FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 – Keep the Cat Free – ISSUE 1687 Felix
The Student Newspaper of Imperial College London
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First wave of strikes come to an end PAGE 3 ARTS
It's about time for a Picnic at Hanging Rock
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FILM Imperial has one of the largest property portfolios among London universities // Imperial College London Imperial's property holdings revealed
NEWS of London universities for postgraduate students, buildings, such as the Mo- from rent from commer- and include a significant with prices up to £430/ lecular Sciences Research cial property increased to Our picks for this Fred Fyles amount of student ac- week. The College has Hub, which will cost an nearly £10 million. Editor-in-Chief commodation. Through been accused by some estimated £154.4 million, Overall, Imperial has year's Oscars' data obtained from postgraduates of aggres- Imperial has greatly increased the total fixed Ceremony freedom of information sively marketing GradPad increased its property assets it owns – a category Large property requests, as well as pub- at the expense of alter- investments. Last year it that includes freehold land PAGE 20 portfolios, rapid licly available records native housing options increased its holdings in and buildings, fittings, and expansion, and luxury and statements, Felix has accessible to all budgets. investment property by equipment – from £1.37 SPORTS found Imperial has large more than £60 million, billion to over £1.5 billion PG accommodation sums of money invested Imperial’s Expansion from £116.6 million to over the past academic – Felix investigates in property currently £179.1 million, largely year. This is one of the Imperial's property under construction, and Imperial has been through the acquisition of largest portfolios among holdings. has increased its proper- rapidly expanding over a large site in North Acton London universities – ty portfolio dramatically the past few years, with a currently used by Dixon equivalent to LSE, Queen mperial College over the past year. number of developments Carphone. Sales of invest- Mary’s University of Full coverage of London’s property Imperial owns driven by the move to ment property generated London, and St. Georges holdings are among GradPad, two blocks of White City. Alongside £6 million for the College Bottle Match the most extensive high-end accommodation the new educational last year, while income Cont. pg 5 PAGES 41-44 I
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EDITORIAL NEWS [email protected] CONTENTS EDITORIAL 2 Elections are upon us First five days of strikes end with Imperial calling for NEWS 3-7 les – Felix E COMMENT 8-10 o, we’ve made it. Fy dit have said holding onto As my Facebook ed or anger is like holding onto The Felix Team review of UUK changes Fr SCIENCE 11-12 timehop helpful- a hot coal, but perhaps in ly reminded me this current weather that’s Editor-in-Chief NEWS proposals. In a statement TECH 13-14 Sthe other day, it has been exactly what is required. Fred Fyles for Felix, a College rep- • a full year since I start- Plus I don’t think the Deputy Editor Fred Fyles resentative said: “recog- ARTS 15-16 ed plastering my face Buddha ever had to deal Joanna Wormald Editor-in-Chief nising that this work may around campus in an with the Fusion price • take time and go beyond BOOKS 17-18 effort to have the chance increase, so I’d take the News Editor the statutory deadline for to plaster this paper advice with a pinch of Joanna Wormald Imperial shift position changes to be introduced, FILM 20-21 • around campus instead. salt. Politics Editors as lecturers and and if asked to do so, the MUSIC 25-28 I can’t say I look back Avirup Banerjee support staff walkCollege has pledged to on those two weeks of The sabbatical roles Divyen Vanniasegaram out for five days, with carry its share of the risk GAMES 29 electioneering fondly; in aren’t ones you can • of staying on the current fact, they were probably do adequately without Comment Editors strikes set to continue. scheme while this work is Alan Perfect TRAVEL 30-31 two of the most stressful at least a modicum of Charlie Titmuss completed.” weeks I’ve experienced passion for the job; after • mperial College This week saw the FOOD 33 since coming to univer- all, many of you could Science Editor London senior completion of the first sity. This year things probably be earning quite Rosie Dutt management have five days of strike action, LIBERATION 35 are probably going to • called on Univer- a bit more working for a Tech Editor with a number of Imperial be even more intense, large faceless corporation, Tom Mrazek Isities UK to reevaluate staff and students braving HANGMAN 36-37 since the two weeks of so the decision to work for • their proposed changes the cold weather to stand PUZZLES 38 campaigning and voting is a difficult time for the anybody puts themselves not quite as much, in a not Arts Editors to the Universities Su- on picket lines. The fifth are going to be crammed current sabbatical officers; forward because they’re quite as large, not quite Indira Mallik perannuation Scheme day of action ended with into one. If there are any we’re going to spend most happy with the status quo: as faceless charity must JJ Cheng (USS), amid concerns a demonstration in central SPORTS 39-44 Adam Gellatly lectures not being can- of the week listening to you nominate yourself mean it’s something you • over data and analysis. London, joined by Imperi- celled by the strikes next our potential successors because you have opin- take an interest in. Hold Books Editors In an email sent out al staff and students. Last week, I’m sure they’ll be point out all the things ions on what hasn’t been on to that passion; don’t JJ Cheng to staff on Tuesday af- Tuesday, UUK and UCU taken up by innumerable that haven’t done, and delivered, and you have let it be extinguished when Alice Peberdy ternoon, Professor Alice announced a joint arbitra- awful shout-outs, so • Gast, President, and promise to do a better job ideas about how to deliver you get into your role, but Music Editors tion attempt through Acas, look forward to that. than we have. Ouch. I get them – whether that’s instead use it to push for Professor James Stirling, an industrial conciliation Students and staff on the march on Wednesday // Ansh Bhatnagar Felix Office Andy Djaba Beit Quad, Prince Consort As for me, I’m nearly why it has to be done, but improving the counselling change, and achieve all Adrian LaMoury Provost, said the College service. Talks are sched- Road free! This time next week it ain’t going to feel good. service, bringing back the things you don’t think Henry Eshbaugh “are now calling upon uled to begin on Monday think it would be foolish once and for all.” “On Tuesday the Pres- have averted the strike. London, SW7 2BB voting will have closed, But it is something the SCR breakfasts, or just we’ve done. • UUK and USS to jointly 5th March. for anyone to predict the UCU representatives ident announced a huge “It is up to UUK to get Tel: 020 79548072 and we should be about to sabbatical team need to trying to make Imperial a So if you’re running Film Editors convene an expert group, outcome of the analysis, welcomed the news. Dr shift in the position of the to grips with the reality Email: [email protected] Mikhail Demtchenko find out who next year’s hear, myself included. friendlier place to be. make sure you don’t pull Ashley Luckyram including both their advis- so let’s do it, and then Michael McGarvey, pres- senior management at Im- of the situation and come felixonline.co.uk sabbatical team are. For Many people run, not out For all those running, I any punches; shout loud ers and leading academic work out what the best ident of Imperial UCU, perial, altering their hard- to a fair and acceptable @feliximperial Mark Aduol “In an email, whoever succeeds me as of some desire for change, ask one thing: this week and clear about what you Michael Purdy experts, to provide full way forward is.” told Felix: “During the line stance in supporting settlement. Until then our Printed by Mortons Media Felix Editor, I wish them or to do good (although might go by in a blur, but want to do, and make sure • transparency” on UUK’s Alice Gast said Rhidian Thomas, second week of the strike the implementation of the strike will continue.” Group, Boston Road, the best of luck, and pray those do come into play), never forget that feeling you go ahead and do it. TV Editor proposals. It came four Imperial College Union’s our members at Imperial very detrimental changes The development Horncastle, Lincolnshire Andrew Melville their neurotic tendencies but more out of frustration of anger or frustration that And this goes for Felix. days into industrial action the College Ethics and Environment have continued their to staff pensions. It shows came after more than 60 Registered Newspaper • ISSN 1040-0711 are less pronounced than at how things have been made you run in the first Just don’t be mean about Food Editors by the Universities and 'are now Officer, who has been sup- tremendous support and that the senior manage- universities were affected mine… The next week going so far. I don’t think place. The Buddha might my editorials. Please. Alice Davage College Union (UCU), porting staff on the picket this has been mirrored at ment are at last beginning by industrial action, with Copyright (c) Felix 2018 Andrada Balmez which could last up to 14 calling on UUK line, told Felix: “For too universities throughout to grasp the level of tutorials and lectures can- • days. long, we’ve accepted the celled. UCU have tabled a Travel Editor the country. We have also outrage among staff at Edita Pileckyte A proposal by UUK, to convene an marketisation of higher been heartened by the set of proposals, including • the organisational body expert group'” education as inevitable. great support that we have provision of a guaranteed Felix is recruiting! Puzzles Editor for UK higher education It’s not just students received from our stu- “The UCU pension for members and Hamish Beck institutions, claimed the paying fees who are suf- dents with many joining universities accepting a • fering as a consequence said 'it is up to small amount of increased Sports Editor current USS pension us at the picket lines every Imraj Singh was operating with a Speaking to Professor – we’re now seeing staff’s day.” UUK to get to risk. • deficit of £7.5bn, and the Stirling at the picket line pensions being gambled “The Imperial UCU UCU general secretary Head Photographer employee contributions earlier this week, he told on the stock market. In membership continues to grips with the Sally Hunt said: “We are Joseph O'Connell-Danes had increased by more Felix the developments the context of skyrocket- rise at an unprecedented pleased the employers • over talks were “posi- ing fees, higher student have agreed to more CF Photographer than 50% since 2014. rate as more and more reality of the Fahdi Kanavati This proposal has been tive”: “UUK and UCU numbers and rampant people realise the enor- talks… We have listened • criticised by a number of are getting Acas involved executive pay rises, it’s mity of how damaging situation. Until not just to our members, Copy Editors parties, however, includ- and getting back around unacceptable that ordi- these pension proposals but also to the many uni- Alex Adler ing an Imperial working the table. I think this is a nary staff are expected to are, and is now up by then our strike versity leaders who have Ash Pattar group, who said a “lack really positive develop- bear the cost. As students more than 25% since the contributed ideas.” Astrid Zong will continue'” Selin Olenik of transparency remains ment, so I am hopeful that of Imperial College, we dispute started. Many A number of university Rhidian Thomas a key issue” in the debate. we will be able to reach an ought to be calling on have joined the union leaders had called on We want you – yes, you! We’re looking for writers, photographers, editors, illustrators, reporters, Ezgi Ozyilkan College has committed agreement on this, and a our senior management specifically to support Imperial. Why didn’t they UUK to reopen talks with Myles Lee to “fully resource any good way forward for our to defend their staff and the action, and up to a do this from the outset? If UCU, in an effort to limit computer experts and grammar nerds to join our team. No experience needed – we’ll teach you Hari Choudhury staff” who participate staff.” lobby UUK to ditch the hundred of our members they had used their influ- the likelihood of further Gillian Lee everything you need to know. If you’re interested, send us an email on [email protected] in the evaluation of the He went on to say: “I proposed pension changes have joined picket lines.“ ence properly we might industrial action. 2 3 FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 FELIX FELIX ISSUE 1687
NEWS [email protected] NEWS [email protected] Investment properties, White City developments, and luxury postgraduate accommodation owned by College Cont investment assets which room in halls”. bedspaces. The College to the South Kensington rental income of £720,000 halls aimed at young pro- access to Imperial Home combined – and is greater will provide income in the While the College says this will be done to campus: an en-suite room each week – more than fessionals – I take issue Solutions, an online than that owned by the future as well as academic promises to provide all ensure it has “the critical at Woodward Buildings any other London uni- with the fact there’s no website managed by the University of Oxford. facilities which will allow first-year undergraduates mass needed to develop a costs £131 per week, versity bar KCL, which alternative or support for Student Hub promoting Imperial also has a us to deliver our core with accommodation, vibrant student hub”. The compared to £232 for a owns around 40% more most students who will private landlords as well large number of properties mission.” Last year the its current holdings do new hall will form part room in Eastside Halls. bedspaces than Imperial. not be able to afford it. as other purpose built currently under construc- College invested roughly not allow it to do so: this of the undergraduate first Construction of In a statement for Felix, Imperial should do more student halls. We do send tion: at the end of the past £200 million in its estate, academic year, Imperial Woodward Buildings has a College representative to ensure the marketing information on GradPad academic year they had including projects in accepted 2,715 students, allowed Imperial to keep said Imperial did not that gets to students pro- to students when they £327 million in properties South Kensington and but currently only owns "Imperial has its average rent increase profit from student rents: vides options for students accept their place as it currently under construc- White City. 2,484 bedspaces, not in- year-on-year to around “The College’s approach of all background to allow can be a more conven- tion – the most out of any cluding those in GradPad. increased rent 2.5%, slightly above the to pricing is to ensure them to live comfortably ient option for overseas large London university, Imperial Accommo- As a result, Imperial average inflation rate for rental income covers the and safely, instead of just postgraduate students as including UCL and King’s dation offers students spaces at over the last the period: in 2012, the college’s maintenance, passing on information it can be organised before College London. UCL’s halls which are not owned few years, with average room in Imperi- capital and running costs relevant to the wealthiest they arrive in the UK - but rapid expansion has Imperial has also been and/or operated by the al-owned undergraduate for accommodation, subset and leaving the rest postgraduate students are come under fire recently, rapidly expanding the College, such as Xenia, the average accommodation was but does not generate to figure it out.” informed via the website after academics backed amount of student accom- which provides space for £155/week, compared to a surplus from student The only option for about the options in the a motion of no confi- modation it owns, increas- nearly 150 students and is now standing around £175/week this rents. Student rents are set postgraduate students Im- private rental sector as dence in the university’s ing bedspaces by nearly operated by the Salvation year. every five years and the perial currently lists on its well.” leadership. One of the a fifth over the past five Army Housing Associa- at £175/week” The year Woodward College will consult with accommodation webpage As well as GradPad, UK’s leading judges said years. The College owns tion (SAHA). Buildings opened saw a the Union in the same way for those outside Silwood Imperial previously had UCL management was more than 3,500 bedspac- One way Imperial will sharp increase in rent for when it comes to setting Park is GradPad. While holdings in other post- “intent on driving through es – more than LSE and be trying to make up the year guarantee portfolio. central student accommo- rents for the next five year it does have a private graduate accommodation. a programme of rapid QMUL, but fewer than shortfall is with new ac- It is unclear whether or dation, following lobby- period.” accommodation guide, Last year it sold a block expansion… exposing it UCL or KCL. Space for commodation outside of not the accommodation to ing by Imperial College At the beginning of and puts on events aimed of postgraduate accom- to serious financial and undergraduate students, central London. In 2015 it be constructed will be as Union (ICU) to restructure this academic year, it at helping people find modation to another academic risks”. however, remains tight: in opened Woodward Build- affordable as that on offer pricing of halls. Between was revealed Woodward private accommodation, provider, which has since When asked how the last year’s annual report, ings, a 19-storey building at Woodward Buildings, September 2014 and Sep- Buildings had failed fire Imperial is rapidly expanding into the White City area // Imperial there is no information marketed it to undergrad- College would ensure the College reported its in North Acton with space which is currently subsi- tember 2015, the average safety tests carried out on specific to postgraduate uates; having acquired the current levels of growth growth in enrolments was for 690 students. Last year dised compared to similar rent in central London its cladding in the wake of of Imperial’s White City helpful”. “I think Imperial is very help finding accommoda- students. property in 2012, Imperial are sustainable, a spokes- “weighted towards post- it acquired another plot of accommodation nearby. halls owned by Imperial – the tragic Grenfell Tower campus – are owned by pro-pushing people to tion, at least not in a pro- In a statement, a made a total profit of £9.2 person said: “We have a graduates to avoid putting land in Acton, which will The accommodation including Eastside, South- fire. While having sections Imperial, but operated by use GradPad. If you go active way. I tried looking College spokesperson million. balanced and sustainable strain on our commitment be used to expand the available at Woodward is side, Wilson House, and of cladding that failed UPP, which manages over “Imperial has onto the website there’s at the Imperial accredited said: “All students have strategy for expansion. We to provide all first-year student accommodation significantly cheaper than Pembridge – increased by government-ordered tests, 32,000 rooms in the UK. no advice for PG accom- private accommodation are building a mixture of undergraduates with a on offer to around 1,300 rooms available closer nearly £30, from £166/ Woodward Buildings Prices at GradPad start been accused modation, or find-a-friend page, but the options were week to £193/week. At were confirmed “safe for at £219/week, but go up website; you have to show scarce and expensive.” the time, Tom Wheeler, occupancy” by fire safety to £430/week; all con- of aggressively your own initiative to not Another student, who then Union President, teams. A review of the tracts are for 51 weeks. marketing end up going there. I had completed their PhD at the said: “It is fantastic that rest of Imperial’s halls If all rooms available GradPad pushed on me”. end of the past academic as a result of our lobbying found none used unsafe in GradPad were rented GradPad, its They also said they year, told Felix that while we have secured lower cladding. Woodward out this academic year, felt international students GradPad had “very nice rent for over 1,000 future Buildings is still awaiting it would produce nearly luxury PG were more likely to facilities” and “was worth students.” new cladding. £300,000 in rental income feel compelled to use it if you could afford it”, According to data each week – over 40% of studios” GradPad: “A lot of people it was not an option for Imperial and Grad- all potential income from who stay there are inter- those on the minimum Pad student rents. national, and I think they stipend. “Woodward The most expensive However, they also get screwed over. The “They market it at Postgraduate accom- rooms at GradPad, which pointed out: “One thing way [Imperial] targets it is everyone, including those still has not modation has also been an can be found in the Wood that annoyed me the most very much ‘this is the sim- who may not realise they area in which Imperial has Lane complex, are among was there’s no oven in plest solution, you won’t can’t afford it, and they had its unsafe realised a profit over the the most expensive of all the accommodation. You have to worry about it’, don’t give any alternatives cladding, past few years. Imperial university-owned accom- have hob space, but it gets and I think that appeals to for people who have to owns accommodation for modation – 50% more to a point where you’re people who are travelling look elsewhere. Some which was over 1,000 postgraduate expensive than UCL’s like ‘oh god, why do I not overseas, who can’t see make the assumption they students across two most expensive offering. have an oven?’ That was the properties.” can afford it, because you discovered blocks marketed under the Felix spoke to one really frustrating.” Having These concerns were should be able to afford brand “GradPad”, which postgraduate student, who individual kitchens meant echoed by a number of what Imperial recom- in August, describes itself as “Lon- lived in GradPad’s Batter- “it was quite an antisocial postgraduate students mends, even if you’re on replaced” don’s premier provider sea property last academic environment”, with “no Felix spoke to. One the minimum stipend. of postgraduate student year, who said they had “a encouragement of social student approaching the “While I don’t have accommodation”. good experience overall”. interaction”. end of their PhD at Imperi- any problems with provided by the College, The two complex- They highlighted features They highlighted how al after moving from UCL GradPad itself – I don’t if all College-owned es – Griffon Studios in like the gym, the con- much Imperial had pro- said it wasn’t an isolated think it's unfairly priced bedspaces were rented Battersea, and Wood Lane venience, and “the desk moted GradPad before problem: “Neither UCL considering the benefits, Woodward Buildings continues to have cladding that has failed fire safety tests // Imperial out, it would generate a Studios on the North Site staff were really nice and they started their course: nor Imperial were any and compared to similar GradPad studios go for up to £430/week // Imperial 4 5 FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 FELIX FELIX ISSUE 1687
NEWS [email protected] NEWS [email protected] VarsityFest delayed due to poor weather Imperial confirms teaching missed during strikes will NEWS the rescheduled date, but This year the Headline not be examined students who cannot make match will be the Netball Fred Fyles it will be provided with a 1s, and the Showcase Editor-in-Chief refund. Information about match will be Kabaddi. NEWS The email came two expressed her worries the process for refunds The majority of the days into the strikes, over “uncertainty and lack will be sent out once the matches were scheduled Fred Fyles which could last up to of clarity from College”, VarsityFest has been date has been rearranged. to be played outside. Editor-in-Chief 14 days. UCU members and asked the College to cancelled after snow In a statement, an The current weather voted to take industrial “show sector leadership and high winds hit the ICU representative said: has caused havoc across action following proposed on this matter”. “Due to adverse weather the country, as strong Senior management changes to their pension One issue Prof. country. conditions which are not winds, low temperatures, confirmed studentsscheme by Universities Dougherty highlighted scheduled to change over and heavy snow affected would "not be UK (UUK). was the expectation of his year’s Varsi- the weekend, Sport Impe- transport links. Hundreds The email was fol- departmental staff to min- tyFest has been rial and Imperial College of flights have been can- examined on any lowed by another message imise the impact the strike postponed, fol- Union took the decision celled, and the Met Office material that you from Professor Buitendijk was having on students, lowing heavy today to postpone the has issued a red extreme have not been taught" on Thursday, 1st March which she said was “un- Tsnow and cold weather. annual VarsityFest weather warning for snow saying: “Every effort is reasonable and unviable”. In an update, Imperial competition. We plan to and wind in southwest mperial College being made to ensure Last week, over 700 College Union (ICU) told re-arrange the event at a England. It said: “Long London has con- that the overall goals of students from the Depart- students: “Due to adverse different time. We are dis- interruptions to power firmed students will each module and degree ment of Physics alone weather VarsityFest from appointed that the weather supplies and other utilities not be examined programme are achieved. were affected, as nearly this Saturday 3 March is has impacted the event are very likely to occur, Ion material missed as For Imperial modules and 60% of lecture contact postponed.” Club captains The sports ground under snow… // Sport Imperial as such, but the main along with damage to trees a result of the ongoing where the College has hours and nearly 40% are scheduled to receive concern was the playing and other structures due to strikes by the Univer- final authority, I can reit- of tutorial contact hours Strikes have hit campus over the past two weeks // Joseph O'Connell-Danes emails about contingency thick blanket of snow. Or- the cancellation of this thick layer of snow and conditions at the grounds heavy snow or ice.” The sity and College Union erate my assurances you had to be cancelled. Prof. plans, and students are ganisers have given club week’s Hockey Varsity, frozen over”, and it would and at this moment it is extreme weather has been (UCU). will not be assessed on Dougherty urged the student representatives of tuition fees, started by and we will address this advised to check for captains three options for which was scheduled to send an update later in the not safe to play sport on prompted by icy Siberian In an email sent to all anything that has not been College to “ensure that across the College. We students in the Electronic concern in due course.” updates in the coming a new date, and the choice be played on Wednesday week on when the match frozen ground.” air – dubbed “the beast students last Friday, 23rd taught to you as a result of productive negotiations hope the College consid- and Electrical Engineer- UCU is currently days. ICU has posted pho- will be communicated to afternoon. In a statement, would be rescheduled. VarsityFest 2018 was from the east” – which has February, Professor James strike action.” are reopened between ers the other impacts of ing (EEE) Department, taking industrial action tographs of Heston Sports students in the near future. Sport Imperial said “Har- Tickets for VarsityFest scheduled to take place engulfed the country. Stirling, the Provost, and A number of students UUK and the [UCU] these strikes and takes currently has around over changes to pension Ground buried under a The move follows lington is now under a should still be accepted for this Saturday, 3rd March. Professor Simone Bui- and staff have voiced con- without any further action – urging UUK 2,500 signatures. Students schemes, which it says tendijk, Vice-Provost (Ed- cerns over whether or not delay”. reopen negotiations at other universities have could see academics and ucation), said they wanted assessments later this year In a statement for Felix, between UUK and UCU.” started similar petitions, support staff losing out on to “reassure [students] would include material a Union representative As well as concerns with reports of the number thousands of pounds each that no students will be scheduled to be covered in said: “The Union is glad over examinations, a of students demanding year. Universities UK, the placed at a disadvantage contact time cancelled due to see the College is number of student ac- refunds increasing by governing body propos- due to the strike”. They to the strike. In an email addressing the concerns ademic representatives 10,000 per day. ing the changes, says the told students: “We can sent to Prof. Stirling and we have raised on behalf have been asking whether In the email, Prof. Stir- move is needed to ensure say with certainty that you Prof. Buitendijk earlier on of our members regarding tuition fees would be ling and Prof. Buitendijk the sustainability of the will not be examined on Friday, Professor Michele the impact of the current refunded as a result of the said: “We have also heard scheme – a proposal UCU PHOENIX any material that you have Dougherty, head of the strikes. This is testament strike action. A petition from a number of students disagrees with. not been taught.” Department of Physics, to the work of staff and requesting a partial refund about their tuition fees Imperial’s arts magazine returns! Max Mosley-owned trust funding Imperial lab
NEWS The Alexander Mosley researching the use of trust. Watson is also in the World in 2008. The immigrants of carrying We are interested in: • Poetry Charitable Trust was set MDMA as a treatment for charge of Labour’s poli- trial centred on a News diseases such as leprosy, Joanna Wormald up in memory of Mos- PTSD. Dr. Sessa was due cies on press regulation. of the World story about syphilis, and TB. A copy • Prose Deputy Editor ley’s son, who died of a to speak about his work Mosley bankrolls the Mosley’s sadomasochistic of one of the leaflets carry- suspected drug overdose yesterday at an event state-recognised press involvement with five ing the words “published • Photography The former Formula in 2009. Since then, the hosted by Imperial’s Psy- regulator Impress via the prostitutes, but Mosley by Max Mosley” emerged One boss' trust that trust has donated at least chedelic Studies society, trust. Only a few small was also questioned earlier this week. Mosley • Fine arts £600,000 to the centre, which was cancelled publications and websites on election literature continued to deny his has donated at least which is headed by because of poor weather. have signed up to Impress; published for the British involvement in the 1961 • And more... £600,000 to Imperial. Professor David Nutt. The trust has given the majority of national Union of Fascists, which by-election campaign in Professor Nutt’s recent more than £1 million to St and local publications was led by Mosley’s an interview with Channel mperial’s Centre for work has looked at the Peter’s College, Oxford, are members of the Inde- father, Sir Oswald Mosley. 4 News’ Cathy Newman. Neuropsychophar- potential therapeutic ben- where Alexander Mosley pendent Press Standards During the trial Mosley Police are now assessing macology is partly efits of psychedelic drugs studied. The deputy leader Organisation (Ipso). claimed to have no rec- evidence relating to a funded by a family in treating depression. of the Labour Party, Tom Mosley’s interest in ollection of publishing possible charge of perjury Itrust owned by former The trust has also Watson, has also accepted press regulation stems campaign leaflets calling against Mosley. Formula One boss Max provided funding to Dr. donations totalling more from his successful legal for black people to be The College has not If you’re interested, please email [email protected] Mosley. Ben Sessa, a psychiatrist than £500,000 from the battle against News of deported and accusing commented. 6 7 FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 FELIX FELIX ISSUE 1687
COMMENT [email protected] COMMENT [email protected] What a shame it’s not Valentine’s day... In The Whites… We’d meant to run this article for our Valentine’s Day issue a few weeks ago, but didn’t manage Imperial College Musical Theatre Society’s latest production features a predominantly to. Oh well! A little bit late, Comment Writer Bamish Heck suggests some of the more outlandish white cast pretending to be Latino in a musical intended to promote representation of this things you could do next Valentine’s day marginalised community.
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When uncomfortable Smeant that I didn’t get this an open minded friend at Astories explore univer- into the paper in time for build a bear, you can even sal themes – most of production a couple of weeks ago, I sew in a silk orifice, or Shakespeare fits this cate- thought I’d share some pull out some stuffing and gory – few would disagree featuring ideas for those of you fit an artificial silicone that an actor can give an looking to spice up your one. If you are looking to insightful performance in white next Valentine’s Day. Just be penetrated, you can fit these stories, regardless of as with all sexual activity, a strap-on and go to town their ethnic background. performers consent from the partici- on that teddy. The appeal of “colour rapping with pating/affected parties is blind” casting, however, key. 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Far from the Latino accents and • A sturdy frame or • Craigslist ad uneducated, sexualised boasting of their diverse bar which can support the thugs Latino actors are South American heritage. weight of a person Can you imagine a often forced to play, Some cast members have better feeling than being these characters are fully posted on social media Sometimes it can be Yeah, not this kind of watersport… //Flickr swallowed and digested? realised characters written making light of the fact really fun to be fully Me neither. Maybe you by a man who shares their that they are pretending restrained so you can’t art of rope bondage. You cheap and simple. Drink strapon or cocksheath. could find yourself a large background. Miranda to be Latino. Perhaps this N.B.: This is not the MTSoc production, in case you hadn’t guessed… // Flickr/Steven Pisano move and be suspended can be suspended in all lots of fluids, then pee Pup play is a rising snake and just let them has used In The Heights indicates self-awareness from the ceiling. If you kinds of shapes, or just do on your partner. It’s a phenomenon in the kink Google keyword: Pup consume you. If being and Hamilton (which and embarrassment, but not vindicate the groups short-sighted mistake has traditionally white roles get yourself a nice sturdy away with the suspension relatively risk free sexual world. No equipment is play swallowed whole isn’t the very deliberately casts then again, perhaps not. choosing to do it. “Colour blind been made before – such to all, but is hoggish and sleep-sack it should have altogether and be turned practice. Urine is usually required, but can help deal breaker, you could non-white actors as Amer- Other theatre com- Ethnicity is not a as when Mexican actor oppressive when it means straps to keep you in into a nice sculpture. sterile, unless the urinator people to get into the Pound a plush toy even organise to meet ica’s founding fathers) to panies have made the costume; it is something casting can Ricardo Montalbán played erasing representation for place. You can then attach has a UTI. There is a mood. Essentially, you someone online, who empower actors who too same mistake: last year you live with. Even if Khan Noonien Singh in specific minorities within a rope and have someone Google keyword: Sus- tiny risk of salmonella or just have to get on your You will need: might eat you in smaller rarely get the opportunity a semi-professional you are not painting your open up white Star Trek II: Wrath of a musical meant to do the winch you up. Once pension bondage CMV, but this is very rare. hands and knees and • Stuffed toy chunks. to inhabit three-dimen- Australian production face with shoe polish roles, but is Khan – and should not be very opposite. you’re there you’ll be Try not to get too much of pretend to be a dog. You • Scissors sional characters with of In The Heights was and wearing an afro wig, made again. MTSoc know that they completely at their mercy. Watersports it in the eyes if you don’t could play fetch, eat from (optional) Google keyword: their own stories to tell. cancelled after being putting on an ethnicity hoggish and Imperial College is would not have enough So they can play with your want a bit of stingage a dog bowl or just do away • Fleshlight Vorarephilia In MTSoc’s produc- flooded with criticism and taking it off when among the most diverse black students signing up genitals or hit you with You will need: with human language (optional) tion of In The Heights, for its prominently white the curtain falls is just as oppressive universities in the country, for them to cast Hairspray something, or you can • Lots of water or Google keyword: Uro- constructs and opt to • Silk lining I hope I’ve given you however, the majority of cast (which still had more disingenuous, if not as and, to its credit, MTSoc appropriately. If they just enjoy the sensation other beverages lagnia bark and growl instead. (optional) some ideas, or enlight- roles are played by white Latino cast members than crassly offensive. when it erases has never shied away from knew they would not be of not being able to move. • A bath, shower, Popping in a tail butt plug, • Needle and thread ened you somewhat. actors. This includes MTSoc’s production). In a The cast of MTSoc’s In representation casting their most talented able to give the majority If you’d like to get a little basement level l a b o r a - Be a dog person or strapping on a show tail (optional) Don’t forget to google Benny, a young black tweet, Miranda acknowl- The Heights is not entirely performers as tradition- of roles to Latino students, more skillful and artistic tory bathroom, outside may make the experience • Strapon (optional) the keywords if you’re driver whose love inter- edged that primarily white. A sizeable fraction for specific ally white characters no why attempt to put on a with your suspension, or space or a lack of respect Optional: more dog-like. If you’re interested. There’s a vast est’s parents disapprove white productions of In of the cast is Asian, but matter their ethnicity. musical about Latinos? can’t afford a sleepsack, for your bedroom furnish- • Pup tail/ tail butt- really looking to go for it, If you’re feeling a little wealth of advice and com- of their relationship due The Heights are the price Asians and Latinos are not minorities” Colour blind casting can try checking out shibari. ings. Take your pick. plug why not invest in an ana- lonely next Valentine’s munity out there. Happy to his race. One Spanish to pay for making the interchangeable, slightly be good for representa- It’s the ancient japanese This one is relatively • Pup hood or mask tomically correct canine day, don’t worry. You Next Valentine’s Day! actor has been cast in the rights available. 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COMMENT [email protected] Huel: An ingenious solution for modern life, or the 21st-century workhouse gruel? Hint: it’s the latter. This week Grumpy Bastard has a lot to say about Huel, and why it will doom humanity
COMMENT of year is incontrovertible exalting their new unpar- is normally the preserve their workforce since guilt, as they are going to evidence that Alice Gast is alleled existence and den- of the ruling classes, or the beginning of time. Grumpy Bastard an evil ice witch, hellbent igrating my own. Imagine those enduring futuristic By allowing Huel to be Comment Writer on using her powers to a pushy vegan, but one dystopias. I still don’t adopted across the whole “Huel is prevent staff from obtain- that only eats one thing. understand why they offer spectrum of society, we ing a fair pension deal. Huel is described on its different flavours: as the face the prospect of being going to ruin his week I’ve Think Frozen, but with an website as “Nutritionally saying goes, you can’t given the barest amount lunchtimes as been feeling inability to freeze the only complete food, simply de- polish a turd. of time to add the powder Christmassy, thing that matters: her livered.” This I agree with, Huel as a foodstuff is to our Huel branded well as tasting which is to say remuneration package. if you want your nutrition consumed as a time saving shakers, before adding Tvindictive and hateful. Anyway, moving on, delivered with a side of measure, to increase the water, shaking it around terrible” It’s probably due to the this week I have been self-hate. Drinking Huel is efficiency of human life and chugging it down in snow falling all over confronted with the like choking down a grey and reduce the amount of a bare 5 minutes. This campus that everyone is monstrosity that is Huel, soup of misery, because time spent preparing and should obviously be com- totally ruin lunchtimes, as endlessly posting pictures as one of my friends has it is in essence just work- eating food. As an ardent pleted while wearing the well as subject the rest of of on every form of social started brandishing his house gruel for the 21st traditionalist, the idea Huel branded T-shirt that us to a flavourless future. media they can access. No bottle as a replacement for Century. This is probably of making our lives ever they send out as part of In the name of inefficien- one is going to get snowed lunch. As with all those why I am surprised that more efficient can result in their insidious advertising cy, I beg you to dispose in or freeze to death, that have recently adopted it has become fashionable only one inevitable trend. campaign. of your Huel branded which is all the worse a food fad, they decided with those of middling The removal of the work What I’m getting at is, shakers, and send this for the College in light that they immediately had income as condemning lunchtime, or the space in as usual, that whoever uses blind futurism where it of the strikes. The sudden to convert me to their way people to consume col- the day that all employers this product should feel belongs: back to the smug snow flurries at this time of life, by simultaneously ourless, flavourless liquids have been obliged to give unbearable, soul-crushing Scandinavians.
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SCIENCE [email protected] Slicing through the fat: fighting against diabetes
SCIENCE total lack of pancreatic-in- surgical treatment for blood. However, it is only degree due to reduced 5. Finally, glucose sulin production, while obesity since the 1920s. recently that its impact concentrations. transporters in the intesti- Jack Hopkins type II diabetes stems on reducing diabetes has 2. Surgery raises nal lining are responsible Science Writer from decreased insulin been noted. Amazingly, circulating bile acid con- for glucose uptake having production or insulin “The science clinical trials conducted centrations, which helps to decreased activity. These insensitivity in other cells. on hundreds of patients increase the breakdown of transporters require oo many of us Insulin is responsible for is simple –by in the last few decades lipids and glucose in cells sodium to transport remain attached signalling glucose uptake reveal that GI surgery is and thus dampen down glucose into the cell. to electronic from the bloodstream and reorganising the most effective method prolonged blood-glucose Surgery bypasses the devices, hood- storing it as glycogen. the digestive of combating diabetes: spikes. primary sodium sources in Twinked into thinking that Dysregulation of insulin Professor Francesco 3. The microbiome the digestive system (e.g. we are the exception to production leads to system to Rubino and colleagues at (the population of mi- from pancreatic juices) re- injury or disease. With disrupted blood-glucose King’s College London croorganisms that live in sulting in lowered glucose increasingly captivating control as glucose remains shorten the reported 89% of treated your gut) is also affected, uptake. online entertainment in circulation, unable people where managing reducing inflammation Further research is facilities, high calorie to enter the cells and GI tract, fewer the disease through diet and increasing insulin underway to identify if food, and a huge swell of leading to a whole host of nutrients will and exercise alone – sensitivity. other mechanisms remain procrastination, the 21st problems, such as inflam- without the need for any 4. Increased sensi- hidden away, although Century has vastly altered mation. Historically the be absorbed” further therapy! tivity of the mechanism the effectiveness of the the human health para- disease has always been These incredible results by which the gut detects treatment has already digm. This environment thought of as chronic, pro- have been narrowed down changes in glucose con- been noticed. In 2016, 45 is the perfect breeding gressive, and irreversible. The science is simple – by to five phenomena: centrations and relays in- medical societies enlisted ground for diabetes to However, the promise of reorganising the digestive 1. Hunger-induc- formation to the brain for GI surgery as the standard develop. a cure for type II diabetes system to shorten the ing hormones, such the suppression of glucose diabetic treatment, laying Diagnosis of diabetes seems tantalisingly close route food takes through as Ghrelin, which are production in the liver the groundwork for has more than doubled at hand. the gastrointestinal (GI) primarily produced in allows the vagus nerve crucial steps forward in since 1996. Type I Biliopancreatic diver- tract, fewer nutrients the GI tract, are unable to to stop gluconeogenesis opposing type II diabetes diabetes is caused from a sion has been a common will be absorbed by the exert an effect to the same earlier. and obesity. Connect with conservation – orangutan genocide
SCIENCE the exploitation of the lost in the period being natural world to supply studied – an average of 17 Steve Allain the developed world with animals a day. To put this Science Writer cheap goods such as palm into perspective, it would oil. The biggest contri- similar to losing the entire butions to the murder population of Lincoln in n the summer of of orangutans include the same amount of time. 2015, I was lucky hunting and the logging Only around half of enough to visit Borneo’s original forest Borneo; here I was cover remains, constrict- Iable to observe orangu- “The biggest ing wildlife to smaller tans in the wild, amongst and tighter patches of other spectacular wild- contributions suitable habitat. Where life. This was a very the forest stops, the humbling experience to the murder plantations begin. This in and one that I will never of orangutans turn is another cause of forget! Recently a por- conflict as orangutans are tion of the news really include often shot when they enter Orangutans are currently under threat // Wikimedia caught my attention – fruit and crop plantations, for the wrong reasons, hunting and where they are seen as although they are not as name literally translates conceivable solutions however. They reported a major raiding pest. social as other great apes into the “man of the we have for conserving on a study which found the logging of Declines such as these such as chimpanzees. If forest” in Malay. They are these magnificent beings that between 1999 and trees for cash are unprecedented in a the current loss of the similar to us in so many for future generations to 2015, a period of just natural system without forest and orangutans ways but are also unique marvel at. Moving away 16 years, the population crops” anthropogenic pressures, continues then there is a in their own right too. from using products that of Bornean orangutans and it will take some very real likelihood that This raises the question: contain palm oil is just had dropped by over time for the orangutans they will be extinct within why do we not show more one of the ways that you half. This figure may not of trees in order to grow to recover if a suitable our lifetimes. compassion for these can help to reduce your sound that alarming, but these cash crops. It is es- recovery programme can Orangutans share ap- awe-inspiring beings? impact on orangutans. this enigmatic decline timated that over 100,000 be established. Like us, proximately 97% of their Collaboration, outreach, has a very sinister cause: orangutans have been they are slow to mature, DNA with us, and their and education are the only
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SCIENCE [email protected] From skin cells to stem cells?
SCIENCE Imagine an egg. It has successfully developed the potential to become this reprogramming Sarah Wong a lot of things if you add technology back in 2006. Science Writer the right ingredients. For However, this process instance, you can make is extremely difficult, a delicious Victorian and the efficiency of the tem cells are un- sponge, or you can make reprogramming process is specialised cells a piping hot omelette. less than 1%. To put this that can develop to The Nobel-prize-worthy into context, according form almost all cell question is: can you turn to Amram Shapiro’s Stypes in your body – just the final product back to book The Book of Odds, like Mystique in X-men. its original ingredient? there is a higher chance Similar to the movies, Put the egg back into its of getting into Harvard this ‘shapeshifting’ ability shell? than successfully turning makes these types of cells This answer is yes! a specialised cell into an extremely valuable in iPSCs are essentially the iPSC. medicine. From gener- Such low efficiency ating new skin for burn hinders the transferal victims, to creating new “From new of this technology into Stem cells can provide incredibly opportunities for medicine // Wikimedia organs in the lab, these the clinic, so constant cells undoubtedly have organs to efforts are being made enhanced the efficiency crowded and grow faster. Altogether, this allows the potential to improve to improve the process. of the reprogramming These changes allow a an ultra-high efficient our quality of life. regenerating Recently, a group led process. maximum efficiency for system where both Nevertheless, these skin, stem by Ganna Bilousova, Not only did they create turning skin cells into diseased and healthy skin highly unspecialised Ph.D. in the University this unique mixture of iPSCs. cells can be turned into pluripotent embryonic cells can of Colorado Anschutz molecules, but they also By augmenting both iPSCs in a cheaper, faster, stem cells (ESC) only Medical Campus, US, has optimised the way these the culturing conditions and more reliable manner. reside in rare places undoubtingly uncovered a more efficient molecules are introduced and the level of repro- Nonetheless, this protocol within the body, including way to create iPSCs from into the skin cells. This gramming molecules, is cell-type specific, developing embryos. As improve our skin cells. means that the adult cells these modifications acted meaning more work is they are obtained from quality of life” By introducing a are more receptive to the synergistically to improve needed if we want to embryos, this has raised a cocktail of molecules that changes, and less likely the process. Upon inspec- use this technique in the number of ethical issues. control how genes turn to die from the repro- tion, the results of the clinic or for treating other Thereby, a new method of product of reverting the on and off (modified nu- gramming process. Addi- gene expression profile diseases. So keep eating reprogramming special- cake or an omelette back cleobases, supplemented tionally, the cell growing hinted that other players, your greens and head to ised adult cells has been into its raw, untouched with ESC-specific mature regime was fine-tuned such as SLLA4, may be the gym – growing organs developed: induced pluri- form; a Japanese scien- micro-RNA mimics), the by having a low plating mediating the process of in the lab is not quite here potent stem cells (iPSC). tist, Shinya Yamanaka, group has successfully density, thus cells are less reprogramming. yet! Understanding apoptosis: the human suicide squad
SCIENCE the rest of the body. While activate self-detonation. and cause the release of the outer membrane of the ty induced damage to the you may consider this ul- mitochondrial DNA into mitochondria. The inner cells. According to Betzig Varshit Dusad timate act of self-sacrifice the cytoplasm, which MT membrane pushes himself, this technology Science Writer too extreme, this suicidal “Apoptosis further signals the contin- out through these holes will have more impact death of a cell, also termed uation of apoptosis in the to escape into cytoplasm than his Nobel-winning ‘Apoptosis’, is used to is used to cell. This latest study – with all of its constituents. work on super-resolution re you aware keep life-threatening published by a joint collab- This mechanism of action microscopy. that human dangers such as cancer in keep life- oration between Monash is also called “mitochon- Both the results and cells also check. threatening University, Walter and drial hernia”. method of study will have their The latest findings Eliza Hall Institute, and The primary technol- impact future work. This Aown version of a suicide published last week dangers such Howard Hughes Medical ogy which could make strategy of using multiple squad? This squad comes explained one of the less Institute – was able to this possible was lattice microscopy techniques to into action in times of understood steps of the as cancer in record the expulsion of light sheet microscopy. capture cellular activities extreme distress, when process of apoptosis: the the mitochondrial genome This was developed by inside the living cells at cells have extinguished mechanism of the release check” in real time. They used a Eric Betzig, winner of such high resolution will all other means to combat of the mitochondrial (MT) combination of multiple the 2014 Nobel Prize in improve our understand- their stress. Their call to genome inside the cell’s It is well known that two microscopy techniques Chemistry. This tech- ing of internal function- action means only one cytoplasm. The integrity proteins – BAK and BAX to image cells at a very nique improves the older ing. Hopefully, these thing – destruction of of mitochondria serves as – play an important role high degree of resolution. light sheet fluorescence advances will culminate the cells themselves, and a checkpoint for the cell to in this programmed cell Their images confirmed microscopy by increasing in practical applications everything inside which decide if the circumstanc- death. They disrupt the that BAK/BAX proteins image acquisition speed in fields of health and can also pose a threat to es are severe enough to mitochondrial membrane create large pores inside and reducing phototoxici- medicine. 12 FELIX ISSUE 1687
TECH [email protected] Pioneering treatments for healing chronic wounds
Kerecis has been named Iceland’s fastest growing startup // Kerecis In recent times, there have been many advancements in treatment of chronic wounds – we explore a few of the most exciting and innovative technological advances in this field over the last few years.
health problems including company’s products have entiate, and eventually stages of wound healing. lated is CXCL12, and its TECH diabetes, obesity, and already been approved turn into living tissue. The miRNAs involved degradation is slowed, as poor circulation; thus, by the FDA, and it can Another recent discov- in wound healing are the lactic acid produced it is more prevalent in be used to treat acute, ery was the importance being discovered, and this by the bacteria lowers the Xiuchen Xu developed countries. It is chronic, and oral wounds. of miRNA in chronic provides the possibility of pH. The resulting change Tech Writer estimated that 1-2% of the The company’s products wound healing. MicroR- gene therapy for patients. in the microenvironment population in developed are made from drying NAs or miRNAs are However, it is not yet a leads to more immune countries will experience and processing cod skin. short non-coding RNA valid therapy, as there cells gathering, and they hronic wounds a chronic wound during Fish skin is naturally rich sequences that can partic- needs to be a suitable also become more spe- differ from their lifetime. In the US in omega-3 fatty acids, ipate in regulating gene delivery system of drugs cialised, producing more normal acute alone, there are over six which yield anti-inflam- expression, through post that can overcome intra- TGFß, a growth factor wounds, because million chronic wound matory effects that can transcriptional silencing cellular and extracellular involved in healing. Cthey do not go through the patients, and treatment is speed up the healing of mRNAs. Recently barriers. Overall, there are normal healing process costing around $25 billion process. The material sub- miRNA has been found to Lastly, technology that exciting prospects for the of inflammation, prolif- per year. However there stitutes the extracellular be involved in many differ- targets the microenviron- future of treating chronic eration, and remodelling; has been many important matrix crucial for healing ent diseases, and chronic ment around the wound wounds, although some instead they stop at the breakthroughs recently and lacking in chronic wounds is no different. has been proven to accel- technology is still in the inflammation stage, and in the field of treating wound patients. Indeed, it was found that erate the healing process. developmental stage, the healing process is chronic wounds. The extracellular matrix miRNA levels in normal This involves using lactic they are showing great stopped completely. First, a biotechnology is composed of a variety acute and chronic wound acid bacteria as vectors promise. Chronic wounds Chronic wounds often company in Iceland of polysaccharides, water, healing differs; thus, the to produce and deliver a still affects millions of require amputations, and named Kerecis Ltd. has and collagen proteins, and under-expression and human chemokine (sig- patients, and the technol- may lead to death. developed ways to treat the scaffolding provided over-expression of certain nalling proteins) to the site ogies discussed in this Chronic wounds are wounds using materials by the matrix recruits cells miRNAs are responsible of the wound. The specific article may provide a cure associated with other made from fish skin. The which proliferate, differ- for disrupting the normal chemokine being upregu- for them. 13 FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 FELIX
TECH [email protected] Why Facebook “Protect” is all but protection
accounts. Beginning with this out a little more clearly may be flattered that they the last point, for the 20% in their Privacy policy, were first to get asked for of the world’s population writing “we may share (or their participation in this residing in China, Turkey, receive) information, in- bizarre scheme and have Iran or the UAE, places cluding personally-iden- been prompted since 2016 where arguably VPNs tifying information with to support Facebook’s are really needed, these (or from) our Affiliates” efforts to capture all parts services and even the [i.e. Facebook] and “assist of your digital life. Apple App store itself are law enforcement when Mark Zuckerberg’s has barred. On the second, it we have good-faith belief resolved in 2018 to make buries the switch which that such cooperation is “sure that time spent on determines whether your reasonably necessary”. To Facebook is well spent” server is routed to their put this in practical terms acknowledged “the rise of servers or not deep in the for those of you who need a small number of big tech user interface making it it, if you are hoping to companies — and govern- cumbersome to chance keep your romp through ments using technology those galoshes. On the the deep web a secret, to watch their citizens”. first point… don’t even Onavo could bring some Facebook Protect has, get me started! interesting advertising on in its own small way, If you scroll down Facebook. And if you are worsened this problem beyond the candy journalist, watchdog or a of the centralization of wrapping, to the para- lawyer dealing with sensi- knowledge – and with graph on “how it works” tive information, that app it, power. But there is you find out that your you probably would never time yet for to change questionable activities are notice could compromise the world’s largest social “used to gain insights into your work. network for better. the products and services If it is some small people value”. They spell comfort, Android users
Onavo claims to protect your privacy, but does it? // Online Hacker News
TECH app Facebook bought not already encrypt login in 2013. This supposed details when we use the Artur Donaldson safety-enhancing app is website? Tech Writer a VPN – a service which The three top reasons encrypts mobile data and you’d turn to a VPN is a) sends it via their servers. if you you’d temporarily his week, It also warns you if you prefer authorities not like WIRED reports visit malicious websites to know about your exact that Facebook and can protect your login cybernetic ramblings, has been trialling details when connecting b) if you’d like to safely Ta new feature for the iOS on public networks. What express yourself wearing Facebook app, called is not clear is why this is a different set of digital “Protect”. The little blue of any use while using galoshes or c) you would shield directs you to the Facebook’s own app – is like to access something App Store where you will Facebook going to warn which is not available in be prompted to download us if their site starts less liberal countries. “Onavo Protect”, an hosting malware? Do they Onavo fails on all Ultimately, all that Facebook is selling is an illusion of confidentialty // Odyssey 14 FELIX ISSUE 1687
ARTS [email protected]
Nikki Shiels in Picnic at Hanging Rock // Pia Johnson A powerful revival of the mystery of Hanging Rock The cult horror tale of missing schoolgirls in Australia gets an inventive twist in Tom Wright’s adaptation for the stage at the Barbican Centre.
ARTS that it is widely believed to. Edith is the hanger-on; voices and stark lighting scene is accompanied by blackouts and neon to be true, thanks partly she struggles to keep pace help your own imagina- a cryptic neon heading titles above the stage all PICNIC AT HANGING to Lindsay’s often coy and with the other girls and tion to create images far above the stage. Through combine to create a tense ROCK mysterious answers about begins to fall behind. As more sinister than what Michael and Miss Ap- atmosphere and instil real its basis in reality. Not she watches, the other could have been captured pleyard, Wright explores fear into the audience. having seen the film or girls vanish into the on stage. The switching themes of colonialism Director Matthew Lutton read the novel I came into rock. The five-strong cast perspective between the and power, centring on almost takes this minimal- Where? The Barbican the theatre with only a girls and the frequent Australia. What Michael ist style to an extreme, and Picnic at Hanging Rock was cursory knowledge of the blackout create a story has come to learn of the there are certainly points on 21-24th February story, but it was impossi- “Tom Wright’s told in cut scenes, remi- wilderness of Australia where it feels a little ble not to set expectations niscent of horror films. terrifies him. Miss Apple- overused. However, it Vaishnavi high when both the source adaptation The aftermath of the yard’s attempts to mould doesn’t, detract too much Gnanananthan material and its adaptation captures a girls’ disappearance takes Sara to her will mirrors from the overall effect of Arts Writer have been so successful. on a more conventional the attempt to tame and the play. The play starts with five palpable sense storytelling, with the conquer Australia. It’s Transferring art schoolgirls on a sparse scenes being acted on certainly innovative sto- between media is always n Valentine’s stage, narrating the events of horror ” stage. The narrators rytelling, but never quite a gamble and what makes Day, 1900, of Saturday, Valentine’s become actors in the story. reaches the same intensity an exceptional novel or three pupils and Day, 1900. Despite the There are searches for the as the opening of the play. film could always fall flat a teacher from setting of the play, they slowly move forwards as girls and their teacher, The five-member cast on the stage. This certain- OAppleyard College, an up- are wearing modern they speak, closer to the yet nothing is found. The is without question one ly isn’t the case with Tom per-class girls’ boarding school attire: blazers and audience and closer to the school community begins of the greatest strength of Wright’s adaptation of school, disappear during pleated skirts that would end of the stage. Their nar- unravelling and headmis- this production – they take Picnic at Hanging Rock. a class trip to Hanging not look out of place on a ration is interspersed with tress, Miss Appleyard, on different characters He manages to capture a Rock, a volcanic moun- secondary school student blackouts. It’s incredibly begins taking out her frus- with ease yet manage to palpable sense of horror tain in Victoria, Australia. in 2018. In 1900, after simple, but, somehow, tration on Sara, a girl who keep them distinct indi- with his narrative and also This is the premise of Joan the school group have very captivating. The cannot seem to fit into viduals. Elizabeth Nabben uses it to highlight impor- Lindsay’s 1967 novel and lunch, four of the girls, five actors are phenom- what society demands of and Amber McMahon are tant themes in the story. Peter Weir’s subsequent Miranda, Marion, Irma, enal and with only their an upper-class woman. particularly compelling The four-day run at The film adaptation, both sub- and Edith leave the rest voices and playwright Michael, an Englishman, as Miss Appleyard and Barbican was painfully jects of critical acclaim of the group to climb the Tom Wright’s words they embarks on a solitary quest Michael, respectively. The short for such a powerful and, arguably, cult classic rock. Miranda is clearly conjure up images of what to find the girls. These almost bare stage with its piece of work and it status. Though fictitious, the leader of the group, might have happened. The scenes are interspersed liberal use of black, the will, hopefully, return to the story is so compelling the one the other look up empty stage, their ringing with blackouts and each stark lighting, frequent London in the near future. 15 FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 FELIX
ARTS [email protected] Mark Dion – theatre of the natural world brings the Thames beaches to the Whitechapel Gallery Something of a hit and miss, a retrospective of Mark Dion’s work is most successful when it embraces the realities of nature.
ARTS wonder essential to either MARK DION field. In The Naturalist’s Study, Dion has decorated a room with couches, Where? Whitechapel drawings, illustrations, Gallery and sculptures, turning When? Until 13th May the gallery space into How Much? £12.95; £9.50 drawing room from two students hundred years ago. The décor is intended to evoke Nicolas Baird the aura of a 19th century Arts Writer naturalist, and the room’s props stand in as treasures collected from exotic he artwork in trips overseas. Some of Mark Dion’s ex- the work included makes hibition, Theatre passing hints at a conser- of the Natural vationist frame of mind: TWorld, feels like it was a black and white series made by someone who of photographs depicting loves the idea of the life stuffed polar bears lines sciences but hasn’t taken one wall. Other inclusions a science course since throw the façade out the secondary school. He’s window: all of the tables an American artist who are covered edge to edge combines a wide range with books Dion has of media into large-scale published, and which are sculptures, books, and on offer from the gift shop Detail from The Wonder Workshop, part of a retrospective at Whitechapel // V-A-C Foundation, Moscow installations. His work downstairs. No comment, deals with the ideas, either, on the daring its physical presence. It’s even a message in a bottle, work of naturalists and London on display in practices, and institutions explorers (or their collec- a beautiful piece – black are kept in an enormous, taxonomists. By actually the collection from the surrounding naturalists tions) who thrived on the mesh around barren double-sided wooden leaving his studio to ex- dredging are a celebration and natural history; he peak of natural history’s branches – and the care cabinet. The results of perience the natural world of the capital’s history has filled the three rooms imperialist wave. with which Dion and his each excavation site are and our relationship with of his solo exhibition at A giant black metal team have attended to kept on shelves and in nature and each other. The Whitechapel Gallery with birdcage dominates the the health and wellness drawers on either side of “Dion has care taken to organize an eclectic collection first of the gallery’s four of the birds is made clear the cabinet. Visitors are every object is an almost of flags, drawings, text, rooms. In the cage’s centre in the long list posted on invited to walk around the taken the joyful mirroring of the props, live birds, photo- stands the barren trunk of the gallery wall, titled piece, open drawers, and process natural scientists graphs, mannequins, and a large tree, and around it ‘Commonly Asked Ques- view all the specimens fantasy of have used to understand posters. lies a collection of books tions about the Birds’. under glass, which are the mysteries of life and I walked into this and objects related to the In the third room of the sorted into what Dion calls the armchair the world around us. At exhibition hoping to find study of birds. 22 live exhibition, I found the “taxonomies”: organized biologist out last, Dion has taken the relevant, contemporary zebra finches (Taeniopy- most exciting and concep- groups based on material, fantasy of the armchair work engaging with soci- gia guttata) and up to four tually elegant piece of the function, color, topology, of the study biologist out of the study ety’s complex relationship human visitors at a time night, a work from 1999 and morphology. and into the sunlight by with the natural world. (the maximum allowed in titled Tate Thames Dig. A fusion between and into the the Thames. Only by Instead, I found a series the cage) move through Dion and a crew of volun- museum exhibit and getting dirty and really of cinematic stage sets the space, and bring life teers dredged the topsoil archaeological dig, Tate sunlight ” engaging with the worlds designed to invoke dated to Dion’s fabricated world of two tidal beaches near Thames Dig successfully whose language he adopts fantasies of eccentrics of sets and props. The the Tate Britain and the brings together the visual can Mark Dion get out of and intellectuals, who, piece, called The Library (then still to be built) Tate aesthetics and physical and practice the scientific his own study and share like Dion himself, appear for the Birds of London Modern. Everything they processes of natural work he celebrates in the with us what there is to content to co-opt the visual grasps halfheartedly at uncovered, from horse history. Here, Dion finally rest of this exhibition, see. aesthetics of biology and one metaphor or the other teeth to oyster shells, carries out the tasks of Dion adds content and natural history without for the human condition, bullets, leather soles, toys, collecting and sorting weight to his stage sets. regard for the discipline or but its real strength is in ceramic fragments, rings, that are essential to the The fragments of 16 FELIX ISSUE 1687
BOOKS [email protected] An intellectual perspective on progress and positivity in Enlightenment Now With the help of the philosophies of the Enlightenment and a wealth of statistics, Steven Pinker’s new book seeks to answer questions of the current state of humanity.
argues, it is necessary to reformulate and remind ourselves of all the values the Enlightenment stands for. Humans are not natu- rally rational animals, but through the establishment of rules and norms, de- mocracies and markets, laws and constitutions, a free press and scientific societies we are capable of living up to the ideals of the enlightenment.
BOOKS “Are things Clemens Jakubec getting better Books writer or are we approaching a here is the world darker period headed? Are things of human Wgetting better or are we approaching a darker history?” The Enlightenment brought drama to art, as well as the ideas of logic and reason we still live by // Wikimedia period of human his- tory? In his new book Pinker thinks, and accuses empirical evidence. with the less optimistic perspective, maybe even Enlightenment Now: The One of the four pillars the pessimistic attitude of What he perhaps does worldviews of many other just a very slight shift. Case for Reason, Science, Pinker mentions stands a lot of academics, which fall foul of is a guile- public intellectuals and As Pinker argues, there Humanism, and Progress, out: progress. In contrast resonates with the media, less projection of what the increasingly pessimis- is no point in completely American cognitive to all the others, he points of leading people to focus happened in the past onto tic feelings of the general disregarding all the linguist Steven Pinker out, progress is meas- on the negative aspects of the future. Events, trends, public? I think they are. evidence for positive makes the case for a more urable and the question progress. and developments that change. On the other positive outlook for the of whether the world is The key question, of happened in the past under hand, it is wrong to think future of humanity. seeing progress and is course, is whether all this certain circumstances “Progress that science and reason His argument is mainly becoming more enlight- is just a feeble attempt to might not necessarily will sooner or later solve based on one thing, ened can be subjected to distract us from problem- happen in the same way has been every problem that namely a recollection scientific scrutiny. And atic trends or whether it in the future, even if the humanity has and will of the four pillars of the this is exactly what fills is actually a good ground circumstances remain happening encounter. What we need enlightenment: reason, most of the book: statistic for optimism. It is neither, unchanged. In general, his continuously, is to rediscover all the science, progress, and after statistic from all I would say. Saying that argument is surrounded great things that happened humanism. Pinker has sorts of areas from wealth Pinker turns a blind eye by a hands-on buckle-up but that it is as a result of the enlight- been a strong advocate for and health to death by to any of the issues the “yes, we can” mentality. enment and that is, I think, all of them for many years. poisoning, one of the very world faces today would Sure, climate change certainly not what Enlightenment Now Today the principles of few negative trends he be too easy. After all, poses a huge challenge, aims to do. It is a gentle the Enlightenment laid mentions. All of them are he does stress the point but we can deal with it inevitable” reminder for people who out by thinkers such as associated with what most that progress has been and if we just try, progress are fed a diet of bad news, Kant, Voltaire, and Hume people would call progress happening continuously, in all its various mani- that progress is happening have become part of the of some form and are but that it is certainly not festations will eventually Obviously, Steven and that so far, in spite of public mindset and their presented as the objective inevitable. Neither can he sort it out. His scientism Pinker does not expect us war, famine, and disease, ideas are so ingrained proof of the effect, which be accused of mindless and unbeatable faith in to break down and shed humanity has managed to into people that the actual the enlightenment has had optimism; optimism yes, science in this sense are hot tears of joy as we set up a framework, that original ideas have faded on our lives. but in no way mindless obvious. marvel at the wonders we makes a better future a into the background. The issue is that modern since he does his best to So, are Pinker’s humans have created. I genuine possibility. Therefore, Pinker intellectuals hate progress, back up his claims with arguments reconcilable think it is about a shift in 17 FR IDAY, 2 ND MARCH, 2018 FELIX
BOOKS [email protected] Willis’ macabre and amusing science fiction classic
the past. by one, they began to fall Concerned about the victim to the plague. dangers of travelling back Meanwhile back at to such an unfamiliar time, Oxford, people react a critical professor warns crazily to the influenza her of all the possible outbreak, as they try to dangers she will face – make sense of it in hilar- diseases, poor sanitation, ious ways – much like rape, being burned as a what Kivrin is seeing a witch… Yet all of those few centuries back. worries prove to be su- Funny characters add perficial when they realize to the panic and confu- they made a mistake, and sion. Amongst them are BOOKS she has actually landed in Mrs Gaddson, an overly the year the Black Death concerned mother of a Yang Guo reached Oxford, in the student at the university, Books writer Christmas of 1348! Mean- who constantly complains while, a mysterious strain of poor living conditions, of influenza is spreading and how it must have an ow might one quickly back in the Oxford adverse effect on her son. The Black Death still has a lasting impact that will continue beyond 2053 // Wikimedia interact with of her time, and in the Later on, she takes to people from the ensuing panic, it becomes reading passages about regulations and ignores travelling unconvincing. inaccuracies, which distant past if uncertain whether anyone doom and plague from the common hygiene practic- Why would anyone be lessen the book. Hone were allowed to time will be able to arrange her Bible to influenza victims. es, and treats the influenza sent back towards such The length of the book travel there? rescue. Although she was enter- outbreak as some kind a dangerous time when might be shortened, This was the question The best part of the taining at the start, she of huge adventure. Sur- it is possible to send a whilst still delivering the posed by Connie Willis in novel is the chapters became background noise prisingly, his personality machine back instead? Or main points, as repeti- her science fiction novel, concerning Kivrin’s at the end when the author proves to be useful when just consult contemporary tiveness is a major issue The Doomsday Book. The encounters with people did not allow any more he is sent on a mission by sources? After all, a in the strange influenza novel is set in Oxford from 1348, which seemed developments on her part. the staff. monk who had apparently epidemic chapters. None- University, at around so real that I began to feel Another amusing char- Nonetheless, there written it all down after theless, the book is still Christmas time, 2053. attached to the characters acter is Colin, the young are several aspects of everyone else died was worth reading for Kivrin’s A young woman called and their village. All of nephew of one of the the novel which could constantly referred to by interactions with a set of Kivrin, a historian, is sent this is brought to a dev- doctors. He walks around be improved. I found the characters. There are memorable medieval back in time to research astating end when, one disregarding all health the pretext for time also some minor factual characters. Felix is recruiting!
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