Few Prosic Poems in Honor to Yuga Kawi Shiddhicharana
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Hazy: Few Prosic Poems In Honor to Yuga Kawi Shiddhicharana Shrestha of Nepali Language, for his excellent writings. Hazy “Saisawakaal” Had the meaning of childhood, As the poet intended to say, But I only understood, After reading the meaning of that word, In poem, “Mero Pyaro Okhaldhung” Or in English translation as “My Beloved Okhaldhunga” By Yuga Kawi Siddhicharan Shresstha. Generally even Nepalese, Or westerners people think, That it is like fashion, To be a political leader, After serving jail imprisonment, Whereas, even poet and writer, Siddhicharan Shrestha, Served 18 years of Jail Imprisonment. Once like a general knowledge question, I was asked, “Which was the oldest band of Nepal?” And 1974 A.D., My guess was wrong, 1 It was “The Himalayan Band” And later on, Madhukar Karki when singing the lyrics, Of “Pinjada Ko Suga” Or “Parrot in Cage”, Popular poem of Kawi Shiromani Lekhnaath Poudel, And song, Sang by 1974 A.D, A rock band of Nepal, Made my guess to be stupid. I don’t know, If code “Bird” was for that, Poem or song, But I remember, In childhood, When mom used to make like balloon, By chewing chewing gum, And it amazed me, I watched, And tried but failed, Sometimes, I would touch that balloon, And the balloon would brust 2 And once on going to Pahad, I remember eating “Thukpa” Or such noodles like thing, At “Maane-Daandha” At a hotel with mama. Another time at Pahad, Other fellows were beginning to learn cycling, And it amazed me, About development, As well as how a civilization does move forward, And remember, After some years, Even my dad and Krishna Bhattarai dai, Went to Pahad, On our bike, Probably, that day Hari Bhattarai dai’s bike, Wasn’t available. On taking about Mathematics, I remember, During school days, Dad used to tell me, He was good at Theorems, Like of circles, and such of Mathematics, During his schooling, 3 And it used to wonder me. And I remember, During the election for constitutional assembly, Under the leadership of, Chief Justice Khilaraaj Regmi, Sitoula Dai at Carpet Shop told, It was a government (worker/staff)’s government, Thus would made election fine and good. News had prevailed, That leader Bijay Kumar Gacchadaar, Using his identity of “Thaaru” And considering Thaaru as “Bhumiputra” Or the sons of earth or land, As I had read in an newspaper article, And Gacchadaar did fed people with meat and alcohol, As his election-winning technique. Such election winning-technique, Does differs among political leaders, Of Nepal, Thus I guess, I can frankly say, Even Nepalese Politicians too can fool, 4 A lot of foreign partners of them, Such great minds, Are rarely found. I remember the talks, Of Bijay Kumar Gacchadaar, That he had developed his vote collecting areas, By making roads pitched, I don’t know, True or not, But he was former member of Nepali Congress Party, And Upendra Yadav, A former member of CPN UML, CPN meaning Communist Party of Nepal, And UML meaning United Marxists and Leninists, As Saurav Karki did told, And he even told me the full form of Maoists in Nepali as Mawobaadi, But I forget the accurate name. And even his father was at election, As election-volunteers. Once a fellow dai,k He gave vote, Twice or many times to Maoists, During the first election of constitutional assembly, 5 By erasing the blue or such ink, Put to him on his fingers, And did remorse good, That time. Ballot Papers were sometimes, Said to be abducted, Or even Kidnapped, Such is their plight. Mostly concerning “Thaaru” and “Chaudaris” As they are of same surname or caste, People at Kathmandu, Or such believed, That Thaarus were strong, had good strength, And even Kiran Gautam said, Thaarus used to play good football, And ladyfriend Nikita Parajuli, While she used to work at manpower company, Sending people at gulf countries, Too asked me, If I had Chaudari friends, To send them abroad, I don’t know about their mentality, Either they considered Thaarus or Chaudaris, 6 Or in general, People in Terai as good fool, Due to lack of education, At many places, Or just considered to earn money, By working in such manpower company. People working in Manpower company, Many of them have sound knowledge, Regarding the jobs of abroad, And manpower companies, As well as their agents, Put nice bluffs by increasing, The amount of salary, services or such, And loot a good amount of money, From the people, And many of the workers, aborad in gulf, Does suffers much, I don’t know either Thaarus or Chaudaris, Did played good football or not, But sometimes, Leaders are found to be inciting peoples, For riots and violence, I don’t know, how they do it. 7 And I remember talking to intelligences, That when they asked, “Why didn’t C.I.A. killed you?” I replied because of my plight, or such, that I didn’t showed arrogance or such, And told, what would happen to Nabin Bhandari, I replied, They would had killed him for his plight. But more than that, I remember, When I talked about a newsfeed, I watched from news article, Of Medical community, Which mentioned that ladies touch, Or touch of ladies would heal males, By some sort of emotions, Exhibited by skin, On the sense of touch, Then talk aroused, That I had used my lady friend Nikita Parajuli, To heal me, by touching her body parts, Or allowing her to let her touch, Or being touched together, Which would further yield the answer like, “You guys healed each other” 8 Or such, I don’t know, Was that the accounting technique adopted, To made that me and my lady friend Nikita Parajuli used each other, At any cost, And I don’t know, how to reply such questions, But indeed, it was fault, To send her text message in an irritating way. I remember teacher’s talk, That Junga Bahadur Rana wasn’t such brave, As thought, Or was rather a coward. I don’t know much further about Junga Bahadur, But the “Muluki Ain” he introduced, A system of formal laws, rules and policies, At either 1903 B.S. or 1905 B.S or around such time, It was his praiseworthy deed. And I remember, Baanke, Bardiya, Kailaali and Kanchanpur, Four district were returned back to Nepal, Either during, Jung Bahadur Rana, Or some other Rana Prime Minister, when his troops, Were called by British-East India Company, 9 To suppress the revolution in India, And the troops, went and stormed the revolutionary fellows, And suppressed the Indian revolution against British government, Thus the four districts were returned to Nepal, Which were lossed, After Sugauli-Treaty, And those four districts are known as, Youngest Districts of Nepal. During that time, if Nepal had talked formally, Either Jung Bahadur Rana, Or any Rana Prime Minister, About the Sugauli-Treaty, Then Nepal would had regained her lost territory, Territory as mentioned in Raastra Kawi Madhav Prasad Ghimire, “Gaauncha Geet Nepali” or such poem, or even more than that poem. Even British Government, Before leaving India, Had said to had consulted then Rana Prime Minister of Nepal, About the Sugauli-Treaty, Or Nepalese Terrritory, Which the Rana Prime Minister didn’t gave damn, And thought, Educated people would trouble their government, 10 And even suppressed, The educated people of those times of Nepal, To preserve the Ranas Autocracy. Even Rana autocracy had troubles, And conspiracy within them, Dev Shumsher started the publication of Gorkhapatra, As first newspaper of Nepal formally, And within 57 days, he became Prime Minister, He was killed. Bom Bahadur Rana, Even before Dev Shumsher became Prime Minister, But probably isn’t counted, Among Rana Prime Minister, Only 9 Rana Prime Primister are counted, And after the death of Bom Bahadur, Junga Bahadur himself became the Prime Minister. Junga Bahadur Rana, As I had read, had fine love affair, With “Putali” named lady, In palace, Who did great job for his upliftment, But he too faced conspiracy, 11 From his own brothers as well. Similar was the case with other Rana Prime Ministers, Due to the thoughts that prevailed among, “Bhai-Bhaardaars” of those times, Saurav Poudel used to talk “Bhai-Bhaardaars” In his amazing way, Meaning of “Bhai-Bhaardaars” as the fellows, Under the government, With near connection to high ranked people. Gehendra Shumsher J.B.R. and Muse Thapa, Who are considered as the first scientist of Nepal, and scientist’s assistant, Gehendra Shumsher attempted to renovate the then, Nepalese Military, By improving Guns, Cannons, and weaponry, Even brought things from Japan or such countries, But was killed after parade, When he intended to bow before Rana Prime Minister, And on bowing, His pistol dropped on the ground. Rana Prime Minister thought of it as conspiracy, That Gehendra Shumsher, Intended to kill him, Thus Rana Prime Minister killed the first scientist of Nepal. 12 And I don’t have any accounts of Muse Thapa But the things from the times even before, Gehendra Shumsher, Probably can be found at Museums, Probably Chhauni-Museum of Militery related things. Nabin Bhandari talked that he had seen, The weapons from the time of Bhakti Thapa, But Mahesh Bhandari Bhai, Told his account of his visit to Chhauni Museum, And ancient weaponry of Nepal, Preserved. I don’t know, If Chhauni Museum is opened for public as well or not, But Mahesh Bhai had said, He had gone there, As a school-visit or school-tour, As a place of visit during their school days, Probably from Social Studies subject.