:rrp "All you need is love. .•"· THE WEEKLY NEWSPAPER OF ST. LOUIS U. HIGH Volume LVII Friday, February 12., .1992 Number21
Dear Disco Dan, Greek 100, . Big Guy, We got a box of Valentine's Candies xoo.pe'te ro iux9Tt'tm! Let's go rollerskating sometime. No, forya! "Ep~ a11'1Yt£ J.L' o J.:umJ.W.'I'I<; aova, prolly not. -Fajita Brothers yA.'\>lromxpov apw.X,cxvov op7tetov." Love, T. ~'ttp~ St&x
Hello all you SLUH boys! Happy Dear Zanita, B., Valentines Day! Hi to Scott W., Matt H., Don't flatter yourself! English truck drivers drive Lorries. JeffL .• TomS .• Nick K., Phil 0., BenT., T. :Nby shouldn't we? and Kevin R. F., D., V.,&J. Love, Kelly K., Angie W., and Denise my love, Karin Y from R·K. Let's murder our spouses and run B., away together. Who are you calling a cantaloupe, PeloChico, you melonhead? J9 Dear Terry M., Screech Big C. Have you bad any candy late!y? Nichole, ANNE ANNE BOBANNE D'?ar Rachel, lbere is no way I could live without BANANAFANAFOFANNE You're the light of my world and the you. I need you so much. Stay with me FE FI MOMANNE ... ANNE love of my life. forevcz. Yours forevcz in love, From, Dear A.M. Mark Your love Let's just be friends. Iafrate My Southern Gal ToBr.M. A voice like the wind, she Rememb«, wehavealotincommon ToGeorge, whispers in the breeze, we can both tie our shoes, blow our nose, ~ My lover is radiant and ruddy; The words I love you put my and comb our hair. he stands out among thousands heart at ease. Love, Lisa R. His head is pure gold: A voice like the wind. the voice o/afentines 11 ~ ------~~~------DearM.M., . . Roberta, Dear Zebo Zz"zent, Words can't say bow much I love We used to live next door to each I love you for the fact that you ~re the seeing you. There isn't a moment of the other. Now you live in Greenland and I last in the phone book. day when I don't think about you. You live in New Zealand. Still, sometimes, on Sincerely, know that there's nothing I wouldn't do a warm summer day, I dream of your A. Aach(firstinthephonebook) . for you. Happy Valentines Day. beauteous visage and curvaceous figure, Love, while tending the sheep~ My parents can't Mike, Kevin afford the plane tickets to Greenland, but Don't fake the funk on a. nasty dunk P.S. Will you go to the Sophomore class · I still miss you. I have a plan. First, you your buddy. dance with me? immigrate to the U.S., and enter the SHAQ Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes P.S. I like Eddie O'Bannon too. TomR.- (you know, the one with Ed McMahon), Juggling three is hard to then with the 10 million dollars from that; John, do you come to Z-Land, as we New Z-lan Iwon'tbecompleteuntilyoubuymy Somehow you narrowed ders affectionately call it, and we are shoes. it down to two reunited. Then, we invest the rest of the SHAQ I figured your plans money in pork bellies and live the rest of were going to flop our lives on a houseboat in the Indian Sea. CHIC. .Like always, you seem to Miss you lots, You'll never beat me. See ya on the come out on top. Lew street I still don't know how JOHN you got down to 1 DearC3PO, P.S. You hate that. I guess the other couldn't I'm glad you're mine get the job done! and'not that grime Mr. Sciuto, -27 Overbrook You're the cutest one Come back to us, we know you are around. fmally really on of us. Listen Chick, I hope you're never The Young I was going to write you a long series ·forced to frown. Republicans of tired cliches and stupid love glop, but I hope you had fun Club then I realized that it would be totally in room 908. meaningless and extremely stupid, so I I pray to God you won't Tom, didn't, yet I still felt that it would be be late (for your date) Please do not take me to college. impo~t to send some semblance of a The past six months Omni message to you on this day which society have made me happy dictates be some sort of lovey dovey as can be. H.P. occasion, and as much as I hated to do it, Any more joy and I I miss my chia · I ended up writing this. Anyhow, even my won't be able to see. M.B. own cynicism has become banal, so I But that's all right must terminate this message now. because you'll guide me Dear SLUH Community, Iwuvu, from harm. Cuba- the Bing, \:he Bang, and the t.h.w. And always be there to Bong · · · ' keep me warm. Lammy Love, R2D2 DearDocM. We're not wortpy! All right, Wayne & Garth I admit it. It was insensitive of nie to kill you. Maybe we could get together Dear Everyone that doesn't do the cheers through a psychic advisor seance type at sporting events, especially basketball thing sometime. Or maybe we could just games, wait until the afterlife. · Please cheer, thanks. See you soon, Everyone who does cheer at ap games 12 o/a£entines
Dear D., I'm in misery Hey Greg You talk the ralk.l>utdo you walk the we made a start SPLUTI walk?!! I didn't lhink so!! now we're ap-.ut Ryan Love, mere's nothing left for me K. love has flown Hey Andy, all alone I need you, and you need me. Don't Dear Supennan, I sit, I wonder deny it! · We really miss you!! We need your Why why why oh why Ralph Lauren great jumping ability and of course your you left me beautiful blond hair! I OhSandy Hey Mohawk-Man Love, I can't do a thing with my bait. Can TheSDeadly To Jean Donavan: you help me? Venoms February! February! February! G!eg Don't be luggjng. To Dave, For remember- you are all great YoAJ, ThaiClassicholiday has come around especially when it is Splate! Keep up the good work. again, Valentine's Day. Many things W.M. Jerry G. ~ve happened since then, movies, Lolla palooza, U2, dances. I enjoyed them all, Missile, Hey Wendell, even Uncle Juppelo. Have a happy Roses are red What arc you? · Valentine's day, or should it be, have a Violets are blue Ryan yummy Valentine's Day? I'm schizophrenic Love, and so am I. Dave •s Girlfriend Ryan McCabe, Okay, S&ap with the death threats, I'm trying I love you. to change as fast as possible. R. Limbaugh Dear Paluc1.alc, Schwegmann, Normile, Schmidt, Pfile, Baran, Rombach, and DearSLUH, Knapstein, If this is a paradise, 1 wish I had a I want to be called State Champs lawnmowrz . . tomorrow night, so let's end that Lafay David B. eue streak! Hey F., DocK. .Top 5 Reasons to Shun Young Republi We're proud ofyou, you found a date cans to our dance. DearB.T. Mr.XtKnap Roses are Red, 5 . Stupid shirts ~. Bob Dole is your leader. Violets are Blue, Hey Erin, We're still both waiting 3.Dan Quayle is writing memoirs. SiL . for your call. : Reagan's skin is falling farther. Mark and Ryan When will we hear from ; . Limbaugh is writing another book. you? SLUH Anarchists Dude, Love, We're having a huge game. Man Milce N. and Pat N. SaraH., overboard. Patty Fitz, Patty F'mn. Ship HONK!! wreck. Gene's mowin, Buck is workin, Dear Paul, Love, Ryan needs a ride, Aug is bringin Bo, but Kevin H. 1 Ican'twaitfornextNewYear'sEve. not unti14:00, Rollo •s grounded, stillgoua .." ., In Waiting, ;. call the Doughboys, Rayhawk is playin Anna C. Yo-Yo ' basketball, and Hennegan is brinJing 40 Groundhogs Happy Day g{Jys- call me back. Sandy, L.C.D. 1. ' . Cant you see
_/ o/afentius 13 ~ ------~~~-~-~-C- :- ~--===------·---I~L~O;VE~Y~O~U~!------Dear Dan, ToMr.Z., Are we in debt? Mr. z., Please call station 34. Love, STUCO FromMr.Z. BigHerz ! ToLil' Man, To S.C. Friends, WhoaAmbre! Vestis virum facit! Huh? So what's this about? Who? Black, Pin, & TMC MLMC - The General Manager M. I've been hauling him around for ·rr Oddrnann were a holiday, he'd be ages (seems like) It's my tum to ride Valentine's Day. IfOddmann were a car, shotgun! Give me that chance! Let your he'd be hoosier. IfOddmann were a cheer, son go! Don'tlethim wastethebestyears he'd be the "Whoah Bundy!" of his life! Let him get his license! Theresa B. Brusselsprouts Gerbil, You are a gerbil. Dear Jean, Hamster. GO MEAN JEAN! Guess? Aardvark, You are an aardvark. Sarah, Anteater I'm sorry. Can I have another chance. To Wondermelon, ! KC Cougar, We love the way you break ashtrays. Don't forget the tarantella in your first You area cougar; Adriane. album. We're glad you like the pictures; Panther Why do you have to be so darn fun? you don't have to thank us. B~ the .way; -SCUD Hog, when are we going to get our gwtarp1cks.. We have one request: please, no more arr You are a hog~ • Johnny, · · guitar in public; we like the real stuff Pig We miss ya buddy! better. ·-The Senior Class Wolf, Happy v-day. Your Groupie You are a wolf. DearM~ CoyQte I really miss you. Q- Love,yourlonglostharr Dog, I lo~e you! -T You are a dog. Mr.M., · Pooch Track #5 on JT's Never Die Young. St. George, We have had many heated contests, ~scUD Cockroach, with ·the outcome being protested. We You are a cockroach. Tony F., hope to see you in city, but this year we Dung beetle SHUTUPI will be holding the gold!! EVERYONE The5 Deadly Mule, Venoms You are a mule. Mrs. Vega: . Burro You got one of them AMTEC appli ToArrupe-100, cations? Babies were in, so was sin. You all Ape, T.S.- are video hounds as you climb the mounds You are an ape. of-Zounds! This stinks! So remember ~ Gorilla bara and to laugh .for it is all H.S.!! Steve, . Come back. We are in the dark wlth JPSJ Snake, outyou. You are a snake. Love, DearM., Serpent The Fish of Southgate· 14 Amy, I'll get you my pretty- and your NCAA basketball recruiters, Phil. little bird too! I'm out right now, but I'U be back! You'remymanager,butkeepitquiet Love, For you know Joe McAullife is on the A Joe Blase T-T-A-C-K. I'mgood,I'mgreat,I'mthe best in the game-you can bet the bouse DearO.S. Johnny Mac, I'll be in the·Han of Fame. How about practice at 1:30am at Brian wouldn'tdo it;, Steve wouldn't 6'S" Parkway Centtal do it; please marry my daughter. Joe Me· Blaise, Dom, Joe, Josh, Pat, and CoacbK. Phil P.S. We'U be there .....ya right. Anya. Happy Valentine's Day. Koobie, Jason We love you! M,K,M Dear Beth, I don'tknow ifyou'U read this. but I wanted to take thls opportunity to let you Fozzy Putthoff, know how much you have meant to me. I Where's Kermit? love you and wiU always be here for you M. if you need me. Good luck in lhis year's soccer season. Dear L.E.A.C. Love, I think you had more than four on Jay Dear Susie, New Year's Eve. I'm so sorry I spit on you. It was an Murph M., accident. I wish I'd never seen your face. The Your salivating friend, To the Real Funky Girls' Club, Julie, early morning sun really shows your age. Arnold Brooke, Jill, and Allen: You lead me away from home. You SIOie P.S. I luv u This one's five you! my heart and that's what really hurts. K.C. R. Faculty All-Stars: Pllss the torch; your time has come, Dear Leah, DearK, . . and now it's gone. I changed my mind; please, please I think(cough) thatifl was(cough)tO Behind you on the road of life, don't work on Monday. beawoman,ocaution,mycaution,(cough, HR208 Aden caougb) I would steel the color of lh~ plaid cat that walks only (cough) on Fri Listen, B.C., day before the setting of (cough) sun I hate you. I never want to see you God loves you. numberone,andmakesuretbattheenvoy again. Get out of my life. Jesus from (sneeze) Don the Capacelli does his P.S. Please be mine business (cough) weU. l:Jow pleasing. Bill Clinton, From the chair, ToJ., The nation is wailing for Novembet' The (sneeze) Soth I love you, yet I don't love you, yet I of 1996. That means you have three and a sort of love you, yet I sort of don't love half years to "fix" the military, wreck the you. ecOnomY, raise our taxes, decide which Saul, Saul, why have you forsaken me? From B. questionable people to have on your God Cabinet, desttoy the defense industry. and Anne D., appoint Hillary to every national commit Dump Mark! I mean it. He would tee known to mankind. DearSLUH, never know. We could run away toW. Hoping you wake up soon, The hole in the wall! Virginia and get married. He would never A Concerned American wbo Sincerely, know. will be voting in 1996. Greg C. MikeL. o/afentin.es 15 ~ ------~~~~~~~~------Jim Ski, just once you woUld co~e t.atkt.O me. And play_ pra~tice in your spandex and I know Will you go out with me? if you would invite me to your dance I that it can be just'yoil a.'ld me forever. Your Secret Admrrer would give you a night you would never Love, forget · · PaulP. Dear Amy, Love, This year better be better than Jasi Joanna. Nachos, nachos every day year. From when you wake Faithfully, To Gwen, Till you hit the 1\ay .. Joe Thanks for being a great toy for us in You eat nachos both day and Mr . .Yule. ·_ ., : : ' ·. night, Dear Jocelyn, .-·~-· ·; Happy V-Day, ,. Eat every nacho bag in sight I will never forget the times we've Mike Don't feel fright spent together-strolling through Paris, At nacho might watching those shows on Broadway, To whoever it may concern, It must be right climbfug Mt. Everest, our three-week Roses are red Please be my nacho valentine European vacation last summer, and the Violets are blue Frank Kovarik many nights we've spent watching the Nothing can change Nacho Laureate sun set over Hawaiian volcanoes. These My feelings for you have all been magic for me. Er, wait, that . Violets are blue Rollo, musthave been me and Ann. My mistake. Roses are red ·Thanks for the Zeppelin. Oh well, I guess we've had some fun I dislike you so much Jimmy D. times, too. Maybe we '11 do those things in I wish you had fled. a while. but Have a Happy V-Day, T.F. Love, · Mike If you say my girl is a hoosier one Brian more time ... well, ok, she is, but stay out P.S. There's a serious one here ·some To Mr. Yule, of my face anyway. where. We'vehadagreat time this year. I'm J.D. glad we got to be.good friends with each PearTimH., other arid Taaka:linq the many girls who J.G. How I y~ to be with you. I have now hate tis. ' Go back to Illinois where you came admired you from a distance wishing that Happy V-Day, from. just once you would come talk to me. And Mike The neighborhood if you would invite me to your dance, I To Erica, would give you a night you would never Thanks for inviting me to your dance. Bene<:ke, forget I just love being 3rd CHOICE, but really LOB! Love, I'm sure we will have had a great time by Katie the time you read this. ,,,,,. I was born in a small town ... and I live in a Happy V-Day, small town ... Dear St Ferdinand's, St. Norbert's, and Mike Jimmy D. St Charles allotherJuniorLeagueCYCB-BallTeams P.S. JCMRULES! ,. (Bad Guys), Dear Amy,L., . Roses are·red, 'Iimow I'ni only a freshman, but there ToJ. Violets are blue, is something you need to know. I love Thedreamofmydreams;theheartof We're St D's, you. I feel something when I see you at triy he:arts! and spring is just a few weeks And we're gonna rock play practice in your spandex and I know away! your world. that it can be just you and me forever. Love, · Love, the Boys of St. Dismas · Love, K. . (Joe,Pat,Dom,Phil,Dan, Blaise, PaulP. -... .. __, ~d Josh-Good Guys)
,---... - '· ' . PellrGia V., DearTimH., I know I'm only a freshman, but there How I yearn to be with you. I have is something you need to know. I love admired you from a distance wishing that you. I feel' something when I see you at . : . ....16~--- --~-:, __·· ______..~o/....:::afe~n~ti~nes~------Hauser, liearRay M., · JeniA'&W. Wish you were there-it was the party Thank you for your purchase of our · Where arc you? of the century. if.·Z Recline Model. For a person put Frank Thanks, AA, MS under the constant stress incurred from t.'le very demanding job you have, we are Schumer, C.N., happy to know that we provide you such One real girlfriend g~t serious! Hey sexy! Cut your hair! comfort. Your conscience Love, C.N. Sincc'zely yours, The Lazy Boy Sofa and Chair Mike, Shane, Company How about Jackie? What about Take a seaL Jackie? What happened to Jackie? The Lunch Table Dear Shakespeare, Brian's couch I hate you. Liz, Illiterately yours, Frank Matt, Thanks for the good times! Maybe you'll see my hiking boots . Marc llubb woo, my queen Roshumba. someday. ·BadN. Love, T. Charlie, "Take me to the place I love .... Under .ienocke, the Bridge! " Awwwwwwwww-Baumgart Love ya, C.N. .nenrrrrm. You know Aaron, Happy Valentines Day and Happy Jung, Birthday. Thanks for the special delivtry. That's Love, Nellie what we like. . B.G., K.B., R.M. Chazz, Happy Valentines Day! I love you! Erin, 9-er Jeanie, • Hennenger is coming over with 40 I won the bet. guys. To D.O.C. and Rush, Frank John H. You're dead in '96! Dole/Quayle Thanlcs Niki T. 45, so, 73; The bath was lovely. Captains right! 'Nuff said. DearGeraldo Rivera. . Softly,F.A.B.C. Jags 30 Loolcs like cheap triclcs and diny tactics do really work. Steve; JenC., Thanlcs for the advice. Come back. We are in the dark with Thanks for spending counlless hours Your friend, out you. 'just sitting and staring at me, longing for Rush Limbaugh Love, The FlSh of Southgate me and everything in me. P.S. You're right. The public will actu 'fl.le Art Museum . . ~ ... . aUy accept a person with no talent or ·' Master Ahn, intelligence. ! I am sorry to disrespect you. Ebbie, . Sincerely, Say Hey! ToTMC, LOve. Your C Period CWs Blase and the Poison Clan ., : I'm waiting! Please come for mel Amy, ' Pat N., I want to be united with you! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Are you sure you can go out this Driver's License dog, too! weekend? Don't you haye to dust the bottle of clear Pepsi? · MarieI, . , . . Dear Tim,Jiin, arid Brian, Mom · You're my gal! .. . How dare you leave me? Me Ruth Getdiny! r-- Vafentiaes;.....;...;;..._ __ 17 • Erin. Pay homage and worship me. 'All SLUH men (gods), . My 212 Bowler, The Almighty Pete 0. Don'tever forget us. We'll nev.er forget You BOWL me down! you; we live for you. . You don't know how -Petty little mind. Jake, Jake, Micah, happy we would be if you took us to Prom, Y-ou guys opened the 4 hole all season. Sno-Ball, even the Fleshman Invitational. It Dear Chester, Thanks for making my job easy. . would fulfill our lives: · Honk your nose for me. Jags xoxo, Kathy Chim Chim and The Muffm ,)'f \J. . . B .U~. ~-.... 1 ~ ·.~: ; · ::__ My Lady, Despite the fact that I com~ to every one To all the CJ Wmter Dance Boys, Idon'tknow if there is any nicer way to a zoom of you;r ~g hockey games,.you never find All I wana do is zoom zoom and put it but, would you please stop looking at me it in 'your '1leart to attend an entire dance of a boom boom, just shake your rump! lest I "wuzzle" you silly. mine. I'm glad you were caught and no longer The Rumpshaker;s God Forbid, Me, Myself, and I canplayfortwentyteams. Maybe now, I'll see you off of the ice. DearGrek, Dear Julie, Love,M.C. Why won't you ask me out? Love You, P.S. Who spit on your window? CG Jewie
Mr.Becvar, . ., . Dear Ms. M.P., Dave(DN), . Sometimes you just. gotta say what the Nexi clmel'lllookinto the camera. Maybe Please don't go to ~vansville-it would (@#$"!%)! I can m:ake it up to you over an episode of ruin my college experience!! By the way Tom Cruise & Calculus BC BaywatclL happy birthday! P.S. My number is being Scope changed-JW GregC., , Bosnia-Herzegovina. Canary, Justus, Crutman You'll always have a special place 4t my FromSabresgametoApplebee's,toparks heart. The last3 months have been the best. atnight&x-mastrees(Laura's), From dances SLUH, Thanks! to phone marathons, I am the majority. Love, Smokie To your family & and all the sweet things Mike B. you'vedone! To my Drewbird, You're a great friend to us both. Venus, My heart belongs to you. I love you, AI- When you're gone we'll miss you the most!! Does he know what I know? ways.... Happy V -Day, Justbusterll (Hal) Eddie Vetter Your Little Lady Mia and Laura
TracyP., To Joey Mack, Robyn, . I.:ook! Look! I spelled ur name write! I'm tpeRealDeal. Quitrunnin' fromm~. Happy Anniversary Darlin •! Brian · · my brother: Any time. any place. You and me "Egoiste" : in John Madden Football. Joe G., · Peace! Phil the Thrill, Gee, Teddy, I wish you would come TMC Sabres Games/ Laura• s home. X-mru1 party/Where's Phil?/Red Lobster/' Gruffy Blowing yourspeakers/OK,PatJunior!/Beth' s Allan, 4th of July party/basketball/talkiJig to you is "Egoiste," I've been searching all my life, searching like talking to a wall/ college essaysf'End of Thepast3months withyouhavebeenun for one true friend, fpr someone to talk to, theRoad"/Valentine'sDay-Grease! believable. You are much more than just a someone to love, I've found it all in you. Here's to 'all our fun times and hopefully lots boyfriend to me, you're my best friend. I've Love; Rob;Yn · more! never had a relationship that meant so much to Love, Maria me as the one I have with you. The best tifues DaveK, in my life are the ones spent with you. Happy Happy Valentine's Day, my little dane- To my little Smokie, Valentine's Day and Anniversary! Iloveyou! ing partner! Even though you have a big . '. I have the ice cream, you bring the top- Always, mouth, I think your great. Sorry about Fresh- ping! · Lady in Red man year! · Love, Maria Canary DearYonny, How do you like my bear trap? Brian, Amy, Love, c·· · Hee-Hee! Pep up! We love you! CeeCee · Robyn -De Group 18 'llafentines 1.6. To the Crooked I Dawg LB., DannyP.C., lfi were you. I'd keep my big mouduhut Uluaa Beett! How's the Baptist Chick? and quit spreading Wttrue rumors. I have a Black V.F. very big boyfriend who won'thesitate to hun Stop looking for it, because this is iL Ya know, you! Dear Maureen, 3 years is a long time, but I can honestly say I I loved spending the night at your house. wouldn 'tchange a thing. Sometimes you make To my mature friend, 1had lots of fun with the fm:place shovel. me 10 angry I dig my nails into my palms, Do not abandon the truthJ Do not take up -Mr. sometimes you hun me 10 much, I rWt out of the lieJ Son 't become one of thcmJ Lest your Undershirt tears. But, that's only sometimes. Other times emotions they ery. P.S. I love what you keep wtder your bed. In pain, self-hypocracy through betrayal I you make me feel like the most important No trust or faith in younclfJ For their way is person in the world. You are the reasons for my smiles, my joy. In you my dear, I found a s. no way J To emotional health. I hate you! friend, a companion. a love. I have gladly Keep dignity and prideJ Keep emotion Stay out of my life. give~~ my heart to you. and I promise I will and virtuej Lest you throw up a wallJ So K others can't hun you. never take it away. But it's no way to winj It's them you DearS., can'tbeatJForiftheirwayyoutryJYouadmit Dear Property (M. T.). Roses are red/ Violets are Blur/ I love hockey self-defeat. I like the way you comb your hair. Uhh! tickets/ More than you When you become one of themJ You I like the stylish clothes you weu. Uhh! Dearest Ed give up your lifeJ You gain lies, pain, self It's the little things you do, Uhh! sinsj Gain emotional strife. That make me wanna get with you. Dear Damon-honey, You mu.st hold up your headJ You must Forev~ Yours, J.M.T. I misa you; please come back. Life's hold it uphlghJJust remember I cue/And it's horrible w/o you. O.K. to cry. Hey Marty, I love you, By, Just a Kid We all know that you're astudly baseball Malvita pitcher. We know that you can outpitch any Jaskiewicz- body. Just keep •em low so the outftelders can Dear Jon, I'm leaving my scholarship for you. play 'em off the wall Meet ya in the Hot Tub -J. Frost Sin<:uely, -Schaneyney The C-Bueball Te.m Robyn, DeaiMieah, What did you want? Dear Diana and Gia, You dented my van Allan This il a V &Ientine wish from Paul and MilteJ -M.K. We remember meeting you onc spring night./ Robyn, S/cin of Owr Teeth was alot of funJ Then a DearGohl, I've never had anyone undClStand me as greater pain hit when it was done./Every night The Cobra is black well as you. You've been with me every step since the playJ Things haven't been that gay J The fluid is gold of the way. I love you. ~appy thoughts have left our minds/ At times You'11 get bit by the snake Allan wehavebecnveryWtkind./Butyetalight/has If its wum or cold shown bright/ We will join againJ One more A.B. J. Grass- :}lring nighL Put on a helmet! Love and Happy V -Day, Mike Dear Ellen M., -Concerned 4-Wheeler (the poet) and Paul (the idea) Revenge is sweet! PBA Slick- I think you're neat. I think you're cool. Thanks for the two dozen roses, gold Sometimes I think about malt-o-meal. I hope OearToddH., bracelet, AT&T coupons, cards, candy, and that our love will rule out the possibility and Thanks for your support! attention. But, I want my hair back. may you. M.B. -crHoney Becks B.- Dear Julie, Jenn, Joan Dear Fern, You wucaly wabbit! An aching void bumJ in my soul every I don't love you anymore, but at least we E.F. second I am separated from you. all three of can be friends! you. My Wtending devotion to you (yes, all Pem Hey Henderson, three of you) will never cease, even when I I'll buy you a decent looking hat from the become a priest Eddie G., cop at the Galleria. My love, yes, even my very soul You draw me nice! Love, the man with snazzy to you, Andrew X. Love, Hammer wheels o/afentines 19 DearK's, SHAQ, S.,. Please disreg~d anything written here by I know I'm early, but I'm ready . . · I think you really need to talk to us. crazy ol' M. Man, is he scacy or what? · · Mike · A.A. J. Ken- DannyP.C., Dear "Small Man", You are the only one for us! How about driving to St ~,>eter' s? · We' love you! -Your loyal fans · V.F. · · _;1Jig 'and Tall Men" . ' . ' ' .., . Aaron, Poptart aka - BBCF Adam Conway- Yoa·M'arxist Stud · 1, Get back in that room! Are you wearing That beautiful hair, caring compassion You Make Me ·and my1gir1friends scream. that button? Take off that hat and turn on ate brown eyes. Eyes thatyoucouldgetlostin. The Way You Say No to the Status Quo Onion. I A fact: that could launch a thousand ships. So Please Topple My Regime I love you, striking and angelic, almost as ifstraight from Ad¥n.Conway- You Troubled Soul Martha Jane "King" heaven (andabodythatjustwori'tquit!) But I So LQve Your Poetry! you sure are lucky to have me. Thanks for a Though Line For Line it Doesn't Rhyme, JenD., great one and a half years. I Know You Wrote it Just for Me. I love you always and will neva be able Toad Admn Conway - Guitar Fiend to forget you. Everywhere I turn, I am alway~ Makin • i~ Squeal oil S~ge reminded ofyou. Love always and forever; To the girl dancers ofGrease: Bono & U2 Hold No Candle to You "Wild" Wild . Look, I'm, not like all the other Matt's A and that Goatee is all the rage you all have ~dges agamst. Really. Please Love, All Those Viz Chicks Anne, talk tome. · Dump Mark & Marry Mel Mand: Dear Laura and Dave, -MikeL. I'm writing you to wish the two of you a T., very Happy Valentine's Day. I'll be honest· KatieP., Willyougooutwithme? Icolleetspores, when I think about the two of you, I can't help I could have sworn tnat we used to be best molds and fungus. but to hurt inside. I don't think I'll ever meet friends. T.S. a girl like you again, Laura. You're going out Love, with quite a girl, Dave. I '11 admit that you two Kevin Adam C., are happy. Please forgive me if these feelings You're right. I guess I better do away offend. Happy Valentine's Day. Hammer, with the Bible now. Brain '93 I love you! PeteM. -Ed Joe: "Where 's father Damon?" MikeV., Aaron: "Idon'tknow." J.B. 59... 79 ... 99! That's all we gotta say. Joe: "cih, he's with Kevin Carter!" That which does not kill you ~iii· ocly. Pete and Greg Aaron: :That's right!" make you stronger! P.s:·M.D. all the way! -Not the Quoie of theWeek s. Jenny, I love you To the girl of my heart! Happy Valentine's Day! The past 13 ..K •: I ' • WOW! months have been the best of my entire life . Love,J H We have a very special relationship, some To: Allision, thing to which I cannot put words. There is Thanks for the memories. A.-from St Jo's, something between us,making ourgood times Love, Seth, Peter, Kevin, Dave, etc. Would you be ,my Valentine? together so wonderful and holding the two of YNot . us together through the not-so-great times. I To Joe Hodes- ei, think we both know what that something is, Julia Who? J-Mal, though we may be afraid at times to. admit it Your humble pawn, The celestial cud Pay your respects to the 4-4!!! and express chewe~· Jamal Johnson (thereal}#44 it! Anyways, this is a very special Valentine's Day wish that we may enjoy many more of DannyP.C., JoeM., those wonderful times together over the next How arc the Villa signs? Say What? months (and years?) of our relationship. V.F. .; All of us guys Love, Matt
.~ . . Chic, What kind of school is this when no theology Missy, . . Just writing you this. valentine - No I teacher knows hQw to spc:l:l a simple word like Vito paid his Si.I promisedhim that you don't think so. "Vertical?" knew how to cook. Pack your bags. John The "Vcrticle" Opposition -D. 2 'Valentines Mr.Z, Hillary, Mr.M., So now I can park on the lower lot if Well, now that we're here, what do Now that I'm not in your class and I'm I do or do not have a parking tag or if I am we do? sure I won't have you any more for a class: a junior or a sophomore, and on the street Bill Hidden Meaning cleaning days, but never on the upper lot Hidden Meaning . unless I'm aseniorand have a parking tag. Bill, lUDDEN MEANING But I can park on Oakland whether I have Don't worry, honey. Just smile big lUDDEN MEANING a tag or not. but never on the alley behind and keep playing the sax, and I'll do the Nyah Nyah Nyah school or I'll get a five doUar fme and a resL Nyah Nyah Nyah! jug. while the upper lot is still half-empty, Hillary (an implied HeHe goes here) so we just shouldn •t drive anyway, right? SCUD .. ~ Screech, ToJJ., You and Kelly can't elope. To*25outof241, we•re going for BLOOD! Mr. Belding You are not geuiog my spot. Wizard and ping From N24 out of 241 pong ball Dear God. You're in my seat! Quiet please! I Karista.· Ross Perot Ready. Take a deep breath. Hi. You're a young stock-broker and you're Love, Conway, waiting for the bus! Paul We-got-a-word-for-you-and-your Set! Scene! P.S. I'd write more, but I've already kind, SUBVERSIVE! You see the bus! Get up and get ready!! Obi turned this in. B. Wait! It is stopped at a light! Remember who you are and that you are waiting for the Mr. Kuensting, Mr. C., bus. There's nothing Mze. I'M SORRY! Love, Alex Wendel FORGIVE ME! Acting Improv. I'LL KILL MYSELF! ToJJ., M. Dear God. I'LL SAVE YOU! Watch out my fane Deity! I'm running paddle DearR.A., for your job in '96, and I've got quite a I want you to know that I neva-tried following. The universe will be mine! ToAnoeK., to hurt you; you were the best friend I Happy Valentine's Day! Roses are red ever had and will probably eva- have; Your humble servant, Violets are blue and I was only doing what I thought was Steve A• Happy Valentines Day best for you. I am sorry. ...-. • 1 How about some exercise? Jostrich, El Sno-Ball; it approacha. .. So you ' Love, Butch I love you very much despite the fact wanna grag a girla... Don't look any .··.· that you cowardly stick your head in the furthaa... Rosati-:s.ainal Rosati-Kaina! Eddie G., ground whenever trouble comes too near Opera (wo)Man Let your nose do the walking! to your massive body. Love, Afassa Lovey-Dovey, ToN23, Kim G. Congratulations on being drafted into Caroline, theNBA! Remembermewhenyoumake I love you. We have been through so To Dorthy Day- that 3-pointer alongside Jordan! But as much together and I'm glad we're happy. Roses are red, far as I'm concerned, you've already I think we're perfect for each other and Violets are blue earned weU over 3 points with ME! we'll be together for a long time. I love Sixth Period is made Happy Valentine's Day! yqu, Happy Valentine's Day. Snap, Crackle and Pop- Love, Dimple Evan , When it is spent discussing . ~terics with you! Jim w. . Dear My Love, WM You are a good guy. Thanks. It is you that I breathe, think, and know. You keep my life. You free my LoveCats,- mind. So let us be I'm gonna ride with you onaKa Toni, Let us be wasaki. Vroom, Vroom. Got any buddies? Let me be -BMW Matt Let you be Weare one To: People who begin Poems with Roses Toni, Let it be are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm 10 and you're 1. Without you, Love you, (If I may write that) Roses are red, I'm nothing. M. Anthony G. Violets are blue, Matt This poem is stupid. Roger, From: CAPWBP~VAB Roses are red, You're deaf, dumb, and blind, if you (The Committee Against People Violets are blue, think that Jan is wearing all those tight Who Begin Poems With Roses I'm glad my valentine, outfits for your benefit are Red, Violets are Blue. Good Is more creative than you. s. name, huh?) The Mad Poet o/afentines 21 To#34, J.M.J., Varsity Football#75, JOSEPH Dump her! Hey, Happy Valentine's Day and M : iappy Birthday you loaf. May "The A Dear Laurie, Chase" be with you! (That's a hint for R T You never call me. Why? your birthday present) Just some guy -Kim of the B.R.U.T. I squad (That w~ for Ed) MANNION :_ , DearCC, I want ed to Try to use call waiting on this! Mark A. The Boy Even though you always make fun of send you t his valent my answering machine, you know there's ine to express to you just h ow much I really do love you Dear Ruthie, nothing youcoolddo to make me hate you My feelings for you are unco Love the dress. ·I stilllustafteryourbodyl! I don't want nditional, uncontrolable an B.F. Jim! Happy Valentine's Day. R.K.Senior d undeniable. The wt fo Dear Brian, ur and a half months h · · ave truly been me I love your babyface. I wish you To my cute, oil-stained, brown eyed soc morable. We still would find time for me between hockey cer player, I'm going to miss you while games. I'm gone!! have 7 and 1/2 months left Kathy Justus, and year Riu: Don't ever say I don't say hi to you! s after t Thanks for making this basketball Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi - -This should last you b season interesting! We love you! a while. 0 JenG. e w chri~'o . : i h e A subliminal poem for you: Silky Smooth Small Man, a c It's sure been a treat You'll alw.ays be big to me! h 0 Legs! Legs! Love. StrelChy Bald Man t h Watching you beat r · Legs! Legs! Rick- e ·. Tllose other great teams each week Can I borrow your car? I'U get my Just look around.: Hscence in a couple of years. 0 v l'IJl sure to be foood -CI'Honey e Y Legs! Legs! ou. Is it Obvious?Melissa C~Oser than you would believe. Pumpkin, Marty, One of my greatest friends of whom You are so cool! So why do you hang Jazzy- I've known the shortest who means much with Mike? Need a ride? more to me than just about anyone. I'm Love, Amy H. ~Bi-State going to miss having you around all the time. Love you forever-Best of friends. Lou, .TQ Weinstroer (the elder): Snowball will be lots of fun . Happy Valentine's Day! You're a :.·.~ Were you jealous of our notes? Beth great danc~ ·partner and Christmas party Maybe you '11 get one sometime, too! date. And ofcourse getting arrested would · Your friends in the car Geoff, never have been the same without you! P.S.. Yeah, right! Oneofmybestguyfriendsever. You Just for the record, you're the real man!! have stuck with me through the worst and Love,Jen G. DaveK, the best. Thanx for all of your love and ~ I think that there's a party at Manch- concern! Even though I've never said it or B. S. ester and Lindbergh this weekend, wanna maybe showed it-Thanx with all my Maybe if you had tom yourself away go? love forever. Best friends forever! I'm from the S., I could have taken yoo for a Love, going to miss you next year. "65 Mustang. ride!! JenG. Beth J 22 Vito Favazza,: Andy Flick, Mr. Bob Overkamp ~rrp PaulGrannerillurnn,Jay MODERATOR: Mr. James Hunzeker., Ryan Pinkston, Ratennan Mike Schickler, Steve The Prep News is a ~Nrm.a Vierling student publicatio:n of St. EDITORS: Dave Cruse, . miSTS: Johil Barrett, Louis University High Dave Renard Matt Bartlett, Dan School, 4970 Oakland . CORE SIAFF:'AI Ehlrnan, Ray Griner, Jeff Avenue, St. Louis, MO Cacanindin, :Mark Merlo 63110. Copyright© 1992 Feldhaus, Luke Glass, VALENIINES~ Everyone St. Louis University High Matt Leuchtmann, ARTISTS: Ed Glanz, Brett School Prep News. No Aaron Morrow~ Matt Seher materials may be ··~ I' .. Perez, Matt Pfile COMPUTER SPECIALIST: reprinted without REPORTERS: Brian Chris Corich permission from the Bartlett, Ben Ev~rson, COMPUI'ERCONSULTANI:... moderator or editors. ~ ·· -o/af:etttines 3 ,----- "A ";om-an needs a man like a fish needs Dear Defenses, Gwen: a bicycle." Boom Boom Right Sis, Happy V. Day. Some things are -U2 1D better said than done. But then, where's the fun. ·. . Dear Sissy W., Mr.Murray, ··Willie It's about time you got rid of that Can't wait for the party at your house other guy. I'll ~~ver "corget ilia~ weekend. tonight! Dear l\.1r. Stull, He wasn't good enough for you and he Signed, the beloved state of · How's my hair? can't hold a candle to me. Maryland . Coach Gary Love, The second and only man P.S. We hope to b{eak your record of ·. 7000 people T.C. Dear Craig T. Hannick, I'm sorry, but please don't call me. What's this about "The Dead are in Truman, Happy Valentines Day! Idaho?" I'm gonna track you down and give Love,G.F. A faithful Craig , fan you what you deserve. J.B. Dear Jim, Donell Jones- "You are like ice cream; I like ice I won- you lost- have fun at Mizzou. Mr. Yuk: cream, just not all the time." AAAAAAAH You're my hero. K Dear DI-A Colleges, J.M.H. You hope you never have to play me. Dearest Jeremy, Love, S.C. Cha-ka! ·. SMSUBear Good times lead to sad hearts and · Love, a friend broken dreams. < Listen Babe: P.D. Kelly, I luv u so much and I just luv u so Whenever I needed someone, you incredibly much that I just can't live in Mentor, ·. were there for me. From the bottom of my this world until u luv me 2 baby I will luv Your wisdom excites me beyond heart, thanks for everything. · u until the stars fall from the sky o baby belief. Your mastery of the ways with Love,J luv me luv me do 0 BABY! women is a force to l>e awed. I watch and ·From: learn. (C'mon Cara1t) Dear L3dies, Your Secret Protege ' Heeeaaayy! Admirer · Gremaud Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Wile E. Dear Greg, Coyote/ Mr. LaBoube Please put me in a song. Grub "Suzy?" "Yes." "Suzy Creamcheese?" "Yes." "This is the voice of your con Dear Grub, science, baby, uh, I just want to check one O.K.: "Grubloose," or "Mrs. Grubin thing out with you, you don't mind, do son," or "Little Miss Can't-be-Grub," or · you?" "What?" "Suzy Creamcheese, "Pride~ (In the Name of Grub)" ... honey, what's got into you?" Greg Mr. Yellow, To: Mr. H.I. . Maybe sometime we could get to Hey Coaches, Heads I win/ Tails you lose/ and Big gether and make orange. Mark E. Pain/DoiThinkYou'reBeautiful?/'Yes, From Ms. Red Dear! Colepto Pastrami B.P. E. "Dog" S. P.D. I'm sorry my horse bit you. I hope the ..../"- Thanks for being such a great brother swelling goes down. 'Happy Valentines Dear Frank K., and best friend. Love ya lots. Happy Day! · What childhood trauma haS caused Valentines Day! Love, you to submit so many bizarre valentines? Love from youuister, G.F. E.B. and G.F. Concerned Students 4 rt!al:entines Hey Schmoogie-toots, Dear Gremaud, Grass, How about you, me, a bucket of ice, Happy Halloween You can take me m the hoop anytime. and a game of hoops. You know I'll win. Lucy J. Frost. I usually do. When will you tell me some of those secrets tucked inside your head? Dear Tommy 0, Hey, I'll teli yaniirie. God love ya;i'll even take Will you take me to one of your Isn't that JeffLeuchtefeld? you to a movie (isn't that a new idea!) if SLUH dances? The Mudchickens you tell me. Elizabeth Love ya morethan you know, Chris Corich, J.M. Dear Susan, From one conservative· to another. Wa8il'tme! Youmakemyheartflutter! Don'tchange To:AaronM. Jamie anything about yourself! We love you. Love, From: The Dragon People Dear Paul, An extremely far We love you! right admirer Dave, St. Joe Get it, Ries! '• B.O'M., The Basketball Team Hey, I love you so much, I can not even ,. Let's see some daylight over there! say. I think of you every day. The Dea Carissima, B. Patrol ' beautiful flip in your hair, and all of the Semper Aeneas tuus ego sum, quite turtle necks that you wear. You are bulg que Carthagonem destituam numquam. Dear John Park, ing at the seams with tremendous muscles, TD Thank you for your generous dona I love how everything about you bustles. tions to my campaign. Without your key You·are a god above all the rest, Brendan DearA.W. support, I fear to think of four more years you're the best Here's a scene/ you're in the back of Republican rule. Because of you, this I love you so, seat laying down/ the windows wrap disaster was avoideq. ' B.O'M. around you/ the sound of the travel and the Gratefully) engines./ All you hear is time stand still President Bill DearC., · and travel/ you feel such peace and abso Clinton My Valentine wish to you is this: I lute/ the stillness/ still it doesn't end but hope you receive not even one kiss. For slowly drifts/ into sleep the stars are the Hey!! you have been mean and quite cruel, and, greatest thing you've ever seen and they're Quit that! I say, it is no longer your turn to rule. In the there for you/ for you alone you are the B. Patrol past, your hormones have split friends, everything ... and now C., we say, this must end. Love, D.R. Doc Monahan, Again, we are united, and stand so Thanks for volenteering to be my tall. Please think of this next time you J.M. running mate in '96. force one of to fall. Thanks for the good times. I loved DanQuayl r ------~~~~~n~n~·~~-- 5 Hey Me, Ice Cube, Dear All&!@%$! "First-Letter" Poets, Is we going to sleep in the tent with You ain't nuthin but my dog! Wild Elephants Could Easily Notice you and me? BruthaM. Something Odd Regarding Every Ditty Just Wondering You Offered Us. You ·:; Blaise, PN . ,. Whassup!? Just anoth brother from D., the Louie, •cause I chill. Do you like that ~n. , Heel Heel Heel onegal? · I dare you to ask my sister to the Heel Heel Heel DeezN. dance. :· ': M. ., . P.S. What up, Transy? J.H. To 27 Overbrook, Dear Rie.s, : · MicheUe ~o. When are your parents leaving? · · Horses are so ~tiful. Aren't they? 11te song I was writing is left undone/ Love, I don'tknow why I spend my time/Writ The Ladue Police JoeJ., ing songs I can't believe/Words that tear Are your ears warm? How warm? and strain to rhyme./ So you see I have Michelle, ·. Dave " come to do~bt/ All that I once knew as . ·· · You have ... thetalenttomakemefeel true:/ I stand"alone, without beliefs/ The · like dirt, but somehow I love you any way. ToJ.S, only tl11th I kDow (knew) is·(was) you./1 I know someday you'll have a beautiful · Let me guess? Venus, right? know it's futile, and I don 'tknow why I'm life; I know you'll be a star in somebody .From somepneyou don't know saying this anyway; but come back ... else's sky. Why can't it be me? oleeeease? Chris To the Dead, Chris (as if) (Psychoromantic) Greatful Dead is by far the worst ·P.S. Happy birthday and have a nice trip. musical group in the entire world. T.M, Knock, knock, knock. To the Mur-Man B.K., J.S., J.M., D.R., get lives. They are Thanks for the facial. nothing special. TMC, Love, From Everyone who has to look I haven't eaten for a week. I've only Hi-D at those ugly.tie-dye sJtirts that · · · had 2 hours of sleep in the last" 3 days. I you wear e~ery day · miss you. Remember! Never dis your • Dear John Mac, Q(V) Q friends for a girl. I can't wait until New Years '94. B$ Q "9 tf_ Ps, •ov (V)Q P.S. Smoor says hi! Q ·: 0 (Y) Q: Katie D. Qy •Q ·:uvQ Felicia, To Paul R., Q Q ~ Q. •• Let me stand next to your flre in I hate being tickled. • . (V)" Mobile Alabama. From Amy "9V Jimi .Q . ~ Dear Harry, HeyS., This teabag's for you! Thanks for lettin' me spend the night TheM&Mboys on Saturday. J.M. Darren, How's that gum taste? To Paul, Who needs a bottom lip? Love, ~ Skoal gasil, I love Orangutan! c. 6 DearSTUCO, iOye Disco Dan! We admire the dedication and integ [,How you like us now? rity you have demonstrated this year. You Fajita Bros. are by far the greatest STUCO ever. Sincerely, STUCO Grass, Get off our jock! Chessbills, Uncle Tupelo P-K4, B-R6, N··KB3, P-Ql(K)!!! (Giggle, giggle) Rello Your hord~ of adoring groupies Happy New Years! 'Nuff said. Love, The 4 of us T.: You're not huge, you're not even To D. remotely big. , You are the sweetest! but why didn't Love, Your niirror you tell me!; I never knew 'til A.K. told Dear Prep News and Yearbook, me. I know I'm shy, but no longer! so our We are infinitly souperior to you. Chavez love will grow. Kase in point- we on lee anoy peopel once Did you fix your divots or was it a T.L. a semmester and we com out on time. hole in one? Sisifus Love, Florida Golf Course Dear Jocelyn, ·: Glober. Hey Molly Mike With many warm fuzzies, Is there a breeze in here? And get off Happy Valentines Day! I am really Brian that wheel. glad I met you. I hope we stay together for Johnny along, long time. Remember, I'm saving Wonder Melon, forever for you. I love you! You are the greatest band. You can PatN. Lori do no wrong in my eyes. I'm so happy that I'll always want you!!! you were formed. You are so original. Katie Goofy Thank you for the great performances. . I love you. Bpt you already knew Joe bear Angie B., that: Oh Angie d~ J I wish you were Psychoromantic B.J., near/Your hair · i~ - like ... kinda brownish Thanks for everything these past 9+ blonde/ Oh let's ·go swimming in your Ms. Raniere months. I know how hard things have fish pond./ I know sometimes you can be Martians are green/ Male chauvinist been these past few, but we know how to mean/ So can IJ But I always want you pigs will sweat/ I hope your new home/ get through it now. And ifanything really around/ I hope you don't wish I were Don't put ya' in debt gets to you .. when I'm gone, just find a dead/ You may not like the color red/ JohnL. good BJ.IiC~ to burn. I swear the time will , But I will always scratch your itch/ Oh pass quickly~ Don't let "The Rat" or his Pookey, Let's get hitch... ed/ You are Chelsea Clinton, evil wife make you mad, no matter how such a beautiful_girl..., I Probably the You can give 'ffie a call any time, bad they get Just make sure you buy lots sexiest person in the world./ I hope you cutie!! of "AA"'s. As long as you know who believe what I ·sayJ With you, I want to . P;H. your friends are, the decisions will be easy stay J Day after day J Night after night/ from now on. I hope you think I'm right. Hey Sorrentino Love, Pokey Love, PUTITBACK! Mark B. DearM. H., Varsity ~-B_all A year ago, nearly a dozen of us Toad, It was too easy! conspired to use this paper to destroy you. Thank you for the summer. I wish we Roder Never mind. ~ could do it again. If you ever change your -Nearly a dozen of us mind, call me. I miss you. A.H. Love, You are my hero! Who's that one guy.. .Jeff, something? -. J "Pook"L Mosh M.P. o/afen·tines 7 Chorus: Your wonders never cease, 0 Shu, My Dearest E. S., Fern, :your wonders never cease Face it. Your political ideas make no As I watched video tapes of this 1. Your muscles .are so big, your sense; they're insane. I think the world footballseasoniwassoproudofyou. The muscles are so big. would be betteroffifyou'd just drop your tackles, the interceptions and the touch 2. Your I.Q. is so high, your I.Q. is so radical thoughts and beCome a priest or down. Just watching you sent chills up high. something. · · · my spine. Your huge muscles flexing, 3. Your hair is so unreal, your hair is Amen. bulging, ripping out of your pads. Then so unreal. after the season I was ecstatic to see you 4. You .leave the ladies awestruck, Leinauer, mad€1 first-team MCC. Thanks for all you leave the ladies awestruck. We want io defect! the memories. 5. Why are you so blessed, why are TimandRoy Your greatests fan, you so blessed. Love always, 6. Your wardrobe is so chic, your E. S. wardrobe is so chic. Dear "Hoots, Goober, Pantser," P.S. Good luck in baseball. -composed, produced, and I'm laughing out loud right now for direCted by Coover, with help "no reason ... I don!t know." I'll always Mr.S., , . from Brian F. remember the fun :times we've had to~ I want you to know ~t I'm not gether. taldJlg your arson threats seriously, and God- Withlove1 nothing you say can change the fact that I Where are you when we need you? The Brat will one day control the entire world (even -Yotir loyal fans though I'll have no government). Your G. poisoning attempt was rather childish. Mr. Cummings, Your liberal, leftist, radical commu Did you think I'd trust my own mother to I am an impOrtant cog in the film! nist-like views on the government are a cook for me? Let's just call the score even -The boy with theRed Ball disgrace to the country. Get a clue and until the Day of Judgment, when I will stop buying running shorts. decide your fate. Greg, · RUSH : Love, Shu Strange! Mike Dear Jocelyn, Kareri, It's another Valentine's Day! That Your name spelled backwards is means it's been thirty-eight million, five NERAK. hundred and thirty four thousand, four Mike hundred seconds that you've been my Squbu-Eskimo-Butterfly-Silly-Goof A.- Globering Jocelyn. Woah! But like they Quit cailing ~y house. I'm sorry I say- kisses fly when you're having fun. gave you my number and misled you. My To Juan/Juanita, Just think- only another nine and one-half sister refuses to , ~ell you that I'm not home I'd like to know more about you. years! Plaza Motors here we come! It'll anymore. . Maybe we could get together sometime. be grand. Hey- it already is! Look out -Terese, (ferry) FromPau1/Paulina I'm just bursting with neutral feelings! Sno-B all is going to be great. Maybe! can Greg Mr. Sciuto, hi-jack the boatand we •ugo to California. YOU! Please stop the hate mail. That would be COOL! Oh well,justkeep Mike Young Republicans Club smiling at me, and I'll keep smiling at you and people will think we're strange, but Karen, Dear Kevin N ., who cares? Anyway, I hope we have an Beware the ides of March! Oh Kevin, how am I going to be able absurdly fun Valentine's Day, but I know The soothsayer to make it through the rest of the school we will anyway,just 'cos I love you. ,/"'"' year without you. Now that Isobel is out Never enough, Jim, of they way, I can finally express my true Brian I'd rather talk to Linda. She has nicer feelings. I can't wait until this summer hair. when I can see you. We miss the Morrow-hawk. Love 'enny VP Everyone ..~ .' 8 o/alentiites Roses are red Lil R., BrutbaM., roses are red He's blue Word Up! Yourthedopesthomeboy roses are red He's white we know. roses are red Babbar's all right H.R.207 except when' they are white roses. 1st Semester Oral fmk CommuniCations Deep thoughts: It takes a big man to cry, but it takes DearJ., DearK.F., a bigger man to laugh at that man. Even though I can 'tremember your lbopeyouhaveduttpos~lgaveyou Dedicated to Jim face, my friends will not me forget the hanging up somebwere so it reminds you cxperie~ . .. to follow my advice and stick to defensive Dearest You know who, Love, back. Remember that night, witb the full B.W. .· M.D. moon, when we walked in the woods by the highway and threw rocks at cars, then Valentine/Tarzan Vine/red red wine/big M.D., .. . went to my car and drank Tab Cleat, then SlOp sign/ I feel flnel salty brine/ cut in How about that ten dollars you owe went to your place, where we read Orwell line/let• s go dine/keq» on trine/ quit your me. and sipped water by the roaring fire that crine/ have some spine/ planes are fine/ M.D. your dad had made before he wenlto bed, hermatropine/ don't malign/ then got out your brother's crayons and please be mine Shannon & Kara, did all his Baunan coloring books, lhen . fmk I had a great time after the dance. We we tee-peed your old boyfriend's car and ~h ould tty it again sometime. put shaving cream all over it, then we toa.s .. Luvya, Pete went to my place and ate peaches that my . 1 could go on forever- Nah, it's ju.<>~ mom had bought and that were in the too easy. refrigerator next to the JeUo, and then we FromT. Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o walked in the empty streets and yelled out and on this farm he used Roundup herbi random quotes from Marley, until your Dear T. A., D., C., & F., cide to kill off cloverleaf so he could have neighbors ~ned so shoot at us, then Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ We · a com surplus, we went and tormented my next door don'tlike your extra large egos/ So just e-i-e-i-o neighbor's dog with a steak, tbeo did shut up. kmf cartwheels on my roof, then went over to Creatures of Earth · the quarry at WhiaecliffPark and jumped Matt G., from the top into the pond, where we To you; Iamyourmentor. Youshallbaveno · laughed and swam in the dark water, which We says bello and so do me. Us other gods ex.cept me. was speckled with moonlight like dia should go out sometime. You, me, and ' Pete monds, and we sang ballads to the moon, we (us) will set it up. and the hound dogs began to bay with us, Laler,ME Tom D., and it was like symbiosis or something I changed my mindaboutthoseShoul and then we fell asleep on the bank. HeyBuck · der pads. I want my money now. Doyooremembertbal? Wellne.ithetdol. Its no no cho cheese Pete . OhweU.ZZ. Bielke M. V., Hey Buck, Nananana Cough! Cough! nananana Your locker hey bey hey goodbye Hey Coop The mats Cough! Cough! P.S. You should have made it to state. Your locker .3chmidt, Hey Coop What's wrong with the way Idrive?t That's illegal isn't it? Pete Bielke i'.S. I do not look like an old lady! o/afentines 9 ·.· . ,, ... · Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Out to Get Each Other : . . : Heel Heel Heel Heel Steak and shake was an experience!! Maluita Shu, ,... .:;· So was IHOP and homecomipg!! Don't I never made=that bet with. you on make fun of me anymore about it, $10 Damon, . .. New Year's Eve, so get:offmy back! wasn't too much. You guys are great!! Wilty~u .~arty m~? .. Pete ·· Happy Valentines Day, : Mal.uita .~ . . Jessica Dear Prep News, Mr. Sciuto, l'moutofideas. No more Valentines Dear Brian L., Michael Milliken is our hero! from me. I hope life brings you more than poker Your class. FMK chips and N.p . girls. Good}uck in the future! Saul Saul, "Elizabeth" and F . .·.·. ·Why do you persecute me? • God ~ · · ToJ.W. ' ' You might as well enroll here. Joe Crooked I Dawg lb. Shut up · Kenny. To Ouo, Snow, or Ivory, DearBrother, . You're Nuts. Absolutely Nuts. You Aaron, Your "what-up's" give me chills. I just got to be an idiot! You're free at last! need you to do a drive-by my place. I'll be Crooked I Dawg lb. You're free at last! waiting with my 'sa\yed shotgun loaded. .· -,. Martha-Jane . Kat To Dog, Come Back! Dqn't leav~ me! I'm A., · ~stAdaiil! BiianC~ andUncleGuido, reallly not that funny. . · . , . Are you still wearing your pin? We're sitting here in a confessional . : Love, Stranded MDC M.J. withpensonourheadsdreamingofYOU! Oh, how we long for your politically ToGrek, Hey Fanetti, correct personhood! And eagerly await Brush teeth in Police AcacJ.emy. · · '•·,Nice pooper. . . the moment ~hen ow· family can 'Unite Officer Boston ('~·· · · ·, · Your personal Admirer from together and col1fess our secrets on' Jenny Mississippi Nights . . . . . Jones. BrianL., Ldv~; Muffm (KD got back), Thanks fo~ telling! Generic Valentine: Chim Chim (the black sheep), Dave · Dear [insert name], and Mom (the donna) B:T. and I [love, hate, miss, feel neutral to- P.O.