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University of Michigan Law School University of Michigan Law School Scholarship Repository Res Gestae Law School History and Publications 1974 The Best of Res Gestae 1971-1974 University of Michigan Law School Follow this and additional works at: http://repository.law.umich.edu/res_gestae Part of the Legal Education Commons Recommended Citation University of Michigan Law School, "The Best of Res Gestae 1971-1974" (1974). Res Gestae. Paper 601. http://repository.law.umich.edu/res_gestae/601 This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Law School History and Publications at University of Michigan Law School Scholarship Repository. It has been accepted for inclusion in Res Gestae by an authorized administrator of University of Michigan Law School Scholarship Repository. For more information, please contact [email protected]. The Best 01 . ·-· . - RE'·---- S. GESTAE . X97X · X974 CONTENTS .......•.•..••. 22, 1971) .•..•.•.••••.......1 .•..••......••..••...•.. 29, 1971) 1 Ch i ld�en 's Hour (October 28, 1972) ...•.••..•.•••..••.••..••.••.2 Through The Stained Glass (October •.•••••••..•• •••. 24 , 1971) • 3 Grad2640 ing Code Cracked4, (January 1972) ..••••....•.••••.•..•.•••• •..••.••......3 The Langdell Method - Cartoon (Septemb er •.•• (Octobe� 8, 1971) 4 A.D. (February .•. & & & & & 11, 1972) 4 Help Wanted : Strict Cons25,tinc tio1972nist) ....•....- Cartoon•..•..• •••••. •••••••....•6 Dick Shirley Ted John Gene 25,Geo 1972rge) •.••••... (February•...•• •. .••..•.•••.7 New Bar Review (February 10, 1972) ..•.••.•...••••••.•....••••• ..8 Legal Re form Department (February .•.••••.•.••••••••••. 24 , 1972) 8 Bacchus Bar Review II (March 10, 1972) ·····························9 Reflections Of A 7,Jaund 1972iced) •..•... Eye ••••••(Ma rch •.•••••••••••. .••••••••••• ••..10 Interviewing - Cartoon (Ma rch .•••• 15, 1972) 11 NIT News (A pr il 29, 1972) ••••••••••••••••.•12 The One Tha t Got Away20, 1972or )············First Year Blues·······� (Septe�er·········· ···········13 Bacchus Bar Review Re fresher (Septemb er 16 , 1973) ..•••••••••••••••• 15 Quizzer (October 15, 1972) .••••••.••.•••••••••• 16 A Jury of His Peers - Cartoon3, (Fe1972bruar) ••••y ••• •••••••••.••••••••••••••17 Seisin Street : Contracts8, 197(Se 2)pt .••.emb er..•. .•.••••.••..••••••••••.•.•••.18 Investor 's Corner (November 12, 1973) •.••••.••••.•.•..••••18 In Terrorem (D ecember 3, 1971) •.••••••••••.•.•••.•••.•.•.••..•20 Travels With Reasonab le Man5, (Janua1974) ry.••....•••.•••••.•• ••••••••••••••20 Themis - Drawing (D ecemb er 23 , 1973) ...........................21 Advocate - Drawing (A pril 2, 1973) ••.•...•••••••••••••••.••••••• 2 2 Seisin Street : Torts (February9, 1973) ································23 Restate ment of Exodus (March 23 , 1973) ••••••••.•••.•.24 Fly By Night Travel (Ma rch 20, 1973) •.•.••••••••••..••.•.•••••••25 My Name Is Bernie - I'm An Att27orney, 1973 )(Ma .•.••••••.•••••rch .••••••••••••••26 Law School Course Mart (April 21, 1973) •....•..•• •••••••••••••••.27 Summer Opportunities 14(A pr, il1973) •.••.••.••••.•.•.••. ..•.••..•••.•••••27 Chile Coup - Cartoon (Septemb er21, 1973) .............................29 Mythology (Septemb er 12, 1973) ...•..•...••...••.••..•••..... Creme 30 de la Creme (Septemb er 1, 1971) •..••.•..•••••.••••.•• 31 Legisla tive Report (October 5, 1973) ...••.•••••32 September Peacock - Cartoon (October 28, 1973) ..••.33 Law Library Going Out of Business Sale (Octo.•ber.•••••. •..••••••••••••. 19, 1973) 33 Billy Jean King v. Bobbie Riggs - Cart28,oon 19(Se73)pte ..mb••.er.•.•• •••••••••..33 Agnew Deposed - Cartoon (Octo.•.ber•.•• •.••••.••••••.•••••.••••.•.••.•. 2, 1973) 34 Ethics : T�e Michigan Way (September 5, 1971) ..• •••.••••••••....••..3 6 Ex Libris (November 30, 1973) •.•..•.•••.3 6 Gridd ie Goodies - Cartoon (November 18, 1974) ••••••••••••••••.••.••37 ' RG Presents Wednesday Night.. Footba. ll ..(N • ovembe• .......r ..•.........•....... 1, 1974) . ...... 38 Jonathan Living ston Squash 8,(Janua 1974ry) .••••••••.••••••••••••••••••••••40 A Story (February .•.•••.•••.••••. •••••••••••••••••••••• •••. TV 22, 1974) 40 Late News Briefs (Febru19,ary 19 74) •..•••••••••••••••• ••••••••••••••••••41 On (February The Hierarchy (A pr il 1 HOUR CHILDREN S The taut drama un folds each evening . At about seven the trickle of und er graduate fema les turns into a stream and soon virtua lly every place in the Law Library is fi l led . Let the games commence . If you look up often from your casebooks these fa ll nights , you may see many unfami liar fa ces in the ma in reading room . They are usua lly pert, attractive , me ticulously made-up faces and ever so young . It 's a select spillover from the UGLI , come to wash the arid quarters of the law . The preliminaries follow a set ritua l as old as Cook Quadrangle . First she perches at the head of the Library 's inside steps , eyeing the empty cha irs for one wh ich offers an unobstructed view . Usua lly, this means on an aisle , not too deep in , and facing the center . Even an unobtrusive saunter to the chosen spot puts the less conscientious law students on notice that they wi ll not spend the evening unperturbed . Standing now at her chair , surveying id ly the shelves , she allows more studied inspection . Fina lly seated , she wa its, pretending to read . For an interested law student , the etiquette of first meetings offer s numerous MR alternatives . Like one : suppose she is seated by the SW2d reporters. You hustle over to those shelves, Cour t Room Pad in hand , and pu ll down a volume . Poring over an Oklahoma acquiesced-in line fence dispute may not sound intriguing , but it 's important to seem intent . Some page riffling , then concerted reading (possibly with head in hand ) adds to the effect . Finally , you look up , lost in thought , and wh at should rivet your attention but th is nubile jewel. Striking up a conversation is no prob lem . Say she 's reading an economics textbook . The barest pretext will suffice. "Excuse me , but are you reading Samue lson there?" "Yeah , it 's probab ly better than Lipsey and Steiner ." "Say, Steiner 's on the law faculty here. I had him for a seminar last term." "Oh really. What 's he like? I want to take his graduate macro-economics Uh, course next sem1 ester." "Well, he s a very comp lex guy . got a minute? Maybe I could tell you over a cup of coffee at Dominick 's. Euphemistically enough , this is known as a "study break." Actually undergraduates have good cause to come over to the Library . The UGLI probably is ov er-crowded and especia lly turbulent at peak hours . The Law Library, on t�e other hand , wa s perhaps best described in the words of Jennifer Gingersnap, a sophomore Polyphony ma jor from Birmingham , "The place is like a cathedra l with these high ceilings ; it ma kes me feel kinda religious to sit in there ." The inva sion is appreciated by ma ny law students as well . Art Lesc lowan, a third-year man, headed for a clerkship under Judge Carsworth , J.P . in Macon County , Georgia (rumored to be under consideration by President Nixon for the High Bench) gave this ob servation : "These girls are already subjected to a process of natural selection . They won't bother to trek over here un less they mean business. It beats computer dating by a long shot ." All in all it appears to be an excellent way to get acqua inted . Has anyone found a place to study? - Joe Serritella I THROUGH THE STA INED GLASS Alice and never have been much for hornb ooks or canned briefs , but we cou ldn 't help taking a short course in the law wh ile strolling pa st the windows on the first floor of Hutchins Hall. Wh omever old Cook commissioned to do the center panel drawings depicting various aspects 1of legal life must have been a celibate fundamentalist Baptist preacher on the side . "Geez , this guy wa s d eath on we lfare recipient..s, " · said.. a A.ltLe:e: pointing to:: showing a squatting beggar with his folded leg hid,ten panel � � ha:Q: O'Yel':-11t' hi.Jtc b:en� knee , and ca ptioned "fraud." Then there wa s another- vignette:· Em:tti:L�led.J �J"y" in which a ragged boy wa s extend ing his cup toward a syrnpathe� lady . "He comes down a little hard on free speech , too ," I reasoned from a pane l ca lled "anarchy" illustrating a soap box speaker before a crowd wi th the U.S . Capitol in the background . "Do you think the local constabu lary fai led to make our preacher-painter 's Mora lity League meetings every week?" questioned Alice in front. of a series of' police-oriented scenes . Over the words "bribery" a cop confronted a shocked family group inside a car , and in another pane l a smirking officer of the law was grabbing a paper from a for lorn newsboy with the line "extortion" written below . Elsewh ere , in a vignette headed "coercion" a righteous looking businessman wa s accepting a ticket reading "police benefit" from yet another cop . Moving on , we couldn 't help noticing the creeping show of misanthropy . "This guy must have had 40 French ma ids troop through his boyhood ,11 I gasped , noting each of the rare windows that depicted women , all acidly. dr.awn . ''Ma le chauvinist pig !" hissed Alice . Not knowing if. that wa s meant for me , . the illustrator , or both , I examined with her anyway the panels marked "disguised , 11' showing women being made-up in a beauty parlor , and me captioned "inheritance" with two haughty-faced veiled women wa iting in a somb er room. Not far away, a mother and daughter were scolding a very sheepish looking man over the title "divorce