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By Andrew Moore responsibility to provide leadership in majority black population voting ri ghts. The report states "divestment was an resolution for divestment at its April • Staff Reporter opposition [to apartheid]." · The university owns about $30 million important moral and symbolic act in meeting. If passed, the resolution will be A Faculty Senate committee "Continuing to invest in companies that worth of stock in companies that opposition to apartheid." presented to the board of trustees at its Ma1 recommends the university sell all its do business in Souih Africa is incompatible invest in South Africa. including Du Pont, However, Colton said there appear to be meeting. : holdings in companies with operations in with the university 's efforts to racially and Bristol Myers Squibb and International varied opinions among members of the In May 1988 the board of trusteea South Africa, saying its year-long Paper. board of trustees and adm inistrators. acknowledged the university's ant£:. investigation indicates unanimous campus See Editorial Page 6 The commiltee sought the opinions of At one point during the committee's apartheid stance but refused to totall:1 support for divestment. culturally diversify the campus," said David several campus and commun ity investigation , the board was slated to withdraw its investments, saying it woulll In a report re leased Wednesday, the L. Colton, chairman of the committee. organizations about divestment by receive an advance copy of the report, but lead to worse conditions for blacks in Soulfa Faculty Senate Ad Hoc Committee on Apartheid is a policy that segregates conducting interviews with administrators, both sides agreed it would take too much Africa. ~ Divestment stated the "University of South Africa by mandating where non­ faculty and student leaders, and holding time for the trustees to prepare a reply. Colton said all major AfricalJ Delaware has a moral and intellectual open hearings. whites can live and ~ork. It al so denies the T he senate is scheduled vote on a see DIVESTMENT page 4 Officials make plans for new student center ,. Daugherty Hall parking lot is planned site::~ By Gabri ela Marmo student needs, growing faculty ~ Assistant Features Editor staff and provide a bridge betweeP:: University officials have drafted the Newark community anU: a tentati ve plan to. build a new university students. : ~ student center, to accommodate Scott Mason, assistant directdc increased e nrollment and the of the student center, sailt growing needs of student Daugherty Hall parking lot is thCS: organizations. new building's anticipated site. =: Stuart J. Sharkey, vice president "The proposal still has manY: of Student Affairs, presented the gray areas," he said, "because it i( \ plan , which also includes the still in the planning stages." renovation of the Perkins Student Thou~h the cost of the new ., Center, to the Delaware center has not been determined: Undergraduate Student Congress Sharkey proposed a $10 fee per: (DUSC) Monday. student to be added to students' "It is very overcrowded now," semester bills to pay for Sharkey said, "and the need for a construction and renovation. new student center is a very The board of trustees needs to Pamela Wray DeStefano important and overwhelming discuss the plan at its meeting in· NIGHT ROBBERY Herman's Quality Meat Shoppe on East Cleveland Avenue was robbed Tuesday evening, causing $300 in student issue." May before it can approve the > damage to the shop, Newark Police said. The suspect, who entered the store by breaking a window, was apprehended by Marilyn S. Prime, director of the ideas, Mason said. -~ ' police at the scene of the crime. Police said they were notified of the incident by neighbors of the shop. student center, said a new center is lf the board accep~s th ~ . : needed to accommodate increased see STUDENT CENTER page 4 ~ 1 Professor Convocation center runs over budget

By Melissa Gitter because building bids were higher The center, which is expect.ed to functions, Pohlig added, such as resolves Staff Reporter th an the pre-bid estimates. open in Au gust 1992, will hou se state athletic championships, bigger Construction of the new Bob The probable reason for the cost new athletic facilities a nd concerts and professional sports' Ca rpenter Sports/Con vocation increase is the complex ity of th e classrooms, said Kate Pohlig, events. • hostage Center may cost $2 million more building's design, Hollowell said. assistant athletic director. Many of these functions will than expected, officials said The university, which began The new building will increase generate profits for the university, Tuesday. building the faci lity last week, will seating capacity for events to 5,087 Hollowell said. ~ situation The building's cost has risen be reviewing the bids it received to seats, she sa id, as opposed to 2,100 Changes in the center's design ~ from $18 million to $20 million, determin e wheth er cos ts can be seats in the Delaware Field House. and mechanical systems arc also Man surrenders said David E. Hollowell, senior vice lowered, and administrators may This larger number of scats will president for Administration, ask contractors to re-bid. enable th e university to host bigger see CONVOCATION page 4 to Chuck Stone Chuck Stone in Philadelphia ...crisis his fifth hostage situation about injustices in the justice By Suzanne Young system and they trust him. St~:"de_(l: t evangelists hit Da ...... /.. . ' ~";lj · .~:-l; StaffReporter Stone, senior editor of the At about 10 p.m. Monday Philadelphia Daily News, said he Campus church group Chuck Stone got the call. has gained a reputation as The university English professor "someone who's forthright and not will preach Qn the beach and syndicated columnist put on afraid to take on power structures his Philadelphia Daily News thatabuse." . By Michael Rossi Staff Rtiporter "combat hat" as he always docs Stone said suspects call on him when risky situations arise. because they think he'll guarantee VolUptuous tan bodies, a steady flow of In his 19-year career as a their fair treatment. . alcohol and thousands of string bikinis will Philadelphia journalist, he has "They feel like I'll be a · · mark the hot white beaches of the South tJ1is been called on to act as a neutral protective shield so they won't be .year. mediator between police and brutalized," he said, making a Or ~tleast most students imagine this scene criminal suspects 71 times. Before reference to the the beating of a before they leave for Spring Break. the night was over, suspect No. 72 crime suspect by . B~t . about 30other university students would surrender to him. Police earlier this monU1. · .li~ifig far ·Daytona Beach, Fla.. will spend For Monday night's situation, The first hostage incident Stone their Spring Break: with Jesus Christ. involving a hostage incident at a became involved in was a 1981 For the third ·time, ' the InterVarsity northeast Philadelphia motor inn, prison uprising in which prison Christian Fellowship (IVCF) group is "Deputy" Stone, as his wife Louise employees were taken hostage. ,, sponsoring a Florida Evangelism Project calls him, was on the beat. Anned with guns, the prisoners (FLEJ>): . A knife-wielding assailant would only negotiate the release of "h's a one-week trip designed to teach and holding a night clerk hostage told the hostages through Stone. challense students in sharing their faith," said polic.e he would only speak to Stone said he never knows what :.l~ob Bdttingham (BE 91), president of the Stone. may happen. when he goes to a 'JiastCampus Chapter. . The neltt thing the veteran hostage situation. ·:, "We're noi out there t.o convert people, r:eporter knew was that he was Before leaving his home only God cin do that," he saw, "but we are negotiating his fifth hostage Monday night, Stone said he ~m · ahare Jesus, the person, and what he's situation. ' tucked in the ascot his wife had Stone, 66, said criminal suspects given him and told her, "If I die at see EVANGELISTS page S may surrender to him because he has written numerous columns see STONE page 4 ~ : THE REVIEW • March 29, 1991 Unemployment rate reaches 7-year high By Julie Creech layoffs in major industries. unemployment rate will eventually stabilize university to recruit is definite ly down from Staff Reporter In addition , re tail stores cut back th e ir at aroun d 6 percent. The national rate should last year. The unemployment rate in Delaware has s taff at the e nd of th e ho lid ay s hoppi ng do th e same, he said . "College hires arc down ," Berilla said. Brooks lectures Delta risen dramatically since January. reaching its season. But, Simon explained, it will take a while "This has been the wors t recruiting year on hazards of hazing highest point in seven years. Jobs in the cons truc tion indus try a lso fo r De laware, a s we ll a s the natio n, to since 1981 ." In February, the unemployme nt ra te became scarce during th e wi nter months. emerge from the recession. Most of the downward tre nd has taken increased a full percentage point, reaching Simon added that temporary shutdowns of " It's going to be tough for graduating place this semester, he said, with recruitment Hazing does not build unity, 7.7 percent. two local auto plants, Chrysler in Newark sen iors because they a rc looking for j obs down 10 percent to 15 percent. but builds walls and makes A Delaware Department of Labor official and General Moto r in Wi lm ing to n , now," Simon said. "Compani es arc taking a But desp ite the dro p in recruitments, WoPie hate one another, Dean of cites the recession as a main reason for the contributed to the increase. cautious ctpproach." Berilla said the problem is " not disastrous. " Students Timothy F. Brooks told drop in employment. Delaware's unemployment rate is slightly Da ve Berilla , ctss oc ia te direc tor fo r The econom y sho uld improve, he said, members and pledges of the Ed Simon, a spokesman for th e state higher than the national averctge, wh ich was Em pl oyer Re latio ns at the unive rs ity's now th at th e Persian Gulf War has ended. Delta Tau De lta fraternity Department of Labor, said other factors also reported at 7.2 percent fo r Febru ary. Career Planning a nd Placement Center, said "Things are going to be picking up in Monday contributed to the climbing rate, including Simon said he belie ves De lawa re's the numbe r of compa nies coming to the June and Jul y and in the fall," Berilla said. " I have no tolerance for hazing. If you want to know about that, ask anyone over at [Tau Kappa Epsilon)," he said, 12,000 Comprehensive referring to a hazing incident in the fall semester which led to the fra1ernity 's suspension. Delaware Brooks was invited to speak at Student Fee may the fraternity house to introduce : pledges to, and remind members children of, university policies on hazing. increase in fall Brooks said he has spoken to · abut 12 G reek organizations hungry By Robb Enright ; about hazing this year because it Staff Reporter · is important the policies a re To mee t student demands for clearly understood. 1 of every 8 youths more fitness equipment, intramural Tlie Offic ial Stude nt nationwide suffers progra ms and concerts , a $10 Handbook defines hazing as increase in the Student "actions that recklessly or from malnutrition Compre hens ive Fee has been , intentiona ll y endanger the proposed for th e fall. . physical and mental health or By Brad Huebner The current $25 fee has been safety of students." Staff Reporter charged to all full-time Brendan McCormack (AS 94), Almost s ix million children undergraduates since 1988. This a pledge of Delta Tau Delta, said, nationwide, inc lud ing 12,000 in would be the first time the fee has "Dean Brooks wants to give the De laware, go hung ry because of been increased. pledge classes of every fraternity poor economic conditions, ac­ The increase would add about and sorority a sense of security cording to a national study released $260,000 annually to the fee's that the uni versi ty will support Tuesday. current income, which is about (th e pledges] throug h a hazing One out of every eight children $650,000, said Stuart J . Sharkey, Stuart J. Sharkey ... says fee may rise $10 incident." below the age of 12 suffer from vice president for Student Affairs. Brooks gave several examples ma lnutsrition, a three-year study Students have discussed raising program and funded special trips of hazing and its impact at this conducted by the Community Chil­ the Student Comprehensive Fee for sponsored by DUSC. university and oth ers. dren Hunger Identification Project the last two years, Sharkey said. Tom Thompson (AS 92), music "Hazing is a negative activity," (CCHIP) estimates. The proposed hike has been coordinator for SPA, said the · Brooks said, "and it in no way In addition to the 12,000 children, Pamela Wray DeStefano ,approved by the Student Affairs increase is a sign of the recession : contributes to brotherhood." 24 ,000 other Delawareans live on SPRING "TAILGATERS Delaware stadium attracted two Committee of the board of trustees and greater student demand for I o' the verge of hunger, said Gina geese Wednesday. They seemed to enjoy the warm weather. and awaits final confirmation by more programs. : SEAC to lobby against Miserendino of the Delmarva Rural the board at its May 24 meeting. The Student Fitness Center at :Bush's energy proposal Ministries. Rita Aug ustine (BE 91), a Carpe nter Sports Building was " Food pantries s upplied for to begin studying r~asons and some Delaware fam ilies. member of the Student Affairs created with money from the fee, The Student Environmental emergency one-time s ituations are possible solutions for the national To be eligible for fo od stamps, a Committe e, said the fee mus t and some additional money will go A:c tion Coalition (SEAC) will being utilized as a regular source of problem, The Delaware Campaign family must be 130 percen t belo w increase to compete with inflation. toward improving facilities and lobby against President Bush's food," said Miserendino, who is the to End Childhood Hunger will also the poverty level. The povert y level "This is the one pool of money expanding its programs. p'ro posed e nergy p olicy in ministry's Community Resources attend the conference to try and is defin ed as an annual in come of that is totally dedicated toward "We couldn' t run without it," Washington, D.C. on April 12 and Human Development director. devise a plan for Delaware. $12,700 for a family of four. stude nt prog ramming and said Virginia Redmond, assistant and 13 The CCHIP defines hunger as the "The children are not bug-eyed In Dela wa re , 4 1 percent of activities," she said . director of Recreation and . SEAC students hopes media mental and physical condition that people with bubble-heads like in the eligible people di d no t claim their "To cut it back would be a Intramural Programs. exposure will draw attention to comes from not eating enough food television commercials," said Dr. food stamps over the past three years detriment to students." DiFebbo s aid many students the dangers of continued because of economic, family or Jack Smith, chairman of th e because th ey did not realize they Sharkey said most of the money complain the Student Fitness dependence on fossil fuels, said community resources. university's nutrition and dietetics were eligible, Miserendino sa id. collected from the fee goes to Center is always too crowded and SEAC member Jason Halbert Children who are going without department. "Their condition is To e ns ure th at enough a id is student activities and programs. needs to extend its hours. (AS 92). food suffer from more than just somewhere between starving and available, WIC is asking the state to The res t goes to the Office of John O'Neill, director of SEAC members will enact physical hunger, according to the being fed normally." match th e do llar amount the U.S. Recreation and Intramural Prog­ Recreation and Intramural their own version of the Boston CCHIP. Many experience low levels Some relief is available through Department of Agricu ltu re provides rams. Programs, said , " Our greatest : Tea Party by dumping colored of energy, short attention spans, low the state's Special Supplementa l for U1c federal f

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A national trend shows many schools are increasing tuitions by large percentages USA Today names junior to academic team next year. Trustees of the 19-campus By Karen Wotring Another of Searer's projects has After this, Scarce wi ll head to California State University Sraff Reporrer him wo rking with classmates fro m Montana and Wyoming to spend system told students March 15 . A uni vers ity junior, whose a Winter Session engi neerin g class, five weeks at a geology fi eld camp their tuition will rise a hefty 20 interests vary fr om studying the for which he will help construct a with geology professor Allan M. percent next fall . ocean 's surface to playing pedestrian bridge at Fair Hill Thompson and severed othe r Students at the nine-campus . inncnube water polo, was recentl y Nature Cent er in Maryland next uni ve rsity students, he said. Univers ity of California named to USA Today's 19Y I All ­ fall. Searer also may have the system have also learned they USA College Academic Team. "This bridge brings everything chance to delve into the mysteries will pay 40 percent more for_ Gary Searcr (EG 92), a c ivil we've learn ed to actually build of the Pacific Ocean in a deep-sea tuition. engineering major, was awarded an something," he said . diving expedition with Madsen in Virginia's state legislature ' ho no rable mention o n th e Scarer, who has a 4 .0 May. also passed a bill that wilt pres ti gious list of top co ll ege cumulative grade point avera ge, Besides hi s interest in col lec ting force public campuses to ' students acros · th e nation. learned of th e team through the rocks, Searer enjoys playing increase tuition, although' "I was happy ilnd surprised . I Honors Program, he said, a nd volleyball, inncnube water polo, administrators have yet to. didn ' t kn ow what to c., pect," he applied in November. and ultimate Frisbee. announce how high the, said. Two other university students, Searer is planning to s ta y an increases will be. Scarc r, of Hers hey, Pa., Len Stark (AS 91) and Lorin extra year to graduate with an competed agains t 854 stude nts Grubb (AS 91) were also named to honors degree in civil engineering Campuses punish nominated from uni versities across the All-USA list last year, said and a minor in geology. the nation. Diane Wyks, a staff assistant at the He also wants to enter graduate fraternity hazing Only 122 students were named Honors Program Office. school to earn a masters or Michelle Bartley to th e li st, who were judged on lb Arne Svendsen, chainnan of doctorate degree in c ivi l Geoq~e Searer (EG 92), a civil engineering major, is one of 122 More campuses have academic excell ence along with the department of civil engin­ engineering or geology, he said. students mlionwide to be honored by USA Today. punished fraternities fot the comple ti on o f " unique" eering, recommended Searer for hazing during the last month research projects in their area of the All- USA team and said he is a leaving chapters devastated· ' study, he said . wonderful student and has done a Supreme Court strikes down and refonners wondering how Scarc r worked with John A. good job with his research to stop hazing activities. · Madsen, professor of geology, last projects. "We're sharing our message year on a research project that Searer plans to conduct fetal protection restrictions every way we can," said involved mode ling depth wave- breaking experiments this Jonathan Brant of the measurements of the East Pacific summer in the Oceanographic Lab Indianapolis-based National' Rise, located at the bottom of the through a Sea Grant research Landmark decision gives wotnen right to work with toxins Interfraternity Council, which' Pacific Ocean. project, Svendsen said. has campaigned to stop By Donna Murphy risks would n ot be sufficient hazing. Sraff Reporter corporate involvement in "Somehow people stilL Women's rights advocates ,_, .:~:_wr~'J::,~~ ·· protecting the li ves of the unborn. make bad decisions," he said. - applauded a recent Supreme Court The Supreme Court based its At Alfred State University decision that will force : .~R~ViEW '"~ :~~~)} rul ing partly on the Pregnancy in New York, fraternity pledge Smnmer Discri mi na tion Act of 1978, which corporations to revoke rul es Chuck Stenzel's death during barring women of childbearing uge states tha t an employer can only 1978 pledge activities inspired· Jloming from working in hazardous areas. represented an "extremely sane consider a woman 's ab ility to do hi s mother to start an anti-­ In the case, United Auto mo pos ition" that should focus her work when deciding to hire or hazing movement. Workers vs. Johnson Controls, the attention on the safety and health fire an employee. Now a universi ty com­ m Will you be working, doing an internship, Supreme Court ruled th at a fetal of all worker·, regard less of Du Pont has uphe ld a feta l mission will decide the future or enjoying a summer in New York? You can protection policy, based on health gender. protection poli cy since the 1970s, of Alfred's Greek system after live in the heart of Greenwich Village as an ri s ks, represents sex ua l Employers should be sure to spokesman John McAll ister said, NYU Associate or take a course in our exciting the charters of Kappa Sigma New which kept women of ch ildbearing discrimination. summer ses ·ions if you wish. inform and post warnings of job Epsilon and Psi Delta Omega "Decisions about the welfare of hazards for both men and women, potential out of jobs deemed were revoked for hazing. York • Minutes from New York's business and future children must be left to th e Mellon said. hazardous by the corporation, such At Rutgers University in. cultural centers parents who conceive, b ea r, The em ployee 's decision to as work with dangerous chemicals. New J e rsey, officials • Apartment·style and traditional residences; support and raise them rather th an perform th e job should be based " We did not have a fetal suspended the school's Delta City si ngle and double occupancy protection poli cy for frivolous Upsilon chapter after members to the employers who hire th ose on information. reasons," he said. " We felt it wa · • Outstanding sports-recreation facility parents," explained Justice Harry Angelica Coslar (HR 93) , al-legedly branded the A. Blackmun last Wednesday in president of Students for Life, said part of our respon ibility to protect buttocks of pledges with the • Includes the New York Experience, an the majority opinion. fetal protection should be society's fetuses." letters "D" and "U" last fall. enjoyable noncredit program exploring Judy Mellon, executive director responsibili ty, so it should not be The new ruling will affc t only Seton Hall University in careers and culture in New York City of Delaware's American Civil left to individual discretion. a small fraction of employe es, New Jersey suspended Tau • Over 1,000 Liberties Union, said the decision "People make choices th at arc McAllister said. Du Pont has not Kappa Epsilon for three to five undergraduate, will give working women greater llc ·t for them," Coslar said , "not announced what policy changes years because six pledges were graduate, and access to higher-paying jobs. thinking of future impli cations." will be implemented. arrested for possession of professional at Jessica Schiffman, coordinator For this reason, s he said, Mellon said, "The answer to the stolen property and theft. courses offered pos ting warning sig ns and problem is to make a . a fer The pledges, who were day and evening New for the university's Women's Studies program, said the decision informing employees of health workplace." pa rticipating in a scavenger York hunt, had taken a 200-hundred ' pound pumpkin, Chinese and Univelslty American flags, a New York Hoatdng lftllable Ci ty police barricade, three May 19-August 10 Advertise in The Review traffic signs, a restaurant menu For more information and tile from the Holland and an application, Reaclt mo,.e than 15,000 r·eaders in the unive,.sity and community Tunnel. call toll free I . , I l-800-282-4NYU I Ext. 840 451-1398 ; New York University is ;on Iml ...... ammaun actiooloqual 14-A Washlnaton Plact oppcrlunily employer. 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financial loss to those schools." Divestment Many other local schools have successfully divested, he said. continued from page 1 These schools include Rutgers, Dean shares grim reality Lincoln, Drexel and Temple organizations, including the universities and the University of African National Congress and Maryland. United Democratic Front, continue South Africa is at a critical of Vietnam with students to call for sanctions against the point, Colton said, because By Rich Schwerin and received the Purple Heart, govern ment. President F. W. de Klerk has made Staff Reporter "I was a forced three Bronze Stars and several Andrew J. Kirkpatrick, recent reforms and said he plans to Dean of Students Timothy F. volunteer, meaning I had other military decorations. t:hairman of the board of trustees, remove major apartheid laws by Brooks put aside his administrative three choices: Canada, Because of his experience, said a board commiuee will review June. duties Tuesday night to tell 18 Brooks sLressed that war is never the report. and release the trustees' jail or the draft. " But in spite of international student s about his experience the an wer to any world crisis. opinion of the recommendation. efforts such as divestment, Colton figh ting the VietCong. - Timothy F. Brooks ''I'm totally agai nst war, which "Other universities in the U.S. added; apartheid still exists, so Speaking in the New Castle Dean of Students some people find difficult to say have di vested and then reinvested pressure should continue until Hall lounge, Brooks shared slides right after the Persian Gulf elsewhere," Colton said, "with no blacks gain fundamental rights. from Vie tnam and , accepted me." victory," said Brooks, who has describing his experience in "the He appealed his draft notice to been giving Vietnam presen­ most dehumanizing weakness a President Nixon , !Jut the appeal tations for five years. Student center plans country can participate in." was denied. On his birthday in "That's why I tell students if The presentation was organized May 1968. Brooks reported to Fort you're ever in the position I was for student groups needing to ontinut-d fro m page 1 by Ken Lewis (PE 92), a resident Dix to prepare for Vietnam. in, think long and hard about your advertise or sell tickets," DiFebbo assistant in New Castle Hall, as As an army first lieutenant in decision," he said. proposal, construction could begin said ," so that they would not have part of a student life program . This charge of a platoon of five M-48 Brooks also spoke about hy Septem ber 1993. Renovations to fight for space with vendors like allowed Brooks to show students a tanks, Brooks began his tour of censorship of the media during the for the st udent center could begin they do at the three or four tables firsthand experience of war, Lewis duty in February 1970. Persian Gulf War, and said he was summer 1992. in th e student center now." said. When the platoon went on "pissed off" that the press was Once renovated, the s tudent DiFebbo said only 15 of more Brooks explained how he came jungle missions, Brooks said the restricted during the war. Miche ll e Bartley center would be used more th an 170 student groups have to serve in the Army. "I was a soldiers would ride on top of the "I'm very much a fan of the Dean of Students Timothy F. ex tensively for student meetings offices in the student cen ter. 'forced volunteer', meaning I had tanks to avoid the dangerous, First Amendment, and the Brooks described the horrors and for its dining facilities, he said. Besides the lack of office space three choices: Canada, jail or the ·dense jungle growth. However, journalists I met in Vietnam were of the . The University Bookstore would and meeting rooms, he said the draft," he said. "So I volun­ !his made them easy targets for the the best," Brooks said. "They told probahly remain th ere. building is in poor physical teered." guerrilla enemies in the Viet Cong you the truth. controlled the media. A student comm ittee with a condition and is no longer the Graduating in 1967 with an art and North Vietnam Anny troops, "Nixon said we weren't David Berryman (AS 93) a slrong voice in planning the new focus of campus life because of history degree from Bowdoin Brooks said. bombing Cambodia, but the resident assistant in New Castle center will be formed, Sharkey housing expansion to North, West College in Maine, Brooks said he "Half_the time we spent doing journalists were there," he said. Hall, said he was glad he went to ·aid. and off-campus areas. was sure he would go 4-F, a tank maintenance because the M- "We were bombing the hell out of Brooks' presentation because it The Perkins Student Center was " Daugherty Hall, in terms of military code for medical-related 48s just weren't designed for it." gave "a more personal built in 1963, when only 3,700 student population," DiFebbo said, exemption from service because of jungle use," Brooks said. "The The main difference between perspective" of the Vietnam War. s tudents were enrolled at the "is more of a potential central his flatfeet. other half of the time was sheer the two wars, Brooks said, was Ellen Jones (AS 94), a New universi ty, Sharkey said, and is location." "The Navy, Air Force and even boredom edged with terror. journalists were allowed nearly Castle Hall resident, also found the now inadequate for modern Doreen Lucci (AS 91), president th e Coast Guard rejected me," Ambush was always within a free access in Vietnam and helped program interesting, and said it universi ty needs. of the Student Program to end the war, wh ereas in the was "more serious" because of Mike DiFebbo (BE 91), DUSC Association, said she thinks the Brooks said. moment." "But the Marines and Army Persian Gulf the military Brooks's first-hand perspective. president, said, "We need to see a proposal for a renovation and He was wounded three times, center th ai is dedicated entirely to construction fee is a good idea. student usc, where students will " Most universities have thi s get first pri ority." type of allocation provided by Stone said the suspect, 30-year­ all right," Stone said he told Bush. custody. He said the new center would students," she said , "and we are Stone old Ernest Bush of Philadelphia, "You don't want your children to The hostage was treated for possibly in c lu de res taurants, definitely in need of a new student showed irrational behavior. think their dad is a murderer." facial cuts and bruises at the same theaters, places to view films, center," Prime said. continued from page 1 "He was rambling on so I let Bush finally agreed to release hospital and later released. t·onft:rcncc rooms and designated "I am very pleased we're on our him just talk and gel it out of his the hostage, but only when Stone After the late -night ordeal bazaar areas for vendors. way for constr uc tion a nd least I'll have your arms around system." agreed to accompany him to the ended, Stone went to the offices of "Space wou ld also be reserved rennovation for a new center." me." Bush first began to ask about his hospital and bring Bush's mother The Ph iladelphia Dai ly News to Stone said when he arrived at own wife and mother, he said. and wife. give his paper the scoop. the scene the enormous amount of Stone said Bush talked about a Stone said Bush's anxiety about "I was physically tired and firearms resembled a SWAT team variety of topics, ranging from moving away from Philadelphia e motionally drained," he said Convocation Center with "guns that looked like lasers." injuries he received to awards he may have motivated his actions. between yawns, but th e nex t day The hostage, having been cut had won. Charged with assault and he wo uld teach two journalism mttlinued from page 1 intended purposes and twice in her face, was in a Then Stone asked Bush to weapons offenses, Bush was classes and give an evening lecture administrators in his department catatonic state, he said. "She was release the hostage. treated and released several hours in a residence hall. being considered to reduce costs, lack office space. an awful sight with her face "There's been no loss of life; if later from Nazareth Hospital in It was th e successful end of Hollowell said, but any such "We have the assistant athletic streaked with blood." you stop now everything will be Pennsylvania and taken into police another case for "deputy" Stone. changes wi II not affect the director in a concession stand," he building's facilities. said. Abou t $6 million of the budget Johnson said the university has for the center has been raised outgrown the exisiting Field House through donati ons, Hollowell said, as the athletic program has grown, and the state is providing the and that a study conducted four remaining $12 million. years ago indicated a space defi ci t ' Any add itional funds will come of 66,000 square feet. from pri vate donations, he added. The Field House will be used The 120,000-square-foot center, for offices, the overlap of practices Pohlig said, will house locker for spring and winter sports and rooms, c lassrooms, offices, a practices during inclement basketba ll arena, a weight room, a weather. sporLc; medicine center, a training Two new practice fields were room and a ticket office. created this fall near routes 4 and The athletic program has 896, said Pohlig, to compensate for doubled since the construction of the fields lost to the new center. the Delaware Field House in "[The center] will meet th e NAVY January 1967 , said Edgar Johnson, needs of the athletic program in all dirccLOr of athletics. areas," Johnson said, " and will ENGINEERING meet the gathering needs of the Color Copies He said some areas of the facility arc not being used for their universi ty community." 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"'Two St"' · MaJor General "Maa·m.. . A""!! ct.- Ufllfonn, tt. ...,...... ,, of 0 t\Mdo. OPINION 6 • THE RE\1/EW • March 19, 1991

· Call to divest now

During the last 30 years, violent revolution has swept across Africa, freeing its people from domination rooted in European imperialism. The economic investment that supports mining the iron ore and cultivating the cotton has always been vital Karyn McCormack to the cultural domination of the Africans. The Faculty Senate Ad Hoc Committe on Divestment has once again recommended that the university remove its holdings in South Africa and divest. Dead The board has no choice but to succumb to the demands of the university community to divest. In the past, the board of trustees has shunned end road recommendations from the Faculty Senate to divest, • saying that investments in South Africa give the Many students at this university university a voice in that country's domestic policy. have a disease. It is ca lled cheating, and you But the voice of investment says nothing except that as could be the nex t victim . long as there are profits to be made, exploitation of According to a 1983 survey by blacks and theft of their land will be acceptable. the Office of Institutional Research Ninety percent of the world's diamonds come from and Planning, 8 1 percent of Cecil Rhodes' de Beers company in South Africa and the students adrniucd to being thousands of Africans who have died mining for someone academicall y di shonest during their four years here. Dean of Students else's economic gain. Proposal protects students Timothy F. Brooks said he Blacks still cannot vote. They still do not live on the consider · this fi gure app licable to today 's students. land that is their sustenance. I wrire regarding the proposal director this year. Oregon State This is an astonishing figu re. In the words of Frantz Fanon, one of the most before the Faculty Senate requiring University requires house advi sers That such a large number of influential revolutionary leaders in Africa, "Capitalist resident advisers in th e larger in all fraternities. This rule has not students here cheats not only exploitation and cartels and monopolies are the enemies fra ternity houses. I explain my prevented the thriving of 40 own views here, in the hope of fraternities there. These examples reflects th e lac k of respect for of underdeveloped countries." education, but also hurts the fos tering more campus indicate that house monitors are university's credibility. Maintaining investment also maintains the status quo understanding of the workings of compatible with the Greek system. Instead of valuing the experi ence of racism against the native population. the Facu lty Senate. Under Dean of Students and knowledge gai ned at college, And according to a Investor Responsibility Research The Faculty Handbook makes Timothy F. Brooks' compromise many students arc only here to get a clear th at th e faculty has proposal only six houses that Center report, 70 percent of the universities and colleges degree and grades that look good. who reported reasons for divesting said student activism responsibility for care a nd Guest columnist currently do not have an apartment govern ance of th e student body. suitable for a resident adviser The fact is, cheating is so common that many students was a major factor in their decisions. Si nce 1970, the faculty has would need to renovate. If thi s ...,•'' Leslie Goldstein Make you r voices heard. Write letters to the president. all owed fraternities to cease renovation significantly burdens overlook it. For th em, cheating Organize protests. And let the board know that havin g house advisers because these six houses, I suggest that the becomes an accepted way to get through school. divestment is the only answer. fraternity houses are privately reporting (SOS , 1989-90) indicate so rorities and fraternities get owned. On the other hand, in the that the rate of rape per resident is IOgether and show some I am one student who fe ll into large, quasi-independent group (while in general rare) more than meaningful Greek unity by doing a this trap. I made a mistake, but after 1 :. houses owned by th e university triple the rate in fraternities what it little fund rai sing to help out. all , I'm only human. ' ' such as the International House is elsewhere. Specifically, only 3 Some argue that monitors will This mistake, however, rcsuhed Label told you so in an 'X' grade on my transcript. and Belmont House, the uni versity perce nt of male students live in have no impact in fraternity docs require a resident adviser. fraternities, but ten percent (SOS houses . But if all th e university The X indicates failure because of Thu s, in recent years, the Greek data) or eleven percent (OJR data) believes that, why do we require academic dishonesty. Everyone knows that cigarettes are hazardous to your houses have evolved into a special, of reported rape incidents occur advisers in all th e other large My experience fo rced me to health. Warning labels tell consumers of the risks. privileged siluation compared to there. group housi ng on ca mpus? Our fight for my credibility as a good student but ha s also taught me But these labels do not exempt cigarette companies oth er large group housing of I attribute the hi gher rate of rape evid ence about th e relative in fra tcrni ly houses not to the lessons I will never forge!. Most from liability if someone dies from cancer after years of organ izations recognized by the in cidence of rape indicates that univers ity. Greeks' being more prone to rape there is currently a massive importantly, cheating is not t11c way smoking. Ir protection of property were than other studen ts, but to the difference betw een behavior in to learn. The Supreme Court agreed Monday to decide if the onl y reason for resid ent uni vcrsi ly 's ignoring what i l fraternity houses and behavior I've also learned to value the warning labels on cigarette packaging protect the advi sers, that ineq uality might be knows or should know is its elsewh ere (even if, in all cases, "ownership" of ideas and rcsi t pressures of deadlines by managing companies from legal action brought by smokers with justi fied. But evidence has arisen respons ibility concerning large misbehavior is by a small group housing. When it comes to my time bcltcr. related health problems . th a t makes it appear th at the minority). faculty .h as been neglecting its the Belmont House, for in stance, It is at least plausible that this I do have one question, though. The Cigarette Labeling and Advertising Act of 1965 responsibilities of care for the we show awareness of our difference is auributable to th e Why do we cheat? mandates warning labels, but the labels have evolved students when it comes to responsibility by requiring a absence of outside supervision of Scholars say the pressure of a tight job market is one reason. Top from vague cla ims, "Cigarette smoking may be fraternity houses. Statistics res ident adviser. The sam e should fraternity houses. ll strikes me as salaries arc awarded to A students, hazardous to you r health" to " Surgeon General's gath ered from two independent apply to fraternity houses. negligent to continue ignorin g thi s sources, one through anonymous One fraternity on thi s campus, behavior diffe rence. leaving the "average" Joe College • Warning: Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, questionnaire (Ofrice of of its own volition, has always had to scrounge for measly jobs thai emphysema and may complicate pregnancy." Institutional Research, fall 1988) a house parent. Another fraternity Leslie F. Goldstein is the barely bring home the bacon. To strip the people of their right to ask which labels and one through confidential self- .on its own volition, hired a house president of the Faculty Senate. Many students find cutLhroat • are explicit enough through legal action would deny them competition for grades and heavy course loads also lead to academic • of their rights. dishonesty. To refuse people their right to ask the courts this Union said that "was the straw Evil combinations of exams, question by di sallowing all suits would be that broke the camel's back." research papers, projects and other A universi ty building is deadlines can cause students to unconstitutional. An d it would exempt tobacco occupied by students making suffer a nervous breakdown. companies from their social responsibilities. demands of the university as a Or they can resort to cheating, result of the arrest. the easy way out of a stressful community. However, thi s Excuse me , did miss situation. docs not abso lve you from something? How could a perfectly rt~ IHE Administrators emphasize the Chris Cronis we certainly criticism. The Review allacks normal arrest lead to such importance of faculty adhering to understand your reluctance to take students' apathy and challenges actions? Shouldn't people with the policy regarding academic responsibility for what appears in them to voice their discontent, so outstanding warrants be arrested? ------~~~ dishonesty. The Review in the March 19 be a good sport and consider what Isn't that a function of police? I, Professors must report a student article, "News for sale." students have to say. Don't Sharon O'Neal, editor in chief for one, am extremely happy to the Office of th e Dean of However, Jet's be realistic. As a respond with snide sa tire when Darin Powell, executive editor whenever a traffic violator is Students if they believe that person Richelle Perrone, editorial editor Michael Boush, managing ed itor mem ber of the staff, you have to someone questions the paper. The in carceratcd. has been academically dishonest. If josh Putterman, managing editor carol Hofmann, business manager accept th e credit and blame that page is for opinions, not attitudes. And I do not care if that person karen Curley, Julie Ferrari, advertising directors professors do ~' t, th ey shirk comes your way. is a person of color, a Caucasian responsibility for preventing it. As readers of The Review, we Chris Austin or from Barcelona. Sports Editors ...... lara Finnegan, Dan B. Levine To curb cheating in classrooms, News Editors ...... Julie <:arrick, Esther Crain, kathleen Gr aham, Richard Jones, have the ri ght to question your (AS 91) Since the arrest of the student faculty members should define and Ron kaufman, jill Laurinaitis, Karyn McCormack, Abby Stoddard, covera ge of events and issues. Allen Fleischmann was hardly the stuff of which di scuss cheating and include the Trida lllylor, Robert Weston, Molly Williams Isn' t thi s the paper that was (AS 91) camel's backs are broken, the Features Editors ...... Chris Cronis, kristin Noll university's policy on the syllabus. urging, if not ordering, students to occupation of Smith Hall seemed Art I Graphics Director ...... Archie ne All professors should mak e Photography Editor ...... Leslie 0 . Barbaro monitor and question the media Unprovoked protest inappropriate. multiple (more than two) fonns of Entertainment Editors ...... Johanna Murphy, john Robinson just a few weeks ago? Making mountains out of exams, install several monitors to 1\ssistant Sports Editor ...... Alain C. Nana·Sinkam We understand that The Let me get this straight. Public molehills doesn' t make the A~sistant News Editors ...... Paul kane, Joe Pinto watch students and arrange alternate Review is different from Safety officers arrest a student climbing any easier. 1\ssistant Features Editor ...... Gabriela Marmo scaling to deter cheating. • professional papers - that you because the Newark Police have a Assistant Graphics Editors ...... Sonja kerby, Stacey Stewart Although these aucmpts m$y A~sistant Photography Editor ...... Pamela DeStefano arc subject to a variety of warrant for hi s arrest. and Brian Gary Robinson work, cheating starts and ends with Assistant Entertainment Editor ...... Rob Redor press ures from the university Johnson of the ,Black Student (Alumnus) Assistant Business Manager ...... jennifer Shaffer us, the students. Until students Copy Editors ...... Meredith Brittain, Larry Dignan, realize how serious this offense is, jennifer Picone, Michael SaveH the problem will persist. Editorial Cartoonists ...... Neal Bloom, Wil Sham lin The Review policy for letters to the editor Whatever the motives, cheating is wrong and students are only The Review welcomes and encourages all opinions in the form of letters to the editor. All letters should be hurting them selves and th e Pul>lishcd every Tuesday and f-riday d uring the academic school year, fridays during Winter reputation of the university. Session, by the student body of the University of Ddawdre, N wark, Delaware. Editorial and typed , double-spaced and no more than 200 words. All letters must be signed by the author and should include a business offoccs at West Wing. St udent Center. Phone: 45t ·2771, 451·2772 and 45t·2774. telephone number for verification. No unsigned Ieucrs will be considered for publication. Names will . be Despite the pressures to gyt Business Hours: Monday through Friday: 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. withheld upon request Students should include their classification. ahead in this world, cheating .is nothing but a dead end. Ed1torlaVOpinion: Page 6 is reserved for opinion and commcrllary. The editorial ab<>VC represents To accommodate as many letters as possible, The Review reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. Send a consensus opinion of The Review staff and Is wrillen by the editorial editor, e•ccpl when lcucrs to Letters to the Editor, TM Review, Student Center, B-1, Newark, Delaware, 19716. signed. The sl.lff columns are the opinion of the author pitiurcd. Cartoons repre..,nl th<: opinion Karyn McCormack is a student of the artist. The letters to th r. editor contai n the opinions of our readers. affairs t)(/itor of The Review. ' VIVant• · March 29, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 7 Alyson's offers Won't get superb salads, FOOLED so-so entrees Again By Kristin Nolt Features Editor RESTAURANT REVIEW If yo u're looking fo r a place to Alyson's Restaurant On All Fool's Day, the mischievous eat, and eat, and th en eat some 16 Marrows Road ··•· more, Alyson's may be your kind of Call for hours: 368-4545 come out to play at others' expense restaurant. C+ But if you' re looking for a By Li sa Greiner A nonhero latitude holiday, it Staff Reporter gourmet restaurant that ventures into recognizes seasonal changes in the culinary realm of originality and to it. A university student told her crops and weather. ~~... ~ -~ -- --· · quality, look elsewhere. As far as entrees go, however, the boyfriend that she was pregant In Latin, th e word "April " ·~ ;- ~ ."'::.. ., Alyson's proves that a dining Combination platter of Prime Rib when she knew she really wasn't. means "to open." In the month of establishment can offer a variety of and Jumbo Shrimp stuffed with Crab Why would she do thi $? To April, which begins shortly after foods. But it just doesn't know when Imperial is a disgrace at $16.95. give a hint: it was April Fools' the Vernal Equinox , the days get to quit. The choices are so numerous The most expensive item on the Day. lon ger and the spring season that it 's an indecisive customer's menu, the steak is gristly, fauy and begi ns. nightmare. unseasoned. "The first of April some do say, Bethke theorizes that April And quantity, not quality, is The Crab Imperial-stuffed shrimp I set apart for All Fools' D{q; Foo ls' Day falls on April I to stressed a bit too much. portion, however, is satisfying and But why the people call it so celebrate the transition. So here's a helpful hint: go to a favora bly spiced. It would be better Nor/, nor they themselves The reason pranks arc pl ayed steak house if you want a good ~ teak if there wasn 't so much shell. do know. on this day, oddly enough, stem s and a seafood restaumnt if you want For $11.9 5, the Baby Back Ribs But on that day the people sent , from the holiday's links to the delectable selections from the sea. and Shrimp Combination is On purpose for pure merri­ Judco-Christian values of charity But go to AI yson 's if you want to enjoyable, but again remains in the ment." and benevolence. eat a lot from a salad bar. confines of normalcy. The ribs were -Author unknown It could have originated as th e The menu is loaded with all the tender, but the barbecue sauce one day a year that people usual hors d'oeuvres, but don 't even lacked zest. The shrimp is over­ "This folklore rhym e best temporarily suspend these values bother to order one. The French breaded and lacks cocktail sauce. defines April Fools' Day," says and play devious yet harmless onion soup was good, but nothing In addition, Alyson 's offers pasta, English professor and folkl ore tricks on others, Bethke says. special. For $2.75, it was topped pizza, chicken, sandwiches and a spec iali st Robert D. Bethke. Many university studcms recall with mozzarella cheese, over-loaded medley of just about anything. April I is a day th at gives th e Ap ril Fools' capers th ey with onions, yet surprisingly bland. You golla give them credit for peopl e th e license to play pulled off in their youth. The following day, the teacher when she and he r fathe r co nspired The best choice on the me nu is covering all the bases. harmless, funny, or sometimes David Gerhardt (AS 92) tells told all the students they had fiv e against her younger brother, Matt. the all-you-can-eat salad and dessert And that $3 either comes back to mean-spirited practical jokes. of an experience he had in th e minutes to prepare a speech abo ut The day befo re April Fools,' bar which com es with your meal for haunt you or tempt your fancy. Soft Beth ke says April Fools' Day eighth grade. venereal disease. th ey pretended th ere wa s sup ­ a mere $3. serve vanilla, chocolate or mixed ice is one of many customs used to It was the day before April She pretended to randomly posed to be a big snowsto rm that The bar boasts cri sp and fresh cream can be topped with sprinkles, celebrate th e seasonal change Fools' Day, and one studcm was pi ck the one who had been absent ni ght. vegetables as well as a wide variety crushed cookies and chocolate chips, from winter to spring. absent fro m hi s health class. to go first. Jen had said, ''I'm not going to of other items. Lin in g the bar are just to nann e a few. He says no one knows for sure The teac her told the stu dents He stood horrified before th e bother to do my homework and fresh watermelon , cantaloupe and Alyson's isn 't a bad restaurant. It how or where the holiday that th ey were to have a mock c lass and talked for about a just watch TV all nigh t sin ce I salads of all kinds , including several just doesn 't jump off the charts with originated, but earliest evidence oral report th e next day, and minute until the class yelled out, know sc hool will be canceled." varieties of pasta, chicken and tuna. origi nality and quality. You won't links it to early fourteen th­ everyo ne would know it was fake "APRIL FOOLS' DAY! " Not believing th em, Matt went The bar is well wonh the price, leave satisfied if you rely too much cxccptthc miss ing student. Jen Haas (PE 92), remembers century France. see FOOLS page 1 0 but is situated in th e back of the on the more expensive entrees, but restaurant, lim iting accessibility and you'll certainly leave with a full creating havoc when patrons flock stomach after a trip to the salad bar. With twins, it takes two to make things go right University siblings share genes and school experiences By Julie Creech th ey were young, but no w th ey Staff Report er don't even have to try. Many people picture twins th e "We dressed alike, but in way th ey sec them on TV - different colors until we we re in alway s foo lin g people who can't second grade," Stephanie says. tell them apart. Cindy says they used to change Is th at what being a twin is shirts to deceive thei r mother. rea lly li ke? "When we go to see our mom in It was for Lauren Hill (HR 92) Pittsburgh," Cindy says, "she still and Stacey Hill (AS 92), who liked says, 'Which one are you?"' to trade places in grade sc hool and Past boyfriends also had , Pamela Wray DeStefano high school. Although they haven 't problems distinguishing between fraternal twins Julie Riblett (BE 93) and Jill Riblett (PE 93), who attend the university together, say that duped any professors lately, the the two. their individuality remains intact. In the Ribletts' case, their differences are obvious. fraternal twins look enough alike Once Stephanie' s bo yfriend to pull it off. came up behind Cindy and eyes while Jill is a blu e-eyed they made th e decision, they usually end up being best friends, " "She was better at English and I wrapped his arms around her. blond. requested to live in the same she says. "We're really good was better at science," Lauren When she asked him what he was " If people don 't know us," Jill building. But they chose to live in friends, but we're also completely says. "So she would take my tests doing, he said, "She has yo ur shirt says, " they think we' re just best different rooms. different people." and I would take her's." on!" friends." "We shared a bed fo r the first 12 Cruse says she and her brother But sometimes, the shenanigans Sharing genes with another also So why do these sets of twins years, and we shared a room until were very competitive in high backfired. means occasionally sharing names. end up at the same universi ty? we were 18," Stephanie says. "By school, but he was better in math. "Once we switched, and I didn't Cindy says, "I answer to both Lauren Hill says the university the time we got here, it was time to And to her chagrin, they had the know I had a test," she says. names. If someone yell s ' Steph­ wasn' t her first choice. "We separate. " arne ca lculus class during their "Stacey took my test and failed ." anie,' I tum around because there's definitely didn 't want to split up, " Another twin, Lisel Cruse (AS senior year. "We tried to convince the a good chance th at th ey' re talking she says. "Delaware was Stacey's 92) also wanted to separate from " I would fai l and he'd get an teacher that we switched, but she tome." fi rst choice, so I gave in." her twin. A," she says. wouldn't believe us." Not all twins hav e such For the Ribletts, it just worked So she and her twin brother "We'd go home and he would And Lauren got the zero. problems with mi stak en identity, out that way. Wade decided to go to different show off his A and say 'Lisel , do Stephanie Simmons (AS 93) and however. Jill says, "If anything, in high universities. you wan t to share your grade with Pamela Wray DeStefano Cindy Simmons (AS 93) arc In fact, most people don't even sc hool we said we're defin ite ly Having a twin brother is "no Mom and Dad? '" Identical twins Stephanie identical twins who don 't think know that Julie Riblett (BE 93) going to different colleges." different than having a brother Julie and Jill R iblett say they Simmons (AS 93) and Cindy they look the least bit alike. and Jill Riblett (HR 93) are related. The Simmons also didn't pl an to close to your age," she says. have "no rivalry at all." , Simmons (AS 93) Julie has brown hair and brown attend the same university. Once They also tricked people when "Twin sisters or twin brothers see TWINS page 1 0 You don't have to die while filling out your taxes By John Trzcinski entirely from wages, salaries, tips and "The form is geared toward college easy access to the data. When the federal the material. 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D . .: ,.,, ... :W¢ieoine ·tO Spong Break. Or beuer yet, "Teenage Mutant .•...... ' ... .::-:For those ·W,ho llave decided!() Ninja Turtles II: Belter Bring vacinion in Club· Northeast, 0r to Some Booze." into the sewers of New York. In Be blunt~ - ~;:~:: just plain. broke, You'll need a stiff drink for this good environmental form, they set here is an agei=ida: ... . · one. out to eliminate the problem - 15 At the ~p~tni#.Jpn T.hiirSd.Jy; Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello years after the spill happened. BeH mv DeVoe; KeittLSweat;' and Michaelangelo are back, and As T.G.R.I. launches a massive Johnny GiU a·nd , '' a i ~peci~l boy are they bad. This one stinks destruction campaign the guest" (gee, l won&et ~~o- 't~af' worse than an anchovy pizza. extremely stiff, but not dead, could be) will be b'umplng aru( Gone from this film is Shredder (Francois Chau) catches grinding ro.r.ra11s ~ Tic~ets ar~ :: everything that made the first wind of the stuff and sends hi s • si5.so iri ad~ance ·at thi :. Turtle movie mindlessly Foot Clan, a band of evil bug-eyed Ticketmaster. Call 984-2000 for enjoyable. The creators of this ninja thieves, to net a sample of more jnformation. , movie have neatly excised the fun this mysterious liquid. Next Friday the NeviJJe , in order to fit in an environmental Enter the Turtles to save th e B~others will bring their bluesy · message. day, eat some pizza and make wise funk to the Grand Opera' The plot, which revolves around cracks. House, 818 N. Market St.,· the chemical that turned our Turtles II is a marked chan ge Wilmington. Ticket prices start at . heroes from ordinary house pets to from the original, and the changes $19.50. Call652-5577 for more. butt-kicking, pizza gobbling are mostly for the worse. Casey Montana Wilda:xe will be ninjas, makes very little sense at Jones, the bat wielding, do­ playjng two shows at The Ban{ all. .J gooder/psychopath who gave the Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello and Michaelangelo battle the evil Shredder, while some awful ooze Door, 845 Tatnall St tonight and A big bad chemical company, first film a liberal dose of insanity . tomorrow. No cover, as if you . leaks into the sewers of New York, causing environmental concern and creating some ugly bad guys. ·didn't know. · · T.G.R.I ., once spilled some "ooze" see TURTLES page 10 Rick Danko, former membef of The Band, will be p!~ying at The Hearth, Route.. 611 {. If films could kill, this one definitely would Pipersville, Pa. Tickets. are $20 cash, $22 ci'edit card. Call (215}.. By Michelle Goeke with poison spraying jets, but his 766-0550 for more information. Staff Reponer MOVIE REVIEW special suction-c up sneakers allow tfie. dance-oriented Liquicr: Move over James Bond , here If Looks Could Kill him to narrow ly escape death at Pleasure will be at Rib-it lit tbe :· comes Richard Grieco. Warner Bros ., the top of burning buildings . Main Lion, 625 w. Laiicastet . In " If Looks Could Kill," Director...... William Dear Grieco's Schwarzenegger-esque ~~~~~:J;re· Pa .• tonigli't': _ director William Dear turn s an 0- one liners, such as "Don't worry, ordinary sec ret agent movie imo a :: I'm used to liv ing on the edge," i And, oldies by The Cutters': Tiger Beat fan's dream come true. delivered as he teeters over the wiii • be featured at Rili ~tf:' Grieco, of "21 Jum p Stree t" an Ameri ca n spy, also named si de of a roof top, illustrate the tomorrow. Tickets for the show ':: fam e, plays Michael Co rbcn, a Corben. Suddenly, he becomes the narrow mental ity of the script. ·moreack$5. Cali(215) 688~2~00'!6~.,_,,,,,,,,,,_,,:' high sc ho ol reject who , on number one underco ver age nt for Ca sting Gri eco, who is graduation day, is one class away British Intelligence, on a secret obviously a bit older than th e from geLLing his diploma. To his mission to protec t Augustus average high school graduate, delight, summ er school Steran ka (Roger Re es), th e dooms the film fro m the start. conveniently takes place in Chairman of th e European Because the heroes are so ~f~~~i~i;;~1!!l France, ihe perfect place for an Common Market. pathetic, it becomes acceptable to action -adventure. Each scene incorporates one of root for the bad guys in the end. Unfortunately, th e only Grieco's secret agent-type to ys, Roger Daltry, lead singer for adventure for the audience is a trip incl uding X-ray glasses, a rocket­ The Who, makes a cameo to the popcorn counter. launching car and ex plosive gum. appearance as a British spy and , ~~~Jflflfi~ Richard Grieco stars as a high school student mistaken for a As the movie painfully Not only do th e armpits of gives a beuer performance in his shows are $5. c~lf'(2f5) 440J : secret agent while studying in France, in "If Looks Could Kill." progresses, Grieco is mistaken for Grieco's tu xedo co me equipped two-minute blurb than most of the 9683 for more. . .. : k;;, ;, . .·• other actors do throughout the At X Marks tbc('Sppt'on Ute entire film. co~6et of_ Deia\\..~r~ : and Despite th e ridiculous plot, Fr~n~ford Avenues . 9n' Sat.urda y some scenes create the illusion of And the winner is .. being caught in the center of the action. 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The Academy Awards were handed out in the glam-heap called Hollywood Monday night and Jeffrey M . "Dances With Wolves" was the big Second baseman Mike Gomez fields a throw from r.atcher Brian Fleury Tuesday against George Washington; Daryl Hendricks (left) started but didn't pick up a decision. winner. Starting tomorrow, "Dances with Rebels" will probably be making a three-day, two-perfonnance run in the city of Indianapolis. Wilmington stuns Hens, 7-6 It's a big week in the world of movies and college basketball, so let's focus our attention on the Bottom of Hatting order stymies Conelias as Wildcats snap winning streak at 9 respective governing bodies of By Alain C. Nana-Sinkam drubb ing by th e Hen s in Delaware's season losing to the Wi ldcats for th e first tim e since these industries, the Academy of Assistan t Sports Editor opener March 9. 1989. Motion Picture Arts and Sciences NEW CASTLE - Just like Leonard-Hagler, Wildca ts des ignated hitter Bruce Hannah , " We came off a big win [against George ("the academy") and the National Steelers-Cowboys, and Lakers-Celtics, th e son of Delaware coach Bob Hannah, helped his Wa shington University Tu esday] and we Collegiate Athletic Association Delaware baseball team had an epic rematch team 's cause by lacing a first-inning single into weren't mental ly ready," sai d senior right (NCAA). Wedn esday afternoon when it took on left field tha t eventually led to Wilmington 's fielder Heath Chasanov . •The old fogeys of Hollywood Wilmington College at Wilson Field. first run. "We hit the bal l well, bu t the mental errors tbat are the cornerstone of the Call it Hannah-Hannah II - and call the " It was a disappointing loss, considering the were what hun us." academy that hands out the Oscars Hens holders of the short end of the stick in the stan we had ," Coach Hannah said. "We need to There were few brigh t spots for Delaware on Dive failed to recognize that its best second contest. regroup and patch thing s together." a day when the sun played its own ga me of ~iims are not made by them Shortstop Scott lilian drove in two runs with The bottom third of the Wilmington order hide-and-seck behin d the thickening clouds. anymore. a two-out double in the bottom of the sixth gave the Hens plenty of trouble, strafing starter Julllor second baseman Mike Gomez drove ' :Similarly, the NCAA has a bunch inning to lead th e Wild ca ts lO 7-6 victory, Mike Conelias (2- 1) for five hits and swrin g in three runs. hiuing two doub les an d ris ef::cronies which sl.ill believes that handing De laware ( 11-2) its fi rst loss .in its last fi ve of th e Wildcats' seven run s. second horne run· of the ~caso n . ~allege sports such as basketball 10 games. Delaware commined four errors (that led to IJPO football can sl.ill be effectively Wilmin gton (6-9-1 ) avenged an 11 -0 three unearn ed runs) and stranded II runners in SPe WINNINl , p •:.' played by fuJI-Lime college students w~o. in reality, arc not compensated enough for their athletic talents. :: "Dances With Wolves" and the U11iversity of Nevada-Las Vegas a}NLV) are the most current case Two Delaware students were named East Coast Conference stUdies in each field. Kevin Costner Scholar Athletes in their respective winter sports. Despite Head of was snubbed by the big Hollywood studios in trying to get his the differences in their talents, basketball player Linda wunderfi/m made, but the academy Cyborski and shot-putter Adriana Festa are elementary was more than happy to give out education majors that are striving to be at the ... seven awards for the movie, two of the Class which will be resting on a mantle above a fireplace in Costner's By Dan Goldsa mt By Chris Faust home. Scaff Reporter Scaff Reporter Likewise, the almighty NCAA, Intensity is a way of life for junior Adriana Festa's gentle -g iant touting a judicial system with more Linda Cyborski, the recipi ent of the East pe rsonality and Puritan work ethic have loopholes than an income tax fonn, Coast Conference Scholar Athlete award enabled her to excel both on and off the allows UNLV to defend its men's for women 's ba~k e tball. field . basketball title so that it won't be As a starting guard , Cyborski led the The Glen Ridge, N.J., native captured sued by the school for accumulating conference in three-point shooting, was the last year's East Coast Conference outdoor too many parking tickets. (Notice team 's second-leading scorer and set an discus title with an ECC-record toss of the Richard-Pryor-mixing-his--milk­ NCAA record for free- throw accuracy at 139 fe et, 6 inches. She also fini shed and-cookies explanation of the 93.7 percent. second in thi s year 's ECC Indoor Track whole situation. I'm not going to "S he gav e us a new dimension this and Field Championships in the shot put law school any time soon.) year," said Delaware coach Joyce Perry. with a throw of 38-6. This lawsuit, although never "We were able to open up our offense with In the classroom, the 5-foot-10-inch really filed by the slick attorneys a more balanced scoring attack. senior hold s a 3.5 GPA in elementary that represent the school, was part "She's a mature player and person and education and plans to pursue a master's of a scare tactic aimed at both the provided the team with leadership," Perry degree in either reading literacy or NCAA and CBS, the television added. "She's very focused and she's very mathematics. network which is forking over $1 much a team player." The two-time defending ECC outdoor billion (that's a one and nine zeroes) Cyborski carries that maturity and discus champion said "internal strength, to the NCAA for exclusive focusing ability into the classroom, determination and will" are the keys to coverage of the tournament. sponing a 3.83 GPA as well as making the her success. Ever since the NCAA tried to dean's list every semester since she has "Just Do It" and "Competition is suspend Runnin' Rebels coach Jerry been at the university. everything and winning is the prize" are Tarkanian in 1977, UNL V has "I'd really like to teac h first- and Junior Linda Cyborski hit 74 of 79 free the self-made NCAA posters and vehemently protested every time the throws this year for an NCAA single­ NCAA even mentions the word see CYBORSkl page 12 season record of 93.7 percent. see FESTA page 12 Adriana Festa "Nevada." A U.S. Supreme Court victory keeps "Tark the Shark" alive and swimming as a coach. Without UNLV in the tournament to defend its championship, CBS figured that the Hey Abbott! tournament coverage would have lost more money than the network's Shortstop fulfills childhood goals at Delaware Diamond 1990 major-league baseball coverage. By jason Sean Garber addiction to baseball built up in his tied for founh in RBI with 10. In the mishandling of both of Staff Reporter system. "Lance is one of the many who these cases, our two examples come The smell of spring, th e roar of Born in Georgetown , Del., will be missed," said Delaware out looking pretty decent, 1 must the crowd, the crack of the bat, the Abbott has been playin g incc his coach Bob Hannah in reference to say -Costner will earn megabucks dust of the in'field, the thrill of father and brother got him hooked the team 's eight seniors. "His with the movie and UNLV probably victory and the umpire bellowing on baseball when he was 6. experience and offensive ability are won't be beaten this weekend. In "PLAY BALL!" are just dreams While most young chil dren arc his key contributions to the team. fact, they could be meshed together. that dance in little children's heads. influenced by all-stars such as Mike He's a good competitor and good A fellow staff member suggested But for some, the dreams Schmidt, Roger Clemens and contributor." that AI Pacino could play the role of become reality. Rickey Hcnder on, Abbott's father Roommate and teammate Heath Tarkanian in a movie about the bad The dream of playing baseball is has been his idol and influence. Chasanov, who has known and things the coach and his team do to born at a young age, with the father Although Abbott started his played with and against Abbott make him the most successful gleefully playing catch with his baseball career at Essex (Md.) since th ey were 12, told of Lance's active coach. children. After an introduction to Community College, the senior has assets as a player: "At the Villanova It may not be "The Godfather," the spori, many become addicted contributed greatly to Delaware' game last year we were facing All­ but Hollywood could also balk at and crave more. Building baseball success for the past two year . American pitcher Brian Kenney, making this movie and then give it into an obsession, many of these Last year he led the team in and Lance hit two homers and a trophy case for all of the Oscars it children play in leagues and for home runs with seven and was drove in six runs. would receive. school. second in RBI with 30. Even "In Lance we have a left-handed For Lance Abbott, the Delaware though he is currently mired in a hitter with power and a runner with Jeffrey M. Cridland Josh Putterman is a managing baseball team's shortstop and batting. slump, Abbott is tied for Senior shortstop-designated hitter Lance Abbott hit his third home editor of The Review. designated hiuer, this was th.e way third in home runs with two and is see ABBOn page 12 run oft he season Wednesday. He hit a team-high seven in 1990. ' 1 2 • THE REVIEW • March 29, 1991

ECC Player of the Year, said the Cyborski secret to Cyborski's versatility off the court is that she has "a time for Hen-golfers putter past St. joe's continued from page 11 basketball, a time for studying and a time for socializing." By Jeff Pearlman match of the season, evcraJ of th e improvement on chipping and scores were pretty good." second-graders after 1 graduate, get Cyborski's emergence as a clutch Scaff Reporter golfers were not e l:u ed by th e putting. The Hens look to add to Kent's a job in a high school athletic foul shooter and long~range bomber The Delaware golf teain began a res ul ts. " But for the first match, I guess it victory total on April 5, when thry training program and get my may well be the best story in a new era Monday afternoon. " We played pre tt y poorly," wasn't too bad.". take on Georgetown, Loyola (Md.) masters degree somewhere along season in which the team captured After being under the reign of the Bowen said . " Th er·e were really As for Kent, an eight-year and Georg~ Mason at Shannon the way," said the 5-foot-6-inch its third straight conference title. late Raymond B. "Scotty" Duncan diffic ult conditions, especial ly th e assistant to Duncan, there was little Green Golf Club in Fredericksburg, sharpshooter. "She's a very hard worker," said for more than 20 seasons, the squad wind, and it's early in the cason. We disappointment. Va. Athletic training is Cyborski 's Daphne Joy, a former teammate of opened the spring season with a just didn 't play up to our potential. " "I thought we did pretty well," he 'Those teams will not allow us to concentration outside her Cyborski 's and graduate assistant 410-438 win over St. Joseph 's Said Lovcnguth , "'n1ere were 100 said . "The scores didn't really reflect make the mistakes we had against elementary education major. Most coach for the Hens. "She always University at Llanerch Country Club many mental mi stakes. We have to the abilities of our players. There St. Joseph's," Lovenguth said. of her free time is spent in the stays after practice to work on her in Havertown, Pa, to give coach Jim work on the mental capacity to keep were many factors working against "We'll have no choice but to play training room taping, rehabilitating shooting." Kent his first career victory. togeth e r, a nd also on gene ral· us, so under the circumstances, the better." and evaluating other athletes' Cyborski, who faithfully works ''The match was really good for injuries. on her foul shooting, said, "I just Coach Kent," said captain Peter The Trenton, NJ., native said a think of it as two free shots with Lovenguth, who shot an 80 on the I] total of 800 hours, or approximately nobody on me. I should be able to par-72 course. 'The team is starting LJ 200 hours per semester, need to be make them. It's all in the to gel around him and his way of Jogged in the training room as a concentration." coaching." requirement for graduation. Concentration seems to be the Senior Bill Clark led the Hens "It takes up a lot of my time, driving force behind all she does. with a 7-over-par 79. He was The Neville Brothers especially during the season," said "Her academic goals are more followed by Lovenguth and junior the former McCorristin High important than basketball, but she Duke Bowen (80). D3ve McCrystal Friday, April 5 School standout who was recruited meshes the two very well," Perry (85), Kyle Mayhew (86), Chris 7PM by .Seton Hall, La Salle and other said. "She's the type of student­ Miller (88) and Cary Cecchet (90) $23.50 $21.50 $19.50 Division 1 programs. athlete that we are looking to rounded out Delaware's scoring. Art, Aaron, Charles and attract." Junior forward Jen Riley, the Although they won their first Cyril Neville, who q perform together as the Nevllle Brothers are a Festa throws with a touch of class New Orleans institution. Known to their fans for continued from page 11 comfortable place, especially in Tmck and Field Championships in their unique rhythm and parks, to read or listen to music Princeton, N.J., which begin May blues, stuttering soul ond Olympic incenti ve slogans that ranging from jazz to classical. 29. She hopes to compete in the irresistible funk, brother cover the walls of her room in Festa said she can't stand rock 1992 Summer Olympics in Aaron brought the Neville Christiana East Tower. 'n' roll, but pumps up the volume Barcelona, Spain. name forever into stardom when he received a Her roommates describe her as a during her weightlifting routine, "Adriana is very goal-oriented, Grammy Award along person who keeps to herself and which includes squatting 315 has a tremendous work ethic and is with Linda Ronstadt for defini te ly has her priorities in pounds and dead-lifting 300 quite dedicated," said Larry Pratt, their 1989 duet "Don't order. pounds. her discus coach. Know Much!" Don't miss " T rai n ing a nd sc hool is She idolizes and studies Mac Pratt said she's a c oach '~ de li ght the party! basicall y my social life," said a Wilkins, a forme r world record · and should be, without a doubt, smiling Festa, who cons iders holder and Olympic champion in one of the top throwers in the East. Sponsored by herself an introvert. "I don't have a the discus, in an effort to improve Festa, whose mother is a sixth­ Out&About lot of time to relax or chill out." her throwing techniques. gTade teacher, said she likes caring Celebrating their She spends what little spare Currently, Festa is faithfully for people and hopes to be a 3rd Anniversary preparing for th e NCAA Outdoor teacher and coach one day. tim e she has looking for a quiet, MARDI GRAS Festa wants to break the mold of a traditionally-structured All programs made posSible by a grant lrom teaching method by getting out the Delaware Division Abbott bats in success from behind her desk and teaching of the Arts and the NaUOnal Endowment continued from page 11 to "work hard, have fun and enjoy in a more active, personable and of the Arts. because it will be over before you nonconformist manner. speed." know it. It is just a game. I'm "I've always liked school and One thing Abbott said he will struggling now, but it's not life or the idea. of an education," she said. miss about baseball at the death." "ll's a field you're constantly university is coach Hannah because Although baseball is his main learning arid modifying." Saturday, April 13 _....-.. Saturday, june 8 Q "he's a super man and he cares interest, he said he enjoys other 8PM · ~, 7 PM and 9:30PM $16 $14 about his kids." sports as well. He said he also likes $23 $21 $19 sts Call Collect One thing Abbott has learned school and his major, criminal Davit! Lnnz is n n e w nge tJ SCOREBOARD <;:> ®An nppropwte n nme fo r (302) 652-5577 here is "baseball teaches you a lot justice, almost as much as sports. pinnist, o n the NARADA ~ BASEBALL 11 m nn who is nlrendy In be l w h ose LP "Cristo· Playing baseball is a dream to becoming n comic about life. There will be good days Monday, March 25 fori's Drenm" was II 1 on legend in his own time . LJ and bad days." some, but Lance Abbott lived his 10, 1 Dillbonrtl's New Age chart Delaware Howard Sin bad is known by Abbott's advises younger players dream here at Delaware. Tuesday, March 26 for 25 weeks. TI1is girt ed ~ n utny ns lhP znny, contc mpornry pinnis t is Delaware 7, George Washington 4 c•ncrgPt ic dorn1 director Wednesday, March 27 w ell k n own for his nnd b'Yll1 tcnch c r. Walter rom nnlic, d eeply () Wilmington Coil. 7, Delaware 6 Oal1es, on NBC-TV's person al songwriling. Winning streak ends "A Diffe rent Wo rld". He join us for R pinna SOFTBALL is regnlnrly scrn ns the concert you're sure continued from page 11 While the rest of the university Tuesday, March 26 affable h ost o f to re membe r fo r Long Island U. 5-7, Delaware 0-2 "Showtimc nt the 818 N. Market Street begins a week-long Spring Break ycnrs to come! Meanwhile, senior Lance vacation, the Hens will be Apollo". If ynn 'vc neve r Wilmington, DE 19801 GOLF seen him d o stnntlup continuing their season with a 25 Abbott broke out of a recent slump Monday, March this is yonr oppo rtunily !MARDI GRAS and hit his third homer of the year, four-game road trip which has Delaware 410, St. joseph's 438 to sec co 1nic genius nt his first since March 10. stops at Howard, George ils best! "I was working hard on my Washington, Georgetown and swing, and hopefully I can tum it George Mason Universities. around from here," the designated But before that, Delaware will hitter said. "But we didn't come open its East Coast Conference ready to play and they did. schedule today with a "Maybe it's good for us, though. doubleheader against Central Now we know we can't just win on Connecticut State University at our talent." Delaware Diamond at noon. Who's going to win the NCAA championship? The Review has some possible answers to Monday's title game. AMERICAN MARKETING ASSOCIATION EDITOR WINNER LOSER Larry Dignan North Carolina UNLV Tara Finnegan Kansas UNLV presents: Paul Kane UNLV Kansas Dan B. levine UNLV Kansas Joe Pinto UNLV Kansas josh Putterman Kansas UNLV Michael Savett UNLV North Carolina Career Night Alain C. Nana-Sinkam · UNLV Kansas April 9, 1991 ON DECK BASEBALL - Vs. Central Tournament, today through Sunday; Connecticut St. at Delaware vs. Drexel at Delaware Field, April 6, 121 Memorial Hall • 7-9 p.m. Diamond, today (doubleheader) and 1 p.m. ' tomorrow, noon each day; at MEN'S TENNIS- (All matches at Howard, Monday, 2 p.m.; at George Orange Lake Country aub in Fla.) Washington, Tuesday, 3 p.m.; at Vs. Buffalo, today, 8 a.m.; vs: Central Georgetown, Wednesday, 3 p.m.; at Connecticut St., tomorrow, 11 a.m.; Will feature speakers from: George Mason, Thursday, 3 p.m.; vs. St. leo, Monday, 2 p.m.; vs. vs. Towson St. at Delaware Queen's College, Tuesday, 11 a.m.; . DiamOnd, April 6 (doubleheader) vs. DePauw, Wednesday, 11 a.m. Advertising, Sales, Banking and April 7, noon each day. MEN'S OUTDOOR TRACK & RELD . MEN'S IACI055E- At. Hofstra, -At Delaware St. Invitational, . tomorrow, 1 :30 p.m.; vs. Mlchlpn tomorrow; Colonial Relays at St. at Delaware Fi~ April6, 2 p.m. William & Mary, April4-6. & a Non Profit Organization WOMEN'S IAQOSSE- Vs. WOMEN'S OUTDOOR TRACK II Lafayette at Delaware Field, Tuesday, RElD- At Delaware St. 3 p.m.; at Penn St.., Thursday, 3 p.m. Invitational, tomorrow; Colonial SOFTIALL-N. U. of Virginia Relays at William & Mary, April 3-6.