Starving Polar Bears? Oh, Well
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FREE icepeople The world's northernmost alternative newspaper Vol. 4, Issue 23 June 12, 2012 www.icepeople.net AT THE FRONT AND REAR OF THE COMMUNICATIONS CUTTING EDGE Still POOL / REUTERS U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Norwegian Minister of Foreign Affairs Jonas Gahr going Støre talk Saturday aboard the Arctic research vessel Helmer Hanssen near Tromsø. postal… “ Hunger gets them to take Longyearbyen to keep one of greater risks Norway's few remaining post More government dirt: Governor than they OKs changes at Lunckefjell as Store offices due to unique functions Norske starts work at site. normally By MARK SABBATINI Page 3 would. this Editor MARK SABBATINI / ICEPEOPLE Call it the hopelessly old-fashioned way of Helge Ask, right, helps a customer at the Longyearbyen post office, where renovations to the always pushing the envelope. counter space and other areas designed to improve efficiency were completed last week. Longyearbyen's post office is slated to be one of only 30 remaining in Norway by 2014 as the country continues the near elimination …but don't call us wired of the 2,400 facilities it had 17 years ago. Nor- Telenor pulls the plug on entire copper wire network, to be replaced fully with wegian residents are increasingly using postal broadband and mobile service, is part of the counters in retail establishments like supermar- traditional phone network, telecommunication company's plan to phase kets if they send traditional mail at all, but offi- starting with Svalbard in 2013 out all traditional lines by 2017. cials say unique aspects Svalbard mean a dedi- "Svalbard is a technological showcase, cated post office is a necessity. By MARK SABBATINI said Frode Støldal, Telenor's technology direc- "This is not only a post office as on the Editor tor, in an interview published today by Da- By MARK SABBATINI mainland," said Oddny Slatlem, supervisor of Talk about being on the cutting edge, gens IT. Editor You'll have to wait an extra hour until noon the Longyearbyen post office. "We also have to quite literally. The archipelago was also the launch point JOHANNES BUØ bring mail to homes, and transport mail to and Svalbard will be Norway's first location for the company's 4G network in May of to start boozing, but can go on a bender until 2 from the plane." where all traditional phone service is snipped, 2011, but only at a few limited test locations. a.m. instead of a midnight cutoff rejected today Slatlem said there was no indication the with the last wires cut by the end of next year, Customer access is expected later this year. by Longyearbyen's municipal council. See MAIL, page 4 according to Telenor. The elimination of the See LANDLINE, page 4 Cruise tourists sprout like weeds Inside Thousands arrive to sow their economic seeds, hopefully not Starving polar bears, but nice photo on a crusade to plant real ones Page 2 Headlines from Svalbardposten By MARK SABBATINI - Longyearbyen's city manager likely departing Editor - Store Norske delays new coal pier indefinitely Among the ten commandments for Sval- - Cell phone ban sought for council meetings bard worshippers arriving this week on the first large cruise ships of the season is "thou shall Page 3 not pick plants." There's nothing about sowing Town turns to trash this weekend them, although it may need inscription to weed Page 3 out misguided efforts to save the planet. Weather forecast A second group of polar cruise ship tourists MARK SABBATINI / ICEPEOPLE Page 3 Tourists from one of the first large cruise ships – at the other end of the globe – has been stopping in Longyearbyen this year explore the caught planting seeds as part of what they call a Events calendar center of town today. See GERMINATE, page 3 Page 4 Page 2 June 12, 2012 Who's to blame and how to express your wrath Editor Mark Sabbatini Staff writer/photographer Karla Paz Copy editor Kristan Hutchison Psychiatrist DISPUTE, from page 1 Irene Gallion Mailing address Icepeople Vei 210 -2- 13 Longyearbyen, Svalbard DENNIS BROMAGE 9170 A polar bear and her two cubs drift on an ice floe far from land in Svalbard. Observers described the Norway bears as looking lost, with the mother uncertain if her cubs could swim far enough to more stable ice. Briefly Telephone Norway: +47 41 51 46 38 Cruising: Getting out of Starving polar bears? Oh, well... assessed, but a more ominous warning of U.S. +1 (970) 673-4472 danger, but into 'death?' "death" is coming from industry officials about Mother and cubs stranded on by Dennis Bromage, who told the Daily Mail E-mail Another cruise season is about to embark a new law requiring government-approved "pi- Svalbard ice floe lack sympathy of London the "baffled bears just stared into lots" on board scheduled to take effect in 2014. [email protected] the water as if to say, 'where did all the ice full speed ahead in Svalbard, but the smiles of from climate change skeptics those greeting passengers aren't being shared Britain's warning primarily focused on Web site go?'" what it called inadequate search and rescue ca- By MARK SABBATINI "If forced ashore, they will starve for the by a lot of industry executives these days. www.icepeople.net They took a blow last month when Britain pabilities in the remote and extreme Editor summer because there is just nothing for them conditions. That prompted a flurry of respons- Maybe it'd more effective showing them to eat," he said in an article published today. issued a warning telling travelers cruising here Icepeople is published weekly (or thereabouts) is too dangerous. That warning may be re- es from Norwegian government and cruise of- on Tuesdays (or thereabouts), with printed alongside the infamous recent photo of a "The ice is breaking up earlier and earlier copies available free on a limited basis in mother cannibalizing her cub on the ice. every year. But the bears will cling on to the Longyearbyen. Additional printed copies are A collection of photos showing a polar ice for as long as they can." availably locally and by mail upon request. bear and her two cubs stranded on an ice floe The story has a happy ending for the bears Charges are on an "at cost" basis. in Svalbard is getting lots of news and blog as they were finally able to swim to more coverage, but a largely chilly reaction at the stable ice. But not everybody was cheering. suggestion their plight is due to climate "Why the drama attached to what is an Copyright stuff change. Granted, bloggers and reader every year situation for polar bears?" wrote comments aren't always indicative of "Ian" of North Lanarkshire in the comments Original contents of this publication can be mainstream thinking, but they frequently horde section. Another "most-recommended post" reproduced for non-commercial purposes free such conversations. declared "the warmers are restless." of charge if Icepeople is credited as the The animals were captured on film about There's more! Visit www.icepeople.net source. The original writers, photographers 100 kilometers from the coast of Spitsbergen for the complete story. and other contributors retain their rights to all published works. Corrections policy Icesheet When we screw up you'll know about it – on Random bits of the week's weirdness: ties strewn about Longyearbyen." Among the the front page. One of the big complaints With the summer tourism season in full other suggestions getting our approval are stay- about newspapers is they tend to bury swing we were thinking of offering a few tips ing at Gjestehuset 102 or Mary Ann's Polarrigg corrections and clarifications deep inside for the thrifty, especially since a New York if you want a roof, the campground if you're where few people who read the original article Times travel writer is basically crowdsourcing cool with tents, and getting most of your food see them. If we need to fix something, an alert a Scandinavian vacation based on frugality ad- at Svalbardbutikken. We balk a bit at the box on the front page will state what story is in vice he gets. Never mind the whole thing may never-ending claim that Huset is the town's error and where the full correction is printed. be a tough sell to his readers since, as one best restaurant, especially if you're going for Norseman put it, "many people in the U.S. the early evening buffet Textor recommends. conclude that Norway is some sort of Nordic We're also iffy on the taxi tours and would feel Submitting material socialist North Korean gulag where people better about his ice cave recommendation if huddle together starving in miserable hovels." they weren't offered "before winter and well Letters, columns, photos and other material But it turns out somebody beat us on the cheap into the spring," making it rather moot for the are welcome, but we can't offer pay for beat, with Alex Robertson Textor of Gadling (a summer crowd. But he gets the gold star of ap- published items since nobody here is getting site sponsored by AOL, which incomprehensi- proval for his final item: "Drink beer. This paid at the moment. Submissions in electronic bly is still around) publishing his tips for Sval- won't actually save you money, but it's surpris- form (text, Word documents, JPEGs, etc.) are bard this week. We can't quibble with much of ing and noteworthy how cheap alcoholic drinks highly preferred, although typing and/or his advice, starting with "first of all, don't dis- are on Svalbard." He did miss some of our real scanning of items will be considered on a per- count the truly exotic, exciting things that are insider advice (some of which is kinda shady) case basis.