. we’re working on? Send my an email. ing them to parties! – K action against an act of the administration perceived 2nd year girl co-oping in the library – Your [email protected] Horoscopes...... page 19 beautiful. I’m glad your back. I like cheese! Tess: We love love love you. Thanks for as far too harsh by some. An emergency commu- Erin Winter: I think you are the cat’s meow. Thanks Phil. You are beautiful and I love being an amazing Banger. – Bingle Bangers Photo by Kari Thompson continued...page 7 Erin Winter..You are amazing. Thank you Whatever that means. Well, you’re cool, you. for building an art community and encour- okay? (heart) Tess T. Lindsay – You are my sunshine. Not my aging art. I love the organic garden! – K only one but you do make me happy. Tom – Thanks for being my friend. Ruggers Steal Hearts, Ball Val, you are fucking awesome! Sincerely, Carrie Gabella Rugby Team – You rock. We ruck, we mall, I don’t want to be a chicken (or Marina). By the Lovely Lauren Hind & Mariel Traiman we drink ‘til we fall. In typical Antioch fashion, the Antioch pulling out a closet full of training techniques the likes To The Person Sending Themselves Now what am I gonna do? Dear Ryan: Someday you will hold the Declassified: I know who you are and if Here’s to blueberries and grapes. illustrious title of Fourth Year. If you’re Radicals, who needed to take extra time of which have not been seen since Rodney Dangerfield you leave $5000 in unmarked bills in the Perry – Let’s steal the RX-7 – L lucky… Love, the fourth years to put out their cigarettes and remove a coached the Ladybugs. This year’s roster includes a Birch trashcan on Friday night, your iden- Why are we the same person?!? large assortment of body piercings, delayed plethora of first time ruggers; Wendy-Lynn Zeldin, tity will remain secret. Sincerely, Painfully Pennell House Lady – No boots this week L-train – We raised you better than that! Informed but that booty is out of control. Can I get Communication from Free America: The Saturday’s rugby game. Lookers on were Alyssa Kutil, Mariel Traiman, Patrice Wyman, Clara some fries w/ that shake? (heart) A Secret chair is against the door. John has a long Corri – You are the platonic love of my life. met with a veritable symphony of “could Lee, Anne Fletcher, Chelsea Martens, Meredith Root, Tessicle – I loooooove you!!! – Dave Admirer mustache. Thanks for your strength and wit. (heart) someone put tape over my nipples?” and and Katie Archer, who in Saturdays game braved a seri- Chelsea Bring on the Blaze! Brendan: You are an incredible human. Man I love Frito Casserole. I’m bringing “is it ok if my cunt is pierced?” While the ous knee injury. Returning ruggers that are helping to Love, that Silly Bubble Fairy friend of Sexy back. Dearest First Years: Some day you too, may Cincinnati Women’s team were busy French teach from their experience and intimidate the newbies Please take extra care to involve our huge yours. become a third year. That is, if you work braiding each other’s hair and running drills, into rugby greatness include Antoinette Chensee, Ebonie first class in directionalizing our communi- Dear Antioch Students: How are you going hard, perservere, eat well and don’t transfer. ty. Reach out. We want to be involved and To my favorite Alternative Librarian – I to dis Frito Casserole then go back for Love, The Third Years the Antioch women’s rugby team were still Miles, Jennifer Switlick, Jelesia Clyburn, Lauren Hind, we want to be at a school we love. had fun photographing in the Glen. Love, seconds? Love a person who loves Frito learning to pass the ball without “rainbow- and Laura Kopp. Snowflake. Casserole. Chicken bean? CHICKEN BEAN! ing it.” A typical practice consists of the Radicals running I (heart) the new Record editors. If you find the integrity of this institution Dear first years: Just wait, you’ll be exclu- Dear Rory, you suck. Love, Sam This rag tag group of underdogs makes up and down the field looking somewhat reminiscent Lying is not sexy. Honesty, try it. could you return it to the Administration sive too, when you are fourth years. Love, up for in style with what they lack in actual of lost four year olds in a crowded amusement park. please VIA #1290 the fourth years. athletic skill. Don’t let the ponytails and They can also be seen running full speed into each other Who said anything about “Liberals Gone Mail Me To: Naked?” Put your clothes on. – M To my beautiful Girlfriend - I can’t help Dear Fourth Years: Just wait, mismatched knee socks fool you, these using an assortment of techniques to knock each other falling love with you. Love always, Your you’ll graduate and miss Antioch. bitches can fight. Coach Jeanette has been mercilessly to the ground. Folklore permeates the team Page 20 Photo by Kari Thompson continued...page 16 My sweet, my dear, my darling Antioch, Contact Us: The task of editing the Record and simultaneously bringing sexy back has utterly distracted me from my vigilant monitoring of conspiracy-themed internet message boards, so if the illuminati are cooking something up, and I’ll wager they are, I’ll be By Amy Campbell caught as off-guard as any of you. May I say, for the Record, in the Record, that I For a term subscription to the am so pleased with the tireless efforts of my staff I am unable to adequately express Antioch Record, please mail or (ANTISCOPES) TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) VIRGO (AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 22) my elation. We, as you may notice, have been able to print 20 pages of excellent con- hand deliver a check for $14.00 You think you’re right, allow for the possibility that you You’re one sharp cookie this week, Virgo. Way to go. tent for your reading pleasure this week, and hopefully we will be able to maintain to the Record offi ce in the base- CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 19) may not be and be willing to admit to it. It’s better to say Some of you may have been pissed about me writing this pace in the upcoming weeks. Next week, however, we will be doing something Capricorn, you’re sittin’ pretty this week, at least as far that you’re not sure than to look like an ass about it later. We using one Virgo as an example for all, but I was right ment of Antioch Hall. Our mailing as homework and fi nances are concerned. You’re racking else entirely, that is bringing you a ‘Retro-Record’ that will highlight the best of the all know you’re good at *ahem* charging full speed ahead, about you cleaning your room, now wasn’t I? Maybe address is: up those FWSP/IWSP hours and even if they haven’t paid just make sure the thing under those horns of yours is also this week you’ll be too busy using that fabulous mind Record from the past 5 decades. Excited? Not nearly as excited as our staff, who will out yet, you know you’ll be rollin’ in it when FWSP Fri- put to use. Speaking of horns be prepared to be grabbed of yours that you’ll leave that tongue of yours in your each spend 17 hours pouring over bound archives searching for the finest in tradi- The Antioch Record day comes around. Try not to get too distracted by friends by them, someone is going to try to jerk you around. 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Tarot Card: Four of Pentacles - We’re in the money, almost two weeks to read the CCNWSS’s take on the queer’s only party, or about the Call us: 937-769-1051 we’re in the money, we’re in the money [insert silly dance]. Peak Oil conference this weekend. Alas, alack, I think you all can deal. Thanks to all members of the community who GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21) LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22) E-mail us: Oh no, someone’s trying to foil all my plans. I’ll get those Don’t you normally balance things? What about that support free speech and the Record, in thought, word, and deed. Anyone who is interested in providing feedback to our AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18) [email protected] dastardly ass-hats!!! Slow down Gemini, are you sure budget you used to keep? Somehow you got off track, advisory board (RAB itself) should meet at the Antioch Inn on Friday at noon. We’d love to see you there. You’ll be feeling all gooey and vulnerable on the in- you’re not being a little too paranoid? I mean, after all, it’s but it looks like the middle of the week will preoccupy side and that’ll probably leak out so the rest of us can Until Next Time not all about you. People have their own agendas and things you enough so that you won’t have to worry about spend- see it as well. Ugh, try not to step on my shoes this -Luke they want to accomplish in life. Just because you think you ing all that cash you thought you had. You know if you week, and remember to shower. Good thing there are people around who are willing to tell you how much have eyes in the back of your head, doesn’t mean you al- did more homework you wouldn’t rack up that cell they love you and think you’re nifty, because honest- ways interpret what you see correctly. Let someone know phone bill anyway. Make time for the things that give ly, you are. And really, when it comes down to it, who what you think you saw, and once you’ve gotten a second you joy and piece of mind, like making pro and con lists. doesn’t love a cream-fi lled Aquarius? By the weekend or third opinion, move from there. Some of us only have Tarot Card: Two of Wands - I look to the world to Dear Community, coming, though if you could maybe make them a little everyone know. one face to lose if you chew it off, so try to avoid doing that, give me joy, and now I fi nd that materialism doesn’t Welcome to the second issue of the Record. Totally free. shorter? You know I type those things myself, which isn’t Oh, and before I forget, I rearranged the Record offi ce with you’ll be ready to party like it’s the age of Aquarius. Tarot Card: King of Wands (reversed and reversed again) mkay? You’ll get done what needs to be done, no worries. give me happiness, perhaps I should start look- FREE, unlike you. FREE, like my labor. That’s right, I’m exactly the most fun part of this so-called job. a bit of help. It looks the best it’s looked in years. Come - I think I’m at the top of the world, but where are all Tarot Card: Queen of Wands (reversed) ing beyond? Yes, Libra, that’s a fabulous idea. not getting paid for this issue, so you better appreciate it. I would like to recount my past week: Layout. Oh yeah, by, check it out. of my worshippers? Oh please, someone tell me I’m the - *stomp, stomp, stomp* I crush the intrud- Also, I am out of cigarettes and totally broke, so if you I also ate occassionly. coolest thing since fl uffernutter? Hmm, well, you may ers!!! What do you mean they want to rebel? SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21) do like this issue of I would like to thank Whitney for thinking of me in QOW. Don’t litter, not be as cool as fl uffernutter, but you’re just as tasty. Were you planning on holding serious discussions to- the Record, let me I’m never mentioned in print. Foster Neill CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 22) day? You might want to hold off on that, but don’t ig- Yay!!! It’s a pity party!!! Invite Aquarius along and nore them either. Set a date to talk about what’s bug- know VIA a couple I would like to ask everyone to read something this week Layout Editor PISCES (FEBRUARY 19-MARCH 20) Focus young padawan, your emotions are a fl aming ball of you two can commiserate together. Don’t worry though, ging you, but let whoever is involved know that you do of butts. It will that wasn’t assigned to them. Really, it’s worth it. I recom- fury this week and you’re likely to get upset for no reason. chances are this will make you feel better in the long run. plan to address their concerns. There’s only so much mean the world to mend poetry. Our library has a great collection of literary Take a chill pill, realign yourself with the force, and call me I mean, how long can you carry around that lifeless corpse you can sweep under the rug before it becomes a gi- me. magazines. in the morning (but not really). A friend will make up for of a heart your ex left you to live with? Go on, get the ant, unattractive lump and hiding with the dirt will Got an idea for the This is IMPORTANT. DON’T LITTER. I see Records this probably irrational feeling of anger by doing something stank out, then fi nd yourself a Frankenstein to revitalize just get you squashed. Crunchy, crunchy Scorpio. Record? Tell us be- people bring outside and leave on the picnic tables fl ying you barely have to ask for and you’ll feel all warm and fuzzy that beastie. Who knows, maybe you and Aquarius can Tarot Card: It’s pretty hard balancing those two fore Wednesday. around, eventually to fall where someone else will have to again. In the meantime, try not to cut off anyone’s hand. give each other a…jumpstart. (Oh yes I did go there.) swords at once, especially blind folded. Put one down Tarot Card: Eight of Pentacles (reversed) - I don’t really Seriously. Someone pick it up. Litter something else if you have to, just not this. Tarot Card: Knight of Cups - I’m so weak and by planning out how you want to handle the issue fi rst, feel like actually working on this whole relating to oth- vulnerable up here on this big white horse, maybe some- then you can actually hack at it with the other sword tried to email us two If you don’t want to keep it, put it back in the stack, give it ers business, maybe if I hit something hard enough things one will come rescue me and I can get off of this damned while you remove your blindfold with the free hand. declassifi eds today. to someone else, anything but leaving it for someone else will work out. Don’t do it Pisces, just don’t do it, although animal and cry like the rest of the world. Wait a minute, We already don’t to pick up. We all work very hard to present the community socking a Leo in the arm would be good for stress relief. don’t Cancers cry enough? Ah well, guess there’s more. SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22- DECEMBER 21) really have space with this every week and deserve at least a little respect. Looks like things are cooling down again Sagittarius. for the millions we Besides, I know you didn’t read everything. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) LEO (JULY 23-AUGUST 22) You had a rough week with all those mood swings and Why…is…everything…moving…so…slowly…to- Leo’s gonna pick a fi ght this week. Know why? To get at- what not. Things may still seem to be hectic, but that’s just got at Community I want everyone who did work on this issue to know day…? It’s not Aries, you are. For some reason that war- Meeting. Thanks how much I appreciate it. You are all great community tention, big surprise there. What’s worse is that hormones a little residue that will fade by Friday. Daydreams are like vigor is on the wane this week. Maybe now would be are running high so he or she will probably do it to gain pleasant and encouraged. Maybe there will be some nice everyone, keep ‘em members. Maybe we’ll make t-shirts or something to let a good time to think about all those rash things you said last the affections or attentions of someone they’re sexually at- enough weather that you can sit out in the sun and enjoy week that you might want to apologize for? If you’re not The Staff Submission Guidelines: tracted to/romantically interested in. I at least hope for the yourself. You might want to take it easy, but don’t take it Daniel McCurdy: Mariel Traiman ready for this, it’s a good chance for thinking about those Content Editor: Kim-Jenna Jurriaans: Reporter/R.W.N. Reporter sake of the other person involved that the make up sex will so easy that you let people walk across you, especially if Reporter philosophical problems you’ve wanted to work through for The Record welcomes submissions from all commu- be fantastic or at least as loud as the argument so we all you happen to be sunning yourself near the rugby fi eld. Luke Brennan Wesley Hiserman: Kari Thompson: the past three years, but just can’t seem to make up your Chris DeArcangelis: Reporter sr. Photographer nity members, in the form of articles, opinion pieces, have more reasons to roll our eyes at you. Grrr, Leo, grrr. Tarot Card: Tower (reversed) - Chaotic effects Repoter/Columnist mind about. Try not to blow any money on things that are Layout Editor: Madeline Helser: Aidan O'Leary photographs, illustrations, and letters to the editor or Tarot Card: Page of Pentacles (reversed) - What I are in wane. Time to put the tower back togeth- Edward Perkins: Reporter Photographer fl ashy, trashy, and cheap. You’ll wake up with a bad head- Foster Neill R.W.N. the community. The Record reserves the right to edit all ache and wondering what the hell you did with your money. hold in my hands is the most glorious metaphysical er again, or better yet, build it somewhere where Niko Kowell: Megan Homewood: submissions for spelling, grammar, length and libel, and Jeremie Jordan: Sexpert Crossword Tarot Card: Queen of Swords - I have so much to think about, penis in the land, and I’m going to lift it up and pro- lightning isn’t going to strike it to begin with. Reporter to crop or resize photos and illustrations. All submissions Marjorie Jensen: Morgan Realegeno: but this sword is so awfully heavy. Well then put it down Ar- claim it’s brilliance to the world so they can know the Paige Clifton-Steele: Columnist QOW Reporter must be received digitally. Those interested in submit- ies, for the love of a Supreme Burrito Being, just put it down. joys of…Hmm, I think I stopped caring, Leo, sorry. David Bishkoff Dylan Merriam: ting to the Record should contact the appropriate editor. Bella Vilshanetskaya: Music Reviews VS. Reporter Amy Campbell James Fischbeck: Kathryn Leahey Horoscopes Advertising Policy: Reporter/Asst. Reporter We welcome all inquires for advertising, but we reserve the right to make final decisions regarding ad content. Mission Statement We will not censor any ads, regardless of whether we, the editors, agree with the advertiser’s political affilia- tion or not. We hold the belief that our readers have a - To serve the information needs of the community in a continuous fashion; sense of their own biases as well as a basic respect for - To provide all members of the community with access to their newspaper each advertiser’s freedom of speech. All ads accept- - To serve as a reliable instrument for recording the College's history ed will be run exactly as submitted. Please contact - To serve as an instrument for education in civic and journalistic responsibility us with further inquiries. Rates available upon request. Page 19 Morgan Realegeno Brought to you by Religion Car Bomb Explodes Outside Somali ‘Parliament’, War Question -Chris Appears Imminent By Edward Perkins southern Somalia. This 8,000- lier this year, the UIC rapidly 500 Ethiopian troops recently nation, and thinks their numbers A recent car bombing out- man force is intended to support expanded its territory and now entered Somalia. The troops will increase. In the past few side the Somali ‘parliament’ the weak TFG, and is scheduled controls almost all of southern are believed to be positioned years, several terrorist attacks in Baidoa highlighted growing to enter Somalia by the end of Somalia, stabilizing parts of the just east of the southern city on US targets in east Africa tensions between rival factions the month. Uganda has pledged country which have been ruled of Baidoa, were the TFG is have been somehow linked to in the fragmented nation. The 3,000 troops, but there is no indi- by various violent warlords based. The UIC controls the Somalia. Somewhat not surpris- Of bomb killed eleven people, cation that it will shoulder the since Somalia’s government area around Baidoa and could ingly, a US corporation has been Homicide including members of Somalia’s rest of the burden. The remain- collapsed in 1991. The UIC has occupy the city virtually at will, accused of being involved in ‘ruling body’, the Transitional ing troops would likely come begun mobilizing its troops, and although Ethiopia has strongly plans to carry out secret ille- - Dan Missale Federal Government. One of from Kenya, which also borders vows to fight IGAD or AU forc- cautioned against such action. gal covert mercenary opera- the dead was the brother of Somalia and supports the TFG. es should they enter the country. A tentative truce also exists tions in Somalia. The UK paper Somali ‘President’ Abdullahi The TFG exercises no material Ethiopia, which borders between the TFG and UIC. The The Observer ran an article on Yusuf. The TGF said that two control over Somalia outside Somalia, has a long history secular Ethiopian government September 10th accusing Select arrests have been made, but no Baidoa, but are internationally of conflict with the war-torn fears the rise of an Islamic gov- Armor, a Virginia corporation, of other information was given. recognized as the Somali gov- nation. Ethiopia backs the TFG ernment in the region, as well as planning operations against the The United States quickly ernment. The UIC has chal- and accuses the UIC of shel- growing Islamic fundamental- UIC on behalf of the TGF. The blamed the Union of Islamic lenged their authority recently. tering ‘terrorists’. Unconfirmed ism within its own borders. A report quotes emails from June The Week Courts (UIC) for the bombing. Since capturing Mogadishu ear- reports say that as many as United Nations report has named of this year that allegedly prove The UIC is a populist Islamic Eritrea, a small nation that won the CIA knew about the plans, No booze + wood pipes movement that started as a con- its independence from Ethiopia and had given the OK. Select What vices have you turned to = babysmoking… federation of Islamic courts. following a long and bloody Armor is a private security firm -Dave Bishkoff They have risen to become war, as one of the UIC’s back- that engages in security and the biggest power in the tur- ers, providing guns and money mercenary operations world- now there is no booze at parties? bulent nation since capturing to the group. Inside Somalia, wide. The observer accuses the capital, Mogadishu, earlier the UIC has widespread sup- them of meeting with President this year. In addition to control- port. Most Somalis are Muslim Yusuf and key Ugandan offi- ling Mogadishu, the UIC hold and welcome the rule of Islamic cials. The email quotes Select virtually all of southern Somalia law after 15 years of anarchy Amour CEO Michelle Ballarin with the exception of the city and violence. A UIC spokes- talking about personally meet- of Baidoa. The UIC has denied man recently blamed Ethiopia ing Mr. Yusuf and boasting that any involvement with the bomb- for the car bombing in Baidoa. her company had been granted Now I have to buy Sporty Vice ing, and is not the only group The United States is also close- the use of three military and More booze at parties twice as much -Alex Mette with interests tied to the TGF. ly monitoring the situation in air bases in the region. Select - Shea Witzbergr The Intergovernmental Somalia. The UIC denies any Armor operates an office in herb from first Authority on Development links to Al-Qaeda and insists Austria, and was recently the years? (IGAD), a regional group, that there are no terrorists train- target of an investigation by -Bill and the African Union (AU), ing in their territory. The US Austrian prosecutors. They recently announced a planned believes small groups of Al- have denied any operations ‘peacekeeping’ incursion into Qaeda fighters are already in the in Somalia, and Mrs. Ballarin continued...page 5

Hate. 100% Pure Fucking Shadow Government Formed in Mexico in Wake of Hate!!!!! Mayonnaise Buying alcohol for minors Dressing Slutty -Devin Ross -Lauren Hind -Marina Weisz -Marissa Rose Disputed Election By Daniel McCurdy around Mexico in celebration of his victory. Furthermore, to that of the U.S.’s in 2000 and 2004. In both instances, news reports came out that there had been intensive bal- the Democrats led the Republican in the exit polls. In After six years of a U.S. right-wing friendly govern- lot stuffing in rural precincts which are the ones with the end though, the Republican won, as did Calderon. ment in Mexico under President Vicente Fox, elec- least security. Some footage showed a Calderon sup- Another similarity between Mexico and Florida was tions were held July 2nd to determine Fox’s suc- porter actually stuffing a ballot box. This, together with the involvement of ChoicePoint. This is the company cessor. Felipe Calderon, said to be the ideological other voting irregularities still did not stop the electoral that helped Catherine Harris take out many African continuation of Fox, will keep conservative policies commission from announcing Calderon as the winner. Americans from voting in the 2000 elections. The up and running. On the other hand, Manuel Lopez As in Florida, the government sponsored Electoral Bush administration sent ChoicePoint to do some Obrador, former mayor of Mexico City, represents the Commission did not let a full recount take place. One work in Mexico for the elections and it did exactly other side of the political spectrum, with a form of thing that stood out was the high number (about one as it was told. Many Obrador supporters were barred Talking to Foster Full-contact Origami Robbing the B.P. Taking pills before the party government emphasizing social welfare and reform. million) of unreadable ballots. The Electoral commis- from voting for some reason or another and sometimes Two weeks after the elections, authorities announced sion agreed to open one percent of the blank ballots, spent hours waiting for a response from the govern- -Whitney Stark - Ryan Boasi -Nina Magiliocchetti -Perry Shoar Felipe Calderon to be the winner, defeating Manuel Lopez which mostly turned out to be votes for Obrador. ment as to why they were not eligible to vote. Greg Obrador by the smallest margin in Mexican history, just Statistically, if a major recount of the all the ballots Palast interviewed a Mexican that was not on the vot- over half a percentage point. After the recount, Calderon took place, Obrador would definitively be the victor. ing list that said “I wasn’t able to vote. I wasn’t on still won but Obrador refused to accept defeat, declaring Investigative reporter Greg Palast, author of “The Best the list. I waited seven hours here for nothing, seven that the elections were fraudulent and of no legitimacy. Democracy Money Can Buy” about the fraudulent Florida hours in the rain, seven hours hungry, just so the elec- Throughout the ongoing weeks Obrador and his sup- elections, was in Mexico City right after the elections toral representatives could laugh at me. The Electoral porters have pressed for a vote by vote recount of the took place. He recounts on “democracy now!”(radio and Commission is a real fraud. I tell you that as a Mexican.” elections, and Calderon was a on a nation wide tour television station) how the Mexican elections are parallel Obrador thinks he has the true support of the people. continued...page 5 Page 18 Page 3 Learning Communities Continue their Evolution A Photoessay by Co-Op Student Quincy Gow Visions of Bolivia By Paige Clifton-Steel “I think faculty were caught off guard by tice’, ‘sense of place’, ‘embodied minds, class, though without The program of “learning communities”, how little students knew [last year],” says thinking bodies’, ‘revolutions’, ‘American Jahwara [Giddings], it’ll be less amazing now called Core classes, experienced a Janice Kinghorn, Dean of Faculty for Co- identities’, and ‘water maters’. Of these, this year.” retooling since its inception in the fall ops. “But [this year], everyone who came three are no longer offered. One of these First year Calvin Moravec is one of the of 2005, but incoming students this year to campus I talked to personally. They also was removed because of the retirement of first years of this fall that confirmed know- were slightly better informed about the had a summer effort to inform them about Dr. Jill Yager, while the other two were ing about the learning communities before program than those of last year. Many the core programs and the syllabi so that ended because visiting professors that he applied. “That’s part of the reason I first year students report knowing they would understand what the elements helped to teach them left. came to this school. I like the opportunity about the program when they arrived were.” Andrzej Bloch, Dean of Faculty, admits to look at one subject from three differ- on campus on September 1st, but The learning communities were original- that the decision to use visiting professors ent perspectives.” Another student in the being unaware of it when they applied ly part of a broad attempt of the college to was ill advised. “Hiring visiting profes- same class thought that the learning com- to Antioch College. This is a minor overhaul the educational system. A group sors is absolutely not the way to go. In the munity might have affected her decision improvement over the case last fall when called the renewal commission, which future we would avoid it.” about Antioch College positively--had she the class of sixty-seven students arrived was chartered by the board of trustees, The one visiting professor teaching known about it in advance. largely ignorant of the changes that had created them. The renewal commission this year, Elizabeth Nixon of American Already, the new students’ first impres- been made to the curriculum. comprised thirteen people—four from the Identities, was recruited to replace Beverly sions of the class experience within the In 2005, a first year student liaison campus and nine who were trustees or Rogers, who withdrew suddenly when she learning communities vary widely. committee headed by Nick Gafron con- outside experts. was asked to be temporary director of Rachel Alexander spoke highly of her ducted a survey in order to determine Elliott Fukui, a second-year who sat in the Coretta Scott King center. Rogers is chosen learning community, the newly when students first became aware of the on the renewal commission, believes that expected back next year. implemented Gaia, which encompasses core program. Rachel Hamilton, who ran the learning communities were created in Notably, the school has made marked botany, environmental science, and peace the survey for the committee, found that direct response to a warning issued by the changes to the process by which stu- studies: “I love Gaia. I think the teachers more than 50% of students had arrived board of trustees that told the college to dents select their learning communities. are really compassionate about the fact on campus unaware of the curriculum formulate a plan of renewal. Some people Previously, students were asked to rank that a lot of the students haven’t been in alterations. took this to mean that they would shut the the list of learning communities in the class for a while or haven’t had the desire The first years of 2005 that did arrive college down if this were ignored. order of their preference. They also had to excel in science.” On the other hand, informed were apprised of the new curric- According to Fukui, this pressure may the option to cross off one in which they Whitney Otto, another student in the core, ulum through mock cores, prospie week- have contributed to the hurried implemen- were not interested in participating; how- was dissatisfied: “It’s all ‘‘describe your end, and packets sent out in the July prior tation of the program, and indirectly, to the ever, the preferences were not always first earth awakening’.” She has since left to their arrival. “I visited and did extensive fact that incoming students last year knew respected: “I got the ones I wanted. But I the class. research,” says now second-year Mandela little about their curriculum. personally know four people that got put Within the surviving learning communi- Freiburg. “A lot of people didn’t know The college has made changes to the in the one they absolutely didn’t want to ties, the administration has left changes to about it, but I think it’s partly on them.” core lineup since its trial run. There are do,” says Kay Bauer, second year. the curriculum up to the teachers in charge This year, the percentage of students who several new learning communities added This year, students were able to sign up of their instruction. arrived on campus knowledgeable of the to accommodate the larger student body. for learning communities online or in the Several of last year’s learning commu- changes is unknown, though likely higher For the fall, these are Cool, Citizenship, registrar’s office, on a first-come, first- nities that dissatisfied students are now than that of the previous class. Members and Gaia. New learning communities for serve basis. defunct. “Embodied minds, Thinking of this class have had the additional the spring are Order and Chaos, ‘Art, Dustin Underwood, then a first year, Bodies’ was disaster,” says Freiburg. “I advantage of an internet website designed Business, and Chemistry’, and a science expressed concern that the content of think everyone in the class was pissed off. to inform them of the changes, as well as intensive core. some learning communities might be It was really disorganized. They basically ACROSS DOWN meetings with faculty members interested In 2005, six learning communities were altered for the worse from last year to just rolled around on the floor and learned in teaching a more informed class.** available for the year: ‘environmental jus- this one: “Revolutions was an amazing how to connect their brains and their bod- continued...page 6 1 What’s up _____? 2 Urinal artist 5 Does it and does it and does it 3 Musical genre well 4 The ______dew Broken Pathways, Broken Hearts 6 Do it like Salt-n-Pepa 6 Policy about doin’ it By Bella Vilshanetskaya 8 Wear while doin’ it 7 Occasional consequences of As many of the students have noticed, earlier, there was a that they will be fixed before November when 10 Band that released “dookie” doin’ it presence of two large machines on campus whose crushing most local companies stop producing asphalt. 12 “Ain’t nobody’s ______if I 9 Vaginal cleaning process weight damages several of the paths on campus. A cherry Estimates will be done in the following weeks picker rented out by the physical plant caused this damage. to asses the final price of the damage. It will do” Holiday song 11 Not doin’ it on purpose The cherry picker was rented out for gutter and roof alleviate some students’ concern to know that 15 Illegal to twist one 13 Cartoon dog repairs on the main building, North, and South Halls. money to fix the paths will be taken out of a bud- 16 Sci-fi book or pile of sand 14 Glove slap challenge In an interview, Darrell Cook, Assistant Director of get line for sidewalk repairs and no money will 19 Do them after cooking 17 Religious position the Physical Plant, disclosed that the repair would be taken out of any of the other unrelated funds. cost between twelve and fifteen hundred dollars. The repairs mandatory to the roofs and 20 Melon 18 John Wayne’s nickname According to Cook, the paths on campus were the gutters are performed once every 2- 21 To deliberately confuse 25 That impending feeling damaged because of the heavy base of the cher- 3 years. Perhaps in that time the Physical 22 Yellow green soda ry picker to hold it steady because with it, men Plant can come up with an alternative or 23 do it. (slogan) can be lifted up to eighty feet off of the ground. safer solution to maintain the buildings. While the roofs and the gutters were being fixed, Another, smaller machine seen on campus 24 Garry Trudeau comic beneath the machine’s weight, the paths crumbled. was a forklift. The physical plant rented the fork lift Photo by Kari Thompson 25 Saggy throat skin nic tables in front of the Caf. They were needed to pro- In the concern of saving money, the machine was the for a week to remove old furniture out of North and vide seating in the beer garden for the Jazz fest this past 26 “stick a ____ in me, I’m only option the physical plant had. It would have been Norment Halls such as bed frames and mattresses. weekend and they will be returned over the next week. done.” extremely unsafe to use workers on eighty foot ladders It had nothing to do with the damage done to the Before we know it, our sidewalks will look the same and that is a risk that the Physical Plant was not willing pathways on campus and the cost of this machine 27 How Snoop might do it as it did before. to make. The broken paths pose serious accessibility was not disclosed. The machine has been returned concerns, besides being an obvious inconvenience to to where it was rented and is no longer on campus. walking and biking students alike. There is assurance It was observed that this fork lift took off with the pic- Page 4 Page 17 World News Continued Mexico...continued from page 3 Dispatches from Community Meeting Obrador: “If I wanted, I could stop the country tinuing life peacefully. According to Fox, Calderon mitted on July 2, 2006, is not recognized. Second, By Kathryn Leahey tomorrow. I can. I can block airports, communica- is the “clear winner” of the elections. On the the usurpation is rejected and Mr. Felipe Calderon tions, and highways. I’m never going to do that. other hand the Washington Center for Economic Hinojosa is not recognized as the President of Pergram felt as though her thorough college students. Corri Frohlich, another Center activities. That’s not good for the people.” On Sunday July and Policy Research conducted an analysis of the the Republic.” Following the decision, the head th The term’s second regularly scheduled understanding of the Leg Code would candidate, is trying to make the big The most anticipated part of the meet- 16 , Obrador held a mass protest in the Capital recount of ballots that show that there were enough electoral tribunal announced that “First, according community meeting proved to be less be an asset. Chelsea Martens and Julie move between ComCil and AdCil. Chris ing, clarification from Robin Heise, of Mexico of over 1.1 million people (one of the irregularities to hold off the decision of a clear presi- to the final computation of the election, the can- exciting than the first. To begin, Beth Phillips both cited their previous commu- McKinless, the final student hopeful, is shared little new information and left largest ever held) and called for another protest dential winner. One of the things they have done is a didate that obtained the most votes in the election th Jones and Meredith Root (or Be-Root, nity involvement as a reason for electing most concerned about AdCil’s advisory some with a bad taste in their mouths. in two weeks. On July 30 , a protest of two mil- simple recount of the ballots in the voting precincts. of the President of the United States of Mexico collectively), the masterminds behind the them while Sarah Buckingham banked on board status, a concern that he say is Robin read from a statement that she had lion people took place and many started to set What is supposed to happen at the end of the voting was the citizen Felipe de Jesus Calderon Hinojosa. Womyn’s Center, were named Community her sheer love for Antioch. Questioning his reason for running. When asked by posted to First Class, reinforcing basic up camps all over the capital. This again was a is that the ballots that counted and the blank ones Second, the Presidential elections of the United Members of the Week. A string of thank- began, and we discovered that, although Caitlin how he plans to handle that con- ideas repeatedly. John Minter apologized protest to try and make the electoral commis- are supposed to add up to the number off ballots that States of Mexico are valid.” Although the tribunal fulness involving organized events then all of the candidates are already exceed- cern, he mentioned “creative methods”, for any misinformation that he may have sion do a recount of the votes. Each time Obrador were their at the beginning. Marc Weisbrot, co direc- did acknowledge the errors during the elections ensued. Hope thanked Robin for pro- ingly busy, they all believe that will have although he didn’t explain what he meant taken part in, and Meghan thanked him has asked his supporters to wage a peaceful and tor of the WCEPR said, “more than half of the ballot they still hold Calderon as the president elect. viding the meeting with refreshments, ample time to fulfill their ComCil duties by that. Ryan and Erin responded to the on behalf of all of the students for being productive resistance to force the recount. In addi- boxes don’t add up. And that by itself is enough of This past Saturday hundreds of thousands rallied and Ivan Dihoff thanked all those who if elected. When asked about specific question by saying that AdCil needs to so available; Robin followed up his state- tion there are now encampments all over the three a reason to have a full recount, even aside from all in Mexico City yet again. But this time it was not had attended the previous emergency policies, Meghan referenced a long-term improve the student body’s relationship ment by saying that John had not been hundred federal districts countrywide and many the other irregularities, and there’s quite a few”. to ask the Electoral Commission for a recount but community meeting, the organization of guest policy that she would like to see with the administration by acting in a working in financial aid long enough to of the protests have brought businesses to a halt. Heat around this presidential election has increased to vote for a new “alternative government” headed th which prompted Amanda to offer her devised and Brian mentioned an idea to strong but respectful manner. However, truly understand it. The statement was On August 6 , thousands of Obrador supporters dramatically and “If the will of the people is not by Manuel Lopez Obrador. All who lifted a hand as gratitude to Levi. Caitlin thanked Jimmy support low-income students throughout Corri, as opposed to Chris, sees nothing likely well-intended, although some felt built a human chain around Mexico City. The next respected, it will be an abuse to the rights of the is voting in a classroom during the Rally declared Williams for the Constitution Day festiv- the registration process, although exactly wrong with AdCil’s status as an advisory as though Robin was more chastising day, another mass of supporters banded together to people which would signify a rupture of constitu- Obrador the “legitimate president”. Aids to Obrador ities while Kaleigh lauded Melody for the what he went by that was not made clear. board. Although some of the questioning John than coming to his aid. After the protest in front of the Electoral Court in the capital. tional order and a hit against the state” said Obrador. said that aggressive protesting tactics were not th Shabbat and workshop she organized this Most candidates were found to have by the community devolved into state- financial aid talk, Melody led a brief By August 9 there began a partial recount of the Even with all this pressure errors, Mexico’s top going to be used but instead aggressive politics. th past weekend. CG as a whole was also ideas for making meetings more efficient. ments rather than inquiries, Amanda’s party etiquette refresher course. The forty one million votes. Obrador remained dissatis- electoral court declared on Aug 28 that there have The will of the people is at work and as Obrador recognized for bringing Swan Island to Brian announced that he was a trained question about AdCil taking action had wisdom imparted? 1) Don’t break any- fied saying that he and the people of Mexico deserve been no acts of fraud. As happened in Florida, the said “It is obvious that we are not acting out of campus. Chelsea and Jenna both thanked meeting facilitator while others presented all five candidates poised to show their thing! 2) Clean up after yourselves! 3) all the votes to be recounted, especially because partial recount of only a very small percentage of caprice or personal interest. Our decision and that the women’s rugby team as well as the ideas about preparation, redirection, and passion for actually getting things done. The SOPP still applies, even if you are the partial recount already showed so many errors. the cote still has Calderon as the winner. Obrador of millions of Mexicans represented here is the firm Cincinnati Women’s Rugby Team. Jenna sub-committee use. Meghan, however, Many of the announcements made drunk. Meanwhile, Calderon’s ally Vicente Fox has went on to say that “the official computation given and dignified answer to who the electors want.” also extended her thanks to her friends felt as though long conversations are after the candidates’ forum involved help The final major topic brought up at warned the public about Obrador’s extremism and by the Electoral Tribunal of Judicial Power of the for their assistance during her period of often very useful. Chelsea and Meghan being requested in one form or another. Pulse was a discussion over the appro- unreasonable actions that keep Mexico from con- Federation, which intends to legalize the fraud com- limited mobility. Finally, Luke thanked also both gave some ideas for strength- The Phone-a-thon still needs workers, priateness of last week’s Question of the all Record readers who complimented ening the council’s presence on campus as does the Coretta Scott King Center, Week. Most saw no harm in the topic, Car Bomb...continued from page 3 the first issue of the term. and its standing with the administration Events, and the Tecumseh Land Trust. although some felt that it was possibly calls Select Armor’s opera- ing AK-47’s and rocket launchers. to combine their armies, which problems persist. The UIC and the situation remains extremely When the entire community’s gratitude which centered around assuring timely Volunteers were called for by Jelesia exacerbating a standing problem. The tions in Somalia “classified”. In one especially troubling recent would be the first step in creating TGF still operate separate armies. volatile. With the ‘peacekeeping’ was exhausted, we proceeded with the progress. for Make-A-Difference day as well as misunderstanding related to the Record The UIC has received the incident, a 72-year old Italian a unified national government. They also disagree on many social force massing along the Kenya- candidate’s forum. Six students have Finally the interrogation of the pro- the CG office, the community garden feature was determined to be due to the blessings of many ordinary nun was shot dead outside the This seems to be a bright spot in and political issues. Ethiopia, the Somalia border, slated to invade decided to run for ComCil, while only spective ComCil members ended and to build a scarecrow on Saturday, and difficulty of judging a person’s tone Somalis, largely due to the sta- children’s hospital she has been otherwise stormy developments, TGF’s main foreign backer, can before the end of the month, bilization they provide. The port operating for the past few years. but no aspect of the agreement also be expected to frown heav- UIC soldiers deploying in the four students and one faculty member are future AdCil members were up to bat. the SOPP office for a poster campaign. in print without the use of the dreaded at Mogadishu, Somalia’s largest On a positive note, the UIC stat- has actually been implemented. ily upon any moves that would region, and Ethiopian solders making an attempt to be elected to AdCil. Hassan Rahmanian., the only faculty Despite all the help that is apparently emoticon. Noam Chomsky and Voltaire recently reopened for the first ed that two arrests were carried There are also sensitive issues ally them with the Islamists. possibly already in Somalia, Those running for ComCil are nearly all member who came forth, has been on needed, only one organization asked for were quoted and ideas about personal time in 11 years. Somali busi- out in connection with the case. between the two sides. The TGF A rally was recently held in war may be eminent in a nation third-years and seem to be overwhelm- AdCil for 10 years, but this is his first any money. One hundred dollars was rights and discretion were discussed, but ness owners appear especially Another ground for hope is a receives most international finan- Mogadishu, in which huge crowds all too familiar with its devas- ingly female. Brian Utley, the sole sec- instance of running on the community requested for the Queers Only Party on no real conclusion was reached except grateful to the UIC. The Somali tentative agreement between the cial aid sent to Somalia. The UIC of Somalis voiced their loyalty tating consequences. Refugees ond-year male candidate, made it known side. Two prospective council members, Friday, about which we were told to that the article was provocative. Tune economy has been all but crip- TFG and the UIC. The two sides accuses them of widespread cor- towards the UIC and their desire to have begun pouring across the that he feels his minority opinion would Erin Winter and Ryan Boasi, decided on “be there or be straight.” The Womyn’s in next week for more information about pled by the years of fighting, appear to have mutual interests. ruption in connection with the fight Ethiopia and the peacekeep- Somalia-Kenya border at a and while still suffering there The UIC has control over key aid money. UIC spokesmen have ing force should the need arise. rate triple to the normal flow. be an asset to the council. Others’ rea- the spot to run. Both cited frustration Center is holding an event entitled “Love union workers on campus having to sub- th have been recent signs of hope. parts of the country and the most said that the TGF spends the Given the UIC’s previous mili- This demonstrates, yet again, sons for running differed. Nicole wanted with the state of the school as the reason Your Body Night” on the 29 and a mit to drug testing. There have also been some powerful army in Somalia, but aid money on luxury cars and tary success and the long history who will be the most affect- to make sure that campus voices con- for their decisions. Erin is also, appar- Planned Parenthood Potluck on October troubling signs as well. Although crave international recognition. upscale homes instead of actu- of violence and warfare between ed by another war in Africa. tinue to be heard during the changes that ently, a morning person, a statement that 6th. Everyone should also check posts Mogadishu is the most stable and The TGF has that recognition, but ally helping Somali citizens. Somalia and Ethiopia, plus the are occurring at Antioch, and Meghan cannot be truthfully made about most around campus about upcoming Wellness safe it has been for years, armed no real power. The rival factions Besides the tricky issues of religious violence that is consum- gunmen still roam its streets pack- have agreed at least on paper aid money and corruption, other ing the world at the moment, Rugby...continued from page 1 Photo by Kari Thompson as the women encourage each other to “watch the kitty,” a enough to not cause any pain. After the games, you can rugby term for the spot right below the belly button and above find ruggers chanting about pussy and engaging in binge Coup in Thailand: Military Seizes Control of Government the ‘cooch’. Never before have we seen a group of dykes so drinking in between nursing their injuries. By Edward Perkins reticent to bury their faces in each other’s crotches. “It really It is common thought that after a strenuous training tal law the following morning. Prime Minister. A statement army. Thai’s royal family has to support the coup for the time is a lot scarier when you’re running at it full speed…and it’s period which will probably involve many montages Royal Thai Army tanks and sol- Mr. Thaksin cancelled a from UN Secretary General yet to publicly endorse the han- being. Thais living in the United harder to ask for consent!” says one team member. of the Radicals being whipped into shape, and coming diers stormed Thailand’s capital scheduled address to the general Kofi Annan stated his hopes dover of power, but images of States may feel differently. We, the reporters are convinced this game was created by a together as a team to overcome anonymously evil adver- city of Bangkok on the evening assembly of the United Nations, that “there will be no breakdown Thai royalty were displayed on Around 24 protesters appeared th group of drunk sexually repressed homosexuals who needed saries they will pull out some form of wacky trick play of September 19 , effectively but is expected to remain in of law and order,” and stated the Thai government television outside of the United Nations an excuse to touch each other, and being to scared to outward- which will be used to defeat their opponents. This defeat removing Thai Prime Minister New York until some kind of his concern over the situation. following the takeover, along- soon after news broke. They were ly ask for consent, created a system of running, tackling, and will serve to unite the Antioch student population who Thaksin Shinawatra from power, agreement is reached with the A spokesman for Thai General side images of previous coups. reported to be talking on cell crotch grabbing and named it rugby. The scrum, for example, will be inspired to overthrow the current administration who was in New York at the time military. Amid widespread spe- Ondhi Boonyaratkalin, who led Thaksin was first elected phones with family in Thailand consists of nine, sweaty, hard-bodied athletes, who alternate and prove once and for all they truly are the Antioch of the coup. Military officials ciation of possible arrest, he has the coup, declared the gener- in 1991. He has been facing Although Thailand has between putting hands down each other’s shorts and wedging Radicals. So in closing we urge you to come out and took over government offices, yet to comment on the unfold- al the new Prime Minister on charges of corruption and abuse a long history of mili- their heads between the thighs of their teammates. Before the watch these star athletes in training play, we promise seized the national television ing situation. A United Nations state television. Boonyaratkalin of power. The Thai people have tary coups, this is the first in game can start, the referee inspects the fingernails of the play- sweat, blood, humility, and hilarity. station, and repealed the con- official was quoted as saying previously held the position of called for his resignation in the 15 years. ers making sure they are regulation length…meaning short stitution before declaring mari- Mr. Thaksin was no longer the commander in chief of the Thai wake of these charges, and appear Page 16 Page 5 My Liberal Agenda Teach-In Series at Antioch College: or How I Spent My Summer Vacation By the cooperative council for a non-wack social scene Human Rights and Wrongs in the War on Terror Senator. Marissa Fisher was spotted chan- naked by the end.” Remarked Katarina, sterilize our sense of humor, they can’t directed, and produced by Michael Kirk in 2005) Never before has this reporter seen such neling Jennifer Beals’ performance in an exchange student from Germany. tell us who to make out with under the Has torture been widespread in US detention facilities explores the controversial policies and practices King Castor: Past State Commander of Former a shameless display of blatant liberalism. Flashdance with a modern day Sunshine “There was a sexy Courtney Love look milky moonlight, if they give us t-shirts abroad? regarding U.S. detention facilities at Guantánamo POWs of the State of Ohio. Mr. Castor is a veteran Bush bashing, underwear sporting, drag Dore aesthetic highly reminiscent of this alike who crashed her fucking beamer, I chances are we will customize them. If so, why have these extreme measures been used and Bay, Abu Ghraib, and Baghram AFB, as well as of the Second World War, during which time he was dressing, power lesbian looking, political reporters mother which caused internal don’t really remember the night to well. I And to the Women of Antioch college- to what effect? in secret rendition sites. When this ninety-minute a POW in Germany for 26 months. agenda having, and planned-parenthood torment in me not felt since my last was pretty drunk. Rob the Rev is a fuck- you’ve got me spun. I am so in awe of What is known about the detainees themselves? program was fi rst aired in fall of 2005 few people saw supporting were in high fashion this past Daughters of the American Revolution ing dirty dancer, Jeremy and Jeremiah your power and wondrousness. I felt like In what way has the law been used to justify unlimited it and the press ignored it. We think it is important Dr Julie Gallagher: Assistant Professor of History, Friday night. Not going to lie, I had to rally in Plymouth, MA. …. Which begs as well.” Said a first year who wished a piece of pineapple floating in a bucket detention and harsh treatment? to bring it back in the context of recent disclosures in Antioch College, and Amnesty International buy a pair of safety glasses to protect the question- Lauren Hind, where were to stay anonymous. Erin Cizeski who of pheromone punch, I want to fall to my How have medical and military personnel, journalists order to promote further discussion on U.S. foreign Legislative Coordinator, The State of Ohio. Dr. my eyes from all the bleeding hearts you? To quote third year transfer Kim- wasn’t actually at the party had some knees and thank the goddesses for the and religious leaders responded? and domestic policy. A 30-minute discussion will Gallagher also monitors elections for the Organization splashing around. Who knew Antioch Jenna Jurrians “(The party was) Less witty and searing criticism to share with opportunity to rub elbows with such an How have these prisons been viewed internationally follow each showing. for Security and Cooperation in Europe, and has was such bastion of true liberalism? I timid than the last one. People seemed the community, in a private interview she incredible group of wicked smart, funny, and what are the implications? 2. National Cybercast: A Prison Beyond the Law: How recently overseen elections in Belarus, Ukraine, haven’t seen that much waffling since less reluctant to dance, less of a circle had the following to say; “ I like that if real, creative, strong, gorgeous women What is the responsibility of American citizens in these Should We Respond to the Problem of Guantánamo Armenia, and Kazakhstan. my waitress days at the international thing going on. I felt flattered from the you don’t have a costume, all you have who come across like a cavalry of a bright matters? Bay? Will be presented on house of pancakes. Move over radicals, lesbian community’s invitation to switch to do is either cross dress or wear your hope in a time of imminent darkness. Thursday, 5 October, 10:00 am to 7:00 pm Room 113, Dr Hassan Nejad: Professor of Political Science the Antioch liberals have taken over teams. Thanks Teddy.” It should also be underwear. And when did it get so cool The highlight of the night for me would These are some of the tough questions addressed McGregor Hall. and International Law, Antioch College. Dr Nejad the podium, and they look fucking hot. noted that earlier in the night the same to be a Jewish lesbian? Tell those chicks have to be my ambush by a certain inter- in a series comprised of a film, a cybercast, and a On this day, Seton Hall University will host an all- has published numerous articles and spoken widely Black lights and a cigarette strewn student was quoted as saying in regards to shave their pits and call me. And the national man of mystery whose patchouli forum sponsored by Antioch College and Antioch day conference cybercast to over 200 academic on Middle Eastern history and politics, the United floor set the scene for a night of lib- to her footwear “I walk like a bloody recent expulsion spree really cleared the stank still lingers in my nasal passages. University. These activities are designed to provide institutions across the United States to study the Nations, the World Court, the Geneva Conventions, eral raunch and debauchery. The air felt peasant in these heels.” Of the night sec- dance floor, I guess I appreciated that.” If you’re reading this you dastardly sexy rd concerned citizens with the most recent information national and international implications of indefi nitely and developments in international humanitarian almost viscous with beer sweat, and ond year transfer Mariel Traiman shared 3 year transfer Preston thought the androgynous creature of the night, I say about U.S. Government detention policies and prac- detaining hundreds of individuals defi ned as “enemy law. smoke- a combination that will someday “I put a lot of energy into my outfit and party might have been politically moti- to you: Firstly; What my Daddy don’t tices and to offer an opportunity for discussion and combatants.” A wide variety of experts will speak from inspire nostalgia in even the most sterile character, I think my performance was vated “ (the idea was to) Get all the know wont hurt him, secondly: there action. The organizers of this series believe that the military, legal, medical, and religious perspectives. We believe that, ultimately, much will be gained by of students. A near flawless stream of a little underrated. Sometimes I think liberals so drunk they don’t remem- is no other world, it is up to us to coax way we conduct ourselves in times of war as well as For the annotated program of the cybercast check open inquiry and dialogue. Handouts will be furnished gyration inspiring classics poured off the I’m ahead of my time, I saw myself as ber George Bush is in office, the sen- the good shit out of this one, and thirdly in times of peace represents our deepest values and the website: http://law.shu.edu/guantanamoteachin at the sessions and recent books on the subject will be D.J. table, and it wasn’t long until the maybe a young liberal senator’s daugh- ate is controlled by republicans, and in and lastly: I quit school cuz of recess shapes how the world perceives and responds to us. 3. A Local Forum on Terror, Torture, and Imprisonment: available for purchase from the Antioch Bookstore. dance floor was alive and kicking with ter who just fell face first into a moun- a few months the house will be con- I don’t play. So before I start creeping As Colin Powell recently stated, “Watch America. The Long Road to Guantánamo will take place on moves to make mothers proud (though tain of cocaine after Shabbat services. trolled by the republicans unless people around campus sniffing wrists like some Watch how we deal with this. Watch how America will Thursday, October 5, 8:00-10:00pm, McGregor Hall You may send questions and comments to the orga- it must be noted, Prince has performed It was cool though, I got to make out.” take the November elections seriously.” sort of Phish lot Cinderella I urge you to do the right thing”(May, 2004). Room 113. nizers at any time during the period of 20 September more than one song… I recommend his *Reporters note: All this kissing and Students of Antioch I raise my liberal show yourself in all your mustachioed through 10 October. The shared address for this 3 disc greatest hits and b-sides set). It telling reeks of insecurity honey. First fist to you (do liberals raise fists?) What glory and be my part time lover friend, This forum features four main speakers: purpose is: should be said of Liberals- even with year student Riley Carpenter reminisced I meant to say is I dedicate the following and I will deliver more rose petal bass 1. The film, The Torture Question, will be shown the absence of bottomless beer cups, of the night: “It was awesome amazing, t-shirt slogan to you- I am continuously thumping sensuality than an R. Kelley twice: William F. O’Brien, Ph.D.: Manager, Mental Health [email protected] and 1 dollar mixed drinks those bitches where else can you wear pantaloons and blown away by your power and your music video, yeah I don’t see nothing Wednesday, 27 September, 7:00-9:00 pm, 113 Care Unit, Veterans Medical Center, Dayton, Ohio. can dance. Notable ass shaker Emma a turban. The girl with the rollerblades- I beauty. Antioch at an institutional level wrong with a little bump and grind. McGregor Hall As a psychologist Dr. O’Brien has worked with Jean Gregorek, Ph.D., Associate Professor of Emmerich was seen showcasing moves was a fan. And the pink pimp, that was is at this point weak and wonky, we are This concludes this week’s edition of and Saturday 30 September, 2:00-4:00 pm, 126 Prisoners of War and survivors of torture for 33 Literature, Antioch College to make Shakira jealous. Yeah, I said pretty awesome. Also the gray pimp who being subject to a sort of liberal white- my self serving liberal bullshit agenda. So McGregor Hall. yrs, spanning the conflicts in WWII, Korea, and Jim Malarkey, Ph.D., Professor of Humanities, it- she was that good. Other superstars actually looked like a pimp. ” Hey Riley, washing, a homogenization of culture, remember, we are watching, we really like This hard-hitting Frontline documentary (written, Vietnam. Antioch University McGregor include Anne Fletcher who made a stun- the cultural appropriation police called, a mainstreamification of the things that you guys, and we want to make you laugh. ning Al Gore and danced something like they need to bring you in for questioning. make us unique, beautiful, and dare I say Stay strong in the trenches; your fights a grounded angel working her way back “It was a good representation of the it- radical. Rather than make a laundry list are ones worth fighting. Don’t forget to Wet Events for a Dry Campus up to heaven (if you believe in that sort of Antioch community, people could be of injustices being hurled at the student get enough sleep, and don’t stop believ- By Jon Wohlfer thing). James Fishbeck made a breathtak- whoever they wanted to be. Although I body I will acknowledge the things they ing, hold on to that feeling. Much Love. offerings. They were busy refilling their Raspberry Wheat, which was what I was after, ing Hillary Clinton effectively negating kind of expected it I was pretty surprised can never touch. They will never have -The cooperative council for a non-wack This past Saturday marked the first of many Beer-related festivals in Columbus and having trouble with the Scottish Ale keg, I had the Ivan Porter. For a porter, it was the lesbionic rumors surround the young at how many girls ended up being half access to our dance moves, they can not social scene. this season. The North Market hosted the Columbus Microbrew Festival, where six fairly hop-y, but still retained the rich malt aromas and finish that make for a good lunch. Columbus-area breweries poured half=pint glasses of ales and lagers all afternoon. Among the best beers on tap were from the Elevator Brewing Co. and Core continued from page 4 Admission was $10 (two less than advertised), based on the fact that $10 is an easier Gordon Biersch Restaurant, though the latter isn’t necessarily native to Columbus. amount to make change Elevator featured some of the heaviest contenders; their Dopplebock was as ies. People just came to class in retired because of fundamen- “It was just the way things were tendency to run ahead of every- year felt over scrutinized.” pajamas because all they did was tal problems with the classes: structured. We were very much body else, and they become a Other concerns that recur among for that $12. This dark as any stout and an even match with Bell’s Consecrator. Their Barley roll around.” “None of them were found to be guinea pigs, and because there disruption for the other students. the student body are the large included eight tick- Wine was also hoped-up and stronger than any other ale present. Gordon Nick Gafron expressed a lin- problematic. They were removed was a lack of upper level student The original idea of the core class sizes and lack of difference ets (two more than Biersch featured many German favorites, among them a Marzen, Dunkles, gering bitterness about the lack because of the faculty that left.” involvement, we had no one to program provides for the use of from the high school schedule. advertised), a wrist- Hefeweizen, and Roggenbier (an anomaly to the Antiochians in attendance). of information afforded to his Many students who say they turn to. We were segregated. I senior teaching assistants, but in “No, I don’t think that the kinks band, and a com- In October, Columbus will hold the Ale Fest in the Greater Columbus Convention class. “We were all sold a dif- were concerned about the learn- don’t know if they’re doing it a role in which they would be are worked out,” says Louise memorative pint glass. Center. This fest will feature over 200 beers from 50 breweries; from Avery to Rogue ferent school, and then when ing communities before they deliberately, but it sure looks like supportive.” Smith, Associate Professor of My instinct was to and beyond. This time around $30 will get you 20 tasting tickets, a tasting glass, a we got there we were told about arrived also admit that the class- that,” says Fukui. Last year, the administration Theatre. I think it’s arrogant to start with wheats and sampling guide and brew chart, a food voucher, and a bottle of water (as you exit). the changes that they’d made.” es themselves have allayed their Freiburg echoes the concern. “It took a survey of student reac- say that all of the kinks could be lagers before heading An identical event happened in Dayton last month, and according to the brewmaster of However, he admits that ulti- fears. was definitely the downall of the tions to the learning commu- worked out of a program in its into stout country, so Belmont Party Supply, 200 beers are a lot to fit in one afternoon. He mentioned Dogfish mately it was not the learning Among other complaints about learning communities,” she says. nities. According to Kinghorn, second year, when all of higher I made a beeline to Head’s hop-infusing delivery system, where kegged ale went through a crazy-straw like community program that he the learning communities is a Bloch, has a different per- “There was a survey done and education is still working out its found unable to tolerate; it was frustration with the fact that the spective on the separation. “The the purpose of the survey was to kinks. It’s a process, one hopes, Barley’s. I had eaten device filled with fresh hops…and the fact that he lost his car…and his friends truck. changes to the co-op program. first years of 2006, like those reason was simple: the seniors elicit advice to give to the new and one that doesn’t stay static.” dinner at their brewpub So for those planning on attending, please taste respon- Dean of Faculty for Co-ops, of 2005 before them, are seg- and juniors will intimidate the incoming students. It wasn’t very before a gallery hop sibly, and until then, hands off our commemorative pints. Janice Kinghorn denies that any regated from the upper class- rest of the class. Because they successful—we didn’t get useful once, so I had already of the learning communities were men academically and socially. are more advanced, they have a advice. I think the students last tried a couple of their Page 6 Page 15 “Hip Hop: The Antioch Influence” pushed me to continue my way of expressing hip-hop culture. Its been a blessing My name is Charles Arthur Williams. First things first, I’d like to thank to have the likes of Jen, David Eagle, and now Tony, as well as a physical workout. Loss....continued from page 1 the students of Antioch for the unconditional support given to me personally My point is now this. Sept. 9, 2006, those same students that give nothing but a lov- and for the respect, acceptance, and embrace to all walks of race, culture, ing hand to me were able to witness hip-hop in its truest and most humble, yet explo- to be presented to the president to facilitate the repair classes are all great, and she has loved everyone she’s can’t even come back to visit this place and these people and creed. I’d also like to thank Luke for asking me to write this article. sive form. Visions of the faces I knew, which were a lot mind you, helped to enable of the damages caused by the term’s previous acts of met, but she finds the campus disorganized and unlike that I’ve made these profound relationships with. As most of us are well aware, the magnetic essence of Erykah Badu, one mag- me to live hip-hop on stage next to Erykah Badu. Antioch students are an influence on vandalism. Although no one knows who committed the “original Antioch” on which she was sold which KL: Do you feel that Antioch is the same place nificent singer expressing every ounce of her manifestation of soul, performed at hip-hop culture because they are an influence to me – and I am hip-hop! I am hip-hop these atrocities except the perpetrators themselves, it she believed was “one-of-a-kind” and feels as though to which you applied? the golf course of Antioch College. Now, a lot of students have seen me practice my because hip-hop is a culture that influences was decided that taking the initiative to help mend these the administration is trying to take away some of the SC: I don’t know, man. It’s sort of the same as I B-Boy skills around the campus. It started in the Common Room of Fess (Fesbop). people to search themselves, test themselves, former bad acts would strengthen the ailing ties between freedoms she expected here. feel about the national government and America as how Jennifer Parnel would often practice with me. She surprised me because she could and find themselves. Hip-hop is education the students and the administration, bringing us together I feel about the Antioch administration. It’s just tough, do stuff I couldn’t do and do it well. What else surprised me was I didn’t expect outside education grades K-12. Hip-hop is a as a whole. A total of approximately $70 was collected When asked about the effect of the expulsions on the you know. It’s the only word I can use to describe it. anyone to consider break dancing at Antioch. I mean really, I just didn’t expect study; it’s a particular path of life you walk that night, and all those wishing to contribute to this administration and school as a whole, Richard Jurasek, It’s very arbitrary. The people are still great, though. it. Years went by, Katie Andrews would film my progress. Not too long after that on if it’s meant for you to walk on. Hip-hop “good will fund” may bring donations to the CG office who refers to himself as Antioch’s “Chief Operations They’ll be what I miss the most, the community. This dance battles intrigued me, taking me to places such as Atlanta Georgia, Washington is generations old. And, it needs to be respect- where the money is so graciously being stored. Officer, in local nomenclature”, responded, “it is a loss place is all about community. I know the administration D.C., Portland Oregon, Seattle Washington, Dayton Ohio, and many other places. ed. Hip-hop has been performed inside of Since the breaking of this devastating news, it has of revenue, of course. That’s a painful fact. But it is an would never see it this way, but that night, all we were OK, what does this have to do with Erykah Badu? Well, that same night when she Antioch, has been known to many graduates been nearly impossible for one to walk across the Caf even more painful fact that there are those students who trying to do was build community, man. performed, I was blessed to grace the same stage alongside her. And I was able from Antioch, and has been extended from or down one’s hall without hearing a conversation would like to come to Antioch, who cannot because of KL: Speaking of the community, how do you to present my B-Boy display in front of my people at Antioch College, where it the birthplace in South Bronx to the little concerning the student body’s debate over and outrage the culture.” feel about the public’s response to your expulsion? all began. Big ups to School For the Def and Universal Spectrum. For those that village university called Antioch College. towards the administration’s actions. The students are, When pressed for comment President Steven Lawry Were you expecting this kind of a reaction? don’t know, Universal Spectrum was and still is crew, a crew I use to do hip-hop however, to be commended, according to Professor said, ‘Drug-use is destructive of individuals, families SC: Well, I wasn’t expecting to be expelled shows with. School For the Def was a crew that did hip-hop shows such as the hip- -Chuck Ivan Dihoff, for the maturity and passion that has been and communities, and all community members must because of the way the communication was between hop convergence, and mad shows in general. See, Antioch students have in a way, displayed over the course of these events. An informal take responsibility for eliminating it from Antioch. us and the Dean of Students office. I wasn’t expecting poll of student opinion reveals that the majority believes I will also add that I was deeply troubled by the anything, really. We never thought that this would maintaining and building ties with the administration is “Question of the Week” in the September 15th edition happen. But yeah, the community has been great. necessary, although the expulsions are creating “a larger of The Antioch Record. (What do you have to say to They’ve really come to our support in a way that’s the Dried Baby Organ Dispensary rift between students and the administration.” A request the Narc?) It was hugely irresponsible for the editors just above and beyond. I’m so grateful for everything By Wood Pipes to “remain respectful and diplomatic at all times” was to pose a question that implies condemnation of truly they’ve done, so grateful. But none of this could have previous releases then you will love this record, go buy would probably not consider this music. That said, it is voiced by one student, reminding all of Antioch that the responsible and courageous community members who been expected. Welcome to the Dried Baby Organ Dispensary. Here at it now. If you are familiar with their previous work but my feeling that this is Excepter’s most musical effort “administration is not the enemy.” Most are not quick want to live in a learning environment free of drugs and KL: What were expecting to happen? What the D.B.O.D. we pride ourselves on collecting and recom- you just can’t get down, then you most likely wont find to date. The entity known as Excepter has undergone to pass judgment on any party involved, especially are taking steps on behalf of that cause. This was a mor- were you told would happen if you signed the statement mending only the freshest of jams to smoke your babies to. anything new here. There’s also probably something a radical evolution since it’s original conception. Their Jimmy Williams, who has maintained his nearly univer- ally misguided and irresponsible question. I was deeply that you did? So much good music, so little time..... Once again wrong with you. If you have no idea what the fuck I’m first release, KA, was an expansive collage of ghostly sally beloved status on campus despite distaste for the troubled by the character of many of the responses to the SC: I was told that our punishment would be I must ask you to please bear with as I continue to talking about, I’m sorry, I really don’t know what to howls reverberating and being refracted between ran- punishment he relayed to the students. However, sev- question, some of which suggested that harm come to less severe. envision what exactly this column will consist of so say. Yo La Tengo have made some of the most heart- dom, sharp echoes of distant rhythms. That album set eral students scathingly drew attention to the fact that the so-called Narc. These suggestions, in combination KL: Who actually suggested that you sign the that there can be some sort of continuity in terms of breakingly honest music that I’ve ever heard, as well as a vague precedent for the various flavors of organic, Steve Lawry was not here when the decision was made with the blatant use of aggressive obscenities, deserve statement? layout. Ok, less bullshit more music. Smoke Babies. some of the most energetic and passionate. To try to use improvised sonic assault yet to come. From incoherent and feel as though these students have been chosen at condemnation, and should not be honored by publica- SC: Jimmy Williams, although he didn’t actu- words to describe the feelings that this music evokes deconstructionist synthesizer and vocal experimenta- random to be made an example of to the community. tion in our community’s newspaper.’ ally suggest it. [pause] He more than suggested it. Album Of The Week would be a preposterous and futile effort. Just imagine tion reminiscent of a dying an animal to eerie, mantric Others reference the history of disciplinary action at KL: Do you feel as though you were misled a well-worn, wind swept street corner in Hoboken, NJ droning of noise and distorted whispers, Excepter have Antioch, citing their memories of other students doing The students expelled were all hurt by the seemingly into signing the statement under the assumption that Yo La Tengo- I’m Not Afraid crafting some tear drenched psychedelic elegy to living managed to conjure some uncommonly disturbing and similar things and incurring little-to-no punishment as rash decision. Alan Fiser, one of the lost community this would not have happened? That you wouldn’t have Of You And I Will Beat Your and loving, and everything in between. If that sounds beautiful soundscapes. But this latest recording actu- reason enough why the four first years should not be members, said, “This is not what this school is sup- been expelled? Ass [[ Matador; 2006 ]] at all interesting to you, then I suggest that you go ally has a particularly warm and even inviting feel to forced out. Nearly all surveyed believe the students’ posed to be, and I am disappointed.” “I am worried SC: Yes, I do. I definitely do. We were com- and talk to that street corner. Or check out this record. it. Warm like the radiator that you huddle next to in the punishment was too harsh, especially for first-time about where this college is going to be in four years,” pletely honest, too. We told them everything. We didn’t Ok, I’m just gonna come corner when you’re listening to an Excepter album, so in offenders, and that there are “alternative and far more said Cary James, “but I love the sense of community give up names but everything else. And look what hap- right out and say it. Yo La Mew- And The Glass Handed a kind of morbid sort way, but warm nonetheless. This efficient mediums of discipline to remedy the situation,” and the people.” Brock Kalbfleisch said, “I came here pened. Tengo are the hardest working Kites is also by far their funkiest and most rhythm oriented such as community service, counseling, fines, drug test- because it was more than a school, because community KL: Do you think that there is anything that band in indie rock. Go ahead, ask them, they’re [[ Sony; 2006 ]] release thus far. One might even catch subtle traces ing, a public apology, et cetera. Some called for a new, was involved with the avenue of education I wanted to people are missing about the story? not afraid of you and they will beat your ass. of dub or some masticated, deformed semblance of a student-written drug policy and a first-year orientation pursue.” “I feel that this is the best place for me to foster SC: Well, are a lot of people hearing that we’re I last saw Yo La Tengo about a month or two ago Epic. A veritable progressive house groove craftily woven into the fabric of particular to said policy, although others believe that “morals and my personality, individuality, and my art,” said Stubby being kicked out for dealing drugs? Yeah. That was at the Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago. As the rock frankenstein, hipster style. pieces. So, that said, I love this band, I think that they’re common sense should prevail even without a readily Carroll. “I think that this is a good place with awesome, never our intention. We have people that went there set progressed, I realized that I wasn’t recognizing The most rocking rock opera that brilliant individuals, and I am all about this new record. assessable policy.” Still others have mentioned that the compassionate people, but I think the administration is together and people who came back, and it was distrib- any of the songs that they were playing, and the has ever been, Pete Townshend Not for the faint of heart of short of attention span. apparently unilateral decision violates their sensibilities misguided and is forgetting about the human side of uted, you know? People just bought it from the guy that musical stylings were so diverse from one song to wishes that he could take notes as to how they believe a progressive school like Antioch things.” we got it from. the next that I just assumed that they were playing on this album posthumously. This album is the shit. If you like Excepter, I’d also reccomend: Animal ought to handle student discipline, a sentiment often fol- The day before the students’ forced departure date, KL: So, what are you planning to do now? covers. How wrong I was. After maybe the third or They obviously spawned this record in some far away, Collective, Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, Bablicon, lowed by the catchphrases “Where is our Antioch?” or Kathryn Leahey sat down with a visibly shaken Stubby SC: I don’t know, man. I know that I’m still fourth song Ira announced that that they had devoted fantastical land of flying unicorns and only the tight- Battles, Black Dice, Dead Machines, Double “I want my Antioch back!” for a brief and emotional interview. going to do accomplish everything that I wanted to. I the entire set to debuting music from this album. est of math rock breakdowns. The Netherlands? No Leopards, Mouthus, Gang Gang Dance, Fennesz, Such sentiments have, in at least one case, prompted SC: [Holding up a lit cigarette] Do you mind if just wish that I could do it here. Here with my friends. As you can imagine, I nearly shat myself where I stood. silly.... but yes, actually, they are from the Netherlands. Hair Police, Lovesliescrushing, Nurse With Wound, a student to leave school without being forced. Aiden I smoke this? I can put it out if you want. It just sucks, man. Amazing show, I was moved to tears on more Matmos, Tortoise, William Basinski, Wolf Eyes McGuire, a classmate of those expelled, cites a conver- KL: No problem. than one occasion, blah blah blah, anyways. Excepter- Alternation [[ 5RC; sation with Cary James about the state of the school as SC: Alright, cool. At this point in the interview, Stubby was overcome This is a Yo La Tengo album. No matter what they 2006 ]] “Smokin babies like FDR did” her reason for beginning to think about withdrawing. KL: So Stubby, to be blunt, how much longer with emotion, and Kathryn’s line of questioning was might be exploring stylistically on any given release, -Wood Pipes! Aiden too will be gone within a few days. She believes are you with us? discontinued. Parting sentiments were exchanged. A there always remains a sound that is characteristically Putting the funk back into that “the school is in a state of transition and maybe SC: Tomorrow at noon. Then I’m banned from stand was made. Four friends were lost. Yo La Tengo, like different tunes played on the same haunting mother-fuckers. Some doesn’t know exactly what it’s doing.” She says that her campus. Banned from campus. Isn’t that ridiculous? I guitar or some dumb shit like that. And I don’t mean that people might not consider this in a bad way. If you are familiar with YLT and dig their music. My father, for instance, Page 14 Page 7 church amassed so much money. stunning while stumbling around not extend to women. Women At lunch, I mused this over without her glasses, I couldn’t who belong to each other aren’t Livermore Street Full of Editors with my fellow Fellows and escape my horror at the ending. enough to keep creepy bar patrons By Foster Neill I, Woman By Marjorie Jensen eventually the topic turned to The three lead characters (Bacall, away. Caitlin and Jason went to Livermore Street depends on student bashing Ann Coulter. Last Monroe, and Grable) didn’t get bed while Becky and I tried our Livermore Street, Antioch College’s student-run involvement to produce a magazine each month, she spoke at Denison and the last line. Instead, their newly luck hopping to another location. literary magazine is up and running again this term term, say the co-editors. As the only outlet Since I left you, dear reader, I Mike managed to weasel his way gained husbands toasted them, Finding another bar wasn’t with four co-editors: Emily Dezurick-Badran, Mahina students have on this campus to put their have spent an appalling amount past the college republicans and reducing them to “our wives.” difficult. Along our street bounc- Embers, Chris Lisieski and Foster Neill found time work in print, and to learn how to produce a of time in the Newberry Library into the auditorium. He posed Certainly we have transcended ers called to potential custom- to break away from their busy schedules to meet literary magazine, Livermore Street is vital- working on my research paper a reasonable question about her the 50’s mentality that subjugates ers (women without male escorts last Friday in the Livermore Street office to dis- ly important to this community. Without it, about cross-dressing and gender preaching morality in an unrea- women. This is post-feminist of any type, that is). I never cuss plans to produce this term’s magazine. The the creative culture that helps to define the roles in the English Renaissance. sonably short skirt. She coun- America, right? We’ve had three thought that “ladies” could be This entails reading 17th cen- tered his charge of hypocrisy with: waves of feminism, in fact. But such a sleazy term. Perhaps there group will meet every Friday in the Livermore Street Antioch community will continue to crum- tury pamphlets where the print- “Are you a Democrat, baby- the beach seems untouched in is a certain kind of validation office at 6:00 P.M. The Livermore Street office is ble. Supporting Livermore Street is good ing makes “s” looks like “f;” cakes?” A college republican some places. The place to discuss in having strange preppy men located in the Union, just beyond the Pool Room. for you, good for the community, and good Shakespeare’s plays; and speech- confiscated the Q and A mike; this was the now-infamous Zebra judge you and deem you accept- Livermore Street is open to everyone in the community for the future of the community. Not sup- es and letters of Queen Elizabeth I Mike was unable to counter. He Lounge. Caitlin joined Becky, able to harass. Perhaps not. and encourages students at any level of familiarity with porting Livermore Street (i.e.: not attend- looking for gendered commentary. decided Ann was a coke-head Jason and I while the piano play- We ended up at the Bar Chicago, literary endeavors to attend. Meetings consist of general ing meetings, not submitting, not talking to Throughout this search, have slut (to put it mildly). She er took a break between sets. whose uninspired name matched discussion of ideas for events, how the magazine will peers about literature, etc.) is bad in every- Op / Ed I found that the concept of gen- claimed to be “friends” with Two Brians approached our the clientele, begged for the be run, review of any work submitted, and workshop way and will guarantee a painful death. Photo by Aidan O'Leary der has progressed tremendously? Bill Maher and Jon Steward, the table. Both were old and sketchy- ‘how high can we get’ game. 21st century America still faces media heroes of the left. Bill typical patrons of the Zebra. I We ascended stairs for a view for anyone interested in feedback on their piece(s). Digital submissions are preferred, but all submissions This allows the opportunity for all pieces to benefit some Elizabethan challenges. Maher also referenced their “rela- would have ignored them, but of the dance floor, which was Livermore Street utilizes students in two ways. First, will be reviewed. You can submit your work in the box from the discourse that is both often necessary and lack- While compiling a mailing list tionship” when she appeared I smoked my last cigarette. At little more than a dirty warehouse. it depends on students for submissions. Livermore in the O.K. Library, by emailing it to any of the co-edi- ing in much of the writing life. Livermore Street also of the Gala Committee at my on an episode of Real Time. a loss, I asked the Brian with Finding no potential dance part- Street welcomes submissions of short fiction, poetry, tors, or by slipping it under the Livermore Street office needs the last month of the term for layout and printing. Development job, I found more While I didn’t dispute the argu- a ponytail for one. An agree- ners, we pushed our way to dance essay, photography, drawings, paintings, and recipes. door. Do not wait until the last minute. The editors would Keep you ears tuned for upcoming events spon- than one woman referred to as ment about Ann’s habits, I won- ment was reached: a joke for on the DJ booth. He announced Livermore Street also needs student involvement in the like to start a new practice of actual editing by way of sored by Livermore Street. Hope to see everyone at Mrs. Someone-or-rather. I thor- dered why we were categorizing a smoke. Why did the con- that any girls dancing on the bar Editorial Board, which is a body of students responsible a common workshop, in which prospective pieces can the upcoming meeting and don’t forget to SUBMIT! oughly searched our database, but her in terms of who she fucked. dom hit the wall? It was pissed got free shots. Time to move. for deciding what goes in the magazine and what doesn’t. be brought for review by the editors and other peers. these women remained nameless. She was still property, in a com- off. This earned me a Camel A midget stood on the bar, tip- Do modern women still only munity bike sort of way (every- light. The other hit on Caitlin: ping a bottle down girls’ throats identify themselves as someone’s one gets a ride). Does a woman “So, I play guitar.” and offering them a hand up. We wife? Does the hetronormative really have to belong to someone? “That’s nice.” Caitlin forced a managed to make something out Sublimely Sub Par Show Opens at the Herdon title overshadow any other des- Why do our most esteemed insults smile. “My girlfriend plays bass.” of the night with him and his By Wes Hiserman ignation? A noteworthy reprieve for women reference their sexual- “That’s hot.” cherry-flavored liquor. Was this Maybe I come from the wrong from the wealthy straight cou- ity (not that Ann doesn’t deserve Jason stopped twirling Becky empowering? We were trapped era to appreciate the art of these ples was one Sister Ida Ann, a the worst we can dish out)? to the stereo’s rendition of Stevie on a pedestal (of sorts) remi- It’s a sad occasion when pieces. After all, around World Life Trustee, which puts her in These questions persisted when Wonder’s Superstition, pretend- niscent of Elizabeth’s medieval the ads for an art show War Two might have been a time the highest donor category (read we watched How To Marry a ed to get a call and pulled us revival. At least our subjuga- outshine the show itself. when the same aesthetic found extremely rich nun). I puzzled Millionaire later that night. out of the uncomfortable situa- tion came with free alcohol. Since September 15th and in Florsheim’s work wasn’t also over how a woman married to the While Marilyn Monroe looked tion. Apparently ownership does until November 17th the churned out nightly by depressed Herndon Gallery in South high school freshmen across the Hall is showing a selection of country. The effect on today’s prints by Richard Florsheim desensitized youth (of which I am entitled the Social and Moral a member) is close to nil. Urban Nights, Aesthetic Sights… Effects of Warfare. This After seeing the edited ver- By the cooperative council for a non-wack social scene show seems to fall into the sions of Florsheim’s work on art culture that exists just below the surface. Bringing dancing throughout parking lots and ally ways. category of art that depends fliers made by Antioch’s own Dr. The C2 gallery sits on the top floor in the first build- attention to the, often overlooked character that per- With all the people and energy in the streets it was on history instead of quality. Colette Palamar, I had height- ing of the Front Street Warehouses. “A Bicycle For meates the streets of Dayton by inviting the public to practically impossible not to have a good time. The Florsheim, who lived from ened my expectations of the Two” was the themed show held in the last week of better get to know the downtown area. A variety of culmination of the night brought a few of us to a highly 1916 to 1979, helped make show itself and became sorely August. It was the first in a series to be presented by the galleries, restaurants, and retailers participate in show- crowded Fifth St., where interacting and conversing an enormous name for him- disappointed to see the prints Powerthroughmetal co. and the Zeroworker Council. casing local artists and musicians. Many performances with a wide variety of interesting individuals gave self with these small, dark themselves. I fear that the same Two closely related local artist operated groups. No took place on Courthouse Square on Friday, September a breath of fresh air to everyone. We made our way and war-themed prints. I can effect will occur with others who admission charge, free food and drink make the whole 15th. There were also numerous stages scattered all into the Nite Owl to catch the performances of local imagine the former timeliness become interested in the show thing quite convenient. Fifteen artists displayed a around town, along with a myriad of street performers. anomaly Romance of Young Tigers, whose layered and extremity of his art was thanks to good advertising and a unique collection of work. The night was a success In comparison to years past, I was person- atmospheric instrumental noise gives the packed bar what pushed him into fame. heavily worded title. Where you for all involved and a hopeful glimpse of what to ally impressed by how much effort went in a wall of sound to digest, followed by the Early Day Now it seems like since then could want a deep insight into the expect from future events, such as the “Masters of the to making the event an uplifting occasion. Minors who cap the stirring night off on a perfect note. the images he portrayed- vul- psychology of war, you may find Universe” show scheduled for the end of November. The co-operative intensive climate and lack of Urban Nights is the cities attempt to bring people tures, barren landscapes and an antiquated and naive point of The C2 gallery sat in a central location for Urban pretension provided a very comfortable atmo- downtown more often and with more enthusiasm. forlorn faces among them, view duplicated as expensively Nights, the event that took place over the weekend. sphere. Having access to the personal workspaces In the creation of this kind of environment, I think have been surpassed a hun- as possible. A dozen or so Antioch students made their way down- of many of the people participating gave a more the attempt to broaden our attention has worked, and dredfold by the carnage war town to participate and support the most extensive, city- intimate portrayal of how the pieces came together. one can only hope for similar activities on a regular itself has presented us. wide, art walk to date. The fourth annual Urban Nights. Sculptures, paintings, and live graffiti were a basis. So keep an eye out for flyers for future shows The Downtown Dayton Partnership and the Dayton Arts few of the various mediums represented in and at the Front Street gallery spaces, specifically C2. Photo by Aidan O'Leary Community together provide the Miami Valley with an around the galleries. In addition to the exhibi- opportunity to receive a more intimate look at the urban tions, an elaborate array of performers aroused

Page 8 Page 13 International Bulletin U.S. “Donates” 14 Million Dollars to to destabilize the Cuban government of Fidel Castro lives of people in other countries. Unfortunately, the Oversee Nicaraguan Elections through economic sanction and covert operations. recent Supreme Court decision put the future of this program in question, and we need this legislation to Nookie With Niko Upcoming Nicaraguan elections, to be held on The Taliban a Greater Threat than Al save it. There is debate about the specific proposals Any nonconsensual activity is not welcomed. We must allow our community a space in November 5th, could possibly be an important polit- Qaeda in this bill, and my Administration will work with This week I’m going to tackle the which to learn about safe BDSM play. This way we are encouraging safe and sex posi- ical catalyst for the region. According to The Nuevo According to Pakistani president General Pervez Congress to find common ground. I have one test for subject of BDSM. I’m going to try to give tive behavior. Even the SOPP spells out the need for safety, consent, safe sex and com- Diario newspaper in Nicaragua, The United States Musharraf, the Taliban in his nation have grown this legislation: The intelligence community must you a broad overview. I won’t be able to munication. Seems like our own SOPP has a lot in common with the ideals of BDSM. recently “donated” twelve million dollars to NGO’s much more powerful than Al Qaeda. Years of be able to tell me that the bill Congress sends to hit every point, but I’ll leave you with many So what are the biggest problems for people who are interested in BDSM? They are in Nicaragua and two million to the Organization of conflict in Afghanistan since the cold war era on my desk will allow this vital program to continue.” suggestions for reading material. I hope you a lack of experience, lack of education, and a lack of awareness. I feel strongly that if American States to oversee the happenings of the have created negative sentiment among a large por- enjoy and please send me your questions. people are interested in engaging in BDSM play they should take it slowly, read, and learn Thousands Rally Worldwide for an Nicaraguan elections before, during and after they tion of the Afghani people. Since the early nine- We know the Antioch rumor mill is kind of as much as they can. Yes, you can really hurt someone during BDSM, but that is what Intervention in Darfur take place. The U.S. ambassador in Nicaragua, Paul ties, Pakistani madrassas (radical Muslim religious amazing. I can be in New York City and still know happens when inexperienced player doesn’t have a space to learn. Or worse, doesn’t care Trivelli, said that “these funds represent the strong schools) have sent countless students (Talibs) to what is going down back home. I’m going to do to learn. These are people you should not play with. So many people don’t take the time All over the world people large scale demonstra- bond that has been assumed by my government fight for the Taliban. This has created a sort of my best to provide some knowledge on BDSM to learn. BDSM is a skill and an art. Playing without knowledge is risky behavior and tions and protests were held against the ongoing and the Nicaraguan people for free, transparent and grass roots radicalism in Islam which has spread in and resources for further inquiry. I also took the not sex positive. It you want to beat your partner, great, but learn how to do it without genocide in the Darfur region of Sudan. In New inclusive election.” On the other hand, Sandinista much of the Middle East. Musharraff said. “The time to speak with our Events Manager, Melody hurting them. This may sound like an oxymoron, but anyone who is involved in proper York City over 30,000 rallied in Central Park and Presidential candidate and leader, Daniel Ortega, centre of gravity of terrorism has shifted from al Mackowiak, and she said, “The workshop will be practice of BDSM is not interested in injuring anyone. We kinky people need space so gatherings were also held in Dubai, Berlin, Dublin, said that these donations are part of a U.S. govern- Qaeda to Taliban. This is a new element which able to happen but it has to be very educational and we must have professionals. The school we can talk and learn from each other.; it’s important and the only way we can grow. Paris, London, Melbourne, Seoul, and Stockholm. ment plan to discredit the Nicaraguan elections has emerged, a more dangerous element because wants to make sure we are giving people current information about a BDSM lifestyle.” Ok, so now we’ve talked about BDSM and what do you do when you think you might These and other protest around the world were incase of a Sandinista victory. Furthermore, the it has roots in the people. Al Qaeda did not have I have to agree that education and safety are essential to BDSM. It’s not enough want to give it a try? Communicate with your partner. Find out what they are interested in, planned to coincide with the debate in the UN about Nicaraguan Network, a Washington based soli- roots in the people. But Taliban are more orga- to just exist in a sex positive community. We must talk about these issue and con- and which interests you share. Try doing a “yes, no, maybe” list of BDSM activities. Then Sudan. The UN has offered to send in a peacekeep- darity group, has repeatedly condemned the U.S. nized they have roots in the people.” Musharraf tinue to educate ourselves. That’s part of the SOPP; education and growth. Believe educate yourself. Do not try anything without some knowledge of how to do it safely. Your government, and specifically Ambassador Trivelli, ing force but Sudanese President Omar Hassan By Daniel McCurdy also stated that his country shares the blame for it or not many people around the world enjoy some sort of BDSM. Most people don’t best bet is to start with what you’ve got. Your hands are amazing tools and you know how Al-Bashir countered saying that his country will for interfering in the Nicaraguan election process. the spread of Islamic extremism including the U.S. even know their behavior falls under the category of BDSM. So before I go into a to use them. Spanking is a wonderful entry way to the wide world of BDSM. It’s how I got not accept the presence of foreign military force. deeper rant let’s talk about BDSM. What does it mean? There are three main components. my start. Last but not least pick a safe word. It needs to be something you can both remem- The State Department is After Cuba Harsh Interrogation Tactics in Question ber. This word will signify STOP during play. Also try to have realistic expectations and Countries Join Non-Aligned Summit in Cuba B&D - bondage and discipline be willing to change plans. Good luck playing! Be safe, be consensual, and communicate. 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Not to mention sex and BDSM do not always go The Mistress Manual by Lorelei have been secretly integrated since Castro was deprivation and so called “attention slapping.” Three task to do so. In the final declaration, the countries together. Remember BDSM is less about pain and more about experiencing all sorts The Topping Book/The Bottoming Book by Janet W. Hardy and Dossie Easton interned for medical reasons, believing that it was key Republican Senators, including John McCain, rejected Israel’s’ aggression towards Lebanon and of sensation. It is also an intimate and wonderful experience to share with someone. *Note* These are great introduction books. Their language comes off condescending in some places, but they are the end of his leadership. 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Beer...continued from page 9 at parties has allowed • Americans consumed 6.4 bil- for intermingling that, lion gallons of beer in 2002.1 18.7% Having a place where equal his tent. Proverbs. 3:10 So shall thy Prov. 31:4-6 It is not for kings, Antioch College No Longer Sells Beer being in a public space • In 2000, Americans consumed � Coors Brewing Company -- opportunity for consumption is Gen. 14:18 And Melchizedek barns be filled with plenty, and O Lemuel, it is not for kings filled with many people, an average of 27.1 gallons of 11.3% offered, (thanks to CG’s regular king of Salem brought forth bread thy presses shall burst out with to drink wine; nor for princes is safe for those who beer per capita.2 • Twice as many adult men hooking up of alcohol) at a place and wine: and he was the priest new wine. strong drink: Lest they drink, and or: Getting Wet Off the Volstead Act do choose to indulge • Although on-premise beer as women (over 21) drink where leaders of the community of the most high God. Prov. 9:1-5 Wisdom hath build- forget the law, and pervert the By Christopher DeArcangelis in spirits, regardless of consumption makes up 25% domestic beer.1 are present creates a safe space Gen. 27:25, 28 And he said, ed her house, she hath hewn out judgment of any of the afflicted. With the shocking announce- mysteriously unresolved. For a Antioch College host- of the beer market, that cat- • Beer and Income:1 for drinking. This fits in perfectly Bring it near to me, and I will eat her seven pillars: She hath killed Give strong drink unto him that “What is the object of this ment that the time for selling substance that was one of the ing their own parties. egory collects almost half of � People earning $49,999 or less with the open minded, intelli- of my son’s venison, that my soul her beasts; she hath mingled her is ready to perish, and wine unto resolution? It is to destroy the beer at Community Parties is first for Humanity, Antioch The consumption of alcohol the retail sales dollars.1 consume 39.1% of the regular gent, and progressive conscious- may bless thee. And he brought wine; she hath also furnished those that be of heavy hearts. agency that debauches the over still echoing through the College and beyond has a hard will take place except under the • A large portion of the beer beer in the U.S., while those ness that exists occasionally on it near to him, and he did eat: her table. She hath sent forth Isaiha 55:1 Ho, every one that youth of the land and thereby dungeons of Antioch College, time agreeing on how they feel most inhumane of circumstances, consumed in the U.S. is con- earning $75,000 or more drink campus and that is touted in and he brought him wine, and he her maidens: she crieth upon the thirsteth, come ye to the waters, perpetuates its hold upon the the words above might as well about it. if it is desired. Though there may centrated in a small group: the 41.1% of the regular beer. Antioch’s seductive literature. drank....Therefore God give thee highest places of the city, Whoso and he that hath no money; come Nation. In the simplest manner.... have come from Antioch College Those who drink feel that it is not be equal access to alcohol on top 10% of beer drinkers con- � More than a third of upper- Alcohol politics are confusing of the dew of heaven, and the is simple, let him turn in hither: ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy It does not coerce any drinker. President “Big” Steve Lowey’s often the soothing preventer of a Friday night, those who want it sume 43% of total reported income people (those earning and selfish. They change from fatness of the earth, and plenty of as for him that wanteth under- wine and milk without money It simply says that barter and mouth. Instead, they were the maddening rage. Some say it will get it. And where they drink beer consumption.3 $75,000 or more per year) person to person, government corn and wine... standing, she saith to him, Come, and without price. sale, matters that have been a words of a teetotaler, a govern- keeps their head screwed up. The it might be in alley shooting • Beer consumption accounts drink regular, light, or import- to government, but if there is Gen. 49:10-11 The scepter shall eat of my bread, and drink of the The Lord Hath Spoken. public function from the semi ment official, a man drunk on taste, the taste, they say, is what craps with Machine Gun Gene, for 81% of all the alcohol con- ed beer. In contrast, lower- one thing we know, it is that the not depart from Judah, nor a wine which I have mingled. Will we remain the open civilized days of society, shall something more devilish than the the fuss is about. the local PCP dealer. sumed in hazardous amounts income people (those earning Holy Bible can often enlighten lawgiver from between his feet, Prov. 20:1 Wine is a mocker, minded, safe, tolerant, and car- not continue the debauching of big drink: his own twisted sense Others feel that the mere con- The fact is: alcohol has become (defined as five or more drinks $30,000 or less per year) are those who are lost to the ways of until Shiloh come; and unto him strong drink is raging: and who- ing college of yore, or give in to the youth." - Richard P. Hobson of power. It was also 1914, but sumption of the drink makes you a staple in society. Just look, just per day) in the U.S.4 from 11% to 53% less likely the Greater He. Hear what He shall the gathering of the people soever is deceived thereby is not the pressures of a “Civilized” Representative of Alabama, years away from the enacting worthless, a clown, a brute, a try and look at these cold, hard • Three U.S. beer companies than upper-income people to proclaims (thanks to http://www. be. Binding his foal unto the vine, wise. society afraid of one its own most 1914, stating the intention of of the 18th Amendment or The whore, and a goddamn pinko. facts about beer from www.beer- dominate the domestic beer drink those types of beer. tektonics.org/lp/nowine.html!!): and his ass’s colt unto the choice Prov. 21:17 He that loveth beautiful creations? The choice the Prohibition to the House of Volstead Act; The Prohibition for I say that the Community soaksamerica.org : market, selling 81.9% of all � 60% of regular beer consum- Genesis. 9:21 And he drank vine; he washed his garments in pleasure shall be a poor man: he is ours, Antioch Community At- Representatives. Herb’s sake. Parties offered here are integral -Beer made up 87% of all the beer consumed in 2003:5 ers earn incomes of $50,000 of the wine, and was drunken; wine, and his clothes in the blood that loveth wine and oil shall not Large. http://prohibition.osu.edu/con- Though it is 2006, many issues and vital to the life of Antioch beverage alcohol consumption in � Anheuser-Busch -- 51.9% or more. and he was uncovered within of grapes be rich. tent/hobson.htm related to alcohol have been College. The selling of alcohol 2002.1 � Miller Brewing Company -- Page 12 continued...page 12 Page 9 How Things Work Queer Center Hosts Shabbat Or Antioch 101 By Kim-Jenna Jurriaans As the service progressed, it One student apparently didn’t even. That’s not just that way for accepting. My great grandpar- Chandeliers, wine and reli- became clear that the Antioch quite follow the directions to non-jews. There are also a lot of ents were jewish and converting gious chanting: a few of the spirit had infiltrated into more the save place he was look- jewish people who didn’t grow for me , I guess, would be a way most common associations with aspects of the ceremony. Epic ing for, as he was seen nod- up learning Hebrew and all the to try to get back to that. But a Shabbat. Many have heard of chandeliers were traded in for ding off and eventually falling rituals that are associated with lot of people don’t think it thru. it, only few have been able to tea candles, wine was miracu- asleep about halfway down the the religion. In more traditional I feel like I have to assimilate experienced it first hand. Last lously transformed into non- road to his secret destination. congregations it used to be just myself into that culture before I friday night CG called for some alcoholic grape juice and a min- Nevertheless, most students watching, instead of participat- take that dive.” out of the box spirituality and ute of self-reflection became a seemed to have made it there ing. In my services I’m trying to The earlier mentioned stu- Antioch students came to take guided meditation tour to a safe one way or another. Observing make the spirituality part more dent who wished to stay anony- part in an ‘open to all religions’ place of your choosing. the room full of people, all hav- meaningful.” mous commented saying: “A -ceremony to celebrate the jew- From the start it was clear who ing their eyes closed, every one It was this open approach lot of people seem to romanti- ish day of rest. had done this before and who of them seemed to experience to shabbat that made at least size judaism. I’ve heard people Under the guardian gaze of four was exposed to something new. the moment in their own way. one of the jewish students feel talk at the meeting about want- naked men, looking down from The ceremonial lighting of the For some, taking part seemed rather uncomfortable during last ing to convert and that kind the walls of the queer centre, candles and the prayer ritual an act of intense concentration; week’s service: “I know this of bothered me. They seem to twelve jewish, christian, athe- that came with it was clearly others looked like all that was sounds really bad, but I was forget that judaism is not just a ist and agnostic Antiochians sat for the advanced (read: actually missing was a fuzzy dog and a kind of displeased with the fact religion, it’s also ethnicity and down in the Union to take in a bit jewish) participants, to which remote control to complete the that non-jews were allowed”, culture. It just seems to have of the devine light that trained the majority in the room didn’t perfect “Al Bundy-mode”, as acknowledged the student, who become extremely fashionable spiritual director and Antioch seem to belong. Although all they slowly slouched off in their liked to be quoted anonymous- to convert to judaism. And I Alumni Karen Lee Erlichman prayers were presented on hand- couches. For about half a minute ly. “I didn’t know about the guess I don’t believe in that. had to share. outs, the non-jewish delegation, the silence was so loud that any open ceremony and I felt fairly My family in Europe were non- The campus jew crew had out of respect or because of sound felt like an intrusion. In uncomfortable to do it in my practicing jews and they still got previously celebrated Friday plain shyness, chose an observer the end, a cough was enough to traditional way with all these killed. One shouldn’t be able to night shabbats, but so far only status and stayed silent through- permanently check people out of people around who didn’t know convert to that.” amongst themselves. This time out most of the ceremony. When their bikini-beach save havens what they were doing. I don’t see The ceremony was concluded the service was organized by it came down to Erlichman’s and bring them back into the a shabbat service as the place to with the traditional sharing of CG and open to all who were more liberal approach to the old real world. teach non-jews about judaism. the bread, at which point all in genuinely interested. jewish tradition, however, part Erlichman graduated from That belongs in a workshop.” the room laid their hands on All in line with the Antioch spir- of the jew crew seemed as vir- Antioch college in 1984 with a Event manager Melody had the shoulder of the person sit- it, Erlichman, who had flown in ginly unexperienced as the rest major in sociology and social been organizing the meeting ting next to them, forming a from the bay area for the occa- of the observers. One member work. Raised jewish, at the age since May and was pleased that human chain to be connected sion, handled a less traditional commented: “It was more of a of nine she decided she wanted to it finally got around to it: “I had to the bread that was about to approach to the ceremony. With mystical thing. I don’t mind the become a Rabbi. Unfortunately heard of Karen through Jennifer be broken. Pieces of bread then people all sitting on couches in a fact that it was less traditional; for Erlichman she was ahead Berman at the Co-op office, made their way around the circle circle around her, she was wear- there are different ways to cel- of her time, since becoming a who was in touch with her. CG while the person braking off a ing a yarmulka for the occasion, ebrate shabbat, so, that in itself female rabbi at that time, 1971, had never organized a religious new piece first fed the person entering the room indeed felt was fine. Apart from that whole was out of the question for a event for the community before, sitting next to them before going more like stepping into a work- meditation, hip, new-agy bull- member of her congregation. so that was one thing, and since on to eat their own piece. shop than being on the verge of shit. I didn’t really get what that She became a social worker we have a large jewish commu- Between the religious “queer- a religious experience. was about. I’ve heard of some instead, holding healing services nity we kind of wanted to serve ness” of the event and the slight- The service started off with form of meditation being used in on shabbat and teaching classes them as well. So this was an ly esoteric approach it can be a small introduction and some judaism, but I’m pretty sure that at community centres. Part of opportunity to do both.” said that although friday night’s chanting, which seemed to there is no such thing as guided the reason for her less traditional First year Kaleigh Fultz was ceremony might not have been have a calming effect on all in meditation.” approach to religious services glad she got the opportunity to a religious experience for all, an the room. Even for those who Those who had no religious is to make the ceremony more take part in the shabbat service: experience it was nevertheless. couldn’t quite grasp the reli- frame of reference to compare open to all those who wish to “There was a time that I consid- gious connotation of it yet, the the service to, seemed to enjoy take part in it. “I remember ered converting to judaism and I chanting nevertheless seemed to it in a more general way, as a times when Hebrew was a bar- was curious. I have been brought bring some tranquility after a moment of peace and quiet, with rier for me”, she recalled. “A lot up christian, but judaism some- day of classes and an otherwise the option to insert some spiritu- of services tend to be not really how seemed more appealing, eventful week. ality of their own. welcoming, rather exclusive more rooted and logic. More

Page 10 Page 11 How Things Work Queer Center Hosts Shabbat Or Antioch 101 By Kim-Jenna Jurriaans As the service progressed, it One student apparently didn’t even. That’s not just that way for accepting. My great grandpar- Chandeliers, wine and reli- became clear that the Antioch quite follow the directions to non-jews. There are also a lot of ents were jewish and converting gious chanting: a few of the spirit had infiltrated into more the save place he was look- jewish people who didn’t grow for me , I guess, would be a way most common associations with aspects of the ceremony. Epic ing for, as he was seen nod- up learning Hebrew and all the to try to get back to that. But a Shabbat. Many have heard of chandeliers were traded in for ding off and eventually falling rituals that are associated with lot of people don’t think it thru. it, only few have been able to tea candles, wine was miracu- asleep about halfway down the the religion. In more traditional I feel like I have to assimilate experienced it first hand. Last lously transformed into non- road to his secret destination. congregations it used to be just myself into that culture before I friday night CG called for some alcoholic grape juice and a min- Nevertheless, most students watching, instead of participat- take that dive.” out of the box spirituality and ute of self-reflection became a seemed to have made it there ing. In my services I’m trying to The earlier mentioned stu- Antioch students came to take guided meditation tour to a safe one way or another. Observing make the spirituality part more dent who wished to stay anony- part in an ‘open to all religions’ place of your choosing. the room full of people, all hav- meaningful.” mous commented saying: “A -ceremony to celebrate the jew- From the start it was clear who ing their eyes closed, every one It was this open approach lot of people seem to romanti- ish day of rest. had done this before and who of them seemed to experience to shabbat that made at least size judaism. I’ve heard people Under the guardian gaze of four was exposed to something new. the moment in their own way. one of the jewish students feel talk at the meeting about want- naked men, looking down from The ceremonial lighting of the For some, taking part seemed rather uncomfortable during last ing to convert and that kind the walls of the queer centre, candles and the prayer ritual an act of intense concentration; week’s service: “I know this of bothered me. They seem to twelve jewish, christian, athe- that came with it was clearly others looked like all that was sounds really bad, but I was forget that judaism is not just a ist and agnostic Antiochians sat for the advanced (read: actually missing was a fuzzy dog and a kind of displeased with the fact religion, it’s also ethnicity and down in the Union to take in a bit jewish) participants, to which remote control to complete the that non-jews were allowed”, culture. It just seems to have of the devine light that trained the majority in the room didn’t perfect “Al Bundy-mode”, as acknowledged the student, who become extremely fashionable spiritual director and Antioch seem to belong. Although all they slowly slouched off in their liked to be quoted anonymous- to convert to judaism. And I Alumni Karen Lee Erlichman prayers were presented on hand- couches. For about half a minute ly. “I didn’t know about the guess I don’t believe in that. had to share. outs, the non-jewish delegation, the silence was so loud that any open ceremony and I felt fairly My family in Europe were non- The campus jew crew had out of respect or because of sound felt like an intrusion. In uncomfortable to do it in my practicing jews and they still got previously celebrated Friday plain shyness, chose an observer the end, a cough was enough to traditional way with all these killed. One shouldn’t be able to night shabbats, but so far only status and stayed silent through- permanently check people out of people around who didn’t know convert to that.” amongst themselves. This time out most of the ceremony. When their bikini-beach save havens what they were doing. I don’t see The ceremony was concluded the service was organized by it came down to Erlichman’s and bring them back into the a shabbat service as the place to with the traditional sharing of CG and open to all who were more liberal approach to the old real world. teach non-jews about judaism. the bread, at which point all in genuinely interested. jewish tradition, however, part Erlichman graduated from That belongs in a workshop.” the room laid their hands on All in line with the Antioch spir- of the jew crew seemed as vir- Antioch college in 1984 with a Event manager Melody had the shoulder of the person sit- it, Erlichman, who had flown in ginly unexperienced as the rest major in sociology and social been organizing the meeting ting next to them, forming a from the bay area for the occa- of the observers. One member work. Raised jewish, at the age since May and was pleased that human chain to be connected sion, handled a less traditional commented: “It was more of a of nine she decided she wanted to it finally got around to it: “I had to the bread that was about to approach to the ceremony. With mystical thing. I don’t mind the become a Rabbi. Unfortunately heard of Karen through Jennifer be broken. Pieces of bread then people all sitting on couches in a fact that it was less traditional; for Erlichman she was ahead Berman at the Co-op office, made their way around the circle circle around her, she was wear- there are different ways to cel- of her time, since becoming a who was in touch with her. CG while the person braking off a ing a yarmulka for the occasion, ebrate shabbat, so, that in itself female rabbi at that time, 1971, had never organized a religious new piece first fed the person entering the room indeed felt was fine. Apart from that whole was out of the question for a event for the community before, sitting next to them before going more like stepping into a work- meditation, hip, new-agy bull- member of her congregation. so that was one thing, and since on to eat their own piece. shop than being on the verge of shit. I didn’t really get what that She became a social worker we have a large jewish commu- Between the religious “queer- a religious experience. was about. I’ve heard of some instead, holding healing services nity we kind of wanted to serve ness” of the event and the slight- The service started off with form of meditation being used in on shabbat and teaching classes them as well. So this was an ly esoteric approach it can be a small introduction and some judaism, but I’m pretty sure that at community centres. Part of opportunity to do both.” said that although friday night’s chanting, which seemed to there is no such thing as guided the reason for her less traditional First year Kaleigh Fultz was ceremony might not have been have a calming effect on all in meditation.” approach to religious services glad she got the opportunity to a religious experience for all, an the room. Even for those who Those who had no religious is to make the ceremony more take part in the shabbat service: experience it was nevertheless. couldn’t quite grasp the reli- frame of reference to compare open to all those who wish to “There was a time that I consid- gious connotation of it yet, the the service to, seemed to enjoy take part in it. “I remember ered converting to judaism and I chanting nevertheless seemed to it in a more general way, as a times when Hebrew was a bar- was curious. I have been brought bring some tranquility after a moment of peace and quiet, with rier for me”, she recalled. “A lot up christian, but judaism some- day of classes and an otherwise the option to insert some spiritu- of services tend to be not really how seemed more appealing, eventful week. ality of their own. welcoming, rather exclusive more rooted and logic. More

Page 10 Page 11 International Bulletin U.S. “Donates” 14 Million Dollars to to destabilize the Cuban government of Fidel Castro lives of people in other countries. Unfortunately, the Oversee Nicaraguan Elections through economic sanction and covert operations. recent Supreme Court decision put the future of this program in question, and we need this legislation to Nookie With Niko Upcoming Nicaraguan elections, to be held on The Taliban a Greater Threat than Al save it. There is debate about the specific proposals Any nonconsensual activity is not welcomed. We must allow our community a space in November 5th, could possibly be an important polit- Qaeda in this bill, and my Administration will work with This week I’m going to tackle the which to learn about safe BDSM play. This way we are encouraging safe and sex posi- ical catalyst for the region. According to The Nuevo According to Pakistani president General Pervez Congress to find common ground. I have one test for subject of BDSM. I’m going to try to give tive behavior. Even the SOPP spells out the need for safety, consent, safe sex and com- Diario newspaper in Nicaragua, The United States Musharraf, the Taliban in his nation have grown this legislation: The intelligence community must you a broad overview. I won’t be able to munication. Seems like our own SOPP has a lot in common with the ideals of BDSM. recently “donated” twelve million dollars to NGO’s much more powerful than Al Qaeda. Years of be able to tell me that the bill Congress sends to hit every point, but I’ll leave you with many So what are the biggest problems for people who are interested in BDSM? They are in Nicaragua and two million to the Organization of conflict in Afghanistan since the cold war era on my desk will allow this vital program to continue.” suggestions for reading material. I hope you a lack of experience, lack of education, and a lack of awareness. I feel strongly that if American States to oversee the happenings of the have created negative sentiment among a large por- enjoy and please send me your questions. people are interested in engaging in BDSM play they should take it slowly, read, and learn Thousands Rally Worldwide for an Nicaraguan elections before, during and after they tion of the Afghani people. Since the early nine- We know the Antioch rumor mill is kind of as much as they can. Yes, you can really hurt someone during BDSM, but that is what Intervention in Darfur take place. The U.S. ambassador in Nicaragua, Paul ties, Pakistani madrassas (radical Muslim religious amazing. I can be in New York City and still know happens when inexperienced player doesn’t have a space to learn. Or worse, doesn’t care Trivelli, said that “these funds represent the strong schools) have sent countless students (Talibs) to what is going down back home. I’m going to do to learn. These are people you should not play with. So many people don’t take the time All over the world people large scale demonstra- bond that has been assumed by my government fight for the Taliban. This has created a sort of my best to provide some knowledge on BDSM to learn. BDSM is a skill and an art. Playing without knowledge is risky behavior and tions and protests were held against the ongoing and the Nicaraguan people for free, transparent and grass roots radicalism in Islam which has spread in and resources for further inquiry. I also took the not sex positive. It you want to beat your partner, great, but learn how to do it without genocide in the Darfur region of Sudan. In New inclusive election.” On the other hand, Sandinista much of the Middle East. Musharraff said. “The time to speak with our Events Manager, Melody hurting them. This may sound like an oxymoron, but anyone who is involved in proper York City over 30,000 rallied in Central Park and Presidential candidate and leader, Daniel Ortega, centre of gravity of terrorism has shifted from al Mackowiak, and she said, “The workshop will be practice of BDSM is not interested in injuring anyone. We kinky people need space so gatherings were also held in Dubai, Berlin, Dublin, said that these donations are part of a U.S. govern- Qaeda to Taliban. This is a new element which able to happen but it has to be very educational and we must have professionals. The school we can talk and learn from each other.; it’s important and the only way we can grow. Paris, London, Melbourne, Seoul, and Stockholm. ment plan to discredit the Nicaraguan elections has emerged, a more dangerous element because wants to make sure we are giving people current information about a BDSM lifestyle.” Ok, so now we’ve talked about BDSM and what do you do when you think you might These and other protest around the world were incase of a Sandinista victory. Furthermore, the it has roots in the people. Al Qaeda did not have I have to agree that education and safety are essential to BDSM. It’s not enough want to give it a try? Communicate with your partner. Find out what they are interested in, planned to coincide with the debate in the UN about Nicaraguan Network, a Washington based soli- roots in the people. But Taliban are more orga- to just exist in a sex positive community. We must talk about these issue and con- and which interests you share. Try doing a “yes, no, maybe” list of BDSM activities. Then Sudan. The UN has offered to send in a peacekeep- darity group, has repeatedly condemned the U.S. nized they have roots in the people.” Musharraf tinue to educate ourselves. That’s part of the SOPP; education and growth. Believe educate yourself. Do not try anything without some knowledge of how to do it safely. Your government, and specifically Ambassador Trivelli, ing force but Sudanese President Omar Hassan By Daniel McCurdy also stated that his country shares the blame for it or not many people around the world enjoy some sort of BDSM. Most people don’t best bet is to start with what you’ve got. Your hands are amazing tools and you know how Al-Bashir countered saying that his country will for interfering in the Nicaraguan election process. the spread of Islamic extremism including the U.S. even know their behavior falls under the category of BDSM. So before I go into a to use them. Spanking is a wonderful entry way to the wide world of BDSM. It’s how I got not accept the presence of foreign military force. deeper rant let’s talk about BDSM. What does it mean? There are three main components. my start. Last but not least pick a safe word. It needs to be something you can both remem- The State Department is After Cuba Harsh Interrogation Tactics in Question ber. This word will signify STOP during play. Also try to have realistic expectations and Countries Join Non-Aligned Summit in Cuba B&D - bondage and discipline be willing to change plans. Good luck playing! Be safe, be consensual, and communicate. Since Fidel Castro temporarily ceded power to The Bush administration faces increasing opposition D&S - dominance and submission his brother, Raul Castro, the U.S. State Department to certain interrogation techniques used in the U.S. Last week 118 countries came together in Cuba to S&M - sadism and masochism Resources has upped its support for anti Castro groups mainly Naval prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and in the discuss issues of importance including terrorism, the (This is just a starter list. there are many good books out there depending on your particular interests) situated in Florida. Also, five groups have been covert network of C.I.A. secret prisons. Republicans ongoing crisis in the Middle East and problems in These are not mutually exclusive; people enjoy some aspect s and not others. It’s formed under the State Department and the National remain divided as to which of these techniques Latin America. Other specific topics to be discussed all about what you like. We have all probably taking part in some form of BDSM. SM 101 by Jay Wiseman Security Council (also Homeland Security) to violate the Geneva Convention’s definition of inhu- are those of harsh U.S. policies toward Venezuela Activities like biting, spanking, using ice cubes, hot wax, blindfolds, or tying some- - One of the best and well loved by the BDSM community. It’s written by a man with 20+ years of experience as ‘oversee and carry out U.S. policy in Cuba.’ The mane treatment. These techniques include: induced and Cuba. Fidel Castro was not able to preside over both a top and bottom. one up are BDSM. Many people into BDSM also use canes, floggers, nipple clamps, Miami Herald says that some of these groups hypothermia; long periods of forced standing; sleep the summit but his brother, Raul, has been given the role-playing, gags, and much more. Not to mention sex and BDSM do not always go The Mistress Manual by Lorelei have been secretly integrated since Castro was deprivation and so called “attention slapping.” Three task to do so. In the final declaration, the countries together. Remember BDSM is less about pain and more about experiencing all sorts The Topping Book/The Bottoming Book by Janet W. Hardy and Dossie Easton interned for medical reasons, believing that it was key Republican Senators, including John McCain, rejected Israel’s’ aggression towards Lebanon and of sensation. It is also an intimate and wonderful experience to share with someone. *Note* These are great introduction books. Their language comes off condescending in some places, but they are the end of his leadership. In addition, the State serve on the Senate Armed Services Committee who against Palestinian territories and agreed on the It takes a great deal of trust for two people to enter into a BDSM experience together. the best intro books you can find. Worth the read. Department refuses to reveal much about these are against passing legislation that would approve right to peacefully use nuclear energy and con- The BDSM community advocates strongly for informed consent. Many say they interagency task forces and remains interested in seven of disputed CIA interrogation techniques for demned any form of unilateral preemptive warfare. only play SSC (safe, sane, and consensual), or RACK (risk aware consensual kink). Babeland (www.babeland.com) is a great sex toy store that carries all the basic BDSM gear. For beyond basics you might want the Cuban government ‘transition’. For over more widespread military use. President Bush said, “This Consent, communication, safety, and safe sex are guiding principles behind the practice. to take a trip to the Chamber in Columbus. They have everything you need, want, and desire. Plus their staff is in the know about BDSM. than forty years now the U.S. government has tried CIA program has saved American lives, and the

Beer...continued from page 9 at parties has allowed • Americans consumed 6.4 bil- for intermingling that, lion gallons of beer in 2002.1 18.7% Having a place where equal his tent. Proverbs. 3:10 So shall thy Prov. 31:4-6 It is not for kings, Antioch College No Longer Sells Beer being in a public space • In 2000, Americans consumed � Coors Brewing Company -- opportunity for consumption is Gen. 14:18 And Melchizedek barns be filled with plenty, and O Lemuel, it is not for kings filled with many people, an average of 27.1 gallons of 11.3% offered, (thanks to CG’s regular king of Salem brought forth bread thy presses shall burst out with to drink wine; nor for princes is safe for those who beer per capita.2 • Twice as many adult men hooking up of alcohol) at a place and wine: and he was the priest new wine. strong drink: Lest they drink, and or: Getting Wet Off the Volstead Act do choose to indulge • Although on-premise beer as women (over 21) drink where leaders of the community of the most high God. Prov. 9:1-5 Wisdom hath build- forget the law, and pervert the By Christopher DeArcangelis in spirits, regardless of consumption makes up 25% domestic beer.1 are present creates a safe space Gen. 27:25, 28 And he said, ed her house, she hath hewn out judgment of any of the afflicted. With the shocking announce- mysteriously unresolved. For a Antioch College host- of the beer market, that cat- • Beer and Income:1 for drinking. This fits in perfectly Bring it near to me, and I will eat her seven pillars: She hath killed Give strong drink unto him that “What is the object of this ment that the time for selling substance that was one of the ing their own parties. egory collects almost half of � People earning $49,999 or less with the open minded, intelli- of my son’s venison, that my soul her beasts; she hath mingled her is ready to perish, and wine unto resolution? It is to destroy the beer at Community Parties is first for Humanity, Antioch The consumption of alcohol the retail sales dollars.1 consume 39.1% of the regular gent, and progressive conscious- may bless thee. And he brought wine; she hath also furnished those that be of heavy hearts. agency that debauches the over still echoing through the College and beyond has a hard will take place except under the • A large portion of the beer beer in the U.S., while those ness that exists occasionally on it near to him, and he did eat: her table. She hath sent forth Isaiha 55:1 Ho, every one that youth of the land and thereby dungeons of Antioch College, time agreeing on how they feel most inhumane of circumstances, consumed in the U.S. is con- earning $75,000 or more drink campus and that is touted in and he brought him wine, and he her maidens: she crieth upon the thirsteth, come ye to the waters, perpetuates its hold upon the the words above might as well about it. if it is desired. Though there may centrated in a small group: the 41.1% of the regular beer. Antioch’s seductive literature. drank....Therefore God give thee highest places of the city, Whoso and he that hath no money; come Nation. In the simplest manner.... have come from Antioch College Those who drink feel that it is not be equal access to alcohol on top 10% of beer drinkers con- � More than a third of upper- Alcohol politics are confusing of the dew of heaven, and the is simple, let him turn in hither: ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy It does not coerce any drinker. President “Big” Steve Lowey’s often the soothing preventer of a Friday night, those who want it sume 43% of total reported income people (those earning and selfish. They change from fatness of the earth, and plenty of as for him that wanteth under- wine and milk without money It simply says that barter and mouth. Instead, they were the maddening rage. Some say it will get it. And where they drink beer consumption.3 $75,000 or more per year) person to person, government corn and wine... standing, she saith to him, Come, and without price. sale, matters that have been a words of a teetotaler, a govern- keeps their head screwed up. The it might be in alley shooting • Beer consumption accounts drink regular, light, or import- to government, but if there is Gen. 49:10-11 The scepter shall eat of my bread, and drink of the The Lord Hath Spoken. public function from the semi ment official, a man drunk on taste, the taste, they say, is what craps with Machine Gun Gene, for 81% of all the alcohol con- ed beer. In contrast, lower- one thing we know, it is that the not depart from Judah, nor a wine which I have mingled. Will we remain the open civilized days of society, shall something more devilish than the the fuss is about. the local PCP dealer. sumed in hazardous amounts income people (those earning Holy Bible can often enlighten lawgiver from between his feet, Prov. 20:1 Wine is a mocker, minded, safe, tolerant, and car- not continue the debauching of big drink: his own twisted sense Others feel that the mere con- The fact is: alcohol has become (defined as five or more drinks $30,000 or less per year) are those who are lost to the ways of until Shiloh come; and unto him strong drink is raging: and who- ing college of yore, or give in to the youth." - Richard P. Hobson of power. It was also 1914, but sumption of the drink makes you a staple in society. Just look, just per day) in the U.S.4 from 11% to 53% less likely the Greater He. Hear what He shall the gathering of the people soever is deceived thereby is not the pressures of a “Civilized” Representative of Alabama, years away from the enacting worthless, a clown, a brute, a try and look at these cold, hard • Three U.S. beer companies than upper-income people to proclaims (thanks to http://www. be. Binding his foal unto the vine, wise. society afraid of one its own most 1914, stating the intention of of the 18th Amendment or The whore, and a goddamn pinko. facts about beer from www.beer- dominate the domestic beer drink those types of beer. tektonics.org/lp/nowine.html!!): and his ass’s colt unto the choice Prov. 21:17 He that loveth beautiful creations? The choice the Prohibition to the House of Volstead Act; The Prohibition for I say that the Community soaksamerica.org : market, selling 81.9% of all � 60% of regular beer consum- Genesis. 9:21 And he drank vine; he washed his garments in pleasure shall be a poor man: he is ours, Antioch Community At- Representatives. Herb’s sake. Parties offered here are integral -Beer made up 87% of all the beer consumed in 2003:5 ers earn incomes of $50,000 of the wine, and was drunken; wine, and his clothes in the blood that loveth wine and oil shall not Large. http://prohibition.osu.edu/con- Though it is 2006, many issues and vital to the life of Antioch beverage alcohol consumption in � Anheuser-Busch -- 51.9% or more. and he was uncovered within of grapes be rich. tent/hobson.htm related to alcohol have been College. The selling of alcohol 2002.1 � Miller Brewing Company -- Page 12 continued...page 12 Page 9 church amassed so much money. stunning while stumbling around not extend to women. Women At lunch, I mused this over without her glasses, I couldn’t who belong to each other aren’t Livermore Street Full of Editors with my fellow Fellows and escape my horror at the ending. enough to keep creepy bar patrons By Foster Neill I, Woman By Marjorie Jensen eventually the topic turned to The three lead characters (Bacall, away. Caitlin and Jason went to Livermore Street depends on student bashing Ann Coulter. Last Monroe, and Grable) didn’t get bed while Becky and I tried our Livermore Street, Antioch College’s student-run involvement to produce a magazine each month, she spoke at Denison and the last line. Instead, their newly luck hopping to another location. literary magazine is up and running again this term term, say the co-editors. As the only outlet Since I left you, dear reader, I Mike managed to weasel his way gained husbands toasted them, Finding another bar wasn’t with four co-editors: Emily Dezurick-Badran, Mahina students have on this campus to put their have spent an appalling amount past the college republicans and reducing them to “our wives.” difficult. Along our street bounc- Embers, Chris Lisieski and Foster Neill found time work in print, and to learn how to produce a of time in the Newberry Library into the auditorium. He posed Certainly we have transcended ers called to potential custom- to break away from their busy schedules to meet literary magazine, Livermore Street is vital- working on my research paper a reasonable question about her the 50’s mentality that subjugates ers (women without male escorts last Friday in the Livermore Street office to dis- ly important to this community. Without it, about cross-dressing and gender preaching morality in an unrea- women. This is post-feminist of any type, that is). I never cuss plans to produce this term’s magazine. The the creative culture that helps to define the roles in the English Renaissance. sonably short skirt. She coun- America, right? We’ve had three thought that “ladies” could be This entails reading 17th cen- tered his charge of hypocrisy with: waves of feminism, in fact. But such a sleazy term. Perhaps there group will meet every Friday in the Livermore Street Antioch community will continue to crum- tury pamphlets where the print- “Are you a Democrat, baby- the beach seems untouched in is a certain kind of validation office at 6:00 P.M. The Livermore Street office is ble. Supporting Livermore Street is good ing makes “s” looks like “f;” cakes?” A college republican some places. The place to discuss in having strange preppy men located in the Union, just beyond the Pool Room. for you, good for the community, and good Shakespeare’s plays; and speech- confiscated the Q and A mike; this was the now-infamous Zebra judge you and deem you accept- Livermore Street is open to everyone in the community for the future of the community. Not sup- es and letters of Queen Elizabeth I Mike was unable to counter. He Lounge. Caitlin joined Becky, able to harass. Perhaps not. and encourages students at any level of familiarity with porting Livermore Street (i.e.: not attend- looking for gendered commentary. decided Ann was a coke-head Jason and I while the piano play- We ended up at the Bar Chicago, literary endeavors to attend. Meetings consist of general ing meetings, not submitting, not talking to Throughout this search, have slut (to put it mildly). She er took a break between sets. whose uninspired name matched discussion of ideas for events, how the magazine will peers about literature, etc.) is bad in every- Op / Ed I found that the concept of gen- claimed to be “friends” with Two Brians approached our the clientele, begged for the be run, review of any work submitted, and workshop way and will guarantee a painful death. Photo by Aidan O'Leary der has progressed tremendously? Bill Maher and Jon Steward, the table. Both were old and sketchy- ‘how high can we get’ game. 21st century America still faces media heroes of the left. Bill typical patrons of the Zebra. I We ascended stairs for a view for anyone interested in feedback on their piece(s). Digital submissions are preferred, but all submissions This allows the opportunity for all pieces to benefit some Elizabethan challenges. Maher also referenced their “rela- would have ignored them, but of the dance floor, which was Livermore Street utilizes students in two ways. First, will be reviewed. You can submit your work in the box from the discourse that is both often necessary and lack- While compiling a mailing list tionship” when she appeared I smoked my last cigarette. At little more than a dirty warehouse. it depends on students for submissions. Livermore in the O.K. Library, by emailing it to any of the co-edi- ing in much of the writing life. Livermore Street also of the Gala Committee at my on an episode of Real Time. a loss, I asked the Brian with Finding no potential dance part- Street welcomes submissions of short fiction, poetry, tors, or by slipping it under the Livermore Street office needs the last month of the term for layout and printing. Development job, I found more While I didn’t dispute the argu- a ponytail for one. An agree- ners, we pushed our way to dance essay, photography, drawings, paintings, and recipes. door. Do not wait until the last minute. The editors would Keep you ears tuned for upcoming events spon- than one woman referred to as ment about Ann’s habits, I won- ment was reached: a joke for on the DJ booth. He announced Livermore Street also needs student involvement in the like to start a new practice of actual editing by way of sored by Livermore Street. Hope to see everyone at Mrs. Someone-or-rather. I thor- dered why we were categorizing a smoke. Why did the con- that any girls dancing on the bar Editorial Board, which is a body of students responsible a common workshop, in which prospective pieces can the upcoming meeting and don’t forget to SUBMIT! oughly searched our database, but her in terms of who she fucked. dom hit the wall? It was pissed got free shots. Time to move. for deciding what goes in the magazine and what doesn’t. be brought for review by the editors and other peers. these women remained nameless. She was still property, in a com- off. This earned me a Camel A midget stood on the bar, tip- Do modern women still only munity bike sort of way (every- light. The other hit on Caitlin: ping a bottle down girls’ throats identify themselves as someone’s one gets a ride). Does a woman “So, I play guitar.” and offering them a hand up. We wife? Does the hetronormative really have to belong to someone? “That’s nice.” Caitlin forced a managed to make something out Sublimely Sub Par Show Opens at the Herdon title overshadow any other des- Why do our most esteemed insults smile. “My girlfriend plays bass.” of the night with him and his By Wes Hiserman ignation? A noteworthy reprieve for women reference their sexual- “That’s hot.” cherry-flavored liquor. Was this Maybe I come from the wrong from the wealthy straight cou- ity (not that Ann doesn’t deserve Jason stopped twirling Becky empowering? We were trapped era to appreciate the art of these ples was one Sister Ida Ann, a the worst we can dish out)? to the stereo’s rendition of Stevie on a pedestal (of sorts) remi- It’s a sad occasion when pieces. After all, around World Life Trustee, which puts her in These questions persisted when Wonder’s Superstition, pretend- niscent of Elizabeth’s medieval the ads for an art show War Two might have been a time the highest donor category (read we watched How To Marry a ed to get a call and pulled us revival. At least our subjuga- outshine the show itself. when the same aesthetic found extremely rich nun). I puzzled Millionaire later that night. out of the uncomfortable situa- tion came with free alcohol. Since September 15th and in Florsheim’s work wasn’t also over how a woman married to the While Marilyn Monroe looked tion. Apparently ownership does until November 17th the churned out nightly by depressed Herndon Gallery in South high school freshmen across the Hall is showing a selection of country. The effect on today’s prints by Richard Florsheim desensitized youth (of which I am entitled the Social and Moral a member) is close to nil. Urban Nights, Aesthetic Sights… Effects of Warfare. This After seeing the edited ver- By the cooperative council for a non-wack social scene show seems to fall into the sions of Florsheim’s work on art culture that exists just below the surface. Bringing dancing throughout parking lots and ally ways. category of art that depends fliers made by Antioch’s own Dr. The C2 gallery sits on the top floor in the first build- attention to the, often overlooked character that per- With all the people and energy in the streets it was on history instead of quality. Colette Palamar, I had height- ing of the Front Street Warehouses. “A Bicycle For meates the streets of Dayton by inviting the public to practically impossible not to have a good time. The Florsheim, who lived from ened my expectations of the Two” was the themed show held in the last week of better get to know the downtown area. A variety of culmination of the night brought a few of us to a highly 1916 to 1979, helped make show itself and became sorely August. It was the first in a series to be presented by the galleries, restaurants, and retailers participate in show- crowded Fifth St., where interacting and conversing an enormous name for him- disappointed to see the prints Powerthroughmetal co. and the Zeroworker Council. casing local artists and musicians. Many performances with a wide variety of interesting individuals gave self with these small, dark themselves. I fear that the same Two closely related local artist operated groups. No took place on Courthouse Square on Friday, September a breath of fresh air to everyone. We made our way and war-themed prints. I can effect will occur with others who admission charge, free food and drink make the whole 15th. There were also numerous stages scattered all into the Nite Owl to catch the performances of local imagine the former timeliness become interested in the show thing quite convenient. Fifteen artists displayed a around town, along with a myriad of street performers. anomaly Romance of Young Tigers, whose layered and extremity of his art was thanks to good advertising and a unique collection of work. The night was a success In comparison to years past, I was person- atmospheric instrumental noise gives the packed bar what pushed him into fame. heavily worded title. Where you for all involved and a hopeful glimpse of what to ally impressed by how much effort went in a wall of sound to digest, followed by the Early Day Now it seems like since then could want a deep insight into the expect from future events, such as the “Masters of the to making the event an uplifting occasion. Minors who cap the stirring night off on a perfect note. the images he portrayed- vul- psychology of war, you may find Universe” show scheduled for the end of November. The co-operative intensive climate and lack of Urban Nights is the cities attempt to bring people tures, barren landscapes and an antiquated and naive point of The C2 gallery sat in a central location for Urban pretension provided a very comfortable atmo- downtown more often and with more enthusiasm. forlorn faces among them, view duplicated as expensively Nights, the event that took place over the weekend. sphere. Having access to the personal workspaces In the creation of this kind of environment, I think have been surpassed a hun- as possible. A dozen or so Antioch students made their way down- of many of the people participating gave a more the attempt to broaden our attention has worked, and dredfold by the carnage war town to participate and support the most extensive, city- intimate portrayal of how the pieces came together. one can only hope for similar activities on a regular itself has presented us. wide, art walk to date. The fourth annual Urban Nights. Sculptures, paintings, and live graffiti were a basis. So keep an eye out for flyers for future shows The Downtown Dayton Partnership and the Dayton Arts few of the various mediums represented in and at the Front Street gallery spaces, specifically C2. Photo by Aidan O'Leary Community together provide the Miami Valley with an around the galleries. In addition to the exhibi- opportunity to receive a more intimate look at the urban tions, an elaborate array of performers aroused

Page 8 Page 13 “Hip Hop: The Antioch Influence” pushed me to continue my way of expressing hip-hop culture. Its been a blessing My name is Charles Arthur Williams. First things first, I’d like to thank to have the likes of Jen, David Eagle, and now Tony, as well as a physical workout. Loss....continued from page 1 the students of Antioch for the unconditional support given to me personally My point is now this. Sept. 9, 2006, those same students that give nothing but a lov- and for the respect, acceptance, and embrace to all walks of race, culture, ing hand to me were able to witness hip-hop in its truest and most humble, yet explo- to be presented to the president to facilitate the repair classes are all great, and she has loved everyone she’s can’t even come back to visit this place and these people and creed. I’d also like to thank Luke for asking me to write this article. sive form. Visions of the faces I knew, which were a lot mind you, helped to enable of the damages caused by the term’s previous acts of met, but she finds the campus disorganized and unlike that I’ve made these profound relationships with. As most of us are well aware, the magnetic essence of Erykah Badu, one mag- me to live hip-hop on stage next to Erykah Badu. Antioch students are an influence on vandalism. Although no one knows who committed the “original Antioch” on which she was sold which KL: Do you feel that Antioch is the same place nificent singer expressing every ounce of her manifestation of soul, performed at hip-hop culture because they are an influence to me – and I am hip-hop! I am hip-hop these atrocities except the perpetrators themselves, it she believed was “one-of-a-kind” and feels as though to which you applied? the golf course of Antioch College. Now, a lot of students have seen me practice my because hip-hop is a culture that influences was decided that taking the initiative to help mend these the administration is trying to take away some of the SC: I don’t know, man. It’s sort of the same as I B-Boy skills around the campus. It started in the Common Room of Fess (Fesbop). people to search themselves, test themselves, former bad acts would strengthen the ailing ties between freedoms she expected here. feel about the national government and America as how Jennifer Parnel would often practice with me. She surprised me because she could and find themselves. Hip-hop is education the students and the administration, bringing us together I feel about the Antioch administration. It’s just tough, do stuff I couldn’t do and do it well. What else surprised me was I didn’t expect outside education grades K-12. Hip-hop is a as a whole. A total of approximately $70 was collected When asked about the effect of the expulsions on the you know. It’s the only word I can use to describe it. anyone to consider break dancing at Antioch. I mean really, I just didn’t expect study; it’s a particular path of life you walk that night, and all those wishing to contribute to this administration and school as a whole, Richard Jurasek, It’s very arbitrary. The people are still great, though. it. Years went by, Katie Andrews would film my progress. Not too long after that on if it’s meant for you to walk on. Hip-hop “good will fund” may bring donations to the CG office who refers to himself as Antioch’s “Chief Operations They’ll be what I miss the most, the community. This dance battles intrigued me, taking me to places such as Atlanta Georgia, Washington is generations old. And, it needs to be respect- where the money is so graciously being stored. Officer, in local nomenclature”, responded, “it is a loss place is all about community. I know the administration D.C., Portland Oregon, Seattle Washington, Dayton Ohio, and many other places. ed. Hip-hop has been performed inside of Since the breaking of this devastating news, it has of revenue, of course. That’s a painful fact. But it is an would never see it this way, but that night, all we were OK, what does this have to do with Erykah Badu? Well, that same night when she Antioch, has been known to many graduates been nearly impossible for one to walk across the Caf even more painful fact that there are those students who trying to do was build community, man. performed, I was blessed to grace the same stage alongside her. And I was able from Antioch, and has been extended from or down one’s hall without hearing a conversation would like to come to Antioch, who cannot because of KL: Speaking of the community, how do you to present my B-Boy display in front of my people at Antioch College, where it the birthplace in South Bronx to the little concerning the student body’s debate over and outrage the culture.” feel about the public’s response to your expulsion? all began. Big ups to School For the Def and Universal Spectrum. For those that village university called Antioch College. towards the administration’s actions. The students are, When pressed for comment President Steven Lawry Were you expecting this kind of a reaction? don’t know, Universal Spectrum was and still is crew, a crew I use to do hip-hop however, to be commended, according to Professor said, ‘Drug-use is destructive of individuals, families SC: Well, I wasn’t expecting to be expelled shows with. School For the Def was a crew that did hip-hop shows such as the hip- -Chuck Ivan Dihoff, for the maturity and passion that has been and communities, and all community members must because of the way the communication was between hop convergence, and mad shows in general. See, Antioch students have in a way, displayed over the course of these events. An informal take responsibility for eliminating it from Antioch. us and the Dean of Students office. I wasn’t expecting poll of student opinion reveals that the majority believes I will also add that I was deeply troubled by the anything, really. We never thought that this would maintaining and building ties with the administration is “Question of the Week” in the September 15th edition happen. But yeah, the community has been great. necessary, although the expulsions are creating “a larger of The Antioch Record. (What do you have to say to They’ve really come to our support in a way that’s the Dried Baby Organ Dispensary rift between students and the administration.” A request the Narc?) It was hugely irresponsible for the editors just above and beyond. I’m so grateful for everything By Wood Pipes to “remain respectful and diplomatic at all times” was to pose a question that implies condemnation of truly they’ve done, so grateful. But none of this could have previous releases then you will love this record, go buy would probably not consider this music. That said, it is voiced by one student, reminding all of Antioch that the responsible and courageous community members who been expected. Welcome to the Dried Baby Organ Dispensary. Here at it now. If you are familiar with their previous work but my feeling that this is Excepter’s most musical effort “administration is not the enemy.” Most are not quick want to live in a learning environment free of drugs and KL: What were expecting to happen? What the D.B.O.D. we pride ourselves on collecting and recom- you just can’t get down, then you most likely wont find to date. The entity known as Excepter has undergone to pass judgment on any party involved, especially are taking steps on behalf of that cause. This was a mor- were you told would happen if you signed the statement mending only the freshest of jams to smoke your babies to. anything new here. There’s also probably something a radical evolution since it’s original conception. Their Jimmy Williams, who has maintained his nearly univer- ally misguided and irresponsible question. I was deeply that you did? So much good music, so little time..... Once again wrong with you. If you have no idea what the fuck I’m first release, KA, was an expansive collage of ghostly sally beloved status on campus despite distaste for the troubled by the character of many of the responses to the SC: I was told that our punishment would be I must ask you to please bear with as I continue to talking about, I’m sorry, I really don’t know what to howls reverberating and being refracted between ran- punishment he relayed to the students. However, sev- question, some of which suggested that harm come to less severe. envision what exactly this column will consist of so say. Yo La Tengo have made some of the most heart- dom, sharp echoes of distant rhythms. That album set eral students scathingly drew attention to the fact that the so-called Narc. These suggestions, in combination KL: Who actually suggested that you sign the that there can be some sort of continuity in terms of breakingly honest music that I’ve ever heard, as well as a vague precedent for the various flavors of organic, Steve Lawry was not here when the decision was made with the blatant use of aggressive obscenities, deserve statement? layout. Ok, less bullshit more music. Smoke Babies. some of the most energetic and passionate. To try to use improvised sonic assault yet to come. From incoherent and feel as though these students have been chosen at condemnation, and should not be honored by publica- SC: Jimmy Williams, although he didn’t actu- words to describe the feelings that this music evokes deconstructionist synthesizer and vocal experimenta- random to be made an example of to the community. tion in our community’s newspaper.’ ally suggest it. [pause] He more than suggested it. Album Of The Week would be a preposterous and futile effort. Just imagine tion reminiscent of a dying an animal to eerie, mantric Others reference the history of disciplinary action at KL: Do you feel as though you were misled a well-worn, wind swept street corner in Hoboken, NJ droning of noise and distorted whispers, Excepter have Antioch, citing their memories of other students doing The students expelled were all hurt by the seemingly into signing the statement under the assumption that Yo La Tengo- I’m Not Afraid crafting some tear drenched psychedelic elegy to living managed to conjure some uncommonly disturbing and similar things and incurring little-to-no punishment as rash decision. Alan Fiser, one of the lost community this would not have happened? That you wouldn’t have Of You And I Will Beat Your and loving, and everything in between. If that sounds beautiful soundscapes. But this latest recording actu- reason enough why the four first years should not be members, said, “This is not what this school is sup- been expelled? Ass [[ Matador; 2006 ]] at all interesting to you, then I suggest that you go ally has a particularly warm and even inviting feel to forced out. Nearly all surveyed believe the students’ posed to be, and I am disappointed.” “I am worried SC: Yes, I do. I definitely do. We were com- and talk to that street corner. Or check out this record. it. Warm like the radiator that you huddle next to in the punishment was too harsh, especially for first-time about where this college is going to be in four years,” pletely honest, too. We told them everything. We didn’t Ok, I’m just gonna come corner when you’re listening to an Excepter album, so in offenders, and that there are “alternative and far more said Cary James, “but I love the sense of community give up names but everything else. And look what hap- right out and say it. Yo La Mew- And The Glass Handed a kind of morbid sort way, but warm nonetheless. This efficient mediums of discipline to remedy the situation,” and the people.” Brock Kalbfleisch said, “I came here pened. Tengo are the hardest working Kites is also by far their funkiest and most rhythm oriented such as community service, counseling, fines, drug test- because it was more than a school, because community KL: Do you think that there is anything that band in indie rock. Go ahead, ask them, they’re [[ Sony; 2006 ]] release thus far. One might even catch subtle traces ing, a public apology, et cetera. Some called for a new, was involved with the avenue of education I wanted to people are missing about the story? not afraid of you and they will beat your ass. of dub or some masticated, deformed semblance of a student-written drug policy and a first-year orientation pursue.” “I feel that this is the best place for me to foster SC: Well, are a lot of people hearing that we’re I last saw Yo La Tengo about a month or two ago Epic. A veritable progressive house groove craftily woven into the fabric of particular to said policy, although others believe that “morals and my personality, individuality, and my art,” said Stubby being kicked out for dealing drugs? Yeah. That was at the Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago. As the rock frankenstein, hipster style. pieces. So, that said, I love this band, I think that they’re common sense should prevail even without a readily Carroll. “I think that this is a good place with awesome, never our intention. We have people that went there set progressed, I realized that I wasn’t recognizing The most rocking rock opera that brilliant individuals, and I am all about this new record. assessable policy.” Still others have mentioned that the compassionate people, but I think the administration is together and people who came back, and it was distrib- any of the songs that they were playing, and the has ever been, Pete Townshend Not for the faint of heart of short of attention span. apparently unilateral decision violates their sensibilities misguided and is forgetting about the human side of uted, you know? People just bought it from the guy that musical stylings were so diverse from one song to wishes that he could take notes as to how they believe a progressive school like Antioch things.” we got it from. the next that I just assumed that they were playing on this album posthumously. This album is the shit. If you like Excepter, I’d also reccomend: Animal ought to handle student discipline, a sentiment often fol- The day before the students’ forced departure date, KL: So, what are you planning to do now? covers. How wrong I was. After maybe the third or They obviously spawned this record in some far away, Collective, Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, Bablicon, lowed by the catchphrases “Where is our Antioch?” or Kathryn Leahey sat down with a visibly shaken Stubby SC: I don’t know, man. I know that I’m still fourth song Ira announced that that they had devoted fantastical land of flying unicorns and only the tight- Battles, Black Dice, Dead Machines, Double “I want my Antioch back!” for a brief and emotional interview. going to do accomplish everything that I wanted to. I the entire set to debuting music from this album. est of math rock breakdowns. The Netherlands? No Leopards, Mouthus, Gang Gang Dance, Fennesz, Such sentiments have, in at least one case, prompted SC: [Holding up a lit cigarette] Do you mind if just wish that I could do it here. Here with my friends. As you can imagine, I nearly shat myself where I stood. silly.... but yes, actually, they are from the Netherlands. Hair Police, Lovesliescrushing, Nurse With Wound, a student to leave school without being forced. Aiden I smoke this? I can put it out if you want. It just sucks, man. Amazing show, I was moved to tears on more Matmos, Tortoise, William Basinski, Wolf Eyes McGuire, a classmate of those expelled, cites a conver- KL: No problem. than one occasion, blah blah blah, anyways. Excepter- Alternation [[ 5RC; sation with Cary James about the state of the school as SC: Alright, cool. At this point in the interview, Stubby was overcome This is a Yo La Tengo album. No matter what they 2006 ]] “Smokin babies like FDR did” her reason for beginning to think about withdrawing. KL: So Stubby, to be blunt, how much longer with emotion, and Kathryn’s line of questioning was might be exploring stylistically on any given release, -Wood Pipes! Aiden too will be gone within a few days. She believes are you with us? discontinued. Parting sentiments were exchanged. A there always remains a sound that is characteristically Putting the funk back into that “the school is in a state of transition and maybe SC: Tomorrow at noon. Then I’m banned from stand was made. Four friends were lost. Yo La Tengo, like different tunes played on the same haunting mother-fuckers. Some doesn’t know exactly what it’s doing.” She says that her campus. Banned from campus. Isn’t that ridiculous? I guitar or some dumb shit like that. And I don’t mean that people might not consider this in a bad way. If you are familiar with YLT and dig their music. My father, for instance, Page 14 Page 7 My Liberal Agenda Teach-In Series at Antioch College: or How I Spent My Summer Vacation By the cooperative council for a non-wack social scene Human Rights and Wrongs in the War on Terror Senator. Marissa Fisher was spotted chan- naked by the end.” Remarked Katarina, sterilize our sense of humor, they can’t directed, and produced by Michael Kirk in 2005) Never before has this reporter seen such neling Jennifer Beals’ performance in an exchange student from Germany. tell us who to make out with under the Has torture been widespread in US detention facilities explores the controversial policies and practices King Castor: Past State Commander of Former a shameless display of blatant liberalism. Flashdance with a modern day Sunshine “There was a sexy Courtney Love look milky moonlight, if they give us t-shirts abroad? regarding U.S. detention facilities at Guantánamo POWs of the State of Ohio. Mr. Castor is a veteran Bush bashing, underwear sporting, drag Dore aesthetic highly reminiscent of this alike who crashed her fucking beamer, I chances are we will customize them. If so, why have these extreme measures been used and Bay, Abu Ghraib, and Baghram AFB, as well as of the Second World War, during which time he was dressing, power lesbian looking, political reporters mother which caused internal don’t really remember the night to well. I And to the Women of Antioch college- to what effect? in secret rendition sites. When this ninety-minute a POW in Germany for 26 months. agenda having, and planned-parenthood torment in me not felt since my last was pretty drunk. Rob the Rev is a fuck- you’ve got me spun. I am so in awe of What is known about the detainees themselves? program was fi rst aired in fall of 2005 few people saw supporting were in high fashion this past Daughters of the American Revolution ing dirty dancer, Jeremy and Jeremiah your power and wondrousness. I felt like In what way has the law been used to justify unlimited it and the press ignored it. We think it is important Dr Julie Gallagher: Assistant Professor of History, Friday night. Not going to lie, I had to rally in Plymouth, MA. …. Which begs as well.” Said a first year who wished a piece of pineapple floating in a bucket detention and harsh treatment? to bring it back in the context of recent disclosures in Antioch College, and Amnesty International buy a pair of safety glasses to protect the question- Lauren Hind, where were to stay anonymous. Erin Cizeski who of pheromone punch, I want to fall to my How have medical and military personnel, journalists order to promote further discussion on U.S. foreign Legislative Coordinator, The State of Ohio. Dr. my eyes from all the bleeding hearts you? To quote third year transfer Kim- wasn’t actually at the party had some knees and thank the goddesses for the and religious leaders responded? and domestic policy. A 30-minute discussion will Gallagher also monitors elections for the Organization splashing around. Who knew Antioch Jenna Jurrians “(The party was) Less witty and searing criticism to share with opportunity to rub elbows with such an How have these prisons been viewed internationally follow each showing. for Security and Cooperation in Europe, and has was such bastion of true liberalism? I timid than the last one. People seemed the community, in a private interview she incredible group of wicked smart, funny, and what are the implications? 2. National Cybercast: A Prison Beyond the Law: How recently overseen elections in Belarus, Ukraine, haven’t seen that much waffling since less reluctant to dance, less of a circle had the following to say; “ I like that if real, creative, strong, gorgeous women What is the responsibility of American citizens in these Should We Respond to the Problem of Guantánamo Armenia, and Kazakhstan. my waitress days at the international thing going on. I felt flattered from the you don’t have a costume, all you have who come across like a cavalry of a bright matters? Bay? Will be presented on house of pancakes. Move over radicals, lesbian community’s invitation to switch to do is either cross dress or wear your hope in a time of imminent darkness. Thursday, 5 October, 10:00 am to 7:00 pm Room 113, Dr Hassan Nejad: Professor of Political Science the Antioch liberals have taken over teams. Thanks Teddy.” It should also be underwear. And when did it get so cool The highlight of the night for me would These are some of the tough questions addressed McGregor Hall. and International Law, Antioch College. Dr Nejad the podium, and they look fucking hot. noted that earlier in the night the same to be a Jewish lesbian? Tell those chicks have to be my ambush by a certain inter- in a series comprised of a film, a cybercast, and a On this day, Seton Hall University will host an all- has published numerous articles and spoken widely Black lights and a cigarette strewn student was quoted as saying in regards to shave their pits and call me. And the national man of mystery whose patchouli forum sponsored by Antioch College and Antioch day conference cybercast to over 200 academic on Middle Eastern history and politics, the United floor set the scene for a night of lib- to her footwear “I walk like a bloody recent expulsion spree really cleared the stank still lingers in my nasal passages. University. These activities are designed to provide institutions across the United States to study the Nations, the World Court, the Geneva Conventions, eral raunch and debauchery. The air felt peasant in these heels.” Of the night sec- dance floor, I guess I appreciated that.” If you’re reading this you dastardly sexy rd concerned citizens with the most recent information national and international implications of indefi nitely and developments in international humanitarian almost viscous with beer sweat, and ond year transfer Mariel Traiman shared 3 year transfer Preston thought the androgynous creature of the night, I say about U.S. Government detention policies and prac- detaining hundreds of individuals defi ned as “enemy law. smoke- a combination that will someday “I put a lot of energy into my outfit and party might have been politically moti- to you: Firstly; What my Daddy don’t tices and to offer an opportunity for discussion and combatants.” A wide variety of experts will speak from inspire nostalgia in even the most sterile character, I think my performance was vated “ (the idea was to) Get all the know wont hurt him, secondly: there action. The organizers of this series believe that the military, legal, medical, and religious perspectives. We believe that, ultimately, much will be gained by of students. A near flawless stream of a little underrated. Sometimes I think liberals so drunk they don’t remem- is no other world, it is up to us to coax way we conduct ourselves in times of war as well as For the annotated program of the cybercast check open inquiry and dialogue. Handouts will be furnished gyration inspiring classics poured off the I’m ahead of my time, I saw myself as ber George Bush is in office, the sen- the good shit out of this one, and thirdly in times of peace represents our deepest values and the website: http://law.shu.edu/guantanamoteachin at the sessions and recent books on the subject will be D.J. table, and it wasn’t long until the maybe a young liberal senator’s daugh- ate is controlled by republicans, and in and lastly: I quit school cuz of recess shapes how the world perceives and responds to us. 3. A Local Forum on Terror, Torture, and Imprisonment: available for purchase from the Antioch Bookstore. dance floor was alive and kicking with ter who just fell face first into a moun- a few months the house will be con- I don’t play. So before I start creeping As Colin Powell recently stated, “Watch America. The Long Road to Guantánamo will take place on moves to make mothers proud (though tain of cocaine after Shabbat services. trolled by the republicans unless people around campus sniffing wrists like some Watch how we deal with this. Watch how America will Thursday, October 5, 8:00-10:00pm, McGregor Hall You may send questions and comments to the orga- it must be noted, Prince has performed It was cool though, I got to make out.” take the November elections seriously.” sort of Phish lot Cinderella I urge you to do the right thing”(May, 2004). Room 113. nizers at any time during the period of 20 September more than one song… I recommend his *Reporters note: All this kissing and Students of Antioch I raise my liberal show yourself in all your mustachioed through 10 October. The shared address for this 3 disc greatest hits and b-sides set). It telling reeks of insecurity honey. First fist to you (do liberals raise fists?) What glory and be my part time lover friend, This forum features four main speakers: purpose is: should be said of Liberals- even with year student Riley Carpenter reminisced I meant to say is I dedicate the following and I will deliver more rose petal bass 1. The film, The Torture Question, will be shown the absence of bottomless beer cups, of the night: “It was awesome amazing, t-shirt slogan to you- I am continuously thumping sensuality than an R. Kelley twice: William F. O’Brien, Ph.D.: Manager, Mental Health [email protected] and 1 dollar mixed drinks those bitches where else can you wear pantaloons and blown away by your power and your music video, yeah I don’t see nothing Wednesday, 27 September, 7:00-9:00 pm, 113 Care Unit, Veterans Medical Center, Dayton, Ohio. can dance. Notable ass shaker Emma a turban. The girl with the rollerblades- I beauty. Antioch at an institutional level wrong with a little bump and grind. McGregor Hall As a psychologist Dr. O’Brien has worked with Jean Gregorek, Ph.D., Associate Professor of Emmerich was seen showcasing moves was a fan. And the pink pimp, that was is at this point weak and wonky, we are This concludes this week’s edition of and Saturday 30 September, 2:00-4:00 pm, 126 Prisoners of War and survivors of torture for 33 Literature, Antioch College to make Shakira jealous. Yeah, I said pretty awesome. Also the gray pimp who being subject to a sort of liberal white- my self serving liberal bullshit agenda. So McGregor Hall. yrs, spanning the conflicts in WWII, Korea, and Jim Malarkey, Ph.D., Professor of Humanities, it- she was that good. Other superstars actually looked like a pimp. ” Hey Riley, washing, a homogenization of culture, remember, we are watching, we really like This hard-hitting Frontline documentary (written, Vietnam. Antioch University McGregor include Anne Fletcher who made a stun- the cultural appropriation police called, a mainstreamification of the things that you guys, and we want to make you laugh. ning Al Gore and danced something like they need to bring you in for questioning. make us unique, beautiful, and dare I say Stay strong in the trenches; your fights a grounded angel working her way back “It was a good representation of the it- radical. Rather than make a laundry list are ones worth fighting. Don’t forget to Wet Events for a Dry Campus up to heaven (if you believe in that sort of Antioch community, people could be of injustices being hurled at the student get enough sleep, and don’t stop believ- By Jon Wohlfer thing). James Fishbeck made a breathtak- whoever they wanted to be. Although I body I will acknowledge the things they ing, hold on to that feeling. Much Love. offerings. They were busy refilling their Raspberry Wheat, which was what I was after, ing Hillary Clinton effectively negating kind of expected it I was pretty surprised can never touch. They will never have -The cooperative council for a non-wack This past Saturday marked the first of many Beer-related festivals in Columbus and having trouble with the Scottish Ale keg, I had the Ivan Porter. For a porter, it was the lesbionic rumors surround the young at how many girls ended up being half access to our dance moves, they can not social scene. this season. The North Market hosted the Columbus Microbrew Festival, where six fairly hop-y, but still retained the rich malt aromas and finish that make for a good lunch. Columbus-area breweries poured half=pint glasses of ales and lagers all afternoon. Among the best beers on tap were from the Elevator Brewing Co. and Core continued from page 4 Admission was $10 (two less than advertised), based on the fact that $10 is an easier Gordon Biersch Restaurant, though the latter isn’t necessarily native to Columbus. amount to make change Elevator featured some of the heaviest contenders; their Dopplebock was as ies. People just came to class in retired because of fundamen- “It was just the way things were tendency to run ahead of every- year felt over scrutinized.” pajamas because all they did was tal problems with the classes: structured. We were very much body else, and they become a Other concerns that recur among for that $12. This dark as any stout and an even match with Bell’s Consecrator. Their Barley roll around.” “None of them were found to be guinea pigs, and because there disruption for the other students. the student body are the large included eight tick- Wine was also hoped-up and stronger than any other ale present. Gordon Nick Gafron expressed a lin- problematic. They were removed was a lack of upper level student The original idea of the core class sizes and lack of difference ets (two more than Biersch featured many German favorites, among them a Marzen, Dunkles, gering bitterness about the lack because of the faculty that left.” involvement, we had no one to program provides for the use of from the high school schedule. advertised), a wrist- Hefeweizen, and Roggenbier (an anomaly to the Antiochians in attendance). of information afforded to his Many students who say they turn to. We were segregated. I senior teaching assistants, but in “No, I don’t think that the kinks band, and a com- In October, Columbus will hold the Ale Fest in the Greater Columbus Convention class. “We were all sold a dif- were concerned about the learn- don’t know if they’re doing it a role in which they would be are worked out,” says Louise memorative pint glass. Center. This fest will feature over 200 beers from 50 breweries; from Avery to Rogue ferent school, and then when ing communities before they deliberately, but it sure looks like supportive.” Smith, Associate Professor of My instinct was to and beyond. This time around $30 will get you 20 tasting tickets, a tasting glass, a we got there we were told about arrived also admit that the class- that,” says Fukui. Last year, the administration Theatre. I think it’s arrogant to start with wheats and sampling guide and brew chart, a food voucher, and a bottle of water (as you exit). the changes that they’d made.” es themselves have allayed their Freiburg echoes the concern. “It took a survey of student reac- say that all of the kinks could be lagers before heading An identical event happened in Dayton last month, and according to the brewmaster of However, he admits that ulti- fears. was definitely the downall of the tions to the learning commu- worked out of a program in its into stout country, so Belmont Party Supply, 200 beers are a lot to fit in one afternoon. He mentioned Dogfish mately it was not the learning Among other complaints about learning communities,” she says. nities. According to Kinghorn, second year, when all of higher I made a beeline to Head’s hop-infusing delivery system, where kegged ale went through a crazy-straw like community program that he the learning communities is a Bloch, has a different per- “There was a survey done and education is still working out its found unable to tolerate; it was frustration with the fact that the spective on the separation. “The the purpose of the survey was to kinks. It’s a process, one hopes, Barley’s. I had eaten device filled with fresh hops…and the fact that he lost his car…and his friends truck. changes to the co-op program. first years of 2006, like those reason was simple: the seniors elicit advice to give to the new and one that doesn’t stay static.” dinner at their brewpub So for those planning on attending, please taste respon- Dean of Faculty for Co-ops, of 2005 before them, are seg- and juniors will intimidate the incoming students. It wasn’t very before a gallery hop sibly, and until then, hands off our commemorative pints. Janice Kinghorn denies that any regated from the upper class- rest of the class. Because they successful—we didn’t get useful once, so I had already of the learning communities were men academically and socially. are more advanced, they have a advice. I think the students last tried a couple of their Page 6 Page 15 World News Continued Mexico...continued from page 3 Dispatches from Community Meeting Obrador: “If I wanted, I could stop the country tinuing life peacefully. According to Fox, Calderon mitted on July 2, 2006, is not recognized. Second, By Kathryn Leahey tomorrow. I can. I can block airports, communica- is the “clear winner” of the elections. On the the usurpation is rejected and Mr. Felipe Calderon tions, and highways. I’m never going to do that. other hand the Washington Center for Economic Hinojosa is not recognized as the President of Pergram felt as though her thorough college students. Corri Frohlich, another Center activities. That’s not good for the people.” On Sunday July and Policy Research conducted an analysis of the the Republic.” Following the decision, the head th The term’s second regularly scheduled understanding of the Leg Code would candidate, is trying to make the big The most anticipated part of the meet- 16 , Obrador held a mass protest in the Capital recount of ballots that show that there were enough electoral tribunal announced that “First, according community meeting proved to be less be an asset. Chelsea Martens and Julie move between ComCil and AdCil. Chris ing, clarification from Robin Heise, of Mexico of over 1.1 million people (one of the irregularities to hold off the decision of a clear presi- to the final computation of the election, the can- exciting than the first. To begin, Beth Phillips both cited their previous commu- McKinless, the final student hopeful, is shared little new information and left largest ever held) and called for another protest dential winner. One of the things they have done is a didate that obtained the most votes in the election th Jones and Meredith Root (or Be-Root, nity involvement as a reason for electing most concerned about AdCil’s advisory some with a bad taste in their mouths. in two weeks. On July 30 , a protest of two mil- simple recount of the ballots in the voting precincts. of the President of the United States of Mexico collectively), the masterminds behind the them while Sarah Buckingham banked on board status, a concern that he say is Robin read from a statement that she had lion people took place and many started to set What is supposed to happen at the end of the voting was the citizen Felipe de Jesus Calderon Hinojosa. Womyn’s Center, were named Community her sheer love for Antioch. Questioning his reason for running. When asked by posted to First Class, reinforcing basic up camps all over the capital. This again was a is that the ballots that counted and the blank ones Second, the Presidential elections of the United Members of the Week. A string of thank- began, and we discovered that, although Caitlin how he plans to handle that con- ideas repeatedly. John Minter apologized protest to try and make the electoral commis- are supposed to add up to the number off ballots that States of Mexico are valid.” Although the tribunal fulness involving organized events then all of the candidates are already exceed- cern, he mentioned “creative methods”, for any misinformation that he may have sion do a recount of the votes. Each time Obrador were their at the beginning. Marc Weisbrot, co direc- did acknowledge the errors during the elections ensued. Hope thanked Robin for pro- ingly busy, they all believe that will have although he didn’t explain what he meant taken part in, and Meghan thanked him has asked his supporters to wage a peaceful and tor of the WCEPR said, “more than half of the ballot they still hold Calderon as the president elect. viding the meeting with refreshments, ample time to fulfill their ComCil duties by that. Ryan and Erin responded to the on behalf of all of the students for being productive resistance to force the recount. In addi- boxes don’t add up. And that by itself is enough of This past Saturday hundreds of thousands rallied and Ivan Dihoff thanked all those who if elected. When asked about specific question by saying that AdCil needs to so available; Robin followed up his state- tion there are now encampments all over the three a reason to have a full recount, even aside from all in Mexico City yet again. But this time it was not had attended the previous emergency policies, Meghan referenced a long-term improve the student body’s relationship ment by saying that John had not been hundred federal districts countrywide and many the other irregularities, and there’s quite a few”. to ask the Electoral Commission for a recount but community meeting, the organization of guest policy that she would like to see with the administration by acting in a working in financial aid long enough to of the protests have brought businesses to a halt. Heat around this presidential election has increased to vote for a new “alternative government” headed th which prompted Amanda to offer her devised and Brian mentioned an idea to strong but respectful manner. However, truly understand it. The statement was On August 6 , thousands of Obrador supporters dramatically and “If the will of the people is not by Manuel Lopez Obrador. All who lifted a hand as gratitude to Levi. Caitlin thanked Jimmy support low-income students throughout Corri, as opposed to Chris, sees nothing likely well-intended, although some felt built a human chain around Mexico City. The next respected, it will be an abuse to the rights of the is voting in a classroom during the Rally declared Williams for the Constitution Day festiv- the registration process, although exactly wrong with AdCil’s status as an advisory as though Robin was more chastising day, another mass of supporters banded together to people which would signify a rupture of constitu- Obrador the “legitimate president”. Aids to Obrador ities while Kaleigh lauded Melody for the what he went by that was not made clear. board. Although some of the questioning John than coming to his aid. After the protest in front of the Electoral Court in the capital. tional order and a hit against the state” said Obrador. said that aggressive protesting tactics were not th Shabbat and workshop she organized this Most candidates were found to have by the community devolved into state- financial aid talk, Melody led a brief By August 9 there began a partial recount of the Even with all this pressure errors, Mexico’s top going to be used but instead aggressive politics. th past weekend. CG as a whole was also ideas for making meetings more efficient. ments rather than inquiries, Amanda’s party etiquette refresher course. The forty one million votes. Obrador remained dissatis- electoral court declared on Aug 28 that there have The will of the people is at work and as Obrador recognized for bringing Swan Island to Brian announced that he was a trained question about AdCil taking action had wisdom imparted? 1) Don’t break any- fied saying that he and the people of Mexico deserve been no acts of fraud. As happened in Florida, the said “It is obvious that we are not acting out of campus. Chelsea and Jenna both thanked meeting facilitator while others presented all five candidates poised to show their thing! 2) Clean up after yourselves! 3) all the votes to be recounted, especially because partial recount of only a very small percentage of caprice or personal interest. Our decision and that the women’s rugby team as well as the ideas about preparation, redirection, and passion for actually getting things done. The SOPP still applies, even if you are the partial recount already showed so many errors. the cote still has Calderon as the winner. Obrador of millions of Mexicans represented here is the firm Cincinnati Women’s Rugby Team. Jenna sub-committee use. Meghan, however, Many of the announcements made drunk. Meanwhile, Calderon’s ally Vicente Fox has went on to say that “the official computation given and dignified answer to who the electors want.” also extended her thanks to her friends felt as though long conversations are after the candidates’ forum involved help The final major topic brought up at warned the public about Obrador’s extremism and by the Electoral Tribunal of Judicial Power of the for their assistance during her period of often very useful. Chelsea and Meghan being requested in one form or another. Pulse was a discussion over the appro- unreasonable actions that keep Mexico from con- Federation, which intends to legalize the fraud com- limited mobility. Finally, Luke thanked also both gave some ideas for strength- The Phone-a-thon still needs workers, priateness of last week’s Question of the all Record readers who complimented ening the council’s presence on campus as does the Coretta Scott King Center, Week. Most saw no harm in the topic, Car Bomb...continued from page 3 the first issue of the term. and its standing with the administration Events, and the Tecumseh Land Trust. although some felt that it was possibly calls Select Armor’s opera- ing AK-47’s and rocket launchers. to combine their armies, which problems persist. The UIC and the situation remains extremely When the entire community’s gratitude which centered around assuring timely Volunteers were called for by Jelesia exacerbating a standing problem. The tions in Somalia “classified”. In one especially troubling recent would be the first step in creating TGF still operate separate armies. volatile. With the ‘peacekeeping’ was exhausted, we proceeded with the progress. for Make-A-Difference day as well as misunderstanding related to the Record The UIC has received the incident, a 72-year old Italian a unified national government. They also disagree on many social force massing along the Kenya- candidate’s forum. Six students have Finally the interrogation of the pro- the CG office, the community garden feature was determined to be due to the blessings of many ordinary nun was shot dead outside the This seems to be a bright spot in and political issues. Ethiopia, the Somalia border, slated to invade decided to run for ComCil, while only spective ComCil members ended and to build a scarecrow on Saturday, and difficulty of judging a person’s tone Somalis, largely due to the sta- children’s hospital she has been otherwise stormy developments, TGF’s main foreign backer, can before the end of the month, bilization they provide. The port operating for the past few years. but no aspect of the agreement also be expected to frown heav- UIC soldiers deploying in the four students and one faculty member are future AdCil members were up to bat. the SOPP office for a poster campaign. in print without the use of the dreaded at Mogadishu, Somalia’s largest On a positive note, the UIC stat- has actually been implemented. ily upon any moves that would region, and Ethiopian solders making an attempt to be elected to AdCil. Hassan Rahmanian., the only faculty Despite all the help that is apparently emoticon. Noam Chomsky and Voltaire recently reopened for the first ed that two arrests were carried There are also sensitive issues ally them with the Islamists. possibly already in Somalia, Those running for ComCil are nearly all member who came forth, has been on needed, only one organization asked for were quoted and ideas about personal time in 11 years. Somali busi- out in connection with the case. between the two sides. The TGF A rally was recently held in war may be eminent in a nation third-years and seem to be overwhelm- AdCil for 10 years, but this is his first any money. One hundred dollars was rights and discretion were discussed, but ness owners appear especially Another ground for hope is a receives most international finan- Mogadishu, in which huge crowds all too familiar with its devas- ingly female. Brian Utley, the sole sec- instance of running on the community requested for the Queers Only Party on no real conclusion was reached except grateful to the UIC. The Somali tentative agreement between the cial aid sent to Somalia. The UIC of Somalis voiced their loyalty tating consequences. Refugees ond-year male candidate, made it known side. Two prospective council members, Friday, about which we were told to that the article was provocative. Tune economy has been all but crip- TFG and the UIC. The two sides accuses them of widespread cor- towards the UIC and their desire to have begun pouring across the that he feels his minority opinion would Erin Winter and Ryan Boasi, decided on “be there or be straight.” The Womyn’s in next week for more information about pled by the years of fighting, appear to have mutual interests. ruption in connection with the fight Ethiopia and the peacekeep- Somalia-Kenya border at a and while still suffering there The UIC has control over key aid money. UIC spokesmen have ing force should the need arise. rate triple to the normal flow. be an asset to the council. Others’ rea- the spot to run. Both cited frustration Center is holding an event entitled “Love union workers on campus having to sub- th have been recent signs of hope. parts of the country and the most said that the TGF spends the Given the UIC’s previous mili- This demonstrates, yet again, sons for running differed. Nicole wanted with the state of the school as the reason Your Body Night” on the 29 and a mit to drug testing. There have also been some powerful army in Somalia, but aid money on luxury cars and tary success and the long history who will be the most affect- to make sure that campus voices con- for their decisions. Erin is also, appar- Planned Parenthood Potluck on October troubling signs as well. Although crave international recognition. upscale homes instead of actu- of violence and warfare between ed by another war in Africa. tinue to be heard during the changes that ently, a morning person, a statement that 6th. Everyone should also check posts Mogadishu is the most stable and The TGF has that recognition, but ally helping Somali citizens. Somalia and Ethiopia, plus the are occurring at Antioch, and Meghan cannot be truthfully made about most around campus about upcoming Wellness safe it has been for years, armed no real power. The rival factions Besides the tricky issues of religious violence that is consum- gunmen still roam its streets pack- have agreed at least on paper aid money and corruption, other ing the world at the moment, Rugby...continued from page 1 Photo by Kari Thompson as the women encourage each other to “watch the kitty,” a enough to not cause any pain. After the games, you can rugby term for the spot right below the belly button and above find ruggers chanting about pussy and engaging in binge Coup in Thailand: Military Seizes Control of Government the ‘cooch’. Never before have we seen a group of dykes so drinking in between nursing their injuries. By Edward Perkins reticent to bury their faces in each other’s crotches. “It really It is common thought that after a strenuous training tal law the following morning. Prime Minister. A statement army. Thai’s royal family has to support the coup for the time is a lot scarier when you’re running at it full speed…and it’s period which will probably involve many montages Royal Thai Army tanks and sol- Mr. Thaksin cancelled a from UN Secretary General yet to publicly endorse the han- being. Thais living in the United harder to ask for consent!” says one team member. of the Radicals being whipped into shape, and coming diers stormed Thailand’s capital scheduled address to the general Kofi Annan stated his hopes dover of power, but images of States may feel differently. We, the reporters are convinced this game was created by a together as a team to overcome anonymously evil adver- city of Bangkok on the evening assembly of the United Nations, that “there will be no breakdown Thai royalty were displayed on Around 24 protesters appeared th group of drunk sexually repressed homosexuals who needed saries they will pull out some form of wacky trick play of September 19 , effectively but is expected to remain in of law and order,” and stated the Thai government television outside of the United Nations an excuse to touch each other, and being to scared to outward- which will be used to defeat their opponents. This defeat removing Thai Prime Minister New York until some kind of his concern over the situation. following the takeover, along- soon after news broke. They were ly ask for consent, created a system of running, tackling, and will serve to unite the Antioch student population who Thaksin Shinawatra from power, agreement is reached with the A spokesman for Thai General side images of previous coups. reported to be talking on cell crotch grabbing and named it rugby. The scrum, for example, will be inspired to overthrow the current administration who was in New York at the time military. Amid widespread spe- Ondhi Boonyaratkalin, who led Thaksin was first elected phones with family in Thailand consists of nine, sweaty, hard-bodied athletes, who alternate and prove once and for all they truly are the Antioch of the coup. Military officials ciation of possible arrest, he has the coup, declared the gener- in 1991. He has been facing Although Thailand has between putting hands down each other’s shorts and wedging Radicals. So in closing we urge you to come out and took over government offices, yet to comment on the unfold- al the new Prime Minister on charges of corruption and abuse a long history of mili- their heads between the thighs of their teammates. Before the watch these star athletes in training play, we promise seized the national television ing situation. A United Nations state television. Boonyaratkalin of power. The Thai people have tary coups, this is the first in game can start, the referee inspects the fingernails of the play- sweat, blood, humility, and hilarity. station, and repealed the con- official was quoted as saying previously held the position of called for his resignation in the 15 years. ers making sure they are regulation length…meaning short stitution before declaring mari- Mr. Thaksin was no longer the commander in chief of the Thai wake of these charges, and appear Page 16 Page 5 Learning Communities Continue their Evolution A Photoessay by Co-Op Student Quincy Gow Visions of Bolivia By Paige Clifton-Steel “I think faculty were caught off guard by tice’, ‘sense of place’, ‘embodied minds, class, though without The program of “learning communities”, how little students knew [last year],” says thinking bodies’, ‘revolutions’, ‘American Jahwara [Giddings], it’ll be less amazing now called Core classes, experienced a Janice Kinghorn, Dean of Faculty for Co- identities’, and ‘water maters’. Of these, this year.” retooling since its inception in the fall ops. “But [this year], everyone who came three are no longer offered. One of these First year Calvin Moravec is one of the of 2005, but incoming students this year to campus I talked to personally. They also was removed because of the retirement of first years of this fall that confirmed know- were slightly better informed about the had a summer effort to inform them about Dr. Jill Yager, while the other two were ing about the learning communities before program than those of last year. Many the core programs and the syllabi so that ended because visiting professors that he applied. “That’s part of the reason I first year students report knowing they would understand what the elements helped to teach them left. came to this school. I like the opportunity about the program when they arrived were.” Andrzej Bloch, Dean of Faculty, admits to look at one subject from three differ- on campus on September 1st, but The learning communities were original- that the decision to use visiting professors ent perspectives.” Another student in the being unaware of it when they applied ly part of a broad attempt of the college to was ill advised. “Hiring visiting profes- same class thought that the learning com- to Antioch College. This is a minor overhaul the educational system. A group sors is absolutely not the way to go. In the munity might have affected her decision improvement over the case last fall when called the renewal commission, which future we would avoid it.” about Antioch College positively--had she the class of sixty-seven students arrived was chartered by the board of trustees, The one visiting professor teaching known about it in advance. largely ignorant of the changes that had created them. The renewal commission this year, Elizabeth Nixon of American Already, the new students’ first impres- been made to the curriculum. comprised thirteen people—four from the Identities, was recruited to replace Beverly sions of the class experience within the In 2005, a first year student liaison campus and nine who were trustees or Rogers, who withdrew suddenly when she learning communities vary widely. committee headed by Nick Gafron con- outside experts. was asked to be temporary director of Rachel Alexander spoke highly of her ducted a survey in order to determine Elliott Fukui, a second-year who sat in the Coretta Scott King center. Rogers is chosen learning community, the newly when students first became aware of the on the renewal commission, believes that expected back next year. implemented Gaia, which encompasses core program. Rachel Hamilton, who ran the learning communities were created in Notably, the school has made marked botany, environmental science, and peace the survey for the committee, found that direct response to a warning issued by the changes to the process by which stu- studies: “I love Gaia. I think the teachers more than 50% of students had arrived board of trustees that told the college to dents select their learning communities. are really compassionate about the fact on campus unaware of the curriculum formulate a plan of renewal. Some people Previously, students were asked to rank that a lot of the students haven’t been in alterations. took this to mean that they would shut the the list of learning communities in the class for a while or haven’t had the desire The first years of 2005 that did arrive college down if this were ignored. order of their preference. They also had to excel in science.” On the other hand, informed were apprised of the new curric- According to Fukui, this pressure may the option to cross off one in which they Whitney Otto, another student in the core, ulum through mock cores, prospie week- have contributed to the hurried implemen- were not interested in participating; how- was dissatisfied: “It’s all ‘‘describe your end, and packets sent out in the July prior tation of the program, and indirectly, to the ever, the preferences were not always first earth awakening’.” She has since left to their arrival. “I visited and did extensive fact that incoming students last year knew respected: “I got the ones I wanted. But I the class. research,” says now second-year Mandela little about their curriculum. personally know four people that got put Within the surviving learning communi- Freiburg. “A lot of people didn’t know The college has made changes to the in the one they absolutely didn’t want to ties, the administration has left changes to about it, but I think it’s partly on them.” core lineup since its trial run. There are do,” says Kay Bauer, second year. the curriculum up to the teachers in charge This year, the percentage of students who several new learning communities added This year, students were able to sign up of their instruction. arrived on campus knowledgeable of the to accommodate the larger student body. for learning communities online or in the Several of last year’s learning commu- changes is unknown, though likely higher For the fall, these are Cool, Citizenship, registrar’s office, on a first-come, first- nities that dissatisfied students are now than that of the previous class. Members and Gaia. New learning communities for serve basis. defunct. “Embodied minds, Thinking of this class have had the additional the spring are Order and Chaos, ‘Art, Dustin Underwood, then a first year, Bodies’ was disaster,” says Freiburg. “I advantage of an internet website designed Business, and Chemistry’, and a science expressed concern that the content of think everyone in the class was pissed off. to inform them of the changes, as well as intensive core. some learning communities might be It was really disorganized. They basically ACROSS DOWN meetings with faculty members interested In 2005, six learning communities were altered for the worse from last year to just rolled around on the floor and learned in teaching a more informed class.** available for the year: ‘environmental jus- this one: “Revolutions was an amazing how to connect their brains and their bod- continued...page 6 1 What’s up _____? 2 Urinal artist 5 Does it and does it and does it 3 Musical genre well 4 The ______dew Broken Pathways, Broken Hearts 6 Do it like Salt-n-Pepa 6 Policy about doin’ it By Bella Vilshanetskaya 8 Wear while doin’ it 7 Occasional consequences of As many of the students have noticed, earlier, there was a that they will be fixed before November when 10 Band that released “dookie” doin’ it presence of two large machines on campus whose crushing most local companies stop producing asphalt. 12 “Ain’t nobody’s ______if I 9 Vaginal cleaning process weight damages several of the paths on campus. A cherry Estimates will be done in the following weeks picker rented out by the physical plant caused this damage. to asses the final price of the damage. It will do” Holiday song 11 Not doin’ it on purpose The cherry picker was rented out for gutter and roof alleviate some students’ concern to know that 15 Illegal to twist one 13 Cartoon dog repairs on the main building, North, and South Halls. money to fix the paths will be taken out of a bud- 16 Sci-fi book or pile of sand 14 Glove slap challenge In an interview, Darrell Cook, Assistant Director of get line for sidewalk repairs and no money will 19 Do them after cooking 17 Religious position the Physical Plant, disclosed that the repair would be taken out of any of the other unrelated funds. cost between twelve and fifteen hundred dollars. The repairs mandatory to the roofs and 20 Melon 18 John Wayne’s nickname According to Cook, the paths on campus were the gutters are performed once every 2- 21 To deliberately confuse 25 That impending feeling damaged because of the heavy base of the cher- 3 years. Perhaps in that time the Physical 22 Yellow green soda ry picker to hold it steady because with it, men Plant can come up with an alternative or 23 do it. (slogan) can be lifted up to eighty feet off of the ground. safer solution to maintain the buildings. While the roofs and the gutters were being fixed, Another, smaller machine seen on campus 24 Garry Trudeau comic beneath the machine’s weight, the paths crumbled. was a forklift. The physical plant rented the fork lift Photo by Kari Thompson 25 Saggy throat skin nic tables in front of the Caf. They were needed to pro- In the concern of saving money, the machine was the for a week to remove old furniture out of North and vide seating in the beer garden for the Jazz fest this past 26 “stick a ____ in me, I’m only option the physical plant had. It would have been Norment Halls such as bed frames and mattresses. weekend and they will be returned over the next week. done.” extremely unsafe to use workers on eighty foot ladders It had nothing to do with the damage done to the Before we know it, our sidewalks will look the same and that is a risk that the Physical Plant was not willing pathways on campus and the cost of this machine 27 How Snoop might do it as it did before. to make. The broken paths pose serious accessibility was not disclosed. The machine has been returned concerns, besides being an obvious inconvenience to to where it was rented and is no longer on campus. walking and biking students alike. There is assurance It was observed that this fork lift took off with the pic- Page 4 Page 17 Morgan Realegeno Brought to you by Religion Car Bomb Explodes Outside Somali ‘Parliament’, War Question -Chris Appears Imminent By Edward Perkins southern Somalia. This 8,000- lier this year, the UIC rapidly 500 Ethiopian troops recently nation, and thinks their numbers A recent car bombing out- man force is intended to support expanded its territory and now entered Somalia. The troops will increase. In the past few side the Somali ‘parliament’ the weak TFG, and is scheduled controls almost all of southern are believed to be positioned years, several terrorist attacks in Baidoa highlighted growing to enter Somalia by the end of Somalia, stabilizing parts of the just east of the southern city on US targets in east Africa tensions between rival factions the month. Uganda has pledged country which have been ruled of Baidoa, were the TFG is have been somehow linked to in the fragmented nation. The 3,000 troops, but there is no indi- by various violent warlords based. The UIC controls the Somalia. Somewhat not surpris- Of bomb killed eleven people, cation that it will shoulder the since Somalia’s government area around Baidoa and could ingly, a US corporation has been Homicide including members of Somalia’s rest of the burden. The remain- collapsed in 1991. The UIC has occupy the city virtually at will, accused of being involved in ‘ruling body’, the Transitional ing troops would likely come begun mobilizing its troops, and although Ethiopia has strongly plans to carry out secret ille- - Dan Missale Federal Government. One of from Kenya, which also borders vows to fight IGAD or AU forc- cautioned against such action. gal covert mercenary opera- the dead was the brother of Somalia and supports the TFG. es should they enter the country. A tentative truce also exists tions in Somalia. The UK paper Somali ‘President’ Abdullahi The TFG exercises no material Ethiopia, which borders between the TFG and UIC. The The Observer ran an article on Yusuf. The TGF said that two control over Somalia outside Somalia, has a long history secular Ethiopian government September 10th accusing Select arrests have been made, but no Baidoa, but are internationally of conflict with the war-torn fears the rise of an Islamic gov- Armor, a Virginia corporation, of other information was given. recognized as the Somali gov- nation. Ethiopia backs the TFG ernment in the region, as well as planning operations against the The United States quickly ernment. The UIC has chal- and accuses the UIC of shel- growing Islamic fundamental- UIC on behalf of the TGF. The blamed the Union of Islamic lenged their authority recently. tering ‘terrorists’. Unconfirmed ism within its own borders. A report quotes emails from June The Week Courts (UIC) for the bombing. Since capturing Mogadishu ear- reports say that as many as United Nations report has named of this year that allegedly prove The UIC is a populist Islamic Eritrea, a small nation that won the CIA knew about the plans, No booze + wood pipes movement that started as a con- its independence from Ethiopia and had given the OK. Select What vices have you turned to = babysmoking… federation of Islamic courts. following a long and bloody Armor is a private security firm -Dave Bishkoff They have risen to become war, as one of the UIC’s back- that engages in security and the biggest power in the tur- ers, providing guns and money mercenary operations world- now there is no booze at parties? bulent nation since capturing to the group. Inside Somalia, wide. The observer accuses the capital, Mogadishu, earlier the UIC has widespread sup- them of meeting with President this year. In addition to control- port. Most Somalis are Muslim Yusuf and key Ugandan offi- ling Mogadishu, the UIC hold and welcome the rule of Islamic cials. The email quotes Select virtually all of southern Somalia law after 15 years of anarchy Amour CEO Michelle Ballarin with the exception of the city and violence. A UIC spokes- talking about personally meet- of Baidoa. The UIC has denied man recently blamed Ethiopia ing Mr. Yusuf and boasting that any involvement with the bomb- for the car bombing in Baidoa. her company had been granted Now I have to buy Sporty Vice ing, and is not the only group The United States is also close- the use of three military and More booze at parties twice as much -Alex Mette with interests tied to the TGF. ly monitoring the situation in air bases in the region. Select - Shea Witzbergr The Intergovernmental Somalia. The UIC denies any Armor operates an office in herb from first Authority on Development links to Al-Qaeda and insists Austria, and was recently the years? (IGAD), a regional group, that there are no terrorists train- target of an investigation by -Bill and the African Union (AU), ing in their territory. The US Austrian prosecutors. They recently announced a planned believes small groups of Al- have denied any operations ‘peacekeeping’ incursion into Qaeda fighters are already in the in Somalia, and Mrs. Ballarin continued...page 5

Hate. 100% Pure Fucking Shadow Government Formed in Mexico in Wake of Hate!!!!! Mayonnaise Buying alcohol for minors Dressing Slutty -Devin Ross -Lauren Hind -Marina Weisz -Marissa Rose Disputed Election By Daniel McCurdy around Mexico in celebration of his victory. Furthermore, to that of the U.S.’s in 2000 and 2004. In both instances, news reports came out that there had been intensive bal- the Democrats led the Republican in the exit polls. In After six years of a U.S. right-wing friendly govern- lot stuffing in rural precincts which are the ones with the end though, the Republican won, as did Calderon. ment in Mexico under President Vicente Fox, elec- least security. Some footage showed a Calderon sup- Another similarity between Mexico and Florida was tions were held July 2nd to determine Fox’s suc- porter actually stuffing a ballot box. This, together with the involvement of ChoicePoint. This is the company cessor. Felipe Calderon, said to be the ideological other voting irregularities still did not stop the electoral that helped Catherine Harris take out many African continuation of Fox, will keep conservative policies commission from announcing Calderon as the winner. Americans from voting in the 2000 elections. The up and running. On the other hand, Manuel Lopez As in Florida, the government sponsored Electoral Bush administration sent ChoicePoint to do some Obrador, former mayor of Mexico City, represents the Commission did not let a full recount take place. One work in Mexico for the elections and it did exactly other side of the political spectrum, with a form of thing that stood out was the high number (about one as it was told. Many Obrador supporters were barred Talking to Foster Full-contact Origami Robbing the B.P. Taking pills before the party government emphasizing social welfare and reform. million) of unreadable ballots. The Electoral commis- from voting for some reason or another and sometimes Two weeks after the elections, authorities announced sion agreed to open one percent of the blank ballots, spent hours waiting for a response from the govern- -Whitney Stark - Ryan Boasi -Nina Magiliocchetti -Perry Shoar Felipe Calderon to be the winner, defeating Manuel Lopez which mostly turned out to be votes for Obrador. ment as to why they were not eligible to vote. Greg Obrador by the smallest margin in Mexican history, just Statistically, if a major recount of the all the ballots Palast interviewed a Mexican that was not on the vot- over half a percentage point. After the recount, Calderon took place, Obrador would definitively be the victor. ing list that said “I wasn’t able to vote. I wasn’t on still won but Obrador refused to accept defeat, declaring Investigative reporter Greg Palast, author of “The Best the list. I waited seven hours here for nothing, seven that the elections were fraudulent and of no legitimacy. Democracy Money Can Buy” about the fraudulent Florida hours in the rain, seven hours hungry, just so the elec- Throughout the ongoing weeks Obrador and his sup- elections, was in Mexico City right after the elections toral representatives could laugh at me. The Electoral porters have pressed for a vote by vote recount of the took place. He recounts on “democracy now!”(radio and Commission is a real fraud. I tell you that as a Mexican.” elections, and Calderon was a on a nation wide tour television station) how the Mexican elections are parallel Obrador thinks he has the true support of the people. continued...page 5 Page 18 Page 3 Morgan Realegeno Brought to you by Religion Car Bomb Explodes Outside Somali ‘Parliament’, War Question -Chris Appears Imminent By Edward Perkins southern Somalia. This 8,000- lier this year, the UIC rapidly 500 Ethiopian troops recently nation, and thinks their numbers A recent car bombing out- man force is intended to support expanded its territory and now entered Somalia. The troops will increase. In the past few side the Somali ‘parliament’ the weak TFG, and is scheduled controls almost all of southern are believed to be positioned years, several terrorist attacks in Baidoa highlighted growing to enter Somalia by the end of Somalia, stabilizing parts of the just east of the southern city on US targets in east Africa tensions between rival factions the month. Uganda has pledged country which have been ruled of Baidoa, were the TFG is have been somehow linked to in the fragmented nation. The 3,000 troops, but there is no indi- by various violent warlords based. The UIC controls the Somalia. Somewhat not surpris- Of bomb killed eleven people, cation that it will shoulder the since Somalia’s government area around Baidoa and could ingly, a US corporation has been Homicide including members of Somalia’s rest of the burden. The remain- collapsed in 1991. The UIC has occupy the city virtually at will, accused of being involved in ‘ruling body’, the Transitional ing troops would likely come begun mobilizing its troops, and although Ethiopia has strongly plans to carry out secret ille- - Dan Missale Federal Government. One of from Kenya, which also borders vows to fight IGAD or AU forc- cautioned against such action. gal covert mercenary opera- the dead was the brother of Somalia and supports the TFG. es should they enter the country. A tentative truce also exists tions in Somalia. The UK paper Somali ‘President’ Abdullahi The TFG exercises no material Ethiopia, which borders between the TFG and UIC. The The Observer ran an article on Yusuf. The TGF said that two control over Somalia outside Somalia, has a long history secular Ethiopian government September 10th accusing Select arrests have been made, but no Baidoa, but are internationally of conflict with the war-torn fears the rise of an Islamic gov- Armor, a Virginia corporation, of other information was given. recognized as the Somali gov- nation. Ethiopia backs the TFG ernment in the region, as well as planning operations against the The United States quickly ernment. The UIC has chal- and accuses the UIC of shel- growing Islamic fundamental- UIC on behalf of the TGF. The blamed the Union of Islamic lenged their authority recently. tering ‘terrorists’. Unconfirmed ism within its own borders. A report quotes emails from June The Week Courts (UIC) for the bombing. Since capturing Mogadishu ear- reports say that as many as United Nations report has named of this year that allegedly prove The UIC is a populist Islamic Eritrea, a small nation that won the CIA knew about the plans, No booze + wood pipes movement that started as a con- its independence from Ethiopia and had given the OK. Select What vices have you turned to = babysmoking… federation of Islamic courts. following a long and bloody Armor is a private security firm -Dave Bishkoff They have risen to become war, as one of the UIC’s back- that engages in security and the biggest power in the tur- ers, providing guns and money mercenary operations world- now there is no booze at parties? bulent nation since capturing to the group. Inside Somalia, wide. The observer accuses the capital, Mogadishu, earlier the UIC has widespread sup- them of meeting with President this year. In addition to control- port. Most Somalis are Muslim Yusuf and key Ugandan offi- ling Mogadishu, the UIC hold and welcome the rule of Islamic cials. The email quotes Select virtually all of southern Somalia law after 15 years of anarchy Amour CEO Michelle Ballarin with the exception of the city and violence. A UIC spokes- talking about personally meet- of Baidoa. The UIC has denied man recently blamed Ethiopia ing Mr. Yusuf and boasting that any involvement with the bomb- for the car bombing in Baidoa. her company had been granted Now I have to buy Sporty Vice ing, and is not the only group The United States is also close- the use of three military and More booze at parties twice as much -Alex Mette with interests tied to the TGF. ly monitoring the situation in air bases in the region. Select - Shea Witzbergr The Intergovernmental Somalia. The UIC denies any Armor operates an office in herb from first Authority on Development links to Al-Qaeda and insists Austria, and was recently the years? (IGAD), a regional group, that there are no terrorists train- target of an investigation by -Bill and the African Union (AU), ing in their territory. The US Austrian prosecutors. They recently announced a planned believes small groups of Al- have denied any operations ‘peacekeeping’ incursion into Qaeda fighters are already in the in Somalia, and Mrs. Ballarin continued...page 5

Hate. 100% Pure Fucking Shadow Government Formed in Mexico in Wake of Hate!!!!! Mayonnaise Buying alcohol for minors Dressing Slutty -Devin Ross -Lauren Hind -Marina Weisz -Marissa Rose Disputed Election By Daniel McCurdy around Mexico in celebration of his victory. Furthermore, to that of the U.S.’s in 2000 and 2004. In both instances, news reports came out that there had been intensive bal- the Democrats led the Republican in the exit polls. In After six years of a U.S. right-wing friendly govern- lot stuffing in rural precincts which are the ones with the end though, the Republican won, as did Calderon. ment in Mexico under President Vicente Fox, elec- least security. Some footage showed a Calderon sup- Another similarity between Mexico and Florida was tions were held July 2nd to determine Fox’s suc- porter actually stuffing a ballot box. This, together with the involvement of ChoicePoint. This is the company cessor. Felipe Calderon, said to be the ideological other voting irregularities still did not stop the electoral that helped Catherine Harris take out many African continuation of Fox, will keep conservative policies commission from announcing Calderon as the winner. Americans from voting in the 2000 elections. The up and running. On the other hand, Manuel Lopez As in Florida, the government sponsored Electoral Bush administration sent ChoicePoint to do some Obrador, former mayor of Mexico City, represents the Commission did not let a full recount take place. One work in Mexico for the elections and it did exactly other side of the political spectrum, with a form of thing that stood out was the high number (about one as it was told. Many Obrador supporters were barred Talking to Foster Full-contact Origami Robbing the B.P. Taking pills before the party government emphasizing social welfare and reform. million) of unreadable ballots. The Electoral commis- from voting for some reason or another and sometimes Two weeks after the elections, authorities announced sion agreed to open one percent of the blank ballots, spent hours waiting for a response from the govern- -Whitney Stark - Ryan Boasi -Nina Magiliocchetti -Perry Shoar Felipe Calderon to be the winner, defeating Manuel Lopez which mostly turned out to be votes for Obrador. ment as to why they were not eligible to vote. Greg Obrador by the smallest margin in Mexican history, just Statistically, if a major recount of the all the ballots Palast interviewed a Mexican that was not on the vot- over half a percentage point. After the recount, Calderon took place, Obrador would definitively be the victor. ing list that said “I wasn’t able to vote. I wasn’t on still won but Obrador refused to accept defeat, declaring Investigative reporter Greg Palast, author of “The Best the list. I waited seven hours here for nothing, seven that the elections were fraudulent and of no legitimacy. Democracy Money Can Buy” about the fraudulent Florida hours in the rain, seven hours hungry, just so the elec- Throughout the ongoing weeks Obrador and his sup- elections, was in Mexico City right after the elections toral representatives could laugh at me. The Electoral porters have pressed for a vote by vote recount of the took place. He recounts on “democracy now!”(radio and Commission is a real fraud. I tell you that as a Mexican.” elections, and Calderon was a on a nation wide tour television station) how the Mexican elections are parallel Obrador thinks he has the true support of the people. continued...page 5 Page 18 Page 3 Friday, September 22, 2006 Volume 63 / Issue 2

FRI SAT SUN MON TUES WED THURS Queers Only Party Amazing and Dis- Reza Aslan $3 pitcher night Community ComCil Queer Center 10 gusting Party Heidelberg 7 P.M. Peach’s Grill Meeting Meeting P.M. Dance Space 11 Talk to Jelesia McGregor 113 MBCR P.M. Clyburn 3 P.M. Of Montreal 3 pm inside... Fighting the Loss of Friends FREE show Rugby Game $3 pitcher night By Kathryn Leahey & Madeline Helser UK Grand Student Akron OH Peach’s Grill RWN...... page 3 nity meeting held last week facilitated the discussion of possible Ballroom Last Saturday marked the final day of school here at Antioch for solutions that would allow these students to remain at Antioch Lexington KY LCs...... page 4 four first year students, Brock Kalbfleisch, Alan Fiser, Cary James, and receive a less harsh but more meaningful punishment. After 8 P.M. and Daniel “Stubby” Carroll, who were all expelled for a violation much brainstorming and debate, a petition letter was drafted and of our college’s drug and alcohol policy. addressed to the President in order to show the entire community’s Livermore Street...... page 8 A week later, Jimmy Williams, the Dean of Students, called one concern for these, our fellow community members. After the let- of the four expelled students down to his office where Williams ter was drafted and over 100 signatures were collected, another confronted him about the supposed incident. After making it clear idea was brought to the table. A collection of money was taken up History Ad/ComCil...page 10 to the student that he absolutely knew what had occurred, Williams strongly recommended to the Hip-Hop w/Chuck.....page 14 student that he write and sign a statement confessing to the act, informing him that he were to do so, his punishment would be less severe. Thinking his pen- alty would be mild; he wrote and signed a statement, *Declassifi eds are not edited DBOD...... page 14 DeClassifieds* an act repeated by the three remaining students. Two Dear emo kid, your hair is so emo it cuts KT – I DO miss you! Bo. days later, the four were notified that they were being itself! Keep it real! – Wood Pipes Dear Kenlan: I know you don’t go to this Wet Events...... page 15 expelled from Antioch College for a violation of Hey you, with the airhorn, next time the fire To Katrina and Robin: Thank you for school anymore, but I still think you’re the Antioch’s drug and alcohol policy. Had the students Virginia – I hope your birthday on Monday alarm goes off in the middle of the night, always going that extra mile. XOXO SA best darn community member. No politics was fab! You rock! Love, Your Hall could you please on use it if there is an allowed. Love, Anne Community Meeting.page 16 been apprehended in transit by local police, they Advisor actual emergency. Some of us don’t think Maddy, Alex. Abbey, and Sophia – Yall are would most likely have incurred a fine up to $150, in it’s funny to be woken up to be harassed by wonderful (heart) Kelly CG: I want you all to have my babies accordance with Ohio state law. Racism is letting a man of color go down fire alarms AND on airhorn. Thanks. – Your secret admirer for your mistakes. This newspaper will now self-destruct. Crossword...... page 17 This incident, if nothing else, has unified a formerly Dave, Chelsea, Phillip & Luke – Thanks Dearest Anonymous Fourth Year – Do not, stratified academic community. Not long after news I’ve been sleeping under your bed at for being fantastic friends & supporting me Freshface – much bulldozer love (heart) L I repeat, do not touch your basement. Love, of the expulsions spread via the omnipotent Antioch night… when everyone else sucks. (heart) Kari Anonymous Third Year QOW...... page 18 Antioch Environmental Group rocks! Want rumor mill, faculty, veteran Antioch students, and Keep on healing. Dennie Eaglson – Thank you for catching to be on the listserve and hear about what Clothes are good. Don’t eel shy about wear- first years alike were outraged and ready to take my mind when I lose it. we’re working on? Send my an email. ing them to parties! – K action against an act of the administration perceived 2nd year girl co-oping in the library – Your [email protected] Horoscopes...... page 19 beautiful. I’m glad your back. I like cheese! Tess: We love love love you. Thanks for as far too harsh by some. An emergency commu- Erin Winter: I think you are the cat’s meow. Thanks Phil. You are beautiful and I love being an amazing Banger. – Bingle Bangers Photo by Kari Thompson continued...page 7 Erin Winter..You are amazing. Thank you Whatever that means. Well, you’re cool, you. for building an art community and encour- okay? (heart) Tess T. Lindsay – You are my sunshine. Not my aging art. I love the organic garden! – K only one but you do make me happy. Tom – Thanks for being my friend. Ruggers Steal Hearts, Ball Val, you are fucking awesome! Sincerely, Carrie Gabella Rugby Team – You rock. We ruck, we mall, I don’t want to be a chicken (or Marina). By the Lovely Lauren Hind & Mariel Traiman we drink ‘til we fall. In typical Antioch fashion, the Antioch pulling out a closet full of training techniques the likes To The Person Sending Themselves Now what am I gonna do? Dear Ryan: Someday you will hold the Declassified: I know who you are and if Here’s to blueberries and grapes. illustrious title of Fourth Year. If you’re Radicals, who needed to take extra time of which have not been seen since Rodney Dangerfield you leave $5000 in unmarked bills in the Perry – Let’s steal the RX-7 – L lucky… Love, the fourth years to put out their cigarettes and remove a coached the Ladybugs. This year’s roster includes a Birch trashcan on Friday night, your iden- Why are we the same person?!? large assortment of body piercings, delayed plethora of first time ruggers; Wendy-Lynn Zeldin, tity will remain secret. Sincerely, Painfully Pennell House Lady – No boots this week L-train – We raised you better than that! Informed but that booty is out of control. Can I get Communication from Free America: The Saturday’s rugby game. Lookers on were Alyssa Kutil, Mariel Traiman, Patrice Wyman, Clara some fries w/ that shake? (heart) A Secret chair is against the door. John has a long Corri – You are the platonic love of my life. met with a veritable symphony of “could Lee, Anne Fletcher, Chelsea Martens, Meredith Root, Tessicle – I loooooove you!!! – Dave Admirer mustache. Thanks for your strength and wit. (heart) someone put tape over my nipples?” and and Katie Archer, who in Saturdays game braved a seri- Chelsea Bring on the Blaze! Brendan: You are an incredible human. Man I love Frito Casserole. I’m bringing “is it ok if my cunt is pierced?” While the ous knee injury. Returning ruggers that are helping to Love, that Silly Bubble Fairy friend of Sexy back. Dearest First Years: Some day you too, may Cincinnati Women’s team were busy French teach from their experience and intimidate the newbies Please take extra care to involve our huge yours. become a third year. That is, if you work braiding each other’s hair and running drills, into rugby greatness include Antoinette Chensee, Ebonie first class in directionalizing our communi- Dear Antioch Students: How are you going hard, perservere, eat well and don’t transfer. ty. Reach out. We want to be involved and To my favorite Alternative Librarian – I to dis Frito Casserole then go back for Love, The Third Years the Antioch women’s rugby team were still Miles, Jennifer Switlick, Jelesia Clyburn, Lauren Hind, we want to be at a school we love. had fun photographing in the Glen. Love, seconds? Love a person who loves Frito learning to pass the ball without “rainbow- and Laura Kopp. Snowflake. Casserole. Chicken bean? CHICKEN BEAN! ing it.” A typical practice consists of the Radicals running I (heart) the new Record editors. If you find the integrity of this institution Dear first years: Just wait, you’ll be exclu- Dear Rory, you suck. Love, Sam This rag tag group of underdogs makes up and down the field looking somewhat reminiscent Lying is not sexy. Honesty, try it. could you return it to the Administration sive too, when you are fourth years. Love, up for in style with what they lack in actual of lost four year olds in a crowded amusement park. please VIA #1290 the fourth years. athletic skill. Don’t let the ponytails and They can also be seen running full speed into each other Who said anything about “Liberals Gone Mail Me To: Naked?” Put your clothes on. – M To my beautiful Girlfriend - I can’t help Dear Fourth Years: Just wait, mismatched knee socks fool you, these using an assortment of techniques to knock each other falling love with you. Love always, Your you’ll graduate and miss Antioch. bitches can fight. Coach Jeanette has been mercilessly to the ground. Folklore permeates the team Page 20 Photo by Kari Thompson continued...page 16