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V. tthe t9bi}$$ei} 10 MARCH, 2006 I VOL.LXXXVII N°41 Downs Pooh and Barnaby: hooking up since 1918 F.*w.~ ^£2^ta 2 CULTURE FRIDAY, 10 MARCH, 2006 THE UBYSSEY ! Sickly sweetness sure to please your average preteen AQUAMARINE FRIDAY, 10 MARCH, 2006 now playing VOL.LXXXVII N°41 by Jesse Ferreras EDITORIAL BOARD CULTUREWRITER COORDINATING EDITOR Jesse Marchand One would think that Splash and [email protected]. ca The Little Mermaid might have NEWS EDITORS Paul Evans <5d Eric Szeto beached the fish meets human [email protected] genre for good—apparently not The CULTURE EDITOR Simon Underwood mermaid film has flipped back onto [email protected]. ca the big screen in 2006 with SPORTS EDITOR Megan Smyth Aquamarine, a sweet, big-hearted [email protected] teen fantasy-comedy that, despite its FEATURES/NATIONAL EDITOR cringe-inducing corniness, is more Bryan Zandberg than likely to please its target mati [email protected]. ca nee audience at the cineplex. Claire and Hailey (Emma PHOTO EDITOR Yinan Max Wang [email protected] Roberts and Joanna "Jojo" Levesque) are spending a final PRODUCTION MANAGER Michelle Mayne summer together at Claire's grand [email protected] parents' beach resort in Bay COORDINATORS Bridge. Angst-ridden over the fact that Hailey will be joining her VOLUNTEERS Colleen Tang marine biologist mother in [email protected] Australia before school starts RESEARCH/LETTERS Claudia Li ("She's scientific...more like horrif [email protected] ic"), the girls make a last-ditch effort to stay together, praying dur girls have been fawning all sum my age, rerninding me that I had to high-pitched versions of Gollum— The Ubyssey is the official student newspaper of the University flatter Aqua with compliments of British Columbia. It is published every Tuesday and Friday ing their last sleepover to the "god mer, in exchange for the granting seriously suspend my cynicism. by The Ubyssey Publications Society. We are an autonomous, of hurricanes" for a miracle. of a wish. Their initial resistance That said, the reactions of everyone about her beauty. democratically run student organisation, and all students are Although the god's initial to help Aqua is made all the worse around throwing up big laughs at Likewise, it is nearly impossible encouraged to participate. f! response is to decimate the resort, by Cecilia (Arielle Kebbel), the pris each corny word of dialogue let me to take the hero-figure Raymond Editorials are chosen and written by the Ubyssey staff. They their prayers bring them a miracle sy daughter of the local TV weath know that Aquamarine is more than seriously when he constantly are the expressed opinion of the staff, and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Ubyssey Publications Society or the in the form a the luminous mer erman who strolls around Bay likely to win praises from the people emerges on screen in slow motion, University of British Columbia. All editorial content appearing in t maid named Aquamarine (Sara Bridge with a blonde-tourage con it was made for. The film is squeaky- his presence accompanied by the The Ubyssey is the property of The Ubyssey Publications Society. Paxton), who is informed via stantly in tow, likewise seeking the clean, with lead characters who put Bodyrockers' "I Like the Way You Stories, opinions, photographs and artwork contained herein cannot be reproduced without the expressed, written permission seashell that in order to escape a heart of handsome Raymond. nary a foot on the wrong side of Move"—but the aural sentiment of The Ubyssey Publications Society. h loveless marriage under the sea, Claire and Hailey must make morality and radiate a sweet charm was clearly echoed by the young The Ubyssey is a founding member of Canadian University Press 1 she must prove to her father that Raymond fall in love with Aqua throughout—particularly teen pop viewers sitting behind me. (CUP) and adheres to CUP's guiding principles. love truly exists. within five days, all the while hid star Jojo, who appears on her way to I'm anticipating at some point Letters to the editor must be under 300 words. Please include Claire and Hailey rear the mer ing her nautical nature or else risk securing a respectable acting career that someone will read this review your phone number, student number and signature (not for maid in their home, hiding her in separating them forever. to accompany her musical talents. and tell me, "Chill out, it's just a publication) as well as your year and faculty with all submissions. ID will be checked when submissions are dropped off at the a water tower by night, and agree I knew from the moment I The film's sweetness, while consis movie." To you I will respond that editorial office of The Ubyssey, otherwise verification will be done $ to help her win the affections of walked into the theatre that I was tent, is sometimes cringe-worthy, I'm just a student critic, and that by phone. "Perspectives" are opinion pieces over 300 words but Raymond (Jake McDorman), a way out of my league. Every seat particularly in a scene in which if you enjoy this kind of film you under 750 words and are run according to space. "Freestyles" are opinion pieces written by Ubyssey staff members. Priority will be FT dreamy lifeguard over whom the was filled with viewers about half starfish-earrings—that sound like will not be disappointed. SI given to letters and perspectives over freestyles unless the latter is time sensitive. Opinion pieces will not be run until the identity of si the writer has been verified. 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