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FREE FRIDAY Athletic official 'African-American' favored • African-American. Andrea Woodard (AG SO) When asked who the most Edward Lofland (AS FR) does not care how people influential African Issues memo on Fifty-three said African-American is refer to her, "as long as American today was, Jesse the proper way to refer to they aren' t derogatory ." Jackson received 34 percent percent of Americans of African Vernese Edgh.ill, director of the vote. descent , for the Center for Black Dr. Martin Luther King apathy to staff blacks prefer but he said Culture, said s he has no Jr . and Loui s Farrakhan h e personal preference each received 9 percent of Athletic Direc tor M a ry Ann considers While only a slight the responses. A confidential Hitchens i s sued a the term. himself a majority of the total Aisha Clarke (AS SR) memorandufll to all salaried black man. population prefer African said she thinks the most memorandum athletics staff members BY PETER R HALL stressing " respons ib i li ty , Sralf Reporrer Veronica American, 67 percent of influential black leader in Rockett those between the ages of America wa s King because assails department. reliability and a ccountabili ty . The results from a (AS SO) 18 - 29 prefer African he was able to advance the "We can also move beyond a CNN/Time mag.azine poll BY !EFF PEARLMAN said she American. rights of minorities so far. 'not my job ' attitude," s he about how African Ediror in ch ief Edghill said the younger Louis Farrakhan is the wrote, " and begin to feels being · There's a list on page four Americans feel about c a I I e d generation prefers African leader of the Nation of cheerfully assist each o ther themselves, their race and of the university's student black is American because they feel Islam . One- third of those when co- workers are absen t athlete information guide that the strength of their m o r e a stronger need to identify surveyed felt Farrakhan is a due to vacation or illness." community in America, stresses sportsmanship, fair appropriate with, " a culture and a positive influence in the W h i I e were announced Monday. play and - perhaps most because heritage." community , while 45 Hitchens said According to the poll, a importantly - hard work. she calls Another aspect of the poll percent of those surveyed the slight majority, 53 percent, It is a list, however, that was concerned with the think Farrak:han believes memorandum feel that the proper way to quite possibly should be Caucasians, "white, not leadership of the African was supposed refer to their race is moved from the student guide European-Americans." American community. see CNN page A4 to be to one for employees. confidential, Last Friday Associate The Review was sent a copy , along with a not-so enthused Hazing incident condemned by fraternity 0 HITCHENS :~~~.n y mus incident is insane for Davis ' family and reporters and students at the paper." · "Please The death of a pledge at SMSU leads the fraternity." Davis, a junior, was a staff writer for accept my challenge to do "In no way, shape or form do we The Capaha Arrow, SMSU's student something with these to a local chapter's anger, remorse. condone hazing of any kind, it ' s a newspaper. memo's . " the note read . "I stereotype we don't deserve" McSeed said. "Hazing is not only banned by SMSU think it i s unusual that the BY IAN NELSON blunt trauma to the head from being "It's a shame that the fraternity name had policies, but by national organizations Athletics 'Program' gets these Sralf Reporrer physically beaten, said Sgt. Carl Kennison to be brought out in this way ." such as the National PanHellenic Council and not the whole college of The 14th arrest was made Tuesday in of the Cape Girardeau police department. Ann Hayes, news bureau director for and the national charter of Kappa Alpha 'PEAR . ' Could there be two connection with a hazing incident that left Fourteen members of the Kappa Alpha SMSU, said the fraternity was dismissed Psi," said Art Wallhausen, assistant to the sets of values? I must remain a 25-year-old Southeast Missouri State Psi fraternity chapter at SMSU have been "immediately and permanently" from president of SMSU, in a press release. anonymous . You can see why." University (SMSU) journalism student charged with hazing and seven of them campus last Friday "Michael was a talented writer with a Hitchens responded to the beaten to death, Cape Girardeau, Mo. with involuntary manslaughter following Since the incident, a task force has been promising future," Wallhausen said, "and note by saying she is not in Police said. the death of Davis Feb. 8, Kennison said. formed to abolish hazing, Hayes said. we are outraged at the possibility that his charge of the entire College of An autopsy report listed the cause of Delaware Kappa Alpha Psi brother "There' s a certain sadness and gloom on death may have resulted from hazing Physical Education, Athletics Larry McSeed (AS JR) said, "The [SMSU] SMSU student Michael Davis' death as campus," she said, "Especially with see FRATERNITY page A3 see HITCHENS page A6 UD's million Interview with a drug dealer out to make a ltttle extra cash 'The less and have enough to smoke. "Once you start moving suspzczous you more than a quarter pound dollar you're pretty much doing it for look, the less the money." Abraham saved up enough anybody's going profits to start buying pounds, secret which cost him anywhere from to be suspicious.' $1,400 to $1 ,900. The university BY IIMMY P. MILLER Now, with eight regular Ciry New< Ediror customers, he brings in $300 to thrives off "I basically started dealing $600 a week in profit - or weed because I needed money about $18,000 to $25,000 a parking fees. to pay for school." year. About two years ago BY WILLIAM V IAEGER Abraham decided he wanted a THE DEALER'S LIFESTYLE Sraff Reporter college education, but his Abraham smirks when asked Thou shalt not kill; thou shalt parents were not financially about the fear of being caught. not steal; thou shalt not park in the able to help with the cost. "I'm aware of the fact that it student center parking lot without a "I didn't want to take out is illegal and that I have to be gold sticker; and thou shalt never, $10,000 a year in loans and not very careful, but I try to think ever park in a fire lane. have a job to pay for them The first two commandments when I get out," he says. come from the god of Abraham, the Abraham, not his real name, THE latter two come from the slightly is a jeans and white T-shirt FORBIDDEN less divine, but s~ill powerful wearing college student who Traffic Division of Public Safety. chose an unconventional way FRUIT The university issued more than to pay for school. The First in a 42,000 parking citations for the He got into the "business" fiscal year beginning July 1, 1992. from constantly being around clean and try not to get overly These tickets generated a friends who smoke marijuana. paranoid." revenue of more than $488,000 for "It was just always around If caught, Abraham could the university, according to me. I had access to it. face up to $10,000 in fines and University Police reports. "I started selling quarter imprisonment of 10 years for The most common parking ounces and stuff and slowly possession of marijuana with offense was lacking a valid permit. worked my way up." intent to deliver. The penalties University Police issued more Abraham started selling could be even stricter if he than 16,000 tickets for quarter ounces for about $50. were caught selling in a drug unauthorized parking alone, Since then he has come a long free school zone or selling to a accounting for more than 38 way, working up to $200 minor. percent of the tickets written. ounces and eventually $500 "If you try not to think like a The next most common offense quarter-pounds of marijuana. drug dealer, you won't be one." was for meter violations, which "A quarter pound separates a THE REVlEW /Walter M. Eberz Instead Abraham says he accounted for 30 percent of the dealer from a dealer," he says. Abraham started selling quarter ounces for about $50. Today he makes around $20,000 a year. "It tickets issued. "The quarter pound guy is just see INTERVIEW page A4 was just always around me," he said. "I had access to it." see PARKING page A6
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I A2. THE RMEW. February 25, 1994 Letter from the editor A look at UD The invaluable touch CAMPUS FLASH happenings _ of The Review Mom job responsibilities are passed UD WOMEN'S FILM of the Perkins Student over to the woman who knows it Center. Refreshments will be By all. SERIES served at 11 :30 a.m., and the REMEMBER WHEN ... Need a new computer system? The university ' s eighth colloquium will begin at annual "Women's Jeff Talk to Sandy. noon with a discuss i on to Want advice on a column? History/Women's L ives " Pearlman Family trouble? Need a loan? Job film series which celebrates follow. Tobias will then speak Women' s History Month will hunt? about "Gender and Science: For no less than 48 months, run Thursdays from Feb. 22 The 'Problem' of Women in Sethjohn Adams is a I 0-year Sandy Iverson has displaced to March 22 at 7 p.m. Science and Why It's So old kid from Nebraska who wrote The films, free and open Mom and Dad and the person I Hard to Convince People The Review a few months back to the public, will be held in tum to. There Is One" in 120 for a school project. 100 Kirkbride Hall. Special When last month I had to go Clayton Hall at 5:30 p .m . A Adams has one of those speakers will follow each for my first job interview, there reception will follow at 6:30 assignments that, as I recall, were 30 or 40 worries scrambling film, seemed really fun to do in sixth The first of the series, All p.m. like rodents through my head. The talks are sponsored by grade. He had to pick a state, get My Babies, is a training What to wear? How much the chemistry and as much info as possible and film for African- American money to bring? Where to stay? biochemistry departments, write a paper about it. midwives . The film was It' s not that I'm incompetent. the Center for Teaching Simple. produced i n 1951 by the It's just that when you have a Effecti veness · and the Easy. Georgia Dep .. of Health. flawless human encyclopedia, it's Women ' s Studies Fun. Filmmaker George Stoney stupid not to use}t. Interdisciplinary Program. Now if only someone up here and Kate Conway - Turner, Tobias, an author of cared enough to help the lad. associate professor for Needless to say, no member of several books and a As it stands, we Reviewites are indiv idual and family The Review staff sent Sethjohn nationwide speaker, holds so stressed for a free moment that studies, will speak follow ing Adams a letter. degrees from both it's become habit to crap and the screening. No member, except Sandy Harvard/Radcliffe and brush at the same time. It's not The film series is that we like it that way - Iverson. Columbia Universities. The Mother of The Review sponsored by the sometimes the routine gets really Registration for either of just couldn't help it. It was her departments of the talks can be made by confusing- it just happens. anthropology, history and intrinsic duty . Sandy shipped off calling the Center for Which makes The Review sociology; Black American a T-shirt, some cookie cutters, Teaching Effectiveness at Mother all the more important. Studies, Eas t As ian Studies newspapers, information - you 831-2027. . and Women ' s. Studies While Sandy Iverson first name it, she sent it. Good people do good things. Programs, the Faculty Senate PEACE CORPS VISITS came up to The Review four years Commi ttee on Cultural ago, she was hardly greeted with Sandy Iverson is a good Recruiters from the Peace person. Activities and Public Events Corps will come to campus the hugs and kisses of a family and the Office of Women's finally finding its mother. March 7. Information tables jeff Pearlman is the editor in Affairs. will be set up from 10 a.m. As a university-assigned For more information call chief of The Review. Letter to 3 p .m. in the Student accountant, Sandy was probably IDl-!1474 or !131-!1063 . the last thing anyone wanted to from the editor appears every Center Concourse and from other Friday. 10 a.m . to 5 p . m. in the REVIEW /file Photo see. She represented bureaucratic SPEAKER TO ADDRESS Townsend Hall lobby. The high-flying antics of forward Alexander Coles led the Hens and political BS - the forceful MATH ANXIETY There will be a general to their first-ever NCAA Tournament appearance in 1992. iron fist of a school trying to Sheila Tobias, a soci al information meeting at 7 clamp down on its overly noisy scientist who studies math p.m. in the Kirkwood room p.m . in Townsend Hall on Center. paper. and science anxiety and of the Student Center. March 8. For more information call That lasted for all of a day. avoidance, will speak at the Information table's will be Interviews for overseas (800) 424-8580, then press What Sandy has become to this university Feb. 28. in the Center for Black volunteer positions will be I, extension 125 . place is a mother, a sister, a An Associated Collegiate Press The first, "Are Our Tests Culture from 11 a.m . to 1 held March 21-22. Sign-ups brother, a critic, a fan and Four-Star All-American Newspaper Failing Our Students?" will p .m. and from 10 a .m. to 5 are available at the Career most importantly -a friend. be held in the Rodney Room Planning and Placement - Compiled by Deb Wolf While ' editor in chief' may sit in front of my name, much of the Jeff Pearlman Editor in Olief Adrienne Mand ~r~~tM~~s~. - ,;sJ?arks b~~~~~~gh AID~ .-~~ .~~~ch ~~~= , <>t '!I' BY. TA\6 ~ NN •.M dtUGH., ./; ' · to t~ ~ )lctiv ~ siteS. ~ rl ~h e ' eatly in th~ research," she sa~d. h~s begun on 12, 000. patie.nts Mastran~elo. 1 1 '·''', "' 1 111 , 01 ,,~ Tolh!rYl r sraffRepM er ' · protem'ase enzyme, eltmmattng ~arketmg a ne'w drug· IS a with advanced HIV mfecuon Protemase structure 1n the Scientists at DuPont Mere'!.!' steps u~ed"fot ' lilll 'te'l; \ s ~ 'S H t' 's'ltl d. folit "t> has'e 'j)i'otess>wti-i'C h :ca'JI February 25, 1994 • THE REVIEW. A3 World Wilmington man nabbed Fraternity hazing News continued from page A 1 Stevens formed the in connection to cranks committee in 1979 after her activities." son died of alcohol poisoning Summary B)' BRIAN H!Q $13,800. Swatch said the Swatchmobile 1 11 1 1 1 You rasstsuncels~toatJdressst~~~elono · sU•IIJiriQ Concc rns . ' We ' h . ~;~1;:'!;r, ~!t~,::~~~~~;~ '(c~~,.;~~~ ~ft i ~ ~n ! .~;. ~ 1r 1 r ti~ 11l ~n .u r will be big enough for "two people and two npl lnn. ) ~~~c1lrt/fn ~ryt;:n::n ~·~~.v:~m~'MJ I H~~~llil~ '"d crates of beer." !(.~ ' f.,.,~~/~('~f~[ t ~~r: ~k (My· d rd5 ll(!f'tl l tl ~ etrl'rll"tl hy ruttcohr 11rus <1 f concern 4n! stck and 'f'II CI\ttoo le•vc for•s . (11nM:t u.1l lly. full wort d.,y, lind rc,por1Sihle u:;e or tweakS . Your l~~~r.d la tt !'lupcrvhors tl.we bern ukl!d to lddreu u-.st concerns . -4 , l tmc: h huur I~ brl lfl"Cfl 12 :00 noon ano l 1:00 p.•. (unlr'iS oltl':,....ht! FORD RECALL ·l•.•.irllll'tfl ,ltiiN"'I by ~l"tr.l 't'l.r.m·) 5lolfr shou ld llr ol l liCit tr-.lrJII•lll" l Specifically: Wlll'k Jl l;"~ t; t' F"Nitly to l>r.1Jht loft)!' \ l"~'o- · I'J!Or 1. Uctssheebsentetlsa wl1 1 be lnYUll!l•lr.t.l . Dealers will fix the problem for free. b. chArged to slt~ · lu~e . or b . polity two 15 11\nul" breth IH:I' ""'H"k 1ley. Onf' Ford is also recalling 16,000 1992 and Ufll¥rrsl l y JM!'"• ILs ch.u·ged Yacatlon. lit the 110rntng fiKI oua In t hO ertl!rr,.,.,, E•cmaiYI! ~.ocl,.tllt nQ . c , t o 1993 Crown Victoria sedans used as police "'"'rl lftr l tt lf'ft \ l"'' - "'wk~lo::to !Jt. tll r 't l prt -. 1 11 y H.ttf't!lllilllf' ~~~~~e~:f=r~~~~~~!~!s:E! ~~h~ :~·E::~~~p~ •-"Cr h lu ocr.t•r I~N:tllo1lo1r rol lnwl nq l h~ occostun. cars and taxis. Ford said faulty wiring ctlls sl'ollld be .schetlufect rtudng breaks or Person~\ l unch~,,. , f. . lllf'C~ I rMIC"""IIt/ll!rftO l lt.yiM,bcen~lnltlllr:tlltt)'OII;lStl could stan a fue under the front seat. n .. lu k: r . Ynur f'lrr.~!•l I~'SIIIM1 ~ol1 will IJI"' i'I'IM'"CCiil l r>t l. Alhlellcs h1u • start with tt8!'!ndouS PQJ.m1J.."ll . - Compiled from Review wire sources 111 lo l lnw tiOC\C b-1slc Uu l \j .,-,lly pol lci"l s- hould he JMi n ltu. o; ,,.., ,.,,.,L h~e . It SllllfiiJ pi ~tees • II tnt.l1 ¥1du~ah on Ult'! Sollie rouLlng ~~~ e~tsu r n t hi\L a ll .u·e tru tcxtr• lf'ly. A4 • THE REVIEW• February 25, 1994 CNN fl£{111fJles I continued from page A1 whites and blacks should be kept separate, according to the poll. Prime Time According to Clarke, As the university's Marylin Prime goes, so does the Perkins Student Center. QE[)INAS more. the university, the student center • 67 percent of .S'e! She became director of the must operate. In lhe Perkins Student Center, a student center in 1988, and she When it snowed and the those between the pair of glass doors sit received her doctorale in educalional university cancelled classes, she had incoospicuously between the popular studies from the university in 1992. to come to work and make sun: that ages of18-29 information desk and the large room Throughout her work here, she everything was running. familiar to I1Dt students as lhe room has always influenced the students In addition, she has received prefer African where they can buy compact discs, she works with. phone calls from Public Safety in the movie posters and hippie Assistant Director Scott Mason middle of the night because the American parapbemalia. w_as an undergraduate shldcnt at the security alarm had gone off or These doors are always open university when he farst met Prime. Bacchus Thealre was flooded. during business hours, projecting a Mason said Prime was the reason Prime said these unexpected more welcome feeling than the he decided to go to graduate school incidents add to her love for lhe job, Farrakhan is a positive closed doors found in the corridors and build a career at the university. because they make each day influence in the African· of the rest of the student center. He first worked for her as a different. American community, but she Yet many students do not know graduate student, and now he "It Is such a crazy place all the thinks his positions are far this office belongs to Marilyn Prime, presently holds the job she held time, each day is unique." she said. too radical. director of the student center. when they first met. Over the past 15 years, Prime has She said he does not seem As director, Prime is responsible "She is more than a boss," Mason observed many changes at the willing to negotiate on his for the operations of the entire said. "I consider her a mentor." student center and the university. stands. "He is all or nothing." srudent center, with the exception of Prime said access to the students Prime said the university has This poll was the first in the bookstore and the Dining is one of the best aspects of her job. become a lot more sensitive to which the term African Services section. "Clearly, I have an ideal students' needs in the last five years. American received a majority. These responsibilities include position," Prime remarked of her · She said many of the changes In April of 1991 only 39 maintaining and securing the student occupation, arH! of her office enacted recently, such as voice mail, percent of those surveyed center, coordinating student location. as well. "I'm not in some electronic mail and the university's preferred the term African activities and handling requests for administrative building somewhere. cable system, will help take the Amreican, while 48 percent rooms at the student center. I walk out the door and there are the university into the next century. preferred to be called black. When she came to the university students." As for the student center, Prime Those who have no preference 15 years ago as associate dean of Her job is not just an hopes some renovations can be remained at 10 percent. students for student activities, she administrative job that stops at 5 made to attract more students to the THE RfVIEW /Kelly Bennett expected to move on after she had p.m. every everting. building. When she's not dealing with installing new Student Center toilets gotten a couple of years experience. It requires extra time and "I am not sure they choose to or advising DUSC President John Burke, Prime can relax with her READ THE REVIEW Since then, she has done much dedication, because if students are at see PRIME page A 7 office cow doll. Parking illegally i$ good for UD Interview with a drug dealer continued from page A 1 marijuana is not a drug . I do habitually, eats healthily and believe it's a drug, but it's the violations. to $800 for a 24-hour white t·ocuses on being tow-key and often starts his day by six or continued from page A1 safest [illegal] drug." seven every mo111ing. The ticket can either be paid or permit, available only to staff not attracting attention. Abraham doesn't believe Comparing smoking to an The fines, set by the university appealed, Grimes said. members. "I try not to let the money selling pot is "evil" because administration. range from $5 for While the option for appeal is In addition, the university influence my personality." after-dinner drink, Abraham says cocaine, heroin, hallucinogens he tokes to unwind. a meter violation, to $50 for open, police records show few collected more than $87,000 in Abraham lives comfortably, and alcohol are known to be "I don't consider myself lazy, parking in a fire lane, follow that path. nickels, dimes and quarters not lavishly. The money pays for more destructive than marijuana. handicapped or reserved space or Only 1,432 of the 42,230 from parking rpeters. his tuition, rent and a lifestyle in fact, I'm very anti-lazy. "I don't believe it's a 'good' "The more I smoke, the harder for having fraudulent registration. parking citations issued in the last The revenue produced by that allows him to afford the way of life, but I've seen people Sean Fagan (AS SO) received fiscal year were appealed. parking permits and violations things he needs. I make myself work, [otherwise] who smoke marijuana every day I feel like I'm slacking off." a ticket for an expired meter. Moreover, only 590 appeals were is used to support the Traffic "There's always food ·in my and seem to be rather happy." "I got there 15 minutes after granted. Division's three full-time refrigerator," he says. Although Abraham says he Happy or not, Abraham still smokes to relax, he also says pot the meter took affect, and I had a Also, an additional $5 is added officers, and 10 part-time aides, "I'm a drug dealer, but I don't expresses frustration about the ticket," said Fagan, who parked to any ticket which is appealed Grimes said. let myself become a drug dealer helps him feel better. negative image associated with "I'm much more social when overnight in the metered lot next and refused to compensate for "[Public Safety has] been who drives BMW's, wears silk his career choice. processing. I'm high, probably because my to the Dickinson Complex last ticketing really heavily shirts and has 15 babes. I don't "People look down on you for semes er . .. [Public Safety] must University Police records also · recently," Bob Rice (AS SO) even have a car." inhibitions are down," he says, [dealing] even if they're smiling. have been waiting for it to count revealed that the sale of parking said. "I got. a buncii-i>f tickets ' His short hair, sideburns and marijuana smokers themselves; "You cpuld be in the worst down.r•,... .' permits brought in more than last se11Jest~r .... I iust quit hiking boots allow him to be just it's always in the back of their mood in the world, and once you Lt. James M. Grimes, manger $1.2 million in the 1992-93 fiscal driving." ' one of the crowd. minds that you're a drug dealer." get that stuff into your system, for Public Safety's Traffic year. Karen Burk (AS FR) was "I'm under the opinion that He shakes his head and looks Permits range from $36 for everything' s just fine. Division, said there are two ticketed while parking by the the less suspicious you look, the down at his hands. "I lost a Winter Session to $240 to park in "It's an instant gratification options for those with parking meters in the Perkins Student less anybody's going to be girlfriend once because of it, a residence hall lot for a full Center lot. suspicious." and a nice little way to shut out even though she smoked pot. the world." "I got three tickets in four Abraham's customers are all "I think she just wasn't Abraham says he does believe hours," Burk said. "They'll close friends . This, he says, impressed with the lifestyle - marijuana can expand the mind ticket you and ticket you and creates a sense of trust and people coming in my house at ticket you again." security between him and his two o'clock in the morning and and give someone a different One graduate student at the "customers." stuff. way of looking at life. "For a while I went through a university, who wished to "You have to find a balance," "Even if I look respectable in remain anonymous, said he Abraham says. "You have to be every way possible I still get the phase where I thought marijuana received $250 dollars in tickets careful without being paranoid." rap of being a drug dealer," he had warped the way I thought. and was towed twice last says. But I stopped smoking for about semester. THE PUBLIC PERCEPTION Abraham contemplates the two months and I realized that I A rcent university graduate, "I try to say I deal marijuana moral implications of what he was just getting older and who also wished to remain as opposed to dealing drugs. I've looking at things a different does, but says he tries not to way." anonymous, received more than made forays into mushrooms and dwell on it. $500 in parking tickets, and acid just because it all goes hand "I feel a twinge of guilt when was denied his diploma until he in hand. I see people who are abusing THE DEALER'S FUTURE paid the bill in full, in "You've got people looking marijuana, especially my When Abraham makes the accordance with university for weed and you've got the friends. But I don't want to be move from college to the "real policy. same people looking for acid blamed for their actions or world," he says he isn't sure if Rebecca Krueger (AS JR) and mushrooms, too." problems." he will give up dealing. said she feels for those who Because hallucinogens are Just as he supports his friends "If I did deal after college, I'd TliE REVIEW /Alisa Colley have been ticketed. "My middle have to go super big-time to the Parkers beware! The university makes tons and tons of money severe mind-altering substances, recreational habits, Abraham's name is parking ticket." point where I was making off of parkng tickets. Abraham says he now only deals family accepts his unorthodox marijuana. profession. ludicrous amounts of money. "A lot of people say "They don't hate me for it. Otherwise, it just wouldn't be worth it." I'm not banned from Christmas He says he'd probably have to or anything, but they're get a day job to keep busy. certainly not proud of the fact "If I sat around dealing weed that I deal drugs," he says. all day I'd get fat from sitting on "It's understood that it would the couch," he says. never go on in their house, and Even now Abraham it's not exactly talked about at contemplates quitting dealing, the dinner table or anything." but says the money is too much of an attraction to stop THE SOCIAL SMOKER just yet. "I definitely smoke marijuana Smoking pot, on the other too much," he says matter-of hand, is a slightly different factly. story. Kimberly Andron When he first started, "I'll probably be smoking for Lisa Jacknowitz Susan Scrivanich Abraham smoked just on the the rest of my life. Lysa Bergenfeld Stephanie King Meghan Seewagen weekends. "Maybe not every day, but , "I moved weed for like a year probably once a month or at Sarah Bernardi Yvonne Lee Melissa Shemanski before I really started smoking least when all my old buddies Catherine Biasco Kathleen Lind Jennifer Stultz heavily." get together," he says. For the past six months, Abraham stares out the Sarah Califano Robyn Malachowsky Nicole Sysler Abraham says he has been window to the grass and road smoking every day. beyond, contemplating the role Lisa Cantor Erica Meissner Terriann Szeliga However, "I usually don't of marijuana in his life and Sarah Clark Karen Melone Renee Telesco smoke until after dinner, until future. after a I i ttle school work is He turns back from the Kathleen Conlon Katherine Mosier Deborah Tornquist done." window, collects his book bag Shelby Corner With a grade-point average of and pauses halfway to the door. Nicloe Murphy Christina Tupponce about 3.0, Abraham exercises "Hey man, if you ever need Dana Friedheim Jennifer Pfeffer Jennifer Uhniat the product .. . " Katie Gaston Emily Ramsey Mindy VanBlarcom SH AT OF CASH ????? . Jaimie Grayson Michelle Reardon Jamie Weber • ATTENTION• 50 IMMEDIATE OPENINGS Michelle Guerrin Alison Rosenblatt Jennifer Whelan QUALITY CONTROL POSITIONS Emily Hogan Lisa Rosenbloom Michelle Winans 6000 ACCURATE KEYSTROKES MINIMUM Dawn Hoinash Jenifer Saidt MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY 5:00PM. 9:00PM Jodi Zeitzer INDEFINITE ASSIGNMENT CLOSE TO CAMPUS. Holly Scheetz $7:00 PER HOUR •• You may be eligible for our "Refer a Friend" cash bonus! CALL 738-3500 for an appointment. lllllll___,_ February 25, 1994 • THE REVIEW. A5 A fraternity turned road running club worker at I E Dupont Institute. in case someone is injured in the needs clearing. seniors are allowed to run in the The 5K for Bruce has become Black located Mike Eisenhauer, a race. At the beginning of Spring race, and the underclassmen work quadriplegic who became The weather is also a concern. Semester, the fraternity set up it according to tradition, Frost a Newark tradition. paralyzed two years ago "Last year it snowed the night· tables in front of the Perkins said. After Denney and Eilers before and the brothers had to get Student Center, and various "Last year was my first race up at 8 a.m. to shovel the race residence halls to encourage and it was a lot of work," Chris BY ASHLEY MANCINELLI letters, stuffing envelopes and visited Eisenhauer, they Sl•ff R~poner confirmed he would be the route so the runners didn't get students to sign up for the race. Hansen (AS JR) said. "Actually running themselves ragged in hurt," Mike Coats (BE SR) said. Entry forms were also seeing it happen, I"m psyched for Furniture clutters the room and recipient of the race's donations. order for the event to run Bill Frost (BE SR), Phi Kappa published in The Review, The the race this year." plastic covers the pool table and "If I could take a handful of smoothly. Tau president, said this year News Journal, Big Shout Various jobs of the the floor. Cans of paint and wet students to that hospital and have "'We eat, sleep and drink the Ken's landscaping was contacted Magazine and Runner's World.to underclassmen are to call out brushes lay strewn around the race," George Eilers (AS SR) them see all those kids I would," to plow the track if necessary, enlist participants from all areas. split times for the runners, give house and a box overstuffed with said. As co-chairman along with Eilers said. "It's discouraging when students won't get up and and sand trucks will also be Each fraternity member has a manilla folders awaits delivery Chris Denney (AS SR), Eilers notified if it snows and the track job to do. However, only the see 5K page A6 across campus. has been active in the run because of a hangover, when The majority of the Phi Kappa preparations for two consecutive most of those kids can't even Tau fraternity has not slept in a years. walk." week. A few members take time In addition to the co-chairmen, Each October the Newark out to eat and sometimes catch a there are also two assistant Police are contacted to confirm glimpse of the big screen TV as chairmen ,' Kevin Wardell (AS the race path and ensure there they pass from room to room. JR) and Matt Waldron (BE SO) will be officers to direct traffic to Everyone has a job to do. who also devote their time to the on race day. ~~rata&tiond While most fraternities and cause. "We're the largest race in the sororities are busy with spring "It's a lot of learning," Delaware Valley," Denney said. rush, Phi Kappa Tau's attention Wardell said. "I was amazed at "We're the start of the race Yt~ma %a~ d -f.9!l4 is geared toward another cause, all the work." season and have to make sure we the 12th Annual SK for Bruce, a In early March Phi Kappa Tau are on the race circuit." charity race being held begins stuffing envelopes with During Winter Session, race f?IJ~e rg&dd lomorrow. thank-you letters to more than 20 shirts were ordered, money and ; The race began 12 years ago companies who gave donations.to food donations were accepted and :for Bruce Peisino, a friend of a the previous year's race. two Continental round trip air ·Phi Kappa Tau member who The rest of the year is devoted tickets that will be raffled off Lisa A.wad Holly Hinden Stephanie Schneider :became paralyzed after he to finding new sponsors and were donated. Renovations were :sustained a head injury as a result ensuring the existing sponsors made to the house, giving it a Lisa Battone Jamie Hirsch Jennifer Singerly :of a faulty helmet during a high are giving donations. more attractive appearance for ;school football game. According to Denney, a returning alumni and race participants. Renie Brignola Ann Jones Sharon Somody : The fraternity continued the company that donates a minimum •race for three consecutive years of $500 will be placed on the "The brothers just all get Michelle Cicchino Elizabeth Kegerise Jennifer Stallone :to help Peisino cover medical race shirt. together to help out," Dennis :costs until he won a million The race is not only about Bujdud (AS JR) said. He had been painting for three hours. Kathleen Conlon Danielle Martens Tami Swenson .dollar lawsuit against the helmet sponsors though . The race committee looks for a Renovations and phone calls ·Company. may seem tedious to the Finny Connell Katie Mayer Dee Walker : The fraternity members local high school youth for whom fraternity members, but there are :decided to continue the race to the race will be run. They try to Sarah Cowles Lori McCarthy Kim Walsh find the neediest individual to some things that are a necessity. help other handicapped youths in Aetna is contacted to make the area. assist in defraying medical costs. Amy Doherty Alexa McDonald Liana Walters To help them find a needy sure there is an ambulance on Since the day after last year's race day, Denney said. There is race, the fraternity has been individual, the fraternity Beth Donahue Molly Morgan Staci Ward making phone calls, writing contacted Ruth Black, a social also a $300,000 insurance policy taken out to protect the fraternity Theresa Donovan Kristen O'Brien Christine Welch Liz Griggs Kelly O'Donnell Kira Woodbury Dana Gereghty Gillian Palette Tonja Workman Christie Harris Jo Ellen Petty Caren Zavaglia Liraz Herskovitz Alyssa Rockland Lori Ziccardi Alexis Hill Heather Sanbower Heather Zrebiec THE REVIEW /Ailsa Colley Members of Phi Kappa Tau fraternity sit outside the Student Center earlier in the week trying to get n1nners for Saturday's 5K For Bruce. The 5K is more than :'It's a God send' a race. It's for a life. BYA5HLfYM6NONEUJ He sustained only a lroken foot from programming to see about potential 'b/flepllll!f' . the back wheel, but the front wheel career choices for him. They are also The Phi Kappa Tau fraternity has caused him to become quadriplegic. assessing his current knowledge of sponsored the 5K for Bruce race since "When Michael came to live with us computers to help him fmd a suitable RUSH 1982, in order to assist a physically we had no insurance on him," Doris career. challenged high school student from Eisenhauer, Mike's step-mother said. "He has always liked computers," Delaware. "He only had Medicaid for a year, so we Doris said. ."His tyimary goal is to go to This yea-'s recipient is a 19-year~d are tharikful for everything we have school and get a job so he can he mae , Bethany Beach resident who was gotten." Eisenhauer moved in with his independent'' plrnlyzed in an accident two years ago. father and step-motlu when he was 13. Eisenhauer, who has lived at home During Halloween of 1992, Mike . The fralemity has alreaiy ~ since June of 1993, is not currently · Eisenhauer puticipated in a haunrfrl hay a bed for Mike which cost $2,000. attending school, but would like to . ride through the woods with his "I can't believe it was so expensive," attend Delaware Technical and girlfriend and her family. While the Doris said. "We were renling it for $150 Canmunity College some time after his younger kids sal in the back d the hay a month since March, it wasn't even evaluations are complete. wagm, oldfl' kids such as Eisenhauer, new." Although paralyz.ed fran his armpits jumped out to scare them. When the hay In addition to the bed, the money down since the aa:idenl, Eisenhauer has . ride tared its end, Eisenhauer and his being raised will help defer medical gained some movement in his arms and friends jumped on the wagon to costs, said OJris Denney (AS SR) co can sit upright m his own. He can dress canplete the ride. chairman of the race. Eisenhauer's himself arid wants to learn oow to drive. · Eisenhauer missed the hay wagon medication nms about $200 a Jmlllh. He !loPes to save enough money to buy · while it was staliooary, llld attempled to Eisenhauer is currently at Maryland a specially-equipped van, Dais said. . jump on it after it began to move. Rehabilitation Center for six weeks to ''He has had such a positive attitude," Eisenhauer slipped on the mud and slid receive evaluations of his progress. she said. "He's had a lot of people going underneath the hay wagon. The front Although he was unavailable for to bat for him, but he deselves it. wheel of the wagon ran over his comment, according to Doris and the "He's held up great through all of FEB 23 4:00-7:00 · slnulders and brdce his neck. However, Phi Kappa Tau members, he plans to these circumstances," she said. "I'm . he was able to scoot m his elbows and anerxJ the race on Saturday • thankful for all the help the boys have troVe out d the way of the back wheel, The rehabilitation center is evaluating given us. which saved his life. Eisenhauer's skills in computer "It's a God send," she said. FEB 26 1:00-4:00 Police LESS THAN ONE MONTH UNTIL SPRING BREAK Need some extra cash for Spring Break? Work 15-35 FEB 27 8:30-10:30 : continued from page A2 hrs/wk in our very convenient Newark office and earn the cash you need! \Well he slipped m a pld1 c:l ice \Wiile TUESDAY MAR 1 4:30-6:00 fllleq. UP TO $8/HR. He was liTI9L'd IIXI chqed with ~ arestandchllges f February 25, 1994. THE REVIEW. A7 The Supreme Court of Newark Fundraiser set for didn't- I really don't know how made me really mad." Justice has turned into more they did it," said Brian. Rachel, a sophomore, was former UD student If he had plead guilty, Brian arrested in September for being would have received a $400 fine, underage in a package store. The treatments are expensive and than just 'guilty' or 'not guilty.' but instead paid $144, with a plea She was fined approximately Baseball's old because Fleury's disease was a pre BYPEBWQLf and consumption of alcohol by of not guilty. In Alderman's Court, $60, but was charged an additional existing cmditim, his irsnlce does rn AlsilrMit Nfttls Editot underage suspects. a guilty plea often receives the $21 for not having the full amount catcher is battling puvide full medical coverage. After the Good evening, and welcome to Juniors Christine and Jen, maximum fme. in court. insurance payment, estimated bills are another episode of Alderman's whose last names have been kept The incident did not occur on "The city cleans up because of Hodgkins Disease. betwem $1 OO, CAM. .PUStt LIVE~ -~· . ON, - . - , ~·-- - .. 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Living on Campus For more info~ation or to participate, contact VIDEO OF RESIDENCE HALLS Mark Alexander UD1-1527 NOW SHOWING ON CHANNEL 48 Tune in at 6:45 pm Monday - Thursday or 9:30 pm Sundays See your friends in Christiana, Pencader, East and Central Campus and Rodney and Moret ADd A Special Auro,..piJ Seufou with Sign up for 1994-95 Housing by February 25 ~~udt An excKir(l HeW-Time 1'8rfonnence 1:1{ W0f10.Cina Figure Skatera end • Special Exhibllon btt the MIlea on Ice (The De18W111e Hewlca Youth Hockey) February 25, 1994. THE REVIEW. A9 The Weekend Film eries cordially invites you to a refined, civilized evening of cinema in the intimate venue of Mosquito on the way the Carpenter Sports Building.. . continued from page A7 bitten." Newmann said the mosquito Newmann, who has worked in control section receives the most the state's mosquito control section complaints about mosquitoes in the a different for the past 24 years, said the summer. • woodland mosquitoes are the type "Nothing is as hectic as the set of jaws. that keep coming back for human summer," he said. An early wet spring with high blood while other mosquitoes will fly away after swatted at. water tables is expected, making While mosquitoes in this region this the second abnormal year in a can transmit various forms of viral row with more rain expected than encephalitis, according to an anticipated, said Newmann. Since the mosquito control infectious disease specialist, they section bought supplies in cannot transmit the Human anticipation of a normal year, he Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) or Saturday, March 5, in the Carpenter Sports Building, 10:00 said, there might not be enough Hepatitis. BTl to tackle this year's mosquito These pesky insects will have their feasts when the weather horde. One show only! Get your tickets now at the Perkins Student Center Main Desk warms up and people join the One student said he will take his own preventative measures. outside world. "I'll probably stay away from between 11:00 and 2:00 weekdays, starting today. Two tickets allowed per /D. "I hate being itchy," Justin wetlands and wear OFF as much as Clowes (AS SO) said. "I hate being possible," Frank Cardamone (AS on canoe trips and wak-ing up FR) said. Brought to you by the Comprehensive Student Fee. Wear your fishnets, but please forget your lighteers. STRANGE MYTHS AND TRUE FACTS ABOUT RESIDENCE HALLS MYTH: All Rodney single cheaper accommodations if FACT: Whoa! This is no (1) The buildings are rooms are small. all you look at is rent, but myth. It's reality, In the arranged so that the main FACT: Of the 501 single when you add in all the bills, new system, just installed traffic flows into the court rooms in Rodney, 84 are your savings may disappear. this year, students who yard and into the underpass among the smallest on Some of these bills include have lived on campus the which starts students on the campus. The other 417 up-front security deposits, most semesters will get one block walk to Purnell Rodney singles are among electricity, telephone service "first pick" of the spaces and Smith classrooms. The the largest on campus. (and added features), cable available. Sophomores who purpose of this design was Upperclass students are TV, household furnishings stay on campus can look to encourage a sense of assigned only to the large and transportation. forward to having priority community and separation singles, unless they specifi next year. This change i the from the residential housing cally request the "Economy MYTH: People don't get assignment process was across Hillside Road. (2) Single Room" Unique what they want in the room made in direct response to The windows in Rodney are Housing Option. assignment processes. · student suggestions. long and narrow. Rodney FACT: The overwhelming was the first air-conditioned MYTH: Pencader is a high- majority of students get MYTH: Some residence hall residence hall area. at the crime area. one of their top three and Christiana apartments time, window construction FACt: According to the choices when the assign- are "far away" from campus. was not as sophisticated as Office of Public Safety ments are announced in FACT: You can walk from it is today, and smaller win reports for fall 1993, the spring. Almost 80% of Pencader to the central dows helped to avoid ener Pencader has a lower th students who requested mall in about 1 0 minutes, gy waste. TCI "crime index" figure than East, Central and West and from Christiana to the East Campus and is at the spaces last year were mall in about 15 minutes. MYTH : You have to major in average mark for all resi- assigned to the location Rodney is closer to Smith a specific subject to live in a MARKETING dence hall areas. Most they asked for. All of the Hall than Russell, and Special Interest Community. crimes that occur in resi~ students who requested Dickinson is closer to FACT: People who live in W©lrlk !Nl©w & Hat~~ dence hall areas are crimes Christiana and Pencader Kirkbride than Gilbert. Hop the Ray Street Special against property, such as were assigned there. And on a bicycle and all those Interest Communities do M©n~~ theft or vandalism. Crimes 90% of all students received times are cut. Then com· not have t'l have any spe against people are relatively the room type they request- pare these times with nearly cific majo1·. All you need is IF©Ir l rare and usually involv~ stu~ <::"' eo: lna 8ditlo ' n\dre tl:i'an · anything you can find off interesl: You don't even dents who know each other. 90% of the students who campus. You can't get clos have to be in the Honors requested room changes er to campus than living on program to live in the SPRING BREAK MYTH: It.'s cheaper to live after assignments were it! Belmont Honors Community. off campus. announced received their (But, you do need a 3.0 FACT: SOme of the most room changes by the time MYTH: Rodney was built to GPA.) And, if you;re working • Work around your schedule popular off-campus apart school opened in the fall. be "riot-proof". on an Advanced Honors ments and rental houses FACT: The Rodney build Certificate, living in any cost considerably more MYTH: Upperclass students ing won an architectural Special Interest Community • On the bus route than on~campus housing. get priority in room assign award for design. 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CALLS AT \ \ Feedback is produced Live by the enti re ///f/'11 \\ '"" '11/jlff WVUD News De artment. 8 31-2701 Women's art exhibit to be held in early March so that the audience can get a be interesting to hear the The March 1 exhibition will discuss, display and deliberate issues. better grasp of the artist and questions that people will be her work," King said. asking, as well as the answers BY DAN!ELLE BERNATO part of the 1Oth 'annual Hupfel's art deals with the including painting, sculptures, Hence the title of the that other artists will give." Sraff R~porr•r Delaware Women's layering of two different kinds photography, jewelry, ceramics exhibitio'n, "Continuum of Overall , the women's The work of several Conference. or images, specifically late and folk art. . Creativity." conference will analyze a wide professional university- "It will be a new experience 19th century photographs "We tried to do something Appro~timately 90 different number of women's issues, affiliated women will be to address these female issues juxtaposed with pieces of different this year," King said. pieces of work will be ranging from topics like, "Me, featured in an art exhibition that I never really thought sandblasted or wire-enforced "Rather than only showing a displayed at the exhibition. Myself and My Body," to which will discuss. display and about before. even though I glass. single piece of artwork by each Riva Brown, who has a "Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and deliberate women's issues. probably deal with them According to Barbara King, person, which isn't very bachelor of arts degree from their Families." The art exhibition, which everyday," said Gretchen a curator of the exhibition, the representative of the artist, we the university, is a folk artist will take place in Clayton Hall Hupfel, a participating artist exhibition encompasses almost are displaying two or three whose work will be on display Gallery beginning March 1, is and university graduate. all forms of the art media, pieces of work by each woman at the exhibition. She defined her genre of art as, "a form of art that continues a tradition, FRESH CATFISH usually from within one's own culture." FINE WINE Brown, a Jewish woman, SWEET GRAPES continues her religious tradition by making Ketubahs, CRUNCHY CORN which are Jewish wedding scrolls. SMOOTH After she taught herself BRIAN FLEuRY. ,\ I'OR\1U~ UNIVERSITY E:\GUSII \f.\JOR A:'\D BASI.,!!AII. calligraphy, she applied it to CHOCOLATE the scrolls along with colorful PL\Yl R IS PIH \1 :\;I LY U:'\DUHiOING A BONL MAIWOW I R \:\iSPLA:'\T TO CUitl. IllS ornamentation of flowers and WET WATERMELON JIOD(:J-:1:\:'S DISL\SI. ,,\FORM OF CANCER. BONL MARROW IIL\:'\SPLA;\:TS /\RL Jewish symbols. She sells the LXTIU.\11-l.Y 1..'\.PL~SIVE, AVERAGING OVER $100,000. liE :\U.DS OUR IILLP!! artwork to newly married couples. THE- In conjunction with the an The Athletic and English Departments are joining together to raise funds to help THE FRIENDS e~thibition there will be an REVIE\N artis't ·~ panel discussion OF BRIAN FLEURY to pay Brian's medical bills. Please Join Us.... covering the different issues women face in their work. TASTES GREAT Mon., Feb. 28 USED BOOK SALE, sponsored by the English Honors Society. Does gender influence an artist's choice of materials? Through Daily in Memorial Hall Foyer Do female artists think that they have had role models to MMMMMMMM Wed., Mar. 2: admire? Hupfel said, "I think it will Wednesday, March 2: SILENT AUCTION. featuring rare and signed books, vintage wine, art works, and a week's vacation in Maine. 3 - 1 p.m. in 123 Memorial Hall Rush SONG FEST, including a performance by the University of Delaware's THE ELDERLY BROTHERS. Phi Sigma Pi 4 - 5 p.m. in 120 Memorial Hall National Coed Honor Fraternity POETRY READING with W.O. Snoc::Jgrass and other English "Where everybody knows your name" Department members. 7:30p.m. in 110 Memorial Hall Rush Dates Tues. 3/1, 6:30-9:30pm: Rodney Room Wed. · 3/2, 6:30-9:00pm: Rodney Room All proceeds will be contributed to the FRIENDS OF BRIAN FLEURY FUND .. ,Donations will be accepted at the door. For those who cannot attend, but wish to contribute can send checks directly to the fund at: Preference Night FRIENDS OF BRIAN FLEURY Thurs. 3/3, 6:30-9:00: Ewing Room , Box 536 · CONVENT STATION, NJ 07964-0536 3.2 GPA Required This event is co-sponsored by the English and Athletic Departments The University of Delaware offers study abroad programs in many exciting places throughout the world. Participate in a study abroad program and experience the l.fCJSCinClttilltg and unique world of d(trerent cultures and people. • All courses carry Ur.iversity of Delaware crediL e Some courses fu!fUl college group requirements. e All undergraduate students, regardless of major, can participate. • Cost minimal · includes regular UD tuition and a program fee covering airfare, housing, and some meals in some programs. 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(Additional toppings Friday, March 18, 1994 ~I rt;· . ' 1._ ! extra.) 11 :00am·2:00pm. Student Center I ··~. I Llmit , .. ,.. ; ,, *" .-' ; . .,, ,, ,, , ~ ,. ,, , ,.. , .. , . ,. ,. .,.. ,. ; ·~"",' ,,'" , '._ ,, ' , , .. -':.; ' . ,'' , , ; ,, . ,,' , .. ,, , , , , , , Ulf 11 IVUY TIM! Yll MAll AliNIIIITANI:f COIIlCI CAll. I WOUL"D LIKE 1"t) TAKE ·- TiME -ro ~M\N"b f\J~'(ONE oF 11\E s~u~~LE oF \1-\E Review & Opinion L J'BERAL KoALA CA\EK'P\LLAR oF Sl"BEl<\A lli[ Friday February 25, 1994 Page A12 ANt OPPR.ESS\\JE. Judge porn by intention New interpretation of child pornography laws could cause some injustices in the world of prosecuting perverts According to Sen. William V. We're not so sure. Roth, (R-Del.), child And what about a child whose pornographers and pedophiles genital areas have been zoomed all across the United States have in on for up-close shots? reason to celebrate. Obviously, in this case, the Roth recently stated that child is not acting in any Attorney General Janet Reno manner. The photographer, has created a loophole by which however, is. such sleazy characters can slip This leaves a contemptible through, bypassing legal child pornographers and their interaction. consumers a good amount of The Justice Department has leeway in which they can, in the formed a new interpretation of words of Roth, " . .. ply their how to prosecute an individual perverted trade." Stanley accused of possessing child Which brings us to reason pornography. And Roth is none that this sort of vile too happy about it. pornography should be judged Neither are we. by who is it intended for and Follow the holy brick road to the Wizard of UD The new interpretation rules what it is intended to elicit in whether the film or photograph these people. This being the second part of an extended morality into people- threatening them with in question is pornography It should not, as the new discourse on the problems facing America Thus Spake exotic punishments to be inflicted in the according to how the children Justice Department has ruled, be (and the University of Delaware), at once afterlife or lulling them into a cooperative (or persons under the age of 18) judged solely by how the humorous and deadly serious - a truly Zarathustra srupor by promising them some pie-in-the-sky are acting in it. children are acting in the monumenlal undertaking. fantasy-life upon their demise - but with If they are acting lasciviously, photograph or film. By Greg something a bit more difficult. then the case is to be prosecuted Like the Sen. Roth recently "And when QuiM the Eskimo gets here, all Orlando We don't need religion to give us morality. in good ole' American fashion. stated, this is a dangerous the pigeonr goNIIJ run to him."- Bob Dylan Washington was wrong. O'Donnell is wrong. But, as Roth says, certain in- territory. Morality can be removed from religion. depth questions are left Laws such as the ones A few intense psychotherapy sessions With sincere apologies to Elizabeth Surely O'Donnell cannot equate doubt or non unanswered. pertammg to child might reveal the Tylenol in my schoolbag has Bishop, A servant handed him the fTUJkings of belief in the existence of a supreme being with It does not question, or pornographers need to be fully an inferiority complex. a miracle. While Roselle paves the road to immorality. If this were so, atheists and answer, whether a child being interpreted. If a drug could be self-aware, this one success with brick and concrete, Wilmington agnostics would be, by their very nature, completely nude in a They need to be fully would revel in its inadequacy. These are the businessman (and alchemist par excellence) incapable of moral judgment. photography or on film is interpreted so as not to favor the days of the Amazing Grapefruit Diet, of the Ed O'Donnell plans to uansform our campus Hmmm. O'Donnell has, no doubt, read his considered pornography. defendant in a child porn case. Abdomenizer (or Buttimizer or Flabbocizer) with but a wave of the wand. Hammurabi, or, at bare minimum, his Bill of It is very possible that a child This cannot be done unless all of plastic surgery and aerosol spray on hair. From lead, gold, and here's some serpent Rights. Both are treatises on morality. Both who completely nude could be questions pertaining to the From every nook and crarmy, miracles and slime for you: "There can be no morality handle the topic without a reliance on religion. interpreted lasciviously by some subject of child pornography are wonder are thrust at us at low, low prices without religion," says O'Donnell, quoting In fact, both go a considerable way in creepo pervert. fully answered by the laws that rhinoceros horns for our collective love lives, George Washington. distancing morality from the religious. Will they be prosecuted then? govern us. monkey's paws to fulfill all our wishes. O'Donnell wants the university to form a Not so simple now, is it? The solution to any problem is as easy as department of religion. But don't take my word for it. That would we care to make it. More taxes to kill the "These courses will help solve these social be too easy and would defeat the whole national debt, more money to fight drugs, problems [child abuse, drug and alcohol purpose of this column. religion in our schools to give us back the addiction, crime, mental illness and poverty] If you want to do things right, if you want morality we've lost. which are destroying our families, state and to eschew the brick fa\!llde, if you're mad as The Review's policy for guest columnists My Tylenol has a headache. nation," O'Donnell wrote in a letter which he hell and if you want the problem to be fixed, One word- panacea. presented to the university's Joint Finance here's what you can do. The Review welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other me~bers of Two words- ain't none. CommitteeonFeb.l5. Send E-mail to President Roselle the university community. Still, the peddlers abound, pressing the The more difficult the problem, the easier it ([email protected]) and tell him Columns should be 750 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the flesh, pushing the snake oil. is to pass a placebo off to the masses as the to stop already with the bricks. Tell him to tell university, the nation or the world. Around campus, The King of Spades, solution. There are major problems plaguing this O'Donnell person to go baptize himself. If interested, call liz l.ardaro, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2n4. David P. Roselle, digs his brick-laden this university (and the planet on which the (Tell him to hold his nose when he does it . tr.enches,.,.despe.rat!!ly ..tryipg , ~o .\\; ill ,the university rests) and neither Roselle nor Holy Chip~~ Wille!1 .&aunan!)t., ~l :i q-J• admissions war. Some type of exotic malaise O'Donnell gets it. Write letters to The Review. Te11 them has set upon the King. He is now physically Ringo Starr said it best, "I'm not glum, it's you're sick and tired of religion being foisted unable to traverse five feet without erecting just me face ." on you by people who think you're less than Editorial Staff some sort of brick-paved walkway, thus Whoops. "It don't come easy," he said. din because you don't believe. liz lardaro, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, editor in chief/ columnist earning the praise of local masons Bricks will lure more people to campus. More Send E-mail to me Natalie Peters, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist everywhere. people on campus means more cars, less of a (Gregory .Orlando@ MVS.udel.edu). Demand Melissa Tyrrell, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist If Delaware isn't competitive with other chance to fmd a parking space. More people, I get off my well-flattened butt and· do Brian Hickey, columnist Jason N. Smith, columnist schools, it sho' nuff is purty. Now go park at more stuffing of stu.dents into already something useful, like maybe go stack some J. Matthew O'Donnell, columnist Mike Stanley, cartoonist the Field House. That'll be $65. overcrowded dorms. books in the library. This is the gospel, the gospel according to Rel igion will teach people about values, Roselle, King of Spades, wonderful Wizard of yes, but values mean precious little in this Greg Orlando is an editorial columnist. of The UD. When in doubt, beautify. Review Thus Spake Zarathustra appears every world. The answer lies not with force-feeding Friday. Parental consent law is anti-woman A sugar-free Olympic bobsled team Philadelphia Women's Center, pain of childbirth or the predicts that the incidents of potential loss of a future. Commentary attempted self-abortions are And what about this judicial Trinidad and Tobago team is really a Marioo, a small country surrounded going to rise because of this bypass joke? How can a judge bunch of agricultural srudents from by Italy, whose Michigan athletes are Idaho. The team representing making their debut at this year's Dani~/Je law. deem a female mature or Commentary By "If the legislature passed immature on the basis of one Armenia is from New FnglaOO. The Olympics." Berna to this law because they thought meeting? On what basis is the By Natalie San Marino team is from Michigan. They must have been hoping no it would make abortion safer, maturity determined? The Samoan is a Philly native and one was really listening to their then they have cut off their How can anyone be too Peters the Greek driver is from babbling or would remember that noses despite their faces," immature to make the decision Minneapolis. His native knowledge Michigan is just north of Indiana, not The male-dominated Sneddon said. "This law is an to have an abortion? The law of snow may actually give him a Florence. Pennsylvania Legislature obstacle to women getting safe should be reversed. A pregnant significant advm1tage over the rest of Sure, most of these teams will get A couple of years ago, the approved the Pennsylvania abortions." · teen should need parental the group. fried on the track. They'll lose b:r. Abortion Control Act on Feb. Jamaican bobsled team mlKie history So what's the problem? As far as such large margins that the reai Bob Gentzel, spokesperson consent to have a baby. After (and probably a bundle selling the 15, after two years of for Ernie Preate Jr., all, which requires more I'm concerned, there isn't one. 1lDS bobsledders- or even the ones who litigation. movie rights to Walt Disney) by IS GREAT! What we are looking at are actually any kind of athlete - Pennsylvania's attorney maturity? (I"Oving they had guts, ingenuity am The act includes a 24-hour general, believes the parental By the way , the state was is a bunch of folks who took the Cool will end up looking like the Road waiting period before getting an unexpected tolerance to cokl. Runnings game ooe step further. Rurmer on steroids. consent law is in the best not prepared to hold up its own I didn't see the movie so I don't an abortion, as well as parental interest of parents and their end of the law. The judicial The Jamaicans looked around Maybe someone would put forth consent in order to get one. know if they covered the day when it their own country am realized that it the objections that the Olympics pregnant daughters. bypass court system is not occurred to one of these guys, Also, all clinics must give "This law was even in place yet. lacked a bobsled team (not to should be reserved for the best women seeking abortions the probably as they were walking mention snow and slopes), lDld they aihletes a country can offer. Real overwhelmingly supported in As far as the 24-hour barefoot on along a hot beach, the booklet, "Abortion, making a Pennsylvania," Gentzel said waiting period goes, nothing became one. The rest of these guys athletes with a real chance at decision." smell of jerk chicken in the 90 degree looked around and noticed that there winning. . "Parents want to know if could be a greater waste of air, "You know what I think I'd be The parental consent law something like this is going on time or money. were other countries that lacked Sorry, but that would disqualify affects unmarried Pennsylvania really good at? Downhill bobsled teams, snow, slopes and · all but the most wealthy nations. The so they can help their child This law forces women to go bobsledding. This is just like the females under the age of 18. make such a decision. for counseling 24 hours before bobsledders. So voila, they took rest just do their best with whatever Under this law, a female must tundra if the light's bad and it was advantage of a technicality about they can throw together on a shoe "You even need parental the abortion. After this law snowing." obtain permission from one consent to get your ears goes into effect at the end of dual citizenship and became string budget and take pride in seeing parent if she chooses to have So they ge~ themselves a bobsled 01 ympic athletes. their flag wave in the opening pierced," he said. the week, a woman who would m1d they're off to the 01 ympics. an abortion. The teen must As if getting one's ears have only had to miss one day Okay, "athletes" may be procession- even if they woo 't rear bring that parent to the clinic's But that's old news. This year, overstating it. Let's just say they their anthem played at the medals pierced is a major life of work or school to get an they've been overshadowed at the doctor 24 hours before the decision. abortion must now miss two. became Olympic {XIIticiJmtts. ceremony. Money really is the actual abortion for a Olympics by some folks who are Maybe you could argue that these deciding factor in these games How many teenage girls will That is two days worth of even more amateur than they are! counseling session. be able to finish the sentence pay, two days worth of countries should have been anyway, not true talent. If a teen feels she cannot go Which brings us to : Olympic represented by their own citizens. but Just ask the qualified athletes left babysitting money or two days Trivia Time! Nah, let's not talk aboot to her parents for consent, she " Mom, Dad, I'm worth of transportation money, it is not as if the folks with the guts behind in countries that couldn't must go before a judge, who ice skaters. I mean, everyone is and ingenuity to find a country to afford to send them. pregnant... ," before they get all lost. For a woman on talking about ice skaters. Let's talk will decide if she is mature kicked out of the house? welfare, that may cost her spomor them usurped a home-grown So a bunch of guys ran up their e nough to make her own about bobsledders. team. own credit card bills and switched But wait! Females are not family some food for the week. Question 1 : How many of this decision. asexual. They don't, regardless Sneddon greatly emphasized Many of these countries would nationalities long enough to go play Pro -choicers have to laugh year's Olympic bobsledders are have no athletes at all at the winter in lhe snow. Isn't it refreshing to rear of what some people may say the need for women to vote in American citizens? in disgust at this overwhelming about certain "bad girls," get every election. Olympics without their substitute about an athlete, no matter how display of ignorance. A. Only the ones shooting lhe ire ones. Think of lhem as the sugarfrce much talent he has, who still thinks themselves pregnant. "Women don ' t realize how for Uocle Sam You s ee, abortion has a Where does the male who quickly their rights can be version, well, culture-free. A good that games should be fun? What " Fi e ld of Dreams" type of B. All of lhem who are not named subst.irute if you can't have the real harm could it do for these got the female pregnant figure taken away," she said. Sven logic. " If you outlaw it, they into all of this? "Women have to be politically thing. bobsledders to spread that message will come ." C. More than yw could possibly And what I especially liked about aaoss intemational television. The male does not have to aware. imagine 'They,' th e pregnant teens, tell his parents that he got "This new law is anti this spin on the Olympic games was Sometimes, the best you can do is will c ome from Pennsylvania D. The ones from Trinidad and listening to the commentators at the fake it, and have a little fun. I only someone pregnant. He does not woman legislation," Sneddon Tobago, Armenia, San Marino, to Delaware, Maryland or New have to go through the said. opening ceremony trying desperaiely wish I'd thought of it fiJSt. Je rsey to have their abortions . Somoa and Greece (as well as the to make it sound normal that every Anyone up for next time around? intimidation of judicial bypass, I agree. home team.) Or t h ey w ill try a more the pain of an abortion, or, other country was represented by dangerous approach . The correct answer is D, and Americans . · Natalie Peters's editorial columns should th e girl be denied Danielle Bernato is a gues t probably B and C as well. The T r i s h Sne ddon , permission to have an abortion columnist of The Re view "Here come the athletes from San appear tw-ice a week in The Review adm in istrator of the by both parents and judge, the February 25, 1994. THE REVIEW. A 13 A conservative dares to dream while the king takes all his fair shares OOD SAVE THE KING! where the primacy of the individual But I just tell them, "I'm a "privilege." The government will is valued and protected. conservative." tell me what I may say and what I We all have our dreams. Perhaps you agree. The Truth Like the founders of this nation, may not say. And then, when all is I'd love to live in a house I built Now these are the components, conservatives are rebels. Rebels said and done, the government will myself on wooded land I own and in my opinion, of a perfect world. By jason who would do anything to avoid the tell me that I've not paid my "fair which no one can take away. I You might call me a foolish Nathaniel heavy-handed rule of Icings. We're share." dream of a career in which I am my idealist. You might say these so optimistic, we would place all But the government has surely own boss and where I am rewarded goals are unattainable. But I say Smith our hope in the people, not in the taken its fair share from me. fairly for my work. And I want the unless you aim for perfection, you government. We are willing to take Not to mention four trillion right to think my own thoughts and will achieve nothing more than that risk. dollars extra and a billion dollars a solutions to the world's problems. I to speak my own mind. And I want mediocrity. But these days, such thoughts are day in increased debt. Fair indeed. respect people who know how to to be able to give to people, not I am a conservative. heresy. The government has become a use their hearts and their brains in because I'm forced to, but because I like to hike in the mountains, The king shall protect us from king. And I, a serf. All my best unison, not letting one overwhelm I want to. And I'd like a nice big take naps on sunny days, run at ourselves and from disease and efforts are no longer my own. They grandfather clock with a moon dial. night under the moon. I like to the other. guns and floods and from the cold belong to social justice now. To the I am a conservative. These are my humble aspirations. draw, play the recorder and write wind. The king shall make us equal "greater good." And my profit is Perhaps you have similar dreams. poetry. I've always wondered why some and shall give us our just reward. but thievery, elitist pig that I am. I don't want to see the poor get I am a conservative. people could put all their faith in The king shall set his own salary. Long live Bill Clinton! the government. I've always punished, or the gays go to hell or I like good stories, good music, The government will sell me a Long live Hillary Clinton! wondered why some people look to the blacks return to slavery. I am, good jokes and good food . I like million, million Brooklyn Bridges. Long live the U.S. Congress! others to do the right thing. Why you see, a human being. I believe cats and I don't like dogs. I used to The government is to tell me whom God bless America, land of the some people complain and bicker in people's intrinsic worth. I have have long hair and a goatee. And I to subsidize and whom to hate. It free! hope for people. once made jewelry and sold it in an but do nothing themselves. And will tell me I must knock down the Fair share fair share fair share why everybody says I'm so wrong Perhaps you do, too. art gallery. home I build for myself because it fair share fair share fair share fair to question any of this. I want a world where freedom is I am a conservative. breaks building codes, lacks proper share fair share. I am a conservative. exalted and where injustice is You see, I believe that political certification, and is built too close But I am a conservative, and I That's what I am. I'm not a eradicated. And a world where the affiliation is not so much a matter to a designated wetlands area. shall overcome. "tighty-righty." I'm not a Nazi. I'm guy who does good for himself and of belief or lifestyle, but a matter The government will tell me I Won't I? not some sort of "oppressor." Nor others doesn't get punished for it. of conviction. I respect people who must pay tax upon tax for my And I want a world where people, can stand up and "take a few hits" am I a racist pig. I'm pro-choice, business and will tell me that the jason Nathaniel Smith is an anti-government, pro-capitalism, not machines, not big social for their cause. I respect people profits I make from it are not editorial columnist of The Review. pro-individual. Some say that systems, are in charge. A world who are patient and seek intelligent earned but are some sort of The Truth appears every Friday. makes me a fool. No frills, no messages, no flyers, no more freedom of speech February 19, 1998: The Newark City to bind and gag the entire community, be a nuisance. Some people like to be By telling people how and when they Council voted Tuesday to ban all forms allowing them limited freedoms. able to open their front doors without are able to say things, the government of free speech. "Precedence is the key," one said. Unpainted taking out a leaflet from a local is overthrowing the power set forth by The vote was made public after "Why waste time banning little things Furniture landscaping company out of the handle the Constitution of the United States. about four weeks of expert testimony, every once in a while when we can go first. Gilleo was right to stick by her guns by the likes of the leader of the right for the throat?" By Brian Answering machines? Keep them and take this case as far as she could. American Civil Liberties Union and the We looked for court records to either short and to the point. Say your name If the Supreme Court is to shoot her President of the United States. From back or refute us and we found a Hickey and tell people to leave a message. No case down, they are defying the very First Amendment experts to linguistic similar case several years ago. music. No frills. words they live and breathe by. specialists. "Precedent? Where is the precedent The city put a ban on these signs Nothing. but straight news on TV or The Constitution is not written in Council members who disagreed for banning speech?," asked one citing the fact that their presence in the papers. Forget about those John Greek and it is not something to be with the decision were outraged, citing seemingly biased reporter. causes an aesthetic nuisance. It 3:16 signs at the Super Bowl, that's tinkered with. It is the foundation this the fact that the Constitution of the "Ladue, Missouri. A small suburb declared that this sign in her window expressing a religious bias. No country was built upon. United States was set up to defend this outside of St. Louis. That's where all made the town uglier. opinions, no offending anyone. Not once did Thomas Jefferson say, very liberty. of this snowballed from. "We looked Those in favor of the ban said if Using the Ladue government's "Well, we did say freedom of speech They were quoted as considering at what they did and just saw it as a signs were made legal, the town would mentality, nothing is safe. Just because and expression, but how about we say resigning their posts; saying they were waste of time, we saw what they were suffer because signs would be up signs on a lawn annoyed Ladue city freedom of speech, as long as it doesn 't disgusted with their peers; mulling leaning towards, and we figured we'd everywhere. They reasoned that it is officials, they brought a ban. get on anyone else's nerves?" over the basic liberties set forth by the play a little game of one-upsmanship," legitimate to do this because there are What's going to happen when No, Tom didn ' t say that. So who founding fathers of the United States. the councilman in charge said. other means in which to get an opinion someone decides to rebel and plaster gave some peon in Missouri the right The President agreed. He was The controversy around the incident across, whether it be flyers, pamphlets their car in bumper stickers, drive to? outraged with the Newark City Council has swelled into a national issue. · or bumper stickers. around all day and yell, "Look at me?" Eventually another small town may and even threatened to cut off federal Ladue invoked a sign prohibition in The overriding question is why? How about the crazy old man who decide to ban leaflets and maybe even ,highway funds to the state of 1936 restricting residents from putting Who decided one day that a simple lives near the Ladue city limits? What public speeches. , Delaware. · up signs on their front lawns or in their sign in a window should be banned? if he has access to a Xerolt machine Precedence, they'll say. Precedence As the angry crowd finally windows. On face value, the banning of signs and decides to dedicate one day a week is the key. dispersed, silent of course, those Ladue resident Margaret Gilleo does not seem like too big of a deal. to walking door to door with a hefty · voting for the ban were able to leave defied the ban by putting a "For Peace In depth, however, it is just another amount of leaflets? Brian Hickey is an editorial columnist the. Elkton Road headquarters safely. . ~n the .. GuJ,fr , sign.. u.p. .d.uring Desert step· by an establishment to control how , Ladue has violated· the civil rights of of The Review. Unpainted furniture .,., ,, ~JAe leaving, the council mem~rs Storm, a sign she purchased for $4 at a messages are sent through a medium. each and every one of its citizens with appears every Frid~y , were questioned as to why they dectded local church. To someone, a bumper sticker may this restriction. e On TheRecord Letters to the editor "It's nice to get recognized once a "It wasn't real cool taking a shower In response to a words, was not taken down. I And all this time I couldn't and going to the bathroom with a Tyrrell "tirade" ... never mentioned, suggested or understand what the Black year. We get to stick our heads out of asked for such an action. Student Union was complaining our holes and say, 'Hi, we're here'." flashlight." Secondly, to defend such about. I thought they were just I am writing in response to actions under the auspices of hypersensitive whistle-blowers Victor Cividini (EG SR) jeff Eldman (PE FR) the commentary by Melissa art shows clearly that the with too much time on their UD civil engineer on engineers' On the power outage in the Russell Tyrrell ("Spectator tarnishes its members of the art community hands. Complex that lasted all of last worth while sullying artists," have no real defense for their Well, I was wrong. Racism weekatUD Feb. 15, 1994). actions. The cry that, "It's art!" on this campus presents a weekend In that commentary Ms. . has long been used to problem that every student Tyrrell made some comments legitimize otherwise needs to recognize and act that I find extremely unacceptable behavior. upon. This morning, while interesting. If this was truly an "art standing in line as Russell "She would always drive and I To bring everyone up to installation," why was it Dining Hall opened for brunch, "The challenge is to practice would always have to sit in the speed, Ms. Tyrrell used her necessary to highlight the line I heard two white female editorial space to go on a little "one per person" on the students commenting on a politics as the art of making what back." tirade over a story I had written entrance to the lounge? Hershey advertisement posted appears to be impossible, possible." and published in The Delaware The fact that the people who behind the cashier's table, an Hugh Rodham Spectator. The story I created this "art installation" ad depicting two photos of a Hillary Rodham Clinton Florida Gubernatorial candidate published described an incident placed that highlighted line on chimpanzee. After the one that had taken place in the Art the entrance to the lounge woman wondered why there On politics On the pretend rocket ship he flew as a Community Lounge in Ray clearly suggests that there were were two monkey' s pictures on kid with his sister, Hillary Clinton Street A. other purposes for their actions, the wall. the other woman Several members of the none of which are as noble as replied that it must be because third floor had defaced a art. of African-American History number of copies of the hnlfl~u:r q-aelo"\ion . month. They both started Delaware Spectator and hung If this was truly art, how did giggling uncontrollably. "I'm going to start selling hot them on the walls of their my picture and the malicious These women are two community lounge. For more comments about me that were college students. Two adults. chocolate and coffee." "I got three tickets in four hours. details, I encourage you to read written on my picture, fit into Living in supposedly They'll ticket you, and ticket you, the latest issue of the Spectator. this so-called "art installation?" enlightened post-civil-rights Karen Courtland First and foremost, I object I find it very interesting that unrest America. I want these U.S. skater and ticket you again." to Ms. Tyrrell's questioning my in your entire piece you made two women to know that their belief in the First Amendment. no attempt to defend the cute little joke is abhorrent. It On seeing the 500-plus crowd of Karen Burk (AS FR) The Spectator has done more to actions of your floormates in is contrary to the struggles of journalists who watch~d Nancy. further free speech rights, in this regards. thousands, even millions, of Kerrigan and Tanya Hardmg pract1ce On parking and tickets at UD our year and a half of You are probably aware that blacks in this country's history existence, then any person or this action was considered a and all over the world today. institution at the University of "hate crime" by the assistant Their joke insults both the Delaware. area coordinator for Ray blacks they intended to insult She assumed that because I Street. How does a "hate ·and the whites, who, unlike used the word "reprehensible" crime" fit into this "art these two, understand that their that I was calling for some installation?" remarks are shameful and Clinton's 3-step plan for a ( official form of censorship. To Don't worry Ms. Tyrrell, I unacceptable. Even if - or successful post-Whltewatergate the contrary. don't expect you to defend your especially if- spoken in jest, Surely common sense says friends in this regards. Their a remark like this one denies Presidency ... that if my goal was to censor actions were indefensible and the respect owed to those who the activity I would not I have you know it, that is why you have fought and died for i!1 L1e (both meaningsj like a bump on a log. printed it on the front page of a didn't mention it in your piece equality. Ladies, where were #2 Wait for it all to be water under the bridge. newspaper. I printed it on the allacking me. you during the L.A. riots? Can Finally, Ms. Tyrrell, I #3 As always. don'Unhale. front page so that everyone you find South Africa on a would be aware of what had suggest the neltt time you map? Have you ever heard of taken place and each individual decide to attack an individual Walls? could decide the in a public forum, that you are I no longer believe that the appropriateness and hopefully a lillie more careful. To state BSU is unnecessary on this condemn the actions of the what someone believes, even campus. But after hearing these community. lhough you never met that two women, I doubt that they Public outcry is much more person, to give lists of people would li sten to the BSU effective then official sanction. that that person "hate s," and to anyway . And if you want to Such an act of censorship by call that person a "bigot" could know, ladies, I was the one in the university would be just as all be construed as a malicious the green coat, two customers reprehensible. attempt to slander that in front of you. I heard you The truth, if Ms. Tyrrell individual. Saturday morning, Feb. 11 , just bothered to read the entire Please be more careful in after II :30 a .m .. You know story, is that I actually took the the future. who you are. and I hope that time and space available to me somehow you understand how to thank the administrators Michael S. Kaplan far th e implications of your involved for their personal The Delaware Spectator joke reach and how many attention that they paid to the Editor in chief people you have affected . incident. I didn't go on a little tirade Realizing racism on Michele Lynn Grant complaining about why the "art campus AS SR ~Hutd!ison installment," in Ms. Tyrrell's Join Andre Buck and Anthony Wright at · To~ne Court Apartments Where specializing in the needs ol the students .and faculty is our commitment. 368·7000 · U of D basketball players Anthony Wright and Andre Buck, Kim and Jaisa live at Towne Court Apartments and love it! The owner, Frank Acierno, has a new student sensitive, University of Delaware-oriented, management team in place. 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I also LAST FRIDAY'S ANSWER played Ted Bundy on Tv. without Bev · to the Big Kahuna, B3 JASON BERGEY Santee? B6 (ser'en dip'e te) the making of pleasant and fortunate discoveries by accident. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25,1994 Feature Forum By lauren Mednick lo11e leet11teep1 'em jumping Focus on the Tile Stone ltllloon'sltlrorlte IJ11nd moslles down tile /louse. important, or BY MELANIE MANNARINO Adminislrar;.., News Ediror don't assign it s everybody drunk at the ttl Stone Balloon!!?" Sometimes, I walk back from bellows Rick Arzt, lead class with a lilt in my step, humming singer for Love Seed an old show tune and actually Mama Jump, eliciting a roaring looking forward to the school work positive response from the crowd that awaits me at home, because I of one of Newark's favorite know the assignment was given for watering holes. the sole purpose of enhancing my The band, one of the Stone education. Balloon's most popular acts and a Then there are those days in favorite among university students, which I look at the evening's tasks executes an active performance. and I ask myself- WHY?? And Arzt jumps from speakers on the then I ask myself, "What exactly is stage, dives into the crowd of the university's policy on killing a moshing fans and directly professor?" addresses the audience. OK, I have never contemplated Love Seed plays a wide variety killing a professor, but I think that of music, from classic rock to sayJng I get a little ticked off at altern&Hve covers, as well as usefess and nonessential homework originals. They play cover songs by assignments is definitely an The Police, The Grateful Dead and understatement. the Violent Femmes, in addition to I seem to recall the countless other goups. reading assignments that are never Th'e wild performance supports referred to or even mentioned again. an equally wild name. But the I can vividly remember the name Love Seed Mama Jump begs endless study questions found at the to be discussed. back of each chapter that were People familiar with the assigned that I still don'L know the Delaware band can be overheard answers to. speculating during any given And don't forget those infuriating performance. What does it mean? xerox copied handouts that are Yet Will Stack, rhythm guitarist supposed to be supplemental. These for the local band, says: "Our name sheets only found their way to my came out of nowhere. It's just bedroom floor until I used them to words." blot my newly-applied lipstick. Quite a letdown for creative fans I understand that professors are to think the ever-bizarre title lacks constantly feeling the need to give some deeper meaning. their students extra materials to The origin of the band, unlike broaden the spectrum of the creation of its unusual name, THE REVIEW /File Photo understanding. has a slightly more detailed history On many different levels, Love Seed Mama jump pleases university students. Their debut CD sold out of 2,500 copies in less than two months. What I don't understand is if they rooted in Dewey Beach, Del. feel these materials are imponant The band started out acoustically graduated." at Christmas helped sales." influences on Love Seed Mama has lyrics that most Newark enough to assign, why don't these in the summer of 1991 when Stack Drunk at the Stone Balloon, "Yeah, and our friends probably Jump are The Violent Femmes and residents can identify with: "I even instructors take the time to discuss a.nd Arzt were playing together and their first CD, was released just bought eight or nine copies each," Camper Van Beethoven. pay for parking in my own damn them in class? met the four other members. after Christmas and sold out of its Wiedmann added. "We expected "We basically are influenced by town!" This does not hold true for every "It began as a joke," says bass first pressing, 1,500 copies, in two those CDs to last until summer." anyone that has a sense of humor," "We plan to release another CD single class. It does, however, guitarist Pete Wiedmann. "We weeks. A thousand more copies Love Seed plays bars all over he says. later this fall that will have more happen and I think that if one hour is were just a group of friends playing were produced, and they were the Delaware, Philadelphia and The band plays cover songs like originals on it," he says. spent on this 'busy work', when our together at the beach." almost completely gone within the New Jersey shore areas. They In Your Eyes in their own unique When the band recently time as students can be spent so Paul Voshell. drummer. and next five weeks. credit the Rusty Rudder in Dewey way, tumin_g a sentimental son~t bv introduced another original to their much more constructively, then it is Dave James, percussionist, joined The CD includes covers of Beach as their "first big bar." Peter Gabriel into a fast-paced song set called Mashing in the Mosh Pit, something that needs to stop or at in 1992 and the band developed the "Walking on the Moon" by the However, they don't see their the crowd can mosh to. Wiedmann said the audience least be recognized. sound that many now recognize. Police and "Domino" by Van success as a result of one "big "It's hard to play some of our response was positive. The most intelligent argument All members of Love Seed, Arzt Morrison, as well as two original . break." originals live," Wiedmann says. "Generally, if the audience , , against what I have said so far is (lead vocals and harmonica), Brian songs, "Free" and "She Likes the "It was just sort of a chain of "Some of them are mellow and the doesn't catch on to a new song, Dead" . To say that the band events," Wiedmann says. "Once we crowds don't really want to hear then.we realize it sucks," he says. , • probably that stud~nts should Gore (lead guitarist), Stack, !:, welcome this extra knowledge with Wiedmann, Voshell and James, members were surprised at the got our manager [Elvin Steinberg, that. Once our originals are on CD, "We love to play," Arzt open arms and not worry about attended the university at one lime album's success would be former owner of the Stone maybe people will be more open to explains. "There's nothing I'd whether they will be tested on the or another. · somewhat of an understatement. Balloon]. we started getting better them." rather be doing. We'd love to take information or whether it is covered "We all went here," Wiedmann "We were shocked," Stack says. gigs." They currently include three of it further, but if we do, we do and in class or not. says, "but only two of us "I'm sure the fact that it came out Arzt says the biggest musical their own songs in their sets. Free if we don't, we don't." ' · I am not an advocate for :~ ignorance and I do believe students need to go beyond the classroom for ·' a well-rounded education, but why should we take time out, possibly Sarah McLachlan fumbles toward success from other classes, and complete a task that will never be formally addressed in class? Canadian singer unleashes her most personal and provacative work to date with 'Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.' Time is of the essence and it is completely understandable if the Fumbling Towards Ecstasy the nose. "Through this world I've stumbled so marry professor simply does not have the Sarah ,'v',cl.achlan After Into the Fire from 1991's Solace times betrayed/ trying to find an honest word to time to explore every facet of the AristiJ caught lhe ears of MTV's 120 Minutes crowd, find the truth enslaved," go the lyrics to subject. But they should not assign Crade:B+ McLachlan was poised and ready to conquer Possession. things in a way that makes the the world wilh her powerful songwriting and Each and every song nms with this theme, student feel guilty for not completing BY M. lYE COMER lyrics. touching on the darker side of the human fnterWnmenr Edror anassignment. Honestly, will a But anyone expecting a collectioo of songs corxlition. student really be missing out on a To the untrained ear, the voice of Sarah "Hold on/ hold on to yow-sel/1 this is gonn.a . pertinent aspect of the class? McLachlan may be totally indistinguishable hurt like hell," she sings on Hold On, a single . The university is responsible for from that of Sinead 0 ' Connor, Delores also included on the AIDS benefit albwn No O'Riordain of the Cranberries or any other AJtemative. i= wasting the student's time as well. Music For example, the "required reading" Irish-bred female singer. But what six: says is only pan of the picture. that is assigned to incoming On one level, they all possess angelically What makes J RACHEL CERICOLA ON .•. Updike's magical Brazilian tour CROSS _, Y ~ CULTURE A legendary author journeys into ~-- $ 10 in advance. Doors open desolation and finds ... at6p.m. In the midst of all of this Tomorrow, the Del Haven will host Tony Travalini and Isabel and Tristllo si mply never grow up: Olympic fanfare, I know Brazil All the Rage. Their shows john Updike their relationship remains forever one of we've forgotten there are things to do outside of your have been flailing lately and Alfred A Knopf, Inc. adolescent need and lust. The murder should draw many men, due 260 pages which ends the book could have been house. However, I don ' t know to the crowd of women that BY TERRY MCGOVERN tragic, but asking these characters to usually hove rs around the Staff RRponer about all of them, so if you stage. A black street thug named Tristllo, have any interesting news, please call The Review at Al so tom orrow, dance band sunning himself on the beach of Rio de Redd Kross will be at the Janeiro, becomes aroused by "the 831-2771. Books Wilburfest is slowly Trocadero in Philadelphia, impression of total public nudity," an along with band Gimme. It illusion created when Isabel Leme's pale creeping up on us (set for May 7). It's time to start should be worth the drive. bikini blends with her skin. Isabel is the Love Seed Mama Jump daughter of a wealthy Brazilian summon the required dignity is absurd. I thinking about basking in the ask myself whether Updike wrote Brazil sun's glow, without a clue to will perform tomorrow at The ambassador and she wouldn't mind some Stone Balloon. It seems to be carefree rebellion in her life. with a mischievous sense of humor. what's going on in the Updike is, of course, one of America's immediate radius. becoming their home away "This dolly, I think she was made for from home . (for their many me," Tristllo says. No introductions are most talented writers . Ranging from More imponamly, it's time fans as well). children's books to poetry, Updik ~' s to stan thinking about which necessary. He offers her a stolen ring and, At the Barn Door in after a moment's flirtatious fussiness, she oeuvre covers the spectrum of known bands will be playing to genre. At my high school, Updike's ninth accompany the all-day love· Wilmington tomorrow, accepts the gift. The pair adjourn to her Famous will put on a show uncle's apartment and consummate their novel, The Coup, was used to in . The committee is in search with Columbia Records' Jeff love. Isabel's father and uncle demand that demonstrate the fl exibility of the English of bands, who can back up she leave Tristllo; she defies them. language. And here the frontier is explored some ability with a tape. Call Buckley. So begins John Updike's 42nd book, a again: Updike's sentences are dangerous 738-5803 . Deadline for Tickets to watch for 22-year tour through a well-envisioned and exciting, coursing through Brazil like submissions is March 6. include the few seats left for Brazil and a silly, overrated love affair. the Amazon. Tonight, the Unitarian the third Pink Floyd show Meandering from the high life in the large It is tempting to label the dialogue Universalist Church on Willa added to the Vet on June 4. cities to near starVation in the hinterlands, Road will host a little festival The Trocadero will host see BRAZIL page B3 with Tallman, Sound Asleep, major amounts of big-name Swivel, Daydream and acts in the coming month, so Rumplestlltskin. Doors open now's the time 'to get tickets. at 6 p .m. and admission is Folk-ish, alternative band only five bucks. Buffalo Tom will be coming WHAT· ~ S N-E,W? Also tonight, the to the Trocadero on March Warehouse Pub in Elkton 10. Tickets are a measly 10 For the week of Feb. 25-March 4 will host Tommy Conwell bucks. ·oATE I ~~.ru.~c I· and the Little Kings along The Pogues will be with risinl! newcomers boostinl! their new album, Juliet's Wishing Well (they Wailing For Herb, at the FEBRUARY'25 Albums On Deadly Ground Jackson Street After Hours: just seem to be playing Trocadero on March 12. Soundtrack The Roots of Jazz In Seattle everywhere). The Dead Milkmen will Big Country The Best Of Big Angle Soundtrack - Paul de Barros There will also be a most play the Trocadero with 1793: First recorded Country The lovely Golden Gate Soundtrack Urban Romance - Nelson meeting of a definitely prom1smg Possum Dixon for only Scottish fellas who told us George performance by Gangster eight bucks on March 17. president's "cabinet." about their Big Country are Movies Pump at the Del Haven Cafe And if you're really back to tell us about it again. Videos in Wilmington. motivated, get tickets for Glass Tiger The Best of 8 Seconds - The new After last week's show at the Brand New Heavies, 1841: Pierre Renoir, Glass Tiger - Are there such release starring the ever-so The Fugitive Harrison French Impressionist things? Looks like some popular "zip code" favorite the Logan House, audiences coming with Jamiroquai on Ford shows us that even are desperately praying for record companies are in Luke Perry. The title April 5. Sorry, it's for the painter, is born. when he's on the run, he ' s yet another album giveaway over-21 crowd only. desperate need. indicates how long you 'II be still awesome to look at. (please this time, let it be Finally, if you ,haven't Yanni Yanni Live able to put up with the flick. Boxing Helena - Be careful 1901 : J.P. Morgan some Bachman Turner heard yet, there· ~ a new Everyone ' s favorite Greek Greedy - Kirk Douglas and who you flirt with for they Overdrive). incorporates first pianist is back to tempt our Michael J. Fox (quite a might become so obsessed place to hang otit. The Tonight and tomorrow, Delaware Youth 1\or tthe bif/ion-dollar musical taste buds with a live combo, eh?) star in this flick that they cut off your limbs album. about, well, greed. 'Nough Montana Wildaxe will be Performing Arts , Hall, corporation. and keep you in a box. performing at the Logan Hammer Funky Head Hunter said. Needful Things - The latest lo'cated on Webb Street in -At last, the revamped, nail House. Maybe it will be Wilmington, offers a variety Stephen King thriller. some kind of trippy, love-in, 1964: ,Cassius Clqy . banger h_as put our longing to Books The Good Son - Macauley of bands each weekend. ., Woodstock-type of weekend Afterward, there' s usually (MuhtlmnJed Ali) wins .. ,. rest t1y ~ fih1lrly giV'ih)f' us • is back t o·Clnnoy-'with- an··evit· there. a scrumptious rave going on Wor/t:IHeavyweightn,f! · something else to tra ~ h . Married In The Movies vengeance. Look out, he s Thank you, Hammer. Edited by Kyle Roderick bad. You know it , you know. If you're truly motivated, to the wee hours of the Boxing Championship. get to the Trocadero tonight night for thos e who can for Quicksand. Tickets are hack the all-night party. ·, Test your knowledge of ... Movie Times MOVIE LINES A. I don't know C. 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THE REVIEW. 83 The truth behind man's (and woman's) best friend BY RACHEL CERICOLA America had a viv id picture of every man's worst fnlr~in BREW-haha! and theorize over a cup of coffee. from around the world for you to Panini TriColore with mozzarella, BREW-haha! in Greenville . Powder Mill Square Today one only needs to go as far choose from. basil and plum tomatoes on seven 3842 Kennett Pike as Greenville, Del., to find such a As one relaxes with a cappuccino grain bread. These delicious provides a good read and a tasty Greenville, Del. place. and browses through the pages of delights art: enough to satisfy the Mon.-Fri. 6 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat.-Sun. BREW-haha! is a combination of Vogue, New York or House toughest cripc. cup of java. 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Ninety East Main Cafe and Newark Beautiful, the sounds of Puccini fill To finish off the meal right, the Grade A Newsstand, with a little Bach the air. counters are-full of fresh-baked pies BY SEA~ NEARY thrown into the background. The coffee is rich, flavorful and a an.d mouthiwatering pastries to Seniot S1J1 ll#pMH When one enters the espresso superior tasting brew . The enJOy. "/ now sit down in a little old cafe, they are overcome with the cappuccino comes with a thick head If not counting calories, one coffee-houe, where dignified sounds of classical music and the of steamed milk and a full-bodied might especi ~lly enjoy the heavenly citizens with high collars and the aromatic scents of rich roasted flavor that can't be beat. cheesecake ~ r the chocolate- and half-wits from the neighboring coffees and fresh-baked pastries. caramel-covered pretzels. academy dressed in some iind of Works of fine art cover the walls BREW-haha! gives a person the "constructivist" shirts, sit next to of the small cafe, and a food counter perfect opportunity to relax and each other in peaceful co features many delightful muffins, Dining enjoy some Mthe finer things in existence." - llya Ehrenburg, pastries and light lunches. life. Russian writer, 1922. One can choose from a wide I ~ It has capfured the warm and In the early pan of the century, variety of different flavored coffees, cozy atmosp ~ ere of the European great intellectuals gathered in coffee cappuccinos and espressos all made If one desires more than just coffee housestand combined them houses throughout Europe to fresh from the finest beans. coffee, a wide variety of soups, with the tmosphere of a discuss literature, science and the For those who do not have a taste salads and sandwiches is also neighborhood uncheonette. arts. 'for coffee, BREW-haha! also offers available. BREW-hah ~ ! is in Greenville The establishments were teas, sparkling waters, hot apple Start the meal with the soup of about a 20-minute trip from Newark frequented by many of the cider and freshly-squeezed juices. the day and some crusty french 0 revolutionary thinkers of the day. To add to the delight of one' s bread. ;f~:~ :rh~~~e;o~~: ~h ee~~~~:~: From Picasso to F. Scott Fitzgerald, cappuccino, there are more than 600 Next, try the honey baked ham atmosphere aJtt the friend! y service the great minds gathered to debate titles of magazines and newspapers with brie on a croissant or the are defmite reasons to make the trip. THE REVIEW Jl(elly Bennett Odor leaves a stench Assignments should be relevant continue~ from page B 1 exaggeration, but why put any more made against lhi ~ senseless waste of . unnecessary stress on these innocent time, there will\ probably not be embarrassment, I really thought I souls? It is stressful enough just change while I am here. overthelocalscene would be tested on this book and I anticipating freshman year and being The anxiety of ~g the book in would be kicked out of the university cut from the apron strings. time for.the be~g of the semester BY PEJER R. HALL magazine said on the inside front The staff of Odor will have more for not completing it. I don't know why the university's gives me the weirdlfeeling this is the SUH~rr cover. sex before next month, Eugene If I only knew then what I knew orientation program finds it secret initiation ritUal pronouncing An Odor covered Newark in the In their flfSt issue, Odor reviewed promised. now. necessary to torture future college the entrance of more1freshmen. I'll early morning hours of Valentine's 10 releases, two of which are In their second issue, Odor will To my utter surprise I was not students. It seems the whole program On that note, I think read · Day. compilations. Only one was from a interview Spit, former local singer tested on the book, and for those exists because the university thrives Beloved again. Som~lhing tells me I A new publication called Odor local band. and the owner of several 1-900 lines freshmen who did as I did, don't be on the knowledge that these really would enjoy it now. was revealed to residents of the area So much for the "local scene." in the Los Angeles area. According embarrassed- just TELL ALL individuals are naive and will ' THE INCOMING FRESHMEN basically perform any task regardless Lauren Mednick is an dssistant from Philadelphia to Baltimore. Eugene felt the need to cover to Eugene, Spit has also been YOU KNOW. Maybe if we work of its usefulness, or lack thereof in features editor for TheiReview. Odor is dedicated to publicizing non-local bands was justified "making waves in the West Coast this case. Feature Forum appears evety other original music and sex because, because there is no techno scene in bondage and S&M communities." together we can stop this insanity. I realize, despite all the arguments Friday. according to the editors, who the area and the editors wanted the Again, so much for the "local Insanity may be a bit of an refused to identify themselves, first issue to focus on techno. scene." "these two topics do not receive In its mission statement, Odor Larry said Spit is inherently enough publicity." claims to be breaking new ground in interesting because "he walks According to an unnamed editor, journalism by being the first around on stage with a huge dildo the staff of Odor do not want their magazine to always write the truth strapped to his waist. To me, that's identities known because they fear a and never be afraid to offend artists. interesting." violent backlash will result from the "If you sell it, we have a right to Eugene said Spit used to perform Marghefitas topics discussed in future issues. present an opinion of it," said the in the local area but relocated to the statement. West Coast about two or three years The "release reviews" in the first ago. PIZZA·, issue, however, would lead readers With the addition of the Spit to believe there are no bad Interview, the second Odor will be 134 ·EAST MAIN STREET • 368-4611 musicians. The reviews read like even bigger than the first. press releases. The Odor crowd distributed Eugene claims the reviews were 15,000 conies of their magazine in not press releases, but the staff of liebrli~fy :.-r:mr saici 'llii:'y 'p1an to Odor felt this way about every one print 30,000 in March. L • of these bands. Since its release this month, Odor Larry also stood by the reviews, has received a lot of attention from saying that he really felt the the merchants. Stores on Main Street, as drummer for Mother Nature's Black well as stores in Philadelphia and Light Rainbow really does smoke, Baltimore, are planning to advertise which is what he wrote in the in Odor next month, according to review. Larry. Music is not all that this big stink Larry said he looks at the is about. magazine as "an art form," a way of "We will focus on music, expressing his ideas. Larry does not photography, editorials and sex;" expect to make money on OdtJr, but states the mission statement of hopes it will begin to pay for itself Odor. after a few months. The cover of Odor magazine's Eighteen pages on these four The next issue is expected to first issue. topics. Two pages on sex, if you blow into Newark around the 15th of consider hemorrhoids and urinary March. He explained they are afraid area tract disorders sexual. These two musicians ma'y want to hurt the pages were in the form of a column writers when Odor is critical of their called "Ask Uncle Ernie." work. Although Eugene would not Two editors of Odor gave admit the letters Ernie answered statements to The Review. During were fabricated, he said he hopes interviews, they used the readers will send in letters for Ernie pseudonyms Eugene and Larry. to answer in the future . \\ Eugene would allow The Review Ernie is also a sexist. In a sidebar A,.,.EII,.IOII!tt \ a face-to-face interview with the about men and women, Ernie writes, I entire staff of Odor if we would "In the hysteria on trying to get I agree to their demands. equality, women really screwed up." FINANCIAL AID RECIPIENTS \ These included that we meet in a He furthers his weak argument secluded area after dark. Eugene and with, "Why are women depressed? cohorts would arrive wearing masks. Who cares?" And the closing to The Review would be allowed to Ernie's column is "men are not To apply for financial aid for the 1994/95 academic year, you must file: have a photograph only if we happy either, but at least they do provided a woman who would cool stuff." smoke a cigar while wearing a bikini Life is not all a bed of roses with to join them in the photo. the staff of the magazine. 1. The 1994/95 Renewal form if you have received it by mail. For all of the eccentricity , the Eugene himself was disappointed staff of OdtJr have a definite goal . with the premier issue of Odor. "We will cover the 'scene' from "There wasn't enough sex," he Philadelphia to Baltimore," the said. OR 2. The 1994/95 Free Application for Federal Student Aid if you did not receive the Renewal Form or are a new appli~ant for financial aid. The free application is available in the Student TO ADVERTISE IN A Services Building at 30 Lovett Avenue. , FOUR STAR I ALL AMERICAN NEWSPAPER REMEMBER: It is your responsibility to file the 1994/95 Renewal CALL 831-1398 Form or the Free Application for l~ederal Student OR Aid with the Processing Center. DROP BY OUR OFFICE MON. • FRI. FROM 10 • 3 *** YOU must file to receive Financial Aid *~-* REVIEW ADVERTISING: YOUR KEY TO SUCCESS! STAINED PAGES ON D.CK "They -·d It II Friday • Men's basketball vs. Maine 7:30 p.m. •Women's basketball at Maine 7:30p.m. • Hockey at ACHL playoffs at Penn State "/ think early on we were a Saturday little confused as to why we •Men's and women's indoor track at Lehigh were inconsistent." Sundal . - Delaware women's basketball junior guard Bev Santee. •Men s basketball ·YS. N. Hampshire 1 p.m. •Women's basketball at N. H'pshire 1 p.m. I Friday The Meview, Volume 120, Number 39 Februar 25, 1994 • 85 Sports;,, Review Bad luck for Black Bears basketball By Bri~n Hickey The Maine women's team was disqualified from the NAC playoffs. I I BY IOHN Blt\CK grips with the verdict. including the NAC T6urnament, would be Special IJ 1he RI!W!w "It's perplexing to me because it seems one aver the maximum number mcootests A winner The long, cold winter for University of like a very, very extrerre penalty," Palombo should they participate in NAC postseason Maine athletic teams got even colder said. "We carre up with a burx:h ' r 86 • THE REVIEW. February 25,1994 Skating with Hens A Clos•r Look- continued from page 85 shoulder pads, T-shirts, jl:neys ml socks. ll was so hoclrey - to love the spcat is to bepn Ita spilL kM:its~ockr. "Now, sq> flcing ~clock." "Wow, you do like hockey," Justin February 25, 1994 • THE REVIEW. 8 7 Have You Made Plans For Your Su01tner Job? 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MELISSA © Edward Julius Collegiate CW872 8 ACROSS 46 Scrooge's words 17 Prefix : layer ~~~w 47 Gathers in 18- of Galilee 1 Moscow-Washington 50 Girl's na me 23 Former Br itish connection (2 wds .) 51 "- on parle singing star 8 Cut short, as a franca is" 24 "-in the LAMBDA KAPPA takeoff 52 Old Ireland hand ... " 13 Crane of fiction 53 Darn 25 Ala - 14 Synagogue scro 11 54 Re 1i ef from bore- 27 Dole and Byrd BETA IS 01 d Robert Conrad dom ( 3 wd s ) (abb r.) TV series ( 4 wds. ) 58 Approache s· 29 Young gi r l 19 Part of TWA 59 Dunk 31 Poet Pound, et a 1. 20 Iowa State U. site 60 Colll110 n - 32 Mature U OF DELAWARE'S ONLY LOCAL SORORITY!! 21 Dixie (abbr.) 61 Sk in swelling 33 Ci vil rights 22 March-corrrnand words organization 23 - beer· DOWN 35 Fruit-derived acid 25 Give a hoot 36 "Do I da re to eat INFORMATION NIGHT: SUNDAY FEBRUARY 27TH 26 Sixth sense 1 "- deck!" - ?"-- T.S . Eliot 27 Massage 2 Yellow shades 37 Japanese herbs DICKINSON A/B COMMONS 28 Siouan Indians of 3 U.S. rrountain r ang e 41 Judge and jury Nebraska (2 wds.) 44 Loath 7:30-9:00 30 Pertaining to the 4 Grassy areas 45 Finn's friend wi nd 5 Wading bird 48 Une ven , as if 34 Fit to be tied 6 - pros. gnawe d away 35 Mozart's bi rthp 1ace 7 Actor Byrnes 49 WW I group OPEN RUSH: MONDAY FEBRUARY 28TH (2 wd s.) 8 "O nce upon - " 50 Descartes and 38 Style of painting 9 Rave 1 composition LaCos te HARRINGTON A/B LOUNGE (2 wds.) 10 Conmands (abbr . ) 52 Actor Richa rd- 39 - Scrolls 11 - de a 1 53 Ancient Gau 1s 7:30-9:00 40 Cha nge the actors 12 Ronmel 's battle- 55 Once named 42 Pretending shyness ground (3 wds.) 56 Ki nsman 43 "- Kapital" 16 Move like a tail 57 950, to Brutus THEME NIGHT: TUESDAY MARCH 1ST RUSSELL C LOUNGE 7:30-9:00 FIND OUT ABOUT US AT INFORMATION NIGHT • OR CALL ERIN AT 737-8476 WE WELCOME FRESHMEN, SOPHOMORES, AND JUNIORS! 3 IH Comics February 25, 1994 . 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